#halfsword-chat-⚔
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Unfortunately I dont do much in terms of text chat so this is what Im having to do
Yeah forgot to mention in there I recognize your name anyway
shit ok
You made that cute Willie picture story thing lol
Half sword crashed on me :(
the man lives
He arose
That's me! ^_^ I take pride in most of the things I make lol 😄
HE HATH RISEN
ya it does that. More specifically when you halfsword with a big hammer against armored opponents.
we ball
PRAISE THE OVRDTH
(I say "most", 'cause a buncha clips are just fun moments, and not "content" lol)
I mean
I feel like if you keep putting in abunch of clips, you could theoretically make some content from it
What are y'all's best clips as of late?
yeah like years and years ago "call of duty funny moments" were the king of views on youtube.
I don't understand how this game isn't popping off yet
I would post if I had perms 😔
True that
It's current form is so good already for fucking around on stream
Just do some "Halfsword funny moments"/
Also the game is popping off. 3 million downloads.
You could msg me it and i'll post it for you if you really want to
My LATEST one was this CRAZY axe throw!
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jbF47wIizpCJ8iG2W?invite=cr-MSxsN2ksMjY1MzE2ODc2LA
6 Views. Watch CRAZY Bouncing AXE THROW HEADSHOT! and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal, the #1 Game Clip Platform.
I haven't seen it on socials but nice to know it's doing numbers
Oh yeah, saw it on game footage, that's fire
I once threw a knife sideways into somebody's neck but I wasn't recording so it technically never happened 😩
This was pretty nuts. Figured I was dead so I just rushed him
That's crazyyyy! 😮
This game would have pretty good ranged combat with these physics
Like imagine using a ballista to pin someone to a wall
I also like THIS one, too:
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jdHqJqExfZ92pb2o6?invite=cr-MSxTY28sMjY1MzE2ODc2LA
Watch NICE Combos Against Sword and Buckler! and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
These two are some of my nicest these past like three days.
I try to make it more cinematic, not just go in and slash his head in two, so count that as a factor.
Hope i don't get judged by OVRDTH, lmao 
Steam Game Recording is powerful as heck. You can set it to record your past hour, 30 minutes, 10 minutes, 5 minutes, etc.
I've heard they're planning on incorporating ranged weapons later on
sent u one
That's crazh
Absolutely love that.
Tier 2 with powerful kicks goes very hard.
Ah the ole roundhouse kick thing.
got some myself these past few days
Powerfuck kicks go hard in every tier. You could win the fully armored tier with kicks only
Wtf kinda kung fu shit was that
I have a folder with a shit ton of roundhouse kick clips they're just too fun
How do you have powerful kicks?
Use normal kick, but then tinker with sensitivity on mouse; experiment with momentum!
That's bacon's clip, but i also do a little kicking myself, it's just about technique
So it's literally just down to the physics? That's wild
Drew blood on this guy
@winter wasp sent u another goofy lil clip
I also find practicing kicks against a pitchfork works well, since it trains the location at which you have to go to get the kick, since there's always a weapon in front of you, teaches you to get around the weapon, timing and much more
just improves the technique
one time I kicked into a knife and my leg came off
happens to me too, lmao
other times I turn the camera so hard I spin and ragdoll
Oh shit steamrecord has a share function that's by link not file so I don't have to have nitro
he got the hug of death
why do 2 npcs always lock onto you in carnage mode?
God I love the forced surrender mechanic
how do i post videos?
Hug of Dismemberment 
Really makes the clips so much smoother
ikr!
In the last build I woulda had to whack him like 400 times before the round ended
"Ragamuffin!" Fucking dies
How are you doing the thing where swirl the weapon above your head. Seen people on youtube do that.
Swapping hands at the right time!!
Wait there's a swap hands button
WHAT IS THE SWAP HANDS BUTTON
R
i...I shall find out.
K
HE WOULDNT FUCKING LET GO
In the mean time, I tried to do a run where I stab and dodge only. https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/33310519198761695/E1674C4F86E20013CFA87D97073A72BB45D3798E/
when did they remove embeds from the server
malicious people.
lemgth advantage
oh
damn that was good, how do you do those tricks?
Jesus christ, sheepperson.
hh it was sloppy :(
Swapping hands at the right time!!!
pranked idiot
oh it just did it with the long sword thats cool
also how can you film? is it a built in thing or do i gotta download something?
This swapping hands thing is fun!
https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/33310519198768458/28675D8438A5BF1C045B69F821E572A302D24D34/
clean
i found out that they surrender even if they arent on the ground when you put a sword to their neck
yeah if you push them up against the wall or something and hold it there they'll surrender too
New tactic, just walk around in circles pointing your sword menacingly towards the enemy.
Pro tip, disarm them, then kick them
isnt that just for honor tactics
I tried this. It worked.
I know how to fight my own kind
i found a strategy, just grab your opponent and put your sword somewhere near their neck
worked!
works irl too /s
One thing i like to do with a longsword is put it in half-sword then release it while swinging towards the enemy in a far away position, sometimes to the side.
It gives you more range that way and it's quick and reliable.
you can see it be used in this clip a few times
they should add the ability to absolutely fucking leap at your enemys
woah
I was too far away most times in the clip tho
, at the end i hit it
Most OP weapon
idk the spiky spear is pretty op
its longer, has more parts that are potentially fatal, etc
but yes the axe is too strong imo
imo the regular long spear is the most op in the hands of a player. npc tho? the spiky spear.
Somebody get this man a 
you can literally just threaten your enemy to surrender before they're even injured by simply holding your sword near their neck
Would be terrifying to see that in-game.
wtf
kinda possible if you just whiff a spin kick
ehhh not if you have length advantage
bro what mod is that, is that a mod what the hell
the skinned one.
lol, nice. the weapon is still op tho.
isn't it a spiked goedendag?
Fent Sword.
i've seen like 3 different names for it
Just gotsta work around it!
oh yeah that's what it is
either way it's scary if you don't know how to play around it. The AI is really bad at using it defensively so if you use your sword/axe/shield to hold it aside and move into the AI they won't be able to pull it back to hit you
Any way you could DM me it?
I need it in my life
and the handle of the "plançon a picot" is just a stick so that's an easy fight
if you get hit ur fucked tho
idk i think its pretty objectively overpowered for what it is. just because you can win against it doesn't mean it isn't also still too strong.
easiest counter is to just play on tier 3 since they don't show up there and it's also the most fun tier for longsword duels
On an alt account?
i win against it more often than i lose against it, but it's still too strong when there are like 12 different parts of it that can kill you instantly if they just happen to graze your character.
I mean, long spikey stick is just an OP weapon in general, not much you can do against it if you're on the spikey end.
I think this comes from the spikes actually having stabbing potential? Stabs are extremely lethal in the playtest, almost unreasonably so to the point where poking an AI in the lower arm will instantly send them down. Makes sense it'd nuke you in that case, since it only really shows up in tiers where you don't have a lot of armor.
i just had this epic moment where my sword glitched to where its point was resting on the ground and i was able to kick it back up like a greatsword
my epic moments usually come from longsword strikes where it's that samurai trope of I slash the guy and he falls over 5 seconds later clutching at his neck
Yeah, it would be one thing if the spikes weren't so "sharp" and easy to penetrate through basically anything. I've gone into the highest tier with it (thanks to mods) and you can even take out fully armored knights in one hit most of the time. It does enough blunt damage to knock them unconscious and more often than not it goes through their armor and causes a fatal bleed.
yeah, it's a strong mix of really good damage types (stab and blunt) that counter a LOT of armor
you need to play very decisively to avoid getting hit
There aren't really any other weapons that are that effective that are also incredibly easy to use.
I usually play around tier 3 and idk if it's just me but the one-handed mace they have down there feels very unparryable. Might be a skill issue but 9 times out of 10 it will crush through and knock me half-out
The normal spears have a ton of instant-win potential (technically all the weapons in the game do) but its more balanced by the fact that it requires a lot of practice to get accurate thrusts in.
god I'm terrified of spears, one too many liver-strikes for me to be comfortable around them in any capacity
I know what you mean, I think it's because it's a lot shorter than most of the other weapons in that tier so its really hard to block the swings.
yeah, by the time my blade's come up to meet it, it's basically already at my head
there was a guy behind me so i went backwards and the physics glitched to where the cuirass proceeded to shatter his skull and knock him to the ground
fp is gnarly lol
I think the spikes on the goedendag or w/e need to be shorter and less 'sharp,' it's like they're tipped with obsidian scalpel blades.
Idk if anyone else has noticed with the recent AI changes but it feels much harder to maintain space in higher tiers now (at least tier 6 I'd say), feels like the AI gets overexcited with the half-swording and tend to just sprint into you.
Wdym?
the secret half-sword mafia
in the less-armoured tiers I think your own weapon creates enough of a fear factor for the AI to maintain it's spacing but once they get some metal on their chest it's like all that self-preservation goes out the window.
I wish you could break limbs by grabbing and twisting
Makes a lotta sense.
Cool parry!
yo can you send it to me asw
I have no idea what you’re talking about lol
makes sense for IRL too, I'm still conflicted on if I like or dislike the change.
Yeah.
I like when the heavy armor fights are just a fucking noisy brawl
Why would you be silenced for sharing a mod?
Under!
those swings are so satisfying, nice one
wtf
Oh alright well, I can assure you that you won’t get silenced unnecessarily lol
willie's willie
I wish I was dedicated to this game half as much as willie is dedicated to letting go of his polearms
I swear, every time I hit an enemy Willie lets go with one hand
man I cant stand the npcs grabbing me
jfc
How did you get Willie to do that block?
turn your sensitivity down
I moved my sword in front of his so that it wouldn't hit me
well yeah but your sword bent back towards the center line. How did you get it to do that rather than point out to where you were swinging?
Oh just by doing some slight adjustments with my mousies
on the second tier its suprisingly easy to win without a weapon, I even managed to win against a knife using just my fists
Just moving left and right with the mouse to do these movements (At the start)
i agree, fists and kicking are very op
kicks especialy
nah bro I beat the first level knife mode without a knife or fist. only kicks
bro i fucking degloved this man and he kept fighting, what the hell??? he had litteraly no skin on his face
alright not mad at this weapon's existence
Why are you shirtless???
FUCKED UP and BRUTAL clip!
why cant i send images
FUCK that guy
The Rapture Tech
dude i grappled this peasant willie, i was throwing swings his head was dodging every single swing
Also fucked up day to be John Spearman lmao
shit was moving forward and backwards everytime my swing went out
true
did they nerf the left hook? or is my sensitivity too low
nah its still a brick
Got a no kill carnage round :3
is there a way to pick specific weapons
alright it turns out i was just not moving my mouse fast enough
left hook is still op as ever
Takedown!
it was funny how you prepared to just cave his skull in since he wasnt surrendering fast enough
NAurr I was just withdrawaling asap so I didn't accidentally slit his throatsies
I always get their throats and the fights last so little 😩 I'm suffering from success
Case and point
This one played out so smooth
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/je35QHEjTzMpCCe2r?invite=cr-MSxuclMsMjA0NTQ0MzU0LA
this clip embodies the left hook of doom
jfc
when dya think ranged weapons will come
december 2026
don't say that :<
ok
how are u
Confirmed for the final version of the game
yes
well lets hope thats soon
in the shape of crossbows, long bows, and an arquebus
and long range willie
yem
he didn't deserve that
I was literally unarmed!
I hope it won't be too expensive
I fucked around and found out
I see two weapons on your hips you goddamn maniacal sheep 🐑
Torture!

not that a sword is much better....
So!? He could DIE that way!
ohhh yeah so you'd rather just maim and cripple him for the rest of his life uh huh
now he will never
again
He's okay :(
WHY IS THIS SO FUN
How do you get full swings out of longer weapons such as spears and the Spiked Thing? Willie doesn't seem to like to follow through with them
and if he does he lets go of them with one hand
Why Invite to watch doesn't work on steam with this game ONLY ?!? ... wanna show to a friend..
I just spent the hour beating people up and wrestling them into submission as Lord Fisticuffs 9th Earl of Fisticuffs
These gauntlets are for all comers
say this to a random woman you meet next time you're alone at a bar, guarantee you'll score her number

I'll have to try that out after touching grass
are you in borderless?
might work if you're in fullscreen.
PEASANT REVOLUTION RAAAAH
They should add a Bleedout timer for non-fatal wounds
aint been here in days
First off, relax, damn. There’s a new leveling system to make moderation easier as the server grows.
oh
You need level 3 for voice chat, if you were a regular before you can message modmail
well i am sorry daddy
Why is the opposing team in Brave Stand and Small Buhurt attacking eachother
is there like a specific way for me to choose what myself or my enemy is wieldinmg as a weapon?
does armor dent when you hit it?
yes
you have to hit it with something heavy or swing hard as fuck lol
i swang a war axe as hard as i could and dude just fell down and when he got back up i noticed the dent on the helmet
in curous if theres a way for me to wield a claymore while naked
oh my god xD
hell yeah
There is
Loadout selector mod
well i mean like no armor, cause i want the cool ass weapons but i want fast gorey matches so no armor
On nexus mods
how
Read the install instructions
i gotchu, thank you
the
how do you dynamic slice
by dynamically slicing
thanks
Where is the indoor arenas like shown in the game photos on steam?
with the devs
Dang
Don't worry I'm sure they'll release some more stuff eventually.
Yeah this is the best game out
the newer hd stuff as seen in the trailers is from Unreal Engine footage exclusive to the dev build, will likely be coming with Early Access. Some of then old maps from itch.io are showcased on steam too.
hopefully yaknow, there will be bigger arenas
like colosseum sized
dynamic slicing is essentially a system that means you can cut anywhere, in any direction. where your sword lands, it can cut. halfsword is the first game in 13 years to have this kind of technology, hasnt been seen since Metal Gear Revengance (to our knowledge)
i think the kick needs better form
check out the official youtube channel for some videos on dynamic slicings WIP, its been pretty awesome
dead island had a option for it
Now that’s a unique take. Kicks are super op right now. They make fist play an absolute breeze
If I was them, I'd be eager for an early access release. 3 million people have downloaded the demo. If the game cost $20, they will get roughly $13 per sale. (steam takes 30%, unreal takes 5%). If even 3% of people that have downloaded the demo buy early access, they're looking at somewhere around 1.2 million usd in sales.
You can win most fights by just kicking
How do you manage to have your character fight someone armored while you just have a hoe?
The goal now is early access, theyre focusing on it going forward. We might get a patch here and there though. The roadmap SHOULD be coming out this month
In my experience anyways
Kicks can make alot of fights pretty easy
"
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every time ive tried to kick i end up falling over or doing nothing
ovrdth selector on nexus.
I've never used it, just heard of it.
thanks for the info
Are you running or turn at all when you kick? Kicking is a little rng based, but mostly momentum.
not really
You want some momentum when you kick. Wherever you get that from is up to you.
i just feel like the leg should come up first
ill try getting momentum
yeah that worked
I've been goofin and I found a very unusual little style to supplement my usual :D
wtf are you listening to
Killstation this time
loud noises. sounds neat though
Oh if you want strange I got strange. I jsut also like loud, sorry.... forget to lower volume slider in clipping stuffs
will rectify in future lol
All good, luckily my headphones were hanging on my desk and not on my head on max volume.
Let us have the strange.
reminds me of chiv 2 striking
"Face the camera for me 😃"
idk who it was that told me about the switching hands thing but I'm still practicing it.
i love this game
Rali probably
he didnt smile for the camera.
hes still alive btw.
oh nvm
he died when i dropped him, whoopsies!
Oh yeah, it was the fall that got him
trust
This is peak strange, possible volume warning but I'm deaf idk ;)
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message reeee I FUCKED IT ALL UP
none of them will smile for the camera 😔
This loss was too good NOT to clip lol
I was REALLY wanting to get the Picot guy, by ANY MEANS 🤣 :
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/je4wfnBIZckVqXPow?invite=cr-MSxwbjIsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA
Watch When Stubbornness Leads to Unconsciousness! (with nice thrust intro!) lol and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
lol
i know what you mean by the mechanics as ive played it but i dont think dead island is quite the same, would have to run it by our devs tbh
side note tho i think i just took the most heat pic ive ever taken in #photography📷
i won, but at what cost

force blast
facing away from him is crazy
but that's a banger photo
this one died too quickly, 0/10
bbaaa
i had the mindset "cool guys dont look at explosions"
so true bestie 💅
that long hammer at like tier 6 is fucking awful lol
feels like the only part of it that does damage is the tiny spike on the top
guess no..
Cool guys don't look at their murders
hes trying so hard to get away from me. very futile efforts, wasting all that energy.
ill just cut him up with his own weapon

bro why is all your screenshots some dude with multiple limbs cut off and you posing for the camera with the body while they're alive screaming lol
It's uh...jeffery dahmer energy.
:3
i had to put him down tho, too much screaming. very annoying
well they dont always die
its usually just hte times when i accidently decapitate them or feel the need to
and either way it is kinda funny kicking their head around like a football.
how do you switch hands?
I've forghortten
on my keyboard?
On your keyboard
Just put a billhook strait through my opponents helmet. Even he looked surprised.
thrust mode guards are really useful for parrying and setting up certain attacks
this one fought back and almost won, 0/10.
i got the big long hoe looking weapon and i cut someone in half you could say and like his top was on his lower and top half like it duplicated
like what happened here
it is a hoe
i had to take away his movement privledges, was not being good for the camera.
he gets it :3
check this out
discombobulation
first step>
cute
discombobulation
he was a good one so i made his death as quick as i could
ffs...
cant even shove a axe into the stomach without them splitting down the middle
they wont even stand when i want them to >:(
Stopped in his tracks lol
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/je5zeXccrfcC-8Js9?invite=cr-MSxoeHIsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA
Watch STOPPING POWER! and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
Hey, can someone tell me how to get this new version? I just have the demo on steam, and I found a real old version on the knives-frank.itch.io site, but it doesn't look like these recent pics and videos.
playtest on steam.
🤦♂️ don't know how I missed that button. Thank you! 🙏
did dismemberment already get removed?
they should add a stick in the game
so you can just beat the weapons out their hands
what you see just before getting knocked out
Sthabt
this game funny asf good job guys
whats the fastest time from start to kill have any of you guys gotten im curious
im still in the tutorial
I'm sorry little one
Volume warning
I killed someone in the tutorial in one swipe
nice music choice lol, I would send mine here but im not high enough level i assume, mines in the game footage
ty lol, And your clip radiates Run DMC- Tricky vibes
now I just wanna supercut a shit ton of spin kicks to Tricky....
no dude i have like so many clips of that its not even funny
What do the voice lines say at the end of combats? I have bad english :(
how do I beat the tutorial
send a ss of what you see
watch ovrdth's videos with the longsword, the way he does it is crazy i cant explain it well myself
sounds like a glitch, reload the game
yeah either that or if your referring to the dark room(with a floor) on the demo than i think thats it for the demo but im not entirely sure
if you want more than youd have to go the playtest build
im so stupid 🤦♂️
jumps?
Are we ganna get an armor customization thing like ovdrths mod sometime?
i just duplicated a guys torso soemhow
yeahj
the duplicated torso had nothing inside of it except for a leg attached to the torso
Eugh
straight up took half of his jaw
EUGH IT WASNT A THROAT SLIT AT ALL EUGHHGHGHG
nightmare animatronic

"You wanna know how I got these scars"
Like this!
think I'm done with the gore for tonightsies
Why did they remove perms to speak in vc.. @worn heron
because people were misbehaving
thats cool asf
Willy update
21
22
1
Blood
🩸
@fleet stump how do you feel knowing that your work has been interacted with by 3 million people
That's gotta hurt.

is there friendly fire i havnt tried yet
Where do you extract the Ovrdth selector mod files to?
Sort of, you do significantly reduced damage to them
I mean. Neck
that doesn't sound very historically accurate
I... am shooketh
Really? I've murdered a lot of Willy Buds that got in the way lol
With blunt weapons you'll beat the shit out of them easily but with bladed ones it's like tickling them with a feather, forgot about blunt weapons because I don't use them often
Oh no I hardly use blunts either, I'm talking bladed - mostly longswords or billhooks
why were u teasing him lmaoooo
is swinging around your blade doing nothing but spooking the guy historically accurate?
Jeff the killer medieval lore
why does brave stand never come up?
always
It's foreplay 🤣
The funnest mode with the rarest chance of popping up
real lol
armor pierecing momment 109
i wish u could like filter them
me too, mayb ein the future
sequel
You hit the armpit and for some reason the game allowed you to cleave all the way through. I’d bring this to the devs but they probably already know of this bug as they’ve been ironing these out pretty consistently. Ideally the sword would stop once it reaches the plate.
yes haha
Here is a similar case but with a gap snipe
I had kinda the same issue. Basically sword went just through the breastplate and pierced Willie to the other side
why is it when my left thigh is injured thats the side my guy leans on? shouldnt i lean to my right?
this game is too good its criminal. good games arent allowed to exist these days live service slop only
I shal weep bittersweet tears if it gos yuge
That's a whale
what does it mean arena mode? in the suggested sugestions pin in the suggestions page, it says it came out with 0.4 when was that update?
Nooooo the GIF people lied to me, how could they!!! 😤 😭
Just had a very funny clip moment in the game footage channel lol. Physics jank is the best.
Half sword? Nah half-life 😎
Why you cut the video off?? Bro was gonna start spittin bars
is there somewhere you've released this?
I good tease, force you to go hunt down SB songs ;)
"tf is you doing, summoning mahoraga?"
No need to hunt brother. They’re 70% of my playlist.
looks pretty dope so far! Though, what do you mean by "insult"? You can do this normally by pressing G
you gotta hold it to surrender, and just tap it to insult
But if yer makin another way, more power to ya
Nice mod!
well I wish you all the best with development 🙏
struggling a little bit.
"Oh, you wanna swordfight, huh?"
let us know when you do! 
Someone should make a “natural” tornado kick mod fr
game settings are usually located in a file
I believe in you G. Also dibs on playtesting
where is the swing strength value 😡
I hope that's able to be toggled ahaha
he's making a mod lol
why the everliving fuck is this not localized to a file as its a saved setting 😡

That’s uh…. I’m uncomfortable. You’ve made me extremely uncomfortable.
If you will all excuse me… I think I’m gonna cut my break short and get back to work… 😐
do tell me the file location as i have asked 7 times
i do not care if i cannot decrypt the code, i will find a way
Every time someone asks this, the devs push multiplayer another week
thank you 
dont be weird 
#faq splitscreen in planned, faq for more details
Every time you ask your pp shrinks a little bit.
THIS IS THE STANCE
You think that until gauntlets make you shit pant because tiiing
Parry meta like a true man
the good ones stay down.
ayone knows if they announced what are minmal pc specs for the game?
Lowest graphics will run on a cheap dell laptop you’ll be fine
I have half sword on a laptop my mom bought from work for a dollar and it can run half sword in low graphics just fine
how the everliving fuck is this man still alive dude hes in two pieces
thanks for info, was worried due to my low af fps on carnage and spoilance, even on low
Yeah I’d stick to duels
may I ask how you were able to make such mod?
that's why you wear maille
I see
funny weapon gameplay
precision beats power timing beats speed type gameplay
irish bar gameplay
how did that happen
fuck if i know
HAWK TUAH
Unless it’s kicks
why wont this goober die its been like 5 minutes ive been slashing at him while hes not able to fight back
right arms cut off from the elbow he just wont give up
20 liters of blood on the ground
hit his head
or vitals
i wanted him to live longer but i forgot that hed give up if my blade was by his throat
he should be dead
blunt damage to the head is the fastest way to kill ai
i stabbed him like 5 times in the chest and his arms are destroyed, what he has left of them atleast
but we're the stabs deep
he must've been a better fighter than me cause my character samuel custard the last would've died assoon as his arm fell off
Guys my stove won’t light. I heard if you cover it in lighter fluid it will work. Is this true?
yeah it like jump starts it do it fr
im kidding btw
Gotcha. Thank you. I appreciate it ❤️
no wait dont
ggs for him hes cooked
Bro has a conscience 💀
yeah im so awesome right
My fucking short bus head ass COULD NOT figure out how to spell that word
oh crud bro he has aura hes not dead after i took his other hand
check photography
i was lying if you douse it in lighter fluid itll make it work also stand right over it as you do it
Should I put my face up and blow on it?
Pause
yeah and you can do the same with the stove n lighter fluid

forbidden helmet combos
didnt the guy with the scythe wear something like the second one
knew i wasnt tweaking lol
that combo isn’t possible nowadays, only if you steal the helmet from a lower class guy
Barbute dont seem so bad
I LOVE GAMBLING
i really need to do a roundhouse kick
Your grip determines which leg you kick with
I mean tournaments and allat are cool but I'd prefer a progressive game
grip?
Starting off with shitty gear and then getting better gear as you advance
They don't always cry like I want them to, but smiling for a good photo is always nice.
Where are bros arms
I cut them off.
W
He's crying now. Wonderful.
i said forbidden as a joke, these would legitimately be cool to see as normal available helmet combos
Agreed!
you can make some of them via editing saves but not all of them
So excited for full customiseability
It's cute hearing them gargle their own blood as they thrash helplessly while I cut them up ngl
Kinda just holding this one if ima be fr
My beloved game
I love you.
Hey you should put in a ranking request to the mods. I’m sure they’d love to rank you up.
Idk man. For working on all these mods for the game you definitely deserve some perms.
SILENCE WILLIE
should i post long thing of how to torture willie
That’s a war crime…
nuhuh
i want to send funny long thing of how to get him to cry
ok
I don't know if any of you need this but here:
How to keep YOUR! willie alive for longer. (And torture him.)
- Refrain from swinging at the head, this is very important for the most obvious reason.
- Turn damage to npcs the entire way down along with player damage
- Only cut their non-essential limbs off like arms and legs, this is for torture so you can get the nice screams. (Legs are no fun, he can't stand for photos if you take them.)
- Cut their throat/slit it with a knife, this makes them gargle their blood (very nice noises) and doesn't kill them most of the time unless you accidently decap.
- Throw them around like a ragdoll, it's funny.
- Slicing them up around the chest area is a bad/good idea sometimes, can be very painful to willie but has the risk of splitting him, killing him.
- Attempting to smash their head in with your fists is a bad idea on no damage to npc, this is because they don't scream from it and just beg for mecry. (Not fun)
- Use a bigger sword or just a axe in the second tier, to my preference the large two-handed axe works best.
- Maybe try out some mods like a loadout editor to get a big sword against a willie, rendering him useless so you can get to torturing easier.
- Doing big wiggles with your blade when trying to take off limbs makes it easier, shaking your mouse left and right is optimal.
:3
ur not the lord of cinder pal
Huh?
oh wait im missing something in there hold on
????
okay its good now 😁
Me no understand
ur not the lord of cinder pal
Why are you account stalking? And idk who the lord of cinder is
how tf is looking at a mini profile stalking???
Ur mum
he hasn't died yet thoo this is perfectttt
he has been alive for like a solid 30 minutes without any limbs and covered in blood.
ill put him down
bro they survive a stab into neck with minimal damage what the fuck
I turn npc damage all the way down for this purpose, I don't want them to die when torturing.
^^ :3

geneva conventions!! geneva conventions!!
what the hell
:3
i shall hard minimal damage to npcs and maximum damage to player a souls-like challenge
it gives you NO room for mistake
oh i did this, it isn't a good idea unless youre playing non-armored
thats the neat thing
i AM playing unarmored
that's the kinda furry posting that got willie in that state
i hit a person like 5 times and he survived
i stabbed a person into neck and he survived
im never beating the furry allegations
i push a little to far and im dead
i just wanna help out the community here that wants to torture willie, yknow? :3
you're never beating em'
i know theres alot of them
this place scares me sometimes
keep getting a new error
i know but ill just say im not a furry and shrug it off 😁
im just a girl
i find this fun after not just pushing them
i wish i could send some fnuy gif but im not level 3
aim for the neck, if you get axe or sword stuck there just wiggle it and itll decapitate
easier said then done
its easier done than said, actually
if i let them too close im fucking dead
bad mindset
if you let them get too close you deserve to die, think like that and dont let them get close
or just listen to music
I FUCKING WON
that helps me do good
FOR THE FIRST TIME I FUCKING WON
i managed to stab his arm while he was swinging, lost his main weapon
then i somehow cut off his arm so he lost second dagger
caramell dansen on repeat helps me do well against willie and keeps me feeling good about it
any fixes?
fake
shit that audio is quiet asf
real
How did I guess you’d be listening to songs like that while playing half sword 😂
im just a girl 💔
also its either that or this icl
ignore the picture on the playlist
cheese
A lot more happiness in that playlist than what I listen to….
half
"
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im kidding dude i hope you aint depressed x3
i am so cooked
Was before I started working lol. Weird how that works.
that is backwards asf
cute tho
Boredom is my worst enemy
fr
I’m too busy body to do nothing with my days. Vacations suck after a while ngl
i literally only have the game because of my anger issues, it helps tbf
you aint got time for all that during work lol
i like the game because of all the effects
I like the game but the way they die is kinda messed up lmao
@lunar sapphire stare at this for a moment for me
i hate it when they die
Multiplayer games spike my anger very quickly I have to take extended breaks and play single player games and VR games for the sake of my own mental health. Thinking of trying to find a new inexpensive hobby to replace.
I hate it when they die in a brutal way
if it was a multi player game i wouldnt be playing it as much
i love it when they do
i dont
I just love my spinning kicks 🥰
i dont do all that fancy shit, i just dismember them and keep them alive while i toy with them
ok that is just weird
:3
Mods? Mods!!! Eliminate the target!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Hello people!
I tried that and I just got half my body ripped off
i just realized there was no rules channel wtf
phh waot iom stupid
Mutilating poor defenseless Willie’s while blasting quirky songs. Very unhinged. I like it
thanks mayne
Gucci mane?
im gonna stop playing half sword for tonight and wait for my boyfriend to wake up
byee
Adios Willie mutilator
guys idk why but first-person is good
GAHAHAZAGAT
All those predator catcher videos:
GUESS WHOS THE HIGHER LEVEL NOW
Guess who’s too employed to keep worrying about it?
I AM!!
no
did they change the lighting in the new patch?
a little
feels bit blander ngl
bro ain't no way u can do spin kicks in this bch
'
has anyone gotten past the Knight part of the Demo?
i got up to 5thousand points
but i couldnt kill the knight
my foot got stuck between a dudes leg and I died...
guillotine mode
what do u use for the recording softwhere
thats so sigma yo
wild
This was before they tweaked the physics
medal 🏅
nice
does anyone know if you can remove the hud inside the in-game photo gallery? i.e. remove the 'next/prev' text in the corners
yeah that works in the photo mode, but when you go to look in the photo gallery, it doesn't get rid of the button prompts
use lightshot it works ofr me
and save them photos on ur pc not in game maybe that helps
I been doing that since I realised you can't get rid of the hud in the gallery, but I just wanted to see if it was possible cuz I got some cool pics I wanted to post but don't want the text in the corners
my honest reaction
maybe try cutting them so that hud is not visible or just post them with it
one miscalculation and he dead
we do a little trolling
that's what they will do to me tomorrow
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖐 𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖌
skin care routine 😚 👐
SCREAMING EAGLES🦅 🦅
Kicked back, chillin
at the cost of a leg i stole his axe
dropkick
when will they be adding male on male intercourse to this game
why cant i send pictures.. 😔
how do i use modmail
I'm fucked.
bro is literally smoking wtf 💀
Dm @sleek oracle
ive seen this somewhere before...
Okay so scratch that.
Send your message and we see it
No longer fucked
ICBM
how big sword and also big naked willie?
loadout mod on nexus
i know. i just wanted to be funny
...
whats that stupid movie called OH WAIT I GOT IOT
The Willie Harbor Butcher
i got reverse grip by being super sex playtester
supersex next update trust me
We definitely need a jump feature in the game
spin fast enough and you take off
True
amazing
oh my god i died to the most brutal knockout
i was in the lowest gamemode too and willie just fucking threw the craziest right hook across my face and knocked me out
knock knock knock
howd you get these maps
you can go under the fences
yes but then id lose
if you win the fight you can go under them freely
really
yes
amazing i will try it now
He's so faking his death
Remember children, a clay cup of half-fermented apple and cherry cider and goat cheese a day keeps the ravaging swordsmen away.
Guys I’m stuck in the gore option screen, how do I fix it?
there is no fix. you'll have to hang tight while the devs continue to work on it
Where did you get that bigass greatsword?, lmao.
OVRDTH mod on nexus. loadout selecter
Ok, thanks
I bought it from a shady burgundian merchant
only 200 groschen
I'll trade you 2 sacks of partly blighted potatoes, and six loafs of rye bread for it.
bought from the baron at barons bounty
And stabbed him with it, as God wills it
No deal, raggamuffin
i always murder the baron before i leave 😭
Billions must abuse the Baron, and kill him when he threatens us with strikes.
It's B&S canon
Whatever, cuckold. I bet you're swords dull and you're spices are miced.
lol
My Mill grinds,
Pepper, and Spice,
Your Mill grinds,
Rats, and Mice...
good morning bois
when willie gets on your last nerve:
bro transcended the boundaries of existence
im god fr
Ow 😭
How does the player character kick again? Is it just by ramming yourself into willie?
Space bar
I genuinely never knew the spacebar did something. I never pressed it, lmao.
anyone know how too fix the fatal error crash bug?
only have been getting it recently
what are you doing when it happens?
usually punching people
are their faces exploding before fatal error?
the games performance has gotten really bad out of nowhere
uhhhhh im unsure but maybe
are you running any mods?
I can't really play any group fights anymore without unplayably low frame rates when they used to run just as good
none at all
i would verify files or run a clean install
alright cheers
i dont have a surefire method to fix. my fatal errors only happen on decapitatons
How do I kick
spacebar
The kick is so overpowered, my god.
space bar ❤️
do you know if theres anyway too get an npc too let go of you without killing them? as i like turning my damage down and having long fist fights
once they do their stubborn cling there is nothing you can do to kick them off while keeping them alive
generally though they "should" let go but willie is very stubborn with about 50% maybe 60% of grabs
Willie is a very impatient man.
I remember punching one of those grabby willies so hard his teeth flew out of his skull.
here is a perfect example
its so annoying
any mods watching? are they working on this sh bro? 😭
a well placed kick to the face can break necks 😄
stupid willie
ouchie
where are the controls and settings files saved?
feint
i would tell you the location but for whatever reason the one who originally answered has deleted their comment...
weird
hackor!
hecker
heckers to the no dude!
kicking is underrated
indubitably
fax
with a well placed kick you can knock anyone down
You can end a naked fistfight in seconds by just kicking willie in his silly billy belly button.
lmfao
that's what im saying
with a good placed kick in the stomach, you can knock them down
if they didn't die from it, then with another well placed kick it's easy to snap their neck
Not just a fist fight!
Bro said some https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D0RzBcAcc4
And everybody was kung fu fighting ahh kick
true
Forgot that song even existed until now
is the loadout mod malware?
Probably not.
fishy at least
nice 360 kick tho
always 🥰
chop chop slice
I don't usually trust mods for games that aren't even out of the playtest phase.
this game is nice


