#halfsword-chat-⚔
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out of the question, "premium indie game price" which is 20 - 50
unpopular opinion, i didnt like the scythe in the playtest
i always liked either the axes or the shorter swords
i thought it was only in the demo
once you grab scythe you dont need anything else
And most wont grab anything else
yea
yeah thats what i meant mb
ok we can settle for $60
i still find myself loving axes the most but yeah scythe op
i liked occasionally playing with player damage turned all the way down and turning into a skeleton
i liked stools a lot
its easier to throw shit in demo
dude i like
so you run in stool in left shovel in right
discombobulate
chuck that shit in their face and then beat them to death
i NEED a way to play the playtest (not demo) with JUST the wooden shovel/oar thing, i can fuck some shit up with that thing
YES
We need to be able to use it whenever
I want to bring it into heavy armor fights like REALLY bad
you know a weapon is insane when you get your helmet popped off by a willie using the wooden shovel thing
that shit swings bro
fr
bad site
ive seen some mfs helmets get popped off how does it even happen
so i hope it's not higher than 30$
cause my economy here
is quite literally fucked
it sounds like you just want the game to cater to your price range
which cant happen
one euro or one dollar is x5 here for me
because the game was not made FOR you
I will buy you the game
summer sale
It probably wont be near regular AAA games I think it's fine other than that youre not going to manipulate anyone into knocking a price down for you
yeah, games gotta be expensive, especially for smaller teams so they can yknow, have the ability to make the game
right now if it had blood in the playtest and you could get the demo and itch.io version too it would be worth like 20 dollars
exactly
if you're fr when it actually comes out, i'm willing to give you whatever i have in my steam balance back to you in games or skins
but its only 5% of the full game rn
half sword battlepass
ill never touch this shit again
cant use armor if you dont buy halfsword supporter++ battlepass included super edition
if it's under 60 dollars for sure, just remind me <3
bet <3
The Polearm Parry 
The devs are still working on it
it just got left in
from the demo
better it be there, than to add it in later, i'm guessing might be the reasoning
what does friendly blood mean in the demo
Gotta love that the devs are taking their time perfecting it, can't go wrong with that
gonna be able to deliver the best products that way
heres a thread with all the images of the upcoming gore and blood, https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1279922212421505149 check pins for all of them.
placeholder menu option. Will eventually turn off blood for streamers and people with weak stomachs.
oh ok
after playing the playtest for so long i can see how much better it is than the demo
nuh uh you can't live out your "12 year old with unrestricted access to liveleak" fantasies in the playtest
What do you do when you win, but they're alive?
15
20
2
Show disapproval with their dishonour and execute them.
1272427994639761550
MindBlowing
bullshit result. Their honor is clearly prouvèd
I like how when u fall to the ground, the npc just drives their weapon into ur body
oh no i missed the poll. what were the other options?
oh lame there wasnt an option for grab their taint and force them to breakdance with you until one of you gets knocked out
alsoif theyre obviously bleeding out and cant stand up but wont concede, sometimes i try to give up before they die lmao
I love it when I barely graze their arm with a billhook handle/pole and they instantly surrender for some reason
lmao i think the AI must have a huge variable for how persistent they are. i had one guy with all limbs busted just laying there insulting me occasionally
I only kill a surrendered enemy when they've been a huge pain in my ass
like guys with axes
or maces and tower shields
Chat are we feeling this wip or nah?
hi chat
In this 1x4 clip I utilize every part of the Polehammer including the handle spike, I am actively reading 2 people constantly as to dodge and maneuver into the next engagement.
I got hit in this clip so I won't be using it on my youtube >:(
i just watched a willie use the long candlestick as a pole vault and fall over another willie
imho getting hit occasionally makes it look more realistic and more tense
i always play T3 but i start to get a little bored if i GGEZ 1 tap a bunch of willies in a row
I am a perfectionist 
3 second fight squad
perfect isn't always interesting 
unless youre specifically making vids to teach people how to never get hit ig.
if its just supposed to be cinematic combat vids i'd rather see a little push back
lmao this is how most of my fights go now
my goal is to parry everything and never be touched, thats for me :o
ahh good luck then lol
I feel like it wouldn't be so bad if there was a 1v20 mode
Blendermode
brave moronic stand
With that many Willies you're bound to catch a few strays even if you're real good at taking them on 1v1
This is my most cinematic brave stand, not the fastest
only just saw your msg
here it is at full speed
good Eve halfsword chatte
sugma
Ligma
dumb question if TGS was in september, y no gore?
let them cook
it's still currently after TGS
That first combo would be gnarly with gore
Thank god it was removed because that would have been scary!
Devs are still working on improving the violence and will release it when it’s done last I’ve heard
Usually with these studios that release such early builds of their games, what we have right now is what they have to offer
they may be hiding some things, I doubt they’re hiding much
nono i mean like no blood or nothing in early access mode, i just saw it said after tokyo games thing they'd bring it back, kinda hard to enjoy it when u rlly cant see where ur hitting. figured maybe someone else had an eta
bc TGS was in september
I agree
Careful what you say you'll bring out the chuds that don't want gore to come back
Violence is an inevitable aspect of Half Sword
Amen
We are actively testing new technology in the game, right now
Having fun?
where can i download the beta version of the game
holy fuck my youtube short broke 10k views :O
I just uploaded the most intense Polehammer x Greatsword duel 
Congrats that is really awesome!
I have just dreamt about halfsword and it actually upset me. In the dream the gore update release but they decided to get rid of all physics and made it a generic hack and slash game
I have now joined the ranks of those who dreamt of halfsword
my hypnagogic images are of Polehammer gameplay. Well done Franky. Well done.
and then it would a have generic ass storyline reading smth like "as willie stood there, in dante's inferno, the gods struck willie with the blade of le luma de cali, practically attaching itself to the arm." with like 10 pop up pictures.
way ahead of you pal
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1280465690335121429 https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611 https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272825249892929608 https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184 https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915 https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850 it's been a while since I've seen these advertised
Mission failed successfully
Will there ever be plans to have closed playtesters?
yup
we playtest everything, all the time.
sometimes publicly (the playtest you guys currently have)
sometimes privately (not yet happened)
Internally all the time (ongoing)
does anyone know how to get better at fighting in this game, like i know its meant to be goofy but is there a way to actually improve?
there is significant improvement in players after the 100 hours mark
HAHA okay, so your saying just play and youll improve?
more seriously, the game is aimed at people who want insta fun, peasants brawls, extreme medieval violence.....
but
there is a whole meta not yet visible publicly which will also entice players seeking long term progression with serious & extremely steep in game challenges
Gore!? In a video game!? Ahh!!
nah I can tell you gore is reaching extreme levels with the latest build
There's also a market for combat physics simulation fans (even if niche) who are drawn to half sword because of all the cool moves you could do. Totally physically simulated + control just gives us the freedom to fight however we want, and I feel like that's also a good selling point for the game
if you don't want a violent game, there are plenty of other products to play out there
15th century wasnt Gen-Z Safe Space land, it was brutal, the game reflects this.
The easiest meta to observe is the tier above peasant weapons… maces are just not the pick compared to the longsword
I can’t remember the name
The mfs with daggers in their offhand
Aye, but in CQB maces will provide agility and speed where longswords might not be advantageous
for now, the map is just a square
Can’t wait to see such an environment
I like maces for full armored willies, it hits harder and I don't have to find their flesh to penetrate the skin, the mace just rattles them and bash them until they give up
After a while the game starts to make sense instead of just being chaos. Some weapons have to be swing relatively slow or it will just not do what you expect it to, and it’s not really easy to tell with some weapons.
Like falchions are really powerful but if you swing them at full speed the edge alignment will be all off.
Well yes. I was referring to unarmored tiers.
I think I need to practice more with mace or something
Dude, your shorts are in my recommendations on YouTube, it’s a pleasure to watch them every time.)
I would also be good at playing.. So far, according to my skill, I am a drunken master.
That was a solid parry
i still didnt dream of halfsword...
I had a dream where I was in half sword and I could feel all the pain and it hurted in my ankle really bad

I like tripped and fell and Willie hit me as I fell and I fended off several Willies while I was on my back
mine was nightmarish. The devs got rid of the physics making it a generic hack and slash
Last nightmare I had was one of those dreams where your punches do nothing
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850 The grapplers would like you
Loosest armbar ever. 0/10.
lol
Does anyone else not wake up from a dream when they feel pain? I know like pinching yourself is supposed to wake you up but is that something that works?
After about 10 seconds i bled out
I just somehow force myself awake
cuz I feel the pain in my nightmares :v
Youch
Yeah I do that sometimes but then I just wake up in another dream half the time
Other than the half sword dream the worst pain I endured was in one of those dreams and like I accidentally broke a window and the glass cut my arm to bits and I had to get help to bandage it or something I don’t remember that dream very well. It was a weird one.
I just remember the feeling in my arm! Ouch!
this game will be ported to vr?
Maybe one day
The game is in early development
blade and halfswordcery
You need to leave
sword and halfcery
We do a little trolling
half and sorcery
Maybe but i think its unlikely it would majorly increase the development needed
Can you get a kill with 1h spear
ehh, fists fight in vr with this physics
I am warning you, last person who kept talking about vr halfsword got tazed in the balls and pepper sprayed. These discord streets ain’t no game 🗣️
Yes. I dont normally use them 1 handed so im not good
Where blood?
Also, vr is not gonna be possible, you would need to build an entire new project. From the ground up.
Unless you want a hitman vr disaster for hs
it is a play test, no blood
dream
I did. And it's not a bad idea
Hitman vr 🔥
Lmao I just wanna full fill our dreams mann
Imagine how many fps low end potatoes will get!

On lowest graphics potatoes run hs fine
What potat you got
1$ laptop
Mid level
I think it’s part of the dell latitude series
My mom bought it from her workplace that sells e-waste to employees for cheap
Dell longitude
Reported
it turns into an airplane if you open steam sadly
Needs a clean up. Dust away

I mean I could
I just have a bad history with dusting
Last time I dusted I took the heat sink off because it looked like a pharaoh cursed it
And somehow the cpu like ugh I can’t even say it
It stuck to the heat sink and the pins bent
Yeah you murdered it
Yeah
That’s not where it ends though
Use photo mode scoundrel
thats what i mean you Dolt
I forgotttt
Just finished band practice and didn't see your msg til now, but thank you 
Entire feet intro here
Just zoom it
Zzzooommm not snifff
idk man i think you just need to let us get up in willies personal space
If i can do this with the player camera why not the camera mode camera

Demon Willie

The signature capture of love
New tech? ive never seen people do this before
It's called the one hander technique in medieval fencing (made it up)
I mean there is a similar technique idk what its called. But you naturally have more reach with one arm than 2 so it allows for longer thrusts
Idk yall made him not me
Y'all?
you all
Who's y'all
halfsword games
Accusations
I just realised i also hand parried. Thats sick
he was swing at me and i used my hand to block it
https://youtube.com/shorts/E7Sp5REqkLo?si=juzrLMZQE04i0dCl
Reposting this because it makes me giggle
Wishlist HalfSword on Steam and subscrople to my youtibble!
I think this is going on my YT
Yah
I didnt grab his sword. I grabbed his hand stopping the sword

It may have lightly hit my side tho im not sure
Just like irl
When you master that tech, teach me 
Swing left and press q
Gatekeeper unlocked via patreon
if it was other hand probably swing right and press e
im gonna test it
Nope that gets rid of it
You cant do it with x
Patreon reshade present
probably. it will also probably be things others discovered and already spread
Dang ive discovered a few techniques now. Idk if i was the first but atleast for the False edge strike i discovered i was the first to document it
I messed up but this shows the reach better
I have lots of clips i need to edit later
best ost on HS
@restive garnet sorry for pinging but if you could pass this along to the other devs (idk who to ping for this specifically) i’d appreciate that 🫡
it sounds like an introduction song its so awesome
Add to bugs in PT channel
the what channel where

It also works for swords. It allows longs slashes or thrusts if you press Alt at the correct time
Tyy
ok i posted it ( https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1300400752702918676 )
🫡

be sure to give me my reddit updoots on my post i love seeing numbers go up
Looks like i have a few YT vids i need to make
whats this ?
Wip class
No
will there be more classes when they release the game?
🤷♂️
half sword will cost money and will release on pc
he rules them all
100% true
😦
they are FEASTING on me😭 😭
nice finisher
you can actually bust someones helmet off using a sword
i thought you could only use a polearm?

handing someones brain is crazy
been a while since that's on the game, just got harder [alot harder] to do
I do wish it's possible to remove their helmets before blowin their heads up.
probably is how it is but we'll see
the one thing i dont know how to do is the thrust thing
do you hold alt to do it?
hold alt and move mouse
Axes work, too!
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that looks like a glitch
it is
this isn’t the intended way of doing it
I JUST THREW AS FIUCKLIONG DAGGER IN HIS HEAD
i hope they dont make it real
is it possible to change the key bindings?
no unfortunately
Fr
Watch out, watch out, watch out
Games needs an Steam Age Rating otherwise it will disappear in German Steam Store. How do I give devs the info?
15th November is the deadline, all games with no rating get removed from the store.
I’d hope they would be aware of it but you could probably message mods through modmail. Just type @ and then modmail. Or just wait for a mod to see your message here, they’re always around
Mopsenfiedler is german. He has mentioned it on mod chat. Idk if the devs saw it but ill mention it to galaxy next time i see him active
Good to know, thanks.
I guess he also told that it doesn't need a German Rating (USK, which costs money & time) a Steam rating is sufficient.
how do yo6u remove pings
what do you mean?
You don't want the roles?
yeah
I can remove them but idk how to on mobile
click on their name, scroll down to their roles, hit manage, edit roles, remove
im back
Can we thrown weapons?
you basically need to master the physics of it
swing arms and let go of your weapon
theres no throw mechanic
takes lot of practice
ok
also go on game and lower player damage if you are trying to practice throwing
yeah am doing that
but why dont you add an npc that dose not move and dont die
so you can practice on him
the game is still in progress
Trying to take out a knight with only my fists
whoever wants to watch the show, i'm gonna be in vc
Just under 20 or so mins
for now
trying to find out if it's even possible
Do we know when the update arrives?
That's actually pretty good lmao
thank god the tongue doesn't do tounge stuff that'd be gross
noep
Halloween ofc
Oooo that would be fitting
it's gonna be the spooky update
so you get no blood
cause every willie is just a skeleton
That scares me more than anything
saying it now- its probably gonna be in Halloween, or somewhere around that.
true
it kinda does look like he's holding a musket or some shit with the chicken arm stance
YO.
I DID IT.
35 minutes of recording
clipping that shit rn
Downside: the recording is very laggy.
game wasn't, recording is for some reason
did your clothes turn white after this?
lmao
that happens any yime you die and win simultaneously
ive been meaning to see if i can save the white clothes loadout with ovrdths mod but always forget and its hard to proc it intentionally
the white clothes of resurrection i guess
its just your willie turning into a ghost
YOU WON
YOU DIED
since i once found that from galaxy, not sure if you guys ever seen the upcoming sounds
this was on general chat for some reason
oh lord
Is this a picture of you running full force into the wall
yes
Brilliant
Halfsword cat
indeed
I have yet to do it armored…
they are much less floaty but they still fly
fully armored it's harder cause you fall over
Yeah they get too heavy
backshots
hey guys
how do i get to play in this map? just curious
go to the steam store page and youll be able to request access to playtest
Playtest.
thanks guys
I was praying nobody said this

this what it sounds like when my gf walks in wearing the strap
Getting dragged away by the nostrils 😭
Ok blocked
i am worried for your safety
Fucking. My dad died to a strap on. Dont joke abou t that
whast strap on
Ask your mother
a bra strap??
its those little pieces of leather on the back of the metal armor in hs
romantic
holy fuyck
Plastic cock on a strap
oh my gof
Yeah i always forget there's kids here
never heard of this before tbh
same
howd you get out withoyut losing
Win first
Honestly for fist fights I turn down the damage I take a bit because without doing that I just straight up die too often
Not a lot
Just a bit
skill issue
Fist fights in halfsword are not skill
ok
can someone link me that loadout thing for playtest
guys i donthink thrust is working
am pressing alt with moving the mouse but i dont know
you need to click
Double click and hold
np brotha
is there mods or a trainer for playtest
nada
linkin it to ya in a bit
arghhh why
the tool used for making it is currently outdated, mass clown [the original author] has made a custom version of the tool but it took a shit ton of work and seeing how there's an update near for HS its best to just wait.
ohh okay!
It’s NEAR
i want to play test💔💔💔💔
request the play test through the steam page and wait for a little over 20 hours or so.
fr or in the full game you can see the wear and tear of your armour
would love that
same with with your weapons too
the weapons should chip over time comp
i'll let the history nerds debate that one
i wonder how if they'd deal with injures in the full game too
they did talk about making decisions in and out of combat
so it makes me think
why fists so satisfying..
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Can you choose the head of the polearm with this too or is that also randomly generated
good morning halfsword chatticus
blud ran directly into my blade with his face
good evening
how soon is soon
i love that in this game u dont have to fihgt to the death
that the willies surrender
so its not soon
for me my addiction is axes ❤️
they're so fun to play with!
makes me feel like a samurai when a willie rushes me and I just slap them away with a precise axe hit to the head
how'd I kill this dude?
Broken neck
that's a mighty weak neck then lol
oh wrong vid
He just got tired
lol
Decided to be honourable and fight him with my secondary because he dropped his main weapon too
Gore is out now I promise on foenem
I wish we could be a poleaxe guy without the stupid shoulder shield
just take it off
I swear that thing throws off my guys balance
I don't think it does that
yeah but then I have to drop the poleaxe at the start of every fight
I don't think they programmed weight on weapons if they're stored on you yet
It does still have collision so I dont think its the same as a sword etc
rclick > x > hold r and click targe
since it can still block swings on the shoulder
if you want a pole arm without it
just go to the class below the fully armored class
without an ecranche
i believe thats what they're called
youre a lifesaver
never knew that menu existed I was doing it all manually
omnidirectional
If only there was gore for this, what a bloodbath that wouldve made
you must spillest thine blood upon it
lol
Surprisingly not getting pings from here
Does it crash for you too whenever that happens?
NakedWillie glitch
true creepypasta.
lol
They just want a hug.
That's just lovely.
but why they dont have what man should have?
Castrated by the devs
poor dudes
Same here
why this game dont have double sword by a default loadout?
They have short sword and dagger in the unarmored characters
Dual swords is kinda poop in max armor tier
Atleast compared to what you could do with one long sword, or a mace
he turning off me light every 5 sec lol
No idea
poor dude, btw this game so cool
u did a break dance before passing away lol
Just a man and his umbilical coord, sunbathing with his skin off 🥰
Upside-down michael jordan logo
Dem Worm
mortal kombat shit
this is mortal kombat too ig
mf was traumatized
Damn. He's got something on his mind.
still
That could pass as real gore from afar
Bad To The Bone
what'd be pretty cool is maybe a mode in which everyone is skeletons and one hit in any unprotected area is instant death for both you and enemies.
Your name sounds like a rare metal in lanthanides section of the periodic table.
yikes
I'm special like that.
He slipped.
Cool name too
Slight oopsie daisy
Should go back on the demo just to use the photo editor
never even knew it existed there
whenever I first started playing the demo I just played it over and over, I also own blade and sorcery but Half Sword's demo was fun with the roulette.
What would be a pretty good op or maybe even final boss
would just be a guy that looks
like that
that's almost impossible to beat
and that can do tricks
I forgot the photmode button but my entire left forearm is just bloodied bone
and I'm holding a scythe with two sickles at my side
c
thanks
photos are good memories! 
Sounds like he's saying "rauhe"
Also has a line where he sounds like he's saying the N word
Looks like a mk finisher camera cut
i think theyre going for more realism tbh, a gore monster prob wouldnt fit the lore but woupd make an awesome easter egg or somethin
is gore added
Eggard
That's it
You mean, if it's been finished or if it's going to be in japan?
It's been finished for a while
SHAMK!
i just remember them saying gore will be added shortly after the event in japan, i feel like its been awhile
There was never a „shortly“
They only ever said after
oh i guess ill check back in another month or two maybe well get some kind of update
Yur, just keep tabs on the playtest and your library, as well as the #updates and #announcements channels! That way you can get the most accurate answers quickly!
bro is drippy tho i love that purple
Ik!! Wish he didn‘t have to die in it !
The purple looks good in ourple !
got it all bloody smfh
Frr !! It was such a shame
#justiceforpurplewillie
tbf you are the one who put a hole in his shirt
Yeag </3
I am kinda calling for my own incarceration huh
#pffnojusticeforpurplewillieplease
bro wtf :(
Weird how if you take a screenshot with "X', you can't download it, and it just stays in the album permanently, only way of downloading it is just taking a screenshot
in the screenshots folder, there are just the screenshots you take with F12
Check pinned in photography
Don't see anything different from what i've done there.
unless they're saved in another directory
cause i can't find steamlibrary
i usually just go on steam, select a photo from the screenshots tab and select "show on disk"
so clean
come voice 2, and i'll show you the problem
what menu?
aight
i did not
notice that
thx g
Thought it was a game bug since i tried that again once
and it somehow didn't work
so when you told me to right click at first, i wasn't even considering to bring up the menu so i can change the sorting
Oh shit idk you could do that
Is there a way to do armored vs unarmored single fights
I saw a clip where someone did that
I am now gonna practice the fuck out off dodging and leg sweeps.
real
i do NOT have the brainpower required to do these dodges
thats some insane shit LMAO
I was thinking to myself, if I miss a parry... what if I dodge the punish? And then what if I sweep leg. that'd be cool.
Now I NEED to master it
tes npc
Longsword stabbing fucking sucks I’m tired of trying to make it work
Anything that isn’t in the polearm alt mode grip is a bitch to stab with
do what feels best for you, my playstyle is stylish but took fucking ages to get right. hard coded my brain to use a Polehammer like a sword
No compassion in those eyes.
same here
Or just throwing my sword at him
then going to put him on the ground
equipping the big ol' trusty mace
and smashing away
Halfsword cat
Were you trying to go for a leg sweep at 0:02 but changed your mind, or were you just ducking because you saw his sword rise up, praying for thy clip?
What the fuck, I don't use brainrot but is this aura?
Do it on controller
No praying involved here
Dude I can’t wait to get my pc working again. Half Sword on steam deck is horrible.
You have to bind half the inputs yourself. Luckily the devs added partial controller support though.
But like you have to bind grabbing and running and switching hands yourself
It can be replicated. but it's a literal split second read before you have to get the fuck outta the way D:
You could’ve tanked that hit it’s just a sword
some mordhau type of shit
My goal in the game is to parry everything and never be touched, I am a mordhau refugee after all
LMAO we said that at the same time
🙏
My boy parries those 
Refugee 😭 I understand
them gambles
RED PARRY AHHHHH
People try too hard in mordhau nowadays imo
Like everyone is trying to be the best mordhau player
It’s just so draining. Let’s just fight!
HS is just better, it's more rewarding and it's community isn't cut throat
thats fucking wild, for a split second I saw myself in that clip
Unless you ask „where gore“
Me too fr
Used to really like that game
It got to the point where if I got red parried more than 10 times I just alt f4
prolly the armour
the tech my brotha, u improvin
the parry at 0:08 is goated as fuck 🔥
still waiting for a greatsword bro to come along :c
in another timeline blood is already out
The Toe Breaker
It doesn‘t matter :)
BUT THE FEATURES WE DONT HAVE YET DO :((((
I wanna kcik :((
gotta maintain that momentum or slow it down, personally I'd only switch on kill mode if Willie's stammed the fuck out or out of a readied stance position for an opening
but good parries fr, you're doing great :D
he pulled his sword and flew away
Hell yeah
why are the swords so fucking big jesus christ
they look like they would be longer than willie in height
The Shield Master.
You can steal the helmet
if you just
gently explode
his brains
No head?
Hearing "bro" every few seconds is making me lose my sanity.
I still need to work on it, it's needs to be muscle memory. But here, a sick fucking dodge :D
Zweihander
fair enough
It’s German for BIGASS SWORD
Yea who even knows anymore, ancient language
i know abit of it
Nice
actually seething about all the 🔥 gameplay vids i know youre keeping to yourself because 1 pixel of weapon grazed your toe
77GB of HS footage.
#releasethem00cut
WHAT
to be fair it's from when I started too
sheesh, that's a lot of Gbs
most of it are just parry counter filler for videos I wanna make
When updoot drops it's gonna be a whole new SSD needed
I mean for the ones that are going to be recorded with the blood and stuff footage
The update isn't cod sized
I was in auto pilot mode and managed to get the sickest fucking dodge, you can literally see me just do muscle memory Greatsword counters

i need your muscle memory lord have mercy😭
trust me when I say I'd play for hours and only realize it's like 1am because I got fucking baxe 1 tapped
how it feels to miss
every time hurts a little more
Should get a pin for that honestly.
since i only make sure to post my good clips, maybe i should finally embrace some of the fails and deaths i have
because nobodys perfect
out of 5 gazillion duels, only the drippiest cheese shall be packaged
but what if i like my cheese sticky bruh?
hit them with the 1, 2
I like my cheese misty!!
this is fine
hit him so hard his helmet came off
May or may not, have created a black hole.
half sword but every spark creates a black hole
poor guy has to embrace baldness
aghh has anyone else had a problem where your mouse goes to your second screen while playing
❌
Gotta love it when your sword gets stuck so deep in a guy that you fall to the ground,
and his mate starts going full force, hog wild, berserk on you with a longsword.
looks like he's about to dunk a basketball
whyd he start tbagging him
thats the Creme Special
that parry at 0:02 is BONKERS
looks cool tho :3
true
If imma use da polanhamburger i'm gonna use the whole thang
holy shart
when are we getting dismemberment and blood added back to the game
its atleast coming out before december
better answer
just drop your sword fam, or hold the drop butto to sheathe it. sheathing it will force it to dislodge
T3 with either of the 2handed swords in that class
thats mine too



