#halfsword-chat-⚔
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I killed a man with shield + mace with his own mace 
also what recording programm do yall use
only got the shitty nvidia one where 10 sec vids end up being 100mb
medal and obs
i have it
or use radeon adrenalin
i will record a clip with unregistered hypercam with heavy compression just for you lol
please google my 66kb vid
theres a clipping thing in that? i never knew that
yes it even got hotkey control
and settings to manage quality
Steelseries gg slaps
@gusty kestrel
or this if u wish
now if I hit him one more time it probably would but I am gonna wait it out and see what happens
might be a bit of a bug?
the psychopaths shall feast
beautiful, unregistered hypercam like looks like datamoshing when you compress it
\
it aint hypercam its radeon adrenalin
nono im just saying.
or yk
almost unconcious
rate my goofy fight
this wille became self concious
and learned the art of swapping hands
hey I don't mind hitting him again but 😂
8/10 for entertainment. I have to take 2 away because you rammed yourself into the poles. Now had that KOd you I'd have given it an 11/10 for hilarity
the ram into the poles was not intentional trust me
my keys get stuck sometimes in halfsword
I have issues aiming strikes sometimes
like I swear I'll be aiming for the head and then the swing goes wild
That's why I miss the crosshair from the demo
the crosshair sucks ong
he's ded, Jim
some old(er) screenshots i took
What are you recording with btw
radeon adrenalin
is it me or are the demo controls haunted
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I think that the billhook is probably my next favorite weapon to the giant spiked club
that damn this is sooo much fun
a bit floppy tho, the characters need to be able to manage their weight a bit better
Good shout on Lindybeige, fantastic youtuber. Also Matt Easton is a good one for medieval arms/armor
Oh and Todd's Workshop. He has done some fun testing with bows and whatnot
this has to be the best gore I've ever seen. Cant wait until its added amazing job to the people who worked on this game

We have some big indian and korean youtubers playing the prototypes
It's interesting to see that americans, koreans or indians react the same way to willie
Willie is universal


Based willu

Oh shi
"Crikey" - Willie Erwin
Stolen
patrok
does anyone know when the next update will be?
Sooooon
I will CHERISH IT!! 😂 lolol
i need to kicckkkk
why is grabbing the table an option
and the thousand cuts strat
like i hate that
you can table the enemy willie
rate my execution
fuck tabling the enemy give me the god damn weapon on it
i wouldn't really call it one
like executing the moves
meh
way easier if u grab em by the thighs
Have you wish listed Half Sword on Steam yet?
-# No? Please do this the best way you can support development!
Heck yeah I have. This game is fun as hell
Awesome thank you so much! Have you called grandma and told her you love her and she really would enjoy playing Half Sword?
Listen here grandma. You got to eviscerate people, it is SO FUN
You can pretend it's grandpa, it'll be fun!
Small hookie blade vs giant spikey boi
i went to my grandfathers grave and place a picture of half sword there
screenshot from my friend
Fuckin perfect thank you
multiplayer when
I just got KTFO's by the damn haft of a billhook 😂
I can say, as someone who got their shit pushed in with something like that before, it absolutely can KTFO you. I got hit in the chin by what ammounts to a giant stick once. Dropped me fast
ffs did he really have to up and die right there, how inconsiderate
This game has a way of making you feel like a complete badass in one moment, and then like a monty python character the next
B O N K
Hello. Is it normal that there is no blood in the game like in the demo? Is there any way to enable it?
it looks like there was supposed to be blood here after all
"hey man,, lets talk for a second."
READ
tgs ended like 6 days ago?
The new gore system isn’t done yet
bro they js needa make ts an option for rn at least to turn it off n on
the system for the demo for rn at least
Thank you
Ull get the gore by Christmas
Probably
very helpful melons
yeah, exactly thank you boobies
no problem :)))
thats it
wrap it up
ooo which mod should i ping
@shy fog
in case he deletes it
"https://tenor.com/view/wow-s...mash-stick-man-gif-14677940" remove the 3 dots in the middle of s and mash
and just to be sure
@worn heron
too late
deleting it wont do shit
<@&1080390104562016306> how did the Tokyo game show go why is there no post about it???
Noone on the mod team was there. There have been several posts.
this is one of the highlights I saw from it
Why are these not pinned or put in announcements bruh that's so epic everyone should see it
this is such a great picture
Is all the devs in this pic
yo
Two devs, One game, two show goers.
Make a dubious amount of memes.
i can't fit all my memes into one message

🙏
TGS Highlights
He’s even made me memes.
Tho idk about the anime one
Never enough
did not make the anime one, did this one.
I thought I was missing one
you forgot that you asked for this one
I thought I was missing two
Here Im making a top tier meme rn
I love this one still though I don’t get to use it much
Thanks bro
I didn't do this on purpose ._.
He's the guy on the left of this pic, just more clean-shaven than usual

fuck I tried to but we are at the pin limit 
why is there even a pin limit
discord
bad

happy memories.
Ok hear me out. Next booth for halfsword. Should be by the conference area but outside the parking lot with the booth setup. Everyone would see half sword booth first
Maximizing the publicity and marketing reach
And its low cost maybe
Does anyone get memory error on DX12?
He's so shaved <3
my mans cleaned up fo da show
I buy new GPU, gonna christen it by playing Half Sword as the first game I play
Nice. Which GPU by chance?
4080 Super
Which CPU did you pair it with?
Ryzen 9 3900X so that'll be the next upgrade I'll be doing, in a few months
Old CPU, new GPU
For once someone who understands that bottlenecks exist 
It'll be bad but shouldn't be too awful. I'll live for a while. Currently using a 1080
1080s still a pretty powerful card. But I get why you’d want to upgrade
Ya it does all the stuff I want still, except I wanna play this and VR at max graphics
1080 card still runs mint too, but it was time for an upgrade
Yeah. Gotta get those tensor cores
Amen Brøther
Wish me luck, you'll hear about it shortly whether I blew myself up or not
any chance they add a way to use buckler and shortsword "together" like you historically would?
2 things... Has anyone actually beat the demo?
because uhh... I just did a while back, and then kept playing
I decided to give up
Safe to say I'm addicted. This game is PHENOMENAL
i've beat it twice with the only setting changed being body density set to max
Ur mom is phenomenal. Such a great person
if youre in the dark abyss run around until enemies spawn and look for loot, map is infinite
can you play online?
I really wanna 1v1 yall
So baddd
Npc are not enough
Unless there is a way to make it harder
Without changing health stuf
It would be fun I think if that gauntlet mode could be played like a co-op thing
You and like 1-3 other people and the number of enemies would scale for each person added
I think that would be pretty cool
When blood being added back
gor
not yet
Ye how long
soon
Nice
They’re making a whole new gore system so it might take a bit, I’d say at the very least it’ll come before the new year
But that could be copium
any one has a close up or photo of the demo blood
“I’d rather die standing than live kneeling”
Bro was struck down for his hubris fr
Thank god bruh, I didn’t wanna say anything 😭
Diff than the one in the demo?
Yup!
What even was it referencing
English predator/stalker. General creep.
We don’t accept Epstein names or pfps, EDP ones, R Kelly ones, etc.
No reason to accept that one
that be great!
What about Terry Davis
just need a few old build blood pics
Never heard of him, he a predator?
Nah
awsomee
mannnn blood 2.0 looks sooo much better and dif
Btw what’s the recommended specs for half sword play test
As much RAM and VRAM as humanly possible
A GPU that released after the 10 series of Nvidia cards minimum, 8 gigs of vram minimum
At least 16 gigs of ram
8gb vram minimum bru
#1279922212421505149 all of this is months old at this point
It’s a performance intensive game
No optimization yet
is there deliberately little optimization or is it because they using ue5
The game is in an insanely early state
It’s less than 5 percent done, and in pre-alpha right now
Optimization tends to come last
Precisely
BLOOD
its just candle wax
Good for visualizing droplets and shit, but not having them evaporate and disappear. Smart!
Damn that lighting is wild
fr frr
I bought it being irl
That first one looks STRAIGHT from irl it’s wild.
Like the wood grain and shit looks so real
That damn scratch

Sniffy sniffles
why is the scythe so op in the demo
because funny
like these enemies have minimum damage taken and they die instantly
oh my god i thought this was a gif of someone twerking
Willie no
It was even more op in the first version of the demo
bro the ai has to be more advanced now
like this is actually crazy
when did the ai's learn how to dropkick
It used to completely detach every arm/leg/head/testicles/guts with just 1 touch
How do I turn on the first-person view?
v
which tier has the billhook
on the v button?
what is your pfp my brother 
pure art is what it is
He looks so sad
Ai has developed telepathy
Skill issue
I didn't know they added wizards already

i know I’m late but what happened
Nothin you need to know bout
But context clues can be gleaned by reading more
cvckold im adding you to the list a fourth time
count your days
HELL YEAH
what does the list do
it does nothing?
it does nothing and something
its the list that scares you if it has your name
it does everything and is nothing
wait a second
The screaming in slo mo lmao
i don't think galaxy added you to an normal list
he added me to the special list
my mom told me im special
I was laughing for a good 2 minutes after that lol and the windows error noise doesnt help
hacking into the half sword hq's computer rn
finding the list
new 1 was a decoy
folder 6
this was the image linked to folder 6
Because your flailing around on max sensitivity
And not swinging
Idk how he ate it tho
ngl at this point, I don't even care about the blood and gore update, I just want WIllie to hold his damn weapon properly
even in the select screen, bro is fumbling
How is he alive?!
finally found the spiky stick's weakness
but how will you manage to make willie do that
bro just dropped his weapons and decided to throw hands so we're throwing hands
in full armour

won
Im the yellow/german one lol
I wanna see Willie vs Prime Mike
I reiterate, give us radial insult menu 
I crushed someones balls with a large mace 
playtest version

if you alr found my other record dishonorable it gets worse 
kill him back
whole 3 of them begging for mercy
always execute the nobleman tho

ya
Also just had the cleanest ever neck snipe with the greatsword and didnt record 
time for the funni again tho
alternatively, got the funni stick
that neck snap sound tho

But its funny 
also still learning the jank mechanics/phyiscs with 30 hrs across both versions of the game lol, tho ive gotten some nasty neck snipes
what if i become even more annoying
i want to pull a matpat. half sword game theory time

why is this guy not giving up?
the reason they don't bleed in the play test version is because willie is trapped in a sort of simulacrum. forced to fight forever and ever. never dying.
Jeez im so excited for blood overhaul
took his weapon
how do you play this mode i have the playtest
how do i know when i get into the play test?
shows up in ur games
on steam
orr you just get emailed.
you know about the tier buttons on the main menu right?
tutorial how to helf swörd
does killing people in the half sword demo add to your score?
why would you think that lol???
i bet you wear blue
?
ty
yo is it guaranteed that u could get into play test?
well check these out
yeah
because when i threw that one guy it sometimes bugs out and does weird things to your arm
ye lol
yeah
but by then it will be a peak game
waiting for the day they add bow and arrows
well that had better gore, blood maybe physics, depends what you think
the map, punching, different armour and weapons, different game modes, all of those are pretty big changes
compared to the demo atleast
yeah
hold left or right mouse button or both and start swingin
wild
it's late, i'm gonna eat a sandwhich and then think about the fun times me an Willie have had together 🙂 [i've been holding his family in my dungeon for years and gave him immortality so he'll always feel the pain...]\
bruh am i trippin or am i not the only one getting absolutely smoked in knuckle 1v1s rn?
feels like the dudes were buffed
when is gore gonna be in play testttttttt
dont mind the twitch in the background
BROOO WHY ARE THEY SO STRONG TODAY
brodiecaroo got hit with the "SIT DOWN!"
he hit you in the back of the head
probably broke your spine
thats why you died
that actually happened to a person
hes actually recovering tho
U NOTCIED THT TO ?
dude it feels like im 1v1ning captain america or some shit
they on crack today
what do yall call this move
😭
got him in a heel hook ahh
HOW DO U PLAY WITH SWORDS AND ARMOUR
3 tier
no like legit, idk why they’re so strong all of a sudden
yeah i dont really like fist fights
they are most of the time a throw of the dice
disagree
i really despise the fist fights
and they almost never run out of stamina either
i was cookin them 10\10 times like 10 hours ago
now im fighting literal supersoldiers all of a sudden
which is why i dont like it
fistfight my favourite
negans bat is too OP
grappling (best part of the game) is innefficient due to those fuckers just atacking always
yo check out my wallpaper i made other day
no
why cant i see no more blood
same
Guys anyone knows when the gore comes back the Tokyo game show is long over
It would be nice if it was still this year
or something like that idk i suck at english
It could be October it just isn't confirmed. There is no release date
well there are more
just not in the playtest
there is the void in the demo, and the different arenas on itch.io
i am back
is the itch io one the demo or the play test
average stick on stick violence
no dummy
MAN i was doing good and my enemy rocked me while getting rocked bujt he rocked me harder leaving me literally paralyzed
i cant get up but he got brain damaged or somethin too
it was first uploaded 2 years ago
because you dont have the playtest
it has a different page
Good news: i got the guy like subjugated
Bad news: brain damage
bro the best weapon i had just got stuck in the victims body😭
Will there be slow motion added to the game?
Just wait until the scythe turns into a beyblade and zooms off into the sunset out of your hands
So thats how i was gonna die after all that haha
I kinda wish they had a simple pole arm in the game to just do crazy blunt damage to the noggin
You lie to me
nahhhh i didnt
rub some dirt in it.
build a strong immune system
what convinced you guys to help the development of this game ( i know its fabulus but just wana hear it from yall)
Willie
ngl willie looking like the nicest dude on earth in that photo
A bandaid a day keeps the bleeding away!
how do i play?
“Ctrl+Alt+Bloodlust”
no
what if you were freaky island head
do they say zounds in this game
i swear i hear it but i dont think zounds existed in like late 1400s
Watch essa na wieśniakow and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
axe goated weapon
beatboxing didnt exist that time and there is a sound for it
does he deserve the freedom of death?
does it take long to accept my Request Access?
usually within a few hours, CM accepts a lot of people to the playtest all the time
I requested it yesterday evening and woke up with an email.
Just tried it out and its such a blast.
Damn it! This song where you sing "hey hey hey hey!" simply divine. I hope there will be a similar mood in other songs.
jak zagrac ta inna mape?
trzeba miec jakis dostep czy ocb
english?
how to play other map
are you in the demo or the playtest? the demo is the black infinite void, the playtest is an arena
demo
ok so you gotta request access to the playtest
and the CM will usually accept you within a few hours
robisz apply na playtest na stronie steam
wlasnie ziomek mi powiedzial
i juz zrobilem 😄
no i git
speak english
its called american dumbass
how to get playtest
request acsess
ye
thx
so when are they adding xbox kineckt compatabilty?
will the game work with playstation eye toy?
So it sounds like they hyped up the return of blood, and then after TGS they delayed it more. I get the fact that hyping it up is good for the dev’s, but you guys put false hope in the followers of this game🤷♀️
not you redberry goop i was only using ur message as a reference
tbf they never said itd come out after TGS
well IMMEDIAL;TY after
they just said its not gonna come until after
this
ik but they never clarified abt it so the hype could build up and they wouldn’t be technically lying
imo if you took it at face value then its your own fault
not accusing or anyuthing
im just saying that like the gore systems gonna be COMPLEX
just saying that they could have warned prior that they didn’t do, but it makes sense
MAJOR overhaul from the pre existing versions and its only been a couple months since the playtest came out
that’s pretty fair
Guys gore is out
wtf real
do you think its real
We don’t need this Canadian language or British language
We only need American language 
In the demo....
that’s true, but I mean they could potentially add back previous gore, but it would be plain
i think they already said that putting old gore would break it
we’re talking abt playtest
this is personal preference, but id rather wait for a new gore system than reuse an old one
and old gore itself is pretty broken
Ik I'm trolling
not to say the old one is bad
i getcha. it would be boring to have no new drops besides a map
sameee
I don't think they expected people to be playing their demos like they are full releases hahaha people are just giga hyped for gore so we are impatient
Game is so good
Galaxy Marshal is doing an awesome job, and if he’s the only one working on it then I have mad respect
Just missing a few things so we long for those things
been following the game since andom madness did his first cover on it, amazing how far its come
i dont think hes the only one, but GHM is RLLY good
galaxy already has amazing blood mods for gmod and some other games so im actually happy to see he is in this game too
the fluid accurate blood sim is what im most hyped abt
i fw
last best thing we had was like kf2
ikkkk it’s so cool. I saw his mods on gmod and they are cool, but I never downloaded hem :/
theyre not neccesary, but if u like shootouts in gmod its basically mandatory
anyways around a month ago I downloaded malware from gmod steam workshop
it was the usual google log in scam
I agree with you
half sword is the best gore-blood game by unreal engine
I think it means gods wounds
oh i know that its like a swear n shit back then but i was mostly curious bc i didnt know if they used zounds back then
its more from rennaisance time but yeah
i remember seeing it was while i was studying othello p cool
What technique is this????
classic case of performance enhancing hexes going wrong
das most repetitive grpg but gespielt habe so
imperfect red
another upcoming fighter's life ruined by charms and witchcraft
so true
I cant find anything about this on wiktenauer :(
Because gore is being added when its done
People have been saying its gonna be readded when they fully fleshed out that part 🤷♂️
bruh the gore in this game is fucking insane already
theyre making it even worse!?
probably.
or better if you're a sadist
how to play with a friend in play test or demo???
(pleas help).
doesnt have multiplayer
there isnt any coop?
how does youtubers play with there friends?
They don’t
Which YouTuber
Isn’t that only for local splitscreen
aye
Could you send a link or
i will look for one give me a 5m
Tyt
no other way to play HS coop unless you install the mod
why is shadowplay so buggy
is there anyway to fix it? as soon as i press record it instantly cancels and saves the file, like 1sec max recording
youll have to check the settings again
and FYI; shadowplay does cause performance loss to begin with
id suggest getting OBS
ah ok fair, will try OBS, appreciate it
man they just disappeared😂
i don't know what's wrong
odd
well ya u cant play multiplayer in game
check #faq if u want more on the future of multiplayer but thats abt it
Swing, try to hit them
Yuh just aim up more
Willie has a killer left hook
this is happening right now
do u have a knife or smt in ur arm?
his harness is based of a fencing MS called gladotoria, from the 1430, which is unfortunately a little to early for HS
could be like something in ur body that is glitchin
lol
Gor is coming.
did u die?
tried to grab it and flew away
oh
eventually
sad
yeah, scythe guy wasnt a fan of my tactics
just noticed it says 'Agata' on the benches on the demo
thats a pretty popular name where i come from XD
I think there’s a heart carving with dev names somewhere on the inside legs of either the table or the bench
huh, interesting
why am i strugglin with one handed so mcuh
like theyre so doodoo to use
😭
especially the buckler
Ngl I kind of agree. They just dont hit nearly as hard and require a little more precision, while also feeling harder to control.
so difficult
(I might have a skill issue too, keep that in mind)
holy hell
i just stabbed someone in the face using one handed
i keep dyin tho
ion like it
;(
yup, the game have some easter eggs here and there!
Man so many times using the billhook, I end up slamming the haft into the guys throat and ending the fight there, instead of with the blade
Hey if it works it works
True. Getting smashed in the throat with a thick wooden haft is probably going to kill too
whens the next update
soontm
oh yea good seein you around here kyrk
Ooo that’s a good one
good to see you too! I'm here, sometimes for 5 minutes a day but still here whenever I have time 
hehe, good to have you on board with us
when will they add robbing the apple store to half sword?
Where are the sickle located
How is it Going today Half Sworders?
wonderful! I BREAK SO MANY BONES
at the first boss
theres a boss?
WhooHoo, Willies bones and not your own I hope!
i just kill people who have it to get it
In the demo build there are 6 bosses.
how do i find them
You keep moving forward into the void until a fence spawns. You cannot see your score but a boss fight is triggered every 1000 points.
Did Everyone Wishlist Half Sword?
the boss fight is the dude with the sickle
Does he know?
#NOT UNTIL BLOOD
No blood until you wishlist it so were are at a stand off.
Animal
What benefits do clothing give
Depends on the clothing, but it over protection.
Heck yeah thank you it helps alot!
loving the playtest so far
Shoes make u run fast?
fistplay
Hey man you got people tweeting and and emailing us to look at your videos!
Did Ivan do your pfp?
It is from the Nuremberg Chronicle.
Done!
Epic. Funny though because y’all were some of the first supporters 😂

Heck yeah, be sure to call Grandma and tell her you love her she will appreciate it.
im playing halfsword while talking to the girl i like this might be meta
I think it is awesome. Shows the quality of your content. Gonna blow up when blood drops!
She may like HS too!
I called my great-grandmother and she said that the game is historical and she will enjoy it to the last, she has already added it to her WishList.
Then I can stop reading “would be better with blood” comments.
based
Amazing good work, but did you tell her you love her?
Sure
OMG lol, yeah I need to go get my daily dose of when blood? It is 95% of the comments on all platforms.
brilliant graphics in that game
felt grassy
alien
goddang it, video didn't export properly lol
it has been real for a while now no?
You can do it on mobile now 🗣️🗣️😭 finally
ya fixed audio version
Having to deal with that all day every day would suck 😭
1000 yard stare
I try to embrace it, for me it is a privilege to represent HSG. It it is taxing and I need some mental breaks but we have a great community here and it makes it easy to decompress. Do you have the game pilgrim?
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hi
yea made it for a freind of mine as we had an inside joke with HS lol
Hello!
Sending to Dev Discord.
Is it you narrating?
na
Is that his application to join?
lol no.
please no spamming.
bro is avoiding it
It's cooking, be out soon.
soon
@mighty nexus
soon he says
lol
@mighty nexus
the heck is that
if I really do wanna go there I would do much more than make a silly video, lol.
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@mighty nexus
cool
@mighty nexus
I cannot WAIT until we can see this gorified
But who NOSE when that will be, ha ha ha
For gory and for gonor !
@mighty nexus
pfp loooks weird on that one
Sheepy peeking out
What does the F key do in the game?
it doesnt really matter
ok but it does something and i wana know what
just keep it how it should be
lock on enemies
I've had so many ruined kill shots bcz of that lock on feature
now what is the top character in the menu
how do i get it?
that is gay
Bosses when bosses return. Just my theory.
ok ty
@frank scarab look how ai is goig to destroy humanity
Another masterpiece
it cost you nothing to not make it
i'll learn rotoscoping just to spite ai
no offense or anything but why does willie look a bit asian
uhh
Watch Untitled and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
LMAO FR
Gorny as fuck
can i gather a couple of swords to team up and fight bosses with?
Fungus lore grows
Saved
Yep!
In the end, he won the fight.
No but I got zomboid
Hard game to have quick sessions on.
Not for me
As an individual sure, I am talking about games we can all play together that doesn't need a long term commitment.
I'm saying cuz I never make it past the first week
Someone said about not having exaggerated gore and they were right🙄
Give
Huh? My mans head is EXPLODED, of course there is gonna be blood everywhere
Hell that's not even a lot of blood for having the entire back half of your head removed
This is a true those who know reference
I’m not complaining
I enjoy it
Someone else did
I was making that reference
those who know😈
willie if he stopped fucking around
i see a lot of blood in some screen shots is there a different beta for the play test?
No
can i play with friends? if so, how?
cooking up in 1st person
just had to clear my clips folder, had around 700 halfsword vids
can anyone figure out why he fell over near the start?
buddy lost balance





