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idle crane
ancient canyon
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So long gay bowser

silent talon
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it's added back to the game later

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nice

tender quest
plush tendon
delicate heath
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Overreacted tbh

wicked turret
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no blood and no removing of limbs

twilit granite
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It’s been two months since the playtest launched and people are still shocked about no blood in it

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And or don’t know

soft osprey
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Damn maybe they can implement it after the games show??

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Shut up bottom for the mods

twilit granite
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I call those people illiterate

soft osprey
tender quest
jolly gorge
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gore yet

worn heron
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shut

worn heron
worn heron
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that was probably the craziest thing somebody has called another person in this chat ppSmoke

soft osprey
tender quest
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didnt know we had one of those

alpine lynx
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that happened with the playtest

glad flint
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wtf willie turned into wireframe for a second in my game

novel wagon
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HEY! YOU STOLE IT

steel wren
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hello guys

ripe meteor
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Realising how fun polaxe is

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e

glad flint
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took you long enough

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poleaxe is peak

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and reverse grip poleaxe is one level above that

worn heron
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In

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Halfsword

ripe meteor
soft osprey
ripe meteor
glad flint
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great sword fights when u let em get very long and sweaty and struggle-y are peak

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even more so when the struggle to defeat the enemy willy is real

cerulean needle
delicate heath
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Do you guys know when this Tokyo thing will be over so that blood can be added to the duel version?

cerulean needle
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Blood is going to hit this community like crack in the 90s

idle crane
delicate heath
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Oh got it

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Also when it becomes not free to play will I have to buy it?

alpine lynx
delicate heath
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Idk I thought maybe cause I already had it installed😔

cerulean needle
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Not the same version

delicate heath
plush tendon
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the play-test access is a gift sample and opportunity to give feedback...

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not enough content

ripe meteor
delicate heath
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They should give the early players a discount

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Also is it just one developer?

delicate heath
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Or a lot

cerulean needle
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I hope they charge me more so i can support them more

ripe meteor
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4 or 3

alpine lynx
craggy ore
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The circle begins again

alpine lynx
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like 7 people i think

ripe meteor
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no blood

idle crane
delicate heath
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Wait there is no blood?

plush tendon
alpine lynx
idle crane
alpine lynx
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right 10 people

plush tendon
idle crane
cerulean needle
plush tendon
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8/10 ppl suck

alpine lynx
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fights dont hit the same without blood

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swords feel weak

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no g0re is bad thats why

idle crane
alpine lynx
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g0re isnt cool!

idle crane
alpine lynx
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NO

plush tendon
alpine lynx
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video game gore is not that bad but irl gore sucks!!!

idle crane
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Please dont talk about irl gore here

arctic cradle
alpine lynx
cerulean needle
alpine lynx
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how is he a friend

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he was actually banned the fuck

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lmao

arctic cradle
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Thats what he gets

alpine lynx
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what did he do other than discuss gore

soft osprey
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I miss everything good.

craggy ore
alpine lynx
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didnt know that was bannable

arctic cradle
soft osprey
alpine lynx
cerulean needle
arctic cradle
alpine lynx
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ok thats deserved

plush tendon
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think the rule is that any violence discussed should be relevant to the game and not real life events

cerulean needle
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yes

arctic cradle
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Yes

idle crane
alpine lynx
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yeah

tender quest
craggy ore
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People play games to escape not get more depressed about the state of things

soft osprey
idle crane
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nuh uh we need more gothic font users

arctic cradle
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Oh god, militus is here

craggy ore
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Still applies, still an outlet

arctic cradle
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A two handed sword?

soft osprey
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Is it “militus’ friend”?

idle crane
arctic cradle
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If they add a PvP mode, militus is gonna be top of leader board immediatly

craggy ore
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What happens when Humongous Cockus drops

arctic cradle
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I dont think anyone can beat him once he has a two handed sword

cerulean needle
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Its more fun to be able to use all weapons

tender quest
craggy ore
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Phatus Holus

plush tendon
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i think they are just neighbours

alpine lynx
soft osprey
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Commit to the slander

alpine lynx
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he fights good but he wouldnt be the best player

cerulean needle
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Im just trying to be good at every weapon i dont like static styles

soft osprey
alpine lynx
soft osprey
cerulean needle
tender quest
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I've never claimed to be the best

soft osprey
arctic cradle
idle crane
soft osprey
alpine lynx
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style points in HS when

soft osprey
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Make sure to grab some bath water

arctic cradle
alpine lynx
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+ULTRADECAP x10

cerulean needle
tender quest
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🥳 🎉

cerulean needle
tender quest
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time to see if the top class unlocked

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it did not

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maybe its unlocks at 400 hours?

alpine lynx
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no lmao

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i never even watched it

cerulean needle
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You could say that its a great breastfast

alpine lynx
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oh so thats what the milk splatter was from

idle crane
visual roost
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wym

weak crescent
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SOON

harsh barn
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what does body density do

brisk osprey
tender quest
wooden rover
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update when

grim fractal
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How can i play ?

keen vault
keen vault
wooden rover
grim fractal
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I have the demo

grim fractal
keen vault
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What ? You want the playtest with the Arena ? Scroll down on the Steam page

grim fractal
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On the demo?

keen vault
grim fractal
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I need to solicitate an acces?

keen vault
grim fractal
plush tendon
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just wait

grim fractal
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ok

worn heron
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halfsor

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Playtes

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I don't wanna type it or have my keyboard type it by itself, so have this video example

plush tendon
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sometimes you are a very strange kind of lazy...

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like its just different work rather than less

worn heron
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I think what I wanted to do here was just show the struggle of my keyboard remembering all of my usual answers

plush tendon
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mind that i dont mean that in a negative way

worn heron
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sometime keyboard do it all PepePopcorn

sometimes I have a video keyboard doing it all

vapid pumice
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friends, is this game good

the beginning is so slow

plush tendon
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well ive replied less than 10 times to the regular questions and i was starting to show laziness at the 3rd or something

grim fractal
plush tendon
plush tendon
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then its not slow

plush tendon
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best ive played in years actually...

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if its too slow you can opt for the alternative start

cerulean field
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yo i haave a question how do i punch fast??

idle crane
quartz totem
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begging is slow however the game is very good imo

quartz totem
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real asf

soft osprey
quartz totem
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huh

soft osprey
plush tendon
quartz totem
soft osprey
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I would repeat a third time for you if asked

tender quest
plush tendon
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go for the style points

plush tendon
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can take a day

grim fractal
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ok

keen vault
grim fractal
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Can i ask if this game have a campagn o multiplayer game?

plush tendon
fierce wedge
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good story, good combat, good adventuring, alot of spots you can find

summer brook
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you can put shields on your back

scenic egret
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I remember one time when I spawned in and I didn’t even move, the guy dropped his weapon and got flung on top of the floors above

arctic cradle
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In game, i just stabbed a dude in the neck, and managed to hit the dude standing behind the guy i stabbed

lofty gyro
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no boxing tutorials for this game yet

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theres grappling tutorial but not boxing tutorial who'll make a boxing tutorial for this game

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how to do uppercut and jab

crimson quiver
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What's everyones high scores? mine is 3100

wooden rover
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Update when

lofty gyro
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I learned how to do bjj techniques in this game

lofty gyro
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nice

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I'll practice it and send it there

stable mesa
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the fistfighting system is way more refined in the playtest

lofty gyro
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I think you can only do hooks tho

cinder stone
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https://youtu.be/gdMEtol10EQ?t=485 neat, half-sword gets a mention on oneyplays :3 (at 8:05)

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"your game is the best murder physics game ever" lol

stable mesa
soft osprey
lofty gyro
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that's fighting like a animal

soft osprey
lofty gyro
soft osprey
lofty gyro
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a jab is a straight punch

soft osprey
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Sorry, jabbing.

lofty gyro
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theres a lot of types of jabs tho

soft osprey
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That’s a huge arsenal. Those jabs.

lofty gyro
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boxing is not randomly swinging at your enemy

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there's feints

soft osprey
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Who said randomly swing

lofty gyro
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footwork

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and reading your opponent as well

cinder stone
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@soft osprey they mean the game's AI that just flails at you with punches

soft osprey
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You’d be a bad boxer with just jabbing

lofty gyro
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jabs are very important tho

soft osprey
lofty gyro
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I just said there's jabbing techniques as well

soft osprey
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Mother fucker you said jabbing. What about literally any other punch

lofty gyro
karmic forge
soft osprey
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Are you guys slow lol

karmic forge
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use common sense and youll realize he doesnt have to mention every single punch in boxing

soft osprey
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Right, just like using common sense to not assume when I said swing and hit him isn’t all there is to boxing lmao

karmic forge
lofty gyro
soft osprey
lofty gyro
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they'll add better physics tho I think

soft osprey
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Yes it’s common sense that boxing is more than just swinging

karmic forge
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im pretty sure the animations are adapted to wielding a weapon so youll never really be able to actually uppercut

soft osprey
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I’m convinced you are actually slow now

lofty gyro
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you said swing and hit em

cinder stone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN1-wZInIJA&t=95s so like, to me the fisticuffs in half-sword playtest feels more like the fighting in NHL 2000 where it was just... that

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lofty gyro
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but that's not boxing

soft osprey
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Good fuckin lord

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Are you autistic and don’t understand any kind of jokes

karmic forge
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fist fighting in half sword is just hitting a mean ass slap on his face

cinder stone
lofty gyro
soft osprey
lofty gyro
soft osprey
# lofty gyro what's the joke tho

“Here’s a quick boxing tutorial, swing, and ideally you’d wanna hit him and keep doing so until you win”

“Uhm AWKTCHUALLY there’s more to boxing than that”

karmic forge
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yeah thats boxing

lofty gyro
karmic forge
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😭

soft osprey
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If you seriously looked at my boxing tutorial as anything but a joke and then felt the need to go into detail about what actually constitutes boxing, yeah I think you may be autistic

lofty gyro
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What do you have against autistic people

soft osprey
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Yea, autistic people tend to have a hard time understanding most jokes and take things very literal. I have nothing against them

lofty gyro
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I thought you had nothing against them but you don't so alright

soft osprey
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Most people are on the spectrum lol

lofty gyro
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Idk

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I may be on it I have some symptoms but never took a test so can't say fr

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Like my teeth hurts with specific sounds

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And I take things too literal

soft osprey
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Try to explain colors to a blind person

karmic forge
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i think someone realizing theyre autistic because of anonline interaction with a stranger is hilarious

lofty gyro
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I learned how to do ground fighting now I'm gonna practice it

soft osprey
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No

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No again

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I’m going to eye gouge you

lofty gyro
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I got a good grip

karmic forge
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bjj in halfsword is coconuts

lofty gyro
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It has clinches as well

karmic forge
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how do you even do that

soft osprey
lofty gyro
# karmic forge how do you even do that

I know some bjj because of a bjj tutorial playlist on youtube (It was my only option to learn bjj sadly) I used it sometimes when my friend tried to choke me and I had to break his choke

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I used it 2 times successfuly for now

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My friend got mad at me and tried to choke me on the ground I was able to break his mount 2 times before he decided to stop

wise halo
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wasup

lofty gyro
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Bjj is just understanding grips

soft osprey
lofty gyro
soft osprey
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God damnit seu

wise halo
soft osprey
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I swear to god you don’t recognize jokes

lofty gyro
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It's something like a gay joke that I mounted my friend

lofty gyro
lofty gyro
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The same concept of grips of bjj applies to this game

soft osprey
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You’ve taken my joke and buried it

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Dead

wise halo
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Why do you type 2 j's?

soft osprey
karmic forge
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Jiu-jitsu

lofty gyro
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I only know basic bjj tho

wise halo
soft osprey
lofty gyro
karmic forge
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@lofty gyro english isnt ur first language right

lofty gyro
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That's why my english is bad

karmic forge
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its harder to understand foreign satire

wise halo
soft osprey
karmic forge
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yes

lofty gyro
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I live in one of the most dangerous countries in the world

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We gotta learn how to defend ourselves because the country is very dangerous

soft osprey
wise halo
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North Sentinel Island

soft osprey
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But edited uncle rucus

wise halo
soft osprey
wise halo
soft osprey
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Ur just a dude

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Fuckin roasted

wise halo
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Can't say that shit here @soft osprey

soft osprey
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Tooo bad

wise halo
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where I have seen him

soft osprey
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The guy in blue armor

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The ninja?

wise halo
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no that guy you send

karmic forge
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thats zuko bro

soft osprey
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Oh

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That’s uncle rucus from boondocks

reef dagger
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they done added martial arts to halfsword

soft osprey
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He’s very racist against black people

wise halo
karmic forge
reef dagger
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my whole life was spent preparing for this

lofty gyro
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ground fighting is this game is so fun lol

reef dagger
wise halo
soft osprey
lofty gyro
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now I'm gonna do unarmed against weapons to try my grappling and bjj

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I died in 9 seconds

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Because I got stabbed in the head

reef dagger
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danm

reef dagger
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this shi was actually easy

lofty gyro
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and now I got unsconcious

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BRO

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I GOT STABBED IN THE BUTT AND DIED

soft osprey
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Cause it’s my favorite fight mode

lofty gyro
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I broke my back

soft osprey
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But fuck is it easy

lofty gyro
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nvm I lifted

soft osprey
reef dagger
wise halo
reef dagger
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small buhurt is my favorite ngl

lofty gyro
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I got a arm bar on this guy with the knife

soft osprey
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Hater

soft osprey
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Too much haterade In your diet

wise halo
lofty gyro
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not gonna let him use scissor

reef dagger
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was winning just to get full pieced and knocked out

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peasent fighting is so inconsitent

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and thats the best part

lofty gyro
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successful takedown

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I'm fighting bare-handed and winning that lol

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he somehow got up and snapped my neck

reef dagger
lofty gyro
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@reef dagger how do I break bones

reef dagger
lofty gyro
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I wanna be able to do a arm bar and then break their arm

reef dagger
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am i cooked?

lofty gyro
reef dagger
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i was knocked out

lofty gyro
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You had your leg wrapped around his

soft osprey
reef dagger
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if you can grapple and pull them down great otherwise cooked

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unless yo usomehow get up

faint acorn
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how do you play in the arena?

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ok

lofty gyro
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broke his arm

reef dagger
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love this game like how does this happen

lofty gyro
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idk how but I broke it cause I took him to the ground and then did somethings and it said you won

reef dagger
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this guy is NOT giving up

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FINALLY

visual flax
hushed gale
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The physics or just the setting?

violet prism
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Just discovered if you switch hands while swinging the spiked club it breaks the game and you hit your opponent twice

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Sometimes even more, sent a dude flying

rapid spire
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i think i beat the demo

faint citrus
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spoilance with the metal guantlets u win every time

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idk how t spell it

calm ivy
mellow escarp
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how do i choose a different gamemode? im in the depts of the void and i spawn with nothing

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how long can this take

worn heron
mellow escarp
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thats pretty quick

vapid pumice
mellow escarp
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wow

stoic sedge
opal sundial
vernal patrol
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Love this game can i get a Hell Yeah!

still spear
still spear
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well damn

tired birch
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Amen. Only god in this half sword chat.

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🍜 (i couldn't find an amen emoji.)

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all my love goes to god, because he indirectly made half sword

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(the best game.)

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Amen, brother.

still spear
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bro fell in the box

tired birch
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i said indirectly.

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i understand the work that the devs put into the game

stiff belfry
stark dome
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thank you

stiff belfry
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of course

smoky quail
alpine lynx
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reverse grip in HS would be cool

stable mesa
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scythe is balanced

scenic egret
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a trade for a trade ololo

scenic egret
stable mesa
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hehe buckler bash

atomic raft
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i continuously get screwed right after i kill the sword Nobile and its quite upsetting

smoky quail
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proper axe wielding form right there

atomic raft
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perfect form too lol

stiff belfry
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bro realized he left the stove on at home

slender cloak
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i love this game

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oops! forgot the disembowlment

left spear
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guys does the split screen mode work with playtest?

neon mantle
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Anyone know when the japan expo is?

tired birch
idle crane
tired birch
idle crane
quasi narwhal
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i wonder what part in the tokyo game show half sword will be showcased? could be a in person demo, or on live stream. i'm pretty excited to know

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i tried looking to see if it was mentioned at all with the event but i haven't found anything

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niiiiiiceee

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that would be so cool if they got on the big screen too and the devs would talk about everything the game has and planned stuff

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yes yes awaiting that day its all over so then they can show off their gore soon

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everyone including me has for sure been hype about it

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it pretty gooood

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OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS I AM WITNESSING IT ALL 😭

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THANK YOU

little verge
slender cloak
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because it's your invite link

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it changes each time im pretty sure

restive garnet
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🤣

slender cloak
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lmfao

little verge
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Discord default is to make one that expires, you have to edit the expiration settings (if available).

slender cloak
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you might be deranged then

restive garnet
slender cloak
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but i mean

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who really cares its the same damn invite

onyx pasture
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halfsword approval

little verge
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@devout hinge you got schooled by a

slender cloak
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no need to get political

frank scarab
slender cloak
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how long does the stupid new thing stay on your profile anyway

quasi narwhal
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until not new

slender cloak
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thats like

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a week....

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is this true?

little verge
frank scarab
slender cloak
slender cloak
frank scarab
quasi narwhal
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🥶

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that demo was funny

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or prototype i guess

slender cloak
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where could i find it?

little verge
slender cloak
little verge
quasi narwhal
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i agree 1000%

slender cloak
frank scarab
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(itchy.balls)

slender cloak
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my digital life is over

frank scarab
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directly taken from the itchy balls version

quasi narwhal
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what the hell? like its in the winter map?

frank scarab
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you need to climb up the map

slender cloak
frank scarab
slender cloak
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ill take that as an uhm

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uhhhhh

ripe meteor
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is Willy ambidextrous ???

frank scarab
quasi narwhal
slender cloak
quasi narwhal
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i never have taken ANY time to look up there holyyy

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going now

frank scarab
slender cloak
slender cloak
ripe meteor
frank scarab
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it was the build that franky sent to random madness (valentin the mad)

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hes the guy who interviews devs and showcases mods

ripe meteor
# frank scarab

Oh shit didn’t realise valentin got an exclusive version lol

frank scarab
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all other versions has custom artwork and such

quasi narwhal
restive garnet
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how is the blood in that build? i havent seen it

quasi narwhal
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i remember how the gore looked in valentin's dev interview

slender cloak
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just to be sure

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this is the game, right?

quasi narwhal
restive garnet
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ahhhh

quasi narwhal
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wait so the random madness build that you made or have is not actually the build he had?

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this is what i thought of when you brought it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfQLPkRfjyk&pp=ygUZcmFuZG9tIG1hZG5lc3MgaGFsZiBzd29yZA%3D%3D credit to random madness of course lol

An interview with the developers of Half Sword about the reception of the game, the growing team, the upcoming multi layer damage system (and more gore additions), the modular weapon system and the upcoming Kickstarter campaign.

I was expecting a quick showcase of the gore stuff, and it became quite an in depth talk.

Half Sword Discord:
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the blood was interestingly different from what it was before, blood pooling like this was something i didn't think would actually get even better like it is in the steam demo

clear ember
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Hello, I'm new, I just want to ask how do I get the Dungeon ver

frank scarab
frank scarab
frank scarab
quasi narwhal
slender cloak
frank scarab
slender cloak
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im an idiot

frank scarab
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this is dungeon

slender cloak
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their are so many halfswords

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i cannot keep up

undone lodge
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oh wow that looks old

frank scarab
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just focus on the main three

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gauntlet, demo, playtest.

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playtest is what the people want

undone lodge
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yeah

frank scarab
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i guess its because it has an arena (just like playtest) that has blood (not like playtest)

slender cloak
frank scarab
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gauntlet, winter map, climb to top, type in the url that it gives you.

undone lodge
undone lodge
slender cloak
frank scarab
slender cloak
# frank scarab

😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

undone lodge
slender cloak
frank scarab
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do you want to open an link from a stranger on discord?

undone lodge
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gambling

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goodbye computer

frank scarab
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idk

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i don't check fps

undone lodge
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stabbing is great

frank scarab
plush pelican
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how the hell does lock-on work? i press F and nothing happens!

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thats when lock-on is on?

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and thats when the circle comes in right?

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okay, ill pay attention more then to see if i can spot what its doing, so far i was confused cuz i couldnt feel a difference

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does it take effect more when im closer to the opponent?

slender cloak
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i wonder how much this game will cost at release

idle crane
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When the circle shrinks you are locked in

slender cloak
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i wanna guess 30-40

idle crane
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USD

slender cloak
idle crane
slender cloak
idle crane
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Yeah that looks correct

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Mind blowing

slender cloak
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5$ looks stupid

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'*

tired birch
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$5 is clearly correct vro.

plush pelican
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they better turn blood back on as soon as the TGS is over

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then the demo it is

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when is the TGS?

plush pelican
slender cloak
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free dayks......

plush pelican
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or wait no

frank scarab
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this willie can survive with only one arm and you guys are arguing on if the $ sign should go front or back.

slender cloak
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noooooo

plush pelican
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that is even worse

slender cloak
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you should've lied to me

plush pelican
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but im guessing half sword wont be there for all the days right?

idle crane
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how to get secret armor😱😓

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but my pc cant handle buhurt

plush pelican
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why didnt they like turn off the gore and make the blood green, i want to atleast see some feedback from my slashes lol, i cant tell when im hitting half the time

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just hope and pray

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god bless

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idle crane
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mongolian armor class

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MONGOLIAN ARMOR CLASS

plush pelican
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why am i already dead, the fight just begun :(

idle crane
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will i have to worry about my 1660ti blowing up when the new gore system is added?

idle crane
idle crane
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i'm scared please answer me

idle crane
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ill ask the 1660ti then

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does halfsword have lore

frank scarab
frank scarab
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gold plate is for pansies

mystic tusk
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Dear Team, I just ran around the Demo version for TWO HOURS KEKW before noticing... very well done. I feel like a complete psycho now. Just repeatedly butchering the enemy lul Awesome game!

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i want full copper armor

tired birch
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full copper armor

tired birch
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i want it to weigh me down, so i can't move

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full copper armor

idle crane
frank scarab
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(GIVE US OUR ORLES)

tired birch
idle crane
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When did yes sticker get deleted

quasi narwhal
idle crane
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It may only be in general or it was killed

idle crane
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He is only in general

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Probably so it doesn't get spammed in here or something

tired birch
# idle crane

hey, mod. do you know when we're getting full sword?

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sometimes i like to think since the playtest doesnt have blood or gore, they're all just massive larpers with great improv skills

frank scarab
tired birch
idle crane
quasi narwhal
tough yew
quasi narwhal
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waiiiit but how come larp sword goes through body?

tired birch
quasi narwhal
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should i play playtest or demo

idle crane
quasi narwhal
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that explains everything my mistake 🙏

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i kneel

frank scarab
slender cloak
tired birch
hasty blade
frank scarab
hasty blade
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willy's and willies unite.

tired birch
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wait, how old is willie?

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ageless being from spore

frank scarab
tired birch
hasty blade
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@mighty nexus

mighty nexusBOT
mighty nexusBOT
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now its official

tired birch
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but willys?

idle crane
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How's it working here now? I'm confused I'm too tired for this

tired birch
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WilLast of us?

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mighty nexusBOT
mighty nexusBOT
idle crane
hasty blade
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iswtg we making everything a quote

tired birch
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quote that, NOWWW!

merry sedge
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wher to bug report?

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ty

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wher to bug report?

quasi narwhal
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ty

hasty blade
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boys, we are free from the spam-quotes 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

idle crane
tired birch
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im go bed

frank scarab
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@mighty nexus

mighty nexusBOT
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gonite guys

neon mantle
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I pooped

idle crane
mighty nexusBOT
hasty blade
mighty nexusBOT
slender cloak
mighty nexusBOT
tired birch
hasty blade
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OH GOD 3X QUOTE

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mighty nexusBOT
idle crane
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Stop spamming it pls

hasty blade
slender cloak
tired birch
hasty blade
quasi narwhal
tired birch
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i'm ok with getting banned if i post more than one

idle crane
frank scarab
tired birch
idle crane
tired birch
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just 1... please...

idle crane
tired birch
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i'm on my hands and knees rn

idle crane
tired birch
hasty blade
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i am 0.4 secconds away from bussin' out a cringe quote.

hasty blade
quasi narwhal
tired birch
hasty blade
tired birch
hasty blade
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and i was jk, i aint gonna say any cringe quotes.

mighty nexusBOT
idle crane
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Hehe

tired birch
hasty blade
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buss

quasi narwhal
# mighty nexus

that's a fire quote im not even gonna lie to you 😭😭😭🙏🙏

tired birch
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i feel like this quote is gonna be brought up again. like, in something that's not in this context

quasi narwhal
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that would be a funny gag

frank scarab
hasty blade
tired birch
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😐

hasty blade
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i know. No need to tell me.

tired birch
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ik, i'm sorry.

hasty blade
tired birch
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🤞 we're like this fr. (not in a gay way, but as in a friendly way.)

tired birch
hasty blade
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wait wtf?

tired birch
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anyways, back to talking ab halfsword

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so, does willy have any parents? he had to be created somehow

hasty blade
tired birch
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so, cannonically, did franky and ivan do it?

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to make willie?

hasty blade
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(honestly tho, who tf is willie based off?)

tired birch
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i can see it...

hasty blade
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oh damn

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i can see it too...

tired birch
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it kind of looks like his forehead is edited on

hasty blade
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just a bit less beard.

tired birch
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like there's just a line where the forehead starts

hasty blade
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okay damn... ivan IS the willie.

tired birch
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yes. beofre endless mode

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before*

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yes. only armored enemies

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well, looks like you might have to restart, Allllll the way from the start

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oh, i'm ready... :freaky face:

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yeah, that

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i don't have an emoji for it

idle crane
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@mighty nexus

mighty nexusBOT
tired birch
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me when the quote:

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wait, i've always wondered. what was the first EVER half sword item?

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like, what was made first?

idle crane
tired birch
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besides the map. and willie himself

idle crane
quaint patrol
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Who up halfing they sword?

idle crane
tired birch
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who was the Original Gangster?

tired birch
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wait, half sword lost media?

quaint patrol
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It'll be like the ending to A Way Out

tired birch
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potentially, halfsword ARG?

quaint patrol
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Gotta find the geocache

idle crane
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I think lemon is a dev build

tired birch
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so... not lost media?

idle crane
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Lemon is lost media

tired birch
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oh, frick, dude.

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half sword lost media

safe breach
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are the enemies bots or real players???

tired birch
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we need a half sword detective

idle crane
tired birch
idle crane
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Bots

tired birch
quasi narwhal
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what in the garry's mod gm_construct 13 ahh arg

tired birch
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man, i love spreading misinformation on the internet

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don't react to me with that stupid raccoon. i hate looking at pedro's ugly face

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i despise that raccoon

tired birch
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it's not even funny. it's just a raccoon...

quasi narwhal
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instagram reels moment

tired birch
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i'm getting harrassed by a raccoon 😭

idle crane
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This aint raccoon chat fellas

tired birch
idle crane
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I will treat you like willie if you dont wisen up

quasi narwhal
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he's gonna gore 2.0 you........

tired birch
idle crane
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well this stickers works for both of those messages

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I didnt even realise i was offline my bad chat

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play the playtest

tired birch
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wait, what song from halfsword do you guys like the best?

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nothing's better than halfsword music

idle crane
tired birch
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only thing better than shanties is orthodox chants and half sword ost

dusky drift
tired birch
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wait, do the mods allow swearing?

dusky drift
quasi narwhal
tired birch
quasi narwhal
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i know it was good malware i believe that uploaded the entire steam demo ost

tired birch
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my fault, og. guess they couldn't handle a real playa like me

tired birch
idle crane
tired birch
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huge

quasi narwhal
idle crane
tired birch
idle crane
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just dont be dolt

dusky drift
tired birch
torn warren
tired birch
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can we buy emotes for halfsword? i want to do the floss

idle crane