halfsword-chat-⚔

[olive blade]

what is this guys name

[loud river]

Mordsword

[steel wren]

im gonna torture it

[worn heron]

2019?! I thought you started work on this around 3 years ago

[idle crane]

I would pay for halfsword merch. This would be a good shirt imo

[olive blade]

the jar

[worn heron]

[steel wren]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[loud river]

Used this for the logo on the Half Sword Official Minecraft Modpack

[steel wren]

someone ban this guy

[worn heron]

I demand Beat'em'up Willie plush

[rough grotto]

im just saying, this game should be vr

[idle crane]

its good simple yet interesting logo

[olive blade]

imagine how much cooler this would be with heavier sfx

[steel wren]

coming 3789

[worn heron]

With removable kettle helm

[olive blade]

im the end

[tough yew]

I believe the prototype was like some game on the 14th century, and now here we are on the 15th century hehhe

[steel wren]

let this man cook

[rough grotto]

taking longer than gta6

[steel wren]

there is hell split?

[rough grotto]

?

[steel wren]

or swordsmen

[ripe meteor]

if you squeeze him blood spurts out

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/take-my-money-heres-my-card-here’s-my-card-card-take-my-card-gif-5650338825958178904

[steel wren]

vr

[worn heron]

who's blood are we gonna use

[idle crane]

Franky make merch rn we want to buy stuff from you

[rough grotto]

ooooh, ima try and play blade and sorcery

[worn heron]

willieplush willieplush

[steel wren]

franky i will sacrifice myself for willie plushie

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1277340912346726470/VersionTest54_2024-08-25_19-55-46_-_Trim.mp4?ex=66cccfed&is=66cb7e6d&hm=af89eb20de581ea99d765cf18a2a475107d16ba634a06c88369cfaab00d90faf&

[ripe meteor]

sacrificial rituals

[olive blade]

im the greatest

[median pecan]

Grab Realistic Bleeding and some gore mods, profit

[worn heron]

wouldn't be the first time we have used them here

[rough grotto]

kk, got it

[olive blade]

b&s sucks ass on quest 2

[ripe meteor]

see works out perfectly

[fast bramble]

I don't even need merch I just want to throw money at Franky

[idle crane]

with velcro cuts that have red yarn inside

[rough grotto]

ima try to cop the meta quest 3

[worn heron]

merch is the excuse

[steel wren]

willie plushie

[hasty raven]

hehehe well, this school was already AFTER my university (: I think its called "vocational school" or something... in Japan they call it differently ((: basically a way to get a job in Japan if you dont decide to go and work on your own game instead..

[olive blade]

please bro bc the quest 2 graphics are bad even for me; a person who doesnt care

[steel wren]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[sonic bane]

vocational?

[median pecan]

I play it on PC, much better

[rough grotto]

trust i will

[worn heron]

Interesting! That's awesome man, I appreciate you sharing c:

[sonic bane]

you mean summer school?

[storm osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1251759717106192455/1255234167697051748/caption.gif

[olive blade]

too broke for that my PC has integrated graphics

[worn heron]

bro said "Franky went to summer school"

[steel wren]

who are we sacrificing for willie plush?

[worn heron]

whoever we need

[rough grotto]

ill be it

[tough yew]

approaching

[olive blade]

all of you

[rough grotto]

how?

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cave-dive-darkness-leap-gif-5803442

[carmine pilot]

How can I get early access ?

[median pecan]

Fair, I think the creator of Realistic Bleeding actually made a quest mod for it

[sonic bane]

brother, be it summer camp or whatever that probably the closest you can describe it

[loud river]

#1262488181035630634 filling up with the same bug report in 5 minutes

[hasty raven]

I made the very very very first prototypee in 2019.. but it was just a first baby step (: the first playable prototype with was done in summer 2021

[olive blade]

SLIDE ME THE BUILD

[worn heron]

Check the steam page and request access from there!

Devs can grant you access shortly 🙂

[steel wren]

scroll down on main page and request access

[carmine pilot]

I requested !

[olive blade]

sacrifice 7 virgins

[carmine pilot]

only 7 ?

[loud river]

Even Fence don't have access to that build he's trollin

[tough yew]

I wish

[olive blade]

fr what a steal

[fast bramble]

Vocational school sounds right to me, we have those and they're sorta in between regular school and college/uni with courses focused on different trades and specialties

[steel wren]

franky give this man game privileges

[carmine pilot]

!!!

[olive blade]

he got me

[worn heron]

You'll get an email soon and it'll be automatically added to your steam account!

[carmine pilot]

🙏🏻🙏🏻

[worn heron]

[fast bramble]

We all want hole

[hasty raven]

yee, well, it was not very specific with dates (((:

[tough yew]

some goofy low poly mash hehehe

[rough grotto]

fair

[devout hinge]

vocational school is like the worst of the worst in romania you go there because youre a dumbass who literally doesnt want to learn and just wants to do a trade that'll break your back

[wanton raft]

the headlock

[median pecan]

Nice now add a tank

[olive blade]

what is the foil to longsword i feel so powerful when i use it

[loud river]

Goedendag

[steel wren]

right in the junk

[olive blade]

i feel like its always my fault when i die which is a good thing

[carmine pilot]

Franky I would love to deliver a left hook to nonces in your game !

[tough yew]

when are we getting da pit frank! We need to push people

[loud river]

don't use longsword past tier 3 😭

[devout hinge]

cuh what

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/kounotori-kto-stork-dafuq-gif-24170861

[visual wind]

how do u get different maps

[worn heron]

Franky trying to reply to the onslaught of questions rn:

[olive blade]

find my pages

[worn heron]

it's on the itch.io version! The older public release

[hasty raven]

its a 2 year school, I went to the school that taught gamedev and animation. Chose game programming (:

[carmine pilot]

[olive blade]

the lesser in every way version

[fast bramble]

RIP that's unfortunate, here it's more an option that gets your foot in the door in either post secondary (most vocational courses give you credits towards uni/college courses) or in a job, and if you're a bad student you're going to fail.

[worn heron]

Ominous

[loud river]

Willie Marketable Plushie

[olive blade]

you are NOT sensei 😭

[worn heron]

bro will be calling me sensei by the end of the day

[devout hinge]

well the bad student thing may be true in romania too i have no idea how vocational school students really are here but the little people ive seen going there are gypsies and wannabe gangsters

[worn heron]

[fast bramble]

Sounds rough.

[craggy ore]

this will be said about the current demo after game show stuff is over, circle of life tbfranklin

[devout hinge]

probably is

[olive blade]

the demo is great wdym

i personally prefer it when i got an available mouse

[whole parrot]

all slavic vocational schools are shitholes full of dumbasses, it's the same thing in Poland

[olive blade]

ill defend it with all i have

[worn heron]

But just wait till all the new gore and physics are added

[storm osprey]

how do i kill people still 💔

[worn heron]

Hit

[olive blade]

yeah

[craggy ore]

new gore is going to go traumatic

[fast bramble]

The only things the demo has going for it is the game mode and the inaccurate gore

[olive blade]

one kill in real life is one kill in half sword

[storm osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-funny-funny-funny-face-confused-gif-26190760

[shrewd talon]

add that small wooden shields can break

[steel wren]

how it feels after going carnage and 2 people jump you everytime at the start

https://tenor.com/view/bladerunner2049-ryan-gosling-gif-24048514

[serene smelt]

Me winning the HFFC(HalfSword Fist Fighting Championship) for the 3rd time
https://tenor.com/view/masvidal-usman-punch-nokaut-ufc-gif-21769933

[sonic bane]

real

[steel wren]

metal gloves are insane when punching

[fast bramble]

Or Brave Stand when one guy knocks you over and then all 4 start beating you on the ground

[steel wren]

fr

[spice bluff]

help

[jolly nexus]

Guys i was walking on the florest then i found this weird specie of butterfly, what i should name him?

[steel wren]

wilifly

[cursive gate]

how it feels not being able to get up and having some idiot wail on you for 20 minutes ( incredible gameplay, truly innovative)

[storm osprey]

what a terrible looking thing, it needs to burn

[spice bluff]

can somebody help

[rough grotto]

wild

[olive blade]

he lowk built like willie

[steel wren]

how it feels being stuck right next to the barrier with no hope of escape

[boreal path]

harakiri

[tough yew]

Is this the demo or play test?

[spice bluff]

playtest

[fast bramble]

VersionTest54 is the playtest

[steel wren]

this is not elden ring

[spice bluff]

let me show you

[tough yew]

Alright, you need to go the launch options and make the game -dx11

That could potentially make it work

[rough grotto]

seppuku

[spice bluff]

alr

[craggy ore]

I wish brave stand was available for more tiers 🥀

[sonic bane]

kinda true

[spice bluff]

where is launc´h options

[steel wren]

howit feels after beating a man on the floor for 30 minutes just for him to stand up

[sonic bane]

i wanna fight farmers wat the slightly armored tier (this one) (or the other one)

[cursive gate]

this game is so inconsistent

[sonic bane]

dope

[fast bramble]

Me, too

[plush rapids]

the fuck was the ref doing bro 😭

[olive blade]

small burhurt is the worst mode

[sonic bane]

real

[craggy ore]

It's very consistent, at least for the playtest

[spice bluff]

where is the launch options

[quasi fjord]

why do people want willie to have a dick?

[steel wren]

WHATTTTTTTTTTT\

[boreal path]

arent those the same thing

[craggy ore]

they're fungist

[rough grotto]

yes

[jolly nexus]

we don't want that

[cedar summit]

to see it fly off

[quasi fjord]

theres an entire feedback thread about giving whillie a willie

[steel wren]

just make willie genderless at this point

[tough yew]

Have you went to the properties on steam?

[rough grotto]

seppuku is just japense

[cursive gate]

i could crush a guy's skull with a hammer for 30 minutes and he'd be fine, but i'd get punched once and instantly KO'd

[craggy ore]

Willie is a fungus

[steel wren]

this is canon

[jolly nexus]

willie reproduces through spores, which is why he has several twin brothers

[craggy ore]

Reproduces by medieval combat to release spores

[deft flax]

i just got accepted as a tester les go

[craggy ore]

thats what the dust clouds are on heavy hits

[fast bramble]

He is a fungal pod being wearing a skin mask

[steel wren]

everytime he dies another 1 is born

[serene smelt]

Is the cure to male loneliness
Acting like a medieval UFC fighter in half sword?

[loud river]

willie mitosis

[steel wren]

yes

[fast bramble]

Photo of the free range growth chamber

[quasi fjord]

Me with the best armor, very skilled, and in the end game:

The stupidest fucking bug ever:

[idle crane]

willie spores

[steel wren]

what did willie do before his fighting career

[quasi fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/baldi-baldis-basics-mogged-mog-rizz-gif-11774215665411580343

[fast bramble]

He spread his spores

[rough grotto]

lol

[steel wren]

his job was spreading spores

[craggy ore]

No, you need to focus on being better to yourself and the stones will fall in place soon after

[jolly nexus]

this is a cannon event in every half sword player

[steel wren]

can we confirm that willie is a fungus

[craggy ore]

Half sword is cool to kill free time on though

[steel wren]

yeah

[spice bluff]

yes

[serene smelt]

I js got broken up with gng let me act like a medieval ufc fighter 😭🙏

[cursive gate]

i love being stunlocked on the ground and not being able to play the game ‼️

[flat mulch]

where multiplayer

[rough grotto]

not for while

[tough yew]

Pretty sure its on the same tab, look for a bar that says launch options

[spice bluff]

alr

[craggy ore]

Shit no worries jhit, this is one of those times then where it's chill to kill time and take some stress off, don't worry about her anymore bro you'll feel better the quicker you let her go 🙏

[loud river]

who beatin the record?

[rough grotto]

who is sabertooth girrafe

[loud river]

@worn heron

[rough grotto]

oml

thats insane

[boreal path]

shirt

[rough grotto]

i would buy

[serene smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/ufc-knockout-kick-gif-5369518

[boreal path]

you want the link to it

[spice bluff]

@tough yew just like that right?

[rough grotto]

not now

[boreal path]

..okay

[tough yew]

Yeea, go ahead and launch the game

[worn heron]

[spice bluff]

alr thanks

[worn heron]

[rough grotto]

get off discord 😭

[idle crane]

blueberry why are you 4000 messages ahead of sam

[worn heron]

are these the last messages in the month lmao

[rough grotto]

not any better

[loud river]

last 30 DAYS ONLY

[spice bluff]

its still not working

[idle crane]

we gotta fix that sleep schedule man

[steel wren]

do you think willie is fungus and not human?

[worn heron]

I know he is a fungus I have photo evidence

[tough yew]

well Im out of ideas, sorry

[loud river]

bro typed 1/3 of his total messages in the last 30 days

[spice bluff]

alr

[loud river]

see what this playtest is doing to us?

[idle crane]

you gotta use more of it for sleeping

[steel wren]

w

[loud river]

We're fucked

[covert edge]

What the fuck

[rough grotto]

damn, you have reasons. sorry

[spice bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1156344564173525162/1157711703627288636/IMG_20230816_202611_062.gif

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/screwed-we-are-screwed-dunder-mifflin-the-office-office-gif-5800784

[devout hinge]

ill be going to maximum 1000 when school starts

[steel wren]

yep

[worn heron]

I've been on that grindset

[shut hamlet]

is he dead yet?

[steel wren]

😭 🙏

[cursive gate]

how do you get up when the guy is hovering over you and beating you with his fists

[worn heron]

[steel wren]

you dont

[worn heron]

Push towards your feet, if you try and go in another direction, you'll crawl

[spice bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053347527157628974/1122877538348302416/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[worn heron]

but if he's giving you a smackdown, might not work

[scarlet ibex]

Hey guys, we can play with friends? or still solo player?

[covert edge]

Ban yourself

[worn heron]

PvE at the moment!

[cursive gate]

will they fix that in later builds

[worn heron]

I assume so, there's always room to improve c:

[cursive gate]

awesome, thanks

[shrewd talon]

will there be more maps in future updates?

[spice bluff]

🤣

@tough yew got it working

[plush rapids]

just shadow boxxed irl and lost pray for me guys 💯

[tough yew]

Cool, enjoy man

[rotund sparrow]

Pulling off a block like this makes my pp hard

[fast bramble]

Man I thought I talked a lot

[spice bluff]

how do you do that

[rough grotto]

dddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

[steel wren]

how to get to door?

[covert edge]

Go to door

[fast bramble]

Get knocked on the ground somehow and slide across the ground on your back

[plush rapids]

bro done pushed bro so hard with that parry he almost broke his arm

[steel wren]

it says i lost

[spice bluff]

how did you get blood

[rotund sparrow]

another one

[fast bramble]

Do it when you win

[steel wren]

demo

[glacial falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

[spice bluff]

ohhh

[little verge]

That is the demo build.

[glacial falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276353920456855674/attachment.gif

[shut hamlet]

im playing the demo

[spice bluff]

brooooooooo how do you that

[shut hamlet]

not the playtest

[spice bluff]

ik

[plush rapids]

hold right click and aim towards where ur enemy is trying to hit u from

[shut hamlet]

wait rly?

[glacial falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354135066808360/attachment.gif

[fast bramble]

A tip for getting knocked over after you win is to bonk your head on the fence a couple times

[shut hamlet]

broo

[shut hamlet]

real

[steel wren]

yeah i did it

[wet seal]

i get cool stuff during september

[steel wren]

hooray

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/pithon-taunt-gif-12865791201436561590

[plush rapids]

blood update is coming when monkey pox starts killing the world

[jolly nexus]

fr

[devout hinge]

a good enough trade

[plush rapids]

im so bored on rest day

[jolly nexus]

i'd better not die until the day of the update

[plush rapids]

i play halfsword, mount and blade and shadowbox in my room

[cursive gate]

I LOVE GETTING INSTAKILLED!!!!

[spice bluff]

uhmmm

am getting jumped jumped

[plush rapids]

what act did thou commit to this fellow band of men

[cursive gate]

tried to have fun, god forbid

[plush rapids]

real

[signal wedge]

bloofberry stinkgon

[steel wren]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmm-mmm-mmmmm-cat-eating-gif-22541105

[worn heron]

helo

[crisp swift]

(Thu, Sep 26, 2024 – Sun, Sep 29, 2024) that's the dates of the Tokyo game show

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/depressed-chicken-in-the-rain-very-sad-moment-gif-6220165983648670038

[signal wedge]

omg hi blueburry

[covert edge]

Goofyberry Dungon

[proper magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[jolly nexus]

omg hello blue lizard!!!!

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-gif-21197142

[proper magnet]

ARE YOU A FURRY?

[spice bluff]

R.I.P to mr Williams

[worn heron]

who's gonna tell him

[proper magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-phone-no-gif-18261966

[worn heron]

[jolly nexus]

WILLIAMS? who is williams?

[signal wedge]

are you actually a furry i dunno

[spice bluff]

no idea

[jolly nexus]

i only know willie

[spice bluff]

lol

[signal wedge]

i have no qualms with furries btw

[steel wren]

i believe so

[spice bluff]

feel bad

[worn heron]

genuinely dunno if I'd be considered a furry, I don't participate in furry culture irl and stuff. I just like dragons and fantasy. I grew up on spyro games and stuff like that, that's where my profile icon was inspired from

[proper magnet]

the worst part is when his ragdoll vanishes and you lose all of your progress when trying to remove all his flesh

[worn heron]

just a dude who likes swords and dragons

[signal wedge]

yeah i don't think that would be considered furry tbh

[jolly nexus]

then why are you blue?

[steel wren]

skylander show was heat and anyone who says otherwise is getting executed

[spice bluff]

thats true

[worn heron]

blueberries taste good 🫐

[proper magnet]

what kind of swords?....

[unkempt knot]

Hello how to get up when u get knockout

[proper magnet]

half swords?

[worn heron]

ahem

my favourite style of blade is the flamberged zweihander, albeit a rare and practically useless blade

[loud river]

ah yes, I love blue's berries.

[jolly nexus]

it taste like grape for me

[signal wedge]

grape soda tastes like purple

[steel wren]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[worn heron]

The best part is

blueberries are FUCKING purple

[spice bluff]

LET me be (dont mind the lag its the clip)

[jolly nexus]

and how purple taste?

[signal wedge]

micro plastics and chemicals that cause cancer

[unkempt knot]

plsM

[jolly nexus]

then you should be purple instead of blue

[signal wedge]

we're so cooked as a race on god

[jolly nexus]

then purples is not yummy?

[cursive gate]

i know it's a playtest but garbage like this should not be in the game

[worn heron]

Yeah I don't really care if people do call me one, In the end I'm just a guy who grew up enjoying medieval fantasy too much, so it stuck lol

[steel wren]

purpleberry dragon🤤

[worn heron]

I bet it would feel something like that, yeah

[olive blade]

try it

[signal wedge]

nah it yummy just not for our blood and circulatory system

[covert edge]

So you're just a nerd?

[loud river]

💀

[worn heron]

massive nerd.

[proper magnet]

[worn heron]

medieval arms and armour, fantasy, etc, just a nerd about it

[jolly nexus]

Blueberry Dragon do your blood taste like grape juice or blueberry juice?

[loud river]

playin games butt naked does go hard though I cannot deny. Perk of movin into your own place.

Balls loose gamin

[worn heron]

So this game ticks all the right spots for me, the historical accuracy makes me nerd out

[worn heron]

copper

[steel wren]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmm-mmm-mmmmm-cat-eating-gif-22541105

[worn heron]

it's just bluhd

[cursive gate]

i feel like i'm the only one who's upset about the instakilling

[signal wedge]

i play games butt naked too and when i gotta poop i use the poop and pee corner

[loud river]

me wen costco

[proper magnet]

i want to KILL PEOPLE!!! i want to SEE BLOOD!!

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-down-syndrome-rizz-gif-13021584249069787017

[covert edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1276631402183393300/ezgif-7-4a36f9d12b.gif

[steel wren]

sams club better

[loud river]

It's part of the combat. Most duels are ended on the first strike, if it's a good one.

[olive blade]

https://tenor.com/view/saying-hi-to-a-frienf-but-their-nuts-are-hanging-out-rowley-rowley-jefferson-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-hi-gif-2007951695992235961

[loud river]

Just how it shakes out with actual physical combat

[steel wren]

what game is bro playing

[cursive gate]

i mean yeah that's realistic i guess, but realism rarely equals fun

[signal wedge]

haha this post reminds me of my uncle terry

[olive blade]

thanks

[worn heron]

Try the armoured fights c:

[signal wedge]

np bro i'm glad to hnave hapled you

[worn heron]

I've had one last like 15 minutes lol

[steady sage]

That sounds like a personal opinion

[steel wren]

ive never had a fight end insta

[loud river]

I find it fun , it encourages good practices.

[cursive gate]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[craggy ore]

no way

[cursive gate]

i will try that, thank you

[loud river]

Plus armor is the way to last longer, enjoy the fights more yeah what blue said

[steel wren]

maybe turn the npc damage down yk?

[cursive gate]

wait is that possible

[boreal path]

this will be half sword in 2013

[steel wren]

yes

[worn heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270997348805513278/makesweet-sbrdme.gif

[craggy ore]

half sword mods:

[worn heron]

sorry I think this is appropriate

[steel wren]

it is

[cursive gate]

it is

[hard vault]

It is

[cursive gate]

those things are good at their jobs and i hate them

[craggy ore]

thats what they were saying when these were introduced back then too

[loud river]

You just took a full face full of steel spikes, this game ain't Mordhau or Chiv, there ain't healthbars and invisible numbers.

[worn heron]

You want to turn 'player damage' down to take less damage.
If you turn NPC damage down, you will do less damage to the npcs

[loud river]

You make a bad move, you die

[worn heron]

[steel wren]

ah

[loud river]

Even with bottomed out player damage that still insta kills

[worn heron]

Yeah the sliders are a tad confusing

[cursive gate]

alright well in that case was there anything i could've done to prevent it

[loud river]

That weapon is rough to defend against, it's borderline unfair, but I don't think it's the damage that's the issue.

It

Is just wonky as all hell

[craggy ore]

if you had sprinted left and swung up and right at the end you might have had a slightly better chance

[steel wren]

im actually mike tyson

[loud river]

I don't think anyone here can consistently beat the goedendag with no armor

[craggy ore]

but that thing just reams you no matter what byea

[cursive gate]

that actually makes me feel better, thank you

[proper magnet]

i said DONT STEP IN THE GRASS

[cursive gate]

jesus christ

[idle crane]

goedendag is broken tho but not how they died. I usually get knocked out if it touches my toe. It does far too much blunt damage

[steel wren]

im a goat now

[craggy ore]

I have 38 hours in the playtest and it's still psychological horror to go against unarmored

[devout hinge]

most weapons that stab you do a lot of damage

[loud river]

It sticks very well, and the blunt strike damage it does do initially is wild

[steel wren]

ive mastered the art of fist

[worn heron]

Yeah my best Strat is to hold right click to hold whatever weapon I have sideways to block and push it

[loud river]

I space, try to bait a side swing then cut in from my max range that I can

[cursive gate]

slumped his ass like a sack of potatoes @steel wren

[idle crane]

yeah but stabby weapons usualy dont knock you out with a toe stab

[worn heron]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/ixmzNuj8O2VV_1RUw/spok?invite=cr-MSxMbTEsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

I got emoted on

[warped hedge]

I just dropped my sword and it killed the enemy 😭

[cursive gate]

what are they even doing

[warped hedge]

Bro walked straight into it and died lmao

[worn heron]

beating my ass

and emoting on me

[cursive gate]

i meant like at the beginning but i watched the full clip and that is diabolical

[worn heron]

right? No shame.

I should just uninstall

[steel wren]

Rizz

[cursive gate]

how do you not run out of stamina

[warped hedge]

Im on a 75 win streak so far

[steel wren]

Fr

[cursive gate]

my fighter has goddamn asthma and can't fight for more than 10 seconds

[worn heron]

Holding shift will exhaust it much faster

[loud river]

That was prestamina buff, trust I was huffin and puffin.

[worn heron]

A lot of people tend to hold sprint constantly

[loud river]

And you can still act even with low stamina

[worn heron]

Make sure you don't

[cursive gate]

guilty as charged, thank you for the tip once again

[storm osprey]

make sure to hold shift, crouch and swing your mouse from side to side so you can easily beat the AI

[warped hedge]

💀i stabbed him in his willie

[loud river]

Don't forget about shift entirely though, if you hold it and tap the movement keys, you get great bursty movement

[idle crane]

unpopular opinion. i think we have too much stamina now, i dont have to think about it much

[steel wren]

Stabbed whillie in his Willie

[fast bramble]

I never run out, even when I'm trying to

Even in full plate

[loud river]

Agree, too much was reactionarily changed in the early updates.

[idle crane]

yeah

[loud river]

We should revert a lot

[idle crane]

i think slightly higher than original

by like a tiny bit

[fast bramble]

I feel like autoparry got weakened a lot in a bad way, too. I would have preferred a toggle for it

[loud river]

I think autoparry is necessary

[worn heron]

I think it's fine in plate armour, since you exhaust more, but the lower tiers could use a lil nerf

[loud river]

I think the combat system borderline ceases to work without autoparry

[idle crane]

i dont like it. it messes me up more than anything

[frank pier]

i think willie should stop using metal weapons and use just a long handle instead cause that's what keeps killing me

[craggy ore]

ai willie pov

[steel wren]

3 killis in 27 seconds

[frank pier]

who need a sword when a stick is more lethal

[warped hedge]

I learned all their attack patterns

[steel wren]

fr

[warped hedge]

100 WIN STREAKKK 🔥💯💯

[craggy ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270712523989188639/ezgif-4-10b862b876.gif

[distant cypress]

The maps from the #game-footage-🎮🎥 are only for playtesters?

[craggy ore]

Yeah you can become a playtester by applying for the playtest and waiting a little

[steel wren]

ig?

[distant cypress]

ohhhh

[craggy ore]

Everyone is accepted you just have to apply and wait for the devs lol

[distant cypress]

ty, i already did so i guess i'll just wait.

[craggy ore]

It's the weekend so devs are probably just chilling, might start accepting again tomorrow

[craggy ore]

how do i practice willie flight

[steel wren]

how does 1 do this

[rough grotto]

you must just master it

[loud river]

Dude I swear bucklers are busted op

[warped hedge]

Pvp bouta be nastyy

[craggy ore]

I lost to a buckler

[loud river]

Yo guys

[rough grotto]

yes

[signal wedge]

yeah cvckold

[loud river]

Everyone star react this message

more please

[unkempt knot]

hello can we play with our friend in game?

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[steel wren]

why

[idle crane]

no multiplayer

[loud river]

just do it my fellow

[steel wren]

k

[rough grotto]

what could mc wonder and Militus be talking about????

[idle crane]

gruggle

[signal wedge]

can you make a willie sound

[craggy ore]

this game is a single player study simulator for medieval fencing techniques

[steel wren]

voice actor?

[idle crane]

he just gruggled

[signal wedge]

don't make me eat your cotton candy

[tight dirge]

Gruggle gruggle

[warped hedge]

nooo i lost my streak

[craggy ore]

this one made my stomach churn they need to add it to the game

[brittle robin]

how did the august 19th end of the world re-recording go bruv

[idle crane]

i thought we were friends silly head

[astral raven]

september soon be upon us

[rough grotto]

crazy threat

[tight dirge]

Yayyy

[humble bloom]

It went terrifically.

[signal wedge]

we are (i just really want some cotton candy)

[tight dirge]

September is my birthmonth

[boreal path]

o.p

[astral raven]

mines in 2 days lol

[signal wedge]

i'll eat your cotton candy too

[astral raven]

blood be soon

[tight dirge]

Lucky

[steel wren]

is this w hands?

[brittle robin]

Just a quick update—blood and gore are officially coming to the game on September 21st! 🎉

And, speaking of dates, do you remember the 21st night of September? Just a little throwback for fun! 😉

Stay tuned for the update and get ready for some epic, gore-filled gameplay!

[jolly nexus]

The worst enemy in the current game

[signal wedge]

cotoco more like costco

[boreal path]

Erm. Goedendag.

[loud river]

ultra bait lmfao

Holy shit

[steel wren]

screenshotted

[little verge]

We are talking about you.

[idle crane]

too flashy bad gif

[steel wren]

https://tenor.com/view/depressed-chicken-in-the-rain-very-sad-moment-gif-6220165983648670038

[boreal path]

my god this is insufferable

[little verge]

'Goedendag'

[steel wren]

how to get

[idle crane]

just look over silly

[brittle robin]

not my godendag

[boreal path]

i can see the hinge of my vambrace in excruciating detail

[brittle robin]

real goedendags dont look like bat with nails in it bro

[boreal path]

@loud river UNPIN

[loud river]

Now we'll know if any of these new nerds read

[boreal path]

UNPIN

UNPIN

[loud river]

NAH

[rough grotto]

why 🤣

[astral raven]

in shambles because thats far

[boreal path]

[loud river]

we have a pinned message trap

if nerds read, we'll be able to tell em off

[little verge]

can you still see mod VC?

[brittle robin]

OMG IM PINNED LETS GOOOOOOOO

[boreal path]

its not far enough

[loud river]

if not, it don't matter

[jolly gorge]

and bait lol

[steel wren]

thats crazy

[loud river]

He's got Vencord/Better Discord, he can see everythin no matter what.

[rough grotto]

yes

[brittle robin]

NOOOOO MY PIN IS GONE

[idle crane]

Why is misinfo pinned?

[rough grotto]

indeed

[jolly nexus]

negan bat is more funny

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-the-dark-ages-doom-slayer-shield-buzzsaw-gif-10725702279841684388

[jolly gorge]

for fun i think

[astral raven]

is it very late september?

[signal wedge]

me when i get my hands on @soft osprey

[steel wren]

negan bat has barbed wire?

[boreal path]

likely october

[brittle robin]

It's not misinformation—mark your calendars and get ready for some epic, gore-filled gameplay!

[idle crane]

but i dont want to deal with people on the 22nd

[jolly gorge]

some time after the 27th of sept is our timeframe

[astral raven]

ah gotcha

[idle crane]

it was bad enough when playtest was delayed

[loud river]

Mantic, you really think that people are gonna read pins?

[rough grotto]

@little verge dont worry its not that powerful tbh. i cant do anything crazy in servers

[loud river]

[jolly nexus]

ok imma change

[signal wedge]

when blood comes around eventually i'm going to ask when blood is being removed

[visual wind]

how do people do the punching mode

[idle crane]

But if they do its gonna be unfortunate

[rough grotto]

you can turn off blood

[distant cypress]

i got accepted to the playtest and i applied like 10 mins ago

[signal wedge]

the joke flew over your head like superman destroying an asteroid

[rough grotto]

yes it did pepesob

[devout hinge]

i thought he destroys them

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/doo-doo-doo-gif-2582333307765776092

[jolly gorge]

the pepesob is fucking insane😭

[devout hinge]

what is bro trying to do seduce me?

[rough grotto]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053347527157628974/1122877538348302416/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-teamfortress2-spy-tf2spy-flirt-gif-1332816855693062459

[jolly nexus]

I fixed it now

[devout hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/998945699917987952/1169178278993600564/caption-1.gif?ex=6554751f&is=6542001f&hm=a9b3a212ea52f954db9943400c8835fdb8d59f9a1dbf7e399e63033bfbba11e3&

[rough grotto]

lobotomy spear

[devout hinge]

goedendag needs more lenght

[rough grotto]

ok 😭

[devout hinge]

speaking of the goedendag

[warped hedge]

Luh calm

[brittle robin]

thats not a goedendag

[jolly nexus]

prepare to be dead

[devout hinge]

it somehow broke my neck i think and i died

[boreal path]

unedit

[small dove]

am i the only one who keeps acidentally cutting everyone in half when i try to attack?

[boreal path]

Everyone's playing the playtest.. so yeah.

[warped hedge]

Pov: scythe

[jolly nexus]

OMG I GOT IN STARBOARD

[small dove]

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-movie-ocean-man-the-spongebob-movie-gif-11559212657088543163

[warped hedge]

Chat is this real

[thorny perch]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-the-pet-collective-drive-thru-rabbit-gif-18352976

[devout hinge]

im living by the way

[brittle robin]

THIS IS A GOEDENDAG. the weapon in game is officially called Negan's Bat according to Frank.

[olive blade]

how bad was tje dmg

[boreal path]

ummm,,

[devout hinge]

do you happen to know why its called the negans bat you smartass

[thorny perch]

Good day!

[brittle robin]

https://tenor.com/view/negan-negan-smith-negan-the-walking-dead-negan-smith-the-walking-dead-negan-smith-twd-gif-26236870

[devout hinge]

yes thats exactly why

[boreal path]

They're actually called staffs.

[devout hinge]

when are the other ones getting added they look fucking cool

[brittle robin]

the negan bat ones look so bad

[jolly nexus]

oh come on i need to change again?

[serene smelt]

IT'S SO SATISFYING TO KNOCK SOMEONE OUT WITH ONE PUNCH, ingame.

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/pheezy-trey-songz-going-crazy-crash-out-gif-3800836952683496968

[idle crane]

qaurtes staff

[rough grotto]

because of the 6 hour waithttps://youtu.be/Kx95-3RFEYQ?si=2u0GJ70D-LRxICiL

[brittle robin]

from Frank: Negan's bat is a menace

[warped hedge]

Scythe is better

[brittle robin]

not goedendag... becuz goedendag isnt in the game

[serene smelt]

Is there a way to throw jabs? Like when you're unarmed?

[rough grotto]

it is

[warped hedge]

1 swing and someone is split in 2

[boreal path]

yes

hold left and right click

[rough grotto]

ik, the hoe is a realitive to the scythe

[boreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-gif-20962699

[brittle robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892977756739088444/1268740434990202890/caption.gif

[jolly nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049906956640469065/1274777521619210240/attachment.gif

[serene smelt]

But that's still more like a hook no? But if that's the best way to do it then thanks.

[stoic zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/i-take-responsibility-responsibility-aaron-paul-gif-20657403

[boreal path]

uhh

[boreal path]

hold alt when doing it

[serene smelt]

Eh, that works ig. Thanks

[brittle robin]

PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERES MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONIE ON JAPANESE SNATCHIE GET THESE NEGAN BAT FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE BLOOD SO CRAPPY NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHIE HALF SWORD DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE

[devout hinge]

i fucking LOVE when i do shit like this where i raise the other willie up

[boreal path]

@serene smelt left jab best

[serene smelt]

Thanks

[lavish summit]

itch.io guys

[loud river]

It's a brogit staff, what we have in game.

Negan's Bat is a fun joke name

[boreal path]

issa goedendag

it has the end spike

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/ren-and-stimpy-ren-stimpy-wake-up-day-ruined-gif-22521235

[loud river]

Brogit staff

The end spike isn't what makes a goedendag

[lavish summit]

itch.io because you can customize what weaponns + slow motion + quick restart

[loud river]

Goedendags are shorter, and much heavier on the head

[proper magnet]

first try

[loud river]

basically a spiked mace

[boreal path]

brogit staff smaller head

[loud river]

no

[visual wind]

How do people do the just punching mode

[devout hinge]

according to the only google image related to anything medieval this is how the head of a brogit staff looks like

[loud river]

ja mutha

[boreal path]

see

[lavish summit]

Wdym thats luccile?

[loud river]

it ain't a popular weapon

[devout hinge]

the other are just swords and scottish weapons

[lavish summit]

is there a mod that gives demo gore in the playtest

[boreal path]

no

[loud river]

both technically a "brogit staff" Some dinky scottish polearms

[devout hinge]

and a fucking rwby oc weapon out of all things what the fuck

[lavish summit]

u sure?

i just downloaded a mod that gives playtest gore but I cant open it anymore

my pc's lagging a lot and it flagged my antivirus.....

[opal sundial]

sooo who’s gonna tell him

[boreal path]

Erm erm emr

NO

Goedendag.

[loud river]

tis not a goedendag

IT IS NOT A GOEDENDAG

[boreal path]

your only source is a bannerlord modder

AND

AND

UMMM

[opal sundial]

no fucking way you use an “anti-virus” like Norton or McAfee

[lavish summit]

yea but it has gore and playtest doesnt

[proper magnet]

[boreal path]

DEOD WORKS ON THE SAME MOD

AND ITS A GOEDENDAG

[loud river]

WHO HAS MEDIEVAL DEGREES AND SHIT

[round isle]

what is the itchio version

[loud river]

MF

TIS NOT A GOEDENDAG

[boreal path]

NUH UH

[devout hinge]

go to #references♥_1450-1470 you nerd losers

[boreal path]

THE SPIKE MAKES THE GOEDENDAG

[loud river]

TELL THAT TO THE AHLSPIESS

[opal sundial]

hi goofy balls aka cvckold aka sir cvckold the constable aka cvckold the constable aka cvckold

[boreal path]

that one longer

thinner

later

[high osprey]

still no blood in the playtest??

[loud river]

bullstinky

[boreal path]

just because one guy called it a brogit staff doesnt make it a brogit staff

errbody else call it a goedendag. get real.

ITS EVEN CALLED A GOEDENDAG IN THE MINECRAFT MOD.

[loud river]

THE MINECRAFT MOD HAS NO SPIKEY STAFF

[opal sundial]

spiked spear thing

[jolly nexus]

are you guys still talking about the goedendag?

[boreal path]

YES IT DOES

[jolly nexus]

yes

[boreal path]

I USED IT WHEN WE TESTED IT OUT WITH OUR DUEL

[loud river]

WHAT DOES BROGIT STAFF MEAN BUD?

[devout hinge]

actually it does have

[opal sundial]

i personally prefer fisting willie rather than smashing him

[boreal path]

SOURCE?

[loud river]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goedendag

[boreal path]

F-. Wikipedia is not a source.

[loud river]

Bullshit it aint

[ripe quarry]

why cant i play the fist mode guys

[boreal path]

it doesnt even have a notation for the thing you used

UGH

[loud river]

BITCH

GET FUCKED

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest here. Wait 12 hours or less for access

[boreal path]

NOT EVERY SPIKED STAFF IS A BROGIT STAFF

YOU BASTARD YOU'RE SO WRONG

AGHH

[loud river]

BROGIT STAFF GOEDENDAG SAME WEAPON

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[boreal path]

YOU LIE

YOU LIEEE

BROGIT STAFF ROUNDED HEAD TINY SPIKES GOEDENDAG ONE BIG SPIKE ON THE END AND POSSIBLY SEVERAL OTHERS ADDED ON

[loud river]

WIKIPEDIEA MY SAVIOR

[loud river]

LIES

[loud river]

Find ONE goedendag with more than just the top spike

DO IT

DO IT

[opal sundial]

it is a source, since they protect a lot of their articles with systems in place to prevent new accounts from just going in and editing them. Plus the moderators watch a lot of articles super closely. So like 9 times out of 10 you’ll get accurate information, considering the vastness of Wikipedia, and how many articles there are compared to how many people decide to vandalize articles other than the big, popular ones.

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-angry-erect-spongebob-movie-gif-20382462

[boreal path]

FIND ONE BROGIT STAFF THAT LOOKS LIKE THE GOEDENDAG IN THE GAME

[loud river]

right one is a brogit staff

[boreal path]

it is a source for finding sources

[jolly nexus]

mods here are crazy about goedendag

[boreal path]

but using a wikipedia article at face value is bad practice

[idle crane]

it is absolutly not

[cinder stone]

the spiky stabby!

[loud river]

ja mutter

[boreal path]

if the information doesnt have a citation i dont trust

[agile lava]

Bruh why my character love to 2 hand behind his back

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-metal-gear-solid-gif-14187145046150119880

[gray crag]

Blood is added?

[opal sundial]

It is a source for finding sources. But it’s also pretty reliable, if you think about it. And Wikipedia flags articles with incomplete or inaccurate citations.

[covert edge]

Ban yourself

[agile lava]

I wish, I need it - dismembering too

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[jolly nexus]

yes i got early acess it's pretty good the gore (it's not a lie)

[gray crag]

Yeah blood is important

Can't live without blood if im being honest.

[jolly nexus]

i even got screenshot

[gray crag]

Show

[boreal path]

lame

fencing game. version with better fencing is better version

[jolly nexus]

@gray crag

[gray crag]

Damn

[jolly gorge]

ur the realest mf

[jolly nexus]

pretty realistic

[agile lava]

kek

[jolly nexus]

one more

[gray crag]

Shi is edited you liar

[boreal path]

really

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-henry-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kingdom-come-gif-3561710500423895152

[gray crag]

This is betrayal

[agile lava]

Pepeahh

[cerulean needle]

This looks on par with that time I ran up to the nurses at school in elementary school with ketchup on my face saying that i need to go to the hospital, and my ride is outside, and i just ran outside to my friends car.

[molten heath]

https://tenor.com/view/v1-thumbs-up-happy-gif-17342904553781602032

[gray crag]

I tested new playtest of half sword story mode

[gray crag]

[devout hinge]

willie with teeth is scary

[gray crag]

Wait doesn't he have teeth originally

[muted granite]

Wth

[gray crag]

It's uncanny valley it looks realistic

[granite fox]

This one is better

[jolly nexus]

beautiful smile

[granite fox]

wille thanks you

hes on his way to your house to thank you personally

[devout hinge]

this is literally willie

[jolly nexus]

there's no way he can reach me (i live in south america in the middle of the jungle)

[pine field]

WHAT THE FUCK

[serene smelt]

Freaky ash

[covert edge]

Demoman is from Half Sword???

[pine field]

BRO

[jolly nexus]

freaky willie

[pine field]

BUG, THATS A FUCKING BUG

[devout hinge]

freaky willie

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-meme-gif-9533906912573465364

[opal sundial]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1268037935392100424

[boreal path]

We should play sometime.

[pine field]

i guess his name is willie for a reason

[ripe meteor]

i sbtis real???

[jolly nexus]

yeah not fake 100% confirmed by my head

[ripe meteor]

holy shit.

[boreal path]

demoest knight

[lost raptor]

what if instead of willie he was called freaky

[stiff belfry]

cool little combo

[opal sundial]

freaky willie

[boreal path]

he think he

[jolly nexus]

were there any knight with wooden legs? in that time?

[craggy ore]

wait you guys dont have blood?

[jolly nexus]

OMGGGGG!!!!!! blood is confirmed yayyy

[devout hinge]

Gotz Von Berlichingen had an iron hand @jolly nexus

[devout hinge]

that could fool some people it looks neat

[jolly nexus]

dang this is sick

[craggy ore]

dont look too closely at the nicely seasoned steak gore

[lost raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/beyond-fried-chicken-kfc-soy-hormones-gif-20401702

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-round-gif-23061966

[jolly nexus]

lol it's actually a piece of steak

[sonic bane]

literal soyjacks lmao

[jolly nexus]

galaxy is really cooking in the blood system

[quasi fjord]

i fucking love the hounskull

[jolly nexus]

houndskull by beloved ❤️

[quasi fjord]

we want hounskull

when do we want it

[frank pier]

fighting in full plate and tried to half sword, instead punched willie's helmet off???

[quasi fjord]

We want it now!

[jolly nexus]

unfortunately, at the time the game takes place, the hounskull was no longer being used en masse as it was in the 13th century

[quasi fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-but-i-want-it-now-gif-26307521

[jolly nexus]

or even at the beginning of the 14th century perhaps?

[worn heron]

I want hounskull

[jolly nexus]

we all want

[rigid junco]

Came in to say to devs, love the playtest so far. Even the demo. Looking forward to future updates.

[quasi fjord]

me when no hounskull

https://tenor.com/view/deep-vein-thrombosis-martincitopants-gif-23560105

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-sad-emoji-gif-22168442

[brittle robin]

bro you git it looks nothing like a brogit staff

[jolly nexus]

not again the goedendag thing bro

[sonic bane]

brother

[brittle robin]

its not a goedendag

[sonic bane]

its a bat, with fucking spikes on it

[quasi fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-23038600

[brittle robin]

its NEGAN FUCKING BAT FROM THE HIT SHOW THE WALKING DEAD

[agile lava]

Did you guys get the blood update?

[devout hinge]

yeah bro its so realistic holy shit look at this

[oak wyvern]

how can i enabled blood 😦

[quasi fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1263548213009584188/readsword.gif

[devout hinge]

there is no blood

[jolly nexus]

i wish i had one of these 😍

[oak wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-y-jerry-tom-and-jerry-meme-sad-cry-gif-10768258471804618614

[boreal path]

commission one

[agile lava]

kek_wait12

[devout hinge]

from where a fucking blacksmith in bohemia?

[agile lava]

kek

[boreal path]

from uhhh

[jolly nexus]

nahh too expesive in my country

[oak wyvern]

when I played the demo, there was blood.

[boreal path]

dang

[boreal path]

correct.

[oak wyvern]

not in the test version right?

[zealous kestrel]

I'm shocked this Discord doesn't have a glowing beacon on the guide stating why the playtest doesn't have blood

[zealous kestrel]

To avoid the question being asked every 3 seconds

[devout hinge]

well the playtest has a giant attention disclamer

[jolly nexus]

my country's currency has already lost 86.72% of its purchasing power it would be impossible for me to buy one milan hounskull

[agile lava]

Mine doesn't say that any more

[boreal path]

you can commission from radoslaw ciszewski... platener.... also othes

platener makes em good

[agile lava]

[quasi fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-gif-26505369

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/nut-cum-jizz-horny-dick-gif-21213004

[proper magnet]

glowup

[worn heron]

@hallow egret thanks for the double boost!

[quasi fjord]

this is whillie now

[arctic gull]

are there speedruns for this game?

[worn heron]

oh boy you're gonna get at least 3 "how did you turn on blood" questions

[worn heron]

There's a couple on YouTube yeah!

[trail pivot]

man i hope they add more helmets to half sword in the full release

[distant cypress]

How can I do 1v1? I only have two options I think.

Also idk wht there's no blood or gore

[boreal path]

i ❤️ reinforced greathelms

[oak wyvern]

come onnnn

[boreal path]

hounskulls are unfortunately out of period

[quasi fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-wadeip200-gif-21912553

[jolly nexus]

sir do you know how to read?

[arctic gull]

i checked speedrun.com theres only one category and its for the demo

[quasi fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1263548213009584188/readsword.gif

[trail pivot]

what period are they trying to stay accurate to again?

[arctic gull]

i asked this because i got a win in like 1.5 seconds

[boreal path]

1450-1480

[distant cypress]

mb i'm dumb

[agile lava]

I just wanna know how to get my guy to not fight like this 49% of the time

[jolly nexus]

wasn't it 1430?

[loud river]

they moved it up

50 years is a long time

[worn heron]

#faq c:

more details there

[loud river]

many changes in period armor and weapons in 50 years

[boreal path]

im both happy and sad about a more narrow timeframe

[zealous kestrel]

Or at least a bot that autoreplies with a description whenever someone says "blood" or "gore"

[distant cypress]

yeah, i'm serverly dumb

[loud river]

no

[worn heron]

we had one

[zealous kestrel]

EU4 my beloved

[worn heron]

it was hell

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[worn heron]

people abused it to the point it destroyed phones

[zealous kestrel]

That's uh,

[worn heron]

they weaponized quasar against us

[trail pivot]

maybe we could get great helms, says they were still used in the 14th century

[zealous kestrel]

That's passion lmfao

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-laugh-gif-26377474

[boreal path]

wh

what

[loud river]

Game is 15th century

[boreal path]

14th century is not 1450-1480

[trail pivot]

fuck