halfsword-chat-⚔

[languid cargo]

Playtest dont have blood

Ah fuck

[balmy sigil]

Give it time

Playtest is gonna be fucking visceral when it gets blood and dismemberment

[jolly gorge]

im genuinely so hyped

[balmy sigil]

Yesh

[jolly gorge]

some of the clips i have would be INSANE with gore

[balmy sigil]

The playtest feels (imo) like near perfect with combat

[jolly gorge]

worddddd'

[balmy sigil]

Swords are hella fast but you are nawt invincible and swords are practically useless with full plate but not worthless

[jolly gorge]

i wanna watch slit throats bleed through armor

[balmy sigil]

Real

[jolly gorge]

swords are insane for blocking and good in platearmor

[royal mango]

for me it feels like in the demo you had more control over what your doing with your right hand

like its way havier hitting an enemie

[balmy sigil]

Mmmm somewhat, the demo to me felt more like swinging somewhat half hazardly, but the playtest has more control

[jolly gorge]

playtest 2h combat is impeccable

[balmy sigil]

Granted i like me greatswords and longswords and those felt like they got the biggest uograde in terms on controllability

[royal mango]

espacially with shield it feels like right hand sticks to the body

rlly?

[timber tiger]

is playtest guaranteed and it juust takes time'

[balmy sigil]

The only weapon i need to get nore time with if the two handed hammer as cor now it feels like swings are always short and lack power (not like unplayable but feels lacking)

But i know that things are still being refined so im not concerned

[jolly gorge]

yall i think i hit him with the hilt lmao

[timber tiger]

?

[timber tiger]

???

[balmy sigil]

When a surf gets lippy so you hit him with that pommel strike just to teach him a lesson

[balmy sigil]

Takes time, they just ok'ed like 1000 people yesterday

[random nacelle]

yo how long does it take to ge the playtest?

[royal mango]

thats my feeling with kinda every weapon rn

beta had a lot more controle

it was much easier wielding swords and one handed weapons

[idle crane]

everyone is guarunteed access. it takes 12 hours or less to gain access

[native root]

Though personally it does feel like I need to just full on swing with the swords with the edge to actually connect with a cut

[random nacelle]

bro i love this game so much tho its like mordhau but realism MAX

[jolly gorge]

well, yeah, that is how swords work lol

[native root]

Or doesn’t take into consideration sliding

Cause you know how easy it is cut yourself with a knife that’s sharpened

[jolly gorge]

slitting throats works vv well

[remote magnet]

bro still screaming

[native root]

It doesn’t take much force to really cut with a sword so I feel like nicking a dude can count to a Hitbox

[random nacelle]

yo guys qq how do i enable blood in the playtest?

[native root]

There’s times I fully land on the dude’s head but since I didn’t swing too hard it doesn’t cut

[random nacelle]

dam

[native root]

Again you don’t need to full on swing to cut someone

You can just boop their head and they’re cut

[remote magnet]

Yo is it a bug that i cant withdraw big sword from seathe?

[heady jewel]

boop :3

[native root]

Just slide it out with the mouse

[jolly gorge]

you also cant currently see ur cuts rn

[remote magnet]

im trying that but i keep falling

[native root]

Yeah that’s a big problem since visual indication is important

[jolly gorge]

not really a big problem

they definitely still die lol

[native root]

At times I don’t even know if I hit an enemy

[jolly gorge]

its usually followed by a noise, and a scream

[remote magnet]

the sword is like in characters hitbox so i cant slide it out and it happens with a lot of swords

[nocturne obsidian]

dear god i hope this game will have multiplayer in the future it is so fun

[native root]

Still it’s a bit difficult to tell regardless, I’ve worked on a few combat things for other games and indications of a hit are for the player to know what they’re doing works

[hidden pollen]

why no gore

[hidden pollen]

its been a month

how tf a game show goes on for a month its like 7 hours max

[devout hinge]

probably because the gameshow didnt even happen??

[wooden socket]

i dont think the gameshows happened yet and they explicitly state the reason in #updates and in the game along with #work-in-progress i think

[native root]

Is there gonna be work on defensive stances as well? Would love to see fun counter and parry play

[robust vessel]

I'm so happy for the game devs, the game they have been working on for years has gone viral in it's very first playstest. All the current big YouTubers are playing it and given the nature of the game very dumb or disrespectful content creators won't even play it

[vapid heart]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-skull-emoji-gif-24661581

[wooden socket]

'

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cave-dive-darkness-leap-gif-5803442

[restive garnet]

idk what u meannn, its just a flat texture with no actual hole ya know matee

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-sign-cant-stop-me-no-one-can-stop-me-gif-13921932

[restive garnet]

[dapper saffron]

What

[tough yew]

more sword parts... ivan is cooking

[idle crane]

i thought they were new ones

[restive garnet]

noo...

[tough yew]

yess...

throw someone on the pit

[weak crescent]

Guys why is there no gore?

[restive garnet]

[restive garnet]

we beat Soundpadddd less gooo

[idle crane]

most played demo on steam?

at the moment?

[mortal lodge]

can you halfsword to pierce armor?

[oblique flint]

No

[weak crescent]

Not irl, sometimes you glitch it into torso, and armor moves over the blade making it seem like it’s in metal

[mortal lodge]

I feel betrayed

[proven zinc]

Imagine a assassin creed game with these fighting mechanics

[tawdry solar]

oh my days dismemberment

[slow iris]

promising that 24 hour peak is close to the all time peak, god bless your success

[tawdry solar]

Been playing this game everyday when im off work gotta say it definitely blows off some steam

[slow iris]

i can't believe you'd say that

[tawdry solar]

Balls

[covert edge]

Wtf

[devout hinge]

my face when

[stone crag]

hey devs can i get the encryption key for the PAK file so i can mod the game pls

[restive garnet]

NO

[stone crag]

lol

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[stone crag]

do i have permission to try and phish it out of memory

[tough yew]

what do you even want to do?

[stone crag]

... add a gun

nah just poke around and see if i can get early blood in the playtest, or for example. i'm pretty sure this was a dev who posted it but there was a co-op mode in the demo, it'd be sick to have access to that

[restive garnet]

you cant

its completly removed for the playtest

[manic cove]

ermm guys im new to this game, is there anyway to contact the dev?

because i think i just found a bug

[restive garnet]

please post your bugs in #1262488181035630634 if its for the demo post in #1047240101152960525 please

[tough yew]

just stick around and wait, most of the files for the blood aren't probably even present

[manic cove]

ohh alr thanks! i think its play test

[tough yew]

they'll be adding them on the 0.4 update which is free

[open fox]

how long does it usually take to get early acc

[tough yew]

12 hours or so, maybe earlier

[open fox]

do i get notified

[tough yew]

on your email yea

[open fox]

oh wait i have it nvm

[tough yew]

it should just be on your library whenever you get accepted

[inland prairie]

can I ask a genuine question? Why did the devs not just add a disable gore option for the playtest in japan and leave it open for playtesters?

[idle crane]

becasue the gore is still being developed

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1046080713734234222

[brittle robin]

Why do you hate modders

[idle crane]

they dont but its a playtest so you are supposed to test it how it is. galaxy himself is a modder of many games

[tough yew]

its bait

[devout hinge]

no profile picture you BASTARD

[idle crane]

true

[brittle robin]

https://tenor.com/view/thunder-cross-split-attack-tcsa-you-fell-for-it-fool-gif-24290983

[stone crag]

i will be the first person to make a m-1 abrams mod for this game mark my words

[idle crane]

Is this real

[restive garnet]

grrrrrr modders grrrrrrrrr

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/modders-rage-rimworld-modders-gif-14062439637806424401

[weak crescent]

Modders will add Shrek for the people

Remember they voted to see him

[idle crane]

Shrek is added to every game eventually

[weak crescent]

Get out of ma arena

[idle crane]

shrillie

[random nacelle]

bro i got tortured

this guy got it worse tho

[jolly gorge]

You know what's even better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZlR45fIZI&loop=0

[devout hinge]

dont join the losers

join the winners at #1272825249892929608

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[devout hinge]

the macers are growing

the bandits are dying

[idle crane]

Macers are too strict why is a 2 handed mace clip not allowed

[devout hinge]

i made my guild yesterday morning

[devout hinge]

saary we allow #1272825249892929608 message

[idle crane]

Anyway they can come exist stop clowning each other

[devout hinge]

i love waging war

[idle crane]

Fair I don't notice that part

[weak crescent]

Is my Willie okay?

[wispy latch]

[fierce umbra]

idk let me see ur willie...

[prisma raft]

ouch

[steep oar]

I am a spectator of the fight

[main flint]

is there a way to watch a fight between the AI finish after u die

i wanna see if my teamates get back for me

[idle crane]

I don't think so I may be wrong tho

[wispy marlin]

bro wants me fr

[jolly gorge]

@worn heron

[uneven mantle]

w mans

[jolly gorge]

Pass it around

[weak crescent]

Time to smoke now

[jolly gorge]

😂😂😂

[steep oar]

We don't have that in Russia

[jolly gorge]

Russia over Ukraine

[uneven mantle]

is anyone able to possibly tell me how to get out this black room ?

🙏

[jolly gorge]

Lowkey think your stuck

[uneven mantle]

tf you mean im stuck cuh

nah but fr is there any way i can get the playtest

[wispy marlin]

apply for it

on steam

[uneven mantle]

ohh ok thanks

[steep oar]

when will the game be released?

[wispy marlin]

np

[jade grotto]

Why isn't there blood in the playtest?

[uneven mantle]

bro why isnt there multiplayer 🔥

[weak crescent]

Medicine guy laced my shit

[uneven mantle]

🤣

[ember flame]

am i cooked

[fallow palm]

How do you guys go in private matches

[ember flame]

wdym the game isnt online

[fallow palm]

And pick your armor and swords and shut

I only get to pick two options

[jade grotto]

Why isn't there blood in the playtest?

Why isn't there blood in the playtest?

[dapper saffron]

Have you tried reading

[jade grotto]

what?

[dapper saffron]

Read

There is literally text at the start of the game that explains exactly why there isn't any blood

[uneven mantle]

why isnt there multiplayer though 😔

[wispy marlin]

be honest who doesnt skip the intro of any game 😭

[dapper saffron]

The game isn't even out yet

[grand shuttle]

clientside

[austere herald]

lol

[grand shuttle]

what is the final class

[dapper saffron]

Are you swedish

[grand shuttle]

ja

[worldly heart]

anyone know why the arena mode isnt on the demo? i remember it being on the itch.io version i downloaded a while ago

[grand shuttle]

why are you wondering

[dapper saffron]

I recognize your name

[grand shuttle]

intresting

[weak crescent]

Last one for now

[jolly gorge]

Imagine the game actually has no gore even after the official release

[grand shuttle]

shut up

[soft osprey]

No u

[ebon flame]

naw , no way ppl are saying this shi in 2024

[main flint]

ur sigma tho

[soft osprey]

No…u?

[signal wedge]

That would be so funny

[main flint]

i know what kind of man you are

[mystic epoch]

u guys wanna work on a roblox game w me

[ebon flame]

dark and darker is so sigma

[mystic epoch]

community project ill give anyone edit perms for my game

[main flint]

im down what kind

[main flint]

lowkey dungeonborne is my shit

[mystic epoch]

kinda like a dark fantasy medieval game

[cold cliff]

lemme add one thing and a picture of me in memory

[tawdry solar]

Does anyone else flinch irl when a willie swings at you?

[upper atlas]

itch.io

[mystic epoch]

i wanna add a good combat system tho and maybe a parkour system if a wild hair finds it way up my ass

[mystic epoch]

bet add me on roblox - eatmyfishtaco

[mystic epoch]

anyone else rlly fw assassins creed unity?\

[dapper saffron]

What

[mystic epoch]

scroll farther up itll make sense

[dapper saffron]

Oh

[dapper saffron]

I played it alot when I was younger but I'm seeing its flaws nowadays

[mystic epoch]

you dont, you stay in that one map and take it like a good boy

[dapper saffron]

blueshock

[mystic epoch]

request the playtest version on steam

[grand shuttle]

good boy

[mystic epoch]

good boy

[uneven mantle]

wait how long does it take to get playtest

[young cradle]

how long does it take to get playtest

[edgy stirrup]

6 months

[cold cliff]

30 years

[mystic epoch]

it takes around a few hours for them to accept you because its manual

[uneven mantle]

i can give a secret sloppy topto get it tmrw

[young cradle]

EPIC

[weak crescent]

Halfsword will never be out

[uneven mantle]

🍆

[cold cliff]

what does your name mean🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

[uneven mantle]

[uneven mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-gif-20959421

[edgy stirrup]

true it will be like the yandere simulator

[mystic epoch]

anyone down to make a community roblox project w me

[uneven mantle]

halfsword gameplay

[pure moss]

guys how does this game affect shaq-s legacy?

[weak crescent]

Franky couldn't ever be close to that cretin

[mystic epoch]

his cock is cut off and eaten by kanye

[uneven mantle]

yo what

[cold cliff]

answer the question bro

[uneven mantle]

who here has married ranni

[mystic epoch]

me

[undone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/goidrain-monkey-monky-monke-monkey-banana-gif-14291974330062694179

[mystic epoch]

didnt know u could import files straight from games

[abstract salmon]

any way to make the game slow motion?

[pure moss]

virus

[mystic epoch]

no

[dapper saffron]

Not that I know of but you should add it to the suggestions channel

[mystic epoch]

not a virus u dont even have to download it

[weak crescent]

For those unwilling to submit

[pure moss]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-black-guy-meme50fps-interpolated-interpolated-crying-black-guy-crying-crying-black-guy-gif-23747218

[mystic epoch]

ghostface rn

why tf are these tracks so god damn long

[mystic epoch]

autistic kids communicating

[weak crescent]

My brother in christ

Whatever it is you're posting take it elsewhere

[ripe meteor]

does anyone think that removing gore made the game harder

[uneven mantle]

bros cooked

[mystic epoch]

no

[ripe meteor]

bc u cant dismember anymore so if you get a good hit on an enemy your weapon is just kinda stuck in there

[weak crescent]

Yes in this regard only

[jade grotto]

hi

[mystic epoch]

my balls itch

[jade grotto]

Mine too

[ripe meteor]

you can also make the case that its hard to tell where u hit the enemy but their animation will usually reflect that bc a prt of their body will either go limp or theyll hold where they were hit

[mystic epoch]

good

[modest estuary]

https://youtube.com/shorts/VRyShI1DcCo?si=9N9XIjS9r9Q5aRLl

https://tenor.com/view/heart-meme-meme-love-mulch-my-beloved-gif-14704624688291981802

[void pulsar]

hey guys do u know if getting into playtest is still quick or has demand gone up a lot?

[near arch]

both

[void pulsar]

ok cool thanks 🙂

[molten narwhal]

What's that supposed to mean

[idle crane]

It's done in batches so it doesn't matter how much demand goes up it will still be quick

The max batch size is very large

[jolly gorge]

You joined aug 11 and talking about getting mod

[mighty scaffold]

Has anyone attempted to speedrun the game?

I caught this clip on a run, i was doing tryna speedrun the game lmao

[uneven mantle]

yeah current record is 51:14 minutes

thought it was very doable but i havent tried

[mighty scaffold]

I've been tryin this past hour to get a couple good times

[abstract thunder]

Tap already

[mighty scaffold]

You should go for it also, but Idk if anyone knows this yet, but i figured out you can run faster if you just spam E or Q without a weapon in your hand

[uneven mantle]

yh fs ill give it a go

its really just the last few bosses where they arent difficult they just take very long to kill

[split cloud]

good helmet

[lofty parcel]

Bros gate keeping the helmet

[sturdy eagle]

Anyone else think punches should do more damage?

[uneven mantle]

itch.io

And also apply for the play test on steam, it’s just much better

[lofty parcel]

If ur wearing like the metal gloves I think they should.

yes

[idle crane]

Willie legal name is Wilhelm Fischer and guessing the W also stands for Willie?

[deep basin]

Wonder if the live animated blood will make you need a 4090ti instead of a 3090ti

[deep basin]

Le slight exaggeration

[lofty parcel]

go the the Half Sword Steam Page and scroll down and it should say like "Join Pre-test" and it might take a few mins or hours before they let you play it. There is also a demo that is fun too

Nah i believe the devs have to like actually manually accept everyone so it could take a little

np

[idle crane]

Willies email not real

[jolly gorge]

sigma

i can also make a guild or sum

for myself

[bleak blaze]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/821qP3HHT7s

[jolly gorge]

sorry if this is breaking the rules but when should i look out for a notification about being accepted to the playtest

[spice briar]

just check every now and then, i got accepted in minutes

[jolly gorge]

ahh i just requested a few mins ago so should be soon

[spice briar]

hopefully

[edgy bay]

I requested today and it only took like 15 mins for them to approve me!! Good luck 👍

[jolly gorge]

ahh okay

thankyou

[granite harness]

thankyou for the playtest access

[hollow fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/marlboro-cigarette-stalker-cigar-american-gif-3795977712542452023

Imagine how cool the game would be if we had this

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/newports-gif-23066187

[hollow fossil]

Red bull overated af
white monster with red marlboros goated with the sauce

[granite harness]

bruh how are u so good with controlling that sword?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/william-nylander-toronto-maple-leafs-uh-born-that-way-born-that-way-i-was-born-that-way-gif-21701355

[granite harness]

it almost look like you are actually in the game with VR

[devout hinge]

white monster is literally the most pussy ass shit ever made for only the most female of men

[hollow fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1267075667665621012/GSVJNQsX0AASEBi.gif

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-7778933474932262081

[hollow fossil]

White monster is either drank by femboys or 45 year olds

[tender quest]

no inbetween? you're with one or the other?

[jolly gorge]

what if its drank by a 45 year old femboy

[hollow fossil]

yes

[hollow fossil]

Touche

[hollow fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/199126650317832192/1229036997331517480/Iranian_take.gif

[devout hinge]

its only drank by femboys no 45 year old ever drinks that shit

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[grand shuttle]

you are ass

[tender quest]

[bleak blaze]

Fr

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/694696066179924028/1272731576513462344/speechmeme.com_8_12_2024_9_33_54_PM.gif

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-marvel-future-fight-marvel-future-revolution-netmarble-king-tron-gif-27203560

[signal wedge]

Creator

[restive garnet]

Willie

[weak crescent]

smacked him silly

[devout hinge]

MOVE TYOU UFAKCWIGN CAMERA

i fucking hate this clip so much

[weak crescent]

Lmao why

[devout hinge]

MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAMERA

SWING BETTER

[jolly gorge]

ughhh i really wanna playy the new test

[weak crescent]

I do in all my clips, I just was playing with him since spear boy

[devout hinge]

SPEAR BOYS DESERVE DEATH

[weak crescent]

Its called practice, I am getting good at quick kills with sword

[signal wedge]

So are you the creator of half sword? Like who exactly made it?

[weak crescent]

John Halfsword

[uneven mantle]

I think dodging in the form of small side and back steps in half sword would be a sick mechanic

[devout hinge]

stay still, use shift and wasd

[uneven mantle]

Ohh ok will do

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/remote-firestick-fire-tv-movies-cable-gif-17556691

[wheat fossil]

half word games lol

[forest gazelle]

are they planing to add a 1v1 option or splitscreen becuase me and my friend are addicted to the game and would love to be able to fight

at least ad split screen to minimize the use of servers

[devout hinge]

local splitscreen like on the same pc

[forest gazelle]

ok thats fine lol

[wheat fossil]

you can use remote play

[forest gazelle]

i think remote play can only show host's screen so it would have to be split screen still

[wheat fossil]

i wouldnt know because I never tried it, I just heard the mods say you could

[uneven mantle]

I wonder if someone will ever make a half sword multiplayer mod

[forest gazelle]

but yea romote play would be sick if you could figure out how to use 2 keyboards remote play only allows 1

[forest gazelle]

pleaseeee

[uneven mantle]

I mean it seems possible just very extensive and hard

[wheat fossil]

i hope they officially do it at most post-launch

[forest gazelle]

i play a car game beam.ng and someone made a multiplayer mod with hundreds of servers called beam.mp all you do is download

[uneven mantle]

I have been researching and attempting to start a multiplayer mod but I haven’t even got the basics down at all, but I mean if there’s multiplayer fucking stardew valley half sword can be multiplayer

[weak crescent]

Calling me out on my skills @devout hinge

[restive garnet]

Team of 10 ppl

[forest gazelle]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/it61UgO0DLReDImoL/d1337bufXEQP?invite=cr-MSxNZE4sMjU3NDQ4MzIs

[restive garnet]

You should open up the credit in game

[devout hinge]

armpit kill = no skill

[forest gazelle]

you probably cant say but will there be a loadout option to pick your desired weapon/helm and armour in each class?!?!?!

[devout hinge]

that was better

[weak crescent]

I just kill in any way possible

[devout hinge]

maybe slice his neck the next time

[weak crescent]

[forest gazelle]

lol

[uneven mantle]

If he’s not able to say I can give my thoughts if you want, in the first release of the game on itch.io which you can still play you can pick your weapons, I’m sure you will be able to on the official game later on

[forest gazelle]

nice and thank you

[signal wedge]

My adhd riddled brain will attempt this feat

[fair lake]

is there any requirements to be a beat tester

[forest gazelle]

no just send request

[uneven mantle]

No you can just apply on steam

[restive garnet]

I believe in you. You can do it

[weak crescent]

Can't believe I've been bullied for not getting proper neck slices

[tidal parrot]

playtest is a multiplayer?

[signal wedge]

You have to give galaxy high Marshall 400,000 dollars in Columbian cocaine

[frank scarab]

you should ask about the blood instead

[uneven mantle]

No unfortunately

[fair lake]

is there a low chance of getting accepted?

[tidal parrot]

sad

[weary yoke]

Just got accecpted for playtest. Loading up now. wooohoooo

[shy fog]

Including me

[forest gazelle]

i got accepted within like 3 hours i dont know if there looking for something specific or not but its worth a try

[uneven mantle]

Yeah, honestly I’m looking into trying to create a multiplayer mod but it’s too big of a task on my own but it’s 100% possible just not for me lol

[devout hinge]

nah everyone gets accepted

[frank scarab]

no they just accept everyone

[forest gazelle]

ok cool becuase i talked to a dev from another game and they say they look for people with high level steam accounts

[iron stone]

where can I find the official website of the game?

[weary yoke]

Before startup, it says I need to download Microsoft Visual C++ Runtime. Anyone else have to deal with this?

[forest gazelle]

w kill but L overpowered weapon

[weak crescent]

I just random select and use whats given

[cyan badger]

how do i get blood in playtest

[forest gazelle]

fair

[shy fog]

Its disabled rn

[uneven mantle]

You can’t yet

[shy fog]

for an upcoming event in tokyo

[uneven mantle]

Wait what event

[forest gazelle]

it says its disabled in loading

[shy fog]

Its a tokyo game show in september the devs are going to show it off without blood

[uneven mantle]

Ohhh cool

[frank scarab]

#updates message

[shy fog]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-blood-skeleton-dead-skull-gif-12380785053027811523

[cosmic mirage]

how can i play the playtest

[shy fog]

Request access

[cosmic mirage]

ok i did

[shy fog]

Now you wait

[cosmic mirage]

like how much

[frank scarab]

5 mins - 28 hours

[shy fog]

You get access when gta 6 drops

[cosmic mirage]

damn

[shy fog]

Slide me that compond v and you get access right away

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-homie-coffee-cold-brew-gif-15619195419405220985

[cosmic mirage]

nah iran out

[sour fiber]

why does the game require that I uninstall or reinstall c++ to play?

[shy fog]

Idk

[weak crescent]

I got homemade V

[shy fog]

Have you tried turning it off and back on again

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/protagonist-v-male-v-female-cyberpunk2077-cover-gif-26400425

[worn heron]

[uneven mantle]

This is legit half sword gameplay:

[uneven mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-gif-20959421

[shy fog]

Factual

[uneven mantle]

Shit didn’t load it looked like I was Shizo

[jolly gorge]

Fire mod needs promo

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/paulaliensmirk-gif-11590733483455756494

[shy fog]

I leave now the people need me

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-4439279616571508647

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/me-irl-skeleton-hitting-head-gif-25585248

[weak crescent]

Still waiting on the sticker

[hidden cove]

i need someones big brain

[uneven mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/kuntfetish-kole-k-kole-kimbro-vape-gif-26537003

[worn heron]

What mod? Is it on Nexus?

[uneven mantle]

Is this half sword chat?

[hidden cove]

So basically i got a new pc and im trying to redownload half sword and when the apk install finishes then it says i have invalid perms for the download and im braindead

[left river]

sorry try next door

[weak crescent]

Weed is friendly in all chats I like to imagine

[uneven mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-snoop-dogg-rabjouj-gif-21804700

Weed is a beautiful thing

[worn heron]

oh yes this is HalfSword Chat

Many weed and zero chat cooldown can be found in #general-catfish-🐱🐟 🗣️

[jolly gorge]

Type shit

[worn heron]

-# just so I don't break my own rules cough

[uneven mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/toilet-smoking-gif-25020845

[weak crescent]

I sent a bunch to galaxy to make stickers

[uneven mantle]

Toilet chores my spliff

[slow anchor]

That's it, I'm making the sticker

[frank scarab]

Hes making the sticker

[weak crescent]

I can send in better quality I have a few good ones

[slow anchor]

@weak crescent

[grizzled ingot]

i dont have any blood or gore in the playtest version can i fix that?

[slow anchor]

[uneven mantle]

Nope

[versed bramble]

youre not a reader are you

[frank scarab]

#updates message

[grizzled ingot]

not really

[weak crescent]

Take your pick

[versed bramble]

I can tell

[grizzled ingot]

they throw hands like their life depends on it

[uneven mantle]

Thanks

[frank scarab]

yes willie 2.0 is indeed more better at fisting then you.

[forest gazelle]

brooo

[uneven mantle]

Yuhhh

[slow anchor]

@weak crescent

[grizzled ingot]

ive read it and now it makes sense

[uneven mantle]

I am officially geeked up

[forest gazelle]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/itpbxX1HtZhAIEezG/d1337YOq8QZt?invite=cr-MSxaZ04sMjU3NDQ4MzIs
rate clip

[weak crescent]

Here since you liked them

Do as you please with them

This is all I wanted

[uneven mantle]

We need samurai armour and weapons in half sword

We need it

[weak crescent]

Pirates

[uneven mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-need-it-gif-14006288

[forest gazelle]

add some middle eastern weapons and armour

roman helmets

egyptian

[limber kiln]

Wait until modding is possible, or figure it out yourself.

[slow anchor]

Google lens can't find him

[raven belfry]

that pressing g stare

[limber kiln]

The game is set in 1480s I believe, no chance.

[frank scarab]

game is only focused in europe

[uneven mantle]

Nah

Yeah true but it would still be fucking sick

[weak crescent]

What’s wrong with it?

[terse musk]

1580*

[limber kiln]

An Arquebus gun is planned, but don't hope for others.

[forest gazelle]

aah okay well middle eastern weapons would have still been around its not like the middle east didn't exist at that time

[raven belfry]

it would be really funny if there was an arquebus that just, desecrates the opponent

[weak crescent]

Middle East was still there 1400s

[limber kiln]

False.

[forest gazelle]

fr they didn't just disappear

[slow anchor]

Nothing, I just wanted to see if google lens could find something similar

[weak crescent]

Lmao I’m surprised it didn’t show the obvious results

[frank scarab]

time period changed, you're info is outdated

[limber kiln]

This is a HEMA focused game, however. Maybe they'll consider it, but don't plan on it.

[uneven mantle]

We need velociraptors

[mystic epoch]

i they should add a mode where you can shoot matchlocks or sum

[limber kiln]

At the very least it's not the 1580s

[weak crescent]

“Listen middle easterners could’ve lived in Germany is all I’m saying”-Willie Rogan

[terse musk]

Sorry I thought you were talking about the time when this game is based

[uneven mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/paris-2024-australia-juegos-olimpicos-breaking-dance-gif-7101768638517118786

[forest gazelle]

it was the mamluk islam period they all used sabers and stuff usually covered in gems

[uneven mantle]

Ahh

[limber kiln]

The game is meant to be set around 1450-1475 (potentially 1480s).

[worn heron]

they are, this game is based in the 15th century, which in turn lands in the 1400's

hope this explains a little more 🙂

[weak crescent]

Bro I have an example from 16th century in my city that has every ring of chain mail with allah engraved in it insane work they did

[uneven mantle]

Plug chill but he got that freaky za

[worn heron]

these Willie edits are getting me

[weak crescent]

I’m glad you liked I’ll make more soon

[limber kiln]

What I am wondering about is how far along kicking is.

[terse musk]

dammit I thought this was the Hellish quart discord server

[uneven mantle]

Hey all credit to @weak crescent

[terse musk]

my bad

[worn heron]

it be like that sometimes

no worries my mans

[weak crescent]

All I’m happy to see is more memes in here

[worn heron]

[limber kiln]

My guy why are you posting F3X builds from roblox

And it does look good

[weak crescent]

I never played hellish

[slow anchor]

I saw that reaction

[uneven mantle]

Wait am I tripping or imagine elden ring with rolls still but half sword combat

Keep in mind I’m fucking faded but…

[terse musk]

You only need a friend to play it because it allows streaming

like you dont need to buy it if you have someone who can stream

[worn heron]

what if you don't have friends :c

[mystic epoch]

^ @limber kiln

[frank scarab]

just buy the game

[uneven mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/say-what-dunno-shrug-john-krasinski-idk-gif-16557956

[severe seal]

what if you cant

[uneven mantle]

Wait am I tripping or imagine elden ring with rolls still but half sword combat

[mystic epoch]

steamrip.com

[limber kiln]

This an Assassin's Creed based map, or your character just got that outfit?

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/owlkitty-pirates-pirates-of-the-caribbean-jack-sparrow-captain-jack-sparrow-gif-26780511

[severe seal]

what if you cant browse

[limber kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/die-hylics-dedusmuln-wayne-pongorma-gif-24396530

[mystic epoch]

just my characters outfit, im working on a dark fantasy middle ages game, like the intro to assassins creed unity type of feel

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/die-roblox-spongebob-vetex-gif-23528961

[limber kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/hylics-wayne-pongorma-death-gif-22708536

Don't post that shit here.

[severe seal]

i said what if you cant browse

[mystic epoch]

it was a prank

[limber kiln]

We can talk about piracy, but don't LINK IT

[severe seal]

fr

[uneven mantle]

I need someone’s opinion

[mystic epoch]

just a youtube prank

[severe seal]

also we should move to general 🙏

[dapper saffron]

Half of that garbage is packed full of viruses anyways

[mystic epoch]

nu uh my pc is still alive

[dapper saffron]

Yeah and you have 30 trojans logging your keys

[severe seal]

i was gonna say that

[limber kiln]

I'm no mod, but remember that this is an official community server for a business basically

[uneven mantle]

[worn heron]

don't worry, we are on it

[uneven mantle]

Wait what did he post

[limber kiln]

I just wanted to set things in perspective

[severe seal]

steamrip link

[worn heron]

We appreciate it

[uneven mantle]

The fucks that

[severe seal]

trojan

[limber kiln]

Piracy.

[whole parrot]

piracy website

[uneven mantle]

Ohhhhh

Yh I js looked it up makes sense

[dapper saffron]

The only time I pirate games is if it doesn't have a demo and I'm not sure if I want to buy it

[worn heron]

"how to get free Bitcoin.."

[limber kiln]

Most of us have done it before, you don't need to justify why you did it
It is shitty but at the very least it's not buying Grey market keys

[severe seal]

i bought postal 2 so i dont get bullied 🙏

[mystic epoch]

nah i only use it for really old games

[uneven mantle]

Imagine Elden ring with half sword attack mechanics

[mystic epoch]

like the original gta trilogy

[dapper saffron]

Games that aren't on any major game platform like steam?

[severe seal]

chat dont you think we should move to general chat

[uneven mantle]

Too late

[limber kiln]

Good idea, John Halfsword

[mystic epoch]

original gta trilogy not even sold anymore

[neon pond]

guys, imagine elden ring but iwht half swird

[severe seal]

i used r/abandonware to install nfs carbon

[uneven mantle]

Yh that’s what I’m saying

[dapper saffron]

Yeah and abandonware

[dapper saffron]

your

[limber kiln]

Huh, first time I saw a Captain Falcon pfp in a long ass time.

I mean, we'll have kicking soon, so that'll be fun. now to just add fire particles to the legs and fist and you could basically be Captain Falcon

[frank scarab]

yarp*

[limber kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[tough yew]

soontm

[uneven mantle]

Why is his face moving

I thinks it’s time for me to go to bed chat

[dapper saffron]

I wasn't looking at it close and I thought it was the spongebob drink guy

[worn heron]

I understand I apologize

[static skiff]

half sword vr when? 👅 👅 🐟

[sterile sedge]

hello i want to ask how to play the tournament mode

[vague kelp]

HOW IS BRO ALIVE

[frank scarab]

june 16 2025

[chrome flame]

Willy sex doll when?

[dapper saffron]

3 minutes

[hollow fossil]

i just cut their legs so they stay down

yeah i wanna know too

[hollow fossil]

I don't see the options
guess it's closed now : (

https://halfswordgames.com/ i went on this

[dapper saffron]

What

[hollow fossil]

when they said offical page i meant like this

[jolly gorge]

#1087768514024181870

[tough yew]

thanks for reminding me to play hylics again

[limber kiln]

No problem
Also try out Felvidek if you like Hylics, it's got funny middle-english styled language

[tough yew]

da I have finished Felvidek long ago

[idle crane]

awesome

[granite harness]

my IRL shoulder dislocated lol

[tropic arch]

tis but a scrach

[sturdy eagle]

Especially if they have a helmet too that would knock them out instantly

[frank scarab]

this, he meant this

[idle crane]

you do more damage when you have gauntlets on

[mystic epoch]

attention to detail lowkey crazy

[brazen cloak]

wholesword

[main jungle]

is the blood gonna get added to playtest or nah

[brazen cloak]

i believe in september

after the tokyo thingy or something

[main jungle]

goat

[frank scarab]

also gore and blood 2.0 isn't finished

[jade grotto]

@everyone

hi

[fleet stump]

[alpine lynx]

it doesnt work here dumbfuck

[shy island]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/399965638250201098/1040954726591774781/A55C039E-7C46-41EF-9B25-56AA4606B90D.gif

[molten narwhal]

Oh, apologies. It was a joke but my humor is stupid and retarded

[shy island]

i should get instead

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[molten narwhal]

no @wraith glade should

[wraith glade]

what

[frank scarab]

5 mins - 28 hours

[molten narwhal]

get mod

dom teg

[jolly gorge]

Guys
They all fell perfectly lined up

[haughty plank]

how do i play with my friend??

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/whatif-matrix-make-gif-723526056553365657

[frank pier]

man, I gotta stop getting stabbed by blunt weapons

[haughty plank]

Is there any way I can play with my friend?

[frank pier]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message still not over this btw

[frank scarab]

playtest no, itchy.balls no, abyss demo kinda.

[faint totem]

1000 yard stare

[jade grotto]

Guys guys

[jade grotto]

look

[frank scarab]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/2

[jade grotto]

cap

[brazen cloak]

the maces feel very heavy in the playtest

[brazen cloak]

which i dont doubt they were irl

im considering redownloading the abyss demo now but idk

[gilded frigate]

They're actually pretty light, atleast the one handed ones are

[brazen cloak]

i see

[sleek raven]

add skibidi toilet

[graceful cosmos]

I like the part when i do high Damage settings for both player and npc. we both die alot :) and super quick

[idle crane]

Who deleted the willibidi toilet sticker

https://tenor.com/view/seeth-meme-memes-2023-goofy-ahh-disintegrate-gif-14577750081686364738

[brazen cloak]

noooo

great mace was so powerful in the demos

[idle crane]

great mace is still awesome

[brazen cloak]

is it in the playtest

[idle crane]

yeah its just rare i think its on the class 3rd from top

[brazen cloak]

oh ok

[dim iron]

how do I get to the arena area or was that a diffrent playtest?

[timber marsh]

where is the blood in the playtest

[jade grotto]

@buoyant pecan

@buoyant pecan

[tiny marsh]

they're not including it yet

they're OBVIOUSLYYYYYYY working on it

[devout tartan]

hello, does someone play half sword on pc which specs:rx 6600, ryzen 5 3600?

[frank scarab]

#updates message

[devout tartan]

pls tell me how much fps in half sword

[tiny marsh]

i think there was better alternatives they could've done

[old hound]

Should be alright

[tiny marsh]

lower graphics, but you should be good mostly

[frank scarab]

and what is it?

[tiny marsh]

maybe a option to enable or disable it, not a dev and i dont know how the game show would work so maybe theres restrications

[jolly gorge]

The blood isn't even done yet.

[tiny marsh]

literally what i said earlier

[tiny marsh]

e

[jolly gorge]

So what do you want them to implement? What would there to be turned off and on?

[devout tartan]

bro i play half sword on laptop with i5 10300h and 1650 so on mid settings it was 60fps

[tiny marsh]

they couldve gave us the demo blood in the playtest

[balmy sigil]

Idk if i could be a game dev with how many thousands if times i have seen people ask where the blood and gore is when it tells you on startup and how many times they have said "its coming"

[devout tartan]

i think so

[tiny marsh]

ahh i seeee

[jolly gorge]

This, exactly what I was gonna say

[tiny marsh]

60 fps is good bro

theres people who have it worse lol

[heavy valve]

the sword is a killer

[devout tartan]

now i have laptop with i3 3gen

its not the same (((

[amber whale]

i get around 20 - 30 fps at best with 1280 - 720p resolution and lowest graphics in half sword with occasional spikes down, but its still fun

[tiny marsh]

see people who have it worse

gotta be thankful man

[devout tartan]

so what

[tiny marsh]

honestly i was surprised when i got playtest

[devout tartan]

is that bad when someone want to play to have fun

[tiny marsh]

I didn't think they would generously give it out like that

[devout tartan]

not to see 20 fps

[amber whale]

im happy with the playtest, it feels like grappling is much more improved than the demo

[devout tartan]

so can someone give me an answer

[tiny marsh]

especially the hand to hand combat, its very satisfying

[amber whale]

i agree i play hand to hand frequently to try fun takedowns

[devout tartan]

ur right

[balmy sigil]

Your should be fine man, im running a ryzen 5 3600 and a rtx 2070 super and its smooth for me

[tiny marsh]

I cant wait for the gore for hand to hand, I tried looking for other games that have the mechanics like how half sword does it but nobody can do it apparently and its only half sword

[gaunt echo]

why cant i get past the interact stage of the ig tutorial

[devout tartan]

but rtx 2070s is way better than rx 6600?

[amber whale]

i was just thinking about that earlier, i turn player damage and npc damage to very low so i can have long bouts of fist fighting, i cant imagine what it'll look like after 10 minutes of constant hitting and slamming

i'm thankful there's a body density option too, it makes wrestling easier

[hallow tree]

https://imgur.com/VOzLb8K

[balmy sigil]

Only slightly

[hallow tree]

i got a gtx 1660 super how bad is that

[tiny marsh]

way to fun

[devout tartan]

so thank u man

[tiny marsh]

yo i dont remember the blood being like that 😭

[uncut glen]

there is first person?

[devout tartan]

v

[frank scarab]

yes

[devout tartan]

press v

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810334976176029716/1079125477505122334/uncaption.gif

[alpine lynx]

swit

[balmy sigil]

Fetcher

[devout tartan]

heres somebody russian speak?

[alpine lynx]

ENGLISH ONLY

[gilded frigate]

Truthfully everything is getting improved

[devout tartan]

😦

[jolly saddle]

I do

[tiny marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spooky-scary-void-woah-crazy-creepy-reddit-orangesucks-error220-gif-18320314

[devout tartan]

is that a rule or something like this?

[tiny marsh]

no way they jsut giving out GIF permission just like that

[crimson sedge]

hi

[alpine lynx]

yes its a rule

[crimson sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rosariomuniz-muniz-banana-gif-15519585

[devout tartan]

where is it described

[gilded frigate]

YEEEES

[hallow tree]

absolutely peak

[heavy hatch]

wolf

[devout tartan]

its just a question

[crimson sedge]

is my wolf skin

[hallow tree]

https://imgur.com/VOzLb8K

[alpine lynx]

gurh

[hallow tree]

i love half sword :3

[iron stone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-insane-gif-21702784

[signal wedge]

Same queen

https://tenor.com/view/skin-raw-skin-jacket-gore-blood-gif-23347482

[timber marsh]

guys wheres the blood in the playtest

[frank scarab]

#updates message

[signal wedge]

Mods, give this man the silly guy role!

[timber marsh]

yes please

gimmie blood\

[jade grotto]

GOREEEE

[frank scarab]

guyz how to enable bluddd in playtesticles

[timber marsh]

yes

[tiny jewel]

[alpine lynx]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3N5MmxrOG14YnRqYzhsd2d4eG1peTVkdWVjbjYzb3Vhb29oZnRmZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/mtY26FGwbcDQk64avU/giphy.gif

[timber marsh]

h

[lapis canyon]

guys when I hurt myself outside of the game red juice comes out, what the hell is that

[timber marsh]

make it a thing we ccan turn on and off

[timber marsh]

RAAHHHH

[alpine lynx]

yall how to enable coom in playsex

[timber marsh]

why no e sex in playtest

[jolly gorge]

I just found them like this officer, I swear...

[timber marsh]

why is there so many mosquitos biting me

[frank scarab]

tokyo game show and this

[signal wedge]

They're under your skin

[signal wedge]

You have to free the mosquitos that are under your skin

Release them

[lapis canyon]

is there a feedback channel for the playtest? or some forum?

[frank scarab]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1262488181035630634

[signal wedge]

This is actually a fan made discord

[lapis canyon]

oh thank you

[jolly gorge]

@little verge YOOOOO

I SAW CASEOH PLAYIN HALF SWORD

[signal wedge]

That was the talk of the chat two days ago

[lapis canyon]

thats fire

you woldnt be able to kill him through all that fat

[errant harbor]

i get a boner when playing thjis game lol

[signal wedge]

Ok lil bro 💀

[sharp lark]

Gus, how to enable dismemberment mode if possible?

[frank scarab]

#updates message

[signal wedge]

Smartest anime pfp vs silliest melon

[alpine lynx]

[grand shuttle]

are the devs swedish?

[signal wedge]

They're actually Romanian

[little verge]

Oh yeah he streamed it last friday brought in allot of new users.

[signal wedge]

McWonderBeast in particular is from Bosnia

[grand shuttle]

but why the swedish flag

[signal wedge]

It's a guise

[little verge]

Blood and gore are disbaled for the playtest.

[grand shuttle]

whats a guise

[cosmic mirage]

why

[opal sundial]

just like how franky is secretly big brother

[sharp lark]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-sunboy-санбой-gif-20837117

[signal wedge]

A false flag, a ruse

[grand shuttle]

but it is a real flag

[signal wedge]

The devs thought that them being from Romania would hurt the game

[sharp lark]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-eggcat-gif-25127046

[iron stone]

freaksword gaytest

[opal sundial]

this guys denser than a neutron star

[grand shuttle]

hell yeah

[signal wedge]

McWonderBeast was a Bosnian politician who ended up being community manager

Hell, Rubber, the mod is from Croatia

[opal sundial]

and he works for big brother (franky)

[little verge]

It is temporary blood will be coming back.

[frank scarab]

a bit outdated but still usable

[grand shuttle]

ok

[signal wedge]

Yeah see, "Outdated"

[little verge]

Yeah a few more countries now.

[signal wedge]

False from the start.

[alpine lynx]

yeah frank is swedish

[signal wedge]

Thats what he wants you to believe

[jolly gorge]

U BOSNIAN???

[alpine lynx]

whar whart

[little verge]

No.

[signal wedge]

Lies

[alpine lynx]

mcwonder for president

[grand shuttle]

is this just going to be a fighting game or like an adventure fighting game

[alpine lynx]

we dont know

[halcyon locust]

https://imgur.com/VOzLb8K

[opal sundial]

[signal wedge]

He tried to run for the president of Bosnia but didn't get enough votes

[honest cloud]

McWonder is an Argentinian death squad leader don't you guys watch the news?

[alpine lynx]

mcwonder is the devil himself

[signal wedge]

The devil is from Bosnia

[alpine lynx]

dont yall know

[honest cloud]

a despicable man

[ionic lichen]

Hi I'm new

[idle crane]

hello

[signal wedge]

Look a new Bosnian

[honest cloud]

malicious is his intent

[signal wedge]

Mantic the Hound is from Chille

Don't let them fool you! The truth must be revealed

[ionic lichen]

I have a question

[opal sundial]

mantic are you secretly from chile

[idle crane]

Im from Chile? how am i just finding out now?

[idle crane]

Ask away

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-shh-quiet-hush-shut-up-gif-21648270

[alpine lynx]

even worse mantic is br***sh

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/true-correct-dwight-schrute-rainn-wilson-right-gif-23822659

[opal sundial]

militus are you from the Baltic states

[alpine lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/dentist-teeth-john-finlay-tiger-king-hartz-iv-gif-16813299

[signal wedge]

Hark! An Antartican!

[ionic lichen]

Is half sword gauntlet available on android.

[signal wedge]

I can see the Silly Willy Forgetty drugs worked well on you

[idle crane]

it isnt on mobile. just itch.io

[alpine lynx]

[opal sundial]

[signal wedge]

Yeah it is

[idle crane]

if this is a bad teeth joke my teeth are perfectly fine

[frank scarab]

just play bloody bastards

[alpine lynx]

untrue

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1272632927687282738/Untitledvideo-MadewithClipchamp25-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[signal wedge]

Thats because you're from Chile and not Britian

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/family-feud-buzzer-wrong-answer-strike-survey-says-gif-16314402

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-16704157274113773062

[alpine lynx]

all brits have bad teeth!11! thats a fart!!!

[signal wedge]

Ok Rhodesian

[tough yew]

no, it would probably fry your android

[signal wedge]

Oh lord it's Fencer! He's an Egyptian!

[brazen cloak]

i believe it

[ionic lichen]

🥲

Sad

[alpine lynx]

fencer is from ohio actually

[brazen cloak]

i thought fencer was from fence

[alpine lynx]

ohio, fenceville

[brazen cloak]

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/british-britain-chad-gigachad-british-gigachad-gif-24302431

this is me in real life

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-take-a-shower-league-players-lol-send-this-to-league-players-gif-24707983

[brazen cloak]

youre a gif !1!1

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[brazen cloak]

uhhh

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[ionic lichen]

Look up

[alpine lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/british-beans-beans-on-toast-gif-15299625276338213805

[opal sundial]

just because it’s downloading ain’t gonna mean it’s gonna run

[idle crane]

Militus care to weight in on the subject?

[raven belfry]

hypothetical update: addition of stone cold steve austin and an announcement that development has ended

[tender quest]

beans on toast is bussin

[ionic lichen]

Nahhh😢

[opal sundial]

mods we need a summary execution right now

[idle crane]

i dont agree actually

[brazen cloak]

beans on toast

[alpine lynx]

false.

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/leespoons-u-wot-m8-gif-14609294

[ionic lichen]

I'm sad now

[brazen cloak]

beans go on pizza what

[alpine lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[tender quest]

with pineapple

[ionic lichen]

I hope dev release this game in mobile