halfsword-chat-⚔

[devout hinge]

prepare for 1000 more questions of where blood and how to get playtest

[worn heron]

The playtest will be automatically added to your steam library under "Half Sword Playtest" when you get the confirmation email 🙂

[gray crag]

@worn heron i hope we will get OG role for people who have been there before playtest, once people start to flood this server

[worn heron]

Well, sounds like y'all boutta get in

[devout hinge]

literally me

[loud river]

we gotta prep for a wave of "Where blood how class why crash" folks

[odd meadow]

Yes I am a OG from itch I DONT WANT TO BE LUmPES IN WITH THESE NOOBS

[idle crane]

I've been in since November too

[loud river]

This, I'd really like to be separate from the tide

[worn heron]

wait but then that's 20,000 people that need a role

[idle crane]

13th

[loud river]

I've been in here since november, but had to switch accs

[gray crag]

It has to happen

[west cloud]

yea me too i've been in since yesterday

[devout hinge]

lmao grandpa

[fleet stump]

If we open 1 v 1 PvP should we call it "Willie league" ?

[gray crag]

Make it some apply thing so only people that want it, get it

[tender quest]

You can use bots for that

[worn heron]

willeague

[loud river]

Willie Dueling

[idle crane]

7 day difference

[chilly summit]

is there gonna be multiplayer?

[devout hinge]

grandpa

[worn heron]

secret

[humble bloom]

Blueberry Dragon I think permissions are messed up, I cant see mod chat anymore.
How will I make fun of chat behind everyones backs now?

[devout hinge]

1984

[worn heron]

oh no

[iron sparrow]

please god i need multiplayer since mordhau competitive fucking died

[worn heron]

uhhh you click the dropdown tab for mod chats

[idle crane]

We need to know what to tell people

[echo saddle]

have you ever mentioned me in mod chat

[worn heron]

Sometimes it poofs

[echo saddle]

it would be an honor

[loud river]

I need to know If i've ever shown up 😭

[odd meadow]

I miss the old discord ui 😭

[gray crag]

People should make me mod ngl, vote for me you get free games

[stoic forum]

i never been in mod chat bcs i am a good halfsword citizen

[echo saddle]

boooo get off the stage

[loud river]

maybe when I was pissing my pants about being warned for posting a dude boxing a dildo

[gray crag]

I will solve world hunger.

[worn heron]

nos ex

[echo saddle]

boring

[idle crane]

Vote me mod I will let you post one unrelated gif in halfsword chat per day

[odd meadow]

GET IN LINE I ASKED FIRST

[loud river]

no I asked first

[humble bloom]

It don work

[stoic forum]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shaker-thug-hunter-thug-hunters-thugger-thuggin-gif-25386960

[loud river]

@tender quest and I are running as P and VP

[idle crane]

It's just like smokey the bear always says keep on trucken

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/furniture-table-gif-14713326

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-groundskeeper-willie-willy-fight-loop-gif-20365865

[worn heron]

Okay uhh check your settings and roles/permissions and see if all the channels are listed. Discord UI is wacky

[idle crane]

Tables are in halfsword try harder

[worn heron]

Ill also mention it to Adrak

Willie is banned from modchat

[polar ingot]

I'm getting my ass beat out here

[muted granite]

Lmao

[odd meadow]

Eh I'm too lazy to be mod 😔

[humble bloom]

I dont have permission to see my permissions

[worn heron]

[humble bloom]

I am powerless

[echo saddle]

is that why you cant see mod chat or smth

[worn heron]

They killed you man

[echo saddle]

whatever it is

[idle crane]

Quick while Willie is powerless kill him creatively

[sonic hawk]

yo guys how do i duel in this game? All I do is play on experimental

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrasonic-hardness-tester-portable-rockwell-tester-gif-22976604

[humble bloom]

I always was, but I could see mod chat up until I noticed I couldnt anymore

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cedrick-thats-my-boy-gif-26231559

[regal harness]

what time period is HF set in?

feels like 1300s-1400s maybe?

[echo saddle]

2019

[regal harness]

holy shit no way

[idle crane]

Mid 15th century

[loud river]

1430s to 1480s

[idle crane]

In holy Roman empire

[loud river]

in the HRE

[odd meadow]

Early 2000's

[ornate bluff]

how active blood in the test player?

[echo saddle]

up up down down left right right left B A

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/rule2-gif-20698394

[regal harness]

not til the japanese release is finished

[worn heron]

I mentioned it to adrak

[gilded frigate]

Of course Charlie didn't even figure out how to get different classes

[ornate bluff]

ty bro

[gilded frigate]

Tards

[regal harness]

they picked the lamest time in medieval history

:(

all my homies HATE the rennaisance

[worn heron]

that's how you really know we need flashing icon borders man

[idle crane]

Finally an exact place and time

[worn heron]

the ergonomic designing a mad flaw

[echo saddle]

we need 50 arrows pointed to them

[devout hinge]

literally pinned in #references♥_1450-1470

[gilded frigate]

People just don't use their fucking eyes or their brain

[worn heron]

maybe 51 for good measure.

[regal harness]

dark ages supremacy (they were more hardcore)

[humble bloom]

Ill see in a couple minutes if its persists off of mobile

[loud river]

RENNAISANCE?????

Bro is a lil empty brained

[regal harness]

ITS A HARD WORD TO SPELL

[humble bloom]

Fuck mobile

[echo saddle]

yes

[odd meadow]

We need a executioner sword

[idle crane]

I've never thought to check pins there

[loud river]

ITS NOT THE RENNAISANCE

[west cloud]

high temp gpu when epic settings

[loud river]

IT'S SQUARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LATE MEDIEVAL PERIOD

[odd meadow]

Truuuue they fucked up us mobile users

[echo saddle]

DUDE RENIASNIECE IS SO EASY TO SPELL!!

[west cloud]

unreal engine being silly

[regal harness]

IS 1400 NOT THE TIME OF THE RENAISSANCE

[echo saddle]

RENIASNIECE

[loud river]

NO ITS THE 16TH CENTURY TO THE 17TH

[odd meadow]

Reaisanse

[echo saddle]

(no minor spelling errors)

[worn heron]

Renaissance guys

please I beg

[idle crane]

Ryesauce

[echo saddle]

runsasauciece

[odd meadow]

I no spell goud

[regal harness]

HEY STUPID FACE

[worn heron]

[regal harness]

IM THE ONE IN THE RIGHT HERE

[unreal ocean]

how to change the map?

[loud river]

WHEN IS THAT FUCKER?

[worn heron]

Are you in the playtest?

[regal harness]

14TH-17TH

[unreal ocean]

yes

[loud river]

YOU KNOW WHEN THE FUCKING 14TH CENTURY WAS?

[humble bloom]

Of course discord is failing to update on my computer too.
Imma beat someones ass

[regal harness]

1300

[loud river]

THE FUCKIN 1300S

[regal harness]

YEAH

[idle crane]

Game isn't set in italy

[devout hinge]

hello henry

[loud river]

THAT SHIT AIN'T RENNYWENNYSAUCE

[regal harness]

SO 1400S WAS MID RENAISSANCE

[loud river]

FUCK NO

[regal harness]

YES IT WAS

[tiny torrent]

im feelin quite hongry

[west cloud]

WHY IS 14TH 1300 BUT NOT 13TH

[worn heron]

there's only the one map. The other maps you're seeing people play is from the itch.io version— our oldest public build

[regal harness]

IT ENDED IN THE 17TH CENTURY

[hard vault]

Feel quite hungreh

[west cloud]

BUT 15TH IS 14?

[worn heron]

it's fairly outdated, but it has a special place

[west cloud]

HOW

HOW

OSH

OASH

[regal harness]

CUZ THEY COUNT 0-100 AD AS THE FIRST CENTURY

[loud river]

The period we consider the renny to be is almost enitrely in the 16th century

[regal harness]

IT FUCKIN SUCKS

[loud river]

Not the fuckin 13th

[hard vault]

Wrong. 1400s is medieval

[worn heron]

15th century is the 1400's, just like the 21st century is the 2000's

[hard vault]

Now 1500s im not sure

[regal harness]

ITS LITERALLY NOT

EVERYBODY IS STUPID BUT ME

[odd meadow]

Idk anything that isn't 2000 plus

[unreal ocean]

Is it possible to change versions?

[loud river]

HISTORY.COM IS FUCKING BRAINDEAD

GET NOTHING FROM THEM

[echo saddle]

its obviously the 9th day

[worn heron]

the itch.io version is a seperate build available for download. Let me get you the link if you want to download it

[west cloud]

WIKIPEDIA

[regal harness]

15TH CENTURY

YOU MEAN

THE 1400S

[jolly gorge]

wikipedia is reliable

[loud river]

SIXTEENTH

FUCKER

[hard vault]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-gif-9388384639890532829

[west cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-head-head-smile-gif-12205170

[odd meadow]

I'm hungry SOMEONE give me pizza

[tiny torrent]

which is the 1400s?

[worn heron]

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[loud river]

bro bought the teacher propaganda

[regal harness]

it can be wrong sometimes but for casual online bickering its good enough imo

[echo saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/transat-deckchair-gif-11821517

[worn heron]

if you guys can reach the top of the mountain in the snow map... There's a big secret waiting for you.

that's all I can say about that.

[echo saddle]

i tried getting there and all that happened is that i fell down

[regal harness]

they were just trying to teach us to get shit from first hand sources

[devout hinge]

sex?

update?

[echo saddle]

willies weak legs cant walk up a rock

[worn heron]

it's not easy

[echo saddle]

i think i almost did it once

[loud river]

they didn't like folks doing their shit easier, but sure

[regal harness]

@worn heron SETTLE THIS RN, WHEN DID THE RENAISSANCE BEGIN

[unreal ocean]

Is it allowed to play with a friend?

[loud river]

There are basically no first hand sources anymore

[echo saddle]

2013

[regal harness]

hes so real

[odd meadow]

Last week

[tiny torrent]

2020 probably

[soft osprey]

14th century god damnit.

[regal harness]

google scholar:

[echo saddle]

hot take

[soft osprey]

Roku has spoken

[regal harness]

holy fucking shit

no way

[echo saddle]

it was actually the 9th day

in the universe

[worn heron]

The Renaissance was a movement than spread across the world, starting in the 14th century, however, it didn't reach Germany and Italy till about the 15th century

[loud river]

Who the fuck cares about when it began, when was the period that ANY NORMAL PERSON would see and call the Renaissance?

[muted granite]

HOLY SHIT I HIT SOMEONE IN THE SPINE AND IT MADE THE LOUDEST CRUNCH

[regal harness]

EXACTLY

SO

LATE 1400S IS THE 15TH CENTURY

WHICH IS WHEN THE GAME IS SET

[muted granite]

i broke him

[idle crane]

Ryesauce is today

[tiny torrent]

time to set foot outside gents

[echo saddle]

silly

[loud river]

When I say Renaissance, you think fuckin ITALY, Galileo, Da Vinci, WHICH IS THE FUCKIN 1500s, ALL OF IT

[echo saddle]

pee

[worn heron]

so, while you're technically correct, the German and Italian Renaissance were two very different things

[loud river]

Not ONE fucking historian would look at the 1470s and think "Hmm, Renaissance yep."

[regal harness]

THATS NOT WHAT THE ENTIRE RENNYSONCE IS

[loud river]

Fuck off lmfao

[unreal ocean]

@worn heron

[upper forge]

Give me plz playtest :3

[worn heron]

not at the moment. Sorry, I missed that

They're currently developing local splitscreen support atm

[tiny torrent]

up

[regal harness]

i still stand by my point

[jolly gorge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire#Reformation_and_Renaissance

[regal harness]

that the 1400s suck

[worn heron]

More will be revealed at TGS

[echo saddle]

rejected, send bombs to this users house now

[loud river]

Bro is a D1 pedant

[fossil valley]

hello guys, is it stated the exact release of the full game, or i can just fight endlessly in that dark cave-like room infinetly

[soft osprey]

Yes each century refers to the hundred years “before” I guess you could say. Ie. 21st century is 2000’s, 20th 1900’s and so on

[loud river]

You think the 15th century sucked? Say hi to the 14th century.

[regal harness]

middle ages > all

sorry not sorry

[tiny torrent]

You think the 14th century sucked? Say hi to the 13th century.

[worn heron]

there is no full release date yet, but you can sign up for the playtest for access to the arena mode right now 🙂

[regal harness]

the ONLY TIME the 1400s were cool was in japan

[loud river]

Early, High, Late. ALL DAY

[worn heron]

Alright, For the playtest, Go to steam to request access, wait for a confirmation email from the devs. From there you'll have the playtest available to install directly in your steam library, just please be patient as there have been 160,000 people accepted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending on who's online, it can take 1-12 hours typically.

[idle crane]

1400s are cool in europe

[upper forge]

u toxic

[fossil valley]

I already sent the request hope i get elected! i really enjoyed the Demo version so id love to try the full game!

[tiny torrent]

Please accept my request m'good lords

[loud river]

Better than most other times yeah

[tiny torrent]

Bless

[loud river]

It's not individual good lord, it's in batches

[idle crane]

They are joking. You have to wait a day or less. If you have requested access already

[echo saddle]

anyway if you request access they may give it to you soon

[regal harness]

eu4 player spotted

[tiny torrent]

anyways as for now, im enjoying this discussion.

[regal harness]

opinion discarded

[worn heron]

Sounds good! Everybody will get accepted, it just takes 1-12 hours. Keep an eye out for the confirmation email, it may slip into the spam inbox.

once you get the confirmation email, it'll be automatically added to your steam library under "Half Sword Playtest"

[loud river]

If you apply before the next 30 minutes, you're getting in on the next wave

[idle crane]

Never touched the game

[loud river]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Go here, request access to the playtest, and wait. When you get an email, it'll be in your steam library. It shouldn't take more than a few hours.

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[tiny torrent]

how was the 13th century guys, was the beer good

[echo saddle]

horrible

dont tell them i said that

[tiny torrent]

what it taste like elekz

aw dang it

[loud river]

fuck no, shit was pisswater

[echo saddle]

you missed half of my name!!

[worn heron]

villages were prime to pillage and burn back then

[tiny torrent]

mhm, notelekz

[unique epoch]

i was taught that medieval times ended when america was discovered

[echo saddle]

🥳

[tiny torrent]

me too

mostly from norse historical stuff

[fossil valley]

Thank You for the additional information! Is the confirmation going to be displayed on the Email i set my Steam account? Im not into early access things, this is my first time requesting.

[worn heron]

god damnit all good things came to an end then huh

[tiny torrent]

but i think it ended far later

[regal harness]

11th century plate armor my beloved <3

[unique epoch]

medieval was good?

[worn heron]

Yup! The same email linked to your steam

[soft osprey]

No it was historically very watered down

[unique epoch]

the roman empire times were better than medievals

[loud river]

Fuck off lmfao

[tiny torrent]

you cant have an opinion u havent lived in the 13th century

[worn heron]

bro, if I try to dual someone to the death over a difference in opinion nowadays I'll get arrested

[soft osprey]

Do you see who the fuck I am? I’m Roku mother fucker I’ve been around the block

[regal harness]

fr tho

[worn heron]

bros can't have fair fights 🗣️💯

[finite umbra]

ong

[loud river]

I love the Normans using 15th century gothic plate.

[idle crane]

I did it was watered down immensely

[unique epoch]

im not a great fan of nowadays ideals either hhehe

[regal harness]

you cant even own serfs anymore without being a prison owner

[tiny torrent]

i believe you

see i know manticbunsy lived in the 13th century

[fossil valley]

Alright man. Much appreciated!

[worn heron]

We're here if ya need something, don't hesitate to ask

[regal harness]

What Time Period Was Skyrim Set In??????????????//???/////11/!!//1/!/!/!/!/?!/1/

[tiny torrent]

21st century i think

[wide marten]

hello

[fossil valley]

such a friendly enviorment

[idle crane]

this man is the only smart one here

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-wrong-oscar-the-grouch-ding-dong-gif-25943635

[soft osprey]

I’m hesitating dad I need you

[tiny torrent]

bless

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-hell-motherfucker-keith-david-tales-from-the-hood-gif-3909159289998613028

[hard vault]

[worn heron]

the FUCJ

[regal harness]

albania my beloved

[loud river]

Michael Kirkbride my beloved

[soft osprey]

Don’t tell me you’ve never been down the elder scroll lore rabbit hole?

[hard vault]

I cant anymore

[worn heron]

I mean I know that shits extensive but I always tuned my friend out whenever he would start yapping in middle school

no passion for him!

[loud river]

me with the ASOIAF lore fr

[tiny torrent]

i used to be so into ASOIAF lore until the final season 😔

now i am again because of HOTD

[loud river]

Books are all that matter

[regal harness]

there are like 350 books in skyrim alone that all have a bunch of lore written in them

[tiny torrent]

aye im in the 4th book so far

[loud river]

The ASOIAF books are literally a different fucking series at this point

[worn heron]

me vehemently studying the book about lizard maid

[loud river]

I don't consider them related at all anymore

[worn heron]

(for the lore of course)

[tiny torrent]

GoT looks like a fanmade show when you compare it really

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/argonian-kwhanau-maid-gif-24006437

[hard vault]

Chat whats cooler? Medieval history or renaissance history?

[tiny torrent]

when was the beer not watered down

[true zealot]

knight holding gun

[regal harness]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[loud river]

Honestly, and the fan made shit looks professionally done.

[tiny torrent]

i love it

[worn heron]

Medieval imo, that's where everything started

[loud river]

You ever see CK3AGOT?

[hard vault]

Real

[worn heron]

I like the history behind it

[tiny torrent]

unfortunately havent had the time to look at CK3

[hard vault]

Medieval armor my beloved

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270523847212404817/twearking.gif

[jolly gorge]

daamn

[regal harness]

they 100% used handcannons as opium pipes right

i mena

look at it

[tiny torrent]

oh to walk the streets with a full plate

[idle crane]

All the charlie fans gotta see this or they are not true halfsworders

[regal harness]

the goriest and most brutal period in history will always be the coolest

[true zealot]

Praying for the day they add strangling damage, how do you defend against a cracked up fucking psycopath grabbing your throat like this while you only have a spear?

[loud river]

Renaissance martial culture is cooler though. Sicker weapons, the fencing masters, allat

[regal harness]

WW1, dark ages > all

[hard vault]

🗿

[loud river]

Worth a peek when you do

[modest estuary]

genious idea

[true zealot]

others in favour of strangling in half sword say aye

[modest estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-think-be-clever-be-smart-gif-10617231

[tiny torrent]

i will eventually, im very hyperfocused on Bannerlord and KCD

[hard vault]

I love mail hauberks and stuff personaly. But plate armor is good too

[regal harness]

eya

[loud river]

Oh shit Bannerlord?

[tiny torrent]

yuhhh

[hard vault]

I got both of em

[real jolt]

why are the demo and playtest different?

[tiny torrent]

hell yeah, taste

[regal harness]

bannerlord seems like TW but a lot more tedious and annoying

am i wrong for saying that

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[agile badge]

ty

[loud river]

I'm on staff for the ASOIAF and HOTD mods!

[tiny torrent]

theres a lot of micromanaging because the AI isn't that great

[soft osprey]

You’re alright bud

[gilded zinc]

is half sword multiplayer

[tiny torrent]

ohhhh

im in their server

[idle crane]

Playtest is made to be shown in person so they made a different build

[loud river]

Oh no not Realm of Thrones LMFAO

[real jolt]

huh

[hard vault]

https://tenor.com/view/mahk-bannerlord-battania-gif-22962894

[tiny torrent]

oh do you mean the warband mods?

or what

[soft osprey]

Bannerlord Willie?!

[hard vault]

While bannerlord dosent have the best graphics, its still awesome

[real jolt]

i just think the playtest is kinda boring since there's no blood

[loud river]

Ice and Fire and War for the Iron Throne: A Dance of Dragons. I'll send you the invite links

[soft osprey]

Realm of thrones is peak

[regal harness]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OFb7BgEJuo

if you dont just spam samurai as shimazu ur playing shogun 2 wrong

[gilded zinc]

is half sword multiplayer

[true zealot]

no

[hard vault]

No

[muted granite]

erm guys do u have any ideas on how i can lag less on half sword?!!!

(turning graphics down does nothing)

[real jolt]

don't think so

[regal harness]

Yes if youre schizophrenic

[hard vault]

Suffer

[tiny torrent]

put the resolution real low

[idle crane]

Focus on getting good at the combat its very rewarding. blood will be back after september

[gilded zinc]

shut yo bitch ass up goof

[loud river]

I must not speak a word...

[regal harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227848136714878986/1256956131213971456/attachment.gif

[muted granite]

it is

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-png-speech-bubble-gif-26086226

[hard vault]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-sigma-muscle-fire-smoking-gif-13767787376988329360

[tiny torrent]

to get more fps watch a playthru

[real jolt]

also i really like the concept of the demo

[muted granite]

wym

[tiny torrent]

mb its a joke

[soft osprey]

I’ll say A dance of Dragons has some cool stuff especially bravos

[muted granite]

lol

its ok

[soft osprey]

But rot is for sure peak as is

[graceful cosmos]

why b a mod. when u can be a rebel :3

[tiny torrent]

i havent played Realm of Thrones fully, i keep crashing unfortunately, even with just one mod

[loud river]

ROT is fucked man, basically every dev on the I&F and ADOD teams were booted off the ROT team by their lead Carolina. Dude is a fucking egomaniac.

[tiny torrent]

so im just playing eagle rising

[tiny torrent]

oooof

[loud river]

just see how he treats the folks who ask for help or inquire about the mod

[tiny torrent]

i also heard they stole a sword asset

[loud river]

Belittles them, insults them, bans them when they talk back.

[tiny torrent]

thats rlly unfortunate

[regal harness]

do we have any chad shogun 2 maxxers here smh

[tiny torrent]

ive been looking forward to thye mod

[tiny torrent]

TW?

[hard vault]

"I dont need plate armor when i go into battle id be too slow haha"
The conquistadors would beg to differ

[regal harness]

yee

[tiny torrent]

i have it but i keep losing i suck

[soft osprey]

Idk I used vortex and have had no issues. Must be skill issues unlike Rokus

[idle crane]

People dont understand what a playtest is do they? looking at https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 makes me sad and confused for the most part

[soft osprey]

So I haven’t seen that side of them

[signal wedge]

@soft osprey you seem to have competition

[soft osprey]

No not competition he’s literally like me

[near gazelle]

hellow , are they still aceepting people for the early access?

[soft osprey]

We are one in the same

Lovers if you will

[signal wedge]

Probably an op

[signal wedge]

Wait, what are we then!

[soft osprey]

Don’t you use fire stick?

[fossil valley]

I GOT ELECTED ALREADY!

[soft osprey]

So like.. dirt

[tiny torrent]

any other games like bannerlord, halfsword, and kcd gents? (i am in need of more of this media to consume) 😔

theres not much

[idle crane]

yes apply here https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[soft osprey]

I am the tv stick

[odd meadow]

True

[idle crane]

exanima is like halfsword but top down and fantasy

[signal wedge]

Nah you're the only one for me babe

[tiny torrent]

oh fk ive been following that game ever since i was 12 💀

[idle crane]

Kinstrife is a game that is having a playtest soon that is like halfsword

[loud river]

ROT is best avoided. If you're into ASOIAF and history, Ice and Fire is the way to go. It's entirely based off the books, and is doing their assets based off of historical shit only. One of our lead devs Ramsay has just completed the new armor system, it's peak.

[tiny torrent]

its still not even done, im gonna be 22

[loud river]

fuck this shit took years to send goddamn

[soft osprey]

You’re very sweet

[near gazelle]

i ask for the play test i guess now i just wait ? you know how long ? 🙂 thanks for the help

[tiny torrent]

im looking forward to it, ROT is really underwhelming for me IMO, i like warband asoiaf more

[signal wedge]

You press the stop button on my heart and fast forward my feelings for you

[true zealot]

what

[idle crane]

a day at most but you will be accepted very soon when the next batch is let in

[near gazelle]

ty

[signal wedge]

You input yourself in my train of thought and TV guide my consciousness

[split otter]

Do i count as OG since i played before moistcritical

[tiny torrent]

😭

[prime viper]

no

[soft osprey]

Depends do you use fire stick?

[fleet stump]

just got 2000 of you in the playtest, enjoy

[loud river]

here come the questions...

[soft osprey]

Get ready everyone

[true zealot]

do i count as OG since i played the itch.io version

[signal wedge]

Game seer

[soft osprey]

Adding 2,000 mentions of blood and gore

[tiny torrent]

ayeee i got the playtest, bless you gent

[fleet stump]

it's a bit crazy right now, we got 4000 request in .. 4h

[strange plover]

https://youtu.be/F295ELIZbAg

[tiny torrent]

cant wait for Half Sword 2

[loud river]

we need more mods on lmfao

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-known-khaleesi-daenerys-gif-5277920

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/braveheart-hold-shouts-gif-13268605

[void plover]

hello i whant play battle but i cant i just have the
training ground

[loud river]

Found @worn heron

[soft osprey]

Blame Charlie

[soft osprey]

That last comment lmfao

[tiny torrent]

love that it got more attention tho thats awesome

[true zealot]

whats the translation

[tough yew]

he didn’t play the rest of the tiers didn’t he

[brittle robin]

Where's update 0.4

[loud river]

suprisingly, the first is worse

[tiny torrent]

in my usb

[void plover]

how i can play battle ?

[muted granite]

hopefully itll optimise the game!!

[soft osprey]

In arena?

It’s a game mode

[loud river]

Can't post here shit is heinous

[muted granite]

win a fight

[loud river]

genuinely

[graceful cosmos]

wonder how this game will do on my old gaming laptop its got 1050 ti

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[soft osprey]

Check the pinned messages I posted the list of each tier game mode you can play

[muted granite]

i think leo means team fights idk

[true zealot]

time to find the comment

[muted granite]

or leo is playing the demo

[void plover]

so i can just have the
training ground and i don't know how to play for the duels

[soft osprey]

1st Tier-Fist play + Carnage(ffa) + Spoilance(grab a random weapon)

2nd-3rd Tier-Single Combat + Carnage + Spoilance

4th-5th Tier-Single Combat + Carnage + Small Buhurt(small team fight)

6th-7th Tier-Single Combat + Carnage + Small Buhurt + Brave Stand(4 less armed enemies)

If that’s what you mean

[loud river]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Go here, request access to the playtest, and wait. When you get an email, it'll be in your steam library. It shouldn't take more than a few hours.

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[void plover]

okay thank you

[tiny torrent]

GAHDAMN THE AI CAN THROW HANDS

I just got in 😭

im dying laughing

[soft osprey]

Boxing Willie is the most fun tier imo

[tiny torrent]

i can see why it is now

[idle crane]

we dont know what it is yet

[true zealot]

never

[west cloud]

dam

[true zealot]

tbh that could be a good mode to reintroduce the mirroring concept from the end of the demo

[muted granite]

cant believe jesus played the game

[true zealot]

like its a mirror of you for just training or fucking around

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-did-you-miss-me-miss-me-swords-passover-gif-11507066

[dire viper]

.

[tiny torrent]

thought it was robert baratheon for a frame

[loud river]

same

[tiny torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-baratheon-free-folk-free-folk-bobby-gif-9583492

[true zealot]

what the fuck kind of anime shit did I just do

[near gazelle]

hey question. is the playtest multiplayer?

[true zealot]

no

[dire viper]

do you know what does the number means?

[muted granite]

nah

[near gazelle]

OH

ok 😦

[jolly gorge]

for sure

[devout hinge]

youre so lucky that guy hit too early

[loud river]

huh?

What number?

[dire viper]

THE NUMBERS! WHAT DO THEY MEAN BVCK?

[near gazelle]

??? can i fight my friends?

[loud river]

I ain't in the mood bucko

[true zealot]

no

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/deepfriedwoomy-gif-20893284

[jolly gorge]

for sure

[near gazelle]

ok

[devout hinge]

its not though

[wheat leaf]

whats poppin goobers

[dire viper]

https://tenor.com/view/ailisnotgay-reload-anim-modern-warfare-gun-gif-1911-gif-20444052

[jolly gorge]

for sure it is

[devout hinge]

liar

[dire viper]

DONT JUMP AT ME!

[graceful cosmos]

Half Sword does work on my 2015 gaming laptop, i5 + 4gb 1050 TI. @ 720p Medium graphics level which is sufficable

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/kosach-stare-come-and-see-иди-и-смотри-1943-gif-9386646513791185205

[soft osprey]

I mean they might not be your friends anymore if you decide to fight them

[wheat leaf]

why do moistcritikal get the cool version of the game but i dont

[soft osprey]

But I guess you could like throw a sucker punch

[wheat leaf]

is this racial inequality or financial inequality

[dire viper]

i guess

give it a tryh

[true zealot]

request access through the steam page

[muted granite]

I will learn to live with the lag 👍

[jolly gorge]

cashapp me $2

[idle crane]

please dont spread misinfo to the new people

[wheat leaf]

3, final offer

[dire viper]

https://tenor.com/view/gigi-il-pirlo-gif-7791227938665575149

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ request access

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[graceful cosmos]

just did actually thus confirming it

[soft osprey]

Yeah only Roku gets to misinform

[devout hinge]

skill issue

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/ingsoc-apartment-big-brother-is-watching-you-big-brother-john-hurt-gif-10332425

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-spreading-spreading-misinformation-online-gif-4543841945782036495

[wheat leaf]

aw man i knew it was a skill issue

always is

s h u c k s

[muted granite]

just hope they fix it

[dire viper]

shucks?

[wheat leaf]

yeah?

[soft osprey]

No?

[graceful cosmos]

half sword gameplay in dark souls type. thoughts?

[dire viper]

ok ima get freaky i`ll be right back

[idle crane]

it would have helped if charlie put the link in his description

[loud river]

I'd kill myself

[true zealot]

full sword

[idle crane]

but oh well

[dire viper]

ima play cod on my playstation

[devout hinge]

well he said the game name at the start

[loud river]

Dark Swords

[soft osprey]

Loser

[graceful cosmos]

Dark Half

[idle crane]

but there are 2 versions on steam

[devout hinge]

thats more than some youtubers ive seen

[dire viper]

shush

[wheat leaf]

half souls

[devout hinge]

fair enough

[graceful cosmos]

half sword folks should make this after half sword

[true zealot]

perhaps even half life.

[dire viper]

one is a playtest one is a demo

[idle crane]

[stiff belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270712523989188639/ezgif-4-10b862b876.gif

[idle crane]

i know but new people dont

[wheat leaf]

when did they add the hand of god

[wide marten]

how often do they give away playtest access

[tiny torrent]

they just did a moment ago

[loud river]

Amygdala got bro

[idle crane]

probably alot today

[devout hinge]

24/7

[wide marten]

oh right

I just noticed

[muted granite]

im not the only one who grabs their hand mid swing right

[wheat leaf]

not often enough, im tired of living in darkness, unknowing of my own demise hiding behind the next lootbox

[devout hinge]

you are

[true zealot]

grab enemy's hand
drop my weapon
start beating the fuck out of them

only way of fighting

[floral stratus]

UNBEKNOWNST STRATAGY OMG

[wheat leaf]

most based shit i seen on here yet

[true zealot]

i think i have that sixth sense around me

[tiny torrent]

omg armor fights take so long

realistic tho

[wheat leaf]

i havent played much of the game yet, do yall find the armor actually works or is it cosmetic

[tiny torrent]

it works

[idle crane]

Fun round

[true zealot]

it works

[soft osprey]

It definitely works

[narrow fable]

IM JUST PLAYN DEMO AND ITS PRETTY FUN

[wheat leaf]

BLESS

[idle crane]

hit em good and hard

[tiny torrent]

i hit this guy like 50 times on the ground LOL

couldnt hit his head not used to the controls

[soft osprey]

Learning curve

[idle crane]

it works even better in playtest there is less clipping

[tiny torrent]

ill get used to it 😌

[wheat leaf]

i cant wait to try playtest if im able to

[shell torrent]

Try stabbing under his helmet! that for me was good practise

[narrow fable]

HOW DO U PUCH BETTER THO?

[wheat leaf]

looks waaay better than the regular demo

[soft osprey]

I find swapping hands sometimes works better with certain weapons

[shell torrent]

Load your swings, use momentum

[soft osprey]

I swap with polearm and greatswords

[narrow fable]

OK

[wheat leaf]

regular demo is borderline a fever dream, what hellish landscape consists of only darkness, pain, and brute murder

[tiny torrent]

he had like a neck plate, it was tough to find a good spot until he was on his back neck exposed

[tiny torrent]

i love longswords

[shell torrent]

if he bellyflop you know its over

[soft osprey]

That’s what half swording is for! To get between the armor plates

[tiny torrent]

its disturbing for me, the gut flowing out made my heart drop 😭

[soft osprey]

Stab stab stab

[tiny torrent]

fr

[coral moth]

too bad playtest doesnt have blood yet

[tiny torrent]

his neck area on the back was so big so head died immediately

[tiny torrent]

i would love that

[shell torrent]

they will add it, its literally the most advertised thing on their steam page

[idle crane]

we get blood back after september

[muted granite]

yikes

[true zealot]

or if we get #1 wishlist

[jolly gorge]

theres blood, for sure

[devout hinge]

my willie had spears and goedendags shoved into worse places

[wheat leaf]

They did what to your willie??

[idle crane]

I know its crossed out but that is a joke

[stiff belfry]

instead of adding goblins and mystical creatures why don’t HSG just add midgets

[true zealot]

taking this chance to repost an old picture of mine

[true zealot]

no if the game gets #1 on wishlist they'll re-add blood to the playtest

[tranquil ginkgo]

Que haces maestro, muchas gracias por el apoyo 🙂

[true zealot]

wishlist im stupid

[tiny torrent]

does shield bashing work on this game?

[stiff belfry]

add midgets please

very well

[idle crane]

Yeah they were joking. the joke is its impossible

[stiff belfry]

it is meta

[wheat leaf]

I think anything you can mash into someone’s face will work

[true zealot]

if they somehow do get #1 they will add gore back, it's a tough but worthy battle

[devout hinge]

say on skibidi

[frank urchin]

does the demo have multiplayer?

[stiff belfry]

STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION YOU FOOLS

[soft osprey]

It’s a joke in that it’s not realistic. If we do reach number one they will keep their word but it’s so unlikely to happen it might as well be a joke

[true zealot]

no

[idle crane]

no

[fleet stump]

We were joking, gore is coming back either way

[true zealot]

sooner if we get #1..

[stiff belfry]

they will not add back gore on any wishlist goal because gore isn’t done yet

[fleet stump]

But yeah, wishlists muh williessss

[idle crane]

read man

[true zealot]

we need to get #1 before september to show we are the best community ever

[stiff belfry]

it had to be rebuilt is my understanding

[frank urchin]

[coral moth]

i dont understand how fist fighting works
how are mfers swinging so fast

[wheat leaf]

Hold both buttons and flail

[stiff belfry]

mouse go wheeeee

[soft osprey]

Moving the mouse fast

[devout hinge]

hold both clicks and go wacky

[wheat leaf]

Not just one fist

[stiff belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266047228338896946/1269129851378335819/a_0a2891b2ba54d6ccf4fed1cd1d198414.gif

[soft osprey]

Hold left and right click and rapid back and forth

[coral moth]

lmfao that is hilarious

[wheat leaf]

Does double tap make a straight/cross ?

I haven’t tried that with fists yet

[true zealot]

double tap jabs

[stiff belfry]

yes but it’s incredibly hard to land + no damage

purely cosmetic

[wheat leaf]

I mean I doubt it’s any good with how this game works

Yeah

[stiff belfry]

hooks uppercuts and over hands

you only get rounded punches boy

[wheat leaf]

Uppercuts are so fun

You have to beat the last enemy

[tiny torrent]

game reminds me of like

overgrowth for some reason

[wheat leaf]

After the black dude with a scythe

You will get another boss, he unlocks full game

[tiny torrent]

oh is that so?

[tiny torrent]

ill try that later

[wheat leaf]

Absolutely not

I’m just bullshitting

[tiny torrent]

oh 😦

[wheat leaf]

Request access on the steam page

[idle crane]

there are 6 bosses in the demo btw

[muted granite]

nice jugular

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ request here

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[balmy wind]

The fucking 😦 has me sobbing

You are forever a kitten in my mind now

[wheat leaf]

Like in the dark place?

[stone briar]

is there blood added to play test yet? just got added but haven’t gotten a chance to load it up

[idle crane]

yeah

[muted granite]

guys i accidentally just did a neck stab when i unsheathed my dagger

[wheat leaf]

I’ve only got 2 so far

[idle crane]

no

[balmy wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892977756739088444/1268740434990202890/caption.gif

[idle crane]

after september

[soft osprey]

Answered already but PLAYTEST

[wheat leaf]

Like I said I’m fuckin w you, head to the steam page and request access below the wish list button

[jolly gorge]

my gif

https://tenor.com/view/when-you-secure-your-first-gif-24474254

[muted granite]

0:33

[balmy wind]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-i-aint-reading-all-that-reads-it-anyway-gif-13230556333532183416

[soft osprey]

God we need a warning label for new people about shit posters

[muted granite]

grr

[stiff belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268497078368079974/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[jolly gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270712523989188639/ezgif-4-10b862b876.gif

[muted granite]

GRAUGH

[devout hinge]

execute them

[idle crane]

People should just stop spreading misinfo especially when a surge of new people come in

[true zealot]

"im a little fucked up, but youll take care of me forever and ever, right?" - ted

version without the sword in his head if anyone wants it

[stiff belfry]

to be able to access #halfsword-chat-⚔ you must type “there is no blood or gore in playtest and the developers don’t know exactly when it will be readded” in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[jolly gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266047228338896946/1269129851378335819/a_0a2891b2ba54d6ccf4fed1cd1d198414.gif

[tiny torrent]

💀

[balmy wind]

Willie irl

[thorny snow]

Will this game have multiplayer at some in the future?

[tiny torrent]

this game is shoulder exercise

[devout hinge]

chat shut up militus posted another epic clip

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-news-news-donald-donald-trump-drumpf-gif-7676808

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[soft osprey]

Can we all just agree to not misinform new members so we don’t have to keep seeing the same questions over and over more than we already do? I’m all for shitposting, obviously but come on now

[loud river]

Thank you, yes

[jolly gorge]

for sure

[stiff belfry]

GO TO THE FUCKING #1087768514024181870 PLEASE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268497078368079974/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[loud river]

Also, can we get like 20 seconds slow mode?

[balmy wind]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dropped-this-king-you-dropped-this-queen-you-dropped-this-you-dropped-this-king-meme-you-dropped-this-meme-gif-25206668

[loud river]

At least for now

[stiff belfry]

wtf no lmao

talking in here when it’s slow mode is hell

[loud river]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 would have no slow mode

[loud river]

do that bucko

[stiff belfry]

it just makes chat so dead

[loud river]

this isn't chat, it's the Half-Sword discussion channel, #general-catfish-🐱🐟 is chat

[stiff belfry]

cause no one wants to stare at their phone or keyboard for 20 seconds until their allowed to speak again

[balmy wind]

Slow mode is the most annoying thing ever especially when it’s some weird number like 20

[loud river]

again, speak in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[balmy wind]

Half sword chat

[stiff belfry]

why shouldn’t we be allowed to freely talk abt halfsword

😭

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/couple-love-gif-26127385

[loud river]

too many questions

we bowl over new folk

it's not good

[stiff belfry]

i’ve been saying for years now just make it a requirement to read the FAQ to access this channel

leave a hidden word in there you have to type and it automatically gives you access to the channel

lots of bots have that capability

[soft osprey]

Skill issue. We had slow chat and it was absolutely jam packed with people still. Bad excuse

[last silo]

https://tenor.com/view/punching-you-big-rig-betty-wow-women-of-wrestling-throwing-a-punch-jab-gif-1042672233697771205

[tender quest]

years?

[soft osprey]

If people can’t control themselves slow chat would be better

[balmy wind]

I honestly don’t see any issue with the speed of the chat rn

[last silo]

bro?

[stiff belfry]

i’ve been out here w slow mode and it’s significantly quieter with slow mode

[stiff belfry]

expression

[loud river]

that is the goddamn POINT

[last silo]

anyone can rejoin servers you know?

[idle crane]

These peasants put up a fight sometimes

[last silo]

can you do a spin?

[idle crane]

what do you mean?

what kinda spin

[stiff belfry]

whenever you think you’re playing good, remember i play the best.

[balmy wind]

I had one instantly knock me out once with a mace after running up to me wearing pajamas and a hat 😭

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1243646572839829514/militussurfer.gif

[stiff belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270712523989188639/ezgif-4-10b862b876.gif

[last silo]

like this

hold on

[last silo]

LOL

[wheat leaf]

Play test access granted, finally I can kill shit in style

[last silo]

https://tenor.com/view/meka-x-lightsaber-star-wars-spin-gif-15391055

[vast cedar]

Hello, I downloaded the game and I only have the dark part, there is no arena, how can I access it??

[last silo]

this is what i do

[hexed horizon]

good evening everyone, is it normal for my mouse keys to be inverted in relation to the character's arms?

[muted granite]

2000+ people really joined?

[tiny torrent]

playtest

request it in the store

[last silo]

my pc is burning

[idle crane]

probably but you would most likely die just like in real life

[last silo]

😭

[balmy wind]

It should be in the #1087768514024181870

[last silo]

not really

[tiny torrent]

mine too on epic 😭

[soft osprey]

Fake news mods ban this man

[last silo]

lmao same

[tiny torrent]

but on high its solid

[balmy wind]

In real life you would just have your back slit open by anyone who knows how to use a sword

[vast cedar]

Thanks

[tiny torrent]

longswords swing so fast but i also get rekt so fast

[idle crane]

As soon as you turn your back on your enmy you are getting stabbed or pushed over

[hexed horizon]

good evening everyone, is it normal for my mouse keys to be inverted in relation to the character's arms?

[tiny torrent]

true, easy stagger for u too

[soft osprey]

No, you must have it inverted in settings

[fierce umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-guy-walking-with-strap-in-pocket-meme-gif-16789664752684698444

[idle crane]

especially if you were holding your sword reverse grip

[soft osprey]

There’s a toggle for inverting

[balmy wind]

Ask any fencer or HEMA guy on earth

[stiff belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1259064792623091762/twearking.gif

[fierce umbra]

gyatttt

[tiny torrent]

but can willie

[idle crane]

or anyone with common sense honestly

[fierce umbra]

why does this clash look so cold

[last silo]

i always hit them with a stab because i'm doing it in the perfect time

[hexed horizon]

i cant change settings right?

[muted granite]

that arm looks so nice to cut off....

[fierce umbra]

u can

[last silo]

LOL

[hexed horizon]

how ? ^^

[last silo]

bro knocked him back to the day he was born

[hexed horizon]

in a txt file?

[fierce umbra]

nvm u cant

u would have to touch the script itself

[balmy wind]

GYAAAAAAT DYAM

[stiff belfry]

i love half sword

[tender quest]

superpowers when?

[stiff belfry]

it is truly one of the games of all time

playtest 0.4 hopefully

[fierce umbra]

fall to thee knees! for thou shalt experience my new spell! caseoh horizontal force!!

[last silo]

😭

[last silo]

i think he farted

[soft osprey]

There’s a Trainer mod for that

[stiff belfry]

willie casts magic missile

[fierce umbra]

its only for the demo

[covert onyx]

that one kevin macleod song

[last silo]

oh i'm making a meme out of this

[fierce umbra]

i wish there was a trainer for the playtest imo

[stiff belfry]

the demo is crazy when it comes to player content

[tender quest]

not mine

[stiff belfry]

there’s player made slow mo player made multiplayer and player made trainers

[fierce umbra]

imagine using superstrength in the playtest

considering you already can lift people in it you could just throw them around

[coral moth]

is there some kind of technique to stabbing/thrusting

[fierce umbra]

no

[stiff belfry]

the demo had you as a fucking wrestling monster when it came to strength

[fierce umbra]

real

[stiff belfry]

you could just lift people off the ground with 0 momentum

[fierce umbra]

i could snap peoples necks with no problem

using my grab

i just wobbled them around and they died

[covert onyx]

i just want a gong edited on that hit

[stiff belfry]

i double legged a guy and then picked him up and slammed him into a table

[covert onyx]

ayo

[stiff belfry]

i wish the audio saved right

[fierce umbra]

moments before disaster

[stiff belfry]

it was just a super loud slam followed by the enemy willie calling me a wretch

[fierce umbra]

(hes staring)

[covert onyx]

io want that sound

[soft osprey]

Timing and luck

[hard vault]

Lightskin stare

[idle crane]

useuse alt instead of double click you can control distance and go london style

[stiff belfry]

oh willie my beloved…

[soft osprey]

[fierce umbra]

freakazoid

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270998341563584562/makesweet-fpt9ik.gif

[idle crane]

Hehe

[stiff belfry]

freakysword beta 1 drop tomorrow

[coral moth]

not sure how the alt button works for thrust

[fierce umbra]

well this is one hell of a scene

[idle crane]

hold alt you can thrust back and forwards with the mouse

[fierce umbra]

when you press alt pull your mouse back and forward to thrust

hold alt*

[coral moth]

oh fuck yes thanks

[safe surge]

the "Can't get up? Hold G to give up" has the same energy as "Can't cope with depression? Kill yourself" and it's hilarious

[coral moth]

[tender quest]

darn indeed

[stiff belfry]

sometimes though you just can’t get up even though your 100% fine

[placid relic]

im guessing a bunch of ppl came cause of moist criticals video

[stiff belfry]

like i swear i’ve had to hold W for like 2 minutes because right before i get up enemy willie will nail one hit to the head

[crisp vault]

where is the faq

[weak forge]

probably

[fierce umbra]

darn

[placid relic]

i came back for the playtest

[stiff belfry]

lol critickal did a halfsword video?

i saw this game on a random YT short of a guy getting mixed up in fist play

[placid relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F295ELIZbAg

[true island]

does raising ur weapon over the ai's head while they're on the ground make them surrender?

it seems like it does

[crisp vault]

where is the faq

[soft osprey]

I never give up. Too many times my Willie has stood back up from the brink of defeat

[stiff belfry]

yes

sometimes though

like they have to be low health or beaten on

[placid relic]

what is your question

[true island]

that's cool

[stiff belfry]

#1087768514024181870

[crisp vault]

where is the faq

[soft osprey]

Where is the faq

Lmao

[fierce umbra]

no hand no problem

[placid relic]

I dunno dude

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/fog-fog-horn-spongebob-the-fog-scary-gif-25590686

[soft osprey]

#1087768514024181870

[crisp vault]

faq is hidden by default im done

[soft osprey]

Good

Mods why is faq hidden please ban yourselves

[crisp vault]

^

[muted granite]

oh ok...................

[soft osprey]

Or make someone from the community a mod because the community has been more active in moderating than mods

[stiff belfry]

you should ban yourself

NOW

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-40123618314459872

[fierce umbra]

i have reached peak humanity, i just beat a big shield user while wielding a greatsword with one hand

[loud river]

Been saying this for days

[stiff belfry]

someone gotta remake the LTG lightning pic with willie

[soft osprey]

It’s just clear now

Influx and no mods to be seen

[loud river]

All the mods are good for at this point is banning idiots, and it's cutting that close

[stiff belfry]

the mods are fine

[loud river]

I warned em an hour before 😭

[stiff belfry]

blueberry dragon puts in hours

i always see that dude in chat

[soft osprey]

No they aren’t. There like a dozen mods and only 2-3 actually do something

[soft osprey]

And it’s mainly blueberry Sam and temo

[stiff belfry]

focus on the happy things in life

[soft osprey]

Really mainly blue

[stiff belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270712523989188639/ezgif-4-10b862b876.gif

[loud river]

@boreal path, @dense tapir, @tough yew, @summer plank, @little verge, and @worn heron are the only mods I've ever seen interact with the community.

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-brooklyn-nine-im-sad-that-makes-me-feel-sad-gif-11973098

[stiff belfry]

wonderbeast so chill too

[loud river]

3-4 more are always on and don't say a word

[stiff belfry]

they’re too busy enjoying half sword

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270998341563584562/makesweet-fpt9ik.gif

[loud river]

Sure lmfao

[soft osprey]

I don’t mind helping people but at this point it feels like we are doing the mods job answering questions and directing people lol

[loud river]

For real

[soft osprey]

Pay me please

[summer plank]

you did not need to ping, but alr

[tough yew]

aye my bad if I'm not being active cus I'm doing some stuff atm

[devout hinge]

i dont think mods are paid either

[loud river]

Either enforce more onboarding shit, or have more active mods PLEASE

[soft osprey]

That’s the exact response I expected

[summer plank]

we arent

[misty glacier]

Halfsword is fun and all but not as fun as a gas explosion

[loud river]

nah you're chill man

[soft osprey]

And issue with the mods lol

[idle crane]

bvckold about to be demolished

[loud river]

We respectin yall

[tender quest]

I was waiting for it too XD

[stiff belfry]

itsneverthatserious

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[loud river]

No rule against pingin mods

[soft osprey]

Idk the only two times I’ve seen victim in here it’s to scold people for pinging him lol

[loud river]

I wanted to let the good ones know who they are 😄

[idle crane]

you could have @silent tho

[loud river]

bro shouldn't be a mod then lmfao

[soft osprey]

For real. Don’t ping mods? Then why are you even here