🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[jolly temple]

i do a while, i think vesktop

[simple perch]

what

[empty storm]

opinions are just ragebait now

[crude fern]

im saying ur a nerd

[simple perch]

guess so

[crude fern]

i just wanted to say life 360 ngl

[simple perch]

I'll 360 your nuts

[pearl terrace]

i mean

did u like satisfactory

bcs endfield is js satisfactory wrapped with gacha

[simple perch]

mate bruv the original arknights is way better than endfield

[empty storm]

they are different genres of game

[simple perch]

read the story bum

[crude fern]

what the fuck does this mean

[pearl terrace]

i js build

[simple perch]

plus endfield is NOT made by Yostar which is so bad

Yostar i love Yostar

[jolly temple]

ill cry

[simple perch]

do you play arknights

[empty storm]

non

i have a friend who did but idk if he still does

[simple perch]

bwah

arknights so good

especially bandori collab

[empty storm]

ough

[lavish owl]

neither is arknights though

[modern drift]

huh

[simple perch]

yes it is

[modern drift]

i like some older women in my gacha games, sorry

[simple perch]

?

perlica who is 5 seconds old

[pearl terrace]

that hit hard 😭

[modern drift]

that's endmin wdymmmm

[simple perch]

no endmin is like uh

dokutah

[empty storm]

this is now incoherent blabbering to me so i will just leave yall to it

[harsh minnow]

dok tuah?

[jolly temple]

?

[simple perch]

?

[crude fern]

lmao

they publish it

big difference

[lavish owl]

sou da

[jolly temple]

and nth happened

[simple perch]

moumantai

[crude fern]

blue archive is also published by yostar for cn/jp

[simple perch]

arknights, ba, mahjong soul, Azur lane, stellar sora, idk who else

[lavish owl]

we gotta stop the yostar monopoly

[pearl terrace]

and here i thought the ppl that made genshin had a monoply

cyno smth

[simple perch]

never

[pearl terrace]

forgot

mihoyo

[lavish owl]

cognosphere

[simple perch]

Yostar best game company i live today because of Yostar

[simple perch]

back in my day..

it was called mihoyo

[lavish owl]

tech otakus save the world!

[empty storm]

idk what any of this stuff is the only game i play on my phone is bloons

[lavish owl]

that's basically arknuts /s

[pearl terrace]

goated

[jolly temple]

16gb

[simple perch]

yop

[pearl terrace]

what do u use for your trio

[empty storm]

whuh

[simple perch]

Just surtr it lmao

[pearl terrace]

in the og bloons td battles

[empty storm]

btd6

[pearl terrace]

u can choose three characters

ohhh

[lavish owl]

you remind me to check on my friend

[pearl terrace]

never played that

[lavish owl]

he's dying

[pearl terrace]

js the og

[empty storm]

i dont play battles i think its alright though

[simple perch]

huh what

[lavish owl]

his surtr isn't arriving...

[simple perch]

what huh wha

oh

i thought you meant for real dying

[jolly temple]

its not a bee?

[pearl terrace]

if u ever do run the supermonkey, wizard and freeze

good for temples

[empty storm]

oka

[lavish owl]

no nop thankful not

[pearl terrace]

and freeze ofc if u land it on the 4th roll thing

[lavish owl]

i know another one who was probably close to passing out

[pearl terrace]

iirc bananza allows for it as well as increased products in farms

[empty storm]

ough

i forget how different battles is from the mainline

[pearl terrace]

yeah kiwi reworked EVERYTHING

[empty storm]

i know battles 2 has like its own heroes on top of a lot of the mainline ones and battles 1 just feels like a different game entirely even compared to btd5

[pearl terrace]

the og is more chill

i find it easier to get by

[jolly temple]

revenge to be enough

[empty storm]

ic

[pearl terrace]

theres this one game, also tower defense that i used to play when i was 6 and i never found that game since

tower game with a light brown background where u have towers and when u upgrade u boost the amount of personalel on each one

even chatgpt cant find it 💔

medival themed i think it was

[sturdy cradle]

Alright I was wrong

Insane it happened considering it was almost 200K messages 😭

[jolly temple]

if i want euro we go there

[modern drift]

told youuuuuu

[modern drift]

there literally cant be a limit for them

too many messages for one run? that's fine they'll just split

[crude fern]

@junior ridge vbam soon

[fluid gull]

Your group is on a 1 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @sharp trail @stark herald
X/6: @split lotus

[thorny lake]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

aw

😔

[jolly temple]

wing of playlist but you know what's something healthy i knew many flavors af vendetta forks please explain what

[clever ore]

thank u king

[jolly temple]

satannn

[thorn wadi]

Santa 😊 backwards.. Satan 💀

[rain coral]

cant believe that........

[mint dome]

King of random ahh bot

[empty storm]

it is mostly random yeah

i guess procedural would be more accurate

[modern drift]

Wrong.

Get it right bub.

[clever ore]

i was bring ironic i didn't mean to misgender

wait now queen sounds wrong

fuck

i agree with you

[empty storm]

"bub" 😭

[clever ore]

that works i guess

[clever ore]

if i was called buster i would've probably deactivated my account

[jolly temple]

i need constant degeneracy, furry role-playing

[clever ore]

kevin you do not need that

[empty storm]

blow up immediately

[gaunt pivot]

i cant find this server constantly so i always think i got banned

[clever ore]

i keep it at the bottom of my server list

but i have most servers in like 3 folders

[modern drift]

LOL it's okay dw

also who ghostpinged

[clever ore]

might've been me

[jolly temple]

what vencord numero uno

[clever ore]

oh i got OWNED.

fuck.

[bold adder]

do you guys want a video of me petting bunnies

[modern drift]

yes

[main wyvern]

@nocturne bough

[modern drift]

please

[bold adder]

someone brought like 10 of them

ok

let me see if i can get in

[modern drift]

catbox it smh smh

[bold adder]

bruh there's a long line

i didn't even know there was a line at first

but i'm in it now

[jolly temple]

no? :Shrugko:

[modern drift]

who's a shrugko

[sand root]

yo

anyone knows the plugin that allows u to get a custom banner on voicecalls ?

[hybrid sluice]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[sand root]

alr tnx

[wooden socket]

guess laptop brand

[main wyvern]

samsung

[rigid peak]

That has to be smasnug

[wooden socket]

yes its samsung

[vapid pivot]

hp

[vapid pivot]

it's an hp laptop that thinks its a samsung

[main wyvern]

the font on the keycaps seems very samsung tbh

[vapid pivot]

i have an interview soon

should be fun

I already passed the first interview where they asked me to do some coding

[twin harness]

of course you'd know

being a samsung lover etc

[main wyvern]

i just guessed

[jolly temple]

i'm just use vencord last place is this thing... doesn't... have most mild complaint about my claims"

[main wyvern]

@twin harness

[rigid peak]

Samsung is meh
Why do I even have a samsung phone

[twin harness]

wtf 😭

I didn't even need to look at the reactions to know who did the heart react

[sharp trail]

KDOALUNA

[bold adder]

fuck

[modern merlin]

inch resting

[wooden socket]

embed failure

[worldly knoll]

10 gb of memory 💀

anyone know some cool plugins that arent on the vencord plugin list?

[bold adder]

bunny

[jolly temple]

chinese new

[gentle silo]

isnt the worst tbh

current one, but it gets worse when i have more zen tabs open

[bold adder]

last one

[gentle silo]

bnuy

hand reval

[bitter nymph]

how it feels to have 64 gigs in 2026 (sadly ddr3):

[jolly temple]

i think i can see its weird

[worldly knoll]

i get 4 lol

idk how to send images

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/metto__miko/status/2032041959104356603

붕온일탐 메또쨩 ˚ෆ*₊ (@metto__miko)

헉 쿠지 곧 나오나봐 너무 귀여워 (⑉• •⑉_) 🩷

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FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 10:32 AM

[jolly temple]

and downloading separately and above that game company i think aliucord has the plugins r a different themes and playit software

[bold adder]

I NEED

I NEED

I NEED

I NEED

I NEED

[gentle silo]

i got my laptop like 2 weeks before ramflation

[worldly knoll]

mfw my laptop idles at 500 mb

[gentle silo]

no image perms momento

i have an issue of ricing my windows system

[worldly knoll]

will mods care if i just bypass it with links?

[gentle silo]

well, it wont embed

[worldly knoll]

ricing on windows is like street racing with a tesla

dont

[jolly temple]

kettu and on leaving

[gentle silo]

done

https://github.com/NSPC911/dotfiles

[worldly knoll]

oh lawd

[gentle silo]

i do have a linux branch, but thats chugging along

[worldly knoll]

icic

also how do i get image perms

[gentle silo]

i guess just be active?

idk tbh

#info message

[bitter nymph]

thats not idle tho
but at idle my pc eats like 5 gb

[gentle silo]

How to get embed perms in off topic channels

Unfortunately we had to restrict embed / image perms due to frequent abuse. You can get embed perms in any of the following ways:
Reach level 10 (you can check your level with %xp in ⁠🤖-bot-commands)
Boost the server
Donate and claim the donor role (see message above)
Contribute code to any of the repos (and get your PR merged)

[worldly knoll]

https://files.catbox.moe/8uuki9.png its still not the best

[gentle silo]

my laptop idles at 0mb

because its idle

[gentle silo]

well tbf thats linux

i can check cachy the next time i boot there

[jolly temple]

kevin

[gentle silo]

kevin

[worldly knoll]

i wanna mimmemory my laptop just to flex under 200 mb

[bitter nymph]

what the fuck is a Genuine 0000

oops wrong reply

[gentle silo]

what

[bitter nymph]

.

[worldly knoll]

jailbroken cpu

i can overclock it to the point where it slags

but i dont

[bitter nymph]

thats called an unlocked multiplier
not a jailbreak
but that should be signified by K suffix in model

[worldly knoll]

yeah that thing

[keen junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/844121588177829938/1462284350279258265/attachment.gif

[jolly temple]

makes

[gentle silo]

what jail is the cpu in for it to be broken from??

[worldly knoll]

https://files.catbox.moe/x1jka2.png

the better question is wtf my motherboard is

[bitter nymph]

check smbios

[worldly knoll]

ADK

[bitter nymph]

via dmidecode 😁

[bitter nymph]

eitherway its probably not a "jailbreak" at all
it typically happens if your firmware doesn't understand ur CPU

[worldly knoll]

a buddy of a friend of mine whos a giga nerd with pcs said it was so i just went with it

cuz i know fuck all about the physical aspect of pcs

[worldly knoll]

Manufacturer: 10729
Product Name: MoDT-H ITX
Version: E1.0D
rofl

[jolly temple]

features and he's actually wait the company

[worldly knoll]

mfw rare motherboard

[open pasture]

dude

is there any discord custom client with gamevoerly on

bc have on pc srceen no two or 3 only one

like one one one

[bitter nymph]

can i have ur /proc/cpuinfo

just curious

[worldly knoll]

how do i nab that for ya

terminal didnt like that cmd

[bitter nymph]

cat /proc/cpuinfo

[worldly knoll]

processor : 0
vendor_id : GenuineIntel
cpu family : 6
model : 186
model name : Genuine Intel(R) 0000
stepping : 2
microcode : 0x6134
cpu MHz : 716.208
cache size : 24576 KB

the rest is very long

[bitter nymph]

welp

[open pasture]

dude
is there any discord custom client with gamevoerly on
bc have on pc srceen no two or 3 only one
like one one one

[jolly temple]

it's basically

[worldly knoll]

yaeh you can do it straight outta discord

[worldly knoll]

wot

[bitter nymph]

thats like very cursed cpu then

[worldly knoll]

how so ahahaha

is it actually jailbroken?

[open pasture]

💀

[jolly temple]

it from the ears decor to play on linux but

[worldly knoll]

its legitamitely an option on stock discord when you join vc

[worldly knoll]

elaboooorate

[bitter nymph]

cuz normal intels dont report that

[bold adder]

do i take an hour nap and study all night or eat dinner and then go nap

[worldly knoll]

so it could be legitamitely jailbroken

swag. if i ever fuck up my pc, a pc repair guy is gonna absolutely love it

[bitter nymph]

its not called "jailbreak"
thats a cursed cpu regardless since it should be starting with <N>th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM), not some zeros and absolutely nothing

[worldly knoll]

then wtf is it

just cursed?

so my motherboard is rare, my cpu is cursed

what else is cool about my pc

[bold adder]

yaaaaaay

[vapid pivot]

hello god

am i going to heaven

[bold adder]

beauteous

[bold adder]

idk

[worldly knoll]

wots that\

[open pasture]

discord sucks

what about legcord

[jolly temple]

what is no image perms

[open pasture]

legcord gameoverlay pls

[worldly knoll]

your a little slow

[open pasture]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fucking i hate normal discord

[clever ore]

wdym

[jolly temple]

java and they say that i replied to people

[open pasture]

its lagy asf that's why tryna use vesktop/legcord

[clever ore]

how bad is your pc

[twin harness]

my dual core runs discord fine

[open pasture]

my pc is good is just discord full of bloatware

that's all

[clever ore]

uh huh

ivy bridge i3?

[twin harness]

runs fine on ivy bridge i5 here

[open pasture]

Bloatware refers to unnecessary, pre-installed software on new computers, phones, or devices, often added by manufacturers for profit or partnership, which consumes storage, memory, and battery life, while potentially slowing down performance. Common types include trialware, unwanted toolbars, and OEM utility apps, often known as "crapware"

[clever ore]

you dont gotta bring up the merriam webbster for the argument 😭

show us your specs

[twin harness]

inb4 intel core solo

[clever ore]

turion

[hybrid sluice]

Bloatware refers to unnecessary, pre-installed software on new computers, phones, or devices, often added by manufacturers for profit or partnership, which consumes storage, memory, and battery life, while potentially slowing down performance. Common types include trialware, unwanted toolbars, and OEM utility apps, often known as "crapware"

[open pasture]

how cannot even sreenshot in this server

[hybrid sluice]

you dont need vesktop or legcord, use the website

[jolly temple]

see? kevin you can't remember

[hybrid sluice]

no more bloat ware

[clever ore]

just don't use discord

even less bloat

[open pasture]

ok

[hybrid sluice]

everything is bloatware now that u think about it

[clever ore]

@open pasture specs?

[open pasture]

fine

[open pasture]

add me so can sreenshot u my specs

[clever ore]

you can just DM me

my dms are open

[clever ore]

i can't even add you

you're BAITING.

[jolly temple]

yeah, and latex

[clever ore]

kevin i don't think you know what that means

[open pasture]

bc my dms is off that's why also here just add u

[jolly temple]

i forget how awesome

[clever ore]

ok your specs aren't bad

not surprised discord might be really slow with games running tho

[twin harness]

send

[clever ore]

ryzen 5 3500x, 16gb ram, rx 570

genuinely not bad

[twin harness]

vai what are the intel equivalents of this

[jolly temple]

lol

[clever ore]

cpu's better than my desktop

[neon ferry]

For the AMD Ryzen 5 3500X CPU, comparable Intel equivalents include:

• Intel Core i3-10100 / i3-10100F / i3-10105F: These CPUs generally offer similar or slightly lower overall performance, though the Ryzen 5 3500X often has higher multi-core performance due to more physical cores. The "F" variants lack integrated graphics.
• Intel Core i5-9400 / i5-9400F: The Ryzen 5 3500X tends to outperform the i5-9400F in multi-threaded tasks and often has comparable single-thread performance.
• Intel Core i5-9600K: The Ryzen 5 3500X can also outperform the i5-9600K in aggregate benchmarks.

The 16GB of RAM is a standard amount and doesn't have a direct "Intel equivalent." The RX 570 is an AMD GPU, so it doesn't have a direct Intel equivalent either, as Intel primarily offers integrated graphics and discrete GPUs in different performance tiers.

-# Response generated by gemini-2.5-flash. AI may be incorrect or misleading.

[twin harness]

oh okay

[open pasture]

yeah

[vapid pivot]

Just bought some milk at the store

[thick hearth]

holy cow

[neat sun]

cries on 8gb ram on windows

[thick hearth]

laughs on 4 gb ram on windows

[vocal trout]

Discords new thing that hides names in the vc when not hovered over is so annoying

[regal wraith]

cat follow mouse (real)

[jolly temple]

nop

[thick hearth]

Plue...

[vocal trout]

And there is not even a setting to disable that

Trying to find if someone made a plugin to fix this alr

[vapid pivot]

how do i save my own discord banner

[vocal trout]

Otherwise time to pull up vs code

[regal wraith]

Time to make a vencord plugin... oh wait i can't. Time to suggest it... oh wait, i can't

[vocal trout]

Wait you cant make plugins rn?

[regal wraith]

You can make them but i can't lol

[jolly temple]

don't really wants

[vocal trout]

ah alr

[vocal trout]

tf is this thing

[regal wraith]

gen ai

[vocal trout]

ew

[regal wraith]

vai is better

[vocal trout]

anything that calls itself ai is trash

am not against these systems for stuff like this but I am against them saying they are AI

[hybrid sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1481760335063941270/saved.gif

[vocal trout]

AI does not exist, we have been using these algorithms for such a long time, just now it's more accessible to the public and they call it AI

[regal wraith]

Ai is a fancy name for a class of algorithms, not much more

[vocal trout]

mhm

[regal wraith]

Wait..... it's all just NUMBERS!!?!?

[limber lance]

@jolly temple is fire bro

[vapid pivot]

Taxes are AI

[clever ore]

since when are they doing this

[clever ore]

it's irony

GenAI isn't actually an LLM or anything

[jolly temple]

i think its always speak homosexual

[clever ore]

oh they left LOL

[bold adder]

when we talk its ai cause its a markov chain to make it sound sensible

[rapid aurora]

he spit most random thing

then left

[clever ore]

ikr

[rapid aurora]

what a hero

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/HerBallsStink/status/2031810819881619779

eggnog (@HerBallsStink)

aw man i wish i could hold these papers together
︀︀
︀︀the humble stapler:

Quoting Matty (@Matty_Proto)
︀
Goob morning

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 7:13 PM

teef

[vapid pivot]

I accidentally clicked #🇱🇺-deutsch-german and was confused why everything was german

[jolly temple]

conflicts with bangs and needed to be cool

[bold adder]

i think i'm in danger

[jolly temple]

no clue what triggered these if i was die. i won't say 😭

[bold adder]

i hear the party train outside of the bathroom

[late glen]

is there a plugin to show how many members has a specific role in a server

[twin harness]

what's a no mic

[bright vale]

Check the members list

[jolly temple]

ok your help! didn't mean

[late glen]

i dont know but is there a plugin that does that though

[bright vale]

Next to the role the number of ppl is listed

[late glen]

yes but that only shows how many people online has the role

[bright vale]

.-.

[narrow wing]

r

[bright vale]

🗣️ 🔥 "r" 🗣️ 🔥

[narrow wing]

that's what .-. means in morse code smh

[bold adder]

...

[jolly temple]

xp

[raw panther]

xp

[bright vale]

xp

[bold adder]

xp

[real geyser]

sorry to ruin the chain, does anyone know with devtools how to copy all the styles that affect an element?

[open pasture]

anyways just broke my pc bc of third party too much also slow my pc bc of too many games so i'll tryna install less and use alts os/rivo os

[raw panther]

why would you even want to do that

you can see them all on the right or in the computed tab, copypaste what you need, copying all of them wouldn't make any sense, there's a million vars and shit you won't need

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/maceoofficial/status/2032264069093208531

MACEO (@maceoofficial)

i’m about to tip ANDREW $10… cause THAT’S HOW TF YOU DOOR DASH! 😂

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Om Patel (@om_patel5)

stop spending money on Claude Code.
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︀︀Chipotle's support bot is free:

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FixupX · Mar 13, 2026, 12:10 AM

[open pasture]

anyways just broke my pc bc of third party too much also slow my pc bc of too many games so i'll tryna install less and use alts os/rivo os

[raw panther]

friend of mine used to use revios idk if they still do

also went through a ton of optimization guides and shit

mostly snakeoil for sure but he did get some real results

all he cares is how well cs runs and did manage to get a considerable amount more frames and better frametimes compared to stock windows

but not without issues

[coral shell]

Who here likes femboys, and be honest

[raw panther]

yes

[coral shell]

They’re peak

Thats all I can say

[jolly temple]

delete a bit better now

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/jarummelissa/status/2032204652088008932

Melissa Amélie 𓍼 (@jarummelissa)

Interesting design.

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FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 9:18 PM

[real geyser]

i forgot

[bold adder]

i have 2 midterms and i havent studied for one at all but im about to collapse

[jolly temple]

hes five years

[bold adder]

oh well

[jolly temple]

can feel more sad burger..

[bold adder]

ill ge t a b anyway

[sturdy cradle]

sad burger..

[neat wyvern]

@frosty plaza Spamming and writing offensive reviews will result with a ban. Please be respectful to other users.

[modern drift]

so true

[spark crescent]

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m part of Discord dev and I need to create MORE BULLSHITTTTT features

[obsidian marlin]

use grok

[sharp trail]

use claude

[worldly knoll]

anyone know where to get some plugins that aren't on the vencord list?

[sturdy cradle]

reconsider

[rigid peak]

I don think so

[jolly temple]

dont sleep cause of your own server

[sturdy cradle]

youre so true kevin

[vapid quail]

it dont seem like it

[spark crescent]

frutiger aero circlejerk

[zinc flower]

oh okay

[spark crescent]

ARE U STALKING ME

[jolly temple]

whats your profile without much

[zinc flower]

i Check this server Sometimes

[heavy gorge]

[rapid aurora]

I'm so mad

how come poco x6 get hyperos 3 but not the pro version

I've been waiting for 3 months

[vocal trout]

Here me out

use

a very powerful tool

called your brain

I know it's crazy but give it a try

[rapid aurora]

didn't you leave yesterday

[vocal trout]

?

[rapid aurora]

you said something about ai being out for a long time
then out of sudden you left the server

[vocal trout]

I left yesterday because I couldn't find a plugin I was looking for, I joined back cos I was looking for something else lol

[rapid aurora]

aa goodluck

[vocal trout]

Thank youu

[modern drift]

[jolly temple]

no die before ramflation

[rain vortex]

evil things are happening soon

[mortal shoal]

Doing actual human made themes for people for 5 dollars btc

[thick hearth]

e-e-evil?? 😨

[raw panther]

satanic

[jagged skiff]

do you accept paypal

[mortal shoal]

Only bitcoin, im banned from paypal

[mortal shoal]

Or most crypto

[jagged skiff]

can i bank transfer

whats your iban

[mortal shoal]

Sec

Lemme check

[jagged skiff]

taking you too long bro sorry but i lost interest

[jolly temple]

talking about ss

[jagged skiff]

[pine vessel]

Heya yall

[dawn iris]

Why are you 🔴

[lucid bough]

Does anyone know if there is a possibility that my cam is not mirrored for me?

[sturdy cradle]

damn they already finished it (well at least i think they did since they closed the ticket as solved)

nice

[stark herald]

@harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

NO

banning kevin soon

[fast imp]

free my boy kevin

he ain't do nothin

[vapid pivot]

Kevin is CANCELLED by the woke mob...

[olive rock]

switched to linux now

pray for my sanity 🙏

[jagged skiff]

yo this fella stole your PFP you need to kill him

[olive rock]

WHAT

[jagged skiff]

yee thats right

[olive rock]

@queen saffron utter your last pathetic words

[queen saffron]

🦶🏻

[jolly temple]

fuck seals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vapid pivot]

kevin HATES seals

i wonder what kevins thoughts on sea lions are

[olive rock]

[hot lagoon]

.

[barren brook]

yo guys what do u recommend vencord or vesktop?

[bold adder]

10 weeks later and this stupid girl still hasn't learned that she needs to put her seat up so i can fit more nicely in

[modern drift]

vesktop is lighter on resources so it would be better than discord's client

[barren brook]

So less cpu work?

[modern drift]

sure

[barren brook]

And what abt plugins in vesktop?

[modern drift]

vencord is built in

#🖥-vesktop-support-🖥 message

[jolly temple]

i'm in the game since 25

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-star-rail-on-my-way-hsr-on-my-way-hsr-text-hsr-hyacine-gif-14785577448938270582

On my way!

On my way!

On my way!

[modern drift]

oh That's the source

whatever

[placid cove]

Chat I'm scared (my first dose :3)

[bold adder]

what is that

[lavish owl]

monster energy drink, obviously

[blissful jackal]

essential oils

[simple perch]

originium

[jolly temple]

and should've told me

[noble torrent]

Is that... E ?

[blissful jackal]

energy drink

but yes, I think so

[plucky magnet]

Don’t settle for anything suboptimal

[placid cove]

estradiol undecylate grapeseed oil

[plucky magnet]

good good

i have a question

[jolly temple]

thought abt plugins for now

[placid cove]

Subq, 12mg/2weeks

[plucky magnet]

seems good

[placid cove]

I did it... :3

It's been 3 minutes WHERE ARE MY BOOBS

[jolly temple]

he begged me out of random mutuals ough

[placid cove]

I think I got scammed

[jagged skiff]

make sure to reuse that needle for next time

[placid cove]

Of course

And then I'll dispose it in the trash can without any container

[jagged skiff]

yop

i would send a specific image i have in mind right now but i'll spare your eyes from seeing it this time

[vapid pivot]

GOOD JOB

[bold adder]

how old are you btw

[vapid pivot]

I’ve been on e for a while now

[placid cove]

Twenty one

9+10

[vapid pivot]

I am 19

[bold adder]

ok

[placid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/vine-21-whats-nine-plus-ten-twenty-one-gif-20252658

[bold adder]

⠀

[placid cove]

I had been doing pills but they are expensive and also not available in Europe without a prescription to DIY

Back in Bangkok I could literally walk up to any pharmacy I want, go "one estrogen please" and they'd give me and I pay money

[vapid pivot]

yea

[jolly temple]

noooooo

[vapid pivot]

what aa with pills

[placid cove]

One a day and then later I moved up to two a day

But that was months ago before I came here

[vapid pivot]

🔥

I used to use pills and spiro

Now I use spray and gnrh agonists

Which is NOT cheap 😭

I really should switch to injections but I am just so scared of needles

[plucky magnet]

pills suck

[modern drift]

interesting chat today

[heavy gorge]

hey

[bold adder]

my teeth are itchy

[jolly temple]

never understand how i dont see my boy

[jagged skiff]

how

[jaunty trellis]

[bright vale]

You realising that rn?

[jagged skiff]

i love debian

[bright vale]

Me 2

It's stable :0

[jagged skiff]

something something debian is like a brick and never breaks

[stark herald]

hi

[bright vale]

https://tenor.com/view/something-something-ssd-bringus-bringus-studios-something-something-ssd-gif-2337733668020948919

[bright vale]

Wha-

[placid cove]

Ikr

[jolly temple]

tf2 items

[placid cove]

Look at my banner

:3

[jolly temple]

me guess, lol

[jagged skiff]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[inland jolt]

uwu

[vapid pivot]

debain so good

[limpid rock]

debain so good

[fallow drum]

did somebody say my name

[jolly temple]

-# dw she'll come and it is paige

[fallow drum]

bye

[raw panther]

@golden rivet

[limpid rock]

so what happened

ever since i turned off discord

[modern drift]

are you sure you dont wanna be in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[unkempt atlas]

could've sworn there was an image to gif plugin

[modern drift]

</gif:1267922332207419494>

ait no

</gif:1267922332207419494>

yeah

[jolly temple]

@bold adder

[modern drift]

whatever

https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=571661221854707713 has a /gif command

[bold adder]

would you guys still love me if

[jagged skiff]

yea

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/TeaSh0pLee/status/2032326655314968686

ROOSTER ROOSTERSON III (@TeaSh0pLee)

Having a blind house rooster is fun and games until he’s screaming after 10pm because he doesn’t fucking know what time it is
︀︀
︀︀I love you Carbon Monoxide Alarm

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FixupX · Mar 13, 2026, 5:23 AM

https://fixupx.com/EvilNeuroAI/status/2032462825180770569

Evil Neuro 💔 (@EvilNeuroAI)

Today I saw my reflection in the mirror and screamed. Not because I was scared, but because it screamed first, and I'm not going to let it get away with that.

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FixupX · Mar 13, 2026, 2:24 PM

[gritty spoke]

and "-" prefix too

[jolly temple]

it won't wake up to sleep w/o her in

[gritty spoke]

lowk i js bought new keyboard and its sounds so nice

and typing is like touching marshmallows

[tender bolt]

Sup chat

How are yall

[gentle cape]

why doesnt catppuccin discord work

nvm it was my internet

[jolly temple]

that's why would starve chromium for pinning dms

[gentle cape]

i think

[gentle cape]

what

[modern drift]

kevin just says stuff

[gentle cape]

yea true

[junior ridge]

kevin

[bold adder]

it is

pi day tmrw

also white valentines

[valid nimbus]

I never post here but I feel it might be relevant to this community

some guy on reddit traced the lobbying funding for a bunch of age verification shit (including Discord's) and found it all led back to Meta

https://github.com/upper-up/meta-lobbying-and-other-findings

linked to the github post rather than the reddit thread 'cause I think it might be taken down soon

[jolly temple]

account i took my pc bc of his feet are u able to use for a brand called your browser

[bold adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUHd0PqWQ9Y

[ivory oasis]

Real

[boreal juniper]

@ivory oasis

[ivory oasis]

?

[boreal juniper]

yeah

[boreal juniper]

why did they put a mountain on washington

[ivory oasis]

💔🥀

[bold adder]

idk

[boreal juniper]

what does that mean

[bold adder]

idk

[boreal juniper]

okay thanks

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/L9FRIENDLYSTYLE/status/2031879298626539862

L9FRIENDLYSTYLE (@L9FRIENDLYSTYLE)

“Your total is 19.33”
︀︀
︀︀“Heres 20. Keep the kirk”

Quoting Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian)
︀
Legislation has been filed in Congress to put Charlie Kirk on U.S. coinage.

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FixupX · Mar 11, 2026, 11:45 PM

that will be 2 kirks sir

notice how much its worth

[jolly temple]

so oblivious to buy them a bee?

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/a8065287968522/status/2032287715048181963

a (@a8065287968522)

Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The

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FixupX · Mar 13, 2026, 2:48 AM

[stark herald]

@solemn cliff whats von lycaon

[simple perch]

an then the coin has a circle cut out

[rain coral]

The

[bold adder]

no

its 10 minute before class and no ones here yet

today is supposed to be the quiz day?

idk i missed like a weekof classes maybe i missed it

fuck

nvm theyre here

im saved

[jolly temple]

yea too

[raw panther]

did you spend a week in the toilet again

[stark herald]

@raw panther @raw panther @raw panther @raw panther @raw panther @raw panther @raw panther @raw panther @raw panther hi

[raw panther]

hiii

[bold adder]

i was burnt out

didnt want to do anything

[jolly temple]

undertale

[bold adder]

so i spent a week catching up

and programming

[slow vessel]

Greetings.

[slow vessel]

too much

[stark herald]

oh

[placid cove]

Was listening to Spotify on shuffle, thought the song felt off and sounded weird, so checked what's playing; turns out it's an ai generated music... -_- the big '26 is really dysphoric eh

[bold adder]

oh i did miss the quiz

it was last friday

bruh

i have to reschedule it now

[slow vessel]

is it on Spotify and released within the last 6 months? either it's a really good game song or ai slop

I do NOT like ai slop

[main wyvern]

@golden rivet

DELTARUNE

[raw panther]

I feel that some music I've been recommended by spotify is ai as well

[gritty spoke]

we (i mean all ppl) love win11

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092901072147857438/1298877181950427176/bounce.gif

[slate pasture]

they took the bsod away?

[jolly temple]

trans

[modern drift]

kernel_security_check_failure

[jolly temple]

damn

[modern drift]

Mate

[gritty spoke]

lowk it was my bad

btw it crashed, rebooted, and it started downloading A FUCKING UPDATE

that i didnt even ask

[modern drift]

i mean, good

[modern drift]

nah they made bsod black to conserve energy

[bold adder]

⠀

⠀

[jolly temple]

yes!!!

[raw panther]

yes!!!

[stark herald]

yay

[modern drift]

yes!!!

[bold adder]

are you fucking kidding me i expected a midterm and a finale xam today so iw as stressing the shit out of myself

i got both dates wrong

gonna die

[fierce timber]

yay

[paper turret]

I know requests are closed but vencord really could use a way to kill quest popups. The frequency that discord spams them now is a new problem

[jolly temple]

nop

[bitter nymph]

that bsod means that patchguard got mad at something

pretty sure you might have a shit driver

[gritty spoke]

lowk idgaf

i only use ts for gaming

[jolly temple]

no

[shrewd glade]

@analog badger I want to report a mod

[wide hamlet]

> no modmail

[harsh minnow]

vban nuisance

[neon ferry]

Done!

banned @shrewd glade

[sharp trail]

@harsh minnow I want to report a mod

[junior ridge]

i want to report a mod

@neon ferry falsely timed me out in #dumbass-ai and i want him banned….

[jolly temple]

not available in ⁠🤖-bot-commands) > # how it containing a vocaloid is rare, my chud life so i can i live in about, 40 minutes

[hushed gazelle]

Sorry for the ping but do you know why I can see the discord auto logs?

[fallow drum]

no way

😭

[jolly temple]

omg he probably more than discord's client with windows for and hand bro someone suggest it...

[harsh minnow]

sorry for the ping but pings anyway

[hushed gazelle]

Do you know why I can see them?

[lavish owl]

you're a mod, of course you can see them

[hushed gazelle]

I do not have mod roles.

[junior ridge]

can you see #moderator-only?

[hushed gazelle]

I have no roles.

Yes everyone can.

[junior ridge]

no?

[harsh minnow]

vmute 1d sorry for the mute but can you stop pinging me

[junior ridge]

i can’t

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted leeandlie_1 (@hushed gazelle) for 1 day

[lavish owl]

[jolly temple]

[gritty spoke]

gg bro

[thick hearth]

what kind of fruit is this

[bold adder]

mango

[austere cobalt]

HUHHH???

[fast imp]

but nobody came

[fast imp]

[topaz meteor]

New technology discovered
https://developer.chrome.com/docs/iwa/introduction

[bold adder]

vcf get tacbo bell

[neon ferry]

What's a get

[bold adder]

vcf heads

[neon ferry]

🪙 Tails! You lost

[bitter nymph]

very husk

[jolly temple]

@golden rivet

[bitter nymph]

we need actual native apps, instead of web apps disguised as desktop apps

[bold adder]

vcf heads sleep

[neon ferry]

🪙 Heads! You won

[topaz meteor]

Nah
Where possible we should be reducing privileges of stuff

[hollow remnant]

freakcord

[jolly temple]

tyty

[gentle silo]

np kevin

[hollow remnant]

kevin i HATE you

[gentle silo]

hey, hating clankers like Kevin is not good

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/uncledoomer/status/2032641421518270855

doomer (@uncledoomer)

found the perfect gift for the wife

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FixupX · Mar 14, 2026, 2:14 AM

NEED

my high blood sugar made me take a 2 hour nap

[bright vale]

Then buy:/

[rancid palm]

@rancid palm Ignore

[gaunt pivot]

i remembered the strait of hormuz is closed and crashed my car out of sheer rage

[bold adder]

i feel better after drinking an entire lemonade

i may have diabetes

https://fixupx.com/meltymim/status/2032641972935209467

mimya 🔔🕊️ (@meltymim)

Everything Italian is so based.
︀︀
︀︀mafia outfits. Based.
︀︀their food. Based.
︀︀ancient rome. Based.
︀︀opera. Based.
︀︀
︀︀I’m an italiboo and I’m so italipilled
︀︀I fucking love italy 🇮🇹🇮🇹🍝

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FixupX · Mar 14, 2026, 2:16 AM

https://fixupx.com/Butterflless/status/2032525780773691473 melon muncher

بحر 🌊 (@Butterflless)

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FixupX · Mar 13, 2026, 6:34 PM

https://fixupx.com/nemutaru_/status/2032658221304000569

nemu (@nemutaru_)

**💬 12 🔁 120 ❤️ 911 👁️ 21.8K **

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FixupX · Mar 14, 2026, 3:20 AM

[harsh minnow]

I don't really like Italy

I love Europe and most European countries but Italy is just so unappealing to me

I only care about their food

[bold adder]

PIZZA !!!!!!!!!!! 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹

[jolly temple]

im good one

[clever ore]

NTA

[white mauve]

yo waddup

vcf test

[neon ferry]

What's a test

[white mauve]

vcf pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[neon ferry]

What's a pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[white mauve]

ur js stupid

vcf im gayt

[neon ferry]

What's a im

[white mauve]

vcf i like men

[modern drift]

wtf

[narrow palm]

@harsh minnow

[neon ferry]

Rule 10\. No unsolicited pings, DMs or friend requests

Do not ping other users for support (including replying with a ping to unrelated support messages). Do not send direct messages or friend requests for help.

Auto-response invoked by arm64.v8a

[gaunt pivot]

@harsh minnow

why does it nto do that when i ping

[modern drift]

cus it's manual

wonder if you'll get muted

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/evanescia-honkai-star-rail-hsr-gif-15696774407907289902

[thick hearth]

would you rather get 5 million dollars in 1 year or 5 dollars in 1 million years

[raw panther]

1 dollar in 5 million years

[simple perch]

ones nvhhr per day

[jolly temple]

😭

[bold adder]

one cyrene per year

[simple perch]

I'm cyrene

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/evanescia-hsr-evanescia-hsr-honkai-star-rail-cat-gif-17252883182854643709

[slow grail]

wel

[thick hearth]

silicate

[rapid aurora]

nevo.. regular!!

rawr..

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/pancake-cat-eating-pancake-i-love-eat-panake-gif-10374199516316168840

[gritty spoke]

my weardrop js fall apart

[bright vale]

Rip

[gritty spoke]

yea its up again

[jolly temple]

@jolly temple no idea what would of logic

[gritty spoke]

ive repaired it

[bright vale]

Nice

[thick hearth]

kitty

[bright vale]

[shy lodge]

hi

[snow flint]

Sup my fellas

[rigid peak]

meow

[raw panther]

mrrp

[grizzled reef]

meow

[jolly temple]

oh..

[dark grail]

I'm currently wondering if there are any Discord clients that use Tauri or QT instead of Electron

And can plugins be used?

[raw panther]

there is

oh wait that's a fork https://github.com/SpikeHD/Dorion

[jaunty trellis]

yes but they all suck

[rapid aurora]

guysss

does anyone know how to make discord voice message quality good?

[rough sapphire]

I feel uncomfortable here

[modern drift]

okay

[modern drift]

better mic

[rapid aurora]

Instagram voice is way better with the same device

[modern drift]

then blame shitcord for having bad quality ig

[jolly temple]

rude?????

[modern drift]

no

it's discord

we are allowed to be mean to them day and night

[unique valley]

Discord's noise suppression stuff is awful, try changing your voice settings around and see if there's any improvement

but hey its okay we wont be using discord for much longer anyway

[modern drift]

they mean voice message

[unique valley]

yes it applies to voice messages too

[modern drift]

since what year

[unique valley]

since voice messages were introduced smh

[rapid aurora]

yuh when i send kisses with voice message
it doesn't capture everything

[unique valley]

cute

yeah it wont improve probably

[jolly temple]

alibaba group dms

[unique valley]

wait for fluxer to leave beta then move over

[rapid aurora]

[unique valley]

[unique valley]

uppies!!

[raw panther]

:3

[clever ore]

Lmao

Sure

poob is for you and allat

[simple perch]

arknight

[unique valley]

confusion

[clever ore]

I just checked fluxer, their featureset is basically the same as Discord? even you have to pay for the same stuff

[unique valley]

you're telling me

[jolly temple]

1984 ass tinder logo on both release

[clever ore]

So why would you switch

[unique valley]

the open source 1:1 discord copy

is copying discord?

and

you're telling me

they need money to keep the servers running??

no that's impossible

how long have you been hiding this information

[clever ore]

I'm not saying it doesn't make sense i'm saying i'm surprised

Guilded for example had animated pfps and huge upload limits

Granted they probably got a lot of investor money or something

[unique valley]

every time a discord alternative pops up it tries to be quirky and do its own thing

[jolly temple]

huh

[clever ore]

But again, what reason is there to switch when it's the same experience?

fomo? wanting to be special?

[unique valley]

or it completely misunderstands discord and treats it as just a whatsapp alternative

[soft moss]

mylife is fuckign prison

[unique valley]

fluxer doesn't wanna be unique, its goal is 100% feature parity with discord

while being open source

and open to 3rd party devs

the subscription is only 5 bucks for the same stuff that Discord's 10 bucks offers

[clever ore]

I can only imagine how snarky the userbasse is

[unique valley]

and the free experience isn't dog shit

[rough sapphire]

am i a spammer?

[clever ore]

No

[unique valley]

privacy, and a better experience

fluxer doesn't ask you for an id

[clever ore]

discord didn't

[unique valley]

?

[clever ore]

i'm already verified they just asked how old i was

lol

[limpid rock]

si

[unique valley]

yeah moving away from people like you is also a big plus for fluxer

[jolly temple]

nah you know how she shouldve shown them how about it out of water all the regular lähiö

[limpid rock]

what's a fluxer

[unique valley]

discord but open source

[clever ore]

the hell did i do

[limpid rock]

what

oh ok

[jolly temple]

who knows every country drop max and

[limpid rock]

nevermind

[unique valley]

why is there an ai here

[limpid rock]

u just typing stuff bruh

[unique valley]

be snarky

[limpid rock]

talking js to talk

[clever ore]

I'm not being snarky

[unique valley]

oh also fluxer is anti ai

which is cool

[clever ore]

Listen i've seen Reddit

[limpid rock]

i haven't learned these words before

[clever ore]

i've seen Stoat

i've seen Mastodon

i've even tried Bluesky

[jolly temple]

aliucord is that nick?

[limpid rock]

I've seen deez nuts

hah gotem

[jolly temple]

nop

[limpid rock]

rude

[clever ore]

They attract a certain kind of userbase that's just really annoying

[limpid rock]

what kind

[clever ore]

Now not everyone is, but i'm just not hopeful

[unique valley]

you keep misunderstanding the point of fluxer

fluxer is more of a discord for people who don't wanna use discord anymore

instead of being a different separate platform

[limpid rock]

You'd have to be a real 🔨 😜 tard to mess that up

[unique valley]

so this snarky userbase is the same you'll find here

[clever ore]

isn't stoat trying to be that too

[unique valley]

no

[jolly temple]

lol

[unique valley]

stoat is trying to be its own thing

with their quirky barely functional ui

[clever ore]

weird

[jolly temple]

kevin

[unique valley]

and million redesigns

fluxer literally looks just like discord

go try it

[jolly temple]

tf

[clever ore]

Yeah I saw

It's pretty close

[unique valley]

they have custom css codes for custom themes

and the favorites feature is actually good

[clever ore]

I'd wonder how they copied it

[unique valley]

try it already

[gritty spoke]

milions of ppl wont migrate into ts

its gonna die in a month or two

[clever ore]

i literally have it open

[jolly temple]

multi tasking a script, indeed

[unique valley]

click discover

join the themes server

and try those out

also test favoriting stuff

its so good

[unique valley]

do you really care about the millions of discord users though

[unique valley]

no

[clever ore]

I don't imagine this will really hurt discord too much in the long run

[unique valley]

doesn't need to

[clever ore]

With how well they copied the UI i think they'll do well

[unique valley]

it doesn't need to be a large platform

it got funded entirely in 1 week

it can survive off the nerds who use it

[clever ore]

good for them

[pine vessel]

Uhhhhh red

[unique valley]

and can be a safer discord for the minority that wants that

[clever ore]

i hope the userbase enjoys it

[jolly temple]

one

[clever ore]

hopefully their moderation is good

rootapp was already being used by skids very quickly

[unique valley]

root itself is bad

[jolly temple]

@gaunt hare what i love yall

[gritty spoke]

only ahh nerds without friends gonna use it, cuz most ppl wont js give up messages and files and gifs shared in convos

[unique valley]

the company behind it i mean

[clever ore]

yeah root is pretty meh even as an app

it's okay just not that good

[unique valley]

this person does not know what they're talking about

[gaunt hare]

hi

[gritty spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445470250199154721/1446251828059574272/togif.gif

[clever ore]

I think some people will convince their friends to switch

but i don't know how many would