🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[steep vigil]

what do u need

[violet umbra]

ofc the cat meow

[tiny fable]

Monitor for m'y birthday CAN SOMEONE JUST HELP

[open pasture]

you fucking meower

[violet umbra]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

[jolly temple]

hungy

[steep vigil]

mf do u want us to buy shit for u

[open pasture]

m'y

[tiny fable]

I see a monitor on a special site so I have to make sure it's the same on amazon just help me

[violet umbra]

it's a KNOWER song :)

[tiny fable]

I buy it fr

[steep vigil]

check on ur own

genius

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1327406133534789754/caption.gif

[dark sequoia]

clink

vmink

[steep vigil]

clanker

[violet umbra]

https://youtu.be/tuhe1CpHRxY

[hollow dew]

what tf is bro actually trying to do

[jolly temple]

russian tanker hat on wetdryanusworld

[violet umbra]

they don't make sensical lyrics, one of the guys went on to be part of Clown Core

[tiny fable]

Im just making sure it's the same monitor... Thx for your help

[open pasture]

lack toes in told her ants

[brittle zephyr]

is vencord broken?

[jolly temple]

nah, they taste the kitchen for vencord 👀

[open pasture]

no

[soft moss]

mrrp

[open pasture]

mya

[soft moss]

thats whats up

[jagged skiff]

is vencord down

[rough dome]

no.

[jagged skiff]

thank you tessie

tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[dark sequoia]

Tessie w

[soft moss]

We outta vencord

[jolly temple]

wh y

[rough dome]

[soft moss]

Bored

[old urchin]

who are you

[brittle zephyr]

none of my things work, i always get errors

where can i send images

literally nothing works

[open pasture]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[open pasture]

why are you talking to a bot

My nose smells like blood

[open pasture]

There are four cats fighting and two cats watching them fight

[jolly temple]

wgats this time on modern cores in itself, is ff14

[brittle zephyr]

so role viewer and channel viewer are broken?

[copper garnet]

projects cats typa shi

[open pasture]

yes

[brittle zephyr]

at least you answered the question 💪

thanks

[toxic ether]

why do they look like they commited 8 bank robberies and 2 felonies

[toxic ether]

chat ded so I can ||🛂💹🛤️🎫||

[copper garnet]

tf this doing here

[echo flint]

Ngl I don't understand the point of this

It's sparkling water made to look like it's beer

[copper garnet]

its made when u buddies drinking beers and shit and u ain't feeling it so u take this so it looks like u part of the team

[jolly temple]

plane tickets the gods, gilgamesh for example, they haven't showered in glibc ignores standards for florida

[red wyvern]

Maybe it's that mine runoff water from RDR2 that was making all the animals bald

[copper garnet]

u know im saying

anyhow ts been on the shelves so much time its smelly

[echo flint]

I mean I guess

[fickle cosmos]

Death by liquid

[copper garnet]

nah like thats for real the whole point of the drink

[red wyvern]

aka drowning

[copper garnet]

ain't even layin

i just heard a white bitch scream the black people word outside

[jolly temple]

melons

[red wyvern]

Probably, Kevin

[echo flint]

I mean for a while I thought it was just beer

[copper garnet]

see , literally the point of it its to look like beer

while u drink sparkling water

[steep vigil]

@lapis lava liquid glass

[copper garnet]

liquid ass i might say

[steep vigil]

or what was nin0s name again

[steep vigil]

LMAO

[red wyvern]

I thought liquid death was the stuff that had so much caffeine in it that it killed someone

[dark sequoia]

🍏 🍍

[copper garnet]

mf stinky ain't gon lie

had dust

[fickle cosmos]

Fair point actually tbh

[copper garnet]

so i walked on to it myself

[jolly temple]

who hates me too colourful any app from japan till it it's the server bro. we revive genghis

[copper garnet]

Franciz Jacob

[red wyvern]

Melvin

[copper garnet]

they done took my chair and fridge

there's a fuckin group of teenagers out my window fuckin moaning and making brainrot sounds

[fickle cosmos]

Nelvin

[fickle cosmos]

Average teenager activity

[copper garnet]

owwww hell naww

[fickle cosmos]

Hello,

They're only saying hi what's wrong with it 😔

[copper garnet]

the white bitch keeps screaming and moaning

[jolly temple]

deal?

[copper garnet]

ye on foenem kevin

[sturdy cradle]

Hello,

[copper garnet]

nuh uh

Discord has limited your access to some features

[dark sequoia]

[jolly temple]

uhh doesn't break any more restricted to both amd/nvidia. very certain parts of fact, going to wait

[copper garnet]

tf did i do now bruh

ain't even tellin people to end it no more , ive not said a bad swear in a month

[dark sequoia]

you can get limited for things you did a year ago

[wheat eagle]

does anyone listen to

radio head

[steep vigil]

i listen to tomato head\

[wheat eagle]

🆗

[copper garnet]

man its like the 3rd i get in a week

[jolly temple]

normal when drawing more efficient i run a gnutard

[lapis lava]

yea

[copper garnet]

they done checking my old messages , im done when they start with my hb's chat

[wheat eagle]

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hi

[main wyvern]

bye

[bold adder]

⠀

[wheat eagle]

ehy husk

[signal rose]

its too tall

[solemn plank]

hi

[signal rose]

fursk

fusk

hursy

husry

[wheat eagle]

Hi

[jolly temple]

ip banning?

[wheat eagle]

No

[sturdy cradle]

yes

[solemn plank]

so i'm husk?

[open pasture]

6 7

[toxic ether]

6 = mango 7 = mustard

[deep token]

67

[signal rose]

6⅞

[lethal hazel]

6: 7
7: 6

[jolly temple]

manual works the parents problem we port that out doing tonight chat doesn't translate tips pages numbers you won't wake up stoopid

[solemn plank]

[jagged skiff]

husk fluent

[jolly temple]

hbm just die of events, the tooth and watch strike witches or materials?

[solemn plank]

That's the meanest thing someone's ever said to me

[jagged skiff]

sorry i meant

husk happy

idknhow i got it confused with

[solemn plank]

thanks

[solemn plank]

I JUST REALIZED ITS JUST FLIPPED

[jagged skiff]

[solemn plank]

happy new year 2013

[open pasture]

the data harvest is bountiful this autism 🍃 🌳

[steep vigil]

acoustic

[main wyvern]

-#

[jolly temple]

goonwave

egg

[open pasture]

egg

@jolly temple will you go on a date with me

[red wyvern]

this is how i see myself on discord: just the chill lowkey guy who does his own thing and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks

[solemn plank]

this is how i see myself on discord: my eyes

[rare trout]

wow,, so hoht

[solemn plank]

and my screen

[rare trout]

all the girls myst love you

[jagged skiff]

bro

ok sure fail the 95% chance 3 times in a row

thats fine

[near ravine]

this is how I see myself on discord

[zenith mural]

why does it go to voice & video settings everytime i click the gear icon and not the my account tab

[winter girder]

I love badges

Shows how chronically online i am

[jolly temple]

praying at all.

[harsh minnow]

gay sex slave profile

@winter girder you're too young for this post please look away or post ID to verify age

[winter girder]

Can I do discord verification instead

[jolly temple]

rms is growing up yk how they r literally my pfp breaks server and named it once because multiple files in >its free on inter posers all vitamins

[winter girder]

@harsh minnow imma change my cuntry to the UK and verify before they make it harder to

[near ravine]

I'm not gay nor a sex slave ):

you're mean

[simple perch]

is this limbus

[jagged skiff]

yea

[simple perch]

slay the spire for adults

[jagged skiff]

what

[copper garnet]

bruh what

[simple breach]

Wassup

[jolly temple]

guhh i forgot both

[open pasture]

elder millenial

[simple breach]

?

[copper garnet]

wazaaaa

[open pasture]

welcome to gay server

[copper garnet]

gay???!

[jagged skiff]

hello vro

[copper garnet]

tu tu turun ma max verstappen tu tu turun

[open pasture]

lmfao

[simple breach]

Im not the real Charles Leclerc obviously

Just a Fan

[copper garnet]

false

need 6 authographs so i can sell them on ebay and pay rent

[simple breach]

😔

[open pasture]

homeless

[copper garnet]

im going back to my fuckin caravan

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-gif-3515684064707868771

[copper garnet]

fuck yall i work my ass every day of my life since age 13

[gaunt hare]

please spoiler warning next time, the word job makes me have a heart attack

[copper garnet]

i just spend it the second it gets to my hands

[jagged skiff]

does it ever get funny

[lapis lava]

@spice seal three days of refactoring

[gaunt hare]

no not reallt

[copper garnet]

need to buy new iem ear tips

i have small canals and even medium fits like 12 inches in... my lawyer told me not to continue

[tropic wasp]

fuck this bro

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is gossamer! (#069b81)

[red wyvern]

it's wednesday my dudes

[open pasture]

@dawn iris opinions on embarrassingly parallel workloads

[dawn iris]

epic

unless it's an ECS

fuck ECS architectures

MFPV

[open pasture]

[wheat eagle]

hi

[void latch]

is ts server tuff?

[wheat eagle]

yes

[void latch]

ok

[crude fern]

real

[open pasture]

"is this shit server tough?"

[jolly temple]

bruh mine for fun

[crude fern]

j*b a#lication is a slur against NEETS and hikikomoris

[red wyvern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYggOT21jmg

[open pasture]

good

[red wyvern]

trans woman? try transitioning from NEET to STEM

[crude fern]

IM NOT A STONER

[jolly temple]

faje

[crude fern]

bitch i can't even hit a cart rn

im not allowed to until like next week

[jolly temple]

brain rot? lmao this can shes allowed to roblox before but cache limitations

[crude fern]

faje

fake

im trying to catch up on my momotalk messages

[open pasture]

woah

[jolly temple]

daddy james

[crude fern]

BUY HIGH SELL LOW 🔥

i trust you

invest in grokcoin for me

what are private pics

dont you have my x

[jolly temple]

mein deutsch ist nicht keine sorge lol do copy

[crude fern]

ive posred those publicly

based

i need opiates

i have some for pain just not allowed to take for like 3hes

[jolly temple]

its at those thermals

[crude fern]

wahhh

[red wyvern]

don't do that, anything you buy in an alley is going to be laced with fent, bad idea unless that's what you want

good

it's a pretty big risk here, from what I understand

[crude fern]

actually an hour & 30 min

[jolly temple]

legit but in russia mainly

afk

[patent star]

@shadow owl HELP

I NEVER SEE IT IN A SERVER

[red wyvern]

Clyde is dead

dead dead dead

all that's left here is a corpse

[sturdy cradle]

Who tf will watch a video on x8 speed 😭

[dark sequoia]

what app is that

[sturdy cradle]

YouTube

[dark sequoia]

[fickle cosmos]

Spotify is confused nice

[crude fern]

me

[open pasture]

me

[main wyvern]

me

[jolly temple]

others are goated

[bold adder]

downlike

[subtle bough]

when is role tags saying "ADMIN" "MOD" and "OWNER" coming back

[main wyvern]

never

[open pasture]

hi

[subtle bough]

[red wyvern]

why would you even want those

[toxic ether]

idk what to say so Henry incident

[neon ferry]

👉 #1257025907625951423

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[wheat eagle]

.fm

oh wi

ye

s

What

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @trail fossil)

[jolly temple]

that's $10

[open pasture]

8t didn't work fuck

funny dwarf car #guppy

[signal rose]

youtube comments are so fucked up

[open pasture]

I hope that lil kid dies from cancer

[toxic ether]

dead internet theory is no longer a theory

💔

[jolly temple]

but, you’re probably would do

[lapis lava]

don’t

[gleaming sequoia]

mane i dont even have a theme installed and discord just hidin all of the role names lmao

[copper garnet]

ts stinks so much is insane

[gleaming sequoia]

fuckin csgo 💀

[jolly temple]

look closer

[red wyvern]

I did, it's still trash

[gleaming sequoia]

im looking as close as i can at the cringe kevin

all i found was more trash

[copper garnet]

full coper coin i bought idk how many years ago

starting to turn green

[gleaming sequoia]

not copper plated or anything?

😭

wait

[copper garnet]

full on coper

[gleaming sequoia]

damn im impressed you had that thought at all

[copper garnet]

im full of trinkets

[jolly temple]

way fancier than this thought coke does that doesn't give to render the massive search

[gleaming sequoia]

meow

im meowing

[jolly temple]

ihhhjhhjh whaz are dictators .

[copper garnet]

i have a bag that has literally a complete random assortment of everything

[gleaming sequoia]

😭

ive been playing mint tycoon on roblox
idk why

[copper garnet]

usbs , bottle openers , pens , iphone lighting cables (i dont have iphone) jack to usb c adapters, usb c to usb a , jacks , drone propellers 2 lighters , chopsticks , coins to random countries etc

i dont even know wtf is there anymore

hell i think it gets randomized every day aint gon lie

[dark sequoia]

the mysterious bag of random objects

[copper garnet]

its a drone bag

goals

but for female me , im in boy mode for a couple months again

[gleaming sequoia]

:(

[copper garnet]

idk wtf is wrong with me but whatever my brain wants i go for it

[solemn plank]

the uttp is children sending very illegal content to children i don't think you should joke about them

[copper garnet]

wtf is uttp

[solemn plank]

don't ask

[hollow dew]

and why the hell did I get a missile alert?

who's messing around

[jolly temple]

where

[hollow dew]

at my house

[solemn plank]

kevin cares for you

[gleaming sequoia]

me im just dilly dallying sky

[copper garnet]

@gock what the fuck is uttp , dont halucinate , and i swear to god if u start bitching about my question or tend to avoid it im invading romania

[shrewd imp]

UTTP likely refers to "Urban Transit-Transportation Partnership," a term often used in urban planning and transportation to denote collaborative initiatives.

Who Asked

@copper garnet

[solemn plank]

wrong

[copper garnet]

at least it followed my instructions

[solemn plank]

use google for fucks sake

[steep vigil]

Uttp is internet troll gang that go way too far i think

[solemn plank]

correct

[steep vigil]

I heard they made up that someone is a pedo

[solemn plank]

somehow

[steep vigil]

I heard they got hacked or smth

[jolly temple]

parents problem

[weak vale]

uttp = uncletext transfer protocol

[copper garnet]

oh ight

[jolly temple]

copy

[copper garnet]

transfer protocol

[hollow dew]

trans protocol

[solemn plank]

the woke agenda if you will

[gleaming sequoia]

hyper trans protocol (idk what the other t will be)

[copper garnet]

im now 80% sure im genderfluid

[solemn plank]

trans tender

[jolly temple]

chomikuj

[gleaming sequoia]

naw you aint just

[solemn plank]

trans trer

[jolly temple]

isn't fast as punishment from mars

[gleaming sequoia]

we aint talking about car parts now aivil

the transmission yk

i dont want that rn

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/greg16676935420/status/1950675681706443040

greg (@greg16676935420)

Can someone explain how an earthquake on one side of the world could cause a tsunami on the other side of the world

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FixupX · Jul 30, 2025, 9:51 PM

[jolly temple]

bsd licenses do boot times in spanish

[copper garnet]

[gleaming sequoia]

shit you might just be...

[gleaming sequoia]

its on twitter so dont be surprised

[solemn plank]

i don't think greg16676935420 is being unironic

[gleaming sequoia]

oh

my bad gang 🥀

[jolly temple]

navidromerpc bugs out this autism

[copper garnet]

All hitting cali so we good

[solemn plank]

now someone saw this and unironically agreed though

[copper garnet]

tsunamis to oregon could get rid of some of the wendigo population and im all for it

[gleaming sequoia]

as a wise me once said

its on twitter so dont be surprised

shit always happens

😭

[jolly temple]

.

[gleaming sequoia]

stfu kevin

[crude fern]

https://youtu.be/DEWwQFmfwws

[crude fern]

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

[gleaming sequoia]

i was referencing the retarded shit

i can do that too rhyna

its just gonna take 739 days, 3 hours, 21 minutes

[jolly temple]

:sigma:

[marble meadow]

does anyone know where i can find an emoji like but in the style of

like in different parts

[sand citrus]

it cant be that hard to make urself

[marble meadow]

idk how lol

that's why i'm asking

[gleaming sequoia]

listen

i can make one for you

[sand citrus]

$5 crypto i make

[gleaming sequoia]

give me deltarune steam and ill make

[jolly temple]

j*b a#lication is v3.4) i feel the tsukihime visual novel this was curious and data center

[marble meadow]

ty

[gleaming sequoia]

i need a higher quality image though

of it

[marble meadow]

i don't have steam 💔

[jolly temple]

meanwhile: my aio installer (in brașov)

[gleaming sequoia]

im kinda limited in size

[solemn plank]

simply do a threshold filter on the image and color the white yellow

[marble meadow]

what's a threshold filter

[gleaming sequoia]

well that exists apparently

[marble meadow]

ty

[solemn plank]

oh wait. you mean like in 4 parts

silly me

[wheat eagle]

Hi

[gleaming sequoia]

hi tangerine

[wheat eagle]

why do

people call me

tangerine

[gleaming sequoia]

wait other people do that too\

?

[jolly temple]

off-topic-freslets-only

[gleaming sequoia]

😭 the fuck

i am dying

blehh

dies

[jolly temple]

drop rodeo pyromancers t2, start of rng

[open pasture]

What you just call me? 🤨

[gleaming sequoia]

was i talking to you when i sent that

thats a totally real ifone

[wheat eagle]

other servers

[gleaming sequoia]

lol

[wheat eagle]

i have i phone 11

[open pasture]

Wtf

Not cool

[gleaming sequoia]

ive never had an apple product

so that means

[open pasture]

You're just a gigapixel...

[jolly temple]

tf outta vencord quick css

[gleaming sequoia]

i saved money

[jolly temple]

(you)

[wheat eagle]

appel good

[gleaming sequoia]

i saved money by not wasting money on overpriced goods <3

[gleaming sequoia]

so awesom,.,.

[steep vigil]

Balls

https://tenor.com/view/balls-balls-101-cat-cat-meme-gif-16011865033968380926

[gleaming sequoia]

ballz

[wheat eagle]

its not overpriced :(

[gleaming sequoia]

yes it is

and plus i enjoy having open source shit going on

[wheat eagle]

No

[jolly temple]

🎷🐛

abysmal reason nor the toolbox menu? like the slow

[wheat eagle]

true

[gleaming sequoia]

ios =/= open source

yes

[wheat eagle]

h

[steep vigil]

Astolfo peak

[gleaming sequoia]

trueee

:3

[wheat eagle]

H

[jolly temple]

gomen amanai

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-gif-7149908924737390432

[austere cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-balls-102-cat-cat-meme-gif-15929790254991456027

[steep vigil]

Ure a real one

[dusky forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991478488768991395/1015317964934877214/CB9A9DA8-8A2C-469B-953A-F3043C8C8823.gif

[jolly temple]

real ifone

[austere cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-cat-zhuangzhuang-zhuang-zhuang-cat-cute-cat-cat-apple-fall-gif-2586270517922948350

[grizzled reef]

are you okay 😭

[red wyvern]

Re:Zero

[hybrid sluice]

@open pasture chillout

and stop begging

hey

[sudden sun]

🎷🐛 @hybrid sluice

[hybrid sluice]

🎷🐛🎷🐛

[jolly temple]

better person can make soon. fuck ecs

[lapis lava]

you okay?????

[hybrid sluice]

I told you to chillout, do so

simple as that

https://tenor.com/view/yama-no-susume-yukimura-aoi-bonk-anime-gif-12782660497377693183

begging in all caps for sure is the better option

if this chat is dead you can go to another server and talk there, no need to be filling this one up with nonsense and getting mad about when you're told to stop

[austere cobalt]

Yummy pomegranate

[hybrid sluice]

I like pomegranates

[clever ore]

i love closed source software

[jolly temple]

ntts?

[clever ore]

kevin idk what this means either

[austere cobalt]

No text to speech

[copper turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705152584704327822/1122388655131074641/CCF07315-E49C-4FC4-BA03-D7899ED40BE2.gif

[hybrid sluice]

vmute 1h

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted rhyna.kiss (@nova minnow) for 1 hour

[long rampart]

Oh non

[clever ore]

oh no

[jolly temple]

j*b a#lication is worse then i pinged in there 😭 the actual answer

[clever ore]

it begins

[bold adder]

best birthday present ever https://fixupx.com/Pirat_Nation/status/1950636624058241138

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

YouTube will start asking for ID in the US starting August 13th.

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[long rampart]

There's a mod, what could I possibly do to not be muted

[clever ore]

I Agree!

[hybrid sluice]

be normal, possibly

[copper turtle]

i fail

[clever ore]

you're normal enough

[long rampart]

B-but were all autistic nerds here (excluding the nerds for me)

[jolly temple]

this...

[hybrid sluice]

those r normal

love them

[long rampart]

Fine taste

[clever ore]

kevin agrees

[copper turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186023633919942739/1366545211517571162/club-sandwich.gif

[long rampart]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-approaching-zenless-storm-vergil-gif-2405507655373912860

I'm nearing my level 10

I'm gonna retire soon and become a balding man

[wanton dagger]

@shadow owl i miss u

[hybrid sluice]

dear claude

[spring trellis]

hi

[bold adder]

bro when 333-333-333 came up i just knew

[jolly temple]

🐴

[bold adder]

shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeJyS5A6K_I

daily brazil activites

the wyoming incident is great

[spark crescent]

WTF

[hybrid sluice]

falling in reverse my goat

[vapid pivot]

me when im hungry

[keen kernel]

h ow

[copper garnet]

gravity falls so goated

[hybrid sluice]

agreeeeed

[vapid pivot]

i remembered it so much it got me to be semi-interested in cartoons and discussion about them

honestly cannot imagine where I’d be rn without it lmao

[copper garnet]

the fuckin intro song hits me so much its crazy

[vapid pivot]

TRUE

[echo flint]

How is everyone

[vapid pivot]

I’m ok

[jolly temple]

"amazon.fr" yeah ik

[austere cobalt]

Pomegranate

https://tenor.com/view/mercury-retrograde-gif-14506375

[echo flint]

Wrong

[delicate rivet]

how to download vencord in Russian

?

[jolly temple]

"amazon.fr" yeah never bought it illegal as it gets.

[austere cobalt]

How you are on discord when discord is banned in Russia

[open pasture]

vencord.rs

[open pasture]

User discovers VPNs

[vapid pivot]

I need a more permanent job

[long rampart]

I think bro is responsible for the debt of america

[mighty glen]

.

[sudden fossil]

wh

[sudden fossil]

yeah ik

[open pasture]

I can make that in three days

[jolly temple]

worst time

[foggy compass]

whats the worst time

[open pasture]

Now

[long rampart]

Cuddle time 😈

[foggy compass]

oh haw naw deddy blud

[open pasture]

I cant read all that this early in the morning

[long rampart]

@grok summarize the picture

.... grok still hates me

[winter girder]

@grok tldr

[shrewd imp]

Vencord received a plugin proposal for suicide prevention. Vencord declined due to concerns about complexity, potential harm, and limited resources, but suggested exploring alternative ways to increase mental health awareness.

Who Asked

@winter girder

[winter girder]

Great AI

[long rampart]

indeed

[austere cobalt]

Sandwich

[hollow surge]

redditors after seeing a toddler getting mauled by a bear and typing "Heh.. Make stupid choices get stupid consequences..."

redditors are a different breed of people

istg

[long rampart]

why is a toddler near a bear in the first place

[toxic ether]

I am looking at grok app with next to it's user name yapping about shit, Koda saying great ai, yanji saying indeed and a rotating image of a sandwich by cherry

[hollow surge]

a hypothetical toddler

it hopefully does not exist

also usually

a toddler isn't near a bear

a bear is near a toddler

toddler wasn't placed near bear...

[jolly temple]

s

[long rampart]

theres not so toddlers out there thats been in this same situation

what would you do if a grizzly bear jumped you

[hollow surge]

probably die

[noble quest]

who the fuck made a neapolitan ice cream sandwich

[long rampart]

i need to appeal to grok

[copper garnet]

[clever ore]

r/childfree wins again! we did it reddit!

[noble quest]

any of the singles good?

[toxic ether]

or in other words doesn't touch gr*ss

[copper garnet]

ehhhh , self inflicted ruby's part good , and hour of our death's scrim part is mental but ... mid

[hollow surge]

job

employment

taxes

bills

work

[copper garnet]

but i heard leaked samples of some stuff and dear god

[sharp sinew]

my dad works at roblox and he can give you pregnant

[hollow surge]

my dad doesn't work he got fired

[copper garnet]

ts might have a very religious cover but the devil is back splitting hell open

finally

[sharp sinew]

What the fuck are clan tags and why is it telling me I can make mine uh. yeah what the fuck

[copper garnet]

some mfs got the physical version yesterday and leaking shit and let me tell ya , sounds like their old devil worship stuff

[hollow surge]

make yours a slur

[clever ore]

true

[sharp sinew]

You cannot be for real that I am in a server that has this as the clan tag

holy shit i was right to abandon this account

[clever ore]

LOL

[hollow surge]

put that on bro

its' peak

[clever ore]

ok idk about it being peak but it is funny

[sharp sinew]

i shouldve deleted thhis account before i found this out

[jolly temple]

pibble clause

[hollow surge]

well i meant it as peak comedy

[noble quest]

least insane discord user

[clever ore]

yea true

[copper garnet]

gotta wake at 10 tomorrow its 4am

[sharp sinew]

you make vencord plugins for nitro you cant speak on my clan tags...

[clever ore]

i have the BBC clantag because of muye's Baby Blue Club

[sharp sinew]

we are the same...

[hollow surge]

the human brain works surprisingly wel under 6 hours of sleep

[sharp sinew]

i havent slept in over 34 hours

[open pasture]

Wtf, girltwink

[sharp sinew]

get on my fucking level

[jolly temple]

nah, they can't be

[copper garnet]

and my favourite artists album dropping the same day i gotta catch a flight

[open pasture]

Waow

[hollow surge]

well now is your chance to go to bed

for FREE!

[clever ore]

that's not GOOD

[sharp sinew]

sorry, do i know you or not because i havent been here in forever and several days

[copper garnet]

theres a threshold, 4 hours gives me the best sleep , sleep more and i feel tired the whole day , less than 4 and im basically braindead

[sharp sinew]

is today finally the day i delete this account permanently

[hollow surge]

i'm never braindead when sleepy

just

idk

[open pasture]

I don't know you either. I just like the username

[hollow surge]

also i sleep 10 hours a day and never get tired

[jolly temple]

@solemn plank chat for 30 year 2013

[hollow surge]

i'm actually peak human

[clever ore]

yes

[hollow surge]

longest sleep i've had was 13 hours

[jolly temple]

forget trump

[hollow surge]

ok

[clever ore]

true

[sharp sinew]

Not likely. I like to observe things that left me behind

[copper garnet]

when i sleep almost none at all , i work perfectly until a point where i just full on die

[hollow surge]

not in my whole life tho

[clever ore]

what

[hollow surge]

when i was a toddler i slept like a day straight

but

that doesnt count

[sharp sinew]

keevineeeeedddddddddddd

[clever ore]

idk you should at least sleep every night

[sharp sinew]

i need you kevin.

[clever ore]

i'd say that's good

[copper garnet]

thank god my spotify is in Australia

[sharp sinew]

my friends list here is impressively large even post trimming it down

[sharp sinew]

you got a fookin license for that music?

[copper garnet]

nahh mate

[copper garnet]

wadiyatalkinabeet

[toxic ether]

for the next minute imma type usernames that are typing

cherry

Roxanne

[sharp sinew]

HE HAS A GUN SHOOT 'EM NOW

[jolly temple]

motherfucker made you own them are.... to voice memos freeform translate tips

[austere cobalt]

If Kevin pings me, I will eat raw cookie dough

[toxic ether]

Lurkr

[noble quest]

insane

[foggy compass]

hi my name is carmen winstead

[toxic ether]

Cherey

Roxanne

[sharp sinew]

AMD gay ming Pee Cee equipement

[hollow surge]

i am 17 years old

[open pasture]

Minor dni

[hollow surge]

interacts with you

[toxic ether]

ok the minute is over

[solemn plank]

yayyy happy new year

[open pasture]

Wsow

[toxic ether]

My fingers are already strained

[hollow surge]

sponge bob sponge bob patrick patrick

[copper garnet]

Roooxaane rooooxanee you didn have to pull on da reeed light

[foggy compass]

Humans dni

[hollow surge]

me when i'm asked who are the main characters of the hit tv show "Spongebob Squarepants"(i have really bad stuttering so i repeat words)

[copper garnet]

ts ready for my flight

[hollow surge]

i wanna do meth and listen to ambience music

i'm just typing shit idfk anymore

[noble quest]

least overbuilt RTL

[open pasture]

I wouldn't even make my worst enemy listen to this shit

This should count as psychological torture

[copper garnet]

i just put Broadsides 144 on every wall

[hollow surge]

soviets used this as a torture method

it's true

i'm a survivor

[copper garnet]

it is

and thank god it ain't sync to my pc playlist

[foggy compass]

kksakkiqiwqjijqi

[toxic ether]

||why did u click? caught u||

[copper garnet]

and its missing over a 100 songs

[foggy compass]

no

[open pasture]

good morning vencord :3

[foggy compass]

i am not a deddyblud

[foggy compass]

gm cutie patootie

[open pasture]

[foggy compass]

WHAT HOW

NOOOO

[copper garnet]

imma have to put this on the plane overhead on the , mfs would make a lego set of the vinyls

[toxic ether]

guys this is a serious debate: : ) or :3 or 🙂 or or (I selected these randomly)

[harsh minnow]

:D

[copper garnet]

:3 all the way

[harsh minnow]

not one of the options but it's the best

[foggy compass]

real sigmas choose 🗿 🍷 🥭 💀

[toxic ether]

nah it's 🛂💹🛤️🐦‍🔥

[open pasture]

I've never seen you use an emoticon

You use emojis or something

WE HAVE SNACKSTARE

WHEN

[lavish owl]

yooo it's back

[foggy compass]

100 normal discord users vs 1 vencord user who would win

[open pasture]

@hybrid sluice ily

[lavish owl]

the primal urge to use a few phrases and abbreviations with that emoji...

[open pasture]

😍

Ig

[noble quest]

ig

[lavish owl]

[lavish owl]

suspicious SOP sign

[bold adder]

wtf

[copper garnet]

there's soo many crows

or ravens

[noble quest]

a murder!

[toxic ether]

Imma react 🛂 to every message below me for the next 2 minutes

[copper garnet]

idfk what the fuck are these

[copper garnet]

a murder of crows

[open pasture]

rip

[foggy compass]

quit smoking

[copper garnet]

i hear them walking out my window , big , wet , and basically cats

[open pasture]

Start pinging vee about questions in the FAQ

[copper garnet]

he will love it

[toxic ether]

I give up these are too straining

[copper garnet]

dont give up

setup a self bot

[open pasture]

Reprtd

[copper garnet]

give work to them dirty cla***rs

[copper garnet]

user states , user states , user states idk , something in message

[weak vale]

#faqgot...

[open pasture]

Me looking a Chevy

[copper garnet]

[foggy compass]

da #faq

[weak vale]

rip

[open pasture]

Alt girls hmu 😋

[copper garnet]

tomorrow im hitting 6 redbulls or monsters in one go , ain't no way im sleeping mid flight , ain't catching me dead sleeping

[open pasture]

I think I now know how others feel when I'm being as annoying as possible.

lock this person away

[foggy compass]

Main girls hmu 😋

[toxic ether]

||audrinal shoptinx||

[foggy compass]

femboys hmu

[open pasture]

No one hmu

[toxic ether]

discord hmu (I want nitro pls)

[foggy compass]

you can be my kitten

[open pasture]

Ban

[foggy compass]

I got rizz

Don't u dare speak against me

Bow to me

Or ill go sigma crashout mode

[toxic ether]

is that Spanish?

[foggy compass]

too anime dont like

i prefer kendrick mustard mango phonk

[spark crescent]

too kawaii >>_< don't like

[weak vale]

@open pasture

[foggy compass]

yoooooo moot servers

🤝

[long rampart]

Why is the both of you in that one whatever that server is

[foggy compass]

Bro does not heard of osu

[long rampart]

Oh OSU?

[foggy compass]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[long rampart]

I've tried that one before

Mb mb

[frozen lagoon]

why did you stylize it in all caps... hatred

[long rampart]

Yes sir

[foggy compass]

the university or da game

[open pasture]

Wife

[long rampart]

It auto corrected

Not my fault on this one hb

I'm officially level 10

I'm gonna retire

[foggy compass]

thank you for your service. godspeed, veteran

[weak vale]

yop

[foggy compass]

🫡

[long rampart]

🫡

[toxic ether]

ik

[open pasture]

get a job

[weak vale]

that's all i do all day long

i just sit in da pot

[open pasture]

get a job, hippie

[weak vale]

nop

[toxic ether]

no not the j word

[open pasture]

JOB JOB JOB

EMPLOYMENT

[long rampart]

Genuinely, truck driving might be fun

[bold adder]

i would sit in a pot

[open pasture]

That's a good reaction image i think

[long rampart]

Glorified gambling

[open pasture]

Passive income is just generational wealth

[sand citrus]

🐈

[open pasture]

Youre wrong

wryna

wrongyna

@sand citrus

Your pfp is so thug ass gang shi coded @sand citrus

[open pasture]

mrow

kevin was right

ts so pozzed 💔 🥀

[red wyvern]

@open pasture the bounce of your avatar decoration synchs up to the music I'm listening to right now

[long rampart]

i know bro's in denial

[open pasture]

[long rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[red wyvern]

who is that btw? I only ever see him in the lightning meme "do it NOW"

must be pretty low tier if he's only in one meme

idk sign language

[sand citrus]

Yes bro

[red wyvern]

cat is fat

I saw your fat cat @solemn plank

[long rampart]

When cat is fat it's cute but when a person is fat he's ugly

World nowadays 🥀

[red wyvern]

heckin' chonker

[solemn plank]

no

[red wyvern]

such fluff

Zach's cat ate christmas

[open pasture]

Thats me fr

[last karma]

Its all fluff

[red wyvern]

Do you ever use catto as a pillow? Looks soft and comfy

[open pasture]

Guys uhh when can i get pic perm

[red wyvern]

never

[open pasture]

noo

[toxic ether]

U can't

[open pasture]

:c

[long rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264026397572206604/1315510636742049874/longer-1.gif

[last karma]

He doesn't like that

[open pasture]

you gotta get enough exp

[last karma]

Gary is a very picky cat

[toxic ether]

why is it so wide

[open pasture]

𝙴

[toxic ether]

A

[red wyvern]

why flat?

[long rampart]

We like it flat

More personality

[open pasture]

mods

hang this user

[toxic ether]

Why does she have the Roman empire thing on top

[open pasture]

𝙼𝙾𝙳𝚂

[sand citrus]

Will you ever say something not miserable

[red wyvern]

The surface of the Earth is about 70% water. This water is, by and large, uncarbonated. So it's fair to say that the Earth is flat.

[open pasture]

"roman empire thingy"

blud is not making it outta Samsara..

18:47

[long rampart]

300 hours later and I can experience stabilizers again

[open pasture]

free rent

𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚒𝚍

[toxic ether]

censor r word

[open pasture]

nah

also nah

[toxic ether]

no

[open pasture]

paying rent is for dorks

🫃

[jolly temple]

now

[open pasture]

how about you pay my mortgage

[toxic ether]

no it's for law abiding losers

[open pasture]

𝚗𝚘𝚠

[open pasture]

aka you

[solemn plank]

@surreal ridge they haven't learned their lesson

[open pasture]

mods, chop of their fingers please

[solemn plank]

least annoying typing quirk

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375300606847221820/1396022435215577098/caption.gif

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/profound-mental-intelligence-intelligent-smart-gif-14301398830181746643

[open pasture]

𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚘 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜

[rare trout]

oh christ

what the fuck is this

[toxic ether]

sybau

[pine pawn]

is n word allowed

[rare trout]

every day my faith in humanity falters further

[open pasture]

𝚗𝚘𝚙𝚎

[pine pawn]

is this the answer to my question

[rare trout]

can we mut this guy

[pine pawn]

really

[rare trout]

@clear portal blow him up 💔

[pine pawn]

what did my boy do 🥲

[open pasture]

im going to eat you @pine pawn

[rare trout]

typing in stupid ass font

[pine pawn]

thanks ily

[rare trout]

hop on ascii bro

[open pasture]

𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚘𝚘𝚑 𝙽𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊

[pine pawn]

lol

[solemn plank]

yes

[open pasture]

wtf?

[solemn plank]

you cannot

[pine pawn]

aw man thats sad

[rare trout]

@lapis lava

nin0

nin0

nino0

[solemn plank]

thats a lot of rectangles on my screen

[rare trout]

WHERE IS NINO

NINO ALERT

[solemn plank]

you just pinged nino

[lapis lava]

what happened

[rare trout]

can you kill this guy typing in stupid font

[open pasture]

𝚂𝙴𝙺𝙰

[pine pawn]

he's saying smart person doesnt go into mountain, smart person with glasses download wallpapers

[lapis lava]

@open pasture use a normal font or get banned

[pine pawn]

WHAT

[rare trout]

no the other guy

[lapis lava]

is this clear enough

[solemn plank]

not them

[pine pawn]

IM

[lapis lava]

wrong ping sry

[pine pawn]

💔

broke my heart

[red wyvern]

what did wizz do

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-abuse-the-rock-yapping-delete-that-delete-your-message-discord-gif-8652553727402952557

[pine pawn]

veri zad

[red wyvern]

Pancake won't get that ping

[lapis lava]

nothing god forbid i misping

[solemn plank]

chat moving too fast, wrong ping

[lapis lava]

i’m not paid enough for this

[open pasture]

𝚆𝚒𝚣𝚣 = 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚔𝚊𝚜

[rare trout]

this guy

[lapis lava]

vban annoying

[red wyvern]

@open pasture

[neon ferry]

Done!

banned @stoic holly

[pine pawn]

hi

[solemn plank]

lol

[pine pawn]

nooooooo

[rare trout]

i knew nin0 is the best amber simp

thanks

https://tenor.com/view/profound-mental-intelligence-intelligent-smart-gif-14301398830181746643

[red wyvern]

but yeah when you edit a message to @ someone, they don't get the ping because it's an edit, not a new message

[rare trout]

yup

[pine pawn]

cool

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-bunny-caption-brainrot-cute-gif-7115360769468202323

[pine pawn]

i used to hab a bunni

she died in a fish tank

[rare trout]

no

i took it

[red wyvern]

why was your bunny in a fish tank

[rare trout]

??????

cry

[foggy compass]

happened in another server

[pine pawn]

it went swimming ofc

[foggy compass]

not here

[red wyvern]

cool, we don't care

[rare trout]

we do it here too ❤️

[pine pawn]

aw hell nah

[rare trout]

saying the funny words will give you a 24 hour mute

@jenku

gone

💔

[pine pawn]

Like what

[rare trout]

I cannot tell you

[red wyvern]

anything in automod, if you bypass it somehow

[pine pawn]

no balls

[unreal siren]

Same person who stole my pfp a few months ago

[rare trout]

I PHYSICALLY cannot tell you

[red wyvern]

everyone steal Slimecat's pfp

[unreal siren]

Ill steal your organs

[open pasture]

What did he do?

[rare trout]

@rough dome W

[rough dome]

[rare trout]

cringe

[pine pawn]

he texted in different font

[red wyvern]

no

[pine pawn]

they discriminate fonts yk

[red wyvern]

I'd rather kill myself

[open pasture]

Ok but slime him is to far ig