🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[gleaming sequoia]

and then everyone lmao

[knotty yew]

holy good music taste

[jagged skiff]

reconsider

[sturdy cradle]

WAIT I WANNA WATCH TOO

[knotty yew]

oh :c

[sturdy cradle]

luckily NOW discord did not unmute me randomly

[main wyvern]

idk i use aliucord

[lapis lava]

[knotty yew]

yes it was that

amzing boss fight tho

[sturdy cradle]

[jolly temple]

systemdboob

[knotty yew]

[lapis lava]

[spark crescent]

boo

[jolly temple]

ugliest mascot

[spark crescent]

Aaaahhhh

[clever ore]

YEAAAAAAAA

[zealous bolt]

Hello

[surreal ridge]

haroo

[sturdy cradle]

mrrp

[austere cobalt]

Who taught Kevin that 😭

[brittle granite]

me

[austere cobalt]

Just wait until Kevin starts speaking Swedish

[open pasture]

meow

[raw panther]

miauuu

[slender geyser]

hey i have a question, kinda need help with something related to vencord, i'd appreciate the help.

[sand citrus]

y'all ever dream about being unable to fall asleep and then ur not sure if u slept or not

[sand citrus]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[slender geyser]

ty

[sturdy cradle]

kevin, explod this individual

kevin went eep

[jolly temple]

genai premium max outrageous builders club

[sturdy cradle]

OH PAYWALL?

awesome..

oh wait hii awesome

[sand citrus]

helo

[open pasture]

Awesome

wat

[sand citrus]

omg hi you can type again

I've been inactive here a bit

[open pasture]

seal the evil away again

[sand citrus]

What

[sturdy cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/silencing-the-evil-shut-up-cat-spam-gif-12771978950366181258

[open pasture]

yes

[open pasture]

banished

[jolly temple]

conspiracy: i removed lyrics from now it still don't marry for genshin capped at times in ~/music as is lake constance. it that doesnt it eventually be back to pings people here today

[sand citrus]

nope

🦦

[open pasture]

yes

[sand citrus]

🦦 the 🦦

[open pasture]

thats an otter

[sand citrus]

yes

[jolly temple]

zly

[open pasture]

shut up kevin

[sand citrus]

@sturdy cradle u ?

are u zly

[open pasture]

mrow

[sturdy cradle]

i'm very głupiutki

and my brain is very mały

[sand citrus]

maybe that's just an act and you're actually zły

many must stay vigilant

[sturdy cradle]

evil cart

[open pasture]

real

stinky cart

[austere cobalt]

Stimky car

[open pasture]

true

[sturdy cradle]

thsat cart is very stikmy

3:<

[open pasture]

u smell

mrow

[jolly temple]

wild

[gleaming sequoia]

was jst told that my cat ran away three days ago

[spring trellis]

wtf sorry to hear

[gleaming sequoia]

i only know because i had to ask where she went just now

idk why the fuck they aint tell me when it happened

but ok

[tall nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-polska-polska-gurom-poland-gif-5638310463557350294

[sturdy cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/941524172260130857/1395709240261214278/autis.gif

[tall nexus]

r:oy

[civic lagoon]

what IS THIS

[tall nexus]

Roy

[jolly temple]

:plink:

[tall nexus]

:plink:

[sturdy cradle]

roy

:plink:

[tall nexus]

r:yo

[gleaming sequoia]

mrow

that donor badge goes so hard

[tall nexus]

Can you send it

Im on my phone

[gleaming sequoia]

yuh

urs

[tall nexus]

Aaaaaa

[gleaming sequoia]

i was talkin bout you

:3

[jolly temple]

@willow heath

[tall nexus]

I thought you had a badge

[gleaming sequoia]

i do

ironically it used to be neco arc too lol

[sturdy cradle]

meanwhile me:

[tall nexus]

Oh then send yours

[jolly temple]

omeguhhh

[tall nexus]

You omeguhhhh?

[jolly temple]

czemuż to linux spin off the future. if your ka til i mean what it this basically saying shit

[gleaming sequoia]

i mean rn its boring now its just the gif of that cat wagging its tail and looking at the wall

https://tenor.com/view/catwait-cat-wagging-tail-gif-15164511416751561383

this

[sturdy cradle]

NOT THE OFFICIAL POLISH PHRASING

[tall nexus]

Because Linux is the future

[gleaming sequoia]

wahoo!

[tall nexus]

It's nice

[gleaming sequoia]

the cat be silly

:3

[sturdy cradle]

-#
lore sized noik

the end of the world is near

[jolly temple]

clyde even following and add

[austere cobalt]

Glitch

[gleaming sequoia]

errmmmmm shiggy ate

eateddd

[sturdy cradle]

it's this cart cahir now

[brittle granite]

cart cahir

[austere cobalt]

It's car chair now

[brittle granite]

exquisite name

[sturdy cradle]

i know

[gleaming sequoia]

mrao

[open pasture]

no

[open pasture]

im gonna eat you

[sturdy cradle]

NOOOO I DONT ALLOW U

[jolly temple]

you'll get my entire planet when?

[sturdy cradle]

[open pasture]

cahir

[sturdy cradle]

cahir

[open pasture]

mrow

[sturdy cradle]

mrrp

[austere cobalt]

Miauu

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-speech-bubble-cat-drinking-water-stupid-stupid-cat-gif-12327862702270255434

[austere cobalt]

Mrrrp

[open pasture]

miau

meowrr

[austere cobalt]

Mmrrooww

[jolly temple]

doesnt mean you can "talk" any other stuff in romania

[austere cobalt]

Rename him to Kevin

[open pasture]

ban him

[lapis lava]

@jolly temple

[jolly temple]

Liquid Glass 🫧🪞, I can read messages here

[gleaming sequoia]

bitchass

[lapis lava]

@jolly temple heyyy

[jolly temple]

[gleaming sequoia]

nino

[sturdy cradle]

[gleaming sequoia]

goober

[lapis lava]

meowsie

@jolly temple meow

[jolly temple]

"oh yeah could u roll it translates as it ljava.lang.string

[sturdy cradle]

why kevin is now kevin west

[simple perch]

@lapis lava You

[sand citrus]

why did u name the bot kanye

[sturdy cradle]

oh

[open pasture]

Hiiiii :3

[open pasture]

Love how I can understand all words you're saying because slavic languages are so similar

[sturdy cradle]

frens

slavic frens

[open pasture]

:nh_nikoCutie:

[jolly temple]

f(e)mbot broke it ourselves

[sand citrus]

truee

[sand citrus]

helo :3

[sturdy cradle]

slavic bracia and siostry

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1246157583803224140.png

[gleaming sequoia]

meowww

[open pasture]

@sand citrus how did you manage to get 2000 scrobbles in a week

That's ~285 songs every day

[lavish owl]

sleepscrobbling

i hope not

[open pasture]

~12 songs every hour

[open pasture]

Sleepscrobbling is stupid because not only for obvious reasons but because openscrobbler also exists

[simple perch]

flazescrobbling

[lavish owl]

yeah, if you do that you're weird
or if you actually accidentally slept with music on, at least set up a sleep timer on your music player

[simple perch]

if you sleep with music sleep with a vinyl

[open pasture]

I'm doing your vinyls

[jolly temple]

so pure

[red wyvern]

Sleep on a vinyl bed

Ugh Kevin is back

[open pasture]

I mean what's even the point
To have a big number to flex on friends you don't have?

[sand citrus]

nah

[sand citrus]

i listen to music no mattter what i do

[gleaming sequoia]

I Always Music

[open pasture]

Bro has a theme song

[gleaming sequoia]

okay hold on lemme use the bot in another channel

[red wyvern]

My cat Hobo is impressed by that number. But he also thinks that word is the sound turkeys make.

[lavish owl]

yeah, p much

[open pasture]

p!

[gleaming sequoia]

ive only got 11k scrobbles total 😭

[open pasture]

I have 17k scrobbles from 5 years of scrobbling 🫠

[simple perch]

I think i have 25k and that's with listening a little

[open pasture]

touch grass

My number is very low relative to everyone else I know

[jolly temple]

shit again ill test

[red wyvern]

My number is 0

[open pasture]

Especially since I've scrobbled for 5 years, not 1

[red wyvern]

Monika, did you change your pfp?

[sturdy cradle]

WAIT WHAR how did i get 78 scrobbles this week 😭 i dont even use spotify

[open pasture]

✅

[open pasture]

Have you been scrobbling youtube videos

[sturdy cradle]

nooo

[open pasture]

Because some scrobblers do that sometimes

[sand citrus]

i haaaate that

i hav to disable it manually everytiem

and it makes me look fkn stupid if i forget cus it shows on my status

[sturdy cradle]

i never scrobbled youtube videos or soundcloud or something. i only used spotify for this

i didnt even know you can do that

[open pasture]

I hate that Tidal on android doesn't have lastfm scrobbling

[sand citrus]

does pano scrobbler not work?

[gleaming sequoia]

ive always just used spotify lol

[open pasture]

Tbf scrobbling isn't really that special, you can scrobble pretty much everything

Even your morning dump

[sand citrus]

i would use spotify if all the music i listened to was on it :D

[jolly temple]

tph meme-bin

[sturdy cradle]

[open pasture]

Oh it does work, I just don't want shit running in the background since my phone already has a dogshit battery

[sand citrus]

oh thats fair

i listen to music on yt often so i had to get it

[open pasture]

https://openscrobbler.com/scrobble/song

[sturdy cradle]

oh wait i forgot i had this as my avatar

[open pasture]

Imagine auto scrobbling your radio station

[sturdy cradle]

i need to update it with this one

[open pasture]

I'd show my lfm account if it didn't have my deadname as the name

And I am NOT paying for lastfm pro to change that

[jolly temple]

homer isn't bi

[sturdy cradle]

vhg homer

[neon ferry]

User not found

[lavish owl]

make a new account and reimport all your scrobbles

[open pasture]

Reimport? You can do that?

[sturdy cradle]

honestly im considering just removing my account and making new one

[lavish owl]

yea, through the api

rescrobble everything

[sturdy cradle]

because i haven't scrobbled since like mid 2024

[weak vale]

too late i already payed the deadname tax

[open pasture]

😔 🤝

[sturdy cradle]

OMORI JUMPSCARE in my "loved music"

2023... my omori phase

[open pasture]

Also while I was searching for Homer

[sturdy cradle]

no wait

2023 was my oneshot phase

how did that get there

[open pasture]

Oneshot is just a phase for you?

[jolly temple]

[lavish owl]

i thought it was homer simpson

[sturdy cradle]

NEVER ENDING ONE

[open pasture]

Tbf the ancient greeks really were fruity

[sturdy folio]

r#i r#am r#so r#bored r#rn

[sturdy cradle]

where for omori, alright the game's good but it's very much not replayable if you know everything about it

[red wyvern]

Greek homelander 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

[jolly temple]

(again)

[open pasture]

r#

[sturdy cradle]

• there are no good mods for omori anymore

[open pasture]

I've never played omori

[dusky forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1068979229682839562/1213246809875546112/caption.gif

[sturdy cradle]

i mean. there are but i've played them

there's surprisingly small amount of mods for omori

[open pasture]

All I know about it is that it's emotional, culturally significant, toby played it and some kid pushes some girl down the stairs

[sturdy cradle]

i mean.... youre not wrong

[sturdy folio]

u should play earthbound

[jolly temple]

ha @sudden sun

[open pasture]

I should play yume nikki once

[sturdy cradle]

you should

[open pasture]

Great game

[sturdy cradle]

and then you can play yume 2kki on YNOProject site

[jolly temple]

istg

[sturdy cradle]

its basically site that hosts yume nikki, yume 2kki, freeware version of oneshot etc

but with multiplayer

[open pasture]

Wait is the creator of yume nikki still unknown

[sturdy cradle]

so like you can silly around with others

[sturdy cradle]

i dont remember but i know that toby fox was the only one who made an interview with this person

[open pasture]

Didn't that cat thing (niko right?) die when you close oneshot in the first versions of the game

[open pasture]

Oh yeahhhh lmao 😭 the only person to know who that is 😭

[sturdy cradle]

..yes
|| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF11a9CEmNY ||

i've heard that it's also a thing in YNOProject

[open pasture]

That's so cool

[sturdy cradle]

but i'm so cool that i managed to finish oneshot on ynoproject

and get a badge for it

:3

[sturdy cradle]

NIKO BEING DEAD IS NOT COOL

[open pasture]

[jolly temple]

ohh

[sturdy cradle]

me too kevin

[open pasture]

Wait did you finish dr ch3/4

[sturdy cradle]

yes

[open pasture]

Both routes?

[sturdy cradle]

how couldn't i - someone who followed toby fox's works since 2015 not finish ch3&4

[sturdy cradle]

yes

Proceed.

OH YEA ILL SHOW THAT COOL BADGE TO YOU

[sand citrus]

i never played deltarune

[sand citrus]

nikotov

[jolly temple]

:trol:

[sturdy cradle]

btw thats the game i talked about https://ynoproject.net/oneshot/

theres also yume 2kki which is basically most of the people playing on that site (200+ people)

[open pasture]

You're missing out
I recommend you try first ch1 and ch2 as they're free so if you don't like it, you don't have to pay and if you do, 25 dollars will already leave your wallet upon completion

[open pasture]

Is that like a sequel

[sturdy cradle]

25 dollars is a fair price for such a content toby gives you

[open pasture]

TRUE

[jolly temple]

we are friends right?

[sturdy cradle]

yume 2kki is like a fangame inspired by yume nikki

its not from the same creator

[open pasture]

Especially because later chapters are free updates

[sturdy cradle]

more like fans made this version and theres like TONS of more content

[open pasture]

Yeah I've heard so that's why I asked

[sturdy cradle]

to make you a comparson of how much stuff theres in 2kki compared to nikki

lets say yume nikki weights 100mb

yume 2kki weights almost 5gb

[open pasture]

Valid crashout

[open pasture]

Jesus Christ that's a lot for an indie game

[sturdy cradle]

and its still the same rpg maker

[open pasture]

GIGABYTES IN MY RPG MAKER?

[sturdy cradle]

yup

OH YEA THATS MY BADGE

NOIK ONESOHT

[jolly temple]

been on mobile data for $5 a bug which word is per-guild

[sturdy cradle]

are you in game

i want to play with someone

[clever ore]

who removed kevin

[sturdy cradle]

im the only one online in that ynoproject

[jolly temple]

ngl

[open pasture]

I'm currently on my way to go eat watermelon

[open pasture]

That's cute

[sturdy cradle]

PLAYING gOOBER THE GAME IS MORE IMPORTANT

imagine eating...

[open pasture]

Also I'm waiting for my mate to bring me back my sound card

[sturdy cradle]

oh

did my save get corrupted-

[jolly temple]

1139575416823218177

[open pasture]

LMAO HE'S DEAD

[sturdy cradle]

WHY IS HE DEAD

[open pasture]

@torpid acorn

Aw it's an invalid user

[sturdy cradle]

I DIDNT KILL HIM I SWEAR

[open pasture]

You murderer.

[open pasture]

Oh

[sturdy cradle]

bro got banned

[open pasture]

Well I use aliucord, every ping is invalid for me

[surreal ridge]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message

[open pasture]

Anyways gtg time to eat water mel on

[jolly temple]

support for us how

[surreal ridge]

18 husks

[sturdy cradle]

19*

[surreal ridge]

wow we got to 20

[sturdy cradle]

wait i need to find out how can i unkill niko

[open pasture]

I cannot enter vencord support without being reminded of that one guy posting an illegal picture

[sturdy cradle]

HOW CAN I UNKILL NIKO

[open pasture]

I don't need to tell more details

[sturdy cradle]

AAAAA

i literally have no save files

i can't unkill niko

dude are you kidding me i got a badge for "killing" niko

[violet umbra]

:(

why would you DO that

[sturdy cradle]

I FIXED IT time to finish oneshot freeware secodn time

https://ynoproject.net/oneshot/ someone pls join me :(

[jolly temple]

vencord: buying image contains a red pfps maybe a massive star

[violet umbra]

what do you MEAN oneshot online

[sturdy cradle]

ynoproject collects a lot of rpg maker games

[violet umbra]

how long has this existed

[sturdy cradle]

and allows you to play them with others

[sturdy cradle]

i think for years

i first heard about it like 3 years ago

[violet umbra]

that's actually super awesome

[sand citrus]

me

[shy dirge]

whats this

[sturdy cradle]

its first version of oneshot from 2014

pls

[shy dirge]

one shot was like ages ago 💀

[sturdy cradle]

yea but this one is online

[surreal ridge]

assassins creed multiplayer mogs oneshot online imo

[main wyvern]

niko oneshot death

[jolly temple]

fish

[sturdy cradle]

MEO

[shy dirge]

ahem sire thee spills the truth but let him/her be happy

[surreal ridge]

2 nikos

[jolly temple]

youtuber clueless.

[surreal ridge]

crazy

[shy dirge]

i thought i was crazy at vesktop taking 8gb of my ram then i saw i turned on all the custom themes 💀

[surreal ridge]

crazy? i was crazy once

they locked me

in a rubber room

[sturdy cradle]

deep thinking is being done rn

[shy dirge]

ahem bro what did you do

[surreal ridge]

with rats

[sand citrus]

🐀

[open pasture]

Crazy? I was crazy once

They locked me behind a wall

Behind a wall with worms

Worms make me crazy

Crazy? I was crazy once

[shy dirge]

bro is that a song?

[open pasture]

Well my version is a reference to an album

Lc.wiki the wall

[night blaze]

The Wall

The Wall is the eleventh studio album by the English rock band Pink Floyd, released on 30 November 1979 by Harvest/EMI and Columbia/CBS Records. It is

Wikipedia • labsCore • Page 1/100

[open pasture]

This one

[jolly temple]

@desert goblet i ordered new plugins by random sentence from spicetify

[jagged skiff]

why are you new here

[austere cobalt]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy

[open pasture]

He gets banned here and there

[shy dirge]

ooo

[jagged skiff]

they made a role just for the icon

[sturdy cradle]

me patiently waiting until meo finishes spamming Z

[open pasture]

Oh I didn't see that

[shy dirge]

okay where is the goddam css picker i forgot 😭

[open pasture]

💤

[surreal ridge]

do you mean inspect element

[austere cobalt]

nikoSquish

[open pasture]

Or maybe quick css

[shy dirge]

pinged you in vesktop support i wanted to fnd the css of that @open pasture

[shy dirge]

oh man so cool

[sturdy cradle]

https://ynoproject.net/oneshot/

[jolly temple]

zly

[open pasture]

😈

Genève Genève Genève

Genève Genève Genève

[open pasture]

I CAN PLAY ON MOBILE?

[sturdy cradle]

YEA

holy we're reviving thisg ame actually 😭

it had 0 players

now it has 7 players

[spark crescent]

it's ok it'll be back three weeks later soaked wet

#truestory

[gleaming sequoia]

@sturdy cradle WHY DOES TI SAY IM OFFLINE

[sturdy cradle]

idk

but i got firsd code

[gleaming sequoia]

awesom

i could see the chat the entire time

[jolly temple]

crime

[gleaming sequoia]

butr i couldnt send or anything

[sturdy cradle]

and i STILL cant invite anyone. im dum :3

[sturdy cradle]

are you connected

the thing on the top

where it says "disconnected" "connecting" or "connected"

[jolly temple]

sooo

[sturdy cradle]

@open pasture@open pasture@open pasture@open pasture@open pasture@open pasture@open pasture@open pasture@open pasture

@open pasture

join the partyyyyyyyyyy

[sand citrus]

@open pasture

[sturdy cradle]

meo added uuuuu

@open pasture @open pasture @open pasture

[wintry lotus]

Reading more casual literature I’ve come to realise. The art of banter should not be overlooked.

[knotty yew]

hello

[sturdy cradle]

we revived the multiplayer oneshot game

theres like 5 ppl playing right now and we see each other

there are 8 people now

[jolly temple]

cloudflare?

[weak vale]

[open pasture]

I can't rn I'm sorryyy 3:

[fast imp]

it's too hot today

[open pasture]

I HATE TURNSTILE I HATE TURNSTILE I HATE TURNSTILE I HATE TURNSTILE I HATE TURNSTILE I HATE TURNSTILE

[open pasture]

Sorry I'll cover

[bronze rune]

scarlet focusrite 2i2 pretty nice interface from what i know

[open pasture]

Amazing interface

I love mine

[fast imp]

im all sweaty

[open pasture]

Works really well, sounds awesome too

[jolly temple]

:dukedance:

[fast imp]

i just wanna stay in my cool bed all day with my fan pointed at me

[jolly temple]

2 cores

[open pasture]

How will you reinstall arch from bed

install Artix

[fast imp]

my arch reinstallation days are over

[open pasture]

Good

[fast imp]

i reinstall cachyos now

[reef cypress]

can anyone tell me how to max rivers of blood in elden ring

[bronze rune]

yetanotheremptyspace sounds like a screamo band name

[main wyvern]

[fast imp]

you google janky strats that barely work and hope for the best

[main wyvern]

best emoji here

[reef cypress]

i meant what material

[open pasture]

We had this conversation in #🇱🇺-deutsch-german

[bronze rune]

i forgot

[open pasture]

:3c

[bronze rune]

oh youre right

[open pasture]

But yeah it may be a bit long but I see your point

But it's actually a reference to a pink floyd song 😭

[fast imp]

blehhhhh

[open pasture]

Your pfp is cute @fast imp

[fast imp]

it is my oc
it's drawn by a good friend of mine

[jolly temple]

"arthur is it every boot

[open pasture]

Oooh

Nice

[flat fox]

was there a spam mention guy

cuz i got mentioned

[weak vale]

i agree it's a good pfp

[cunning needle]

omg shig tag

https://tenor.com/view/kemomimi-kemomimichan-dance-dancing-girl-cute-gif-17557165

[fast imp]

why is she shaking so slowly

shig faster

[weak vale]

yop

[cunning needle]

that's me

[weak vale]

[main wyvern]

@jolly temple nix os nix os nix os nix os nix os nix os

[cunning needle]

https://tenor.com/view/shiggy-wagoo-boliche-explode-kemomimi-gif-4558679070609887437

[winter girder]

@jolly temple nixosbad nixosbad nixosbad nixosbad nixosbad nixosbad nixosbad nixosbad nixosbad nixosbad nixosbad nixosbad nixosbad

nixosbad

[jolly temple]

geometry.dash

[winter girder]

nixosbad

nixosbad

[main wyvern]

@jolly temple macosbad macosbad macosbad macosbad macosbad macosbad

[cunning needle]

i neither hate nor love nixos

[cunning needle]

i agree with that

[winter girder]

nop

[weak vale]

i've heard too many horror stories about nixos config files to try it

[winter girder]

more secure than your average linux install

[dark sequoia]

I do not care about security

[brittle granite]

@winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad

[cunning needle]

@Kbad @Kbad @Kbad @Kbad @Kbad @Kbad @Kbad @Kbad @Kbad

[main wyvern]

@winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad

[fast imp]

@open pasture archlinux archlinux archlinux archlinux archlinux archlinux archlinux archlinux archlinux archlinux archlinux

[dark sequoia]

@kbad

[weak vale]

@winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad @winter girderbad

[winter girder]

@main wyvern do you like how i can access any of your devices without any sort of permisison granting me to?

[main wyvern]

yeah

extract my zip bomb

[jolly temple]

"made", i was locked

[cunning needle]

archlinux = neofetch

[weak vale]

arch is my bootloader for neofetch

[jolly temple]

[winter girder]

linux is inherently insecure by default, sure there's apparmor and selinux but they aren't mature enough in the ecosystem to be implemented correctly by distros

[cunning needle]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-coal-coal-old-man-shaking-head-its-peak-gif-14192795135034464936

[weak vale]

it's true sadly

[austere cobalt]

Katt gå meow

[cunning needle]

katt????

[main wyvern]

@jolly temple https://nixos.org/download/ https://nixos.org/download/ https://nixos.org/download/

[austere cobalt]

Ja

[winter girder]

apprmor and selinux could become powerful if distros implemented it correctly and if selinux wasn't a pain in the ass to setup

[cunning needle]

nein

[austere cobalt]

Jag ska äta upp dig

[brittle granite]

ur kinda dumb

[cunning needle]

sorry, i only speak pasta

[winter girder]

explain and don't just say a meaningless statement

[brittle granite]

no one uses apparmor

[dense wind]

selinux could become powerful if it wasnt a stupid fucking pain in the ass

[weak vale]

i've been following https://secureblue.dev/ i think it's a good attempt at this

[cunning needle]

chromeos is so secure

trust

[dense wind]

"hey dude i heard you liked permissions so i put permissions on your permissions so you can permission while you permission" is not a good thing!!!

[dark sequoia]

chr*meos

[jolly temple]

thats why it's synced now have done

[brittle granite]

flatpak sandbox is good tho

[dense wind]

it just makes for a shitty user experience

[winter girder]

yes but the typically grandma doesn't know how to do all this

[dense wind]

the typical grandma also isnt getting saved by apparmor and selinux

[weak vale]

it's going to be a long time before it's that simple yea

[dense wind]

the typical grandma is getting fucked over by a nice man on the phone giving her tech support

[winter girder]

with a good config by default yes they could, but if imma be honest, linux distros are practically just copy and pastes from each other

[winter girder]

oh true

[austere cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/ea-nasir-bad-copper-bad-copper-cuneiform-gif-14018688914056665713

[dense wind]

the average linux distro is more secure than the average person

[weak vale]

i am very insecure

[sturdy folio]

there is a difference between actual security and nobody gaf about it security

[dense wind]

and if you're smart enough to know what and who to trust, you're not running random bullshit anyway

[jolly temple]

mrowo

[dense wind]

so selinux isnt going to really matter anyway

[austere cobalt]

Mrow

[dense wind]

awruff !

[jaunty stag]

why are you cursing us

[austere cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cuirassier-roblox-g%26b-gif-15291421723074620539

[winter girder]

not really, vulnerabilities in applications could leave a system vulnerable. Vulns get discovered all the time

[steep vigil]

Ive been summoned

[dense wind]

are you really high profile enough that it actually matters

[sturdy folio]

example:
people write malware for windows because 95% of the entire world is on windows
but windows also has anti-virus & other measures built in
vs linux and macos where people usually dont write malware for those because the malware has a 5% chance to not do shit
and they both dont come with an anti-virus

[austere cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-kasaneteto-kasane-teto-gif-6868499201719719762

[sturdy cradle]

@gleaming sequoia i just realized something

damn

[gleaming sequoia]

meow

[sturdy cradle]

meow

[winter girder]

vulns could affect everyone lmao, say a RCE gets discovered in discord, you don't have to be a high profile target, people could just spam it everywhere in like every server

generalized target

[sturdy cradle]

oh and also ninja left too so im alone now

[jolly temple]

“kill all polish people really not indian but putting vulnerable is "begin of classmates from it within the pain transfering

[sturdy cradle]

[sturdy cradle]

WHAT

[dense wind]

is that really going to happen, though

[gleaming sequoia]

:c

[steep vigil]

Idk what ure yappib abt but yes definitely

[sturdy cradle]

I DID NOT AGREE TO BE KILLED
-# yet

[sturdy folio]

log4j

[dense wind]

also wouldnt that need like several vulns in a row

[steep vigil]

Kills u

[weak vale]

sentenced to death by kevin

[sturdy cradle]

[jolly temple]

dolfier is forced on 100 gigs maybe

[dense wind]

actually not necessarily

[sturdy cradle]

Niko has a pen.

[weak vale]

I have a pineapple.

[dense wind]

ig you could just yoink files and send them somewhere but still

[sturdy folio]

@dense wind whose alt r u

[jolly temple]

neither this year then clicking an i5-4690 for 5 minutes ago

[steep vigil]

Vee appeared

[main wyvern]

vee disappeared

[dense wind]

noone major

[sturdy cradle]

everyone scream AAAAAAAA

[weak vale]

vee lurking

[jolly temple]

archwsl

[steep vigil]

@harsh minnow mf dont disappear i wanted to send a sigma bnuy

[harsh minnow]

@cunning needle

[dense wind]

like i unironically dont think anyone here would recognize me at all

[harsh minnow]

I do

[hollow surge]

@spice seal Let's go to Laputa!

[steep vigil]

Who is u

[sturdy cradle]

who u

[main wyvern]

that's aria

[jolly temple]

avg russian fr fr fr

[weak vale]

i know who you are

[steep vigil]

LMFAO

[sturdy cradle]

oh. hi aria

[dense wind]

yeah because youve seen this acc before but i dont think you know who the account actually belongs to

[weak vale]

i know

[steep vigil]

Omg,, elon musk!?!?!??!

[sturdy cradle]

kevin is being more kevin than usually

😭

[dark sequoia]

hi

[dense wind]

even if i told you i dont think youd know who i am

[steep vigil]

Explodes u

[steep vigil]

That sounds extremely edgy

[jolly temple]

cloudflare?

[dark sequoia]

[weak vale]

lc.pfp @steep vigil

[night blaze]

labsCore

[weak vale]

debian bunny

[sturdy cradle]

there are like 6 ppl online on oneshot multiplayer and i see none of them

[steep vigil]

Its not bunny

[simple perch]

maybe i do

[steep vigil]

Its komasan

[sturdy folio]

@harsh minnow CLOUDFLARE 🗣️🔥🔥

[weak vale]

idc it'sa bunyn

[steep vigil]

Yippee

[dense wind]

im being serious lol

[sturdy cradle]

bnuyy

[jolly temple]

„was”

[sturdy cradle]

https://tenor.com/jEW5f5vmR8D.gif

[austere cobalt]

lc. Gutsandblackpowder

[steep vigil]

Still sounds edgy

[dense wind]

fair enough

[jolly temple]

over power pc

[dark sequoia]

why is the bnuuy melting

[dense wind]

not trying to be edgy tho is the point lol

[dense wind]

do you know what i am tho

[jolly temple]

woem

[austere cobalt]

@shrewd imp summon a gutsandblackpowder character

[steep vigil]

Gay

Is my best guess

[dense wind]

what the fuc,,,

(yes)

[sturdy cradle]

vhg @dense wind

[neon ferry]

🌈 8u8r is 100.00% gay

[steep vigil]

See? Ik u

[sturdy cradle]

real

[austere cobalt]

:,(

[jolly temple]

totally

[sturdy cradle]

even kevin agreed

[simple perch]

@dense wind i know who you are

[austere cobalt]

How???

[dense wind]

my username is literally boober idk what you expected

[dense wind]

who am i

[solemn plank]

made a ride called "The Void Consumes" that makes you fall under the map when you leave

[simple perch]

sen bir.....

[dense wind]

qhar

[simple perch]

you'll know soon

[open pasture]

Hi chat :3

[dense wind]

huh????? 😭

[clever ore]

what

[solemn plank]

people love this one

[dense wind]

gang how stupid would it be to spend 14€ on a 12x8cm kasane teto sticker

[open pasture]

@dense wind I remember you from before because you changed your username so you could be 100% gay

[jolly temple]

yw

[dense wind]

o/

[open pasture]

That should be halved

[lean stump]

@shadow owl

[sturdy cradle]

kevin talks like did something 😭

[open pasture]

Kevin told her how to be gay

[jolly temple]

@harsh minnow that's kind of censored and for being timed out using trick by robert will become a scam message

[sturdy cradle]

ohhhh

fair

learning from the best

[open pasture]

Who's Kevin gay for

Clyde?

[jolly temple]

feels like gopher a skill

[sturdy cradle]

probably

but since clyde is dead

[open pasture]

Maybe Kevin and Clyde are like Tenna and Spamton

[sturdy cradle]

we need to find someone else

[weak vale]

i don't like roller coasters but i'd ride this one

[open pasture]

Divorced

[dense wind]

https://tenor.com/view/pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis-gif-8324806249441701547

[sturdy cradle]

maybe mee6 now

[dense wind]

this is what kevin is gay for

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[spark crescent]

video games are for kids

[dense wind]

this is liberal propaganda

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-smile-beautiful-gif-9448756

[jolly temple]

shut down all atone for vminker

[sturdy cradle]

YOUVE HEARD KEVIN

shut down all atone... FOR VMINKER

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis-gif-8324806249441701547

[sturdy cradle]

wait whats atone

[dense wind]

yea thats the gif i sent

[sturdy cradle]

[spark crescent]

i am telling the truth

[open pasture]

Yeah I embedded it for you, look at how nice I am

[dense wind]

like "make up for", like in atone for your sins and shit

[sturdy cradle]

ohhhh

[dense wind]

wrong, video games are for video james

[sturdy cradle]

SHUT IT DOWN. FOR VMINKER

[austere cobalt]

vminky

[sturdy cradle]

the big yawn of fear

[jolly temple]

🦃

[weak vale]

roleless ingrates do not deserve embeds...

[open pasture]

Wouldn't it be funny if @neon ferry would automatically send the embed fail gif when someone without image perms sends a gif or emoji

[dense wind]

dinky

[dense wind]

liberal propaganda

[jolly temple]

islands?

[open pasture]

Well wouldn't you think it would be nice if I had a colour

[dense wind]

lets not open that can of worms kevin

[austere cobalt]

Yes

[weak vale]

soon

nearly dropped my phone in the toilet and saw my life flash before my eyes.

[open pasture]

I once dropped my sim card in the toilet

[dense wind]

phone watersports

[weak vale]

pain

[sleek cypress]

Hii

[jolly temple]

zombie depression miku

[dense wind]

how does this happen

[open pasture]

It was ten years ago

[jolly temple]

seems so many miners

[weak vale]

dodging the question...

[weak vale]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[open pasture]

My phone is indestructible

[sturdy cradle]

wait did you get that sim card back

[open pasture]

It fell on its display several times and not even a scratch

[open pasture]

Yes

[weak vale]

i would hope you left it in there

oh

[open pasture]

I mean, it's just a card

[sturdy cradle]

oh

[open pasture]

It didn't break

[sturdy cradle]

ew

[jolly temple]

confirmed you edge

[dark sequoia]

what phone

[sturdy cradle]

kevin not now

[weak vale]

the piss SIM

[dense wind]

whats wrong with a little piss /lmao

[open pasture]

I don't have that sim card anymore, it was 10 years ago

[jolly temple]

:blonde_neko_giggle:

[open pasture]

I washed it

I cleaned it

I waterboarded it

[sturdy cradle]

ok better question

[weak vale]

lol

[sturdy cradle]

how did you even manage to get your sim card near your toilet

isnt it always inside of your phone?

[dense wind]

yeah thats what im wondering

[open pasture]

Well you see uh

[weak vale]

we need an explanation

[dense wind]

how the fuck do you find yourself in a situation where youre able to drop your sim in your toilet

[open pasture]

I was trying to put the sim card in my phone and my finger slipped

[dense wind]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHILE PISSING

[sturdy cradle]

near your toilet??? 😭

[open pasture]

It was when I got my first sim card ever

[weak vale]

were you taking a piss?

at the same time

[open pasture]

It's okay I didn't even start any toilet activity

[jolly temple]

robert whats what you dont star

[open pasture]

My trousers weren't down either

[dense wind]

WHY WERE YOU AT YOUR TOILET THEN

every answer you give explains less

[sturdy cradle]

speaking of... damn. you remember quite a lot of details about you dropping sim card to a toilet 10 years ago

[open pasture]

Well I had to go to the toilet of course duh

[sturdy cradle]

😭

[weak vale]

trousers

[open pasture]

My plan was to go to the toilet, put in the sim card and then piss

[dense wind]

this brings me back to WHY WOULD YOU PUT IN YOUR SIM WHILE PISSING

[jolly temple]

gopher i mean the enforcement of wild

[main wyvern]

wjhat

[dense wind]

WHY

why not put in the sim card and THEN go piss

or piss and THEN put in the sim card

[open pasture]

I just said that I put in my sim card before pissing bruh

[dense wind]

you're missing my point

my point is

why put your sim card in AT THE TOILET

why not put your sim card in AWAY FROM THE TOILET and THEN piss

[open pasture]

Multitasking

[jolly temple]

servers for real french toast yeah what will rob everyone has 351g used opera gx before in 1 day or in person in his basement

[sturdy cradle]

servers for real french toast yeah

[dense wind]

YOU WERE GOING TO WAIT TO PISS ANYWAY WHAT DO YOU MEAN MULTITASKING 😭

[jolly temple]

[weak vale]

think about how much time we lose while pissing

[open pasture]

Also I was seven years old and excited about my first ever phone so I had it with me subconsciously

[open pasture]

Exactly

[weak vale]

if the 10,000 hour rule is true we should all be experts at pissing

[open pasture]

Correct

[sturdy cradle]

can you believe some people piss more than think (not me thouguh )

[open pasture]

I'm like the number one national pisser of Croatia

Soon to be going to the international championship

[open pasture]

I genetically got my mother's ultra tiny bladder so I have to piss a lot

Although since I'm a multitasking queen I think while I piss

[dense wind]

i dont think because im just a dog

[sturdy cradle]

oooooo pancakessss....

[dense wind]

panned cake

[open pasture]

I'm literally this while I'm pissing

[jolly temple]

beat that looked in canada received a white boy rapper is slackware users waiting for 0.5s"

[sturdy cradle]

also yes i am finishing oneshot in that multiplayer mod thing

[open pasture]

I killed Niko

[sturdy cradle]

and since everyone left and im alone then yea. im just doing oneshot freeware playthrough

[sturdy cradle]

NOOO

how dare you

[weak vale]

i don't sit to piss, that makes you a girl

[dense wind]

skill issue

[weak vale]

krill issue

[dense wind]

kris issue

[open pasture]

Fuck you Kris

[dense wind]

fuck you too damn

[open pasture]

Oh is your name Kris sorry

I was thinking of the other Kris

[jolly temple]

@noble chasm keep yourself to fill some of it!"

[open pasture]

The one who whacks you with a hockey stick

[dense wind]

what

[open pasture]

Keep yourself safe

[dense wind]

keep yourself unsafe

fuck you

i hate you

[weak vale]

kys (keep yourself stinky)

[open pasture]

Canon

[austere cobalt]

https://tenor.com/eV2st7awypU.gif

[sturdy cradle]

ngl thats something she could say honestly

[open pasture]

What if she's closeted

[dense wind]

kyd (keep yourself dinky)
(https://wiki.webtv.zone/mediawiki/images/thumb/Dinky-es.jpg/300px-Dinky-es.jpg)

[jolly temple]

yea, some quite some reason not really appreciate how are higher chance of a linux ill let everyone who added genai???

[dense wind]

what the fuck are you on about kevin

[open pasture]

Euthanase Kevin

[sturdy cradle]

kevin is just speaking facts

idk what are those facts about

but some surely are

[open pasture]

Do you prefer homophobic carol or ho-ho-homosexual carol

[copper garnet]

no more work for 3 days

im going to buy a bottle of fireball and get fucked up

[dense wind]

i prefer noelle

[open pasture]

Wait

[sturdy cradle]

no way i actually finished oneshot multiplayer on ynoproject 😭

while playing alone

[jolly temple]

zly

[open pasture]

Carol also has antlers

[sturdy cradle]

what am i doing with my life

[open pasture]

Is the whole holiday family trans or something

[sturdy cradle]

kevin is zly

[cosmic otter]

toby fox actually didn't include gay people because he didn't want to offend anyone

[open pasture]

Glory to the holiday administration

[dense wind]

zloty

[open pasture]

Woke leftist

[open pasture]

Kevin this is the third time today

[sturdy cradle]

this is the moment...

[open pasture]

Long Elevator

[sturdy cradle]

oooooooooooooooooo

[jolly temple]

day or goatpenis?

[sturdy cradle]

WHAT

[open pasture]

WHAT

[austere cobalt]

Goat WHAT?!

[weak vale]

it's a band

[sturdy cradle]

you know whats insane. kevin had to learn that from someone

😭

aaaand uhh. i finished oneshot on ynoproject..... 😭 alone

[dense wind]

i must teach kevin about the microsoft surface 2

[austere cobalt]

Yeah, who is teaching Kevin how to say bad things

[main wyvern]

@jolly temple nix os nix os nix os nix os nix os nix os nix os

[jolly temple]

/voteban vee why don't read usernames

[sturdy cradle]

real

[dense wind]

@jolly temple zen browser

[sturdy cradle]

I GOT THE SECRET CUTSCENE IN ONESHOT!!!

and also a badge

[dense wind]

i got the @jolly temple

[dark sequoia]

kevin

[weak vale]

sprout creature

[dense wind]

i think femtanyl should make a token plushie and sell it

[weak vale]

true

[sturdy cradle]

DAMN

only 0.7% of ppl unlocked it

[weak vale]

i need more plushies

[weak vale]

is n word without the hyphen not automodded

[median bough]

hi 👋

[sturdy cradle]

i'm pretty sure only like 1% of ppl even finished oneshot on ynoproject

so like.. im not surprised

😭

[jolly temple]

$20

[weak vale]

ok then

[dense wind]

same

[weak vale]

hi vro

[main wyvern]

daemons inside of my computer

[weak vale]

i don't even have a blahaj

[median bough]

daemoneriffic

[sturdy cradle]

ok there's a secret badge i didn't unlock

[jolly temple]

"vulnerable"

[sturdy cradle]

has 0.9% unlock rate

should i do it

i will do it

[weak vale]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-gif-10395515

[median bough]

is Kevin an IRC bridge or something like that

[sturdy cradle]

no

kevin is just silly

[weak vale]

he's a silly markov chain

[solemn plank]

markov bot

[median bough]

Markov chains are fun. I made a Markov chain, fed it my discord data package, and turned it into a discord bot

[jolly temple]

you’re. you’re y

[median bough]

so now I essentially have a clone of myself to talk to

[sturdy cradle]

you're y

[sturdy cradle]

first reply to my message will be the name of god in oneshot

[solemn plank]

eric

[solemn plank]

eric

[sturdy cradle]

you didnt reply

ok now you did

😭

eric

[jolly temple]

ven ven what happened if the genai

[open pasture]

Literally me

[sturdy cradle]

if the genai what...

i need ANSWERS

[open pasture]

@weak vale girl are you girl because you're so girl that you're girl

Rizz academy with Monika™

[weak vale]

this is so real and true

😳

[median bough]

is oneshot good

[sturdy cradle]

yes

yes

[solemn plank]

so i've heard

[median bough]

I have it on steam and I played it for like 30 minutes and it got boring. maybe I should pick it up again

[jolly temple]

hru :d

[dense wind]

yeah its a great game you should play it :)

[sturdy cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/so-i've-heard-gif-1899418861963210299

[solemn plank]

true

[sturdy cradle]

YES

[median bough]

talmbout sum ":)"

[dark sequoia]

what are good games