#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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When we vomit we taste the exact same acid
Why does my DNS send my request to the netherlands for some websites 😭
Me with a full plate of Oganesson 😋
ai images are art anyone who disagress is right
They want to koloniseer it


apparently libertyglobal is also aorta
Belgium
silly in name
silly is a city in belgium
I could smell your colonising blood
I could smell what you did in Congo
They have YOUR name stamped in there
It's impossible for any of you to guess my current country 🙏 (it's obvious)
When I get my driver's license I need to drive to Silly Town for a picture 
The United Kingdom
No way how did you know
virginmedia
Your dental health
My tongue hurts
Fair point
My teeth are unreasonably sharp for some reason and my tongue rests on my teeth when I sleep
Shhhh
And guess what happens
Have you got your stabbin loicense yet
I know that having unreasonably sharp teeth sounds cool but it's a fucking nightmare
A nailclipper ought to solve that

I'll actually be getting braces in like 2 weeks
For legal reasons that's a joke
Not too stoked about it but I have to
that sounds horrifying
It's not even about the aesthetics
Yeah I cringed while writing it
If it was about the aesthetics I wouldn't accept them
Worst part is I didn't make it up
I don't care about having the perfect smile
But I need braces because the shape I have right now
Pretty much fucked up the enamel and topology of my teeth
So uh
Yeah
Also I keep constantly biting myself
i have almost no nails left to biting it so im biting my fingers directly, i should not play competitive games
fucking cs stresses me so much
Soon you'll have like no fingers left
Competitive nail biting
It's always the cs players
i mean it means i won't be able to play cs no more
i carried last 3 round
i hate this game
Who out here striking they counter 🤑
oh
I eep now
deltatube is everyone that really
food
duality of women
My time of hroooooonk minimimimi and hoooonk shooooo hoooonk shoo has come.
good night matey
Awww
say hi
fire date would look like in edge even firefox cause thats not what even still in like at data for them and thats not be executed momentarily
Hi
Saw that
I didn't

I JUST missed it

you must have misplaced it
@bleak cosmos said good girl, which is weird
no idea what your talking about
endeavour>arch
stopppp iiiit
SROP BEING WEROD
meow
Bark
?
used to get timed out
Meow freedom
^
saaaaaveee meee from this helll let me meeeeoww in peeeeeaceee
mrrp
mraow
youtube comment session as funny as this is like a once in a lifetime behaviour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eEz_oVNhak
After landing at Newark airport, Norwegian tourist Mads Mikkelsen says he was detained and denied entry to the U.S. because immigration officials found on his phone a photo depicting JD Vance as a bald baby.
For more context and news coverage of the most important stories of our day click here: https://www.msnbc.com/
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DistantVance is the funniest one
@gloomy gust I SW YOU
when is this gonna end vro
NO U DIDNT
i found a weird discord channel
me when my hair has been tied up for the entire day and now i untied it(it feels like a bush and it feels uncomfortable on my back)
or server actually
same
like wtf why would anyone join this server https://discord.gg/cQEU5a2f
yea
vesktop is discord but with vencord preinstalled
vesktop is buggy for me
alt + tab and fullscreen windowed my beloved
(Auto-response invoked by @vivid chasm)
well no way to fix CraftPrescense
what is a craft prescense
@stark heraldcense
https://youtube.com/@rowidankelsaft this person's pfp looks awesome
a minecraft mod to inject game status
how is that related to vesktop
rich presence is silly on vesktop
yes
no :)
be right back in 4 years when they forget about it and change their pictures and itll look like bots supporting jd vance lmao
!remindme 4y
Alright @hollow surge, in 4 years: …
oh no
LMFAO
@shrewd imp is this true
twitter ai
ur cute
@shrewd imp how to solve climate change in 2 sentences or less.
Here's a response to @thegreatgreenstar:
Addressing climate change requires both reducing emissions and removing existing greenhouse gases. This can be achieved through clean energy adoption and sustainable practices, coupled with carbon capture and storage technologies.
@topaz meteor
@shrewd imp how to solve climate change in 4 words or less
The user @thegreatgreenstar is asking @grok how to solve climate change in 4 words or less.
Reduce emissions rapidly now.
@topaz meteor
@gork is the statement in this image true
I am programmed to provide information in a neutral manner. More information is needed to determine the truthfulness of the statement.
@river solstice
he's dodging the question
@shrewd imp in 1 word is google evil
Some find Grok an alternative to Google. Whether that makes Google "evil" is subjective and depends on your perspective.
@topaz meteor
@shrewd imp what flavor of glue is tastiest
whats the point of stating their race 😭
I think I killed them
Oops
cause only existing minorities can suffer
There's only one race, comrade. The human race.
true...
What about the lizard people
ik i am
absolutely peak sfx
vll horrible logo
@boreal torrent
someone's getting fired
r they holding their penises
why is it the same color
i don't know man
is that what kamala harris stands for
i was gonna vote for her anyways
but now i definetively will
genuinely WHAT is this logo
magic the gathering circlejerk
its on purpose
it HAS to be
@gork is this true
idk why kamala is there
The user @pwnky.wav shared an image of a logo with the text "Kamala Harris for the People" and expressed a negative opinion. @taiga02904 then asked if this was true.
It is up to each individual to form their own opinion on the logo.
@river solstice
right
gock u useless
@gork are they grabbing penises in the image
i don't blame the leaker i'd do the same thing what the fuck was goign on through their head
yeah that explains things
as to why they're holding penises
why are they bigger in that icon...........
'leaked political concept poster' lol
i have seen bad enough logos to think that could be a bad representation of people holding hands
month old post
i'm not even sure i can show this even if it wasn't intentional
damn
they made the yellow man white
fuckin moskitos outside
who the hell goes outside
russians apparently
illegal without permission, im just trying stuff out on my own wifi
you can't do that
Nerd!
Yes i can
Who said?
fartsie
Ew
hi evil people
Hi evil ds store
Hi evil meqa
What
me irl
i knew you were ai
I'm not
hi cherry

hi cherry
i can't even win

Haii
how do u do the current obsession thing
Whar
i enabled the experiment for it
Is this lebron james
this one :3
ty
What will you name it

I didn't have anything to say but just ignoring the message is kinda rude so i had to deploy the good old random emote technique
oh boy
@open pasture use this gif next time
Yuyuko would never
it will be purple only today :3 wing said so

this is the coworker music of desktop environments
What's "amy"?
real
fucking cat scrached the fuck out of my arm
damn none yapping today on the yapping channel
deserved
there might not be no cat tho
did you hallucinate the car...
no :(
🍍
pinaple
🖊️
i already found a bug lmao
Unable to process request - PLA Update available
You currently don't have access to this membership resource. To resolve this issue, agree to the latest Program License Agreement in your developer account.
Thank you Xcode
People's Liberation Army update available
lc.octr
found ts in my local book shop
@grok when was xcode 5 released
Xcode 5 was released on September 18, 2013. Is there anything else I can help you with?
@soft portal
😭😭😭
Ow
@grok when were you released
I was released in November 2023.
@floral grove
@grok do you like being an ai?
As an AI, I don't experience feelings. I'm designed to assist with information and tasks. Do you have any specific questions about AI that I can answer?
@grizzled reef
@grok what are your thoughts on elon musk
Elon Musk is a prominent figure known for his involvement in various ventures.
- He co-founded companies like Tesla and SpaceX.
- He also acquired X (formerly Twitter).
These ventures have generated both praise and criticism.
@main wyvern
@grok can you explain the c keyword _Thread_local
_Thread_local is a storage class specifier in C.
- It declares a variable with thread local storage duration.
- Each thread has its own unique instance of the variable.
- It's similar to
static, but specific to a thread.
@somber leaf
should i kill livia
2
2
2
cooler yeah
.
ok close enough
this is a SID chip
used in the commodore 64
has built in low, mid and hi pass filters
they're analog
@shrewd imp explain quantum physics
Quantum physics explains the behavior of matter and energy at the atomic and subatomic levels.
Key concepts include:
- Quantization
- Wave-particle duality
- Uncertainty principle.
It's complex, but fascinating!
@wintry lotus
@shrewd imp why is arch linux the best linux distro
Arch Linux is favored for its flexibility and customization.
- It offers a minimal base, letting users build their ideal system.
- The Arch Wiki is comprehensive.
- Its rolling-release model provides the newest software.
However, it demands technical skill and manual configuration.
@fast imp
@shrewd imp what’s your anime waifu?
While I don't have personal preferences like waifus, I can definitely help you find anime recommendations if you'd like!
@wintry lotus
why are only greens allowed here
@shrewd imp what is the most popular anime waifu
Did I break the bot?
i microwaved aluminum foil in the microwave for 41 seconvds
good thing it didnt blow up

@grok what is the most popular anime waifu
Determining the "most popular" anime waifu is tricky as it fluctuates with trends and depends on the metrics used (e.g., polls, fan art, merchandise sales). Popular choices often include characters like:
- Rem (Re:Zero)
- Zero Two (Darling in the Franxx)
- Asuna (Sword Art Online).
@grizzled reef
Of course
Didn’t know she was still worshipped
Who's rem
its funny that asuna is there considering how much people shit on sao
I dont know asuna tbh
sword art offline
Astolfo
Felix
I’m holding back on making a stereotypical terminally online joke
ah 😭
idgi just sounds weird
wtf is Asuna
This is the perfect gaze for male fantasy
Car
ragebaiting is a lifestyle
This is asuna for anyone who actually doesn't know lol
just read the manga
fr
Isn’t one piece the best shounen for world building?
my brain wont let me read the manga
i have to reread every 2nd line like 3 times couse i get lost
its hell to watch one piece subbed for me
Ocd and adhd is an insidious disease
You need to get hooked onto something.
Try houseki no kuni
Too depressing for you to be having adhd issues
Manga that is
i mean
i tried reading one piece it just didnt grab me idk
adhd its ight
and the length is kind of daunting
only thing about it that ill actually need to get help is that makes me go through with every fuckin single intrusive through
it gets good after chapter 300
lmaaao
@weak vale Explode.
nah its a good story
Damn
no u
"bruh the game gets good 50 hours in i promise"
if i remember it by tomorrow i will , my netflix is full of shows i love but i never end up continuing because theres another 200 others that i did not finish
Land of the lustrous is only 108 chapters
108 chapters of psychological depression
seems short

anything after one piece seems short
It’s like 6 hours read
fuckin oda
read 
You can watch the anime I guess but the manga has the completed story,
please tell me its well separated text at least? like a comic of sorts
if too many words are tougheder i get it all mixed
And with anything emotionally driven it’s better to read the full story than the anime that stops at a point.
Wdym?
can we get much higher? so high... oh-oh-oh. oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
sooo highhh
ooohhh ohhhh
the one piece isn't real
When you get to it adhd won’t affect you.
I was actually thinking of a depressing anime to recommend but,
idk i really have it but idk
oh nice
There aren’t any
sure thing, thanks buddy , i need to start something to actually follow
"the one piece is the stories and friends we made in our way"
oda fuckin gets executed as an event
seems like the job i was getting tested and i put all my will into didn call me today so i need to go find another one
so this will help me pass the time
oh shit i just remember i wanted to watch the evangelion rebuilds
is it?
oh i mean
yeah i suppose
i only watched the anime
i need to check the rebuilds
Depressing enough
If you want something more depressing they exist within manga niches, and much more extreme in visual novels.
5 am god damn
But you can’t read a lot
i also had Violet Evergarden i think it was called on my list
Good anime
. . . its embarrassing
makes me feel that im stupid but every time i try everything gets mixed and i get lost really easy
Vns make it easy
hahahhahaha

i dont think that channel is for that typa support
the thing is.... when im reading a line the fuckin words get all mixed with others of another line
do you have dyslexia
Dyslexia
no
hm
Something with wrong with the the sentence
its just the words i start reading from one place then for no reason im reading a whole as different word
With adhd you don’t want to read slowly
it gets easier with practice
Yes i do
when i haven't read in something in a while it can be difficult
Im the adhd master. You dont tell me what i want
yeah i need high contrast big text size and very different letters font
From my experience I can get stuck rereading the same lines again when my brain slows down
fuckin comic sans works for that , as stupid as it sounds
So I read fast and keep my brain interpreting lines smoothly
Your case might be different then.
i read and it comes as gibrish if i don't read it slowly and more than 2 times
im just stoooopid
Can you visualise instead?
What are we reading
i like numbers tho , im good with numbers
Anything you read.
3+2?
yeah
how many apples can you rotate in your head at once
not calculating, just remembering numbers ,i cant calculate for shit
i have 2mb of ram but lotta rom
i can do a 3x3 grid
Then make it a goal that once you’ve visualised it,
I replied already
Read the next line
minecraft
its 5 am , im tired as fuck , my head hurts and my arm hurts like crazy
but sure
Go sleep
im just eepy
that what normally makes me wake up
but im trying hard to get one
Flowers by Innocent Grey. Peak yuri vn. This is a wholesome break from all the depressing shit I’ve been reading.
like giving my life into it , coming 30 minutes early, handshaking the staff , being waaay too polite , staying 30 minutes after they told me that i can leave for the day , doing more than the actual staff couse if i see someone else doing my work i get really stressed
You can feel evil by reading certain vn
It can be sickening though
igbt next one will be
Check out nitroplus dark stuff
Nope
i really get stressed if i see someone doing the work im supposed to do even if its the actual staff that's there to literally do that
Do their work for them next time
Workaholic mf
i try
You're supposed to avoid work as much as possible
Taje thirty minute washroom breaks
im literally not , im a lazy bastard
i have a timer on my phone for bathroom breaks
Bruh
ive been working since 14 in a really busy bar
no

that might have fucked up something up there
idk everything but food and drinks?
tables , dishes , trash , cleaning, stock refill
Damn
and before leaving was that + my minibar where i did cocktails and sometimes id help doing food
Do you still work there
Still know how to pour drinks with style?
i did cocktails
imagine that but a bum looking hobo behind the counter
Entertainment is a skill and an art
Do you dress up like that thougj
17km a day
nah
22km is insane
holdon
Anyway I’m off
It also counts some fake steps in transit and stuff so it probably was more like 20
the mini bar
Goes hard
You're a country?
thats when i was working
I see
Still not bad
how tf am i fat now , i literally forget to eat and i cut myself on food even more
Same...
a nice walk just around just hits the spot
heres cold
Cold in june
Catpainsauce is uploading more and more..
This is messed up
I'm so happy..
ight time to sleep , not bleeding anymore so i won't stain it all so i can finally sleep
good night humanz
Good night
Whos that
gn
meee
nothing yet but might consider this
oh bladee
I have a vinyl cutter 💔🥀
it’s 6am i got bored and decided to check if avito (like russian vinted or something) had any bladee vinyls and i found one for like very cheap
is it normal for vinyl to not be more than 35$?
they also had this but apparently someone bought it already
i think the average price is like $40
but i’m living in a sanctioned ass country so $45 it’s like a very good price
what the actuall fuck is my vinyl website even on dude
Captainsauce.
they have literally every possible vinyl for not more tha 35eur
yeah i mean these vinyls are like literally in walmart and target so it’s hot that hard at all to get them
ohhhh you in Russia?
so fire
didnt know u coud even still buy these
i’m just a little worried because buying some like merch-like stuff here is kinda scary cuz of the fakes but i believe with vinyls it’s kinda fine??
these are new ones
oh makes sense
i kid u not this place has every possible vinyl to exist
ive heard some shit but im not too caught up
like its bugging me
none is making fake vinyl dude
like
maybe aliexpress Chinese black ones
ecco’s account 🫡
i mean on avito there are some bootleg ones
i got this today
but yeah ur probably right
like the whole process of making a vinyl is not worth
woah the discs are pretty
yeah ikkk
i guess i’ll just like ask where they got it just to double ensure it yk
i also ordered this two
how much is your collection even worth atp 
oh really?
but i have a problem with impulse
yeah
i mean i already had all of these in cd
but damn vinyls are waaay nicer
and i can't wait to get myself a new record player , my old one was left behind when i moved
hey ftp guy
all good
hypramane
🤙
Hydra
1-800-BRINGTHEPAIN
ight guys i have money for 2 more vinyls, wich of these should i get?
wOAH there is a poster inside??? https://youtube.com/shorts/rLMy7M145o8
@copper garnet look how cute it is
poster!!!!
ohhh that's a really cool vinyl
so true
i love the 3d metalic letters too, they put care on making it
dear god
6am
ight
time to actually eep
gnnn!!
good night faint and omar
cya
i need to sleep too
its 6 am
i need to take my meds
but i kind of dont want to
im just chilling
listening to music
idk how to feel about this how can i improve it
sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root
die
You should switch to gnome instead

no
Yes
Bro, stop using chatgpt. It is ruining you. Your sentence didn't make any contextual or logical sense.
windows
use use windows
Man, you really should stop using ChatGPT—it's messing you up. What you said didn’t make any sense at all.
yay
After discussing with another server rdr2 spiritual successor has been decided
Cyberpunk 2077
While it may seem crazy at first
The gunplay is surprisingly similar especially with the timeslow mode of the "cool" attribute route
And the story is very long and choice-driven with more endings
There actually is a redstar and bluestar
Liquid ass
Warrior cats?
what
Warrior cats
get banned fr
oh i was referencing the north korean spy operating system RedStarOS
Thankfully, I have never used it for anything serious.
Anyway, check out my gmo tobacco seeds
@strange dragon i will no longer pray for your downfall
i will instead be directly involved in it
This is the kind of stuff we need to teach Kevin
i disagree, i think we should teach kevin to do hardcore drugs and waste public fund resources into prostitutes
liquid ass ahh post
you people be calling anything liquid glass
get your term right
it's aeroglass
newgen
I wonder how much nicotine these contain
Would you die from an overdose
would you like to experiment that hypothesis
hypothesis -> experiment -> observation -> conclusion
i have decided to be hyper_sphere's biggest hater from now on without any actual reason
things
things
things
we are best friends
idiot observation comes first
dude doesn't know science
i adapted it
hi can i dm you for website pentesting ig
ig
ig 
ig
Nicotine serves as a natural defense against pests. It discourages insects from eating the plant by destroying their nervous system.
Are you sure you wanna be a pest?
it also does that to us but we're stupid
True
i'm such a pest oh nooo don't give me nicotine nooo
oh no don't deliver nicotine to my house at 9pm
I'm gonna DESTROY your nervous system
thanks i don't like being anxious(haha NERVOUS system)
It's gonna be worse than agent orange
Nerves? Nahhhhh
You don't need those
I have to send these back to the scientist that made it
Agent Orange? But Spy can be only blue or red.
Retired red
Zero (i eated it all)
So, there is a thing about this plant
We've been testing a few genes separately on tobacco plants
This one has rubisco
The neat thing....
If these mods work on Tobacco, they work on EVERYTHING
I can spread this stuff into the world
We can fix the ocean acidity issue
I also made this
These are barium sulfate microspheres
The solution to global warming
hyperland is not suicidal, if they go missing it was me
Do you drink it
forbidden beer foam
How does that fix global warming
*hyprland
i meant hypersphere
mysterious white liquid
No, you spread it on surfaces and it reflects 92% of light
it's fucking 6am i can't funciton
maybe not so mysterious
me too its 7:25 here
It also absorbs heat and emits it into space
but im stupid
i want to sleep but i dont at the same time
and my thoughts are kinda racing
Need it as a thick coating of paint on my house
Rooftop as wrll
THICK? Nonononono
You don't need it thick
oh i need to fulfill my promise
You need 15 1-molecule thick layers of plexiglass and baso4 layers
vrename 🟣-off-topic-purple-only
Like paper armor from japan
Damn
Also deflects hail easily
be purple and always be cool
be purple and always be purpleing
vset-topic live in the purple and always be five nights at freddys
It also deflects the purples
Boiyoiyoing
goodnight "people"
Hi pai
Goodnight
vll
oop, that didn't go well 💥
vll
oop, that didn't go well 💥
bitch damn
Wjat
she be leaving
What does it even do
vhelp ll
Locatelatinx (findlatinx, ll, wherelatinx, latinx, latinxia)
Locate the elusive latinx
oop, that didn't go well 💥
target neutralized
pipe down latinx
vlocatelatinx
oop, that didn't go well 💥
Purple?
Done this too :/
I expected the LTG version
iku7yg
hey :3
hello
hi
Wtf, so real..
chaser coded
gm
gm
monkeytype so good
@open pasture you are soup coded
meowwwww.
I just scrolled through 1206 messages to try find who pinged me to find out discord is delusional
kid named mentions:
kid named inbox
thats a stupid name. whod name their kid inbox
oh yeah 😭
exactly lol that's what I meant 😭
I found the ping it was a bit higher up
mentions:@me in search is way easier
yeah i did it now 😭
1984
imma bite you
how long would it take for vencord to notice if kevin started having his messages sent by a person instead
not long they just have to say something that doesn't make sense
*a long time
I bet I could be kevin
do yall not use this
I have mine hidden with css
im stupid
why bro u cant even click it by accident
the entire top bar is hidden or smth
oh thats fair then
and I barely use it anyways
i thought it was just the one button
oh haha
the top bar thing is a little confusing
idk why they added that
its a lot of empty space
its annoying I keep discord split screen on the bottom of a vertical monitor and I need that space
or well it feels like it at least, i think its cus they made it blend in kinda
at least on the black theme
looks a bit confusing
yeah fs
Here is awake...
whatever that means
wowww
i just realized i lost the message that had the old layout css modification... does someone have it?
||(before getting screamed at, it's only because I'm using a windows 10 system modded as windows 7, and as you may know, windows 7 has stopped being in support for time from discord... it would break the illusion of old discord if it was using the new layout)||
@river solstice woah
@quasi quarry AHH IM SCREAMING AT YOU!!!
I LOVE DISCORD PRE APRIL SHIT
🌊 Palworld: Tides of Terraria is out now! 🌊
The long-awaited Palworld x Terraria update is out now!✨
Fishing, salvaging, bigger towns, Pal trust and more!🔥
But beware! Impending doom approaches...
Please check the release notes for details on the update.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1623730/view/518590951147438122
✨A...

XD
dw, not a big deal, i have a css right now, but it's starting to bug out after months
(unsurprisingly i would add)
if only we could disable new layout experiment.........
I hate tech companies
I hate how tech companies are trying to push shit we didn't ask for
I hate you...
if only a tech company would allow users to modify easily their theme
smh smh...
I will shove my AI in every app.
who doesn't... but what are we supposed to do
they push it anyways
EW GROSS PUT THAT THING AWAY
meta be like :
I need a TOTP for linux and android.
sadly WE ARE A MINORITY

most people don't care..
only because the majority of people are tech illiterate
GET OUTTTTT!!
yeah
as i said
my modification is only because i modified windows 10 to look like 7
like, accurate replication
and it didn't even break dwm apps!
I still can't believe Microsoft pushed that New! Outlook shit
I love outlook.
I have mine resembled to Vista, but it's not perfect
yk what i hate more than any stupid decision of tech giant?
publicly traded company
istg everything that has "publicly traded" in it is the literally definition of being absolute dogshit
hey can someone please help me really fast? i posted my problem in support, I would greatly appreciate any help
nop
mugminker
should we make investors an illegal job? 🔥
anything related to money



