🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[glass shell]

that's literally it

[hybrid sluice]

sorry lexycat you gotta wait

abriction is playing

[open pasture]

Dude, what I'm I doing.

[open pasture]

@lusty harbor you gonna take this

[glass shell]

you fantasize about john 24/7

[open pasture]

True

@harsh minnow hop on No One Cares 2

[hybrid sluice]

Im Not Signed Into Spotify

NO ONE CARES 2

[glass shell]

no one cares is such a good song but the lyrics put me in a bad mindset guhhh

[lusty harbor]

CHAOSNIGHTMARE XARKANGEL HAS BEEN SUMMONED

[open pasture]

who's that

[glass shell]

im literally pissing my pants rn

[hybrid sluice]

holy shit...

[river thunder]

Alright @scarlet bane, in 5 hours: dyslexic cat dropped. go listen

[lusty harbor]

stream my album whenever you feel comfortable doing so. not a matter of if, but when. you know you will.

[open pasture]

where do i buy it

[glass shell]

what if i only have a radio receiver

[hybrid sluice]

I love heartstrings @lusty harbor

[open pasture]

skull

[hybrid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gif-16827398735784581973

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gojo-gojo-flying-listening-to-lexycat-gif-4158695051984753798

better gif

[glass shell]

lexycat music theory is

fuck music theory

[vapid pivot]

im taking a class on music theory next year fun fact

[glass shell]

i dont like music theory

a lot of it is

stupidly restricting

but you gotta learn the rules before you break them

i really need to work on a song

haven't worked on anything in a while

i need to stop focussing on dead projects and just

throw everything out, start fresh

[vapid pivot]

you should make a vencord song and sell it to vee for $5

[jade finch]

that's what I always say

and it is only theory

[glass shell]

no

[jade finch]

not a rulebook

[glass shell]

i'd never sell anything to vee

don't want her filthly scheme money

[vapid pivot]

I do not know why sorry

[glass shell]

we're not gonna have an answer

bye bitch

[vapid pivot]

Just released a new album about Vencord called "To Pimp a Butterfly"

[glass shell]

to fres a butterfly

[vapid pivot]

To Lina a Testflight

which of these does my app have I wonder

Feels good knowing Apple can't do web frontend alignment either

[open pasture]

My back hurts.

No...

[mossy egret]

@glass shell

[glass shell]

i'll send this to tyler

[mossy egret]

Thanks

I dont know any

[thick hearth]

lobotomy

[hybrid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-manul-morning-pallas-cat-head-shake-head-spin-gif-26955894

[paper gate]

hii

[open pasture]

I almost froze. I became a popsicle for a second.

[fresh willow]

noreplymention dosent have whitelisting entire servers :(

[open pasture]

Whar?

[fresh willow]

huh?

[open pasture]

Qhar....

[open pasture]

Emojis are bloat.

[echo flint]

Someone give me an object to turn into a rat

[fresh willow]

CSS to remove emojis when?

[solemn plank]

i mean its rendering like 500 gifs at the same time

[open pasture]

I have a pretty strong phone.

How I'm I being bottlenecked 💔

[fresh willow]

ok but your rendering like 500 animated gifs

[open pasture]

It cannot be that hard to render 500 small gifs.

[fresh willow]

gifs are more intensive than videos iirc

[echo flint]

Mine works pretty fine when I do that stuff

[open pasture]

GIFs are bloat...

[echo flint]

Someone give me an item to turn into a rat

[echo flint]

Rat cats

[weak vale]

[echo flint]

Also I love this cat

The way they stand on their tails to warm up their paws

[cosmic otter]

its a manul

[echo flint]

It's so cute

[weak vale]

that is peam

[echo flint]

I knowww

It's adorable

[vapid pivot]

lentils time

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter can't walk backwards

wing only can walk forward

[main wyvern]

@paper gate Amp up your profile

[paper gate]

soon

[open pasture]

Sleepy...

[outer radish]

:.|:;

[fresh willow]

Is there a third party keyword notifier plugin? I swear there was but I can't find it now.

[open pasture]

corporations are run by humans like us, the only difference is that the corporations are evil

and greedy

[main wyvern]

the game

[vapid pivot]

im greedy too though

give me 5 dollars

[open pasture]

Only if you give me $10 first

[open pasture]

5 dollars? dude, i can barely pay rent

[solemn plank]

American here. this is statistically true, but it is technically thrown off by " Pizza Bob" who eats over 6.802e+14 pizzas a day

[shrewd marsh]

get a job then

[open pasture]

i can't

i need experience for that

[shrewd marsh]

you can you just don't want

[open pasture]

and i have nowhere to get the "experience"

[main wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/macos-crash-mac-settings-crash-macos-settings-crash-macos13crash-gif-27662368

[shrewd marsh]

it's everytime the same

[solemn plank]

i love how macos apps hop when they want your attention

[open pasture]

"Uppies!!"

[vapid pivot]

I eat this every day

[raw panther]

pizzas georg

[open pasture]

Pizza is sorta ruined for me.

But what is more ruined is my sleep schedule. I need bed.

[main wyvern]

honestly same

it's silly

[cosmic otter]

apps in kde will bounce right next to your cursor when you open them

[paper gate]

yop

[weak vale]

[raw panther]

[vivid chasm]

vencord core (reposted Image)

[mossy egret]

@raw panther

[raw panther]

@mossy egret

[mossy egret]

Hello

[raw panther]

hi

:3

[mossy egret]

:3

[raw panther]

hru

[vivid chasm]

not letting vencord forget about this

[shrewd marsh]

why is that japanese

[mossy egret]

Fine, just feeling old (just turned 21)

How about u?

[raw panther]

happy bday~

chilling after work

starting my weekend

[mossy egret]

Have fun

¿?

[raw panther]

aw

[vivid chasm]

but professor utonium accidentally added a special ingredient to the concoction: infertility

nah but fr it sucks

[raw panther]

I mean weren't you going on hrt anyway

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/north0fnorth/status/1925359361876275200

north (@north0fnorth)

.@united is this good

**💬 390 🔁 3.4K ❤️ 129.9K 👁️ 2.56M **

FixupX · May 22, 2025, 1:13 AM

[open pasture]

yes

[raw panther]

:d

[lapis lava]

True!

You should use OpenSuse Tumbleweed or you will die.

Zypper is the reigning package manager.

Long Live OpenSuse Tumbleweed!

[hollow jackal]

why do cigarettes feel so good in the morning 🔥

[lapis lava]

@scarlet bane @scarlet bane

[hollow jackal]

buenas

[lapis lava]

got a record beeaking 3h15 of sleep

.sb w

kys

555 scrobbles

[vapid pivot]

i think i have this exact calculator lol

[humble trench]

small text

[lapis lava]

small

@humble trench Apple Addict

i was wondering what is ur favorite tech company

[humble trench]

maybe microsoft

yes

dang

then minecraft

mb

[lapis lava]

@cosmic otter starring in Dtmf spotify canvas

[humble trench]

nin0 do you like swift

[lapis lava]

yea

solid language

solid singer

[humble trench]

cool

what code editor do you use for it

[lapis lava]

just vscode since the only thing i make in swift is a bot

[humble trench]

ah

[lapis lava]

?remind june 21 have the sanity to finish https://gh.nin0.dev/darkbulb

[river thunder]

Alright @lapis lava, in 4 weeks and 1 day: have the sanity to finish https://gh.nin0.dev/darkbulb

[humble trench]

i use xcode for everything in swift lol

[lapis lava]

yea fair

sadly i do Not have the ability to run MacOs

[humble trench]

betas

[lapis lava]

or maybe i do but lazy

[humble trench]

if you were not lazy you could hackintosh

or maybe you don't have the required specs

https://dortania.github.io/GPU-Buyers-Guide/

[humble trench]

windows looks weird to me

since now i'm using a mac

[lapis lava]

i like windows tbh

[paper gate]

installing windows rn this sucks

[lapis lava]

neeeeeeerd

jk

[humble trench]

i suggest you to hackintosh

[lapis lava]

how

actually true

installing garbagedows was awful

[paper gate]

dumb account requirements

[lapis lava]

afaik IOT enterprise LTSC doesnt have

you can just hit Domain join and it throws u in local account flow

[paper gate]

idk I just went with standard ltsc

[humble trench]

you saved my life

[red wyvern]

https://bsky.app/profile/kennylauderdale.bsky.social/post/3lpsl4mowu22o scrobble this

Kenny Lauderdale (@kennylauderdale.bsky.social)

Nothing I say about The Ninja Turtles anime could possibly do it any justice. This shit had a scene where Krang hit the Twin Towers with a tsunami & it's not even one of the Top 10 craziest things that happens.

Likes

565

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Bluesky · May 23, 2025, 2:22 AM

[humble trench]

is this too big or @glass shell

[lapis lava]

v- I'm new here

[red wyvern]

can I be new too? lol

[humble trench]

https://github.com/dxamima/syne

[lapis lava]

?

ohhhh

[red wyvern]

lol I found a gif for @scarlet bane

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-latinas-dance-teto-latina-latinas-gif-6854842824448665095

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-WaV-xs7So

[jagged skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602077288296742913/1375305597951414423/20240402_163048.png?ex=683134a6&is=682fe326&hm=843c4af38579fe1d0bb65abfad88da7c054d5addef79b1d59b4a18fa1a7b94f1&

[soft portal]

can i dm https://x.com/fbi/status/1925251558159089907

FBI (@FBI)

This week, the FBI disrupted LummaC2, a popular infostealer service, which conducted millions of attacks against victims. With help from partners like Microsoft, the FBI is fulfilling its mission to disrupt key services in the cybercriminal ecosystem: https://t.co/y5arOMpqrz

X · May 21, 2025, 6:05 PM

[mossy egret]

@hollow jackal

[hollow jackal]

@mossy egret

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-x-shadow-generations-shadow-generations-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-shadow-gif-7175334098478509153

[mossy egret]

Hiiiii

[hollow jackal]

helloo

[digital kettle]

i found a bug in oneui today

[raw panther]

hru oomfie

[hollow jackal]

gud

[raw panther]

same

[hollow jackal]

i had to deal with my grandfather yapping tho

:p

[raw panther]

lol

[keen junco]

sorry

[hollow jackal]

clean the house.

[keen junco]

no, i'm at school

[open pasture]

Good morning Vencord

[fallow pawn]

https://github.com/khcrysalis/Feather/releases/tag/v2.0.1 guys new feather!!!!!!!!!!!!

please react I cried when my previous release got wiped by github actions '

https://tenor.com/view/please-don't-use-the-rabbits-as-balls-i'm-kind-of-good-at-it-touhou-reisen-udongein-inaba-kaguya-houraisan-gif-9552110466476036729

[lapis lava]

true!

my new friend group is mostly girls

[open pasture]

Hello

[lapis lava]

it's me

i was wondering

[lapis lava]

-# @jaunty trellis

[jaunty trellis]

@lapis lava

[last karma]

the domoai hoax is so stupid

did people just suddenly forget bots dont have to be in the server to use their commands?

[open pasture]

should I re draw her

@fallow drum it’s you landing on earth

[jaunty trellis]

idek

maybe

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/achevo-hyacine-honkai-star-rail-hsr-cute-gif-7905703002600602629

Ellescie core

[river thunder]

@scarlet bane, <t:1747966409:R>: dyslexic cat dropped. go listen

[vivid chasm]

?remindme 1w ask Gavin about that thing you wanted

[river thunder]

Alright @vivid chasm, in 1 week: ask Gavin about that thing you wanted

[vivid chasm]

?reminders

aw

what was the cmd

?remindmes

😔

[keen schooner]

Hello

[vivid chasm]

hi

[keen schooner]

What do discord Nitro where @vivid chasm

[vivid chasm]

??

what

[keen schooner]

Fakenitro @vivid chasm

[vivid chasm]

download vencord and turn it on in plugins in your settings

also

[keen schooner]

Send me

Please 🥺

[vivid chasm]

[ornate orbit]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[vivid chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/congrat-snarvindur-congratulations-gif-2860078884969610195

[keen schooner]

Me i know my iphone

Pc no

Please 🥺

[vivid chasm]

you cant get fakenitro on iphone i think

ASK IN #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[keen schooner]

Oh...

[vivid chasm]

pls

[keen schooner]

Oh okay now

[vivid chasm]

alright thanks

they know more

[lyric bay]

i need help

[vivid chasm]

bruh ur not dumb stfu 😭

[lyric bay]

clover iceland

[lyric bay]

truthnuke

[vivid chasm]

trvthnvke*

[lyric bay]

don’t ping me

unless you want to give support

[vivid chasm]

@lyric bay here's a car jack

[lyric bay]

what is jack

snack jack?

jack black?

[cloud hatch]

hyacine and cipher banners are mildly funny to me considering the current story that they gotten added in with

[lyric bay]

minecraft?

minecraft valentines cape se exploit nmc cache cry bleed

?

[vivid chasm]

mein kampf?

[finite saffron]

oh shit everyone uses vencord here

oops

[vivid chasm]

"you know her?"
-portal 2

[lyric bay]

what

[open pasture]

Everyone is j acking off this jackin off that please
start jacking on some reps in the fucking gym

[lyric bay]

thanks monika

[gleaming sequoia]

hell yeah found a theme inspired by the watercolor theme

🙏

[vivid chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/akiyama-yakuza4-yakuza5-yakuza-meme-gif-25779818

[unreal siren]

no

[lyric bay]

@unreal siren Just WHO i was looking for

nvm

[keen schooner]

[lyric bay]

Dude ash ketchum

[open pasture]

Ash ketchum 1247 I'll never forget the mistake you've done

[lyric bay]

Please relax

please don’t spam emoticons

[finite saffron]

?

[keen junco]

hello vencor

[open pasture]

d

[lyric bay]

i don’t get the context

i’m assuming you deleted a message or something

[keen schooner]

Fake nitro where

[lyric bay]

Then said oh shit everyone here uses vencord

[finite saffron]

vencord warrior

[keen schooner]

Please 🥺

[keen junco]

shut up lotti

[lyric bay]

to which i will reply only weird people use message loggers

no i wont debate this yes im god

no your opinion doesn’t matter

[keen schooner]

Please 🥺

[lyric bay]

yes i’m god

[keen junco]

[lyric bay]

dude fake nitro cannot be that big of a deal

[keen junco]

prove it

[lyric bay]

i don’t have to

[keen junco]

yes you do

[lyric bay]

you’ll burn in hell if you don’t believe me

[finite saffron]

how has this vending machine person sent 300k mssgs here

[keen schooner]

Where

[keen junco]

i wont die

i am immortal

[lyric bay]

bro

[keen schooner]

Me my phone

[lyric bay]

are you ai generated

[keen junco]

yes

so are you

[keen schooner]

Settings where fakenitro @lyric bay

[lyric bay]

bro

i genuinely can’t tell if this is a troll or not

[keen junco]

Meinungsfreiheit

[lyric bay]

it’s really funny though

[keen schooner]

@lyric bay

[lyric bay]

Dude

No fake nitro

[wraith plume]

i miss dming clyde

[lyric bay]

Mine only

[wraith plume]

why did they disable that

💔

[keen schooner]

Oh ok...

[wraith plume]

@shadow owl hello fella

[keen junco]

okay komm vorbei

[wraith plume]

clyde so cool

but he no reply

[keen junco]

Hamburg

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

[keen junco]

Genauere Infos gibt's wenn du in Hamburg bist

[lyric bay]

@keen schooner Good news my friend

my 72 year conquest to obtain fake nitro has succeeded

[raw panther]

vns #🇱🇺-deutsch-german

[keen junco]

Ich? Niemals

[neon ferry]

👉 #🇱🇺-deutsch-german

[keen junco]

guh

[keen schooner]

Yes now

[lyric bay]

Do you want to know the method my friend?

[raw panther]

nein

[lyric bay]

Reply “FakeNitro” for Fake Nitro Free Tutorial Easy

[drifting carbon]

hi

[keen schooner]

Ohhh where

[keen junco]

FakeNitro

[lyric bay]

You reply fake nitro

I provide tutorial

[lyric bay]

My friend, not for all.

[keen schooner]

FakeNitro

[unreal siren]

RealNitro

[lyric bay]

Only those who truly seek my treasure may possess mobile fakenitro 2025

[keen junco]

Am I not your friend 😔

[lyric bay]

Welcome; my friend.

[keen schooner]

Yes

[lyric bay]

FakeNitro has been blessed upon you

[drifting carbon]

no fakenitro

[lyric bay]

Restart your Discord

[drifting carbon]

sadge

atleast theres freemoji..

[keen schooner]

Oh

Pc no @lyric bay

🥲 😭

[lyric bay]

Mobile pc

All method

Just restart discord

[keen schooner]

Ohhhhhhh

[lyric bay]

Fake nitro has been injected

[keen schooner]

Send me see @lyric bay

[lyric bay]

Google nitro

[keen schooner]

Oh okay now

[lyric bay]

Google search “nitrogen generator oxygen verzide generation stimpy 1v1 imhackingpvp vs stimpy fox dog walk running gif”

You will receive fake nitro my friend

[junior ridge]

:3

[keen schooner]

Yeah

[lyric bay]

Now, now mungus man

No need to dim the mood

[junior ridge]

magmun

[weak vale]

mungus man

[raw panther]

reading this chat I can feel my braincells dying

[weak vale]

chungus man

[lyric bay]

This is a crazy conspiracy theory

[junior ridge]

its not my fault right

[lyric bay]

I’m all for it

Grant me the chungus

[raw panther]

nah

[lyric bay]

no it’s me

[junior ridge]

yayy

[lyric bay]

and the guy asking for fake nitro on mobile

who kept pinging me

[junior ridge]

but but.,....

fake nitro

:c

[lyric bay]

personally i think im less to blame….

but

that’s your judgement not mine.

I plead innocent

[junior ridge]

i definitely need fake nitro

[lyric bay]

i was actually just gonna send the guy real nitro

then remembered i don’t care anymore

[junior ridge]

waste of money

[lyric bay]

i will not reward poor behavior

[junior ridge]

[lapis lava]

I AM YE

She wanna hop in a Rari @winter girder

[lyric bay]

yeah absolutely

guy is below tos age

i’ll get termed

say fakenitro 3 times backwards in your mirror at 3am

then you will receive

[errant sand]

Ew

German

[keen schooner]

@lyric bay

🥲

[errant sand]

My condolences

[keen schooner]

😭

[lyric bay]

stop harassing me bro

[errant sand]

German is so ass to learn

[lyric bay]

I’m busy

You want fake nitro ping @scarlet bane

They have it

[keen schooner]

Ok...🥲

[lyric bay]

Dude

[errant sand]

Du bist so ein Kellnihase

[weak vale]

wir suchen dich

[keen schooner]

[errant sand]

I'I'm hating on the language

[lyric bay]

lieblingsfach

i do too

[keen schooner]

[lyric bay]

i kinda really dislike german

[errant sand]

Its all fun and games

[lyric bay]

i did practice it for a few years

spanish and korean are dope i want to learn more but im like lazy

[errant sand]

Until you have to learn the grammar

Thats a first

[keen schooner]

Send me see video phone "fakenitro" @lyric bay

[errant sand]

WHAT

[lyric bay]

Dude what the hell does this mean

[errant sand]

Not based

[keen schooner]

Where

[errant sand]

People say German sounds aggressive 😔

[keen schooner]

Oh

[errant sand]

EXACTLY

[lapis lava]

chelsea so white that she attracted to languages

[drifting carbon]

😭

[errant sand]

DU BLEDER HUND DU

[lapis lava]

chelsea face reveal:

[errant sand]

BISCHT DU DEPPERT

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-gif-6459807149581381424

[keen schooner]

[lapis lava]

here it is

[hollow jackal]

me when my impression of german entirely consists of fantasy anime where the incantantions are in german for whatever reason

[keen schooner]

Very sad

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-3103301499368224072

[errant sand]

Austrains sound funny ngl

[lyric bay]

me too though

[lapis lava]

you so white that you headlined the highest selling tour @scarlet bane

[errant sand]

Austrians

Not trains

[lapis lava]

you so white that you cancel bad word users @scarlet bane

[keen schooner]

[lyric bay]

white woman tears

[lapis lava]

She wanna hop in a 'Rari

[keen schooner]

[errant sand]

Kanye west mentined?!??

[keen schooner]

Miss u

[junior ridge]

[lapis lava]

click for free nitro :nitro:

[hollow jackal]

i pee grabbey ⚠️

[winter girder]

how come we still sign legal documents with signatures?? theyre so easy to forge

[lyric bay]

this guy loves fakenitro more than i love my girlfriend

[junior ridge]

ill give you mine

dw

[errant sand]

Is that turkey?

[lapis lava]

no just I AM MUSIC generator

[lyric bay]

turkiye

[errant sand]

OHHHH

[winter girder]

@scarlet bane spell icup

[errant sand]

BASED

BASED ASF

[lyric bay]

“i ain’t no turk”

seems pretty turk to me

[errant sand]

Turks hate me 😔

Yeah

[lyric bay]

@scarlet bane thoughts on the armenian genocide

[winter girder]

just do it

[lyric bay]

:nerd.

[keen junco]

you

[winter girder]

fell for the oldest trick in the book 😭

[drifting carbon]

huh

what does that mean..

[lapis lava]

what's that

[winter girder]

say it out loud

[lapis lava]

iCup

[lyric bay]

turkiye does not want genocide

the government just wants an ethnostate

[hollow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/needy-streamer-overload-ame-chan-kangel-nso-pee-drawer-gif-1994580826872582171

[keen junco]

||i c(ee) u p(ee)||

[errant sand]

Ew

[lyric bay]

turkçe

[errant sand]

eheheheh

7 1

:p

[lyric bay]

are you actually

[errant sand]

HAHAHHA

[lyric bay]

that’s heat

i love brazil

my friend always be talkin about SP and shit bro

[hollow jackal]

chelsea is the only brit-frencho-canadia-germamerican i know

[winter girder]

i love brazilian people with the online discord display name of chelsea

[lyric bay]

brazil try to have a city other than sp challenge

idk the difference tbh

GG

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/brazil-gif-15571371183264064225

[lyric bay]

me af

[errant sand]

Klassiker wie Mozart

[lyric bay]

i live in the slums and then go on the internet and say my country (great britain) is superior

Hold on a minute

[keen junco]

bad

[lyric bay]

German, Germany

Team fortresss 2?

[keen junco]

great garbage patch

[drifting carbon]

what

[lyric bay]

on godulator

the sewers aren’t even that bad

[keen junco]

New Team Fortress game in the works

[errant sand]

Good!

[lyric bay]

who cares

[keen junco]

no

[drifting carbon]

yup this is a scam

[keen junco]

you will.

[errant sand]

SEWER??

SEWERSLVT

?!?!??!?!

[lyric bay]

Nope

[lone dust]

i feel like copy and pasting images straight into file explorer on windows should be possible

[keen junco]

then you will suffer

weil sonst arbeitslosengeld gekürzt wird

[errant sand]

WHEN HER SKIN ERRUPTS IN A CYNTHONI OF FLAMES

[drifting carbon]

guten tag

[keen junco]

ja dann zahlst du extra steuern

[junior ridge]

i love mean

mean people so great

[lyric bay]

nope

[junior ridge]

@ everyone be mean to me

[keen junco]

agreed

[raw panther]

gute nacht

[junior ridge]

too nice

[lyric bay]

ily

[junior ridge]

:c

[junior ridge]

if that were reverse psychology, that would have worked really well

[keen junco]

hiiii

[drifting carbon]

huh

this is the worst cup ever

[errant sand]

Why ping :( fuck you!

[junior ridge]

:D

[keen junco]

[junior ridge]

i should learn different language

would be silly

i wanna learn british

cant understand them people....

[errant sand]

Dont they laugh like this

[junior ridge]

true..

[errant sand]

"kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"

Im gonna do that now

Whats autehntic german

[junior ridge]

probably someone german

i dunno

[errant sand]

Can you teach me brazilian insults .......

BET

[junior ridge]

i need to learn slurs in portuguese

teach me

:D

all of them

[hollow jackal]

sua mãe empina o trator sem camisa e mudando a marcha com o peito

[junior ridge]

awesome

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1363558878872080414> ​ 🇵🇹  Portuguese   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1363556471303831552> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

you are a fucking waste of cum```

Google Translate • labsCore

[hollow jackal]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from 🇵🇹 Portuguese to 🇺🇸 English • Google Translate
throw your mother to see if she bounces 💜

[hollow jackal]

WHAT

[drifting carbon]

???

[junior ridge]

LMAO wtf does this mean

is it calling my mother thicc or fat

i cannot tell

how the fuck would it be the 2nd one

😭

[errant sand]

LMAO WHAT

I mean

kkkkkkkkk

[junior ridge]

"throw your mother to see if she bounces" man imagine saying ts in english to someone

LMAO

[errant sand]

Imagine callings someones mom your bitch

[junior ridge]

honestly.... same

kinda peak

new insult for cod

[errant sand]

Cod :((

Dead game

[fallow pawn]

My new app is kinda peak

[junior ridge]

my friend has cod and thats it

because it literally takes up 80% of this console storage

i love modern games!!!

[drifting carbon]

cool

[errant sand]

300300gb

[lapis lava]

Not Charging @fallow pawn

[errant sand]

300*

[junior ridge]

yop

he has a 500gb xbox and most of it is cod

[fallow pawn]

I know….

[errant sand]

Wait

1:21 am

[drifting carbon]

all fun and games until they buy a new ssd and insert it into their console..

[errant sand]

Why are you still up

[lapis lava]

anyway app looks cute

[hollow jackal]

lc.tr

[drifting carbon]

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from 🇵🇹 Portuguese to 🇺🇸 English • Google Translate
put a denture in your ass and laugh at a dick

[hollow jackal]

laugh at a dick?

[drifting carbon]

what the heck

[junior ridge]

yea but you gotta buy those stupid proprietary ssds or at very least an adapter

he too stupid for that

[junior ridge]

LMFAO WHAT

[drifting carbon]

oh

[errant sand]

Presente!

[drifting carbon]

is this even funny..

[junior ridge]

im just imagining someone really mad at me saying this shit

[drifting carbon]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from 🇵🇹 Portuguese to 🇺🇸 English • Google Translate
"I'm just not your father because your mother didn't have any change"

[junior ridge]

yes, it is very funny

[hollow jackal]

ananı avradını sikerim üstüne de ebenin allahının amına koyarım

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from 🇹🇷 Turkish to 🇺🇸 English • Google Translate
I will fuck your mother and your wife and fuck your mother's god on top of that

[errant sand]

Que otra??

More insults

[icy hound]

what

[drifting carbon]

this would be very useful if you had a system crash or anything

then you can view logs

[icy hound]

what is a turkey mf doing in chat

[drifting carbon]

ok how is this even allowed

like come on..

[icy hound]

isnt discord banned in turkey

[drifting carbon]

this should be against the rules

[last karma]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is hopbush! (#d06da1)

[fallow pawn]

If your system crashed this wouldn’t help + iOS lets you list crash logs in settings

[drifting carbon]

oh

i forgot

[fallow pawn]

This just logs in real time

[gleaming sequoia]

i feel kitty cat rn

[icy hound]

wait they r a mod tf

[hollow jackal]

i dont even need a vpn

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from 🇵🇹 Portuguese to 🇺🇸 English • Google Translate
Son of a thousand whores, among the billions of people in the world, you are the reason for the legalization of abortion
@hollow jackal @junior ridge

[drifting carbon]

thats nice i guess

[icy hound]

oh cool

[icy hound]

[junior ridge]

so real

[gleaming sequoia]

close enough

[junior ridge]

son of a thousand whores!

stealing that asap

im houngryyyyy

waaaa

[errant sand]

Youre basically a science experiment

One kid from 1000 mothers

[last karma]

i love this picture of gary

[errant sand]

Gary.

[junior ridge]

how tf would that even work

[drifting carbon]

gary so good

[junior ridge]

like one dna strand per woman??? 😭

[errant sand]

As I said

[icy hound]

is gary a friend of lary

[errant sand]

Science experiment

[icy hound]

lary the peenar explosion chamber guy

[junior ridge]

i think the amount of science needed for that is waaaay beyond our capabilities 😭

[errant sand]

Says who

[gleaming sequoia]

i make you pizza

[junior ridge]

woaaaa

[icy hound]

A platypus??

[gleaming sequoia]

very yummy

[junior ridge]

pizza sounds good rn

even tho its fucking

3:30 am

[gleaming sequoia]

true

[errant sand]

Presente professor!

[gleaming sequoia]

i need pizza,,,

[junior ridge]

opww fuck i need snack my stomach hurt

[errant sand]

Where do I sign up

[gleaming sequoia]

@scarlet bane what's yo goofy ass doin :3

[icy hound]

i hate yall 💔

@scarlet bane idk i pinged cuz everyone is

[gleaming sequoia]

i will not learn

[steep vigil]

i spawn

https://imgur.com/X1z9EOt

[gleaming sequoia]

goober

[hollow jackal]

no one ever wants to learn turkish (and for good reasons why tf would you learn it)

[icy hound]

me if i was a pigeon

[errant sand]

After school! :p

[steep vigil]

stinky

[hollow jackal]

yemir isnt a word

[steep vigil]

@paper gate can i ban u

[icy hound]

i dont stink silly

[paper gate]

nerver

[hollow jackal]

[vivid chasm]

Final Answer:

About 29,412 ChapStick sips

Would take about 24.5 hours of nonstop sipping at 3 seconds per sip to empty a 9 liter water tank

[icy hound]

greek yogurt

[steep vigil]

bans u

no i explode

kaboom

kablewey

[hollow jackal]

@scarlet bane have u ever listened to turkish songs

[paper gate]

bwa

[steep vigil]

kachowwww

[steep vigil]

u cant rival my sillyness

[paper gate]

i will

[hollow jackal]

which artists

[paper gate]

soon, my child

[steep vigil]

oh ure a father

wow

[hollow jackal]

its defaulting to "yemek" probably

[paper gate]

yes

[hollow jackal]

oh damn 😭 i dont really listen to rap

[steep vigil]

wheres the milk

i thought zoot is like 12

[gleaming sequoia]

Zoot is 98

[steep vigil]

fair enough

anyway i skiddadle

[paper gate]

@steep vigil byebye

[gleaming sequoia]

have fun skidoodling you little scallywag

[steep vigil]

@paper gate bans bans u

[paper gate]

bweh

soon

[open pasture]

Where does a lizard go after losing its tail?

||to the retail store||

@paper gate We're going to the retail store

[red wyvern]

He couldn't handle the details

[hollow jackal]

genres i've heard about only today

[open pasture]

Why does zoot keep blobcatcozy'ing me. I want husk

[fallow pawn]

hungry

[open pasture]

@paper gate Can i get a husk

Wth

Someone took over their account

Free husk for the french

[fast imp]

https://tenor.com/view/mkultra-mind-control-cat-face-gif-2481894448833856970

[open pasture]

Nooo that's so mean

[fast imp]

christian gangsta rap

[open pasture]

[fast imp]

i forgot to update my bio

they're a good artist tho im good friends with them

[hollow jackal]

steins;gate sample

i like it but solely because of that reason

[junior ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1370064773865279528/bitchass.gif

[keen schooner]

@junior ridge

[errant sand]

Bladee is peak

[junior ridge]

what do you want bro

[keen schooner]

Please 🥺, where free nitro?

[junior ridge]

just buy nitro bro

ive had ts 7 years you’ll live

[keen schooner]

Oh where

[errant sand]

ESTROGEN MENTIONED

[keen schooner]

😭 🥲

[junior ridge]

estrogen lovers when testosterone lovers:

[errant sand]

Ew

[keen schooner]

..

[errant sand]

testosterone 😒

[keen schooner]

they're a good artist tho im good friends with them

[errant sand]

L

WHAT

[bold adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjKn0cFDd90

[errant sand]

NO ITSN OT

[junior ridge]

i should take psychedelics and stare at your profile @errant sand

[keen schooner]

@junior ridge

[junior ridge]

what could go wrong

[keen schooner]

Please 🥺🥲😭

[junior ridge]

bro

[errant sand]

It would be funn ngl

funny

[junior ridge]

i am not helping you esp if you’re acting like this

[errant sand]

I would d o it

[junior ridge]

[keen schooner]

Send me nitro

[junior ridge]

No

[hollow jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1370064773865279528/bitchass.gif?ex=68314180&is=682ff000&hm=538d4130611d26d363729bdc3973c242b39a48bb6a2378d6b22973299d39c1b1&

[junior ridge]

:D

[keen schooner]

No, fakenitro

[keen schooner]

Settings

[junior ridge]

dude just google it

😭😭

[drifting carbon]

hi

[digital kettle]

AWW MY MOM FOUND A BIRD IN THE STREET

saved the lil guy from being eaten

[junior ridge]

chatgpt, something

[vivid chasm]

bird.
i helped one live too

[keen schooner]

Google where

[junior ridge]

it’s 4 fucking am, im high as hell and im laying down in bed i am going to be no fucking use to you 😭😭😭

[errant sand]

+1

[keen schooner]

Y

!voteban

[vivid chasm]

i'll try something. vencord does provide full function to linux for discord that the standard client does not -- which i appreciate. but it's quite strange when i pull up a chat application on my laptop as a 40+ conservative, masculine man and a little creature with cat ears comes up and it has a rainbow logo. quite the irony

[drifting carbon]

what is going on..

ugh

[keen schooner]

Ohhh

[junior ridge]

dude I had a fucking stroke reading this

[vivid chasm]

how old are you

[vivid chasm]

youre half asleep bro

[drifting carbon]

im fine with the regular discord client with moonlight-launcher but it crashes when it tries to restart

[junior ridge]

this literally does not make sense

😭😭😭

[vivid chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/please-don't-use-the-rabbits-as-balls-i'm-kind-of-good-at-it-touhou-reisen-udongein-inaba-kaguya-houraisan-gif-9552110466476036729

[hollow jackal]

they dodged the question..

[junior ridge]

insert my nickname here

[signal rose]

my nickname

[hollow jackal]

woof

[junior ridge]

crying

you didnt read min requirements??? 😭

also wtf modern cpu only has 4c

thing must be ancient

“spare”

what the fuck

that’s like so much better than mine

[jaunty trellis]

3fps

[wary timber]

hello people

[errant sand]

3fpm*

[sullen helm]

thats about 0.20 frames a second i think?

[errant sand]

Maybe

[drifting carbon]

i thought it meant that it wasnt supported by their support discord channel..

im stupit

[spark crescent]

it was raining and i fell and i think i have drain bamage

[spark crescent]

Hey You're The act like ur pronouns Guy

[errant sand]

Your drain stopped working

Down the drain???

Sewerslvt ref???

[spark crescent]

ssorry i don't get it i only listen to real music artists

[errant sand]

?!?!?!???

Sewerslvt is real...

[lavish owl]

is your name inspired by sewerslvt

[errant sand]

Uhhhhhh

Maybe

:3

[spark crescent]

real ones has concerts

[errant sand]

My entire profile is inspired by sewerslvt

[spark crescent]

😬

[errant sand]

What about underground artists?

Or dead artists?

3/10 ragebait tho

[spark crescent]

what are dead artists

[spark crescent]

😢

i thought i did good....

[errant sand]

Not enough for a 10/10 rage bait

It was too obv

[errant sand]

Dead, duh

[spark crescent]

may they rest in peace

[late vessel]

whatever, go fatass bnuuy

https://tenor.com/view/giant-fatass-bnuuy-bunny-bnuuy-rabbit-rabbit-whatever-gif-15720990188084548831

damn

embed fail

[vivid chasm]

goub

https://tenor.com/view/please-don't-use-the-rabbits-as-balls-i'm-kind-of-good-at-it-touhou-reisen-udongein-inaba-kaguya-houraisan-gif-9552110466476036729

[vivid chasm]

talk till 2,500 msgs in here and u might get embed perms

[junior ridge]

me fr

[vivid chasm]

40 year old man irl btw

[junior ridge]

[late vessel]

guh

im too lazy to type smh...

[junior ridge]

i hate being 40 my back hurts oughhh

[vivid chasm]

real

communication through memes tops

[late vessel]

get this man a

[vivid chasm]

self react cuz idk

https://tenor.com/view/please-don't-use-the-rabbits-as-balls-i'm-kind-of-good-at-it-touhou-reisen-udongein-inaba-kaguya-houraisan-gif-9552110466476036729

[worn bison]

[vivid chasm]

do you contain flantanyl

[worn bison]

yes

[vivid chasm]

im going to oil change you (pump out your blood to filter it and pump it back in)

-# (yes thats a thing)

[fallow pawn]

Bunny

[errant sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bunny-cute-gif-5465907235799547422

Real bunny

[visual quiver]

Is there a vencord version for mobile?

[unreal siren]

is there a place of frequently asked questions

oh wait #faq

[sullen helm]

schlawgs
i got sent ANOTHER scam
and i asked them for proof on how they found me
and they said they found me in a mutual server
i asked what one
cuz we had no mutuals
they said a fucking roblox server
im not in a roblox server
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

i have been sent like

30 scams this year

what the fuck

[open pasture]

The sleepy has consumed.

[heavy gorge]

Hello

[errant sand]

wlw

[blazing moon]

WHERE

[open pasture]

Me.

[errant sand]

The tag!

Based!!!

[open pasture]

Yeah.

[blazing moon]

FUCK YEHA

mizukis def a lesbian so i pretty much have the wlw tag if you really think about it

[junior ridge]

WHAT

my beloved….

[junior ridge]

if you like that tag what do you think of my domain

[errant sand]

What's your domain?...

[junior ridge]

guh

idk why the image didn’t attach to that message 💔

[errant sand]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[heady turret]

Hauau

Haye

[junior ridge]

:D

[heady turret]

Im yoinking this gif hope u dont mind

[junior ridge]

my beloved

[open pasture]

Sex domain

Oh wait.

[heady turret]

Im so perplexed

[open pasture]

I read the wrong thing..

[vivid chasm]

i dont mind dw

[errant sand]

GAMBLING

MY BELOVED

[junior ridge]

:D

[open pasture]

This is a very shiggy moment.

[junior ridge]

i also have my personal domain but it’s not anywhere near as peak at this one

[errant sand]

Nothing beats gambling.girlskissi.ng

[junior ridge]

true…..

[open pasture]

Gambling and drinking with girls though...

[simple perch]

why does this matter

[errant sand]

And smoking

🤤🤤

[drifting carbon]

hi

[errant sand]

Like

Getting high

[junior ridge]

hiiii

i can do all those :D

[errant sand]

Heyyyy

[junior ridge]

and by i can i mean I already will

[open pasture]

Hi! I can't do any of those.

[drifting carbon]

smoking and gambling is bad

[open pasture]

[junior ridge]

booring…

[errant sand]

https://tenor.com/view/fuwamoco-internet-debate-bau-bau-gif-12436518011737535757

[errant sand]

You can tho

I wouldn't actually smoke smoke