🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[ripe willow]

One host node may have 256gb of RAM

But between all the VMs on it

It's got 512 allocated

[winter girder]

I'm ngl, over provisioning isn't bad as long as it's not like 50 over provisioned servers

[ripe willow]

Basically depends on your luck

If you get a host node that is super populated

[sturdy folio]

whelp contabo worked for me

[ripe willow]

Luckily I only run my vesta stuff

On it

So it doesn't bother me

[winter girder]

Does .75 cents every 1gb of ram sound good, ill have to work out storage and stuff later

[ripe willow]

It's not terrible,
And it makes sense

Unlike um

10 years ago

[stark herald]

MALWAREANALYST

[ripe willow]

When the VPS market made bang money

If you don't have a set client base, you need to spend less

And over provision

In order to break even on your net cost

[winter girder]

I'm trying to make a name for myself by giving a couple of people free servers 🙏🙏 this will work trust

[ripe willow]

nether.rip moment

Free IPV6 only servers

[winter girder]

Only problem is that my current host doesn't support ipv6

[ripe willow]

I know the owner of that too

Alexa is my wifey

[winter girder]

How tf do they support ipv4 but not ipv6 come on 💔

[ripe willow]

hostsailor has a reason for being expensi:3

[winter girder]

Whats the reason

[ripe willow]

Sketchy reason though

ampnode used to resell hostsailor servers

And those were servers pre-set up to do reflective/amplification ddos

BCP38? What's that???

:3

IPHM

[winter girder]

So they just screw over everyone else then?

[lapis lava]

irrelevant in this day and age

[ripe willow]

essentially, certain hostsailor location is "bulletproof"

[lapis lava]

just use cloudflare

[ripe willow]

This

[winter girder]

When it comes to hosting it really does matter

[lapis lava]

and i'd just use tailscale to ssh in

[sturdy folio]

tailscale is so good

[ripe willow]

Gotta make that bag somehow

[winter girder]

I could always just get a netcup server and use it as a reverse proxy

[lapis lava]

yopp

[winter girder]

How is anyone paying those prices

[ripe willow]

Cyber crime pays money

[sturdy folio]

maximum security server only allow ssh connections from the tailscale ip with ssh key

[ripe willow]

There's so much abuse content hosted on hostsailor it's ficked

reminds me of ecatel

😭

[winter girder]

How, do they just not listen to the law

[ripe willow]

At least ecatel's spoofing capabilities are trash

First time I bought an ecatel

I was having an issue with my website

So I checked my access and error logs for Apache

[lapis lava]

this is unironically what you should do

except use Tailscale SSH which automatically authenticates you if you use tailnet IP and you can use acls to control who connects to what

[ripe willow]

there was totally not 100+ different IPs trying to hit /panel/gate.php

Which is obvious sign of http botnet

:')

[sturdy folio]

tailscale ssh wasnt a thing yet when i was still actively using it 😭

[lapis lava]

sad

[ripe willow]

I wanted to rake the bots so bad
But I was not about to spend years trying to guess the encryption key(s) for comms

Yet alone figure out the command structure for whatever bot it was

[ripe willow]

This is how all your servers should be set up though

Regardless of tailscale

[winter girder]

I raw dog my ssh

[ripe willow]

drop all, reject none
SSH Key just goes without saying

[ripe willow]

You at least got fail2ban?

[winter girder]

Its a joke lmao

I switched to the tailscale side

[ripe willow]

No this is real asf

[winter girder]

"It's ladies first"

[sturdy folio]

of course always ssh key tailscale just also adds the barrier of needing to be on a device with a tailscale account with access

[ripe willow]

If I'm hearing a bump in the night, we go shoot the ATF, together!

[stark herald]

hiii chat

[winter girder]

You enable ssh key on tailscale?

[ripe willow]

Before they find the dog

[stark herald]

@winter girder

[winter girder]

@stark herald

[stark herald]

Hi.

[winter girder]

Ping me again and your liver goes byebye

[sturdy folio]

honestly

[ripe willow]

People that use cloudflare but don't set up IPTables rules properly to drop all traffic that isn't a cloudflare IP

[sturdy folio]

id rather just lock behind tailscale ip and ssh key because purely relying on tailscale ssh would leave you vulnerable to tailscale vulnerabilities

[ripe willow]

Grind my gears

[sturdy folio]

im just too lazy tho :3

[ripe willow]

LOL

Idk why they don't provide a bash script for it

[winter girder]

Everything will get a vuln 😓

[sturdy folio]

thats not a good argument against you trying your best to prevent them!

thats just nihilism

[ripe willow]

.

[winter girder]

Atp ill just open ssh with no auth whatsoever for root user

[ripe willow]

Everything will get a vuln, so lock that shit down

[winter girder]

Nothing will happen

Right?

[ripe willow]

Change SSH port from 22, then set up a fake SSH environment on 22

And honeypot

Ezpz

[winter girder]

Too much work

[ripe willow]

Bruh

[winter girder]

I'm the best sysadmin, hire me

[ripe willow]

sysadmin work too stressful

Not worth it

[sturdy folio]

i see it like this
ssh key without tailscale: one of your devices gets breached -> attackers have access to your ssh key -> attackers have access to your server
tailscale ssh: tailscale gets breached -> attackers have access to your server
tailscale ip + ssh key: tailscale gets breached -> attackers try to connect to your server -> no key and access is denied and vice versa

[ripe willow]

Imagine being on call 24/7 in case prod goes down

But you're salaried so you don't even make OT

Imagine having to deal with dumbass coworkers breaking shit (me)

[winter girder]

If your device gets breached they already have your ssh key atp

[winter girder]

"Whoops, didn't know dropping the entire db would ruin prod"

[sturdy folio]

yea thats what i said

[ripe willow]

"woops. Sorry I found a critical vuln in our internal infra. You can't sleep tonight, you have to patch that"

:3

Devs generally don't have access to prod DB

That's sketch

[sturdy folio]

LMAOFOSANGADSOGNAO SPYWARE.NEOCITIES

[winter girder]

I read that wrong but it's HIGHLY unlikely for tailscale to be breached

[sturdy folio]

if you are curious https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/brave

[ripe willow]

Isn't brave known for doing sketchy shit

[sturdy folio]

there is always a chance ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ripe willow]

Highly unlikely for solar winds to get breached too

[sturdy folio]

yeah they have done a bunch of sketchy shit before mostly in relation to crypto

[ripe willow]

But that happened

[winter girder]

Once google gets leaked it's so over

[ripe willow]

OKTA breaches my beloved

[winter girder]

Do you think Google will ever get breached

[ripe willow]

It's not out of the question

Orange had their RIPE account hijacked...

[sturdy folio]

like spyware.neocities is probably a joke it very much looks like its serious though

[winter girder]

Who the hell is orange

[ripe willow]

What's scary is when you know someone who found working creds for a certain FBI portal in Telegram servers that give "sample" data from their stealers

:')

[ripe willow]

https://www.orange.com/en

Orange Telecom

[winter girder]

Oh

[ripe willow]

RIPE is one of the largest internet authorities

Having their RIPE account hijacked could've ended badly

But the person just wanted clout and did it to bring attention to the fact that the creds were ALSO gotten from stealer logs

Good news, my cat has finally started sleeping in bed with me

Nice.

[winter girder]

Every hack i hear about is never cool anymore 😓

Its always social engineering

Not some like secret backdoor that was found

[lost furnace]

real

[ripe willow]

That wasn't SEing

[stark herald]

how

mine used to do it

[winter girder]

You're stinky

[sturdy folio]

they made software too secure since the release of rust it sucks i know

[stark herald]

maybe i move too much

[ripe willow]

I mean, potentially they got SE'd in to running the stealer

But it's also possible some dumbass ran cracked software which was infected

[ripe willow]

LOL
Cope

xz backdoor wasn't even that long ago

[lost furnace]

I await the insecurity of rust

[ripe willow]

And that was kinda genius

[ripe willow]

All it takes is one shitty developer

[open pasture]

yooo

[ripe willow]

C is fine, until you have a shitty developer writing it

[winter girder]

It wouldn't have affected any major corporation tho

[slow urchin]

Idk if it's just cuz it's my second programming language (not including html and css) but kotlin is awesome it's such a fun language so far

[open pasture]

nice i can

ouu

[ripe willow]

isn't xz in like everything?

That's a supply chain attack at that point

[winter girder]

Most of them use authenticated ssh tunnels like tailscale

[lost furnace]

im playing pokemon go on 2 phones im so cool

[winter girder]

xz affected ssh connections

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-hatsune-miku-hatsune-washing-machine-gif-4863029126409914383

[ripe willow]

I mean, it's like solarwinds

[lost furnace]

aaaa

[ripe willow]

You get in to one

[winter girder]

And any smart company wouldn't use ssh like that

[ripe willow]

Infect their products

And pivot

[lost furnace]

a

the.

[ripe willow]

That's putting a lot of trust in people you shouldn't put trust in

:)

[lost furnace]

I trust koda with my life

[winter girder]

Google already has all my info what more could I give them

[winter girder]

:3

[ripe willow]

Adrenochromes and your first born child

[stark herald]

ping zt

[winter girder]

YOU'RE RIGHT, sending them an email rn

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/miss-jay-jay-tyra-antm-americas-next-top-model-gif-4040226487718382132

[ripe willow]

@paper gate smelly asf

[open pasture]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[lost furnace]

not my kitty cat noo

[paper gate]

@stark herald

[sturdy folio]

its true

[main wyvern]

[ripe willow]

It's cope

I gotta sleep, but that's cope

[winter girder]

I dont like people who act like someone is constantly trying to get them and ONLY USE signal, proton mail, and mullvad vpn. The only exception is if you're under an oppressive government or someone is actually trying to get you

[lost furnace]

I cope by saying xenoblade chronicles x is a flawless game

[ripe willow]

I know funny people

[sturdy folio]

most rust hate purely comes from its new or the community there is almost never a real argument against the language itself

[drifting carbon]

hi

[winter girder]

I know funny people too @lost furnace is one of them

[lost furnace]

I dont like the rust logo

[ripe willow]

My Rust hate is that it's pointless for me, and there's people shilling it calling other languages bad because "Rust better"

[lavish owl]

arguably, one could say you're part of the problem

[ripe willow]

When shitty developers can write shitty code that is also vulnerable

Just like C

[winter girder]

Soon us government will be classified as oppressive

[ripe willow]

I tend to dislike languages when language elitists try to shove it down my throat

[winter girder]

PHP is so good. I'm shoving php down your throat.

[ripe willow]

Signal important for funny people:3

[ripe willow]

LOL

[sturdy folio]

of course, the benefit of rust is that it makes it difficult to write bad code

[winter girder]

I'm alright with signal but I'm talking how they won't use anything that's big tech related

You ask them to get on Instagram and they're like "meta stealing my data' they're doing that anyways 😒

[sturdy folio]

proton mail is cool because its ui doesnt suck

[lost furnace]

okay this is 100% cope you didnt even respond to anything else

[ripe willow]

My love for PHP actually comes from when I was heavily in to exploit development in my teenage years

When I got in an argument with someone back in the Skype days who said "these languages are bad. You shouldn't use them. Only Python and C++ are good, because those are the only languages you can write RCEs in"

[sturdy folio]

hm?

[lost furnace]

I <3 php

[ripe willow]

From that point on, I made it my goal

To write every exploit I ever wrote

In PHP

Even my eCPPT exam, when I had to write the buffer overflow, and they gave you a sample file in Python for connecting to the server

[winter girder]

@lost furnace you will unlike php

[ripe willow]

I didn't use it, I wrote it in PHP

[lost furnace]

idk never used it im not old

[ripe willow]

It actually made the exam easier, because I didn't need to proxychain

I just dropped the php file on a webserver that was in the same vlan

As the target server

[vestal swan]

is the rust argument happening again

[winter girder]

You will like php now

[ripe willow]

That's fucked

[lavish owl]

there's nothing wrong w rust itself

[winter girder]

Gn gay people

[lost furnace]

im being serious ive never coded in php

[ripe willow]

Not what I'm upset about

[main wyvern]

personally i just use english

[vestal swan]

imo there are a couple of weird syntax things but the bigger issue with rust by far is parts of the community acting like self absorbed jerks

[ripe willow]

I'm not old

I was born this century

[sturdy folio]

there is a group like that in every community, its just more prevelant with rust because most people would rather bitch about rust being """"""""""""""shoved down their throat"""""""""" than look it it, look at their use case and think about if its maybe actually better?
most rust internet arguments do boil down to "i dont like it", to the point where i see people online say they dislike rust because its a "religion" and "the leftist extremists" by people with a severe case of C language elitism
C has its uses, just like rust, and just like every langauge ever

[winter girder]

@main wyvern youre so funny

LOOKING

[vestal swan]

lifetime syntax my behated always

[winter girder]

AHAHHAHA

[lost furnace]

you could be 25 years old for all I know

[ripe willow]

I've used Rust

[main wyvern]

dr pepper is funny looking

[ripe willow]

I tend to base my judgement on most languages like that on my ability to write malware samples in them

[lavish owl]

aren't you doing something close here (or well, you talk about it too much imo)

[winter girder]

You're not funny.

[lost furnace]

koda is funny

[ripe willow]

And the extremely inflated file size due to the std lib packing everything in it

Is nonsense

Causing malware to get bloated and be meh

[winter girder]

Yes, verbally assault @main wyvern

[main wyvern]

all dr peppers will explode

tomorrow

[lost furnace]

doesnt have me added so bet

[main wyvern]

bad drink

[lost furnace]

@main wyvern you stinky

[vestal swan]

honestly my biggest complaint has to be that rust has no stable abi after 10+ years

nothing

[drifting carbon]

h

[vestal swan]

so everything is compiled in

[lost furnace]

a

[sturdy folio]

its not like you cant build the std yourself and remove the stuff you dont want
rust is also heavily optimised for developer experience and its to reduce compile times

[vestal swan]

I know they're working on that one thing

[drifting carbon]

all coca colas and pepsis will survive

[lost furnace]

std? wtf are we talking about

[ripe willow]

Maybe that's an old antiquated way of thinking about it, but I grew up in communities where you'd be flamed for having malware that couldn't be reliably executed via BEPS/Sundown or RIG

[vestal swan]

standard library

[slow urchin]

XML - Xitter Markdown Language

[winter girder]

I love giving people my std

[sturdy folio]

interesting

[vestal swan]

some people say stl, some people say std

[sturdy folio]

i have to go for a bit though, break time at work
was nice talking to you!

[ripe willow]

You too!

Enjoy work

[lost furnace]

please never abbreviate standard library

[ripe willow]

I need to sleep anyways
Meetings today

[vestal swan]

stl

[lost furnace]

if anything abbreviate it "sl"

[slow urchin]

This is a real thing people enjoy called "spreading" 😭 I'm not even kidding there's a group of people who just do that for fun

[lost furnace]

that works too

anything but std

[vestal swan]

every programming language ever calls it std though

[fallow pawn]

hai friends

[lavish owl]

sexually transmitted language

[main wyvern]

std

[ripe willow]

It's also illegal in the majority of places

[vestal swan]

so not much you can really do about that

[ripe willow]

STD is an outdated term anyways

[slow urchin]

Wait how would that be illegal bc spreading is with consent

[vestal swan]

oh your name is filtered now apparently 😭
but haii

[ripe willow]

Sexually Transmitted Infection

[ripe willow]

Not the same
There are people who intentionally hide their STD and spread it to people

[slow urchin]

Ohhh yeah

[lost furnace]

i love stds (guys im using slang for standard library, its just slang guys)

[slow urchin]

People do that too

😭

[slow urchin]

Calc (short for calculator)

[vestal swan]

std::max

[ripe willow]

std, not stds

[fallow pawn]

v+ regular

call me samsam

[stuck blade]

Hi guys

[vestal swan]

thank you 😄

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mika-misono-mika-mika-misono-blue-archive-blue-archive-mika-gif-18297487784122490844

[lost furnace]

plural standard libraries mb

[slow urchin]

@vestal swan guh another one

[ripe willow]

Lol

[vestal swan]

yues i am god

(the com kids found my account again)

[fallow pawn]

helloo

szofi_i201504

[slow urchin]

Wearr is one wearr is all

[drifting carbon]

hi

[ripe willow]

Forever yours,
Comm affiliated~

Abi, signed and dated.

[slow urchin]

What do you keep doing 😭

[vestal swan]

I did a bit too much trolling a couple months ago and pissed them off

basically the equivalent of sticking my hand in a wasp nest

except the wasps are just a minor inconvenience

[ripe willow]

Real.

[slow urchin]

"My bad mild trolling sends terrorist threat cutely" - wearr 2025

[jolly sparrow]

[vestal swan]

😭 nothing that bad

Mostly making fun of them and calling them some names I probably shouldn't have

[lost furnace]

what names

[vestal swan]

[lost furnace]

wearr tell me

[slow urchin]

Lmfao

[lapis lava]

vencord

[jolly sparrow]

slur

[main wyvern]

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[paper gate]

[main wyvern]

[stark herald]

your hate fuels me

[slow urchin]

honky, bullmonger, choom, etc

Rapscallion

Renegade

[lost furnace]

shut up vincent

[slow urchin]

Scoundrel

Ratsbane

Scullion

[paper gate]

fres is a slug

[vestal swan]

did you get this image from okbuddyhololive

[slow urchin]

Fun fact the old word for "foolish person"
Is
"Fopdoodle"

[main wyvern]

fres is stupit

[jolly sparrow]

nat

[vestal swan]

hey
don't be mean to fres

[fallow pawn]

no i got it from rosie

[slow urchin]

Fres is very much a gollumpus dorbel

Lc.urban gollumpus

[night blaze]

No search results found.

[slow urchin]

Lc.define gollumpus

[night blaze]

No definition found.

[slow urchin]

How

[paper gate]

that's a snat

[main wyvern]

[slow urchin]

I love 18th century slang

[slow urchin]

Why so unfloof

@vestal swan very afternoonified very demure

Damn slang so old even autocorrect doesn't know about it

@stark herald is an arf'arf'an'arf

Arf'arf'an'arf: Described a drunkard who drank half-pints of beer.

@main wyvern you are a gentleman's companion

Gentleman's companion: Lice.

LMFAO

[jolly sparrow]

???

[lavish owl]

red foxes aren't that floof in the first place

[drifting carbon]

i am NOT getting vencord+

[wheat eagle]

Hi

[prisma compass]

Hi orange

[wraith osprey]

yeah ok

so fake

[drifting carbon]

i was joking

[wraith osprey]

CAUGHT

[lapis lava]

@wraith osprey ive got a blank fres

[wraith osprey]

stamp it with freaky print

[paper gate]

freaky fres

[wraith osprey]

1984 nino isnt cooki

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey are you a freak

[wraith osprey]

IM A FREAK

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey

[wraith osprey]

into my folder

[paper gate]

can I live in your folder

[wraith osprey]

you can go in a little terrarium jar

your home

[paper gate]

yes

[lapis lava]

@wraith osprey

[sturdy folio]

why are you all cooki

[static valley]

my phone can shoot in 4K 120????

wtf

[wraith osprey]

they love me

[static valley]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-meme-memes-funny-lie-detector-gif-16518718931763553074

[small bramble]

damn

[slow urchin]

Guh i didn't know that's why i asked

[slow urchin]

TRA(I)NS!!!!!

Kotlin is love

Kotlin is life

[static valley]

GUYS

NOTE TO SELF

[strange garden]

h

[static valley]

DO NOT STICK A WINDSHIELD WIPER UP YOUR SLEEVE THEY CAN SHED FIBERGLASS FIBERS

ARRHHGHHHHH

OW OW OW OW

[keen kernel]

pokes your exposed nerves

shit sorry i slipped

i didnt mean to

i pwomise

[static valley]

😭

bro pins and needles got nothing on fiberglass shards

[keen kernel]

oh

oh no

scary

[last karma]

fiberglass is tasty

[slow urchin]

Are exposed nerves an actual thing

[static valley]

yeah

[wraith osprey]

STOP

[static valley]

REEEEEEEEEEWWW

[slow urchin]

Deleting that

[static valley]

EWWWWWWWWW

[slow urchin]

Very husk

[static valley]

WHAT THE FUCK VINCE

[slow urchin]

😭

[spring trellis]

open vencord
see an exposed canal

[keen kernel]

i clicked off for one second

[slow urchin]

I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS TEETH

[main wyvern]

horror

[keen kernel]

what did i miss

[slow urchin]

I DIDNT KNOW

[static valley]

NEVER EVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN

[keen kernel]

please send it again

[slow urchin]

😭

[keen kernel]

do it again

[spring trellis]

just look it up yourself oml

[keen kernel]

AGAIN AGAIN

[static valley]

😭

[keen kernel]

PLEASE I MISSED IT

[wraith osprey]

vincent lc.g'd exposed nerves

[last karma]

why is vencord so anti-mouth

[slow urchin]

Erm, lc.i

[wraith osprey]

kys

[spring trellis]

because there’s british people here

[slow urchin]

:3

[last karma]

ew

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey I give you 1 day blinding stew

[slow urchin]

We just saw exposed nerves in teeth so a bit put off

Lol

[static valley]

petition to kill vince for that

[slow urchin]

I'll let you 😔

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1215465528471068713.png?quality=lossless&name=dead&size=60

[keen kernel]

lc.i vencord or betterdiscord which is better

[night blaze]

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[keen kernel]

VENCORD MOBILE

[slow urchin]

LMFAO

[static valley]

@lapis lava was bored

😭

[wraith osprey]

i have milk right beside me

[last karma]

Update why vencord might be stealing your pc data

[keen kernel]

LOL

[static valley]

lc.g vencord is malware

[night blaze]

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[keen kernel]

lc.g does kanye uses vencord?

[wraith osprey]

white name racism

[night blaze]

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[slow urchin]

Go to #📩-modmail and request access

[static valley]

HE HE HE HAW

[paper gate]

guh

[keen kernel]

r/Kanye

[wraith osprey]

they can't even read the info channel they shouldnt have access 😭

[static valley]

okay but why do you want to

you do NOT know how to program

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey oh pookie my cookie

[static valley]

^

[wraith osprey]

they vibe code

[keen kernel]

what am i looking at

[static valley]

lmfao

[wraith osprey]

omg just like nino !!! let them in !!

@lapis lava uses cursor ai

[static valley]

bro you don’t even know how to read the channel description 😭

[slow urchin]

I just found this screenshot from like 2020

[static valley]

peanut butter jelly time?

[slow urchin]

😭

[keen kernel]

hey if you can please port this to Netty ByteBufs thanks https://github.com/HowardZHY/ProtocolSupport/tree/main/src/protocolsupport/protocol/typeremapper/watchedentity

this is required to become certified developer

[static valley]

what’s this mean 😭

[slow urchin]

Very good photo i took back when my camera wasn't broken

Now I don't have the glass on my camera 😭

I can't remember when i did

[slow urchin]

The video says shit yourself

You get the idea

[static valley]

oh EW

[sturdy folio]

i will implement this to all my servers to randomly drop tcp packets https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc748

[static valley]

EEWWWWWWWW

[slow urchin]

LMFAOOOO

[static valley]

VINCENT CAN YOU STOP BEING GROSS

[keen kernel]

WE RID

WE UNDERSTA

[static valley]

GRRRRRR

[slow urchin]

Wait we allow headings now i thought they were a timeout

[keen kernel]

yeah i took a risk

lol

[static valley]

no

only regulars can

[keen kernel]

im regular

[last karma]

<@&1073655264923881602> my github home feed is just @open pasture starring repositories

[slow urchin]

Oh they aren't a time out anymore you just can't use the largest header

[wraith osprey]

GUHHHHH RCS GODS FINALLY RELEASED E2EE IN THE SPEC 🙏apple will now surely implement replies and editing when they add encryption support

[last karma]

guh

[static valley]

nope

only regulars can

[last karma]

WHY IS THERE A ROLE NAMED SILENT

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey

[static valley]

tessie???

[slow urchin]

Doesn't work bc i use aliucord which isn't formatted

[wraith osprey]

zopptt

[slow urchin]

A mute wouldn't even make sense there

Lol

[slow urchin]

Love

I love old ai images i generated Lol

[spring trellis]

was bored when waiting for a train so i took photos with my DSLR

[fallow pawn]

all of it is allowed if you put more details in your messages

[slow urchin]

Oh wait there's a character min?

[sturdy folio]

why C++ is a good language

a thread 🧵

[slow urchin]

hello my name is Vincent this is a test message for markdown without automod

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Oh lesgo

[static valley]

nop

[static valley]

i can’t do it

i’m not regular

[fallow pawn]

stuff like # blah blah is not allowed because its just annoying, more detailed messages that arent just the header are fine

[static valley]

hello my name is Vincent this is a test message for markdown without automod

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[fallow pawn]

theres no character limit

[static valley]

oh wtf

LMAO

[stark herald]

it hurts

[sturdy folio]

music recommendation thread

[slow urchin]

I said min as in minimum

[rare trout]

balls

balls

[keen kernel]

b

a

[slow urchin]

Not limit Lol

[keen kernel]

wtfart

[static valley]

bro has regular premium

[slow urchin]

GUH

[static valley]

grrr @slow urchin

[stark herald]

... $|×=¢}¥=|•$®{¢

omg hai @fallow pawn

[keen kernel]

regular 2

---

[slow urchin]

I GOT PINGED IN A THREAD AND ALIUCORD WONT REMOVE THE RED 😭

[slow urchin]

Lovers how did the purpley diffusion get thereee

[main wyvern]

how does the automod message show for you

for me it's just blank

[fallow pawn]

de que q seis tāo falano aí ?

[keen kernel]

look look its a

[slow urchin]

Aliucord things

[stark herald]

sorry

[rain galleon]

hawktuah32.aternos.me:42736

join up

[keen kernel]

okay

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240195284695646209/1194287469093466133/hamborgor.gif

[slow urchin]

Uses the old one so it doesn't match :3

[keen kernel]

lemme join

[main wyvern]

i'm on aliucord too

[slow urchin]

Guh idk then

[spring trellis]

δεν έχεις θεό, σε παρακαλώ βρες τον θεό. αν όχι συνέχισε να ουρλιάζεις καθώς το σκοτάδι θα κυριεύσει την ψυχή σου καθώς δεν έχεις θεό. συνέχισε να ουρλιάζεις, να ουρλιάζεις, δεν μπορείς να ξεφύγεις.

[neon ferry]

Rule 4

No shitposting, spam and disturbing or gross content. Do not post furry content (e.g. boykisser meme)

Auto-response invoked by lunarion31

[static valley]

exposure

wait

[slow urchin]

Crying

[static valley]

not brainrot

[spring trellis]

(i lost the image that goes with this)

[sturdy folio]

ill post furry content

[slow urchin]

It won't go waway

[neon ferry]

Rule 6

English & German only (prolonged German conversations belong in #🇱🇺-deutsch-german)

Auto-response invoked by lunarion31

[fallow pawn]

i cant remember if this is what I think it is

[rain galleon]

join

[keen kernel]

okay

[slow urchin]

Exposure would muddy it tho cuz of the brightness no?

[keen kernel]

does ur server support 1.8

[rain galleon]

no

[keen kernel]

argh

fine

[rain galleon]

why are you playing on 1.8 tf

[static valley]

greek!!!!!

[static valley]

nope

[fallow pawn]

youre so stupid holy shit it is

i wrote this

[static valley]

just

[slow urchin]

Does ur server support beta 1.2

[static valley]

allows more light

[fallow pawn]

@spring trellis hello worfie

[spring trellis]

good evening

[fallow pawn]

yuuus

hows ur day

[spring trellis]

was very relaxed

[spring trellis]

as are all wednesdays

only one actual lesson then just study for the rest of the day

[tall rock]

[lime kite]

i dont like wednesdays

[spring trellis]

tuesdays and thursdays suck

[slow urchin]

Would you rather remove your own lower intestine with a pocket knife or wear cat ears

[spring trellis]

maths and english back to back is insane

[ornate orbit]

tuesdays are hell, all the difficult classes are on that one day

[main wyvern]

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, saturdays, and sundays

[spring trellis]

i mean i’m fine at both but back to back man

i don’t like tomorrow because i have a legal studies test

[slow urchin]

S Fri, Sat
A Thursday
B
C Sunday
D Wednesday
F Monday, Tuesday

That's my tierlist

[spring trellis]

actually i don’t mind

it should be very easy

[rain galleon]

hawktuah32.aternos.me:42736

[slow urchin]

Colors of the rainbow
S red, purple
A blue
B green
C orange
D
F yellow

People
S Everyone that isn't fres
A
B
C
D
Fres

[keen kernel]

hold up lemme join on 1.5.2

[rain galleon]

ight

WHATS THE POINT

[keen kernel]

its just erroring rip

[keen kernel]

bored

[drifting carbon]

i got a real minecraft account

[slow urchin]

[keen kernel]

same

[sturdy folio]

S Saturday
A Friday, Sunday
B Thursday
C Wednesday
D Tuesday
F Monday

[slow urchin]

I've never used anything like tlauncher for pirated mc because last time i checked with tlauncher literally anyone can just log into your account

[slow urchin]

Based-average tierlist

[keen kernel]

im not using tlauncher either

[sturdy folio]

thursday is pretty high up because usually everyone is already pretty worn out so its chill

[slow urchin]

Yeah Friday's aren't s tier on urs I'm guessing it's because usually people are just waiting to go home

[open pasture]

hi

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219100633366532218/1351902474562310245/RDT_20241101_1748428496674172953621654.jpg?ex=67dc10cb&is=67dabf4b&hm=593f260a0c1911e4fdc291b0c880b1a84745b65738a4c392b796e1f6e034446b&

[spring trellis]

this is my first time seeing someone who got his first account at double digits of age

[open pasture]

is there vencord on android

[slow urchin]

#faq

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219100633366532218/1351902904436654201/Screenshot_2024-02-09_at_9.20.32_AM.png?ex=67dc1131&is=67dabfb1&hm=6a9ed10e2a200adf4428f05f2e27d7973211a9d62229f83bca98d593527fcd8e&

[open pasture]

what next

[slow urchin]

What

[open pasture]

witch link should i click

[slow urchin]

I use aliucord

[static valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232133894636048445/1321217333938622526/watermark.gif

[slow urchin]

True fact btw

[frozen lagoon]

one person sued a hospital because they wouldn't give them their own amputated leg and won

[slow urchin]

You see batman, I'm covered in peanut butter

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[hollow surge]

god forbid the german

is the plural of german germen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhOc2fYFCRM

[static valley]

GOD DAMN

fucker released the torrent

[jaunty trellis]

1 cuz I'll out talk the linux guy

[slow crag]

lmao

[static valley]

WHAT IS THJS 😭

[slow urchin]

Guys remember that time i made USB C4 (i am legally required to specify it is not c4, an IED, an unstable element, or any sort of explosive or dangerous device)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219100633366532218/1351915602825969665/20230107_154051-1.jpg?ex=67dc1d05&is=67dacb85&hm=1936d7e919ffaaaf8d5789c70c55858e0ed3e99fdcbeea649c5649bfc10b7fa5&

Love

[median kettle]

h

[hollow surge]

https://tenor.com/view/gangsta-bugs-bunny-gif-19829776

[open pasture]

h

[median kettle]

h

[open pasture]

i

hi

[median kettle]

elo

[static valley]

throwback to the time i found a pocket knife in my backpack from when i went camping and told a teacher and i got fucking suspended for it

bro i still got fucking beef over that

[fallow drum]

what did you think was gonna happen 😭

[static valley]

i was in 3rd grade rosie

[fallow drum]

i know a few people around that time who also got suspended for the same thing

[static valley]

it taught me a very valuable lesson

[fallow drum]

from like 1st to 5th grade i had seen it happen kinda often

[static valley]

being responsible still gets you screwed in the end

now whenever I bring a knife to school i don’t tell anyone

[digital kettle]

is this fella serious

hes so retarded

[jolly sparrow]

[supple phoenix]

Based.

[slow urchin]

A lot of kids tend to bring butter knives or kitchen knives into schools when they're in elementary bc kids r retarded

[solemn plank]

i think you should go

[slow urchin]

Happened on my bus once in 5th

[slow urchin]

They ran for good reason

[solemn plank]

when i see text like this i read it in a tiny voice

like a little mouse typed this shit

[supple phoenix]

Based.

[slow urchin]

Maybe fear is a good thing

[solemn plank]

i think you are a robot

[slow urchin]

Based.

Lmfao

[fallow drum]

Based.

[solemn plank]

Based.

[fallow drum]

it's my alt

[slow urchin]

Aren't we all

[supple phoenix]

I'm a decepticon bro.

[mystic salmon]

I tried putting my conlang into Google translate to see what happens and

[supple phoenix]

Glory to Megatron.

[slow urchin]

What is a conlang

Curious

[fallow drum]

language used to con people

so mean....

[sturdy folio]

glory to the ccp

[mystic salmon]

Language made artificially

[solemn plank]

glory to the

The

[slow urchin]

glory be with glory to the glory of glorious glory gloriously

[solemn plank]

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[slow urchin]

That is a grammatically correct sentence by the way

[mystic salmon]

I fixed some mistakes and

[slow urchin]

Love

[supple phoenix]

Don't tag furry.

[slow urchin]

How is a conlang made

[solemn plank]

uwu

[slow urchin]

I have never cozied faster

[mystic salmon]

Someone learns how languages work and then decide to make up one of their own

[slow urchin]

But how is it artificial 😭

[mystic salmon]

If you've ever heard of esperanto that's a conlang

[mystic salmon]

Because it didn't evolve naturally like a normal language

[slow urchin]

Oh I see

Makes sense

[solemn plank]

i wonder if they got automodded, usually people specifically bringing up me being a furry talk after this point

no way for me to check on mobile

[solemn plank]

that sounds like a lot

[fallow drum]

bro has no testosterone

[slow urchin]

@harsh minnow u will make huskcar emoji

[fallow drum]

that is 30x the amount you need 😭

15x-30x

[solemn plank]

oh lord

[fallow drum]

[slow urchin]

It's a good thing E is safer than T 😭

[fallow drum]

maybe they just don't know how much they're taking.... maybe they're actually taking 3mg estradiol

[slow urchin]

Probably

[fallow drum]

too much of either hormone is horrible for your health

can't kill you but you will suffer a lot lol

[slow urchin]

Yeah but testosterone overdosage is significantly worse afaik

Full permanent hair loss, excessive pelvic hair growth, excessive part growth, major throat issues etc etc

[sturdy folio]

overdose maxxing

[slow urchin]

💹 why is this an emoji

"chart"

Built into android

Why is it yen

😭

[sturdy folio]

it was sadly edited these are the real values

[slow urchin]

Aren't those still insane values 😭

[sturdy folio]

high yes but not insanely high

[digital kettle]

hai

[fallow drum]

full permanent hair loss comes with any amount of testosterone at some point

[slow urchin]

Yeah not really that's entirely based on genetic factors

[digital kettle]

@slow urchin !

[slow urchin]

Guh

[digital kettle]

dms

[sturdy folio]

you gotta be more positive hair loss means you are closer to looking like kratos and everyone wants to look like kratos

[slow urchin]

I can NOT open that rn I'm in a very packed school hallway 😭

Gimme a min

[glass shell]

my mom vibing to hatsune miku made my day i think

[fallow drum]

the biggest issue with higher levels of testosterone is prostate cancer

increases risk of that bit a major amount

[glass shell]

too much of ANY hormone is bad

and too little is bad too

balance is good

too much cortisol and you end up with anxiety

because your body generates too much cortisol even without being in stress and it needs to release it

[slow urchin]

Might have way too much cortisol guys

Can I sell my cortisol @glass shell I want gaming PC

LMFAOOO

[drifting carbon]

hi

[fallow drum]

@drifting carbon

[slow urchin]

Lc.g cortisol price per mg

[night blaze]

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Jun 3, 2019 ... ... for 171 pg cortisol/mg of hair. Within-subject CV obtained from two ... of a high number of samples in a short time and with low cost.

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[drifting carbon]

@fallow drum

[slow urchin]

The price of cortisol, specifically as a certified reference material (1.0 mg/mL in methanol, ampule of 1 mL), is $108.00 per ampule. 

LOVE

Selling all my cortisol guys

I'll be the happiest ever

[glass shell]

oh dear

i can be rich

oh wait i already am

i can be richer

[slow urchin]

Callie out here with 3 lambos (blue, pink, and white, guess why)

[glass shell]

i think getting the machinery and procedures to extract it, purify it, and turn it into a usable form would be way more expensive than all the money you'll ever get from selling it though

[faint trench]

hi

[slow urchin]

100%

Unless you can pay a doctor like 200$ to do it for you

@harsh minnow husk car emoji when :3

[faint trench]

never

[slow urchin]

I made that it's pretty silly

[slow urchin]

Simply keep yourself safe

[faint trench]

okay

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204233021998506094/1334277545494974464/Nightengale4698_0_20250124_192845.gif

[glass shell]

200$ to gain 108$ isn't exactly good market

[slow urchin]

Well obviously I meant extracting more than 1mg

Paying 200$ to extract 40mg and therefore get 4240$ is a pretty good deal

Love

Lmfao

[fallow drum]

wouldn’t it be 40x 108 if you’re gonna be giving 40mg though

that would be a lot of money

[slow urchin]

I edited it right b4 you said that Lol

[fallow drum]

oh okay nvm

[slow urchin]

4.2k out for 0.2k in is a pretty good return on investment

around 2.1x ROI

[slow urchin]

I hope no one scans this and has automatic redirect on (this qr code dials 911)

Lmfao

[paper gate]

@fallow drum rich

[harsh minnow]

LOL

you know what that actually is right

[sturdy folio]

chinese propaganda

i love the CCP

[harsh minnow]

no

[slow urchin]

You love

I love qr codes the concept is so appealing

Love

[sturdy folio]

(i dont know what it actually is but its fun to make fun of)

[harsh minnow]

hint: look at the people in the background

[slow urchin]

:3

[harsh minnow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Wall

[digital kettle]

in turkish its called crying wall lol

[next egret]

@lost furnace stink

[slow urchin]

@digital kettle

[digital kettle]

hai

[lapis lava]

Yop

in my vibe coding era..

[digital kettle]

is a 2 nanosecond age gap ok

[slow urchin]

Nah that's a straight up kid compared to you dawg

I love changing my mannerisms entirely for jokes it's very humorous

[main wyvern]

nino android era when

[slow urchin]

Is a 1 parsec age gap okay

[digital kettle]

they not like us

[slow urchin]

I'm in my android era rn

Kotlin is genuinely so fun

[digital kettle]

is 2 week gap ok

@ember quest

[slow urchin]

fun kYS(who: String) {println("keep yourself safe " + who)}
kYS(fres)

[humble trench]

dude is flexing the circle and search feature

who doesnt pay for spotify! lol

[main wyvern]

fres lurking...

[slow urchin]

I wonder if training a simple LLM is hard

[humble trench]

h

[drifting carbon]

hi

[slow urchin]

I want to make cozyHuskAI that's trained on user data of like.
Input: the government exploded
Expected output: cozy
Etc etc so that if you tell it a sentence it'll tell you whether or not it's husk or cozy

[digital kettle]

wha ru yapping about Vodafone

[lapis lava]

I AM MUSIC

[slow urchin]

casts a spell 4 GB Internet continues incantations

[humble trench]

YES

did you know that the new carti album cover was made in ms paint

[small bramble]

you can look at guides on training sentiment detection models and change it your way

[lapis lava]

and the music was made by a 5 year old on an irritating sound pack in garageband

[humble trench]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNddunaMq/

[lapis lava]

yeah cover fits the music

[humble trench]

true

[slow urchin]

Might do that as a funny hobby project, focusing on kotlin rn tho cuz kotlin is so

[sturdy folio]

no

[rapid river]

cute

[drifting carbon]

hi

[drifting carbon]

dude is flexing google gemini

😭

[jaunty ore]

that is circle to search

[drifting carbon]

true

[vestal swan]

who pays for streaming services in the big 2025

[humble trench]

i pay for apple music

[vestal swan]

I pay for Nothing

[humble trench]

but not for spotify

i use eevespotify

[drifting carbon]

my cell provider is worse than this..

[vestal swan]

I just use revanced youtube music

[drifting carbon]

sometimes they send the same ad over and over again

[jaunty ore]

the people who ensure that you can stream for free

[vestal swan]

it's perfectly fine for portable music, but I've been wanting to migrate to something selfhosted

[vestal swan]

okay yeah I meant besides them

[drifting carbon]

for 3900mb of data..

[vestal swan]

also I get streaming services bundled with my cellular plan

[drifting carbon]

bruh

who copy and pasted this

[digital kettle]

ORANGE

[drifting carbon]

😭

[vestal swan]

I have considered trying to learn how to webdl 1080p for d+ or hulu

or even webrip would be fine

[digital kettle]

i just watch from twitter

[drifting carbon]

flash sms message

this is peak

[digital kettle]

https://orange.eg

[wheat eagle]

orange

why is it orange

[drifting carbon]

if anyones curious what that says

it says thay i can get 8500mb of data instead of 4250mb for 80 egp

[drifting carbon]

no idea

[rigid silo]

how much € is that

[digital kettle]

why does Vodafone block their turkish site when you use a vpn

[drifting carbon]

1 pound

[prisma compass]

do

[drifting carbon]

oh wait

1.45 euros

[rigid silo]

oh

[drifting carbon]

my cell provider will keep yapping about ramadan deals

[rigid silo]

mine actually doesn't send me anything

[prisma compass]

worth it, take

[drifting carbon]

nah

i don want it

[vestal swan]

omar what's like the average salary in egypt?

[prisma compass]

oh wait, i forgor you guys don't have unlimited data

[digital kettle]

i bought a

[vestal swan]

silence.

[prisma compass]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-waiting-check-watch-gif-27333543

[main wyvern]

the game

[prisma compass]

is this what I think it is, they have finally listened

[digital kettle]

this is my plan lol

its Vodafone Red

[hollow surge]

i wish i had the toggleable voice of a girl so i could actually sing in songs

[main wyvern]

you shall voice train

[drifting carbon]

hmmm not exactly sure

7000-10000 egp ig

[paper gate]

@main wyvern fres zapper

[slow urchin]

Voice training moment

I already have that hehehe

[paper gate]

@main wyvern

[slow urchin]

LOVE

[wraith osprey]

https://www.theverge.com/news/631716/white-house-starlink-wi-fi-connectivity-musk satellite internet for a stationary building in the middle of a city to fix "slow wifi"

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey

[wraith osprey]

actually insane amount of elon glazing that trump is doing

[wraith osprey]

I'm gonna put you in a vat if gloop

[vestal swan]

wow that's.. really low
not in like a bad way since im sure prices are adjusted accordingly
but woaw

[sturdy nova]

does vencord have an assign badges and edit users plugin?

where can i find those?

[slow urchin]

@paper gate kotlin is so fun unironically

Love

[slow urchin]

No

[paper gate]

you love elon

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @prisma compass)

[sturdy folio]

I know you are all gay but it’s worth a try does anyone have any music recommendations

[keen junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/870208061514612806/1348598493027106887/Ewkc91U.gif

[hollow surge]

gluon album by hi-posi

i'm not gay though so i don't know if i count

[graceful matrix]

SAME BRO

IT HURTS SO BAD

I WANT TO SING ALONG BUT I CANT

[graceful matrix]

Dief(album) - C418

[hollow surge]

but i tell pepole that and they go "haha you're trans!!!"

people

[graceful matrix]

people suck

[hollow surge]

lc.g peapole stick playground

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[slow urchin]

You love voice training

[graceful matrix]

i dont even know how to do it right and i dont have enough alone time to practice it

[harsh minnow]

@paper gate one day wing will randomly disappear and no one will know where he went

[hollow surge]

i want to learn it but like i don't really care enough

for soomething as trivial as singing

too much work

[slow urchin]

It takes like 5 minutes to start

[hollow surge]

but i mean, i am learning sign language for absolutely fuck all reason

[slow urchin]

Really not that much work

[paper gate]

LOVE

[digital kettle]

does vencord have bananas

[harsh minnow]

Venezuelans might be stupid I think how have they spent millions without identifying it

it's probably just oil or smth

someone should taste test it

[hollow surge]

it's oil and the reason people are dissappearing is because america is kidnapping anyone that decides to get ahold of it

[rapid river]

a lot of cute boys

and femboys

[glossy swallow]

@harsh minnow just stop oil