🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[sturdy folio]

his twitter

[drifting carbon]

this is why i never go on twitter

[lilac mesa]

Comptooon, comptooon

Aint no city quite like mineee

[main wyvern]

twitter moment

[rain coral]

what

they annoyed for pretzel

[keen junco]

yes

nobody erases christianity from chess 😤

[digital kettle]

my first and current smartphone

[fierce cobalt]

Massive downgrade

[slow urchin]

My camera roll is so unordered bc i removed and redownloaded all my ad card media

Guh

[rain coral]

no health sensor ☹️

i was amazed by the health sensor on a S6 phone

and by the quick heat it had lol

i think it got removed with s9 or s10

[main wyvern]

Galaxy AI ✨ is here

[rain coral]

i miss big borders

[slow urchin]

We still got those no?

[slow urchin]

Death

[sturdy folio]

my first phone didnt even have a touch screen

very old nokia

not sure what its called i completely forgot

[slow urchin]

Okay oldass/j

I'm in the US and every phone I've seen around has sd card support especially mainstream brands

[sturdy folio]

most new phones do not have an sd card slot

[slow urchin]

No fucking way

[sturdy folio]

mostly because they are getting rid of physical sim card slots

[slow urchin]

Oh yeah

Esim

I fucking hate esim isn't it horrifically bad at security

Like someone can just fuck up or delete your esim

[sturdy folio]

can already happen with physical sims

like

stop hating stuff cuz its new

[main wyvern]

charging ports will be removed next

[sturdy folio]

sims are not secure either way

[slow urchin]

Unironically something apple will probably do

They literally own the patent for wireless charging

[slow urchin]

How can you delete a physical thing

[main wyvern]

by eating it ig

[slow urchin]

I get they can be fucked with but like

Still

[sturdy folio]

the physical sim card still stores data thats accessed somewhere

[slow urchin]

In the sim card?

[sturdy folio]

i can deepfake your voice call your isp and request them to remove your physical sim

[slow urchin]

The device doesn't have write access to a sim card

[slow urchin]

😭

[sturdy folio]

i can literally just pay people to get access to your phone number

just need to know the right people

phone numbers are insecure as fuck

[slow urchin]

I hope type c actually gains an industry standard so every cable is otg, high speed, and data transfer

[sturdy folio]

e-sims are amazing cuz i dont need to wait for my physical sim card to arrive in the mail

[slow urchin]

You only ever need one sim card if you keep the same plan

Why buy more than one

[rain coral]

yall get sims by mail???

[sturdy folio]

if you keep the same plan you are an idiot

[slow urchin]

[sturdy folio]

how else do you get them if you order them online

[slow urchin]

Your opinion sucks

[sturdy folio]

?

literally

[keen junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/870208061514612806/1348598493027106887/Ewkc91U.gif

[sturdy folio]

change plans every few years or at least contact your provider by telephone

[slow urchin]

Love

[sturdy folio]

much better deals

[rain coral]

someone in a bicycle comes

(that doesnt happen here)

[sturdy folio]

just cuz you are way too lazy doesnt mean my opinion sucks it just means you are lazy

[slow urchin]

You can apply the new plan to the same SIM, I was talking about changing data providers

A plan is just what you get for using the sim card and paying

[sturdy folio]

exactly

[slow urchin]

You don't get a different sim for a different plan

Unless it's a different provider

[sturdy folio]

im not gonna pay more to keep the same sim when i switch providers for a 50% discount on my subscription

your parents pay for that shit

[visual belfry]

scary

[slow urchin]

Obviously i literally just said if you aren't switching providers (which isn't often) then you don't need a new sim

But if you are

You do

Pretty simple

[keen junco]

its the rust borrow checker

[visual belfry]

super scary

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1302057797600546826/twitter_1838218527091941881.gif

[sturdy folio]

i switch providers almost every year

[visual belfry]

why is everyone's name starting with "gulf of"

[sturdy folio]

and ive done the switch from physical to e sim on the last change and its a lot easier

[slow urchin]

I'm sorry but I'm willing to bet less than 20% of people who own a phone plan do this

[sturdy folio]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[visual belfry]

bay of bengal

[slow urchin]

Garden of gambia

[sturdy folio]

your loss then! i enjoy having to pay less for my phone

yeah definitely

damn

for me it was just an option on the app

[dusky forge]

Android makes me sad

I don’t Like it

[slow urchin]

You guys make me sad

Android best

[maiden lagoon]

British websites use biscuits

[slow urchin]

Hate(love)

I miss this set up so much from before we got evicted 😭

Hate opera gx now tho

Bad bad browser

Opera gx is what i imagine chrome would be like if it was forked, edited to look gamer, wrapped in electron, added a bunch of buzzword tools, and then bloated and sold your data

Old photos i took

Guh

[jaunty trellis]

closer to forked from chromium and edited to look gamer, added a bunch of buzzword tools, and then bloated and sold your data but you're pretty much spot on

thank fuck it's slowly going away now cuz ppl realized how shit it and the company behind it are

[slow urchin]

I said wrapped in electron because it's slow as fuck Lolllll

[slow urchin]

Love

[sturdy oak]

The Fire Department showed up at my house 🫠

[jaunty trellis]

eh electron is just funny chromium

[digital kettle]

:3

[main wyvern]

funny chromium

[sturdy oak]

2010 phones?

[digital kettle]

2014

s5 and note 4

genuine protech battery

my note 4 doesn't have battery sadlu

[mystic salmon]

We need pkcell phone batteries fr

[slow urchin]

People always overhype the ram limiters and cpu limiters but like. Them having to make those is basically opera gx saying "our browser runs so fucking bad we have to forcefully limit the resources it uses so the browser can be usable but slow"

[digital kettle]

im a og smasnug user

[slow urchin]

We need nuclear fusion phone batteries fr

[sturdy oak]

Back when phones had replacable batteries

[digital kettle]

I HAD LIKE 4 SPARE BATTERIES AND JUST SWITCHED THEM WHEN ONE WAS DEAD LMAO

[sturdy oak]

Did what?

Ah

[digital kettle]

i have a 20.000mah one

[sturdy oak]

Yeah...

[slow urchin]

Me and my wife very cinematic

[jaunty trellis]

also your os scheduler should already do it for you and if you try to go ahead of the scheduler it's either gonna do fuck all or worst case scenario be worse

[sturdy oak]

NGL phones in 2025 suck

[digital kettle]

they are so pretty though

[slow urchin]

I can't explain it but even though these phones suck they were the best feeling to hold out of any phone ever i think

[sturdy oak]

[digital kettle]

@ember quest did i tell u the story of my s5

[sturdy oak]

Blankets are awesome!

[digital kettle]

basically i bought a iphone 5 and i hated it then a week later got a galaxy s5

just replace back cover when it breaks

[slow urchin]

during the 18th-century, British colonists in North America are believed to have used smallpox-infected blankets as a form of biological warfare against Native Americans, causing disease, disfigurement, and death.

[digital kettle]

@ember quest

[slow urchin]

Love

[digital kettle]

i gave iphone 5 to my mom

i hated it

old ios had no features at all

[sturdy oak]

Nice! I have my childhood one

[digital kettle]

and new ios is very bugy

[slow urchin]

@digital kettle u will stay oomf because you are the only vencord users who won't glaze apple 90% of the time

Lol

[sturdy oak]

Pre iOS 15 was Hell

I remember iOS 4

[drifting carbon]

same

[digital kettle]

i glaze pixel and galaxy tho

[slow urchin]

Love

Also glaze that one modular phone i forgot it's name

Lc.g modular phone

[digital kettle]

lg G5

[night blaze]

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cnet.com

7 modular phones: Red Hydrogen, Essential Phone, Moto Z2 and ...

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St. Patrick's Day 2025 • Google Search • Page 8/31

[slow urchin]

Was it the moto z2

[digital kettle]

its actually because i actually know about phones lol

[slow urchin]

Lc.i LG g5

[night blaze]

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LG G5 - Wikipedia

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[slow urchin]

Not that

[digital kettle]

peak phone tho

still

[slow urchin]

Modular as in it literally had modules you could attach to the back of the phone

[drifting carbon]

i glaze supertuxkart

🤯

[slow urchin]

Like thermal cams and stuff via golden contacts

[digital kettle]

i miss LG

LG is dead because of samsung mostly iirc

[sturdy oak]

My pronouns are he/she/they/them/her/hers/his/him

Hi

🙂

[slow urchin]

Found it it's the moto z force line

I love

[digital kettle]

ximi 15

does anyone remember HTC

[slow urchin]

Lc.i moto z force attachments

[night blaze]

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[sturdy folio]

insane name

[digital kettle]

i had a HTC Prime i think

[drifting carbon]

peak samsung

[digital kettle]

Lc.i HTC PRIME

[night blaze]

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[digital kettle]

none of these

[slow urchin]

Whenever I hear HTC i just think of the HTC Vive

[sturdy folio]

yes

[drifting carbon]

lc.i gentoo linux

[night blaze]

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[sturdy folio]

i remember htc as having really okay mid ranged phones

[digital kettle]

PEAK

[drifting carbon]

lc.i arch linux

[night blaze]

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[vivid tinsel]

Halo everywa

[drifting carbon]

ok this is fine

[sturdy folio]

how do people use their pc like that..

[digital kettle]

this ran android 2

[slow urchin]

https://officemagazine.net/everybody-hates-linux what the fuck is this

Today I learned that there's a fashion artist named Linux that dresses as a used maxipad

Wow

[digital kettle]

Lc.i HTC Ryhme

[night blaze]

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[digital kettle]

I HAD THESE ACSSESIORES

peak

[river sapphire]

@undone night

[slow urchin]

Plum colored things like that just look wrong 😭

Maybe I'm just too tainted

[signal rose]

Plum is such a nice colour for accessories

[digital kettle]

lmao the reviews of the phone say it's "too girly"
waht does that even mean

@slow urchin

[slow urchin]

Fits too nice in my soft sissy liberal hands

[soft wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143238360765300748/1351216640758517910/5Ti7tCw.png?ex=67d9920f&is=67d8408f&hm=d5f047c7fd188057aaf1cfbcd9eb7e35fc7d6c45bfea04999442a3cfbd638a47&

i made art:3

[slow urchin]

LOVE OMG

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[slow urchin]

THAT'S SO COOL

[drifting carbon]

lc.i trans arch linux

[night blaze]

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[drifting carbon]

bruh

[slow urchin]

@soft wadi VERY VERY VERY GOOD ART I WILL CONSUME

[digital kettle]

@slow urchin i want a TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS thigh high

[sturdy oak]

Which app do you use Vencord Desktop or Discord?

[drifting carbon]

lc.i trans thigh high

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[slow urchin]

Good thing I have a box of 567 hyper dense quantum lightspeed thigh high factory's

[digital kettle]

you wouldn't get this joke if you aren't nerdy about headphone jacks ;-;

[slow urchin]

Omg my wife got the black sock and pink pawed silicone paw thigh highs

They're so cute

Loveee

[sturdy oak]

Is anyone here Autistic?

[slow urchin]

Most of us, and if you're here, probably you too

[digital kettle]

adhd and autism

[kind prawn]

No everyone in vencord is neurotypical

[digital kettle]

👍

[drifting carbon]

is that valorant

nvm

[digital kettle]

in 2025..?

[slow urchin]

Fellow AuDHD haver

[kind prawn]

i know right

[digital kettle]

aayyy

im double retar

[sturdy oak]

I wanna move into a place w/ more people but don't feel my parents agree. It sucks and I'm feeling hopeless but Discord is my main source of communication.

[digital kettle]

im too autism about like phone cpus

those who exynos 990

[sturdy oak]

Aw

[digital kettle]

#relatable

[slow urchin]

What does this have to do with autism 😭 no judgement I'm just confused

[sturdy oak]

My Mom said I'd do special things in life

[drifting carbon]

what even is that emoji

[sturdy oak]

Sometimes Autistic people move into special needs homes

[drifting carbon]

😭

[sturdy oak]

I'm very bright but lack the ability to care for myself

[digital kettle]

what

what the fuck you mean lmao

[sturdy oak]

Nevermind

[slow urchin]

One day you will have a moment of lucidity in your everyday life where you'll realize that nothing you've ever done in your life meant anything to you and you were always utterly unfulfilled. That day will be your death.

:3

[sturdy oak]

Kind of weird to say but okay

[kind prawn]

one day youll pet many cats that day will be your the happiest day of your life

[woven lotus]

You're truly special

[slow urchin]

LOVE

[sturdy oak]

Thanks

Not sure why Gulf of Umo hates me NGL

[sturdy oak]

This emote is adorable

[soft wadi]

[slow urchin]

The way you act and communicate is close to that of an annoying troll so until you prove yourself of worth i treat you as such :3 (I'm kidding i won't just bully you)

[drifting carbon]

lc.i vencord

[night blaze]

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[slow urchin]

[sturdy oak]

I'm not a troll /gen

WTF

[woven lotus]

silent typing so I can act like batman

[slow urchin]

Prove it and send your favorite umo downloaded from #1344008092068614174

[drifting carbon]

yes

[sturdy oak]

[slow urchin]

Guhhh i need to make an umo emoji server or something I wanna draw more umo but no motivation cuz nobody likes my silly tgirl umo even tho she's friends with vennie

This was badly timed

😭

[sturdy oak]

Yeah fuck Umo

[woven lotus]

Umo must be having the time of their life

[slow urchin]

@soft wadi is now officially the only umo liker besides Gulf of Smasnug

[fallow drum]

agreed

[woven lotus]

There's more bacteria under your nails than on a toilet seat

[slow urchin]

This is apparently what i look like to my wife drawn by them in case anyone is curious what i look like (no one is curious)

[rigid silo]

what

[signal rose]

there's more toilet seats under my nails than bacteria

[slow urchin]

I don't have those piercings yet but i will eventually

[woven lotus]

Yes

[rigid silo]

i can not post images

[slow urchin]

@soft wadi

[slow urchin]

No longer booster

L

Pay

[digital kettle]

@slow urchin

[slow urchin]

Why ping me

Idk what that is

😭

[digital kettle]

i wanna yapp about cpus

[woven lotus]

We can't beat the devs at their own game

[slow urchin]

Too busy umo'ing

And vennie'ing

[rigid silo]

no

[digital kettle]

do you know allwiner @slow urchin

or unisoc

[slow urchin]

I have no idea what either of those things are I'm not good with hardware

[drifting carbon]

same

[digital kettle]

dyeh2hshhdd Aaaa

i have no one to yapp about cpus to

[drifting carbon]

supertuxkart best gam

for linux

[drifting carbon]

oh theres some active servers

[digital kettle]

kirin 990 5G

🔥🔥

[fallow drum]

the blast radius

[drifting carbon]

@slow urchin

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-crunchy-cat-glasses-cat-luna-glasses-cat-gif-12732289841207803174

[digital kettle]

@fallow drum why husk Huawei cpu

[drifting carbon]

fun fac

@digital kettle is a nerd on cpus

🤯

[digital kettle]

google custom CPU cores

[woven lotus]

True 🤓

[fallow drum]

[wide hamlet]

is icymi not working for anyone else

[sturdy folio]

php absolutely refuses to die

[soft wadi]

cute

i wanna draw soda now

[slow urchin]

What is this 😭

[slow urchin]

Do

,, this is really funny considering I've already said i live in Connecticut several times in this server

[open pasture]

CIA government tracking

[slow urchin]

Also how and why

😭

[digital kettle]

why do u live in connecticut

[slow urchin]

Poor

[digital kettle]

aw

[slow urchin]

It's not that bad i got Miku in my wifi

Close but not really to what your heat map showed

It's next to nyc

[fallow drum]

doesn’t exist

dead chat

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[fallow drum]

i will

[sturdy oak]

This is actually cool!

[sturdy oak]

Changing my name to Gulf of Russia

[solemn plank]

https://vxtwitter.com/volcaholic1/status/1901652601008963648?s=46

[sturdy oak]

Twitter is still a thing?

[fallow drum]

this is actually crazy

i wonder what happened

i mean they all instinctively follow one another so a few of them must have ran off course by accident

[solemn plank]

hey what is @twin crag's pronouns discord doesn't show them to blocked people

[solemn plank]

apmost got automodded and i had to ask someone to send a sane vxtwitter mirror

[fallow drum]

what

[sturdy oak]

Kind of sad NGL

[solemn plank]

like when you block someone they cant see your pronouns

[fallow drum]

he/they

why would you need to know if you blocked

[sturdy folio]

huge win for me again linux left out

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[solemn plank]

idk

[sturdy oak]

In all seriousness this is hilarious

[paper gate]

go mascot so ulgy

[sturdy oak]

Special

[sturdy folio]

shouldnt rust and go be swapped with how everyone attacks go what feels like every month

[fallow drum]

be nice

[fallow drum]

everyone loves Go

[sturdy oak]

Aren't you the Rust developer?

[sturdy folio]

i use rust yes

[solemn plank]

what gave the idea

[sturdy oak]

I don't know man

[soft wadi]

@slow urchin

[slow urchin]

Yes

[slow urchin]

SO SILLY

[sturdy oak]

Who is that

[slow urchin]

Soda

Silly guy

[sturdy oak]

Soda?

[slow urchin]

@soft wadi you will put a little vennie and little umo on soda's shoulders

[sturdy oak]

Tomorrow I'll change my name to Tuesday

[keen junco]

Everybody except Americans hate JD Vance

[solemn plank]

had a dream i punched someone's head clean off

[sturdy folio]

okay i get it now 😭

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow

[sturdy folio]

i didnt know that was jd vance

[drifting carbon]

banana car

lc.i banana car

[night blaze]

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Michigan State Police trooper pulls over banana car, gives driver $20

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[keen junco]

Vee is American at heart

[harsh minnow]

no i love him

[fallow drum]

i’ve never seen anyone hate on Go but see Rust hate daily

[harsh minnow]

REAL AS FUCK

[solemn plank]

based police moment??

[keen junco]

lc.img Salvatore Ganacci shoe car

[night blaze]

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The revenge of an animal activist who drives a shoe - 1.4

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[drifting carbon]

go

lets go

[sturdy oak]

Imagine parking that

[sturdy folio]

you are not deep enough in the language hate scene

[keen junco]

[sturdy oak]

Aw

[drifting carbon]

lc.i vending machine

[night blaze]

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[sturdy oak]

Ic.i Moon

[night blaze]

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August's full moon will be a super blue moon. How to see it in Texas

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[fallow drum]

who actually like rust though aside from people who only use rust

[drifting carbon]

lc.i windows bad

[night blaze]

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Badly Installed Windows - Signs of Bad Window Installation

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[sturdy oak]

Ic.i Linux bad

[night blaze]

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Bad Reasons to Update Your Linux Kernel

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[fallow drum]

i love rust myself though it’s what i’m learning rn

[drifting carbon]

lc.i microsoft bad

[night blaze]

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[drifting carbon]

guh

[sturdy folio]

most people at least like the very concept of rust

[sturdy oak]

Linux is worse

[drifting carbon]

wdym linux is worse

[solemn plank]

how exactly

[sturdy folio]

its mostly discord users who hate all change and all new things who hate rust

[solemn plank]

because it can't play your favorite shitty AAA online shooter?

[sturdy oak]

I'm causing mischief

[solemn plank]

fire

[sturdy oak]

laughs in evil voice

[solemn plank]

go on

[fallow drum]

i’m learning Rust because i tried to learn Go and didn’t like it and i’m very good with C++ and lots of things have been pretty similar with Rust so far so it’s a good learning path

[sturdy oak]

Me w/ special needs be like

[fallow drum]

i’m a C++ nerd not by choice…..

[sturdy folio]

the largest barrier is definitely the borrow checker

but its not too difficult

[solemn plank]

i have to deal with C rn because of the homebrew channel

[fallow drum]

it’s all my school uses

[sturdy folio]

you just need to rewire your brain a bit

[fallow drum]

this is what i’m learning about rn and it is hard to understand lol

[solemn plank]

just C

[regal stream]

C is great

[fallow drum]

i’m doing rustlings

about halfway through

[drifting carbon]

no way that website actually is still up after 15 years

[sturdy oak]

"You're not different. You're just special "

[sturdy folio]

if you need help understanding anything you can bother @knotty furnace i always ask andreas when i have no clue about stuff :^)

[solemn plank]

?

[fallow drum]

it’s all be easy going aside from the moments they over complicate documentation so i think they want something completely different only to realize it’s the exact same thing as C++ after an hour of being stuck on one issue

[sturdy oak]

Sorry. It's a joke

[solemn plank]

wheres the punchline in calling someone stupid for seemingly no reason

[sturdy folio]

now to make rust perfect we just need an actual good dioxus native renderer

[drifting carbon]

vminky

[solemn plank]

i think we should stay memory unsafe so i can profit off of memory exploits in game consoles

[sturdy oak]

I was talking in terms of my disability. It was a joke lol.

[solemn plank]

ah

though people always find a way

google "xbox 360 kamikaze hack"

[solemn plank]

wii homebrew app that replaces the current photo channel thumbnail with one from the minky api

[solemn plank]

in <2 years i will be arrested for cozy reacting this

[sturdy folio]

nop

if no one else does ill do that in <2 years

why husk

[solemn plank]

i suggest you don't threaten to kill a public figure, let alone anyone on social media

[sturdy folio]

threaten?

[wheat eagle]

Hi

[rigid silo]

Hi

[sturdy folio]

this is not a threat this is a fact

[solemn plank]

now thats straight up illegal to say i think

[glossy swallow]

i don't think so

[fallow drum]

yeah we shouldn’t say that here

[sturdy folio]

☹️

[fallow drum]

illegal probably not but against discord tos absolutely

[glossy swallow]

yeah that's more likely

[solemn plank]

this is a second degree felony here

[glossy swallow]

pretty sure there are many members here whio are murderers

chloe prime suspect

[sturdy folio]

wtf

i havent killed anyone yet

[fallow drum]

kinda crazy to think about but that’s probably actually true

[solemn plank]

but you could

[modest canopy]

Yo

[sturdy folio]

yes thats why i added the yet

[fallow drum]

there is statistically at least a few different murderers in this server

[dawn iris]

What do people buy these days for bulk storage for a cheap NAS array?

Used is fine, nothing critical stored here

[sturdy folio]

i doubt there is someone in this server that intentionally murdered someone definitely a bunch who killed someone in an accident/unintentionally

[fallow drum]

serverpartdeals

[glossy swallow]

• the platform you are on is discord
• there are 92k members

[dawn iris]

Is that USA only?

England here

[glossy swallow]

idk

[fallow drum]

i think it’s available elsewhere too

[glossy swallow]

there are probably members here who have leaked millatary info

more likely

[sturdy folio]

60% of the people here are literal children i doubt they have killed anyone 😭

[sturdy oak]

Hi

🙂

[glossy swallow]

idk why i said that

before i get a job i will delete all my messages here

[sturdy folio]

i have a job

[glossy swallow]

what if they find out about your group chat

[sturdy oak]

Get a job /joke

[sturdy folio]

and i dont delete my messages because my account is in no way linked to my real name!

[glossy swallow]

idk i might want to share my github

and i have probably legitimately said things without thinking which sound bad 😭

[sturdy folio]

i have a github linked to my real name and one for social media

[sturdy oak]

You know...

The name

Github

Kinda weird NGL

[glossy swallow]

lc.define git

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Support Server!

git

-# ɡɪt • noun

-# ⚠ Informal

1. an unpleasant or contemptible person.

• that mean old git

labsCore

[sturdy oak]

F

[sturdy folio]

git is named after a joke and github is named after git

[sturdy oak]

Isn't Git basically obtain in Linux

[sturdy folio]

no

[sturdy oak]

What?

[sturdy folio]

git is version control

it has nothing to do with linux

[sturdy oak]

Ah

[sturdy oak]

Sorry

[digital kettle]

made by the same guy that's it

[sturdy oak]

It's a furry

[sturdy folio]

version control is a way to track changes made to a project

and a good way of backing up your projects

ppl use git to literally backup video/song projects

[sturdy oak]

I have the best idea

Gulf of Mexico

[dusky forge]

Whar

[fallow drum]

git? how about you git you some instead

[sturdy oak]

Hi

[digital kettle]

didint linus literally made git because like version controls sucked

[dusky forge]

[sturdy oak]

How about you Git Good

[sturdy folio]

yes

[fallow drum]

linus like Linus Tech Tips

[sturdy oak]

Linus

[sturdy folio]

there was like a proprietary vcs and it sucked so linus made git

[sturdy oak]

The Native

Nevermind

[digital kettle]

yup

[sturdy oak]

I live in a Pineapple

In the sea

🙂

Sorry

[sturdy oak]

Tosses Samsung

[digital kettle]

do harman/jbl stuff work nice with samsung devices /genq

wait isnt harman just samsung

yeah it is

[sturdy oak]

What's that

[drifting carbon]

lc.define fres

[night blaze]

No definition found.

[drifting carbon]

lc.define fress

[night blaze]

No definition found.

[fierce cobalt]

English (UK) 💔💔

[digital kettle]

fucking hate yankees

[drifting carbon]

bruh

i am using the discord client

it plays just fine in vlc..

[tame tide]

https://archive.org/details/netscape-navigator-4.0.4

[digital kettle]

do yall have no H.264

[fallow drum]

skill issue

[drifting carbon]

i already have it installed

[fierce cobalt]

It’s a known issue on all clients. There are so many posts on reddit

[fallow drum]

@burnt maplehiiii

[burnt maple]

hello~

[carmine willow]

question

[final remnant]

qwerty 💔 💔

[carmine willow]

is there any discord mod client that lets us see the edit history of a message, and/or deleted messages in a channel

or a plugin

[fallow drum]

i have predetermined the answer is no

[carmine willow]

😦

[fallow drum]

messagelogger

[carmine willow]

is it on vencord? goes to check

[final remnant]

why did you feel the need to say that

[carmine willow]

cuz I'm an impulsive chatter

i type out my unfiltered chain of thoughts as it comes xD

found it, it was there this whole time >.<

thx rosie

[fallow drum]

no problem

[digital kettle]

damn

this looks so cool

[slow urchin]

Woah

[digital kettle]

btw my phone also does this i think

because flagship too bright

flashlight **

[slow urchin]

I automatically hate any manufacturer that makes their phones with glue

[fallow drum]

i've never had a phone that doesn't do that

[slow urchin]

Fuck backing glue

[fallow drum]

it is a cool look

[paper gate]

@fallow drum yap

[slow urchin]

@fallow drum yar 🦜

[digital kettle]

@slow urchin wait stupid question

what the fuck do you call someone who you date who are non binary

[sturdy folio]

partner

[carmine willow]

thanks for letting me see the demo of this messagelogger plugin lol

[drifting carbon]

hi

[sturdy folio]

i remember when phones didnt have built in flashlights and needed an app

[drifting carbon]

why does this sticker even exist..

isnt it against rule 2

[fallow drum]

s/o or partner

[drifting carbon]

nvm

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-8915831303111826392

[carmine willow]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-gigacat-cat-mewing-mogging-gif-12429734670640119345

...

why can't i embed

[prisma compass]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-perms-rimuru-tensura-gif-5581238660272466836

[carmine willow]

smh

[slow urchin]

Partner

Or significant other/so

[fallow drum]

erm aktualy that was already said

[digital kettle]

thank u!!

[slow urchin]

They asked me specifically so i confirmed

[carmine willow]

may i ask, what's this "give me 500 yen" joke in here

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/gfl-girls-frontline-skill-issue-ump45m4a1m4sopmod-hk416-gif-27121720

[slow urchin]

Beggers

[digital kettle]

i was just calling them theyfriend lmao

[slow urchin]

LMFAO

Terrible

[carmine willow]

beggars coming in....... a client mod server?

[slow urchin]

Yeah no i just call my wife,,, my wife,, but i used to call them my partner (they're agender)

[slow urchin]

Yop

[fallow drum]

i am a gender

[carmine willow]

that's weird

[sturdy folio]

https://vxtwitter.com/ChiefofIsaac/status/1901433048391881085

[slow urchin]

Tis the Internet

[lilac mesa]

mooods, the people from this server are using vencodr

[digital kettle]

they are a gender?

[lilac mesa]

yeet everybody for braking discodr TOS

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/vencord-discord-discord-mod-gif-meme-gif-18313379233532818658

[carmine willow]

spelling mistake, i win

[slow urchin]

agender, without gender, kinda like how asymmetrical is without symmetry and asexual is without sexuality

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[carmine willow]

awake is without wake

apart is without part

aside is without side

[digital kettle]

nono ik it's a joke silly

[ornate orbit]

apple is without pple

[digital kettle]

a gender

they are a gender??

[slow urchin]

Apart actually means they aren't one part :3

[carmine willow]

english sucks

when is english v2

[slow urchin]

aside means it's not side-to-side

[slow urchin]

Tomorrow

Will work on it trust

[carmine willow]

how is past present and future terms for "read", just "read"

[slow urchin]

I'm actually gonna make a chat app tomorrow that's better than discord, telegram, signal, etc etc (I'm not doing that fr bc i have no idea how to do server side verification shit)

[carmine willow]

i know how to do backend but doing a chat app at scale needs some solid infrastructure unless you're gonna start very very small

[slow urchin]

Past tenses tend to just use the hard sound for the vowels and not change much else

[carmine willow]

there's already so many chat app nowadays tho

[slow urchin]

Obviously if i actually did it's bound to start small as fuck

Like ninachat

[carmine willow]

never heard of it :3

[slender skiff]

hi

[slow urchin]

[fallow drum]

we should all just use irc anwyays

[carmine willow]

when i read the name "Hatsune" in "Hatsune Vencord", i was unsure if this was official vencord server

[lilac mesa]

is there a plugin to delete messages with a macro

[bitter nymph]

Me when Revolt exists

[lilac mesa]

i swear to god i was scrolling thru the plugins and saw one

[bitter nymph]

Why husk

[slow urchin]

The fuck is that

😭

[solemn plank]

up, ctrl+a, backspace, enter

[bitter nymph]

https://revolt.chat :)

[lilac mesa]

what

[carmine willow]

also why is miku so obsessed with hiding in my wifi xD
is there a origin story behind that :3

[lilac mesa]

how is the plugiin named

[solemn plank]

its called a keyboard

[lilac mesa]

yes but how's the plugin called

amazing

[fallow drum]

i did what you said @solemn plank

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[fallow drum]

it deleted your message for some reason

[solemn plank]

its a default discord feature

[fallow drum]

you love

[solemn plank]

insane

[lilac mesa]

i also did what he said now i exposed my token

[solemn plank]

[knotty fern]

where im send shitpost

[carmine willow]

my dm

[knotty fern]

nah that cat looking tough

[carmine willow]

i bet it is

[solemn plank]

here

its off topic

i dump my dumb videos here all the time

[knotty fern]

no image perm

no shitpost

life bad

[solemn plank]

i forgot about that

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/692066858542694483/955541660534710353/08978764.gif

[slow urchin]

Korbo isn't a moth korbo is a mothball covered in pepto bismol and I have proof

Lc.i mothball

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Support Server!

How to Get The Mothball Smell Out of Your Clothes And House

Google Images • labsCore • Page 2/26

[slow urchin]

Lc.i pepto

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Support Server!

Amazon.com: Pepto-Bismol Max 5 Symptom Relief, Including Upset ...

Google Images • labsCore • Page 2/19

[open pasture]

real

[solemn plank]

ok how does this prove your theory

[slow urchin]

Pepto unironically yummy

[carmine willow]

lc.i dank memes

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Support Server!

Dank Memes Gang, a dank facebook group, got zucc'd RIP : r/dankmemes

Google Images • labsCore • Page 13/22

[slow urchin]

Just look at you

[solemn plank]

mothballs don't have arms

[slow urchin]

The arms are fungus

[solemn plank]

give up you aint finding anything funny@carmine willow

[carmine willow]

sad life

[solemn plank]

it uses google images tf you expect

[carmine willow]

i have actual funny stuff i wanna send, but i don't have embed perms

[slow urchin]

Send a catbox link I'll repost

[carmine willow]

catbox?

[slow urchin]

https://catbox.moe

[solemn plank]

simply talk more until you get image sender role

simply be chronically online like me

[hollow surge]

girls only talk about the pain in their.periodts 😂 😂
have you ever felt pain like this? 😂 😂
[VIDEO OF PERSON GETTING DECAPITATED]

[slow urchin]

Average Instagram reels session

[solemn plank]

yeah

[carmine willow]

Sent you the link gulf

[slow urchin]

girls only talk about their periodys 😂🤣😹!! 💯🔥💪
Ever felt pain liek tihs? Ts PMO 😭😢💔 😂 🙏🦿❗
[Video of 329 days of Chinese water droplet torture]

[carmine willow]

bro gonna drop the biggest yap this server has ever seen

shit i was late

[slow urchin]

Lmfao

[carmine willow]

anyway, dm'd you the link

drop it here 👀

[slow urchin]

@carmine willow you are like

56

But I'll still send your Facebook meme

[carmine willow]

I'm 23

[slow urchin]

https://files.catbox.moe/dsc22f.mp4

[carmine willow]

and this was from reddit

[slow urchin]

Old soul

[slow urchin]

No wonder

[open pasture]

How instal vencord mobile help plise

[fallow drum]

wouldn’t it be funny if this video earned you brain rot role

would you blame them or yourself….

[open pasture]

.

[slow urchin]

😭

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @solemn plank)

[fallow drum]

there is no such thing as vencord mobile anyways

not a support question just a dumb question

it’s also in #faq

[bitter mirage]

I need a video tutorial how to install vencord in cell phone

[solemn plank]

yeppp they are 7 years old at most

[solemn plank]

you can't

[slow urchin]

Bro just sent me 6 middle-school type wiener joke memes unironically

[fallow drum]

dm @paper gate

[slow urchin]

I'm sorry but bullying is in order 😭

Like what in the fuck is this 😭

Some shit I'd see in a reddit-reads in 2018

[solemn plank]

insane...

[hollow surge]

vietnam veterans
PAINTING ON THE FUCKING WRONG LAYER

[bitter mirage]

Ok

[carmine willow]

@slow urchin what is your sample of a good, funny meme

let's see some perfections

[carmine willow]

... is that it?

[solemn plank]

@paper gate if they actually dm you i think you ban

[bitter mirage]

Why those reactions I didn't know the existence of this okay 😭

[bitter mirage]

BRO

[hollow surge]

bro does NOT have the right to judge

[digital kettle]

i fucking love this song

[fallow drum]

zt doesn’t have perms

[solemn plank]

its in the damn faq

[carmine willow]

okay then sending you something of YOUR TIER

exactly your tier

[hollow surge]

hi please check #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 you dumbass

[bitter mirage]

Oh

[solemn plank]

quit beating the dead horse

[hollow surge]

@lapis lava you should make it so everytime "how to" and "vencord" are in the same message it mutes the person

[graceful matrix]

😭

[paper gate]

mimimir

[slow urchin]

Whatever you have <--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> anything good

[solemn plank]

include phone and mobile

[bitter mirage]

what

[carmine willow]

sent

[sturdy folio]

how do i vencord

[carmine willow]

by vencord'ing

[solemn plank]

jelp vencord. not work

[paper gate]

hi

[solemn plank]

help NOw@paper gate

[slow urchin]

Ain't no actual fucking way

[rare trout]

@ripe current why

[bitter mirage]

Hi

[rare trout]

wrong wolfie

fuck

[slow urchin]

Point and laugh

[hollow surge]

no that is a good meme

[sturdy folio]

thunderbird

[carmine willow]

cmon, this is exactly what your tier of memes are

[hollow surge]

i'm not laughing at them this time

that is a funny meme

[solemn plank]

they are not wrong

[slow urchin]

Yes but it's beyond the limit of reposting man

😭

[carmine willow]

hold up I'm cookin something

[slow urchin]

"I got the good shit" sends the single most well known meme in the server

[carmine willow]

get ready to repost again

[slow urchin]

😭

[carmine willow]

there

[slow urchin]

You are actually a living time capsule

[knotty furnace]

anything to spread the ideology

[slow urchin]

Okay they rarely send peak

I retract my previous statements

[carmine willow]

approaching 12 of night, be going off now, cya o/

[wanton blaze]

[digital kettle]

Martin had a dreeaam

[slow urchin]

Car so worried

Fearful car

[slow urchin]

• Gulf of Smasnug, ruler of nightmares leader of dreams circa 2025

[slow urchin]

😭

:3

[vivid junco]

I think martin had a dream

[carmine willow]

i don't think so

[solemn plank]

i have never seen someone eat the big mac at mcdonalds

[carmine willow]

martin had a dream, matin didn't

[vivid junco]

I'm pretty sure he did though...

[carmine willow]

then you should have ordered one yourself to confirm if it exists at all

[solemn plank]

ok mr. snark meister

[drifting carbon]

nuclear bomb from gulf of smasnug incoming

[vivid junco]

Oh i just realized what you said 😭

The r key on my keyboard doesn't wanna work

I think the switch is on it's last legs

[carmine willow]

for me it is e

[vivid junco]

It's r and f for me

I have to press down hard on them

[carmine willow]

would be funny af if that e wasn't in my message

[solemn plank]

i spilled chocolate milk on my old laptop and broke the backspace key

[carmine willow]

cuz it failed xD

[solemn plank]

forced to use alt+delete instead

[vivid junco]

Hey the key on my keyboard that doesn't work is

[carmine willow]

you could use a third party app to reprogram some other less used key to backspace

like insert or pause break

i barely ever use those

[solemn plank]

i could have but i was like 11

[carmine willow]

or page up/down or home/end

[carmine willow]

skill issue kids, right

[solemn plank]

truly

it broke after the screen fucking fell off the hinges

too much repair was needed and i ended up getting my first desktop

[carmine willow]

one day they will be able to make kids updated with all the latest knowledge of entire humankind, all subjects, from birth

[solemn plank]

thats horrifying

[carmine willow]

or so one can hope

[solemn plank]

imagine being born knowing world war 2

[carmine willow]

but that's not all is it

actually wait i take it back

90%+ of internet is pr0m

[solemn plank]

thats the thing. the next generations would be born knowing all that humanity has done. even if thats perfectly balanced between good and evil, i wouldn't wanna be coming out of the womb knowing about every known act of terrorism or smth

[carmine willow]

my first pc had a holy moly 1gb of ddr2 ram

and a 2 core 2.7ghz cpu

[solemn plank]

i had to daily drive windows xp when that computer broke and it was alright

[carmine willow]

xp was epic

7 too

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-prom-get-down-school-dance-ayye-gif-13824763

I'm done with prom

I'm done with school

give us internet for adults

less prom on the internet!

[carmine willow]

we don't have prom in indian schools

never experienced what's that

[red wyvern]

you didn't miss anything

[carmine willow]

ahaha

sure

[mental thunder]

why you typing it here, this ain't bunny discord

then again, it's locked down anyway

[bitter mirage]

Oh

So what will I use, I know almost nothing about this

[digital kettle]

https://www.qualcomm.com/snapdragon/handheld-gaming

https://twitter.com/Snapdragon/status/1901687532632277493 LETS GOO

Snapdragon (@Snapdragon) on X

With #Snapdragon G2 Gen 2, handheld gaming will get Snapdragon Game Super Resolution and extra-long battery life—coming soon to @Retroid0fficial: https://t.co/UbWrDsuMt4

X · Mar 17, 2025, 5:30 PM

[carmine willow]

i don't think super resolution was something we wanted from snapdragon -_-

[worthy zinc]

who we

[carmine willow]

handheld devices already have crisp display resolutions in native, could have thought about frame gen or upscalers

[fallow drum]

does it have fire on it to signal how it can reach an all time new record of 200c idle temp

[carmine willow]

yes

[digital kettle]

3 Efficiency cores means that the G2 Gen 2 is like

probably a traditional X1+A78+A55

[digital kettle]

its TSMC

not samsung foundry

g2 gen2 &knuckles
starring dante from the devil may cry series

[hollow surge]

i don't like enemies to lovers unless it's REALLY well made and slow burn

[glass shell]

been playing strive lately and one of bridget's victory sentences is "How do you like the new me" and it's really funny to me

because like imagine seeing a fighter you haven't seen in decades

she's like a girl now

and she beats the shit out of you and says "haha yeah i transitioned"

[red wyvern]

I like Mage and Demon Queen, very good in the enemy to lovers category

https://tenor.com/view/mage-demon-queen-malori-gay-plus1-anime-gif-17317661

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/LeadingReport/status/1901400068533653832

Leading Report (@LeadingReport) on X

BREAKING: A French Parliament member is demanding that the U.S. return the Statue of Liberty, claiming that America has lost its way and no longer stands for what the iconic sculpture represents.

X · Mar 16, 2025, 10:27 PM

[solemn plank]

TRUEE

FRENCH W

[fallow drum]

this was sent earlier……

[mossy egret]

Nuh uh

[cosmic otter]

search for just the id

[fallow drum]

it was sent in regular chat nvm and just a screenshot

same tweet though

[cosmic otter]

oh yeah it was a screenshot

[fallow drum]

@cosmic otter

did you know rushii is stalking [e-mail]

@cosmic otter

[cosmic otter]

who isn't

[fallow drum]

so true….

[drifting carbon]

subways because im subscribed

[sturdy folio]

time to post rust propaganda

[red wyvern]

I don't even know what that means

[rigid silo]

same

[cosmic otter]

rust developers keep creating blank projects

[sturdy folio]

okay but no fr dioxus isnt even in 1.0 yet we gotta address the shit on the left though who in the js world thought we need file structures like that

[cosmic otter]

you're not doing a complex app in one file

[sturdy folio]

mmmmmmmm

[stark herald]

WINGGGGG

[stark herald]

the next innovative Rust framework will just be an empty directory

[cosmic otter]

dioxus is literally just react but rust

it'll have the same problems every other framework does

[sturdy folio]

yeah because thats not the point behind dioxus, its not even finished anyway so i cant recommend it

[harsh minnow]

i read it as dixos and thought you were saying it's an OS using react

lore accurate ReactOS

[sturdy folio]

😭

[sturdy folio]

the discussion just boils down to native app dev sucks because windows is too lazy to provide a good api anyway so there is no point in having the discussion

[harsh minnow]

this is why u use react with electron or react native it's the best (true fact)

[cosmic otter]

it looks like they're just trying to do flutter but not in dart

[sturdy folio]

yes

[sturdy folio]

debatable

but i have to admit that electron does work

[harsh minnow]

flutter is cool but dart is meh i think

[sturdy folio]

and does what its supposed to do

[harsh minnow]

i was meming :P

[sturdy folio]

smh

time for me to fuck around with webgl

[cosmic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/spicy-goodness-like-a-boss-wendy-memer-gif-17873157

[final remnant]

except its rust so its awesome

[sturdy folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133650325178421330/1347343215644381376/gavintino__-_1897573310818361404_-_Video_1.gif

[red wyvern]

why is the test in a bathroom?

[cosmic otter]

imagine building an android app but it takes 3 times as long with similar performance

[final remnant]

why is the test in a bathroom in the backrooms

[harsh minnow]

what better place

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[harsh minnow]

hai calli

[glass shell]

hii vee

it's been 10 million years

[final remnant]

imagine building an android app and midway through they migrate everything to jetpack compose so everything breaks

[harsh minnow]

has it really been that long?

damn im getting old i think

[cosmic otter]

how would compose break anything

[final remnant]

i had non compose app

[cosmic otter]

also im talking about the compilation process

[final remnant]

then i updated android studio

and it thought i wanted compose

[harsh minnow]

i thought u were gonna say "and it converted it to compose"

would be fire

[sturdy folio]

https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1901234492838179137

[final remnant]

it didn't

[harsh minnow]

imagine ai that converts ur xml app into compose app

[final remnant]

i think it tried to

[harsh minnow]

@cosmic otter make

[cosmic otter]

vee loves findViewById

[harsh minnow]

tbf u dont need to do that

ViewBinding exists

[cosmic otter]

it can't

[final remnant]

Claude 3.7 or o3 mini high can prob do it but back then there was like gpt 3.5

[cosmic otter]

it doesn't touch anything after the project was made

[sturdy folio]

imagine ai that converts your electron app to nothing

[final remnant]

i think it thought it was compose

all i know is it didnt work anymore

[cosmic otter]

nothing is different about the build process

[final remnant]

i might revisit android apps cause i like kotlin a lot

[cosmic otter]

it was probably a bug with android studio in specific

[final remnant]

and i know it like @paper gate s heart

[harsh minnow]

what now