#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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that's not a discord problem 💔
lemme grab your nerves
???
like, the nerves in your body? or temper nerves
??????
i must be dreaming right now
english is weird with phrases
we've learned that the worst kind of feature is to change something that nobody asked to be changed
either that or i’m tired as shit
anyone else miss when discord looked like this?
"you're getting on my nerves" the fuck does that even mean
dude genuinely
it's just a prank bro
the prank:
this fucking video
putting the discord UI in a blender and then pushing a change
without telling us what got moved
youtube does it too
settings
You blocked them. so they don't matter
In hell, where they belong
WHAT????
settings > content&socials > blocked users
skill issue
I hate discord
I use the search function
let's all move to matrix
no
wtf are clips?
revert to irc
like twitch clips but in vc
telegraming you rn
Let's all return to IRC. Dalnet is still there, waiting for us.
horror
phone line message boards
DIALUP 🔥
let's delete discord and use signal
Let's delete ios too
i'm not interested in overpriced spyware 18.4
telnet ftw
@lapis lava ios 18.4 Beta 3 is out 🔥
calling ios spyware is wild work
I remember playing MUDs over telnet
jk
it's true tho
Priority Notifications
Food and recipes in Apple News
Image Playground’s new style
New supported AI languages
AI in the EU
Visual Intelligence on more iPhones
Seven new emoji in keyboard
Apple Vision Pro app
More default app categories
Shortcuts actions for app settings
Control Center additions
EV routing improvements for Apple Maps
Apple TV app UI changes```
this is hilariously wrong on so many factors
i'm not even gonna bother arguing
If you have no defence, that's understandable
okay then
prove it
how is it spyware

windows if it was a quirky rpg game about mental health or something idk i'd rather play peggle
is peggle actually fun?
yeah
No
and i've never bothered to see what it was
i love pegging
theres only one game that fits that description
sounds like an undertale OST
whats wrong. smiles obliviously (spoken).
is that fucking my time by bo en
yeah
yesterday i learned this cat breed is called turtle cat
i need one
thank you
tortoiseshell actually
does it have a shell
it does???
well i'll be damned
Tortoiseshell is a cat coat coloring named for its similarity to tortoiseshell pattern. Like tortoiseshell-and-white or calico cats, tortoiseshell cats are almost exclusively female. Male tortoiseshells are rare and are usually sterile.
Tortoiseshell cats, or torties, combine two colors other than white, either closely mixed or in larger patches...
the colors are similar i guess
this feels like if undertale was on the snes
now guess why tuxedo cats are called tuxedo cats
because it looks like they are wearing a tuxedo?
guys come join me
yes!!!
ios is Spyware as are most branded android roms
lineageos ftw
Qbert?
i love dumping my stupid xp covers
make a spamton song using XP sounds
see the message above...
oh
pac-man
mr or ms
mr
steamhappy
jr?
recreated the sine using FM, added a bit of distortion to it to make it a little closer
SHIT
carti ASS
that was my birthday wish . get fucked lol
@crisp pagoda
The next total lunar eclipse is in 23 years
no cap
Go outside rn
Yeah right now actually
really
blood moon
what the hell
"ong ong frfr no cap" sounds like a caveman who's hat got stolen
tf?
it's going to be released in 50 days
What the fuck
youtube please
paul
Lmaaaoooo
paul ...
Carti album better have a nett feat
You can't say nett whole name
Message gets flagged
yeah someone wouldnt shut up about them
half their messages were about them i'd estimate
I saw someone say the album gon have Yung lean and bladee on it
Bladee feature album is ruined
WWWDYM
I don't like bladees music at all
don’t disrespect the goat !!
i just listen to this song. it never ends for some reason. i take off my headphones and all you hear is static
fyi yung lean had a song with carti
Yung lean also has a song with Yung bans
And Yung bans has a song with carti
Triangle
Illuminati
Yung bans on i am music confirmed
Solid arguing
But do they have those...
Ray bans?
Oughhhhh
This is not Windows XP SP3

Carti posted the feats on ig
And there's a secret one that's blacked out
Its gonna be nett
are you sure PST
yeah that's what carti said
carti said PST?
someone need to teach her some Daylight Savings

Carti don't even know what that means
And neither do i
(I'm carti)
you're carti?
idk PT whatever
i'm not american
but people say pst regardless from what i've seen
blud is living in 11:40pm rn
ive never heard someone omit the s in a US timezone
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS PEAK
extra hour of daylight + dark mornings 🤤
It should stay then
no
1am PDT
You must be a child if you like daylight savings time

You know how many people die from DST?
CashApp in bio
Thousands of people die in car accidents from it the week of the change
It wastes so much extra electricity
Employee productiveness goes down by over 30%
My old job just gave everyone a week off starting on DST
lmao fs
im not sure if its related to vencord or not so i wont put it in support but i use the browser version of discord (with the vencord extension) and sometimes when i try to watch a video the audio will play and the progress bar will go but it'll stay stuck on the thumbnail/first frame
its a reoccurring issue too its not like it just happened once and i restarted and it was fine
and whats super weird is sometimes if theres videos in batches (all uploaded in the same message) some will play the video and some will only play the audio too
common issue
is it really worth it to get up at 2 am to see the moon turn a funny color?
DOGE when obamna does it
DOGE when elon does it
https://fixupx.com/mazemoore/status/1900368664567619612
OMG this is not AI, it's real. It's a must watch.
- Obama announces a DOGE department and puts Joe Biden in charge of it! 😂
"Nobody messes with Joe." 🤣
anyway lunar eclipse today?
very sugoi
wrong! i am music today
nuh
i did not expect twitter to open
The saiyans when frieza pulls up be like
i wish he dropped all these wlr era leaks 😭
hey comrades, let me ask y'all. Is a soundblaster card worthwhile these days?
most likely not
I have an asus xonar essence stx collecting dust, it was a good upgrade over integrated audio in one of my old systems when I was still using wired headphones
one of my old mobos had shit integrated audio
Yo if y'all are in the USA, you should go outside, theres a lunar eclipse going on
i cant, im scared of grass
it's the moon, not grass
what if i do someting awful like touch it
you'll be famous
@boreal torrent
concrete exists
yeah
Lc.g lunar eclipse
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A lunar eclipse is an astronomical event that occurs when the Moon moves into the Earth's shadow, causing the Moon to be darkened.⁽¹⁾
soviet russian pocketwatch
Least I don't have to fast tom 
Does it work
hi vencord
considering how little it happens yeah
there's so much gay people in this server, i love it
femboys are the best
WOMENNNNNNNNNNN
femboys, girls and trans girls
Everybody is awesome
true


You're the only human in the world who isn't awesome
I'll buy it for my half-eaten pizza, a bottle of Pepsi, and one month of discord nitro classic
Send it to me
im going outside at 11:58 pm
i will take a picture with my phone camera
i will get nothing

actually i should just go down and see right now
It's happening literally right now
Go outside
Why not now
too sleepy
its gonna last 2 hours
Nah
maybe
https://fixvx.com/cloverlovania/status/1900267461288645080 DELTARUNE TOMORROW
The magic of an eclipse is the moon going into and out of the shadow of the Earth
Not the moon not being there
New moons are a thing
Moon looks like an eyeball
What is it looking at?
he's so much more pleasant to listen to
nvm i cant find the moon
moon moon
ig ill watch it on tv
oh shit
thats probably why i cant find it
ig ill go out when it turns red
then ill take a picture
ITS TURNING RED
I CAN'T FIND THIS STUPID ASS MOON
Chat, battlefield 1 2 3 or 4?
did you look up
risk of rain
Risk of rain so good
1
Oki
i did its cloudy to
s o v
sob
and i'm surrounded by tall ass buildings
These pics are really hard to take due to light pollution
That's a street lamp
And the moon
Me when the moon is fixed to the pole outside of my bedroom window:
stop shaking your phone
The moon is also red rn
when you take pictures
im proud to announce that i got over my fear of grass and went outside and saw the moon turn a funny color
Bro get out of the way I wanna see the moon
eclipse is such a,,, risk of rain 2 reference,,,
what
Stop blocking the screen
what are you talking about
the moon is so tiny
are you okay
The sky is just a projector with a really bright bulb and the earth is flat
You're in front of the moon
MOVE
i think im going to put you in a big pot and eat you
If that's what it takes to make the moon come back
i thought there is just a giant oled screen in space
If that's the case, who's mom is on top of the moon section?
you guys believe the moon exists?
damn, have you played "your wife" and "your daughter" too? soon "your sister" will come out
nice one sans Undertale
I LOVE TAU
talking about Undertale, did you know that it's on it's cheapest it has ever been?
Guys I'm at a FOSS convention, I came here alone idk what to do 😭😭 there's nerds everywhere and they're socializing and talking with each other but I'm not nerdy enough to join (plus social anxiety) 😭😞😔
time to spend money on a game that I wouldn't play 
There's VLC and Ubuntu and debian and aws and google here aaaaaa I'm just standing around awkwardly
ive had the game for like a decade
another reason to not get out 
don't you have nerd friends?
Only online
i have only purchased your mother
i may consider purchasing your wife in the future though
4
7
multiplication is prioritized so 3*6 = 18, 3-18 = -15, -15 + 2 = -13
to me into the city
He said
shut up
Son, when you grow up
CARTI DROPPED
would you be the savior of the broken
their whole team is wearing the cool hats
They're so awesome
I want one
AND THERES A JUPYTER ROBOT JUST WALKING AROUND WTF
CARTI DROPPED
carti is overrated
never heard a carti track
the shondo that i hate
They're showcasing their new Ubuntu touch tablets :3
it is pi day and friday
and her whole thing is haha guys my model's a child but call me wife!!
pie fry day
tau is better,,,
any minute now
this is worse than the half life 3 cope because for half life 3 we actually have game code leaks
pi enthusiasts when they find out that around 9 digits of pi is already enough accuracy to compute the size of the universe
we should just do tau divided by 2
Pi enthusiast haters when they find out that calculating digits of pi by hand is just purely a hobby that we do for fun cause it's fun, and it also showcases computational power
yes yes tau very good
nuh uh
yay
pi lovers when they realise I installed a malware on their pc to delete root on pi day
pi lovers when i rip their guts out with my bare hands
extension for firefox when ? 😭
shondoposting
someone lit a firework outside my room
they ran in shouting im sorry im sorry
what the hell
yea
HELL YEAH!
this was crazy
i heard there were even jews in this protest advocating for the protection of the man supporting terrorist groups that go against them
yep
like why
he's against everything you live for?? 😭
feel like i saw something similar before xD
today or smthing
he's literally in a terrorist organization i think
talked at their rallies
#begging people to realise politics isnt as black and white as he is a terrorist supporter and he is not a terrorist supporter we are here talking about two countries one of which got terrorized for decades and you are focusing one this one attack while ignoring everything else the other side did
hold on guh gotta look up a stream i lost the twitter thread
Rich now 😋
and youre focusing on the country that got terrorized for decade and not the other side?
look i know the war is bad
but theres always these double standards with you people
WHERE IS IT BRO
lazy lake
🚨 𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝗵𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗹? 🚨
Confused about the case against him? Watch our video primer.
two problems, bro
one, xitter isn't a news source, or a good source of anything
two,
Canary Mission is a doxing[1] website established in 2014 that publishes the personal information of students, professors, and organizations that it considers to be anti-Israel or antisemitic,
Canary Mission isn't a news source either
facts are facts though
if alex jones says a fact do you believe him?
If Alex Jones says something that has no corroboration, I'd tend to doubt it
but this does
What corroborates it?
video evidence?
no carti drop 😔
I need more than a doxxing website.
who tf cares that its a doxxing website
People have been doxxing people they don't like for a long time.
facts are FACTS
I'm still waiting for facts.
OMG SOME GUYS ON THE ITNERENT SAID HE'S A TERRORIST
Right there, I just posted it on the internet.
According to you, that makes it a fact.
oh my god
that source is incredibly unreliable
I know, I am
sure the source maybe
lol
even the video is using intentionally charged language
you just said you needed to corroborate claims with proof
where is your proof
hypocrite
sheesh, i think we should all kiss tbh
I'm not kissing a genocide enjoyer
WHERE IS IT??????
I only mirrored your bullshit back at you
gosh, both sides done bad things, none is right but both have their own supporters
chill
true
did carti realease the album
WHERE IS IT????
ANY TIME NOW
haiiii 
what is everyone waiting for
im sorry but "terrorized"?
@static valley
idk those were your words
lunar eclipse tonight was called a blood worm moon
i eat worms
i think i have 4 sides to my autism
nice
typescript-go!!!
also its funny how people say twitter isnt a news app when its #2 in the app store for news
this doesnt go without saying
#1 app for (fake) news
nvm its back at #1
nah theres real news here and there
just need to dig for it
reddit is #2
now say what you want
but tim apple put them there
i guess this is a good news source
https://x.com/BBCBweaking
who let timothy cook
i cannot read what awewts says
Tylko jedno w głowie mam
Koksu pięc gram
spinning cow gif goes here
There are two types of people here; the redneckbeard giants and the small gay twinks; nothing in between.
And they're both so nice wtf. Open source developers are literally the chillest dudes ever.
Ok well who would've known, socializing starts with talking to people and initiating conversations gg
how much does it smell there 😨
mm estrogen
The ventilations are doing a lot of work here
Oh right there's KDE, debian and Steam here too :3
mimi ate the music
Alerts
oh
I haven't seen a single windows here, everyone is with their own custom distros like not even mainstream distros 😭😭
do we get banned for using vencord here?
no rather it’s encouraged
Yes

cute gopher
No that's Gorris
just dont show people you use it 
Hello
happy pi(e) day
we should make pi day also official rust day cuz pi sucks (I HATE MATH!!!)
it doesnt
arch linux is not mainstream?
I don't even see a single arch
They're all custom distros they made based on other obscure distros
any templeos?
nvvhr will use TempleOs
@raw panther @lapis lava help
how do I help
how
idk
I thought I saw terry Davis here but no he was just some nerd with a Mac 😔
I'd be concerned if I was seeing ghosts
@winter girder does tom macdonald eat mcdonalds
rock
hi vencord
no fucking way, you're lying
rest in peaces :(
ITS REAL
is it good
IDK I CANT LISTEN TO YET CUZ TEACHER MADE ME RATE STUDENTS PROJECTS

the first track IS SO FUCKING EPIC
Eh, its a solid 2/10
@lapis lava
HOLY SHIT
Why is it so big???
HUH
@soft portal CARTI FUCKING DROPPED
sanest user
IKR
CARTI DROPPED
i do agree there are some good songs, but most of it is awful
rust
now if you think of a netttspend record
yeah its gonna be bad
C++
🚮
kendrick is okay at best
the name of that emoji 😭
put litter in its place
MY GOAT 🐐
okay vro
least sane vencord take but sure

hi
i love macos
i love linux
AND IM STILL FUCKING TRYING TO HACKINTOSH
debian
i love windows
why cant apple make an apple to develop ios apps on windows
linux users would like to know your location
apple should indeed try and develop an apple
real
kde is good
cool
should i use vesktop on macos
fedora my beloved
hi where is general chat?
this is general chat
i love windows
do you guys know if there is a plugin to change my device
ew
some guy can change his device
(Auto-response invoked by @humble trench)
okay
i like when stuff just works
my incredible vencord plugin that adds an iq test to discord is almost done
mine really is just a basic kde desktop on arch

plugin that randomly makes you do a skill check and if you fail it runs sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
thats all you really need tbh. anything more than that is just a waste of time
yeah
i use kde fedora with a color theme
i use kde arch
personally i like mac and iphones and think ipads are kinda useless
you must hate money
@main wyvern 🖕
???????????????????????????
husk_hd
@bitter nymph i'm gonna block you i swear
Okay
lol
idk why you are so 1 and 0 like you can like multiple things and you can only like parts of things and you dont have to hate on others for having a different opinion 😭
he speaks with a pc, he has to be 1 and 0
I love spending all my money <3
$300 apple
The new apple. $250
its made of solid machined aluminum
you bite into it and you find out it’s got a solid titanium core
plutonium*
yummy
or uranium
the new apple from apple
apple should sell thigh highs, 100% of apple users own a pair anyways
the new thigh highs pro max
Fancy ass lunch + fancy ass dinner with one of Debian's head developers to my right and a VLC developer to my right. Wayland contributor sitting across and a KDE contributor beside him. Gosh I feel so so fucking out of place aaaaaa
Behind me from another table is The Matrix developer and he's discussing about porting Matrix to Debian and I'm not understanding a single word 😭😭
it’s lowkey better than gnx
500$ (per sock)
nothing like uuu so good
for a second I thought you said uwu
horrible take
people be like "modern rap is just opium brainrot bla bla bla" but don't actually pay attention to the artists who are more traditional whatsoever
lol
anyways being a music elitist is boring new carti slaps
Wtf
Ikrr it's so unbelievable it's like a fever dream 😭😭
And they're so chill af
how
😭
I mean yeah they're human beings too but I'm too underqualified to be sitting at the same dinner table as them while they talk about packaging
I'm just lucky 😭😭
Debian dev slipped me a piece of paper with random numbers and letters and asked me for my PGP key and I said oh I don't have one yet and he said oh don't worry, you will one day 😭😭 I lied I don't even know what the letters PGP mean
^^
guh
can u ask the kde contributor to get this merged https://invent.kde.org/plasma/plasma-desktop/-/merge_requests/819
Fixes https://old.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/sbgmab/last_windows_11_update_changed_default_browser_to/ TaskManager_-_prevent_unpinning_MS_Edge
lmaoo
He's just a contributor 😔 not a dev
lmfao
😭
yeah
kde is goated
Even steam deck uses kde
yop
ask them their thoughts on steam deck
There is also steam rep or smth here 😭
apple teleport
paper jam in printer
i fix it
it’s cause someone put too much cardstock in the tray at once
the two girls next to me
grab a stack of cardstock
they do the exact same thing
guess what happens
🤑
They have a steam deck and it's my first time seeing it and it's so biggg
Apple isn't here unfortunately
it’s massive, almost
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piss off
??
fuck aws
aws is dogshit 🔥
they charged me 300$ a month and i noticed it after 6 months
Postgresql is with Fujitsu for some reason
no wdym they’re in here
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
@static valley wat ur best song of the album
TRUE
Like their reps or smth
LMAO?
Not devs tho, they don't know what their products even do
They just came here to advertise and showcase
Ok Americans and Europeans in Asia are so funny. They're trying to eat fried rice with a fork 😭😭
17 songs into i am music and i can say this shit is NOT that good
like
we’ve been waiting for five years for… THIS????
hitler is unironically a great painter. such a shame he had to do allat stuff tho
fucking dumbass 😭 🙏
dude
dude
listening Tom Macdonald
i fucking hate the new carti like he perfected his baby voice after wlr mf could just continue making this kind of music and it’d be gas but he decided to do generic ass rap songs
why was the death threat so necessary
god forbid she makes a joke towards me that
- we usually make
- that you are not even involved in
?
alright then
How is that a death threat
That's what they said when wlr dropped
can I forward this?
edit: thanks.
cuz wlr was something unique and really new. but this is just something future makes three times a year
Whats the problem
Okay bro what
Future is not making this album bro what the hell 😭😭😭
what. i mean this album is very basic and it sounds just like any popular rapper
guys can I make a joke
How do you come to that conclusion 😭
Do Kendrick and Carti sound the same to you or something
does anyone know if the 1 day free nitro quest also gives you server boost?
vinecord
damn
i got an automatic free trial for a week and it didnt give me boosts so id assume no but idk
im laughing very hard
mmmm lime
lol
they sound equally generic to me
i was mostly baiting with the brainrot part, i just dont really enjoy that genre of music.
lol
yes Kendrick the west coast artist is sounding like Atlanta trap carti
He isn't tho? There was a reason why he got rejected and it was because his paintings sucked
His perspectives were all wrong and the scales were all messed up
ok u can drop my take about it being similar to any rapper. im just gonna say that shit was not worth 5 years. it has ai, its raw, unready, some songs were literally made the same day like
shit is so rushed
most songs are just fillers
cold visions better
yes
@soft portal hiiii
hii hru
eepy
hbu
fish
i think there must be like a whole 4 people of color in genshin impact
Heyyyy
@soft portal why is it kinda mid ⁉️
same. slept for 2h
idk 😞
better listen to cold visions /gen

which song is ai
i only noticed ai in one song and it was a stem splitter
ppl r saying rather lie
5 cups of cranberry juice yesterday, 3 cups today. 1 weekly supplement of vitamin D, one supplement of ferogoblin slow release capsule, one banana and one omega 3 daily supplment
I will feel better the next day
😭
@faye
@fallow drum your the pharmacist, does this even work 😭 (this is prob a dumb question)
rosie is NOT a pharmacist

🐊
snats only

🧱
where do i ask questions
vns
@static valley hiiiii
nooooooo not those kinda questions
i dont really need support
just wondering if a certtain plugin exists
carti shouldn't have dropped
yo whats the command to find a plugin i forgot
vplugin patpat
Adds a /petpet slash command to create headpet gifs from any image
Vee
has chat commands
vplugin translate
thnaks
np
y'all now what was the name of the team that made discord look smaller so it fitted more things in the screen
vencord not working
Dunno what you mean by team but i think you're just talking about compact mode
Who wanna vc
gm
how are people unable to read but able to speak
american
pfp is a furina cosplayer
no way
Mild brain tumor
"Žól poqcoqožicijé"
I love conlanging
@sudden sun
theres a lot of people like that
exactly...
burh
i remember seeing this desktop on #🖥-vesktop-support-🖥
this reminds me of a windows bootleg
😭
windows 11 wallpaper on windows 8.1 😭
also all those junk apps AAAAAA
also the worst possible color known to man as the main wallpaper theme 😭😭😭😭
im in pain


this is gopher
