#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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v+ brainrot
awk 2-a 😭
is ninachat dead
vban everyone
bro i forgot nin0corp existed
ninachat was a hoax dude don't you already know that
throw it in the bathtub
i will bring back
no, ninachat is real
lies and more lies
i was fuckin with you but no one followed on the gaslighting it's over
did y’all know if you stuck a fork in an outlet you get superpowers
(please DONT do this 😭)
I thought ninachat was a hoax, and I was trying to gaslight you. idk what ninachat is
aw man if you didn't say that i would've done it
too late
missed my chance
already did it
what's up everyone
@paper gate @deep token car
where’s callie
car
i haven’t spoken to her in a while
yeah dude where's callie
you didn't specify the material so I'll stick a plastic fork
idk where she went
who's callie
it's been ages since i spoke to her
never heard of her!!
some bitch lmao
are you fucking serious
Hi callie
LMAO
u sure about that?
Treat others with respect. Friendly banter is okay, but don't take it too far. No discrimination based on any characteristics
lmfao 😭
hi chat
minimod?
hi whats up
ntm wbu
im fine, thanks
i did it to myself bro
o ok
lmfao
vrule is a public command, it can be done by everyone
idc
- they did it to theirself
vrule 76
vrule 768
lmfao
vrule 34
Treat others with respect. Friendly banter is okay, but don't take it too far. No discrimination based on any characteristics
aight
what
@twin crag you will die
oh right
ironic how i have a single picture of myself on my phone
rule 2
@lapis lava how was your day nina
yet i have dozens of cat pics
Treat others with respect. Friendly banter is okay, but don't take it too far. No discrimination based on any characteristics
i have none of myelf tbh
i had none until today
venbotto :3
APP
— Today at 19:17
Rule 2
Treat others with respect. Friendly banter is okay, but don't take it too far. No discrimination based on any characteristics
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icl ts pmo ngl
i took one to show it to my gf and frens
v+ brainrot
i should be mod fr
why is betterdiscord shite
@○°¿•|° @nino
nuh uh
uhhh h hhh h b
dude where's callie
THEY MADE ME INTO A REPLY GIF
who’s they bro
I made you into a fucking reply gif
ME
THIS WAS ME
some motherfucker asked me "where's lívia" three times today
Hi me how are you
egotripping
i’m sorry 😔
ok but do you know where lívia is
everyone here is a kasane teto fan
i wonder where
have you seen the monkey that hides from gay people
LMAO
in a pineapple under the sea
@boreal torrent
no, I've never seen them
classic
peekaboo
YEAH I KNOW IM GAY
you are??
minky looks like the cat owl in this picture
vroom vroom
never seen that monkey in my LIFE
I kiss the boys and I kiss the girls
i’ve seen a lot of monkeys in my life
how do you find out
you kiss girls i kiss WOMEN
i wonder how
i found out i was gay when i was like 14
google maps it or smth
me
shhhh
I found out when I was like 12
likely because I grew up with so many friends who were girls
“hey google am I gay”
randint(gay)
if var gay / 2 === 0
else
gay.return(true);
i’m hungry
(it's true)
what's up everyone
what did chis-a?
you need to trade your joes

im doing well, hbu
randInt
traitor joes
math.random
5
tradin my joes
next macos will be macos water
traitor?
of course you play helldivers
First you walked five hundred miles. Then you walked five hundred more.
guys who uses genp
DEMOCRACY RAAAAHHHHH
why the fuck would i not
Helldivers is a fun game.
i don't know
and where's livia btw
vhowgay nin0.dev
🌈 nin0.dev is 83.03% gay
excepted
ITS SO FUCKING FUN
i wonder where she is
vhg @lapis lava
🌈 nin0.dev is 83.03% gay
so accurate
who's lívia, never heard of her
vhg @harsh minnow
🌈 vending.machine is 62.58% gay
accurate
hmm, tu
vhg
🌈 You are 71.53% gay
excellent
yay
more gays
🌈 You are 58.55% gay
vhg
🌈 You are 96.21% gay
no im not
😭?
🌈 You are 15.28% gay
vhg italians
User not found
I think mine is broken
accurate
liar
vhg
🌈 You are 17.48% gay
ciaoooo
italiano nel server di vencord? crazy
keep it to english bro
tutto è possibile
before nina mutes you
ok
fine
A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?
nope
yeah it's just english, but switched up a bit
no
not the point
it's english ver2 it's allowed!
hey guys
italian is not that hard for portuguese and spanish speakers to understand

from the screen
to the ring
No.
@outer radish
lets enjoy good music together @noble quest
@stark herald
filing a restraining order
@kind prawn
Germans
ill propose with thick of it @boreal torrent
fuck bolivia they STOLE my name
latinxia

yall just aint latinopilled enough

ain't you a swiftie
QUIT HUSKING
end the suffering @noble quest
EVIL CREATURES
is my maternal side of the family all being from guatemala latino enough?
start blobcatcozying
You will never escape husk
nice creatures
are u familiar with how latinos interact with each other
ye
do you want a demonstration
that argentinian and bolivian beef is real af
can u play it again i want to join
@lapis lava I didnt ask you, ball socket. go connect bones
@lapis lava I didnt ask you, ball socket. go connect bones
@lapis lava I didnt ask you, ball socket. go connect bones
guh
@noble quest discord so lazy their way of disabling listen along if u turn off activity joins is to turn the spotify presence into a nromal presence
what server is that, even
the ball socket server
yop
they connect bones you know
im bored af i need smth to do
guys I need support for vencord.. it's telling me to consume the souls of the damned
i could go for some beer right now
hop off alcohol
mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
alcohol is nasty, why do people drink it
you're 7 minutes late.
noob
husk
SO TELL ME WHYY SHOULDN'T IT BE TRUEE
Yo
@lapis lava is that you 
nopp

hop off my [FRIEND]

feel free to husk this, I deserve it
@glass shell i get no kick from champange
mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at allll
i should stop daydreaming about me looking pretty in the future
@noble quest what gulf are you?
i look at least average atm
so tell me why shouldn't it be true?
I GET NO KICK OUTTA BREWWW
i love my hair
back in my gulf era
What
😭 for some reason, i thought this meant you at least look like an average ATM
sadanic
LMAO
sardonic
@boreal torrent face reveal
@boreal torrent face reveal
@lapis lava stole my idea

i dont think anyone here has heard my voice
I'm not
no there's a feature that makes it so it doesn't work exclusively with chromebooks
is it really a face reveal if all of it is hair 
oh
damn
I SOUND GAY AF
I LOVE LYING
only the extension
i can barely hear anything 😭
oh ok
@noble quest at some point #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 had a garbagebook, tried using vencordinstaller for linux (common) to patch the discord ANDROID app 😭
why are chromebooks so limited 💔
mkbhd jumpscare
turn up the volume lil bro
i did 😭
lol
my phone's mic just sucks ig
horror
I'll send another voice message once I get back to my PC
you sound gay
fork found in kitchen
I'm the most obvious gay bitch online
fork of what project?
the gay project
my eyes look like they were rotated in the mii editor
i need my hair to grow moar
@kind prawn FLAMENGO
i know how u look like
(pretty)
smh
this is how i look like
i luv my hair
oddly relatable pictures!
cow on the moon in 1969
hi
hi
wasnt it quality > quantity
is vesktop basically a webapp which means its basically just a chromium browser right
@ember quest i hope samsung doesn't make this phone though
I have two accounts
it has motors
I am typing this on s20
When did they stop making note phones
note 20
oh
can't wait for Apple to hop on foldable game and absolutely cook every other brand
you know what I say about the apple x android debate
fuck you both, just make me a phone I want
nino ur going to make ashley have another breakdown
whats this miku day
39
Only for $9999 can you get the basic model with a very noticeable crease and no features
@open pasture do you follow rivers
i don't trust apple with prices after 16e
i mean they sold a stand for 999$
atleast its not like a thousand
you can't add betterdiscord plugins
Dev builds, unsupported
Do not ask any more questions about it or you will be moderated likely
Alr thnx
read this but dont ask for any help in here https://docs.vencord.dev/intro/
For future vencord questions please read #faq and #1257025907625951423 before moving to #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
People here should have that pinned to their clipboard Lol
I don't trust apple ever
It's a goddamn cult
it is
asymmetric flip is a interesting concept
i like flex g alot
did you know that basically everyone agrees that Miku is the granddaughter of the IBM 7094
yup lmao
I think the universal headcanon is adorable
Why so?
Ohh cuz computers
Yes
a lot deeper as well
vocaloid used to be called "daisy" as a homage to the IBM 7094 famously singing daisy bell, but wasn't due to copyright issues
just wanted to share this piece of art I came across
Love
I knew it had something to do with the fact that it was the first computer to sing or something
Apple has a single fairly priced product imo
Mac Mini M4 with 16GB
It's worth it for the cost
apple music?
$599 for such powerful hardware
when you buy Apple you buy an experience
no thanks
g
that too
you get long software support, software subscriptions are quite inexpensive
debian
icloud+ 50gb so good
ion need cloud bullshit tbh
i backup my pi to iCloud
I've been using my PC with only 128gb of storage for years now
(i should encrypt my backups)
500GB secondary HDD is barely used
i have one 500gb ssd (475 usable)
i use gdrive as backup
happy miku day
110gb gb usabl here
u love
i need a new phone fr
buy my phones
A shit experience, I agree
gurl u know very well that I'm broke
ill send you 5 s25 ultras
do u want a fold instead
for 20€
i can just send you a phone for free
girl i don't wanna take anything out of ur hard work
WHAT
i mean free for you
❓
i can request from my boss
it's ur money girlie
wait what
What
do you actually work at samsung
i work on a samsung store
I'd feel awful taking smth that expensive from ur hard work
not rn but starting October yeah
june*
but ur amazing
smhh so are you
lies
i guess this is just the third worlder mentality
im third wolder too lmao
i dont get that much monwy
i have a cheap phone
s23fe
Türkiye isn't third world girlie
I know only one thing about Turkey
It's a developing country with many already developed areas tbh
Gulf of Rosie is typing...
it is
“hey boss i wanna send a $1,500 phone to somebody online”
“no problem my favorite worker!!”

Watch I kveld med Ylvis on Dplay: http://bit.ly/IKveldMedYlvis
iTunes US:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/mr.-toot-single/id923496213?l=nb&ls=1
iTunes Worldwide:
https://itunes.apple.com/no/album/id921980267
iTunes Norway, Spotify, Wimp:
http://kampanje.universalmusic.no/ylvis/
Music: V.Ylvisåker/B.Ylvisåker/C.Løchstøer/M.Eriksen/T.E.Herma...
how
i mean kind of yeah?
Turkey is often categorized as a newly industrialized country (NIC), indicating it's transitioning from a developing to a developed economy. In 2025, Turkey's nominal GDP is projected to be $1.455 trillion, with a per capita GDP of $16,876.
Despite this economic growth, challenges like poverty persist. In 2022, the poverty rate was 14.4%, and severe material deprivation affected 28.4% of the population.
wha
we're cooked
our economy literally sucks
brazil gdp per capita is $10k LOL
samee
SAME HERE OMG
🔥
what do I put on my home screen to make it less boring
iirc
sell this phone, get iphone and it will no longer be boring
Brazil and Türkiye tend to be the countries where electronics are the most expensive
I've got NSFW furry art on mine
i just switched from an iPhone
@digital kettle how much a s25 ultra costs there
89k
iirc
iphone 16 pro max is 106.000
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lc.wa 89 thousand TRY to USD
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damn
fun fact
brazilians tend to visit paraguay to buy electronics
then they come back and tax evade
🔥
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lc.wa 120k TRY to USD
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yeah almost the same price
my phone was 30.459try
my stepfaughter bought me chocolate. i am such a happy girl
my phone costed me 890 BRL
lc.wa 890 brl to usd
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i got this phone for free
lc.wa 30k to usd
lc.wa 30k try to usd
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damn
my phone
ashley so rich..
wrong
jk
lc.wa 130k rub to usd
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wha
@lapis lava i've got to ask why and how do you have both vendroid and vesktop settings in your discord settings
#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message
i have VendroidEnhancements enabled on vesktop
which adds this settings tab and fake updater

very silly
i hit 2 hours in cs2 !
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i think i played csgo until cs2 released
then i stopped playing it
why
dam
blud looks like robby from victorious
because almost everyone like hated it at the time
true
i still hate it
actually no back when it was a limited test everyone was like WHY WAS IT NOT ME WHO GOT THE INVITE
and then the day it released everyone realised how ass it is lmfao
yop
2 hours
hello
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Noooo I'm running out of girl pills :(
https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1898778576876368340 LMAO THEY DISCOVERED THE PHOTO
is that kokofish and hu tar
yeah the istanbul municipality did like a cosplay event iirc
most of the anime festivals here are municipality funded because the government is stupid
they were even gonna ban anime at some point
i hope all conservative people
im not gonna say the rest
who the fuck let me cook
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Dawg what the fuck are you doing
fentanyl i think
is this manual obfuscation 😭
there's an extra scrambling step here isn't there
it returns o lehwdr
what do you use for your hair
😭
shampoo and conditioneer
i should never be allowed near a computer
and combing cream
any special one
cuz my hair has some stupid ass braiding
i dint kiw if it happened to you
just specific ones for curly hair
i’ll never understand wtf a conditioner is for. like istg everyone keeps saying completely difference use cases for it
idk if i need it
xd
also idk how but when i stopped using a curly hair cream my hair started getting curlier 0_o
huhhh?
i use a bar of soap i stole from a hotel 2 weeks ago
hmm....
😔
gonna have to go bald 😭
nop
holy-
Hi
Rah
I humbly request someone send me the file for vencord moble
I don't care if it's jank
I need free nitro
(Auto-response invoked by @red wyvern)
False. I can't get it in support I have already tried
I'm looking for an actual person to send me the file
You tried to get support and it didn't work, and your next step is to ask for support in off-topic?
Bold strategy, let's see how it plays out.
I'm reaching out for non staff member
Or at least one that can actually send me the file
I'd figure I could find someone here
M8, not being rude but did you actualy read the venbot response in support?
it linked you to the download
I'm specifically requesting the mobile version
Read the bot's response
Click on the blue "Vendroid"
Read it. See the blue link?
It's not exactly obvious
The word Vendroid is a different color! Maybe it's a hyperlink!
Maybe just maybe I don't need anyone to make anymore comments
Maybe you should stop asking for support in off-topic.
We're just trying to help you man, no need to get defensive 
v+ needy
Revive starboard or i will revive cthulhu
Lmao, is this just a joke or did someone actually try and run vencord on a flip phone😭
first time trying a videogame on linux

My parents still think videogames are a big waste of time and that I'll grow out of it
vide games are life
I mean yeah sure they are
but most things in life are a "waste of time"
it it brings you enjoyment it's not really a waste of time
Yeah but they think I'm too unproductive 
Funnily enough my dad who used to say this all the time is now starting to fall victim to wasting time on playing phone games
candy crush dad
Though to be fair he was also kinda the person who introduced me to video games because he still had a PS1 from his childhood around
I HATE discord
changed my email
BOOM
"we think u got hacked so weve limited your account for a few days"
LIKE BRO?
then they rejected the appela saying i cant appeal WHEN THEY SAID I COULD
,,
Yeah same here, although mine just spends like hours on Telegram lol
i spend hours on my motorbike then realising i have no idea where i am
the waste of time is trying to find somewhere i recognise
Nobody lazerbeam 😭😂
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#lazerbeam #getmeoffthetrain #straya #australia #bogan #strayamemes #fortnite #funny #boganmemes #thesounddownunder
Wait Worf is that the intended way to use a ignorepkg.conf in /etc/xbps.d/?
ignorepkg=sudo
ignorepkg=void-artwork
like ignorepkg=sudo void-artwork doesn't work/ is apparently not a thing
Hey
Oh and btw the pkgignore saved me like less than a mb xD
hi
so true
yep
ping me next time btw, i’m not at home
early 2005?
2009 or 2007
That's what it says on my steam profile

That seems incredibly scuffed xD
But I guess it works
I just wish void would package librewolf, now I need to maintain my own user-overrides.js
helloo
lmfao
how are you they (plural)
what? xD
hello
haii :3
rate my new home screen
how are yall?
6/10
anyone know how to block this idiot? they keep messaging me even tho i told them to leave me alone
fix is uninstall snapchat
omg!! ive been texted by them non stoo too
how do I improve
i actually had them blocked at one point
then they mysteriously unblocked themselves
old snapchat
oh :(
i blocked them in like 2018 or some shit
plus like i said they reappeared and i havent been able to do it since

my dad used to play these online kingdom games all the time and made alts to boost his account or some shit
throne i think one of the games was called
guys what does monitor color have to do with refresh rate
bc i just changed my monitor from 60hz to 75hz and everything darkened
happened to me too
and i got no clue
it felt weird at first but better than before after a while
btw i think when it gets darker its more accurate
cus before i saw #000000 (black) color and it looked gray on my skin
college and middle school both so useful
why even include middle school wth thats just school 😭
school would be good if done right....
there’s a third party repo for it
over here we just have primary and high school
See I understand the need to know history but I really don't care about the intricate details like what fucking general was insane and when he was born
nope mine is powerpc and yours isn’t
history was always my favorite
i’ve taken like a million history classes but i would never be a historian lol
my favorite school subject though
i like history but i don’t do it anymore
You can argue use for late math outside of specialties but history eh
legal studies is my favourite subject 
realistically you will never use the knowledge you gain from general studies but what’s good about them is they build you as a person in a way
hqhahahah i failed history and i know NOTHING about it
Not like anyone learned from the 6 month lessons on Nazi Germany because clearly we are actively heading there
i failed history and geography so badly
and i dont know where most countries r
i mean i know where the canary islands r cus i live in them but im technically spanish and idk where mainland spain is
powerpc is objectively worse 
anyways ill just google if i need to know any time
not here
There's literally no reason to use it
I remember through gradeschool we'd have to use cursive on all our tests
use it no but read it yes very important
also gotta write your name in cursive (i still don’t have a signature) 
can my signature be a slugcat
You just need to be able to point at a paper and be like, yeah, I did that
My signature is my initials
LETS GO
i mean sure but you’ll get stupid looks if you put your signature as plain text lol
imagine if you see this pattern in wood
husk eyes are something you see in trees a lot
Mine is barely recongizable to anyone but me
who that
mark cerny from sony
signatures are meant to be super specific although they’re very flawed
actually i’ve been required on a few different government documents to have my signature in cursive
(i can’t do cursive myself)
skin??
rosie writes in comic sans
but i can read it just fine because i remember my teachings lol
screen*
but without my teachings cursive is literally impossible to read
Anyone who wants me to write in specifically cursive can fuck off
I can make squiggly lines and call it cursive by saying it's legible to mr
im tired
i use 60 hz because 75 hz looks scarily smooth...
idk how i said skin
cursive super important in the medical world as everything is written in cursive to prevent fraud better
prescriptions are typically always cursive for that very reason and also always the same ink color too
I've never in my life had a non-digital prescription
I've been on like 30 meds
Including stuff like adderall
21 years
teaching cursive is nice maybe like once a week kinda thing for a couple months because learning to read it is very useful but as for writing it it’s not very useful
many schools don’t teach it at all anymore though at least around here
I cannot read cursive period
I cannot recall a time when that has been a problem for me
Maybe like, once or twice fucking years ago
Cursive is dead
My handwriting looks like cursive but if you look at it closely it's just entirely illegible
i love college because nobody gaf if you dont write in cursive
If you write in cursive fuck you
i’ve never needed it outside of my job
and government documents as well in the form of a cursive signature

@paper gate
i had to piece together my knowledge from 12 years ago to sign a few documents and i still completely botched it lmao
𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓿𝓻𝓸 ❤️
screw writing in cursive what about typing in cursive
its so funny how touhou fans are all millionaires
yop
either millionaires or in crippling debt
just like the people wearing the animal suits (i think the actual word is automodded)
one of these days we'll see bad apple in times square
that’s definitely a hotel
nahh install better discord instead
honestly
go for it
i don't care
lmfao
LMFAO
hi
h
why are you active on two accounts…. @static valley
I thought I could have fun tormeting you with that but meh
doesn't look like it'll happen
https://twitter.com/naturesass
THEY DID IT AGAIN?????????????
uh huh
oh nvm you just keep changing pfp ig? 😭
yeah no my friend told me to do it
so I said fuck it why not
me fr
lmao
rs
😭
guh lmao
g
lmao
leave me alone creep
Which Distro? Fedora or something along those lines?
ubunut
i didn't install it my friend did and I'm too lazy to flash anything else on this thing right now
it's ubuntu 18.04
the peak OS
flash
wuh?
18.04?
oui
i take off my clothes
Its fine as a first Linux OS but its sure as hell not peak xD
not that fucking kind of flashing
Isn't that outdated as hell?
I mean the other one
:3
"If it aint broke, dont fix it"
lmao
the only thing i'm using this laptop running this distro specifically is to install parsec and use it
also this thing is a
like
idfk
2008 thinkpad
it's got a maximum of 2 fucking ghz
i ain't gon do much on this anyways lmao
My 2011 Thinkpad runs the most up to date packages, that has nothing to do with that xD
max clock speed (turbo)?
man
one second lemme check neofetch
less about the hardware
more about how it is going to be used
Absolutely
you gon make me go onto neofetch
its deprecated, use fastfetch ;)
blech
I am going to lose it
My relatives call me
fuck off
I have two computers with very similar CPUs
You know how much it bothers me
one's a desktop with a Ryzen 5 5600
and the other one's a laptop with a Ryzen 5 5600H
You don't need to ping me to only tell me fuck off xD
I'm not talking to you
why the fuck
i wanna be on terminal not powershell
fuck off
oh wait no
powershell runs neofetch too
I'm pissed my relatives call me
I tell them to text me
And they don't
They call over and over and over again
getting called when you don't expect it is pretty annoying
@urban elk
And then I have to explain how to fucking copy TurboTax off a CD
Just download it from the internet
why WSL
and jesus fucking christ
git clone ahh response
i9 12900k
PowerShell can run in terminal
Don't use cmd
PowerShell implements all it's features
I just asked why I didn't ask "why the fuck are you using wsl" like there's something wrong with it
Is better in almost every way
there's a desktop app for TurboTax?
That's literally their main product
this isn't the main computer running WSL bro
sorry
freudian slip
lol I just used the web app lol
this isn't the computer running the distro i'm on rn
What
I SAID FREUDIAN SLIP