🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[solemn plank]

oh not that kind lmao

[misty robin]

bro

[solemn plank]

i meant ones on a signed file

[misty robin]

💔

yea idk

[misty robin]

do you really need that much space for your keyboard and mousepad?

[peak maple]

wdym

[misty robin]

the distancing between the edge of the table

and ur stuff

[misty robin]

oh

[peak maple]

is chat dead

[chrome grotto]

yeah

[drifting carbon]

yes

[hearty juniper]

Hey

[bold adder]

my roommates alarm has been going off for 20 minutes and he still hasnt woke up

[lavish owl]

join in as the alarm

make some loud noises and wake him up

burning desires at 100%

[raw panther]

I have sleep as android set so that I have to complete 3 captchas before alarm turns off;
find the awake sheep among sleepy sheep
pick the right flag for a country
shake phone

[last siren]

😭

I think apple watch would be useful for alarms

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[glass shell]

get in bed with him so he never skips an alarm again

it'll traumatize him

[rapid aurora]

by letting him see you

[glass shell]

thats mean

[rapid aurora]

[rapid aurora]

I'm sorry

sorry

[glass shell]

no you're not

[rapid aurora]

yes i am

[glass shell]

paypal me 50 thousand dollars so I can really see that you're sorry

[rapid aurora]

send Paypal 🥺

[glass shell]

no lol

[drifting carbon]

lc.wa 50k usd to egp

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Discord Server!

50k usd to egp

£2.532 million (Egyptian pounds)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/5

[drifting carbon]

what the fuck

[winged warren]

i bought a property in egypt

[open pasture]

And what they do for you is

They give you the property

[fierce cobalt]

The brainrot hivemind

[open pasture]

Im making quesadillas

I just had a liter of iced coffee tho

So now my stomach hurts and I don't wanna eat anymore

Too late

[sick mural]

I am stealing this

[raw panther]

sleep as android is so good

[sick mural]

[prisma portal]

Does vencord exist for linux users

[sick mural]

Yeah

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @hearty juniper)

[hearty juniper]

Finally

What #🖥-vesktop-support-🖥

[sick mural]

Why did my msg get purged

I wanna be the first msg

[hearty juniper]

#🖥-vesktop-development

[sick mural]

And i cant post images in #🖥-vesktop-support-🖥

I have a real issue

[hearty juniper]

Also we need a command for vesktop support like this here

[sick mural]

Vns #🖥-vesktop-support-🖥

[neon ferry]

👉 #🖥-vesktop-support-🖥

[sick mural]

Exists

[hearty juniper]

Ohhh

[static valley]

SHUT UP!
My dad works for Roblox and can give you pregnant

[drifting carbon]

vns #🖥-vesktop-support-🖥

[neon ferry]

👉 #🖥-vesktop-support-🖥

[spark crescent]

when da fortnite merc hears a noise with they Magically Good Ears 😂 😂: ?

[fierce cobalt]

I accidentally consumed 60kg of sugar 💔

[spark crescent]

are u ok

[peak maple]

helo

[peak maple]

i am

[spark crescent]

thank you

[hearty juniper]

My dad works for Microsoft he will ban your windows

[fierce cobalt]

I’m a whitename what do you think

[spark crescent]

i don't know

im not able to figure out someone's wellbeing according to the color of their nickname in the vendor server

[fierce cobalt]

I’m not sure either. Might need to go to the hospital

[spark crescent]

you should

[fierce cobalt]

Ok, I will

[dark wren]

E

[spark crescent]

god im bored

[static valley]

the answer is 34 right

wait

i already selected the right one nvm

joke failed

[solemn plank]

thats more mass than an entire baby wtf

[static valley]

why do you know this

WHY DO YOU KNWO THIS???

[solemn plank]

google

the average mass of a baby is 3.2 kg

[static valley]

okay but of all the things to compare with

[solemn plank]

idk

[bold adder]

LMFAOOOOO

he looks so dumb

and fat

jd acted so dumb

[solemn plank]

a 2x4x8 cement brick weighs about 4.5 kilograms. the amount of sugar you consumed is equal to a little over 13 of them

[final remnant]

do you not know that a baby weighs less than 60kg???

[spark crescent]

hehehe....googoogaga. ..,,

[static valley]

no it's not something that I tend to google

[bold adder]

[static valley]

welll

i mean

no shit a baby is lighter than 60kg

wait who consumed 60kg of sugar

[spark crescent]

i Google are babies lighter than 60kg of cocaine every day

[static valley]

guys we're missing the point here who the fuck consumed 60kg of sugar

[spark crescent]

sugar

[bold adder]

i did

[solemn plank]

just weighed myself. @fierce cobalt here consumed about as much sugar as i weigh

i weigh about 56 kg

[empty storm]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-explode-dog-fire-dog-dog-fire-dog-explode-fire-gif-856717762916149374

[static valley]

holy shit how malnutritioned are you

[solemn plank]

quite

i forget to eat often

[static valley]

korbo how old are you????

[solemn plank]

17

[static valley]

YOU WEIGH 56 KG???????

[rapid aurora]

i weight 52... same age as korbo

[bold adder]

LMFAOOO ANOTHER ONE

[empty storm]

why is age your first question for that and not height

[solemn plank]

i'm pretty tall

[static valley]

tfym why is age my first question

if he was like

14 or 15 it'd make a little more sense

[empty storm]

height matters more for comparison of weight than age does

[solemn plank]

im like 5'6

[empty storm]

unless youre asking because theyre not eating often

[solemn plank]

bmi comes out at normal weight

[empty storm]

yeah 56kg is not bad at all for 5'6

[open pasture]

56 56

Your new lucky number

56

[solemn plank]

june consumed about 2400x the recommended daily sugar intake for a teenager

[empty storm]

uhhm

probably not good but i dont think that would kill you

[solemn plank]

about 1667x the recommended intake for an adult

[open pasture]

In what time span

[static valley]

hyperglycemia:

[solemn plank]

judging by the way they worded it, quite quickly #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[static valley]

guys ion think you understand

[open pasture]

Is that even humanly possible

I doubt it

[static valley]

60kg sugar has the ability to instantly kill you

[open pasture]

At some point your body is just gonna start rejecting everything

[static valley]

ur blood pressure gets so fucking high your organs shut down

[open pasture]

And you'll be projectile vomiting

[static valley]

nop

[solemn plank]

@fierce cobalt if you aren't lying, go to the hospital asap

[static valley]

@fierce cobalt like right now dude

ts can send you into a coma

[digital kettle]

why is it not Christmas yet

[open pasture]

Because it's the first of march

Not the 24th of December

[static valley]

the LD50 is 30g/kg in body weight

30 GRAMS

this is 60k fucking grams

you could be dwayne the rock johnson this shit will kill

[quartz maple]

Rip 🕊️ 💔

[static valley]

rip june

[open pasture]

Nahhhhh

[empty storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-cash-yawn-yawning-gif-26488237

[open pasture]

Its not possible to consume that much sugar

[static valley]

wait

this is vencord

he probably didn't

[empty storm]

yeah they were joking lmao

it is physically not possible to even eat that much sugar

[drifting carbon]

hi

[empty storm]

in one day

[static valley]

let's be real here it's humanly impossible to consume 60 kg sugar

[drifting carbon]

yes

[static valley]

your literal organs would fill up before you could get through 1/3 of that

[quartz maple]

i think its possible

[open pasture]

It isn't

[quartz maple]

ok punk ill do it right now

[open pasture]

At some point your body won't be able to absorb all that

[open pasture]

Okay do it

[static valley]

no it's physically impossible

[open pasture]

I'll take the blame if you die

[static valley]

your stomach can't contain 60kg sugar

[empty storm]

too expensive anyway

[quartz maple]

x_x

[static valley]

60kg sugar 😭

who tf consumes 60kg sugar 😭

[drifting carbon]

60kg of sugar is wild

what does bro eat

that has 60kg of sugar

😭

[open pasture]

You couldn't consume that much sugar in a week

That's how much I weigh

[static valley]

you couldn't consume that in a month dude

mainly cause you'd die by the end of the week

[open pasture]

I eat 15kg of food a month

[digital kettle]

any of u use this

[fierce cobalt]

Hey so the fact this community took it seriously is great and all, but it was a joke just to be clear

[empty storm]

i eat food

[final remnant]

how is that bad

[fallow pawn]

no

[final remnant]

@solemn plank how tall are u

[open pasture]

I lowkey wanna kidnap someone and force them to eat 60kg of sugar now

[empty storm]

ive never had to and i dont think my phone supports it but i think its a cool feature

[static valley]

does this have any use outside of marketing?????

[empty storm]

if youre with family and one of their phones is low on battery

[solemn plank]

like 5'6 or smth

[static valley]

imagine ur in an emergency situation and the mf next to you says 'bro lemme get soe power my phone gon die"

no mf

[empty storm]

in the specific case you dont have a nearby outlet or a battery bank

[static valley]

you shouldn't have been playing tiktok all day

[digital kettle]

yeah

i been using it to charge my watch

its a thing since galaxy s10 series so it's not new at all

[static valley]

its efficient??

[drifting carbon]

no

[final remnant]

@rough kayak there is literally nothing wrong with that

[bold adder]

😭

[final remnant]

wrong ping

[open pasture]

Bmi is useless anyways

[drifting carbon]

guh

[wheat eagle]

hi

[final remnant]

its mid healthy weight

[open pasture]

Im 6'1 and between 60 and 65kg which is a pretty normal weight but I got way too high of a bodyfat percentage

I don't weigh a lot but im still fat

[empty storm]

bmi doesnt account for body fat % so in some cases yeah true

[bold adder]

[open pasture]

You could be a 150kg muscle man and your bmi would tell you you're morbidly obese

[empty storm]

i know i am overweight i am not bothering

[final remnant]

is that u

[static valley]

then that man is clearly morbidly obese Clueless

oh

thanks fakenitro

[open pasture]

I used to weigh 95kg back in July but then I started eating only one meal a day

And that's how I lost 30kg

Very unhealthy but who careeeees

[bold adder]

yea

[solemn plank]

it's so sad june died

[bold adder]

im probably taller now

so its worse

[final remnant]

this is going to crash below yellow this month

last ramadan i was at -5%

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[ornate orbit]

BMI is also a trash measurement

[rigid silo]

i think my weight is pretty normal

[glass shell]

IM FINALLY NOT UNDERWEIGHT ANYMORE WOOOO

[final remnant]

its not, weighing 50kg at 6'0 is not healthy

im going to put tombstonebuilder.com on my tombstone

[solemn plank]

that'd be really funny

[ornate orbit]

It says that you're overweighz when you have a lot of muscles. It really depends on how you're built and if you're not average the BMI is very off

[bold adder]

GG

it beat lost ark

now the top 5 peak steam game

[fierce cobalt]

vencord is the only place where a ghost like me can talk freely. love the inclusivity

[final remnant]

were talking about underweight, not overweight

[glass shell]

we got a fuckin ghostie over here

[bold adder]

who said that

[static valley]

frick you

[glass shell]

we got a transparent one over here

[bold adder]

cant see

[static valley]

@autumn tangle

[empty storm]

my family job requires me lifting appliances and stuff but on top of that i do not eat healthily so i have no clue where my fat percentage might be

[autumn tangle]

A

[solemn plank]

vencord is a inclusive server. we hate everyone equally

[empty storm]

i do need to drink more water n stuff because i think my body is not processing the food i eat well

[glass shell]

my fat percentage is nowhere

my stomach is a blackhole

nothing gets distributed

i am built like a stick

[empty storm]

mines closer to a white hole i gain weight even when i eat nothing

[glass shell]

if you poke me i break in half

[static valley]

average french behavior

[fierce cobalt]

I don’t think a stomach can be white. It would be stained

[empty storm]

not that kind of white hole

[glass shell]

i can feel my whole ass skeleton anywhere in my body

[stark herald]

does this let other phones give u battery

[glass shell]

there is no amount of muscle or fat between my skin and my bones

[final remnant]

you need to either work out or eat a lot more

[empty storm]

yeah it takes all your phones battery and gives it to me

[glass shell]

i need both but im lazy

[empty storm]

yeahhh

[mystic salmon]

What

[fierce cobalt]

Does discord not show the reply?

[static valley]

YEAHHH

[mystic salmon]

Also "recent"

[bold adder]

nah nvm

YEAHHH

[slate grail]

what's up freaks

its me

[autumn tangle]

[bold adder]

NOOOOO

[empty storm]

okay you should actually delete that

[slate grail]

reported

[final remnant]

yea ur right

[slate grail]

sued

[final remnant]

@paper gate will you be my lawyer

[slate grail]

got your address and employed a guy to show up at your door

[fallow pawn]

dont joke about that stuff please

[empty storm]

whats their name

[slate grail]

you're done

[solemn plank]

nintendo vs smea reference

[slate grail]

true true

[empty storm]

i have glass coca cola bottle

[solemn plank]

yum

[slate grail]

nintendo when i mod their console to have pink theme so they commit the horrors upon my family

[bold adder]

my twitch sub ends today

[solemn plank]

i love mexicola 🔥

[empty storm]

yop

so good

[static valley]

drinking coffee through a straw 💔

[slate grail]

i only drink iced tea

[static valley]

wow this was

[slate grail]

and tea

[static valley]

oddly good timing???

[empty storm]

i almost never have sugary sodas i have either zero sugar ones or water

[final remnant]

nintendo when i mention their name in a video and die of a random heart attack the same day

[empty storm]

and coffee

[open pasture]

Nintendo is like duolingo but with actual threats

[slate grail]

perfect timing compilation!

[solemn plank]

someone got pissy about a ban on pretendo and reported them to nintendo expecting them to gaf and all they did was post "hi hello please don't use this" and nothing else

[bold adder]

can theme support have 🖌️ on each side

[autumn tangle]

Monster energy

Oh speaking off

There's another 15 in my fridge

[bold adder]

nvm it looks dumb

[slate grail]

i haven't had monster in eons

[static valley]

you have a fucking issue

just saying

your mom needs to stop buying yyou monsthers

your heart is literally going to explode

[brave quail]

lemon

[autumn tangle]

There was 30
Then 15
Now another 15

[slate grail]

god forbid women do anything

[solemn plank]

wtf support mitosis occurred

[static valley]

you're going to DIE at AGE 20

[slate grail]

popping a beer to this one

[open pasture]

Being addicted to energy drinks is crazy

[final remnant]

drink red bull sugarfree its healthy

[fallow pawn]

someone fix micro for me

[autumn tangle]

The crazy thing is caffeine doesn't even have that large of an effect on me I just really like how monster taste

[static valley]

peak alienware owner behavior ngl

here it comes

[slate grail]

alienware fucking sucks

[final remnant]

ok thats actually crazy

[autumn tangle]

I don't like how redbull or og monster taste I drink monster juice line up

[open pasture]

Caffeine in general doesn't have that large of an effect

[static valley]

i told you bro she has an issue

lily

[slate grail]

im not addicted to nicotine guys I just like the taste of tobacco

[open pasture]

Caffeine and nicotine are by far the weakest drugs out there

[static valley]

you do realize the reason monster doesn't affect you as much is cause you have adhd

[open pasture]

Not even worth consuming

[final remnant]

im not addicted to shooting heroin i just like the taste

[autumn tangle]

Probably

[static valley]

good job

[open pasture]

Relatable

[slate grail]

what the fuck does that have to do with adhd

tiktok doctor

[static valley]

sigh

[autumn tangle]

No I'm being frrr mango laco monster tastes so good

[static valley]

time to explain to the masses...

[final remnant]

energy drinks are for when you have an important exam coming up or want to wake up early in the morning not for daily consumption

[slate grail]

you're saying this like you're some medical professional

you are a 17 years old on discord

[autumn tangle]

I've drinken a monster and tooken a nap like 4 times

I'm so sleepy

[static valley]

do you realize how adhd works

[slate grail]

yes i do as I am in the process of a diagnosis for it

[solemn plank]

caffeine with adhd works differently for me

[static valley]

then you should know how adhd meds work

[autumn tangle]

Am diagnosed

[final remnant]

why do people go to the doctor for this type of stuff why do yuo care if you have ahdddh

[slate grail]

never had adhd meds, never takin em

[static valley]

oh then there's no point in explaining

[final remnant]

theyre gonna put you on turing meds

[autumn tangle]

I take gaufacine it's not a stimulant it's extended release

[static valley]

hence why caffeine works less

less potent

[slate grail]

then say it's because of the meds not adhd

[static valley]

no retard

it's cause of adhd

oh my god 😭

[open pasture]

Nahhhhh

[slate grail]

ok now we're using slurs for this shit

[open pasture]

That's what amphetamines are for

[static valley]

you sound like the mf who thinks vaccines give you autism or something

[slate grail]

no???

[stark herald]

#🌺-regulars

[final remnant]

amphetamines arent sold in school vending machines

[slate grail]

bitch I literally have an autism diagnosis

[final remnant]

what does that have to do with adhd

[slate grail]

i don't know they were the one that mentioned autism

[lapis lava]

what is this channel yapping about

[open pasture]

Work a lot better tho!

[stark herald]

theres nothing wrong with liking monster

[final remnant]

whether red bull works on autists or something

[static valley]

newgen thinks

[autumn tangle]

I mean I definitely have issues I just don't really care

[static valley]

actually

[stark herald]

everyones trolling lol ignore

[static valley]

one second

[slate grail]

idk i said what does not reacting to caffeine as strongly have to do with adhd and i got called a retard

[stark herald]

unrelated its fine

[slate grail]

bitch im literally older than you

[lapis lava]

adhd already makes you hyperactive tbh

[autumn tangle]

Monster isn't healthy but is yummy

[static valley]

@open pasture

wait

who did I just ping

[lapis lava]

so caffeine might not make as much of a difference

[static valley]

@lapis lava

[open pasture]

Me

[static valley]

sry

i mean

it's like

basic knowledge

i assumed

[rapid aurora]

hiiiiiii

[static valley]

adhd people use meds that are stimulants

coffee is a stimulant

[open pasture]

Hello!

[static valley]

but coffee is less potent than chemicals

so naturally

[open pasture]

Caffeine is a stimulant

[static valley]

coffee/caffeine doesn't really do much

[static valley]

its not as potent

[open pasture]

No shit

[static valley]

THEN STOP EXPLAINING IT TO ME

EXPLAIN TO THIS MF

[final remnant]

caffeine might not work but taurine certainly does

[static valley]

dude taurine has like

[autumn tangle]

[static valley]

zero scientific backing

[open pasture]

I should try and get a adhd diagnosis

For like an Adderall script

[final remnant]

it works tho

[static valley]

witch doctors bro

everywhere

😭

[final remnant]

and also this is just wrong??

[bold adder]

i eat so much sugar a day and it makes it worse

[final remnant]

source

[slate grail]

are you okay

do you need to talk

[final remnant]

webmd:

[static valley]

https://jissn.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12970-021-00438-0

[slate grail]

caring too much about internet arguments might be significantly worse than the effects of caffeine

so anyways how was everyone's day

[bold adder]

taurine sounds like it comes from a cow

[static valley]

bull!

although the ones in redbull

redbull?

[bold adder]

i forgot cows have genders

buh

[static valley]

yes redbull

are synthetic

[bold adder]

same with uh

[final remnant]

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.abn9257

[static valley]

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8875377/

[static valley]

aging

not stimulant

[final remnant]

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41387-024-00289-z

[final remnant]

yea it isnt a stimulant i never said it was

[slate grail]

linkfest

[soft portal]

why does this fucking site add m at the beginning of my search query and then says nothing found like ofc nothing is found cuz u fucking typed this odd letter

[open pasture]

Lowkey lollipops are so goated

Are there zero sugar lollipops

[autumn tangle]

Rate my setup

Oh I can't send images

[static valley]

dm me them

[open pasture]

I can't send inages either

[slate grail]

webdevs are so talented

[static valley]

site is russian lol

[final remnant]

yea not specifically in stimulating your senses

[autumn tangle]

Done

[static valley]

she has an alienware btw

[final remnant]

altho it probably doesnt hurt

[slate grail]

build your own pc with tape and circuitboards

back in my da

[final remnant]

get rid of the mouse and get a split ergo keyboard

[slate grail]

cute keyboard

[static valley]

don't ping me ping lily

oh wait

[autumn tangle]

I LOVE THE G502 :>

[static valley]

@autumn tangle

[slate grail]

holy shit patchouli fumo

holy shit marisa and reimu fumo

[final remnant]

no like get rid of any mouse

[open pasture]

Hello @rapid aurora

[autumn tangle]

Ohhh

[static valley]

@autumn tangle i made a mistake i dran kcoffee

i'm tired

hrelp

[open pasture]

Unfortunately I can't talk to you in dms anymore

[slate grail]

@glass shell

[soft portal]

tbh they're often really good

[glass shell]

guh

[slate grail]

guh

[static valley]

i mean yes

but still

[static valley]

occasional typo

they're only human after all

[soft portal]

the funny thing is for some reason it only adds m when i search for caffeine

[rapid aurora]

☹️

[slate grail]

caffeine conspiracy

[open pasture]

Maybe it's a hint

[static valley]

lol definitely a typo

[open pasture]

They want you to modify caffeine

Potentiate it

[slate grail]

they don't want you to find the real answer

[open pasture]

And it'll be called M-Caffeine

[slate grail]

which is that you must consume 50 tons of caffeine per day if you want to achieve peak humanhood

[soft portal]

i just remembered this tweet and wondered if it really works

[static valley]

o yea it works

the ordinary is i think scientifically backed

[open pasture]

Sooooo wyd

[static valley]

ur mom

what a stupid joke

[rapid aurora]

sick

[soft portal]

"caffeins solution" is like exclusively the ordinary's or is it some product type or

[static valley]

i do think caffeine works like that yes

i don't know cause

[open pasture]

Hmmmmm

[green bridge]

krill issue

[open pasture]

You should watch ohnepixel on twitch

[static valley]

melontusk

[static valley]

peak gambling addict

[slate grail]

yooo me too

[static valley]

"if it isn't a stat trak we roll again"
*gets StatTrak*

[drifting carbon]

windows 11?

[static valley]

gng pls stop pingin me it's not gonna do you anything

@autumn tangle

[soft portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-titan-holo-csgo-case-opening-gif-27225746

[drifting carbon]

ok

[slate grail]

yeah dude stop pinging them

[autumn tangle]

i use windows 11 on my desktop and arch + hyprland on my laptop

[slate grail]

[soft portal]

oh apparently mcaffeine is some brand name so it basically thinks i was trying to type it instead of well caffeine

[drifting carbon]

oh nice

[static valley]

McCaffeine

https://www.mcaffeine.com/

LMAO

[autumn tangle]

i dont dualboot bc:

• only 2tb of storage (me and windows use a lot)
• nvidia

[soft portal]

i use windows 11 on my desktop and i also use windows 11 on my laptop and i also

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-windows-11-gif-5256804375674317291

[static valley]

STEAMOS ON TOP

[slate grail]

buy multiple drives

[static valley]

🔥

[autumn tangle]

i bought the pc and monitor and now im like broke

[bold adder]

LOLLLLLLL NO WAY

[drifting carbon]

yeah

nvidia drivers kinda suck on linux

[bold adder]

movie so bad that it saved lives

[static valley]

uh huh

yeah sure

[autumn tangle]

yeah :(

[slate grail]

work or start organ harvesting

[autumn tangle]

i have a 3070

[static valley]

@autumn tangle ik damn well you got money

[autumn tangle]

14

[autumn tangle]

i have money in savings but the keyword is savings

[static valley]

just ask k-

oh wait

yeah

woops

[autumn tangle]

?

[slate grail]

figure it out

[autumn tangle]

yes ma'am

[static valley]

was gonna say ask kelp but no

[green bridge]

im elon musk if he was mentally stable: trans rights are human rights

[autumn tangle]

i dont wnna

besdis

[static valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232133894636048445/1313627901182345246/togif.gif

[autumn tangle]

i dont need the money

[soft portal]

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING $35 HERE WHYYYY

[static valley]

no shit 😭

that's why I said nvm

[autumn tangle]

noo like id feel bad asking

[static valley]

LILY

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHE HAS

[slate grail]

if you feel bad for asking steal it

[autumn tangle]

idc

[slate grail]

no need to ask if you steal

[static valley]

oh but when its a z-fold

[autumn tangle]

ew

[static valley]

mf did you change opinions on a dime 😭

[autumn tangle]

i hate samsung

https://nf.scara.tech

what do i host

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[bold adder]

classic reddit 💀

[static valley]

Intel i5-2450M (4) @ 3.100GHz

one extra google chrome tab

[bold adder]

animememes 💀

[autumn tangle]

yes its a laptop from 2007

[bold adder]

ANIME

[autumn tangle]

running debian headless

[static valley]

hence why I say

one extra google chrome tab 👍

[autumn tangle]

i used to daily drive it yk

[glass shell]

i should get into vtubing

[autumn tangle]

me2

[static valley]

no

do not

[autumn tangle]

oh yeah my parents

[glass shell]

also you're like 14 you'd crack under the pressure

[static valley]

you should tell claire that

[glass shell]

it's a ton of preparations

and efforr

effort*

[static valley]

why am I still drinking coffee

[glass shell]

for something that might not even work

[hollow surge]

https://tenor.com/view/laser-beam-gif-22649608

[hollow surge]

https://slug.cat

[drifting carbon]

caught in 4k

[hollow surge]

me when the language i want to learn only exists in spanish courses

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/MAD_TMA/status/1895804884995489943 bro 💀

[hollow surge]

spanish to me just feels like someone speaking portugeuse with a really horrible typing quirk

i can understand everything but it feels wrong

i'll jut make a language fuck this

[solemn plank]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/OwvaB-godbUFv5gYw7b6sgR1Fw5VgIo02BJCFUz_Jz8/https/s7.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-740caf302f2b93.gif

[bold adder]

elon rocket

[regal stream]

I thought this was KSP lol

[stiff urchin]

woops

[regal stream]

Desktop configuration done I suppose

[stiff urchin]

ignore that wasn't supposed to go here

i need to start reading

[digital kettle]

does the sun always make fake news

[blissful pulsar]

feels like i've seen this...

[regal stream]

I doubt that, I only got the "image sender permissions" a couple of days ago and my config is not forked from another one. Although definitely might have seen the wallpaper lol

[blissful pulsar]

yea, it may be the wallpaper

i notice sddm

[regal stream]

Nope

[blissful pulsar]

ooo, another twm...

[regal stream]

Yeah its great, it reminds me of Gurren Lagann lol

[regal stream]

Yup, I have mostly the same looking setup on river and on dwl

[blissful pulsar]

i set up my computers by giving them touhou hostnames

cirno is my main station

sakuya is my outside gear

patchouli is my local server

[regal stream]

I use Alpine Linux so I named mine after a mountain from the alps lol

[blissful pulsar]

nice

i remember having sddm for a while when i was using asahi

something broke and I had to reinstall that

[regal stream]

sddm is just a login manager I think

[blissful pulsar]

so I switched to KDE

oooo

am trying to remember that twm

sway

that's what i used

[regal stream]

Sway is i3 but on Wayland

[blissful pulsar]

yea

[regal stream]

And I don't like i3 nor Sway because I don't like manual tiling

Auto tiling is great

[blissful pulsar]

I agree

but currently am not in the mood for twm

so I am using KDE

but cinnamon is my favourite one

[regal stream]

Yeah absolutely. One does not need to use a wm. I just like using keybinds and stuff

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[blissful pulsar]

nah, it's just I set up spacevim for the machine and instantly shifted emacs into evil

[cobalt echo]

@keen junco are you a Minecraft expert by any chance

[keen junco]

to a degree

[hollow surge]

you have a degree in minecraft?!

[keen junco]

yop

[glass shell]

I have to type on my phone and show the text to talk to my family i feel so cringe

knowing sign language would be handy right now

[paper gate]

@cobalt echo hiiiii celery

[cobalt echo]

Minecraft 2 real or not

[cobalt echo]

Hiii zootie patootie cutie

[bold adder]

fake

[keen junco]

fake

[bold adder]

notch killed it like a day later

[glass shell]

it was pretty much on a whim

and too much legal shit would be involved anyways

[red wyvern]

https://fixupx.com/ReviewsPossum/status/1895578114174173693

[bold adder]

💀

the sad part is hes probably right

rfk is jacked

buff old man

[paper gate]

bwa

[static valley]

okay

so

maybe

puttgin

15 oz o f

somting

calld dath wis coffee was a bad ida

[open pasture]

I made it pink

[hollow surge]

https://i.ibb.co/xfZHQkH/jonk.gif

i wish i could make it baby diarrhea shit yellow

[bold adder]

GET WRECKED

[rotund grove]

my vencord uninstalled itself

[hollow surge]

this color

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @hollow surge)

[lavish owl]

maybe it's just a simple statement

my vencord uninstalled itself.

[hollow surge]

but it's not gonna work because idk how his rgb is going to process black

[bold adder]

it was not a simple statement

[bold adder]

whgar

[lavish owl]

sucks to be them

[humble trench]

hello veecord

peecord

chat dead

[wheat eagle]

hi

[red wyvern]

hello

orange why are you white?

[brave quail]

im watching.

[bold adder]

im not snail colored

[hollow surge]

i am fo flug colored

[open pasture]

What color are snails

[hollow surge]

like

an orange without much contrast

and slightly dark

[red wyvern]

depends on the snail, the ones that live around me are brown

[hollow surge]

it depends on where too

[red wyvern]

apparently they're dark orange where fo flug lives

[hollow surge]

if you're talking about the shell of the snail then it's kinda like brown

sometimes white

[hollow surge]

i mean

a dark orange is kinda

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/snail-cucumber-snail-eating-cucumber-snail-cucumber-funny-gif-25870918

[hollow surge]

brown

https://tenor.com/view/searching-snail-gif-14846709

[red wyvern]

I can see it in the shell

a sort of burnt umber

[hollow surge]

the bottom of the snail

idk

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @red wyvern)

[molten solar]

ok

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/food-snail-mmm-tasty-delicious-gif-21470000

[modern epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962461804385149009/1345421070936576142/CED7BDB8-4137-4244-BE54-5BB5C02ECCB4.gif

[lavish owl]

damn, i wish i could enjoy a tomato like that

[somber tide]

fuck i forgot to install discord strike source

[hollow surge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAZHtD0y6oo amazing graphics

[modern epoch]

eat a tomato with vee

[somber tide]

can I have nitro

[lavish owl]

if they're cherry tomatoes i'm down

normal tomatoes? brother ewwww

[somber tide]

is this hl2 ambience

[hollow surge]

no i just made it

[somber tide]

oh

[fierce cobalt]

Has your phone ever lied to you?

[hollow surge]

yes

[fierce cobalt]

I wish I had embed perms to show

[mystic salmon]

https://youtu.be/0mCsluv5FXA

[hollow surge]

ts

[somber tide]

can someone make portal and gmod or doom free bro i don't want shit like Mages of Mystralia

[regal stream]

There is an open source doom

As for gmod idk

[open pasture]

Isn't gmod only like 10 bucks

[bold adder]

my twitch sub ran out :(

[solemn plank]

mfw people cant pay like 5 dollars for doom

broke ass

[somber tide]

im broke as shit

[solemn plank]

go outside and find 40 quarters

[static valley]

this coffee was a mistake

i beg you do not ingest this coffee in mass quantities

[solemn plank]

you could probably get a copy of final doom from ebay possibly for less

[bold adder]

doom is so portable its free basically anywhere

you can probably play ascii doom

[solemn plank]

but you gotta get the wad!

[foggy herald]

all valve games go on sale frequently, especially during the winter

[keen junco]

"chords"

[hollow surge]

i name things and then don't do what they're named

[keen junco]

fair

[hollow surge]

cuz i go "time for chords... wait actually i should X"

[keen junco]

fair

[graceful matrix]

SHIGGY SERVER

HELLO

[keen junco]

hello

this is hatsune miku server

sorry to disappoint

[graceful matrix]

Lies

[keen junco]

just be like me and have everything figured out beforehand

[hollow surge]

nop

i wing it

i have sometimes like

20 or more midi lil thingies things idk the name

cuz i just don't delete them

i am the master side tracker

[keen junco]

i also have 20 thingies but i use them all

[hollow surge]

i don't

i go like

one thingy

put everything in it then separate it after

[rigid silo]

hi

[open pasture]

Instead of voting in politics we should start a war between the factions

[junior ridge]

That already happens

[rigid silo]

i feel

bad

[brave quail]

lemon

[wheat eagle]

❓

[naive jolt]

now i would kindly like to ask why my friend forwarded a message to a gc about having to remove vencord due to malware...

[lapis lava]

your friend is an idiot

[naive jolt]

i mean i've already figured that part out ages ago, but thanks!

[static valley]

LMAO WHAT IS THIS

https://preview.redd.it/this-tiny-police-car-in-new-york-v0-kl3zfiirxj1c1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=5eee7d9e51ef39940060c0dc5ff868c7c63199ed

“sir do you know why i stopped you today”
“cause i let you”

this thing would get lapped by a fucking camry 😭

[brave quail]

ok

[rigid silo]

I ate too much ice cream

[rotund sable]

is it possible to use bd plugins

[empty storm]

this is fire too bad its for a cop

[empty storm]

no

[rotund sable]

</3

[green leaf]

sound:1015060230222131221:1270626451938607204

[safe brook]

Is it true that vencord was exploited?

[empty storm]

no??

[keen junco]

yop

[hearty portal]

hi guys <:

[safe brook]

Where do I send an image?

[hearty portal]

if vencord is against discord tos wwhy is the server still a thing lmao

[rotund sable]

will they add the plugins i want

[red wyvern]

no

[hearty portal]

guys i have a question related to vencord

[red wyvern]

better ask in support

[hearty portal]

but not support-question just community question

[soft portal]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[empty storm]

it technically is but discord does not actually care as long as youre not sending screenshots of you using it in front of discord staff

[hearty portal]

what would you suggest for me to activate

like plugins

[soft portal]

what was the message like im curious

[red wyvern]

the ones you like

[hearty portal]

i newly installed it i had it once for like 2 days xD

[empty storm]

i dont think there has been any actual reports of people getting banned for using vencord

[rotund sable]

where do i send the plugins i want :3

[red wyvern]

like just keep using it and looking through the plugins and as issues arise, see if there's a plugin for it

[hearty portal]

also on the windows taskbar instead of the discord image didnt there use to be a vencord image

[empty storm]

no, only Vesktop (the standalone client that uses discord web) does that

[hollow surge]

why are you people from the future

[empty storm]

tomorrow

[rotund sable]

"you people"???

[red wyvern]

I need a plugin that does that. Changes timestamps to "tomorrow at"

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-you-people-racist-tropic-thunder-what-do-you-mean-you-people-gif-4733346

[hearty portal]

HAHAHAHAH

im german

oh now i remember why i uninstlled it

[quasi cloud]

I wish I wasn’t fat

[hearty portal]

it felt like aweb version

[quasi cloud]

I wish I wasn’t gay

[hollow surge]

dude how do i refer to a multitude of people without saying "you people"

[quasi cloud]

I wish I wasn’t black

I wish that I was brave

[hearty portal]

GUYs suggest a rnaoddm theme

yall have

[rotund sable]

"you all" "you" "all of you"

[hearty portal]

i wana customize it but idk what to

[hollow surge]

you all doesn't run smoothly in my tongue and y'all doesn't fit the tone of my message and all of you just seems idk formal

you people just sounds better

[rotund sable]

🤨

[hollow surge]

i have never ever seen someone use you people in a mean way outside of fucking movies tbh

[hearty portal]

oh no

whats going on does vencord get hacked the second i install it

[sharp bramble]

Hatsune Miku

[hearty portal]

please dont tell me that's teh case

[rotund sable]

can you add these plugins rq thanks :3c should only take a minute

• personal pins
• fancy or small text generator/bd "DiscordFont"
• character counter when typing
• favorite pictures and videos
• hide gift button

[hollow surge]

sigh

[rotund sable]

how are you in miku club ive been on waiting list for months

[hearty portal]

cool ideas lol

[hollow surge]

#plugin-requests

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/you-and-you-and-you-ewan-mc-gregor-halston-halston-series-all-of-you-gif-22244429

[rotund sable]

thanks

wait this channel is closed

[red wyvern]

she's about to get it

[hollow surge]

anyways despair and agony the symphony

[empty storm]

we already have pins for DMs, i think we have character counter(?) and you can hide gift button with a css snippet

[rotund sable]

pins for messages

[empty storm]

ah

[hollow surge]

Can I post requests here on Discord instead?
No.

[rotund sable]

i dont see character counter in plugins, whats it called

[red wyvern]

who wants to hide the gift button?

[empty storm]

me

[rotund sable]

me

[empty storm]

actually i dont care that much

[hollow surge]

idrc either

just annoying to misclick gif

but i don't use gifs anyways cuz discord took away my favourite gift ability

[rotund sable]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-26283306

[signal rose]

happy-cat-gif-26283306

[hollow surge]

@boreal torrent you will die and you will hear this in the darkness of your closed eyelids and unresponsive corneas

[sharp bramble]

they do not accept people in as easily anymore as the public server is filled to the brim already

join public server and get active
maybe boost if you'd like to increase chances but in no way that's the deciding criteria

[hollow surge]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-26283306

[sharp bramble]

also dont beg and nag staff with tickets

[hollow surge]

what is miku club

[rotund sable]

damn
maybe ill just wait until they make the tags a public feature

[sharp bramble]

the guild

[red wyvern]

it's a weapon you use to defeat miku fans

[hollow surge]

what guild

[paper gate]

hi

[sharp bramble]

the MIKU thing next to my name

oh

[sharp bramble]

crazy

[rotund sable]

its because they wont exist tomorrow

[sharp bramble]

no image perms ☹️

[rotund sable]

epic image perms flex

[sharp bramble]

https://i.imgur.com/YV87PZF.png

[sharp bramble]

i hate u too bro

👎

[rotund sable]

how

[empty storm]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-bestie-hi-hello-hi-bestie-gif-22693513

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/gfl2-gf2-girls-frontline-gf2-exilium-mosin-nagant-gif-10366382509959399124

[open pasture]

Why does it say tomorrow at 00:13

[hollow surge]

dude i don't know

[open pasture]

Did you travel back in time

[hollow surge]

my time is wrong

what the fuck

i'm not going to bios to fix that

fuck you

[fresh ledge]

Black panther song

[red wyvern]

can't you do it in system settings? lmao

[hollow surge]

why is this lowkey fire

[fresh ledge]

Bcuz cat

[hollow surge]

the pitch bends are fire

i almost said bitch bends

[rotund sable]

a i u cat is a kendrick fan confirmed

this may be the night that my dreams might let me know
a i u a u a 🗣️

[red wyvern]

Better than anything Kanye has put out recently, for sure

[rotund sable]

ye-i generated

[static valley]

yippee

valve hardware survey

[fresh ledge]

[junior ridge]

need the cat to sing not like us

[rotund sable]

you will never believe this, ilovegock, but scroll up a little

[mortal imp]

guys, I am a bit embarassed. I once managed to set time to 24h format without changing language to like English UK or smh and now i can't find the setting for another client anymore 🤣
I don't even know if it was a core Discord feature or a Vencord Setting.. lol

[junior ridge]

i didnt look up……

[fresh ledge]

It needs to sing every song tbh

[rotund sable]

you will NEVER believe what it says on the cielling

[fresh ledge]

[Song name] aiu cat edition

[paper gate]

@junior ridge hi

[paper gate]

what does it say..

[junior ridge]

haii

[rotund sable]

gullible

[mortal imp]

found it, I am blind. It's a Discord Core feature

begone, am/pm

[graceful matrix]

MARCH 7TH :3

[paper gate]

NOOO

[drifting carbon]

yes

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/gullible-orange-cat-meme-discord-gif-18194449552278845842

[rotund sable]

😭

your banner image is quite exquisite

[mossy egret]

thank you

[open pasture]

🐟

[open pasture]

why aren't you in bk server

[empty storm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759820422261899336/1264952941362806785/image0-1.gif

[winter girder]

@mossy egret twink..

[mossy egret]

Foreigner

[winter girder]

I found you the store

lc.image twinkies

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Discord Server!

Amazon.com: Hostess Twinkies 10 ct Sponge Cake with Creamy Filling ...

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[kind prawn]

he had no reason to do that

[open pasture]

Yo can someone with vencord downloaded and working dm me and help me w smth pls

[hearty portal]

guys whats the thing called where it showws u what device someone is using

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @winter girder)

[hearty portal]

cmon

[open pasture]

Yo can someone with vencord downloaded and working dm me and help me w smth pls

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @red wyvern)