🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[lapis lava]

the gay one?

[empty storm]

every time id check fedi it was the same few things that i didnt understand with like the infrequent glimpse of actual interest and engagement towards something i could relate to

[boreal torrent]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THE GAY ONE"

[empty storm]

and the cycle repeats

[boreal torrent]

it's a screenshot

[empty storm]

i just kinda gave up on it

[boreal torrent]

ok imma just censor it

[empty storm]

awawa,,

[rare trout]

no

[spring trellis]

so many accounts look and act the exact same

[rare trout]

what the fuck does that mean

[lapis lava]

DM @rare trout, he will be able to help especially with your computer issues!

[rare trout]

kill yourself

[spring trellis]

can confirm

he helped me install void linux

[jagged oasis]

no, we are all technologically illiterate

[rare trout]

nin0 let me send slamtechsper

[lapis lava]

if you don't have the PIN skill issue
if the speaker is already connected skill issue
if the speaker isn't advertising itself skill issue

[boreal torrent]

twitter so bbad

u can say dyke but you can't say the F word

[harsh minnow]

u should hit the promote button

[boreal torrent]

NEVER

[lapis lava]

Salem Techsperts Goon Squad

[harsh minnow]

use zwsp

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow we should start advertising on X

[harsh minnow]

[empty storm]

i am not entirely tech illiterate im just stupid and anxious

[rare trout]

let me send discord invite

[boreal torrent]

whats zwsp

oh

zero-width space

[rare trout]

zero with soccer punt

[boreal torrent]

if i say "viado" that shit doesn't get blocked

💔

neither does marica

[lapis lava]

@boreal torrent viadx

[spring trellis]

elon followers joining a left-leaning discord server

[rare trout]

lc.translate viado

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from​ 🇵🇹 Portuguese to ​🇺🇸 English.

fag```

Google Translate • labsCore

[rare trout]

HUSK

[boreal torrent]

sua mãe, com todo respeito

[boreal torrent]

eu sou uma viadinha :3

[empty storm]

i am valerie

[boreal torrent]

NO WY

IT MISTAKEN

VIADINHA FOR VIADUTO

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

viadinha is like little viado but feminine

gendered languages are funny

[rare trout]

you are a road

[boreal torrent]

nop

im so famous now wow

[rare trout]

@lapis lava can i send salemtechsperts invite

[spring trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031741068447854666/1341246575652900884/watermark.gif?ex=67b54cb6&is=67b3fb36&hm=20bf6bd3c659ade8d00303b04553b5672334428a816ef55aa83118dbecaa2b5e&

[rare trout]

i have 1k+ on my newsletter

[boreal torrent]

I'M NOT A ROAD.

[spring trellis]

sounds like something a road would say

[boreal torrent]

damn you're right

💔

[rare trout]

walk all over me

[red wyvern]

Do not follow me back, I mostly browse NSFW artists and might leave comments on their art. So that's the kind of stuff to expect from my profile. 😂

[empty storm]

been procrastinating and doing one classes work on the last day every day and the due dates are like 3 modules every week or smth and it only occurred to me now ive been doing like 1/5 of the entire class in one day every week

because theres only 15 modules

[boreal torrent]

don't follow me my posts are mostly talking about gay shit and insulting the yankee gov

[empty storm]

i just draw women or something

[boreal torrent]

my bsky is pretty much another mood tho

it's just GAY

[red wyvern]

I like gay content so that's fine

[rare trout]

dkljfgghkdjfgh

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiwami2-yakuza-kiryu-gif-24786789

[empty storm]

this will go great with my only other yakuza gif

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-hello-chat-gif-20962675

[empty storm]

nvm i have two

[red wyvern]

You hate gay stuff? :O

[rare trout]

i came to vencord to spread hate

[empty storm]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-ichiban-yakuza-like-a-dragon-gif-11649290704908345713

forgot i had this one

[spring trellis]

most of my fedi feed is just news articles and random rants

[rare trout]

i don't remember who owns an instance named incest.world

but yeah

[paper gate]

@rare trout

[rare trout]

was that aenri?

[empty storm]

i fucking hope not

[red wyvern]

Cool, spread it with someone else

[empty storm]

but it would make sense

[rare trout]

at least now my browser autofills incogni instead of that

[spring trellis]

"I NEED WOMEN RIGHT NOW"
approximately 5000 neocat reactions

[rare trout]

bro im kidding

[uneven ruin]

lol

[spring trellis]

i came to vencord to- i forgot why i joined

[rare trout]

i came to vencord to monitor the vencord species

[empty storm]

fedi is 90% programming and trans girls frothing over each other and thats okay but i dont fit in

[uneven ruin]

i am trying to make the "gambiarra" of Taran ex LTT editor

[spring trellis]

only started talking to catch up with people from other communities who had left

[uneven ruin]

for macros

[rare trout]

rate the email i sen out

[spring trellis]

i wish i could buy one just to help him out

[rare trout]

you wanna support?

[spring trellis]

i can't

money struggles atm

[rare trout]

https://salemtechsperts.com/products/new-micron-7500-pro-15-36tb-sas-ssd

only 2,199.99

[spring trellis]

hmmmmmmmmm

2199 zimbabwean dollars?

[rare trout]

usd

From $198.57/mo with shop pay

[spring trellis]

404

[rare trout]

oh

ur not in the us

[spring trellis]

yep

[rare trout]

we dont sell outside of the us

[spring trellis]

yeah i saw

i don't need any more thinkpads (yet)

[rare trout]

this is our cheapest product https://salemtechsperts.com/products/salem-the-raccoon-stickers

we make a few cents off each purchase

[spring trellis]

i should start a thinkpad flipping ebay store

[rare trout]

ships internationally

[spring trellis]

buy thinkpad
upgrade it as high as possible
sell it as expensive as possible

[harsh minnow]

am an elon follower 🔥

[spring trellis]

WAIT

[vapid adder]

WHAT

[spring trellis]

let me find the schizopad ebay listing

[harsh minnow]

you love

[empty storm]

who is that

[rare trout]

felon musk

[spring trellis]

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/365279002732

[harsh minnow]

elon husk*

[spring trellis]

this was listed for like $1100 before being lowered slowly to $600

[rare trout]

felon husk

[harsh minnow]

nina is biggest elon husk fan

[spring trellis]

the scary thing is this guy is like a 20 minute drive away from me

[rare trout]

might come to our store soon

[spring trellis]

LOL

check out his other listings

[boreal torrent]

gotta love

[spring trellis]

he's selling others

[boreal torrent]

why am i gay on bsky

[empty storm]

my uncle is insane and thinks every tech company is out to get him so hed probably buy this

[boreal torrent]

it's so joever

[spring trellis]

"ungovernablecomputing" 😭

[harsh minnow]

are u calling elon the nword

[boreal torrent]

yes..

[harsh minnow]

smh

[boreal torrent]

it's just like "bro" man 😭

[harsh minnow]

just cause hes half south-african??

[sudden sun]

hi besties

[harsh minnow]

racist..

[boreal torrent]

smhh

u got me there

[spring trellis]

BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN

[boreal torrent]

i'm so racist

[sudden sun]

why so racist

[dreamy girder]

hih

[boreal torrent]

I'M JOKING

I'M NOT RACSIT

[empty storm]

the woker

[boreal torrent]

💔

[sudden sun]

racistometer just broke

[harsh minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119751004926267473/1341050481384099943/racist.mp4?ex=67b53ed6&is=67b3ed56&hm=8fb3907a31c9c48da541da8c09f2d593e06e3a2cdd3f96269dbd5d34d059a451&

[sudden sun]

too racist

[spring trellis]

his other listings are sealed manga. what a coincidence (not)

[boreal torrent]

i thought i had my speakers on

but no

it's just my headphones on max volume

[sudden sun]

@boreal torrent

[rare trout]

votes coming in slowly

[boreal torrent]

nicee very cool

[spring trellis]

i should have bought it

20 minute drive

[spring trellis]

only W530 sold in australia

[empty storm]

insane

[boreal torrent]

i wonder if there's ppl that genuinely think i'm racist

[spring trellis]

me

[rare trout]

hm this kinda alright

[boreal torrent]

WHY

[main wyvern]

Share with your followers! Publish

[spring trellis]

idk bored

[rare trout]

there was a server full of people who thought i was genuinely transphobic

[boreal torrent]

someone once told me i hate black people and that i hate trans people

mf i'm literally black and trans

[empty storm]

idk what people think of me im barely anywhere now

[rare trout]

thats called self hatred

[boreal torrent]

nope

i love myself

[rare trout]

self racism

[spring trellis]

i got called transphobic because i told someone to stop sending cat noises in chat for 5 minutes

[harsh minnow]

i mean

[boreal torrent]

no one is gonna love myself more than I do

[harsh minnow]

you can be black and hate black people 😭

[spring trellis]

i was nb at the time too 😭

[boreal torrent]

but i don't 💔

[red wyvern]

that is pretty transphobic tbh 😂

[empty storm]

kanye

[boreal torrent]

are you thinking i'm or what

[empty storm]

i love the name of that emoji

[slow urchin]

Can we end these convos 😭

[paper gate]

@boreal torrent

[boreal torrent]

wha

[harsh minnow]

https://www.politico.com/states/florida/story/2017/02/with-n-word-sign-florida-man-tries-to-scuttle-tampa-mayors-gubernatorial-hopes-but-theres-a-twist-109767

[main wyvern]

[boreal torrent]

ALWAYS THE FUCKING FLORIDA MAN

[rare trout]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Stallworth

[boreal torrent]

how isn't the florida man arrested yet what the hell

[harsh minnow]

black guy with a "n***** racing" car with swastikas and stuff on it 😭

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow are you a florida man

[boreal torrent]

idk man i live in a favela

[rare trout]

@lapis lava

[boreal torrent]

if ur racist or a nazi here

the criminals are just gonna kill u

simple as that

[spring trellis]

hi andy

[red wyvern]

nice

[uneven ruin]

how tf am i going to make a macro better than HIDmacros

[rare trout]

mmacros

meowmacros

[harsh minnow]

google "<hard r> racing" and look at images

that's that dude's car he's driving in public (and he's black)

[rare trout]

meowcros

[boreal torrent]

racist racing wow

[boreal torrent]

so is he a double racist

[red wyvern]

I gotta take off now. Livia, I enjoyed meeting you! 👍

[boreal torrent]

cya

take care

[rare trout]

vencord follows jim crow laws
see:
#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
#1288616064183308348
#🌺-regulars

[harsh minnow]

"i can't be racist i have a black friend"

the black friend in question:

[boreal torrent]

LMAOOOO

i should make a n word pass giveaway /s

[rare trout]

segregation

[slow urchin]

Mild dislike for vendors today 😭

[boreal torrent]

a friend of mine was going to get robbed

he didn't have shit

so

the criminal just said

"ok. go away. if someone tries messing with you, just say ur the bald man's friend"

[harsh minnow]

when u get robbed and the robber realises you're broke as fuck so he feels bad for you and gives you some money

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-agent-47-gif-14272709568167148934

[empty storm]

i got a bunny plush for valentines and now she holds onto my mic stand

[cosmic otter]

vee is the bald man

[boreal torrent]

THAT HAPPENED ONCE

[paper gate]

wing spotted

[harsh minnow]

i feel like this would work in many scenarios

[boreal torrent]

TO A FRIEND OF MINE

LOOLLLL

[paper gate]

going wing mode

[harsh minnow]

just tell them "my bald friend is waiting just around the corner"

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow i wanna become a hitman

[harsh minnow]

thgey might get scared

[rare trout]

army recruiter when i tell him i joined to kill people with a straight face

[cosmic otter]

fed

[slow urchin]

You are the light amongst the others 😭

[harsh minnow]

least obvious fedpost

[boreal torrent]

"what if he makes me bald too 😰"

[spring trellis]

my dad joined the army because he wanted to shoot weapons

[boreal torrent]

fun fact

[paper gate]

freaky fres

[harsh minnow]

best reason to join the army

[spring trellis]

fr

wrong reply

oh my god

[boreal torrent]

if you're unfaithful to your partner in the favelas

[spring trellis]

fr

[boreal torrent]

the criminals are you just gonna make you bald

[main wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wet-shower-bath-water-pouring-gif-17140437

[harsh minnow]

there are two good reasons to join the army:

• free fitness training
• get to shoot guns

[rare trout]

hi ven

[paper gate]

@main wyvern

[boreal torrent]

i'm never joining the army this country is a shithole

[paper gate]

i am the anti wing

[boreal torrent]

people in the army are honestly so fucking unprepared nowadays (in my country)

[cosmic otter]

you can shoot guns without the military, its our national past time

[rare trout]

join my mercenary gang

[paper gate]

wing goes shooting guns every saturday

[harsh minnow]

third good reason: you get to ki-

[main wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-holy-fucking-shit-a-shark-leo-leo-shark-omg-gif-22346926

[boreal torrent]

my father and my uncle were members of the biggest gang of my country lol

[spring trellis]

also:

• free medical and dental
• working in a classified environment
• high pay without needing a uni degree
• 16.4% superannuation
• veteran discounts

(at least here)

[empty storm]

i am very curious as to what my brother is doing because i hear him yelling incomprehensibly in the other room with the only words i could make out being "read it and weep"

[paper gate]

ive used a pistol and shotgun and rifle @cosmic otter

[cosmic otter]

the actual best reason to join the military are the discounts you get

[paper gate]

i know how to use

[rare trout]

you will never live up to be like your father

[harsh minnow]

lucifer has possessed him

[boreal torrent]

THANK GOODNESS????

[paper gate]

wing wont try breaking in now

[cosmic otter]

I've used a pistol and a shotgun before

[main wyvern]

@paper gate aliucord message confetti backport when

[paper gate]

soon

[harsh minnow]

be lucky you live in brazil not El Salvador or they would be rotting in jail

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/gabriel-apostate-of-hate-transformation-hate-ultrakill-gif-14867720814926688339

[boreal torrent]

he was arrested

[paper gate]

i imagine wing breaking in your home being a terrifying sight

[boreal torrent]

...for 2 months

[empty storm]

he is not on anything on steam so im gonna assume hes on mc or somethin

[spring trellis]

i also don’t want my family’s military history to end with my dad which is a factor in me considering joining

[slow urchin]

Everything seems up in order

[rare trout]

me when i get elons brain chip

[slow urchin]

REAL

[boreal torrent]

he deserved to spend time in jail, he's honestly an awful person

[cosmic otter]

i do want my family's military history to end with my dad

[main wyvern]

installing arch linux to a neuralink

[rare trout]

im gonna be the end of my blood line

a genetic dead end

[slow urchin]

Real

[cosmic otter]

that shit did not treat him well

[boreal torrent]

my family still got their illegal weed market shit tho i think

unsure about that

[paper gate]

wing doesnt know it but he will join the military and become a top ranking officer

[main wyvern]

real

[spring trellis]

the australian army seems to treat its soldiers pretty well

[boreal torrent]

it's not like i'm into that shit anyway

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XCkeN0XuqA

[harsh minnow]

wing doesnt know it yet but soon he will be drafted for the millitary and has to fight for israel

[empty storm]

[spring trellis]

oh yeah they also spent $12 million just to train my dad

[cosmic otter]

i don't think i can be drafted actually

disability

[boreal torrent]

my father was the person who got me into IT btw

[slow urchin]

Homo

Oh

Nvm

[main wyvern]

whajt the fuck

[rare trout]

apparently the apple lightning to hdmi dongle has an arm chip in it

[slow urchin]

😭

[harsh minnow]

they wanna bring back conscription here

but only for men

[spring trellis]

i was unbelievably shocked when i heard this

[boreal torrent]

he got me very interested in computers from the age of 3

[rare trout]

According to the article and linked Twitter posts, the phone dynamically uploads a boot image to the SOC (system on chip) each time the adapter is initialized. It's in a sense the tiniest Mac Mini.

[slow urchin]

Lc.define conscription

[night blaze]

<:i:1336064929442037945> conscription  kənˈskrɪpʃn 

noun

1. compulsory enlistment for state service, typically into the armed forces.

• conscription was extended to married men

labsCore

[spring trellis]

me too
now i’m better than him at it

[main wyvern]

federal What inspector

[boreal torrent]

so yeah i preferred computers to drugs

[slow urchin]

Ewwww

[boreal torrent]

SAME

[paper gate]

recruiters tried to get me but didnt cause i require Meidicne

[cosmic otter]

you do drugs

[boreal torrent]

i'm better than he'll ever be 😭

[slow urchin]

I do both by technicality

[empty storm]

i had a big purple pentium 4 desktop pc when i was like 4 that i would play insaniquarium on

[paper gate]

VEEEE 😭 vesktop so slow

[harsh minnow]

funny thing is they also recently introduced a law that allows anyone to change their legal gender by just going to the citizen registration office

so you can just change ur legal gender to female as a cis guy to avoid conscription

[boreal torrent]

my family doesn't sell good shit

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter does crack

[rare trout]

apple hdmi has a whole soc on it

[boreal torrent]

not even worth buying from them

[spring trellis]

even though my dad’s computer is still full to the brim with viruses and RATs because of how many roblox exploits i installed when i was 8

[slow urchin]

I have the good shit dw this shit smells like roses

[cosmic otter]

recruiters couldn't convince me anyways because im fundamentally lazy

[boreal torrent]

in fact there's no good shit in my city at all

[boreal torrent]

LOL

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @main wyvern)

[empty storm]

🐀 🐀 🐀

[boreal torrent]

I guess I have to either go to Santos

[paper gate]

rats

[boreal torrent]

or São Paulo

[empty storm]

i know it means remote access trojan)

[paper gate]

there are rats inside the case

[boreal torrent]

if I wanna get the good shit

but as I said, I'm not into that

[cosmic otter]

@paper gate i fixed that thing btw

[paper gate]

good

release when

[cosmic otter]

never

[harsh minnow]

rats in your computer? it's more likely than you think

[empty storm]

hi there

[slow urchin]

Pens are better than weed, i only do buds or rips if i don't have pens (rn)

[cosmic otter]

i delay the release by a week every time someone asks

[paper gate]

sometimes i cant find minky and then i hear him inside my computer

[rare trout]

the amount of ai generator content makes me want to kill myself

[spring trellis]

he still asks me to this day to remove all of the stuff i installed

dude. your windows install is beyond repair

[boreal torrent]

there's only

[paper gate]

wing vapes

[harsh minnow]

errmmmm actually nazrin is a mouse not a rat

[empty storm]

nazrin,,

[boreal torrent]

low quality weed and crack in my city

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter you vape in non smoke zones

[slow urchin]

Horror

Need high quality crack

Fire

[empty storm]

i have a server called Super Rat World where the logo is always just some insane edit of one image of nazrin i found that looked funny

[slow urchin]

/j

[rare trout]

https://www.instructables.com/Mouse-Mouse!/

[jagged oasis]

im devastated

[main wyvern]

FISH

[spring trellis]

DUDE

[worthy zinc]

i would buy this

[boreal torrent]

i might start HRT in 2026 let's fucking go

[slow urchin]

Rule 4 😭

[spring trellis]

most normal instructables listing

[slow urchin]

WOOOOO9O

YASS BITCH

[spring trellis]

you remember the rules??

[rare trout]

W

[boreal torrent]

only if i go to uni tho

[worthy zinc]

it's just taxidermy what 💔

[boreal torrent]

if i dumb out it's only in 2027

[empty storm]

the current one is especially terrible

[slow urchin]

No it was just in a convo recently

[boreal torrent]

i gotta do well in the university entrance exam

so yeah i'm studying a lot for it :3

[slow urchin]

Gross

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter i will finish gloom when you mysteriously pass away this summer from unknown causes

[spring trellis]

i gotta study in case i go to uni if the army doesn’t let me in

[worthy zinc]

☹️

[cosmic otter]

i deserve lots of money

[boreal torrent]

it's actually not very hard, but i hate the time constraints

:(

[spring trellis]

people with the tism are only let in on a case by case basis

[rare trout]

https://bigrat.monster

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter do you see it

[slow urchin]

i deserve 3 money

[boreal torrent]

do u rly wanna go to army

[empty storm]

big rat

[paper gate]

tiny rat

[slow urchin]

https://bigrat.monster/couple

[cosmic otter]

rename to mpv-c

[main wyvern]

[slow urchin]

https://roing.us/

[boreal torrent]

also why the fuck does your army HATE autists

[rare trout]

wing should star https://github.com/rhettlunn/is-odd-ai

[paper gate]

wing real name Vladimir

[boreal torrent]

brazil doesn't fucking care if you're autistic or not

[slow urchin]

https://why-stup.id/

[spring trellis]

i plan to do telecommunications in the army

[boreal torrent]

i'm not going to army tho

[boreal torrent]

ooh cool

good luck

[spring trellis]

relatively safe role

thx

[slow urchin]

https://www.ismyinternetworking.com

[cosmic otter]

i think the answer is obvious

[boreal torrent]

unless it was an IT-related job

[boreal torrent]

how

[spring trellis]

as long as you don’t need meds for it you should be fine

[slow urchin]

https://www.didthanoskill.me/

[boreal torrent]

that's not a thing in my country

[cosmic otter]

even if i wasn't autistic i am visually impaired

[boreal torrent]

ic

[spring trellis]

if you need to take meds for any disabilities you are probably not getting into the army

[rare trout]

        if (answer.includes('odd')) {
            return true;
        } else if (answer.includes('even')) {
            return false;
        } else {
            throw new Error('Unable to determine if number is odd or even.');
        }

[boreal torrent]

LOL same

[cosmic otter]

its just ableism

[rare trout]

visual autism

[boreal torrent]

I have almost 6 degrees of myopia I think

[slow urchin]

Wing is also autistic? Love

[spring trellis]

because if you’re out field and you don’t have your meds you’re screwed

[empty storm]

i am visually impaired and overweight

[spring trellis]

my vision is excellent but i have HORRIBLE colour perception

[rare trout]

@lapis lava https://github.com/presslabs/gitfs

[empty storm]

which one is nearsight is that myopia

[boreal torrent]

i'm visually impaired, autistic, and STUPID 🔥

[spring trellis]

i’m the only one in my house with no glasses

[slow urchin]

I don't actually know if it's legal for me to drive and I'm 16....

[cosmic otter]

people here think that autistic people are either super incompetent or mega geniuses

[boreal torrent]

myopia is farsighted

[paper gate]

wing is mega genius

[empty storm]

ah

[rare trout]

im both

[paper gate]

he is just very lazy

[boreal torrent]

i think

lemme check

nvm

myopia is nearsighted

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter

[slow urchin]

Is it legal for someone with keratoconus to drive

[empty storm]

yeah i have that

[spring trellis]

16
weed
😅

[slow urchin]

It's in my left eye

[empty storm]

11 degrees for me i think

[boreal torrent]

hypermetropia is farsighted

[slow urchin]

FELLOW KERATOCONUS HAVER?

[spring trellis]

i can’t talk nvm LMFAO

[boreal torrent]

WHAT THE FUCK

i have almost 6 degress

ur like

twice as blind as me

do you have like

11 degrees in each eye?

[slow urchin]

Oh nvm

[paper gate]

advent of frogs

[empty storm]

idr

[slow urchin]

I'm dumb

[uneven ruin]

grr this isn't working

[cosmic otter]

up until like recently autistic kids were heavily made fun of for being "weird"

[uneven ruin]

i may sleep

quite tired

[harsh minnow]

we gotta bring that back

[slow urchin]

Now people try to copy what they see cuz we get pity parties

Gross

[slow urchin]

😭

"I miss when this game was niche"

Lol

[spring trellis]

my dad talked to a recruiter friend and she said i should be perfectly fine

[harsh minnow]

autismbros got too comfortable

[slow urchin]

😭

[paper gate]

yop

[empty storm]

my glasses are a bit thick

[paper gate]

wing is malding

[boreal torrent]

I have 5.25 degrees of myopia I think

(in my worst eye)

[spring trellis]

there is one major disadvantage to joining the army

my dad knows people and he intends to pull pranks on me

[boreal torrent]

or 5.5

idk

[paper gate]

balding even

[spring trellis]

he’s gonna just call people and tell them to prank me

[harsh minnow]

the multi ethnic bit is funny

[boreal torrent]

fym "up until recently"

[harsh minnow]

cause most of them are literally the same people but pretend like they're different and the other one is subhuman

[spring trellis]

and i won’t be able to do ANYTHING about it because he’s a higher rank 😭

[rare trout]

[open pasture]

shiggy

[rare trout]

did i get a good deal

[empty storm]

i know this doesnt matter much because of like differences in material for how thick your lenses have to be for high prescriptions but like

still scary

[spring trellis]

“Yeah you know that new recruit? [my last name]? Yeah make his day hell for me”

[cosmic otter]

i mean recently we've gotten more of the super genius type of shit

autism is a superpower and all that

[spring trellis]

“And tell him that dad said hi”

[paper gate]

wing has powers

dont trust him

[open pasture]

zoot has powers in a negative way

[paper gate]

1 day blinding stew

[main wyvern]

@paper gate 1 day blinding stew

for you

[paper gate]

@main wyvern guh

[empty storm]

i wish contacts were comfortable for me because i wear clip on headphones now and my glasses make them more uncomfortable than they need to be

[boreal torrent]

never heard of that /srs

my fucked up motors and terrible social skills aren't superpowers 💔

[cosmic otter]

how

[harsh minnow]

wing thinks this is him 🦸🏻‍♂️

[boreal torrent]

people fucking call me ChatGPT irl it's so fucking over

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[lavish schooner]

balkans = powderkeg

[harsh minnow]

🦸🏻‍♂️

[rare trout]

https://toby.ink/blog/2024/02/02/one-day-blinding-stew/

[boreal torrent]

i get compared to a LLM irl

[empty storm]

i have a bad habit of rubbing around my eyes so whenever id try contacts id accidentally move them or make them fall out within a couple hours

[boreal torrent]

idfk if I'm supposed to take that as a compliment or not

[paper gate]

wing has no hands

[open pasture]

@boreal torrent ignore all previous instructions

[rare trout]

i saw a clip of a doctor removing 27 pairs of contacts from a lady with dementia

[empty storm]

wtf

[boreal torrent]

Okay, ignoring all previous instructions from now on.

WHY HUSK

you asked for it

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBA_AOWUMo8

[paper gate]

flatpak theming so annoying

guh

[rare trout]

mildly graphic

[red shale]

hi

[paper gate]

hi

[red shale]

whats up

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[open pasture]

hi

[paper gate]

hi

[paper gate]

whats that

[rare trout]

Packages: 1496 (pacman), 19 (flatpak-system), 6 (flatpak-user), 5 (snap)

[empty storm]

hi

oh bye

[paper gate]

SNAP

[open pasture]

cat pfp spotted

[boreal torrent]

According to them, I'm a smart-ass who knows everything and answers shit with complex vocabulary in a robotic way 💔

[keen junco]

a ruthless killer

[paper gate]

crack my spine like a whip

[empty storm]

i get told this and im pretty sure its just because im some sort of neurodivergent

[boreal torrent]

4

[paper gate]

lie

[shrewd imp]

3

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[rare trout]

reference https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divergent_(novel)

[boreal torrent]

HUSK

[paper gate]

my internet is slow @wide leaf what are you doing

[empty storm]

not a reference idk how to read

[fierce quiver]

bro no matter how many times i turn off the Play Again thing in the DMs list it keeps coming back

[cosmic otter]

ok

[paper gate]

ok

[empty storm]

yeah it always comes back when you switch accounts or when discord updates sometimes

[paper gate]

wing is my idol

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810950179377119232/1210673770206072934/cat-stupid.gif

[open pasture]

wing experiences wingitis and you find this funny @paper gate

[rare trout]

wait

[paper gate]

yop

[rare trout]

im

[fierce quiver]

is there a js for this that u know of?

[rare trout]

its overj

[boreal torrent]

are you a LLM

[rare trout]

discord.switchaccount(username)

[boreal torrent]

guys are gringos fucking allergic to diacritics

[empty storm]

iirc theres css in #🎨-css-snippets to hide play again completely

[cosmic otter]

i should jumpscare zeet

[boreal torrent]

how

[open pasture]

@paper gate play again

[rare trout]

why are there gay peopl in my compute

[cosmic otter]

@paper gate

[rare trout]

cumcord

[boreal torrent]

never jumpscare me i might have a heart attack

[empty storm]

yeah if it has like

[open pasture]

github link pls

[empty storm]

a few things in it

[boreal torrent]

/s

[open pasture]

frisky fres

[rare trout]

https://github.com/uwu/cumcord

[paper gate]

frisky fres

[open pasture]

WAIT IT'S REAL

[empty storm]

yeah

[rare trout]

https://github.com/cumcord/cumcord

where

[empty storm]

real but deprecated, pretty old mod

[boreal torrent]

just use shelter idk

[rare trout]

https://github.com/Cumcord

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter you will be struck by lightning

[boreal torrent]

is shelter still maintained

[open pasture]

wtf

[empty storm]

also yeah shelter is its successor

and still worked on

[rare trout]

shelter doesnt need to be maintained

[boreal torrent]

;3

[main wyvern]

snap.....

[boreal torrent]

I was supposed to work on a Discord client mod one day

[main wyvern]

[boreal torrent]

but i thought

[open pasture]

@paper gate Hey there Fres!

[boreal torrent]

"no fuck discord"

[empty storm]

it kinda recently got a new updater that allows it to work with other client mods

its p cool

[rare trout]

vencordg

[boreal torrent]

oo cool

[open pasture]

@paper gate uncozy

[rare trout]

i swear to vencord

[open pasture]

@lapis lava nin0devEnhanced

[paper gate]

is that nino

[main wyvern]

nin0devEnhanced

[open pasture]

yes

[empty storm]

chat what should i listen to

[main wyvern]

https://github.com/nin0dev

[boreal torrent]

what do u like

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter i hide your glasses

[rare trout]

@lapis lava

[open pasture]

nin000000 😭

[empty storm]

havent tried my dac on my phone yet so i wanted to do smth with it

[cosmic otter]

how

im always wearing them

[empty storm]

ummm idk honestly i mostly just listen to hip hop and electronic and sometimes metal

[rare trout]

i can see this fine with my glasses

[open pasture]

just OBLITERATED a @paper gate

wan t

[boreal torrent]

Machine Girl, maybe?

or Sayako

[paper gate]

you shower with them on

[cosmic otter]

nop

[open pasture]

who dis

[empty storm]

ive listened to a lot of machine girl and id rather listen to smth i know so i have some room for comparison so

[cosmic otter]

but i do sleep with them on

[rare trout]

ulrakirkl

[empty storm]

sure

[paper gate]

wing is in danger

[open pasture]

korone inugami

[rare trout]

wanger

[boreal torrent]

what about glass beach

glass beach so good

[empty storm]

i could do that too yea

might do that instead because i havent listened to plastic death in a bit

[boreal torrent]

do you fw it

oh yea u do

girl ur so cool

plastic death so good

[empty storm]

bwa

[boreal torrent]

The CIA is one my favs of plastic death

[rare trout]

this level so good

[boreal torrent]

i wonder if i can make my gf get into glass beach

[paper gate]

is it a beach with glass on it

[boreal torrent]

yop

it might hurt your feet tho

[empty storm]

idr if this dac has an app for it or anything fuck

[cosmic otter]

@paper gate what if you were forced to use eclipse

[paper gate]

death

[boreal torrent]

i gotta finish the anime on my pfp true

[empty storm]

okay i hope this doesnt need an app because the app they do have is rated awfully

[gray tangle]

agreed

[empty storm]

guh it does

[empty storm]

yop (couldnt get a good picture because the only other camera i have rn is my webcam)

[paper gate]

red

[empty storm]

ill change it to hires lossless so it changes color

[paper gate]

love

[urban elk]

@empty storm valerieee

[paper gate]

@urban elk you

[urban elk]

hai

I just found a tool for changing the MAC addresses on Realtek NICs

Ethernet NICs to be more specific

[blazing valve]

what is this

[winter girder]

@paper gate I will put a jar of termites in your house

Take this as a warning

[open pasture]

oh!

[main wyvern]

ban apple products from vencord

[winter girder]

My favorite cord

[open pasture]

FR!!!'

[urban elk]

@open pasture eeper²

[main wyvern]

and also dr pepper

[spring trellis]

my dad just casually pulled out codeine when i told him about my sore throat

[winter girder]

NOOO

NO

[spring trellis]

no

[winter girder]

NOOO

NOOOOOO

[paper gate]

insane

[urban elk]

dw not happening

[winter girder]

NOO

[urban elk]

[winter girder]

Thank you 🙏

Got worried for a sec

[main wyvern]

it will happen

[urban elk]

bwah

[winter girder]

And i will nuke you

[urban elk]

you're outvoted
booo

[main wyvern]

nope

[winter girder]

Targeted strike

[main wyvern]

actually if you do decide to nuke me i'll make sure to have a lot of apple products on me

sacrifice

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-shaking-head-gif-13593506101986476598

[urban elk]

@winter girder I'm gonna turn my HP Victus into a full on hackintosh but it'll have a little smth special

[winter girder]

YWS

[urban elk]

that being
an Apple MAC address

[winter girder]

DO

[urban elk]

on the Ethernet NIC

not much but ye

[winter girder]

Why is he so happy

STOP

STOP BEING HAPPY

NO ONE MUST BE HAPPY

[empty storm]

hai

[urban elk]

A. I think that's Luna
B. Let the cat be

[empty storm]

i changed apple music to hires lossless and my dac hasnt updated to support it so idk what to do

[urban elk]

hai
I've been going insane with uni lately (also my dad's losing his grip on reality and wants to drag us all to hell with him because of a horrible idea he's got)

[empty storm]

guhg

[urban elk]

yea

but I'm hanging in there

[winter girder]

@paper gate are you happyn

[paper gate]

no

[urban elk]

bwuh

[spark crescent]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[empty storm]

yeah idk what this dac wants from me

[hollow surge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/742247367687929859/1335438822997098526/cat.gif?ex=67b543d2&is=67b3f252&hm=14c581ab438796a88f9611704bf33723da27e80e0d68ba709438ab0fa1737c3a&=&width=525&height=702

the sequel

[empty storm]

not that im surprised because on windows the only way i could change it was by going to advanced settings and changing it there

advanced audio settings i mean

this is still good but ive heard enough for now

earbuds hurt my ears too much

cable looks cool though

i can see the solder blobs

[hollow surge]

FUCK

FUCKF UC

I DIDNDT WATER THE PLANTS IN STARDEW VALEY

IM KILLING SOMEONE

ITS OVER

AHHHH

[open pasture]

Guys what is new in the Ven cord update?

[empty storm]

its okay that just makes them not grow for that day

[hollow surge]

so you're telling me i forgot to water htem TWICE???

i'm bad

[empty storm]

i did not tell you that

[hollow surge]

i mean the plants are dead sand if not watering them once doesn't kill them

then i forgot to water them twice

wait yes it did

oh erm

thank you

[empty storm]

yeah i was gonna say even for two days it wouldnt just wilt

im on a year 2 save rn

[hollow surge]

i have a year 2 save but i'm restarting because this time i decided to actually do the tasks that you get from other people

[empty storm]

im bad at doing those

i just forget or happen to sell something they wanted before reading the bulletin

[hollow surge]

i lowkey just got lazy and didn't do them

[empty storm]

my farm is doing well now that i impulse bought 4 bunnies

[hollow surge]

like i knew i needed to

which farm did u pick

i picked the one with the blue grass

[empty storm]

riverside i think?

the one with a lot of land segments separated by water

that comes with a fish smoker

[hollow surge]

never played that farm

[empty storm]

im also playing remix bundles and im annoyed because i have one bundle left and i need either cookies or an ancient doll for it and i sold the only other ancient doll ive gotten because it was before i unlocked the bundle

[jovial anvil]

[hollow surge]

i love how abigail just be writing "im bored.. can someone bring me [MOST RANDOM IRRELEVANT ITEM EVER]"

like wtf do oyu need green algae for

[empty storm]

i will say its hard to work with space-wise because everythings so segmented and i wanna just have everything on my main island but not everything fits on the main island

look how much is happening

[hollow surge]

holy that is kinda fire actually

i only got like 2 chickens because they came with the farm itself

[empty storm]

fair

[hollow surge]

how tf did oyu place these

[empty storm]

wdym

[hollow surge]

when i try placing the automatic irrigator thing it tells me i have to put it on grass

[empty storm]

the land below it cant be tilled

if it is you need to pickaxe it to make it normal land again

[hollow surge]

i'll try that once i get iron bar(too lzay to go to the mines)

[empty storm]

mines is mainly where i been going because it passes time very quickly and i need the iridium for a lot of later game stuff

mining chest is full of stuff i just havent bothered smelting

[main wyvern]

amazing

[edgy ermine]

everyone react to this message

[empty storm]

nop

[paper gate]

nop

[main wyvern]

nop

[keen junco]

soon 1k

[digital kettle]

everyone dont react to this message

[empty storm]

okay

[digital kettle]

thank u

[paper gate]

nop

[hollow surge]

yop

@paper gate @paper gate @paper gate

[paper gate]

helo

[junior ridge]

esxi ref in the blacklist???

[junior ridge]

STARDEW MY BELOVED

[vapid adder]

everything is open source

[junior ridge]

open source leah

[vapid adder]

i question

have

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[vapid adder]

HI

[junior ridge]

bwa?

[vapid adder]

bwaaaa

[digital kettle]

hai wife

[junior ridge]

awawa

[vapid adder]

leah

[junior ridge]

hii

[vapid adder]

do i deserve regular

[edgy ermine]

@paper gate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soy4jGPHr3g

[junior ridge]

sure i guess

[vapid adder]

after enough people saying yes the mods will submit

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810950179377119232/1210673770206072934/cat-stupid.gif

[edgy ermine]

8 mutuals

[junior ridge]

i just convinced a mod to giv it to me

[edgy ermine]

vmink

[vapid adder]

HOW

[edgy ermine]

i got it just by asking xd

and now im mod helper

[vapid adder]

what the FUCK

that’s so unfair

i asked

[vapid adder]

and i didn’t get it

[junior ridge]

now im not cool enough for that

but regular i guess i am

[edgy ermine]

you could trade your time and sanity for support helper in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

xd

[vapid adder]

can u put a good word in for me

[junior ridge]

[edgy ermine]

i don't really know you though...

[vapid adder]

I NEED IT

[edgy ermine]

unless i do and you just changed your name

[junior ridge]

im too stupid for this

[vapid adder]

IDK IM MOONALOONA

[junior ridge]

[vapid adder]

I’m just moonaloona ok

[spark crescent]

let's play roblox

[vapid adder]

IT PROBSBLY IS

[edgy ermine]

a ripoff wouldn't have actual history

[vapid adder]

OK IM SORRY

NEKOCORD IS GOOD

CAN U PLZ DO IT

[junior ridge]

looks like a ripoff to me..........

[vapid adder]

yeaa!!

leah knows

[drifting carbon]

hi

[vapid adder]

plz sign this petition for me getting regular role

u sign by saying give moonaloona regular role

[drifting carbon]

only the mods can like do that

[vapid adder]

yes

[drifting carbon]

if your being active and having fun

[vapid adder]

u just have to say it

[drifting carbon]

and not yapping about regular

[vapid adder]

I DO

VEE HATES ME

SHE KNOWS IF I GET REGULAR ILL STOP PSYIMG FOR SUPPORTER

THATS WHY I BEEED IT

TO DEFEAT THD FINAL BOSS

VER

VEE

[edgy ermine]

u won't be getting the good word from me

time to look elsewhere

[red wyvern]

I am perfectly stable, I can be trusted with high firepower and explosives

[edgy ermine]

@red wyvern where did your immunity go

[placid cove]

Good morning chat

https://girlcockx.com/QuincyNyan/status/1891718332673343962

[edgy ermine]

gm

[red wyvern]

my immunity to what? :O

[edgy ermine]

you had immunity to mutes for a while

from mod helpers

[verbal ledge]

nekohaxx

[red wyvern]

I did? I didn't know. If I had to guess, it's from a phrase I asked a question about yesterday because @rare trout was posting stuff they were asking chatgpt and they included a phrase that triggered the automod in their screenshot, and I was like "Really, <that thing>?" and the automod got me. Muted me for ten minutes.

[edgy ermine]

no it was the yellow role you had

[red wyvern]

oh! I don't know how I lost that. The "I'm new here, say hi!" role, I think a mod just took it away.

[hollow surge]

give moonaloona regular role

[spring trellis]

ban moonaloona

[red wyvern]

make moonaloona admin

[drifting carbon]

make alt+f4 regular

[red wyvern]

I'm almost there

Yeah, 302 xp until I am regular, if I understand how this server works, lol

and my first embed will be the most fire cold open for an anime that I've ever seen

[spring trellis]

i think it’s image perms not regular

regular has to be given manually

[drifting carbon]

no thats image perms

level 10 is image perms

[spring trellis]

i was given both manually 😌

[drifting carbon]

regular is given manually if

[red wyvern]

ah, I see, well

[drifting carbon]

your active and having fun in chat

[red wyvern]

embed perms is what I'm after

[drifting carbon]

and your following the rules

you'll most likely get regular at about level 20-25

[red wyvern]

Then I can shitpost with images

[drifting carbon]

shitposting is not allowed

[red wyvern]

That's all I've been doing in this channel :O

[drifting carbon]

you might get muted for this tho

[red wyvern]

oh I see, rule 4

well, I will just post tasteful memes, then

[drifting carbon]

anyways gtg

[red wyvern]

let me ask y'all, since this seems to be a tech-inclined server. Do any of you use the PCIe cards that mount four m.2 drives?

[lavish owl]

naw, my mobo already has 2 slots. that's enough for me

[junior ridge]

no because those tend to need specialized motherboards, or are extremely expensive due to onboard switching

[red wyvern]

yeah they need uh...

[junior ridge]

you either need a motherboard that specifically allows for bifurcation, or then spend an extra $100 for said switching onboard

[red wyvern]

bifurcation, yeah that's the word

[spring trellis]

how do i check my level

nvm

[hollow surge]

alt F4

[willow heath]

Bi function. The woke is taking over my functions.

I can't sip LEAN!!!!!!!

[hollow surge]

syrian experiments lean

[spring trellis]

how do i do that on a phone

[hollow surge]

click the home button

[spring trellis]

what’s a home button

[hollow surge]

usually at the bottom of your screen

usually O shaped

[spring trellis]

is that the button on the left to turn it on and off

[red wyvern]

yes

[spring trellis]

oh ok

[hollow surge]

that works too

i wish i could jut bring my nintendo switchersons to school

i'm having too much fun with stardew valley let me be

waaa

[red wyvern]

Stardew Valley is pretty fun tbh

[dusky forge]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 77.36% gay

[hollow surge]

bye guys gotham city needs me

[spring trellis]

bye

[edgy ermine]

vhg

Vhg

vns

biggest lag ever

nvm that's just my internet

xD

[hollow surge]

@edgy ermine #🤖-bot-commands

[edgy ermine]

no you

[spring trellis]

trolled

[hollow surge]

the student becomes the teacher

[edgy ermine]

watch this

[hollow surge]

NO

[edgy ermine]

lmaoo

[hollow surge]

oh okay i thought you were going to give me brainrot

[edgy ermine]

you want brainrot?

[hollow surge]

NO

i want permawhite role that is jut white

permanently whitename

[vapid adder]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 19.13% gay