🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[spring trellis]

I had a converter

Gimme a sec

Send the telegram link

[stark herald]

letm e get it on pc 1s

i have it on phone

[spring trellis]

Or actually hang on

[stark herald]

https://t.me/addstickers/MundoChuva

[keen junco]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/1888179244112474205

[digital kettle]

@stark herald u use signal?

[stark herald]

i dont like it

[digital kettle]

y

more stable than discord

[spring trellis]

FUCK let me set it up again

[echo ibex]

can smb recommend a good guide to learn c++ ? do u have any

[fallow drum]

smb kinda like the file sharing thing…

[main wyvern]

super mario bros

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-dance-moves-party-gif-21254682

@paper gate

[stark herald]

@fallow drum arent u rosie from aliucord

[lapis lava]

vban @fallow drum

[neon ferry]

Failed to ban faylorist (@fallow drum): You can't ban that person!

[keen junco]

Is that you

[keen junco]

Aren't you fres from Walgreens

[stark herald]

haha i love aliucord but is their a way to use Aliucord with the new mobile UI xD

[echo ibex]

is that real

[upper coral]

Based af

[lapis lava]

i thought this was real

[upper coral]

It’s better than his REAL tweet praising hitler

Somebody pull up the tweet about his opinion of overweight women

[digital kettle]

wha

[echo ibex]

farm merge valley

[lapis lava]

YEEZY DOES NOT HIRE FAT OR UGLY PEOPLE

[upper coral]

I think he said something about how fat bitches (his words not mine, we respect women over here) should be in jail since it should be illegal to look that gross 💀

[fallow drum]

wow how dare you say that.... banned

@winter needle back me up here man...

[upper coral]

I CAN EXPLAIN

[winter needle]

nop

[upper coral]

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[upper coral]

I was close

[red wyvern]

It should be illegal to have takes that bad

[upper coral]

All of twitter would be locked up rn

I’m glad I left that cess pool

[winter needle]

it should be illegal to allow Rosie to exist @fallow drum

[red wyvern]

All of Twitter should be locked up just for using Twitter tbh

[upper coral]

True

[lapis lava]

yop

[upper coral]

Is bluesky like the liberal social media

[lapis lava]

yop

[upper coral]

I figured

I saw less degeneracy on bluesky and wondered where all the conservatives at

The behavior difference is impeccable

[red wyvern]

I wonder if there's any conservative social media that isn't also a safe space for nazis

[upper coral]

Fork found in kitchen

I just think it’s sad because most conservatives preach about God while spewing hate and as a Christian man myself, I am called to love everyone despite any disagreements I have with people.

Ruining such a beautiful faith because they wanna be power freaks

[red wyvern]

Yeah that's about 40% of why I'm not a Christian any more

[upper coral]

I can’t blame you, I’ve seen some really awful things self proclaimed “Christians” have said. Just know that we are not all like that and I love and respect everyone

[limber torrent]

Can you get vencord on iOS?

[red wyvern]

I see what so-called followers of Christ get up to, and people I know that go to church either endorse it, or are silent about it

[upper coral]

Your experiences are valid, glad we can still disagree without all that nonsense some people get up

Would never start a debate with anyone on twitter, it’s like talking to a brick wall lmfao

[upper coral]

Erm

[red wyvern]

For real

I think you can, but you have to use an android emulator

[ruby thicket]

B-B-but…. He made… graduation….

Its so over

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[lapis lava]

tbh i will just download graduation and mbdtf and add to my local file collection

and then i stop giving him my money

[upper coral]

MLK didn’t free the slaves for this

[red wyvern]

There's only one song y'all need, and that song is bustin

[ruby thicket]

What song

[red wyvern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

[red wyvern]

Bustin

[ruby thicket]

I thought like the song was busting or something shiii I’m dumb

But nah it was called bustin 😭😭

[digital kettle]

hai

[red wyvern]

It is 😂

[ruby thicket]

Indeed

[digital kettle]

🍕🐔👍

[ruby thicket]

Stop granting him those sweet $0.003 per stream

(Assuming you use Spotify of course)

[digital kettle]

gn am sooo eepy

[keen junco]

What are they trying to tell me

[bold adder]

💀

[fallow drum]

hasn’t it been offline for days

[upper coral]

No flame but what the heck is a trans voice teacher

I’ve never heard of that b4

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[stark herald]

@keen junco

[upper coral]

Unfortunately

[red wyvern]

A voice trainer to help someone sound more feminine, or masculine.

[paper gate]

rm -rf /home/fres

[upper coral]

Ah okay 👍

[bold adder]

he found out

[ruby thicket]

Until he didn’t

[keen junco]

Just got fixed earlier

[winter needle]

I know what you are

[red wyvern]

TBH I feel like a retarded person would have had more sense.

[bold adder]

why is he in there

[bold adder]

nop

[ruby thicket]

Remember, he made graduation

[red wyvern]

But he didn't graduate

[keen junco]

I'm a cis white man from Germany

[winter needle]

not for long

[keen junco]

Straight too

Forever and ever

[red wyvern]

So is pasta until you get it wet

[paper gate]

@keen junco find wife

[keen junco]

Wife is typing

Wife sent a message

[upper coral]

But I’m not a rapper

[keen junco]

Nop

[ruby thicket]

What loneliness does to a fella

[keen junco]

@paper gate take

[paper gate]

soon

[paper gate]

mugman will ben your

mugman real name Ben

[ruby thicket]

What does this mean

[red wyvern]

I'm just gonna say, I've never seen Marvin and Marvin's wife at the same time

[keen junco]

I gave him a wife

[keen junco]

And you never will

[stark herald]

@paper gate testing various chemicals stand still

[upper coral]

Hacker

I only use single quotations to look like a cool programmer

Back when windows was good

[fallow drum]

zt does this in class to make it look like he's actually doing work but it's just a video playing on his laptop

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912054247418388511/1262837988271063070/attachment.gif

[stark herald]

zoot opens a hundred terminals but theyre all gradle build running for an hour

[upper coral]

What is your response to these allegations brought against you 🎤

[keen junco]

He who consumes all

[upper coral]

I am a reporter not a lawyer

Allegations bring my news channel up

Where did the page go

Embed more like embad amirite

Or embig

Pls laugh

My channels is dying

I need some content

[paper gate]

mugmancy

[upper coral]

Is that about mercury

Idk anything about that

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

what is that

[keen junco]

Alien

[upper coral]

You don’t know glorp???

[paper gate]

glorp

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-noted-glorp-noted-glorp-noting-this-down-alien-cat-gif-11958671377507601335

[upper coral]

Glorp is amazing

[phone] Aura

I think Konrad Berkowicz knows what aura is

[winter needle]

@paper gate writes rust in class

rust user exposed

[paper gate]

wrong

[spring trellis]

Noting this down.

I draw in this so much

[bold adder]

guhh i got hard water in my pot

also my message logger broke

my house smells like smoke

[echo ibex]

mmm delicious minerals

[upper coral]

Today I learned I’ve been reading = wrong

[tame lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867493063966064708/1337998102254194718/PICKLE_FOUNTAIN.mp4?ex=67a97b56&is=67a829d6&hm=e5abdc0cc8a8d8cbe8229ed7e6261e189ec710e72fd0672e26751c762ffd8b34&

girl dinner

[spring trellis]

Cool lockscreen

[upper coral]

Ladies is a man having nice handwriting an “ick” (as you might call it)

[echo ibex]

psycho

[grizzled jay]

man i swear minecraft shaders need to stop making torches give off less light for no reason 😭
makes it so hard to tell where to put torches for no benefit other than looking stupid

[grizzled jay]

im not a lady in any sense but like
how would that ever be a red flag

[echo ibex]

because they would think you are a mad man

maybe

[grizzled jay]

LMFAO are you fr

[echo ibex]

don't know i'm not a woman

[grizzled jay]

some women man 😭

[upper coral]

Was having a discussion with someone then I remember I was called gay and girly in high school (by men) because I had neat handwriting

[echo ibex]

lmao

[upper coral]

Sounds like projection but that’s just me

[echo ibex]

that's such a stupid reason to call someone girly

[grizzled jay]

yeah those people are just reaching to be dickheads lmao
thats not how anybody actually thinks

and if that is how somebody you know thinks
stop interacting with them 🙏

[upper coral]

Like my bad lemme just

https://tenor.com/view/stickers-sticker-gif-joke-jokes-animation-gif-21677336

Holy shit I’m a real man now!

[grizzled jay]

real

[upper coral]

That’s how a non gay person writes ig

Oh fuck me

Lemme just

Ty Amia

Maybe they think I’m making fun of gay people

Out of context

Message

[echo ibex]

don't hate yourself

[upper coral]

LOL

changed to pridehusk

We saw that

Chat I miss her

I want to be her boyfriend

But can’t

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[echo ibex]

you meant "missed her" ?

[upper coral]

No

Miss

[echo ibex]

next attempt will be successfull

[upper coral]

She’s still here

[echo ibex]

you'll land your shot

[upper coral]

And we still talk

But

Uni is stress

[echo ibex]

does "aws" in ur nickname stand for "amazon web services" ?

[open pasture]

shiggy

[upper coral]

Yes

[main wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/wumpus-wave-wave-wave-gif-discord-low-quality-gif-10841732553530714423

[lapis lava]

@main wyvern

[main wyvern]

@lapis lava

[paper gate]

@main wyvern hii

[main wyvern]

@paper gate hai

[lapis lava]

his

[echo ibex]

hi hai hii

sorry I do not posess the ability to speak "french" language

muy bien

antonio margaretti

[main wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096838886023499937/1287131725838684200/1231055672167366737.gif

[echo ibex]

we steam. steamapps. common

what in the minecraft arg why is your nickname is changing

[pine zephyr]

did bro speak spanish

[echo ibex]

to speak spanish?

[neon ferry]

Rule 6

English & German only (prolonged German conversations belong in #🇱🇺-deutsch-german)

[echo ibex]

what if you sneak characters from other languages in a word does that count?

what is zest fest

[bold adder]

i speak baguette

[harsh minnow]

vban 1 @wind plaza troll

[pine zephyr]

make spanish channel when

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned riskrue (@wind plaza)

[abstract nova]

wtf

[pine zephyr]

diabolical bio ngl

[stark herald]

this is a troll 289556910426816513

[echo ibex]

how'd you guess it was a troll

[mossy egret]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

@mossy egret

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/we-steam-steamapps-common-lowtiergod-gif-16924497042177576819

[abstract nova]

fr

[harsh minnow]

vbam @paper gate troll

@stark herald banned

[mossy egret]

yes they are @lapis lava please ban

[noble quest]

@paper gate

[stark herald]

i have memorised zoot's id

[paper gate]

@noble quest

[stark herald]

make quiz game where it gets an unique message sent by a regular and you have to guess who sent it

[tame lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867493063966064708/1338009829045829654/20250209_145305.jpg?ex=67a98642&is=67a834c2&hm=455d7dd864faacedcbd846e1c2502797755561cdd47ceda6594584a222d2cf47& girl dinner

DON'T YOU HUSK ME

[bold adder]

im thinking miku miku oo ee oo

[tame lichen]

THIS IS WHAT ABSOLUTE PEAK NUTRITION LOOKS LIKE

[echo ibex]

I'm thinking u u oo ee oo

if husk was a vocaloid what would it sound like

[main wyvern]

and if you guess correctly then fres gets banned

[bold adder]

im so vitamin deficient

you know the vitamin gummies that youre only suposed to eat 2 day

i eat 6

[bold adder]

they taste good tho

[echo ibex]

on that "gummy-compound V"

boutta become a superhero

[tame lichen]

girl dinner complete

yes i did in fact drink the juice

[bold adder]

mm plastic

[spring trellis]

My boy lunch was fish and chips

[drifting carbon]

gm

[spring trellis]

Morning

[tame lichen]

i'm going to kill you

with 3 hammers

[bold adder]

what is the worst fruit to go on a pizza

[main wyvern]

none

[faint osprey]

pineapple

[main wyvern]

pineapple pizza so good

[cobalt echo]

Jerboa

I tried pineapple on pizza once

And it's not too bad

[edgy ermine]

fake haruka

[livid hill]

what have they done.....

how could you

i forbid anyone who puts strawberries on pizzas from ever eating strawberries ever again

[main wyvern]

I LOVE STRAWBERRY PIZZA

[livid hill]

https://tenor.com/view/asuka-strangle-angry-shinji-nge-gif-17208115807464093247

[main wyvern]

trolled

[livid hill]

wait do i not have gif perms here

i do not, 😔

[main wyvern]

jaja

[livid hill]

lmao you can see what i was gonna send 😭

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912054247418388511/1262837988271063070/attachment.gif

[livid hill]

i can see cactus being on pizza, i dont think ive had it much

[paper gate]

why

[rare trout]

rust bait

[red wyvern]

Wow I finally lost my new user icon

[harsh minnow]

v+ new here

think again

[red wyvern]

kiwi

[main wyvern]

I'm new here, say hi!

[harsh minnow]

this is fire

[red wyvern]

I can't believe you've done this, lmao

[white halo]

Does anyone here use apollo reddit app?

[frigid canopy]

[frigid canopy]

Braincell deceased

[edgy ermine]

I'm new here too I swear

[harsh minnow]

what monster would take tomatoes off their burger

[spring trellis]

My sister

She hates tomato but loves tomato sauce

[harsh minnow]

ur sister is a freak

[lavish owl]

same

i like cherry tomatoes though

[spring trellis]

Better than my brother

He just hates most fruits and vegetables

[spring trellis]

She literally never ate burgers because she didn’t know that you can just ask them to remove the tomato

Lettuce too. She doesn’t like lettuce

[lavish owl]

man i hope she's not underweight

(i'm 38.3kg and i'm a guy)

it's actually over for me

[bold adder]

lc.g 38.3 kg to lb

[night blaze]

-# 38.30 kilograms =
ansi 84.44 pounds

Unit Converter • labsCore • Page 1/31

[spring trellis]

I think she’s healthy

Used to be a lot more picky

[bold adder]

wha tht ehell

[spring trellis]

Because back when we lived with our grandmother she’d make her a honey sandwich if she didn’t like what was given

[lavish owl]

w grandma

[spring trellis]

I think you’re lighter than my sister

Or like very close

[bold adder]

youre lighter than me by a mile and im not in a good state either

😭

[spring trellis]

I’m 86kg but that’s cuz I’m 6’3

[lavish owl]

i'm older too

by a year

[spring trellis]

Never ride your bike on a road with this bus driver

This guy was nuts

Sped so fast on a windy road without barriers

[radiant cobalt]

anyone elses discord look all weird? like stuff is like moved around and it just looks way different plus my themes dont work properly

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @bold adder)

[spring trellis]

🍐

[spring trellis]

I was fat as a toddler though

[radiant cobalt]

i read the known issues

tf u talm bout

my discord looks all fucked up not cuz of the themes was there like a discord update or some shit

[spring trellis]

I am colour blind what does it say

I have to squint so hard to even see letters

[lavish owl]

"fuck the color blind"

[spring trellis]

bruh

[lavish owl]

it's prob this #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message

[spring trellis]

It sucks so bad because like my vision is otherwise really good

Excellent eyesight

Only person in my family without glasses

[radiant cobalt]

oh sick tysm 🙂

[sour yew]

no fuck tomatoes

[sour yew]

umm

why are you cracking your yolk on me

[last siren]

what is wrong with u

[tame lichen]

silly :3

wait i just realised my pfp here isn't lesbians gaying lemme change that

[bold adder]

she is not the rice

[tame lichen]

there we go

[icy hound]

god dman??

bud is cooked

[lavish owl]

DAMN.

[lapis lava]

[icy hound]

yes DAMN.

[white halo]

hopefully not too text wally

[icy hound]

Well it was...

[lavish owl]

why would you send a list of nsfw subreddits here

😭

[icy hound]

Uhmmm where>!??!?!

only for research purposes

[white halo]

Its off topic, lots o f people using a modded discord client so I assume they use other modded apps too.

[lavish owl]

ion think that's the issue

but nice

[white halo]

understood

[icy hound]

time for me to take a shower and wash my hair

sigh

[spring trellis]

the sky rn

[lavish owl]

join the ion side

it's only three letters

sounds good if you ask me

[modern epoch]

tomato juice

[covert patio]

Thank

[modern epoch]

@covert patio haii oomfie :3

[harsh minnow]

no i would never

I hate it

https://tenor.com/view/ししわた-獅白ぼたん-角巻わため-ホロライブ-tsunomaki-watame-gif-27323764

I should make venbot automate replying with ion images

[lavish owl]

nop

[harsh minnow]

cause I sometimes miss ion messages and won't be able to reply

[lavish owl]

do not

[covert patio]

Haiii

[cursive falcon]

i will use arch linux on my laptop once my laptop battery gets replacement, and i get a universal serial bus

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/watame-fauna-tsunomaki-watame-ceres-fauna-gif-23955800

[wicked owl]

🦀

[cursive falcon]

why do i keep sending this alien

[cursive falcon]

you

[wicked owl]

does anyone know a fakenitro plugin but for bunny,,,

🐰

[raw panther]

not an ion btw, just regular lithium

[spring trellis]

Me when he doesn’t respond to my message (he constantly complains to me when my responses aren’t interesting enough)

[harsh minnow]

I sent the wrong image

why are you such a nerd

[wraith osprey]

https://rico040.github.io/bunny-plugins/freemoji/
https://bn-plugins.github.io/vd-proxy/redstonekasi.github.io/vendetta-plugins/realmoji/

[wicked owl]

yea I have those two but emojis are still locked behind nitro for some reason

[wraith osprey]

a nerd in MY discord modding server???

[empty storm]

i wouldnt have a clue because i gave up on those kinda plugins

[wraith osprey]

are they from the exact proxies I linked

[wicked owl]

yes

wait

no

hold on

[empty storm]

feel weird sending emojis knowing theyre just being sent as images on the other end

[wraith osprey]

starege

[wraith osprey]

idc

[lapis lava]

i use fakenitro but only if the message is only an emoji

[empty storm]

ya i know its just a me thing

[lapis lava]

else its weird

[wicked owl]

haj

i cannot thank you enough

i was using the plugins behind the vd-proxy i was confused on why they didn't work lol

[wraith osprey]

rico will push malware and steal your discord cookies

[wicked owl]

vd-proxy was just propaganda rico will save us

[wraith osprey]

vd proxy is horribly dead and out of date for latest

[wicked owl]

yeah nah idk where all the plugins are found now lol

bunny discord is dead

[wraith osprey]

revenge discord is kinda active

https://bunny.nexpid.xyz/plugin-browser/

also this

[harsh minnow]

I have no clue how chemistry works

[wraith osprey]

uses bn proxy and u can do unproxied too

[harsh minnow]

I never paid attention and failed chemistry class

[fallow pawn]

I know vee

[wraith osprey]

and now you write js

[harsh minnow]

fucking boring ass subject sorry if you're into chemistry

[wraith osprey]

your life is over

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow lets go to uni and major in cs

[empty storm]

i had chem during covid year and cheated for the whole class because it hurt my brain too much

[covert patio]

so much new knowledge to learn

[empty storm]

despite apparently being too stupid for chem i did just fine in anatomy and physics

idk what my problem was

[noble quest]

[wraith osprey]

chemistry is LITERALLY legos

who doesnt like lego

[fallow pawn]

have u stepped on legos before

[empty storm]

no it is not i cannot make a bionicle using the periodic table and the knowledge of how many valence electrons each element has

[fallow pawn]

im made of electrons @harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

oh...

[noble quest]

https://www.electronjs.org/

[stark herald]

this is cheating i think
'0'+(22222.2222**2/4>>0)

[lavish owl]

too bloated

[stark herald]

lc.eval ```js
let a = '0'+(22222.2222**2/4>>0)
console.log(a)

[night blaze]

​0123456789

labsCore

[empty storm]

too negative for the server, get out.....

[harsh minnow]

electron haters when they realise their body is partially made of electron's

[wraith osprey]

u made of electron's

[fallow pawn]

lc.i apple genius bar logo

[night blaze]

Genius Bar - Wikipedia

Google Images • labsCore • Page 2/19

[wraith osprey]

specifically with the 's

[fallow pawn]

im that logo

[harsh minnow]

my autocorrect m

[wraith osprey]

how

[stark herald]

cheating

[empty storm]

why is mlk on the wall dont they just repair phones

[harsh minnow]

it's so stupid

[fallow pawn]

you're stupid

[wraith osprey]

kid named electron

[harsh minnow]

it's cause I always talk about things of electron framework

[wraith osprey]

named > naked

[noble quest]

@harsh minnow named electron

[noble quest]

James

[harsh minnow]

electron's developers love not testing Linux

[livid hill]

kid James electron

[noble quest]

who's james

[lavish owl]

i disable autocorrect and just use the suggestions instead

less prone to unintentional typos

[stark herald]

the 1% of linux users r screaming

[empty storm]

my phone every time i type and tries to correct it to andrew

[wraith osprey]

its like 8%

[empty storm]

i dont even talk to anyone named andrew

[wraith osprey]

4% are gamers

[fallow pawn]

I use autocorrect because im quite stupid so I mess up like 99% of what I say

[harsh minnow]

wirjojt autocotrrct i zype like tjis yoi oeonabky fonr want tjis ngl

[lavish owl]

do you swipe type

[harsh minnow]

no

[lavish owl]

[stark herald]

vee will type normal english word but accidentally typo and say slur

[fallow pawn]

swipe type so awful

[empty storm]

i do not use autocorrect or suggestions like 99% of the time

[livid hill]

idk i heard he's like, a king or something, theres like eight of them

[harsh minnow]

swipe type is for boomers sorry if you use swipe type

[wraith osprey]

how tf do you misspell with swipe typing

[empty storm]

i just tap with my thumbs and hope i dont fuck up or if im really sleepy i use swipe

[harsh minnow]

yeah you can't i think

it can only put the wrong word

[wraith osprey]

yop

like I did

i swipe type sometimes

[harsh minnow]

of fucking course you use swipe type you sicko

[wraith osprey]

KYSKYSKYSKYS

[harsh minnow]

I clocked you as swipe type user

way before

[empty storm]

i get so many wrong words with swipe typing it sucks but im also lazy as fuck and its the laziest way i can find to type on a phone without going all out and using speech to text

[wraith osprey]

ONLY SOMETIMES

[harsh minnow]

love u too

[noble quest]

i dont type on my phone i just wait for a computer

(i lied)

[empty storm]

i wonder what my experience would be if i tried to type test on a phone

[harsh minnow]

swipe type is so awkward like you have to reach so far to the left with your right hand to reach left side letters

[lavish owl]

what about voice typing

[lapis lava]

i love swipe typing

[wraith osprey]

ive been trying to get better at two finger swipe typing

[harsh minnow]

I swipe type this message

[lapis lava]

this has been typed with swipe typing

[empty storm]

you simply have a smaller phone

i dont get this issue

[wraith osprey]

I'm still pretty slow at it

[bold adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd6dCUiqo2w

[harsh minnow]

swipe type users when they have to type a word their phone doesn't know

[stark herald]

nooo i missed it

[empty storm]

though i dont have that small of a phone i just have large hands

[wraith osprey]

why are your thumbs so small wtf

[harsh minnow]

my hands are small...

[eager marsh]

why not 11111.1111**2>>0 right away

[stark herald]

wow u win

[harsh minnow]

Also I use my right index finger not thumb

[wraith osprey]

????

[stark herald]

"vencord" in keyboard suggestion speedrun

[lavish owl]

HOW

[empty storm]

just type words that cant show up idk you kinda build a memory for it

[wraith osprey]

how tf do u hold your phone

[noble quest]

WEIRDO

[empty storm]

at least i did

[eager marsh]

yay !

[harsh minnow]

weird grip

[bold adder]

i also use my index finger

[wraith osprey]

like a fucking claw machine???

[fallow pawn]

vee types like a grandma

[harsh minnow]

be nice 2 me

[noble quest]

@harsh minnow loves the hunt and peck method

[wraith osprey]

1 wpm when writing js

[harsh minnow]

no

[fallow pawn]

no ❤️

[harsh minnow]

I probably type twice as fast as you on phone

noob

[wraith osprey]

claw machine grip

[fallow pawn]

im quite slow yea

but thats besides the point..

[bold adder]

i hold my phone with my left hand

[empty storm]

vee sets phone down and types on phone like real keyboard

[harsh minnow]

yop

[wraith osprey]

insane

you should be hanged

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kessoku-band-kessoku-band-get-real-get-gif-27434946

[harsh minnow]

@wraith osprey my phone rests on my left hand

my right hand my thumb is holding the bottom of the phone and the middle finger is straight and holds the middle of the side of the phone and index finger floats above screen

[burnt maple]

You're left handed?

[harsh minnow]

no

[stark herald]

?thisArg

[harsh minnow]

WHAT THE FUCK

uncalled for

[wraith osprey]

THATS SO UNCOMFORTABLE WTF

[winter needle]

over a year old

[harsh minnow]

you're just mad

[stark herald]

i still think about it every night

[wraith osprey]

I'm calling you weird

[lavish owl]

i just tried this and my hand already hurts

[wraith osprey]

no wonder u can't reach the entire screen

crazy

[fallow pawn]

ill fix you

[winter needle]

how do you even do that

[empty storm]

went to do smth and the last thing i saw sent while my phone was turning off was this

[lapis lava]

https://music.apple.com/ca/album/i-cant-fix-you-feat-crusher-p/1185247073?i=1185247111

actually insane

[harsh minnow]

claw grip is so good

[burnt maple]

You can't fix her...

[stark herald]

you dont wanna know my hand posture when i play games

[wraith osprey]

start the swipe with one finger then finish it with the other

[lapis lava]

autocorrect is literally carrying you

[fallow pawn]

we need to see this from another perspective

[wraith osprey]

or tap some letters with the other

[fallow pawn]

get ur old android out and record

trolley

[grizzled jay]

autocorrect literally carries me and i type normally

[winter needle]

is that actually faster though

[grizzled jay]

phone keyboards are just horrible to type on lmao

[lapis lava]

i just don't use autocorrect

and still type sanely

[harsh minnow]

I just tried with thumb and I can't reach either

my hands are pretty small

[grizzled jay]

if i didnt use autocorrect it would take me like 3x longer to type comprehensible statements

[empty storm]

i am just insane

[harsh minnow]

idk how people use two thumbs it's so bad

[wraith osprey]

ok I dont understand how youre holding ur phone I need a diagram

[fallow pawn]

it’s nature

natural

[harsh minnow]

maybe tomorrow

[spring trellis]

This isn’t that bad ngl

[fallow pawn]

[stark herald]

rate Minecraft hand position

i dont use finger for jump but rather my palm

[burnt maple]

veiny

[empty storm]

mayus

bloq mayus

[modern epoch]

@solid gazelle haiiii

[whole osprey]

Miaos

[wraith osprey]

ur lefty?

[whole osprey]

Or maybe miaus

[stark herald]

yop i am a left

[wraith osprey]

then why is the entire keyboard on your right side

[empty storm]

yeah why not ijkl

[stark herald]

what do you mean

i mouse w my left hand

[wraith osprey]

your right hand is reached all the way across

move the keyboard right

[stark herald]

?

my mouse is in the left

[fallow pawn]

cookie discovers left handed people

[harsh minnow]

always these liberals

[empty storm]

i still wonder why not ijkl

[stark herald]

@wraith osprey @wraith osprey these are left and right for reference

[harsh minnow]

left handedness has become too normalised and accepted in our society

[wraith osprey]

I KNOW WHAT LEFT HANDED PEOPLE ARE BUT RREACHING ACROSS UR BODY WITH UR RIGHT ISNT ERGONOMIC

[empty storm]

id think that would be more favorable hand position since thats how it is with right side mouse and wasd

[harsh minnow]

we need to go back to our roots and shame people for using the wrong hand

@stark herald it's just a phase

[lapis lava]

what is a left handed people

[harsh minnow]

you will grow out of it

[stark herald]

NO

[winter needle]

burn left handed people at the stake

they're witches

[lapis lava]

we should make left handedness against the rules

[wraith osprey]

tie his left hand behind his bavk

[lapis lava]

then i have a valid reason to ban fres...

[empty storm]

so mean,,,,

i will say though usually even left handed people learn how to play kb+m with the mouse on the right but i guess its just how u grew up

my brother uses mouse on the right despite being left handed but i think thats just because he had to deal with me and my other brother who are both right handed

[stark herald]

@lapis lava i got a notification for a moment but it went away before i could read it

[winter needle]

@vending.machine swipe typing so fast

@harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

slow 😭

[empty storm]

so close! you typed town at the end

[fallow pawn]

yeah thats a bit slow

[winter needle]

how

well for one handed it's fast

[burnt maple]

You girls are amazing

[fallow pawn]

[willow heath]

https://tenor.com/view/what's-that-what's-a-father-xxxtentacion-brainrot-meme-gif-gif-8745390485314186054

[empty storm]

not this guy

[harsh minnow]

town

[fallow pawn]

you’re amazing!!

[winter needle]

maybe some people can type really fast with two hands

[empty storm]

i can type okay with two hands

[willow heath]

@harsh minnow What's that?

What's a father?

[stark herald]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=r2eanospa

[harsh minnow]

I type the best with four hands

[red wyvern]

I had to learn to type fast with one hand

[harsh minnow]

?rt=r2eanospa

[winter needle]

reminds me that monkey type doesn't work on mobile

husk

[stark herald]

join code

[burnt maple]

What do you all use the new hidden apps feature in ios for?

[red wyvern]

annoying other people, mostly

[fallow pawn]

what do u think

[empty storm]

i hide my social media apps so i use them less

[fallow pawn]

(i dont use it)

[stark herald]

for yall who joined the type race u gotta press JOin race

[burnt maple]

some people do hide their wallets

[stark herald]

4 people in but only 1 actually joined the race

[burnt maple]

The others hide grindr

[fallow pawn]

theyre a bit slow give them some time

[willow heath]

Like G Herbo Official App?

I get it

[empty storm]

what are you even saying

[fallow pawn]

I dont use those types of apps so its not really a problem for me, and I dont let people use my phones :d

[willow heath]

oh my god

https://apps.apple.com/us/developer/myseat-com-media-inc/id567056519?see-all=i-phonei-pad-apps

[fallow pawn]

dunno about u

[willow heath]

why are there so many official apps for people

[burnt maple]

can i use your iphone to watch tiktoks...

[fallow pawn]

I dont have it installed and I cant get it installed so no

[solid gazelle]

this is a cute emoji

[fallow pawn]

[solid gazelle]

vpn

[burnt maple]

Appstore already has a specific country set in

[stark herald]

~~its a sticker not a emoji ~~true i agree

[burnt maple]

You have to switch it from their settings

[solid gazelle]

invalid build override

[fallow pawn]

simply a vpn wont work

[spring trellis]

Brew update has been running for 4 hours

[fallow pawn]

and I dont really care to get it

[solid gazelle]

jailbreak ios imo

apple succ

[fallow pawn]

how @solid gazelle

[solid gazelle]

idk

why would i use an iphone

[fallow pawn]

giving advice on how to do things without knowing how to do said thing

[solid gazelle]

you pay a ton for shitty software

[willow heath]

fellas providing solutions for a problem that doesn't exist...

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-shit-atm-man-funny-tiktok-gif-6754206601808444804

[solid gazelle]

i think your first mistake was

getting an apple device

[fallow pawn]

im not gonna argue ❤️ you can have your opinions and I can have mine

[empty storm]

shitting on people for choosing their preferred devices is kinda lame imo

[spring trellis]

The best phone is what works best for its owner’s use case

[solid gazelle]

ios devices are objectively more limiting software wise than android ones

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-rezero-emilia-re-zero-gif-13037120

[fallow pawn]

who cares really

[spring trellis]

iOS prioritises ease of use and security

[empty storm]

do you think everyone wants that?

because the answers no

[spring trellis]

There isn’t an objective best phone

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple what do u hide

[solid gazelle]

ease of use by having one button do everything on their ipadOS fucking bs

[fallow pawn]

in your hidden apps

[spring trellis]

The best phone for me would be none at all. I don’t really use it outside of home

[willow heath]

Sure

[spring trellis]

Or a dumbphone

[solid gazelle]

dumbphones are cool

[fallow pawn]

use things with ink displays

[empty storm]

https://tenor.com/view/9319431385919401897

[willow heath]

I rebranded

YBG Dong --> YBG Everyone

I think I'm gonna rebrand back

[spring trellis]

I’d rock this any day

[willow heath]

YBG Everyone --> YBG Dong

[spring trellis]

(I plan to)

[solid gazelle]

most of the battery is spent on processing anyways, ink displays are only really worth it for devices that are specifically and only for reading and nothing else

[burnt maple]

the

[fallow pawn]

i was just joking really bc I would personally never use an ink display

I just dont care for it

[fallow pawn]

show me

[empty storm]

ink display phones arent for efficiency theyre more for getting your ass to stay off social media more often

[fallow pawn]

im going too deep

[willow heath]

@solid gazelle Do you think Benjamin Franklin had a smartphone? He too cool for dat but it's possible tbh

[solid gazelle]

why is me + ow banned :(

[empty storm]

while still having the capability to at least check them when needed)

[willow heath]

Uhhh... Oops 😅

[solid gazelle]

self control:

screentime limiters:

[empty storm]

i think you expect too much from people

[willow heath]

YBG Dong official app:

[solid gazelle]

i do

ppl are dum dums

[empty storm]

people are impulsive and will disable their own screen limiters just to spend 5 more minutes on ig or whatever

[solid gazelle]

lobotomy

[willow heath]

thats not a healthy mindset

rapmusic

just expecting everyone to be alberto english

[empty storm]

i personally just am so disorganized that i dont check social media out of forgetting it exists

[willow heath]

rapmusic albert_english

[solid gazelle]

i nearly overdosed on my meds a month ago, im not healthy

[willow heath]

deleted twitter on my phone.. i just go on the site on my pc just to view kanyes tweets

[solid gazelle]

twitter is just propaganda slop

[solid gazelle]

atp

[solid gazelle]

lovense

[fallow pawn]

what r these....

[solid gazelle]

those are adult toy apps

[willow heath]

i agree

[burnt maple]

pair of eyes

[solid gazelle]

sure

pair of eyes

yes

that

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple smh

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-17226651476707151245

[empty storm]

i have twitter installed to check friends private accounts and nothing else because it is otherwise less than worthless

[burnt maple]

Im sorry samaraaa

[solid gazelle]

girls gotta do what girls gotta do

[willow heath]

https://fixvx.com/kanyewest/status/1888486477920686350 Do you think he's shitting or something?

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple did you finish that dashboard

[solid gazelle]

share the presets /j

[empty storm]

yeah

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/hsr-honkai-star-rail-castorice-amphoreus-try-not-to-laugh-gif-18335718324764101585

[fallow pawn]

@solid gazelle do you play geometry dash

[solid gazelle]

yes

[fallow pawn]

thats cool,,

I do too

[solid gazelle]

thank you

[fallow pawn]

r u a pro gamer

[empty storm]

i used to but i got bored

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/castorice-hsr-honkai-star-rail-hsr-castorice-gif-8066283343502947040

[solid gazelle]

hardest is cold sweat which is still top 100 but idk if i'd consider myself pro anymore

[burnt maple]

soppy wet cat

[empty storm]

thats kinda high i think

scary

[solid gazelle]

what dashboard? :3

[fallow pawn]

very nice

[burnt maple]

6 months ago i tried creating a dashboard to track some stuff

[willow heath]

My IRL name is Andre Laurent Jean Geraux. AMA.

[solid gazelle]

related to those apps you sent images of or seperate?

[empty storm]

idk how people play the hardest stuff in gd it actually gets to a point where it looks and feels impossible to my hands

[solid gazelle]

i wont judge

[solid gazelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozGsB1IBLEE just be silly

[fallow pawn]

not even a video from u.. just a showcase

[empty storm]

buh

[solid gazelle]

yeah

i didnt record back then

bc my laptop would lag too much

[fallow pawn]

at least I record mine and have it as proofs

[empty storm]

my hardest is water demon i only beat it because it was weird and funny

[solid gazelle]

not many more

527/637 cookie clicker achievements

soon™️

[fallow pawn]

just did

@umbral totem

[umbral totem]

...

[solid gazelle]

you are lying, you aren't sleeping

liar liar pants on fire

[umbral totem]

me no lie

[burnt maple]

If i'm lying then why aren't my pants on fire

[willow heath]

Hi.

[modern epoch]

me when I use both

[solid gazelle]

you peed in them to extinguish them idfk

[solid gazelle]

haiiiiiiiii

omar nice bean

[modern epoch]

hai hai

[empty storm]

took a bit to grab the video but it is real
https://youtu.be/q_C8L-nhL9Q

very odd level

[fallow pawn]

:o

I should try that

[burnt maple]

american football head

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple @burnt maple

[solid gazelle]

so @burnt maple

about those apps

[burnt maple]

You guys are very teasy

[solid gazelle]

I love teasing :3

you love more than that though by looking at the screenshot you sent

[deep token]

hi gays

:3

[maiden raft]

that unfortunately comes mostly from a place of toxic improvement where you're not regarded as a valued player if you're not constantly on some kind of grind and simply aren't good enough if you take too long on anything

[solid gazelle]

someone exposed themselves as a lovense user

[fallow pawn]

you dont need to keep talking about it

[deep token]

who

[solid gazelle]

funny

[empty storm]

yeah fair enough

[deep token]

oh

[solid gazelle]

:)

[deep token]

not like it's necessarily a bad thing but whatever

[fallow pawn]

just once is fine but trying to bring it on I would not suggest

[empty storm]

i was gonna do delta interface too but decided i didnt care enough about playing anymore, my motivation was basically gone

[deep token]

@fallow pawn hi silly

:3

[solid gazelle]

just funni

[fallow pawn]

is that another gd player

[maiden raft]

good move, you shouldn't feel bad for not wanting to go through with something that doesn't interest you

[solid gazelle]

i liked this reaction a lot

[deep token]

i went to a cat cafe yesterday btw

[solid gazelle]

that was funni

[solid gazelle]

omg

how was it

[deep token]

awesome

i now want a maine coon

[fallow pawn]

omg I was gonna do delta interface too

[deep token]

they had two

[fallow pawn]

but then I dont have much time for gd..

[empty storm]

its a very fun level i just dont think i had the patience for it

[maiden raft]

unfortunately we're in a time where the majority of the playing community doesn't actually care about what you're dealing with in the real world and won't respect your decision to not spend every waking moment grinding something

[deep token]

look at those ears

it doesnt look like it on the pic but he was very big

[empty storm]

ive noticed this a lot in top player culture as a whole it seems to be just really toxic and awful

[solid gazelle]

omg ADORABLE

[fallow pawn]

this level is pretty cool

[solid gazelle]

i dont like overly glowy levels

[maiden raft]

and seeing as most of the playerbase is pretty young, they don't have the foresight to see that playing for their own fulfillment as opposed to gaining the respect of others is the path that will provide the best improvement overall

[deep token]

@burnt maple do u have a cat

i forgot

[solid gazelle]

their discord tag is cta, i would expect that they have or ARE a cat

[fallow pawn]

cta is not a mispelling of cat

in this context

[cosmic otter]

call to action

[empty storm]

i dont know how i not only got this username but was able to move accounts and still have it

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071771768152391770/1306352217187684402/IMG_3275.gif

[burnt maple]

My username evolved from misspelling of kitten

[solid gazelle]

cta, cool trans ally

idk

[fallow pawn]

I used to have a name involving kitkat

[spring trellis]

My name is from star trek

[fallow pawn]

quickly disgarded though

[spring trellis]

I want to change it but everyone knows me as worf

[burnt maple]

kitkat is cutee

[spring trellis]

I don’t mind though

People call the name cute for some reason

[fallow pawn]

worfie

[spring trellis]

yo

[empty storm]

i kinda just use my name because idk i like hearing people call me by my name

[fallow pawn]

hello worfie

[empty storm]

probably just a gender affirmation thing

[deep token]

looks so clean wtf

[maiden raft]

the hero part of my username has been present since I was like 7

[spring trellis]

What’s up

[deep token]

sounds good

[maiden raft]

I turn 20 next month

[fallow pawn]

the sky!!

[deep token]

ur old

[spring trellis]

Yeah this company is very good with cleaning

Looks fresh out of the factory

[deep token]

yeah fr

[spring trellis]

(It was built in 2008)

[maiden raft]

don't get me started

[deep token]

whoa

[maiden raft]

scary stuff

[spring trellis]

It’s really not meant to sound how it does

The bodywork is a bit cheap

[deep token]

oh hm

[frigid canopy]

can i gif

[frigid canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[fallow pawn]

epicc

[frigid canopy]

I knew it

[empty storm]

aged like fine wine if wine turned more yellow over time

[willow heath]

https://tenor.com/view/konichiwhat-sonic-movie-3-movie-sonic-funny-meme-gif-2919513969449027718

[deep token]

your airpods look so clean

[fallow pawn]

@deep token wb my airpods

[spring trellis]

The case is super scratched

Ok I can’t take this anymore I’m turning off auto caps

[willow heath]

What if it's caked in ear wax?

[fallow pawn]

my airpods have been sand papered down like 3 years ago

[deep token]

show

[empty storm]

i cannot wear earbuds

[deep token]

i forgot

[willow heath]

https://tenor.com/view/what's-a-father-xxxtentacion-what's-that-gif-11961021069386735939

[covert patio]

@deep token gm

[empty storm]

stop sending this

[fallow pawn]

its so dark..

[spring trellis]

yeah every 2005 mac mini i see has yellowed over time (if that’s what you’re talking about)

[empty storm]

yeah that was what i meant lol

[bold adder]

HOW COULD SHE POST THIS

[deep token]

oh

[deep token]

gmgm

[empty storm]

old macs look so cool

[spring trellis]

i don’t let my airpods get like that

[fallow pawn]

watching a video

[spring trellis]

booting off usb is a pain on it

open firmware

[empty storm]

id imagine tbf

[noble quest]

Propaganda

[fallow pawn]

https://developer.apple.com/videos/play/wwdc2024/10147/

[willow heath]

I do but I just lick it right off after a while 😅

[spring trellis]

LICK??

[empty storm]

usb support on pcs was quite horrid then

[willow heath]

Pups gotta eat

[empty storm]

do not mind them

[spring trellis]

boot usb0/disk:1,\\:tbxi

[willow heath]

Can you stop?

[empty storm]

stop what

[willow heath]

making me mad

[empty storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-cash-yawn-yawning-gif-26488237

[spring trellis]

i love powerpc

wish i had g5 tho and not g4

g5 is 64 bit and i’d be able to run a lot more stuff with it

[empty storm]

apple so odd back in the 90s and 00s

[solid gazelle]

apple still odd

[spring trellis]

openbsd still runs on it tho

[willow heath]

an old macbook would be cool af to have

[spring trellis]

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

[fallow pawn]

yummy

[spring trellis]

BREW UPDATE IS FINALLY DONE

IT TOOK 5 HOURS

[fallow pawn]

LMAOOO

[empty storm]

im surprised they went so long without ever using x86 in their computers and a lot less surprised afterward that they replaced x86 macs with arm ones