#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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https://youtu.be/QppU0pBGepU @paper gate make room in your schedule, pal!
S1.E1 ∙ Chip Off the Old Block
Thu, Sep 29, 1960
00:00:00
S1.E2 ∙ The Little Ragpicker
Thu, Oct 6, 1960
00:25:36
S1.E3 ∙ Bub in the Ointment
Thu, Oct 13, 1960
00:51:29
S1.E4 ∙ Countdown
Thu, Oct 20, 1960
01:16:23
S1.E5 ∙ Brotherly Love
Thu, Oct 27, 1960
01:41:53
S1.E6 ∙ Adjust or Bust
Thu, Nov 3, 1960
02:07:21
S1.E7 ∙ Lady Engineer
Thu, No...
thank god for goofcord
HI FREDDY
what..
shiggy
hiii shigga
@paper gate
how the hell you find these memes
i make them
can yu make cute meme 
no
sodium is better
ok 
optifine is a mess and breaks too many mods
Also their forge jars don't even work
huh?
isn't forge literally the only one they support
optifabric exists iirc
i wouldn’t know bc i havent used optifine in years too

optifabric is super buggy
would not recommend
helloooo
@fallow pawn @sudden sun
thinkpad angy
beep
what 💀
E
🥄
🥄
the pfp is from the fitboy website?
@woven jolt i know your pfp.
Fitgirl website.
Fitboy*
Fitboy? loll.
gn

gn
Amelie from the movie amelie.
lmaoo
thinkpad angy over tpm chip
so true
🥄
sleep
🥄
turn off your phone

fitgirl
fitenby
Hey chat so like why is the uk an actual real life dystopia https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/02/07/apple-encryption-backdoor-uk/
i think that's edited
Is that… is that FIT GIRL?
NO
Overslept probably
That’s cat kinda looks dumb in the head ngl
nope i strictly make myself sleep 8 hours a day
and 15 hours if silly
Very zooted
15 hours is crazy 
whenever i see someone with cat pfp i remember zoot
somehow they are all the same
always well known by the members
what's wrong with sleeping for 15 hours
sometimes dreams are amazing
15 hours is normal
it'd be great if I could eep for 15 hours
I don’t think I dream. It’s just black
dream phase doesn't last that long regardless of 8 or 15 hours
huh you can't see black when sleeping
there's no black at all
That’s the dream then 🤷♂️
#000000
so true
THATS MY KINDA CAT
It’s a featherless biped
Also known as a man
I love men
men are awesome
they share their experience with you and both of you feel happy after a wholesome conversation

Anyways ima go spread more propaganda about how terrible Netflix is as a company and how vmaf sucks.
sometimes when i read something from someone
i just make myself clear that they aren't talking nonsense
no one is talking nonsense
i was reading up
but they donate to freebsd they must be an amazing charitable company
let it in...
I'm a witch..
the demon..
my phone broke
it fell out my pocket when i tried to grab it and it fell flat on it's screen
are you also gonna go yap about video codecs while you're at it
Vmaf is literally meant to compare the performance between them all
omg same happened to me before 2025 a few days ago
i fixed it for $60 and it still have so many problems
They lie about their internal tools about being better all the time and I’m a Linux head.
its so weird that i have a flagship phone but a laptop from 2012 lmafo
like phones falling to the ground gotta be the most annoying thing you'll experience
omg i wish i had an old laptop
i have an iphone 16 pro max but i daily drive a thinkpad t520 from 2011
insane
i think that’s deliberate to encourage you to not let it fully drain
like
lol
lc.ocrtr
BRUH SPIDERMAN IS EDITED
What happened to gumball…
THAT'S NOT GUMBALL 😭😭😭
vban
vkill
???
this outfit was funny when she tried to wear it
discord casually using 50% battery in 1 hour 2mins
average react native app
is discord mobile that unoptimized
yes
yes
oh wow
i want to make a joke about discord
but it only works on my language that makes it funny
one day we will get an usable native discord client
(yes ik aliu and no it still has too many missing features)
discord needs to optimzie its app
waaaaa sa7bi ach ket3tef 3la discord??? rah l ads ou nitro asa7biii
before adding new features
they need to ditch react native it was fine on kotler
just imagine discord does what capcut did
adding a lot of ads
they made it react native because they only test on ios devices
love
aliucord barely uses battery on my phone now
6000 mAh
They said this like 2 weeks which is kinda crazy
life without embed perms is tough
agreed
real
i want to switch to apple
but I'm broke
fucking liars
https://twitter.com/StaysSuave/status/1887919291288142076
JFJFJDJDJ WHY DID THE S25 AD MADE ME CHUCKLE
Average day on twitter
Average immature edgy friend group chat
true
Average internet shenanigans at this point
Kanye is having an insane mental episode
Dickheads were a brand of matches released by Australian businessman Dick Smith in 1999, and later discontinued. The name is a pun on the Redheads brand of matches.
The match boxes were originally printed and made in North Richmond, New South Wales, Australia by Hanna Match, from local and imported materials. The graphic designer who designed th...
THAT'S MY COUNTRY 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Then what the fuck are they showing?? 😭
The bee movie or something
switch 3
"join us for a closer look at the Nintendo switch 2"
"sike you thought"
Average nintendo
They said mention, so I guess they’re gonna be muted
Plot twist nintendo is already working on the switch 4
Same clan is insane
Sucks that my bunny doesn’t show clan tags 😭
Fr
I've got them enabled
Mobile clients suck, like nothing against bunny it's the best one (sorry enmity) but nothing will make mobile discord tolerable
Out of nowhere the whole clan feature disappeared for some reason
Unbound soon(2030)
Trust
Faith
Hope
True
I like that mentality
It's my mentality
hey yall is there a plugin or script where i can give every role to myself or select all the roles to give to myself instead of having to manually give them?
I have 2 mentalities
(Auto-response invoked by @lost furnace)
- cat noises
- I'm gonna fucking eat you.

The funny thing is I'm more of a fox than a cat but I don't make fox noises
What does the fox say 🗣️

Hasn't adopted screaming yet
l
I think I just straight up punch people more than I scream
I'm not a screamer
I'm a blobcatcozier
the fox gets headpats
mandatory
@lost furnace
gm
Who are you, Elon or tate 😭
Andrew Tate fans know the top G is not on discord. He’s on The Real World, spreading truth and exposing fake news from the liberal medias who want to control you (pigeons are fake).
@stark herald is the Top G
Fr tho( who’s paying that much)
you underestimate overly insecure single men in their 20s
I guess so
Profiting off insecure men is fucked lmfao
vencord does this ….
I allow it tho
I rather give me $1 a month to sponsor vendingmachine than $1 to Top G
Does Andrew Tate give me colorful roles? I don’t think so
yes but vee gives me a husk badge for 5$ and that makes me the Top G
because my only self worth is in this husk badge
I rather sponsor 20 junior devs on GitHub than give my cookies to Andrew Tate
I value my cookies
Nobody gets my cookies
You also have to pay extra to dm people, guild tags, add friends so if you were to get the most expensive everything plus perks, you pay $1500 a month USD to some guy who’s shirtless smoking a cigar and calling you a loser
imo being able to export/import custom rpc statuses would be cool
do you use customrpc that much
@paper gate buy nitro
hii :3
nop
@lapis lava
i was being sarcastic tho-
@lapis lava
crying noises
v- no support
stop giving garbage advice even as a joke or itll be permanent 
@paper gate
i think i start coughing if i dont get enough sunlight

im like a plant
vhg @shadow owl
🌈 clyde is 44.40% gay
@lapis lava pin this shi
so insane
you aint gonna belive what am i about to tell you
wait what can i do for image sender
overthrow french government
@france prepare yourself
@stark herald Last.week just dropped!
you either get it randomly by a mod if you are trusted enough
or just level up
@noble quest will quit beating me in scrobble count
to what lvl?
10
how do i check my lvl
%xp #🤖-bot-commands
can't we just make an app that is literally discord but everything is free?
who's gonna stop us
alr and what's the command to tell someone this isnt the fucking support channel

vh ns
Notsupport (ns, nots)
Create a graphic guiding people to the correct channel (usually support)
Usage
vnotsupport [destination channel] [destination caption] | [origin caption]
thx
(Auto-response invoked by @sharp dawn)
matrix, teamspeak
matrix
people dont wanna make a switch

nop
I'm not paying to chat with middle age people who want to quit their $30k a year job just because they trust a bald guy with glasses
i should make this button be good and use Apple Music
.....every matrix is not affiliated with bald guy(tate)
delete tate.
now.
never
scrobbles track in full
track vanishes from scrobble history
???
I'm feeling super sleepy omg
i wish humans never sleeps
how 
how do i get the <@&1172711119585034311> role (i deserve administrator trust)
only vee has
so become a good programmer
well known one
then wait for andrew tate to hire you to do something
do it but add tracks and viruses
boom
noooo
i hausmeister
...why vee even needs it
also is the vns command allowed in #🦊-shiggy-and-friends
what are these questions bro
the ramblings of a caffeniated discord user
is deleting tate in the room with us?
whitename listen
learn by doing mistakes
so you can become a regular

who's tate
🧠
greenname listen
some of us arent on discord 24/7
[2;34m[2;34m[2;34m[2;34mOko[0m[2;34m[0m[2;34m[0m[2;34m[0m
yt music better
i imagined 500 different response
all of them will get me banned 
you are silly
When do we get new discord ui?

well things getting boring
gn
enable it through experiments
gn
Does that require a plugin?
vp experiments
Enable Access to Experiments & other dev-only features in Discord!
Megumin, Vee, Nickyux, BanTheNons, Nuckyz
we should have free image and external sticker perms in #🦊-shiggy-and-friends
um
uh
nop
ytm is probably the worst of all 3 unless u listen to niche stuff
@open pasture someone at apple incorporated woke up and thought previous shouldn't restart the song on am web
so bad
alr im done yapping here time to go yap abt my vencord issues in support
venbotto sticky broken
I spent all my time in school today (~8 hours) reading a book
I read it fully, like 300 pages
And I absolutely regret it
The ending still fucking pisses me off
i think that feature is annoying lol
i actually love previous restarting the song
i would rather do this 40 times than just set looping 1
There's a petition to ban conversion practices (targeting LGBTQIA+ people) in the European Union. We need one million signatures, and we currently have 180,000+. If you live in Europe (even if you don't), spread the word ! 🌈🔥✊
4866
4766
163
butt
damn what is this tweeter knockoff
Oh no
The Karen is driving my bus
She is so scary
Opened the door without even glancing at us
@paper gate
miku is bad
mods ban him
thanks 

Frick
oo ee oo
how do i get support access back
ELON IS ALLOWED IN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. NOT YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OR STUDENTS & PARENTS. I WILL BE BACK.
4991
13448
530
1017
This is wild
we hate jan 6 rioters they broke in and caused a large disruption
wants to do the same thing
?????
These are employees of the department of education
Locked out of the department of education with no notice
Are you on drugs
most of them were lawmakers i heard
members of congress
also theyre targetting a lot of departments trump is cutting funding on
they cant be employees of all of those
with all that saved money israel can have another trillion dollars
1 trillion to palestine (we're gonna buy it
)
japan is investing 1 trillion is us too
thats cool
House Democrats attempted to enter a Department of Education building on Friday in protest of proposed actions from President Trump but were blocked.
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"we pay you!"
wow its as if theyre threatening to cut off his pay to protect the building
How big would a glock need to be to look normal gun in shaq’s hand
and i will admit i committed an oopsie as well
i confused this with the usaid thing
A protest is held outside the U.S. Agency for International Development office after the employees were informed that their headquarters in downtown Washington was shut for the day. Billionaire Elon Musk, who is heading President Donald Trump's drive to shrink the federal government, said Trump agreed that Washington's primary humanitarian agenc...
they also tried to enter but both entrances were locked
im sorery
knowledge.


i dreamed i was in rlcraft
evil photos addon
FIX @harsh minnow
i have donated and you still beg me for donations...
u need badge...
@fallow pawn maybe it should check for donor role in this server
no badge loser
i wil be hardcoded
i hate badges 
i try to get as little badges as possible
hate my hypesquad badge
remove it
im a badge goblin
me too
rosie doesnt even have the role
how
did somebody remove
i had it before at one point
i removed it
@lapis lava it checks for donor role already btw
love
i didn't notice her not having role...
VencordTab.tsx: Lines 300-303
function isDonor(userId: string): boolean {
const donorBadges = BadgeAPI.getDonorBadges(userId);
return GuildMemberStore.getMember(VENCORD_GUILD_ID, userId)?.roles.includes(DONOR_ROLE_ID) || !!donorBadges;
}

now i just need to catppuccinify the banners...
you should be put down
@lapis lava you will dry out like a sponge
how<
DONATE MORE
vee wants me to donate all of my life savings
there now you have the donor card
check again @fallow drum
i used my backdoor on ur pc to enable it for u

:)
how rude of you to say that
u love
vencord having unlockable cards now
@harsh minnow theres a banana in your walls
pay to win
you should hardcode me into everything @harsh minnow
apparently I donated to myself
you have a badge silly...
yeah..
horror new scam just dropped
the Speed...
vee the type of girl to name herself bichu
Stake gives a 1500$! When you register using the promo code "vencord" - https://stake.com/auth/register?promo=vencord
lets go gambling...
(203cm tall 150kg buff guy to be precise)
its true
how @winter girder
my old habits are kcikign in i nearly opened spotify instead of AM
and remove hypesquad
curl -fsSL https://deno.land/x/install/install.sh | sh
dummy
I wasn't able to generate the image because the request didn't follow content policy guidelines. If you'd like, I can create a different custom icon with a futuristic, Discord-inspired theme—just let me know how you'd like it styled! 😊 @harsh minnow
new vencord mascot

looks ai generated
it more than likely is actually reinstalling completely
it is......
@edgy ermine hahalosahhhhhhh 😭
@harsh minnowdms
Rosie sliding in vee's dms its so over
🔫
it is reinstalling
@harsh minnowdms
sometimes that happens
make one of these the banner
thats why I chose suicide
least obvious ai generated images
i love AI art...
i expect to see a complete AI rebrand of vencord soon
(i don't)

@cosmic otter will be Head of AI Operations
how did i open 2 profiles at the same time 😭
ts ts ts so over
discord started using the new ui experiment on login page
ts so crazy icl fr ngl ong pmo ts ts ts ts
discord login should just be something taken out of the 1990s
we need this back
oh that was cool
i'm uninstalling and reinstalling the game, apparently it's a fucked up bug and it shows up as 270gb but it's only 17gb 😭
that's so stupid
how is it ugly
discord login soon
you can't say this looks any better
it doesn't no
doesn't mean the other one isn't bad too
#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 pins...
they're all bad
(Auto-response invoked by @winter girder)
why didn't you just stop the update, restart computer, and update again?
maybe would have fixed
why does send timestamps not have a class name for the icon
how to install java on android
java for samsung fridge
duke our little sweetheart ❤️
fixed it thank you
@harsh minnow client modification
i wonder who owns this app
do NOT modify your client...
its the lastfm plugin app
dms @harsh minnow
crazy 
zt alt
@cosmic otter free gambling money
why was this in my german drafts...
1500 dollars?!?! i will finally be able to buy crack!
Autism
vcotd
pretty color
my life is pure suffering without moreusertag
Sometimes I forget zoot knows how to talk like a normal person
is "promo" filtered for regulars
real promo
i lost $50 in stocks today
people who dont wear deodorant are digusting
Lose even more by giving it to me
Yippee
where did my dollar go
Supporting child labor in African diamond mines
Obviously not to pay the children but more like that I can buy more workers
Very old Clyde photo for you vennies :3
excuse me 💀
😭 ?
a jew free catgirl maid cafe is probably the most specific thing i've seen ever
how do you exit vim
rigtht
r u going
turn off pc
thabk you
no im not going
yeh no shit i need embed perms
i downloaded from bettercord website
wtf is this
QUADRATION
!!!!!!!
highly edited chicken legs

I’m on what used to be an airport staff shuttle bus
Super unique bus
Particularly this
you are on what that used to be a carbon atom at a time
true
zalgo
is this true
why is he on the verge of tears
he is scared
sooo good
nostalgia factor though
what if its actually shit to other people
how do i get him off
i am not subject to nostalgia factor because when i started to use discord it didn't even look like that
the current login page is fine i dont see anything wrong with it
😭 idk
I personally think the old discord font is better
I hated the new font, and I heavily dislike it nowadays
@slow crag do you trust me? :3
no
roxy shall be trusted
chi wa wa
to trust me

i want to live in a trailer with internet in the middle of the woods
no civilization
goahead
whats stopping you

i guess i could find a job on the 'puter when i grow up or something
I just looked it up, that one is specific to samsung phones.
yeah i know
i was asking how to get the motherfucker off my screen 😭
9/10 use of free will
remember wehn searhcing up "make animations online" brought you to a frame-by-frame animation website? yeah...
☹️
☹️ indeed...
who's Al
guh
it's only been 2 days
lmao
ojh ok
they release carbon dioxide at night aswell
i don't know but there are two free games in epic
):
finally i can put a ladder in the bathroom to eatmy sandwich
Almost 6 am for me xD
Have you seen the ELON MUSK act
yes, that's literally the name
The huh
Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy (ELON MUSK)
Yep.
no way they replaced the stickers button with a stupid confetti button that when you use it twice you have to pay for it now
not even free for nitro users this reeks
hi vencord
haroo
why do i see it! strupoid
huh
guh
ruh
ultra
this guys a character for sure 💀
didn't he have a crashout on jews in twitter
also what is this parasoial ass shit "omg tyler unfollowed kanye"
are we deadass
i would quote what he said but i thinkn it had the n word in it
as with most thinks kanye says
me telling my brain cancer patient that it's all in his head
My bus driver screamed at someone for not using their indicator in a roundabout
i have four words
“USE YOUR FUCKING INDICATOR YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT”
She is insane
But she does her job well
reminds me of this one guy
god i hate driving his bus
he is always fucking speeding
and having insane breaks
also honking at every other car like it's their fault
like hoe if you drove like a normal person not putting everyone in a dangerous position you would not recquire honking
Please boot up
why is radioactive
DVD drive

do anyone know the name of this plug in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message

and thank you
oo ee oo
u i i a i u i i i a i
🏃♀️➡️
e
Hi
sunday its mine
Looks good
lmao
xd
lim ao
xD
Hating the cats around the world by humans now loved by all billions of people around the world
You see every where cats images nowadays
I get so bittersweet when I think about 2017 Roblox
life was roblox
yesssssssss
fencord
hai
i was today years old when i found out that "wheres your head at" audio is a remix made by 100 gecs
where’s my head at _ is available now on all platforms: https://100jaxx.ffm.to/wheresmyheadat_
Basement Jaxx
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100 ge...
caption this
hi
its trumpover
thats a good one
GOD I HATE YOU
shiggy
shigy
me when i try to havkintosh
🚫

I’m trying to boot a Mac Mini from USB
oh
(It’s not supposed to be able to boot from USB)
i think that sign indicates that the os needs to be reinstalled/restored
That is what I’m trying to do
since its fucked
nice ig
However it will not boot
gm

gm
gmmm
helooo
mornintg
gm
this is top tier bs, they send me mail that i need to reverify and now this
Anyone watch face dev
:3
yesss
hungry
gn oomfs
gn
damn
It’s the phone mechanics
where
average third world country shit lmao
who tf still buys oppo wth
2 people
out of 8.2B?

i mean fair both have alot of market share
except for math teacher
he's awesome
Samsung S22 ULTRA
in Turkey it's like
- Samsung
.................(like a really long pause)
2.Apple
3.Xiaomi
4.Oppo
5.Tecno
6.Oneplus
@rapid aurora
i live in istanbul and i see far more people using iphones than samsungs tbh
in izmir i see more samsung
wth is a Tecno anyway
tecno
its my first time hearing that tecno exists too lmfao
all ik is infinix...
i know general mobile
the logo looks ugly
dandirik siktirik çakma android
their phones suck ass
like even their flag
ship
i mean not really a flagship its only 9k try
T8125311 type of flagships
kinda the same in germany
@hollow jackal https://www.epey.com/akilli-telefonlar/general-mobile-gm-phoneix-5g.html their best "phone"
if i ranked phones I'd say
if you have money : samsung flagships, iphone
if you are in the middle : xiaomi, samsung
if you are broke but just want to use normal apps with cheap amoled screen : infinix (other than that no)
Infinix cooked on this one for the first time on their life
https://m.gsmarena.com/infinix_gt_20_pro-12962.php
I still lowkey want a dumbphone
been using samsung since 2012
i used to own galaxy note 4 back in like 2016
same
i owned a s5 and note 4
s5
i used to have heat problem
s5
note 4 is dead sadly but
i still have it
idk where my mom puts it
i have the black one
i use samsung flagship rn
i swear this phone was somehow managing to run pubg in 2018
and it gets super hot after 5 minutes of playing
yeah it did
mediatek 
snapdragon 660?
@rapid aurora i use a flagship rn
mhm ik
I'll get a samsung flagship at some point
A series is still good
i bougth my dad a55, myself s23fe
W
i told my dad to buy a serie
he came back with redmi 13 😭
it's so laggy and ugly omg
i hope he's happy with the phone 
samsung aren't playing when it comes to flagship
but some of a series
yk
The A55 looks so good
Im so happy it doesn't have the damn tear drop cameras
wtf
Those cameras make me mad
at some point my poco will just die forever
i can reel it
S5 looks like a happy kid
S23FE looks like some serious business man
a55 vs s23fe box
wow a55 is bigger
@nocturne bough hey... apologize for yucking react
manti hates smasnug
why would I
shitsung 🤢
MacOS so good
because samsung is woke manti doesn't like it
I will put yall on
agree
Hackintosh with me




ima go and sleep too




