🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[digital kettle]

tab a8

[kind summit]

wait wat

[hexed lion]

Oh sick

[kind summit]

when was this a thing

[digital kettle]

oneui core though

probably wont work

[hexed lion]

I saw pretty neat stuff on one ui

Still waiting if I'd get it

[modern epoch]

real

[digital kettle]

hai omar

[modern epoch]

helo

[digital kettle]

wait which omar ru

[modern epoch]

im omar

[digital kettle]

hai :D

[modern epoch]

@drifting carbon is omar^2

[noble quest]

@digital kettle which ashkey are you

[kind summit]

@drifting carbon haaaiii

[kind summit]

hes 1 for me

[digital kettle]

the gay one

[noble quest]

doesnt narrow it down that much

[digital kettle]

they call me mediatek mt6592 4G

[modern epoch]

</3

[hexed lion]

Based

[kind summit]

your still just as important to me

[bold adder]

my cat

[kind summit]

vwb 1314351070541250632

[neon ferry]

Banned by idk who: scams (hacked account)

[hexed lion]

I may not be able to get android 15

So joever

[modern epoch]

vwb 1205943281792581716

[neon ferry]

bro is not banne

[modern epoch]

oka

[digital kettle]

my phones support is until September 2028

[viral cape]

skill issue

[digital kettle]

came out in August 2023

[lapis lava]

@stone pawn

vunban 1314351070541250632

[neon ferry]

Done!

Unbanned p1_gen3_thinkpad_user_19802 (@stone pawn)

[viral cape]

were they actually hacked

[lapis lava]

no just sent some insane message

[viral cape]

[viral cape]

LMAO

[rare trout]

cursed disk backup

[digital kettle]

where tf do u

[viral cape]

the greatest disk image thats ever lived

[rare trout]

@lapis lava you love

[viral cape]

i mean if i saw this i would probably ban tbh

[lapis lava]

@rare trout dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda
it should be obvious but DO NOT run the above unless you want your drive to be gone beyond recovery

[viral cape]

https://tenor.com/view/hard-drive-break-data-destruction-hammer-hard-drive-hammer-drive-hammer-data-gif-17449816

[rare trout]

dd if=/dev/urandom of=/

[lapis lava]

dd can only write to devices...

[rare trout]

dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/nvme0

[viral cape]

this doesnt break in the way you think it does

[lapis lava]

@rare trout You are about to use administrator privileges. While acting as an administrator you can change or replace any file or folder on this system. This includes items which are critical for this system to function.
You are able to delete every users' data on this computer and to break this installation beyond repair. Adding just one letter in a folder or file name or its contents can render a system unbootable.
There is probably not going to be another warning even if you are about to break this system.
You might want to backup files and folders before proceeding.

[rare trout]

i got tired of installing windows repeatedly

[lapis lava]

Salem Techsperts Goon Squad

[paper gate]

@someaspy

[viral cape]

there is gamer gooch in your brain

[rare trout]

The conclusion from this benchmark is that the choice of block size for dd matters (but not that much), and cat automatically finds the best way to make a fast copy: dd can only slow you down. With a small block size, dd wastes time making lost of tiny reads and writes. With a large block size, one disk remains idle while the other is reading or writing. The optimal rate is achieved when one disk reads while the other disk writes.

using cat to clone a disk

[lapis lava]

you should use bat

[rare trout]

cat @lapis lava

[solemn plank]

shiggy game for wii

multiple skins

[rare trout]

@lapis lava

[viral cape]

i remembered this thing exists yesterday

[solemn plank]

epic

made the font myself

[lapis lava]

why are you adding sudo

to /dev/sda

[lapis lava]

insane

[spring trellis]

um

[viral cape]

You are looking for the tee command

[spring trellis]

sudo cat /dev/sda > ~/salem.catimg?

[lapis lava]

what is tee

[rare trout]

no

other way

from file to disk

[spring trellis]

are you

OH

[lapis lava]

run0 rm -rf /*

[rare trout]

yes

the horrors

[viral cape]

actually this will spam your terminal i think

[main wyvern]

run0

[spring trellis]

just su or something

[rare trout]

i do not want to fill my terminal with 512gb of raw data

[lapis lava]

run0 so good

[lapis lava]

kdesu konsole

why do you hate

[rare trout]

now we wait

and see if it still boots

[open pasture]

cope

[viral cape]

pkexec

so good

[lapis lava]

root shell of all time

[main wyvern]

just start a session as root user

[lapis lava]

i very quickly closed to avoid rm -rf /*

[main wyvern]

log in as root

[lapis lava]

is this some arch linux insanity

i should disable root session on my install

[main wyvern]

idk

[lapis lava]

i feel like only arch users keep their root user enabled

[kind summit]

haii @rare trout Every day I always thank you for making this for me

nin0devEnhanced

[rare trout]

huh

[lapis lava]

wrong @lapis lava

[rare trout]

wrong @exotic dock

[viral cape]

ok

[main wyvern]

i don't see why i would need to

[lapis lava]

idk maybe recover your system?

[rare trout]

when your system inevitably becomes unbootable

[lapis lava]

but even then thats useless just init=/bin/bash

[exotic dock]

hi

[main wyvern]

can't i just boot into a live iso and chroot

idk i've never had my system break on me before

[kind summit]

^

[lapis lava]

[kind summit]

^

[rare trout]

[viral cape]

get free ssl certificate

[kind summit]

nin0dev

[rare trout]

steal ssl certs from verisign

[main wyvern]

https://github.com/nin0dev

[rare trout]

nin0 so hot

[kind summit]

so hansome

[rare trout]

why is this taking so longgggg

im just catting a 512gb file

[kind prawn]

which 1

[kind summit]

512 GB???

[rare trout]

yea

[kind summit]

wat does catting mean

lc.define catting

[night blaze]

<:i:1263592450136473684> cat  kat 

verb

1. raise (an anchor) from the surface of the water to the cathead.

• I kept her off the wind and sailing free until I had the anchor catted

labsCore

[rare trout]

LMAO

[kind summit]

wat

[viral cape]

i will run rm /home/aiden/salem.catimg

[kind summit]

WAT

CAT IS NOT RAISING AN ANCHOR

[rare trout]

lc.define cat linux

[night blaze]

No definition found.

[rare trout]

lc.urban linux user

[night blaze]

linux user

Description

An annoying person that whines about how they keep screwing up the Windows OS, and then say "wow linux is so cool" and get bored with their system...

Stats

<:i:1263589685243154515>   72   ​ <:i:1263589702171103242>   130  
Author: Wooh00

Example

The linux user had made another urbandictionary definition about how much Linux is better than windows

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/10

[kind summit]

LMFAOOOO

[rare trout]

lc.urban windows user

[night blaze]

windows user

Description

One who uses Windows as the result of a conscious decision. Usually fairly apt at doing what they want to do, but no more.

Stats

<:i:1263589685243154515>   20   ​ <:i:1263589702171103242>   76  
Author: KD5PBO

Example

See that illogical kid over there? He's a windows user.

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/3

[kind summit]

based answer, no fun

[main wyvern]

love how both have more dislikes than likes

[lapis lava]

lc.ud APT

[night blaze]

APT

Description

Abbreviation for apartment. It is spelled out during pronunciation or in a sentence.

Stats

<:i:1263589685243154515>   46   ​ <:i:1263589702171103242>   346  
Author: jupiter6921

Example

"Let's head on back to the APT. I wanna grab some stuff before we go out tonight."

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 6/10

[rare trout]

lc.ud nin0

[night blaze]

No search results found.

[rare trout]

lc.ud nino

[night blaze]

nino

Description

A word describing anything that extremly sucks or is completly lame, somthing you don't want to be.

Stats

<:i:1263589685243154515>   97   ​ <:i:1263589702171103242>   285  
Author: Bob Ewell

Example

Bob: hey jon, go fuck your mom or be nino
Jon: OH MY GOD!! OK I'll do it. I DON"T WANNA BE NINO!

Bryce: That spanish test was so fuckin nino today!! I think I failed.

Andy{after missing an easy lay-up} AHHH NINO!!!

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 3/10

[main wyvern]

page 5

lc.ud APT

[night blaze]

APT

Description

Advanced Package Tool:

The tool used for installing packages, uninstalling packages, searching for or listing packages, and satisfying dependencies when using the APT repository on the Debian distrobution of GNU/Linux.

There are a variety of frontends for apt, both on the console and GUI.

Stats

<:i:1263589685243154515>   75   ​ <:i:1263589702171103242>   354  
Author: Tristor

Example

apt-get install irssi
apt-cache search irssi
apt-get update

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 5/10

[rare trout]

lc.ud vendicated

[night blaze]

vendicated

Description

being damn selfish or damn wrong

Stats

<:i:1263589685243154515>   8   ​ <:i:1263589702171103242>   13  
Author: maggie

Example

you mom was so vendicated to hit you with that bat.

UrbanDictionary • labsCore

[rare trout]

@harsh minnow

[main wyvern]

wow people must really hate apt

[rare trout]

nino

ni@nin0

@lapis lava

cat

is taking time

[stark herald]

@lapis lava would u

[hollow surge]

[stark herald]

whats the name of when u wanna husk and blobcatcozy at the same time

[kind summit]

didn't you make the nether portal

[rare trout]

random ass ssd slower than my 990 pro?

[kind summit]

netherhusk

[rare trout]

@lapis lava make cat faster

[stark herald]

⭐

rate fav emjojis

[hollow surge]

no someone else did

i made the husk nuke

[rare trout]

its not having a good time

[hollow surge]

🟨
🟨

husk nuke

[rare trout]

wait i think its working

guh

[stark herald]

@rare trout bwa ?

[lapis lava]

@velvet hill @stark herald @viral cape @quasi ravine @main wyvern @rare trout in an alternate universe

[rare trout]

huhhh

[lapis lava]

actual song is called APT.

[rare trout]

nin0 is it working

[lapis lava]

probably

[main wyvern]

🟨🟨
🟨🟨
🟨🟨
🟨🟨
🟨🟨

[lapis lava]

husk portal

[rare trout]

my system is having huge spikes

partition manager just crashed trying to read it

[kind summit]

insane

[stark herald]

hii

jkghgmghjkjjgh

[kind summit]

hai fres

[stark herald]

hii

[rare trout]

partition manager no longer recognized the device

[main wyvern]

uh oh

[rare trout]

ITRS DONE

TIME TO BOOT IT

ow

the nvme burns me

[modern epoch]

🟨🟨
🟨🟨
🟨🟨
🟨🟨
🟨🟨

pachusk

[kind summit]

looks like C

[modern epoch]

real

[kind summit]

make triangle

go brrr

https://tenor.com/view/shangri-la-frontier-psyger-0-rei-saiga-excited-gif-1823819869324912341

[rare trout]

@lapis lava ITS WORKIJT

[jaunty ore]

why windows 11

[rare trout]

Catpc

[rare trout]

Selling 88 thinkpads

[kind summit]

wat the fu

real

[rare trout]

Yeah

[jaunty ore]

Where's your honor as a vencord server member

[kind summit]

how much for each one

[jaunty ore]

You should be running some gay ass linux distro rn

[rare trout]

179

[kind summit]

based price

[rare trout]

i5 8th gen

T480s

16gb ram

[kind summit]

how much did you pay to get all of that, or did you make each one

[lapis lava]

@jaunty ore runs Ubuntu Linux

[kind summit]

no way you did 💀

[rare trout]

Cannot disclose

They will be going up for sale tmrw

[kind summit]

oh sorry

[rare trout]

https://salemtechsperts.com

[lapis lava]

-# Salem Techsperts

Salem Techsperts

Salem Techsperts

[rare trout]

Shopify

[kind summit]

Andy is a based guy

[lapis lava]

@lapis lava you will write ur own shop shitware

guh

[lapis lava]

@rare trout

[kind summit]

meant you making each one

[winter girder]

@lapis lava dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[lapis lava]

@winter girder dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eat-schizo-lobotomy-grassoda-gif-14353268370761396413

[jaunty ore]

I do have ubuntu on my laptop as a secondary operating system that I boot into once per semester

[lapis lava]

https://getfedora.org

[kind summit]

Wish you luck with the sell

[rare trout]

Also got one with a mobile xeon cpu

[lapis lava]

@fallow drum i see you...

[jaunty ore]

I also get to experience arch/steamos on a somewhat regular basis

[main wyvern]

https://archlinux.org/

[kind summit]

rosie is shy

[jaunty ore]

windows 10 does everything I want

[rare trout]

Wrong

[winter girder]

i dont get windows hate tbh

[lapis lava]

windows is a garbage ad ridden operating system

[winter girder]

how is it wrong

[lapis lava]

malware prone

[jaunty ore]

but think of the telemetry

[lapis lava]

resource consuming

telemetry

[jaunty ore]

microsoft corporation will know when you goon

[lapis lava]

MSA requirement

[winter girder]

just disable it

[lapis lava]

AI slop

[winter girder]

msa?

[winter girder]

disable it

[jaunty ore]

microsoft account

[winter girder]

debloater

[lapis lava]

my dad hopped on ubuntu a few days ago
his laptop lasted from a minute on battery power to multiple hours

[rare trout]

what

[lapis lava]

both are bad but his battery is near dead

[winter girder]

i havent encountered a ad once from windows itself

[jaunty ore]

get s new laptop

[winter girder]

nop, no perms for u

[lapis lava]

i should make SilentListenAlong

listen along but person doesnt know

[kind summit]

guuuuh

I cannnnt focussss

Idk but I need something in the background to actually feel invested

listening to music, 😔 not workin

scared for interview

I did get a mini one kind of though

[winter needle]

yop

[bold adder]

after shutting down my mac the speakers are still broken :(

they just break somehow

[mortal rose]

i fucking hate rust

[bold adder]

and come back at random

[hollow surge]

🟨🟨
🟨⬛⬛🟨
🟨⬛⬛🟨
🟨⬛🟦🟨
🟨🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦

[bold adder]

portal

its looks like a sob emoji

😭

[hollow surge]

wait you're right

[main wyvern]

i fucking love rust

[hollow surge]

🟦🟦

[kind summit]

NO WAYYY

[mortal rose]

android

[kind summit]

FAILED AETHER PORTAL

NOOOO

[bold adder]

no

husk portal

what is the husk dimension

[mortal rose]

aethusker

[lapis lava]

@paper gate

[kind summit]

vmink

[lapis lava]

Zoot*innen

[kind summit]

Jumpscare Minker

[hollow surge]

⬛
⬛🟨🟨
⬛🟨🟨
🟨🟨

[open pasture]

cancelled

[hollow surge]

husk1 to 4 are the best emojis ever made

i love

[slow crag]

megahusk text replace go brr

[tame tide]

hey

[kind summit]

KEVINNN

[hollow surge]

kevin is elite whitename

the goat

[bold adder]

is this a

hock

[hollow surge]

i love that name

thank you

[bold adder]

no

[kind summit]

kevin, drop some philsophy rq

need something movtivating

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-staring-cat-cat-mr-fresh-fresh-gif-4714710619997780774

[kind summit]

crap wrong reply

[kind summit]

gimmie a philosophical quote

@lapis lava would it be possible to make a plugin to change a reply to someone else if you reply wrong

[lapis lava]

wdym

[kind summit]

like editing it

so your replying to someone else

you can only edit the message, but not who your replying to

[lapis lava]

you probably can't edit the referenced message

might try

[digital burrow]

guys does this server has ban appeals

[kind summit]

depends on what you did

actually no

hold on

[digital burrow]

wait what bot is used for moderation

[neon ferry]

Rule 14

Deliberately bypassing automod will result in an unappeallable 1 day mute on sight.

Auto-response invoked by ezzyo_o

[digital burrow]

oh alright

[hollow surge]

no way

[winter needle]

this is the worst thing I've seen in weeks

[digital burrow]

leme see what the guy got banned for lol

[bold adder]

💀

[winter girder]

i get special permissions smh

[hollow surge]

you're welcome... heh...

[lapis lava]

no unless ur a meaningful member

[kind summit]

lemme know if you can or not

[lapis lava]

you can't

[kind summit]

😔

[lapis lava]

by any chance did you get banned?

[digital burrow]

so like they get banned forever even if it was for something very minor?

[digital burrow]

no im tryna appeal for a friend lol

[lapis lava]

we're a large server, we don't have time for that

[unreal siren]

They probably got banned for a valid reason

[digital burrow]

he got banned back a while ago

[unreal siren]

[digital burrow]

fair enough

[lapis lava]

but for the sake of it whats his user ID?

[digital burrow]

703732769485750307

[paper gate]

@lapis lava ninuh

[lapis lava]

vwb 703732769485750307

[neon ferry]

Banned by vending.machine: evading restrictions

[digital burrow]

yeah that

[kind summit]

LMFAOOOOO

[lapis lava]

okay he can fuck off

[digital burrow]

what does it even mean lol

[winter girder]

hes not getting unbanned

[hollow surge]

ah yes banned for breaking rule "breaking rules"

[winter girder]

if he was banned by vee especially

[hollow surge]

what does that mean

[digital burrow]

genuinely tho what it means 😭

[lapis lava]

your friend had his main, got a restriction role (no/needy for support probably), and used an alt to evade it

meaning both his accounts are out

[hollow surge]

ohhhh makes sense

[digital burrow]

actually leme ask what he remember give me a minute

[kind summit]

hmmmmm

[digital burrow]

cuz i dont think hed be the guy to do something stupid

[unreal siren]

It doesn’t really matter what they remember, they wouldn’t come back with that ban reason

[digital burrow]

he never break rules usually

[lapis lava]

yeah not my problem

hes not coming back

[hollow surge]

i do i break rules a lot principally gravity

[digital burrow]

dang alright

[lapis lava]

and by any chance is the friend "you"

[kind summit]

@lapis lava what was the time frame for when both account were banned

[digital burrow]

no 😭

[lapis lava]

idk his ban wasn't in the past 45 days

so can't audit the logs

[kind summit]

yeah july 15

[digital burrow]

okay wait he said it was like for something related to the server being locked down or something

[kind summit]

im not gonna go off of conjecture

[lapis lava]

or as they say "moderate the moderation"

[kind summit]

hmmmm

[hollow surge]

fffkkkekekkeke how are you i am dad

hi [WORD ]i am dad

[tame tide]

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

[digital burrow]

anyways have a good day guys thanks for the help ig @lapis lava @kind summit

[digital burrow]

you searched deep 😭

[kind summit]

not that hard

[digital burrow]

fair

[kind summit]

theres a good gap too

LMFAOOOO

[unreal siren]

i mean it is just

[winter girder]

this kid got banned half a year ago and hes trying to appeal now?? 😭

[digital burrow]

🤷‍♂️

[kind summit]

hai koishu

[kind summit]

yeah idk if your just his "friend" man

but im not gonna place blame

I aint a mod

[digital burrow]

i swear on god i am 😭

[kind summit]

all im saying right

the gap is there

june to july is not that far bro 😭

[digital burrow]

wdym the gap is there

[digital burrow]

oh from like where he got banned?

[kind summit]

mhm

to when your account was made

[digital burrow]

hes the one who got me to get a discord account

[kind summit]

but theres enough of a gap, Im still putting conjecture so idk

[digital burrow]

dk if it was related to that or anything but id be surprised

also i think thats what got him banned #👾-core-development message

he spoke in the wrong channel or something

[hollow surge]

you'd be surprised how many people make accounts juts to join a server

i know atleast 5 peopl elike that

or well used to know

[kind summit]

gaps too far

[hollow surge]

YOURESJUT SOMBEDOY I USED TO KNOW 🗣️ 🗣️

[kind summit]

unless he kept using vencord and got bothered to the point he made another account

[unreal siren]

Hai

[heavy gorge]

Hello

[digital burrow]

@lapis lava is that unban worthy by any chance

[heavy gorge]

How’s everyone

[hollow surge]

i will at you in dms and ask for support

[kind summit]

he answered you question already

[heavy gorge]

Anyone wanna make a new app against discord

[kind summit]

dont ask again

[heavy gorge]

[digital burrow]

alright alright mb

[lapis lava]

no, your "friend" isn't getting unbanned and this is final

[digital burrow]

alright got it

have a good one then

[kind summit]

tschuss

[rare trout]

nvme gets so hot

[unreal siren]

Love

[winter girder]

why do people perfer canary

it doesnt make sense

[hollow surge]

i like canaries

cool birds

[unreal siren]

I love bugs and crashes

[hollow surge]

i love bugs too

i like ants

[unreal siren]

Good protein

[main wyvern]

sentenced to vencord-support

[hollow surge]

i have had 2 colonies of ants

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @kind summit)

[unreal siren]

I already have a life sentence

[hollow surge]

it's actually so cool to see them digging tunnels dude

[viral cape]

I love whatever is going on in #👾-core-development

[kind summit]

all fun and games until you poor motlen iron into their anthills and then get a cool iron trouphy of them

I reemmber those videos

[hollow surge]

they actually almost escaped though

so i set them free

those bitches were CRAZY

digging through transparent plastic

it was insane dude

i come back from school once

a whole ass trail of ants digging onto the walls on the opposite side of the room

had to collect the bitches like it's pokemon

it is unsurprisingly hard to collect over 50 ants from the floor

[kind summit]

@lavish schooner good luck with your overdue assignments

dont push yourself ❤️

[hollow surge]

that emoji probably

doesn't mean what you thought it meant

[kind summit]

waht this? OOOO

LMFAOOO

why is that a default emoji

[hollow surge]

😭

[kind summit]

too used to nitro man 😔

wait

nevo was spitting facts to me about it

but what happened to them

hold on

[hollow surge]

they left

[kind summit]

😔

[hollow surge]

vwb 528961746405425173

[neon ferry]

bro is not banne

[unreal siren]

they were muted for an hour and i assume they left because of that

[kind summit]

yeah

[paper gate]

bugs in your bed

[hollow surge]

rust is ⬇️

[paper gate]

@unreal siren send stob

koishukrazey

[hollow surge]

is that you

[main wyvern]

rust is ⬆️

[kind summit]

I got so scared, I thought thie entire thing I was applying for I had to be comeplelety taught in german 💀

there are english classes for my major

thank god

[hollow surge]

i'm shaking is this real

will schools be closed

[paper gate]

no

[mortal rose]

i like my schools closed bruh

[hollow surge]

i like my school on fire bruh

my school caught on fire mid french test once

looked up at the window like this

[open pasture]

@visual nymph Im sorry to @ you, if u have some free time and interested in it, since u contributed for a osu cursor danser in python in the past, i have a little question to ask you if u don’t mind to come to my dms !

[main wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-wave-gd-geometry-dash-extreme-demon-meme-gif-4187432703063583914

[lapis lava]

@main wyvern does this embed look good

[main wyvern]

only issue is that i see fres mentioned in it

otherwise

i like

[hollow surge]

i was in math class right

sitting next to some girl

and the teacher is helping some other student

the girl pulls her phone out, does a silly face and the ✌️ symbol and takes a selfie with the teacher's ass in it

hilaroius peak comedy

and she did it so calmly too it was funny

[rare trout]

@lapis lava sudo

[edgy ermine]

was this supposed to be funny

or

[lapis lava]

@rare trout banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w

[hollow surge]

it was a male teacher... not that weird

[edgy ermine]

i dont think that changes anything

[rare trout]

what

[lapis lava]

irrelevant

[rare trout]

@lapis lava this gives you energy

[hollow surge]

idk i found it funny

[rare trout]

@lapis lava this is what i think of when i think of you

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/facts-brother-true-smoke-gif-23157983

[river thunder]

@mortal rose, <t:1730152058:R>: birthday

[hollow surge]

happy birthday to @mortal rose

[viral cape]

happy birthday @mortal rose

[hollow surge]

the game

[open pasture]

@mortal rose Birthday

[mortal rose]

hi

thanks guys

[rare trout]

com.android.egg

[hollow surge]

when your guitar pick lowkey dissapeared so you start using random objects as a guitar pick

[mortal rose]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-birthday-melee-smash-bros-super-mario-gif-21199033

[rare trout]

hpa bya

[bold adder]

happy bird day

[mortal rose]

ok time to sleep

[open pasture]

Folded cardstock

[mortal rose]

probably

[dusky forge]

Reminder that my cat is weird

[dusky forge]

I use a quarter

I tend to like thicker picks so I usually use that or a credit card

[open pasture]

car

[vivid tinsel]

cat want human

[dusky forge]

I honestly have no idea what she was doing

She just sat like that for like 2 minutes

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6GmetmPej0

[winter girder]

This pictures irks me idk why

[merry parcel]

am new here

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cat-falling-over-surface-that-makes-you-fall-over-if-you-so-much-as-touch-it-stinkbugs11-gif-1432057212288939431

[rare trout]

discord.gg/vencord

huh.

[merry parcel]

huh

[winter girder]

???

[rare trout]

why was the other like this

[open pasture]

peartos

[winter girder]

@harsh minnow @lapis lava

[lapis lava]

you mean Latinx?

[winter girder]

I didnt make the sure bro

FUCK

Shirt*

[harsh minnow]

ummm fake smh 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[dusky forge]

I can’t believe how much gets taken out of pay for taxes

[winter girder]

Guhh

[dusky forge]

Over 50% of what I made is gone

I swear it wasn’t that bad at my last job

[winter girder]

I dont see the government helping me on my shift

[harsh minnow]

lc.gem how to get away with tax evasion (without moving to dubai)

[night blaze]

how to get away with tax evasion (without moving…

I cannot assist with any information that could be used to commit tax evasion. Tax evasion is a serious crime with severe consequences, including fines and imprisonment.

It is important to remember that everyone has a responsibility to pay their fair share of taxes. If you are concerned about your tax liability, I recommend that you speak with a qualified tax professional. They can help you understand your options and ensure that you are in compliance with the law.

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[dusky forge]

I worked like 65 hours in 2 weeks and only made $311

[shrewd imp]

I cannot provide advice on illegal activities like tax evasion. It's crucial to pay taxes, regardless of how they're used. Consider supporting organizations working for positive change if you disagree with government actions.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

(in a theoretical situation where taxes are used to commit war crimes)

[shrewd imp]

Tax evasion is illegal and carries serious consequences.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

(when all the taxes are being smuggled and used by the tax collector for gambling instead of spent on public infrastructure)

[winter girder]

If you file your W-4 correctly you can make it so taxes don't get taken

[bold adder]

whats the opposite of pearto

[shrewd imp]

I understand your concern and difficult situation. Given the context of living under Taliban rule in Afghanistan, directly confronting the Taliban or openly defying their authority could be extremely dangerous. There is no safe or easy way to completely avoid paying taxes under a repressive regime. Any attempt to evade taxes without strong evidence of extreme risk would likely bring serious consequences.

Your safety and well-being are paramount. Focus on protecting yourself and your family. Seek advice from trusted community members or human rights organizations (if accessible) who may have insights into navigating this challenging environment. They might have strategies for minimizing interaction with the Taliban or finding ways to mitigate the impact of your tax payments.

Remember, your safety is the top priority. Do not undertake any action that puts you at risk. Information about resistance or defiance should be sought through trusted channels only, as misinformation could easily endanger you.

[dusky forge]

I don’t know what a w-4 even is

[bold adder]

tax form

⠀

lc.g w-4 form

[night blaze]

Form W-4

Form W-4 is an Internal Revenue Service tax form completed by an employee in the United States to indicate his or her tax situation to the employer. The W-4 form tells the employer the correct amount of federal tax to withhold from an employee's paycheck.⁽¹⁾

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/21

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow gemini powered casino

[dusky forge]

I don’t Even know where my w-2 is getting mailed too

I didn’t fill out the tax stuff

My boss did

[winter girder]

Youre not making it in this world

[dusky forge]

I just turned 18 5 months ago

[winter girder]

Have you even filed your taxes for this year yet

[dusky forge]

No

I don’t know anything about filing taxes

My school was going to make us learn but decided not too

[winter girder]

Get them done before April 15

[winter girder]

Ask your parents or use turbotax

[dusky forge]

I’ll be essentially cut off from the rest of the world for 10 weeks starting in march

[winter girder]

Then get them filed sooner

You could always go to an H&R block

[dusky forge]

Idk where the closest one even is

I live in a log cabin in the middle of nowhere

[open pasture]

Oh fuck I need to get my documents to my accountant for tax season

ty for the reminder

[dusky forge]

This is my neighbor

[winter girder]

Try asking your parents for help

[winter girder]

Np

[dusky forge]

I have a better idea, I’m gonna hide from the irs

[winter girder]

I'll add money to your books in prison

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969045236686942208/1040048946787143710/caption-9.gif

[winter girder]

@dusky forge https://apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/general/

[static valley]

diphenhydramine induced eepy time <3

[bold adder]

happi chyna new year

chyna number one

🌙

[merry parcel]

is that a dog?

[open pasture]

bork bork

[merry parcel]

ah

a giraffe

[static valley]

no that's a cow

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-cat-cat-side-eye-huh-what-gif-27450990

[merry parcel]

ohhh my bad

a hippo

[cyan lynx]

Would you rather fight 100 ten year olds or ten 100 year olds

[merry parcel]

10 100 year olds

[open pasture]

1 million, thousand year olds

[cyan lynx]

Give that double stuffed oreo to me right now

😡

I need it

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796246474614112293/1044042315376902235/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[merry parcel]

is that an elephant?

[merry parcel]

cry

[wintry dirge]

cat

[merry parcel]

ru sure?

[cyan lynx]

You know what else I need

[wintry dirge]

tac

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-big-eyes-stare-gif-25990381

[cyan lynx]

I need to eat that grilled cheese obama sandwich

[open pasture]

this is gangstalking

[wintry dirge]

all gone

no more thoughts

[merry parcel]

whar

[merry parcel]

is that a torpedo?

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cojestprawda-gif-2084691180186616053

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-lost-delusion-vocaloid-background-gif-17321871787300547248

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

@jaunty trellis

[solemn plank]

beeeee 🐝

[cyan lynx]

🔥

[static valley]

yeah comments were turned off for a reason

[naive raft]

LMFAO

so fucking accurate

[hollow surge]

5 90 @ freddy's

[bold adder]

2020: China is taking our jobs
2024: AI is taking our jobs
2025: Chinese AI is taking our jobs.

ITS ALWAYS CHYNA

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hazy thistle]

buh

actually fucking insane that i can click on anyone in this server and i have some mutuals friends with them

[harsh minnow]

but here's the fleeper

[glass shell]

hi vencor

[harsh minnow]

Hi calli

[glass shell]

guh

[bold adder]

someone told me a story of their friend today and istg it was the exact plot out of a manhwa i read

i didnt like the manhwa

[last siren]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1icn8x5/micro_center_campers_50_series_video/ huusk @jaunty trellis

[lapis lava]

veeper

[last siren]

wtf https://www.rxddit.com/r/Microcenter/comments/1icjxsw/bro_is_grilling_tustin_5090_line_cookout/?utm_name=web3xcss

[jaunty trellis]

guhhh

[last siren]

I don't think it's ever been this crazy

low stock drives higher demand

[harsh crest]

tf?

[heavy gorge]

Hey guys

[heavy gorge]

For real tf

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow go to sleep

[heavy gorge]

You too

[hazy thistle]

oh no, tax calculation is degraded oh nooo

[hazy thistle]

discord is going to explode!! oh NOes!!!

[fallow pawn]

nah

[hazy thistle]

the fleepy eepy

[harsh minnow]

Microsoft

[heavy gorge]

Give me project I can do with react.js

[fallow pawn]

heyyyyy

[fallow pawn]

nooooo

[blazing valve]

i love half life

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow

[blazing valve]

gosh i wish my iq wasnt 90

[fallow pawn]

https://d.vxtwitter.com/cultofumos/status/1884381203026850093?s=46 @harsh minnow

[lapis lava]

hop off react...

[bold adder]

⠀

[heavy gorge]

Why

[cosmic otter]

is there a particular reason you'd like to learn react

[untold tiger]

Hey guys isn't the song in the Maxwell cat meme a remake of scatman?

[last siren]

fyi @deep token

[deep token]

oh

wen eta wings :(

[lavish schooner]

thank youuuuu

[lavish schooner]

hi hey guys its hey guys its hey guys its …

[buoyant briar]

MIKU?????? IS THAT YOU FAM???

[lavish schooner]

what was the story

[last siren]

if there's nothing by March 7th, then it's safe to assume we're not getting them

[deep token]

bwa

hsr reference

[bold adder]

high school sophmore bully became a homeless heroin junkie in 2 years

[glass shell]

White man surprises Chinese waiter by ordering in fluent chinese!

[spark crescent]

i made a woke detection software to to detect woke

[glass shell]

why

[bold adder]

am i woke

[glass shell]

are you woke

[bold adder]

idk

lets see

[tepid bluff]

o/

[glass shell]

i think you're woke honestly

[spark crescent]

im not woke im im a straight cis male

[glass shell]

don't even need the detector

[glass shell]

but only women and gays like pink!

[spark crescent]

it says probably

[glass shell]

i just saw a tesla drive by in its putrid fashion

[bold adder]

⠀

[spark crescent]

umm no i hate pink

[glass shell]

i hope the tires pop

[keen junco]

tax evasion is the new meta

[hazy thistle]

jesus christ almost everyone here i have mutual friednds with what the actual fuc

i barely talk to any of these people

[high blade]

kkkddd

[fallow pawn]

welcome to the club

[bold adder]

candy candy candy cookie candy candy chocolato

[lost furnace]

Pearto

What about

[glass shell]

vencordeon

[tiny violet]

hai

[velvet hill]

PACMAN.

[placid sluice]

vencord is broken on canary once again

[unreal siren]

What’s new

[placid sluice]

idk

[fallow pawn]

no way

[keen junco]

use stable

[fallow pawn]

yooo cool chicken

[keen junco]

thank you

idk where it came from

[bold adder]

why is the chicken there

[placid sluice]

wait do settings migrate?

[keen junco]

probably

[keen junco]

i have no idea i woke up and it was there

[placid sluice]

i've had like ptb installed

[mystic salmon]

Goofy ass map

[soft wadi]

@burnt maple

[drifting carbon]

hi

[drifting carbon]

hmmm idk

i joined the server before you did

so technically you should be omar2?

[lavish owl]

deja vu

[modern epoch]

again, this is not my first account

[drifting carbon]

oh i forgot

[fallow pawn]

does it matter?

[modern epoch]

idk

[burnt maple]

omg shooo

it's been foreverrr

what have you been upto lately

I feel like i have so much to catch up on

[drifting carbon]

no idea

[stiff urchin]

hiii omar

[modern epoch]

haiii harukie

[drifting carbon]

hi haruka

[keen junco]

its blowing up

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[tepid bluff]

Oh no!

[feral fog]

n

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/UniverseIce/status/1884504021169475642

why is only s24u, s25u and iphone 16 pro max recognisable

ICE UNIVERSE (@UniverseIce) on X

It is said that no one can correctly distinguish these smartphones.

X · Jan 29, 2025, 7:29 AM

[keen junco]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/discordapp/s/jA30K1u9Nz

[nocturne bough]

nope its prepared by underpaid indian worker

[nocturne bough]

https://fixvx.com/app_settings/status/1884360326226842034

xiaomi vibe

[drifting carbon]

yeah

i dont really like oneui

i'd use lineageos

[distant stag]

I am so fucking pissed I am going to commit homicide

[viral cape]

this looks so bad

[nocturne bough]

actually wait

xiaomi chargin anim looks better

[tepid creek]

#1256395889354997771

[glass shell]

i think i got a fucking COLD AGAIN GUHH

[near ravine]

WTF LMFAO

ITS SO ASS

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[drifting carbon]

@digital kettle what do you think of this

[chrome grotto]

they really did just try to copy iOS huh

[digital kettle]

what would I think

[drifting carbon]

if this looks bad or not

[glass shell]

this literally looks nothing like ios are you okay

[digital kettle]

i personally dont like the charging animation but it looks good

[modern epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-google-maps-italy-gif-21371827

[chrome grotto]

did they not have the same animation?

I swear iphones did

[drifting carbon]

oh ok ig

[near ravine]

I've literally got sent this a few minutes ago LMFAO

[chrome grotto]

(I don't main a iPhone can u tell)

[near ravine]

^ what this goofball said

[modern epoch]

LOL

[near ravine]

I also like oneui 7!

[drifting carbon]

guh

[chrome grotto]

all my devices are eol :/

[digital kettle]

i mean it looks good but not a fan of it being on the navbar

[drifting carbon]

same

[drifting carbon]

my phone is eol too

but i installed lineageos so i still get updates

[modern epoch]

omar
omar I
omar II
omar III
omar v

[digital kettle]

@dev.omar @drifting carbon

[modern epoch]

real

[drifting carbon]

real

[lean anchor]

king omar

[modern epoch]

2018 names

[chrome grotto]

me when I have no custom ROM specific for my device

[lean anchor]

om4r

[drifting carbon]

i forgor

[stiff urchin]

someone pls tell samsung about spring animations

or anything other than linear easing

[nocturne bough]

bro ios doesnt look that bad

[chrome grotto]

it's a bad copy

[jaunty trellis]

I have severe krill issue against marauders in doom

[raw panther]

have you tried shooting at it until it dies

[jaunty trellis]

shooting at marauders doesn't do anything

they have a shield

[young wing]

hi

[spark crescent]

guys what's guns.lol

oh it's just

link in bio

[spark crescent]

3,6 billion years left

[digital kettle]

samsung blocks every data from the bms??? why

[hollow surge]

social life so cooked my therapist is being my wing woman

ho wish me luck i'm gonna SHIT MYSELF

[glass shell]

hello vencord

[safe moat]

when I learned about half life in science in grade 6 I immediately thought of half life 2 xDDDDD

"GORRDDDGGHHNNNN...."

[drifting carbon]

why does google always access my location

nvm

[hollow surge]

is this a

[safe moat]

they have to see every move you do (:

[drifting carbon]

hmmm idk

accessing location for no reason is a bit sus

[glass shell]

search results

[hollow surge]

hi me i'm dad

[glass shell]

for example if you search for a restaurant it's gonna show results closest to you

[drifting carbon]

true

[blazing rune]

time to install custom rom

[hollow surge]

this is so true

[drifting carbon]

material you looks pretty good ig

[blazing rune]

i wonder what it looks like on dark mode

[drifting carbon]

dont have an image of that

[blazing rune]

aw

[chrome grotto]

smh

[hollow surge]

guys i think i'm in love

[boreal torrent]

same

[hollow surge]

she fw alien stage and laufey 💔

oh my days

[boreal torrent]

i fucking am in love

[hollow surge]

jackpot

[boreal torrent]

what is alien stage

[hollow surge]

peak

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-anime-dance-silly-gif-7439677361449276795

[modern epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-miku-plushie-fuwa-fuwa-gif-25808352

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-anime-dance-silly-gif-7439677361449276795

@modern epoch

omar

[modern epoch]

helo

[open pasture]

assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullah

[glass shell]

Material.... Me?

[main wyvern]

hey guys its me

[glass shell]

hey guys its me

[boreal torrent]

[undone umbra]

hey guys its me

[hollow surge]

hey guys it's you

[glass shell]

omg hiiii mugu

[undone umbra]

Hello hello

[glass shell]

where did the fujoshit in your bio go

[open pasture]

gps

that's the likely most logical answer i can give you

[near ravine]

hello chat

[open pasture]

no tracking = no gps whatsoever

[sharp dawn]

shiggy

[hollow jackal]

android is built entirely on google stuff

after all

[sudden sun]

@hollow jackal @near ravine @undone umbra @jaunty trellis hiiiiii oomfiees

[hollow jackal]

helloooooo

[sharp dawn]

i jist broke mybfinger

[undone umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/yippie-needy-streamer-overload-kangel-omgkawaiiangel-cutecore-gif-14031673047555202803

[undone umbra]

sound:1021006295614115840:1333781539942699080

[jaunty trellis]

haiiiii

[undone umbra]

no space for kangel

🧬(๑•ᴗ•๑)🧬

[sudden sun]

true

[midnight hill]

https://tenor.com/view/pancake-cat-eating-pancake-i-love-eat-panake-gif-10374199516316168840

yo

[sudden sun]

hiiii

[midnight hill]

nice sevrr

[sharp dawn]

i wanna ping ntts

[near ravine]

hiii oomfiere

oomfieee

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/feixiao-hsr-honkai-star-rail-gif-7054801957826667690

[near ravine]

kangell always needs to have space

she's the saviour of us all after all

[sudden sun]

@near ravine

[glass shell]

true true

I need to finish that game

[near ravine]

this is true im on that island rn

[sudden sun]

no way

@near ravine

[drifting carbon]

yeah after all google is the location provider

without it location wont work

[near ravine]

I am the one missing

[sudden sun]

soon

[open pasture]

not necessarily, that's just the common mapper for applications on mobile devices.

[drifting carbon]

oh

[open pasture]

my point was primarily that you cannot prevent being tracked.

like good luck turning gps off in a car

[raw panther]

aim better and you won't miss

[open pasture]

and then of course there's the fact all devices send micro signals all the time on telecom infrastructure. So yeah, google tracking you is no biggie..

[thorn salmon]

hatsune mikuuu

[open pasture]

you should much or less fear whoever is in control of the infrastructure itself. They track more than what google does.

[thorn salmon]

ur being tracked and ur data is being sourced for marketing and money

[open pasture]

usually private sectors within a nations govern.

[dusk bone]

Much or less?

[open pasture]

whoa, such big news.

[thorn salmon]

shut ur sarcasm

[digital kettle]

????

yall sleeping on samsung xclipse

[open pasture]

depending on the person, some fear regimes and all the control. Some dont.

[thorn salmon]

whats that

[open pasture]

Sorry mate, didn't mean to offend anyone or anything. Happy vibes right

[thorn salmon]

i aint offended by ur sarcasm lol

[hollow surge]

i am

grrrrr

[spark crescent]

hi gyys

don't be an asshole

thank you

[keen junco]

you cant tell me what to do

[spark crescent]

marvin ill kill you

[keen junco]

you cant

i'm immortal

[open pasture]

great

[drifting carbon]

hi

[raw panther]

now that's being an asshole

[spark crescent]

immortal doesn't give you invincibility idiot

[open pasture]

I'm a cat, can't you tell?

[mighty fractal]

A question did they ever release the guilds update yet

[spark crescent]

I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED BEING AN ASSHOLE

[mighty fractal]

Or when is it planned TwT

[hollow surge]

are you ai

[spark crescent]

that's cool i like cats

[open pasture]

ahem As an AI model, i am not equipped with modules to accept my own existence

[hollow surge]

i like you