🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[harsh minnow]

flashback to when someone sent me an email telling me about this file containing secrets

[keen kernel]

should make a fake git repo with a fake honeypot gitea instance

and creds for it

[last karma]

I have a fake .env on my website for bots

[keen kernel]

so when they scan for .git

they try to auth with the honeypot

[keen junco]

Yeah that's bad you shouldn't commit this idiot

[harsh minnow]

no way someone just haggled vencord badge price

[keen junco]

I would do that

[reef bridge]

should I try to port uwurandom to haskell

[harsh minnow]

(i said yes)

[keen kernel]

flashback to

[stiff urchin]

lmao 😭

[lapis lava]

happened to me too

[keen junco]

Port yourself to Rust to avoid memory leaks and crashes

[harsh minnow]

doing this is kinda dumb cause you're gonna get your ass sued for "hacking" lol

[keen kernel]

so I didn't actually host that

[harsh minnow]

no i mean the scanning and emailing part

[reef bridge]

already done

[keen kernel]

ah

[harsh minnow]

if you email 100 companies about a vulnerability in their site, you will get aired by 90, 9 thanks and 1 threatening to sue you

[keen junco]

The new hacking paragraph would cover this

[stiff urchin]

are you speaking from experience

[harsh minnow]

second hand experience yes

[stiff urchin]

o

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012362190449279037/1312887332180856852/20241201_153332.webp?ex=674e211c&is=674ccf9c&hm=b5791d9cf002e970770c442a2c6001ff9bd453c5042e6b0cc4662e6cd8d4e54c&=&format=webp&width=579&height=723

[harsh minnow]

hearing about cases lmao

[lapis lava]

i just opt out from these alerts when i receive them

[edgy ermine]

lmao

[keen junco]

https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/en/the-cdus-leaky-campaign-app-li.176310

[harsh minnow]

there was some guy here in germany who was investigating a software for his customer, found an exposed sql database that leaked data of 100k customers, he reported it to the company privately and got sued and had to pay 3k fine

[cyan lynx]

Help me please I have a sudden craving for chocolate chip cookies

[keen junco]

Oh yes this too lmao

[edgy ermine]

never report vulnerabilities without BBP

[keen junco]

What

[harsh minnow]

here's another example https://www.golem.de/news/nach-datenleck-hausdurchsuchung-statt-dankeschoen-2110-160269.html

[edgy ermine]

no bug bounty program

no permission to pentest

[keen junco]

Oh

[harsh minnow]

tldr: guy found data leak that affected 700k customers, reported it, got sued and had his house raided by authorities and his devices seized

[keen kernel]

the more vulns they make the more money they make

actually genius

I should make a fake company that's entire goal is to have vulns

and then sue everyone who tries reporting them to me

and get money out of it

[edgy ermine]

unethical ways to make money

[keen junco]

In Germany you'll soon have the permission to pentest without this risk, at least if the new hacker paragraph is getting greenlit

[harsh minnow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJbvO0Elrtk

[edgy ermine]

i cant bring my macbook to germany

guhh

[stiff urchin]

wtf

[keen junco]

My bug bounty program is making an anonymous ProtonMail account through Tor and extorting the company in question for money

[stiff urchin]

real

[raw panther]

[glass shell]

hi veecord

[last karma]

No

[wary geyser]

Prolly

[paper gate]

hi

[wary geyser]

Heya

[last karma]

Hello

[paper gate]

hi silly soldier

[keen junco]

Hello Callie, you should sleep

[paper gate]

hi~

[bold adder]

biden mask off

he aint playin no more

[green kernel]

what did his son do again?

oh

[winter girder]

Did yall know that your phone has a pressure sensor

[bold adder]

he didnt do anything seripous

hunter just uh

[lapis lava]

i ate it

[bold adder]

iirc he bought a gun when he was a drug addict

and he lied on the form

[winter girder]

NOO

[winter girder]

Donald Trump rp

[open pasture]

Now you have a pressure sensor

[harsh minnow]

this is big L

this album cover caught me off guard (got it in my youtube recs) 😭 || https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9aY0oGGVHE ||

[glossy swallow]

is it normal for installing arch to be a multi day process

[winter girder]

@harsh minnow do you also have a Dr pepper sensor

[mystic salmon]

No

[lapis lava]

nop

[winter girder]

Like installing installing it or ricing it?

[glossy swallow]

i started right in morning, now it's Tommorow

[lapis lava]

i installed in like 10m

[solemn plank]

oh god

[mystic salmon]

I did my first install of arch in like 2 hours max

[solemn plank]

that is not, in fact, normal

[winter girder]

So bad

[glossy swallow]

i am trying to install keeping my /home btrfs subvolume

[mystic salmon]

I was doing it manually and with a dualboot

[winter girder]

Why

[glossy swallow]

so i don't need ot manually copy everything to and from slow hdd

[mystic salmon]

Plus i barely had any linux experience

[glossy swallow]

to keep my files

[winter girder]

There's a guide on how to install arch with dual boot

[winter girder]

Just.. make it a separate partition?

[mystic salmon]

I've done it it's possible, I assume you have it set up so root and home are seperate non nested subvols right

[glossy swallow]

but i don't want to dual boot

and subvolumes are nicer than partitions

[wary geyser]

Damn

[glossy swallow]

just going through arch install guide but not partitioning or formatting

[winter girder]

You could just copy all the files from your home directory to the arch linux install, nuke it, and start from fresh making the subvolumes

[glossy swallow]

and i deleted the root subvol and recreated it

[glossy swallow]

you can't just copy files

you need an intermediary device

i don't have anything practical apart from a fairly slow hdd

[fallow pawn]

lool

[zinc junco]

I think you should type archinstall

[glossy swallow]

i would if i was copying files

but i don't want to do it that way

[winter girder]

And why not? It's located on the same disk

Unless I'm slow

[glossy swallow]

wdym?

[paper gate]

the kode tode

[fallow pawn]

@open pasture @edgy ermine its all gone

[edgy ermine]

yoo

[glossy swallow]

you've gotta make a backup if you're resizing partitions

[edgy ermine]

how much platinum was lost

[glossy swallow]

ignore what i did earlier

[lapis lava]

the koade todea

[winter girder]

Not necessarily, you could just raw dog it

[glossy swallow]

but that'd be all messy

[fallow pawn]

im broke so

guess

[glossy swallow]

shrink fedora partition create new home partition, copy stuff, shrink again

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine hiii

[glossy swallow]

and it'd take hours

from my experience

[fallow pawn]

dont tell me..

[winter girder]

Its already taken you 2 days 😭😭

[edgy ermine]

hi

[edgy ermine]

4

4 platinum

[winter girder]

@edgy ermine im in your computer

[glossy swallow]

well

[edgy ermine]

prove it

[glossy swallow]

more like just over 24 hours

[fallow pawn]

more like 10 lol

[winter girder]

I just did

[glossy swallow]

it's just been across two days

[fallow pawn]

ONE STONE BLOCK SURVIVED

[edgy ermine]

leak the nekocord root key

[edgy ermine]

mine it

[winter girder]

123.password.Nekocord_RootKey(They'll never guess this)

Yes

[fallow pawn]

it looks so funny on the map

[glossy swallow]

how has my phone survived 24 hours on 1%

[edgy ermine]

yop

[winter girder]

Uncensor it, you won't

[edgy ermine]

correct

i wont

[winter girder]

123456789

Leaked

[edgy ermine]

im gonna regenerate the key

idk why i made it so smol

[winter girder]

No

Do it and I'll find you

[glossy swallow]

zstd:3 means zstd level 3 right

[winter girder]

lc.google zstd:3 means zstd level 3 right

[night blaze]

zstd 1.5.1 Manual

Note 3 : cParams : use ZSTD_getCParams() to convert a compression level into its associated cParams. Limitation 1 : currently not compatible with internal ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 6/20

[glossy swallow]

i tried gogle

well startpage

google has ai dumb stuff

🤮

[boreal torrent]

LLM is a better search engine than google nowadays for most of the cases

google results are so fucking bad now

even bing results r better

[winter girder]

Everytime I come here you always have the worst takes ever

[glossy swallow]

i don't ever use llms because if you want to verify it's true... you'll just use a search engine and see which sources you can find lol

[boreal torrent]

how am i wrong lmao

google sucks now

[harsh minnow]

[glossy swallow]

but i was also getting quite upset by my laptops lack of optical drive earlier

[harsh minnow]

insane

[glossy swallow]

because i have some music only on cd

[boreal torrent]

tbh llms would be better if they didnt pull info outta their asses

[glossy swallow]

and needed some arch installation jazz

[winter girder]

That will happen till the end of time

[boreal torrent]

but for simple questions like that

its enough

for slightly complex questions no one should ever use a llm

[winter girder]

All fun and games until you see your nurse using chat gpt

[boreal torrent]

HORROR

[glossy swallow]

i am just used to tuning out ai stuff

youtube has ai powered spoilers now

🔥

[raw panther]

a few years and there will be no nurse

[winter girder]

I will force feed you ai data

[winter girder]

Wrong

[boreal torrent]

bing results r so much better than google now

this is comically funny

[winter girder]

People said that about train conductors and there's still thousands of them

[boreal torrent]

for now

no train conductors = govs spend less money paying workers and govs love to not pay people

[glossy swallow]

useles

[boreal torrent]

its a pet

[glossy swallow]

do not feed koda cat food

[winter girder]

The railways aren't government owned

[boreal torrent]

i hate how everything has to have an LLM

[winter girder]

They're privately owned most of the time

[boreal torrent]

it's fucking stupid

[boreal torrent]

they are in my country i think

[winter girder]

So why would the government care

[winter girder]

Whats your country

[boreal torrent]

brazil

only sao paulo has railways anyway

[winter girder]

They used to be

[boreal torrent]

ic

[edgy ermine]

guh

it's good enough

ig

[bold adder]

[edgy ermine]

something

elliptic curve

[fallow pawn]

insane chest

[edgy ermine]

true

[fallow pawn]

never running out of stone again

[edgy ermine]

infinite statues

[harsh minnow]

someone change @rocky palm role colour to #e500ff

oh wait I forgot like no one has perms to do that

[fallow pawn]

i'll do it

give me the role

[harsh minnow]

v+ Manager @fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

hugee

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-bridget-guilty-gear-brisket-taunt-gif-26654715

[fallow pawn]

done

oh my god im so broke

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn are you the manager of this establishment?

[harsh minnow]

she is

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn i would like to report a problem

@harsh minnow guh MTP so bad

i hate

[fallow pawn]

i bought like over a thousand lol

[harsh minnow]

I took samas manager away initially cause I saw her install user plugin of some noname

[edgy ermine]

want my money

[harsh minnow]

she will get backdoored one day

[paper gate]

insane

[fallow pawn]

girl I don't use user plugins

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow do you think vencord has any RCE

[fallow pawn]

also u didnt tell me that was the reason..

[harsh minnow]

oh

u literally commented on the thread

[lapis lava]

GoodPerson

[harsh minnow]

[fallow pawn]

that doesnt mean I installed it

[harsh minnow]

😭

normally it does

ur so silly

[fallow pawn]

last time I used a userplugin was probably like more than a few months ago

[harsh minnow]

I mean that was half the reason

[fallow pawn]

xd

[harsh minnow]

the other half was that I figured you just don't need it anymore

[fallow pawn]

I use vencord dev builds is it over for me

[harsh minnow]

it's over..

[solemn plank]

bwaa

[lapis lava]

vee runs stero mic

[fallow pawn]

she does I can confirm

[lapis lava]

all these woke people talking about stereo mic…
why don’t we have surround mic

[fallow pawn]

she sounds so good

[solemn plank]

with userplugins, yes

[paper gate]

stero mic when

[solemn plank]

actually wait

[lapis lava]

she ste on my reo til i mic

[solemn plank]

vencord literally is remote code execution

isnt it

[lapis lava]

how

[paper gate]

crack my spine like a whip

[lapis lava]

i once thought of making a license system for paid plugins

[solemn plank]

executing code from a remote source

[fallow pawn]

the only thing thats remotely close to that is the /vencord-debug button thing

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/555301996098224139/1054900202022117437/FDD1DFEB-2CD1-41E7-A3A8-B9838C7EDEB8-1.gif

[lapis lava]

plugin auto updates

[harsh minnow]

lie 😭

[lapis lava]

load code with fetch and eval() it

[harsh minnow]

I'm mono all the way

[paper gate]

mono so much better than dotnet

[fallow pawn]

I know honey

@lapis lava we need uhhh whats that called again

usereval

[harsh minnow]

true

[lapis lava]

where was it again

[fallow pawn]

best way to token log nino

[solemn plank]

alternatively, hack vee and send a malicious update

[fallow pawn]

just have a chance nin0 has their user eval running

[lapis lava]

some usereval version checked output for phone number (hardcoded) and token

and refused to send if it logged any of these

(you could bypass by btoaing)

[solemn plank]

thats really cool

[solemn plank]

lol

[harsh crest]

ah yes

[fallow pawn]

[paper gate]

creature

[harsh minnow]

r ur teeth white and straight @fallow pawn

[lapis lava]

not my iphone thinking i wake up at 1am

[fallow pawn]

what do I do with this space guys

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056566487327977525/1198273273054638130/attachment-29.gif

[fallow pawn]

are yours

[lapis lava]

eat it

[paper gate]

prison

[boreal torrent]

are you calling her british

[harsh minnow]

if the plural of tooth is teeth then the plural of booth should be beeth

[paper gate]

wing is british

[harsh minnow]

but it's not

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow guh help

[boreal torrent]

IT'S NOT?

what's it then

booths?

[paper gate]

i will ask in pro gamer channel

[harsh minnow]

booths

[fallow pawn]

tooths

[paper gate]

i have no teeth

btw

[lapis lava]

2h46 before day 2

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/bdgbj.gif

[harsh minnow]

the plural of fish is fish but the plural of dish is dishes

[lapis lava]

just need to be up for that long

[fallow pawn]

fishes

[boreal torrent]

english is very consistent as you can see

[harsh minnow]

yes

[fallow pawn]

so many dish

[boreal torrent]

2+2=fish

[fallow pawn]

time to hop on macos

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-edited-message-edited-the-rock-gif-26394548

[fallow pawn]

/vencord-debug

oh

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @harsh minnow)

[harsh minnow]

[fallow pawn]

thgank you

[harsh minnow]

https://fixvx.com/MadokaSlotsDly/status/1863407155065299044

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/me-breathing-i-am-a-little-freak-dog-gif-17707970808028678389

me breathing i am a little freak

vee are you a freak

[fallow pawn]

me

https://d.vxtwitter.com/FindLuigi/status/1863387566801551816 @harsh minnow

find luig

[harsh minnow]

oh my god why is there Luigi Wario

scary

[fallow pawn]

I actually have no idea where it is

[paper gate]

@solemn plank

[harsh minnow]

I hate Wario

[fallow pawn]

why

[paper gate]

samararia

samaria

[fallow pawn]

https://d.vxtwitter.com/FindLuigi/status/1862644613778993608 @harsh minnow

this one should be easier

[harsh minnow]

What if you woke up tomorrow and your skin changed from normal skin colour to multicam @paper gate

ummmm

[fallow pawn]

its so bad

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038155515454304310/1300789559566536714/meomnom.gif

@harsh minnow

car slug

[harsh minnow]

why is the slav stereotype absolut vodka glass bottle when in reality the average slav doesn't have enough money for that and instead drinks alcohol, that someone's grandfather made, from a plastic bottle

[fallow pawn]

grandfather drinks sound fire

[raw panther]

floorp

[fallow pawn]

my grandpa used to make eggnog for thanksgiving

was so good

[harsh minnow]

😭

[fallow pawn]

what

[raw panther]

I want to try eggnog

[harsh heath]

Hey all! I'm new! Just downloaded vencord, is the fake nitro bannable? I also heard something about streaming with the nitro thing active it will crash.

[raw panther]

never had it, I feel like an imposter alcoholic

[harsh heath]

oh wrong channel

[fallow pawn]

my grandpa drank eggnog with alcohol which I found bizarre

[harsh heath]

MBBB

[fallow pawn]

how would those even go together

[unborn halo]

Proper nog is made with bourbon

Part of the recipe.

[noble quest]

isnt that normal

[fallow pawn]

well i saw it when I was a child lol

so i wouldn't of known that

[harsh minnow]

"wouldn't of" 😭

[fallow pawn]

?????

[harsh minnow]

it's have not of..

[fallow pawn]

[harsh minnow]

people saying of instead of have makes me unreasonably annoyed

idk why lmao

[fallow pawn]

vee is my grammar police

[harsh minnow]

yes!

[paper gate]

what is that

[lapis lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1297644783027748955.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=BananaDancing

[harsh minnow]

cnail

[paper gate]

i think its like wouldn'tve sounds like wouldn't of

[fallow pawn]

https://d.vxtwitter.com/fybetho_o/status/1863347377454583820?s=46 @harsh minnow

[unborn halo]

Maybe you could of tried harder to understand

[paper gate]

crabs

i will unleash crabs in your house @fallow pawn

[lapis lava]

rust

[paper gate]

samie do you live in a big house or medium house or small house

[boreal torrent]

Windows 7 was such a pretty OS

istg

[fallow pawn]

and why would I describe that

[paper gate]

you are insane

if you think i can identify where you live on that

[harsh minnow]

yes but it's not of 😭

[fallow pawn]

yeah

[lapis lava]

zoot will look at all cali houses

[boreal torrent]

watching a video of someone using it on a laptop lets me remind of the good memories

[harsh minnow]

that doesn't even make any sense

[lapis lava]

and find yours

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow@harsh minnow@harsh minnow

[boreal torrent]

samara lives in a mansion

[paper gate]

samie lives in a mansion

[fallow pawn]

my room is as big as a small closet

[paper gate]

popcorn made from corn

[fallow pawn]

korn?

[boreal torrent]

we are so connected

[harsh minnow]

r u Harry Potter

[boreal torrent]

sharing a single brain cell

[paper gate]

NO

NOT KORN

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1311731681509511250/cachedVideo.mov?ex=674de153&is=674c8fd3&hm=c981a5dd282cc4ff47994c78637455e2c2588a64d2be6a03b204f28ebef72681&

[paper gate]

you are evil

[boreal torrent]

the limbo

[boreal torrent]

u

[fallow pawn]

https://x.com/Hypno_74/status/1863299586598601095

Hypno (@Hypno_74) on X

Twitter · Dec 1, 2024, 7:10 PM

[crude fern]

my gf made me play furry multiplayer mmo-like game

[boreal torrent]

wtf

out of all these

the only I knew was Finnish is Linux

[crude fern]

why is this the one time im not depressed i hate my life

[boreal torrent]

Would you rather be Finnish or be finished

[fallow pawn]

uhhh

finnish created linux it must be good

[crude fern]

finnish

[fallow pawn]

imagine creating linux

[boreal torrent]

vnwords

[paper gate]

what is that command

[boreal torrent]

i thought it was a real command

i got fooled

[solemn plank]

i know this video. luigi isnt here

[boreal torrent]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[fallow pawn]

i should make my own os

[lapis lava]

samaros

[boreal torrent]

WHY U HUSKING ME

[fallow pawn]

it will only be compatible with mac hardware

[boreal torrent]

i didn't do anything 😭

[solemn plank]

ven word

[boreal torrent]

so... any intel or amd cpu?

[fallow pawn]

i forgot to be specific

apple silicon mac hardware

[boreal torrent]

evil

[fallow pawn]

asashi linux exists already tho..

[boreal torrent]

yop

still no m4 support tho :c

[fallow pawn]

NOOOO

[boreal torrent]

it only supports M1 and M2

and barely M3

[fallow pawn]

makes sense

[paper gate]

fire will consume us all

[boreal torrent]

i think atm macbooks are like

[bold adder]

wat da tuna

[boreal torrent]

the best ARM laptops

[bold adder]

vnwords

[boreal torrent]

but there's like

[bold adder]

:(

[boreal torrent]

no good competition

that's why

snapdragon x elite laptops so fucking bad

[shut geode]

does anyone know how to update armcord?

[lapis lava]

we call it legcord now!

[solemn plank]

wrong server buddy

[shut geode]

oh i see

[bold adder]

aw i think i put too much water in my noodles

[solemn plank]

also its legcor

d

[paper gate]

wingcord @lapis lava

[solemn plank]

now

[boreal torrent]

drink the boiling water

[fallow pawn]

I do wonder if we'll ever just migrate to arm or just stay intel

[paper gate]

neither maybe

risc v

[lapis lava]

new cpu arch

[boreal torrent]

I wouldn't consider ARM a "migration"

Still a proprietary standard with a terrible company behind

RISC-V is the future

[paper gate]

yop

[solemn plank]

migrate to arm65

[paper gate]

risc v so good

[solemn plank]

if arm64 is so good then why isnt there an arm65

[boreal torrent]

x86_64 won't die anytime soon, I think it just need chips with better thermal efficiency

[boreal torrent]

Apple did it well with their Apple Silicon chips

[fallow pawn]

arm64e

[boreal torrent]

They're extremely efficient

[solemn plank]

time for a quiz:
which battery has the most voltage:

1. AA
2. AAA
3. C
4. D

[paper gate]

whats a C

[boreal torrent]

programming language,.

[last karma]

they all have the same voltage

[raw panther]

creature I saw on le reddit

[fallow pawn]

X programming language soon

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/learn-c-and-cpp-programming-learners-academy-programming-c-programming-cpp-gif-24622350

[solemn plank]

correct

should i call

[raw panther]

it says call now

[solemn plank]

where is c plud

[boreal torrent]

I'm so hyped for my new laptop guhhhh

[solemn plank]

theres no c+

[boreal torrent]

I'm getting in it January or February maybe

[lapis lava]

2h4m before aoc day 2

?remindme 12am

[river thunder]

Alright @lapis lava, in 2 hours, 2 minutes and 46 seconds: …

[solemn plank]

they made c and c++ but no c+

[paper gate]

ninuhhh

[boreal torrent]

C+ is modern C

[fallow pawn]

I think I know which language im using next

[boreal torrent]

Swift...

[paper gate]

use Haxe

[fallow pawn]

Objective-C++

[paper gate]

objective c so bad

[boreal torrent]

HORROR

[mossy egret]

learn assembly… best decision of my life

[boreal torrent]

I'm planning to

[lapis lava]

why

insaneeee

[boreal torrent]

I'm interested in OS Dev

and computer engineering

[fallow pawn]

https://web.archive.org/web/20101203170217/http://developer.apple.com/library/mac/#documentation/Cocoa/Conceptual/ObjectiveC/Articles/ocCPlusPlus.html

[bold adder]

c++ battery

[paper gate]

assembly is interesting

[boreal torrent]

So I gotta understand deeply how CPUs work

[solemn plank]

oh

[spark crescent]

let's play fortnite

[solemn plank]

its because of ++

[fallow pawn]

Objective-C++ so bad that apple deleted their documentation on it

[solemn plank]

it would add 1 to c

[paper gate]

samie science

Samara++

[boreal torrent]

I'll only do x86-64

and maybe RISC-V

because x86-64 and RISC-V are the most accessible options

[stiff urchin]

libremacOS real

[solemn plank]

my entire upper lip is chapped

[lapis lava]

i should make BetterJava

java but the only keyword is “public static void main string args”

[solemn plank]

growing

[boreal torrent]

zoot hates cartoons

[paper gate]

too much anime

[boreal torrent]

wdym too much

it's just a drawing

[boreal torrent]

me

[paper gate]

this server

[fallow pawn]

zoot would husk anything imaginable

[paper gate]

nope

[fallow pawn]

@wooden harbor hello

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310521032414593035/1310521073493737482/caption.gif

[paper gate]

time traveller

[wooden harbor]

privet

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[solemn plank]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-cat-funny-wall-hungry-gif-2831864459693607895

[mossy egret]

@boreal torrent you will learn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOO

[boreal torrent]

mooo 🐮

[solemn plank]

acronym in acronym...

[boreal torrent]

text-based online virtual reality system

WDYM TEXT-BASED VIRTUAL REALITY SYSTEM

[bold adder]

what if an animal says the animal sound that is not their animal sound

[wooden harbor]

cat doing a whale sonar

[boreal torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgIfcmDI9K4

[harsh minnow]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

LOVE

[somber leaf]

It’s literally a IRC

[crude fern]

this is so deep

[boreal torrent]

I imagined that

[paper gate]

@boreal torrent

[bold adder]

mark mark mark beow beow beow

[bold adder]

bro wants out of there

[keen kernel]

mark mark mark ass beow beow beow lee

[bold adder]

when the cat turned around it was like oh shit he found out im a skinwalker

time to turn back into a cat

[harsh minnow]

SKINWALKER

[boreal torrent]

MUDs seem fun ngl

[boreal torrent]

result in the middle

it's like

wing ʷᶦⁿᵍ wing

[green kernel]

I'm just gonna send tiktoks and funny clips from now on 😭

[cyan lynx]

Ah, So Jolly!

[bold adder]

my friend is insanely drunk and hes going around trolling people

[boreal torrent]

this is awesome https://github.com/chomosuke/typst-preview.nvim

[boreal torrent]

📵

velb 📵

[neon ferry]

Top 📵 Users

1 ​ ​ ​**>> @boreal torrent <<**

Page 1/1 • used by 1 users • used 1 times

[boreal torrent]

firsttt

velb 🪅

[neon ferry]

Top 🪅 Users

5 ​ ​ ​**>> @boreal torrent <<**
1 ​ ​ ​@waxen sphinx
1 ​ ​ ​@harsh minnow
1 ​ ​ ​@dire dawn
1 ​ ​ ​@chrome totem

Page 1/1 • used by 5 users • used 9 times

[bold adder]

what do you think hes thinking

[keen kernel]

PUT UP YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE

STOP BEING LAZY

that's what he's thinking

[boreal torrent]

ho ho ho merry christmas

(in 23 days)

wholesome

[raw panther]

murder

[green kernel]

holy shit

[rose otter]

how did you get that custom badge im new to vencord :(

nvm found it

[modern ore]

i wish there was a client mod in vencord to disable the discord startup thing that forces you to update

[keen kernel]

put it on ur Christmas list

[cyan lynx]

Christmas…

[last karma]

vesktop doent have that

[boreal torrent]

no third party client has that

thankfully

[modern ore]

i hate being a programmer and having the inherent feeling of "i need to do this but better"

[boreal torrent]

I meant that

No third party client has forced updates

[modern ore]

i've started and abandoned a custom client for discord like three times already

[boreal torrent]

Vesktop is pretty good, you should try it out

[modern ore]

ooh

[keen kernel]

legcord my beloved

[cyan lynx]

I wish there was a plugin to replace everything in discord to jolly stuff

[keen kernel]

jollycord

[cyan lynx]

Yes

[keen kernel]

make jollycord

[modern ore]

does it let me mod easier like implementing undiscord without doing annoying stuff like how vencord does it

[keen kernel]

make it apply the get jolly with it effects as a css

[boreal torrent]

what's undiscord

[modern ore]

i'm more of a tui guy

[keen kernel]

someone do this

[modern ore]

lets you mass delete messages

[boreal torrent]

oh

Do it on browser

[cyan lynx]

What is vesktop?

[last karma]

discord client

[keen kernel]

I eated it it is no more

[cyan lynx]

Ok

I need jollycord

[fallow pawn]

https://github.com/vencord/vesktop

[cyan lynx]

I need my discord to be 🎄JOLLY🎄

[boreal torrent]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message

LMAO

[keen kernel]

viru

[boreal torrent]

"cheaters" 😭

[last karma]

lmao

[bold adder]

vriu

[boreal torrent]

guys

what do you think about 13" and 14" laptops

[cyan lynx]

Jolly

Christmas

Chocolate chip cookies

[keen kernel]

Chrysler

[cyan lynx]

Hot chocolate

[boreal torrent]

last time I had a laptop was exactly ten years ago with what I think was a 5th gen Intel Core i5

I don't remember shit about it, lol

[cyan lynx]

With extra marshmallows

[boreal torrent]

I have never drank hot chocolate in my life

is it good

[main wyvern]

ye

[modern ore]

chocolate should be cold this is not up for debate

i will not change my opinion even if i know i'm wrong

[last karma]

i had a really nice laptop with a ryzen 6850u and 32gb of ram that i killed by spilling milk on it

[cyan lynx]

Very good

You should try it

Uranium is also good

[boreal torrent]

BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[last karma]

wtf

[modern ore]

cat took a shit in some nesquick

[cyan lynx]

Cocoa Puffs with chocolate milk

[unborn halo]

Or pudding

[boreal torrent]

The subreddit name makes very sense

[cyan lynx]

True

[boreal torrent]

idk how to translate it to english though

[cyan lynx]

Google translate works fine

Not always accurate though

[unborn halo]

PUDDING YOUR COCOA PUFFS WHERE THEY DON’T BELONG

[boreal torrent]

it's not a real word

it's slang

[open pasture]

a day late

[boreal torrent]

so i doubt it'd work fine

[open pasture]

oops

[boreal torrent]

grub; slop; yucky stuff

[last karma]

its still december 1st for me

[cyan lynx]

Same

Jolly

[open pasture]

oh right

[cyan lynx]

Christmas spirit

[wary geyser]

Same

[open pasture]

forgot timezones were a thing

[boreal torrent]

December 2nd 01:07 here

[cyan lynx]

😨

[boreal torrent]

get on the right timezone bozos

[cyan lynx]

😨

[open pasture]

4:07am

[boreal torrent]

ur british?

[wary geyser]

Ruined

[cyan lynx]

8:07

[boreal torrent]

ur fucking three hours ahead

[wary geyser]

Been playing Christmas music for like

3 months

[cyan lynx]

No

[keen kernel]

jschlatt a very 1999 Christmas

https://youtu.be/JjjNa8khhww

[wary geyser]

Pm or am?

[cyan lynx]

Pm

Im pst

[wary geyser]

Cali oregon or Washington?

[cyan lynx]

California 😭

[wary geyser]

Sorry but i gotta block you now

[cyan lynx]

Fair

I agree

[wary geyser]

Nah I'll give you a chance to leave first

[cyan lynx]

Jolly 😔

[last karma]

its 10:09 pm for me

[cyan lynx]

2 hours ahead

[wary geyser]

Bro lives in like Kentucky or shit

[last karma]

iowa

[wary geyser]

Gross

[cyan lynx]

Not as bad as California though

[wary geyser]

Nope

No where is

[cyan lynx]

As a Californian I can confirm that it is trash

[open pasture]

@paper gate

await the husk

[last karma]

i am very upset. i wanted a jschlatt christmas album vinyl but its sold out

[cyan lynx]

Jolly

The jolliness consumes

Soon…

[boreal torrent]

wrong ping

mb

[pine zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/21cafers-uma-musume-tm-opera-o-meisho-doto-gif-25950323

[main wyvern]

v+ brain rot

[open pasture]

a travesty

[crude fern]

Christmas music makes me wanna die

so bland.....

so annoying.....

so lame....

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/4lokogangemperor-hawk-tuah-haw-tuah-doom-gif-12559543870853577813

[green kernel]

He litterly sounds like him

[grand crypt]

Like who?

[cyan lynx]

How dare you…

No Christmas joy!

[crude fern]

its annoying.

srry for being objectively right

[cyan lynx]

Ok

I am going to be jolly

[crude fern]

like maybe if you made Christmas breakcore it'd be good

[cyan lynx]

Merry Christmas 🎅🎅🎅🎅

[crude fern]

which would be sleighbells over breakcore

[crude fern]

its not even December 3rd

[cyan lynx]

Let me be jolly man.

[green kernel]

The original

[crude fern]

nope

you have to wait

grrr

[cyan lynx]

You’re hurting my jolly…

Grinch

[crude fern]

good

i am not jolly i am :3

[soft wadi]

bro is not even trying

[cyan lynx]

Be jolly too…

[crude fern]

nope

[cyan lynx]

Least AI response

[soft wadi]

Least AI response

this is in a $10K tuition

[cyan lynx]

I just want to be jolly man.

[cyan lynx]

😨

Bro is cooked

[crude fern]

average collsge

momen

[crude fern]

ok wait until a week out tho

[soft wadi]

average rich student moment

[cyan lynx]

No I am full of Christmas spirit

I have to let it out or I will explode

[crude fern]

you better celebrate Hanukkah this well smh

[cyan lynx]

My bad

[crude fern]

Hanukkah is dumb too tho i prefer

igi

uh

[rare trout]

you can do CPR to baby shark

[soft wadi]

guys

guys guys

[cyan lynx]

True…

[soft wadi]

who wants to do secret santa

[cyan lynx]

Me

[crude fern]

you can do it technically to anything

[cyan lynx]

Im full of Christmas spirit

[crude fern]

polyrythmic cpr

[crude fern]

[soft wadi]

i'll make a groupchat and everyone will never know who others got

then like

on christmas

[cyan lynx]

Jolly

[soft wadi]

u give them something

[crude fern]

thatd be fun

i should try that if i ever need to do cpr

[cyan lynx]

Very jolly

[crude fern]

cpr to speedcore

[crude fern]

tf you call inverse subdividing

[cyan lynx]

Cpr to Christmas songs

Cpr to all I want for Christmas

[urban elk]

@crude fern me working on BIOS FV dumping

[crude fern]

what

that isnt a bios tho it's an EFI isnt it?

[urban elk]

dumping the BIOS FV image so that I can analyze and get a before and after

[urban elk]

yes and no

smokeless efi runtime patcher has the ability to read stuff from the BIOS firmware volume image

that's in RAMA

RAM*

so I thought
hey why not let it dump everything

so that I can get a before and after of BIOS patching shit that only patches stuff in RAM

[crude fern]

isnt it tech UEFI

[quasi scarab]

hello friends

[urban elk]

wdym

[crude fern]

as bios refers to the ibm pc bios

[crude fern]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFI

[urban elk]

oh

well yeah I'm talking about UEFI

[crude fern]

most things use uefi nowadays

[urban elk]

yes

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038155515454304310/1300789559566536714/meomnom.gif

[urban elk]

and BIOS is used as a common term

[crude fern]

i just make the distinction as i actually run a BIOS machine

[urban elk]

but yeah um
the reason why I'm making it so that SREP can dump the UEFI firmware volume

is because there's this neat tool called smokeless UMAF

which patches the BIOS settings so that the ones that are hidden
are displayed and user configurable

[crude fern]

ohhh

but like

oh wait no uefi is rewritable

by like user

[obsidian shoal]

@soft wadi

https://imgur.com/M29lMGF

[urban elk]

it's smokeless
meaning that, while it patches the settings at the HII database level, it doesn't patch them persistently

[crude fern]

well i think bios is but not to the extent of uefi

[urban elk]

meaning that
any BIOS settings that were patched and reconfigured by the user

[crude fern]

idont understand what that means

[urban elk]

will have their changes saved

but

on next boot

they'll be hidden

[crude fern]

oh

[paper gate]

nom nom

[urban elk]

well
basically, you know how the BIOS and UEFI lets you configure shit right?

well

[crude fern]

why not just leave them permanently visible

[urban elk]

that's what I'm trying to make a BIOS mod for

[soft wadi]

i just finished class ur in luck

[urban elk]

by modifying SREP so that it can dump the BIOS FV, I can get a before and after

make a diff of the files

[soft wadi]

@obsidian shoal

[urban elk]

and then make my own patch.txt file

for UEFIPatch

[crude fern]

o

[obsidian shoal]

@soft wadi

[crude fern]

o

[urban elk]

yes

[soft wadi]

i just finished class

[crude fern]

i kinda understand idk im no good at programming and actual computer stuff >~<

[obsidian shoal]

💪💪💪

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-bunny-review-go-bunny-go-dancing-so-good-so-cool-dancing-gif-3519520363246587598

[obsidian shoal]

sigmund

[urban elk]

(this is going off my knowledge so I may be wrong)
those things are objects within a "HII database", but that's AFTER the BIOS is done POSTing

before that
they're initialized by a driver called "Setup" (at least on AMI based BIOSes)

[crude fern]

ami is the current major manufacture

so for like

[urban elk]

so I have to generate those diffs so that I can get where Setup initializes those objects and then patch the Setup driver itself

[crude fern]

90% of pcs

[urban elk]

for desktops yes

BUT

[crude fern]

ohh

[urban elk]

for laptops?

different story

[crude fern]

who does it there

i forgor

[urban elk]

AMI and Insyde

[river thunder]

@lapis lava, <t:1733108234:R>: …

[urban elk]

Insyde does almost all of them

I happen to have an HP laptop with an AMI based BIOS

[crude fern]

guh

[last karma]

Hmm i wonder what mine is

[crude fern]

phoenix is dead lol

kinda funny

[gusty marsh]

guys Is there a message logger version that saves messages in a file and not in ram

[crude fern]

why...?

[gusty marsh]

to keep it when discord restart

[crude fern]

for what reason tho

[cyan lynx]

That feeling when Christmas is tomorrow

[crude fern]

cant you just take screenshots

[gusty marsh]

bro...

[crude fern]

its not

[crude fern]

like....

kinda impractical to log every message and image ever sent. the db for that would be huge.

[last karma]

Only log when deleted or changed

[urban elk]

yea

bwa

[night cape]

mornin shiggers

[ripe jay]

Discord has temporarily limited your account for violating our Terms of Service or Community Guidelines. We’ve reviewed and confirmed this violation.

thanks discord!! (i got limited for "spam")

[winter girder]

L

[ripe jay]

talking to t&s is less effective than yelling at a brick wall

[cyan lynx]

It can be, but only if we believe

[soft wadi]

chromes @obsidian shoal

[visual marsh]

Hm

[lavish schooner]

yeah you are! :3

also WE GOTTEM

I FINISHED MY ENGLISH SUMMER HW!

[bold adder]

its winter ☹️

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[lone stag]

This green is absolute sex

[winter girder]

I remember installing Linux during class this one time

[distant stag]

Same but they're not stupid

They are phenomenal

[grand crypt]

No he fucking doesnt

Have you heard all the original songs??

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-chat-good-morning-chat-just-a-week-away-can-you-believe-it-guys-merry-christmas-discord-gif-27292611

[obsidian shoal]

marry crisdmast santa close

[violet umbra]

you're so right

[modern epoch]

I no celebrate Christmas

[lost furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[bold adder]

you will celebrate it this year

with the vencor

[modern epoch]

vencor

[lost furnace]

yeah I will

wait is this my first or second christmas with venniecord

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038155515454304310/1300789559566536714/meomnom.gif

[lost furnace]

I dont think I was active here last year so it might be my first

yeah apparently it is, FIRST CHRISTMAS WITH VENCOR

[grand crypt]

So sad, sending you wishes

[lost furnace]

samu what do you want for christmas?

[boreal torrent]

hello

[wraith osprey]

@paper gate can you do

[vivid junco]

Cursed image of an Xbox

[grand crypt]

The Great Purge of Vencord

Will turn Vencord into a utopia

[wraith osprey]

remove everyone I dont like

[grand crypt]

Exactly

[vivid junco]

Can't we have a war between white names and everyone else

[wraith osprey]

I have the best opinions

[grand crypt]

My blocklist will be a template

[wraith osprey]

there is no war to be had

they are already oppressed enough

they can't do anything

[grand crypt]

Low-key, I think whitenames becoming better than regulars

[bold adder]

regular brainrot

[wraith osprey]

unironically I enjoyed it more when I was a whitename yapping in the dev channels and never going anywhere else

[vivid junco]

Good thing I'm a donor so I'm still superior

[wraith osprey]

regular channel has ruined me

[grand crypt]

You are below everyone, donors are the worse of the worse

Contributors are the best of the best

[vivid junco]

😔

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310521032414593035/1310521073493737482/caption.gif

[wraith osprey]

so right everyone should give me money instead of vee

[vivid junco]

Nu uh the almighty role holders are the best

[grand crypt]

Never said that

[fallow pawn]

thats so real

only real ones get the almighty

[grand crypt]

I'm the realest

For my new role role

[boreal torrent]

what if i am a regular, a donor, and a contributor

[vivid junco]

Also the haus role holders (too lazy to spell the entire name)

[grand crypt]

Very in the center

But I like you so don't matter