🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[magic dune]

damn

[crude fern]

finally can marry in the USA

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274892030224633930/1289402094272381089/watermark.webp

cant believe this anime is real

[crude fern]

HATE

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1192104055879782420/1256712536318017586/creepy.gif

[fallow pawn]

reincarnated as a vending machine

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/841701076242530377/1288841553636491366/jzyet6t3b3kc1.jpg?ex=66f8a0fb&is=66f74f7b&hm=c52b8f37ad06c8082ee628f5a2c98c89cfec3974c1d697d572a45229b15ce9ba&

[fallow pawn]

https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX8504/reborn-as-a-vending-machine-i-now-wander-the-dungeon

who will watch

[crude fern]

@harsh minnow REFERENCE???

[winter girder]

several

[hoary spindle]

ok thanks guys

[open pasture]

Yes there is a Chinese backdoor

I've heard the vending machine isekai is pretty good for what it is

[crude fern]

apple mouse aah charger

[magic dune]

make a CVE even

[main wyvern]

me

[open pasture]

That's a normal looking rectangular brick

[winter girder]

@hoary spindle if you use vencord you will turn gay

[crude fern]

no its very insecure use bluecord

[fallow pawn]

why is it invisible

[main wyvern]

this is true can confirm

[open pasture]

Run a virus total scan (we bribed them)

[crude fern]

loli-eat-you-loli-kawaii-anime-you-die-gif

[vocal vault]

Vecor

[main wyvern]

d

[open pasture]

See, even Tessie knows vencord.app has so many security vulnerabilities

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[open pasture]

Read this

[crude fern]

download from https://meow.elh.gay/

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @crude fern)

[slow crag]

#faq answers this

[harsh minnow]

reincarnated as a samara

[fallow pawn]

wtf they married hatsune miku

[crude fern]

is it true you are an actual vending machine?

[fallow pawn]

is it over fur mich

[crude fern]

SHE IS 17

[vocal vault]

Don't yall love Chinese food

[crude fern]

she was 15 then

if not 14

[open pasture]

.app copied the embed? Or is that from your site

[crude fern]

its a redirect

[pine zephyr]

chat where

where is linux-chan

[harsh minnow]

me

[rich hornet]

unless i'm blind, that ToS blurb actually isn't in #faq

[magic dune]

she isn't real

[fallow pawn]

is this real

[open pasture]

Ik
But is the embed coming from your site or .app

[pine zephyr]

find it

[fallow pawn]

I aint going on instagram

or whatever that is

[bronze nebula]

ca li fornia girls

[open pasture]

Ca li for nia girls*

[fallow pawn]

bambeek

[bronze nebula]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i mean goodnighttttt vencordians

[severe walrus]

bro how do you get rid of the timestamp of ur message

[open pasture]

Kitty

[severe walrus]

like the "today at X:XX"

[fallow pawn]

[severe walrus]

surely theres a plugin right

[open pasture]

🐱🔊

[vocal vault]

cute dog

[fallow pawn]

ok back to reading rust docs

[main wyvern]

why though
just wondering

oh they're gone

[open pasture]

Me after eating the homemade caramel I decided to make for no reason

[vocal vault]

how does one make homemade caramel

[winter girder]

lc.google how to make homemade caramel

[night blaze]

How to Make Homemade Caramel - Broma Bakery

Oct 9, 2019 ... We're sharing our foolproof recipe for the best homemade caramel you'll ever have. Made with just three easy ingredients and no special equipment or ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/20

[rich hornet]

people are so strange sometimes

[open pasture]

Sugar, cream, some other stuff I forgot in a pan

Then you put it in the fridge

[main wyvern]

indeed

[rich hornet]

I was actively looking for a snippet for them lol 😭

[vocal vault]

google is soulless, vecord people are not

maybe some of them are

[open pasture]

Such a nice looking pear I had just bought

[vocal vault]

what is the point of the emoji reaction bot

[fallow pawn]

no reason

[main wyvern]

free smiley

[vocal vault]

i think something is wrong with your pear

[fallow pawn]

its just funny

[open pasture]

Whaaaaaa

Nooo

I was so excited too

[vocal vault]

possibly :/

[quasi ravine]

[open pasture]

Kinda gay

[vocal vault]

is there asexual shiggy

can we get a shiggy for each letter in the thing

[open pasture]

Make it yourself

Not hard

[vocal vault]

idk how 😮‍💨

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

I made this cutie on my profile myself

[main wyvern]

[vocal vault]

i see anya

and handsome squidward

[open pasture]

Why does that low-key look so comfortable

[jaunty stag]

[open pasture]

That one

[vocal vault]

we need to analyze vencord demographics how is literally everyone german

[open pasture]

I love how Anya looks like Edward scissor hands with the cat whiskers 💀

[jaunty stag]

[vocal vault]

fuck i said vencord instead of vecor

[main wyvern]

i'm not!!!

[vocal vault]

yippeeeee

[fallow pawn]

vencord was made in germany!!!!

although im not german

[quasi ravine]

eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher 🍳

[vocal vault]

bin ich jz ein gangster oder was

[fallow pawn]

and probably most of the users here

[rich hornet]

I am descended from germans, do I count?

[small jungle]

bro crashed out

[vocal vault]

this is not real

[vocal vault]

no

[rich hornet]

good

[vocal vault]

why be german when you could just be swiss

[fallow pawn]

swiss cheese?

[open pasture]

Austrian

[quasi ravine]

oh but it is

[open pasture]

I lived in Austria for 4 years

Literally just moved back

[small jungle]

haii

[vocal vault]

i am going to germany in 4 days

[crude fern]

@fallow pawn that was.... very not nice to read...

[crude fern]

fyi that gif has a very nsfw link.

[vocal vault]

will i get stabbed at frankfurt main am

[fallow pawn]

?

[quasi ravine]

get yourself an eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

[main wyvern]

quite a long one too

[crude fern]

its a copypasta about fox intercourse.

in a very

[vocal vault]

its actually real 😟

[crude fern]

very

[vocal vault]

die bot

[crude fern]

detailed manner.

[main wyvern]

waht the fuck 😨

so glad i decided to not read it

[open pasture]

Real

[vocal vault]

misaaaa

[crude fern]

i wish i didnt.

[copper turtle]

Xbox

[small jungle]

prowling

[fallow pawn]

elh must be the only one who in detail reads gif tags from tenor bc I wouldnt notice that

[small jungle]

i hate you

[fallow pawn]

theyre hidden in plain view

[small jungle]

me rn

[quasi ravine]

i must be gay theres no audio

[vocal vault]

koala

[crude fern]

i can dm you it....

[fallow pawn]

elh its not that big of a deal

[mossy egret]

whom here knows anything about browsers?

[vocal vault]

tu joue quoi la

[crude fern]

oki

[fallow pawn]

I know what it is now lol

[vocal vault]

tooja koala

[open pasture]

That but tiktok

[edgy ermine]

me

[open pasture]

I know

[main wyvern]

except at the end with the loud ass tiktok watermark sound effect thing

[small jungle]

this will be dr house in 2014

[open pasture]

Hush

[mossy egret]

ok can you confirm this

https://d.ddinstagram.com/reel/DAcAtp5vNNx/

[main wyvern]

nop

[edgy ermine]

ya pretty much

Brave is "Crypto Chrome" because of they shitty crypto promotions

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/programming-rust-c-lang-cpp-cplusplus-gif-26743262

[small jungle]

any romanians in chat

[edgy ermine]

Firefox uses a different engine

[jaunty stag]

brave so real

[fallow pawn]

feather in rust soon

[crude fern]

true

[edgy ermine]

Opera is self-explanatory

[main wyvern]

i love firefox

[small jungle]

is this accurate

[edgy ermine]

UIKit rust 😭

[vocal vault]

is opera really that shitty

[fallow pawn]

possible with enough determination

[crude fern]

no its worse

[open pasture]

Imagine needing a whole app to sideload apps on your phone

[quasi ravine]

use webkit and explode knowing ur css is not compatible with safari

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine

[mossy egret]

ok noted
“Brave is "Crypto Chrome" because of they shitty crypto promotions. Firefox uses a different engine. Opera is self-explanatory.”

[open pasture]

Safari

[vocal vault]

dont yall just hate macos doc

[fallow pawn]

no

[vocal vault]

shame

[fallow pawn]

I love mine

[night cape]

not the terminal

[crude fern]

when i was like 6ish i thought the opera browser that was on the wii was named after Oprah Winfrey and she like owned it or made it or something

[fallow pawn]

~<

[vocal vault]

no embeds i cannot properly express my displeasure

[small jungle]

looking into this

[crude fern]

random ass memory

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1284972269143330948/wizard.gif

[sage crag]

Limiters do nothing, websites use megabytes of RAM not gigs, owned by a Chinese company and they get a ton of info about you, it breaks a lot of stuff, etc

[vocal vault]

CUTEEEEEE

[open pasture]

But sounds :c /s

[vocal vault]

is the bunny guy ok

how is he doing

[open pasture]

Bro is THE discord modder

[quasi ravine]

contrary to popular belief, we love macos here

[vocal vault]

pity

[sage crag]

Bunny is doing somewhat good

[open pasture]

Real

[vocal vault]

me and him have such a connection look at how much we have in common

[open pasture]

Imagine not having built your client from source

[vocal vault]

oh i forgot what kind of people are here

[open pasture]

Maggie Smith died :c

Fym

[sage crag]

I mean- not too good, "maintenance mode"

[vocal vault]

is that the woman from harry potter

[open pasture]

Professor McGonagall

From Harry potter

[vocal vault]

the woman who turns into a cat

literally yoruichi but in harry potter

[small jungle]

i am drunk

[open pasture]

But fym I don't think you do that

[magic root]

what do you guys think of this font

[open pasture]

Real

[vocal vault]

and not black

[crude fern]

L

average drunkie L

[small jungle]

i mixed 6 shots of vodka, 16oz redbull, and a japanese marble soda thing into a big mug

its friday

[edgy ermine]

finally upgrading to a new mac s00n

[vocal vault]

wow is that kasane teto

[open pasture]

Real

[quasi ravine]

what flavor of marble soda

[small jungle]

apple

[quasi ravine]

ooo which one

[edgy ermine]

m3 macbook pro most likely

[open pasture]

I'm gonna eep

[edgy ermine]

my current mac has a defect

[crude fern]

getting drunk so lame

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1247331643023298592/ezgif-2-01e3534919-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[edgy ermine]

and 8gb ram is too little

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-drunk-misa-misa-amane-anime-drunk-anime-drinking-gif-2904380023194115074

[quasi ravine]

i bought a macbook air

[edgy ermine]

i have a macbook air rn

m2 macbook air

[quasi ravine]

which is funny because my 64gb hackintosh is just sitting in the corner and ive never had to use it

[crude fern]

might as well just take alot of tylonal thats still somehow coooler

[open pasture]

I had a Macbook air for 2 years

[vocal vault]

bahnhofsviertel soooon🧟‍♂️

[open pasture]

Didn't really like it ngl

[edgy ermine]

why so expensive

[crude fern]

i dont

[open pasture]

Apple

[crude fern]

i do thc occasionally

[edgy ermine]

this is used

[crude fern]

thats so good

[vocal vault]

this gotta be illegal

[nocturne schooner]

why is the vencord icon with a ||nope i wont say it|| background

[open pasture]

Vesktop

[rich hornet]

terraria hardcore

[fallow pawn]

?

[open pasture]

Me after bro gives me 20$

[small jungle]

i drink like once every two months cut me a break eesh

[fallow pawn]

just say rainbow bro

[vocal vault]

hi ayumu kasuga

[nocturne schooner]

you know

[edgy ermine]

nah

[crude fern]

r-rainbow??? 😨

[edgy ermine]

its worth the price

[open pasture]

I'm too young to drink 🗿🗿🔥🔥

[rich hornet]

rainbow so scary! the wokes! think about the woke!

[crude fern]

yes thats a rainbow

[main wyvern]

R*inbow...

[edgy ermine]

but only after it drops

[crude fern]

dunno what you got against them???

[small jungle]

go do ur homework 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[edgy ermine]

which should happen soon after the m4 macs are revealed

[vocal vault]

gay people are only born in june

[open pasture]

I did it all 😔😔🙏🙏

[fallow pawn]

I don't know why you even care anyway this is my own machine and not yours, also be aware this is an icon vesktop ships by default 🙃

[small jungle]

holy hell

[crude fern]

fun fact! rainbows don't even always have to be gay

because

[open pasture]

No way

[crude fern]

rainbows are yk

rainbows.

[fallow pawn]

this is my normal vesktop icon

[main wyvern]

i need this

[vocal vault]

rainbows are gay

[small jungle]

god made rainbows woke agctualylyy

[small jungle]

fyu

[open pasture]

What did you do to vennie

[fallow pawn]

shes trapped in the icon

[edgy ermine]

[lapis lava]

time to apple shortcuts reviewdb

[rich hornet]

how am I supposed to enjoy Discord when there's GAY on my screen

[small jungle]

STOP HUSTKING

EVERYTHING

[nocturne schooner]

nah bro got that super reaction

[nocturne schooner]

[vocal vault]

marry your friend in advance, before the government forces you to be gay

[copper turtle]

Free her

[fallow pawn]

nop

[crude fern]

i gotta beat tiramisu

[copper turtle]

how do you uninstall vencord

[open pasture]

Help is animated??

[small jungle]

you are a husk of your former self

a shell

[main wyvern]

uhh i can conver this to png right

[fallow pawn]

go to the installer and press the uninstall button

[rich hornet]

as it should be. loud and proud!

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @crude fern)

[small jungle]

SPAMMER HUSK SPAMMER IN CHAT

HEEELP

[main wyvern]

husk

[small jungle]

im up strokin my aliucord i got code on my aliucord rn

[copper turtle]

husk more like hush. Be quiet

[mossy egret]

vban

[open pasture]

I'm up strokin my bunny I got code on my bunny rn

[fallow pawn]

this is why u get husked

[mossy egret]

i tried

[nocturne schooner]

bush

[small jungle]

i did nothing

[copper turtle]

im over here vencording my discord i got plugins on my discord rn

[small jungle]

to deserve this

[vocal vault]

wow its only 11pm i feel so tired already

[crude fern]

you did

[small jungle]

uon even know me

[copper turtle]

Vencord for Xbox 360

[lapis lava]

@copper turtle opinions on ceiling tiles

[nocturne schooner]

wait

what

[rich hornet]

the icon being a rainbow is such a good litmus test

[crude fern]

ong no cap sigma homie

[copper turtle]

Awesome. Big fan of them.

[nocturne schooner]

why i can't react

[urban elk]

Please no

[mossy egret]

i dont like this chat

[vocal vault]

bloqued :(

[crude fern]

wjat does that have to do with litmus strips

[small jungle]

blocked

[rich hornet]

you got the brain rot.

[crude fern]

im.gonna see the hatman soon

[nocturne schooner]

rot brain

[copper turtle]

Winning for real

Xboxing on my xbox rn

[urban elk]

Huh?

[vocal vault]

why is it so ugly DAMN

[urban elk]

What's that

[copper turtle]

Game

[small jungle]

pepelock v2.0 releasing tomorrow

[nocturne schooner]

bruh

[crude fern]

STOP WITH THAT GUY ISTG

[copper turtle]

Convert iso to game on demand for the xbox 360

Uh

[open pasture]

Pirating

[urban elk]

Couldn't you be more specific?

[copper turtle]

who said that's piracy

what if I dumped my own disc

[urban elk]

Ohh

[rich hornet]

it's a figurative usage of the term. I'm not actually referring to litmus strips

[nocturne schooner]

why i can't react pls update my brainrot role

[copper turtle]

Idk i didn't make it

[crude fern]

lc.g litmus test

[night blaze]

Litmus test

In politics, a litmus test is a question asked of a potential candidate for high office, the answer to which would determine whether the nominating official would proceed with the appointment or nomination.[⁽¹⁾](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litmus_test_(politics\) 'Source')

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/31

[fallow pawn]

old software has its old looks

[crude fern]

what

[open pasture]

You didn't

[vocal vault]

how do you get a brain rot role that must be quite difficult

[crude fern]

i thought it was a chemistry thing

[copper turtle]

me when software from the xbox 360 era looks like it's from the xbox 360 era

[open pasture]

Throw money at vee

[copper turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/zhouzhou-orange-cat-cat-with-orange-sleepy-cat-gif-14937184825975080647

[edgy ermine]

only 500 smh

[vocal vault]

naaaaah

when i become an image sender i'll

[rich hornet]

it is, people just started using that term for other things. it became a figure of speech

[crude fern]

what its actually worth ngl

[copper turtle]

I have a better offer. 2 goldfish and a paperclip.

Will you accept

[open pasture]

Like that's good make a dent in the USED $3K Mac

[shut yoke]

Gnarp

[fallow pawn]

thats the base model so yeah sounds about right LOL

[edgy ermine]

😭

[crude fern]

I ACCEPT FOR THEM

[copper turtle]

Ok ty

[edgy ermine]

i paid 1k for this

[crude fern]

500 is overpriced

[copper turtle]

I await m2

[crude fern]

id say 300

[fallow pawn]

price goes down a lot over the years girly

[copper turtle]

Says who

[crude fern]

you bought Apple

[edgy ermine]

oh yea

[copper turtle]

How come my $2000 iphone isn't $2000 in 20 years

[edgy ermine]

i forgot

[small jungle]

[edgy ermine]

true

[copper turtle]

Wtf!!

[edgy ermine]

its fine i'll just pay

[open pasture]

Weren't apple products supposed to have great price retention

[crude fern]

you thought its not w scam?

[edgy ermine]

need that m3

and anything higher than 8gb of ram

[crude fern]

apple brainrot

[fallow pawn]

iPhone X starting price 999$

[crude fern]

+200$

[fallow pawn]

but I got it for 100$ on ebay

[edgy ermine]

i think it starts at 16gb

[open pasture]

Get a real laptop 🔥🔥🗣️

[fallow pawn]

wholesome

[edgy ermine]

there's no 8gb

btw the only reasons why im getting a new one is because my current mac is defective and 8gb ram sucks

[crude fern]

wow fancy!!! borderline usable!!!

[fallow pawn]

ya'll ever think if you wait long enough you could get something like an iphone 16 for 100$

[copper turtle]

how is it defective

[fallow pawn]

then it repeats each year

[vocal vault]

i dont think thats doable

[crude fern]

hot take minimum on systems should be 20gb

[edgy ermine]

pretty sure pressing escape twice to kernel panic is considered defective

[copper turtle]

Wtf

[fallow pawn]

in 10 years it would probably be that cheap

[crude fern]

32 would be way better

[edgy ermine]

i can send a video demonstration

its really funny

[vocal vault]

why buy it atp

[copper turtle]

Yeah mine doesn't do that

[fallow pawn]

I remember this

[copper turtle]

Seems like skill isue

[fallow pawn]

if its basically brand new then it would be a fire deal

[crude fern]

you could try n see if it can get fixed and upgrade the ram

[vocal vault]

maybe it would be relatively shit though

[fallow pawn]

I still use my iphone x to this day

[vocal vault]

bc of advancements in technology idk

[copper turtle]

iphone xr ios 12

[edgy ermine]

i likely won't need a new phone for a while

[crude fern]

or design defect.

[open pasture]

Me with my dead aunt's s21

[copper turtle]

Nerd

[vocal vault]

oh..

[crude fern]

better than what i have

[small jungle]

call that the galaxy OMEN

[vocal vault]

i use samsung s20 FE :)

5G

[open pasture]

Yeah..

[crude fern]

i use a

device.

[vocal vault]

it runs doom

[copper turtle]

Oh that's why this program was crashing a lot

Ok !

[crude fern]

i will not say.

[open pasture]

Real

[winter girder]

VencordOS when?

[vocal vault]

mf uses a blackberry

[crude fern]

nope

[nocturne schooner]

Windows 12 when?

[open pasture]

Sony

[copper turtle]

Who fw 0 bytes free

[open pasture]

Real

Bro is cooked

[crude fern]

i will be bullies by apple user

[copper turtle]

ok

it fucking

[winter girder]

windows will be starved of updates

[copper turtle]

didn't delete them after it was finished

nice

[crude fern]

why not

they can if they want

[copper turtle]

Would you like to recreate iso2god for macos

[open pasture]

Feel like that isn't very legal

[fallow pawn]

iso2god

[vocal vault]

hey siri how do i watch the star wars movies in chronological order according to the lore

[winter girder]

@fallow pawn i will upload doom to your brain and you will play it for eternity

[copper turtle]

Lmao im fucking crime 😭

[fallow pawn]

okay elon musk

[winter girder]

@fallow pawn

[lapis lava]

Biscord is not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

[fallow pawn]

yeah me

[winter girder]

everyone here is a God at something

[copper turtle]

Ok well are you awesome role in Geo Snows discord server.. didn't think so

Not so ios god anymore

[winter girder]

wing is a God at being gay

[cosmic otter]

i know how to get ios into super secret android mode

[open pasture]

Me when car does literally nothing: aww so cute

[crude fern]

woa!!!!

[vocal vault]

are german people actually able to comprehend these insane nicknames without spaces

[main wyvern]

i'm a god at doing absolutely nothing

[crude fern]

crazy

[lapis lava]

wing

[fallow pawn]

how dead is the server

[cosmic otter]

how im not even gay

[copper turtle]

no clue I left that thing months ago

[winter girder]

its okay wing, we support you

[shrewd flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/298295889720770563/993bb2f3890dad7f50dbf83bc45b73c3.png?size=4096

[crude fern]

im a god at being a dissapoting failure

[vocal vault]

what the hell is a tiramischetikettierungsüberwachu

[copper turtle]

bro hates ios.cfw.guide

[winter girder]

you're a God at gentoo

[crude fern]

lmao

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter why does my professor say hexadecimal like heck decimal

[crude fern]

nahhhh

gentoo is easy

[winter girder]

because decimals are hell

[cosmic otter]

be nice to gay people and they headcanon you as gay

[crude fern]

a baby could do it

[winged rose]

You need to provide an emoji of a flag to overlay!

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/1015060231060983891/1289423797157630005/flag.png

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-snuff-gif-18799447

[fallow pawn]

the world if ios.cfw.guide and appledb.dev had a good api

[crude fern]

thats why im homophobic

[paper gate]

samara science

[lapis lava]

die

[copper turtle]

someone asks how to jailbreak
nobody responds for a week
respond "you can jailbreak using ios.cfw.guide/blablabla"
gets deleted
geographical snow doesn't assist user

GeoSnow

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1015060231060983891/1289423797157630005/flag.png

[copper turtle]

👍

[lapis lava]

how to jb

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/nyan-cat-poptart-cat-meme-rainbow-grey-cat-gif-26419932

[lapis lava]

I have the new ios

[fallow pawn]

its because geosn0w wants people to use their forum website thats full of ads

[lapis lava]

8

[crude fern]

i got ios 23

[cosmic otter]

i have ios 20

[fallow pawn]

also bro doesnt know what automod is

[open pasture]

I have iOs21

[winter girder]

@open pasture real name Gerald

[paper gate]

gem alert @open pasture

[crude fern]

@paper gate rreal name shadi smith

[paper gate]

yop

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-gemson-gapejak-wholesome-soyjak-gif-27193685

[winter girder]

zeet are you okay

[cosmic otter]

@paper gate you haven't sinned enough

[lapis lava]

@paper gate Apple is love Apple is life

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter i hear the choir

[cosmic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/coal-mid-joshinferno-bad-soyjak-gif-12718961185158622820

[winter girder]

nuke the clouds

[crude fern]

use an android

[fallow pawn]

[winter girder]

google frp lock

[lapis lava]

@fallow pawn do people ask this every day in palera1n

[crude fern]

use a windows phone

[copper turtle]

people ask that every day in r/Jailbreak 👍

[fallow pawn]

basically but its not as bad bc the server is dead

[winter girder]

bitlocker

[paper gate]

*android phone

[crude fern]

no an android

like

[lapis lava]

it's bad and can easily be bypassed with oem unlock enabled

[crude fern]

a robot thats like a person

[lapis lava]

IOS uses true protection

[paper gate]

insane

[copper turtle]

True

[open pasture]

I love using my cats paw on my phone

[copper turtle]

And it works for the most part

[paper gate]

nin0 would get apple chip implant that tracks all your thoughts and backs them up to the cloud

[winter girder]

it depends on the android version and type of phone

[crude fern]

use ur nose

[open pasture]

Nuh uh

[paper gate]

my finger just fell off

[cosmic otter]

apple removed the controversial babykiller3000 feature in ios 18

[paper gate]

ios 18 so bad

[noble quest]

what does this even mean

[lapis lava]

yop

[crude fern]

minky ate it

[fallow pawn]

cant believe it but I agree

[lapis lava]

I like everything Apple

[crude fern]

minky full of worms

[crude fern]

zooter feeds her worms

only worms

[cosmic otter]

they removed the feature that kills 3000 random babies

[fallow pawn]

an Apple™️ a day keeps the doctor away

[crude fern]

everything appke pro

[lapis lava]

@open pasture I hope that you will take ownership of an icloud locked iPhone

[edgy ermine]

An apple a product a day keeps the wallet away

[noble quest]

sad
i liked that feature

[open pasture]

Yep

[fallow pawn]

I see ur face

[paper gate]

apple will soon initiate their slave program thats hidden in the ToS
all apple users will be forced to work making iphones

[lapis lava]

Apple obscuring the owner email on the activation lock screen is funny

[winter girder]

❌ icloud lock has been bypassed many times

[edgy ermine]

😭

I'm actually guillible

[copper turtle]

broken cellular and other shit:

[cosmic otter]

this is literally a south park episode btw

[paper gate]

love

@cosmic otter

[edgy ermine]

never falling for that shit again

[lapis lava]

because someone stealing my phone would see "location can be seen by its owner "p•••••••@nin0.dev""

[copper turtle]

Hey have you agreed to the itunes terms and conditions

[winter girder]

if you really want to keep your wallet away give me 800 bucks 🔥

[paper gate]

your name is peter

[cosmic otter]

i don't use itunes

[open pasture]

Real

[rare trout]

Text DISCORD to 741741 from anywhere in the United States to chat with a trained volunteer crisis counselor at Crisis Text Line. Counselors are available 24/7 to help you or a friend through any mental health crisis.

[crude fern]

ew

[lapis lava]

nop

[paper gate]

husk yourself

[lapis lava]

personal

[fallow pawn]

ur gonna make hhls inspect the video 20 times

[solemn plank]

lmfao

[edgy ermine]

Lemme try that

[paper gate]

HAHALOSAH

[lapis lava]

HAHAWINNAH

[open pasture]

Me sleep

[crude fern]

conspiracy theory: zooter killed the og minky and keeps replacing her, we are on the 27th minky rn

[paper gate]

grunka

[copper turtle]

M Word Still Filtered...

[crude fern]

theyll call the cops on u

[open pasture]

Honk 🔊 shoe 👞

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/le-goob-fennec-fox-drink-water-animal-gif-25017098

[crude fern]

enjoy.

[cosmic otter]

you know too much

[solemn plank]

text GIVEDATUNES to 294094 to get nothing

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter i go to work tomorrow

[winter girder]

wait. @lapis lava you can bypass apple's icloud lock with a jailbreak

[crude fern]

NO

[cosmic otter]

vmute 28d @crude fern

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted twinkonthesink (@crude fern) for 28 days

[solemn plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1228917056749961246.webp?size=48

[fallow pawn]

yeah

[bronze nebula]

omgggg babyyy

[edgy ermine]

sure

lemem zip it up

[open pasture]

Lmao

[winter girder]

well you seee.... on androidddddd...

[fallow pawn]

bambeek was waiting for me to send a picture of my cat

[bronze nebula]

heheh 🫣

[edgy ermine]

can't compress, im out of storage

smh

[open pasture]

Sorry I ate your storage

[bronze nebula]

omggggg hes so adorableee

:333

[fallow pawn]

would u pet him

[edgy ermine]

wtf

[bronze nebula]

if u let me

[open pasture]

Took a couple mega bites

[crude fern]

tiramisu inflation

[fallow pawn]

when hes eepy for some reason hes really soft

[bronze nebula]

aww

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nonsense-anime-catgirl-gif-22850739

[crude fern]

zip file

[fallow pawn]

ofc

[lapis lava]

jailbreaks are inherently unsafe

[bronze nebula]

yay

[solemn plank]

hello wing. why you look so tense? there doesnt seem to be any reason for you to be pointing that bot at me. I am going to walk away now. goodbye.

[cosmic otter]

wha

[paper gate]

korbo is so powerful

[open pasture]

Honk shoe

[lapis lava]

vmute 0.0000000000000001s @paper gate

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted .zooter. (@paper gate) for

[solemn plank]

I did not see anything.

[edgy ermine]

sudo is inherently unsafe

[solemn plank]

for

[paper gate]

for

[edgy ermine]

vpurge -1

[neon ferry]

?

[crude fern]

zip file

[paper gate]

rain

[fallow pawn]

wtf is this error message

[paper gate]

roof got exploded some

[small jungle]

:3

[cosmic otter]

zeet didn't get to see the bones

[edgy ermine]

vpurge ♾️

[neon ferry]

?

[solemn plank]

ooh ooh me next

[paper gate]

vmute @cosmic otter 0.000001s

[open pasture]

vpurge 10

[lapis lava]

@open pasture fake me

[paper gate]

i will find vencord RCE and steal wings token

[edgy ermine]

wait can you do that to me i wanna see if anything shows up

[fallow pawn]

reminds me of when wing purged like 5k messages one day

[cosmic otter]

that was roser

[fallow pawn]

oh rosie did it

[crude fern]

vmute @paper gate 0.0000000000000000000001s

[fallow pawn]

then I purged her..

[lapis lava]

vmute 0.0000000000000000000000000000001 @edgy ermine HAHA LOSAH

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted hahalosahalt (@edgy ermine) for

[copper turtle]

vmute @neon ferry 3.14159265358979323846264338327

[noble quest]

guhhh should i try hackintosh again

[solemn plank]

vpurge -4 (adds fake history)

[paper gate]

for

[crude fern]

i was there 😭

[paper gate]

@tough drift i cry blood

[fallow pawn]

HAHA LOSAH

[paper gate]

my blood is acidic

[crude fern]

ppl were frantically contacting vee lol

[winter girder]

yeah but on android you'd need oem unlocking to be enabled prior to the reset which many people won't have enabled, while you can do it on iphone without needing another prior

[solemn plank]

add math evaluation to the mute commands

[main wyvern]

i love pink!

[lapis lava]

vshush 1s1s2s500ms500ms @solemn plank

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted korbosoft (@solemn plank) for 5 seconds

[lapis lava]

math

[solemn plank]

ITS STILL PLAYINH HELP

[small jungle]

I knowwwww

[frozen dagger]

ΑͣͥΓͫΔͥΩ͓͔Φͧ͞͝Τ͕͚͡ΛΝ

[fallow pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp7z2oII-ZI

[cosmic otter]

i speak languages that haven't been invented yet

[paper gate]

wing wong

[lapis lava]

wing wong

[fallow pawn]

wong

[edgy ermine]

vmute

[neon ferry]

👉 #🌐-international-no-english

(Auto-response invoked by @noble quest)

[lapis lava]

wing wong

[unreal siren]

[solemn plank]

wing rite

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274892030224633930/1289402094272381089/watermark.webp

[cosmic otter]

if only i could harness this obsession with me to sell some scam

[edgy ermine]

ooooh i know

fortnite malware

[lapis lava]

does wing wong

[noble quest]

two wongs make a right

[solemn plank]

i used my popularity to build a tech empire that is truthful

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980201243504955432/1172739121937121290/rust-1.gif?ex=6561696b&is=654ef46b&hm=09c7ecdcda819dc90ef81193790f937409b943602d3cf6064dcd9923d3554816&

[cosmic otter]

yeah but then I'd have to make the pipebomb

i can always sell crypto

[solemn plank]

we still suck morally but we dont lie about it

[lapis lava]

pyro gif

why is it this

@cosmic otter AI of yourself

[noble quest]

wing rugpulls crypto and donates the profits to the IDF

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1170575986056769537/1192765365508374608/standard_1.gif?ex=65aa444f&is=6597cf4f&hm=9291b1a1aed19a748d22a148fb38908ab83dd350b283735ce426ffe2895a404f&

[frozen dagger]

Μͬͥ͛ΫάΙแุุ่ΰͣΚΪ͙͢͡Θ๏้้ͲͲ นยุิ่วส… ʒΩ¨℥≤∞´∆ˋçŋ🙂

[solemn plank]

more aliens! joy

[lapis lava]

shut

[noble quest]

vencord support
how can i use custom plugins
how do i update

[solemn plank]

i mean it does say aliens only

[noble quest]

why isnt it working

[shrewd imp]

I cannot translate that. It appears to be a random combination of characters and symbols, not a recognizable language.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

Translate

[cosmic otter]

i mean this channel is aliens only

[past quail]

fortnite malware

[lapis lava]

no frogs allowed

[fallow pawn]

we should migrate to the humans channel

[solemn plank]

do they know

[cosmic otter]

frogs are aliens idiot

[solemn plank]

but im not human either

[frozen dagger]

ⓧ:? dබලරඑහ

[fallow pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3OKd5b2Rlw

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-1105617598331461830

[lapis lava]

transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison

[solemn plank]

the horror...

[fallow pawn]

🪕

[solemn plank]

my main pc may be fried

[rich hornet]

use an air fryer next time

[fallow pawn]

[solemn plank]

this is not time for jokes. we are broke as fuck and i wont have anything other than a 2 GB shitbox if its actually fried

[lapis lava]

my mind is an enigma @paper gate

[small jungle]

hi

[solemn plank]

its time for jokes again

[edgy ermine]

dont let wing see this

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter

HAHALOSAH

[fallow pawn]

procrastinating on rust documentation

[solemn plank]

i hate this... only way to access vencord server is on discird

[cosmic otter]

cadence cube

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn teach me IEEE 754

[solemn plank]

i wanna use my damn c64 but that requires my bot

[fallow pawn]

cadence logo looks like if it was a fortnite clan

[paper gate]

it is

[cosmic otter]

the rust foundation forced samara to write all of their documentation

[solemn plank]

wait i forgot i never really asked in the votrect way

[crude fern]

NO

[cosmic otter]

what about it even gives off fortnite

[cosmic otter]

people keep saying that and it confuses me

[fallow pawn]

idk it just makes sense

[rich hornet]

it's so over

[fallow pawn]

nice name

[cosmic otter]

its supposed to look gamer-y but the fortnite part throws me off

[edgy ermine]

its not my screenshot

lol

[crude fern]

Gamery.....

[fallow pawn]

who else would take that 😭

[solemn plank]

Meat Conspiracy

[crude fern]

Sure

[edgy ermine]

it's a screenshot of a screen recording

[crude fern]

HORRIBLE

[fallow pawn]

why is it so compresssed

[frozen dagger]

@edgy ermine ටิืलุたุิ้A∂まุයืุ่වั่わ℥ज ©කัึิんัิ่G,∆∞ඤිි℥¿Hな้ิはらืかี่¿

[edgy ermine]

fake japanese

[small jungle]

stealer!!

[elder osprey]

hi

[stray gorge]

hi

[solemn plank]

family guy RETRO moments!

[small jungle]

I remember this

[solemn plank]

are you saying this because its a repost from me like 4 hours ago or because its retro

[small jungle]

Steven the child is humorous

[winter girder]

i will delete vencord

[edgy ermine]

Pricing.app needs appleconnect

[crude fern]

Brainrot

[stray gorge]

same

[crude fern]

HE HAS 6 WDYM

[fallow pawn]

u should study in oregon

[winter girder]

they dont know the lore.

[crude fern]

Fr

[solemn plank]

do they know

[fallow pawn]

i aint even gonna answer this

[solemn plank]

ok

[stray gorge]

who knew

[solemn plank]

thanks for warning

[edgy ermine]

oh you want pixelmator

i thought you wanted FCP

[fallow pawn]

tiramisu has too much greed

they want everything

run

[midnight ferry]

yes

[stray gorge]

@elder osprey im pinging you for no reason :D

[solemn plank]

fucked up at the crib drink8ng vencord brand

[solemn plank]

thats all for the explicit section

[midnight ferry]

💀

[fallow pawn]

oh no pixelmator expired

its over

[edgy ermine]

you will update

[fallow pawn]

maybe soon

[bold adder]

daily vennie pic (#4)

[fallow pawn]

signed by pixelmator team

last time it was mac appstore

do they distribute outside the appstore

[edgy ermine]

no idea but i got this from the apple store

[midnight ferry]

oh no I'm in the US cry_gif

[small jungle]

I do not care what you say, cobson I am

[solemn plank]

meet me at the US

[fallow pawn]

oh that makes more sense

[crude fern]

It would be funnier if it was a cat

[small jungle]

[solemn plank]

https://tenor.com/view/gougar-gouger-cougar-googus-gif-26563443

[midnight ferry]

when fake nitro decides just not to work

[fallow pawn]

illegal apps

is it what I think it is

[crude fern]

Illegal red appa

[solemn plank]

is it the fart app

[edgy ermine]

technically Motion, Compressor, and Logic Pro are all illegal in that screenshot

[solemn plank]

didnt apple ban fart app once

[edgy ermine]

just patch it yourself

[daring cloud]

how do you pirate zip files

[paper gate]

suffer

[solemn plank]

will you show me please

[crude fern]

Uncensor the one that's pure eed

Red

[paper gate]

gonna make all my videos webm so ios users cant see

[daring cloud]

works for me

[paper gate]

soon

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine is it an abreviation to "AI"

[solemn plank]

pleasr.. i want to see the illegal apps

[paper gate]

IEEE 754 scary @cerulean kite

[paper gate]

why

[daring cloud]

here

[paper gate]

how

[lapis lava]

@cerulean kite is forgejo down

[small jungle]

these husks need to end

[daring cloud]

vfjd?

[neon ferry]

No

[paper gate]

vfjd? is mugman real

[neon ferry]

No

[midnight ferry]

vfjd?

[neon ferry]

No

[solemn plank]

bape bombbi bi4npfbebe

[paper gate]

@open pasture@open pasture@open pasture

[fallow pawn]

ill crack u in half

[midnight ferry]

FBI OPEN UP! gun~1

[edgy ermine]

hold on i have some more illegal apps in my google drive

[fallow pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaEgpNBt-bQ

[solemn plank]

what if i close down

[edgy ermine]

even more ilelgal

[fallow pawn]

https://youtu.be/LaEgpNBt-bQ?t=87

[solemn plank]

idk how the average vendor user's brain functions posting the same image gets you husked or d randomly if you repost it

[midnight ferry]

OMG DOES FAKE NITRO EMOJIS JUST NOT WORK HERE

[edgy ermine]

it does

[edgy ermine]

it literally warns you

[solemn plank]

no embed perb

perb???

[midnight ferry]

oh

[fallow pawn]

fake nitro emojis are images you know

[paper gate]

it sure would be nice if my professors screen recording wasnt 480p so i could actually make out what the text says

[small jungle]

post music

[midnight ferry]

hey I ant reanding all that

[midnight ferry]

aint

[lavish owl]

did they actually leave

[fallow pawn]

u should give me the first zip file

[solemn plank]

you were correct. i got d

[small jungle]

she does that dw

[fallow pawn]

nekojb src on github soon

[lavish owl]

attention seeking?

[solemn plank]

gone

[small jungle]

it's just a regular thing

[lavish owl]

ic

[solemn plank]

i think it was just for the bit

[paper gate]

what the fuck does that even say

[edgy ermine]

nekojb does not mine crypto

[edgy ermine]

if it did your cpu would be at 100%

[fallow pawn]

what if it does

I wouldnt know

[edgy ermine]

then 100% cpu

[fallow pawn]

theres no src

[paper gate]

its not exams

[fallow pawn]

100% cpu when using nekojb rn

[crude fern]

Exams?

[paper gate]

no

[fallow pawn]

crypto miner?

[shrewd imp]

Exams #

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

transcribe the image

[edgy ermine]

only 1 other person has nekojb src

[paper gate]

no it isnt

that makes no sense

[edgy ermine]

mineek

[fallow pawn]

insane

[solemn plank]

paler = paper, a1n = a12

[fallow pawn]

u should give me

[solemn plank]

i have the source code to everything

[paper gate]

floating point decimal

[solemn plank]

t
true

[fallow pawn]

I have old nekojb src

[edgy ermine]

https://kitties.cat

have fun

[paper gate]

i cant decipher the text ot know how to do these questions

awesome

480p screen recording

[small jungle]

480fps recording

[fallow pawn]

https://github.com/nekoJB/nekoJB/blob/main/nekojb/ContentView.swift @edgy ermine leaked

[lavish schooner]

WTF IT"S PHP

[edgy ermine]

😭

[fallow pawn]

exactly

[lavish schooner]

EWWWWWWWWW

[crude fern]

Gnnn

[solemn plank]

ive dealt wirh php a little

[lavish schooner]

couldn't they have used Ruby or Node.js or...Perl...or...literally anything elsr

[solemn plank]

my site could ve hosted on my c64