🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

I hate English

[empty timber]

who doesnt tbh

[open pasture]

I'll say what I wanted to say in Portuguese:

requebrar

[keen kernel]

guys guys guys

i found vensmp

[empty timber]

💀

[open pasture]

it means breaking something broken again

[ripe willow]

I get ads for this website.

I posted a screenshot of it in my work chat

And all the nerds started making jokes

pickup lines

for servers

Hey babe, nice rack.

[open pasture]

"cracked": true,

[empty timber]

they legit went

[open pasture]

should i download Bumble

[ripe willow]

LOL

Depends

[empty timber]

figura when

I love figura

[keen kernel]

i have sex mod on ipfs, dont worry

[ripe willow]

Are you actually looking for a relationship?

[open pasture]

hell nah

i ain't dating Bumble girls

[ripe willow]

Yeah, I was gonna say

maybe don't

[empty timber]

guys when

[ripe willow]

Maybe like

go outside

and find a real girl

[rapid aurora]

guys go to heaven or stay in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 channel for 1 minute

[empty timber]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-amogus-mongus-amonculus-i-am-rapidly-approaching-you-gif-23047977

[rapid aurora]

For hugs?

[open pasture]

I keep missing the funny :(

[empty timber]

no for boop

[cerulean lance]

you wake up to meow

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bite-gif-25923526

[empty timber]

[rapid aurora]

wait a 60 second you are a girl?

[open pasture]

there's a clip of Dantes reacting to the shillies Iran did to Isnotreal you should watch it

[rapid aurora]

[cerulean lance]

i dont like watching politics

stresses me out

[empty timber]

https://fxtwitter.com/MarkGamed7794/status/1779661905436557534

[open pasture]

not like he takes it seriously but fair enough

[noble quest]

TIL 97% of all Wikipedia articles will end up in philosophy if you kept clicking on the first hyperlink

[ripe willow]

Got my friend an interview.
He did good in interview.

I think I am now ok to meet this friend's mom
And be like "Hey ma'am. I promise to take good care of your son."

[covert inlet]

does the regular role spawn in randomly

[open pasture]

not home

[ripe willow]

"But I'd like to ask for your permission to have him."

[open pasture]

1984

[empty timber]

1894

[next warren]

4

[covert inlet]

ahhh, gamble time 😎

[sly spear]

Have you ever thought about how we joke about tragic world events but one could happen tommorow and no one would know

[empty timber]

nooo not the dad bot

[glossy swallow]

it's made with oceanic.js 🚀

[rapid aurora]

my first date guys

[open pasture]

i'm the little spoon

[next warren]

ok

[rapid aurora]

ok

[paper gate]

yea

[rapid aurora]

best fyp

[empty timber]

new and improved

[empty timber]

now make a discord bot with prismarine.js

[paper gate]

hi lvy

[glossy swallow]

are you plugging your lib or something xd

never heard of that

OH mineraft

[empty timber]

prismarine is the mc manipulation library

lol

[glossy eagle]

Congratulations to my umbrella for the transformation! (The label says pink, the umbrella is sky blue)

[glossy swallow]

minraft

yes i forgot

[empty timber]

minecraft as a database

/execute as @e[type=filesystem] tellraw @p {"nbt":"Name","entity":"%s"}

[glossy swallow]

i've seen bots use brigidiar for commands

multiple bots.

[paper gate]

the kode tode

[rapid aurora]

@glossy swallow do you have a rat friend?

[empty timber]

lmaoo

[glossy swallow]

whgat

[cerulean lance]

https://bigrat.monster

[rapid aurora]

I found this

[empty timber]

omgf no

not that

[rapid aurora]

ngl

[glossy swallow]

what... noo poor rat

[rapid aurora]

rats are cute

[glossy swallow]

:(

[empty timber]

now which shitpost should I choose to send

from my 20gb folder

lmao yes

[rapid aurora]

yea I want you sad

my revenge!!!!

[open pasture]

1912

[empty timber]

this is based

[empty timber]

if the internet was created 100 years ago

[next warren]

🔥

[empty timber]

imagine ww2 on the internet

no need to anymore

ww3 is now on the internet

[open pasture]

why have WW2 on the net when we have WW3 on the net rn

[noble quest]

okay

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/If2yuI.png

[paper gate]

@next warren hii

[next warren]

@paper gate

hi zt

[noble quest]

give minecraft 8 gb
oom
mfw

[rapid aurora]

8 gb ram isn't enough in 2024

at least 16

[noble quest]

i will give 24

[next warren]

i run mc with 6

just fine

[rapid aurora]

oh you are running mc in virtual machine?

[covert inlet]

I run with 4gb just fine

[open pasture]

i still can't get over my head how twitch had a desktop app but discontinued it

[noble quest]

im running atm 9

[covert inlet]

with 32 render distance sometimes

[oblique atlas]

hello, there is a plugin to post larger files than the standard

?

[stark herald]

elp

[empty timber]

use a cdn or uploader

[next warren]

yeah its called the internet

[oblique atlas]

thanks

[dusty goblet]

meoww

[empty timber]

meeow

[stark herald]

meoww

[empty timber]

wtf

no

[open pasture]

hii cta and mackabu

[next warren]

🔥

[empty timber]

[open pasture]

no.

[covert inlet]

why

[empty timber]

because meowing fun

[stiff urchin]

meow :3

noo

[open pasture]

okay so

note for future self

never open bsky, vesktop and floorp on my macbook when it's at 1%

[next warren]

okay!

[empty timber]

why did you let it hit 1%

[odd wave]

okay!

[open pasture]

it just discharged when i was at school

i couldn't charge it

[empty timber]

check your battery health

https://www.coconut-flavour.com/coconutbattery/

[next warren]

my laptop discharged on a history test today

i finished it just was waiting for the results

so i said the teach i got 14 and he just put that in

such a nice guy

also i came home to check the results and i actually did 14 on it

[odd wave]

coco nut bat ery

[covert inlet]

bro we watched once a video in economics class, and the teacher asked a simple question from the video and I answered, got a free score of 10

[next warren]

ery

[next warren]

fire

[open pasture]

it's so over

[covert inlet]

our scoring goes to 10 and I'm in 11th grade xd

[cobalt portal]

meoww

[next warren]

oh

thats cool

[cursive hornet]

Meow

[next warren]

i mean do grades even matter in your country

[covert inlet]

yes

its middle school

[open pasture]

noooooooo

[odd wave]

goodbye people

l

[empty timber]

84% not bad

[robust relic]

not that bad

[next warren]

goodbye nota

l

[covert inlet]

they take the avg from the middle school for certificate or whatever it was called

[next warren]

wtf

average?

[covert inlet]

yes

[next warren]

that's insane

[covert inlet]

exams exist just to pass

and passing percentage was somewhere from 10 to 20 percent

[noble quest]

is this enough ram?

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/Eyjooh.png

[covert inlet]

tho I could be wrong

[next warren]

we have like 1:50 grades to enroll tests ratio here

[covert inlet]

allocate your harddrive

[next warren]

most of the times grades just dont count

[covert inlet]

Latvia baby 😎

[empty timber]

oh my

mine is like

86%

[open pasture]

yes but yours is Silicon

mine is Intel

[drowsy cypress]

that Linux?

[empty timber]

oh the history tab gives away my real name

💀

[next warren]

how does it know that stuff

[empty timber]

acpi + kernel stuff

and battery controller

[next warren]

i thought battery charge is approximated

how do you approximate the % of the design capacity?

vencord is my favourite search engine

[empty timber]

compares

the ISL6258HRTZ-T magic chip

[paper gate]

hiii @next warren

[empty timber]

if you ever do https://dortania.github.io/OpenCore-Install-Guide/ you will understand how macos does stuff

[next warren]

hii

[next warren]

👍

[covert inlet]

Is it possible to set github to show fucking euro

[empty timber]

elaborate

[elder geyser]

HALF LIFE

[paper gate]

yes

[elder geyser]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

im taking radiation course next semester

[empty timber]

lambda

λ

[paper gate]

or osmething

[covert inlet]

welp github shows me stuff in dollars

not cool

[empty timber]

github has a store now??

oh like sponsors?

[next warren]

osmeth

[open pasture]

@bold wren

[paper gate]

evy brainrot when

[covert inlet]

any type of billing

[next warren]

i cant read

what does it say there

[covert inlet]

like the last time I tried to pay for something, it didnt even try to charge me

and my card does work

[open pasture]

thelovers ig

[next warren]

thoers

[covert inlet]

contacted support, they be like: "UH, ur issue haha"

[next warren]

oh yeah that makes sense

[empty timber]

its automatic when you add a € or £ card

[next warren]

im dumb

[covert inlet]

odd

[empty timber]

it might be a "your issue"

tbh

your bank might have blocked it

[covert inlet]

I bought a domain recently so the bank is not an issue

its either my acc is cursed or my brain is stupid

[empty timber]

try making a cashapp card or wise and try to pay with that

easy

I mean if you are a student github pro is free

unless you wanna buy enterprise or something

I reccomend purchasing gitlab if you need enterprise tbh

[pseudo karma]

LOVE KEN CARSON

[warped fossil]

Biggest banger on this planet, I will not be taking questions:

https://youtu.be/i4TYUXIy_DE?si=5ixDYDkY4ZIVrzt-

[covert inlet]

I was trying to sponsor xd

[open pasture]

can i say that the iOS Twitch app is lowkey fire

[sly spear]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1yUWWrKDK55xmgREKFUJk4?si=a8988f3e2a4c4211

I love the cover

[empty timber]

why does https://github.com/erjadi/kubecraftadmin exist

[covert inlet]

HUH

TURNING OFF UBLOCK FIXED IT

[empty timber]

ublock blocks geolocation yes

[cursive hornet]

Why does discord api not let you do
messages.fetch({ after: new Date(...) })
Snowflakes include date info

[sly spear]

Chat i don't think this is bright enough

[open pasture]

oh hell nah french people use the azerty format

[empty timber]

good for when u outside

[cursive hornet]

* { color: white }

[open pasture]

okay no i managed to get it as standard qwerty

[empty timber]

weird people

[open pasture]

yeah that's the default french keyboard layout

not qwerty not qwertz but azerty

[cursive hornet]

I hate enter keys shaped like that

[pseudo karma]

no wonder they speak so freaky

they got their got damn keys mixed up

[rapid viper]

am i dreaming or did discord used to have like a "sessions" panel in settings

[empty timber]

wasd more like zqsd

[warped fossil]

It’s called devices now

[empty timber]

zqsd sounds like a compression library

[warped fossil]

Bro asked a question, I answered and I get nerd emojid

Bruh

[rapid viper]

ok then am i dreaming or when it was "sessions" did it used to tell you which were currently connected

[warped fossil]

Currently connected?

[pseudo karma]

you illiterate igloo dweller

[warped fossil]

It did use to say the IP but idk if that was pre release or post release

[rapid viper]

yea currently connected

to the gateway

aka online-ish

[warped fossil]

Idk

I don’t remember anything like that

[noble quest]

if i wanted to buy an esp32 where would i go

[warped fossil]

Not saying it didn’t happen but yk

[paper gate]

hi

@wide leaf assist me

[empty timber]

seeed studio

[empty timber]

https://www.seeedstudio.com/Seeed-XIAO-ESP32C3-p-5431.html

[pseudo karma]

I send art scammers ip grabbers

[open pasture]

LMFAO

[paper gate]

figure out how I'm supposed to access the screws for front case fans in fractal north

[pseudo karma]

we are NOT the same

[empty timber]

I have like 5 of these, they are great

[paper gate]

the screws that hold the fans in place are on the inside of the case

[bold wren]

this is so cute

[paper gate]

I would have to like

[open pasture]

IKRRRR

[paper gate]

somehow turn screws from the inside

and it's already cramped with big CPU cooler

[rapid aurora]

W

[paper gate]

I'd have to take everything out and that doesn't seem right

[empty timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072968783725068289/1099375538633723944/YJVpO5u.gif

[next warren]

😔

[open pasture]

okay now i know the true meaning of digital footprint

[empty timber]

that reminds me to restart my bsky federation server

[rapid viper]

im dreaming

[rapid viper]

fuck

[open pasture]

you mean PDS

[empty timber]

same thing

it crashed like 3 weeks ago

[rapid viper]

wait

[empty timber]

bsky.furry.win is back up

[pseudo karma]

I tell them I need a list of emojis in a certain style and I send them the grabber link and I say I just shortened it because long links take longer to load all my images

they always click it

[open pasture]

it's funny how in the login page of bsky u can select between main (bsky.app), and custom, making it look like you can selfhost your own bsky instance, but actually the only thing you selfhost is your dataserver

[empty timber]

ikr

[open pasture]

which IMO is better than real fedi by miles

[empty timber]

whats the point of collecting ips anyways

I have enough anyways

[pseudo karma]

so I can docks them

DUH

[sage dome]

nerd

[bold wren]

i'm dreaming i'm dreaming i'm dreaming i'm dreaming i'm dreaming i'm dreaming in a dream

[sage dome]

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[pseudo karma]

you monotonous monkey if you don't shut yer trap I'll send me crew after yer lass

[sage dome]

nerd

[open pasture]

i'd self host my own PDS if i actually knew how lol

[pseudo karma]

me when I see 15 in bio (stupid minor argument over)

[odd wave]

do you have "18+ NO MINORS ALLOWED" in your twitter bio

[open pasture]

FUUUUCKKKKK

[empty timber]

💀

[pseudo karma]

my Twitter account isn't a safe space for those monkeys

[open pasture]

oops

had that copied for a document

[pseudo karma]

vencord text replace

[open pasture]

where's my image

[empty timber]

that was truely a oops

[open pasture]

found it

[next warren]

https://tenor.com/view/bladee-drain-gang-goth-drain-gif-25694048

[empty timber]

hey @pseudo karma search 2a07:54c1:3800::00 in your ip tools

[pseudo karma]

fucking noob

[wooden wolf]

ven trying to stay calm with vencord users

[next warren]

🔥

[pseudo karma]

no thanks. I don't know how to access ip tools anyways

[empty timber]

💀

[pseudo karma]

(smartest vencord user)

[slow urchin]

ntts just kissed me and i dont know how to feel about it (newest vid is awesome)

[wooden wolf]

ntts

[pseudo karma]

ew

[empty timber]

ntts

[empty timber]

:3

[pseudo karma]

no text to STUPID...

:3

[slow urchin]

he's such a silly

:3

[open pasture]

man :<

[sly spear]

This is going well

[covert inlet]

looks like it is

[jaunty trellis]

[ripe willow]

Average

That is an average security fix

Trust

bindiff some IoT firmwares

[open pasture]

true

[warm cradle]

thats crazy

jarvis pull up the trojan/keylogger

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[dawn iris]

Landmines

I left them everywhere

[warm cradle]

do u know where u put them?

[dawn iris]

On the streets

In your house

[next warren]

🔥

[dawn iris]

In the park

The lakes

Everywhere

[warm cradle]

sucks cuz i never leave my chair lololo

put it on blizzard servera

[dawn iris]

Check under your keyboard

[warm cradle]

oh shi

[dawn iris]

[warm cradle]

dodges landmine does a flip

becomes millionare and invincible

not so fast..

[dawn iris]

That was only the decoy landmine

[warm cradle]

think fast chucklenuts

[pseudo karma]

this is my final form

[warm cradle]

Cute

[dawn iris]

My final form is Ven-2

[pseudo karma]

call me Majin Vegeta the way I beat my kids

[lost galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-flips-dog-haircut-flipping-dog-dog-trim-gif-7747525231679681574

[warm cradle]

Is Ven-2 canonically trans?

[empty timber]

my server has enough download speed right?

[warm cradle]

doctored image

[empty timber]

nah its real

[warm cradle]

i guess

[pseudo karma]

just a tiny bit

[wise anvil]

Not even enough need more

[pseudo karma]

how wifi feel the first day you get it

[empty timber]

ran it again

[dark rover]

L ass internet 11 ping

Get better

[empty timber]

bet, you run a test rn

[dark rover]

I'm on school wifi my ping is 3000

[empty timber]

skill issue

my school wifi is gaming

[dark rover]

And I'm in science class rn so it's like 6000

[empty timber]

uni moment

[covert inlet]

you guys get access to the school wifi 💀

[empty timber]

this is with my vpn on

[sage dome]

let me cook

[empty timber]

cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Adm9BwGeD0

[next warren]

😭

[errant chasm]

[rapid aurora]

lmao

[errant chasm]

i did

it will happen again

[desert goblet]

well

we did it

we completed unit 1 in duolingo

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-cute-gif-18625283

[rapid aurora]

pixel I hope a snowman turns Into a zombie and bite you so you can be a zombie

[errant chasm]

why

being a zombie seems rather counter intuitive

[rapid aurora]

because zombie are myoomf

[empty timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWXuz95uBQo

[errant chasm]

oh

[desert goblet]

he is mario. run.

[desert goblet]

jokes on you, im learning ITALIAN

LOSER !!!

[empty timber]

[errant chasm]

[keen junco]

Why are you learning Italian

[desert goblet]

peppino wanted me to

and im bored as fuck

so i started learning italian

[sage dome]

let me cook!!!

[noble quest]

Who thought it would be a good idea to completely get rid of certus quartz ore

[keen junco]

Peppino is actually not a real headmate of your system. Zeet has sneakily introduced him into your system. Sorry for breaking the news

[stiff urchin]

cutee

[desert goblet]

damn guess i gotta kill him.

[keen junco]

No need. If you kill feet instead Peppino will vanish too

zeet

My phone's auto correct does not like zeet

[sage dome]

Damn zeet don't have it

[open pasture]

is

Jenku making vennie

[sage dome]

Yes

[empty timber]

gboard users

[keen junco]

Good to see your keyboard is telling you to commit too

[warm cradle]

yoink

[sage dome]

Real

It also has a die

[errant chasm]

[rapid aurora]

my keyboard had an auto correction and it's not good

[covert inlet]

autocorrect used to ruin my sentences

[errant chasm]

[sly spear]

Real

[errant chasm]

real

[covert inlet]

I was once asking what animals I should put in the animal pen in minecraft, and somehow wrote: "what humans I should put in the pen"

[errant chasm]

[covert inlet]

I have a screenshot of it but its in latvian

[night sphinx]

hey yall I wanted to know if a plugin to see hidden channels exist ?

[dusty goblet]

how about you use your eyes and look for one :3

otherwise

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[rapid aurora]

support chat is scary

[covert inlet]

A perfect spooky bedside story to tell children

[dusty goblet]

damn im starting to get more art on twitter

[keen junco]

I bet it's racism

[rapid aurora]

Nuh uh

[rapid aurora]

my keyboard is evil...

[unborn magnet]

Why am I watching this show

[rapid aurora]

I'm asking you now

why are you watching a femboy

or idk whatever this is

[unborn magnet]

That’s just a character in the show

[rapid aurora]

is he 4'1?

[unborn magnet]

Probably?

[rapid aurora]

good show!

[noble quest]

who decided that a diorite tunnel was a good idea

[rapid aurora]

amazing show ^^

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/QBDGhd.png

[covert inlet]

that waypoint is quite suspicious

[tired sundial]

Oh hell yeah

it actually looks kinda good

even though this is an arcade game from 2001 and never had support for widescreen

i wonder if texture upscaling would work too

[dusty goblet]

guh im bored

[echo sparrow]

send me this gif or image pls

[rapid aurora]

I got an idea
get your best friend and sleep at the same time and the. you can both play in your dreams with Bluetooth

[covert inlet]

They added bluetooth support for brains??? 😱

[odd wave]

vns you are here | you want to be here

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[odd wave]

hey fuck you

[dusty goblet]

I dont have one..

[jaunty trellis]

[rapid aurora]

now tell me
do you want me to be mean about that or should I just act like I care (reference to 90% of people on discord)

[dusty goblet]

idgaf lol

[rapid aurora]

W

proud of you elv

[dusty goblet]

its pretty simple

if you dont have significant value in my life

i dont have to care what you think about me

i also dont care what people that dont matter to me refer to me as (gender wise); i shrimply dont give a shit

[rapid aurora]

I don't even know you you can literally come with an alt account and I won't tell the difference

wait

[rapid aurora]

that's true

[glossy swallow]

i just had a cool idea

using bot pronouns field to display server prefix

[dusty goblet]

(this is most of the time; theres times where it kind of sucks but bleh)

[rapid aurora]

Idk what people expect from me sometimes I'm just a discord user not an angel

[odd wave]

how would i make a textreplace rule to replace every letter in the alphabet with a specific symbol

oops

wrong channel

[errant chasm]

[odd wave]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[keen junco]

Holy shit https://x.com/joshspace2

josh_space (@joshspace2) on X

follow for more Minecraft Movie updates.

Twitter

[open pasture]

MY HEARING IS NORMAL AGAIN

NO MORE HIGH PITCHED SHIT

JOSOSOSOSKXBWJAHSGWVQJ

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-cute-kitty-sleepy-kitten-sleepy-kitty-sleepytime-gif-15922126068799997734

[errant chasm]

[empty timber]

how does that even happen

[lost galleon]

shiggyler

i put the shiggy in my vendcord and go shog shog shog shog

[open pasture]

when you're sick

[bold wren]

cute

[empty timber]

never had that high pitch hearing happen before

[open pasture]

i also got low pitch hearing once

and i gotta say

low pitch feels way worse

[bold wren]

can i make u deaf

[fallow drum]

you’re both so obsessed @bold wren @harsh minnow

[sly spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1227958198346977311/caption-1_2.gif

[open pasture]

yesh :D

[bold wren]

fuck did i do bitch

[weary hedge]

hello

[rough dome]

oh hey elon is a fucking moron you should ignore his tweets

[open pasture]

:3

[fallow drum]

you and vee were the 5 pings out of 6

[lost galleon]

when it's shoggying hard

but viggy on route

blocking tops and sends forever viggy

every viggy and shiggy alike

hahahahaha

that looks like a joke

[odd wave]

that's 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓭

it's not even 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 anymore

[sly spear]

Ohymgod

[raw panther]

stop looking at me like that

[noble quest]

I broke into my neighbors house and stole their cat

[rapid aurora]

cute elephant

[lost galleon]

https://youtu.be/tAcIogpafCo?si=DdybGmb15nsoVha9

whoops wroing link

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uVSlIZ4HAEs

[jaunty trellis]

literally 1984

[lost galleon]

yeah but like

you get used to it

[raw panther]

my wife is also reading 1984

[jaunty trellis]

I liked it

[lost galleon]

also most people at the screen reading the stuff are like 5x as dumb as you

since you have a cyborg brain, etc

[noble quest]

It was a neat book

[raw panther]

also wife got an ebook reader and I unDRM'd kindle books and taught her how to pirate ebooks lol

[lost galleon]

also surely much worse at dancing than you too

[jaunty trellis]

[jaunty trellis]

oh yeah I read the epic of Gilgamesh just cuz I may or may not want daddy gilgamesh to step on me after watching fate

[raw panther]

wtf is happening in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[jaunty trellis]

I think they're guiding someone through an arch install or smth

[lost galleon]

Hmm. White blonde Shota Gilgamesh

[stiff urchin]

huhh

is it that easy to bypass the kindle drm?

[noble quest]

You can do that

[raw panther]

yeah install old version of kindle app on pc and it downloads them in different format, which can then be converted with calibre app with dedrm plugin :3

[jaunty trellis]

shota no but white, blonde and hot af yes

[lost galleon]

he like 4 ft tall and sounds like a child and has the "over powered spoiled child" trope attached

[noble quest]

I used to use the old version overdrive to just get mp3s from library audiobooks

[stiff urchin]

[noble quest]

It just gave you mp3s

[raw panther]

also epub format is funny, it's just a zip with xhtml/css

[lost galleon]

not just a river in egypt anymore

[sharp dirge]

@onyx crag here

[bold wren]

i'm never pinging you again

well after that ping

[next warren]

@fallow drum

[stiff urchin]

so like every other format in existence? xd

[lost galleon]

yugioh

watched too much of that when it came out on tv to enjoy something like fate, the anime or the book series

[bold wren]

@next warren oh hey there long time no see haha

[raw panther]

I mean yeah I guess

[noble quest]

More cat

[bold wren]

wtf why is it so cute

[noble quest]

I have more

[lost galleon]

Hmm.

[valid geyser]

mmmm

[dusty goblet]

meow

[dusty goblet]

i want to pat

[noble quest]

Pixel 8

[jaunty trellis]

pat me :3

[dusty goblet]

i can do that in like 17.5 days :3

[next warren]

@bold wren oh hey there long time no see haha

[jaunty trellis]

[next warren]

how

[jaunty trellis]

chrome moment

[rapid aurora]

dude dude this day is really confusing

it's like I lost 5 million braincells

[paper gate]

@next warren hiii

@burnt maple hiii

[next warren]

@paper gate fire

[jaunty trellis]

you had any to begin with?

@paper gate haiii

[paper gate]

hii

[rapid aurora]

I have 1 probably more than all of the discord users combined

[next warren]

oh yeah that happens sometimes

[jaunty trellis]

we're on discord the average user here has -3

[dusty goblet]

how many do i haqve

[rapid aurora]

well ma'am I have -2

[next warren]

okay!

[jaunty trellis]

[rapid aurora]

ngl I think you are a pretty smart person maybe 0?

[jaunty trellis]

enough

[dusty goblet]

[noble quest]

The rest of mango

[dusty goblet]

define enough

[jaunty trellis]

any positive number

[dusty goblet]

yay

ngl the longer i feel mentally sane the more i enjoy it and the more i realise that any other state needs to be fought with all measures

[paper gate]

cute

[rapid aurora]

I'm so smart
ask me any questions.

[jaunty trellis]

zeeter where minky

[rapid aurora]

oh

[dusty goblet]

i ate

:3

[jaunty trellis]

D:

[west ore]

[jaunty trellis]

not the minky

[dusty goblet]

:3

[rapid aurora]

@dusty goblet guess what

[dusty goblet]

what

[rapid aurora]

yes

[dusty goblet]

meow

[rapid aurora]

mewr

[rapid aurora]

THAT'S SO EVIL

[jaunty trellis]

go/jo

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-toji-jujutsu-kaisen-gojo-satoru-satoru-gojo-gif-8335836734021920844

[rapid aurora]

this bad boy

[jaunty trellis]

gojo got cut in 2

[rapid aurora]

Don't spoil to them

[bold wren]

FUCK YOU

[rapid aurora]

woa there fawn what's wrong?

[jaunty trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1210006353477632061.png?size=160

[raw panther]

meow mrrp nya

[rapid aurora]

do you want me to spoil of what's going to happen after 15 years from now?

idc, there's going to be a war under my name

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1779964962997194922

[west ore]

researcher, we have succeeded in turning this user into a cat, let's continue our research

[rapid aurora]

what

[acoustic trellis]

fuck yeah

[jaunty trellis]

holy shit

peak

[raw panther]

breathtaking

[acoustic trellis]

and back to lurking I go

[dusty goblet]

ihave not seen a singvle sonic movie lol

[west ore]

have headpats

[dusty goblet]

i have

[acoustic trellis]

no thanks

[dusty goblet]

i watched the latest hunger games

[rapid aurora]

I haven't a movie?

what's that

ohhh

mbmb

[raw panther]

I saw that in the theater because wife wanted to

[next warren]

me too its fine

do worry

[rapid aurora]

it's fine English isn't my first or second language
but it's an third option and I'm bad at it

[west ore]

oh ok sowwy

[dusty goblet]

it couldve been so much better but for some reason miss collins decided to just be like "fuck it im writing incoherent mid shit now" after half of the book 😭

[west ore]

(reactions removed)

[lost galleon]

there's a meme derived from "do NOT" where you say something like "have not" but then you finish what you haven't because there needs to be more context in that case

[raw panther]

yeah it was pretty meh and too many things were so predictable

[lost galleon]

like "I've never a shock collar on a dog in my life"

[dusty goblet]

i liked it for the first half; then it was just

[raw panther]

yeah

[dusty goblet]

"why did this happen? why did that happen?"

"why is the guy hallucinating and shooting around himself in a forest????"

like bleeeh

[lapis lava]

hi vencorders

[rapid aurora]

no this is bullshit
why am I forgetting about simple things a lot today

[open pasture]

i officially got some beef with image compression

[rapid aurora]

even "tomato" I took a whole 10 seconds to remember it

[jaunty trellis]

[empty tulip]

Go sleep

[keen kernel]

Chromebook gaming...?

[lapis lava]

husk

[keen kernel]

With arch?

[rapid aurora]

wtf

[lapis lava]

ubuntu will game

[keen kernel]

It is arch linux

prismlauncher flatpak never opened

Soooo

and portablemc threw some java error

It said Unimplemented()

[near ravine]

hello chat

[keen kernel]

[near ravine]

:3

[lapis lava]

hi

[keen kernel]

hi

[near ravine]

hi

[keen kernel]

The terminal is installing srb2kart

[jaunty trellis]

but can it run doom

[near ravine]

yes

[keen kernel]

SRB2Kart is based on doom

gzdoom iirc

[jaunty trellis]

based

[rapid aurora]

heyy cute pfp

[errant chasm]

eepy

[near ravine]

thank you

[rapid aurora]

[rapid aurora]

np

[near ravine]

same

[errant chasm]

[rapid aurora]

go to sleep pixy

[stiff urchin]

i was about to tell you to not use tlauncher but uh

[fallow drum]

you hate me

[elder geyser]

@jaunty trellis

[open pasture]

iirc the original tlauncher is safe

[bold wren]

you don't appreciate me you don't deserve me i'm a widowed housewife

[open pasture]

unless i'm missin sum lore

[stiff urchin]

tbh i still wouldnt trust tlauncher

regardless of if a specific version of it is safe or not

theres way better alternatives anyway

[open pasture]

true

[slow urchin]

no tlauncher is safe

everyone i know who's used it has had their stuff imploded lol

[errant chasm]

soon

[rapid aurora]

alr

[jaunty trellis]

@elder geyser

[elder geyser]

hai

[jaunty trellis]

haiii

[elder geyser]

hi fawb

@fallow drum

[jaunty trellis]

am now legally a girl

[hot hinge]

yayyyy!

[bold wren]

hi julie

[dense flume]

i lowkey want to steal somthing again at the microcenter

[errant chasm]

[jaunty trellis]

actually been for like 12 hours now but dw about it

[jaunty trellis]

again?

[errant chasm]

[dense flume]

im not dumb enough to do it again

at the same microcenter

[jaunty trellis]

[errant chasm]

[dense flume]

never going there again

[near ravine]

shigy

[errant chasm]

shig

[dense flume]

o yes

there was nobody there

so I took a free gpu

[jaunty trellis]

hmmmmm

[errant chasm]

insane

[dense flume]

I wanted thermal paste

i ended up getting a new gpu

[jaunty trellis]

if I were you I wouldn't admit that on a public dc server but sure

[dense flume]

ill prob sell it cuz I already have an rx 6750 xt rn

[errant chasm]

[sand citrus]

why not lol

[lapis lava]

oh god stop committing crimes

stupit

i, or a dumb whitename, could go and report your messages

[sand citrus]

what are they gonna do

take their stolen gpu

[dense flume]

yeah I totally could be lying lmao

it doenst matter if i say it here

[lapis lava]

so true

remember discord moderation

[sand citrus]

watch out discord is gonna call the cops

[lapis lava]

they're insanely dumb

[dense flume]

dont say that you are 12

[lapis lava]

saying you are 12 is a bigger crime than exploiting children in discord's eyes

[dense flume]

also congratz

w saber pfp btw

[jaunty trellis]

<3

also my second name is now legally artoria :3

omfg dc please stop dying for once

[dense flume]

artoria

pendragonnn

too bad I dont have pic perms

[dusty goblet]

its not

[sand citrus]

u shouldve named urself mildred

[sand citrus]

discord is fine

[jaunty trellis]

the mobile app is not

[sand citrus]

yeah but the severs are fine

servers

[jaunty trellis]

it just refused to send the message like 5 times

[sand citrus]

idk its fine for every1 else

[jaunty trellis]

also none of my attachments worked earlier today and I still don't know why

[errant chasm]

[next warren]

severs are fine

[empty tulip]

discord finally going to start selling our data?

[sand citrus]

lol they already are

[empty tulip]

ik

[sand citrus]

or at least having ai read every single message

[near ravine]

oh i also got this

did they change anything special

[empty tulip]

idk

[lapis lava]

update is @paper gate will read the group chat

[near ravine]

I thought it was just because of pyoncord at first

seems it is actually something changing

[stiff urchin]

how many times are they gonna update the tos

they updated it like twice last month

[rapid aurora]

huh me too

[near ravine]

59403 times

[next warren]

only even ones

[near ravine]

yeah I am controlling them like puppets

[empty tulip]

idk

[next warren]

odd group chats are safe

[cerulean lance]

well that was fast

holy shit its @near ravine

the person who sucks at ultrakill

[near ravine]

hello

your liver will fail

[lapis lava]

y'all still playing on the server

?

[cerulean lance]

hopefully

[dawn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[cerulean lance]

yes i got an elytra without killing the dragon

[dense flume]

The system will power off now!

[lapis lava]

how

wht

hen

where

who

how

[near ravine]

the system has been destroyed alternative timeline

[lapis lava]

painful

[near ravine]

gn chat

I will sleep now

[dense flume]

Broadcast message from mizuki@aarch69(Mon 2024-04-15 23:11:00 CEST):

The system has been destroyed.

Connection to 192.168.1.97 closed by remote host.
Connection to 192.168.1.97 closed.

[near ravine]

⚠️⚠️

[final raven]

tf is wrong with youtube

[onyx crag]

Ethan

[final raven]

hmmm?

[onyx crag]

You know how you leaked ur token 2x

[final raven]

yessss

[onyx crag]

Chat gpt broke my gui

[final raven]

for wut

wut gui

[onyx crag]

Idk

[lime talon]

oh hi ethan

[onyx crag]

Linux mint

[final raven]

hiii

[lime talon]

(ethan cheated in vencraft and got banned)

[last sky]

this gif made me go like eheheheheheheheeheeheheheheeee

[odd wave]

wanna see a better gif

[last sky]

yes

[last sky]

eheheheheheheheehe

awwwww

[odd wave]

jinx <3

[hot hinge]

wha what server.. vencord has mc server?

[dense flume]

i just farted

it smells good

[hot hinge]

Cette personne n’a aucune dignité

[rapid aurora]

I thought she got slapped and crying

[dense flume]

si

abuse pas qd mm

[rapid aurora]

erm English only 🤖

[lapis lava]

viggy.moe

you do have to dm your username to alphexo to get whitelisted

(and no whitenames)

[keen junco]

Wtf why did it send twice

[fallow pawn]

Im@a whitename

[odd wave]

dumbass

[fallow pawn]

my bad

[odd wave]

its okay

[fallow pawn]

lol

Does it pop up every time you open the app after that

[dense flume]

what phone is that

motorola?

[keen junco]

Pixel 7 Pro

[dense flume]

based

[keen junco]

Yes until I accept it

[fallow pawn]

Today I will not agree with the new terms of service

[hot hinge]

done

[cerulean lance]

HI

[stiff urchin]

today i will not accept the new terms of service by simply pressing the back button

[hot hinge]

cute

[fallow pawn]

Am i whitelisted idk

[stiff urchin]

probably not

[fallow pawn]

I joined when it didnt have any

[hot hinge]

Google wtf https://www.gsmarena.com/google_pixel_9_pro_fold_to_arrive_this_fall_following_naming_scheme_revamp-news-62453.php

[pseudo karma]

fml

[hot hinge]

pro fold

[fallow pawn]

Trolled

[dusty goblet]

meow

[fallow pawn]

some companies need to fire their designers

[hot hinge]

pixel 9 pro fold

[elder geyser]

WOOOOOO

[dense flume]

it actually looks pretty good

WAIT

it's folded?

WTF

nvm

that's ass

[fallow pawn]

Apple already did this with the iphone 6 old news

[noble quest]

Tbh better than what they have right now

[cerulean lance]

jenju

JENKY

WHERES JENKY

@sage dome

WAKE UP

[noble quest]

Is this real chat

[cerulean lance]

IT IS

CHECK STEAM

[rapid aurora]

guys I want to see a boring screenshot or gif or a boring video
if it's boring I'll go to sleep

[hot hinge]

they made the first foldable phone Samsung should shut their asses up smh

[rapid aurora]

stfu (sorry)

[dusty goblet]

@cerulean lance meow

[open pasture]

I wonder if FakeNitro will be updated to support custom notification sounds since Discord is working on (yet another nitro only feature!) which that feature is custom notifications.

[rapid aurora]

#🗳-plugin-requests

[open pasture]

oh

thanks

xD

[fallow pawn]

spoiler not pressinf this what if its nsfw

[keen kernel]

Got basilisk on me chromebookers

[open pasture]

I clicked it and its just pictures of iphones

[rapid aurora]

you are smart tbh thinking about something that still didn't released

good luck

[open pasture]

Ehh true lol

[fallow pawn]

someone knows stuff about microphones

?

i need help oomfs

[open pasture]

Well obviously like when it releases xD