🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[dawn iris]

Yes but say I want to goto another class

[nocturne bough]

tbh rewriting rdb backend would be hell atm considering all the code it has

[dawn iris]

In the middle of it's method

Why can't I?

Who says I can't?

[nocturne bough]

boredom

and I thought it was good idea

[keen junco]

the government

[stark herald]

you need to rewrite in typescript

[dawn iris]

I knew it.

They're onto me.

[stark herald]

use https://nitro.unjs.io/

[dawn iris]

The voices never lie

[keen junco]

(it was not)

[nocturne bough]

howw

[harsh minnow]

holy fuck we found free nitro

[lapis lava]

@keen junco do you play League of Legends

[nocturne bough]

my reviewdb twitter code is somehow still working

[keen junco]

i get molested by this creature

[nocturne bough]

even though I didnt update it since I made it a year ago

[dawn iris]

I know that one of the Java toolkits let's you get a pointer to the program counter

[nocturne bough]

profile patch is broken but popout is working h

[keen junco]

yes

[dawn iris]

I just need to figure out the rest

[harsh minnow]

me jumpscare

[robust relic]

balls

[lapis lava]

https://twitter.com/TheVendyMachine

[harsh minnow]

i was gonna link my other old handle but some gooner account took it

[lapis lava]

[harsh minnow]

thankfully i checked before linking it

[lapis lava]

what is a gooner

[dawn iris]

Someone who goons

[harsh minnow]

porn account, that's all u need to know

[lapis lava]

urban dictionary ruins innocence

[dawn iris]

[nocturne bough]

funny site

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Devilbro

only problem with urbandictionary is its writers are insane

[stark herald]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mantikafasi

soon

[lapis lava]

like you

[unreal siren]

Get the vendicated mug.

[nocturne bough]

nop

[lapis lava]

back to pollbombing

[dawn iris]

Womp womp

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/judgement-cat-cat-angry-cat-cat-face-cat-forehead-gif-4731341898773190051

https://tenor.com/view/judgement-cat-cat-angry-cat-cat-face-cat-forehead-gif-4731341898773190051

yes spam

[empty tulip]

[unreal siren]

this is a hard poll

[dawn iris]

Good pool

Very intriguing

[small bramble]

poll options have a limit cause they just use reactions

[dawn iris]

You need to level up to post them

[robust relic]

they dont

[dawn iris]

Check the meeseeks bot in botspam

[dawn iris]

It will tell you your level

[small bramble]

they do

[robust relic]

they did for the first iterations but they made another system for them now

[dawn iris]

What if you detonate

[robust relic]

only god knows how much they tortured their backend to make polls work

[unreal crown]

IM FUCKING GAY

[dawn iris]

And?

[unreal crown]

AS IN HOMOSEXUAL

[small bramble]

polls use reactions and reactions have an inherent limitation

least hacked in discord feature

[dawn iris]

Light mode theme

[small bramble]

nuh uh dolfies does

[dawn iris]

Flashbang

[stark herald]

getToken

[unreal siren]

thank you for making me sneeze

[small bramble]

they all amount to atleast 150~200 tabs

[small bramble]

its just javascript:alert(findByProps("getToken").getToken())

[stark herald]

screenshot

[dawn iris]

You have 200 tabs

I have that many chrome windows

[grave dragon]

whats the output

[dawn iris]

With just a couple tabs each

[next warren]

meow mrow mew wayland

[dawn iris]

Google runs on all devices

Yet Java runs in your Microwave

[small bramble]

i would use arc
BUT mac only

i have an invite tho

[robust relic]

buy a mac mini

ez

[small bramble]

nah i just dont like macos

[robust relic]

it’s literally 700$

[keen junco]

WHY IS MOBILE DEVELOPMENT SO ASS

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

m3 is far from unusable

[stark herald]

modding RN apps so good

and fun

[robust relic]

android studio was made by infinite monkey experiment’s subjects

[small bramble]

android studio...

[dense phoenix]

wake up
remember android studio exists
day ruined

[stiff urchin]

android studio is a social experiment to see how unbearable an ide can get before people refuse to use it

[small bramble]

so true

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day has been ruined

[robust relic]

xcode is surprisingly usable compared to it

[dense phoenix]

are jetbrains ides that bad normally or is android studio just

[lapis lava]

true

[dense phoenix]

WHY IS HE HERE TOO

[dusty goblet]

I use webstorm for vencord stuff

[robust relic]

me when you need a $1200 computer to run them

just use vscode for everything

[dusty goblet]

Me when I have a 1750€ PC

[robust relic]

java is a crime

[dawn iris]

Java is the best language

[robust relic]

all to play osu…

[dusty goblet]

I don't even have osu installed

[robust relic]

good

[robust relic]

apart from minecraft, there is no reason to ever use java

[stiff urchin]

1750 euro pc just for speedrunning minecraft

[dusty goblet]

So true

[dusty goblet]

No im top Bad at Minecraft

[dawn iris]

Java my beloved

[dusty goblet]

Too*

I haven't played it in like 1-2 years lol

[cerulean lance]

i was going to experiment with game dev with godot but now im just gonna use opengl with java, fuck you

[dense phoenix]

mine diamondss

[jaunty trellis]

play skiblok instead

[dusty goblet]

That sounds like a bad idea

[jaunty trellis]

I have more hours in skyblock than my pc cost money

[dawn iris]

OpenGL in Java is excellent

[soft wadi]

€4000 pc just for playing roblox

[robust relic]

enjoy 3fps if you ever need to render a circle

[stiff urchin]

the third game to run at a grand total of 16 fps on a top tier rig

[soft wadi]

[jaunty trellis]

worth

[soft wadi]

oh yeah

!!

[stiff urchin]

first game is minecraft
second game is project zomboid

[soft wadi]

I WANT A NEW TABLE

[stiff urchin]

very worth it considering how unoptimized the roblox engine is

[soft wadi]

ikea date time

[cerulean lance]

i have more hours in ultrakill than money in my back account

[jaunty trellis]

weeee

[soft wadi]

let me think

[robust relic]

imagine not maining an m1 macbook for everything

[jaunty trellis]

only 100 hours smh

[cerulean lance]

/run

TZ=ikea date```

[hollow flume]

Here is your bash(5.2.0) output @cerulean lance

Sun Apr 14 12:32:42 ikea 2024

[soft wadi]

m3 macbook

[dense phoenix]

my pc is worth like $3 probably

[soft wadi]

what is tz

[robust relic]

m2 didn’t exist when i bought mine

[jaunty trellis]

timezone?

[cerulean lance]

stands for timezone

[soft wadi]

oh

[jaunty trellis]

[soft wadi]

um

are u asking what time my ikea date will be

im slow

[cerulean lance]

/run

TZ=Asia/Tehran date```

[hollow flume]

Here is your bash(5.2.0) output @cerulean lance

Sun Apr 14 17:03:29 +0430 2024

[cerulean lance]

this is still wrong

[dusty goblet]

I should actually go hit 1k hours in trackmania so I can say I played a game for 1k hours

[cerulean lance]

[robust relic]

/run

TZ=Europe/Paris date```

[hollow flume]

Here is your bash(5.2.0) output @robust relic

Sun Apr 14 14:33:52 CEST 2024

[robust relic]

correct

[cerulean lance]

what do you say when you want to tell someone that you live in a timezone called CEST

[soft wadi]

im so confused..

OH

I GET IT NOW

I GET IT NOW

ITS CUZ OF WHAT I SAID

[dawn iris]

They are playing you for a fool

[soft wadi]

SHUT UP VEN

[dense phoenix]

gamer

[cerulean lance]

@dense phoenix

[dense phoenix]

im going to jump off

[cerulean lance]

yayyy you get it

i was so worried you're not going to get it

[jaunty trellis]

• like 300 from other mc modpacks :3

[dusty goblet]

I've never played a modpack

[worldly gate]

.

[normal flint]

Is that not what it is?

[normal flint]

Is trans more appropriate? It's the same word no?

[dusty goblet]

I love Spotify for putting on emo music

[cerulean lance]

can someone photoshop duke on the LTG picture

[robust relic]

give me one valid example of java being used outside of mc

[nocturne bough]

entire android ecosystem

crossplatform apps

servers

[robust relic]

no

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[robust relic]

google’s mistake 15 years ago

[lapis lava]

erm ashktually @nocturne bough

[nocturne bough]

android ecosystem is literally one of the biggest ecosystems in the world lmao

[lapis lava]

android ecosystem is now powered by Kotlin

[viral cape]

android ecosystem fucking sucks

[nocturne bough]

you are wrong

[lapis lava]

android should hop on C

[nocturne bough]

its much better than what we have in javascript

[robust relic]

android using java is why all android apps that have an ios varient suck on android

[viral cape]

are you sure google play is less full of malware than npm

[nocturne bough]

thats also wrong

unless devs are using shitty freamworks like react native

native java apps work decent

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/mischievous-mischief-test-testy-testing-gif-24812712

[blissful jackal]

do u use windows?

if not, how'd you make destiny work with linux

[nocturne bough]

kotlin uses the same java vm

[cerulean lance]

java -jar mantikafasi.jar

[viral cape]

ease of use and windows do not go together

[blissful jackal]

yeah fair

[cerulean lance]

is there anyone other than me and manti who has the java lover role

[blissful jackal]

I think Im going to dual boot, just for some games

[viral cape]

window management

i mean its better than macos

[cerulean lance]

true...

[blissful jackal]

i mean windows has the powertoys thing with fancyzones ig

[viral cape]

hate giant titlebar at top only way to move window around without 3rd party software

[stiff urchin]

win + arrow keys

[cerulean lance]

windows is homophobic but macos is a mass killer
they're both bad people but you can live with a homophobe

[stiff urchin]

[viral cape]

true

but

not what i mean

[warm zenith]

homophobia is worse

[viral cape]

i mean dragging window

[jaunty trellis]

dynamic tiling wms my beloved

[cerulean lance]

@crude fern if i post this in fedi would i get cancelled

[jaunty trellis]

probably

I am the mass murderer in the room

[cerulean lance]

im the mass hugger in the room

[viral cape]

i am the second mass hugger in the room

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[viral cape]

bluesky

[cerulean lance]

bluesky more like brownsky cus i shat on it

[next warren]

echo post

[cerulean lance]

ok https://social.shiggy.fun/notes/9s33etknbhopydn7

[jolly nexus]

[e-mail]

bluesky more like brownsky cus i shat on it

Firefish · Apr 14, 2024, 12:55 PM

[dusty goblet]

Will you mass murder me

[harsh minnow]

should i make a new fedi accountr

[dusty goblet]

No

[cerulean lance]

will you make it in social shiggy

[viral cape]

banger post

[stiff urchin]

oh speaking of fedi

[harsh minnow]

def not lol

[stiff urchin]

@harsh minnow what happened to your instance

[fallow pawn]

[harsh minnow]

i stopped it

[stiff urchin]

aw

[viral cape]

idk it exploded and got replaced with whitelisted minecraft server

[next warren]

[jaunty trellis]

[cerulean lance]

jokes aside prolly wetdryworld or woem.men then?

[unreal crown]

IM FUCKING GAY

[warm zenith]

is your titlebar like this

[unreal crown]

AS IN HOMOSEXUAL

[harsh minnow]

massive no

[cerulean lance]

whar why

[viral cape]

what the fuck

[harsh minnow]

too many annoying people

[viral cape]

vee has weddyworld account already

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-gif-25043010

[viral cape]

[lapis lava]

vee has account on nazi fedi

[viral cape]

it do be a tim sweeney circlejerk

[fallow pawn]

me

[lapis lava]

true

[harsh minnow]

i love when my social media feed is just trans talk 24/7

[stark herald]

EXPLODE

[dusty goblet]

What's bad about that

[lapis lava]

this is why i have my own instance and follow some wetdry world people
(i love fedi)

[stark herald]

poll result ended

[lapis lava]

(I don't)

like occasionally its good

[viral cape]

i just boost other people thought

[lapis lava]

but not in my entire feed

[harsh minnow]

incredibly boring and depressing

idk i like shitposting on social media

[fallow pawn]

use twitter it doesnt have that

[viral cape]

fedi full of yapping most of the time and the other half is just gay lesbian being gay

[harsh minnow]

?

[dusty goblet]

My thought lol

[jaunty trellis]

my social media is just cute anime girls

[harsh minnow]

i was stating why i wouldnt use wetdry.world or woem.men

[dusty goblet]

I shit posted too much it's not interesting anymore

[sudden sun]

@pulsar flame hiii oomfie

[warm zenith]

what i do with my feed is play a game it's called how long will i go without seeing a woman

[dusty goblet]

I don't have those anywhere

[warm zenith]

it's usually the FIRST post that's a woman

[viral cape]

1 second

[warm zenith]

yea

[sudden sun]

eepy

hbu

[viral cape]

OH

that

[fallow pawn]

Im stupid so whats the point in the multiple instances

[harsh minnow]

wdym?

[lapis lava]

decentalized social media

[viral cape]

that's someone boosting a mastodon.social user's twitter screenshot about iranian warcrimes

[harsh minnow]

do you mean why have many instances instead of one central one

[fallow pawn]

yaa

[lapis lava]

with your own rules, control over your data

how so

[viral cape]

yes just block them

[harsh minnow]

decentralisation is cool cause if you dont like your admin you can just move to a different instance

[viral cape]

ez

[cerulean lance]

imagine if it wasnt

mastodon owner is homophobe
everyone forks and makes their own instance and loses 80% of their friends
repeat

[lapis lava]

parler so

[viral cape]

i forgor parler exist

[harsh minnow]

but you can still talk to the homies on other instances

[fallow pawn]

woah thats cook

cook

Cool

[unreal crown]

IM GAY

[harsh minnow]

unless your admin blocks their instance or their admin blocks your instance in which case rip to you

[lapis lava]

tim cook

[lapis lava]

who

[cerulean lance]

is in my basement

[harsh minnow]

many fedi admins are way too block heavy

[lapis lava]

true

[viral cape]

you have no fucking idea what you are talking about

[lapis lava]

i have no instances blocked

[viral cape]

imo

[harsh minnow]

lots of oversensitive people and guilt by association

[viral cape]

fedi is great BUT

[viral cape]

yeah

[cerulean lance]

social shiggy's blocked servers

[viral cape]

what instance

[lapis lava]

threads doesn't have fedi i think

[viral cape]

what happened

[harsh minnow]

wetdry.world blocked for "ableism" lol

[cerulean lance]

it does

[viral cape]

it does

[lapis lava]

horror

[stiff urchin]

first added in 2001

seems legit

[lapis lava]

time to look up gts docs on how to block

[cerulean lance]

gesus fucking christ wetdryworld is older than me

[harsh minnow]

yeah that date is not accurate idk what the guy who made this site was cooking

[cerulean lance]

wtf

[viral cape]

i will post word "retard" and get fediblocked to death

[harsh minnow]

crazy that youre 4 years old

[cerulean lance]

whar

am i stupid

[viral cape]

i feel like i am forced to boost loads of stuff on fedi that I don't care about to be "nice"

i chronically like everything

[harsh minnow]

lmao what

[viral cape]

as in, guilt tripping people into sharing social causes

[harsh minnow]

yeah these block reasons are all bs

[warm zenith]

what the fuck is racismo

[harsh minnow]

but so is fedi

[viral cape]

"anti TBS conspiricies"

[harsh minnow]

what does that even mean

lol?

[viral cape]

TBS stands for "The Bad Space"

[harsh minnow]

oh

[viral cape]

yet also

they have mastodon.art blocked

[harsh minnow]

LOL

good joke

[nocturne bough]

I am gonna win activity award

[lapis lava]

@nocturne bough You won't

[harsh minnow]

bluesky is just twitter but even shittier

[nocturne bough]

nopp

[unreal crown]

can i get a rewiew pwease 🥺

[viral cape]

afaik TBS is ran by a black guy being transphobic to people then calling people racist when called out

[lapis lava]

no

[harsh minnow]

corpo like twitter
ran by the same people who ran twitter
literally does not have the one benefit twitter has, which is massive userbase

[warm zenith]

sure buddy

[unreal crown]

pweeeeeseeeeeeeee 🥺

[errant chasm]

cease

[harsh minnow]

why anyone would use bluesky over twitter is a mystery to me

[fallow pawn]

bluesky needs to improve their app

[viral cape]

idk stupid????

[harsh minnow]

wdym?

[warm zenith]

i use twitter to witness non-english artists speak perfect english when they're upset

[nocturne bough]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3on3qna4Fa0

blue sky mentioned

[harsh minnow]

to discover what?

[soft wadi]

guys would anyone realistically pay $5.756,24 euros for a bag

[viral cape]

mastodon.art was a big support of TBS

[harsh minnow]

that it's "decentralised" (not actually)?

[lapis lava]

yes

idiotic gucci fangirls

[soft wadi]

gucci doesnt even cost that much

LOL

[viral cape]

and had such a sketchy admin

[harsh minnow]

whats a pds

[fallow pawn]

Does bluesky have dms yet

[viral cape]

so, decentralised data but not decentralised federation system

[harsh minnow]

why would i do that lol

[unreal crown]

Do it

[harsh minnow]

can you host your own bluesky instance that is independent from the main instance

and can interact with other bluesky instances

[next warren]

venny merch

awesome

[glossy swallow]

YES

[harsh minnow]

i just googled and you cant

[cerulean lance]

is that in dollars or rial

[harsh minnow]

you can selfhost your data but you're still relying on the main instance

https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/22/24080334/bluesky-self-hosting-servers-data-federated

[soft wadi]

LMAO

[soft wadi]

1 euro is like 15000 for me

[viral cape]

LMFAO

[cerulean lance]

yeah but how much is a waterbottle for example

[soft wadi]

3000

[cerulean lance]

oh shit

sorry

[viral cape]

WHO CARES ABOUT BSKY """""MODERATION"""""

[soft wadi]

lmao

its ok lol

[viral cape]

racism slider real

[dusty goblet]

I love racism ||/j||

[unreal crown]

IM FUCKING GAY

[warm zenith]

woah elvyra what the hell

[unreal crown]

thats homophobia

reported

[viral cape]

womp womp

[harsh minnow]

this is so funny

[viral cape]

nop

[harsh minnow]

they really added a racism slider to settings 😭

[viral cape]

if they can detect it

Why don't they just ban it

rather than

Tolerate it behind moderation settings

[cerulean lance]

chat we should make racismdb

[fallow pawn]

soupcan but discord

[dusty goblet]

https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/englisch_stgb/englisch_stgb.html#p1893

[cerulean lance]

its pronoundb but you tell people your race by calling yourself slurs

[nocturne bough]

this is good idea

[fallow pawn]

[lapis lava]

im pilot

[dusty goblet]

Why am I being husked

[sudden sun]

meow

[dusty goblet]

Stop husking me

[viral cape]

why would I even want those people to be able to see what I post then

[dusty goblet]

I will husk your mothers

[fallow pawn]

im homophone

[dusty goblet]

I am so homophobic :3

[lapis lava]

@dusty goblet You will get at risk

[dusty goblet]

NUH UH

[sudden sun]

meow

[fallow pawn]

Im normal or so i think

[lapis lava]

mew

[nocturne bough]

I husk people that are huskable

nothing can stop me

[dusty goblet]

My account is only limited

[viral cape]

good idea however if they are willing to implement such an automod feature why can't they extend it to this

[dusty goblet]

It would never jump to at risk

[unreal siren]

kois

[lapis lava]

@nocturne bough You are huskable

[nocturne bough]

yes

[dusty goblet]

Also if that happens I'm getting a new acc

[cerulean lance]

✅ echophobia

[viral cape]

yes that is right

[cerulean lance]

reminds me of rem and ram

[lapis lava]

cta how do you have so many cute girls

[unreal siren]

koisat

[dusty goblet]

You don't want to know..

[cerulean lance]

"sell" "candies" from your van

[viral cape]

it just doesn't make sense why an architecture of "central federation system" will still tolerate hate

[dusty goblet]

I need someone to do that

[viral cape]

i would be fine with this system if it was actually federated

but it isn't

[cerulean lance]

https://downloadmorerem.com/

[viral cape]

so local full rule enforcement is 100% possible

[lapis lava]

ram got kidnapped by @mossy holly

[fallow pawn]

Shes real

[jaunty trellis]

[lapis lava]

i accidentally husked

[dusty goblet]

LOL WTF

[empty tulip]

that's cute

[lapis lava]

@burnt maple Explode

[harsh minnow]

you wouldnt download a rem

[lapis lava]

we need anime girl thread

before we get 1984d again

[viral cape]

[fallow pawn]

only like the seasons that matter

[warm zenith]

i'm not reading all of that

[empty tulip]

me

[dusty goblet]

Defamation

[dull anvil]

Nyo

[unreal crown]

is that like a jojoreference

[warm zenith]

awesome or something

[dusty goblet]

What game is that at the bottom

[dull anvil]

The factory must grow

[dull anvil]

Factorio

[dusty goblet]

Oh i guessed correctly

Yay

[dusty goblet]

Okay I'm gonna take the schizo meds.. Everything will get real :3

[viral cape]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-neko-atsume-me-when-me-when-i-get-you-mrtheyes-gif-4157721420697656658

[next warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[jaunty trellis]

wtf

[warm zenith]

woahhh gambling

🎊

[empty tulip]

true

[unreal crown]

i wish i fucking go fucking back in time and fucking see that fucking part again

IM FUCKING GAY

[stark herald]

nothing will be the same again

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  content: url("https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1026533070955872337.png?size=32");
}

[viral cape]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-meme-truth-lie-gif-9021535758661504197

[stark herald]

[viral cape]

WHAT DOES THIS DO

[dusty goblet]

Reminds me of my css to remove clown decors <3

[stark herald]

switches blobcatcozy and husk :3

[empty tulip]

didn't you say that in ntts?

[open pasture]

Join me please now

[dusty goblet]

Kid named gay

[viral cape]

doesnt work

wait

[viral cape]

i have quickcss off

because it is SO FUCKED UP

[next warren]

why

[soft wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-slime-slime-rancher-tabby-slime-gif-16144225

[fallow pawn]

slime

[unreal siren]

slime

[jaunty trellis]

ok that's cool and all but we just use ti-nspire in the exam

wtf

[small bramble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029331568315093043/1229005344118800404/attachment.gif

[keen junco]

wysi

[dusty goblet]

Mfw my school used their own regulated calculators for any exam:

[errant chasm]

[keen junco]

hell no

league is already enough brainrot for me

[jaunty trellis]

[errant chasm]

[soft wadi]

link

i want to pass my test

not allowed

[dusty goblet]

Ew

[soft wadi]

did they modify or did it come with the calculator

[keen junco]

teachers know about calculators like that

like they know the models

[soft wadi]

theyll never know

[keen junco]

and won't allow it

[soft wadi]

mine r stupid

kidding

i dont need them anymore

[keen junco]

here we were only allowed to use one specific calculator model

that the school organized for us

[candid blaze]

here we arent allowed to use calculators (and most students are DUMB AS FUCK here)

[keen junco]

i guess you could mod that one but it'd be very slow regardless

[candid blaze]

istg they don't know the basic four operations

[keen junco]

we didn't have calculators either until we had complex algebra

[dusty goblet]

Idr when we got calculators

[cerulean lance]

i dont get pokemon cant i just train my thingy to shoot a gun

[keen junco]

and also during exams there always was a section without calculators and then with

[dusty goblet]

Yeah we have that

Or rather had

[keen junco]

yeah i also only had that in high school, in trade school they just always allowed calculator

[lapis lava]

y'all so strict smh

we can use our own calculators for any exams

[open pasture]

^^^ same here

[empty tulip]

uhh how?
A calculator is allowed for everyone to use

[unreal siren]

i only just found out i had a lastfm account from 4 years ago and never used it

[blissful jackal]

just got a bluescreen out of nowhere lol

[unreal siren]

sorry my fault

[candid blaze]

not in exams here

[blissful jackal]

damn how dare u :(

[empty tulip]

damn sorry to hear about that strict rule

that's unfair

[candid blaze]

i'm surprised y'all are allowed to use it in exams lol

[dusty goblet]

If I brought my own calculator to my maths final I would've gotten failed immediately lol

[empty tulip]

well it's normal

[cerulean lance]

shrimply replace your calculators cpu with a raspberry pi and cheat

[empty tulip]

calculator cpu can run minecraft?

[dusty goblet]

We have a part where we need to use the brain and then a part where using our brains would be a headache because of ugly numbers and then we're allowed to use calculators

[open pasture]

she's so cute

[cerulean lance]

license: ill sue if you steal my code unless your usecase is fire

[dusty goblet]

We have an ordinance on this 😭

[buoyant pelican]

any of guys know server that only for css ? dm if u know

[dusty goblet]

(5) Any candidate whose conduct so seriously impedes the examination that it is not possible to conduct the examination properly shall be excluded from the examination; this shall be deemed to mean that the general higher education entrance qualification is not awarded. Paragraph 3, sentence 3, and Section 27, paragraph 3, sentence 2 shall apply accordingly.

I wonder who did that for that to be added

[cerulean lance]

https://www.w3schools.com/css/

[open pasture]

i just used w3schools to test bsky post embeds

[cerulean lance]

youtube

[open pasture]

you learn it yourself

it's not that hard tbh

[cerulean lance]

do they use markdown as well

[open pasture]

should be in the guide yeah

[open pasture]

oh wait ya mean the embeds?

[cerulean lance]

yop

[open pasture]

idk then

but bsky posts don't have markdown iirc

[cerulean lance]

guh

iirc in fedi world its only misskey that supports it as well?

[open pasture]

tbh i don't feel the need of markdown

so idrc

[dense phoenix]

everything that isn't stock mastodon does

[cerulean lance]

huh

[unreal siren]

vns #🤖-bot-commands you did it|very wrong

[neon ferry]

👉 #🤖-bot-commands

[dense phoenix]

oh embeds

but yeaj

[open pasture]

they probably aren't counting custom fedi clients that support markdown

[harsh minnow]

can someone repro https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/issues/2325

[unreal siren]

sad

just type it the other way around

problem solved

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[unreal siren]

i mean the text

[open pasture]

also fun fact about bsky embeds, if the user opted out of logged out visibility (aka people without a bsky account can't see your profile) then people that don't follow you won't see the embed

[dense phoenix]

whys that an option horror

[open pasture]

because bsky came out with non existent logged out visibility

aka you needed an account to browse the platform

now that it's not like that anymore they made it an option instead

[lapis lava]

someone should add as emoji

[unreal siren]

chocolate world

[lapis lava]

:desolate_earth:

[dusty goblet]

Horror I have uni tmrw

[unreal siren]

im sorry for your loss

[open pasture]

yeah

[neon mason]

off-off-topic but is AnimatedStatus allowed on #🗳-plugin-requests

[harsh minnow]

try reading

[lapis lava]

no

[lapis lava]

its depressing how reading has become so hard for most people these days

[neon mason]

hey just get straight to the premise

im all for it

thanks

https://tenor.com/view/paypal-money-glitch-tap-in-free-money-dm4uz3-gif-18374663

[jaunty trellis]

[lapis lava]

she isnt linking 🤓

piracy is 101% based

[glossy swallow]

I can feel myself losing intellegence staring at this gif

not that i had any

[open pasture]

lmao

[dense phoenix]

true

[open pasture]

what the lore behind :h:

[dusty goblet]

Can you DM me the torrent I wanted to play that game but forgot (and I'll forget again until I'm home)

[open pasture]

[candid blaze]

what notification daemon is this

i should try ags perhaps

[open pasture]

why h

[noble quest]

I love Minecraft

[warped moat]

meow

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[open pasture]

mew

[cerulean lance]

insert weezer room in ultrakill

[jaunty trellis]

ags

[errant chasm]

@dusty goblet meow

[cerulean lance]

@errant chasm you will buy ultrakill

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[jaunty trellis]

shamelessly stolen from end-4

[open pasture]

beep boop be pa beep bop

[errant chasm]

does it have console port

[cerulean lance]

you CANNOT play that shit on a controller lmfao

[noble quest]

You're talking about p-2 right?

[cerulean lance]

yop

[errant chasm]

why buy it then, i only have a shit 2015 laptop with integrated graphics

[errant chasm]

[cerulean lance]

still can play it

[lime talon]

i was about to say "consoles kinda suck" meanwhile the 3DS in my pocket

although ig the 3DS is an exception because it has a whole separate library of games that isn't on other platforms

[errant chasm]

yeah at 3 fps

[open pasture]

ayo dab me up

[cerulean lance]

i play ultrakill on my laptop (i5 gen 3 4gm ram running arch)

[open pasture]

igpu op

[errant chasm]

[lapis lava]

horror

[open pasture]

gm

[lapis lava]

install Windows 10

[cerulean lance]

i get solid 40 - 45

[errant chasm]

how much is the game

[open pasture]

i dont have opengl 3

[open pasture]

how much ram do u got

[cerulean lance]

10 - 20 depending on where you are

[errant chasm]

8, mixed though

[open pasture]

same

[errant chasm]

kinda horror but eh

works fine

[open pasture]

just good enough for youtube

[errant chasm]

i took ram out of non functional laptop and put in the one i use

[open pasture]

core ?

[lime talon]

my pc has 2x8GB and 1x16GB, totally unrelated sticks

won't run at 3200 but 2800 is stable so

[errant chasm]

so i have 2x4

[cerulean lance]

the only way you're gonna convice me to install that shit is if bill gates makes me the ceo
even then, ill remake the OS to use linux kernel then use it

[noble quest]

http://ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/ubuntu/

[errant chasm]

but afaik you shouldn't mix 2 different brands of ram

[open pasture]

same dawg

[lime talon]

im running my ram triple channel 🔥

[open pasture]

@errant chasm core count ?

[errant chasm]

why

[errant chasm]

dunno

lemme check

[open pasture]

why no images

[open pasture]

what the-

[lapis lava]

All Linux users will now switch to Ubuntu

[last sky]

wtf this is real

[lime talon]

WHY IS THIS REAL

[errant chasm]

@open pasture 4 cores

[open pasture]

uw*bunto

[open pasture]

dawg sameee

dab me uppp

[errant chasm]

1.8-2.4 ghz

[open pasture]

wah

i see you there

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

op

[twilit portal]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-cat-cat-skateboard-get-real-gif-21385457

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

why

[candid blaze]

https://tenor.com/bqugQ.gif

[twilit portal]

i was looking for this specific one

[cerulean lance]

@noble quest can you make me a echo pride flag

[open pasture]

what leme guess gotta donate

[candid blaze]

gay java user flag

[open pasture]

what

gotta donate ig

:(

rip

ill stick with my emojis ig

[next warren]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[open pasture]

i have a question...

[cerulean lance]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[open pasture]

op

mindreader

your truly sdcardreader

[patent spoke]

https://dontasktoask.com/

[open pasture]

dosent that count as disrespect?

[noble quest]

When I get to my computer

[open pasture]

what

i thought its very disrespectful not ask to ask

[cerulean lance]

chat should i make....

[open pasture]

yes

was rule 7 add because of some drama

in this server

:(

i got hollow purpled

[candid blaze]

https://crates.io/crates/woke

[cerulean lance]

FIRE

https://pypi.org/project/woke/

FIREER

[open pasture]

dawg why is it so dam straight

[keen junco]

@paper gate you love

[open pasture]

t u m b l r

[cerulean lance]

DOCUMENT WRITE SCRIPT

WHY

[keen junco]

tumblr

[cerulean lance]

is it to do something hacky or just for shits and giggles

[keen junco]

idk seems like they're using different js for modern browsers

idk

probably

[errant chasm]

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008032100617826415/1229069763360194702/Screenshot_20240414_170416_Discord.jpg?ex=662e576a&is=661be26a&hm=c05d5f260a0c132e65c7ee7a0c9244c8557c48cdb1fe0daccfbd2506bf3f80c1&

[crude fern]

no because its true

[cerulean lance]

if i do this would you give me money

[open pasture]

Yes (lie)

[dusty goblet]

Yeah I'd give you zimbabwean dollars or something

Whatever there is weak

[cerulean lance]

ok bet #1162362566320848906

[dusty goblet]

#unknown

[cerulean lance]

krill issue

[open pasture]

@burnt maple amerika ya! hallo :D

[crude fern]

Timothy

[cerulean lance]

hi BOTTOM

[dusty goblet]

Ur a bottom too

[cerulean lance]

nop

i am big strong echo

[raw panther]

I'm a middle

[cerulean lance]

i will uh call you pet

[dusty goblet]

Bottom

Oh will you~

[crude fern]

haiiii

i love bottom quarks

[dusty goblet]

Hi a middle will you hug me in 19 days

[open pasture]

@cerulean lance

nop

[cerulean lance]

Hoshimachi Suisei

[lapis lava]

@cerulean lance You are bottom

[cerulean lance]

Hoshimachi Suisei is a bottom yes

[open pasture]

welp

[cerulean lance]

(i have never watched any of her stuff)

[lapis lava]

EXHQ is

[open pasture]

they said it

They’re a bottom

[cerulean lance]

pet

i called you a pet so im not a bottom

[stark herald]

@cerulean lance you

[raw panther]

uhh I gotta say might not be able to make it due to my work and the fact that I got stuff on saturday, if I came on friday it would only be for a short visit and I'm not sure I want to drive 3h there and 3h back home just to say hi ._.

[lapis lava]

@wide leaf mugmink

[ocean mortar]

guys do I get to keep the nitro avatar decoration even when my nitro has expired ? and use it obviously

[lapis lava]

yes

if you bought it

the nitro decors, you can keep them but not apply a new one

[dusty goblet]

is fine dw

[raw panther]

also I'm pretty sure I'd just be a third wheel and it would be awkward (me and pingu meet was super awkward too)

[dusty goblet]

I think me and pingu meet isn't gonna be less awkward

[ocean mortar]

oh I thought I could use the free nitro decor even after nitro, thanks for clarifying

[lapis lava]

you keep it if you apply it before sub expires

[dusty goblet]

Probably even more awkward lol

[lapis lava]

why so

you two will be able to Hop on Vencord

[blissful jackal]

allo

[lapis lava]

(both get on #🌺-regulars)

[blissful jackal]

you're german right?

[dusty goblet]

I am

[blissful jackal]

Do you know AnnenMayKantereit?

[dusty goblet]

Because I'm awkward and don't know how to interact with people..

[dusty goblet]

No

[blissful jackal]

ah fair

they make nice music :)

[dusty goblet]

Maybe

[lapis lava]

the downfall of the horror bot

slash commands aren't even fully rolled out

only a few

[cerulean lance]

shigbot

[lapis lava]

@foggy fulcrum

[cerulean lance]

(it has 0 commands if you want to run something you have to pass javascript)

[dusty goblet]

Me about to spawnchild rm -rf /*

[dense aspen]

Wha

[dusty goblet]

Unblur that reason

[crude fern]

exhq you are a boytom

[cerulean lance]

never

[dusty goblet]

Smh

[dense phoenix]

why not

is it funky

[dusty goblet]

Meiwn

Meow

[cerulean lance]

not here ill link the original message tho

[sly spear]

I have a virus

[turbid pier]

lol

[sly spear]

As in a physical one

In my body

💀

[turbid pier]

how do i add plugin

i have json

[cerulean lance]

#1151131844067217440 message

[odd wave]

vs

wait

vn

[sly spear]

Vns

[west ore]

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[odd wave]

i forgot the fucking command

[sly spear]

Lmao

[odd wave]

thanks

[turbid pier]

wa

a wanna add plugin

[dusty goblet]

Rude

[dusty goblet]

Bwaa

[west ore]

[odd wave]

every time i look in my camera roll i see it

[cerulean lance]

you were in the server tho when did you leave

[dusty goblet]

?

Was i?

[cerulean lance]

i think so???

[dusty goblet]

I don't think so lol

Search for messages by me

[raw panther]

headrub

[west ore]

60fps high speed patting

[real skiff]

the ifunny twitter page is more aids than opera

somehow

[odd wave]

yknow

i say i want to be trans

but in reality i just want to be really feminine

but if i had the chance to be a cis girl

[cerulean lance]

.fm

[odd wave]

i would

[cerulean lance]

crying

[odd wave]

1 blocked message

[open pasture]

THEY TOOK OUR FEMBOT AWAY

[odd wave]

im am fm hater

[raw panther]

same

[cerulean lance]

oh i thought you mean me

[odd wave]

nahh youre cool

[cerulean lance]

[raw panther]

8 years using discord and fembot the only user I've had to block

[odd wave]

i dont have any bad opinions of anyone here

[odd wave]

ermm, moderators? can we Promote this guy?

[open pasture]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[noble quest]

of course you have blue album and pronouns

[cerulean lance]

TEESER

[open pasture]

on vinyl :P

[odd wave]

if you said blue hair i wouldve gone insane

[somber leaf]

end yourself

[odd wave]

be niceee

[somber leaf]

im done being nice, with the release of viggle im turning evil

[odd wave]

I wonder why this got starboarded so fast

[cerulean lance]

@odd wave have you seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX-Nq8d1irg

[odd wave]

no

[cerulean lance]

do

funny

[sudden sun]

meow

[noble quest]

@cerulean lance exhq pride flag

[open pasture]

JAVA

[cerulean lance]

FIRE

[odd wave]

takin my headphones off fuck that

[odd wave]

this is me

[cerulean lance]

can you make a gif ill set as banner

[odd wave]

i fucking love that guy

[mossy egret]

is that a weezer reference? @open pasture

[odd wave]

idk why but he just. hes a goober

[noble quest]

yea, 1 sec

[candid blaze]

100 blocked messages

🙄

[cerulean lance]

fake i can rply

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-meme-blocked-bateman-patrick-patrick-bateman-gif-25526259

[open pasture]

YES IT IS :(

[candid blaze]

i can't hear you

..

..

[rapid aurora]

it's real

[cerulean lance]

..

[open pasture]

o7

[mossy egret]

yipppppeeee no fembot in this channel

[odd wave]

The bot has been didabled

[open pasture]

I’m banned from there

[rapid aurora]

they just opened it

[cerulean lance]

didabled

[open pasture]

the old server

[rapid aurora]

they never had old one

[lapis lava]

.help

FINALLY

[open pasture]

yes they did

@open pasture @rapid aurora

hi 👋

[candid blaze]

I HATE Processing Vulkan shaders (50%)

[rapid aurora]

hello

[open pasture]

haihai

[lapis lava]

./run

cd

[hollow flume]

@lapis lava I only received sh(5.2.0) error output

file0.code: line 1: cd: HOME not set

[open pasture]

hru

[lapis lava]

vee will disable

[harsh minnow]

NO FUCKING WAY IS THAT FUCKING HAGRID???

[rapid aurora]

not feeling good

[lapis lava]

i run code

[open pasture]

why

[rapid aurora]

sick

[odd wave]

WHOS FUCKING HAGRID

[harsh minnow]

holy shit it is hagrid

[candid blaze]

https://tenor.com/bvJvc.gif

[odd wave]

oh mu god

its hagrid

[open pasture]

hiiiii

[open pasture]

hru

gudddd

[odd wave]

i forget where hes from

[noble quest]

@cerulean lance

[open pasture]

u?

[stark herald]

so sad

[odd wave]

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

ITS THE JAVA FLAG