#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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i'm sadly a crapple sheep
apple so bad

michaelsoft binbows better
amoled-cord is fixed!
just so everychomik knows, you cannot evven say @ everyone or you get bammed instantly for twenting four hours!!! </3!!
and i'm totally (not) gonna watch the volkswagen developer conference 2024
(this is irony btw)
1 day timeout to prevent spammers / selfbots
just like sk.t
i love background filters
your fault for saying at everyone

not even gonna thank me for removing ur timeout?
the selfbots/spammers could just wait 1 day
say . in a message, only the . to get vaius Easter egg
at everyone
but it gets flagged

@evryoen
everyone is banned. all of you.
the symbol at
@
what weird scammy looking browser is that? opera? and why are you using an ipad?
@upbeat fractal
followed by "everyone"
I did it
documents, and because im at school
dummy

you did @upbeat fractal duh
that browser's name is documents? i thought it was opera because of that "vpn" button
yeah its 'documents'
toastedpotato no more
why would you name a web browser documents?!
built in file manager, pdf viewer, can link google drive, dropbox, can acess files from computer
what if i. dont untime out.
oh no, a weird everything app
can also start webDAV servers
sounds genuinely useful
can...connect to printers for whatever fucking reason
oh it's a user
Discord seems to like to break themes, right?

Morning all
guys stop trying to bypass the filter
no access
no access
mod char
my favourite channel
it was meant for toad 
give access
acces?
please gives access
do you love
can i have access, im cute :3
i wonder what they do in that channel
Morning all
get hired by vencorp to get access to 🔒 No Access
fine,,,can i have $20?
goooood morniiiiiing!!!
oh so they be dumbasse-
steam coumunity
mmmyes
gawd dammiut i think u need to do v- @tr0llie no support in that channel for instance and giggles
dungord moment
why were u given that
i have no idea
i think i said something i wasnt suppose to
username explains a lot
im not even sure what i said
maybe
oki, benefit of the doubt
because constant wrong information
oh
don't take it off
mb
what u mean the uninstall thing ?
sorry tr0ll

i said many things in there i wasnt suppose to in the first place
repent for your sins in front of chomik
Is venbot broken? i dont see it in the "almighty" memeber section
i must pay for my sins cuz bribry is a thing for some reason
yes
O ok
like ill flat out do src='source' instead of src="source"
am i the only one who does that
the horrors.
who muted my friend potato!!! I'm so mad!!!
automod
they selfmuted themselves
What did they say
timeout everywhere should show timestamp too smh
they said at everyone
alr. I'm starting a war against automod!!
they said the forbidden words
tell jaso citroen
@sour yew 🙏
someone give me an idea to make a site of

a site with many cats
never speak again.
Me when I watch anything anime
please send help its 7:11am
but i already have a shiggy page,,
sleep
no
SHIGGY!
thats cool shig
actually
i love shiggy
one thing i can do
hes tottaly not gay
is make the embed an actual fuckking gif
Btw something wrong with the background on mobile
Based
there we go
nah
can i get chomiks in chat please
neocities is free but has a 1gb limit
oink
Optimize your assets 
i'd be at around 530 MB used rn if i uploaded files to neocities
cant be bothered
my best webpage so far is https://madelinemaid.neocities.org/ducky
browse channels
shut up
what
i wont
who pinged me
Someone who was muted
hhhh what to make on my site,,
whatever you want
i want to make something but i dont know what,,,
some guy on commit 82ab3ad (i may be stupid :3) might need help 🤔 (he wrote 80 "Hi, How to Fix Supports?" 😭)
why exactly, discord?
meow
imagine a place...
lol
this peach has two of them
Meow
ugliest theme ever holy shit #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message
and you got a problem with the butt image with a butt?
hey..... it's christmas somewhere
Can I clean my eyes after seeing that
i just went and improved my not found page instead,,
REAL
yea that person does not have a good track record of taste in themes
https://music.apple.com/us/album/teatro-saudade-live/1725949706?i=1725951893 probably one of the best songs to end an album with
Nintendo gonna sue the hell outta you
good
I’m bored
Are you able to get plugins from betterdiscord website and then put it in vencord plugins?
Will it work/
no.
nooooop
its the dolf

I would not sit in a room alone with json citrus
Congress would
@sudden sun I’m writing a lot of objc code
the best ide
omagad potato wb 
so true
I don’t like this
I broke discord
but I have to keep doing it
dont do crApple code
you deserve a hug
WHEEZES
No I like it
It’s just a certain thing I’m doing
just ignore and move on
acutally i'm gonna be doing some objc in future

wouldn’t recommend
extremely low macos support
just tell them that you didn't know
can i get swift bindings with rust
what are you doing

why not just skip swift
anyawys hmm what to code,,
bind to the thing below it
rate the codes
.fm
do you remembah
that would be...?
the 21st night of september
no
bye
4
pov u want everything in one binary….
Nothing happened
1
everything happened tho,,,
like what
nope
"gen z slang"
look inside
aave
lol
im gonna commit war crimes
this is a chomik about a girl
who'll never know it's about chomik
i kjnow it's pretty chomik... but im much to chomik to tell her
i really like you peoples you're all very nice and entertaining

idk if anyone noticed but on all my sites about me pages, theres a chomik at the top
you found him.....
I don’t go there enough to notice what’s new
i'm a bit of a chomik head
you should
because tehres chomiks
i know where ALL the hidden / secret chomiks are...

I can't stop THINKING ABOUT MADE LINE

I’ll find all the chomiks with 2 commands
code
Love how Discord rolls out a vencord-breaking update every now and then and reminds me of how I literally can't use Discord without my themes.
It's unusable.
/find chomik
/find-all chomik
chomik
(for the hidden chomiks you gotta use /find-all)
moment
this
message
apple shit, get a good os
macos is good, cope
macos
Vencord negs discord ngl
macOS good, cope
also on my sites main page there's 4 spinning chomiks
nvm i lied theres 8
Linux ⋙ Windows ⋙ MacOS
can it run league
macos is apple shit, as bad as M$ shit
They aren’t league :(
or degenerate games
theyre pretty much = with all their respective shit sides
league 
im bored im adding 8 more
real
Ok made line
holy hsit this is kinda cool ngl
tell me what’s bad abt macos
idk
locked down spyware
i dont think that would stop the average support user
what'
take a look at windows
neither do I
https://youtu.be/7pA8hZqXWHY?list=RDkq2BCYAKDNc when our song comes on @dense gull
it’s like the definition of spyware
did it
macos killed my grandfather
iPad moment
first time i saw that, i just skipped it without reading
try to get a different desktop environment or even theme the default one
you can literally install kernel extensions on macos
Loud buzzing
kernel modules, amazing....
I’ve seen the use of different desktop environments like gnome on macos
my ex’s online name was asahi
give me 500 yen apple card
that's linux, not macos. but i think that's the only way to make apple silicon macs useful
he actually
i dont spend money on apple services
I’m queer
insane
right?
i wouldnt date a linux distro tbh
this is the biggest cope ive heard
usefulness =/= completely changing ui elements
but what does asahi linux have to do with macos?
they were willing to teach me german
if you want a different DE, just use asahi
what are we talking about again
macos and linux
isnt linux better
I’m better
macos has homebrew at least
windows
you['re a os ??
yop
windows is def not better
i could also say "if i want to customize windows i just install linux on my pc" if i go by that logic....
yep
@hollow jackal its like apple silicon macs have stability issues
I’m a build it yourself os
you need professional help...
@weak wharf thoughts on windows
people can run you ??
shit
buying a mac and then putting linux on it is kinda stupid because then you’re just giving up all of the ecosystem features and x86 compatibility that apple integrated
is it locked down spyware too
YEP
Yes
Linux > windows (mods like Tiny11) > macOS > windows (stock with bloat)
wym
was bored so i changed my index page's background
I run it on my PC
afaik apple provides linux builds of their rosetta compatibility layer you can use on asahi if you want to. or just use box86/64
oh really
hi aki two
that’s cool
my friend, her m2 pro macbook pro stopped booting and recoveryOS wasn’t working randomly one morning
plus more crash prone in general
at least from what ive seen
I booted to recoveryOS the other day and it was scary asf
oo
hack
(9 hour download times)
i think you can make that work on natively installed asahi if you really want to: https://developer.apple.com/documentation/virtualization/running_intel_binaries_in_linux_vms_with_rosetta
hackers the movie
apparently thinkpads can be pretty easy hackintosh machines
I love thinkpads
unless you have my thinkpad
i’m tempted to try
I own none
t540p and t480 (the goat)
I’ve tried for like a few days and couldn’t do it, even with the help of people who are experienced
thank god im too broke to buy an apple silicon machine but long term i kinda need to
i dont see the point in hackintosh outside of bragging material
adobe apps might be faster if u somehow fully utilised ur gpu

thinkpads are only good for running linux, why would you want to run macos, especially if it's not properly supported?
ew adobe
some@people just like the DE
if you don’t wanna bother going for a real mac but rather use your existing machine
the DE is better than windows certainly imo
it’s an aesthetic difference i guess
not by a huge margin, but better
i just generally prefer macOS because it has everything i need and its very convenient and customisable for me
I’ve used a hackintosh on my intel pc for awhile, was pretty great and I got into coding because of it
ooh
just get a macos theme on linux if you really care about that
i tried to hackintosh once actually
hiii llsc!!
i gave up
fren
hiii oomfie
@hot hinge hihi
hiiiiii

apple and customizable? oh, right, you can change your wallpaper!
I mainly wanted a hackintosh bc of coding xd
not really, macos experience is kinda too unique to recreate in a theme
best server
keyward alert going crazy
amarrra
and this is the problem
shit im a girl now
you can literally make custom window managers in macos easily
yet macos retains a bad rep
right, you'd have to get rid of every modern and uaeful window management feature
macos gets too much hate
I think I have strep throat
Just search up riced up macos on google not hard
literally
This dude a deep hater
Mac when it was guided by Steve jobs
a very misinformed hater
My throat
cant even state facts
really hurts
unhurt it :c
sorry
in reality this won’t be the best choice for some
i think those are just application themes, not system themes. so half of your apps still have the default theme. just look at the vscode title bar for example
hai
you “think”
can i plz have 500 yen
don’t base arguments on what you think
deepin jumpscare
have this flower @crisp lance
all of america rn
TRUE
:D <3<3
accurate
Hoowwwww
looks interesting
stop.eating.the.damn.screws
Isn’t deepin like extremely buggy and underwhelming
it really doesn’t matter that much in the end, macos is pretty viable just as linux and windows are good for their own reasons, not everything is for everyone
yeah
they do not taste as good as you think and you throat is suffering bc of it
and a lot of ppl really hate that it’s entirely chinese
lol why
how do i get to this page
you go to my site at https://madelinemaid.neocities.org
it is neo cities!!! i was like "dood these look like neo city websites but with chomik"
so true and real
since the title bar isn't themed i don't think the system theme was changed. if there is a way to do that proof it
they told you to look it up
blud
please stop getting so pressed you’re making yourself look boneheaded
@sudden sun you heard them get tweak injection working so you can theme all ui colors
have you never seen r/unixprn macos rices
yeah im friends with choccy ig
hiiiii cta
anyways hi yall
im not going to leave my work to prove that you can inject code into processes
google it
lmaooo
ios 13 finally let them customize
though tbh I wish there was more of a community around injecting into processes on mac
anything besides a few settings
THEY TASTE LIKE METAL
waiting for the day someone makes a usable tiling window manager for windows (never)
listen to that music, don't eat it
I thought there were useable ones
Sad
i think it’s unanimously agreed that customizing windows just sucks balls
guys do i need sleep? (10:04pm and ive tried to connect cable to oculus from computer but put the computer end in the oculus and left the controller plugged in)
i think trying to write that maeks me eed to seel
Idk I’ll find it
fine :(
using custom audio pipelines essentially requires you to uproot your entire operating system with irreplaceable software
uninstall ios
Real
I got the 8t ordered btw!
Oh damn nice
chomiksly just this
i wish you could just uninstall ios
I have not found it
phone too expensive
if only phones were as free as pcs
I have android 9 installed, skill issue
Debug Info:
Discord: 126021
Aliucord: adf80a8 (152 plugins)
System: Android 9 (SDK v28) - aarch64
Rooted: false
hold on
adf
App: 204.0 (51856) stable; Manifest: "3608dab26791b6f34430092acd457344"; Build Override: N/A; Device: iPhone10,6 OS 16.6;
my fren is on 16.6.1
the sad
System Information
[Device]
Device: iPhone14,2
Model: iPhone
Manufacturer: Apple Inc.
Brand: iPhone
Display: 1170x2532
[Hardware]
CPU Cores: 6
Network: 4G
[Software]
OS: iOS
Version: 16.7
[Discord]
Branch: ptb
Version: 201.0
Build: 51100
Vendetta: eed5355
CPU Usage: 9.63%
Memory Usage: 401 MB
[React]
Version: 18.2.0
Hermes Bytecode: 94
Hermes: for RN 0.72.3
Native: 0.72.3
why sad
semi jailbreak has to suck tho
that’s a massive fucking wall
lmao 16.7
cute also based
what’s bad about 16.7
jailbreakers making ios better than it'll ever be on stock 
also idk why it reports as the iphone14 because this is the 13 pro
samara!
mrrp
hiiiii
@hot hinge luiiiii helooo long timeee
Haiii
Well stock iOS is so bad
not yet but yes my pixel died
looks cuter with a theme I think
agree
Awwwh still congratulations!!
can someone make me a better shiggy eyes closed image, this is the one i have rn and it looks bad
you look cuter with a theme already (beautiful personality)
i’ve lost hope in the fact that i may be able to jailbreak this phone
wowwww
Cutee
my personality is so mid tho
nuh uh
aren’t all the jailbreaks out rn just semitethered?
the battery so good </3
you're rairof the ultimate cutie
It doesn't matter when you're always going on an adventure with mario 
what eyefon
iphone x
woww
are you using the latest version of vendetta?
15.8?
i love macos
I love llsc
or wait nvm
remind me later
I messing up i7

cannot bc this is one of my main phones
even though I could
@sudden sun LLC.inc hruu
Disagree
Lol I always think of Ur name as that

hi
I shared my cat pic here but embed fail
Eloo
@paper gate zeeter, when minky pic

day 2: Venbot @neon ferry is still dead rip 🪦 fly high queen
this HOODLUM is cute :3
for u 
I wish
revive itttt
tired from dealing with macos haters fr


Eep soon Oki I'm still gonna just chat around then go back to work
so many folwers,,

what about if I said..... bootcamp
Lov
i use boot camp too dw

oh good so it's not silicon
fr
no swiftui
but i have silicon and it runs linux
stuck on macos forever
i have silicon its in my microwave
#🗳-plugin-requests message welp i tried to help
I have no reason to use bootcamps
chomik~♫ chomik~♪ what a wonderful chomik to see~♫
originally they had issues with Linux right

idk
unironically I use my mac for everything unless it’s geometry dash
I just realized
Then I switch over to my windows pc
I dont keep up with new macs

Bwaaaa

how do i am become image perms

one day I will right like that
oomf all computers have silicon
dont contract apple silicon its too vague lol
bro
viggy lacks emphasis on the legs
i
lmao they just say silicon to describe new macs
rf
rm -?
and marvin
dont you dare insult viggy venngitu shiggy kemonimimi shave
:(((((
SUS
I SAID HI MARTIN FIRST!!
not insulting </3
@fallow pawn i changed it to use result builder
@hot hinge MEOW
ty but stil,,,,
well im bored
nice drive
im gonna force chatgpt to make an image to ascii generator website
Republic of shiggy
meow
meow
I’m so tired

then i built a bunch of filesystem apis, writing commands is trivial now :3
Just read ur name lol
?
Martt hii
AOSP pie nice

need neofetch
yes my pixel c runs an aosp build of android 9
@errant chasm hiii
Hiii
Wouldn't that be so barebones with features?
meow
🥺 yay
hiiii hru
Cuteeee
@paper gate
Nicee wha pixel U had?
@bold wren
say hi
the fon or the tab
my tab is pixel c
I had pixel 4
The minker
im ok hbu
You got tab too 
hi
Hi?
Upload
<html>
<head><title>413 Request Entity Too Large</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>413 Request Entity Too Large</h1></center>
<hr><center>openresty</center>
</body>
</html>
nooo
im very hapi...

@fallow pawn hi
Kitty playing hide and seek
I see idk much about pixel tabs but I like their phons
I gave it a picture of my cat
gaycat
time to just say to chatgpt "it doesnt work"
u mean this..
gay pose as they say
very handsome young man
HAHAHAHA SDHFJSJFNAS
He’s so fluff
I wish he could stay still so I can hug smh
I got so many cat
Gm
its cause its trying to make a server side solution, so now i asked for a completely client side solution
What's this lol
a flag
bleh
neocities is cool but it only allows css and html I think
we're getting there
gay people
no funny frameworks
it allows js
You can do this but you'd risk exposing your OpenAPI token, + you'll nee expirence with Javascript
me ow,,,,
at least it allows that
(Weezer)
no i dont mean with any api
mrow
u
i mean just like

I am weezer :D
so its purely just code and not trying to access any server/api
but yeah we're getting there
@warm zenith hi
now i just gotta get the undefined problem fixed
zeet
kamuro
I hate school
what happenedewf
i uploaded an image of a gummy worm
Niceee now squish it
that’s a cute gummy worm
worm,,,,
alright im gonna make a backup...and then see if it can make it color certain aspects
Make vee worm
worm backwards
good idea
"Give me 1000 yen. "
Mrow
oh my fucking god.
need llsc
colored gummy worm
now, im doing the ultimate test and stopping using the transparent gummy worm image
now im going to use a fully filled image
ill use this
That kinda worked actually
yeah im surprised
Lol
@winter girder YIPPE NEW FRIEND ACQUIRED
chatgpt is getting a bit better with standalone code
doesnt mean you should
but its getting better..
Yop
Is the PinDM plugin broken for the web browser. I have every dm with a person opened 12031203123 times and it just doesn't work. And when I disable the plugin it works like normal without pinned dms..
now for the ultimate test
did it work?
chatgpt, make vencord for me, i am vee

HAH, you wish
Chatgpt finish my job for me
itbroke both the colors and the imagetoascii
Was the code decent at least?
Yea, looks more messy now
That's good?
Idk
Is it bad?
Not terrible, atleast you can make out those corndogs as 2 fowls
i have the best version of the code saved at https://madelinemaid.neocities.org/testing/backup
Can it do texts?
Heyy :D
Peak
HII :3
bitch!!!

Lmao niceee
is that john usa
That's impressive
hii
Probably
I'm on phone rn I can't see lol, I can't zoom out to but I can scroll and see partial, very nice converter. Imma save it for myself now 
may i ask for an image,,, to be put here
somehow better than most image to ascii sites
you can do it yourself you know
its not a private site

that's literally me
btw i can probably send u 20 bucks fr!*
(*in a few months)
dude
lmao
"hey chatgpt can you make it so you can copy the ascii to your keyboard?"
it does that
coloring breaks
how thje fuck do you break the coloring by adding a copy to clipboard button
it was to madeline,,,
doing some shit
windows
that's like, the same thing to me, honestly
i'll just breakdown out of habit on my own
momma needs her milk
@fallow pawn hi
there we go
where's the milk cart
Bacon biscuit
should i even bother
i was jusdt goiun g to eat a cake's worth of carbs and calories instead
who's the mom here?
good good the copying works
omg samee!!!
It's joever
its indeed joever
/eat @unkempt coyote
now lets see if gpt can do something else
but what to force it to make..
casually makes /testing/chatgpt3.html
hmm
i wonder what it thinks vencord is
This is a paragraph! Here's how you make a link: Neocities.
Here's how you can make bold and italic text.
Here's how you can add an image:
Here's how to make a list:
First thing
Second thing
Third thing
To learn more HTML/CSS, check out these tutorials!
insane
What's yalls favorite banana
the one and only
Me personally I like the red ones
???
yeah its all default for now
samara is a banana
anyways guys gpt now knows what vencord is
Vencord
@burnt maple @burnt maple
I’m so sleepy
@burnt maple
EEP
so it starts
what happens if u get root do u win the game
there is a root account but no
This just gave me an idea for a project
:0
"why are discord animated emojis so laggy"
alright guys
discord:
samarAI
no my image perms
i made the style file and stuff
@burnt maple @burnt maple

@hot hinge hi
@burnt maple dmss
@paper gate hiiii
i keep trying to use m3 scroll on linux lmao
ong
luigii
ohmy god it looks so bad
donlod buton not wok
ip grabber


@graceful radish hii
i also had to add this at the bottom
@paper gate i have lost my image perms i am devastated

sobbing
excuse me
why is there 2 madelines
in monkeytype server and this one
because people can have the same name??
there can only be one madeline and they should fight each other to death :3
never seen it b4
well you have now
Do not the cat
Don't the cat
very handsome feline
Guys I'm almost on the school bus 💔
I'm in 2nd period 💔
whar
I'm so sorry 😞
hiii
u should totally be in class with me, next to me