🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

Ai eating 156gb ram moment

You need a ton of ram for local ai

[sinful rain]

?

[open pasture]

Everything else you don't need that much ram

[thorny peak]

Obviously

But no average person is running AI tests

[open pasture]

Probably because modern hardware sucks at ai

[thorny peak]

Most games rn recommend 32 and rarely ever take 64

[open pasture]

No npu on cpus yet

[thorny peak]

No reason to go over 64

[open pasture]

Obviously gaming isn't that needy of ram unless it's one of those unoptimized sh**s we get nowadays

[thorny peak]

cough beamng drive cough

[open pasture]

Heard dragon dogma 2 has horrible framerates from Capcom themselves

[thorny peak]

It is

Just

They've had a very long time to optimize it tbh

And ik They're working on it but damn is it slow

[open pasture]

Wish devs used assembly

[open pasture]

Ik it's the hardest language but it gives the absolute best performance

No rivalry their

[thorny peak]

I'm tryna hit 4000 fps in every game fr

[open pasture]

Try that in Alan wake 2 maybe

[sinful rain]

?

[pine ginkgo]

Idk

[jaunty trellis]

atp just get 128

[toxic pasture]

chat is there any quick CSS for swapping out the emojis in channel names and whatever with twemojis (i dont wanna look (i am lazy))

[jaunty trellis]

probably somewhere in #🎨-css-snippets

[toxic pasture]

[elder geyser]

no

no it doesnt

unless you are smarter than a C compiler

(you probably arent)

[elder geyser]

it's almost as if writing your own physics engine from scratch is a hard task that takes a long time to get right

[glass shell]

hi vendor

[elder geyser]

hi 3 billion callie

[paper gate]

hii

[elder geyser]

@paper gate

[mossy egret]

there is this that uses Twemojis in places that normally doesn’t have it
#🎨-css-snippets message

[paper gate]

when I make a noise minky will swoosh his tail back and forth really quick

[paper gate]

hi

[toxic pasture]

ty!

[jaunty trellis]

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280298381807714304/1220617720098193429/chaostheory.mp4?ex=660f97d6&is=65fd22d6&hm=c4a962049f8ce06d0a03b594ba3146455815ee4a11a7f7bc2299c930b90397fd&

[sinful rain]

why can i talk in the #moderator-only channel?

[mossy egret]

because you are a moderator

real 100%

[cursive nest]

shh don't tell anybody

[mossy egret]

you right gang mb

[paper gate]

@mossy egret hi

[sturdy cradle]

[mossy egret]

HIIII 👋👋👋

[hollow jackal]

yop

[harsh crest]

New VS update is so awesome

[lapis crypt]

does plugin dev randomly get locked?

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-unicouniuni3-fnaf-gif-13976006820668028361

[glass shell]

chat is this true

[paper gate]

yes

[glass shell]

i don't believe you

[lapis crypt]

i mean i cant type in there but i could yesterday

was gonna ask about my regex cause it looks good but maybe i'm blind

[stark zenith]

date and time

[lapis crypt]

forgot the flag emoji

[visual marsh]

Question

Is PinDMs fixed yet?

[hollow jackal]

so true

also haiii

hru oomf

[paper gate]

@burnt maple hiiii

[golden marlin]

I love this

[pine ginkgo]

Gay!!!!

[golden marlin]

[near wharf]

i wonder if i can buy used indium (already chewed)

[paper gate]

what

[winter needle]

#📖-info

[lapis crypt]

oooo it was in the add new channel list so i didnt see

thanks!

[glass shell]

hi all

[lapis crypt]

hi hello how are you?

[glass shell]

horrid

[lime talon]

morning

#plugin-news message @harsh minnow "lets" should be without the apostrophe

[bold wren]

le'ts*

[glass shell]

l'est*

[next warren]

[open pasture]

uh hi ? any web users here

[next warren]

the black text is joining vencord

[raw panther]

meow meow

[lapis crypt]

why is that

[next warren]

@paper gate gn soon

[golden marlin]

thanks for the contribution

[glass shell]

school

[lapis crypt]

oh that's tough, good luck though!

[paper gate]

@next warren ninii

[steep spire]

Chomikujs

[elder geyser]

dunmeshi is getting a season 2

[next warren]

ninii

[lime talon]

i cannot help but notice

[steep spire]

Its just like destiny 2

[lime talon]

shit

[golden marlin]

topsy-turvy comma

[small bramble]

grammar doesn't matter

[open pasture]

Nothing matters

[next warren]

car s

[open pasture]

🚗

[zinc spire]

hai veecord

[raw panther]

haii

[unreal siren]

hai

[elder geyser]

hello

[open pasture]

hi

🤓

Lipbite

i would star this myself but there are laws

can i tell this guy to stop talking

at what point does it become reasonable

[unreal siren]

why is windows 11 here and why are they sentient

[bold wren]

so naive it's sweet

[paper gate]

@bold wren

[open pasture]

you radiate the energy of a bob pony virwer

[elder geyser]

@nocturne bough theres a fake

[elder geyser]

hai vera

[open pasture]

im talking collabvm user. I'm talking strange obsession with GoAnimate or object shows

im talking naming yourself after random shit

[open pasture]

Hello, Julie.

[nocturne bough]

disappear

Windows 11 is awful

[worthy zinc]

interesting wording

[nocturne bough]

good.

[open pasture]

Punk ass bitch

[worthy zinc]

Linux better

[queen saffron]

Linux better

u suck

Win11 🤢

[open pasture]

how old are you

[unreal siren]

wubuntu

[open pasture]

Dw I love you 🤝

Os wise ofc

🤝🗿

[worthy zinc]

there is no way you two are old enough to use discord

[open pasture]

suck my fuckin ass you goddamn stutterin fuckin parrot

[elder geyser]

googled collabvm

what an

[west sundial]

did you know that the current server logo is actually a mascot of a classic polish file sharing site?

[elder geyser]

interesring site

[open pasture]

tragic. get well

nice

tell me when you manage to unlock your bootloader

[west sundial]

http://chomikuj.pl

[queen saffron]

Surprised u don't use a windows phone

[worthy zinc]

wow, more expensive phones for less performance!

[open pasture]

ooh hey windows 11

do you have kernel source trees for your device

[worthy zinc]

no but knowing this makes me actually like the icon now

[open pasture]

because like. i just asked motorola to publish the source for my phone's kernel and it's device tree. and they did it. it's just on their github now. can you imagine that

a phone manufacturer that supports moddability

can you imagine that

i don't have to

i live it

[worthy zinc]

i will always love Motorola

haven’t used one of their phones in a fuckton while but i still love them nonetheless

[open pasture]

ooh hey doesn't your phone hardware brick when you so much as breath on it's firmware

[worthy zinc]

one of my first phones were a moto

[open pasture]

that's tragic. what a shame

[worthy zinc]

does it still have the little “hello moto” when it starts up

[open pasture]

oh it absolutely does

[open pasture]

no you aren't

That Language

[unreal siren]

:3

[open pasture]

you know who you remind me of

people who are stupid

cant pinpoint why

is that seriously the one that shut you up i was spitting so much shit

i literally gave up

i use Linux fine lmao

yeah

[lime talon]

what is this brain rot

[open pasture]

oh new person dropped

[lime talon]

yop

[unreal siren]

there should be a community vote to give people brain rot role

[lime talon]

make it a built in plugin

[worthy zinc]

ReviewDB

[unreal siren]

RotDB

[sage moss]

:3

[worthy zinc]

wish there was a friend’s nickname just you can do it for anybody

[lime talon]

people click a button on someone's profile if they think that person should get brainrot in vencord

[worthy zinc]

just like a client sided name

[open pasture]

i need to apply brainrot to everyone i dont like

[unreal siren]

so like

90% of the server?

[storm cedar]

That would basically give 96% of the servert that role

[open pasture]

What rhe fuck i like so many people

[worthy zinc]

my version of giving somebody a brainrot role is just blocking them because a role isn’t enough

[lime talon]

blocking doesn't do shit

[storm cedar]

That's thinking outside the rot

[open pasture]

helo

[storm cedar]

it does

[worthy zinc]

it gives me sanity knowing I can’t see anything they say

[storm cedar]

I can't see it it don't exist

[open pasture]

my version of blocking someone is just killing him because this block button isn't enough i want this fella dead

[storm cedar]

fair

[unreal siren]

why is your nickname google chrome

[lime talon]

all that happens is that I click an extra button whenever they speak

[worthy zinc]

that’s called a you issue

[open pasture]

well u see RAM means random access memory and google chrome abuse that

[lime talon]

windows uses more ram than it needs

[open pasture]

yeah

[elder geyser]

i use 9front

[unreal siren]

its not random if you know it uses it

[lime talon]

considering it (even 11) can run alongside Edge with only 1GB at hand

[open pasture]

not using ram = ram will expire faster

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

i am gonna bloatware u

[worthy zinc]

“4GB minimum”
damn liars

[open pasture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85F-UmnbF4

[worthy zinc]

not knowing the context of this makes you sound like the average schizophrenic person

[unreal siren]

why do you remind me of the "i was crazy once" copypasta

[lime talon]

i was doing that on a 2010 Atom too
managed to download and install LibreOffice with it

[storm cedar]

u finna need 64GB of RAM minimum for optimal browsing

[lime talon]

I've never needed more than 32 for anything serious

[open pasture]

me personally thinks u need this

[queen comet]

Does the message logger update make it as good as the one in third party plugins

[storm cedar]

just never close any tabs

[unreal siren]

"good"

[open pasture]

64 WAYS TO STEAL A P@$$W0RD

[worthy zinc]

what’s the difference between the two

[open pasture]

DRAM moment

[queen comet]

Yes does it keep logs if i restart g

[storm cedar]

just use a chaingun

or a cannon

[open pasture]

im stuck in poverty

[unreal siren]

it was decided they wouldnt add it

[storm cedar]

Hi point at your lo point

[open pasture]

im gonna go commit a crime

@open pasture left the chat

[storm cedar]

Keep it under a 1000$

[unreal siren]

understandable

[open pasture]

did you guys know, vencord for android was actually vesktop alpha

[cinder goblet]

do u guys like my home screen

[open pasture]

horrid you have threads

[cinder goblet]

i haven’t touched

it

[unreal siren]

[cinder goblet]

i just got it on my home screen cause it’s black and white and i’m missing an app

[open pasture]

thread a rope to a fixture in the ceiling

[cinder goblet]

[cinder goblet]

yo chill wtf 😭

[cinder goblet]

[cursive hornet]

My cat's name is

"not for public release" filetype:pdf site:s3.amazonaws.com

Look him up on Google

[open pasture]

no you should consider it

https://wetdry.world/@irix/112138432809275142

[jolly nexus]

VERA? HOW UNLIKELY :yeah: ([e-mail])

i want to build a stupid laptop. one that could only be described as "9front user arts and crafts". i want it to scare people

Mastodon · Mar 22, 2024, 8:38 AM

[open pasture]

no you can stay where you were its ok

[golden marlin]

no

[zinc spire]

i hate windows, they're expensive and only let the heat out

[golden marlin]

how would you even live in your domicile without windows

there'd be total darkness

[hollow jackal]

does the 11 in windows 11 stand for your age

[unreal siren]

They didn’t deny it

[hollow jackal]

thanks

[golden marlin]

yes please

[zinc spire]

yippe

[hollow jackal]

waow

they left

[unreal siren]

The only thing I agree with

[elder geyser]

thank allah

[hollow jackal]

how do u even

forbidden

[neon hazel]

marshall Island chomik box

[hollow jackal]

thought i was so smart to enable this however 403 forbidden

[normal flint]

When did the server get Net Nanny?

[hollow jackal]

whar

[open pasture]

Net nanny

[cursive hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[raw panther]

lol

[narrow kettle]

how

[hollow jackal]

i have no clue how cta managed to send

i even tried on my private server to see if its an admin perms thing

it doesnt work

[hardy edge]

A/B testing
Only available in some servers

[lapis crypt]

I think it's a good addition, no need to use strawpoll again.

[narrow kettle]

reaction

[hollow jackal]

made a new server

[lapis crypt]

They're becoming more and more like Guilded

[hollow jackal]

it worked!

[hardy edge]

Hiii

[lapis crypt]

a week ago i got a notice about polls in dms, i tried and it 403d

[open pasture]

cyberpunk 2077 has HEALTH in it the game is good now

[elder geyser]

health goated

[small bramble]

10% servers have polls
and 100% servers having one of INTERNAL_EMPLOYEE_ONLY or BOT_DEVELOPER_EARLY_ACCESS features

[lapis crypt]

still hitting that 403

[hollow jackal]

they were so real for the max payne 3 soundtrack

[small bramble]

is this the vencord source as json

[small bramble]

mods strip this person off of their image perms

[open pasture]

i know it is thats because i like them

[thorny peak]

I hate the fact it's missing texture 😭

[covert kettle]

im going to obliterate my computer if i keep making the same error in my code

wait i think it might be dns

[small bramble]

kirll issue

[unborn otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/999933813692051476.png?quality=lossless&size=48

[covert kettle]

well... Back to trying to find a patch in discord

[hollow jackal]

why can u even vote on ur own poll lol

[covert kettle]

im gonna vote myself into office now

[hollow jackal]

average election

[glass shell]

hi all

[bold wren]

@paper gate look what you did https://github.com/RibirX/Ribir

this is your fault

[small bramble]

no what in the macro

[covert kettle]

2 seconds in the performance window caused too much

[bold wren]

it's a compose multiplatform macro

disgusting

[small bramble]

guh i should speed up work on my gui crate

[elder geyser]

fire

[small bramble]

no its not fire, its horror

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-dog-gif-9172069397548984647

[small bramble]

rust users try not to come up with insane DSLs in macros

impossible

[glass shell]

i HATE rust

has never touched rust

[covert kettle]

i touched real rust

[small bramble]

so true

[glass shell]

i don't know i never saw the appeal

and people won't shut the fuck up about it so it makes me want to use it even less

[small bramble]

i absolutely love rust

[small bramble]

average rust user

[bold wren]

are you using zed unironically 😭

[glass shell]

is pub an abreviation of public

[small bramble]

yes

[bold wren]

yea

[covert kettle]

i have no idea what you all talking about, im just gonna keep looking for a patch for when i click on a mf guild and have it give me the id

[small bramble]

and yes

i love zed

[glass shell]

ok that's kinda cool

[bold wren]

too immature

[small bramble]

it has a good concept, but their gui crate is

they're improving it tho

[bold wren]

yop

[fair zodiac]

https://github.com/naipefoundry/gabarito

gh jumpscare

[covert kettle]

[bold wren]

just realized i can finally try out bun now

[glass shell]

i might learn rust this weekend

i hope it won't hurt me like java did

[small bramble]

the fact that i have to compile 1230 crates every update is very

[jaunty trellis]

womp

[small bramble]

well not on every update (thanks incremental compilation)

[glass shell]

is rust like

[covert kettle]

good thing i dont need to compile that many crates... Yet

[glass shell]

fun to use

[jaunty trellis]

most of the time

[glass shell]

and not a pain in the ass that is somehow wildly used

cough cough JAVA

[small bramble]

i find it fun to use

[bold wren]

yop that's awful too

[glass shell]

java or rust

[jaunty trellis]

rust

[glass shell]

oh

[bold wren]

hopefully the make a -bin package soon

[fair zodiac]

can we replace java with kotlin

[glass shell]

can we just stop using java

why is it used that much

it's not even good

[small bramble]

this is what i wrote a couple days ago (most readable rust code)

[glass shell]

what tge fuck does any of this mean

why <>

why : :

[small bramble]

turbofish

rust syntax for generics

[glass shell]

oh

that's

weird

[bold wren]

https://turbo.fish/

[small bramble]

https://turbo.fish/::<meow>

[cinder goblet]

HI CHAT!!

[small bramble]

kode impostor

[median owl]

https://turbo.fish/::<cute>

[hollow jackal]

hi!

[median owl]

Haii

[open pasture]

vencord plugin development documentation where

[raw panther]

https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/tree/main/docs + https://gist.github.com/sunnniee/28bd595f8c07992f6d03289911289ba8

[open pasture]

wowie thank you

[vagrant skiff]

[prisma compass]

no image perm? :wahhhhh:

they forgot to add an option for vencord development #📩-modmail

[prisma compass]

at least I have the right to use reactions and emojis

[small bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/pookie-missing-please-cats-kittens-gif-16872899

[steep spire]

i make 2

73s

[open pasture]

im so tire

[keen junco]

🛞

[steep spire]

tire some cars

[lime talon]

new channel name

[zinc spire]

what flag is rhat

[open pasture]

that shit aint a real country

united states of britannica

[zinc spire]

🇮🇴

[small bramble]

io?

io what

[next warren]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

u made this country up

[next warren]

io of topic

this is the madagaskar kingdom

[unborn otter]

🇮🇴

[small bramble]

this is not a real country

[unborn otter]

there is no way this is a real country

[next warren]

waves palms crown

[zinc spire]

b'i'tis'h indian ocean territory

[next warren]

oh also british in the corner

idk what are they doing there

[zinc spire]

oh thats where that US military base is

[unborn otter]

very sus

also just realized bots can now have banners

fire

[median owl]

3 Devices Run

[open pasture]

thanks oracle

[glass shell]

hi all

[lapis lava]

good morning vencord

[storm cedar]

Morning!

[lapis lava]

rip vendroid
i now have to clear data and reconfigure it for the 9372820th time

(this devtools bar stays overlayed 24/7 if i enable experiments plugin, which i did l

[storm cedar]

What happened to break it?

[lapis lava]

also overlays my profile bar

so no way to turn it off

[storm cedar]

The Discord GUI 2 Guh boogalloo

[storm cedar]

Just tryna picture the Windows Taskbar being a literal 1/3th of the entire screen

[small bramble]

ctrl alt o ???

[lapis lava]

im on mobile

no keyboard

[keen junco]

Attach a keyboard

[small bramble]

[lapis lava]

discord, i couldnt care less

[storm cedar]

YOU WILL NOT GIVE US MONEY SOON PLEASE ADJUST

[fair zodiac]

insan

[cinder goblet]

omg same

[cinder goblet]

meeeee >.<

[small bramble]

you are about to expire, please pay the [extra lifespan] fee to keep your existence

[storm cedar]

I like the implication that it was his choice whilst commencing bonk

[next warren]

???

[lapis lava]

vee fediverse exploded

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun I'm probably gonna need to make custom icons

apple prohibits sf symbols on other os's

[glossy swallow]

who renamed

[fair zodiac]

renamed what

[urban elk]

IT DOES

I want to explode

[storm cedar]

what's stopping you

[urban elk]

eh I couldn't do it anyway

[jaunty trellis]

[urban elk]

my parents would explode and yell at me a lot

or kick me out

[thorny peak]

Explode

Do it now

[urban elk]

they're that fucking insane

[storm cedar]

for shaving?

what

[thorny peak]

😭

[urban elk]

yeah

[jaunty trellis]

that's fucked up

[thorny peak]

Fr

[storm cedar]

yeah, sorry you have to deal with that

[urban elk]

normal colombian parents

[fallow pawn]

Shaving is like the most normal thing to do

[thorny peak]

Imagine getting kicked out cause you got your facial hair removed😭

[fallow pawn]

Dear lord

[steep spire]

huhhh

[thorny peak]

We're talking about not being allowed to shave

[sudden sun]

true

[thorny peak]

(Try not to remove basic human rights difficultly: Impossible)

[steep spire]

thats fuckedup

[thorny peak]

Very

[fallow pawn]

: (

[steep spire]

not very gay

[sudden sun]

:c

[fallow pawn]

One issue is that i have no idea the specific sizes I need

[sudden sun]

use sf symbol templates

[fallow pawn]

Where are those?

[sudden sun]

you can export them from sf symbols app

[steep spire]

I am too gay

[fallow pawn]

oo

[steep spire]

irk

ikr*

[exotic cosmos]

i survived my gyn appointment but now i have to mentally prepare myself to make a call for ANOTHER doctor appointment

can someone shoot me

[elder geyser]

tried to run iphone sim inside xcode on my intel 2017 macbook

[fallow pawn]

Good thing I dont need to worry about app size

[elder geyser]

i think i created a fire hazard

[steep spire]

you burned

your self

[fallow pawn]

is it the ios 17 sim

[elder geyser]

yes

[fallow pawn]

i talk about this a lot but genuinely probably the slowest thing ive ever used

either downgrade it or use your phone

[steep spire]

playing star ciitzen

on a 73

[scarlet dust]

is vesktop supported on 8.1

[next warren]

[fallow pawn]

Try it and see™️

[digital kettle]

pet chetta

[lapis lava]

https://tryitands.ee

[open pasture]

🙏

[digital kettle]

hai

[errant chasm]

[fallow pawn]

hi

[digital kettle]

why is the discord api so sloww

[exotic cosmos]

tis always fun reading the general chat in this server bc i dont understand anything anyone is saying im just kinda here

[twilit portal]

wtf

thats a STEAL

[thorny peak]

same here

[next warren]

tis always fun reading the general chat in this server bc i dont understand anything anyone is saying im just kinda here

[digital kettle]

mroew

[exotic cosmos]

im gonna eat you alive

[fallow pawn]

https://x.com/concept_central/status/1771033497815457921?s=46 @deep token @sudden sun

Shea (@concept_central) on X

This is the official App Store mockup for YouTube music

The longer you look the worse it gets 🫠

Twitter · Mar 22, 2024, 4:37 AM

[next warren]

how

[hollow jackal]

https://serika.lol/

waow it worked

[exotic cosmos]

secrit

[sudden sun]

wtf

[fallow pawn]

what this

[sudden sun]

oh also @fallow pawn gonna make a discord bot framework

[hollow jackal]

literally this

[fallow pawn]

:0

no way

[sudden sun]

dm

[fallow pawn]

discord.swift got deprecated did you see lol

[digital kettle]

guess the app by cpu usage

[fallow pawn]

Im really sad about that

[sudden sun]

https://github.com/DiscordBM/DiscordBM this is cool tho

[digital kettle]

swift is one of the languages ever

[elder geyser]

haskell on top 🥱

[sudden sun]

swift so cool

[fallow pawn]

I hope this would be maintained

[digital kettle]

what the fuck someone found poke from github

[fallow pawn]

Sad seeing swift projects die because no one uses them

[digital kettle]

they stayed for 0s tho

sad

[fallow pawn]

true

[sudden sun]

it should be

vapor uses it for all their bots

[digital kettle]

theres someone from uganda thats using poke wtf-

[fallow pawn]

Whos vapor

[sudden sun]

vapor is a web server framework, their discord community uses this discord package for their bots

[small bramble]

no

[fallow pawn]

ooh

[digital kettle]

crystal 🔛 🔝

[golden marlin]

noice

[fallow pawn]

what this

[golden marlin]

a language I presume

[digital kettle]

https://crystal-lang.org/

[covert lodge]

i want help with plugin dev but #🧩-plugin-development is locked

[fallow pawn]

#📖-info

[raw panther]

yeah I think it's a bit much to lock people out of #🧩-plugin-development and #🎨-theme-development

[small bramble]

i wrote a bottom spec impl in crystal
4/10 lang

[digital kettle]

my backend is crystal

and proxy is rust

the front end is node

lma

[golden marlin]

waow

[covert lodge]

well at least give me plugin dev role im not a brainrotted whitename

:3

[digital kettle]

its like um

8 languages

on poke

[digital kettle]

poke has python, shellscript, rust, c#, cpp, crystal, javascript, php

it also has normal c

[golden marlin]

how

[small bramble]

php husk

[digital kettle]

python for desktop app

shellscript for the cli

[golden marlin]

oh there's a desktop app???

[digital kettle]

yesh

in gtk4

[open pasture]

[golden marlin]

waoow I'm switching over to it from freetube then

[digital kettle]

its very wip

[golden marlin]

oh well

[open pasture]

poketube android when

[digital kettle]

but works

[digital kettle]

pwa

[digital kettle]

progressive web app

[open pasture]

Ohh

[digital kettle]

https://poketube.fun/manifest.json

[open pasture]

Progressive app when conservative app walks in

[digital kettle]

waaaaaaaa

ambient mode code leak

yes i dont use requestanimationframe

because that uses too much cpu

<!-- BUNDLE -->

[glass shell]

hi all

[small bramble]

hi

[dusty goblet]

Hi

[glass shell]

how's it

rusting

that's not rust nevermind

[dusty goblet]

Ask my joints they're familiar with that

[digital kettle]

haiiii elvy

[dusty goblet]

Hey Ashley

[digital kettle]

ur cute

[glass shell]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039238343742992404/1220518243861794948/IMG_8246.jpg

[digital kettle]

am so confused

why would someone use poke for 12 hours

[glass shell]

i fw fat bitches

oh

[next warren]

i fw hot demon bitches

[glass shell]

fell asleep maybe

[glass shell]

true....

[dusty goblet]

Nuh

[next warren]

what does fw mean

favourite?

[glass shell]

fuck with

[digital kettle]

i fw women in general

[next warren]

oh

[glass shell]

[next warren]

no i don't fuck with demons that's a sin!

[dusty goblet]

The rules:

[next warren]

maybe

idk

[glass shell]

too late you said it

[digital kettle]

based

sins are based

[glass shell]

we can say fuck this isn't a christian minecraft server

[next warren]

[digital kettle]

helltaker :3

[dusty goblet]

Yea but saying "I fuck with <group of people>" is a sexually charged message

[pine zephyr]

helltaker :3

[glass shell]

it is literally a shitty meme featuring gordon freeman

do you think it's a genuine message

[dusty goblet]

Who's Gordon freeman?

[glass shell]

[digital kettle]

https://poketube.fun/sex

[glass shell]

are you serious

[dusty goblet]

Yes

[glass shell]

OH MY GOD THAT'S SEXUALLY CHARGED

[zinc spire]

ashley now post that funny domain

[glass shell]

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/231/HalfLife_Complete/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/362890/Black_Mesa/

Steam

Black Mesa

Relive Half-LifeBlack Mesa is the fan-made reimagining of Valve Software’s Half-Life.Black Mesa: Definitive EditionUpdate 1.5 brings together all the improvements to graphics and gameplay across 15 years of development to create the final version of Black Mesa. There has never been a better time to pick up the crowbar and play!Single Player Camp...

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

102918

Metacritic

84

▶ Play video

[ripe talon]

hi

[dusty goblet]

Wha

[glass shell]

comes a time in your life

when you need to launch half life for the first time

[dusty goblet]

Nop

[glass shell]

never speak to me again

[digital kettle]

whoss from Munich here

[glass shell]

you are forever banished from the callie dimension i will no longer perceive you

[dusty goblet]

How kind

[glass shell]

you've never played half life what the FUCK

that is FUCKED UP

what do you hate gordon freeman?

tell me you've at least played portal

[dusty goblet]

I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS

[glass shell]

please

please

PLEASE

[dusty goblet]

Nope

[glass shell]

WHAT THE FUCK

[glass shell]

do you know what valve is

[dusty goblet]

The steam company

[ripe talon]

i did
i have portal 1 and 2 but i didnt pla them through

y

[glass shell]

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME

THIS IS A SERVER FULL OF STINKY NERDS

AND 90% OF THEM NEVER EVEN LAUNCHED A VALVE GAME

this has to be some sick joke

[small bramble]

i havent played any games

[glass shell]

this is like

[digital kettle]

hello this is the part where i kill you

[glass shell]

this like a human telling you "yeah i never drank water like ever"

[dusty goblet]

I wish I was a nerd 😭 the issue is my life and my parents not me being a nerd

[digital kettle]

this is the part where he kills us

[cobalt portal]

the part where he kills you

[glass shell]

i loved the part where he kills me

[zinc spire]

this is the part where we skip the part where he kills u

[cobalt portal]

I need to play portal meow

[glass shell]

did you know the OST used in that part is also called "the part where he kills you"

[digital kettle]

potato glados

yesh

[small bramble]

this is the part where everyone shuts the fuck up

:3

[ripe talon]

these tiktoks with "this is one day for a streamer" or some shit where they say they hate the taste of water so they drink gfuel😭

[glass shell]

erm actshually her name is PotatOS

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1206091300399489034/1214613674619047946/SPOILER_F011uaFWIAEZBze.gif

[ripe talon]

its the mf same

[glass shell]

half life came out in 98

[deep token]

potatoes

[glass shell]

im betting like most of the contributors are like

[small bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/pookie-missing-please-cats-kittens-gif-16872899

[glass shell]

in their 20s

[fallow pawn]

@deep token hiii

[glass shell]

you had a WHILE to play that game

and you DIDN'T

what did you waste those precious years on? LIVING?

WRONG!!!

[dusty goblet]

I didn't even know it existed

[glass shell]

SHOULD'VE SPENT THEM PLAYING HALF LIFE!!

[dusty goblet]

Nope

[small bramble]

you're taking this way too seriously

[glass shell]

it's literally what inspired most modern day fps

[small bramble]

its just a game

[dusty goblet]

I don't play fps

[zinc spire]

if i say i played black mesa instead of hl will you murder me

[glass shell]

it's also a physics puzzles game

and a comedy

and a REALLY COOL STORY

[dusty goblet]

[glass shell]

it's where the gman comes from

[ripe talon]

portal is a puzzle game

[cobalt portal]

at everyone

[ripe talon]

not an fps

[glass shell]

you know that

you know gman right

[dusty goblet]

Idk gman

[glass shell]

im talking about half life

[glass shell]

[ripe talon]

oh ok srry

[dusty goblet]

[glass shell]

it's not any game it's HALF LIFE

[small bramble]

okay

[ripe talon]

halbes leben

[small bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/goofyahh-hamsters-gif-25638845

[glass shell]

sorry im just really autistic

[cobalt portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1217916548854059058/FB_IMG_1710340022959.jpg?ex=6605c42d&is=65f34f2d&hm=d681f8ccf2849a8128f626774766aceb5174448bc7b5d17af605615637550f4b&

[glass shell]

especially about half life

[dusty goblet]

I spent two halves of my life not playing half life

[glass shell]

it's like my favorite thing ever

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-juan-half-life-horse-black-mesa-gif-8019567789507402711

[glass shell]

you know what gmod is right?

[dusty goblet]

No

[glass shell]

you're fucking with me

[dusty goblet]

No

[keen junco]

@harsh minnow vendor bubatz social club?

[glass shell]

when did you get access to the internet

this is a genuine question

this is very relevant

[dusty goblet]

I don't remember

[glass shell]

especially youtube

did you watch youtube in like

2011-2016

[dusty goblet]

No

2016 I definitely did not have Internet access

[glass shell]

okay then that explains a LOT

[glass shell]

you missed a shit ton of internet cultural moments

i am so sorry for you

you have to catch up with like

a decade of shit

[dusty goblet]

If it wasn't for covid I still wouldn't have Internet access...

[dusty goblet]

I won't

[open pasture]

time to start binge watching

[glass shell]

oh you will at one point

im not telling you to im warning you

i didn't give a fuck about half life before

[open pasture]

hey :(

[glass shell]

and look where that got me

[dusty goblet]

So what

[open pasture]

where did that get you callie

[glass shell]

autism

[cosmic wadi]

heyyo

[glass shell]

HALF LIFE autism

[open pasture]

real

[dusty goblet]

Why would I bother with the stuff I've missed out on, it's only gonna make things worse

[noble plume]

morning

[glass shell]

i remember the entirety of the half life 2 dialogue until at least ravenholm

[unborn lion]

hello gamers

[noble plume]

damn happy birthday to all of them

[open pasture]

[cobalt portal]

[glass shell]

at least you didn't experience the years where reddit memes were everywhere

[pure shore]

why does discord require you to have nitro to use decoration 😞

you pay for it and you cant even use if you dont have nitro

[glass shell]

it does?

[pure shore]

wait

it doesn't?

[glass shell]

no look at your profile

[pure shore]

nvm

I'm being dumb

"exclusive to nitro"...

[open pasture]

dum dum stoooopid

[fickle cosmos]

do I use vencord on my school pc

[dusty goblet]

Doesn't make it better

[unborn lion]

dingus

[pure shore]

okay thank god

[glass shell]

trust me it does

[dusty goblet]

Trust me if does not

It

[daring kelp]

Hello people

[fickle cosmos]

we love wifi

[glass shell]

though jokes and hyperbolism aside theres some nits and bits of internet history that are REALLY interesting

and will allow you to learn about a lot of subjects that might help you in things you don't expect

[fickle cosmos]

we love leaking my own IP for no reason (it's mobile data dw)

[glass shell]

the pixel wars taught me how to do genuine diplomatic conversations and that helped me a LOT in shitty map rp games

[fickle cosmos]

shitty map rp games sounds like an actual games studio 😭

[glass shell]

ooo watch out im gonna ddos you,,,

[fickle cosmos]

ooh watch out BT is gonna ddos you back (jk)

[dusty goblet]

The what now

[open pasture]

why.

[glass shell]

basically at one point there was a reddit event based on a website from a decade earlier

basically it starts with a white canvas

[fickle cosmos]

Since when is there a birmingham outside of the UK

[next warren]

[glass shell]

and you can place one pixel every 5 minutes

and the goal is to ally with people

and make something that you want

[dusty goblet]

So just r/place

[glass shell]

like if you wanna make a duck

[fickle cosmos]

Me responding be like: bruh you know I'm a white hat hacker (bro shuts up 2s later and says sorry)

[next warren]

false

the goal is to kill everyoine

[glass shell]

and then there's people like four

[fickle cosmos]

My poor iGPU

[glass shell]

and they want to take over everything

[fickle cosmos]

Oh hey windows snipping tool didnt shit itself taking a screenshot

[open pasture]

oh and then there was this one time spez fucked everyone over

[glass shell]

so basically what you have to do is either negotiate with them

or fight to the death

[dusty goblet]

Bweh

[glass shell]

or organize an actual army with your community and come up with actual technology based on the page's code

like the OSU! community did

[open pasture]

osu..

[glass shell]

everyone had an assigned pixel placement spot based on the year day and month they were born in in the osu server

[dusty goblet]

Idk anything about that game either :3

[glass shell]

shit was an actual military thing

they had actual strategies

[open pasture]

https://x.com/verge/status/1770878910076526675

The Verge (@verge) on X

Threads’ fediverse beta opens to share your posts on Mastodon, too https://t.co/a5caAYXbYg

Twitter · Mar 21, 2024, 6:23 PM

[glass shell]

like conserving the borders of the logo and send some people at the middle to make them think the middle was important

[glass shell]

rythm games based on a japanese ds game

very anime influenced

[cobalt portal]

ah yes only mastodon

[fickle cosmos]

do I leak my reCaptcha secret key

[open pasture]

lol

[dusty goblet]

Yeah I know what it is now because a friend make me play it once recently but like idk anything behind it or shit

[fickle cosmos]

my website is getting fucked my a vunrul abuser again...

[cobalt portal]

i wanna post the mastodon copypasta but it's super long and I'm pretty sure venbot would hate me

[fickle cosmos]

I do not use wordpress

[glass shell]

basically, weebs

[fallow pawn]

hi eve

[obsidian shoal]

most scrappers i've noticed do that

[open pasture]

hi samy

[elder geyser]

is it bc u hate me

[small bramble]

no

why would i hate you

[open pasture]

actual good update ?

[open pasture]

ikr

[cobalt portal]

https://pastebin.com/SpP9GjrG

[dusty goblet]

So... Better than half life?

[open pasture]

@desert goblet your pfp

[desert goblet]

nothing will EVER beat half life

[open pasture]

wtf is that

[open pasture]

mastodon is my favorite metal band

[fickle cosmos]

It's to try abuse security flaws in older wordpress installs

[desert goblet]

matching with someone

[open pasture]

OUT OF EVERY SINGLE MATCHING PFP.

[desert goblet]

yeah

[dusty goblet]

I haven't played it hence for me every game I've played so far beats half life

[obsidian shoal]

very odd

[open pasture]

have you played minecraft

[desert goblet]

half life is AMAZING man

[dusty goblet]

Yea

[open pasture]

okay good

roblox?

[dusty goblet]

No

[cobalt portal]

good

[glass shell]

same level

[stiff urchin]

weak

[glass shell]

half life fans are basically weebs but for sci fi

[fickle cosmos]

They also try to scrape /xmlrpc.php?rsd for some reason

[stiff urchin]

ive seen this exact pattern like 10 times now :p

it always appears when i look at nginx logs

[fickle cosmos]

I've seen that before

Also I always seem to get scraped when I send the link to discord

in this server*

[desert goblet]

i just like the screams the scientists when you hit them

[open pasture]

@deep token @novel nova am i tripping or tim cook doesn't follow the official twitter account of apple

[glass shell]

do you like platformers

[dusty goblet]

What?

[open pasture]

have you played geometry dash

[glass shell]

games where you jump from platforms to platforms

[open pasture]

the only good game

[glass shell]

ie mario

[glass shell]

even though the genre is wildly different now

[dusty goblet]

Not yet but I own it

[dusty goblet]

Idk?

[glass shell]

you should play celeste

[open pasture]

okay yeah you’ve played minecraft

shared mutual server is baritone

[harsh minnow]

idgi

[glass shell]

baritone is interesting i just cannot be assed to fuck around with it

[fickle cosmos]

hi again vee

[open pasture]

hiii vee

[dusty goblet]

People told me that some days ago but I don't think I'm gonna play it

[glass shell]

aw

[frank kiln]

i just submitted a vencord decor, its just a BIG SHOT!

[desert goblet]

?

[glass shell]

if someone ever tells you to read a webcomic named homestuck block them immediately

[warm zenith]

wow it's farm

[desert goblet]

oh

[dusty goblet]

Whar

[desert goblet]

yeah i realized

[glass shell]

trust me

[dusty goblet]

If people tell me to read anything I will say yeah sure, download it and then never touch it again

[desert goblet]

read me

[glass shell]

good

[fickle cosmos]

Should I add more code and torture myself or keep it as it is

[glass shell]

dot md

[dusty goblet]

How would I do that

[desert goblet]

the superior read me file

[frank kiln]

its the black sonic

[desert goblet]

then there’s the readme.txt’s..

[frank kiln]

or whatever its called

[next warren]

its Shadow the Edge idit

[glass shell]

shadow

[next warren]

o

[frank kiln]

its edge the black sonic

[fickle cosmos]

LICENSE.txt

[desert goblet]

[frank kiln]

cool that looks like a nether star

[dusty goblet]

Rsts

[fallow pawn]

LICENSE

[fickle cosmos]

https://www.gnu.org/licenses/

[stiff urchin]

@fickle cosmos i found horror in my nginx logs

[bold wren]

this

[fickle cosmos]

[stiff urchin]

who and why were they trying to access google via my server

[fickle cosmos]

ok my bad that was me

btw 87.121.69.52 runs a fucking apache2 server

[stiff urchin]

😭

[fickle cosmos]

Hight threat

[open pasture]

thats me

[stiff urchin]

and the ubuntu apache as well 😭

[fickle cosmos]

where do you view nginx logs again

[stiff urchin]

/var/log/nginx

[small bramble]

imagine not using dns verification for discord domain connections

[stiff urchin]

oo wait it was discord's bot

nevermind im dum 😭

[fickle cosmos]

real

[stiff urchin]

cat access.log | grep .php

run it to get like a billion results :p

[fickle cosmos]

AY who tryna connect to google via my server

[stiff urchin]

omg its the same ip

[noble plume]

wait now it’s back to hill

[fickle cosmos]

yep lol

[noble plume]

i thought i was messaging in the support channel

[stiff urchin]

... what is hudson ??