🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[dusty goblet]

i will throw my backpack behind the counter and scream religion phrases if you dont fix it right now (ingame)

DO NOT STAR THAT

better

[stone owl]

Star that

Fr fr

[dusty goblet]

entire starboard population will think im a terrorist smh

[granite lily]

you are a terrorist and i can approve that

[dusty goblet]

my lawyer recommended not to say anything about this

[dusty goblet]

lies

i mean i sayed some stuff in school that couldve gotten locked me up in a psych ward

instead I only got beaten up by my parents for it

[errant chasm]

Horror

[granite lily]

radia

[errant chasm]

Glad im not in that position anymore

[granite lily]

a world i built for you 🥀

[errant chasm]

Radia

[dusty goblet]

mne neither

[granite lily]

why i got sad when i heard "a world i built for you" when i finished kinitopet

[errant chasm]

[dusty goblet]

my parents know that i know the Strafgesetzbuch well enough nowadays that they cant do shit to me.

[granite lily]

what the fuck is this giberrish

[errant chasm]

Well, i just sued my way out of it

[dusty goblet]

i lack the evidence :p

they never hurt me in visible enough ways

[errant chasm]

Unfortunate

Well no

Uh how do i say this

Idk

Brain radiad

[dusty goblet]

it really is unfortunate

:3

I mean i likely have PTSD from my parents but i cba to go into lawsuits only based off mental issues also this is not the place to talk about that so-

[errant chasm]

I thankfully had support from one parent

[granite lily]

stay inside me

[errant chasm]

/have

[jaunty haven]

?

[granite lily]

I CATCH A COLD IN MINECRAFT AGAIN

yes

[errant chasm]

How

[eager marsh]

haiii

[granite lily]

i see

[errant chasm]

haii

[eager marsh]

LOL

[errant chasm]

Reviewdb broken on vd

Horror

[granite lily]

https://files.catbox.moe/cxzwp3.png

[eager marsh]

im gonna fucking cryy

[dusty goblet]

thats good glad to hear that

my parents also support me somewhat but that doesnt make up for what they did nor for the weird world that they live in and expect me to live by

[errant chasm]

[errant chasm]

Nothing they do will really make up for it

[lavish relic]

hii

[errant chasm]

haii

[zinc spire]

haii kirie

[lavish relic]

annieee

[lavish relic]

hiii

[sand citrus]

this guy likes

[granite lily]

Trying to configure the Router?
It looks like you aren't connected to your TP-Link network.
To access tplinkwifi.net, your device must be connected to TP-Link Router’s network. Please check your network connection and try again.

[errant chasm]

Horror ‍‍

[dusty goblet]

i mean "somewhat support" is (in most cases) basic needs like electricity and food etc but eh

[storm cedar]

They also brought you into existence, so supporting you sounds more like the bare minimum one should do

[dusty goblet]

hai cutie,,

[hollow jackal]

literally all it takes is a hover with your mouse to see the trash icon

but no he had to say that and have us all look at it

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/C9nTeE.png

[eager marsh]

actually incredible

[eager marsh]

incredible...

[granite lily]

whatr

[errant chasm]

Better than nothing but i wouldn't call that support, its the bare minimum ‍‍

[granite lily]

i cant change language in router's web page

fuck you tp link

[errant chasm]

What language is it in ‍‍

[storm cedar]

google the model, probably a manual out there for that exact issue :P

[granite lily]

ukrainian

there's no combobox to chang eit

[errant chasm]

Horror ‍‍

[granite lily]

Beta Firmware:
Beta Firmware Copyright © 2020 By TP-Link Corporation Limited

[eager marsh]

increible

[granite lily]

what the fuck

[errant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071933621893611551/1169072531379064832/Jokerlando-1.gif?ex=655412a3&is=65419da3&hm=74702b22cf43e29d925997454bd9e09207feeb3ee0305dd300316ed09c4aed4c& ‍‍

[granite lily]

i just open beta settings

by disabling display: none

[dusty goblet]

i wouldnt either lmao but they always make a big deal out of it so im sort of brainwashed into calling it supporting me

where they do support me is paying for my license so thats cool

[errant chasm]

Horror

[granite lily]

nicescroll-cursors

[dusty goblet]

I always say i only lvie at home because my parents have enough money for vacations and shit-

[errant chasm]

Vacations, i miss that

[storm cedar]

what's that

[granite lily]

me when i fucking unlock beta firmware settings by changing css styles

[errant chasm]

Horror

[granite lily]

its so broken

[dusty goblet]

i have 2 planned this year

[granite lily]

i just want to change dns server

[storm cedar]

its so beta

[dusty goblet]

one of them alone

[errant chasm]

Exciting

[storm cedar]

insightful.

[dusty goblet]

one of them is a 5 star hotel in turkey that we alr went to last year (loaded of conflicts but the hotel is cool so..)

and the other one is pingu

[errant chasm]

[jaunty haven]

hi

[granite lily]

WHY THERE'S var token = ...; IN head ELEMENT

[jaunty haven]

wait what

[granite lily]

500 Internal Server Error

[errant chasm]

I should change my song spotlight thingy

[granite lily]

oh no

OH NO

[eager marsh]

oh noes

[errant chasm]

Nevermind its broken

Bwaa

[granite lily]

who did fucking translate this website

"done" is translated as "vote"

[errant chasm]

Does venschnur have spotlight thing

[dusty goblet]

me sorry

[errant chasm]

for wha

[dusty goblet]

.

[errant chasm]

bwaa

[granite lily]

bwaa

[hollow jackal]

[errant chasm]

[zinc spire]

BocchiCat

[jaunty haven]

h

[eager marsh]

incredibvle

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wow-stunned-amazing-mad-cat-gif-9245830375664146503

[errant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/папич-артас-arthas-papich-adun-gif-26866773

[granite lily]

papich

[eager marsh]

papich

[errant chasm]

papich

[granite lily]

i want to get regular but aware asking mod or modmail

because i can get my balls exploded

[errant chasm]

Be regular

[eager marsh]

idek im fine with image sender

[granite lily]

im refular

[errant chasm]

Also should probably not ask for it alot

[granite lily]

h

[errant chasm]

h

[eager marsh]

som ppl wanted me to have regular but idrc im fine if i can send imags

[errant chasm]

As long as i can send Spotify links with embeds im happy

[granite lily]

me when image sender

[dusty goblet]

you love when your brother comes into your room but half the things open have my online identity-

[errant chasm]

me when dadia

[errant chasm]

Horror

[granite lily]

stop promoting your 1 member server pls ty

[errant chasm]

I try not to have any of my socials known

[eager marsh]

incredib

[errant chasm]

Because horror

[granite lily]

get timed out idiot

[dusty goblet]

literally i switched from discord to my terminal in fullscreen just to realise its connected to my vps-

[errant chasm]

Horror

[granite lily]

death

[storm cedar]

If needed you could always use the its for trolling arguement

[errant chasm]

Death

[storm cedar]

because catfishing is funny to untreated lobotomists

[night cape]

wow thats crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stone owl]

Daily mtn dew should be crazy

[eager marsh]

yop

[stone owl]

[errant chasm]

And void left server again

[granite lily]

i spent half of my resources to make 400k eu battery in ic2

pain

[paper gate]

@eager marsh mi

[eager marsh]

mi

[granite lily]

@paper gateet

[zinc spire]

[errant chasm]

@granite lily rad

[granite lily]

deg

ia

[errant chasm]

@paper gate bwa

[granite lily]

bwa

[paper gate]

hi

[paper gate]

bwa

[granite lily]

minker

[granite lily]

i need to code radios

[errant chasm]

yes

i need to make radia venschnur plugin

[granite lily]

make it

[errant chasm]

Made with rust™

[granite lily]

rtus

i code radios on c#

[errant chasm]

Epic

[granite lily]

i cant understand rust

[errant chasm]

Can you make css plugins

[granite lily]

what

[errant chasm]

Idk

[dusty goblet]

bold of you to assume hes mentally on that level

[errant chasm]

im stupid

[stone owl]

[errant chasm]

I do not understand anything with coding

[storm cedar]

Good point, but then again he should get his lobotomy

[granite lily]

i changed my stupid encryption

[storm cedar]

brain half's go brr

[granite lily]

i cant login now

amazing

[errant chasm]

Epic

[stone owl]

I understand funny little 1 and 0s

[granite lily]

binary numbers

[errant chasm]

@granite lily make radia code language

[jaunty haven]

hi

[granite lily]

 usernameradiahostnameospassword,ADEANgAxAG4AeQBhAGIAbwBvAG0AMQAyADMANQAxAA==AA==

[storm cedar]

With encryption that doesn't sound that absurd (and without much context)

[jaunty haven]

hi

[granite lily]

hi

[storm cedar]

hey

[granite lily]

cozator

[stone owl]

Hello

[jaunty haven]

???

[storm cedar]

cause I don't have much to respond to if you only say hi

[granite lily]

coz + reactor

[storm cedar]

anyhow

hru?

[jaunty haven]

im fine

hbu

[errant chasm]

because reviews probably

[eager marsh]

maow

[errant chasm]

[eager marsh]

LOLL

[granite lily]

meow

[errant chasm]

Still does not look good

[keen junco]

https://bsky.app/profile/creature.gay/post/3kmpoyqdwrf2f

[granite lily]

i hide password on login

but dont hide it on register

[jaunty haven]

wait

can u change settings on the plugin so noone can review u

?

[keen junco]

yop

[granite lily]

you need to opt out of reviewdb

https://reviewdb.mantikafasi.dev/dashboard/settings

[keen junco]

round phone

[stone owl]

Vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[granite lily]

death

its not in plugin settings

[jaunty haven]

what does vns stand like

[keen junco]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[keen junco]

that

[stone owl]

Vencord support I think

[jaunty haven]

oh

[keen junco]

no

v not support

[stone owl]

Ohhh

[keen junco]

v is the prefix

[granite lily]

vencord ncord support

[keen junco]

vbam @stone owl

[neon ferry]

Done!

[stone owl]

😭

[granite lily]

vwarm @neon ferry

death

[zinc spire]

warm?

[granite lily]

c#'s server has this thing

[keen junco]

yes for warn

[storm cedar]

warn with a few drinks

[opaque trench]

Am I blind or is a fake ban command implemented 💀

[jaunty haven]

if u opt out of reviewdb is it final or can u come back to it again

[granite lily]

Updating an active statement requires restarting the application.

[keen junco]

you're blind

[dusty goblet]

True brb

True brb

[granite lily]

you are radiad

[opaque trench]

Word

[jaunty haven]

erm..

[granite lily]

yes

its togglw

AXMBYgFlAWoBYgE=

https://files.catbox.moe/n0jfx1.png

[keen junco]

cat 6

[jaunty haven]

does opting out remove all reviews on ur profile aswell........

[dusty goblet]

Jfc I always call myself the biggest annoyance but he's a bigger annoyance

[jaunty haven]

erm..

[dusty goblet]

I got him into trouble let's fucking go

[dusty goblet]

No but hide

Also vns

Vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[winter needle]

i eat vencord commits for breakfast

[dusty goblet]

Yop it was in the html file that literally has my new name in it lmao

[errant chasm]

Horror

[prisma compass]

I eat bugs for breakfast

[errant chasm]

in wires

[prisma compass]

lmao, I didn't expect to join the vencord offical server by writing vencord

[keen junco]

why not

[prisma compass]

idk, just stupid of me to think that

[dusty goblet]

I don't think he saw but yea

[prisma compass]

ofc vencord invite going to be vencord, the question why won't it be

[errant chasm]

Next time punch monitor

Although it may hurt

So probably don't

[prisma compass]

this looks like an obsessed anime server

[storm cedar]

nah were just communists apperantly

[errant chasm]

we're just shiggiers

[storm cedar]

that's the last impression we gave off at least

what we really are is

[errant chasm]

eepy

[storm cedar]

dimk wamder

[dusty goblet]

Lol nah I just switched workspace

[prisma compass]

yup I can see that now. #1211778254822711326

[errant chasm]

[lime talon]

@paper gate signals on 2m ham

[prisma compass]

I believe i have animegirlshobia. I can't stand looking at them

[dusty goblet]

Jfc I wish I had to shave less frequently

[ripe willow]

estrogen helps with that

https://tenor.com/view/littlecowyazid-gif-13061026373925446375

[real skiff]

h

[zinc spire]

helps with outing yourself too

[ripe willow]

Nah ur good

you can take E in the closet

just wear baggy clothes

[storm cedar]

think they meant that differently

[errant chasm]

[zinc spire]

for like a couple months yeah

[ripe willow]

o.o

longer than that

[storm cedar]

It takes a while for genuine changes to develop

[ripe willow]

^ everyone i know (including me) didn't really get any breast growth for over a year, just sensitive asf nipples

and even that is really easy to hide with baggy clothes

[zinc spire]

wha

[fluid harness]

how do i eat a toy

[ripe willow]

like yeah, I notice a different between when I wasn't on E

but it looks more like I gained a little weight

[deep token]

grab it and eat it

[storm cedar]

Wouldn't the friction from shirts become an issue? (honestly curious)

[ripe willow]

bra, training bra, or sports bra

That was a struggle at first

[storm cedar]

was thinking of that, but rather ask than assume

[ripe willow]

I got bralettes cus yeah

[fluid harness]

how do i explode

[tropic thunder]

does the crack spotify plugin still work?

[fluid harness]

shit i cant

[storm cedar]

wear a tight fitting shirt and go running

ig

[ripe willow]

[stray forge]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[ripe willow]

never really tried but I'd assume a super tight fitting shirt

would be comfy

since it wouldn't be rubbing

[dusty goblet]

I need to move out (or out of the country) for that

[ripe willow]

You think so

But it's good dw

stop stressing

[fluid harness]

when will cats become sentient beings and learn how to code to destroy all earth beings

[ripe willow]

you also got plenty of time

[fluid harness]

cool

[ripe willow]

@fluid harnessare you okay?

[dull anvil]

Why would they destroy it they already have trained humans

[storm cedar]

there's also exercise (which is a good thing for mental health too) that helps with outward appearance

[dusty goblet]

I mean i can just ask my therapist-but I don't want to be able to be less myself that I already am at home

[ripe willow]

this

this all the fucking way

[storm cedar]

I fonud out about that because I used to cycle a fair bit

[fluid harness]

i have serve headaches and i will explode in march 6st 2024 at exactly 9:00 pm to am

[ripe willow]

My Aussie friend has been depressed since his GF left him for her ex.

But he's been hitting the gym lately, which he hasn't done since he got out of prison

He's jacked again

and his mental health seems to be improving

he wants to do things again

good to see.

[fair zodiac]

nice

[fluid harness]

i also use the discord avatar thingy becuz i do not want a default ahh pfp

[storm cedar]

hope he's not using some steroid like stuff, seems worryingly common

[ripe willow]

Nah

he went to prison for drugs

[unborn spoke]

:(

[ripe willow]

I don't think he'd be caught dead

doing anything like that now

[fluid harness]

i went to prison for being a prison

[storm cedar]

meth weed or coke I'm guessing

[fair zodiac]

yeah i would bet he kinda

learned his lesson

[ripe willow]

like 500 grams of MDMA, among other things

[storm cedar]

Nice

[ripe willow]

Hit him with uh

[dusty goblet]

Someone shiggy blast that person (my gif picker is broken)

[ripe willow]

I think they wanted 3 intents to distribute

but he plead down to 2 counts of possession

[fair zodiac]

how long

[ripe willow]

and 1 count of intent to distribute

[storm cedar]

there's just one sale you amateurish custom glowies

[dusty goblet]

How did my autocorrect fuck that up so bad

[fluid harness]

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

[ripe willow]

his lawyer said he was looking at 4 years

but he got out after 1

first offense, non violent
and was like 21 when he went in

[storm cedar]

That's a way better deal

[fluid harness]

Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

[fair zodiac]

Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.

[storm cedar]

probably earned enough for his troubles too

[fair zodiac]

Touch and hold a clip to pin it. Unpinned clips will be deleted after 1 hour.

[unborn spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1108101476095635469.webp?size=48

[ripe willow]

What is this, the beep test?

[fair zodiac]

shig

[fair zodiac]

lmao

[ripe willow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y82jDHRrswc

[fair zodiac]

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

[ripe willow]

I WAS TYPING THAT OUT

:(

[storm cedar]

those amounts and aussie prices are.. well insanely profitable no way about it

[ripe willow]

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds

Line up at the start.

[fair zodiac]

i did this in school once

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1132022968785059990.png?size=48

[ripe willow]

I had it every 2nd week in middleschool

lol

[fair zodiac]

LOL

[storm cedar]

isn't that banned in sports or

[fair zodiac]

i only did it once

[ripe willow]

One of my middleschool teachers was an actual lesbian

and everyone would make fun of her for it behind her back

[fair zodiac]

horror

[ripe willow]

thinking about this now

we're all assholes

[storm cedar]

kids lack the brain development to understand that

[hollow surge]

hi peeople

[storm cedar]

hey hey

[hollow surge]

hi @paper gate

[ripe willow]

Even the girls
They'd make jokes about being uncomfy in the girls changeroom with her

[ripe willow]

yeah

[hollow surge]

this reminds me of something that happened in swimming classes

[raw panther]

when I was in school one of my teachers came out as trans and people were suprisingly cool with it

[hollow surge]

although thinking again, i might not tell it

[ripe willow]

That's lit AF

[raw panther]

not middle school tho, vocational school (16-18 year olds)

[ripe willow]

I couldn't handle being as trans teacher today

[raw panther]

the teacher was about 60

[ripe willow]

The amount of people calling you a groomer

💀

[paper gate]

hiii

[fair zodiac]

horror

[raw panther]

and decided instead of staffan they wanted to be felicia or something and started wearing a skirt and boots with hairy af thighs in between

and then they also adopted some 15y boy in a wheelchair

[fair zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1180928987464224910.png?size=48

[raw panther]

best teacher I ever had ngl

[olive ridge]

willl me using vencord get me banned from discord?

[fair zodiac]

no

[solar patrol]

No

[raw panther]

yeah we're all banned

[olive ridge]

lol ok

[hollow surge]

hii ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| @raw panther

[raw panther]

I see what you did

:3

[fair zodiac]

#faq

[hollow surge]

lmao took you a while

[fair zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1132022968785059990.png?size=48

[raw panther]

@hollow surge cute

[hollow surge]

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[fair zodiac]

i am very straight

[opaque trench]

Hello world

[fair zodiac]

print("Hello world!")

[opaque trench]

Probably the simplest possible way to do that,

And the simplest syntax

[fair zodiac]

lua

[opaque trench]

Actually,

That's python too

[fair zodiac]

:p

[opaque trench]

Lua can do simpler

print 'Hello world'

[storm cedar]

Many 'great' stories come from changerooms and such public settings :T

[opaque trench]

Will run

[fair zodiac]

ya was about to say

[opaque trench]

Lua is just a high level interpreter anyway

Scripting language,

Not rly programming lang

[fair zodiac]

ig

[opaque trench]

Php, javascript, Lua and more are Scripting langs

[fair zodiac]

it can work as either but typically its more of a scripting lang

[granite lily]

radia

hi aydrix

[opaque trench]

Sure, nowadays you have have a language be anything if you're willing to write the lexer for it

[keen junco]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/ItHadToBeBrazil/comments/1b2bwhl/average_brazilian_bricklayer/

[opaque trench]

Can have**

Good old, fuck it, close enough measurement

Results may vary by kerf space

💀

[fair zodiac]

C and Cobol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1132022968785059990.png?size=48

[opaque trench]

Decent programming langs

But, government is trying to obsolete C,

[granite lily]

rustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrustrust

[opaque trench]

They claim its because of CVE frequency

[deep token]

the us is not the world

[opaque trench]

I already dabble in rust

[granite lily]

i have a fix: fix your fucking cve issues

[olive ridge]

can someone help me out with installing vencord

[granite lily]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[opaque trench]

Government. My government. You couldve just asked what country im in...

[fair zodiac]

the us government is suggesting that people should move over to memory safe programming langs lmao

[opaque trench]

Never said the world

Correct aydrix

[granite lily]

imagine memory safe

nah id segfault

[deep token]

the us gov is Stupid

[fair zodiac]

so that includes c++ and many others being "obsolete"

[opaque trench]

We know the borrow checker is beyond you meow

💀

[granite lily]

i would be happy if python will be obsolote

[deep token]

lmao

[granite lily]

meow

[fair zodiac]

lmaoo

[deep token]

meow

[fair zodiac]

can we not get meow banned again pls

[opaque trench]

I personally enjoy how rust made shorthand expansions

[zinc spire]

nyo

[opaque trench]

Gyatt!()

[fair zodiac]

isn't c++ still being updated and adding cool new features

[granite lily]

fuck rust

[fair zodiac]

NO

[opaque trench]

Yes

[fair zodiac]

BAN

[dull anvil]

Meow

[opaque trench]

LOL

[granite lily]

everyone who codes on rust have no balls

[opaque trench]

Says the person who segfaults trying to uze et

[opaque trench]

💀 ☠️

Lmao

[granite lily]

cant even speak properly

[opaque trench]

Now, HHHHWHAT IN TAR'NATION is you doing upon my here prop-per-tee

[opaque trench]

I did that entirely on purpose dumbass

[granite lily]

shut

[opaque trench]

💀 ☠️

[granite lily]

windows longhorn posting

[opaque trench]

I was wondering what in the early 2000s I just saw.

[proven bay]

can i see what you customize with your os

[opaque trench]

Oh lmfao

[proven bay]

, to .

[opaque trench]

Mine ?

[granite lily]

burning 50 items

[opaque trench]

? Yes ?

[granite lily]

double question when

[hollow jackal]

made ios freaky help

[proven bay]

im gonna customize my soon

[opaque trench]

2300

[granite lily]

speak human

[fair zodiac]

HORROR

what font is that

[opaque trench]

Approximately 300 years after my rotting corpse marries the ground is when

[granite lily]

darude sandstorm

[deep token]

NO

[granite lily]

what the fuck did you just

[opaque trench]

💀

[hollow jackal]

optima

[cedar schooner]

ay

yo

[granite lily]

what

hi

[opaque trench]

Ay ay ay check it, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, uh

[hollow jackal]

american typewriter

[jaunty trellis]

[opaque trench]

Someone needs to take yalls UI font privs away

💀 ☠️ 💀

[next warren]

hi

[granite lily]

what in the world

[hollow jackal]

fuck you

[next warren]

srika post

[opaque trench]

LMAO

[next warren]

ok

[deep token]

this image made ios 10 panic

[deep token]

💀

[granite lily]

grafitti

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[deep token]

i tapped on it and the phone crashed

fucks sake i have to boot it again

[fair zodiac]

omori font when

[deep token]

support.apple.com/iphone/restore

[opaque trench]

Dem nunbas lookin tragico

[hollow jackal]

is this good

[opaque trench]

Actually yes

[fair zodiac]

comic snas

[deep token]

use quicksand

[fair zodiac]

use comic sans pro

[granite lily]

comic sand

[opaque trench]

Kidding. I don't have privs or I'd show mine

[hollow jackal]

erm actually its chalkboard SE

[fair zodiac]

WHAT

[deep token]

the iphone is booting

tethered downgrade my behated

@hollow jackal are you on dopamine

[opaque trench]

Lmfao

Iphones and tethered jailbreaks always were funny to me

[hollow jackal]

yea

[granite lily]

u

[next warren]

what do i do for the whole hour

[hollow jackal]

XS running 16.1.2

[granite lily]

learn rust

[opaque trench]

I made sure to be semi untethered / untethered when I jailbroke my iPhone x years ago

[fair zodiac]

you will

[next warren]

how about unlearn

[deep token]

we ball

[opaque trench]

Clean actually

[deep token]

iPad12,1 on 16.1

[next warren]

rust is bloatware

for your head

[opaque trench]

💀

[deep token]

istg if the jb fails on the 6s

[deep token]

fuck it failed

[hollow jackal]

this shit does NOT work

[deep token]

yeah a-font is a bit broken on rootless

do you even have filza

[opaque trench]

F o n t f o l d e r

✨️

[hollow jackal]

i should download it tbh

[deep token]

FUCK

it panicked

kms

nuh uh

[hollow jackal]

funnily enough i had it with MDC

[opaque trench]

Average iPhone jailbreak experience

[deep token]

modern jbs are way better

[opaque trench]

I was a paid tweaks user

[deep token]

this is ios 10 mind you

[opaque trench]

Ik they can be good

[hollow jackal]

in 2014 you could get the most extensive tweaks for nothing

now you have to pay some nerd 2 dollars for his dock remover

[opaque trench]

Yee ik. And most of the shit I paid for wasn't even complex. Also pirate repos

[deep token]

i paid some nerd $2 and the tweak does like everything

lynx 2

do you want the deb

[hollow jackal]

pirate repos dont even work on rootless sadly 😭

[opaque trench]

Ooooof

[deep token]

uhm they do

[granite lily]

yes i want your debit card

[hollow jackal]

sileo doesnt load half of them

nor does zebra

[opaque trench]

Sileo was my manager of choice

[deep token]

dm me which ones

[opaque trench]

I ran both Cydia and sileo

Becsuse yk how it goes

[deep token]

does it say something about dpkg architecture

[hollow jackal]

yep

[deep token]

yeah theyre for rootful then

[opaque trench]

Ye. I just used root riders

[lime talon]

wtf debian for jailbreak?

[opaque trench]

Hiders**

[hollow jackal]

yeah we fuckin to impact

[opaque trench]

Or just flat out disabling my tweaks while in a specific app

LOL

Nah that's criminal

And I can't show my reasonable one either

Sad day

Root riders 💀 ☠️

[hollow jackal]

the typa font that you can choose on a samsung phone used exclusively by single mothers

[opaque trench]

Eeeeew

[lime talon]

nah they get worse than this

[opaque trench]

I suddenly hate single mothers even wor-

💀

[granite lily]

earth is polygon

[opaque trench]

Oblate spheroid

[hollow jackal]

NAHHHH

brace yourselves

[next warren]

ears is triangle

[deep token]

i sneezed and the jailbreak worked lets fucking go

[deep token]

HELL NO

[opaque trench]

Sneeze is now a required part of your procedure

[next warren]

Amusing

[opaque trench]

I can't even-

[keen junco]

hoMEOWner

[deep token]

@hollow jackal

[opaque trench]

Looks ight

[hollow jackal]

what the FUCK is that

[lime talon]

a lot of animals:

[keen junco]

you

[deep token]

randomized passcode

[next warren]

does it random every time you touch a letter too?

[deep token]

also this

[opaque trench]

That would be kinda sic

[deep token]

i wish this was made for modern ios its so cool

[opaque trench]

Is this like a recent scrubber

[next warren]

thats how it is for my banking app

[deep token]

yes

[next warren]

thought that's normal

[opaque trench]

Oh well your bank is sick of scammers then

My bank is insured by the FDIC and therefore don't give a shit

[next warren]

its also the worst one in the country

lmao

[opaque trench]

Nahhhh

Mine don't do that so I think you got competition

[fair zodiac]

@hollow jackal comic sans when

[opaque trench]

When Hell freezes over

When sandpaper is smooth

[stone owl]

Huh

[next warren]

@hollow jackal comic

[hollow jackal]

this is decent actually

[opaque trench]

Oh yeah

[fair zodiac]

what font

[opaque trench]

It is

[next warren]

rubik?

[hollow jackal]

trebuchet ms

[opaque trench]

Nice

[fair zodiac]

oh

windows 9x/xp font

real

[opaque trench]

Lmao

[lime talon]

gimme gill sans

[opaque trench]

I use Gothic bold

Sue me

[hollow jackal]

look at my home screen :3

[opaque trench]

Actually sic

[lime talon]

show me what it looks like

[fair zodiac]

trebuchet ms

[opaque trench]

I remember having to make myself custom icons for my own theme to match

[lime talon]

oh i see

[lime talon]

it's not too bad

[opaque trench]

Ye it's actually not that bad

[fair zodiac]

My Documents

[hollow jackal]

your documents

[fair zodiac]

how does this look on dc with trebuchet ms

[next warren]

what does flower do

[lime talon]

switch to GalaxyGamePlaysFlipfontforSamsungBoldLatinFlipFont

[next warren]

no

[urban elk]

meow

[opaque trench]

💀

[hollow jackal]

gallery

[opaque trench]

Bro just typed a spell

A whole incantation

[lime talon]

(that's actually what it's called in Samsung font settings)

[opaque trench]

Damn son

[urban elk]

LMFAO WHAT

[urban elk]

couldn't they name it something shorter
god lmfao

[lime talon]

it looks ugly as hell

[lime talon]

i think it's meant to be called Galaxy Game Plays but the random ass company that uploaded it forgot to set that

[opaque trench]

I'm about to use IntelligenceSans ngl

[deep token]

cute...

[opaque trench]

Sorta crispy

[deep token]

what tweaks do u use

my ipad has like 4 rn and it looks stock

[urban elk]

lmFAO

[opaque trench]

Rn? Not shit

[urban elk]

@deep token lunaaa

meoww

[opaque trench]

Running an old flagship android rn

[dusty goblet]

@urban elk meowww

[opaque trench]

Lite

[urban elk]

myaoww

[lime talon]

i haven't seen that one

[opaque trench]

I'll use it and show

1sec

[opaque trench]

Sample text

[deep token]

hiiii

[fair zodiac]

what do these do

[deep token]

what is trim !!!!

[fair zodiac]

(i'm an android user)

[hollow jackal]

bar remover

[deep token]

ah

[lime talon]

ooh discussion of anomalies

[hollow jackal]

a-font is obvious
atria is for homescreen
cyldier is icon animations
eneko is video wallpaper
laetus is keyboard
snowboard is a themer
trim i just explained
ve is a notif logger
velvet is a notif customiser

[opaque trench]

Snowboard is great

[deep token]

oh my god i love velvet 2

[opaque trench]

I used it to manually reicon stuff. Reorganize the layout and all that

[deep token]

thanks for that

[opaque trench]

Laetus is good

[hollow jackal]

also the repair guys broke my 3d touch it functions like a 2019- iphone for some reason now grr 💢

[fair zodiac]

the fact you need to jb for half this stuff is horrifying

[deep token]

is this too much lmao

[opaque trench]

Noooo. Broken 3D touch puts you even behind new android

We got 3D touch

[hollow jackal]

its sad that stock ios doesnt have a keyboard so you need to jailbreak to type

[fair zodiac]

real

[opaque trench]

Lmao

[hollow jackal]

haiiii

[tropic wasp]

https://vencord.dev/plink.mp4

[hollow jackal]

@deep token i installed quicksand

[deep token]

use the semibold one

[hollow jackal]

too thic

[opaque trench]

Tbh real, android was always the more powerful out of the box in terms of customization

[hollow jackal]

maybe ill try medium tho

[paper gate]

hruu

[deep token]

oh

[paper gate]

@hollow jackal hiii

[hollow jackal]

i'd object to this and say it depends

samsung customisation is ASS

[paper gate]

@next warren hiiii

[opaque trench]

Apple caught up with all their new theme stuff recently ish

[paper gate]

yes

[opaque trench]

Huuuh→?

Brother hasn't heard of GoodLock

[lime talon]

@paper gate you love 2m ham traffic

[fair zodiac]

oneui moment

[opaque trench]

I USE ONEUI LOL

It's crisp as hell

[deep token]

oneui sucks so bad

fucking disgusting

[opaque trench]

Lmao what

OneUI what

What version.

[hollow jackal]

jailbreak customisation is a lot better than android customisation imo

[deep token]

all of them i dont like how it looks

[hollow jackal]

it feels a lot more native

[deep token]

so true

[fair zodiac]

of course it is

[opaque trench]

Sure. Only costs rooting your device

💀 ☠️

[hollow surge]

my friend just pissed himself, i don't htink that answers the question though

[deep token]

also the unremovable bloatware

[fair zodiac]

you're literally accessing the deepest down components

of the os

[opaque trench]

Yepp

[hollow jackal]

rootless jailbreak

[fair zodiac]

insan

[opaque trench]

Slightly different

In that case

[hollow jackal]

you can delete like 2 files and get stock ios

[sharp portal]

Hi

[fair zodiac]

ya we don't have that kinda thing on android

[sharp portal]

Hello ppl

[opaque trench]

I don't think we need it tbh.

We need them to stop removing features for no reason though

[hollow jackal]

android: brick your phone 2 million times to install magisk and then use it for like 4 niche things such as whatsapp one-time image saver

[opaque trench]

Well. Everything else stock can do

Why else would the mods be so niche.

[soft elm]

is there a plugin that tells u if someone is on "invisible" status and not offline

[hollow jackal]

bro what

no. there isn't.

[opaque trench]

PlatformIndicators

But that

Doesn't really

Do Anything for offline

[deep token]

creepy ass mf

[soft elm]

wtf why is that creepy xD

[hollow jackal]

"all of my friends ghost me how do i stalk them"

[opaque trench]

LOL

[lime talon]

not possible

[opaque trench]

^^

[hollow jackal]

i'll do it for you

just so you're satisfied

[opaque trench]

So based

LMAO

[next warren]

⚡

[opaque trench]

Most real answer

[lime talon]

there are theoratically non-creepy use cases for it
(e.g. one of my friends is always on Invisible to prevent someone from spam calling him at every possible moment but he'd be fine with me knowing he's online)

[opaque trench]

Yeah but. Few and far

[lime talon]

although that's a rare use case

[opaque trench]

Yeee

I think platformindicators is as far as I'd ever need to go with client information at a glance

If they're offline it iz wat it iz

[fair zodiac]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1057189559764533290/1189022727684767864/Umbreon_kickflip.gif?ex=659ca6b5&is=658a31b5&hm=6bdc4a946ce33558baae3782fe3b58c3378f6ce356b894e9301384723f470e1c&

[lime talon]

@paper gate quality

[opaque trench]

Ham operator spotted

[next warren]

👍

[fair zodiac]

what is this

[hollow jackal]

@fair zodiac THERE

[lime talon]

i myself am not a ham operator but i'm listening to something interesting

[opaque trench]

Bunch of radio spectrograph shit

Ah cool

Listening into ham bands then

[fair zodiac]

k

[lime talon]

doesn't look too bad

[opaque trench]

Ye not bad at all

[hollow jackal]

"ye not bad at all"

twitter for good measure

[lime talon]

it looks fine

[opaque trench]

Yooooo what da

[fair zodiac]

why is that image specifically of the most depressing posts on twitter

[hollow jackal]

LOL

[opaque trench]

Only looked good on the settings screen atp

[lime talon]

yep

[opaque trench]

My grandfather has been ham certified longer than Rockstar has existed

[hollow jackal]

definitely not being coloqually gaslighted into maining comic sans bold on my phone yep

[opaque trench]

He was also in Vietnam

[fair zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/smasnug-smasnug-jumpscare-jumpscare-samsung-gif-17440653142725596515

[opaque trench]

LOL

[hollow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/ximi-jumpscare-gif-24749500

[opaque trench]

LMAOOOO

[fair zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/rlme-rlme-jumpscare-realme-jumpscare-gif-16280979867214560238

[opaque trench]

My God that is terrible

[fair zodiac]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015931590741872712/1189453134255378473/attachment-1.gif?ex=659e378e&is=658bc28e&hm=c06ddb22d90bb6f1c1f5c6f2f4d904c90f9c08fcb9f77f267627811b32a42396&

[opaque trench]

Fucked over rebuilt dodge

Found on road dead

[hollow jackal]

you vill update ze car to drive

[fair zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/opo-oppo-opo-jumpscare-jumpscare-gif-3240221420370373213

[opaque trench]

Xey are in xe attic

💀

[fair zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/oneplus-jumpscare-oneplus-green-line-green-screen-line-oneplus-green-line-gif-2885232167649121813

https://tenor.com/view/pixl-pixl-jumpscare-google-pixel-pixel-jumpscare-gif-16611907918858565170

[opaque trench]

Who's fucked up in the crib with an Opo

[fair zodiac]

and that's all the jumpscare gifs

[hollow jackal]

jesus fuck theres one for every brand

[opaque trench]

Well. Joy

Ahahaha

[hollow jackal]

wheres ayfon jumpscare

[opaque trench]

Now we need apple jumpscare

[harsh minnow]

so relatable

i had that screen many times

[fair zodiac]

no lumia jumpscare

[opaque trench]

💀

[hollow jackal]

REAL

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/smasnug-smasnug-jumpscare-jumpscare-samsung-gif-17440653142725596515

[fair zodiac]

real

[opaque trench]

Bro cylindered into the safe respring

💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️

LMAO

[hollow jackal]

i remember the days of no dopamine when i had to install cowabunga 20 times a day and also respring 400 gazillion times to get anything working

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/ios-jailbreak-palera1n-gif-13699859176743296287

[opaque trench]

I just used check rain

Pretty unstable sometimes but it worked on iphonexr

Pretty sure that was ios 13.1

[hollow jackal]

checkra1n works on xr?

[opaque trench]

People swore jailbreaking was gonna die

Yeah could've sworn it did

Yeah

Ahhh

I see

[hollow jackal]

people have literally said jailbreak will die with every single ios release since the dawn of man

[opaque trench]

I was definitely rootful

Yeah but 13.1

Was like

[hollow jackal]

remember when they said it about ios 10 lol

[opaque trench]

A big stopping point for a lot of devs

True

Yeah they've definitely pushed since then, it's been years

I remember when it was the iPhone 11 that was "so hard to root"

[ripe willow]

jailbreaks will die when Apple stops writing shit code

[fair zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-attack-rocket-gif-10576432

[hollow jackal]

and also people like to say jb will die out bc of official features (it certain has decreased in popularity) but it's just the mere spirit of people wanting to whatever the fuck they want with the glass slab they paid for

[opaque trench]

Which keeps it alive

[fair zodiac]

(never)

[ripe willow]

Exactly

There's always going to be

[opaque trench]

True, but people should be scared of AI proofchecking dev work before releases go OTA

[ripe willow]

1 incompetent dev

(probably me)

who failed to close a file handle. or validate the size of a buffer

[opaque trench]

Yeee I agree

[fair zodiac]

real

[opaque trench]

If they do it could get a little harder to break. A little

[ripe willow]

Waayyy sooner than that when you thinka bout

the yearly hackathons

[fading lance]

Now playing - sharpie

Angry Birds Theme

Ari Pulkkinen • Angry Birds (Original Game Soundtrack) [Extended Edition]

5128 total scrobbles

[ripe willow]

Tournaments for hacking iOS devices

[fair zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/sx-gif-19826680

[opaque trench]

Mom, he's turning the power supply to turbo mode again

[opaque trench]

Woooa. Fair enough

[fair zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/lg-g5-battery-modular-smart-phone-quick-swap-gif-5098044

lg g5 jumpscare

[opaque trench]

That's if you turn in the jb method to them

[ripe willow]

That's also just what a hackathon is

and then there's companies like

NSO

[opaque trench]

Hell of a bug country program

Ahahaa

[ripe willow]

NSO don't care about morals

[opaque trench]

Bug bounty***

[fallow pawn]

bouncy

[opaque trench]

That's how I got my jb to work

[ripe willow]

didn't NSO sell a 0 click exploit for 6 mill?

[opaque trench]

Had a hunch to stop updating

[ripe willow]

fuck bug bounty from iOS

just sell it

[opaque trench]

True actually

[ripe willow]

Gotta think like a green hat

[opaque trench]

People would pay out the ass for a jb under apples nose

[ripe willow]

They'll pay WAY more

on them underground markets

than you'll make in a bounty

[jaunty haven]

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[ripe willow]

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