#🥚┇off-topic
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I’m also from SA
Oh where abouts?
I forgor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Cmon man rookie mistake
chile
what am i looking at🤨
Don’t do it again please 🙏 it’s bad for the frog
Average off topic chat
🇦🇷 🤝 🇨🇱
do you still speak spanish or nah
I just broke my back is that a thing to be concerned about
If you give me a real thinker I tend to freeze but j speak it
Yes...
wow
Reminder to go outside!!!😁
I would die
Outside is scary
another asian aimbotter in ranked
average asia server experience
im in europe
they join european servers
but apparently 60 rounds for ranked doesnt matter because they are probably already gold and still their trash anticheat cant tell that an ak shooting at 5000 rpm hitting hs only is cheating
i play in asia it sucks
yeah they should stay in asia
Region Lock China 
Bro where do i look for people to play with
-lfg
Europe: #lfg-eu-casual
North America: #lfg-na-casual
Asia: #lfg-asia-casual
Oceania: #lfg-oce-casual
Brazil (South America): #lfg-sa-casual
Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.
Anyone else hit Diamond in beta and not receieve the diamond ak skin?
Little racist why you gotta say here a Asian 👀💀
why can't i invite my friend ? i'm lvl 1 btw maybe it's that ?
that a seperate vc?
Only chinese people are cheaters (in my opinion)
Channels.
because im in europe and only see asian names cheating?
why can't i invite my friend ? i'm lvl 1 btw maybe it's that ?
I think your culture assuming what if he was born in the UK and was Uk Citizen
I might be blind g I can't see it
they all are except japanese & korean ones
can't keep playin with randoms
💀
why can't i invite my friend ? i'm lvl 1 btw maybe it's that ?
yeah a full team of uk asians with chinese names in stead of there regular uk names
So they aren’t Asian 👀
region lock the uk on discord please 🙏 i dont wanna see this shiittt
me when the
every game is like ranked now it’s not fun, revert this sbmm update
yeah defend braindeads
Make sure y'all both have crossplay on. I think that was a fix?
that better goes on feedback
NO sbmm in casual
there is
Jimmyjonsen
I’m joking Take a breath 💀
ruins the game for anyone who’s decent
Thinking think 
you dont care if you dont play the game but im dealing with this kids and im stuck playing a 15 min ranked match and if i leave ill have to wait for penalty
Then play when you have time
i’m actually having measurably less fun after the sbmm update
lol?
Get a three stack
nobody asked
you just got samuraid
why my msg got deleted 
samuri is online
i didn't even said anything offensive
English only
I mean sbmm is gonna be there to balance the matchmaking. My only issue with it is the teammates I get.
it was an example u goober
i was telling them difference b/w asian languages
no one asked
Again rules are rules.

dem b d rules
samurai ur inability to apply critical thinking to rules is not very awesome!!
samurai speaking english uh
@vestal cypress oof so much pain just hit when I got home. I was like 10 fp from silver 3. Now I'm alll the way back to the like start of silver 4
fr
Indeed time to think 
if its just "what being a cm is" then why can you tell if it was samurai or not based on the deleted message 🤔
Anyone know how i can fix my audio bug? Game mutes itself then unmutes after a couple seconds
lol
tbh you might have just gotten rolled
Hai
ive personally had leaderboards looking like that after winning
Wats the best store bought yogurt in ur guys’ opinion
its not super uncommon
the teammates not getting any kills is slightly concerning tho
he was shooting an ak with 3 times the speed and i was dead the second i walking in a building and he was 20 m away and im heavy
headshots maybe idk
every gun kills a trillon times faster to the head
Tbh the statistic that you showed looks normal
we all have, and anybody can be wrong
do you think

shooting an ak at 5000 rpm is normal
ive gone matches with high kills and low to no deaths
wow...
heavy thinking 

unless you have video evidence of this i wont believe that statement
kids trying to defend a cheater when they werent in the game
i mean... your story sounds iffy. i tend not to believe without video proof
cause i really doubt a fire rate hack would slip by anticheat so easily
I had a match last night where it sounded like that, but it was just the audio glitching out
piupiupiu
Any fixes yet for getting kicked for anti-cheat (when you're not cheating lol)
nice green
audio in this game is (and reasonably so) super buggy
green
green
green
green
green
Thonk
Greeeeeen

A great Thonk moment that is
okay im going to play the finals and lose every match, bye
Right behind you
🙃
based light player
you may not like it, but this is peak solo q
3 heavies 
likke, i went 16-0 one match and im almost certain i wasnt cheating
You forming a band?
the heavy bangers?
Still waiting for the think outfit
the 10 man
only if yall are running the same loadouts for max destruction
Team shop lifters
none of that gas or ranged shit
we basically are, randoms did this too
You guys think the pass is worth
I like gas
i got it
only difference is I have explosive min instead of dome shield
yo why did my skins from the playtest not transfer over to game
Get the starter pack first then the bp
only #1169229124028616774
throwing knifes need a buff asap
It seems like good value, but half the cosmetics are for the mid class
mid is most used
yeah but i died instantly, not fast just instantly
It does great dmg just aim better BrO
im trash tbh
We need nukes
i dont mean damage wise, projectile speed wise
Yeah and the whole game crashes
I'm working on it
i didnt hear someone hitting me i heard an ak shooting 5000 rpm after i died and didnt hear any hits or nothing just instant death and i was a heavy

WHATT
Enough
Ok now it would make sense if poison ivy made out with batman BUT CATWOMAN? Thats just wrong
I found a bug
Crush it
A game bug pevin
Does it give you an advantage?
pipo pipo
No, disappears my mines
update on peak finals solo q, they were bad
Literally every game for me
we still won tho
one medium with heals and its perfect
i cant even play this game with my friends now because of this skill based matchmaking update shit
ok
😭
they have to remove sbmm from unranked games
no they shouldnt
No they don't lmao
agreed sweaty unrancked games suck
me and my buddies just cant have fun now
average kanye fan
my 2 friends are new and not very skilled but because of sbmm we have to play against sweats every game. we were having so much fun the other day now every game is frustating for all of us
its exactly the same thing that makes apex less fun with friends
yeah i am trying to goof off and try dumb shit in quik cash but the sweaty players are having none of it
every game now its mesh shield dome shield heavy shotgun and all that bullshit
Theres skill based matchmaking? I never noticed honestly cuz every game we either win or get 2nd place
c4 on barrel
Ye but I never really feel it tbh. But we never take it seriously cause it's casual
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX THE Ue5 unreal engine crash I keep getting. It's normally mid game but not every game. If you can help me I'd really appreciate it.
have u tried turning it off and turning it back on
If I buy battle pass later on, do I get the rewards I would have received if I bought it earlier??
LMAO
9 bullets?
lol
Latency you can see top right
Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
wifi issue
ye
every single one of those shots looked dead on to me
just a combo of poor weapon accuracy and latency most likely
I feel sad, you dont get the copypasta
why has no one said skill issuse yet
krill tissue
the hell are you blocking me for
oh is that why you called the test dummy "Hiko"
i thought you were naming it lol
shot 12 lol
also didnt realize you said 12 shots on a revolver lol
thank you
🦙
I just played phasmophobia for the first time and decided to play it in vr
No game has ever made me scream from being scared so much
it had me fr
Yeah shit is terrifying
There should be an art channel
there is
just talk a lot and get image perms to post here
art good
that works too
Also #1075060148004991067
Tha ks
np
guys the people in #🔴┇media-chat are argue with me saying i missed my shots in this clip when i literally shot 9 bullets out of a 6 bullet gun (due to lag) and my obvious hit shots didn't register (due to lag)
Never experienced this bug, but be sure to share it with #bug-discussion
latency doesn't make you miss unless the game has a bad netcode @spring trout
so guys apperently this wasnt an internet issue and I just missed all my shots I want your thoughts sedning the clip now
maybe the finals does have bad netcode who knows (xd)
Happened to me today
it does just no one uses it i think cuz my friend heard me talk
ah i see
have you seen the clip bro? i fired 9 shots out of my 6 round capasity gun
skill issue
so some shots seemed fired in client side but didn't actually fire in server side
yo i finally downloaded the final release of the game but where is all my stuff
gone with beta unless its battle pass
still latency doesn't necessarily make you miss unless the game has a bad netcode
then ig it has a bad netcode
ya all my battle pass stuff is gone
because every one of those shots 100% should have hit
oh no shit bro actaully almost thats what the entire point of me posting the video was
@dense salmon
i dont need to like do a slow frame to frame review right on why the shots missed
I want a refund
wop wop
the shots didnt miss thats the thing, i just lagged and it caused the hit shots to miss which is why i set the title as "i swear to god if someone says skill issue"
its a free game
For the battlepass and all the coins. They can have them all back
you just dont miss that much while youre standing still on a close target...
too late
alright sub so what were gonna do here is youre going to go back to whatever you were doing before spreading massive miss information I'll continue my chat with karma you'll get a degree in whatever you need to make you correct and then I'll start listening to you
No wonder I kept missing shots with that gun.
Though I still don't understand how some people use it and always hit headshots somehow.
fighting the rev feels like everyone is a hacker, and then it feels like that clip when I pick it up
because you are an in experienced kid on the internet saying "oh you missed the shots its definetly not lag that caused you to fire 9 shots out of a 6 round gun"
man that one teletubbies lion got me fucked up rn
the clip is literally a joke about lag theres nothing more to it and it should be taken as a funny joke clip about lag instead of an oprotunity to provide an untruthful un experienmced lexture
go calculate your own shot accuracy while you're standing on a close target lol
out of 9 shots how much hit and that's your skill lol
look at the magazine size in the bottom right hand of the screen, sow how the maximum says six huh? yeah go and count the 9 shots I fired how about you go calculate that
@gray plank i finished my video
gimm gimme gimme
ill come back with ur accuracy percentage
hey
I need to upload it first
pain
ping when you post in #🌟┇videos-content or whereever you do
Im trying to figure out what to name it
hllo
Lmao what's the song name again?
mac n cheese
Rythm Thief ost
might call it bomb thief
Hmmm
"Legalize War Crimes/Nuclear Bombs"
or yeah that also works good lmao
@spring trout good job you hit 4 or 5 out of 9 shots while standing still on a close target when the movement speed is slower then roblox bad business
which means at a high ball estimate you hit only 56% accuracy
cant wait for the next vid when you're moving against a moving target tho!
💀
you seem mad
@ivory cloak you mega stinkii
Lmao what was his video about I'm intrigued on this drama
nah it was just this guy complaining that it wasn't a skill issue on the clip he showed about lag
oh i see
he had a bad take that lag made him miss so i just calculated the shots that shouldve been registered server sided but didnt cuz of lag
skill issue i fear
even tho it doesn't make you miss unless the game has horrible bad netcode like quake
lmao I like you already
i feel like the lewis gun misses sometimes when it should be hitting but otherwise yeah
to be fair the finals has a more strict hitbox and you can lose focus while shooting due to the visuals of the game being more distracting in my opinion compared to other games
Im gonna make the account ban screen my thumbnail
Lmao could you send the picture to me? I wanna see if I can toy around with it on gimp
Maybe make it funky looking
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Lmao I'll try to think of something to do with it, and if it looks neat I'll send it to you.
"I have esthimated you only hit 56% accuracy" -☝️ 🤓 lil bro theres 6 shots in a revolver, half didnt register that they fired 💀
make it a clickbait montage thumbnail
K
Hi hi
reading comprehension where?
i calculated all client sided shots, not just server sided shots
The amount of those popping up are amusing
🇺🇸 🦅God bless America.🫡 -☝️ 🤓
Nah thats cringe
LOL dude it's common in cod montages apparently
"i calculated all client thsided shoths, not justh thserver thsided thshoths"
"Murica" number 1
if we wanna calculate server sided shots purely u only hit 2/6 shots which in turns you hit only 33% accuracy while standing still :V
Did u get banned 😮 or am I just being trolled rn
i was banned a bit ago but got unbanned
Oh you get false banned or sum
if it's not a5 wagyu im reporting
the game still has yet to drop below 100k active players since launch... i trust that will change after this recent patch
im canadian
Where am I gonna find an a5 wagyu 
what's the recent patch
Yea
Hokkaido
lmao why do you think that?
cranked sbmm up to 11, not even half as fun to play casually with friends anymore
what was the sbmm before
it was definitely less active i guess
thats a skill issue. I'm having way more fun having actually aware enemies
Seeming fine to me
felt like i got to go up against a wider variety of player skill levels, now if im not sweating i lose. and if i play with friends who are worse than me we will never win
All the experienced players where just dunking on kids though 
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Evening
unfortunate
I thought that said connect your desk and I was REALLY confused
sometimes, other times they were the ones being dunked. you didnt know before the match started now things are more predictable
Why do you care about losing in a casual match lmao. Just focus on having fun
@rotund gyro it’s here
but i suppose the devs try to fight for more beginner friendly lobbies? and for the experienced players staying in experienced lobbies
Wait Toto you actually got that steam deck from the giveaway?
thought we were gonna FINALLY get an fps game that doesnt make the same mistake. sbmm doesnt belong in casual, if i want a competitive experience ill play... wait... wait forrr itttttt.... competitive game modes 🤯
Im having more fun losing ranked matches than this guy is winning them
Heh connect your deck
yeah well some things are universal unfortunately
Lmao honestly. Playing ranked with you is always enjoyable, I love just being an idiot and can't understand the people who take them seriously
Maybe cause I haven't won a single match in 24 games?
oh yeah I'm sorry guys must have been my problem because the video hes been refering to the whole time clearly shows I missed "56% of my shots☝️ 🤓 " (missed 2 out of nine shots while over 800 ping)
ik this game is fresh as hell but if it had more maps it be so much more fun
That does suck, I won't lie
No, I have my own model
i could queue up with my friends who were DAY ONE PLAYERS, very much not good but we could still win because the sbmm had less of an impact
I bought the maxed out LCD model
it's still just on release so
skill issue
oh lmao nice
You want me to hop on?
Are people coping about SBMM rn
The problem with that is people don’t want to stay if they’re being annihilated 24/7 which is probably what was happening
Ikr its insane
Jesus Christ I’d rather have this than lopsided matches
It feels like halo SBMM cause sometimes we stomp or get stomped and it feels fine to me
that is whats happening now? if i want to lean back and relax and try less hard in casual it isnt an option now. if new player experience is so bad then add orientation matches
you know the video that was clearly ment to be a joke and nothing more then a joke
Nah, I'm no longer having fun. Just trying to get the batflepass rewards so I don't feel like I wasted my money
So i should get on
well yeah he isnt wrong, people do leave after literally getting annihilated
atleast my experience in asia servers has been that so far
Nah. Don't waste the effort
Sad
Yea there's clear packet loss on the right lmao
someone is a little slow
im getting on
I don’t understand, what’s happening rn?
You know spamming the same thing on off topic won’t do a thing right
I feel like the best way to deal with SBMM is probably take a example of Hunt Showdown where there is SBMM but you just enable whether or not you want it on.
No clue how well that'd work but atleast then those who despise sbmm can turn it off and people who want it can turn it on. The best of both worlds no?
exactly what I'm trying to tell @dense salmon bro but hes saying "the games hit scan even if youre lagging itll still hit" and i fired 9 shots out of a 6 round revolver
Halo 2 and 3 had SBMM but very tuned SBMM, so it can work
ive never tried something like that so idk, im open to them trying it
He's gotta do something when he's not making tier lists
im not the same person on #🔴┇media-chat please keep in mind
lmao
I mean it did still hit
Might work, might not. Just have to let them experiment till they find something that fits
If you want your voice to be heard, put it in the right way and channels instead of coping
Damn what a loser
I find most of this discussion pointless and the energy could be used better
oof
Vanishing bomb's gonna be S tier
nah its too niche
On a side note on that topic, lmao I suck so much ass at being useful with the vanishing bomb. I always miss my team mates
I cope by forcing myself to get better 
I’ve been seeing him in this channel for like the past 4 hours
alright so @vestal cypress @dense salmon one unique thing about this game is the the bullets dont hit where the crosshair is, they hit the middle of your screen. In past betas this was even true while jumping now its not but its still true for standing still shooting
I cope by being drunk
i got no other way to put it, hop off my dick dude. "you make youtube videos" isnt an insult
Just comment that on feedback it ain’t that hard
But "you make tier list videos" is a pretty good one imo
they changed that since open beta so you're factually wrong
idk if you read my whole thing but all in conclusion what i said was
"damn it is still a skill issue because you only hit 56% of your shots even with ALL VISUALLY FIRED SHOTS calculated while you're standing still on a close target"
Selling popcorn for $5.99 get your popcorn here
Lmao I love good videos, i.e @vestal cypress as my favorite example.
alotta shi goin on in here cya ✌️
I can give you a dollar
and latency or lag or packet loss does not make you fking miss if the game has a good netcode
I’ll take one 
Heyyy! How's everyone doing?
Its a tierlist video thats entirely different
they didnt though if you want to proove that then send me a clip of it or even send me a screenshot of a dev saying they changed it
Good!! Wbu
jesus yall are at eachothers throats tn huh?
waht you hope is true isnt what is actually true
Good, just yappin
you?
Hey hey hear him out
It's a tier list from a "top 1%"
Can't sleep haha and just been chilling and binging greys anatomy XD
English only, I’m afraid yapanese isn’t permitted
Glad everyones good <3
any videos containing top 1% is instantly a video i dislike

why im leavin
same here! what season are you on? 👀
if it's top 0.1% then i might give it a try
Lemme pull up the video one sec
Yeah they’re about to smooch with this energy
15! Started Station 19 now toooo wbu?
Psh get outta here Jan wasn’t talking to you 
I just finished season 16 of greys… only 4 more to go
On a side note, this is the best part of using melee for the most part. I never have to worry about crosshairs lining up
unfortunate
frfr
idk man, every day this guy tries to make fun of me for the content i create on this game. its so mind boggling im not doing anything wrong. im posting it in the correct channel thats literally made for it and he sees it as material
or just use akm e.e
thats rat
lazy content fr
we spent so long wondering if we could that we never asked if we should, triple medium
Lets goooo im on episode 20 of season 15, also season 2 of station 19
He’s baiting you lmao
Also @neat quiver I'm curious as like one of the few flamethrowers lovers I knew, what do you think would be a perfectly balanced flamethrower if that makes. Atm it's not like horrible but the nerfs do seem a bit much imo
im beginning to think hes just a troll
dude i'm like 1/2 way through s15 on my rewatch too! (just hit s15 e10) although ive only ever watched the greys crossover episodes of station 19 (idk i just couldnt get into that show)
also on yet another rewatch of private practice because addison is iconic
its too much rn
He’s been baiting you from the start
needs les ttk
Triple riot shield wins
....
maybe
asshole tactics, act like a weirdo and saying its bait is the cop out? own up to that shit its just a bother to people
ak + ak + fcar
Its ass
What do you expect from a rat 
skill issue
Though I still don't respect tier list videos. they're yucky
Addison is amazingggg, I love Megan toooo
calm down issa discord chat bro
Especially one that isnt made for comedy but a "Top 1%" tier list
I’m not defending him, don’t rope me into this
tier list videos are somewhat irrelevant in a game like the finals
a game where you know, you play however you want to
facts
Skill issue tbh
I do love how many options the finals has for playstyles.
C4 S tier for sure
Enough of that convo before it gets carried away!
she's alright.. idk her plot kinda felt flat to me 🙃
gotta love alex always getting into trouble one way or another though
btw i think imma just upload the video
That I can't argue with.
Put those two in the timeout corner
its not a definitive "you should do this" list its only my opinions, its weird of him to attack me over it
100%
Alrighty lmao, should gimme
nuh uh, I'm done now. I be good.
oh if it's just an opinion then it's fine
most tier lists are just opinions eitherways
hey, I finally got my OB twitch drops
So far ive only seen a bit of Megan so idk how much more she'll be in it but I just like her vibe idk 💀💀
Its in #🌟┇videos-content
yeah i just wanted to share advice about how good i think the items are
thank you friend I watch now
@weak idol please remove this. So my eyeballs don’t have to see it
😭
the more important discussion for us to have
They did it before i could.
wtf was that message AAHAHHAAHA
CARTI JUST FUCKING DROPPED
Thank goodness
How many grapes can you fit in your mouth?
This is very important
Almost 20
Impressive
are there any codes to redeem for free?
This Richard dude needs a timeout or a ban ASAP
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAOO
Taken care of.
fair enough richard
executed on sight
new members be like
That shit was instant
Mods, twist his nuts
Damnnn he's been dealt with :0
Insane edit save
Tell me you’ve seen Samurai Champloo
Mods, make it so he can't reproduce
yes
LETS GOOOOOOO
@vestal cypress lmao that was actually great as always, I still can never tell if that fire thing at the end is a glitch or if some are just meant to stick to you.
@vestal cypress hey bb, spot? 🥺
Nah def a glitch
Very entertaining to watch though lmao. I also have no clue how you got that rpg snipe kill
the finals has the same anticheat as apex or no?
full rn
ye, EAC
I didn't even realize they flew that far
no wonder why 😭
fuck lmk
eac from apex experience is pretty
game needs more than anticheat rn, otherwise it's gonna go in H1Z1's direction
I feel bad for this guy 
To cheat in quick play mode for the finals is just sad 😩
Pretty sure it flies till it hits something
you mean every game that has eac
i mean vrchat has EAC LMAO
I feel bad for you. Light mode user.
???
This is important info, I will use this to get a cross map rpg kill one day
was making a joke
but yeah ur right
tf is that
A scream
bro let them be
people cheat on roblox too you should know that
alright still thought what about the shots for the rest of the shots that missed
hi chat.
That doesn’t sound any better 😭
are your eyes burning yet 
ok osu
GOES HARD
there's also cheaters in aimtrainers too @rotund juniper
They didnt miss they just took a second to load since you know YOU HAD PACKET LOSS
yeah but those are aimtrainers 😭
no i dont get why you would cheat on aimtrainers
YEAH NO FUCKING SHIT I HAD PACKET LOSS THATS WHAT THE WHOLE DAMN VIDEO IS ABOUT ITS A JOKE VIDEO THAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING I JUST HAVE BAD AIM IN
it's literally a tool to help you with the basics
thats what im saying, you gotta be down bad to go on those in the first place, to cheat on them is fucking stupid
Not the aimtrainers 😭
Almost lost my retinas
I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE
wait what?
yes people do that
read @dense salmon's messages hes saying no matter if my internet is bad or not itll still hit
awesome
lmao, sometimes people make no sense
IT DID STILL HIT MF
IT JUST DIDNT REGISTER FOR A SECOND TILL YOUR PACKET LOSS CAUGHT UP
ok so
Can I play kbm on console ?
most didnt and it also caused have my bullets to not hit
you know i think shooting 9 bullets isnt normal
MF IT HIT BUT SINCE YOU WERE LAGGING YOU COULDNT SEE IT KILLED
stop yelling we can all hear you
hes giving me autism i need to yell
i mean aimtrainers do help the people that does need actual help with the basics, just not the extent people expect it to
I hate it here
is arc raiders expected to release in Q3 or Q4 of 2024 ?
No u the stinkiest
Anyone know the command to see the different levels/roles and what they unlock in the server?
oH
lmao please tell me you made one for arc raiders or is that just the finals?
: (
(i havent seen any date or leak regarding arc raiders)
That spooked me
sorry
ah womp womp
I got one
So many finalists
Supa secret ark raiders leak
If you do I recommend not sharing it lol
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From the good old days when we had the copy pastas
yikes
I got a good one
It has been one day since I last played The Finals. Monaco is calling for me. I need to grind VRS to get enough to pay for the coveted V9S pistol, the best weapon in the game.
"Package for.. Uh, Timmothy?" an unfamiliar voice bellows from outside of my room. Incorrect. False. My name is not "Timmothy." I am a Finals contestant. I run through the door and look around. I activate my cloaking, looking around and about for the voice that has summoned me. I equipped my weapon, the knife. I see another player. An enemy. “Roommate”. I go up to him, as he is resting by a vault and backstab him. Dirty heavies. I then see if I have enough coins to cashout and win, but I did not have enough. I run straight into the door, as then a flashbang blinds my eyes, whilst the contestant screams at the sight of the other player that I backstabbed, which hasn't turned into coins yet. The contestant must be a light build, a filthy dasher at that. I use my taser on him as I leap onto him and use my knife to backstab him. He must’ve been carrying enough coins for me to cashout and win. I steal his coins and initiate the cashout. Now the other teams are after me. They have tasers which stun me in place. These diamond tier players are here to steal my coins. I scream and activate my cloaking. But it had proven obsolete as I had remained stunned. They used their batons and riot shields to knock me down. I try to tell them that I am going to win and get the coveted V9S pistol, as they call me insane. The players carry me inside a car. I woke up to a new map called Louisiana State Penitentiary.
as if fit happened just weeks ago
It was so long ago 🫡
quit believing everything you see bro explain this shot if it aint true
My guy it's been like 40 minutes, move on
i shoot where I think the middle of my screen is like usual
alright fine bro but people tryna argue about something they dont know is just something
can we get a 4v4 mode
im assuming season 1 bundle stays after store refresh? @weak idol
About time. It took 26 losses to get 1 win
It stayed after first refresh so yes
I am going to say season maybe.
@real lotus it’s just a copy and paste message
skill issue
Alright bro I’m going to sleep quit trollin
can we get a 5v5 plant and defuse mode with no destruction first to 15 🙏 (sar)
just carried a dude two man after our third left for a round and wiped 2 teams solo back to back iff the god damn dmr
nah destruction fire
i cant wait for the LLL meta 
Hi ashlyn 👋
haiiiiii karma!
How are you doing today?
light is really solid at dueling and shock nades are busted
What's a good arms / shoulder focused workout split
good! exams are over!
You took 40 minutes to get that video lmao im not bothering either
Nice! How do you think you did?
LEAKED THE FINALS COSMETIC??????
payday 3 :(
Who's wearing it? Shaggy from Scooby Doo?
good!
oh ive just encountered my first cheater
tbh i cant tell i think its pearl yes, shaggy from scooby doo
hey guys
yeah thats pearl
No way thats pearl
how’s everyone doing
pearl is the only one whos hair is slicked back like that
Sorry I ain’t committed to the discord argument 💀
anyone else rly disappointed by the price of the first dlc heist ,,, thats like a dollar per minute of gameplay 😭
Its not worth getting into an argument here
payday 3 in general was not worth it tbh
At least its on gamepass
Bro you spent 40 mintues getting a video to try and win the arguement💀
im having fun w it! but it definitely would be too overpriced if i wasnt scumming it w xbox gamepass/edge browser points
I didn’t spend a whole 40 minutes trying to get that exact shot I was with my family eating dinner
i was hoping additional heists would justify it existing but alas theyre each like 20 dollars
Marketing
I bet @vestal cypress is saying behind his screen “family? Dinner? Why would I be bothered with those things when I have my precious discord”
Me when i bring up something that doesnt relate to the arugment when i dont have any more points to make
Pilot license? What for!
goog idk who u think you are but we all fw troop so ur being stupid rn
I am loved by the people
yo
Guys guys, samurai is on rn we gotta chill rn
how’s everyone
Oh no
Doing great how are you?
no great tbh
You are loved by rats
I like when Samurai is on lol he keeps this server in line
Snake likes being put in his place?
Hope whatever might be going on improves mate
thanks
And the goblins
And the trees
Is the cat pet part of your hitbox?
I like discipline and structure lol
I am the lorax and I speak for the trees
@weak idol
I have not tested this but I would think no
Listen I only get invovled when things get out of hand other than that I am pretty laid back.
Quit mini modding bro I’ve sent that like 5 times before and asked mods if it was ok 💀
Just little to much.
Thanks for doing your job though samurai I’ll try tone it down on stuff like that around you
I do think your doing a great job
@weak idol Do you know if the cat pet is part of your hitbox?
Yeah I apologize if other CM allow this but on my shift I try to stick to the rules.
It is not.
@weak idol do any cosmetics change hitbox?
It should explode into coins and meow when shot
Not that I have heard of
Cat should have personal hp
Put that in feed back that is kind of cool.
Thanks for doing your job though* is what I meant to say sorry
Noooo I don’t wanna hear my pet get eliminated 🥺
No its all good, I thank you all for being a part of this amazing game and understanding that this is my job.
its not minimodding to ping a mod if someones being annoying af
me and a good friend are big payday enjoyers so we tried to like it but gosh its just so meh
good friend!
No if you all need me ping me I am cool with that. Dont over ping me I am always watching
Thanks pal!
@weak idol how long does it take for someone to get banned for cheating
Iv been called a mini mod and a bot a least a hundred times in #⚡┇the-finals-chat don’t let it get you down lol
I am not sure on the turn around, but understand they are working and looking through these.
cms are like gods; you pray to them to get what you want, and curse them when you dont
sounds good
unlocked every item except the stun gun and heavy shotgun 👍 my conscience is clear
Nah never
You call me the “good pal!”
i will, as soon as samurai goes to sleep 👍
be aware walker is not one to push either he is with me on my shift and after
dont worry CM | Samurai, I respect your divine intervention 🙏
The devotion to rules! goes crazy
i use stun gun anyways but mainly for ranked
i mean i dont like how samurai operates very much, and they know that, but like, theyre doing their job
Anyways it’s late I’m outa here
good night!
lmao
As a general rule tho we should all respect the mods and CM’s. Regulating this discord is alot go work and without it we have anarchy
Sometimes when upholding rules people wont always like it but its my job.
I didn’t catch what you said before goodnight so I’m gonna assume you actually just wished me a good night but miss spelled something
found the samurai alt acc 💀
i respect the cms because they havent muted or warned me yet 🙏
i respect momo and nate
Bro's hair looks like its about to fall off
I mean… have you ever seen me and samurai in the same room at the same time???
For legal reasons I am joking lol
i respect them and walker
(momo please let my family go)
havent seen enough of walker to make an opinion
Gear bot will get you though like he is on the watch for anything
@weak idol Do you know how long they take to reply to a support ticket? I just got false ban today.
I ❤️ the 🔥 and the 🐦
I respect that you all have favorites that is perfectly ok, I would never get upset.
he hasnt yet and ive sent 4k msgs
definetly not hurt
I do not but be aware they are trying.
well now i feel bad about it
i havent seen enough of you to make an opinion
that was 100% samurai
No worries, most of the time I am just reading and watching.
i think hes alright but needs more awareness of situations
I think it was momo’s shift at the time
bro what you did was like telling a chef the criticisms to their face after taking one bite 😭
i think it is better to have samurai than no cm soooo
not at all, i took four or five bites
i have had a whole ass full course meal of this man
Again all good, I actually appreciate all of you. I love the casual convos we can have.
amazing
We have momo, nate, samurai, and justice. (I dont know anyone else)
true
at this time of day, we usually just have samurai thouhg.
i get that its a bit hard to have awareness of situations when its 1 cm vs the world 🤷
wait what! Samurai is showing kindness 😨 !!!!! Fr
samurai is slowly learning to live up to his username
Guys what happens if I set my name as CM | then my name
you def need more support as one of the new guys
One of the rules says no impersonating as staff
True
please dont that is impersonating a CM and by rules is bannable
rare lowercase samurai!!
Bro really named himself CM | Balls
?
how long is the slowmode in this channel
use ur eyes xx
yeah I sent that message to see that
Like ten seconds
wht if he meant Clown Man instead of a Community Manager ?
u deserve life in prison
No still not allowed
Clan tag?
can we make our name like
Clown Man | koltino
Is there any rules that say I can post a pic of myself or a friend
look i forget it exists cuz dmr crazy enough with invis
would CM | Balls (Parody) be allowed
Cm punk
You guys are really tryna find a loop hole
hahahah omg
like on twitter
CM | Samurai ((NOT THE REAL ONE, JOKE))
this is how i have @reachthefimals
just gotta have parody stated
reachtehfimniminalslas
self promotion is bannable so i cant tell u guys to follow reachthefimals on twitter :(
But you just did
errrrrm
The fimals
My favorite video gane
idk what ur talkin abt
a team running double heavy and all grenade launchers... fuckin chaotic lmao
Im so upset the nade launcher sucks ass
I do wish the pump gl was competitive
rip junkrat gameplay
yeah... we may or may not have lost to them cuz none of our backups had a counter XD
hi guys
sniper inspect on monaco rooftop thumbnails go crazy
csgo inspect
kawaii paws skin?
is it?
oh the gun skin or the hands
the handns
looks like the hand wraps from the boxing outfit in the battlepass
well
what the fuck is that actually
wait it is the hand wraps and he must have some white shirt on
Triple heavy when all 3 know what they’re doing and abuse the canister 1 shot is borderline unbeatable
after watching the video for a bit, its the "elvis" shirt / the boxing handwraps (the gold clips into frame for like a second a min in)
(would not recommend)
Good morning everyone
Morning
snake go to sleep
Here's a cookie for you 🍪
I’m getting ready too lol
jag bein active for once
snake if iwas u id let that slide
But I’m watching the third Austin powers movie and it’s almost over lol
Let what slide?
Me into your DMs
Gonna leave us to slide up with snake huh?
Worthwhile choice
No I’m definitely sliding into bed lmao
With snake, yeah thats what i said
sleep now
Finneeee

LF1 Tourneys dm for inv
Hello car
wait theres a car?
car above my last message
i see two cars
thats a cat
car
Zoom
Hi Satire!
lumbago
hey karma!!!
How are you!?
Where do we go to report glitches?
I just joined the Discord to say there's a weeeeeird glitch that makes it to where I can't look in a certain direction
cold as fuckk how r u??
Yeah, just swap to a gadget and it'll go back to normal
Sad. I forgot to go to the store, so now I don't have anything except cook8es for dinner
how to we get our beta rewards? I never got them .-.
Oh okay
I mean I see that but I dont have em lol
Still report it, but that's how you get it to fix mid game
I did and thanks for the tip
There was also another sort of minor glitch
...what the hell is this chat cooldown time
Hey Karma, You doing good?https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562021589424799744/1004795814004150382/peepoCookie1.gif
That's not a gltich we all have that, That's so people doesn't spam messages
all you stinkii
I said those separately. I know it's not a glitch lmfao. Look at when I joined Discord
My bad English isn't my first language.
All good
How do you invite some1 to your party?
There's social tab on the top right
Then open that and click on the plus that should be right by their name
Maybe cause of crossplay I'm not sure
Is it lvl specific or do I need to link some sort of accounts?
It's not level specific or that. It should work just fine.
I'm doing. Don't know if good lol
Got it, TY
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You super stinky
no u
ok but cookies are kind of bomb
They're good, but not a meal. I'm gonna get fat(ter)😭
Just stay well and take care, Might be hard to stay in a good mood but keep trying. You've got this.
https://tenor.com/view/kirby-go-pat-waddle-dee-kirby-gif-24657356
You're red already what
I stay because of you guys. You all are the best
Also, I love that Kirby gif
Sending good vibes along with Kirby
Congrats, Here are some cookies for you
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562021589424799744/1004795814004150382/peepoCookie1.gif
I love how all the cookies fall out of his mouth after being crumbled. It'd like he loves the taste, but know they're bad for him
That's just alcohol abuse
@wise saffron Some cookies for you to celebrate your promotion.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562021589424799744/1004795814004150382/peepoCookie1.gif
thank u boss i am making FINALS GIFS
FOR THE PEOPLE
I heard we’re giving out cookies
Oh that's great show me when you're done with it.
So true
Do you need some too?
Maybe
Cookies specially for my sister.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562021589424799744/1004795814004150382/peepoCookie1.gif
kekekek they also work in #⚡┇the-finals-chat
Thank you
Yeah, but CMs don't like you using them. Just don't spam them and they mostly won't notice
behold tactical elvis
ohhh dang
nice
Oh ozai i finally finished my video
Do I get black air forces or old skool vans chat (it's summer where I am rn)
ayyy show me
I personally enjoy vans more
I got vans with skulls on fire
You a hypebeast or something?
I got these
Oh neat
damn they finally blocked all the headers
There were rose ones I wanted but they were never in my size or in stock
ayyyy nice
Thanks I wish I could’ve had more defib kills
i saw myself and explo
andy was in 90% of em
tho i dont know how exactly you died to the fire at the end
I only have one pair of vans
same
It got stuck to my riot shield
ahhh
It’s a funny bug
I wanna recreate it with a teammates but I just run at people instead
ayo
Hello hello
That looks nice af
They’re pretty clean
Wtf are those 😭
I would wear these to class
Vans x Qi Pao x Opening Ceremony
weaponizing spontanius combustion
Xi jinpling ahh shoes
Sorry you don’t have taste 
Have no idea who tf that is
President of china
current rotation of dictator
Fancy red and gold=China
Well it from a collab with a Chinese designer and Chinese company so yeah
Generally, yeah
Imagine not liking something because it looks Chinese
Show me your shoes
isnt that part of their flag?
Brother I'm chinese
off-topic 
Show me your light up crocs rn
lmao
Bro wears sketchers
I'm wearing old foam Nike shoes rn
That's why I said I was looking for new everyday feet wear
I don’t care about shoes so I have no idea wtf that is

The most basic nikes pretty much
I just generally hate shoe people
jan sittin in here not sleepin like hes 15 and his mom didnt see him sneak his ds
I like shoes but I hate “sneakerheads”
Fr I got my Nintendo DS under the covers
Didn’t know what to call them tbh but fair
Yeah imo the difference is sneakerheads only care about hype shoes or resell
up on that pokemon grind, i know the feel
Most of the shoes I have I like cause of the style, and I wear all my stuff
I got the action replay you feel?
They also have a skewed sense of what shoes look good
ayy
Still waiting on geforce now Support 
Yeah it’s like weird psyops in the sneaker world, the ugliest shoe will sell out because it’s hyped up
And everyone convinces themselves it looks good
It’s actually modern art people
It’s the same picture
How tf do you make your shoes fat
How do you walk in those 
I would pay half the price for those just to be funny
Most I would pay is like $20
I have a 2$ bill
coming soon to a TenorGIF near u @austere crag @brazen sapphire
-levels
so many animu gifs
Lets look like this