#🥚┇off-topic
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u sound like a crack addict
bro. those look like the bomb
But in reality he is just a sugar addict
lol ! i mean to each their own, some people like crumbly cookies i like mine soft chewy and warm
yes dude
i’ll get a cookie from panera and microwave it for a few seconds so the chocolate chips are gooey
exactly! the soft chippys hit 3x better
macadamia nut cookies with white choco chips 🤤
Is that you lusii?
whar
Ah nvm I thought you were someone else MB
i see
Same shit at that point
I mean
Sugar isnt as bad as drugs so
The chat died 😔
50CCs OF MOOLAH, STAT!


the thangsgiving foodie coma hit everyone hard rn
the coma is real
but also just gaming
It's 8am
12:55am fa me
Heresy
me after playing satisfactory for 30 mins, building 1 70 meter long bridge and a 3 belt bus
i literally used to fall asleep like this during my xbox days while i went fishing on elder scrolls online 😭

bro I kinda wish I could randomly fall asleep but I hit like 70% tired and I need a bed NOW or I wont be able to do anything cause of funny brain things
Have u tried Factorio
I wish it was a food coma that was the reason I’m not active. I’ve been at work since 4pm 😭
I did a long time ago and something (who god damn knows I dont thats for sure) ticked me off so much I refunded it, dont ask me ask me from like 6 years ago idk man. besides idk if me now would even like it cause of just how my brain works anyway I love satisfactory but it's incredibly hard for me to play for more than 30mins to an hour cause again, brain things
oh ok, maybe give it another try because the game has improved a lot :(
considering I go through games fast, I'm FUCKING RICH BABYYYYY and I have been wanting to give it an actual proper shot I probably will sometime 
slay
That and the other thing this gif says too 😔
No maidens
Hmm
Everyone alive?
❌
define alive
Im dyin of overeatin rn
the new ashe skin is pretty but im not getting the chroma
Barely 😔
Yall have good thanksgivings?
Im in france there is no thanksgiving 😔
o/ hii good morning
Mornin
Howsit going? :)
Decently, puttin my friends to bed now that they’re basically in food comas
Yo

Thanksgiving aftermath \*-*/
Yep
Why do u guys have thanks giving
I have so much leftover food and pie
Whatkind of pie :0
Why not? Its a chance to hang out with friends and family while sharing a good meal that will feed you all for weeks
Alright
Chocolate, sweet potato, and apple which i made myself
:0 can u send the apple pie? I'm interested in cooking! \~*^*~/
The pie or the recipe?
Just the pie is fine!
Sure
:D
which is the best cod zombies?
Mw2
the 2009 one?
Cod is boring now tbf. U waste money on the newest game for a brand new one to come out 5 months after
Thank you for reminding me I need to get the Zen skin
Yes 😔
Turkey, potatos, and carrots okay?
Yes am down for that 😔
Damn
Have a good eep!
gn :)
g
I remember talking about iems but I am in no way an expert since I don't own any. I'm in your position by also looking for good ones haha
Also good morning!
Goodnite!
Goodmornin!
goodmorning
Good(x) everyone!
morning everyone
How is offtopic doing today 
G
Hello
Hello
Morning my g’s
Morning my h's

Hope you're well fleeni
Had a nightmare so I don't feel that rested but it's Friday 
friiiiiiiiiiiiidaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 
Good to see you bear 
IT’S FRIDAY AGAINN
ITS FRIDAAAAAAY THEN ITS SATURDAY SUNDAY
Without any context this looks like an embark dev saying the release date. I know its not but I choose to believe it
Wait is it then or again?
It's then
Cause it's Friday then Saturday Sunday
Makes sense, guess I’ve said it wrong the whole time then 😵
ITS FRIDAY THEEEEEN ITS SATURDAY SUNDAY WHAT
WHAT
IT’S FRIDAYY THENNN ITS SATURDAY SUNDAY WHAATTT

Luda gets funky
Povich no
Its done
so u need a 3090ti to run epic :p #1166389193660969010
i hope more optimizing comes
My new assignment is shitty
no release date yet aside from a general “before 2024” 

Friday theeeen SATURDAY SUNDAY WHAT
Curious, can you name any other games that run unreal 5 on epic settings with anything less than a 3090 card?
?
idk, my 4070 runs this game on epic in 1440p at 139 FPS (locked) 😳
yeah when optimaization wasnt
the 980 was like 700
the components inside the 4070 is not worth 2 k

Also where are you even seeing 3090ti in the recommended epic reqs?
the 4070 ti is a 3090 ti
Wtf, definitely not. Also you missed a crucial piece of info: it's targeting 4k resolution with upscaling
thats not my problem
What
its that i shoudlnt need a 4070 if games were optimized better
Bro you realize it's for maxing out everything at 4k, right?
How about you make more money so you can just buy a 4070 then
take the last of us part 1 a old asf game that can run on a ps3 ported to pc it wasnt optimized correctly making rtx cards fall to there knees
That's a completely different story imo
It’s just that simple, why don’t you just get rich and buy a 4070 homie
Chip, what are your specs and what is your native resolution for your monitor?
No need to push that, not a good vibe 
i can buy 10 4070ti if i wanted to nvdia aint getting my money a 4070 is not worth nearly 2 k in australia
Chip answer my question please
the 4070 is like $600
Toast
i no there much more expenisive in australia
Change your pfp to a toast
Being bored out of my mind in a lecture
oh yeah, I only know EU prices, that might be true
Keep in mind 4070 isn't even the top tier gpu today, and we're using that as a reference for epic settings. I feel like that's pretty crazy for a game today. Look at Alan Wake 2 and their recommended specs. We've worked really hard on optimization, and to push fidelity at the same time. I hope we reach a point where all players can play and enjoy the visuals 
i have 3 1440p monitors running a 1080ti
i7-4790k
Then you will be able to max out the game on epic without RTX and get over 60 fps. Just so you know
ik
its not my point
Then what are you trying to argue for?
#discord-feedback message
This made me laugh
game devs doing there job and optimizing games
You are using a card that is 7 years old, and you're able to max out an unreal engine 5 game on 1440p. This game is very optimized if you ask me
3 white names in a yellow trenchcoat
proably is but the finials is dogging on ociena servers
Take a look at the recommended epic RTX specs again, you missed crucial info: it says 4k resolution target requires a 4070
Same logic tho 
There were no Oceania servers during beta
why not :p
have you played yet? I think so, right? there were many people surprised about the good optimization, including friends of me with a rather shitty PC, that's why people may get irritated when you tell otherwise.
i did play the beta i had 60 hours on it
Idk, I'm not a dev
To me it looks like you're just yapping without any basis for your argument. So imma just not respond anymore lol
2k? Your country hates gaming
ok we can all agree nvidia and amd are greedy bitches and a 4070 should not cost over 400
fr it sucks QwQ
My 7yo PC that can't keep up with tarkov could run the finals perfectly fine even when a whole building was collapsing around me
I played every beta with a 1080
not when ur ping is 200 and it makes ur pc go from 170 fps to 30
s
I could max the game out on 1440p using a 3070ti
even when a whole building was collapsing around me
Is that an argument in this game? Or is the whole point to be optimized so that destruction does not increase load at all
my game ran med graphics 200 fps on 2060
You ping makes the game run worse? whqt
Yes it is since your PC has to process particles too from destruction
no sense
ping and internet speed affect ur fps
if it doesnt do that it will make ya gpu stutter till it looks like ur playing on a toaster
No, fps and server latency are not connected. Game optimization is really on point for this game. You having a poor latency to an open beta game is a different matter.
u try playing a game on 120fps with 200 ping
it will not look like 120 fps
I'm aware, but don't come calling it optimization. That's a different matter friend
optimization is everything
What's going on
Anyone getting something nice on black friday?
Only boredom
This is one of the most basic things you could know as a gamer but you do not, so it is weird that you would talk about optimization 🤔
You can ruberband from spawn to objective and moonlwalk across the map with 300 FPS
Let's just drop the subject, no point in continuing it when a dev themselves have said that
I finally decided on which jordans but when I went to order them they weren’t available in my size 😐
They still have not understood and I am just explaining, why drop it

Because it's useless to continue. You waste energy that could be spent on something else tbh
What if I have 10fps with 100 ping
Then you get 1000 morbillion dollars to go see morbius!!!!
I've been eyeing a pair of new balances but they're not on sale 
I can judge that by myself
I like explaining things to people who don't understand rather than dismiss them
Morbid!
I mean a dev for their own game already explained it. But sure, you do you
I need to buy a new winter coat
Thanks for giving me permission
I never told you what you could or couldn't say, but sure let's go with that narrative
I like you more when you sleep better 
Good quality
If they’re nikes there should be a sale code up right now for 25% off
Meant that liking to explain stuff is a good quality to have
Already have too many AF1's and they're not great for slippery winters 
I need a pair of timbs badly for this winter. They're god damn expensive yo 
I just noticed how hard I butchered that lol
Have you bought anything during BF so far?
@hoary eagle Do you live in Sweden? Any winter coat brand you would recommend?
Anyways cya'll
Not yet! I'm gonna head to kista/MoS and see what I can find
Not sure honestly, so many different ones. Depends on your price range and style preference!
I remember Canada goose being the big hype as a teenager, everyone would sell an arm and a leg to get one lol
I have never bought a coat myself in my life, so any brand that comes to your head when you think good quality and warm
LOL yup! Everyone having one in high school
I saw the name of this brand for the first time on someone's coat yesterday bruh
Time to be a silly goose
I’m gonna need someone to edit a bear with AF1’s now

2 different pairs for each set of feet?
Ok so the budget is not 4 figures 
What brand are you even looking at?
I just woke up to go to the bathroom, i'm strongly resisting the urge to help enlighten that guy. Y'all are so calm, cool, and collected; it's impressive. @hoary eagle Stay strong! (btw what NB's were you looking at?)
Canada Goose is dummy expensive
@rotund gyro what size Timbs (or even sneakers) do you wear?
ignore this
the 580 gore-tex kombu green 👀
They really really are, but they're semi-worth it if you live in a harsh climate. If you take care of them, they can last you forever too basically. I prefer layering, personally with certain synthetic materials, but man, they are nice.
I always go for the Radfords since they're very good at gripping during winter 😄
Those are fire, nice taste Sir.
I feel you, but what size are you? ;p
43 in EU size measurements
What does "I prefer layering" mean
Idk what that would be in the US
Damn. It's a 10.5 roughly, i'm a size 12, so EU 42-43. I have a pair of Timbs I was gonna ship to you that I wore once and haven't touched. :/
Absolutely no need my friend, but I really appreciate the thought 
I don't care about clothes, I'm already fed up with looking for a coat and it's been 15 minutes only
Am I the only one who actually enjoys shopping for clothes and shoes? It's hella therapeutic wandering around in a mall lol
Uhh, well, for a few reasons (not just the fox fur; I know they have faux hoods, but they picked real fur for a reason. It's particularly great at blocking out wind/cold. No judgements). But i'm usually really active throughout the day, But you can wear multiple different layers basically and trap your body heat in, and block wind and what not. There's more reasons than that as well, but just personal preference I guess.
No man, I love clothing, shoes, fashion in general. Retail therapy is real as a mf haha I feel that 100%

Chelseaboots + pantalon + turtleneck goes hard
I have a list of different clothes combinations on my phone when I'm indecisive of what to wear haha
look up US SF PCU Cold Weather Layering, if you feel so inclined.
yasine, may i know the story behind your pfp?
You may!
😮
smart lol. I just end up usually staying in a general pallette (with some flexibility) that's in season and just mix and match based on what i'm feeling that day.
Here is a picture my colleague took when we were in the alps. Little did they know, I photobombed it with my suffering
Jealous, it's on the bucket list haha
havent seen that one in a while! 
Despite me telling you this, I am actually not suffering (that much). My positioning is how you get yourself up with the snowboard
you lied to us!
It was my first time, and I loved it to bits! I had been skiing before but found it boring but I found my new winter hobby with snowboarding!
Comin' through
👉 
I miss being a popular person on the server :c
I'm not popular povich, you have a legacy to uphold. I do not
Well, I don’t have time for that anymore QQ
do we have any popular people except the CMs Mods Embark staff and some green ones'?
I loved being memeable
yeah both are pretty fun imo. I tried skiing first as well b/c Dad, but grew up skateboarding so just had to break it to him one season lol
Well popular might be an overstatement
Hope he was okay with it haha
This is gold though
@feral ice can you refresh our minds from the olden days?
Like this ol’ beauty
He was, he said it made sense. Funnily enough, that's when I shattered my wrist, and my esports career ended. 😅
Just take a stroll down the pinned messages. It's a beauty of memes
NOOOOOOO
we still love you!
ive returned
^
infiltrated your message sorry
Haha sorry for my vanity outcry
Unlucky, but c'est la vie... I went a little too late in the season so it was kinda slushy, and some idiot cut across the trails when I was about to go off of a jump.
In other news.. my new mobo should arrive soon so I can repair my pc and safely DOWNGRADE IT
Stop being jealous, or you get the belt

BECAUSE GOD FORBID they have last gen’s mobos in stock
Slay queen
Come at me, I LIKE THE PAIN 
That's how I landed! 😄
No you don't. You think you do, but you don't
do it
LOL
now i want to be popular, how does one become this
Join in august 2022
I'm about to get some groceries and idk why but I'm hella hyped for some (cold) cocoa/chocolate drink
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
Omg I am going to get chocolate drink
😂
what about june 2023?
Be a on-topic Finals Memelord
Povich....
Don't be cynical
I’m not.. its probably the only way you gain traction in a large community :c
Do read the #🟥┇rules first
I was not asking why but what it means. I guess it is self explanatory though, and I do enjoy layering 
Will do 
how about i just talk to people and join the convos? 😄
Yes. That is the way
Nah
(Whip me)
What are you trying to gain traction for? 🤔 Do you know something we don't?
No
no ty 🙂
Popularity?
Povich, you're not you when you're caffeine deficient. Have some cafecito
No I got chocodrink because @gleaming ether said so
or an unhealthy but yummy energy drink, i got one with cherry taste (doesnt taste like cherries at all) and one with blueberry, which one you want?
Should have had an espresso shot in there then
hell yeah
That would make it a mocca
Yes
i should maybe try a mocca then, that might be some "form" of coffee I'd maybe like tasting :P
give it to me
Or me
i mean too sweet is shitty too
I think its also called a Wiener Melange
No
Aka Vienna
you have to become the onion!
No, a melange does not contain chocolate
A Wiener melange grinds the coffee beans with sugar, and then serves with half coffee, half milk foam
Johannes gets it haha
God I hate mobile typing
When game release

I thought you were doing static typing
Out
GET OUT TOST
at least he wasnt doing dynamic typing
Johannes. You know what day it is today?
johannes, can i become unofficial embark staff just for fun? 
It appears to be snowing day (looks out of the window)
and unemployed
Funny because I was talking about onions with a friend yesterday
Because there is a mmorpg in which I set on a quest to have the most onions across all players so I have a few hundred thousands
I am onion man
Yes. But what does this specific day mean for this server?
I was in the finals chat and thought I was in here. I was like “why so many people asking about the game release”
i think i was fun
Interesting… I guess that explains why only cheap kiosk machines do that kinda stuff
I never had it but I remember some colleagues being very enthusiastic
Do you eat them..
No
Damn 10 second cooldown. Chat must have been good recently
public static void main(String[] args){
System.out.println("
");
}
Been a few days
I’m never doing that on a phone ever again.
LOL
For now. So let's keep it that way please 
Yes please. No butts and no toes
@spice thorn just defeated ||stormcaller||
Btw Lyon, is your name pronounced like the French city or like lion?
Technically the first probably. My name is super French, but it’s just my last name. - I just never bothered to use my Alias when I joined (I actually think I couldn’t switch it for some reason as a server profile). I’m probably going to change it soon… way way too many people are jocking my steez now.
Something tells me this game isn't written in Java D:
Ty! ^^. I like yours as well
« ^^ » user = French
Something tells me a part of it might be hahaha
Mdrrrr
No, it's written in Assembler :3
yall making me consider using my last name as my nickname, and idk if i should and which one to choose
I will never use my last name as my nickname... People in my country would just make Spongebob jokes about it 😐
oh :/'
It just fit for me and I didn't think about it since. You go with what you're comfortable with.
It’s probably written in at least 4 tbh, 5 if you’re going to count assembly… lots of C++ and rust… but assembly is just a go-between LLPL called “bytecode” so the computer can read what instructions you wrote for it. I guess you got me there on a technicality lol. - I also have clue what I’m on about, I’d ask one of our fine men and women in Blue!
But okay, I clearly need more sleep. - Have a good rest of the day EU friends. Catch y’all later hopefully! Enjoy the Black Friyay deals. 🤙🏼
only problem is both my last names are very uncommon so it would be easy to find my family :p
Then I suggest you don't do it
actually I was just making a joke xD
But true, probably most higher language code actually gets translated to Assembly, so I guess I wasn't even that wrong
PS: gn8
French one
Y’all still talking in here that’s wild?
why wouldn't they
I’m more into X Defiant
ok
What's wild about it? I'm confused
what is bro cooking
What are y’all cooking
IMO there’s a strong chance of this game not even coming out
Also we’re slow mode I don’t have a choice
ur talking about xdefiant right 
Suiiiiii
Man I sure loved Hyperscape
same
Hell nah
Y’all really hanging out in here in slow mode?
somewhat
yeah right, 10-seconds slow-mode! that's so terrible, I can't express myself freely
hi guys ive been away from home for a while, any clue when the game is re opening?
You’re all bots okay
next time try to troll less obvious lol
o/ hii chat

What
CENSORSHIP
lol I’m invisible and it takes 4 hits from my sword to kill you
This is offtopic chat, shush
Im callin you french
Are there people still playing this game?
I am
This queue is taking too long
Surely
There’s colors and locks that look like I can’t play
I’m not convinced y’all can play either
nah, the open beta has ended like two weeks ago. they're aiming for a release this year though and very recently said they're still on track
Trolled
playing like trash this match 
Why
cheaters
You played that game tonight?
yes
How?
Anemo, stop trolling the poor person 
Sorry, I was 🧢
Stop trolling each other, why is this a forum
second to last match 2 weeks ago was a win tho
You're a forum
nice character drip
thank you shes a baddie
the finals actually allowing more than shoulder length hair made me so happy.
big win for sure
No stop
I play the finals currently too
He zoomin
Is this game doing anything?
ohter than triggering my depression, no
we wait here for the finals
Aight well love y’all, see you when any game happens
you'd know all about that
if you want you can get the Game Updates role at id:customize so you get pinged when there are news
No thanks
I’m the guy who killed you all with the sledge
🧢
you don't exist?
Nobody can beat me with my weapon
I guess
ill take you out with a gas nade and fcar
No sledge can defeat me
And a wink
I hope they add private servers
Everyone but me is a bot and this game will probably never be anything
Replied so quick
he do be joking though guys don't worry
I do be joking
Wrestling memes are rough cause they’re all framed badly
it's all a lie though they don't even hit each other they're just chillin
Also I’m The Rock and y’all like John Cena
hi
I’m undertaker and y’all kain
These words mean nothing to me
Nothing means anything to you
The thing I am infinitely confused about, is who tf is playing this game and why is it a conversation
wtf you're gonna tell me father christmas isnt real as well??😢
Like I’m Thanksgiving drunk in here
it's November, I haven't said it yet
are you really? I was geniunely thinking you were trolling at first. this is the off-topic chat btw, usually we don't talk much about the game here, but yeah it just had an open beta and many are waiting for it to come out, like take a look into #⚡┇the-finals-chat. I guess you played it yourself, why are you so confused about that? :D
Sorry didn’t know y’all just hang out here
I joined this discord when it mattered
And wasn’t expecting some like contingent
Weeb gif
People exist
and then they don't
True
Hey @vestal cypress if you ever hop on and wanna help me with something stupid. Do got any really cool fire barrel kills?
We can change that
Also true
Best gif
Ballin
Amen🙏
Wowowowowowowwoo
Yeah that'll be nice
prove it
Check behind your ear in the mirror
I don't have ears
Skill issue tbh
True
Go buy some from the ear store
you know any good ear store that are cheap?
Yeah, its called a butchers shop tho
Good pig ears, deer n cow ones too.
no human ones?
usually the ears are removed before they get to the butcher tho 😔
i'll try my local butcher shop
we have a lotta hunting here too, don't usually have ears tho 💀
Do you clean em yourselves?
you can get some other choice meats 😳
you can if u want, we just pay the $10 fee and then get a deep freeze of deer and wild buffalo mince and other things
very nice to hunt tho, get like half a years worth of meat for $70
well, I know a guy... for a price

got one of these in my sights rn
The local shop i typically go to has some boar sausage, gotta say, some of the best ive ever had
You wanna come down an go on a huntin trip wiz?
you can come down here instead 😈
You got boar?
lemme check
if it's not cheap then I can't get it
I've never seen a deer like that(assuming this is a deer)
was it tryna become a zebra?
we have bushpigs which are these lads
Technically it's an antelope
You follow the ol “gunner gets the oysters” rule?
they have tiny tusks but they are pretty sharp
That the one where the guy who kills eats the kidneys
Sure, the kidneys, thats what the oysters are.
lmao... nasty
oh these are the animals with the weird mouth
Its a guy thing
its a gross thing
So are you
well you either get the kidneys or the liver or a piece of the intestine depending on if it's your first kill or naw
oh wow
wtf is this creature
Ill explain in dms
is it the testies?
I mean I'll eat gizzards and heart sometimes but I don't wanna eat its genitals, all yours
I googled antelope and this came up
Yeah, yeah.
ah yeah no lmao
I don't like liver, liver taste nasti
Agreed
it's such an ugly lil man
Gotta get a good thin slice of tongue
No thank you
you can keep that too
Cow tongue is leet ngl, haven't had wild tongue
Face cheek not butt cheek, but both are good if cooked right
I just pick and choose the parts im okay with, you can have the rest
Depends on if you help with the cleanin
of course, deer is best fresh
Im thinkin bushpig rn
I'm not a big pig fan but never tried bushpig specifically, I'd need to try it
Exactly my thought process, never had it, might aswell try. Ive wanted a good pit fire and its always better with friends
Thats downward dog lmao
don't think you lift your legs like that 😳
white tail deer, antelope and...
You dont, you do lift your butt tho
what is that bison?
Bison
Very huntable
my wolf instincts agree unless its diseased.
its africa. take any perception you have of an animal then add some extra lines and a weird face
Goddamn furries
Riiight i forgot wiz lives in africa
no u
It's an Eland (Antelope), a Kudu (Another Antelope), an Impala (Yet another) and a Blue Wildebeest (Gnu which is also an Antelope)
ugly lil buggers
He knows his prey animals
Leave em alone, let them be ugly in peace 
I didn't know you could hunt an open-source, native analytic database designed for clustered platforms like Apache Hadoop @raw vault
Id be down for an africa trip to go hunting with ya wiz
Gotta kill some of them or they will destroy the eco system
Let them. Humanity has failed
Would be lit fr, it's just a bit expensive for the larger ones
The kills cost money?
You think you'd be hunting for free?
Figured a license
Yeah I've seen in SA rich people pay too hunt lions and shit... like THOUSANDS
Thats not my goal lmao
Ozai wants to hunt 50 lions
Well you pay an upfront cost and you get guaranteed that species of animal, there are open hunts where you aren't guaranteed any kills
Ahhh thats kinda cool
The hunting trips here are much more like bushveld camping
very ugly antelope, looks like a sickly bison
Wolf you comin for the hunt?
Cos they aren't fed chemicals on an american farm
Yeah we don't do that usually, the exotic hunting trips are extremely expensive and usually the exotic animals aren't as populous so you actually muck about with the natural balance
the lions specifically are very slow to multiply so killing em is not advised
Im more in it for good eatin, not exotic bragging rights
Isn't the land usually private and exotic animals are bred specifically to be hunted
I wanna try caribou
Well they are given their own pride territory on a farm or wild animal farm but as far as i know there's restrictions on hunting even bred predators
I saw it on a documentry years ago. Can't remember what show it was now though

if im terminally ill i wanna wrestle a gator, thats my wish for the make a wish foundation if it ever happens
good eatin in these as well
Thickums
massive lads
I am awake now RAHHHHH 
Jimmy JAAAAAAM
YASSSSSSSS 
okay, now we have a bffalo
A beefalo
b e e f
good thing about south africa is that we have a crap ton of natural diversity and a crap ton of animals
Do your multi species antelope taste similiar or large difference in taste
They taste different depending on the buck, the bigger ones are more fatty and tastes less like venison, where the small ones are more pungent
Whats your favorite slice?
I don't usually go for any specific slice, i usually get them minced and use them for various dishes like that, my uncle usually takes the big cuts and makes biltong with em
I wouldn't mind eating moose again, it was really interesting.
I dont think i wanna hunt a moose
absolute chad way to eat em
Gotta be honest, id rather not fight a truck with a gun
Use ya hands instead
i wouldn't even fight a moose with a truck
The moose is the truck
More than a truck, they are like truck^truck
Try rub aged?
they have their own unique flavor so can't really compare it, but the marbling isn't something you want to eat
It's air dried with salt, vinegar and like 30 spices imagine like jerky but much better
It's actually the best
I can imagine
its expensive to get dried meats in U.S unless you make it yourself. outrageous
It's an old dutch tradition coming from the first settlers in ZA, they used to dry it with vinegar and saltpeter

Now we dry it with normal salt and all the spices, you also get differen varieties like wet or dry, fat off cuts or lean etc.
i personally like the wet fatty ones cause they are less tough, more beef flavour and the fat is still soft
Nonono, gotta have it with the fat like that, makes it better. What spices would you add?
the traditional mix (which is the best one) is, rock salt, roasted coriander, roughly ground black pepper, and brown sugar
Count me in.
can get funky with it and add cumin, curry powder, cloves, garlic powder etc.
Was thinkin cloves, maybe a bit of curry powder too
That last one reminds me of chicharron
also bonus points for biltong is that because it's cured meat without smoke or whatever you retain the natural flavours and any bacterial situation get's handled by the salt and acid
Nice
coriander oil also stops the growth of bacteria on the meat so it's perfectly safe to eat and amazing
This is just makin me hungry at this point
Same
I just figured that you can mention someone if you tap on their name on phone
Cant hunt and cook it
we also have a dried sausage variation
If i ever made a trip to africa, ima hit you up for a food tour
We eat a lot of meat here 😳
Can I come?
like actually a crap ton, meat is the main part of every meal
Could care less about the showy spots and views, gimmie the good food and im happy
Works for me
Sure
Weeee
average south african meal, meat and garlic bread
also some vegetables hidden in the foil
usually do that after an evening of jaegermeister
Duuude pizza with dry aged meats
🔥 had a dry aged steak recently and it knocked my socks off literally
I go to work todai, goodbai 4 evah
I can bake, if we hunt a bushpig and make some sausage we can get some dry aged slices and make a good fuckin pizza
omg... I want it all
Have fun
I still have like 8 hours I'm just letting the idea marinate.. like a sounding board
I’ve spent too much time on the internet
impossible
I needed a minute to understand what you meant because i got a very different mental images
Dw about it
tf is a sounding board 😭
Cheese and meats
On a plate
Not a ton of em, just lil bits of different cuts and preparations like a taste test
think that's a smorgasbord
Ikr
sounding board is apparently a board you put behind a pulpit to amplify the speaker's voice
Thought that was a backboard
backboard headboard soundingboard smorgasbord
the world would collapse without the word board
Or we’d find a new one
could never
Wizboard
Wizword
Boardard
all these jaegermeisters 😳
That you bud?
Nah i have hair
LMAO
To my knowledge ill have hair my whole life
Both sides of my family have hair until death in the early 100’s
same i think, only thing running in my family is atherosclerosis and related
Sociopathy runs in mine
think the only brain thing in my family is like ADHD and some kind of "simply built different" streak
my grandad was definitely a bit of a character, the type to try and make butter in a washingmachine
Nice
LMAO
he did actually try that 💀
I thought I had pic permission
only in #⚡┇the-finals-chat do you have embed permissions 😄
gotta get to red role first for everywhere else
the long grind
not a grind if you enjoy chilling within this community! 
we can only talk about food so much!
Disagree
We can talk about food for hours dont lie to em
Someone say food
ngl yeah we could talk about food for the rest of time
You missed the dry aged meat convo
Man, God didn't have to create salt on the same planet as meat but here we are and i am all for it
gonna make cheesy bacon macaroni and beef tonite
lies
true
Niiice
Food is the best
i didnt know that was a thing
That's the thing homie, if you can imagine it you can make it 🫡
doesnt always mean itll taste good though 😔
True but you just gotta imagine something good
livin ur best life ong, nap well
do you have a triple one too
4 hours sint enough for anyone
LOL. Crazy. How u finding The Finals. It’s fucking lit huh. Let’s play when it comes out 👊
IT'S SO FRICKCING WARM
100% we have to dude crazy seeing you in here 
I've been loving it, it's such a fun game but now I have withdrawals
I got the basic 360 aio from EK, it's great.
africa
want to die
Bro said withdrawals 😭😭😭 nah fr need it to come out asap. I’ll tag u once it’s out let’s run it
usually happens
im definitely good the exams were not bad overall
@raw vault lmao nice name change mr programmer
coder eleet
my C++ devs where you at?
holy shit i feel so empty after studying hard since 3 weeks ago
dying of old age
i feel that... currently trying to fix some code for work that is mac exlsuive while only having a windows PC so like cant test shit... lets just hope QA is decent
here 
oh yeah gg go next
🫡 goodluck soldier
hope u got good CI tests lol
also fuck apple for objective c++ like why
real and based
the day im forced to write a .ccp2 file i quit.
wait planetside 2 player
yeeee i am.
tragic, hope you get better soon
game dying but aye not much i can do.
I love planetside2
bro i played like 6 hours of connery tn god it gets so fucking dead now
worse than briggs when it was properly dying
man FUCK obj c++
i pretty much only play Jaeger events now adays because atleast then i can guarentee players.
God really went "here's the whitest person in existence, where shall I spawn him" and placed me in fricking africa
ah i mean fair, ive just been fucking around bolting with 6x
in SA no less
best place to be tbh compared with the rest of afrique
i want moonshot dir cause its the only bolt that 1 taps resist heavies :)
true but you got the shortest end of the stick lmao
yes, best part of africa. also the most southern + loadshedding
globally yes lmao, but it's ok the new dutch gov is Pro Dutch South African so maybe they will finally help us against all the stabbies
you'll prolly get aid
i personally love the railjack even tho its so off meta its painful
hopefully, won't speak on their other policies but i would support any of the gov parties that support us
dude i used to cqc bolt with railjack HAHAHA god its so funny but so hard
isnt the new dutch prime minister like a full on xenophobe? dont they wanna ban islam from the country 😬
i need a compilation of this lol
i havent made a clipdump in a hot minute
real
Yes on xenophobe i think but then again my whole country is that 💀 so that's not gonna influence me, not sure about islam claim
actually i lie i made one in sep but its old-ish clips
I live in the UK so not much better
UK is fine you don't have people killing people for being from Zimbabwe and taking "their jobs"
Should prolly not get political before they warn me or smth 💀
@high igloo ello bestie hru
i’m good -.- tried to sleep since i have to be alive at normal human hours today
mission failure
how r u
am foine, playin games then gonna study maths again 🫡
wat game
Vermintide, i got all the character dlc's for a few bucks :D
ayy that’s awesome :) a lot of my friends enjoyed that game
good taste fr
what maths
why maths 😔
literally the biggest reason im doing an IT major rather than CS lmao. Can only do CA and Pre Calc
im asking because it's half my degree lol
poor soul
which is really painful
what maths have you taken
descreet again cause i have to retake
calculus, linear algebra, analytic geometry. And because its mathematics and computer science degree we see a more advanced calculus then what computer science and other engineer degrees see
i am so sorry
as I said, that's why I'm doing an IT major instead. I like technology rather than the theory of it 💀
yeah wish i had the choice lol im thinking of dropping out
i will try going freelance, if it sticks i will definitely drop out of school
i mean math is hard, if you're good at it might as well stick with it
As someone who dropped out, don’t
its not that i dont like maths, its just i wont use %60 of the maths we learn in the future
i love calculators is all imma say
this is true. What's the focus of your major?
which hits my motivation to study
Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen
focus of my major? wdym exactly lol
Gm jag
Embed failure moment
I mean you have a major, and then specializations within said major. IDK where you live but that's how it is where I live. Maybe I should ask what job you're going to try to do.
Like I'm gonna major in IT with a focus in cybersecurity
oh, yeah i can do everything coding related. And if i want to use the %40 of the math i told you about before data science is the way to go
what
slow
might as well lmao, data science is good paying I think.
It is
yeah its pretty dope if im able to be one, its kind of a finishing point tbh
what?
going to try coursera courses to put in my portfolio and a few projects as we dont learn anything useful in uni tbh
yo guys whats up with vpn
brb have some work to do, cya later guys
Elaborate
Whatsup guys
why
Why not?
🔥
just saw a few chats about people using vpn to zimbabwe
bro got the neon brakes /s
HAPPY WEEKEND YO
Was up fellow off topic rats
Not yet
for me it is 😄
Lucky
will be for you soon np 
(I am on vacation, it does not matter)

How’s life
good now that i finally got to the weekend 
:?
go
It’s so peaceful in here
How’s everyone’s day !?
@violet horizon white name with a history of promoting/sharing scam links (i can't remember) offering services unrelated to the finals again

great, how about yours? 
Good I’m glad, It’s going thanks for asking!
@white stirrup can you explain yourself
Pretty sure they must have been warned already since they have no message history meaning everything they sent has been moderated and deleted... Why be so shy with the hammer 
Hammers gotta ham
Or kunai in this case 
Weird bio 🤔
Wdym
Is it a quote
Ya
And who said this weird thing 
A vet talking about ptsd
Even with context I don't get it
Anyone wanna guess what its time for?
it's time to play video games and chill???????
What we playin chief????
That and popcorn!
I can’t find it so I’ll just explain. This guy went to Ukraine for a month or so, and gets ptsd because he killed someone, and he talks about it like ‘my ptsd isn’t as bad as other veterans’ and the interviewer disputes it a little bit and says the line.






