🥚┇off-topic

[trim wind]

The new baristas are struggling

[cinder wedge]

what a steal hoooly

[trim wind]

Second attempt

[ornate maple]

You got two coffees?

Damn

Someone's eepy

[rotund gyro]

Anxiety overload

[trim wind]

Nah I’m fine

[nocturne tundra]

Always

[strange basalt]

[lament musk]

no cake today? are you on a diet?

[ornate maple]

I spy an empty plate!

So maybe the cake just wasn't presentable

[ornate maple]

[hoary eagle]

muuuch better, still a lil' bit fluffy for a flat white.. and too crisp for a cappu I'm terrible sorry

[ornate maple]

Wth is this coffee knower chat

[trim wind]

I’m never gonna take you to this place

[hoary eagle]

I'm way to kind to people to ever mention this to anyones face. Even if they burn the coffee I'll say thank you so much and just never go back.

[trim wind]

Hahaha

The pressure is on

[trim wind]

Nah it was a poached egg

[rustic ravine]

https://www.topmiata.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/carbonmiata-hardtop-spoiler.jpg

@high obsidian This as fiberglass

Or with this texture

[high obsidian]

Thats carbon isn't it? It has the cross hatching

Either way
It looks sick

[rustic ravine]

Forged carbon fibaah

[high obsidian]

I had to order from Poland to get a roof spoiler for mine
Fiberglass was only option

[rustic ravine]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0709/4645/files/7fvy8wyz6esz_large.jpg?v=1533949321

Forged carbon fibaaaahhh

[high obsidian]

It just goes so hard

[rustic ravine]

I’m so tempted but it’s so expensive

[high obsidian]

Maybe if you just want it painted go fiberglass and use the spare cash to get a matching splitter or canards?

[rustic ravine]

If I get the fiberglass one I won’t even need to paint it

It would be so much cheaper

But carbon would be so much cooler 😩

[hoary eagle]

what car is it for?

[high obsidian]

I wish they had a carbon fiber rear diffuser option for this
The fiberglass one is too flimsy

[rustic ravine]

El miat 👀

[high obsidian]

Miat

[hoary eagle]

poggers x2

[rustic ravine]

Qorn’s car is much cooler than mine but he won’t accept it

[high obsidian]

That's gonna look so slick with the roof wing

[rustic ravine]

I still have to install the side mount for the plate as well

[high obsidian]

Then a turbo

[rustic ravine]

No no no

[high obsidian]

Or the twin charge

[rustic ravine]

Twin charge 👀

[high obsidian]

Yeeeeee

[rustic ravine]

Yes yes 🫡🫡🫡

My little future pocket rocket

[high obsidian]

Absolute pocket rocket

[rustic ravine]

Gotta keep the headlights down for the aero

[high obsidian]

I've been looking at standalone ecus for the 13
They're just so expensive

[rustic ravine]

Are they?

[high obsidian]

If I had an Sr engine it would be so much easier

[rustic ravine]

How much

[high obsidian]

Like 3k

Without install and new maf sensors and stuff

Nobody made parts for the CA engine

[rustic ravine]

The fuck 😭

Is that just ecu’s in general or those specific ones

[high obsidian]

Forging the engine cost about 3.5k
I can't afford that again

[rustic ravine]

Sell a kidney

Rob a bank

Marry a rich person

[high obsidian]

Nah most cars can get a decent standalone for 1k
But because of the odd engine
They need to be custom made to match the wiring

I just want launch control

And a stable air/fuel mix

[rustic ravine]

Do u need it tho

That you do need

[high obsidian]

Yeah
The CAS on the engine for timing atm
You literally slacken 3 bolts and adjust it by hand
It's archaic

[gleaming ether]

nice cars (I know shit about cars, as long as I can drive them. but I can say - nice cars). (nice cars)

[nocturne tundra]

Close Air Support?

[high obsidian]

Cam Alignment Sensor

Yours would be much cooler though

[hoary eagle]

I'm so glad I got hooked on saabs that have tunable ecu's out of the box. Running 2-3.5x the oem hp on a oem ecu feels like running a cheatcode

[rustic ravine]

You’re swedish as well right? They’re super common too there

[high obsidian]

When thr EMPs fall you won't be laughing at my analogue ECU

[gusty hinge]

how did yall like CS2 so far?

[cinder wedge]

#🏓┇other-games

[hoary eagle]

Yesbox but not really common anywhere anymore since they went out of business

[gaunt badge]

Bear doing Små grodorna dance

[rotund gyro]

Damn has been ages since someone mentioned a Saab car

I didn't know you had one

[hoary eagle]

Uhh I have.. three.

[rotund gyro]

A true saab enthusiast. So sad they went out of business

[lament musk]

saabs were for those special people that dont want a volvo like all the rest! xD

that said, it is a shame what happened to them

[rotund gyro]

Uh oh, Johannes stirring the nest

[lament musk]

i feel that is my function at this point :D

[proper cove]

How i can put photo ?

[hoary eagle]

dw I’m used to it

[rotund gyro]

Hahahaha!

[lament musk]

If i recall correctly they were often enough with new ideas, like turbos and stuff but were never really profitable for some reason? saab that is

[lament musk]

that would be a sight to behold! :D

[gaunt badge]

Yeah

[rustic ravine]

AYO SHOW

I have to see what kind of Saabs this bear cruises in

[high obsidian]

Saab got too hung up on their plane making days

They got stuck re-badging already awful cars in their final days

[hoary eagle]

The GM™️ effect

[high obsidian]

Sadly

[hoary eagle]

This is the olé rocketship that I may take out on a nice summers night

[rustic ravine]

Oooh not bad at all

[hoary eagle]

and the 400hp daily, not posting the project car cause that’s in pieces

[rustic ravine]

You are now my favourite embark dev

[high obsidian]

Thas hot

[opal siren]

car

[rustic ravine]

Can I see the third one in pieces

https://tenor.com/view/please-cat-pretty-please-begging-cute-gif-10675419

[hoary eagle]

The silver one’s been pushing 690+whp for almost 7years now, decided to retire that setup for a smaller turbo.. then someone gave me a new more efficient turbo so now debating if it’s time to rebuild it again.

[rustic ravine]

DAYUM

I did not know one bear could ball this hard

What models saab are they? I don't know them that well

[hoary eagle]

Current state of project/trackday car, slowly gettin’ there

[rustic ravine]

Thas hot

Like qorn said

[hoary eagle]

Like molo said, car

[rustic ravine]

You right

[hoary eagle]

Been thinking about getting something rwd as a project car next but never owned anything but saabs lol

[opal siren]

yes i am very wise

[opal siren]

is that 4 turbos or am i just blind af?

[hoary eagle]

just one but a tubular manifold that pipes into one lil’ turbo, goal is a drivable ~450hp

[opal siren]

ooooh 😮

i dont know much about cars but that sounds nice!

[rustic ravine]

Can I subscribe to a bear saab newsletter

I wanna stay updated

[hoary eagle]

Please click HERE to confirm your subscription

[rustic ravine]

I clicked HERE

[high obsidian]

🥵

Can you even show that here
Getting a bit too hot

I don't think the wheels on mine have touched the ground in 2 years

[quiet shale]

do88 ?

love their hoses

parked my zed in the garage today

still needs a couple of more weekends to get my new garage spot fixed, after that its time to start working on the clutch and throw-out bearing

[gleaming ether]

nice cars (nice cars).

[quiet shale]

cars go brum brum

[nocturne tundra]

vroom

[gleaming ether]

brumm brumm

I press gas pedal, I go forward

[rustic ravine]

Big zoomies

[versed iron]

"TRUUUU' TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTU"

You forgot you're on neutral

[nocturne tundra]

:(

[steel marsh]

them Cadillacs are crazy

off topic also counts memes right?

[opal siren]

gotta be pretty expensive

[steel marsh]

this is real lore

[steel marsh]

yeah

[opal siren]

🤔

[steel marsh]

what are they doing to em'

[nocturne tundra]

Ello kiwi

[hidden pasture]

This is how the Xdefiant main channel looks like...

theres a MINUTE long slowmode and its still completely getting spammed

also the playtest only lasts for 6 hours...
reminds me of how #⚡┇the-finals-chat looked like during CB1

[sour plank]

[rotund gyro]

[nocturne tundra]

With germany😎

[hidden pasture]

They just raised it to 10 minutes of slowmode

its still going pretty fast
about 1 message every 3 seconds

Everyone is counting down the playtest that will only be playable for 6 hours 😂

[nocturne tundra]

When is it coming

I'm not home till tomorrow evening :(

Got a special course in a different city until 11 and then a meeting at 12:30 🤡 so I have to stay here longer UGH

[hidden pasture]

that Xdefiant playtest is going to end in 6 hours from NOW

[nocturne tundra]

oh :(

[trim wind]

I love the rims and those fenders.. my god..

[analog valve]

How does XDefiant feel for those who have played it?

[restive musk]

https://www.ign.com/articles/sega-cancels-creative-assemblys-hyenas

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-get-coined-nama-tama-gif-26831859

[proper hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTiHUJ41M-E

troll juice

[surreal bone]

one less competitor for the finals

[high obsidian]

Finding rims to fit a rocket bunny kit isn't easy

[lavish tangle]

they wouldn't have had to cancel the game if they charged for this upcoming sonic frontiers update, that woulda brought in a ton of cash

but noooooo, a free update, great for us, but blegh

[austere crag]

No shot LOL

[restive musk]

yes shot lmao

[urban violet]

is anyone else able to send messages in the opportunities channel in the embark playtesting server? im curious if my devices are just bugging out but it looks like you can

(please don’t send any messages there)

[near stratus]

nope

[urban violet]

interesting
i definitely could if i tried

i also don’t have the EU role but i still can see the message, i wonder if that’s intentional and/or possibly the cause of it

[urban violet]

it’s like this on both my phone and laptop so i doubt it’s a discord bug

[wide nebula]

i neeeeeeeeeeeed the final count doowwwnnnnn

❤️

[neat quiver]

ayo

[ornate maple]

Pinged the team to check on it! Thanks for the heads up, we'll see what happened

[hidden pasture]

bnuy

[ornate maple]

What's he watching?

[austere crag]

i think its a genshin impact cinematic

[strange basalt]

honkai star rail

the rabbit has good taste in Dan Heng

[opal siren]

Hes living the life

[cinder wedge]

He watching that Daniel PV

[trim wind]

They are spot on!

[lilac palm]

Hey champs have u notice that discord is having a problem like rn cuz it say i've been blocked out of my pc

Like even reddit has the same issue

[cinder wedge]

yeah we have

[lilac palm]

So you've been blocked also

Damnn i was worried that i thought did something bad

[cinder wedge]

it's what we've been talking about for the past few minutes in #⚡┇the-finals-chat

[nocturne tundra]

My friend has the same thing

[high obsidian]

Yeah how dare you use #🥚┇off-topic for its intended purpose
Finals chat is new off-topic

[lilac palm]

Huh ^

Okay thennn

[high obsidian]

I'm just being silly dw

[lilac palm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kitty-silly-cat-silly-kitten-gif-26276762

[sharp phoenix]

always ignore qornatio

[lilac palm]

buh moments

[gaunt badge]

The tax write offs from hyenas can cover legit years of taxes.

[tropic lance]

He do be chillin

[tropic lance]

There are TWO #🥚┇off-topic S good sir

[nocturne tundra]

Someone remove my eepyness

[rotund gyro]

Seeking refuge from the chaos

Hello

[ornate maple]

Hello

Great, the pokemon server has like 5 ditto twerking emojis

[hoary eagle]

Hello

[rotund gyro]

LOL

I'm omw home, can't wait to chill and game

[hoary eagle]

noice, whats on the menu for the evening? CS2?

[nocturne tundra]

That's not enough

[ivory cloak]

what you gonna play?

[rotund gyro]

Cs2 with the homies. We're arranging a custom 5v5, virtual LAN via discord

[ivory cloak]

get the dub

[lavish tangle]

After all these years, we finally have computer science 2

[nimble gorge]

damn i didnt know this was here

[vestal pine]

this the place to be

[nimble gorge]

we're so fucking back

[high obsidian]

Ffs

[rotund gyro]

Honestly you guys are annoying

[lavish tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-crew-squad-run-running-gif-5429332

[ivory cloak]

@ornate maple

[nimble gorge]

bro what have we done we just want to talk to ppl 💀

[high obsidian]

It's less talking
Feels more like you're trying to push your luck as far as you can

[ivory cloak]

^

[rotund gyro]

^^

[stuck needle]

True

[lavish tangle]

^_^

[ornate maple]

I think the main issue is you have mostly been talking to each other, which could be done in DMs

[nimble gorge]

bruh ive been trying to talk to everyone

[rotund gyro]

Winter season is also coming. I think it's time for the sequel of

[ornate maple]

Omg... A remake

[rotund gyro]

I swear a colleague will probably take a pic while I'm tumbling or something

I was being paparazzi'd last time

[high obsidian]

Hospitalised Yas emoji

[rotund gyro]

That for real might be a thing you know

[ornate maple]

Nooo 😭

[rotund gyro]

I am bound at some point to get in an accident

[ornate maple]

It's enough that Kyne sacrificed himself

[rotund gyro]

Not enough sacrifice

[ornate maple]

[rotund gyro]

Also I made the mistake of having my phone without a case. It turned off because it was too cold

[sharp phoenix]

Don't think I've ever had a phone turn off because it was too cold

How cold are we talking?

[rotund gyro]

Up in the alps mountain cold

-11 cold

[sharp phoenix]

ahh

[rotund gyro]

Kinda hilarious, didn't notice it until I was in the restaurant

[ornate maple]

-11 isn't that cold

[ivory cloak]

Lets get a gif emote this time.

[rotund gyro]

Me tumbling like a snowball downhill

[ivory cloak]

Yeah lmao

[rotund gyro]

At the moment your meme is still the best

?

[ivory cloak]

[rotund gyro]

I'm fucking dying at this still. Makes me laugh every time

[ivory cloak]

It's so good lmao

[rotund gyro]

Simple yet hella creative

[ivory cloak]

I was thinking of doing the interface of cod zombies too but it would've took too long

[rotund gyro]

Nate why am I an enemy to you 😭

[ornate maple]

Because I'm trying to win

[rotund gyro]

You'll win if I'm your teammate wtf

[ornate maple]

You're literally downed on this picture.

[rotund gyro]

Revive me and we'll have an easy dub

[ornate maple]

[rotund gyro]

[ivory cloak]

"Downed" but a ez dub?

[near stratus]

beautiful picture 😍

[ornate maple]

Who stole the Yasine

[ivory cloak]

He got revived and went to the zone b4 circle closed

[ornate maple]

I see

[sharp phoenix]

and left his teammates there?

[ornate maple]

He's stealthing

[ivory cloak]

Yas a hard carry. He's got this.

[sharp phoenix]

I see I see

[rotund gyro]

Can’t you see they’re a different color than mine?

I got this, dw

[ivory cloak]

Oh no he's down again

[rotund gyro]

Get me up I have ray gun

[restive musk]

hot take
I dont like the ray gun cause you can down yourself easily and it doesn't feel like it deals with crowds as well as it should

[opal siren]

T

[surreal bone]

but it sounds and looks cool

[normal gyro]

ok so my iphone’s faceid, flashlight and camera stop working randomly now and i will probably have to replace the phone

[surreal bone]

f

[restive musk]

wont sound so cool when you are dead

[valid dragon]

You could probably check if there's an apple certifiied repair shop around, it sounds like the whole module up there broke, but it can be replaced.

[normal gyro]

Yea i did contact them, they said bring it for a check-up

[valid dragon]

source; I repaired apple products at my last job :') it was teribble

[normal gyro]

a pain to repair

absolute pain

[valid dragon]

It gets worse the newer the models get, because they're cramming a lot of functions into single chips and security for them, so if you get unnoficial parts it just doesn't work, or if one specific part dies, you gotta replace the whole phone. But thankfully the faceID/camera is one single part that can be replaced and re-connected through official means

[normal gyro]

the thing is, my phone never fell or got water into it or anything, it all started with ios17 update

tried restoring and factory resetting, didn’t work so imma just send it to a certified repair shop

[valid dragon]

Hopefully they can fix it under warranty, or not the price of a full new phone

[normal gyro]

Hell yeah they better, still 8 months remaining for warranty and the device looks factory new

[valid dragon]

👍 Should be fine then

[rotund gyro]

iphone repairability

ozzi akhi, best of luck

[valid dragon]

One of the reasons I just take an android phone, I can just get spare parts from the internet and do it myself

[normal gyro]

iPhone 15 repairability….

[rotund gyro]

i hate android as a whole, so i switched to iphone last year after being on the android platform for 10 years

[normal gyro]

titanium deez

[valid dragon]

but a glass back that shatters more easily then the 14 one :p

[normal gyro]

its even easier than the damn iphone 3 at this point

[rotund gyro]

switching to titanium was such a dumb move

and the fine woven cases are garbage

[nimble gorge]

imagine still using iphone tho lowkey

there's so many phone companies now it's like a pick n mix

[valid dragon]

It's not great yeah, but I kinda value the fact that I can use a phone for (currently 6 years, went through one new screen, a battery and volume keys, and it still works like new )

[rotund gyro]

you mean only samsung or apple in the us

[nimble gorge]

us only has 2? you sure??

[rotund gyro]

yeah repairability is very good I agree, but software support is all i care about honestly. and i am not paying over 1000 usd to only have 2 years of SW support

[rotund gyro]

i mean in terms of popularity

[nimble gorge]

there's the issue tho

supply and demand on samsung and apple is insane

just get another company's phone

the more sus and goofy it looks - the more 3rd party websites and softwares i can steal ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[rotund gyro]

the only android phone i would like to buy is the fairphone from now on

https://www.fairphone.com/en/

[valid dragon]

I bought a Pocophone F1 and flashed it with different firmware

[rotund gyro]

modular repairability, hella good software support and a replacable battery without disassembly

[valid dragon]

That probably will be my next phone, the Fair

[rotund gyro]

it's really good

i might buy that for my work sim

[nimble gorge]

personally i use Three

idk if its a european/turkish thing but

they gave me a samsung note 21 for free

[rotund gyro]

we have Three here in the nordics as well. they're bad

they're outperformed by other carriers here

can't speak for other countries but this is the case for my area in stockholm

[valid dragon]

They're not around here in the NL

[rotund gyro]

[lament musk]

three used to be kind of good a long time ago, like they had free-roaming in other countries where there also was three, so i got free roaming in Australia for example. but they cut that at some point i think. right now they arent a particularly good deal for me at least

[quiet shale]

lazy work

[rotund gyro]

LMFAO

@sour plank pin worthy?

[quiet shale]

yay im famous

[rotund gyro]

freaking dying of laughter

[dawn bay]

[opal siren]

Awesome

[native sky]

Im bored come play piano with me https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Shared-Piano/#zcyuaRxjk

[nocturne tundra]

Eh

[waxen tree]

That’s so clearly photoshopped. Everyone knows the live wires would never be so far behind lol

[terse elbow]

Rip bozo

[analog valve]

A lot of the gaming Industry is about to get axed. I heard some 900 epic devs got laid off recently

And that some of the Fall Guys devs got laid off as well

[terse elbow]

Oof

[terse elbow]

First Unity makes a dumb pricing change and now people are getting laid off

It’s joeover

[analog valve]

It's an avalanche. And hoping more doesn't follow

[sharp phoenix]

Show some respect. Sure, people didn't like Hyenas and you can have an opinion about the game. However, due to it being canned, people have lost their jobs at the dev studio.

[opal siren]

t

[nocturne tundra]

why

concrete is ugly

Brutalism is only cool if its eco brutalism but you cant really do that with a keyboard

[austere crag]

Not bad

[lament musk]

i never understood the point of the 65 keyboards, like, do you people use shortcuts?

[violet horizon]

Bro johannes

[lament musk]

i have shortcuts that involved 4 fingers on the daily

[austere crag]

It’s a ruff life

[lament musk]

kunai!

[austere crag]

Rose gold personally, but I need to see what the brass would also look like

Rn it looks like an apartment complex someone would get dumped in after a night out

[violet horizon]

Talking about keyboards? I have the Wooting 60HE

[austere crag]

Fancy schmancyyyyy damn

[violet horizon]

It's nice

[austere crag]

It’s super overkill tho

Imo

[lament musk]

but i mostly type ,)

[austere crag]

I use a ducky channel 100% keyboard with Gateron browns inside

[violet horizon]

I like the keyboard

[austere crag]

Fym nah 😭

[waxen tree]

People seem to be sharing keyboards

[austere crag]

Wash your wrist rest PLEASE

[lament musk]

keyboards bore me these days, i am all topre, so all the different brands really dont do anything for me sadly

[austere crag]

Nawr it was the best one I saw at micro center and it felt good

Idc

[lament musk]

like, it feels like a cool hobby to spend money on, but i kinda dont :(

[austere crag]

It’s such a rabbit hole it isn’t worth trust 😭

Just find a good feeling keyboard for gaming and typing and ur set

[nocturne tundra]

thats better than i expected

[waxen tree]

It’s just really used Iv had it several years 😂

[austere crag]

Wash it

[lament musk]

topre isnt even expensive anymore, relatively

i mean, my keyboards were like 250usd each, that is like average gaming gear, no? xD

[austere crag]

Oh Nawrr just throw it in a body bag

[austere crag]

Like average price for a gaming keyboard or like for all the peripherals in general

$1k keyboard? Shit me too but I’d rather spend that on car mods

[lament musk]

it was a hyperbole of course, but random keyboards with odd switches are close to that price range often enough

[austere crag]

Oh yeah fs, keyboard is one of the things you shouldn’t skimp out on

[lament musk]

and i have to say, i get me a supersilent realforce many years ago and that ruined everything for me. i had 2 nice daskeyboard at home with blue and brown switches, i dumped them and got me another realforce

the experience was so depressing when switching between them

[austere crag]

@austere crag I need a keeb reccomendation for a hotswappable 75% to full TKL keyboard with decent switches already built in

[austere crag]

How jarring? I’m looking into those keyboards and they look mighty nice

[lament musk]

which ones

[austere crag]

$150 USD preferred, willing to go $20 over if shipping is accounted for

[austere crag]

The realforces

I’d prefer it unless it’s significantly cheaper to build

[lament musk]

i would suggest you go try if you can, it is not for everyone for sure

[lament musk]

they are really pricey after all

[austere crag]

Then I want a hotswappable board, decent sounding case, and decent feeling keyswitches (for coding/gaming) for that price if possible

I don’t have a soldering iron and I don’t like soldering too much

[austere crag]

Understandable, I’ll do that

[austere crag]

@austere crag

I am a huge sucker for Japanese stuff tho Johannes, I have an artisan mousepad

[lament musk]

i have converted quite a few, but i heard some people dont really like the feel. but so far everytone that has typed on my keyboards was like, wtf, what is this, and where can i buy it

[austere crag]

Would a good use case for them be for like coding sessions or things that require you to type for a while?

Cause I wanna sell my old keyboards

[austere crag]

Gotcha gotchaaaa

Anyway look what came in the mail for me :D

[lament musk]

are those numberplate things?

[austere crag]

License plate frames, it’s merch from a YouTube channel I really like

[nocturne tundra]

Keychrons are cool :D

[lament musk]

does it come in topre? >D

[austere crag]

Will do

[lament musk]

i tried to make something keyboardy out of that and thought it might be some weird case but the t in the donut didnt really work xD

in my defense our numberplates are not that shape

[austere crag]

That’s fair, it’s an American based company

[lament musk]

ill start a gofundme for your topre endeavours!

people buy gpus for 2000usd that they dump after a few years but chicken out on something that will be with them for the rest of their lives!

is it a good keyboard tho

(a topre) xD

[austere crag]

Does building the board involve soldering?

Sounds chill

I’ll screenshot this and sell off most my retro game collection then build it

[lament musk]

make gofundme!

[austere crag]

Johannes being a homie here rae, don’t let em down

Saving these to my watch later playlist, much appreciated

[austere crag]

They all look really clean

[lament musk]

i am on a mission

why use some garbage switches when there is topre. all need to be converted!

[austere crag]

Ergo board?

Yeah, what’s the benefits?

Gotcha

Hypothetically if I wanted to dump $200 into this instead, what would be a good build? This would be like best case spending scenario

[lament musk]

i am saying that i am spreading the message and converting people! ,)

[austere crag]

Uhh what you linked works, but I’m just asking if there’s anything a little more premium in terms of switches/key caps you’d also reccomend

If not all chill, just asking around

[lament musk]

so where gofundme!

why not both!

[austere crag]

Johannes are you offering to cover for rae?

[lament musk]

i am trying really hard, am i not

[austere crag]

Just making sure, I think they’re a bit confused if you’re joking or not

[lament musk]

i kinda wasnt, but then again, i feel this is a slippery slope xD

[austere crag]

I couldn’t tell either dw

I sense good intentions tho

Oh

[lament musk]

you should have started with that! :D

that complicates things seemingly!

[austere crag]

That is a lot

Anyway I’m thinking rose gold/white for the build or maybe rose gold/black for it

[lament musk]

no worries!

[austere crag]

Thank you for the keyboard reccomendations, both of you

[lament musk]

and if you manage to setup a pool for getting topres, ill surely pitch in! :D

[austere crag]

Two of my mates wanna get this keyboard from Sweden and I’m trying to convince them about another one

[lament musk]

people need more topres!

the satisfaction of the thock, it is just..

[austere crag]

Gotcha, gotcha

[nocturne tundra]

Why is ur keyboard creamy wtf

[lament musk]

good point, what do you mean xD

[quiet shale]

man i always miss the car and keyboard talk

still hvnt decided what to put the C64 emblem on

[lament musk]

but it is perfect where it is

[quiet shale]

its currently just laying there, then i adjust the position slightly everyday and go "mby i wont be annoyed if it sits there"

i might have OCD or something , i get so annoyed if i put a sticker/emblem on in a way that doesnt satisfy me 100%

[lament musk]

so noisy and sketchy!

it sounds like some screws are loose

[austere crag]

Whenever someone says their keyboard is creamy I think of it as covered in yogurt for some reason

[lament musk]

but it is the best place!

[austere crag]

Ah, so messy metal balls?

How much is that keyboard??

THATS INSANE LOL

Not worth

[lament musk]

it makes me think of a amiga 600 for some reason

[austere crag]

I’m not that insane LOL for 1k that thing better code for me

[lament musk]

thats like two realforce!

[austere crag]

$500 is not worth for a keyboard

Oh yeah fs

$200+ is like reaching hard

[lament musk]

unless it is a highprofile, then it isnt even half of one

[quiet shale]

i was trying to copy the old IBM keyboards slightly

[lament musk]

that i can get behind

[quiet shale]

wish i had one of those wierd capslock keys

now this, is a horrible keyboard...

well...

yeah, its just going to sit in a corner as a showpiece

i just havnt decided how much i want to clean it

the crt is nice

ofc

no

[lament musk]

now that is a flex!

[quiet shale]

i think its a first model microbee, it was my uncles first computer , after he passed away i decided to take care of it

was a couple of years ago, opened the box a few weeks ago for the first time

[lament musk]

does it still work?

[quiet shale]

no idea, i think im missing a few cables. Project kinda halted when i started my new job

seems there was a market for replacement parts a few years ago but that seem to have died out

[lament musk]

i would be very careful about turning it on, check the caps etc before you do

they have probably leaked etc

[quiet shale]

yeah, dont want to have a fire (again)

kinda cool though, they had full main boards for sale with support for SD cards lol

keyboard repair kits etc etc

[urban violet]

@analog valve talk to me here, can u elaborate

[analog valve]

Okay!

Yeah, so you're saying you wish you could jump from crate to create as they are falling in mid air?

[urban violet]

no

i’m talking about the explodable boxes hanging from the sky that you shoot and they drop barrels

i would like to be able to climb onto those before they are shot down

[lament musk]

what did you burn!

did you do welding again

[urban violet]

rather than just slide off of them which is what currently happens

[quiet shale]

no, think i told you about the old 80-90´s laptop thing, a computer with wheels and a handle. Booted up fine, then on the second day it filled my room with black smoke and i had to throw the thing on the balcony lol

[lament musk]

yeah, that feels like it might happen again xD

[analog valve]

Ohhh that would be real cool mechanic!

[quiet shale]

man i wish it didnt brake, it had a nice orange/black screen lol

think my first own computer had purple/black

[lament musk]

oh, one of those ember screens?

i only had green ones, but those were cool

[quiet shale]

donnu, it was a long time ago. The text was bright orange i think and the background was black/dark orange kinda. Ran some version of dos

[lament musk]

yeah, that sounds like it

back in those days there were like green or orange monochrome screens around

they had a fancy hercules graphics card usually

so you got like 720x350 pixels!

[quiet shale]

damn

impressive

[lament musk]

ikr!

[quiet shale]

oooh, i found a pentium II at the house my mom lives in right now

[lament musk]

ha! i have two! xD

[quiet shale]

i might grab that... i was thinking of doing one of those "retromods" , putting newer hardware in old case

[lament musk]

with the slot and all! i splurged back in the day and got me a dual p2-350. so basically what now is a dual core machine :D

that thing was sweet tho, i remember compiling linux kernels just for fun and running the q3 beta on it. good days

[quiet shale]

it also has that hardrive pullout thing with bicycle keys thing. donnu what do with that though, cant find the "pullout handle"

[lament musk]

are you sure thats not just a lock to stop you from starting it? you mean those round things with notches in it?

[quiet shale]

round keyhole with 1-2 notches

[lament musk]

that sounds like it. i have only seen those for locking down the computer, not for removing the harddrive. but who knows!

[austere crag]

Johannes are you being a negative financial influence on our community members

[lament musk]

what! how!

[austere crag]

I see keyboard talk and worry

[lament musk]

i tried buying people stuff! how is that negative :D

[austere crag]

Ohh

nvm

Continue

[lament musk]

but yes, of course everybody should buy topre keyboards ONLY. not sponsored content! xD

@austere crag have i told you about the best keyboards in the world btw? xD

[austere crag]

Enlighten me

I was on a keyboard hunt earlier for some keycaps I saw

[lament musk]

here i was thinking you would chicken out

[austere crag]

I have a credit card and a impulse to buy things

[lament musk]

well, topre keys dont use the mx stems, so you can forget about those flashy keycaps right away

[austere crag]

Yeah I know

[lament musk]

there are variants that have mx but those dont seem to be overly good

[rotund gyro]

may i have a keyboard with topre keys johannes

[lament musk]

that ship has sailed

[rotund gyro]

it's ok

[austere crag]

Johannes I will get on my hands and knees for a topre keyboard

So which topre keyboard do you like the most Johannes

[rotund gyro]

and may i have it

[austere crag]

I will mark it down for future consideration whenever I'm in the keyboard market again

[unkempt coyote]

Hey felllas

[austere crag]

(I have a steelseries one and my brain is meh about it)

[rotund gyro]

i have a corsair and im so over it

[unkempt coyote]

I have like corsair rgb strafe, not bad

[rotund gyro]

i want to go back to TKL sized too

[lament musk]

they dont make it anymore 😢

but since it never dies, it doesnt matter

i guess it is this
https://mechanicalkeyboards.com/shop/index.php?l=product_detail&p=4056

[austere crag]

[lament musk]

i shall consider your offering

[lament musk]

how about you drop by the office again and try mine so that you can feel proper fomo!

[austere crag]

[rotund gyro]

as long as i can take it with me when I go home, sure

[lament musk]

ha! over my dead body!

[rotund gyro]

[austere crag]

I can tell I am getting old

When this is really speaking out to me

[rotund gyro]

i love how enthusiastic you are over these keyboards johannes

[austere crag]

Johannes is a paid spokesperson and get a comission

[rotund gyro]

i just go with whatever cheap gaming labeled keyboard there is and rock with it

[lament musk]

for products that arent sold anymore? make it make sense! >D

[austere crag]

He's running a organ trading company under the guise of a keyboard website.

[rotund gyro]

i think i'm older than you, and this doesn't speak to me at all

looks so.... bland

[austere crag]

Yes

Bland is good

[rotund gyro]

and no dedicated F keys

[lament musk]

we have talked about this, no mentioning of the organ business!

[quiet shale]

needs more yellowing

[rotund gyro]

also no dedicated arrows

[austere crag]

Yes sorry

[rotund gyro]

and no dedicated function keys

why do people like sizes lower than TKL again?

[lament musk]

yeah, wtf is that about, do people even use these?

[rotund gyro]

i use the arrow keys when coding

can't live without them

[lament musk]

into the shame corner with you!

ill get a hat for you to wear

[lament musk]

tkl is the lower limit for me, and even that is stretching it at times

[austere crag]

This one is bland and has arrow keys

Is this good enough

[quiet shale]

yes

get it

[lament musk]

where page down

[rotund gyro]

haha same

[austere crag]

Okay got you

[rotund gyro]

upper right corner

[austere crag]

[lament musk]

now we are talking business

[austere crag]

I was thinking how much I use the arrow keys

And I realize I don't think I ever use them

[quiet shale]

i use them in like word and typing

[austere crag]

Nevermind I use them for the Wiki

[rotund gyro]

pressing the up arrow key on discord takes you to your latest sent message, and starts editing it

[lament musk]

thought experiment, disable them in your os, and then work for a week and see if it bothers you

[austere crag]

Johannes do you think I can write off a $300 keyboard as a business expense for a company I don't work for to do wiki work for them unpaid.

This is the question

[rotund gyro]

is this your way of saying, you want johannes to buy you a keyboard?

[gleaming ether]

why would you need arrows if you don't use a bow

[lament musk]

depends on what $ we are talking about :D

[austere crag]

This is my way to avoid paying taxes

[high obsidian]

Tax avoidance

[rotund gyro]

.....in a development country in EU?

[austere crag]

I am in the US

[quiet shale]

though i think you can set shortcuts and stuff in VIA if thers some buttons your missing

[rotund gyro]

i know but the expense will go there

[austere crag]

Ah yes

[dawn bay]

if u didnt use one of these bad bois, dont speak to me.

[rotund gyro]

old

[lament musk]

you mean visual assist? i havent used that in years, just too slow

[dawn bay]

😭

[high obsidian]

ah yes the Salvador Dalí Keyboard

[lament musk]

the nice orange stain!

[austere crag]

Hello Lin welcome to Johannes making the chat buy keyboards

[rotund gyro]

making kyne* buy keyboards

[dawn bay]

pristine 👌

[austere crag]

I should really change the chat name to johannes-keyboard-lounge

[quiet shale]

https://www.caniusevia.com/

[lament musk]

i am not! i am just telling what is good!

[dawn bay]

ive avoided the keyboard buying drug

[austere crag]

I did not avoid the starfield drug

[dawn bay]

its like those bobble head funko pop things, if i buy one ill buy 100

[rotund gyro]

also lin where was my cs2 invite

[high obsidian]

@sharp phoenix you're being out starfielded

[rotund gyro]

[rotund gyro]

bongo bahngo

[dawn bay]

[lament musk]

oh, i see! but usually you end up with more complicated shortcuts as you are missing keys, so any f key becomes a shortcut, and f key with multiple other keys becomes a mess

[quiet shale]

the true elite combined that keyboard with theese kind of mice

[dawn bay]

i noticed u on tbh yas, wondered who u were playing with

[lament musk]

argh, make it go away!

[rotund gyro]

#🏓┇other-games message

[dawn bay]

no

[austere crag]

I had one of these for a bit

[dawn bay]

this was the mouse.

[austere crag]

This is my mouse rn tho

[dawn bay]

oh mx518 my beloved.

[lament musk]

i have 3 broken ones in a drawer, they didnt deliver really

[quiet shale]

trackball mice are still used btw...

[dawn bay]

???

no way...

had one that lasted 20 yr or something stupid like that

eventually wire gave out

[quiet shale]

hmmmpfff , wires

[high obsidian]

Gaming on the Black Ice skin?
Thats cold

[lament musk]

so you used it as a doorstop, i see. i dont think that counts!

[dawn bay]

well after wire broke i even went to extremes of buying new parts

then never got round to fixing it 😦

[austere crag]

OH Johannes I finally figured out what was causing my monitor to flash in games every couple of seconds

[lament musk]

that reminds me, i should dig out my boomslang and fix it at some point

[quiet shale]

i never got the boomslang to work good

[lament musk]

do tell!

[austere crag]

Apparently my Dell monitor has a bit of a issue with G-sync that they never fixed. If you have it on it constantly refreshes the screen causing it to turn black for a couple seconds.

I have been dealing with that for uh...

[lament musk]

it took me a long time to get used to it, and by the time i did the buttons gave in

[austere crag]

Since Feb

[rotund gyro]

excuse me, get your what

[dawn bay]

i had same thing yas saw snake and was like nahh i wont even bother asking

[austere crag]

https://www.eurogamer.net/rbs2k

[quiet shale]

well, i had the issue where if you pulled the mouse tho quickly it would um lag/jump all over the place

[rotund gyro]

OF COURSE IT'S A RAZER PRODUCT LOL

[lament musk]

yes, i used a climber to play q3 with!

[lament musk]

it is the very first!

[rotund gyro]

oh really?

[austere crag]

Yeaah

[rotund gyro]

that's cool

[dawn bay]

johannes liked razor before it was cool

[austere crag]

Hey

[dawn bay]

razor razer w.e

[lament musk]

you know it

[quiet shale]

i think the boomslang was right in the transition between ball and "laser" mice

[austere crag]

We liked Embark before it was cool now

[dawn bay]

nobody likes embark, they inflict pain and suffering to us all

[austere crag]

We're alllll cool

[lament musk]

yeah, optical was the newfangled garbage back in the day

[dawn bay]

the waiting will never end... the finals will never come

[austere crag]

I will play THE FINALS with a ball mouse now

[quiet shale]

mine came in a shiny metal cookie box

[lament musk]

stream, like and subscribe

[dawn bay]

the satisfaction of poking it in and rollin it with thumb

[lament musk]

I STILL HAVE MINE

[austere crag]

If Johannes buys me keycaps I will hit top 50 with a ball mouse

[rotund gyro]

i played a lot of 1.6 using ball mice

internet cafes in lebanon as a 7 year old kid

[quiet shale]

on lans youd hide peoples balls....

[lament musk]

i only buy topre switches, keycaps are a no go

[rotund gyro]

ok not 1.6 but 1.something

[austere crag]

Okay guys this is $20 should I get it for the memes

A smart jump rope

[rotund gyro]

will you be using it?

[austere crag]

No

[rotund gyro]

then no

[quiet shale]

just get a shake weight

[lament musk]

now i have sewing materials in it, as it is the custom with tin boxes

[rotund gyro]

johannes you broke tradition! the tin box's original use was supposed to carry biscuits!

[quiet shale]

i sold mine to a friend at a lan

[rotund gyro]

not a razer boomslang!

[lament musk]

i feel you are messing up things here

[rotund gyro]

please do enlighten

[lament musk]

tin boxes always contain sewing materials, especially if they look like cookie jars

[zenith charm]

No cookie?

[quiet shale]

cookies are for kids

[rotund gyro]

no, the boxes must have carried cookies before containing a sewing kit. as is tradition

[zenith charm]

COOKIES ARE FOR EVERYONE

[quiet shale]

sewing kits , unorganized , you have bleeding fingers every time you look for the right needle or that one button , now thats a grown mans tin box

some short length of various threads you probably never use

it should also smell funky

with that said, im going to pass out in bed, goodnight

[rotund gyro]

sov gott kaninen!

[zenith charm]

How about

We eat the needles since it’s in a cookie tin

[lament musk]

sov gott gumman!

[rotund gyro]

LMAO

[lament musk]

now yasine has to explain why it is funny

aww, @rotund gyro dont leave me hanging?

[rotund gyro]

sorry, was playing video games

it's just a thing you like to say, no?

[lament musk]

of course, but you laughed!

ah well >D

[lapis falcon]

the tin boxes only carry disappointment and broken promises

[lament musk]

not in this case though!

but on a general level i agree

[lapis falcon]

As a child I feel like it was our first form of gambling

[lament musk]

a real one off!

[lapis falcon]

You had a 1/100 chance of cookies actually being in it

[lament musk]

i feel that is overdoing it, was there ever a non-zero chance that there was cookies in it

[rotund gyro]

because it's funny since it's only said within a feminine context in the swedish language xD

[lament musk]

see, i used that for years until somebody told me :D

so now i am using it out of spite

also it sounds funny to the german in me xD

[verbal onyx]

@spiral briar Ily 💋

[spiral briar]

bro 💀

[verbal onyx]

[edgy seal]

@warped onyx

[warped onyx]

wait

1k is qualified?

[edgy seal]

yeah

[warped onyx]

my main is 1,168 and is rising

how?

when got qualified added?

[edgy seal]

you need to level up for it to update since they changed a lot of the roles around

[warped onyx]

since it wasnt here went I left

[edgy seal]

i know that equation works because i tested it all the way to level 50

and it was correct for every digit

[warped onyx]

yeah, I was wrong about finalist, I was rising instead of finalist

When were the beta channels removed?

[edgy seal]

about a week after the beta ended

[warped onyx]

oho danggg, u joined late

[edgy seal]

i got banned and unbanned today

[warped onyx]

this is ur alt or so?

oh 😐

[edgy seal]

i joined a few days after cb2 started

[warped onyx]

same

[lavish tangle]

Unbanned dumdum, its still his main

[edgy seal]

i do have an alt in here but thats a secret

[lavish tangle]

👀

[warped onyx]

My main got fucked bc phone totally dead, and disc needs 2fa 😂

[edgy seal]

p sure you can 2fa using a pc too

if youre using google authenticator

[warped onyx]

i am

but i do not have it linked

[edgy seal]

ah rip

[warped onyx]

🙂

I have a eu cb2 server

but cant access it anymore

😐

I also dont know the link to it xD

[nocturne tundra]

Ello egg lovers

[edgy seal]

Egg

[nocturne tundra]

yessss :)

[lament fulcrum]

Moolah train plz

[austere crag]

not here, only in https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/1009830578545246213

[opal siren]

wait thats a rule?

[austere crag]

not really really, but more to keep it cohesive ig

[opal siren]

fair enough

[austere crag]

(we are unhinged, imagine Moolah trains everywhere? that would be cool but also a mod nightmare )

[opal siren]

( good for you youre a cm and not a mod 😄 )

[nocturne tundra]

what do u guys do when its a kinda "eh" day?

[opal siren]

bully the mods and cm (this is a joke momo, we love you all, dw <3)

I usually just listen to music and play games, or watch youtube or anime tbh

maybe go for a short walk

[nocturne tundra]

yeah idk if i have the motivation to do things

[opal siren]

oh its that kind of day :/

i dont know tbh, i just do the same thing on repeat even when i have days like that

[nocturne tundra]

frick

[austere crag]

have a temper tantrum until this feeling is over

[opal siren]

that

[nocturne tundra]

hmmmmmmm no

[austere crag]

HUEHEUHEUHE

idk, it tires you out tbh, lie in bed and go wah wah wah

maybe in silence?

[opal siren]

try maybe meditating?

[nocturne tundra]

might as well take a nap instead

[opal siren]

yeah

[nocturne tundra]

turns out i was jsut hungry

[nocturne tundra]

@austere crag sus links?

[ivory cloak]

@austere crag have you been watching anything lately you could recommend?

[austere crag]

series or random yt videos?

[ivory cloak]

series or either

lmao

[full mauve]

final ep for Bleach tybw s2 out today

[austere crag]

did we talk abt What We do In The Shahows? or Our Flag Means Death?

[ivory cloak]

No I don't think so I have What we do in the Shadows on my watchlist on hulu

That's the comedy about vampires right?

[austere crag]

watch it, it's fucking hilarious

https://tenor.com/view/what-we-do-in-the-shadows-wwdits-laszlo-nadja-laugh-gif-17726055

[ivory cloak]

Will do 🫡

Have you seen Always sunny?

[austere crag]

nope how is it

[ivory cloak]

It's unhinged lmao

It's also funny and has danny devito in it

[austere crag]

i mean, danny devito is a gem

[ivory cloak]

truly

[austere crag]

i still remember the movie he did with Arnold Shazenehheiwheuhhaeweweger

so good

[ivory cloak]

Twins I think?

[austere crag]

and arnold gets pregernet

idk if danny gets tho

[ivory cloak]

I think that's another movie cause I don't remember that

Also you ever get around to watching the Barbie movie?

[austere crag]

fair huehueuehe

not yet

it's complicated HEUEHUHEUHEUHE

[ivory cloak]

Fair enough lol

[full mauve]

omg Our Flag Means Death is awesome

im so excited for s2

[austere crag]

ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN'T WAIT

[ivory cloak]

a good dark comedy is Barry. Probably my favorite show of all time.

[austere crag]

i love the actor

[ivory cloak]

Yeah Bill Hader is so good.

The whole cast is good just love them.

[harsh dagger]

poff

[gleaming ether]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3uh7s3Scuo

[surreal bone]

i had a dream it was 95 degrees F outside but the feels like temperature was 150 degrees F due to like 130% humidity

even in my dreams i cant escape florida weather

[opal siren]

yo

[hidden pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/spoken-reasons-john-baker-jr-popcorn-sit-watch-gif-15196796065915158972

[opal siren]

this is gonna be long omfg

[waxen tree]

Aight you find yourself in a convenient store. The popcorn isle is as confusing as ever with so many options. The night is late though and you don’t want to stay long. You begin to think into your future and sense a call to adventure stirring. Do to your insight you feel that simply across the street you will find something that’s been calling you. Anyone who wants in reply what your gonna do lol

[opal siren]

gonna go see what is calling

[waxen tree]

You walk outside the store and notice a crosswalk ahead of you. To your left and right a sidewalk on a street that is usually busy but for some reason at this hour is not. The moon perfectly lights up the space and you notice something glimmering on the other side of the road. Something shinning with an ever so slight hum coming from it.

[opal siren]

OH maybe a kyber crystal!

i'll cross the road and see what is shining

[waxen tree]

Roll me a perception check

[opal siren]

13

[waxen tree]

You begin to cross the road and notice in your left ear the slight screeching of tires. You see headlights suddenly emerge in front of you, blinding your vision

[opal siren]

i will try to get out of the way

[waxen tree]

Roll me a performance check

[opal siren]

20

[waxen tree]

You gotta be kidding me lol

[opal siren]

want me to send a picture of the roll?

i gotta roll 1 more then cuz idk how to see the history

[waxen tree]

You evade the truck with tactical and last minute spin and it runs right past you. The truck is a semi and the windows are entirely tinted. As soon as it goes past you, it does a u-turn as if it’s lining up to come back

[opal siren]

bruh

[waxen tree]

I’m just gonna say you literally had to roll a 20 there lol, legit a 19 was gonna be a fail 😂

[opal siren]

xD

i try to cross the street before the truck comes back

[waxen tree]

Roll me an athletics check

[opal siren]

14

[waxen tree]

You try your best to move but the truck hits you as you break for the sidewalk. Your vision blacks out as you feel no pain. When your vision returns, you are on your back, no harm has come to you. You notice you are on a stone structure somewhere in the middle of nowhere. (Yes you were the latest target of truck kun if you are an isthekai fan lol)

[quiet shale]

is there a "dont reccomend this video again" thing on youtube?

[waxen tree]

Yea

[opal siren]

ofc i get isekai'd

do i get any magical powers?

[waxen tree]

Your gonna have to wait and see lol

[opal siren]

.-.

ok what do i see around me?

[quiet shale]

just thumb it down?

[waxen tree]

Click the 3 dots and there should be an option, or you can hit report and select that you just don’t like this type of content. Both should work

[waxen tree]

Roll me a perception

[opal siren]

hover over the video, clickj on the 3 dots up in the right corner of the video button thin (if its like next video thiny) and go not interested

if that makes sense

[opal siren]

12

[quiet shale]

man, those were some tiny dots....

[opal siren]

found it?

[waxen tree]

You notice some trees and mountains around you in the distance lol. You do notice a path though that winds through the grassy field your in the middle of and upon this trail comes a person wearing metal armor and a sword by their waist.

[opal siren]

is there a way to check if the person an enemy?

[quiet shale]

not this video, but man they could make it more obvious imo

[waxen tree]

Roll insight

[opal siren]

yup lmao

[opal siren]

19

im on a high roll streak today wow

[waxen tree]

You notice their armor is high quality, that it likely isn’t something a bandit or evil doer would wear. You notice a crest on their sword featuring a dragon insignia, to you this does not seem like a bad person.

[opal siren]

i choose to talk to them

[waxen tree]

“Is this it? In the past there has been more but before me I see only one from the other dimension”

[opal siren]

ouch, am i not enough? 😭

[waxen tree]

(You can just talk straight to the messages in “”)

[opal siren]

"am i not enough? also where am i?"

[waxen tree]

“The last ones who came were of no use to us, so I guess I just find it unlikely that only one of you would be sent”

[opal siren]

"so why am i here"

[waxen tree]

“Where are you? So you are like the others… I am but a extension of the High King but I guess I’m supposed to instruct you. 200 years ago my world was imprisoned by a dark magic rendering us forever trapped within the confines of our land. Along with this we are forever tortured until someone can break the spell by completing the trials. Our lead mage Faringar used the last of his magic to transport himself out of our realm into another to find people who would be capable of completing the trials. You are not the first to arrive and likely will not be the last. But since Faringar sent you I guess you are obliged to follow me if you would”

[opal siren]

"ok"

afk, gonna check if dinner is ready soon

[waxen tree]

“If you are up to the task I guess we can get this over with. (Under his breath: maybe next time that mage will send someone better). We must travel to the mountain of silva and there you will find a passage into a ruin known as bleak falls barrow (yeah we’re gonna rip off Skyrim names until I come up with something else lol). My people and I are not able to enter the ruin so you traveler will be on your own. If you are ready, then we will be off”

[opal siren]

"lets go then "

(dinner soon btw, so i wont do rpg/dnd while eating)

[waxen tree]

Yeah that’s fine just @ me whenever you want to continue lol as long as it dosnt disrupt anyone else on the server’s conversation

[opal siren]

ait xD

[waxen tree]

You make your way across the land to the mountain of interest and climb it to find a stone structure leading to something built into the mountain. Ahead of you are two long stone doors.

[opal siren]

are they 2 seperate doors or 2 doors for one path?

[waxen tree]

Just 2 really big doors in one doorway

[opal siren]

oh ok

i choose to go inside

[waxen tree]

“Wait traveler! It is customary that the courier of the travelers provide you with your armament. I present to you a sword and a set of leather armor. Also traveler, before you go in where no other traveler has ever returned, what is your name?”

[opal siren]

"Thank you, and it's Molo"

Takes a cool af exit from the scene like they do in anime

[waxen tree]

“Ah Molo, you are different then the others so for the sake of your kindness I hope you actually survive this.”

Are you going to enter the ruins?

[opal siren]

"Thank you! i hope to see you again soon!"

[opal siren]

yes

[waxen tree]

Ok you open the doors and peer inside

[opal siren]

what do i see inside?

[waxen tree]

Roll me a perception

[opal siren]

15

[waxen tree]

You notice a black stone hall that extends 50 feet in before a archway with light on the end of it. You feel a cold draft rush past you with an eerie screech fading through the ruins. You notice webs in the corners of the rooms and random pieces of armor and swords all over the floor.

You can also not see the ceiling because it is encased in shadow

[rustic ravine]

@quiet shale Zed

[quiet shale]

the green one is nice

[opal siren]

ik im not part of that convo but theyre beautiful

[rustic ravine]

There was no convo lol it’s just two zeds I saw today

[quiet shale]

quite a rare stock color

[rustic ravine]

Green one?

[quiet shale]

yeah

[opal siren]

man i shouldve stayed in the store, i guess ill just go forways

anyways dinnertime

[rustic ravine]

I didn’t know they came like that stock

[quiet shale]

thers also a few brown ones but ive only seems them with softtop in US

[rustic ravine]

You learn something new every day ig

This thing was also a cutie

[quiet shale]

datsun of some kind?

510?

bluebird