🥚┇off-topic

[cosmic turret]

where do u even live

[trim wind]

Netherlands

[cosmic turret]

finna move there sooner or later ngl

[ornate maple]

Hi Povich and Exa

[gleaming ether]

i pay 55€ for 1gig internet + 30gb mobile data for phone (mostly for my laptop) y.y

[ornate maple]

Unfair, I pay more for my 1 MB internet

[gleaming ether]

and good morning nate too of course

[cosmic turret]

nate ur not replying to me in #⚡┇the-finals-chat I'm about to cry

[cosmic turret]

ye those are the prices I'm used to too

[gleaming ether]

AND it's not even dedicated BUT shared internet access. i'd pay way more for dedicated (which i did before), but luckily the infrastructure here is good enough, so shared is fine.

germany 🤠

[austere crag]

Holy shit somebody pinch me

I must be snoozing right now

Just checked the weather forecast and the temps don’t drop below 10 degrees (Celsius)

[ornate maple]

Just 3 degrees here

Jealous OTL

[coarse sleet]

Morning

[ornate maple]

Hey Jag!

[coarse sleet]

Hey Nate how are you

[gleaming ether]

a few hours ago it was foggy as hell here

[wooden dagger]

Why doesn't #🌟┇videos-content have any videos from the last playtest? Everything is from February or before.

[ornate maple]

Catching up on caffeine and picking at some stuff behind the scenes hehe

[coarse sleet]

Nate is cooking

[ornate maple]

We were/are planning to revamp the Content Creator program, but some things went a bit astray - for now all the clips are in #🔴┇media-chat and we will be posting more info about the Content Creator program as we are able to

Just need a bit more time

[wooden dagger]

Got it, thanks for the great explanation!

I wanted to apply for the content creators program once I found out about it. But I only have 190 followers, which I heard isn't enough.

[ornate maple]

I'm not exactly sure of the requirements off the top of my head, but hoping the media channel can also help folks grow their audience by posting some TF clips, enough to join the CC program in the future!

[coarse sleet]

Slow night tonight

Tho it is 1:50 am rn mst

[gleaming ether]

ah yes, just had to crawl back behind my computer and put in the usb-cable the wrong way three times

[ornate maple]

This is why I have a laptop 👀

[coarse sleet]

That's why I have my pc backwards

Yeah man it works just don't get see the lights in my pc

Sacrifice I'm willing to take

[ornate maple]

Is the on button not in front

[gleaming ether]

i don't even have connected the case leds with the mainboard

my case is from 2002 👀

[coarse sleet]

Yeah

[ornate maple]

Wow, vintage

Your case can vote

[gleaming ether]

lmfao never thought about that

[coarse sleet]

Your case gets to drink this year

[gleaming ether]

everything still fits though lol

it ain't pretty

but it works

[ornate maple]

I had a really nice yellow case back in like 2005, I have no clue what happened to it (probably my parents sold it somewhere)

[coarse sleet]

I stole it

[ornate maple]

I see

[coarse sleet]

And then sold it

For McDonald's

[ornate maple]

A worthwhile cause, I salute you

[gleaming ether]

[coarse sleet]

I am hungry but it's 2 am nothing is open

I now die

[full mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[ornate maple]

I recommend buying emergency snacks for the fridge and pantry hahahah

[coarse sleet]

I should of

[ornate maple]

Also, please go to sleep

[coarse sleet]

I did

I got a good 7 hour sleep

I just have a horrible sleep schedule

[ornate maple]

I see

I've been splitting my sleep between 6 hours at night and 2-3 hour nap, feels pretty nice

[coarse sleet]

Nice

I'm a little jealous, if I go for a nap I will just knock out

[ornate maple]

@gleaming ether I don't know what my toy laptop was called, it wasn't this one but a blue and yellow one, but it was shaped much like this

This is a 2003 barbie computer

[ornate maple]

Perhaps this means you need more sleep 👀

[coarse sleet]

Maybe

[gleaming ether]

😂

mine was similar, it mostly could play songs and stuff

a few games

[full mauve]

so instead of Barbie it was a Ken computer or something?

[ornate maple]

Loll I think it was just a knock-off

[sand crown]

edge design update

[sharp phoenix]

Morning

[ornate maple]

Hi!

How's Saturday going?

[sharp phoenix]

Decent, haven't done much, hoping to go motorbike shopping soon

How's your Saturday?

[violet horizon]

Heyy Luke!

[ornate maple]

Going well, it's getting warmer! Might go for a walk in the evening

[sharp phoenix]

Hey kunai

[sharp phoenix]

Nice, slowly getting to summer

Also, for that tamadventures, it might be worth posting the "how to participate" in the channel in case people don't look at #server-announcements

[ornate maple]

Good idea 👀

[sharp phoenix]

Might buy some eggs for some reason once I go out

[ornate maple]

I'm lowkey hoping to see some really fancy looking eggs in the challenge

[coarse sleet]

I have some interesting plans

[ornate maple]

👀

[sharp phoenix]

the infinite namatama protein glitch but irl

just send a picture of an egg cooking with namatama watching in shock

[austere crag]

Make sure that the egg gets scrambled for bonus points to the trauma factor

[ornate maple]

Dusty's starting off brutal

[sharp phoenix]

that yolk blob was a good type

[ornate maple]

He looks like he's sweating haha

[sharp phoenix]

I assume that croc head is at their office

or dinosaur head?

[ornate maple]

I think it's either a croc or an alligator

I do not remember the difference

[solid plover]

It's my reading lamp at home 🐊

[sharp phoenix]

damn, that's a fancy reading lamp

[ornate maple]

Did you make it yourself?

Or like had it custom made

Or does IKEA sweden just sell those works of art I need one

[solid plover]

I did not make it. I wish! He's an Alberto Aligatore lamp.

[ornate maple]

Haha, Google forces you to look at "Alberto the dancing Alligator" before you make it go the right way

There's a dinosaur lamp! And a heron lamp! And a goat... I want a house filled with all of these. Thank you for sharing this treasure with us, I'm about to lose all my money

[solid plover]

Full disclosure, he arrived in a few shattered pieces so he became a craft project...

[ornate maple]

He's been through it haha

[hidden pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-24hours-gif-25425051

[sharp phoenix]

those are some expensive lamps

[ornate maple]

I would say it's an average price for a quality lamp! The smaller ones aren't that pricey either

[coarse sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[ornate maple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1054597108264603698/1090235689611821107/cat-chomp-fireball.gif

[coarse sleet]

i was ready for the cat to explode

he caught it this time

[ornate maple]

He's very successful

[sharp phoenix]

good cat

[thorn thicket]

hellos the FINALERSS

finaler

[sharp phoenix]

hello there

[soft locust]

Dusty why'd you have to make such a good photo :(

[ornate maple]

Hallo 👋

[thorn thicket]

im so excited about the game but i think i cant play with my current pc

i need to get an rtx4090 or somethng

[sharp phoenix]

defo don't need a 4090

[coarse sleet]

deff need a 4090

[sharp phoenix]

bad Jag, go eat your kitkat that you lost

[ornate maple]

I have a 2060, works just fine

[thorn thicket]

dunno meaning of these eggs but looks cute cuty

[coarse sleet]

dont listen to them

[thorn thicket]

oh really

[coarse sleet]

you need at least a 4090 to get above 60 fps

[thorn thicket]

how about an 3050ti then?

[coarse sleet]

wtf

[sharp phoenix]

3050ti should do fine

[thorn thicket]

good

[coarse sleet]

i did not just get called a chronic liar

[ornate maple]

👀

[thorn thicket]

my current computer has no gpus anyway lol

i use intelhd graphics 4000

[ornate maple]

Is this better

[coarse sleet]

yes

[ornate maple]

I see, so "lying" is the wrong word for "spreading misinformation"

[ornate maple]

Yeah that might have a tough time with THE FINALS

[coarse sleet]

yes

[thorn thicket]

lol yea i gotta but a new pc

[bright cloud]

I recently got a 3070 ti and i9-13900k. That should fare rather well.

[soft crystal]

I'm buying the same gpu as well in my new setup with an i7-13700F

[full mauve]

as someone who uses that to run the alpha i can tell you that you will experience 2 fps on the main menu and your game will crash before you enter a match

[sand crown]

this is real pain

[full mauve]

so many layers

[sand crown]

and it's just 1/10 part, 9 more :((((

[full willow]

Yes I have a 3060 ti and I had never lags so with the performance update your graphic card is fine

[full willow]

What’s this?

[sand crown]

adobe after effects

[full willow]

Ah

[bright cloud]

Fun

[ornate maple]

What you making? 👀

[full mauve]

the next best meme

[sharp phoenix]

noops one is cute

[ornate maple]

Sooo cute

Makes me think of asriel undertale haha

[coarse sleet]

sheeesh im eating good later

[bright cloud]

noice

[coarse sleet]

at like 10 am

[sharp phoenix]

mans hungry

[coarse sleet]

i am

[soft crystal]

What's a cream cheese rangoon?

looks interesting

[bright cloud]

a cream cheese rangoon

is a cream cheese rangoon

[soft crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-obvious-thank-you-superhero-super-hero-gif-9900289

[coarse sleet]

sometimes they have crab in them but this one doesnt

[bright cloud]

you are so very welcome sir

[soft crystal]

hmm

[bright cloud]

what is a wonton

[sharp phoenix]

a wonton is a wonton

[coarse sleet]

bruh

[soft crystal]

A wonton is a wonton

[bright cloud]

YOOO NO WAY

[soft crystal]

NO THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY REVENGE

[sharp phoenix]

[bright cloud]

luke is faster

[coarse sleet]

[sharp phoenix]

that food does sound really good though

[coarse sleet]

luke is faster, stronger, BETTER

[soft crystal]

harder better faster stronger

damn these 1-month finalists craze me

[coarse sleet]

ik

you should see my shopping list i have store pickup later

[sharp phoenix]

#📂┇the-finals-wiki ultimate green making machine

[coarse sleet]

but then why am i not green

[sharp phoenix]

work harder on the wiki 😉

[coarse sleet]

i have

[bright cloud]

lol

you haven't worked HARD ENOUGH

[soft crystal]

Easter eggs as well, I just can't contribute to anything on the wiki with my 1 week of 20 hours of beta playtime solely spent sweating for perm rewards

[ornate maple]

I forget Luke is new-ish lol

[bright cloud]

you are BUT A FIGMENT in comparison to the Great LUKE in regards to effort put into the finals wiki

[ornate maple]

Maybe because I am also a month old

[sharp phoenix]

I was here in September but never spoke

then I left as my discord bugged and kept saying this server was offline

[bright cloud]

an interesting theory, that is.

[sharp phoenix]

it's why I have one message before my joining date

[bright cloud]

or is that just a cover up to explain away a phenomenon which could not occur in ordinary ways...

[bright cloud]

how dare you post a low quality image in this pristine server

[gleaming ether]

i think he is Jesus

[soft crystal]

get mad

[bright cloud]

I think he is CHEATING by spamming messages in a SECRET CHANNEL made JUST FOR HIM!!! /s

[sharp phoenix]

don't tell them my secrets 😦

[soft crystal]

hmm another trick of the government

HAS LUKE BROKEN OUT OF THE MATRIX?

[bright cloud]

oooh maybe he has

and HE'S NOT LETTING US IN ON IT!?!

[soft crystal]

If it's proven that he has separate places to send messages in then surely

[bright cloud]

wait what if he has access to THE FINALS outside of the matrix?!?!?

IS HE WITHOLDING THESE SECRETS FROM US?

[soft crystal]

Maybe he doesn't want to draw the government's attention shh

It'd be much more trouble for both him and us

[sharp phoenix]

guys, they're watching us

[bright cloud]

ohhhh true he WANTS to let us out but the FBI is already sus of him

[gleaming ether]

relax his father is god, all will be well

[ornate maple]

Maybe Luke has just killed more space ants

[soft crystal]

yes shh

OH NO GOVERNMENT DRONE TALKING

[soft crystal]

spreading misinformation again

[bright cloud]

and the CM's are here to keep us from talking about leaving the matrix...

It's all making sense now...

[sharp phoenix]

👀

[coarse sleet]

Or amongus twerking

[soft crystal]

Luke we two can discuss things, I'm a space ant who lives inside the matrix while also partially knowing what's outside

[bright cloud]

hmmmm

[soft crystal]

An effective weapon to draw the CMs attention for sure

the amongi twerk

[ornate maple]

[sharp phoenix]

a great distraction for escaping the matrix

[bright cloud]

he's trying to distract us from finding the real way to escape the matrix...

QUICK we need the top scientists on this one ASAP

[soft crystal]

Also, a retired secret agent of the government used to drink baby formula every morning, an useful piece of information to threaten leaking it

They don't want the public to know🍼

[ornate maple]

Baby formula isn't real actually

[soft crystal]

alr don't believe anything Nate says

[coarse sleet]

They what have I been drinking

[soft crystal]

he tries to hide the secret

[bright cloud]

we cannot trust the CM's or Nate

this means that the finals is actually NOT coming out soon

what if it comes out TODAY??

[soft crystal]

Maybe it's an experiment to tease us and watch our reaction

[bright cloud]

also a possiblility

[soft crystal]

THE FINALS might never happen inside here

that's what the space ants suspect

[bright cloud]

true...

[sharp phoenix]

you guys inside the matrix still don't have access to the finals? strange

[bright cloud]

SO HE DOES HAVE ACCESS

[soft crystal]

tbh Luke is very sus

[bright cloud]

luke is VERY sus

[soft crystal]

talks in a weird manner

[bright cloud]

he's trying very hard to distract our focus... keep us in the matrix forever...

[ornate maple]

Wouldn't today be soon?

[soft crystal]

maybe just a selfish guy, paid by the government who offered escape from the matrix only for him and in return asked him to help them

[bright cloud]

wait i didn't think about that

that means that it WON'T come out in 2023

[soft crystal]

Yes so the only option is that it really doesnt exist here

[bright cloud]

we get to wait even longer

the finals never existed

it was all just a dream

[soft crystal]

It never existed in here

[coarse sleet]

Idk what the finals is

[soft crystal]

At least this is a pleasant world

[bright cloud]

NO THEY'RE STARTING THE BRAINWASHING

JAG come back to us!!!

[sharp phoenix]

is it though?

[soft crystal]

the gigantic space bug, leader of all of us and the only one who saw what's outside

said that it's terrible

[ornate maple]

Uh oh it's wearing off

[bright cloud]

Luke's world outside of the matrix is more pleasant...

[coarse sleet]

Yo guys im new to the server what's the finals about

And can I key by chance

[sharp phoenix]

[soft crystal]

Obviously Luke's world is perfect, in the governments base in a pleasant room

[gleaming ether]

202320232023202320232023202320232023

[bright cloud]

Jag has fallen to the dark side...

He's unredeemable now...

[coarse sleet]

What's a namatama

[sharp phoenix]

shhh sweet person

[soft crystal]

Jag is a victim

[gleaming ether]

now you're going too far

[bright cloud]

we must start a rebellion

RECRUIT THE NAMATAMAS

[soft crystal]

They've initiated the BRAIN\WASH project

[ornate maple]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-flashy-thingy-memory-wipe-gif-8356166

[soft crystal]

So the leaks were true

I have a theory

[soft crystal]

What if this is just a loop?

[bright cloud]

maybe it is

[soft crystal]

Once people start to find out the truth, this matrix gets reset

We are in danger, we shall act quick or forget our present

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/the-matrix-the-matrix-reloaded-agent-johnson-gif-21366724

[gleaming ether]

[sharp phoenix]

@coarse sleet got your food yet? send some over to me, I'm hungry

Also why do #1093847906882170941 say

[gleaming ether]

no send it to me

[ornate maple]

Ugh, okay

I'll try fixing it

[bright cloud]

says the same for me lol

they messed up the permissions 👀

[coarse sleet]

I haven't yet and no my cream cheese ragoons

[ornate maple]

Ok, this is weird, it should work now. I was worried because the autodelete wasn't working before

[bright cloud]

he would never provide food for a traitor

[sharp phoenix]

but sharing is caring 😦

[coarse sleet]

I can't I'm sorry

[bright cloud]

looks good to me

[sharp phoenix]

it does now work

[ornate maple]

I think the problem may have been Dyno's perms haha

Awesome

[bright cloud]

evil dyno

maybe he's with luke

[gleaming ether]

you want me to test it? (i'll send a cute meouw)

[ornate maple]

Sure, you can try

Already tested it though, should be ok

[gleaming ether]

ah alright

[sharp phoenix]

I still need to decide what to do for my photo

[oak pivot]

Hi I was held at gunpoint to talk here

~~Just kidding, I wanted to talk more so I can take part in the new egg event ~~

[bright cloud]

https://youtu.be/wAUK9hVgmNI
eggsecutive lounge type of content

[coral stirrup]

[oak pivot]

Life changing, made the finals release, made me get a bf, good video, 10/10

[oak pivot]

SEE!!!! HE IS HOLDING ME AT GUNPOINT

[ornate maple]

Hi!

[bright cloud]

might want to get that fixed

I would not recommend being held at gunpoint

[oak pivot]

Hellohello

[oak pivot]

Encouraje gets it! 😤😤😤

[sharp phoenix]

Unless you enjoy it then go ahead

[ornate maple]

Do remember gun safety

[surreal bone]

Nama tama has clearly pointed a gun at multiple people every time someone posts that sticker. However, Nama tama has never actually fired that gun at any of us. This breaks the #1 rule of gun safety to never point a gun at someone you do not intend to shoot.

[ornate maple]

If you look carefully, you can see he is pointing the gun to the side, so he will not shoot anyone

[gleaming ether]

also, the finger is not on the trigger, practicing gun safety all along

[sharp phoenix]

Probably not on the trigger as he doesn't have a finger

[oak pivot]

Nama Tama beloved, practices good gun safety

[oak pivot]

Does that mean he can’t fire at all 🫥

[sharp phoenix]

Sadly not 😦

[oak pivot]

This is truly a most saddening situation 😥

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-sunakook-tired-exhausted-gif-24687868

[ornate maple]

Poor Nama 💔

[ornate maple]

Reminds me of: https://uxdesign.cc/the-worst-volume-control-ui-in-the-world-60713dc86950

[gleaming ether]

hell no

this article is cursed. do not click

[trim wind]

Love most of them haha

I remember a website making you turn the globe around to set you birthday

[ornate maple]

Fascinating lmao, and not much worse than having to scroll through a hundred options ngl

[trim wind]

Or turn a globe 10.000 times

I mean the dedication alone haha

[ornate maple]

"Make a noise as loud as your desired volume" is kind of genius though tbh

[trim wind]

I would like that ngl

[bright cloud]

This made me laugh audibly

[surreal bone]

what if it goes through a wall and hits someone on the other side of it

[sharp phoenix]

I bought a new bike

Meet my mt-07

[bright cloud]

Nice

[surreal bone]

its like a tricycle except with 2 wheels

interesting

[coarse sleet]

we flexing now

[sharp phoenix]

always gotta flex a new bike

[austere crag]

This thing is my only flex

[bright cloud]

I’ve got a big Minecraft ghast stuffed animal

[austere crag]

i wanna get a kaws figure

but their so expensive

[coarse sleet]

heres my flex

this is all i got to flex lmao

[austere crag]

its only a flex if you can do smth cool with it

[coarse sleet]

ofc i can

[austere crag]

proof?

[coarse sleet]

i dont have any good videos

i dont record myself doing tricks and im still learning

[sharp phoenix]

that looks pretty though, is that an actual butterfly knife or is it one of those training ones?

[austere crag]

Edge is blunt so trainer is my guess

[coarse sleet]

i have one video from my old butterfly knife and it was to insult my friend

[coarse sleet]

yes

[austere crag]

Thought so. No actual knife would ever have the body open

Just asking for it to break

[sharp phoenix]

good point

[coarse sleet]

not true

live blades do have it like, cuz the pins

there will always be a handle gap

[austere crag]

Nah i mean like the blade itself the handle area sure it would need them

[coarse sleet]

U mean this?

[austere crag]

yes

and karambits too they have the grip bit made from the metal at the end of the handle

but thats just the metal

Like this

[coarse sleet]

SHEEEESH

[full mauve]

god damn

that karambit looks fire

[austere crag]

Its a cheapo shit quality one lmao

[full mauve]

don’t care it still looks fire

simple black is enough

[austere crag]

True

[sharp phoenix]

my mate bought a karambit and then decided to sharpen it

it hurt when I was playing with it not knowing it was actually sharp

[gleaming ether]

damnnn

[full mauve]

rip

[bright cloud]

Yo

[sharp phoenix]

yo

[coarse sleet]

yo

[sour plank]

yo

[full mauve]

yo

[bright cloud]

yo

[atomic epoch]

can no one talk in the beta chat anymore or is it just me

[coarse sleet]

what do you mean we are talking in the beta chat rn

[atomic epoch]

no i meant #1072100368852451388

[bright cloud]

it was locked a few weeks ago. They will remove it soon, since the beta is over

[atomic epoch]

ok

[coarse sleet]

yeah ik

we are

[dark hatch]

Cinebench is about 42-44k - still fine tuning everything

Firestrike is around 31k- still fine tuning everything

Haven't done furmark yet.

[austere crag]

Attention all Finalists, CM | Nate is in GREAT DANGER and he needs YOUR help to restock on closed beta access passes before the general chat lurkers hunt him down. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you’ve got to be quick, so that CM | Nate can save The Finals discord server before the general chat lurkers take it over once and for all!

[soft locust]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[hidden pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1094359616273535026/cat_in_pot_verysad.gif

[waxen tree]

I’m not sure how to respond to that

[violet horizon]

i know

[violet horizon]

LUNCH!

[austere crag]

His ass got hard-boiled 💀💀💀💀 punishment well deserved

Shouldn’t have touched that sausage inside of the pot, L bozo

[coarse sleet]

No don't eat cat

[sharp phoenix]

no eating cat 😦

[austere crag]

Please do not the cat 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣

[violet horizon]

lunch

[surreal bone]

relatable

[violet horizon]

relatable xd

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26470175

[violet horizon]

ouch... :(

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-love-cat-please-forgive-me-asking-for-forgiveness-gif-16696152

[waxen tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jump-funny-animals-jump-fail-gif-14246829

[violet horizon]

close

[sharp phoenix]

sheesh

[coarse sleet]

Why is kunai trying to eat cats

[sharp phoenix]

reasons I guess

[coarse sleet]

Chosen violence maybe

[violet horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-burger-burger-cat-cat-burger-gif-25078813

CAT

[coarse sleet]

Someone stop kunai

We can't let her eat all the cats

[gleaming ether]

[austere crag]

https://external-preview.redd.it/a3l4Lf8WwwyVzYdnJIJ7JXMrTsCHdJeQwutWn9bD8dU.png?auto=webp&s=5d06c1e43847ee50b4a1074deffc87b1b430daaf

salad 👍

[agile shoal]

aww

[austere crag]

I’m not sure why but this cat with the title of ‘salad’ makes me want to eat an entire bag of raw spinach

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1240w,f_auto,q_auto:best/newscms/2015_42/1261666/dole-bagged-spinach.jpg

Wait, what?

You’re supposed to microwave the spinach?

I will now completely disregard this information and continue eating the spinach raw out of the bag like a psychopath, you can’t stop me

[sharp phoenix]

I don't think microwaving spinach is normal

that packaging is spreading misinformation

[dusk mirage]

When you cook spinach it loses all of its nutritional value

[violet horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_HSA1lUd04

[austere crag]

https://youtube.com/shorts/pluwCHwy21c?feature=share

Bro got physgunned by a server admin for stealing 💀💀💀

[dusk mirage]

Maybe he should try getting a JOB

[bright cloud]

What has happened to this channel

[dusk mirage]

spimch

[sharp phoenix]

it got taken over by spinach

[bright cloud]

I guess so

[austere crag]

My brain farted as usual and I started talking about spinach

[bright cloud]

Ok then

[sharp phoenix]

they kinda just look like dogs when they no ears

[bright cloud]

True

[waxen tree]

That sharpened?

[coarse sleet]

no

trainer

[waxen tree]

Still respect, Iv tried and I kept crushing my fingers lol

[coarse sleet]

i didnt have anything to hold my phone

[sharp phoenix]

it would have gone so well if you knew how to aim 😦

[coarse sleet]

its okay gamers

i have a second bottle

i try again later

[sharp phoenix]

also, what is that drink?

[waxen tree]

What did you do wrong

[coarse sleet]

looked to awkward

cuz i was doing it one handed

[waxen tree]

Oh I didn’t notice but ok lol

[coarse sleet]

jones soda

orange and cream

[sharp phoenix]

ooo nice

[violet horizon]

omg thats... genius hahahah

has bear looked at it?

cuz he has to hahaha

[waxen tree]

For those who watch f1, thoughts? Lol

[ornate fossil]

guys please help

i cant take this anymore

i've been sitting in my room for 2 hours, unable to fix cyberpunk 2077 crashing on startup. my logs say everything is fine, the mod manager says everything is fine. but my game just doesn't really start up. do you know any other diagnostic methods except the redscript current logs?

please end my suffering

[sturdy forge]

Indian teck support here have you tried restarting your computer

[ornate fossil]

sadly, yes 😔

[vivid oar]

is it bc of mods

[ornate fossil]

i think i should ask the cyberpunk forum instead of some people in a discord server dedicated to a completely other game

[ornate fossil]

yes

[vivid oar]

o

just uninstall all mods

[ornate fossil]

i have at least 100

[ornate fossil]

no. my saves wont work

[vivid oar]

oh

[ornate fossil]

and the game wouldnt be fun

[vivid oar]

u sure all the mods are compatible tho

[ornate fossil]

yes

[vivid oar]

with each other

[ornate fossil]

those are things i check first. i even know what mod caused the problems in the first place. but now the logs say everything is okay but my game refuses to work

[vivid oar]

weird, i hope you find a fix

[ornate fossil]

well as i said ill just ask the people who dedicate half their life to mod development. but thank you for your best efforts to help me

[dark hatch]

Have you tried turning it off, then back on again? I heard this works with everything involved on a computer.

[bright cloud]

i hear turning it off and back on works with everything

i tried it with an apple the other day

it worked surprisingly well

[waxen tree]

Is that a construction line method 😂

[waxen tree]

Also hitting it works, no joke when my ps2 used to not work I would throw it on the ground and punch the top of it. You might think I was mishandling it but here’s the thing. It fixed it every time and it still works today lol

[vivid oar]

Ya the golden ratio

[waxen tree]

Iv seen that but I never could figure out how to use that, I’m going with the raccoon lol

[vivid oar]

Hahhahaha

we dont use the tool, we use the racoon

better math tool

[waxen tree]

Exactly

[gleaming ether]

GOOD MORNING EUROPE

[trim wind]

My nephews took all the eggs so I can’t do the namatama thingie 😦

[sand crown]

for everyone who participating in our art challnge, i'm glad to announce that we bringing even more prizes for winners, thanks Swa for sponsoring

[vivid sparrow]

random Steam key? like, random game?

[sand crown]

yup

[vivid sparrow]

ahhh

really excited for the art challenge. I love Namatama lol

[sand crown]

me as well

may 1st promising to be hot!

can't wait to reveal arts of our beloved contestants.!

[cinder wedge]

"random steam key"
guys is this the fabled closed closed beta key

[gritty ember]

honestly, can't wait to see what great thing are made. love a good comp to try something new

[gritty ember]

the "dev key"

[void echo]

egg

https://tenor.com/view/running-running-away-running-fast-joker-arthur-fleck-gif-17804349

[coarse sleet]

Good morning gamers

[gritty ember]

Good Evening, fellow gamer

[vivid sparrow]

egg

[void echo]

I'm not a gamer, but good morning to you

[sharp phoenix]

Morning

[vivid sparrow]

morning

I should be asleep

[coarse sleet]

Sleep

[austere crag]

It’s probably a key for spherecraft or some other shovelware title

[sharp phoenix]

nice eggs @soft locust

[soft locust]

Most are made by my siblings I just stolen a photo of them!

[ornate fossil]

Yes 😔

[molten spade]

Drink irresponsibly and use autocorrect

[sharp phoenix]

^ the correct way

[coarse sleet]

Yes

[velvet lark]

hey hey 🙂

[trim wind]

No cafecito today, just fresh air

[velvet lark]

👍

[coarse sleet]

omg hes touching grass

[violet horizon]

looks like the outside...

[sharp phoenix]

pretty graphics

[violet horizon]

a day time outside... havent seen those in a while

[waxen tree]

I’m also NA but I don’t bring up politics here despite my strong views cause it’ll just start war and nobody here will change their mind cause some dude on discord told them to lol

This was a moved conversation from finals chat lol

[sharp phoenix]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[trim wind]

No no.. I was standing on a tower, far above the grass

[trim wind]

Its a scary concept I know

[coarse sleet]

damn

can you send a pic of you touching grass

[trim wind]

I’d rather not

[coarse sleet]

im sad now

how are you today povich

[austere crag]

Looks like the Arkham Subreddit is going insane again

They've been my favorite to watch completely and utterly fall apart

[trim wind]

Severe cold, little shits screaming continuously and stealing my food…

So yeah, quite alright

[coarse sleet]

pog

[trim wind]

Lil shits are going to bed now

So I’m gonna watch a movie

[sharp phoenix]

ooo I heard the tetris movie was actually decent

and it has Taron Egerton

[trim wind]

Yes yes

I’m looking forward to it! Waiting for my old folk to be done with whatever so I can start it

[sharp phoenix]

also, is that like a sub under the tv ?

not sub, soundbar

[trim wind]

Yes

B&W

[coarse sleet]

i want to watch the tetris movie

[trim wind]

Haha unfortunately I cannot stream it

Apple is a little smarter than most streaming services

[coarse sleet]

well no one said you couldnt hop in a vc with all of us and turn your camera on

jk

[wooden dagger]

How so?

[trim wind]

I won’t be able to stream it from a pc, only apple devices who have all kinds of encoding tricks

[trim wind]

Or smart tvs which are closed circuit afaik

[vocal glacier]

yay my 3d print is finally done

[trim wind]

Show us!

(And I finished Tetris! Twas good)

[vocal glacier]

the namatama middle finger egg

[trim wind]

Omg… thats… both really cool and really wrong

[vocal glacier]

gotta paint its face on there 😈

but first i gotta check my print settings because that took an hour and 30 minutes

should have only taken like 40 minutes

[trim wind]

You did it nice and thick I guess

[vocal glacier]

yep that was it

shell thickness was 0.5 mm

should have been .1 or .2

and the top part warped because i didn't have my cooling setup, so i cant attach the top and bottom 😭

[vocal glacier]

oh

[trim wind]

Right…

[violet horizon]

[austere crag]

[coarse sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-nick-young-confused-gif-14595377

[austere crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069251940824928326/1094707263907823676/0A45A955-FCF1-430C-B397-2778C113E860.gif

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flabbergasted-shocked-wink-reaction-gif-25698054

mojang actually fixed the stupid ass atlas stitching memory leak in minecraft 1.19.4

[bright cloud]

Ok

[austere crag]

the fact that it took them 2 years to fix this issue is beyond me

[austere crag]

@vivid oar Thoughts on renaming myself to Kynezantama

[vivid oar]

It would only fit you more

[austere crag]

I've evolved

To something terrible

[vivid oar]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-who-are-you-kazoo-kid-funny-gif-16933963

No matter how much you change your name you'll always be JusticeCharity with that gif as your pfp to me lolol

[austere crag]

The Harley Quinn one?

[vivid oar]

yeye

[austere crag]

That is what I was for a while

[vivid oar]

Ye and then this

This is a nice pfp too

Face reveal pfp 👀

[austere crag]

eye reveal

[vivid oar]

shiny

🤩

[coarse sleet]

pog

kyne has a new name

[coarse sleet]

we doing eye reveals now

[austere crag]

Sir April 1st was 8 days ago

Let's not literally advocate for breaking the law.

Yes

[rotund gyro]

wtf is going on here LOL

how about, no

[austere crag]

No, it's the drop the discussion, both of you, channel.

[rotund gyro]

BWATER

[bleak turret]

Drop the discussion please.

[coarse sleet]

yoooo

[rotund gyro]

HELP, NEED WATER

[coarse sleet]

its beau

how are you beau

[bleak turret]

Sorry everyone had to read this, lets resume chatter

[rotund gyro]

only bwater can provide water

keep trying bro, you might get the embed to work

[sullen dawn]

Bro Im trying XD

BRO

[rotund gyro]

jokes aside

you need the proper role

[austere crag]

You don't have embedded permissions

[sullen dawn]

im slow

[coarse sleet]

Here's a cool trick to change the subject

[waxen tree]

How long that take to learn?

[bright cloud]

Bruh

[coarse sleet]

A couple months of practice

But I'm still not good with combos and continuing combos

[waxen tree]

Oh wow that’s pretty impressive

[coarse sleet]

ADHD moment

[waxen tree]

Iv always seen those tricks online but the couple of times Iv tried Iv failed miserably lol

[steep cloud]

Why you trying to shank that wall?

What that wall do to you?

[coarse sleet]

Stole my ospuze

[bright cloud]

[coarse sleet]

Here's a fail

[sharp phoenix]

[coarse sleet]

I like my slap of disappointment

[bright cloud]

do you guys think that there will be multiple game modes when the finals releases?

have we gotten anything on this yet?

I think it could be cool

[waxen tree]

There should be TTT from Gary’s mod on the final version lol

[waxen tree]

wow sorry for killing the chat guys

[bright cloud]

lol

[trim wind]

Oh snap, that wall will definitely give you his wallet now!

[trim wind]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/462415901480976385/1094857856081203220/image.png

[gleaming ether]

Popsicle is a real bully! 😠

[cinder wedge]

My finger nibbling cat came back today

[trim wind]

Woooo

[vivid sparrow]

here I am again

on my phone for hours late at night instead of going to bed

huehuehue

[velvet flume]

just do an 8 ball index rollover shortstop 😎

[coarse sleet]

Oh no

This one knows actual tricks tricks

[velvet flume]

i've been flipping for like a year, still too lazy to do anything weird

i just do really smooth combos, learning how to chain everything together is the best part

[sharp phoenix]

Morning

[velvet flume]

like in your first vid instead of stopping it to do a thumb rollover you should try to do 2 thumb rollovers in a row and it makes the index rollover look really smooth and flashy 👀 and learning how to do an index from closed position

[coarse sleet]

Morning

[coarse sleet]

It was a index roll over into a thumb roller up

[velvet flume]

yeah but instead of stopping it on your thumb like you did you can just twirl it over your thumb

similar to how 8 ball does 2 thumb rollovers basically

that 2 rollovers is really essential in getting back into basic position with it still being smooth 👀

[coarse sleet]

Your talking about behind the 8 ball

[velvet flume]

no

i mean doing that after your index rollover

instead of the zero g

i'll have to show you when you get the chance

[trim wind]

I just.. don’t own any knives.

Well kitchen knives.. for kitchen related reasons

[gritty ember]

We call that being normal

[coarse sleet]

I think I know what your talking about

This?

Also sorry for the bad camera angle, my wide camera angle doesn't like the lack of light

[sharp phoenix]

Looking good

[trim wind]

Pretty sure its actually illegal to own one of those here.

[full mauve]

:o

[coarse sleet]

Not a really blade

It's actually bottle opener

[full mauve]

lmao

[velvet flume]

yess

[full mauve]

definitely

[velvet flume]

unfortunately i do my tricks too fast to do on camera :(

they look blurry and clunky

[coarse sleet]

Bottle opener

[trim wind]

So you’re saying it aint sharp?

I’m almost considering a picking test is in order…

[coarse sleet]

There called trainers

[coarse sleet]

I went for the vulpit was like 60 dollars but I recommend a squid trainer

[velvet flume]

yeah i have a trident i think? i forgot name of it

[coarse sleet]

I wanted the mako but the blade will bend if I just look at it 💀

[velvet flume]

triton v2

triton v2 was my first actual trainer besides crappy amazon ones that broke after 2 minutes

squid industries def worth it, it's all beat up from me practicing too many aerials but it has held up really well for its price

[coarse sleet]

I once got soda on it accidentally and had to take it apart to clean it

[slender atlas]

wtf

[sharp phoenix]

you spilt Jones Soda on it?

[coarse sleet]

No so how have my room I have a box of soda next to my chair on the floor, so I can just lean over and get it and I dropped it and it fell into the sodas and punctured one of them

It got all in the pivots and bushings I had to take it apart and re lube it

[sharp phoenix]

[coarse sleet]

Im surprised you didnt flame me for drinking room temp soda

[sharp phoenix]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[trim wind]

I’m silently judging you

[sharp phoenix]

I've done it many times, can't judge you

also, who made the cat emotes Povich?

[coarse sleet]

I'm not saying room temp or cold soda is better, I'm just indifferent soda is soda

[rotund gyro]

HAPPY MONDAY FRIENDS

[sharp phoenix]

it is a happy monday

[bleak turret]

YASINE

[coarse sleet]

Happy monday

Good morning beau how are you

[bleak turret]

I'm aight and busy-o

[coarse sleet]

Busy? Is something gonna happen to the server

[bleak turret]

Nah, just busy as usual biz

[coarse sleet]

[bleak turret]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[sharp phoenix]

confirmed, the day is one of those numbers for release

[coarse sleet]

December 4th

[bleak turret]

More like I'm just digging in my usual pile of data

[rotund gyro]

BWATER

[agile granite]

I need an update on arc raiders augh

[coarse sleet]

Same

[full mauve]

closed alpha will be soon :)

[agile granite]

yeah

i just looked at the media kit

glad they gave us some lore

i like that we're gonna be able to craft weapons

sounds fun

[safe vault]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-griddy-gif-26317699

[trim wind]

No clue

[sharp phoenix]

[trim wind]

Its from a discord server and they also took it from somewhere else so I guess its royalty free or at least free use

Anyway they are amazing

[sharp phoenix]

they really are

[coarse sleet]

[trim wind]

[coarse sleet]

[trim wind]

I need evil ketchup emotes

[sharp phoenix]

you do

[coarse sleet]

WE

[coarse sleet]

Idk if I should stop being lazy and get up to play tarkov

Or just continue being lazy

[trim wind]

Look at this.. an OG 1992 handknitted blue piggy

My mom was like.. yeah F it.. I gave life to this kid, might as well give him a piggy because he’s here to stay

[coarse sleet]

Pog

[full mauve]

continue being lazy sounds good

[coarse sleet]

Yeah

[coarse sleet]

instructions unclear im now in tarkov

[gleaming ether]

📸

[sharp phoenix]

uh no

[trim wind]

I wanna play Hunt but I’m 80 away from my computer :c

[coarse sleet]

simply just go back to your pc

[trim wind]

I cannot

[coarse sleet]

skill issue

[full mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-the-simpsons-at-least-you-tried-fail-failure-gif-7859548

[trim wind]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/462415901480976385/1094965404679553045/340000865_1358512938055333_580479665108717957_n.png

[coarse sleet]

i hate you

i actually laughed a bit when i figured it out

[austere crag]

My computer class was in room 404 in high school

You can bet the teacher absolutely never stopped talking about it

[full mauve]

i’m laughing because i’m too stupid to understand today

[steep cloud]

Now to find out which sort of juice box is in slot 1404E210DDFD 4FA5E227933D2 1A3DC

[surreal olive]

Been busy with a move but..... hello eggs

[coarse sleet]

hola

[steep cloud]

That juice seems about right

[violet horizon]

hows everyone in here?

doing good

just wating for my family to go out for a bit

with my cousins

what are you yolks gonna do today?

[austere crag]

oh dear lord

KUNAI

[violet horizon]

hm

[austere crag]

discord is planning to add family controls to their goofy platform

[violet horizon]

tell me

[austere crag]

You can start a farmers market

[violet horizon]

OMGGGG

is that real people?

is it multiplayer?

[austere crag]

No

Wait
yes

It's not real people but there is a multiplayer mode

[violet horizon]

can i play with you!?

[austere crag]

Sure

[violet horizon]

do you need a good phone?

mine is a... wait

redmi note 11 pro or something

[austere crag]

It has graphics settings

[violet horizon]

ah nice

[austere crag]

I've got mine on high but I've got a S22 Ultra

[violet horizon]

liquid cooling and all that

[coarse sleet]

why do you keep flexing on us

[violet horizon]

jk xd but there are some trying to do it to distribute the heat

[austere crag]

There's someone in this chat that can flex more, I try not to flex but they don't at all.

[sand jacinth]

Oh frick, how the heck are we DOING gamers?

[violet horizon]

im.. imbarq? whats that?

[dusk mirage]

Everyone's gone green it's an epidemic

[coarse sleet]

true

[sand jacinth]

I REFUSE to sell out >:C

[austere crag]

YOU CAN BUY A HOUSE AND DECORATE IT?!

WHAT IS THIS GAME LMAO

[sand jacinth]

It's chaos! Pandemonium!

[austere crag]

I am freaking out but I am okay

I am calm

[violet horizon]

Is this the game?

[sand jacinth]

Is it Hogwarts Legacy? :v

[austere crag]

Yessssssss

[violet horizon]

gonna buy it

[austere crag]

my humor has been nuked by the internet so bad i just started laughing out loud after seeing that all vscript files (source engine stuff) end with the .nut file extension

[violet horizon]

im installing it

[austere crag]

This is my city in the first pocketcity

[full mauve]

lmao

[violet horizon]

how long you playing the second one?

[dusk mirage]

We need a music channel in this server I wanna post some tunes

[austere crag]

Uh, 20 minutes on and off

[violet horizon]

looks fun

:3

[austere crag]

Tap on cities I think

I sent you my host code

[umbral turret]

[sharp phoenix]

heyo

[umbral turret]

How is everyone

[sharp phoenix]

not too bad, it's Monday, how are you?

[rapid storm]

hello:)

[waxen tree]

Hold up this is multiplayer?

[waxen tree]

Hey!

[umbral turret]

Extremely tired

[austere crag]

thats cursed

[violet horizon]

That is me

In game xd

[austere crag]

looks like it could be the floating head from power rangers

zordon

[wheat light]

no microtransactions? damn

do u have to wait for buildings to be completed

[spiral phoenix]

cuteee

[dusk mirage]

I-I just wanted the gun...

[bright cloud]

yo yo yo

spinach and pizza and spaghetti and stuff

[full mauve]

uh yeah stuff like that

[gleaming ether]

electrical spaghetti > electrical spinach

[bright cloud]

ok

[gleaming ether]

hella fine

[bright cloud]

hmmmmm maybe

[gleaming ether]

i can recommend

[bright cloud]

wait that doesn't look half bad

i wouldn't be surprised

[full mauve]

it just looks like string cheese

[lament fulcrum]

It looks like some put canned spaghetti on a crust...

[gleaming ether]

it's basically where the string theory derives from

[bright cloud]

lol

[lament fulcrum]

I have invented a way to make instant chilli.

Would anyone care to hear?

[bright cloud]

ummm i guess i would

[lament fulcrum]

Keep in mind it's not actually instant. It takes the process down from 4-8 hours to about 20 minutes.

[bright cloud]

close enough

[lament fulcrum]

1. You fry beef and add beans close to when the beef will be finished.
   2)Fry bell peppers and onion.
   I added paprika and garlic pepper to my mix.
   3.) Add a can of manwhich over the beef and make sure there is more sauce then beef.
   4.) Add the peppers into the mix slowly while simmering the mix.
   5.) Eat.

[bright cloud]

i'll have to try that sometime

[lament fulcrum]

Let me know how that goes for you.

I'd like to know.

[austere crag]

okay question for the sane people here (all of you)

[bright cloud]

mhm

[austere crag]

is cheese pizza just as basic as making said cheese pizza triple cheese?

like saying extra cheese 2 times

[dusk mirage]

That would be a three cheese pizza if they’re all different

[bright cloud]

hmm

[dusk mirage]

Which is different opposed to a single mozzarella cheese pizza

[austere crag]

i was arguing with someone about how hes being weird for only ordering cheese pizza extra cheese 2x

and calls pepperoni gross

hes not even vegetarian

[dusk mirage]

I mean I think the point of pizza is the toppings more than anything but that’s me

I get a lot of toppings

Depends on the pizza

Brick oven maybe, Greek style cheese pizza no way

[austere crag]

but this guy only gets cheese ontop of it already having cheese and calls me weird

i thought he was trolling but hes serious

[austere crag]

he goes to a local shop apparently

[dusk mirage]

That’s just too much cheese in my opinion

I never get extra cheese

[bright cloud]

Extra cheese makes anything meh

[dusk mirage]

You also feel worse after eating it

[bright cloud]

True

[trim wind]

Quattro fromaggi

Is divine

[bright cloud]

gesundheit

Did you guys know that the Dairy Queen blizzard was introduced in 1985

So small blizzards are 85 cents rn

[trim wind]

Whats a dairy queen blizzard?

[bright cloud]

Are there no Dairy Queen’s in Europe?

Google says there are

[dusk mirage]

There are some near me but I’ve never gone before

I’ll probably try it if it’s 85 cents

[bright cloud]

Just got a haircut pog

[sharp phoenix]

pog, I really need one

[soft crystal]

I've just started growing my hair

[bright cloud]

I haven’t gotten one since like January so it was very much needed

[soft crystal]

I go to the hairdresser every 2 weeks lol

[full mauve]

why lmao

does your hair grow that fast

[soft crystal]

yes

[full mauve]

[soft crystal]

I mean I have a very short hair rn

my hair is reeeally dense and gets greasy and dandruffed all the time

so I'm washing it every second day

[sharp phoenix]

lucky

[full mauve]

my comments on my hair tend to be about how despite it looking spiky (naturally) it’s actually really soft and a mop

[bright cloud]

I should get my hair cut at least once a month, I just always put it off.

[soft crystal]

mine IS spiky on the back of my neck

[trim wind]

Mine is only spiky on my face

[full mauve]

elder male hair is too powerful

[sand crown]

evening!

[soft crystal]

haiii

[trim wind]

Stop calling me old 😦

[full mauve]

hi ignite

[sand crown]

hello hello

[full mauve]

nah im just saying your older than me :D

[sharp phoenix]

hey ig

[full mauve]

never specified you were an old man

[trim wind]

Likely yeah

[soft crystal]

He is an old man

[bright cloud]

Wassup ignite

[full mauve]

unless i specifically say so now..

[sand crown]

thanks, im good

[soft crystal]

He is the uncle of the server