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the sseth review
@twin cobalt What are you playing?
if you want all of your limbs replaced by pizza, then this is the game for you.
RainbowSixSiege
Aha Ranked?
HOLD my Bear
no im sick, so just casual
that review is pretty old. the game doesn't really LOOK like that anymore but it still plays like it.
Ah got it. Rank?
currently d3
anyone wanna party
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I get often pokeballed....
you a shield main?
dont have any actually
whats ur steam
i used to be a blitz main back when blitz shot exactely where his laser was pointing
So a flex player? (Can role with any and all)
blitzcrank Q maldin
Yes i try to fill the gaps
but usually i am the fragger/IGL
Fragger role is nice more kills on LB
what game
but you have to deliver otherwise you have a problem
fortnite
beuh
minecraft
Ye true if you aint good in aiming a fragger role is not suited.
what game tho
r6s
use shotgun so dont have to aim
Haha wish it was that easy lol
that sounds like a lazy gamer
it is
i am
@twin cobalt in a fixed team ranked?
sometimes yes sometimes no
Aha
i got reactions now
you never should

forced meme
ok
KILL. ALL. REDDITORS. BEEP. BOOP.
Hello
how are you doing?
happy to hear that
sick
i might have corona
i am awake for mopre then 24 h and i am not tired
i can not sleep
It is really though rn
psychosis soon(tm)
i hope not
have you tried sleeping pills?
no
Haven't been able to sleep since 2am it's over for me
i also cant leave the apartment
i could ask someone but it would take 2h
i will survive that
i believe
its better than nothing
true
but not always
but holy shit you just reminded me that i have meds
i will be right back
they are illegal in my country tho
but it is not drugs no worries
i actually don't know
all other countries in europe sell it
I was talking about "propolis" it is a byproduct of honey and works as the
immune system of a bee hive
and thats illegal in your country?
it is very effective against corona and normal colds as well
became a hybrid egg enthusiast and pin promoter
TFPD has lost its importance in the past days ๐ฆ
what does tfpd stand for?
The Finals Play Dest xd
like honestly i have no clue what it means
the finals pin department, little joke we made just before the start of playtest when everyone was asking dumb questions
oh, yeah that makes sense
are 8 players required to start the tutorial?
what game?
it says something along those lines, yes, but the tutorial is singel player
354 playing 24 min ago 1,276 24-hour peak 1,400 all-time peak :C
you will get your chance
hopefully
oh im sure
morning/afternoon
afternoon/evening
We can rebuild!
does anyone know when wooper will be online again?
soonish
are you in my game? ๐ฎ
i might not be scared of spiders but that still does not mean i like them
Trueeee
I stole enemy money in the last 5 seconds and clutched
moments like these make the game what it is. intense adrenaline pumping matches
my favorite moment was that an enemy had the vault and just before he got it to the cashout we pulled the trigger on the two c4 charges on it (or inside it whatever you want to consider it)
he was so sad hahah
I was about to place a box inside the station and then the whole building fell down and I got killed. This game keeps on delivering lmao
I'm still trying to get an ATM to go through the ground with my goo ๐คท It seems plausible to achieve, at least
rip, i entered a vault into an ATM at 4secs left ๐ฅด And we had won if the time ran out
now we need to defend another minute haha
anz chance ill be accepted today?
invites are still being sent out so it's possible
still two more days of testing in this phase โบ๏ธ
Ooo finally
They put the member since thing in the profile overview instead of needing to actually view the profile of the user to see it.
I have been on discord too long
Ah

I hate work
I wake up after 3 hours of sleep each day and I have to go do things just to survive
Like c'mon
'tis the worst 
Ew no
Chug 5 hour energy
๐คท that works
Very fair, coffee can be a lot for some people!
I'm that way with...many energy drinks.
I'm just an early* september scrub
yeah, I used to energy crash after lunch but now it hasn't happened anymroe. My body breaks down coffee very fast haha
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no thanks, I'm good
I'm very basic and have a pumpkin coffee this morning. It's not usually my favorite but it's what was on clearance, so
I've never had that actually! should try it sometime
Capuccino are good!
pumpkin is fall-y so I'll let it pass
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Do you listen to jazz played by bears, or are you a bear named Jazz? ๐ค
It's just jazz vibes
Ok ๐
I had to change when Blues started talking music ๐
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not me, be my guest
Me. That would be me.

So we can't post pictures of shelless NamaTama?
AYO????
Breaking News: Wooper is an adult!
Ehe
Congratulations on becoming a Quagsire
Good afternoon, eggbois, how are we all doing?
Giggity
Giggitygiggitygiggity
yay im on lunch break
Hi ash
now i have time to cry about no key
Give it time! The email WILL come!
Ayyyy!
I GOT ACCESS
LETS FUCKING GO
WOOOOOOOO
AS I WAS ABOUT TO TYPE I DIDNT GET ACCESS AHAHAHA
I will not play until ash and swa get in tho
So y'all better ping when you get the access
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With that being said I'm gonna go play the alpha when I get home
I believe Swa has access, I've seen them around the lfg channel!
congratsss
I'm just gonna put on a stream of the finals on YouTube and put the NDA as the thumbnail
As soon as people get into the stream they'll get rickrolled
or just stream the trailer ๐คก
nah theres a easier way to get keys
if you mail a shovel to embark HQ they will give you a key
Or
but by then the playtest would have ended 
you have to use 1 day shipping
Overnight shipping
at that rate i'd just fly myself to sweden
knock on embark's door with a box of brownies
Embark or nexon
special brownies?
embark
id probably be arrested on the way ๐
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alright something's up
Dw just give the cops a piece each and be on your way
the moment i said that my discord crashed
yes bribing cops always works
not in sweden ๐
hmm but who could resist a good ol' box of donuts
Bro over here
I've had this happen where I was talking crap about google chrome and my entire PC crashed.
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NOOOOOOOOO
shed his chances of a key
I got my key
ungive his key
take his wife and kids
feed his wife and kids to eggward

eggward hungers
Eggward after killing your entire family Infront of your very eyes

You guys ever fight a shark?
every day
Loan?
this reminds me of the inflatable dinosaur costum
i really need that
I let the vacuum gimme the vacuum
Oh shit I think I have one
But it's like 8 years old
I could take five of them home for real
you gotta move then
is that an ikea plushie
yes
get a djungleskog
poor guy, i hope he get's well soon
Me too
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ngl i feel like the gun moves too much for having like 0 recoil
you mean moving because of visual recoil or in genereal
idk the gun shakes to much but the recoil is fine
Goodluck sir
He's a doctor
Good luck Dr. Sir
egg
@surreal olive getting put randomly into my game with me was hilarious
darnoux!
hi!!
How dare I? How dare you? >:0
@radiant copper Did you just kill me ๐
yeaaaa and it made me play medium....
its ok tho
I can play medium next time!
you can play whatever you'd like
I just wanna be a cowboy that flies through the skies
Anyone watching spyfamily?
Once I figured out how to use the grappling hook it's really fun
The people having rubberbanding issues with it I think aren't releasing it when they want to since it sticks until you either break the rope or you release it.
2nd season started today right?
i wish the grapple hook was more like the ones from titanfall 2 and apex legends
but i think that would be overpowered for this game
good job @hollow fjord

maybe just "play something then"
and to you!
I'm on a laptop and my internet is NOT great but
I'm missing all of woppers moments
hey, listen. You're putting fire down range and it's working
Did someone get banned again
Nono, I'm in a game with them right now! Randomly got paired up.
Cant wait to slay
I know im gonna drop the ball soon as i play but sitll
still*
another day another ratio
gooood try @hollow fjord
GG! Sorry about that haha
don't be buddy, i'm having fun win or lose
Same!
again!
You already in Wooper or do you need a teammate?
I am now a tactical ballerina
I'll queue up and see what happens ๐
@surreal olive you are a menace with that revolver holy
@late prawn we are in the same game
I forgot to switch my Medium loadout and now I'm sad
i can't believe we random queue'd twice and got on the same team
Bring it!
right???
Great job on that sneak up the crane, i didnt see u at all
Moahaha, my crane
Lost the cashout tho... My teammate wasn't supr objective oriented, even before he left ๐
You too!
awww
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Do you want to play with me tomorrow?
NOOOOOOOO im knocked out
you're so sneaky!
For a big guy...
@surreal olive NICE job omg
Hey @hollow fjord I hate to ping you but they're getting a bit rowdy in #โกโthe-finals-chat
gg's
to be fair tho, it was either my team or yours to be knocked out
GO BOOP EM
Been trying to make them chill out but I got about as far as I could
i need to order some groceries
True, the final will be tough :S
Good luck, hope u win!
Dealing with #โกโthe-finals-chat first!
Let me sign some NDA so I can watch you guys play 
Unfortunately the NDA is what prevents us from showing you buddy!
Oh right you canโt even show someone else whoโs signed it 
I added @winged summit and you too @austere crag for later on if you guys still playing : )
Correct! 

I do be gamin'
gamers in here
@spiral phoenix It ended up being a 1v3 and I got destroyed :/
aw damn, unlucky!
Feel you there.
One of my friends from germany is currently in the hospital and it isn't looking good
Sorry to hear that mate!
daaamn, hope they recover : (
She's had heart issues for a bit and I think it might finally be getting to that point... we'll see
Here's hoping
Good Morning!
2 pm for me ๐
yes yes
Anyone get in today?
Are you a gamer, per chance?
I suppose one could call me that, yes
Wow! So cool actually meeting a gamer ๐ฎ
HELLO
how is everyone
Sorry I was missing Iโve not been home unexpectedly
how are you friend
howโs the game going?
Iโll be able to play soon !
Game is going swimmingly
you like it ?!
I love how dramatic jumping out of a window is
and then the power slide after jumping out said window
i love power sliding
better then val
i feel like i have a stick up my ass when playing that game
like cod yea
apex also does justice
hyperscape got shut down, no?
sadge
rip
remember when splitgate was suppose to be good
most likely
lol
i didnt hate splitgate
i really loved the portal system
splitgate is good but they had to shut down the game for 2 weeks to upgrade the servers bc it couldn't handle the amount of players
i just wished there was like maybe a grappling hook but maybe it would be too similar to halo
yeah I was pc nerd
but i really want spider-man 2 and ragnarok
Damn no email still. Day 1 on signups
Iโm excited to play this game a little later will be home in about 4 hours
gotta car ride ahead of me
waiting for the rain to calm a little
Lights with snipers sitting on rooftops and achieving literally nothing is getting a little exhausting
i got รฎt randomly
i forgot i wishlisted it
i thought it was interesting
especially streamers that are breaking NDA
didnโt think much of it tbh though
they forgot about the game, arenโt in discord and just playing
They donโt know itโs under NDA
they just see new game hop on and stream it
well yea
one guy streaming I told him and he had no clue at all
Ended stream deleted VOD and apologized
Said he wasnโt in discord just saw on steam
probably not looking
that or paying attention to chat
then 15 people come flooding into chat saying stop stream now
@winged summit Started playing yet?
LOL
Ah
yโall NA??
Can I join?
I will play around 7pm EST
Ah
maybe earlier
Invite me then :3
Imagine being NA ๐คข /j
north american superiority
Your restart cancled my matchmaking, stop that! ๐ฆ
I'm in a game!
must be nice ๐ฆ
Lagging a lot though right now haha
may have to let the PC cool down after this one
LOL ? you heating up wooper?
their laptop burning a hole in their desk
Got eliminated first round, probably partially because I was just rubberbanding haha
oof

I'm going to stop for a bit!
stops for 1 min
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@late prawn we need bigger explosions!!!!
I'm giving her all I got capn
epicness
Is there any interactible thing we've missed I wonder?
The Cranes, the Cannons, Elevators, Ziplines, Walls.
I found a fuse box that turns off the lights to the building!!

Everytime I think we've found everything
I'm still not entirely sure we're getting vehicles
The roads are far too narrow for them unless it's just bikes going slow.
ik
jesus that was a long status LOL
Embark is celebrating 3 years! So what have we accomplished? Weโve grown to more than 250 game makers, weโve got big plans for the future, and a few projects we are just itching to share. To celebrate, we thought weโd share a glimpse of another unannounced game in the works. ๐
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This is the teaser we're talking about by the by for those that haven't seen it
The devs watching as I keep pulling out random things shown a year ago
ahah 2021
thats not last yea-... oh god
tbf it is almost last year. Just need another month and it will be
I'm stuck in 2020 too ๐
I laughed so hard at that
glad to have provided some laughs
DESTRUCTION AND VIOLENCE
๐บ โจ eggโจ ๐บ
GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES
my favorite
me when it's monday and the play test is over
Yo!
sorry ๐ฆ
I will! We were 2v3 and we almost won last round, so it is what it is ๐คท
it do be like that sometimes
I still don't have acces to play so i think i might just not even try the game...
ok
Hoping you get in soon, friend!!!
there will be more waves, you'll get in before you know it
no set times, just throughout the Swedish work hours!
i got my access at 2pm swedish time
@winged summit Now I'm starting back up again! You're trying to get against me right?
ah yes the universal known swedish work hours ... who DOESNT know them, right? yeah ... iยดm definetly NOT googling them right now ...
I heard the Swedes work 24 hours a day theyโre robots
Yeah

so this game is considered AI Art then?
Everythingโs AI 
Game built by robots
Thatโs why itโs that polished
you mean EGG I ?
Hopefully we wind up in the same lobby!
Good morning everyone!
@slim swan You are on my team!
8-5/9-6 with an hour of lunch mon-fri
Good morning oak
Good morning :)
Good morning (but actually night)
Didn't get ya @hollow fjord
Itโs 4 am here 
Next time!
Living in the future fr
I can predict your future.
10 pm here
Will I be dead at this time tomorrow
I know your future
Ehhhhhh what'd you eat in the last hour?
Popeyeโs Fried Chicken
Thank god, good to know Iโm safe for the next 24hours
I got server issues too! Im not on any!
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I been whining for several times how bad luck I have with these access things
1/100 ratio
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Sending you good luck vibes!!!
Well i wish you luck with getting in! It could be today/tomorrow!
Well I think the servers are down lol
They're struggling a little it seems, I'll look into it!
They canโt handle the love!!
Donยดt mind me. Iยดm just a random comment to boost my Server XP.
The grind again!
how dare you!
(same tbh)
gotta stick to it
We all want that green rank
What is a green rank?
I want white and access :C
I go to sleep i already get pushed down a rank people talk to much haha
Cause gen chat is hard to talk to one specific person?
you know the system is for "these are the loudest ones, just mute them and get peace in channels"
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nah, its usually chill vibes in here
Less people in this chat
I just put the pin and faq gif in gen chat


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understandable i'm usually in this channel or easter eggs!
yyea
Yep!
So cool thereโs already Easter eggs :0
We don't have much info atm but were trying to think about the game lore wise
eager egs..
There was before the alpha test, hopefully some after!
I think Easter eggs are a sign the devs having fun w/ their work, I love it
@hollow fjord Wanna team up?
Sure!
I hope they are! 
You guys team up in game!? ๐ฎ
If you bribe them enough
For sure. Workers enjoying their job is so nice
LMAO
I bribed them with the gift of knowledge
The day I spent trying to guide all of you to that can of beans in #easter-eggs at the end of phase one was literally my favorite day in game dev in my years of doing this.
Cursed unknown knowledge which consumes you whole
The Beans... The beans...
Ooh I think that was before my time. It sounds so fun
So. What do i have to do, to be get the EggPet Emote? I mean iยดm quite experienced in petting MY eggs, but i still canยดt use that emoji. Any secret technique, that i dont know?
Bruh I remember when I was looking at every town in Devon trying to find a link to Italty
LOL
Might be Discord Nitro!

good whenever btw @austere crag!
oh damn you guys playyyyyin?
Try now!
@hollow fjord unfortunately it looks like I cannot play with you today as it seems the power has gone out lol
OH NO
noooooooooooooo
cursed...
NOOOO
I have the worst luck today I stg
Eggward does not allow you to play... You have upset eggward...
Run.
@hollow fjord says it'll be back on in a hour or two so if you're still around hmu
Wait it's Saturday not Sunday we got another day lol
This is the first weekend I've had in half a month that I haven't been busy all week
Oooh why?

Thats the greatest thing ive ever seen xD
Yeah for sure!
Good whenever @surreal olive ๐
when
best of luck in the games to the NAers, time for bed here
and to some sneaky oce people as well
good night friend, NA will keep the servers running full ๐
im sure of it!
Little earlier!
oh, lol
oop that was meant to reply here haha
oof
Is this an Egg? 

egg-selent observation!
Yes! Their name is Nama Tama, lovingly called "Eggward"
Gn :) Hope you have a good sleep!
what's the origin/meaning behind Nama Tama
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:eggpet: +
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do u need a third?
Sure! I can ping you when we're out of this game!
gg
gg!!
You still wanna join?
yep!
Same ign as here! ๐
You did! I'll have to close and reopen to find you!
ah oki
Not sure! Some games are just like that.
im restarting my game quickly
sad
ight im ready
@hollow fjord @surreal olive lets get some wins!!!


Just a random Comment petting his Eggs.
it says unknown 12/12 for me
oh noooo
u guys in a game?
yes
ahh
ight ill sit out this game lmaoo
it might have been bc my region was set to Europe perhaps
No worries!
ive set it NA now tho
This is probably my last one for now unfortunately, shift is over soon and I'm gonna grab some dinner. May hop back on later!
brooooooo dw about it
ah no worries!! we can always play tomorrow!
the game was scuffed from the start since our teammate left anyway
Imagine having a third
@surreal olive clutch
; ) gr
u guys win?
not yet! He deposited at the last second round 2

gg! I'm gonna grab some dinner!
enjoy

u lost?

We did ๐ฆ
aww good try tho!
Dude's streaming the finals 
thanks for reporting
np

What

Calm your Eggs!
he is a man
The pose, the presence
he is a little man, you're right
Also @hollow fjord the power is back on finally lol
I'm playin with my partner right now but you're welcome to join after this game!
Take your time! Just ping me when you're ready we are still having a minor power issue in one of the rooms.
He is a man
little man morris
I want to rub his belly
Aight where do you live I'm coming for the cat
@austere crag If you still wanna hop in we just got out of a game!
Samsung website is asking for a 5 digit postal code, we only use 4. What do i do?!?
I'll hop on!
Somehow made it to the final round with just the two of us
lol
Alright. You can invite me :3
Invited!
Have a preference of which class?
Light or Medium. Heavy cramps my style lol
Sounds good!
I'm so sorry my packet and server are awful right now!
It's alright!
I had like every possible warning on the side for performance haha
lol
damn bruh
they need to give cool-downs to leavers
People die once and leave the whole match
I think they might also just be disconnecting or crashing
3v3v2 ๐ญ
I know I've had a network freeze before when evereyone else is still playing a couple of times
this game mad fun

duck and cover!
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Next time wait a couple of seconds before matchmaking I need to change the weapon on the Medium class @hollow fjord
Will do!
@hollow fjord If you wanna forward that bug to the team all the walls in the construction site are like that
Yeah I will. It's very strange. It's like you need to destroy them twice.
I think it's getting removed client side and not server side?
Very possible!
I'm ready when you are/if you are.
Yeah I'll do one more and then I gotta walk the pup before bed.

Be safe friend!
hi
@austere crag ayyyyee good win!
will playtest be available in asia
We'd like to expand to other regions in the future!
will this game release with the game arc raaiders on 2023
We don't have an official release date yet but it's not connected to the release of any other games as far as I know!
roger that
any idea on the size of the game?
some say it as 1000gb
any approx speculations
The download size for the alpha for me was 10.7gb!
Not sure how that compares to others, I feel I've heard similar from other people.
I can just answer some things for you so Wooper can go walk his dog lol
curious to kw if the game can run in mine
For me it ran smoothly, but I'm in the top 10% of computer specs so I would expect that.
cause the spaces TBH on steam
For the most part it seems to run fairly well on most modern computers from what I've experienced and heard, what specs do you have?
That should be enough to run it fairly well
No
dont wanna be a yet another episode of cant download it even if its free
Anyway, hope you have a nice night and thanks for the games! :3
It probably won't be larger than 100gb
roger justice
That's just speculation of course but it won't be any more than 250 lol
Likewise!
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i am now sick beyond comprehension
Hope you guys sleep well !
my body is not happy at my brains choices
Awwww hope you get better soon :(
i will only get better with a playtest key
What's Stockholm's time?
im good just alcohol and vr dont mix
I wanna drink rn frfr;(
do it
i need wooper to carry me tomorrow, they destroyed me in our match lol
only gatorade
no water
only gatorade
i have four gatorade bottles at my desk right now
drink tequila
only tequila
What class yโall using the most
maybe, i guess you could say that
just a few packs in my pantry
I been playing medium the most
heavy, lightweight sometimes
if only i knew what i play
I play a medium support type
but alas, no key for tree
heavy for destruction, lightweight im just trying to find best gun + ability combo
playing tree for 1 hour
and frag
no need for key
interesting
I wanna play light but I use smg n feel like Iโm shooting nerf darts
Maybe Iโm too far
get top 10 in server ranks before monday and the key gods will smile upon you, tree
oh is there damage drop off
thats the plan
no thats right
lightweight you need to only hit headshots to get kills
the cosmetics fire tho






