⚡┇the-finals-chat

[ripe shadow]

[teal raft]

you're good brother, i'm just stating my opinions at the end of the day, but i do think that this game's ranked scene would benefit from having more people that are willing to try it out

[gaunt gazelle]

Smork or no smork is not the deal if you live in big city. Lung cancer, neurosis and schizophrenia is a start pack of megapolis

[chilly holly]

Buff CL-40

[rapid cobalt]

Fr it’s nice to run cash out and feel the weight of a ranked but you don’t have to sweat abt losing

[stray smelt]

smurfs exist sadly so ppl have to deal with the swampnuts either way

[sweet vine]

I think Everybody would go find you if apocalipse came out

[gaunt gazelle]

Looks not so bad tbf

[chilly holly]

Actually I think facing same tier people would be fair and balanced just like S2 ranj

[sweet vine]

Schnitzel taste good it's pork

I serve that thang in work

[calm yacht]

I love it when I see dudes with a skin that cost as much euros as they have account levels

[stray smelt]

schnitzel
it zels schnits

[ripe shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-role-colour-role-stand-proud-stand-proud-yellow-yellow-rank-gif-2423303473483590769

[spark valley]

It's not what I know as a Schnitzel. But I still would eat it

[sweet vine]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512

[gaunt gazelle]

Well, what have you done? Now I'm hungry too. Need a smork BUT I HAVE NO SMORK

[teal raft]

honestly i just think ranked should be less sweaty/less punishing to new players. wt was a bandaid in my opinion. they could've just made ranked rewarding and balanced and fun for all players instead of making a new game mode where you don't have to worry about rs

[rapid cobalt]

Facts

[sweet vine]

You know donkatsu? It's more like korean type of japanese schnitzel

[south bear]

I think I'm just about done with The Finals and might consider giving up. 😔

[chilly holly]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1371285049395384320/togif-4.gif

[regal sedge]

Or maybe a few different ranked modes

[sweet vine]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-snoop-dogg-rabjouj-gif-21804700

[ripe shadow]

you guys are playing ranked? 6ish months in, never touched ranked more than once

[stray smelt]

they would have to crack down on smurfs for it to be less sweaty
along with adding diff modes to ranked to spread out the sweat amount

[rapid cobalt]

That’s honestly a great idea

[teal raft]

see that's my point exactly. ranked shouldn't be daunting new to players.

[regal sedge]

Low cortisol tdm/quick cash players be like

[spark valley]

Last ranked match I played was season 6 or something

[versed verge]

I wish this were true. MM in ranked on this game is the worst I’ve seen in any game that has comp. I’ve never seen any other game that allows the top 500 players be able to queue against players that are 3-4 divisions below them. That’s why I’m a believer in the idea of them trying H2H as the ranked mode to mellow out the MM by putting ppl against each other that are closer in rank and you would get a true tell of rank.

[sweet vine]

Me either

Ranked games are too long to play

[spark valley]

It's a peaceful life

[formal blade]

as a new player, the sweatiness did throw me off at first but the game is too fun so i sticked to becoming better so now i have a positive kd and contribute to something most of the time

[sweet vine]

It's boring to play tbh

[rapid cobalt]

Quick cash is literally just third party city

[uneven plume]

Moving platform OBJS make me wanna commit die

[regal sedge]

If this is the worst you’ve seen in any game you’re very lucky

[regal sedge]

Just win man idk

[rapid cobalt]

It’s not even fun atp

[ripe shadow]

real

[stray smelt]

season 4 for me
was a chore to touch with ppl it has
and thats an achievement for me to consider something a chore
im fine with sitting 4 hours grinding one mission in wf

[uneven plume]

Let me introduce you to rainbowsix Siege where champions and Coppers could Q together for awhile

[calm yacht]

Should I play a game of the finals before going to uni, risking to miss the bus and fail my professional carrier, then I would become homeless and die from starvation

[rapid cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-jolly-happy-rainbow-and-sunshine-gif-11154688262827409004

[teal raft]

i'm really glad you've been enjoying ranked. idk what rank you are but i will say that eventually your lobbies will be at the mercy of whatever ruby team(s) you're going against. that's the moment when ranked stops being fun

[sweet vine]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-football-fail-epic-funny-gif-3448427

[somber forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[rapid cobalt]

😭 😭 😭

[formal blade]

unfortunately not true for a friend of mine who stopped playing cause casual has no matchmaking and we got our asses kicked a lot

[somber forge]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-ai-130-backpack-supreme-backpack-baby-tuff-baby-meme-gif-2218754133828871165

[ripe shadow]

same, as a new player, it was too hard to deal with other players so i focused on destruction instead, learned to steal cashout this way

[teal raft]

people are used to playing the obj and not shooting on sight, which once again i don't think it's their fault. the finals doesn't do a great job of teaching people how to play the finals lol

[versed verge]

Key word is could now there’s an elo blocker that won’t allow you to queue with anyone within a 2-3k elo of you. They learned from their mistakes and fixed it.

[regal sedge]

THIS is definitely true lmao, I hope the new tutorials help, I haven’t checked them out, but level 1-5 players I’m matched with seem to have a better understanding than before

[sweet vine]

I need pineapple fanta to unfeel the desire of ospuze

I need more pineapple.

[minor wing]

i wonder what thursday will have for the game

[sweet vine]

Nono snake eater

[teal raft]

if you play ranked long enough, it doesn't matter what ya do unfortuntely. i'm standing on my soap box ab ranked because i've been playing this game since the beta and if you play ranked long enough, you will inevitably run into people that are just so much better than you (when you're llike 2-3 ranks below them)

[ripe shadow]

oh yeah
i was in a level 70 labby yesterday, one of the teams had a level one player
it was a cashout match, bro only died twice with about 19 kills, light + graple and that 40bullets smg

[formal blade]

im just a silver 4 baby lol. i can count the amount of ranked matches i’ve played on both my hands. i’ve spent a lot of my time playing point break and casual cashout first to see what weapons and gadgets i liked to use

[somber forge]

M11 is that gun bro, it hits

[ripe shadow]

yeah that

[gaunt gazelle]

Snake mukbang

[regal sedge]

Embark is lowkey one of the few companies I think actually listens to community feedback and genuinely wants to perfect their game

[rapid cobalt]

Facts

[sweet vine]

Don't tell me you don't know that masterpiece

[teal raft]

i genuinely think ranked is the 'purest' form of the finals, once you get used to the game ranked will feel like the game mode that makes the most sense to play, but the way the lobbies work rn (and for the past 10 seasons) makes it suck

[rapid cobalt]

And the micro transactions have crazy good deals

[regal sedge]

I wonder if a head to head ranked mode would help at lower ranks, I think a lot of players thru gold get demoralized too quickly

[teal raft]

they definitely try to listen and they're so much better than the AAA studios that are making fps games

[vague sonnet]

🐍 eateeeer

[sweet vine]

ORCHESTRA HITS

[vague sonnet]

the ladder drops

[teal raft]

h2h with a tighter rs gain/loss is worth exploring in my humble opinion

[sweet vine]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-ladder-climb-gif-13097968

[vague sonnet]

I can hear that gif

[teal raft]

does it sound like someone climbing a ladder o.O

[sweet vine]

Glad to meet Hideo kojima lover here.

[vague sonnet]

with epic music in the background, yes

[regal sedge]

Totally agreed

[teal raft]

what game is it?

[vague sonnet]

mgs3: snake eater

[gaunt gazelle]

You mean song? I know. I'm about cutscenes where he eats snake

[teal raft]

ily myth, we should play this forsaken game some time together

[gaunt gazelle]

Best human being ever lived

[sweet vine]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[regal sedge]

I’m down :) bed time for me rn tho

[sweet vine]

The king of feet rendering

[regal sedge]

The goat himself

[gaunt gazelle]

FUCKING TRUE

[teal raft]

before i hop off, i want you all to send me the song that you're all currently stuck on. i'm always in search of new music

[teal raft]

@regal sedge did someone say f e e t? o.O

(jk)

[sweet vine]

"Lord once said Let him cook"

[gaunt gazelle]

Snake eater

[regal sedge]

Don’t get me started…

[calm yacht]

u sure ?

[sweet vine]

I'm already ready to ospuze 🔥 🔥

[versed verge]

It would definitely help. As someone that has played since the last CB i completely dropped the game for like 6 months bc of being sick of it. I hit diamond every season until I got hard stuck in gold bc I was getting low gold and silver tm8s and constantly queuing against people in the top 50

[teal raft]

honestly idk

[regal sedge]

Give up - Overgrown has been my most played so far this month

[teal raft]

checking it out now, ty

[gaunt gazelle]

@teal raft by Cynthia Harrell

[teal raft]

who's the artist?

[stray smelt]

lower ranks yes
overall playercount no

cashout as mode isnt new player friendly

[sweet vine]

#⚡┇the-finals-chat message

[stray smelt]

nor its variations

[versed ore]

cl40 is actually fun

[teal raft]

LOL what a goated song choice.

[regal sedge]

Pour, pop, peak

[true pike]

pop, pour, 67 😂😂

[sweet vine]

Guess you already saw tis

[stray smelt]

glask

[regal sedge]

Yeah it’s so goated

[cinder relic]

this shit would shatter after the first lost match

[regal sedge]

Someone got obliterated 😭

[true pike]

I don't think that cup can hold a full can of ospuze lol

[gaunt gazelle]

[teal raft]

any chance you're from the midwest/northeast? your song recommendation is very nostalgic

[gaunt gazelle]

Nothing happened

[regal sedge]

From MN, currently in AZ lol

[versed verge]

I think you’d be surprised. I think with a better SBMM that H2H would allow more players would be willing to play ranked and new players would be getting a better match experience

[teal raft]

@regal sedge listen to something right by microwave (if u haven't heard it already) 🙂

[uneven plume]

H2H gotta be the most boring game mode

[true pike]

Are June and scottynyahu meant to ragebait you mid game???

[teal raft]

h2h would 100% be a better ranked game mode solely because of the fact that it removes third parties

[regal sedge]

I have much love burned to a CD lol :)

The album

[sweet vine]

Think i found perfect juice for that jug

[teal raft]

i love you sm

[regal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/princess-kenny-south-park-kenny-mccormick-idk-anymore-gif-25219928

[lapis otter]

bro this fucking matching, a still have lvl 15 bots

[versed verge]

The 3rd party isn’t even what bothers me. It’s the fact that Ruby players can queue against ppl that are ranked so far below them and then when the lobby realizes there is a Ruby team it’s 3 teams fighting over the same cashout instead of fighting together to take out the Ruby team

[gaunt gazelle]

Hmmm... the colors

[teal raft]

new best friend alert

[true pike]

I don't have image perms to flex my can of ospuze 😔

[versed verge]

Pic or you don’t have it

[regal sedge]

Surely the next teammates will be goated

Just have to keep playing ig…

[versed verge]

Happens to the best of us man. Had to carry these 2 against a top 500 player AND THEY WERE DOUBLE LIGHT

[regal sedge]

I checked to make sure I wasn’t one of them 😭🙏

[sweet vine]

This is lwky disapointing gng😥

[sweet vine]

I thought it would be yellow inside too😭

[gaunt gazelle]

You know what to do

[true pike]

At least it tastes good

[regal sedge]

Carbonated Minute Maid might be the closest you can get

[sweet vine]

Ospuze it?
https://tenor.com/rl7MVv8E4Jk.gif

[gaunt gazelle]

Yos

[sweet vine]

Lemon. I think it fits.

[uneven plume]

worst thing in this game is Light Duos

[versed verge]

There was a chocolate flavored energy drink (I think it was BANG) that was like that too. Everyone thought it would be brown but it was completely clear and weird

[gaunt gazelle]

K

[sweet vine]

I would rather but the coke innit

[teal raft]

may i introduce u to ruby smurf trio?

[true pike]

Orange one tastes better ❤️‍🩹

[ember flame]

https://tenor.com/view/thefinals-kaboom-nuke-explosion-stupidteammate-gif-13800853481666825359

[regal sedge]

WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[uneven plume]

k

[stray smelt]

average light be like

[ember flame]

true thats me

[gaunt gazelle]

K

[stray smelt]

YOLO innit

[true pike]

What he is doing is very smart but also very dangerous

[stray smelt]

why not radioactive yllow

[ember flame]

not in the gif but istg lights are attracted to mine somehow

[stray smelt]

shines

[regal sedge]

I will genuinely place the worst mines of all time and lights will still hit em

[stray smelt]

mines have lights to attract ~~moths ~~lights

[true pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1463982612644364547/1469736041853485281/orange.gif

[ember flame]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/13085115768950397060/6FFE9D91E7E49021F023001CD4DFA45FF8F3BD11/

[teal raft]

build me up buttercup if it were a finals clip

[ember flame]

wheeee

[teal raft]

i'm actually dying laughing at this clip lol

[ember flame]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/10099129972232478605/8C3D0BFACF640CF2393ABE36A5BF950E23BA495F/

https://klipy.com/gifs/hello-there-167

[ember flame]

@merry sentinel was that u?

[harsh belfry]

is taking forever to find a game now (deathmatch)

[low sinew]

@north ember Just takin out the TRASH.

[rose storm]

My banner = my CPU cooler for the past 8 months

[silent kite]

if they were crutches you had to operate with no arms & just hands i suppose lol

[drowsy iris]

wow

[stray smelt]

WHY NOT RADIOACTIVE YELLOW

[stray smelt]

happens

ppl forget to unstick the see through sticker

[sweet vine]

Next episode : Imma put the welch's innit

[stray smelt]

probably would be better if sticker was radioactive yellow or something

[rose storm]

The person who made this mistake repairs PCs for a living

[harsh belfry]

are you guys active and playing? my matchmaking is not working

[vague sonnet]

Which region and mode?

[harsh belfry]

deathmatch south america

[drowsy iris]

how does this even happen, i always triple check it

[stray smelt]

happens more often believe it or not

[merry sentinel]

Yes xD Were laughing for your move while we trolled with triple dual blades

[stray smelt]

pc for repairs usually has all stickers like that removed already

[ocean sigil]

čma?!?!?!

[stray smelt]

yes ćma

[ocean sigil]

sorry i dont have that c letter on my keyboard askdjaskjd

[visual timber]

how white dudes look at u when you diss toby fox

[stray smelt]

ąźćżóę

ś

[ocean sigil]

ěščřžýáíé for me

[ember flame]

haha u guys annoyed me so much too with triples dual blades

[ocean sigil]

and ú ů

[rapid girder]

Ghhhjh

[stray smelt]

yozin z bazin

[ocean sigil]

GET OUTTT

[gaunt gazelle]

peak

[merry sentinel]

Well, ruby was definitely too much for us

But we had fun!

[ember flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cute-cat-love-4

[stray smelt]

Jožin z bažin

[ocean sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1492862924677451997/aozfpk.gif

[stray smelt]

nuh uh

[gaunt gazelle]

mocálem se plíží

[ancient valve]

the teams right now are just insane, embark needs to do a clean wipe of the mm system and revamp it

[gaunt gazelle]

K

[topaz frigate]

Lol , 🤣😅

[bronze moth]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[topaz frigate]

@gaunt gazelle that's a trap to get views anyway ,, subscribe guys

🙂‍↔️😂😂😂

[gaunt gazelle]

No shit Sherlock

[uneven plume]

This trash can really talked shit all game after AFK breaking buildings

[vague sonnet]

Please don't do it

[topaz frigate]

Huh ? Why ?

[idle berry]

Because you're the god of war

[topaz frigate]

Hehehehehe 🫂😂😂

[bronze moth]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[vague sonnet]

#🟥┇rules and 8

[topaz frigate]

Oops I don't know that

[idle berry]

Guys I'd like to advertise a game I play

It's not the finals... ||It's arc raiders||

[craggy thistle]

AHHHHH

[uneven plume]

We love M60

[idle berry]

No we don't

[gaunt gazelle]

We love m60

[bronze moth]

expecting people to read #🟥┇rules at times is kinda disheartening because you know at least 1 in 4 won't read it

[idle berry]

Meanwhile I didn't even knew there's a rules section

[vague sonnet]

[dawn seal]

[uneven plume]

Is the same as the 7 and 15 sniper that kept callijng the enemy hackers lmao

[gaunt gazelle]

Walker is this true?

[vague sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-side-eye-rolling-window-up-gif-13323690016508828792

[gaunt gazelle]

[craggy thistle]

Baguette.

[gaunt gazelle]

[craggy thistle]

Horrible bio

[gaunt gazelle]

Thanks I guess

[craggy thistle]

Ur not welcome

[gaunt gazelle]

[craggy thistle]

IM JOKING JOHN

[gaunt gazelle]

No shit Sherlock

[craggy thistle]

Thats what they use to call me back in da days

[gaunt gazelle]

Shit or Sherlock?

[craggy thistle]

No

Average the finals convo btw 🤤

[gaunt gazelle]

This you?

[craggy thistle]

Wait i'll google that

[gaunt gazelle]

FUCK. you changed. Now I look stooped

[gaunt gazelle]

(Oar)

[craggy thistle]

Yeahh ok

[gaunt gazelle]

Joke is fucked

[craggy thistle]

Stooped

[gaunt gazelle]

[craggy thistle]

A lil bit but thats ok ( meme with the cat doing a thumb up )

[craggy thistle]

Woaw u changed the pov but thats still amazing

[gaunt gazelle]

I bought smork

Now I'm happy

[craggy thistle]

Thats good

I still don’t know what smork is tho

[low sinew]

@sonic kindle Did I SCARE ya?.. 👻

[gaunt gazelle]

Smoke

[craggy thistle]

Wdym u buyed smoke

[gaunt gazelle]

Cigs

[craggy thistle]

Ohhh ok

Thats BAD.

😠

[gaunt gazelle]

Smork or no smork is not the deal if you live in a big city. Lung cancer, neurosis and schizophrenia is a start bundle

[craggy thistle]

Anyway lets stop talking bout shi do u wanna play a game or 2 of TF w/ me

[gaunt gazelle]

I'm in university rn

Will be home in like... 4 hours may be

[craggy thistle]

Oh

So what are ya doing on ur phone talking to a strange guy who doesnt know more then 4 words in english brotato

[craggy thistle]

Maybe? Bro's being kept in 😭

[ruby fractal]

students dont pay attention silly

[craggy thistle]

And binary code normaly don’t talk but yk

[gaunt gazelle]

I know 5. And the lecture is fucking ass. Diabetes and hormone shit is boring ngl.

[ruby fractal]

mb beep beep boop beep

[craggy thistle]

U have all my compation

[craggy thistle]

Wow thats well done

[gaunt gazelle]

I want to graduate finally and go unloading 6k volts in someone's boob

[craggy thistle]

WOW

I don’t know shi bout graduating how does it works

[crystal swan]

Paid for 1, got 2

[gaunt gazelle]

Whole 68 circles of hell of exams

[craggy thistle]

Okay that sounds bad

[gaunt gazelle]

Medical college

[craggy thistle]

Broo

[gaunt gazelle]

Glad im.not a surgeon. They study for like 12-14 years

[craggy thistle]

Without getting paid i guess

[crystal swan]

You also forgot the 5 year hazing period

[gaunt gazelle]

What's hazing?

[craggy thistle]

I know someone in deep pain rn

[gaunt gazelle]

They pay for study

[craggy thistle]

I NEED TO GO BYE EVERYONE TAKE CARE

[crystal swan]

Ugh stupid auto moderation. Your senior being a jerk to you.

[craggy thistle]

I forgot that point

[uneven plume]

get bullied to join a group of peers

[gaunt gazelle]

I'm going to be a resuscitator. My study course takes like 8 years (including main course for everyone 6years)

[untold bobcat]

I smell a french

[gaunt gazelle]

Hell ye. My personal favorite

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/spearhyunho-gif-13383730740069411006

[mystic mesa]

Defibulator ✅

[gaunt gazelle]

Based

[gaunt gazelle]

Better than your all medium teamates btw

[loud abyss]

salutations chatroom

[mystic mesa]

🥀

[gaunt gazelle]

Hello goo is my god

[craggy thistle]

Okay im gonna find you

[untold bobcat]

You can't, you're french

[loud abyss]

ratatouille

[craggy thistle]

Patrick ur included

[mystic mesa]

🥺

[craggy thistle]

😠

Ur punished go hide in a corner

[mystic mesa]

❌

[gaunt gazelle]

[mystic mesa]

No french gon tell me what to do

[loud abyss]

melee bad, game boring

[mystic mesa]

✅ they keep delaying the rework

[gaunt gazelle]

Spear is hella fun ngl

[loud abyss]

mgl rework coming in 2032 guys dont worry

[mystic mesa]

Horrendous weapon

[loud abyss]

i mean it's funny but is it fun?

[gaunt gazelle]

I like it. It's funny

[craggy thistle]

Not as horrendous as the sword

[loud abyss]

debatable

[gaunt gazelle]

I love using it in point blank defence

[mystic mesa]

The sword is hella usable what

[loud abyss]

sword is a better weapon than spear but heavy is a better class

[craggy thistle]

Average patrick

[gaunt gazelle]

[mystic mesa]

You cqnnot be fr

[craggy thistle]

Sword is hella no skill + annoying

[grave gate]

just got 23 rs after 20mins of sweating

[loud abyss]

why's donald in there

[mystic mesa]

Ik ik but its usable, the spear is to trash

[loud abyss]

i am very fr

[gaunt gazelle]

Even he agrees

[loud abyss]

what does donald main

[mystic mesa]

You cant compare classes jit its not the same

[gaunt gazelle]

Heavy

Drugs

[loud abyss]

it's true tho, sword is a better weapon than spear but does that really matter when the rest of heavy's kit makes a spear loadout on average better than a sword loadout?

[mystic mesa]

It doesnt tho 🥀

[loud abyss]

lol

[loud abyss]

in a game of cashout i can get way more done for the objective as a spear heavy than a sword light, how does that not matter

[mystic mesa]

So heavy is js a cruch that 80 iq near tardstion ppl use for low effort gameplay? Hell no 😭

[gaunt gazelle]

[loud abyss]

fitting name

"john"

[ocean sigil]

Theres two sides.
Lights who are easy kills
Lights who tryhard their asses off in a basement and will get the mvp

[gaunt gazelle]

First rage bait please hit me with hydrogen bomb

[mystic mesa]

Dude its a completly diffrent shabang, lights have gateways, sonars, we do completly diffrent things for da team

[loud abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-explode-nuclear-bomb-mushroom-cloud-gif-7885327

[chilly holly]

Well...use it yourself and tell us how you think

[crystal swan]

Anyway, watch me kill a bunch of players with 0 effort on Heavy

[uneven plume]

ever class

[untold bobcat]

I swear like 33% of yall are furries

[distant mauve]

"Yo why am I chat banned"

[loud abyss]

indeed, and yet a heavy is still more valuable. also spear has some synergy with your typical teamplay/obj focused heavy, while sword synergizes significantly less with a teamplay/obj focused playstyle/kit

[crystal swan]

Also Jesus, did a fucking demon possess me for that split second? What the fuck was that

[uneven plume]

m60 m60 m60

[crystal swan]

Scotty didn't even acknowledge my rampage 🥀

[loud abyss]

"you are a king gg"

[gaunt gazelle]

I love hating everyone playing better than me

[crystal swan]

Got the stupid revolver

[mystic mesa]

No heavy isnt more valuable. You cant get around the map properly, also lights arent meant to stay with the team they r meant to get picks outside the main fight via off angles, also 1 glitch grenade and a heavy is done for. Please stop comparing class types its nonsensical

[crystal swan]

You forgot one thing...

[untold bobcat]

I think heavy has more health than light

[gaunt gazelle]

Liar

[loud abyss]

getting picks via off angles is 10x easier when not running melee light, also i'm comparing certain kit's viability and i don't think that's nonsensical

[chilly holly]

Well then you might be a pro, I hope to see you in next major

[untold bobcat]

M1 no brain spam

[loud abyss]

me when opponents are noobs and they get stomped by the noobstomping loadout : 🤯

[untold bobcat]

If you wanna know what good game sense is play dagger

[untold bobcat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1331509914706907170/1429898920439316510/fade.gif?width=440&height=440

[mystic mesa]

Its not on certain maps, the sword does good dmg and can take out ppl rly fast. Not the best choice ik but still doable of ppl like it. I personally use yhr double barrel which is indeed more effective at this

No ranked play

[loud abyss]

double barrel is just a melee weapons without the downsides and inconsistencies of melee 😭

[mystic mesa]

Ik thats why i love it🙏

[loud abyss]

that's why i hate it

[ocean sigil]

[loud abyss]

sword the best weapon at getting a kill then instantly dying

[finite sail]

The Finals mobile when?

[gaunt gazelle]

[untold bobcat]

Tmr

[untold bobcat]

Dagger actually

[loud abyss]

same shit different toilet

[uneven plume]

I love my OLED monitor but its very annoying when I forget and it has to do OLED cleaning mid game

[loud abyss]

melee light is the most fun but worst class in the game

[loud abyss]

after borderlands mobile, somehow

[limpid charm]

my oled screen has no longevity features at all

no cleaning, no shifting

[uneven plume]

kinda a rip

[gaunt gazelle]

@teal raft I've only just thought of it. What kind of music are you looking for?

[loud abyss]

clean it yourself you lazy guy

[limpid charm]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-laptop-duh-gif-8033838636860661307

[uneven plume]

Recoil is easy in this game most people just dont understand how recoil smoothing works

[limpid charm]

for me it’s just muscle memory

[chilly holly]

.....?

You sure that's okay to say in here

[silent kite]

it’s hard to tell where he’s coming from. came in sounding like playing in very easy lobbies. now feels need to cheat to compete lol.

[chilly holly]

Do you also know that most of cheaters not use blatant one anymore?

[untold bobcat]

Bros muscle got brain

[drowsy iris]

Yours don't?

[gaunt gazelle]

True pro league

[crystal swan]

This poor guy thought he was safe being so far away from the cashout but guess again

[distant mauve]

4 lights on my team gg

[crystal swan]

Its always winnable 😔

[tropic belfry]

the music in the back really sells this. you had a boss theme there

[distant mauve]

Not anymore

[loud abyss]

quick cash gamer

[crystal swan]

That's cause it was a boss theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li540u1GDuA

I was having it on repeat for that round

[distant mauve]

are you required to get a lobotomy before picking light or something

These guys are either not playing the objective, have stormtrooper aim or both

[ancient valve]

cb01 and .357 have reg issues, like it makes no sense at all how randomly the shots wont land when you shoot someone

[untold bobcat]

The finals paradox, light is the most broken and worst class at the same time

[silent kite]

lol i always wanna say something encouraging like youll get better but you never know how many games they actually have till end of game. i’ve definitely been seeing lots of new Lights as a new point breaker

[untold bobcat]

Might be the visual recoil

[ancient valve]

nah its aimed right on them but doesnt reg, ive even seen it while spectating

[versed ore]

light is the best class in the game against bad players and way worse against good ones

makes you wonder why so many people on the subreddit think light is op

[untold bobcat]

The reticle isn't where the bullet is sometimes, either visual recoil or hit reg issues

[edgy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/smartphone-smoke-hot-battery-samsung-gif-27530139

[ancient valve]

they should kinda work on fixing that if the shot isnt aligned with the reticle

[untold bobcat]

It's embarks special. Have you seen old m11 lol, that thing couldn't be used without third party reticle

[loud abyss]

i personally just do meth, i find that's enough

[untold bobcat]

Grian

That's not pg13

[silent kite]

a little speed would make the class more viable lol

[ancient valve]

nah i neever used it, i was mainly playing till S2 or so then left cause of the servers and came back end of S6 but i never used the m11 until S8 or so

[silent kite]

lmao. theres always Ospuze

[untold bobcat]

New spec for heavy, incredibly gassy, gives heavy speed boost and jump height while releasing gas that only damages enemies while he runs

[agile pier]

@cedar spindle gg that was a good challenge I enjoyed it

[untold bobcat]

A lot of guns had very bad visual recoil and only recently got fixed. Last season was lh1

[loud abyss]

i'm peter

[silent kite]

decided against what i was going to say but i lold

[edgy brook]

I actually prefer the old visual recoil

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/grian-mcyt-minecraft-spin-hermitcraft-gif-3409963334164307133

[loud abyss]

peter grian

[tired island]

anyone wanna play quickcash?

[edgy brook]

It was dumb but made firefights longer and more chaotic, as well as making the guns seem more powerful, or at least that they had more kick to them

[untold bobcat]

I hate visual recoil on god

[steep raven]

666

[loud abyss]

real, visual recoil can go get bent

[gloomy trail]

hermitcraft

[vast marsh]

why there is no torch in starlight hollow, map's too dark without it

[crystal swan]

This guy got away by the skin of his teeth

[loud abyss]

oscar i'm unhappy with the state of melee in your video game

[keen wadi]

Why did they change the anti cheat to denovu

[crystal swan]

Like what do you meaaan #BuffWinch

[gloomy trail]

[untold bobcat]

Grian can you post the finals on your main channel

[keen wadi]

@gloomy trail will we get more discord quests?

[untold bobcat]

Make winch 20 Meters and 5 sec stun, also hitscan

[finite sail]

any1 else here play r6 mobile?

[tiny oriole]

no its okay, melee (dagger being super bad) just means its infinitely more impressive when i do good with it (pls fix melee)

[loud abyss]

sure thing bub i'll duo queue with mumbo jumbo

[loud abyss]

yeah that's how i feel about it

[keen wadi]

I do

[finite sail]

The Finals mobile when?

[loud abyss]

wdym there's a r6 mobile

[untold bobcat]

Tomorrow

[keen wadi]

That would be like bomb in your hands

[finite sail]

-1 house = -1 iphone chip

[keen wadi]

Released few weeks ago

[versed ore]

I can't believe there was a hermitcraft reference in the s10 battlepass

[loud abyss]

why is there a r6 mobile

[finite sail]

There's also The Division Resurgence, which is really good too

[gloomy trail]

Probably! We've done a couple so I'm sure we'll do more in the future 😄

[finite sail]

OMG OSCAR HI

[crystal swan]

Average THE FINALS Mobile player when something explodes in-game:

[versed ore]

this is what my computer is like actually

[rapid girder]

Ball

[finite sail]

Medium

[ocean sigil]

PLEASE that would be absolute cinema

[rapid girder]

You’re blue

[loud abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/tenor-skyblock-roblox-romance-romantic-gif-6136369269786468453

[ocean sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-heavy-build-absolute-cinema-perfect-gif-5077187942573447518

[versed ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1302579833246846987/1490883293732798665/MedalTVTHEFINALS20260407110737561-trim-1775524489447.mp4?ex=69dd95c4&is=69dc4444&hm=34467ecef403219a85274ce0e2c57f1d5da61aef4bf88b4713c924a0141ee4ff&

[crystal swan]

They hated me for I spoke the truth 😔

[finite sail]

Doom The Dark Ages x Fantasy League when?

[rapid girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278405617161076849/1434563372396838942/IMG_2094.gif

[loud abyss]

they hated you cause what you said is hateable

[crystal swan]

You can bet Light players hear Doomslayer music when he's around

[crystal swan]

Nah winch is actually pretty weak. You know what you should direct your hate to? Goo gun. That stuff is evil

[loud abyss]

have you read my name

[crystal swan]

Thats why Im saying it

[loud abyss]

ngl the one change i'd make to goo gun is to nerf repeated goo locks, like 10+ seconds of straight goo locking

[turbid swan]

Sometimes i cant type on the chat and it lags does that happen alot to anyone?

[loud abyss]

we used to abuse that in final round with my duo and that shit is straight up unhealthy for the game

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/nouns-nouns-dao-nounish-got-any-more-of-those-addicted-gif-25591865

[uneven plume]

ye

[loud abyss]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbHZ1NnF1M2Zvc2E3ZGpkOTF5OHdjMzZ6bG5ybGJiYjM4bHo0c2lvdSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/64LxsGqxvMYtrOxVc6/giphy.gif

[thick mauve]

its always the sniper light who will never play the objective that will cause us to sell the game.

[untold bobcat]

Why is ur heavy a medium

[loud abyss]

maybe cuz i play 16:10 or smth idk

[untold bobcat]

Me when I'm a gooñerheavy

[loud abyss]

that or mommy heavy with that cosmetic

[untold bobcat]

Play 6:7

[loud abyss]

ima play with ur balls

[untold bobcat]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HFA3N4ObkAAC6VR.mp4

[loud abyss]

make em drip soup

[uneven plume]

Idk if this will play but yeah, goo sure is something

[loud abyss]

goo is the single best thing about the finals

[untold bobcat]

In my non biased and professional opinion. Dagger is

[earnest stratus]

Why we didn't have ISEUL-T 3rd tier

[cold walrus]

world's lowest cash game

[loud abyss]

dagger is just spy tf2 but with dashslop

goo is the peak of game engineering

it's all downhill from there

[crystal swan]

That is one old account

If you have like 51K elims and you're Lvl 97 that has to be like a Season 1-3 player

[cold walrus]

oh wait holy shit I haven't seen him in ages

we played for a bit a while back

[crystal swan]

I vaguely remember that group.

[untold bobcat]

But can goo do this

[loud abyss]

wtf lol is that new in s10?

[untold bobcat]

Yesh

[loud abyss]

also it kinda can but mostly vertically

embarf at it again, they truly are spaghetti masters

tastiest carbonara in the meatspace

[versed ore]

buff spear

[untold bobcat]

Rework it

[versed ore]

I like spear just make it function properly for a start

if they're reworking melee next season you might as well buff the worst weapon in the game

[loud abyss]

wdym rework it my blender baby's perfect as is (except for the hitreg bugs)

[versed ore]

1: fix hitreg
2: fix hitreg again
3: make lunge actually work (they "buffed" spear by increasing it but it just doesn't exist)
4: make animation cancelling an intended mechanic
5: either remove the third swing or make it do extra damage

[drowsy iris]

We should be able to throw spears

[stray smelt]

instead of spin

[loud abyss]

no, make a new throwing/melee weapon hybrid and leave spear alone

[stray smelt]

monkey paw gotta work

[loud abyss]

not really what i'd call a rework but all true. potentially make first two m1s do 75 too

[drowsy iris]

But spears are great for throwing

[untold bobcat]

Spear 🥀

[loud abyss]

so are axes or smth bro idk

[silver osprey]

we got 500 dia players. Embark pls add ruby now -.-

[spiral obsidian]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ai-ai-shark

[stray smelt]

tomahawks
normal axes alot less

[drowsy iris]

We already have throwing knives they do the same thing

[spiral obsidian]

on thursday we get ruby

[stray smelt]

doable but nowhere near as good

[silver osprey]

finally

[loud abyss]

new heavy spec

[spiral obsidian]

it’s always on the 3rd update of the season.

[stray smelt]

medium with hoverpad be like

[loud abyss]

i mean u're playing dash against a melee user idk what u expect

[stray smelt]

with a knife

[loud abyss]

well not with that attitude

[untold bobcat]

Never bring a spear to a knife fight

[drowsy iris]

Spear is probably only good for avoiding dagger backstabs

[stray smelt]

humble wall

[untold bobcat]

Shhhhhhh

[stray smelt]

nuh uh

[untold bobcat]

Americans be like

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[loud abyss]

yeah and?

[untold bobcat]

And yeah?

[drowsy iris]

Most of the times when someone is against a wall I just dash above them and hope for a bugged backstab and it works

[loud abyss]

average song lyrics

[cold walrus]

oh that makes sense

[untold bobcat]

Not really a bugged backstab. It's called a headstab, used to be easier when the angle was 180°

[drowsy iris]

But it isn't intended tho, so a bug

[stray smelt]

not rly good matchup

[untold bobcat]

When they look down it's easier

[drowsy iris]

And I didn't know it was called a headstab

[untold bobcat]

It is, the angle cuts through the player so the back top of the head is still considered the back

[low sinew]

@gentle vale @tough gull Close one... Almost won a single fight that game...

[loud abyss]

it is tho lol, only way a melee heavy can kill a dash user is if the dash user messes up or the heavy gets winch > one swing > rpg

[untold bobcat]

I wish I had my headstab clips 💔

[drowsy iris]

Isn't every contestant hunched over when holding a gun, so it should work when I'm straight above them?

[untold bobcat]

Probably, I used to dash over their heads and headstab. Lost the habit unfortunately

[gentle vale]

yall arent even hiding haha youre a beast kid keep it up

[stray smelt]

did i stutter

[loud abyss]

no but u're wrong

[untold bobcat]

It's not consistent as normal backstab but waaayyy more stylish

[drowsy iris]

Yea prob looks sick af

[low sinew]

You know what, I can respect this response. Good on you man. Good luck with your next games.

[stray smelt]

im starting to think we aint on the same page

[loud abyss]

indeed we're not

[stray smelt]

im sayin it aint good matchup for heavy
what are you saying

[gentle vale]

keep paying for those kemu cheats on a temu account who ever sees this can yall mass report him in this discord for blatant cheating and in the finals if you see him NecroMode25#9713

[loud abyss]

oh

[low sinew]

Lol kid, wouldn't cheat a day in my life. Just been this good since 2008 baby.

[untold bobcat]

Unc 🥀

[loud abyss]

i thought u were saying spear heavy is a good matchup into dash melee

[wide birch]

mfs mad cuz they lost

[stray smelt]

hell no

[wide birch]

skill issue

[drowsy iris]

How da fuck was you playing da finals in 2008

[untold bobcat]

Ikr, imagine @ing someone in discord over a lost 😭

[stray smelt]

it aint great for heavy
he just gonna spin while light dashes out of the range

[chilly holly]

Guys

[gentle vale]

you are sad lil gup genuinely sad your dad is so proud of you

[drowsy iris]

Buff cl40?

[cold walrus]

this isn't the first time they've done this btw

[wide birch]

No.

[low sinew]

Wasn't, was playing Arma, little bit of COD, little bit of everything at the time...

[loud abyss]

only way melee heavy kills a dash light is if dashlight messes up or if heavy runs winch and rpg and does winch > swing > rpg

[thorn forge]

Lol. You wish.

[stray smelt]

and wall

[chilly holly]

Why those two fighting

[stray smelt]

wall is decent at stopping em

[drowsy iris]

One killed the other and he got angy

[gentle vale]

oh look his boyfriend showed nice gaming chair kiddo youre really good at the game i hope to see you in the big leagues

[stray smelt]

any wall rly

[loud abyss]

light messed up

[wide birch]

ah how i remember the glorious days of BO2

[loud abyss]

we're making angry love ok, leave us alone

[chilly holly]

Isn't it shame to fight over 1 game match in the place filled with completely random unknown

[stray smelt]

barricade wall goo wall wall wall
random map junk wall

[gentle vale]

genuine loser and waste of human space @thorn forge @low sinew

[thorn forge]

You will... keep crushing the little leagues sport.

[loud abyss]

still, light messed up

[cold walrus]

the guys with the orange names ping people in the discord server from their games and talk shit because they have nothing better to do with their lives

[drowsy iris]

Nobody gives a shit bro

[chilly holly]

https://tenor.com/view/texting-anime-nervous-phone-adjective-gif-4767921421236020634

@gentle vale @low sinew please buff CL-40 thank you

[drowsy iris]

THIS is what we should be tagging people for

[untold bobcat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846201826457288764/1158972832617861120/image0.gif

[chilly holly]

tbh nobody cares please move this shit ass talk to dm plz🙏🙏🙏

[drowsy iris]

Wat did I do

[chilly holly]

No I meant those "fight" over 1 single match

[drowsy iris]

Oh mb

[wide birch]

no no
i think the 93R deserves one

[versed ore]

the easiest way to not get pinged by salty gamers is to not have your embark id as your display name

[wide birch]

but not a simple buff
a well made one that doesn't make it 2 burst lights with body shots only

[drowsy iris]

93r is perfectly fine where it is right now

[cold whale]

I think a small fire rate buff would be fine

[versed ore]

we should nerf arn

[wide birch]

It actually is not

[drowsy iris]

Yes

[versed ore]

reject arn m11 return to xp54

[low sinew]

Sorry kid, late response, kinda had a final round to win (something you wont ever see). Do you just assume everyone who beats you is cheating? I'd imagine you'd think most of the playerbase is cheating then given how much you suck at this game.

[drowsy iris]

I've not went against anyone using it do I'm mtp sure but it seemed fine when I was using it, it wasnt too overpowrred

[wide birch]

It has higher TTK (that means it takes LONGER to kill)... than the FAMAS? The equivalent burst weapon on the medium class, which has 100 HP more

[drowsy iris]

Just stop arguing for a dumbass reason then

[loud abyss]

u're biased

[cold walrus]

never seen such sore winners

[untold bobcat]

I wish they could bring back old dagger

[spare vector]

Yo mods can we get a hardware ban on this dude and his teammates? they are clearly cheating and its super obvious lmao

[drowsy iris]

I wish they could not make Dagger the worst weapon on light

[hallow bobcat]

Okay, I'll bite

What's the big deal with this guy?

[untold bobcat]

If they did that another weapon would be the worst then, we'll take it for the greater good

[tired island]

i just started using the m26 and this thing is broken

[drowsy iris]

He lost a game

[versed ore]

they're not gonna bring back 180 degrees because too many people will whine.

I can see them bringing tap to stab (whilst allowing holding, like throwing knives) back, and maybe giving us 160 degrees.

[dusky panther]

@steep raven New drip

[spare vector]

theyre walling and aimbotting

[tired island]

\i am shredding through people

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/doesn't-matter-the-finals-the-finals-meme-it-doesn't-matter-not-anymore-gif-8866730631650975357

[drowsy iris]

Not broken

[untold bobcat]

Honestly more than what I'm asking for

[wide birch]

Of course I'm biased. It's MY opinion

[cold walrus]

wins rounds and pings people in the Discord server to talk shit and generally be miserable

[tired island]

id say more hten the m11

[thorn forge]

@gentle vale so we're trying to team with kr0nikseed too huh? pathetic...

[low sinew]

You might just suck... If you think I'm cheatin you wouldn't last a day on Arma....

[drowsy iris]

Tbh yeah I don't want Dagger to be meta

[wide birch]

like the 93r is just a peashooter bro

[spare vector]

i shit on you every time we 1v1d lmao sybau cheating ass

[untold bobcat]

I don't want it to be meta but I don't want it to be shit

[hallow bobcat]

Some people need their online privileges revoked

[low sinew]

You didn't? You lost. I won.

Maybe your ego cant handle a real talent coming onto this game but clearly you don't know your place.

[untold bobcat]

Honestly dagger could never be meta, gimmicky, high skill floor and ceiling and also it's melee

[drowsy iris]

If you shit on him then is he cheating? This is the dumbeat argument ever

[chilly holly]

This shit is so cringy man

[thorn forge]

Lol. You guys are the ones cheating by trying to team on us. We're not cheaters trust me.

[chilly holly]

I can't believe if they are adult at this point

[crystal swan]

rate my sick play against uh... Whatever these two were

[chilly holly]

https://tenor.com/view/cosmic-princess-kaguya-yachiyo-cosmic-princess-kaguya-yachiyo-jumping-fast-gif-8114031472651899845

[spare vector]

no one was teaming, we literally were fighting each other all game. when yall get banned it be a good day

[drowsy iris]

This sounds like the type of argument 5th graders would have over who won

[hallow bobcat]

Tell me about. The cycle would be so depressing if I didn't have a hint of schaudenfreude from this

[untold bobcat]

Backstab/kills

[white light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376852364241276948/1467154426232836308/GIF37.gif

[untold bobcat]

Also what's that inspect for dagger? Never seen it

[chilly holly]

Literally

[thorn forge]

You wish... Sadly that'll never happen because we're not cheating.

[crystal swan]

Which one?

[spare vector]

but it will lmao

[untold bobcat]

The floating one

[white light]

dagger doesnt have to be meta just reliable

[chilly holly]

Can't believe theres no mods controlling situation too

[crystal swan]

I have 2 equipped. One from battlepass and one from shop. The levitating one is from BP.

[drowsy iris]

guys SHUT UP and go argue in your dms PLEASE

[untold bobcat]

This bp?

[spare vector]

we see top players getting banned all the time

[thorn forge]

Wait until we start stomping tourneys, you'll see...

[hallow bobcat]

Or that one guy online who posts in YT comment sessions just to say "First"

[untold bobcat]

Sweeet, new dagger inspec, sadly i won't be playing much this season 😭

[drowsy iris]

It's a cool inspect

[crystal swan]

I think its like Lvl 40-ish

[silent kite]

free or paid?

[chilly holly]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1421998920556613794/1450889217424232478/thesilly.gif

[drowsy iris]

Paid😔

[silent kite]

i don’t buy passes anymore or havent felt the need. gotcha ty

[untold bobcat]

Ultimate dagger skin when

[hallow bobcat]

At this point, let's all block em both and move on

[chilly holly]

Okay I'm gonna cast ult

[untold bobcat]

Without any proof it's a just a he said she said argument

[versed ore]

i find it funny that every melee got a medieval themed skin except for dagger.

At least spear finally got something...

[chilly holly]

<@&1012034066876473384> please moderate chat please

[hallow bobcat]

There we go. Problemo solved

[spare vector]

lmao an edited montage that shows nothin. stream with handcam

[white light]

i think they forgot dagger existed ngl

[chilly holly]

<@&1213099416810946560>

[swift haven]

nothing better in this world than afk teammates in ranked :')

[versed ore]

surely they just have a cool dagger skin planned for a shop update.

[sullen shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ethan-frizzell-forest-gump-wave-fo-forrest-gump-wave-gif-9873756417222165536

[spare vector]

they gatekeep cheaters from playing tourneys as they should

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-isuelt-sponsor-burning-rocket-boots-gif-17615664230565544638

[swift haven]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[drowsy iris]

https://tenor.com/view/ethan-frizzell-forest-gump-wave-fo-forrest-gump-wave-gif-9873756417222165536

[loud abyss]

no way

[chilly holly]

@vague sonnet @bitter bronze Bunch of people fighting over in-game match in here for like 30 minute at this point please mod this situation

[low sinew]

Yeah I could fuck with that. I loved playing Demoman back in my Team Fortress 2 days.

[wide birch]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-mald-cope-seethe-gif-24289738

[sullen shard]

Kinda new can I get some help haha

[low sinew]

Before I sold my inventory I had a strange iron bomber with 17k kills...

[versed ore]

I feel like a bunch of people got moved off the finals team onto the team of either a new game or onto arc raiders because of how lackluster the events have been recently. bunny bash was just a recycled gameshow event with 1 set of contracts (and not even a cosmetic for doing all 4 contracts) and it didn't even have the easter basket platform.

[drowsy iris]

What do you need help with

[chilly holly]

Welp rip dead server

[swift haven]

swedish lunch time srry

[white light]

they did have the basket platform wdym
still a lazy event tho

[tiny oriole]

they still do 🥀 it doesn't matter what they do, there will be much whining about it

[sullen shard]

Getting into the game in general haven’t played since release

[untold bobcat]

The finals shutdown imminent

[drowsy iris]

Send a gif with a slightly bad word in it and see how fast you get banned

[versed ore]

did it? I was looking out for it but the platform was just normal.

[swift haven]

play cashout :D

[thorn forge]

?? You'll see me miss consistently with all of the imperfections of my aim.

[chilly holly]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747186322745196665/1367232042462478519/gae2.gif

[sullen shard]

Aight bet haha i lowkey suck bad

[swift haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1182329984723976283/1409334515683561512/caption-1.gif

[hallow bobcat]

Honestly, if they are going to make it better at direct hits, then make splash damage more reliable and buff direct damage to 125

Or, you know. Projectile speed and velocity

[drowsy iris]

My biggest tip is just play what is most fun to you, most weapons are viable if you practice enough, and don't listen to anyone that says one weapon is better than the other

[white light]

clip from a week ago showing a no-reg, the easter basket was there

[low sinew]

How about no explosion unless you direct hit someone?

[untold bobcat]

Yeah, dagger is the best weapon

[sullen shard]

Much appreciated :3

[hallow bobcat]

Automatic no. There's gotta be some semblance of significant splash damage involved

At that point, you're playing a worse version of the R357

[drowsy iris]

This argument is so dumb it's funny

[crystal swan]

Oh I have just the thing for this

[silent kite]

when you encounter difficulties think about how to solve it from your end. dont be afraid of a challenge. learn about the game in your spare time… what class you wanna play?

[low sinew]

Do it like Demoman. No explosion without a direct hit and then buff the explosions radius so it has better crowd control.

[sullen shard]

So far I’m rly good with light

[chilly holly]

https://tenor.com/view/jam-kuradoberi-guilty-gear-ggst-guilty-gear-strive-jam-gif-5607071967197781175

[white light]

JAM MY BELOVED

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-edit-invincible-meme-oliver-oliver-invincible-gif-8256334938172444983

[sullen shard]

I main cod/ow etc so this is lowkey a whole new thing

[chilly holly]

I'm goldlewis main though

[swift haven]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-jjk-green-role-gif-7168848807784209849

[cold walrus]

what happened to the first 6

[white light]

jacko main here =w=

[chilly holly]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-gif-6639449054247309135

[hallow bobcat]

Again, that's just a worse version of R357. It can be good at direct hits, but making it ONLY direct hits will make it a worse version of an actual gun

[drowsy iris]

Also another universal tip in this game is to just stick with your team, it's similar to ow if you think about it hard enough

[untold bobcat]

Just make cl40 shoot nukes

[hallow bobcat]

Died in the war

[white light]

i am NOT part of the gooners
i am part of the SILLY SQUAD not the one hand bandits

[chilly holly]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-12451308683230652577

[hallow bobcat]

Did they finally get rid of those 2 people arguing?

[untold bobcat]

Heavy is Reinhardt, medium is mercy

[untold bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1182329984723976283/1409334515683561512/caption-1.gif holy 30sec timer

[hallow bobcat]

Is that a yes or a no?

[untold bobcat]

Yesn't

[stray smelt]

slowed em down
solved nothing just expanded

[vague sonnet]

🦖

[stray smelt]

chicken numget

[untold bobcat]

🫃

[cold walrus]

three-way kill races scare me

[untold bobcat]

[vital wasp]

asking for research, but does anyone have the fullsize heavy defalt sticker picture?

[vital wasp]

bro tought he was thisgirlonfire

[dusky panther]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-and-friends-ive-been-looking-for-you-everywhere-i-have-been-looking-for-you-been-looking-for-you-i-was-looking-for-you-gif-24982566

[soft cape]

Yo anyone know why I'm in gold 3 getting into matches with Ruby and emerald players???

[drowsy iris]

Yea I put them there

[soft cape]

Please take them away man, I'm just tryna play casually lol

I double it and give it to the next person

[drowsy iris]

They ran away, I can't do anything

[soft cape]

😭😭 I'm so cooked

[vital wasp]

yeah im getting fd this season, i dont think ill be able to reach gold 1 with only mgl32 again

[cold walrus]

past seasons or current season?

[vital wasp]

had a friend compare the mgl32 to water boarding 😂

[soft cape]

It's currently happening as we speak

[cold walrus]

I'm talking about the other players ranks

[soft cape]

Oh last seasons, i don't think anyone is emerald yet but I could be wrong

[cold walrus]

because past season ruby barely affects current season rank and emerald is only an indicator of playtime and means nothing in terms of skill

[vital wasp]

i think rank compression got better tho, it should have.

[drowsy iris]

People definetly are

[cold walrus]

I'm already almost emerald and I'm like #1200 on the WT leaderboard, there are ABSOLUTELY S10 emeralds already

[soft cape]

Yeah most likely, Xbox leaderboards don't show any emerald yet tho

[vital wasp]

the finals has a such an incredibly high skill cieling rank compression is bound to happen

[cold walrus]

there's no leaderboard for emerald as far as I'm aware

[soft cape]

Ahhh didn't know that

[sullen shard]

Hell good luck especially in tdm

[soft cape]

I just been tryna level up my mini gun, I saw someone get 47 kills with it and it inspired me to become the best with the worst weapons

[cold walrus]

minigun certainly isn't one of the worst weapons

[drowsy iris]

Even in tdm team play is needed, though it's not as bad as other modes, you can dominate and win it solo if you're good enough

[drowsy iris]

Mini gun is NOT the worst weaoon

[soft cape]

Yeah I realized that after like 3 games of using it, dropped a 26 bomb on ranked and now I'll never doubt it again

[drowsy iris]

What did you do to him

[cold walrus]

lol

[fiery ore]

frag nade

[soft cape]

Any recommendations for absolutely horrid weapons?

[fiery ore]

mgl, use lockbolt and charge n slam with it

[soft cape]

That sounds like a lobotomy

[drowsy iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sad-gif-26415220

[soft cape]

I'm so down tho

[cold walrus]

Dagger, Pike, MGL32

[drowsy iris]

Dagger isn't horrid

[cold walrus]

or Spear if you wanna hate yourself

[soft cape]

Yikes I've never touched dagger a single second of my life and I never will, but spear I have level 11

I love melee finals

[cold walrus]

I just picked the worst weapon on each class in my experience

[drowsy iris]

So u hate yourself

[cold walrus]

oh man I hope you get help and recover soon

[soft cape]

Absolutely, I'm my worst enemy

I probably wont

Why my texts multiplying? Feel like I got hit with GER

[solar valley]

does anyone know if the one pace server got banned or if I just got banned from one pace :P

[swift haven]

holy fuck it is actually so ass solo queuing in bronze - do people just have NO gamesense what so ever?

[cold walrus]

do people just have NO gamesense what so ever?

You're... you're in bronze...

[solar valley]

you're telling me ppl in bronze have bad game sense?

hold on let me write this down

[swift haven]

how hard is it to stay within 30m of the fucking cashbox man

[solar valley]

idk like plat hard

[eager hull]

hi, are there something wrong with servers?

i cant get into a practise range, it eventually server time outs

[dense cove]

Same

[chilly holly]

erm

[dense cove]

I finally got in

[crystal swan]

Had enough of these stacks runnig amuck

[spare schooner]

Huh

So yeah

[crystal swan]

Also god was definitely on my side at the end that arrow just NARROWLY misses me

[uneven plume]

Scar is such a silly weapon if you can aim well. It plus the reload animation is meta

[grave gate]

true

[crystal swan]

Whats PMO?

I've seen that guy in my game before I think Or somewhere.

[grave gate]

piss/pisses me off

[crystal swan]

OIh

[scenic burrow]

Dont you love it when you get diamonds in your lobby whole everyone else is at highest level 55 so they can get EVERY cash out and bully everyone in the game so fun even ranked is easier than this

[uneven plume]

I had a ruby on my team using the Scar the other day + me just enabling him with heals, was not fair lmao

[grave gate]

lol same

[scenic burrow]

Like bro just let me play the fucking game Jesus I don't need some unemployed stinky ass diamonds to ruin my game

[uneven plume]

I'm very employed

[spark mortar]

anyone for ranked eu?

[uneven plume]

Stinky is debatable

[scenic burrow]

No it's not they are so obviously unemployed 🥲

[peak shoal]

Weakest the finals soldier

[crystal swan]

Mediums with Emerald FCAR are by far the worst FCAR Mediums I've seen 🥀

[crystal swan]

No spinny mag reload -1

[sharp plaza]

vault fcar

[uneven plume]

I dont have it on all of my contestants! Sometimes I use a different contestant and swap to the Scar on it. I have one for AKM loadout and one for FCar but dont have the skins etc on both casue I didnt intend to use them haha

[loud abyss]

no

[crystal swan]

The spinny mag reload honestly improved my FCAR by alot

[uneven plume]

I think its an ADHD thing. Like fidget spinner keeping me focused on the game and not bored

[wide birch]

You took an hour to answer

[crystal swan]

Nah, I just feel more confident with it equipped

[lofty anchor]

gotta be hip with the lingo unc

[loud abyss]

yes

[swift haven]

;(

[tiny epoch]

All good dude, it happens to me pretty consistently so i think its weird timing on some of the reload/rack animations. Regardless it should be fixed

[loud abyss]

i was eating cause i'm only human

[swift haven]

what are the chances i get a smurf account on my team

[grave gate]

who are these teammates

[uneven plume]

Dude, I had Rosa Parks Rose Toy earlier on my team

[loud abyss]

average quick cash light experience

[uneven plume]

Then I had this

[grave gate]

okami looks like moist

https://giphy.com/gifs/z3CXR8fKJMf06y1rUo

[uneven plume]

We dont talk about the other guy and who hes supposed to be

[grave gate]

dr disrespect

[uneven plume]

his wife

[grave gate]

man they both nailed their outfits

[loud abyss]

he looks like a well educated but disrespectful man

[fallow steppe]

vro

[loud abyss]

zro

[tropic belfry]

there isnt much that feels better than obliterating a sweaty stack

[grave gate]

dr disrespect would be the kinda guy to use cl40

[dull sparrow]

Anyone know what the ranked cashout MMR gap is for a 2 man squad?

[solid plank]

25k rn

[loud abyss]

nah he would try and oneclip with fcar and say smth like "GET FUCKING OWNED KID" (idk i never watched this guy)

[forest saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034854055152996393/1489062727098830899/caption.gif

[loud abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-meme-jar-gif-4658690738464352739

[regal stream]

Bro add me i need to partake in such shenanigans

[loud abyss]

dead chat

[swift haven]

ive come to realize i dont hate the finals, i just hate people that are bad at videogames

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-shit-a-rat-dance-oh-shit-a-rat-oh-shit-a-rat-gif-14187081

[forest saddle]

guys, what to do when youve ragebaited someone unintentionally even if u r right

[fallow steppe]

crazy luck

[forest saddle]

🌚

[glass moon]

good morning you beautiful people what a great day to be a final lover the anti cheat is in full effect the season is amazing 5 more account bans in the last 6 hours never in the gaming world has any other community been so blessed witha more elite superior team of humans making sure the game is fair for all

[true echo]

did servers die

[loud abyss]

idk

[harsh raptor]

hello there it is 10 pm where i live

[loud abyss]

ive come to realize i hate the state of melee in THE FINALS™

[grave mortar]

Where i live its 14:25 (Germany)

[stable ore]

I keep joining lobbies where every player disconnects or just leaves straight out, is this server issues or just the lack of people wanting to play

[harsh raptor]

oh i live on the island down under

[gaunt gazelle]

14:25?
0,56 you are welcome

[spark mortar]

anyone from eu ranked?

[glass moon]

its 8 a.m for me i h ope you had a good day

[glass moon]

are you playing modes like quick cash and power shift?

[harsh raptor]

i studied for the whole day (its school holiday rn for me)

but i still have stuff to do

[grave mortar]

Im at work Right now i Hop on Finals later and then my day will be better

[glass moon]

awesome stuff brotha were you from im in america

[harsh raptor]

australia

[glass moon]

exactly finals heals everything especially when the rif raf is gone

[brazen mural]

How’s the weather in Australia at this time of the year

[grave mortar]

Finals always be my fav Game

[glass moon]

what thats awsome

[harsh raptor]

it was kinda hot like 3 days ago (28-30 ish) but not hot hot but now its like around 15 in the morning and 20+ in the afternoon

[glass moon]

same best fps made

[grave mortar]

I Like it to Play Finals with Friends but if Enemy got an Heavy with Flamethrower i got a Rage

Cuz i Play light Class with sword

[brazen mural]

I gotta convert that to Fahrenheit give me a sec lmao

[gaunt gazelle]

[harsh raptor]

lol

[bronze moth]

actually pretty nice

then again I'm on the east coast (Queensland)

constant 20-25°C temps throughout the day, down to lows of 15 lately

[stable portal]

Heavy Heavy sahur

[grave mortar]

👀

[sacred sage]

I use the tactic "run for my life in panic" when I run into flamethrower heavys but it's not a great tactic tbh

[gaunt gazelle]

[harsh raptor]

im in NSW

[grave mortar]

I know what you mean i always try to dash with my ability but its to Late Most of the time

[stable portal]

We call that one the Joestar special

[brazen mural]

I’m also rocking similar weather where I’m at lol. It was rather hot all last week for me reaching 90 degrees at certain points (32 C)

[loud abyss]

are you working an unsafe job?

[sacred sage]

That's for sure a better tactic!! I mainly play Medium so it doesn't work great for me

[bronze moth]

honestly not bad

if there's no humidity that's actually nice

[sweet vine]

Guys...

I think I found the perfect color

[gaunt gazelle]

Oh hi

[harsh raptor]

NSW is a STATE NEW SOUTH WALES

[gaunt gazelle]

He ospuzed it

[stable portal]

But problem when playing is that where I'm at it rains a lot, so the power keeps going out and shit.

[grave mortar]

If ou Are using the bounce Pad try to get away with it but i got no Other ideas

[brazen mural]

yeah there is absolutely zero humidity, but there is also like zero wind so idk

[spark mortar]

i made a fanart of ospuze in 3d

[bronze moth]

non-australians: I don't know what that is

[chilly holly]

orangina is peak

[loud abyss]

wouldn't it be SNSW then?

[sacred sage]

If I don't panic too much yes!! That does work pretty well, I just need to channel my cool calm collected cucumber self to manage

[stable portal]

😌

[bronze moth]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[harsh raptor]

in australia in theres a saying about there being 4 seasons inone day or smthing