#⚡┇the-finals-chat
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itll be a different skin
i was confused as to why i was getting discord dms that just werent there when i tapped them and its how i realized, had to go disable it in the app settings
Yeah I like to use ai to generate people I hate in a poly relationship with Donald Trump and Elon Musk
and this is why our society is all depressed suicidal and angry. I know that you’re saying this as a joke but realistically most people think that way, you can replace video games with anything else like social media or whatever
YES
you don't hate me. you might disagree with my views, but you don't hate me. you don't know me.
Ai will make a better mgq.
Use ai to generate incriminating evidence against your opps
I'LL BE THE ONE that plants a bomb on your shower if you say that again
guy you’re actively supporting his point by saying that
well yea I actually do think that way for the most part
find something you enjoy doing and do that
unless you have a big brain and want to contribute to figuring out immortality, just enjoy ur time on this earth and then die that's it
actually it's not the argument i just saw xxxtentacion in your pfp so i hate you now
thats most people tbh
youll always see people saying very accepting, kind nice things but the reality is for most of them its a performative act to just look good in the public eye
most people dont actually care
it's already planted, i just keep forgetting to set it up
But what is your purpose?
you really think that video games are genuinely gonna a make you happy in life?
read part 2 📖
after several non stop depression sessions, time to lock into ranked cashout
what does my pfp have to do with anything? how can someone's pfp make you hate someone... smh
well i should specify im not sure i can, i've never once actually felt sad or empathetic about anything
money helps 
the human mind is quite perplexing
do gacha dailies
ok so we’re trolling
i think this is selling yourself short in your case yuyuko tbh because you are a very smart person
Happy is a really substract emotion. Happiness can be achieved in many ways, is ephemeral and reactive.
Yeah
osu tag 😭💔
because duck.
Based
no but seriously what's wrong with saying the point of life is to do things you enjoy 💀
they are an effective distraction, and are even more effective at creating illusions
if they can make me ignore my real life problems, then yes.
nothing, but you couldnt have worded it worse if you tried
think they just thought it was just video games
fuck, i keep on going, i just need to stop. lol. why did i choose to be so open and deep today, no clue
Gimme your gosh embark id. Now.
yes, as an emotion. What I would call Joy and fulfillment are altogether different, are entirely up to your decisions to gain, and not ephemeral
Substract?
i think he meant abstract
dont people who complete their goals usually feel more empty than they feel good
Nothing that is the point in life, for many, but some want to leave legacies behind or spread a life style ect, so it can be broader then that but in the end that’s the truth since those are things they do for there own enjoyment
btw yuyuko should i install re5 on laptop or are you gonna dodge me all xmas
maybe you should stop creating the best illusions possible and create some actual concrete fulfillment
oh i didn't actually mean it but let me grab it rq 🥹
Was wonderin if there was a new word opposite of abstract lol
are the servers alright today, every game is off, like everything just feels weak
yeah i love video games, especially the crappy one i spent 8 months making
I could say deadass "I like to drink copious amount of coffee" and that would make me "happy"? Maybe, as is something you enjoy daily, like a routine you can't and won't stop, as it fulfill you on the moment.
But would that be really the correct way to think about happiness? I don't think so
subtraction 🔥🔥🔥
Everyone is depressed that's why it's weak
how a chat about ai turned into philosophy
completing goals has nothing to do with it if the goals are wrong which they are in most people by far
What we yappin bout today?
I guess substract would mean like really easy to understand
money is the key to happiness. argument over.
for me, naturally
AWW NO WE DONT GOTTA IF TOU DONT WANNA
everything except the finals
as usual
It’s a more interesting way to live embrace it
give me some
im just saying that the emotion is not typically correlated specific enough to one thing, multiple emotions usually are
that's what I'm saying it all leads back to things that fire the feel good emotions in your brain
as long as it's not fake short term happiness that leaves you unhappy long term, then yes, life is about doing what you enjoy imo
enjoy making the world a better place or enjoy leaving behind a legacy or enjoy grinding t500 in the finals 
i meant chatting. derailing the finals chat.
oh is ancient yappin bout philosophy again?
This happens often?
People always say money isnt the key to happiness
Other say only rich people say that
Uh I have money and I'm still depressed so
I feel happy everytime i help my family in this tough times, but the feeling isn't ephemeral, nor reactive, i do for the kindness of my heart, not expecting them to pay me in any way.
And i think is something else than happiness, is about (and i know it sounds corny af) devotion.
yup
Mm yes. I love when topics are explained to me like im 4
did you read my original message I’m not talking about the base emotion that’s not what you really want to seek
Literally happened yesterday
Then you're not using your money properly to be happy💀
you dont have enough money then.
It’s up to you much and when you want to carry that 🥂
the human brain is wired in a way that it has an easier time remembering things laced with cortisol than with serotonin basically
which amounts to humans being
incredibly miserable beings
take that however you will
Aria#5428
im sending it cause we probably can't play anyway since we're probably 2 continents away so there's no pressure on me
but if you are close to the eu, then I'd love to play :3
Why is everyone suddenly the thinker😭
hapiness exists when you're unaware of or ignore just how much suffering and pain there is. especially talking about innocent lives, unecessary pain :/
I unironically love this, because it’s the only way I actually understand stuff
IM EU YEA OGMGMGMG
see this is a way of gaining true Joy, not the fleeting feeling of “happiness”
they should make it so if you leave game it counts as a loss
How much money I gotta spend to not be allergic to everything on earth
How much money I gotta spend to get a working immune system
It depends on who's explaining but I agree like. 1000000000000000%
I would gain True Joy if matchmaking stopped putting quad negative teammates on my team in tdm 
Just find a hobby you enjoy a lot, like gunpla building and buy a fuckton of it
Or pc building
Kiruu
also i will tell you again yuyuko
if this is what makes you happy tbh i dont see anything wrong with it
i myself find joy in little things like this aswell nowadays
but i REALLY think you do a disservice to yourself because you ARE a genuinely smart person
also do i install re5 on laptop or will you dodge me till next year
kiriu
Happiness is nice because it makes me feel good
all of it
How the fuck is that supposed to help with my unusable immune system
wrong
my purpose is to become the ceo of embark, delete the finals and arc raiders, buy marathon ip, create it into a game it always deserved to be.
Kaiju
Get new immune system
ayyyee whats up chat
It won't but you'll be happy for a time😄
gojira !? 🥹
chat, i've been told im wrong. can you validate my philosophy /s
idk how you enjoy the t500 grind while I already want to shoot myself over trynna hit plat
Happiness exists when you let it exist. And also when youre pure of heart and nice :pp
So true, I know where I find happiness, and I try to live it every day or get after it a bit and I hope everyone else does the same so long as its healthy and doesn’t involve in hurting yourself or other stuff
you don't want to know. lmaoooo
MAYBE? I DONT KNOW? DONT PUT ME ON THE SPOT
Yes and no. Fulfillment can be inevitably lose, perhaps from monotony, or even out of tiredness, Joy could also apply as is something that isn't perpetual persé.
I like to call in Tranquility, the knowledge that you and your loved ones are doing good, you have no real problems aside casual minor inconveniences. The certain truth that you won't feel empty every time you come home and sit down.
would it be in terms of intelligence or wisdom
not to say anything cause I dont know the person, but the two things are pretty different
give me the tea
no, not if you’re helping your best to end that
My purpose is to make the 3d models
So what do people with an evil heart do?
Kick orphans and steal from orphanages💀
Berger
work, shit, sleep
i like to go on long walks on the beach and punch seals in the face.
was the disservice my initial trolling or was the disservice my take that I expanded on replying to ancient
i would say the opposite. the first part, i agree with, but the second part is what i think isn't necessarily true. it can be the opposite too! that when you have a pure heart and are nice, you cannot be happy
Sounds nice can I join next time?
I sure as hell ain’t pure of heart, but I get dopamine from knives. Is that happiness?
happiness IS real and IS a feeling that isn't dependent on others
you don't need to ignore happiness to be sad
and the opposite works too
i am happy while also being the opposite, and you can be too 
i think ultimately part of growing up for most people is realizing what you can find happiness in and chasing and protecting that happiness, a way to 'cope' with the miserable reality that plagues the world at large in a way
i hate how cope has become some form of insult nowadays btw
deep chat, philosophical, dark truths about life
Yeah sure why not, probably also means you're autistic
Nah we sort of just get evil, we steal from businesses and do drugs and crime
#undiagnosed or something, I don’t use TikTok
I think that’s awesome that your finding joy in small things, I have found that aswell the past few years it can really change how much you enjoy life it’s a different experience now
I jaywalk. I am evil
that's no autistic, that's having straight up ADHD
I don't know Yuyuko, now that you put it like that it's hard to say because if I tell you that I believe you can be much more than just a t500 player in this game it sounds more like I'm insulting you or looking down on you for not aspiring to more but I can't really say otherwise since it is what I truly believe
happiness is real when you don't acknowledge the weight of suffering, corruption, and general "negativity". that's my point.
Steal from small shops so they go out of business and the big corporations take over their property
Ok that’s evil
well an evil person is probably smart enough to realize their bad to the point that they can hide it
I was being sarcastic, my bad
i said godzilla in Japanese cuz you said kaiju (it means big monster in Japanese if u haven't heard of it before) 💔
Yeah WE are evil twin
HELL YEAH
but then again reality is stranger than fiction so eh
I’d say really what I call Joy has nothing to do with whether you have problems or are doing well, but it would come from the fact that you have helped people in need. Nothing bad or good that happens to you by chance can affect it, other than in the way of you taking on different problems and pleasures that come by chance can affect it.
u just want to be a contrarian dont u
Jesus Christ even people I meet online think I got the funny
you know whats messed up about that "joke"? people really out here doing that thinking its funny and not a big deal.
NONI DID I THOUGHT YOU MENT THE BAND FUCK FUCK IM SUCH A FAT FUCKING CHUD
okay yup this chat is everywhere lol
Hi
Wazzup
when you realize that you're powerless in that, especially on a global level... happiness doesn't exist
you mean MY favorite metal band?!!
its okay twin 🥹❤️🩹
i shouldve listened XD
Me too, I also like pouring oil in the lakes amd rivers
Everyone builds there own safe havens in life that’s for sure, and I think it’s just everyone’s way to push back that miserable stuff and find some light and smiles and laughs regardless of what we all face in life
People who don't think about the consequences of their actions😔
Based based based my wife is obsessed but I genuinely have no clue about them
no? where did you get that from? seriously, no.
I enjoy scamming single mothers
I enjoy, single mother's 😎
nah imma build myself an unsafe hell instead
whoaaaaaaaaaa
Imo that's tranquility for me, to always know you did what you could and help the people you love every time you have the chance. But that's my personal take ofc
when i see an LED light, i see it as an LED light. i cannot lie to myself and say that's the sunlight. it's a fuckign LED light, don't blame me for not painting it as something it's not
i finished soul hackers 2 and that game got philosophical as fuck about technology, culture, society and humanity towards the end so its only fitting this conversation is taking place now
no spoilers but the end of the game literally talks about this shit 
I never even said that's all I aspire for 
sounds like the same thing but we’re just calling it a different name
My safe haven is nacho cheese, tamales, and weapons

yea, lol
chat, we have a scammer here.
Then my mistake for giving your fat fucking arse my time of night dipshit
No I’ll drag you to comfy cozy one where you can enjoy smiles laughs good food and whatever else you enjoy haha
You guys can work together he scams them and you help them🥹
Said the off brand vaiya
I MEAN THEY SOUND GOOD BUT LIKE IDK. lemme listen to femtany instead
Fuck no? And have him ruin my thing? Ive perfected my art, I dont need. His help
I want to be bombarded by negative thoughts and be brought to the brink of insanity
@olive solar AND FOR THE LAST TIME DO I INSTALL RE5 IN THIS LAPTOP
or wll you keep dodging me till im back in the netherlands
it doesnt look it but this thing could bite your arm off in 50 different ways
Sounds chill, you should do that while in the middle of the woods so the silence can help you think better
No gif for you lil' brochacho, no amount of server boost will save you from not yapping enough
Start a chain
Denied 🙅♂️ 😂
meh i do, i just dont chat here
ANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWAYS (thanks for mods to allowing this convo, am genuinely surprised by that), The Finals is back to excellent performance. The previous update fixed all the performance issues I've been having for the past few months (the game was genuinely unplayable for me, less than half the fps i used to have + crazy stuttering)
Just joined this server recently, I'll get my permissions
Sound relaxing as hell
Yap more and surely you will do SOON™
join me, i'll be your guide
allowing what convo
there's like 3 birthdays this week and christmas so yeah I'm not on for re5 soon
last update fixed up performance on my end a bit but still not quite fully though im glad theyre at least addressing it relatively fast
i think there's a balance you can reach where you know how bad things are but can enjoy life anyway
i mean one of my biggest hobbies is literally getting bad news on current world politics and analyzing them and talking about them with people irl and online
even something so horrible makes me enjoy my time, and i think everyone is capable of that
and im especially good at this because i have this broken brain where if i tried to ignore something ill literally never be able to stop thinking about it so i can't exactly ignore bad things qwq but it turned out well in the end :3
ok fatty dont get fat when you eat fat cake at your fat birthday fat fuck and also have a good time
yo so what item do people hate the most in this game
performance went from 30-40 to 88-115
Portal 2 in a nutshell
I ate a whole stick of toblerone chocolate today
I never said to do that, things are what they are some are sad and some are happy but you can chase and embrace what you want
You twin💔
Ooooh I want some bbq.
You are literally eating your entire country out of food
But anyways Xenos, i think i get off the point.
I wish you can recover yourself and try again, i may not know you personally, but you seem like a chill (and based) guy, you will surely raise on top again
I HATE FEMTANYL can you give the phone to ur wife 💔💔/jk
that might be me. not sure. idk if i am capable of truly enjoying life. perhaps i'll find purpose of being of use/help to others. don't see much in it for myself tbh
I am not a possession
@olive solar actually the second i walked through the door my parents forcefed me a giant cheesecake and 50 different spanish dishes so now im fat too
Kernel level and all but cheating is still rampant
would anyone be interested in a squallet?
i have high hopes for you twin
Brick detected
Can i borrow a dollar from you twin?
...Twin...?
never said u said it! i get your point
u made up that word just now
WORST TAKE IMAGINEABLE I HAVE GROUNDS TO HAVE YOU SHOT
Just finished a cheesy grillburger I got in the middle of the night
are you interested in a squallet?
Yes, Embark, I'm sure the level 13 and level 7 guys pulling trickshots the prime MLG guys would only dream of are legit
Did you think that when I called you gormless for the first time too
Imagine we are in 1864
i'll sell myself to ai /s (jokes jokes jokes)
FIGHT ME
now off to bike back home
gorm like dark souls III giant
I was just wondering if you felt like I had is a all just tying to get my perspective clear
wait no that's yhorm
you made me put a furry pfp
Hellllll no
@hollow basalt dawg don't ignore me, i pour sincerity into that text 🥀
no gorm like gormless like "god i hate his gormless fucking face"
NUH UHHHH >:pppp
embarks skin classification makes no fucking sense because tf you mean this is only an epic 😭
HAHAHAHAHA
I read it I just don't know what to say that isnt outright depressing, I don't have a lot of hope for the future or myself tbh
@wheat bridge
I did not expect to se that
@wheat bridgeits a squallet
Even if you don't, i do believe good will come to you eventually.
I'm surprised that's considered an epic, you're right. Should be a common
W Luna, fast reaction.
huh
this goose shall never lay eggs again
well, what’s everyone’s favorite food?
Squirrel
Luna is typing?!!!
high-ish tier because it's a cashball
only an epic because it's kinda boring
that makes one of you
Everything that tastes good and doesn't kill me
I think goose might be cooked
Cooked goose sounds delicious ngl
That kind of images can be disturbing to some people in our community, please be mindful with the content you share! 
i have this gif favorited. how tf did u stumble across it
Ooooh
god i hate his gormless fucking face
Why did it take you so long to type this message ;-;
that's cuz I have it favorited duh
This is also disturbing
can you guys please not curse
at least 40 grams of protein in that thing
FUCK
I'll fucking try to goddammit!
i want them both

I CAN'T HIT MY PROTEIN
hey Luna! would you be so kind to check on my eggmail I sent, if you got the time? would be appreciated! 
monkey cat
Eat 40 hot d ogs
they will get to it. rn Luna is the only one active from the CMs.
bailey would have laughed about it.
37.5% of the way
for worse looking skin
I curse you to a thousand years of dual throwing knives teammates in ranked
god are you actually farming xp for the weapon
kazUwU
On my way to cue up a match with throwing knives
how silly would it be if we banned you, Silly Goose?
im a riot shield main, so thank you
There isn't any American style hotdog in the country where I live we only have those meat rocket stuffed in a crispy bun
And the ones I find are too expensive
Just a couple little guys hanging out
Those look delicious as hell
GUYS ANYONE ELSE GETTING FKING MONaCO ALL THE TIME IN RANKED?
Corn dog. I dint want you ti eat an American hotdog, get a frankfurter
It does but it cost 3 euros💔
huh
this is a war crime
Strange looking sandwich
I kill the waitress
no, im getting kyoto which is worse
is this normal?
Yuyuko you know theyre just gonna release another level thats gonna take anothr 200k xp if not more next season right
Emerald dagger all over again
great movie!!
Kyoto ain't that bad nowadays
Then just say sausage or smth💀
Thought you meant those meat blasters, those sausage rockets
yes, sometimes the game just hates you
FOR REAL, i really enjoyed Nutty Professor
I only get the new map it feels like
its even worse now than when it was added, its a bfr/repeater/arn playground
American gas station chicken cylinder hits different
and thats assuming you get a light and not 2 heavies or 2 mediums instead
Because you're tired and half awake?
what'd you think of the sequel?
Certain weapons being advantageous on certain maps is much better than every weapon equal standing on every map. The variation is good, especially in ranked.
I will say what I want.
There was a sequel?!?
yeah
Except
theres no variation
its bfr repeater every match in every map
Shut up piss role
Yeah that's right I'm a rolecist
Because they so processed, they taste different
Dont talk about my "piss hole"
she's moving her hands like...
I rarely see repeater
i wish i got your matches then
Dawg, don't call him piss role when you're a dry-blood role 🥀
LMFAOOOO
No you dont, I've gotten Fangwei city like the last 3 matches
Wrong gif
The medium reviving the light with 3 rounds in their m11 as two teams start scrapping
no such thing
well, there was nutty proffesor 2. iirc, it was kinda bad
YOU GOT IT REVERSED DUMBASS
ill take pushing fangwei city center cashout over pushing kyoto cliffside cashouts anyday
Better to be bloody than piss
Oh, then im glad i didn't hear about it's sequel 
brother, you're calling for a ban
didnt you do that like 3 min ago?
I'M GONNA HIDE MOLDED CHEESE IN YOUR HOUSE SO IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
lets lock in chat.
Oi
Cliffside ain't that bad if you actually brought movement gadgets and utilized them properly.
Gateway, Jump pad, Zipline
still had eddie in it, but they were probably milking it for money
Twin, is not piss, is ospuze 💔
io
ADA NO-
That's what a piss role user would say
no thanks
but good luck
how?
Hey my friend, hope your day went alright 🥂
Let us know how ya get placed
can't believe s4 is over
yse
Either you risk eating a minimum of 100~ damage even using those or you use them to get around which takes forever and gives the team defending time to set up
Bro we are both cranberry juice flavored roles
forget so soon?
I've already earned green.. and im back at red going to get green for a 2nd time.. 🥲
wish me that im feeling better rn after several depression sessions but ty
Ahhhh I see, I didnt see they edited the message
yeah, remind me
I'm wondering what the highest support score someone could get could be within the 3 rounds of cashout
got banned before?
when are embark gonna release their full public api
got it.
i got 50k once
Ospuze ospuze ospuze
i was!
Really??? How
Nah, I wouldn't ever get banned, I've got common sense.
easily few hundred thousand
healbeam defib proxy detector and uhhh smoke i think
Anyways it's almost the end of the year don't some of you here need to 100% a game so it looks good on your recap?
It did but I’m honestly tired of seeing healthy relationships. In other words I called out of work tomorrow and I’m about to get as drunk as I can possibly get
Cuz my highest was 26k and I was using the heal beam almost constantly
WHY ARE YOU GLOATING ABOUT IT
let's make the best game and blueball us with the public stats
just letting you know :)
Don't be like that twin, we should be united against the rancid-green roles
i really really really really really doubt that
How much support score does smoke give?
homeless drip variants.
Yeah you wish you inferior role💀
1 look at your profile tells me all I need to know.
im almost certain you already said this to me before
Not homeless enough, you just look like a runaway
You shouldn’t let other’s happiness get to you, you should try and be happy for them, it’s something to smile about, you have something to strive to achieve yourself
Twin... 💔 🥀
think logically
most of the items i have are from events.
too much clothing for homeless
b4 here we come
Most likely not, but I can see why you'd think so since a lot of people probably say the same thing
!coinflip work on the volpe furry 3d model
No, you should probably not work on the volpe furry 3d model.
what's bad about my profile anyway
it waits another day
10m rounds x 2 + 20m round x1
healing emitter is 25 hp/s with limit up to 3 people = 75 hp/s
let's say you spend 5 seconds deploying the emitter tops in all 3 rounds that is total of 39 minutes 45 seconds which is 2385 seconds
75 * 2385 = 178875
probably like 100 xp for the emitter
For the sake of Christmas cheer and vibes, what if instead of coins upon elimination, it was small tree ornaments?
idk man someone from jinko server named me that 😭
people are deadass bitching in quick cash now 🥀
fam, reds and greens are locals here, we couldnt care less for piss roles and under
What if for Christmas cheers you lowkey donate all your belongings to us?
no
hop on point break twin
It’s good my man for everyone, even yourself it shows you it’s out there and that it can be done, try seeing at as something worth doing or trying your best to do you know ❤️
forgot to change to Asia. but here we go
Dry ramen or wet ramen
bro i only been here for like 4 days i aint a local just visiting
Half and half
Don’t be silly I’m achieving this happiness. Just with alcohol
why is this a question? of course wet
time to bounce....
ehh
only green roles
Goose
Damp
||Shhhh, don't you see im acting as if i care about this tourists?! Im just pretending, the second i get red will be the most wild rolecist mf ever||
Please don't say that twin
Piss role is offensive
It appears I’m out of wet ramen, so dry ramen it is
Dry has a crunch to it though
im a transient. not a local. i am your daily provider of goose.
Just make it wet it's not that hard
totally not ospuze
m
Ya I’m not Ospuze
I see 
They couldnt care less about piss roles?? Maybe I like being a piss role huh? Maybe ill stay a piss role?
Wait I’m talking about different types of ramen, not whether I should make it wet or eat it dry
I’m not Ospuze because Ospuze isn’t me
I don’t
Hopefully you have indomie
ayy im v
Ikr twin? ❤️🩹
Your only trying to not hurt so much it’s different and that’s just a illusion my friend, but these are your choices not mine, I just hope you can try and see that it’s not something you need and you would be better off without it
Mhm
No sight no problem
low tier ospuze after leaving his wife and drinks behind to ragebait on the meatverse
and it keeps getting between my teeth and takes a while to get out, while satisfying, sometimes it hurts and it takes too long, also i like the variety of tastes wet ramen offers, I only know one way to eat it dry
Wait that the exact type I have, how the hell did you guess that
Why your ak has cancer
Unity! Piss roles unite! Viva le revelution!
It just paints a picture.
anyone tryin run rank?
because the actual cancer that hit me is mythic skins
totally forgot to do this and went on to play like 3 more rounds, also got called for dinner and forgot about that so :/
There are many ways to eat it dry. I like to blend it
be a little more specific??
You said dry and calculating all the dry ramen on earth and the continent where you live in I guessed it was indomie
Use piss for ramen
piss role is like that awkward cousin at family functions (i was piss role until yesterday)
Then I lick it off my hands like a petting zoo animal
that sounds disgusting
ak with no sight is perfection
-lfg
Europe: #lfg-eu-casual • #lfg-eu-ranked
North America: #lfg-na-casual • #lfg-na-ranked
Asia: #lfg-asia-casual • #lfg-asia-ranked
Oceania: #lfg-oce-casual • #lfg-oce-ranked
South America: #lfg-sa-casual • #lfg-sa-ranked
Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.
Don’t worry I’m not even on anyway king, just do it sometime if you want to if it slips by that’s fate
Idk what that means but ya
So terminally cancerous ak's are better at hitting bullets? 
Dayum you intelligent
that IS disgusting, is there co op?
Yumny
guys I just got the system integrity violation error is there a way to fix that?
mb lowtiergod reference
Okay lol I got scammed out of my mb
dale on his way to eat his ospuze cereals and avoid cashing out for child support
yes-
From piss we came, from piss we remain
If you really want to eat ramen dry just punch the pack and then put the seasonings in it and mix it and voila you get ramen chips
I don't owe you an explanation.
STOP TALKING ABOUT PISS
Yes, you get a friend to put it in their hand and you eat out of it
Bought this one before hotfix, but I dont have the right one
then stop talking to me loser 🗣️
have an ospiss
Nah, I like making 4 bites of ramen
Fuck yeah! Ospiss
Use 2 packs
Small pot
Born to piss, forced to be trashtalked by dirty menopause dry blood roles and puke-green roles ✊
2 small pots
if only the actual ospuze drink didn’t cost $10 through that 3rd party website the finals sells merch through
Other pot dirty
I'd switch back to my ospuze themed profile but i cant change it server-side anymore 💔
Use microwave
how tf are yall still talking about body fluids but mad about a squallet?
get nitro 🙂
soap and water also works
Helllllll no
Dry blood isn't dirty, its nice and clean
Guys is it weird to drink milk with a straw?
i waste my money on other worthless things
agreed
But I agree with everything else!!
Is it chocolate milk or not
Nah
Lowkey twin you kinda lazy and need to wash the dishes even though it's like 02:40 rn
Discord nitro is... interesting
gotta drink it straight from a glass no other way
not at all, I do it 
i mostly waste my money on steam (and the finals) and discord (nitro)
even im 18 lo-
it’s like 5-6 where I live
Straight from the source*
Like base milk or some sort of a milkshake?
You can drink milk however you wanna, just be nice about it
yea I’m lazy tho
are we really comparing piss to a dead animal
But like my forgetting made me have to eat microwaved rice 😔
atp drink from a straw for practice to drink from the source
Ha! You fools, it is only 1.40 here! I am from the past, heed my message
hey @wheat bridge. why is bodily discharges allowed to be talked about non stop but my squallet cant be shared?
Thanks twin for giving me more information on where your possible location is, next time I'm gonna rob your house
soon to be 6, maybe 7
i read "straight from" and alarms went on in my head
Child
euro scum unite
bc piss
It’s still warm either way my friend at least theres that, and you didn’t need to fry it or something
What do we think fellas
"IM TELLIN!!! TEACHER TEACHERRR" /jk
as long as you aint french we’re good
huh, u managed to make those legs work somehow
YAAAAHHHHH RAAAAAAAHHHHH
I had a gay teacher who liked to travel with his husband to Egypt.....
White legs look off to me, but I'm also not a fan of white so that could be why.
Cuz who wants to open the finals chat to see birds VIOLENTLY shitting
Wee wee baguette
like... like j*nko? 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Idk probably you
Neato
Sponsored by Vaiiya
How did we went from a squirrel to body fluids?
french people are scary
my location is the McDonald’s near your house
Because squirrels aren’t tasty
the point of the question is to point out biased moderation from fake claims of outrage over non issues by those who are mentally instable.
WTF IS SALES TAX
The nearest mcdonalds is in a business sector and not far from the highway
That jacket, or This one?
hey Luna i know you're new here but how much to ban any messages that contain 6 & 7, im begging you here these children are too much 🙏
Put some pants on
you don’t have 4 different regional taxes on every day goods? sucks to be you
my nation is the only one allowed to hate french
🐴🌹🎄
The entirety of Africa?
67 multibucks
67
Getting a little too unsilly there goose
what does that even mean?
Exactly
skill issue on their behalf
Let's move from that topic please, not the right place to talk about that my people 
i think everyone can hate on french people since french people hate everyone its a two way street
not you too, the numbers are growing soon it's going to only be
What about this do both get blocked
NOT. MY. PROBLEM.
yup, you too though
"it only cost 2000$!!!" where's the sales tax
Government conspiracy
Ok
son im crine 😭😭😭😭😭
Just more ways to get money to fund the government (I am the government)
bought a kit kat yesterday and it had 4 different ¢.07 taxes placed by my county live laugh love
Even better
Did you lose a bet AGAIN?? 😭
Honestly skill issue move to an European country
that'll learn them for throwing the tea out
is the tip .67 cents?
Well, as long as they don't spam it I don't see a problem with their 6 7 thing 👀
steam is a good money waster, PLEASE stop paying for nitro tho
instead save 90 bucks and get the GAMESIR G7 PRO
have you seen pro controllers? this is BETTER, for LESS.
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(i seriously wrote all this)
No the 6.70 was the tip
They destroyed around 2 million dollars worth of tea😭
Yup
thats not the steam controller
dammit guess i'll have to live with a wall of blocked message for another day 😔
i would but french people don’t like me and the UK is too humid and depressing to live there, i’ve only learnt a little french on the side so 🤷🏼♂️
The extra 67 cents was for the love of the game
I have the gamesir g7 pro
Impressive, the read was gripping and insightful, im still not gonna but one :pp
You have to say "yuppers :3" instead
british tax vs j compound interest
is it as amazing as i imagine it to be? i have the g7 se and its actually frickin awesome i wish I could justify buying a pro version
who is this guy and why do i keep seeing him in gifs
Who tf said about those backwater countries?
I meant like Italy, Greece, Germany and other European countries
FUCK i failed my job as a saleswoman
He is that one guy that makes gifs
thanks
but then i’d have to learn another language tbf i can barely speak english as is
you can all hate the french but they were way smarte
Yeah it feels nice to gloat my controller, I can feel the envy emanating from those peasants who don't even have a gamesir controller
yess
yuppers:3
Hello, Im looking to learn more about the game I just started playing last night I’m not bad at the game just new
it's growing :/
r than the rest of europe
i’ll lowkey move to bulgaria my college prof is from there i’ll just ask him for a place to stay
do not play favorites with the classes
Most European countries has their citizens learn English as a secondary or third language during their teens
LMAO i envy your status as a certified pro gamer dear sire
Thats alright, there's always next time!
my keyboard put the enter key 0.1mm into the backspace 🥲
caught me :(
I have a membrane keyboard
Huh?
smarte
Sell me this pen
blame discord for forcing this huge message on me telling me there's a message there when i dont want it
yeah i know that but not tryna be a burden and not assimilate to a country i’m moving to, would be weird if i didn’t bother learning the language of the country im going to
pierdole smarte
These noods are fire
FUCK no, i can sell anything to the average person but i need to study those things before doing so, pens are too boring to learn about 💔
Wats a good YouTuber to watch for me to get better and learn more ?
I’ll buy it!
Sell me the new volpe bundle
😭
the point of selling is not abt knowing everything you’re selling but everything about the person you’re selling to
Well you can always just learn the basics of the language and then move there and improve it till it's at the native level
I have no idea
im lowkey a chud at learning language 😔 been taking french for 5 years and i always forget
The default reload animations of the Deagles look like shit
how i feel after accidentally letting go of the cashout steal last second and fucking it all up
Why did you delete that comment I was about to react to it🥺
wrong game vro
Me when I show my gaming setup at work.
okay finally launching game to play season 9 for first time this season. How long as it been.
appoh
fuck, so close to the phenomenal ASS
Fellas out here looking for answers
I need some answers 😂
is there a better one?
MMMMMM someone backed up the entirety of spotify onto the internet
Search “ronin the finals” on YouTube
Yes boss I need the rx 9070 xt 16gb and ryzen 9 9950x3d for maximum work efficiency
Like 2 weeks.. not even a break
we both know ASSSSS is better
appoh, carnifex/lycommit for light, yung makes fun videos, you can also just look up the finals
I accepted long ago my aim was just ass and I can improve as much as I want but if I don't win gunfights its over
I always get s in elims ahaaaaa couldn't be me ahaaaaa
im surprised there hasnt been a LTM yet. Where is my snowball LTM
Appoh is a good choice
its not pyramid scheme-y enough
double ASS is even better
i disagree rikkss is the better youtuber to watch for finals
Don’t have the image, but one I got
ABB
ABB
that means I have ABBs
I’m new so I’m just tryna learn more about the game it’s not hard for me I just wanna learn more
dont even make videos 💀
No clue, just aw the articles which don't say
Goo guns near infinite CC is an anti fun mechanic but yall aren't ready for this conversation yet
Make a channel and become popular enough to sell a course for ridiculously amounts of money
I need myself an ADD
you probably spend your games playing quick play not ranked / wt
The renaissance men are coming into town
still better. We know when you eventually do itll be the best video in the world
its fun when i do it
it will just be matter gameplay prolly
Oh no, im a world tour vet, I do bits
Power shift is the best non ltm gamemode
clip highlights is peak
There is a video of me on YouTube as a child singing, my sis don't have access to that account anymore💔
Anna's archive sound familiar to anyone more into piracy and that than me?
ok
also try sanguine and jusazn two more good players, sanguine plays med jusazn plays light
DMCA takedown that shit
mix that with season 1 ost and you got a classic video
What’s the difference between med and light
balise daughter or ottr son
med is mid
weapons, gadgets and health.
medium has a lot of team-oriented utility, light dies to a wind breeze
So was the winch sledge one shot combo on lights. But still anti fun
Hundreds of people has seen that shit💔
different classes, different playstyles, different people play different classes better
light = big damage
med = support
heavy = map control / bullying
Light is peak
Chat new zip bomb just dropped
They're just impressed I have 3 monitors 🤣 but yeah... 4080 super, 9700X, 32gb ram
So which is better med of light
heavy = big damage, light = quick damage if u survive
light class is the best class. grapple is for those who are the smartest and understand physics. but the smartest are mgl players who are basically rocket scientists.
Light is me
all 300 tb of spotify library downloaded onto school computer
What are you the ceo of gaming💀
medium for starting out
salmon is one with light
THANKYOU
Ok
Medium because I like helping people
as light you die way too quickly, not good for a beginner
Soon
I swim up stream just to swim back down again, then back up because im just that girl
We know you're just self glazing brochacho chip
Yeah I played titanfall vro
Nah thats twin right there, he gets it
you can also watch any big twitch streamer on the finals, you can learn from playstyles that way too, lotta pros stream
mgl crayon eaters immediately lock in when its a 1v3. dont know what that phenomenon is called
Anybody wanna play ?
Anna's archive is where it is, idk anything about what anna's archive is tho
How long you been playing its like week 3 😂
Mgl is fun as hell
I need titanfall 3 Mr. Renaissance man. Provide it for me
they see all the numbers and instantly do millions of calculations and also gain ability to see 2 seconds into the future
the midshipmen moment
as a light main I can confidently say the worst class if u dont know what ur doing, nearly the best class in the hands of someone who actually knows how to play
Damn there's nothing to eat at home except crackers with brie cheese and honey
Its called me
It's like the star wars sequels dog. It'd be a cash grab
Light is really feed or famine
Wdym nothing that sounds fire
Shrodingers Titanfall
Sarwars
highest skill ceiling class, very easy to die but if good hard to kill aswell
Ofc you think that's fire peasant
Feed. Let them eat cake. I am Marie antouinette but irish
highest skill floor also
As the worst light main on this server, this is correct
any nerfs to light this season other than glitch nade?
I didnt start performing wll consistently as light before I got like 100 hours in the game
You will only get better owo
out of which like 60h were on light
bruh
You must first find, the light.
Good light vs good heavy (the confrontation ends as soon as heavy drops his dome shield)
it’s just not worth playing light below gold against full med/heavy teams because no light below dia understands the word “positioning” unless you’re apart of the group of lights who play camp cloak with a full stall gadget build
I have found the light. It’s way too bright for me
It takes a while but its so rewarding
Well fuck my crackers isn't perfectly split in the middle this just means I have to invade France again🥀
Too much
hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb
2 Jaw breaks in a 1 Punch knockout. That's right, Jake (Douchebag) Paul's jaw was BROKEN in TWO different places
and yes, the guy against him? Anthony Joshua, he was OUR Fighter!
that's right! we don't just make the most Jaw Dropping VR Headsets, we also BREAK Jaws youLOVE to see Broken!
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i hate you so fucking much for this
How did you misspell that
Icarus themselves
What I love is when people on my team go: "how you have the least combat score as light bro" bitch you two are running m60 and fcar you think I can deal any poke damage past 10m with m26 and farm combat score
no idea 🥀
I DIDN'T EVEN REPLY TO THE DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
Dr Disrespect looking ahh setup
good heavies will always win that fight btw, the whole point of light is avoiding head on easy 1v1s since you should theoretically never win them
that triple monitor set up is stunning and you get nice sunlight too. dream
Im sold
I either get a kill or deal barely any damage
@edgy lagoon
That’s a lot of text
What did I do
When I'm working at home, I've got a work laptop to my left to, and it connects to the monitors for 4 screens.
when are you upgrading to 5 screens
idk how you make matter work tbh. i either 2 shot them or deal 1 health quadrant for the whole clip. its the apex legends shotgun situation all over again
Day trader
so no argentina flag?
Never
🥹❤️🩹
What medium weapon should I use today
You gonna get the cartoon villain setup soon
you can make any light weapon work with good positioning (key word positioning)
My other work computer, which is a client computer, technically allows that, and I have a personal Macbook Pro... soooo
imma drop my setup here also
you asked me to sell you the volpe bundle
Cmon kid, let's go sell headsets.
riot shield
Bet
are you going to add on a steam machine too in the future for 6 screens lol
Yuck. Like just sort of yuck. Like big and grossm
Nah, it won't be worth the price considering what I already have.
Well, now I kinda wanna buy it
cl
smokes, breach drill, and turret lets run this bih
Ps5 supremacy
Huh
Very peculiar
2nd game will do (first game maybe if there are more than 5 lights)
30 fps supremacy
Im nice at finals
don’t ever take a riot shield player’s advice literal rats
Anything to close distance
git gud, m26 suffers from hitreg problems and if you dont hit the core 5-pellet spread and only hit the side 3-pellet spread you really wont deal any damage
same with cl 40 players
I’m kind at the finals
I simply dont play any class other than light
that's the saleswoman for ya
I enjoy playing demoman lolol
I don’t play any class even light
i hate any class with a weapon
also as you normally do as light, flank flank flank
I play 80% medium 20% heavy.
I’m sad at the finals
me in point breakhttps://tenor.com/view/ot-movie-cat-gun-bang-gif-9889809122388915984
10,000 hour civilian main
o wait wrong clip, this is the correct one
this clip is fucked up. i could only do shit like this when holding the dual barrel
matter is about consistently being in a good position rather than having one spontaneous play and pulling back which is why i suck at it 🔥
Mmmmmh crackers with brie and honey is really tasty
Sweet, salty and the smoothness of brie really brings it all together
I have a pet cat
also me in point breakhttps://tenor.com/view/noob-olydri-mmorpg-mmo-mega-heal-gif-17159710
Fight me
Seems nice and cozy nice clean desk three monitors a big mouse pad 🔥
I have a collection of impractical knives
i play quick melee heal beam im basically saving private ryan (is that the right movie? idr)
my pitbull has the rizzler build
i am not reposting any further https://tenor.com/view/noob-olydri-mmorpg-mmo-mega-heal-gif-17159710
Im the finals
I saw someone getting arrested while getting gas today.
there really isnt too much difference between db and matter if you can land your shots, xcept for the fact that matter has more range, tighter spread and more bullets to spam with
Hacksaw ridge lol. IK what ur talking about
What does that even mean
why are so many people treating quick cash like it's competitive, i know i'm bad at the game but still
it would be fun if Embark made a new game that takes place in the EXACT world and timeline of THE FINALS, but it's about smth completely different than the world's greatest game show; as that, the world's greatest game show, implies there is a greater world with other things happening than only the gameshow
ok yeah lol i couldnt remember for the life of me
wider than she is tall lol.
tekken 8 or guilty gear strive?
Because they wanna beat your ahh
no you're good little gup. quick cash bitching is at an all time high right now
UM I JUST LOSE A MATCH I DINT LOSE ... MODE NEWLY NAME CASH OUT 2 R 1ST TEAM HAVE 35K WE ARE SECOND AT 21.500 3TEAN AT 18K 4TH AT 8.500 WE DINT GO FOR THE FINAL I WAS SENT TO THE SCORE SCREEN AS DEFFATED ?!?!?! I TOOK A SCREEN SHOT BUT I CANT SEND IT HERE
gamemode where we kill all the sponsors so that they disable arc raiders server since theoretically the whole arc wave never happened if so
Mortal kombat actually >:((
you know what same tbh
truely, i've been playing since release and this season seems to be the worst of it
wow i actually hate you 💔
eh, matter is somewhat about both, you can do both sick outplays in 1v1 and just dish out dps with good positioning, this clip shows both in action
STRIVE MENTIONED IM A CLOWN OF FATE
Good <33
do yall look at your keyboards when you type? theres no way you dont see youre typing in all caps like an animal.
WHAT THE FUCK IS CAPS LOCK
its armorclad faith 💔
in tourney its def about always being in position, i think in other modes you can get away with taking 1v1s
sorry for cap anybody ever got the same issue ?
silence i will not read the lyrics. heavenly potemkin buster
I removed my caps lock key
in tourney it is always about positioning, but being able to do 1v1 dash outplays also matters
Also wanted to share this clip again bc like how do you let a single light stall the whole team for a full minute
the button below the key is still there.
how do you make the AKM work? everytime I use it, it feels like half my shots don't register and the enemy medium/light is left with a sliver of health before running away. am I just shit? it feels easier to use the revolver or 1887 for some reason
I put a piece of cardboard over it
put acog
get immediate success
deleted cause i'm not a hypocrite
YOU SENT IT THOUGH
lowkey yeah i don’t play light dash anymore cause i always feel a delay when i dash like i’ll die with my token in its original spot even after doing a full dash like it genuinely feels ass for me
i do better with fcar
Or are you
oh and I have a place for my cat here also
we all know i'm not.
like i have so many moments where i literally die behind a corner because the game thinks i wasn’t fully around
yeah, the lag compensation can deffo feel shit quite often
Is that so
its the bullet curving mechanic
Dash is too limited
cat set up beats any setup
Ok
Grapple is peak
You are peak
:)))))))))))))))))) you too
how do we actually not agree on a single thing in existence
Ok
my beak is peak
In what world is Dash "Too Limited"????
they made it limited to 2 charges
I don’t believe you
because i can’t dash 7 times in a row it isn’t fair 💔
GOOD
youre living in it
Yup yup, sorry I meant "two limited"
This game seriously need footsteps man
this one gets it
when?? hotfix? i haven’t played in like 1 1/2 weeks
it deffo isnt too limited, it is fairly limited. You need to manage your dashes if you want it to be strong
dawg whats with cl-40 users and tbagging me?
I'm sorry MY grenade launcher actually takes skill and you STILL underperformed el_hombre
Hense why i play grapple
no they didnt
dash honestly feels like a balanced thing rn, hasn’t needed changes in a min
You’re nose is growing
No they did, im John finals
gtfo of her for real with that nonsense. I shoot a L 1 time and they teleport away immediately to another dimension to save themselves. Fight me bro wtf
and you want MORE charges?! MISS ME
lights never win that fight hence why they lowkey burrow
No, Im saying its bad and I dont like it
in no realm should a light be able to head on 1v1 other classes if both sides are equal skill unless light just completely outplays
skill issue, shouldve already killed the light before they even got the chance to react
How much MORE of a gap do you want to create? we can barely already get you, and you want to gap FURTHER?? It's never enough for anyone in this game i swear
I love coconut rum
On top of a gap you have a grapple, to gap FURTHER!!!!
it’s funny since med/heavy players think light is too good rn and lights think they always get gapped which isn’t true whatsoever
I have my gap and versatility with the grapple, I dont want the dash to get more charges im saying its shit unless youre playing a melee build and I dont care about it
but the image i saw here... was it all fabricated??
why not tho, depending on the weapon they deffo should have the chance to outplay other classes, like m26
And you want MORE CHARGES????? That's actually wild...
No its real I read it in a book once
thanks for letting me know...
prolly
I just think that dash can be hell to fight
for real though you're not wrong
your bindings are insane
5 and 5 with riot rn. meh
Agree completely
does it block bullets from the left naturally?
Light can do what they want because im light and light is me and its my body my choice
lol
the point of light is to be able to pick fights where you should have the advantage, not where it should be even. i can 1v1 dash lights without dash myself but it feels like 1v1ing other classes leaves me at a disadvantage if im not in a good spot or shooting first. you always have to be the first shot to really win full health 1v1s against good med/heavy players
it can be annoying, but its range is short enough that it only becomes hard to fight in cqb when light dashes behind you and behind you again
but even then light prolly expends all their dashes just to kill you leaving them a sitting duck for your next teammate
it is but i lowkey have delays so i don’t play dash light it feels like i always get hit mid dash cause of delays
if you're one of those lights that keep backstabbing and spamming cloak i hope they remove the entire class for YOU alone
only for controller players
Light is best played in a hit and run style, that is why the build has so much speed and high damage options
what is this gif supposed to convey i don't know if i should be scared or happy
Nuh uh! I use v9s and grapple
this is the most boiled down point of light lol
Someone got absolutely destroyed
If they get the first shot off then I expect a fight. But the moment they teleport away, im like well its not a 1v1 anymore they went to go get help because they're low. I dont chase that.
:pp

Yeah basically that lol
AND WHAT OF IT?!
local saleswoman DEFEATED by the weakest weapon
Uhh, chicken wings i guess
Keep takings L's lol
the threat of dagger is the strongest part of dagger, not the actual weapon.
Mesh shield might not be meta but I have yet to experience something quite as satisfying as dropping down from high ground and opening it between your teammate and the opps having a really close gunfight
okay I don't completely despise you so far
true, I always disengage whenever they get the first shot on me and use 2-3 dash charges on it leaving me out of those charges for the next 16-24 seconds
But again weapons like m26 and tk are meant to be more of 1v1 brawling weapons, m26 requiring you to actually get into distance where you can actually outplay them with dashes and deal actual damage, and tk are just mid-range dueling weapons anyway
sadly first shot does not guarantee equal advantageous fights, you need to be able to chip, reset, and then all in 1v1 to play light correctly.
Why does this game not have footsteps??
I like to use dash with vanishing bomb and sh1900 then oneshot enemies from their backs
Both still need some condition to be met to be useful in a head-on 1v1
m26 needs to close the gap first, tk need headshots
They are a little bit on the quiet side but you can absolutely track people through walls with the footstep audio alone.
oh my god Spotify's ENTIRE library got scraped and you could download it all rn 😭💔
Im nice at finals
good dash sword players are scary cause they know how to pick fights, light is always about proper fight management and not just taking fights
People in this game are always full throttle on the sprint key so they're easy to hear ngl
I like to lure lights to me then disable their spec with glitch mine and kill them with my riot shield
300 terabytes of music and capitalism
No way a guy was next to me and didn't gear nothing idk
Spotify are shit so its okay
I still like to just take fights bc dopamine hits different
i like to crouch walk everywhere with cloak so that i can just 3 tap you in the back of the head w v9s
