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I was in school when I played it so that’s why I was able to play a lot
Well and the fact that it killed Titanfall 3. And it's EA
Battlefield 6 more like Black Ops 7
TITANFALL 3 MY SHAYLAAA
I have school, but I have restrictions...
Fence zem in, fence zem out 🗣🔥
The finals chat has turned into apex legends chat
Damn
You're playing in my backyard now...
I’m trying to re learn light since I haven’t played it since s2-3 other then powershift so it was a bit different to go to heavy as a medium main, I want to get the tri class going harder though
Dawg... why my pizza look like this...
they wouldnt admit it to even the feds but 75% of the finals players are former apex nolifers
no toppings??
Pepperoni is under the cheese
I was... S7-9
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They did the sample meta on your pizza
How about someone who puts 600 hrs in...?
Typical greedy Embark
nice pizza Evan :3
you need to kill the guy that made that with hammers wdym under the cheese how is it gonna get crispy down there
You did really good all games tbh, it was fun! I also think playing with ur lobbies, there play style feels different from what im use too? Yea u gotta carry me again, i gotta get to whatever is after plat. It is interesting isnt it 😎 yea the beans are so good! Enjoy ur gains X2🫡
It doesn't, that's why I like it
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mods put him in The Device
What The Device...?
Can we get a swordfish
this game is so fucked right nwo do somethign abotu tui
no i want a floppy ass codfish
🥴
I want pickaxe
Pufferfish as grenade skin
Bring back Titanfall. Literally nobody hated Titanfall
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Yes this is so cute
titanfall 3 comes out today im never playing the finals again
It's under EA, there's bound to be hate
Ermm, ughh, uummmm...||job application||
Only played 2 and it was absurdly underrated
I want another nfs game...
They’ll just flood it with in game purchases like every other game probably
1 is even more underrated it was so fun on launch
i dont need to spend money to shit on chests with the grapple
i unironically loved nfs 2015 even if the cars handled like shit it got the vibe right
2015 was goated!
That’s true, it’ll also just be a worse copycat version of tf2 with slightly better graphics
I miss Titanfall ...
Tf2 still has a player base
Erm....
banger usernames
Banger Usernames + Banger clan tag
thats @rancid schooner
i can still find a match on cod 4, it aint the same as when it was popping
What felt different about the lobbies just curious, different strategies different builds harder easier just different in general? I’ll try to carry you but it looks like we will be carrying each other, and that’s good haha, let’s not down play how well you do 🔥, interesting you find it interesting as well 🤝 that we both notice that certainly interesting haha that’s a lot of interesting 😂, enjoy the study make that brain gain, sounds like the beans are hitting as a snack something I should look into I’m always interested in different types of food stuffs
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Imagining the last update of The Finals is kinda sad, one day this game will be gone damn it
I put my money on The Vogues
It’s gone downhill since s1 sadly
That’s usually what happens when I want to talk my man, you should know that by now, I make sure to be clear and say everything I want to haha unless I’m trying not to say to much
nah s2 was fire
Guys
Hear this out
Yeah but the player base still dropped a bit I’m pretty sure
s1 was so terrible it almost killed the game wym
Let’s keep the game alive shall we
I put my money on The High Notes
I enjoyed it idk
HAHAHAHAHA
It could be more so my mind, knowing we have a difference in stats. Or maybe it because im not playing with who I normally play with. But the strategy of the others teams felt different, but i think me not use to playing with u, has a lot to do with that? Yea we both did pretty similarly, yea exactly will both carry each other to ruby. Its very interesting that it is interesting, its even more so interesting that u find it interesting, and that i find that interesting and u find this interesting. My beans are my dinner hehe, ill send a picture of them. I like them especially when im too lazy too cook.
thats what happens after every game release
This game gives me the feeling that i lost from apex
It could be me, idk
That is true
Self made gif🔥
the dsp incident is #culturally important i cant belive u r not familiar
s2 mood could not be recreated though, the music (especially « floating bits »), the lobby vaporwave style and the arrival of lore and new maps aesthetic overall, all of this are nostalgic yk, I miss the old lobbies, new ones looks amazing but the huge animated logo looked sick and had such a unique ambiance
Interesting interesting I think we are both on the same page, show me the beans! Also it’s probably a lot to do with us not playing together we need to find are rhythm, and communication is always tighter with mics if your used to coms, both those things together as well as are team mate being different every game could be messing with things a bit, I’m usually on medium as well but am trying to learn heavy and light again, I used to play them more, learned heavy but need to learn light more so
hitreg only happens in trailers
Season 7 8bithighway
I know I was just making a #roast
s1 music is still the best
Into the unknown and plugged in stays undefeated I gotta admit
as it is 100% of the time 30% of the time
Yes were on the same page, but is it exactly the same page ur on? The beans are coming! Yea I definitely agree with the rhythm too, next time we play i can turn on my mic, the random teammate is definitely a big factor too. Aw i always play medium too, yea u did so good. I suck ass at the other classes 😂
What we think guys?
Not bad for someone coming out of burnout right?
well yeah you walk slow all the time, means you stressed out
val players are stressed
its not healthy to stress, play Finals 🙂↕️
It’s almost like they used there earliest released weapons in there earlier trailers
Floating bits?! Nah spacecube is the real certified banger
Alright alright
Every song in s2 ost is a 10/10 though
Yeah fr
I'm watching princess and the frog for the first time in ages. fuckin hell disney doesn't make movies like this anymore
Interesting, could be the same page could be a different page pages are like that you only know by comparing, well let me know when your enjoying the beans 🔥🥂, yea it’s a lot of just positioning well or communicating that can go far in any shooter especially communication about movement or pause engage queues, as a solo I’m rather out of the loop when it’s duos and it’s always interesting to try and see what there thinking sometimes you see them make split second calls and just have to try and make the right one
Back when they could make movies the way they wanted
tbh sledge wasnt ever that good it was just better than other melees
weapon in general or melee?
unfortunately I am not
why am I cursed to flirt better with other men
im bigger gay
Mom found the puke jar
interesting, I never found it to be that great, it always wasnt versatile enough for me to be able to use it well, and i could counter them well
Who had this take, appoh? 😭
It was third most USED not best
so basically they couldnt counter a 4 meter range weapon
That is true, wise insight relic. There very good! Yea communication is very big, it is interesting to see what they take, what they do, what makes sense to them
Top 3 weapon 😂
you aim
I'd argue sledge isn't close range. Shit has some extendo hitbox
"hammer too op, the close range hard hitter hits hard at close range"
Might as well remove quick melee atp
the issue with the sledge was just an issue with winch
as always
fuck winch
season 3 really did a number on this game
It can literally hit you though walls so yeah
In a vacuum winch is cool but it had fire consequences for the game
like legit you have: goo, mines, nades, zips, pads, dash, grapple, barricades, stun, glitch
May as well give heavy a wind up shotgun that you can knock people off the map with
They basically removed all skill expression for melee
That feeling when you're the most well rounded person on the entire team
People still do it with sword and dagger
You don't wanna go to anything on the spear
It needs everything it can get lmao
Oh cool first Ruby Rating!
1 revive lol
It's getting late, all the sweats that sleep during the day are getting on
I can tell all my matches are getting progressively sweatier
It still has effective QM combos imo from what I’ve seen at least I don’t use sword
nah
just in case, yaknow?
the finals
Proof
this is a me reveal
Ill be ur biggest supporter
let bro eat WTF
he cant pay, he broke
makes sense, dont give him free food
bring a guy to show dominance
germany in the war, i cant stop wheezing man
Where was this plane in battlefield?
whats battlefield
The game?
yeah what is it 
You’ve got me sinched bruv
i legit never heard of it
You play the finals and don’t know about battlefield, just play bf1 and see what you’ve missed
ohhhhhhhhh wait now i remember, had it on my wishlist.
apparently they actively BLOCK linux 
Oh ok
isnt my gayness pretty obvious
shit wont even start without the message "this game is not supported on steam deck" aka linux due to their ass anticheat and other req
thje finals
My mom used to message me the same thing every xmas but recently she's stopped, I think she's accepted her son is permanently and forever alone
That sucks, it’s not like the finals at all but you can tell the same people that worked on bf1 also worked on the finals
ex dice? hell yeah 
It’s radiating through the screen.
Yeah
exactly. My gayness shall be felt far and wide!
Best of luck with that xenos, it’s not over yet😅
hey guys. my game keeps crashing over and over again mid round
Try drinking beer.
ill play a ranked match for 2 minutes and my game crashes, then load it back up, reconnect, and it crashes 2 minutes in again
Beer
wish that was the case lol
Case of beer
So chat. Why dont the finals blast us with ads of the sponsors periodically?
So we know about them ig
I mean periodically similar to getting 3 ads in a yiutube video you know
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thank you man
same with you relic, thanks
i am drinking to help your problem
No problem Matt
guys
guys
The worst weapons in the game are also the most fun ones
Dual blades. SR-84, spear
Dagger
Dagger aint even bad. Its more just a high skill weapon. That says alot about the weapons i mentioned i guess. Except for dual blades, shits busted
No trust me yeah it’s skilled but it’s primary attack is only meant to finish your kills
You need to rely on a backstab
What do you guys think the best weapon for each weight class?
Which one?
dual blades
Yeah thats what i was thinking. Dual blades is just busted in a sense that the deflect is inconsistent
no, dagger is bad
Hammer heavy trust
Dagger gives a yku a good spine tingle tho
you know whats bad? the sword and people who use it
lights trying to put their one shot kill weapon on the same level of bad as spear
that’s one class
for heavy weight gotta go with connor mcgregor
Yeah
Dual blades is the worst melee in the game it’s damage is horrible and it has server side issues
sa?
lights pistol is op, cant tell me otherwise, its so fun too
The damage is fine, the deflect is not fine
it only one shots people playing extremely poorly, in situations that literally any other weapon in the game could punish them for being in
Mb it’s definitely my fault it’s horrible my fault for the primary attack being ass
Its a hard to use weapon
yea i know i play the weapon
😟 @pearl topaz
The damage is not fine it’s horrible
3 shot on light
I like throwing my plushie bomb
Its fine, i just think its attack speed needs to be a bit higher and even lunge distance
Its very marketable
Indubitably
What’s the best weapon for each class in your guys opinions
knives, riot shield, sledgehammer
turret
Light is honestly ARN-220 reliable, easy to use, and good range
Medium would still be the famas for the same reasons. Easy to use, good range, and forgiving
Heavy would be the shak easy to use, not as good as a range but considering you dont have to poke with heavy half of the times its good, devastating hipfire, and arguably a good close ranger
You’re cooked when someone has a green tag by their name
Cl40
I haven’t touched the finals for like a month, has the meta changed since beginning of season?
Is p90 still goated or did they nerf it
Not a green role a green club tag in game
Legit tho, i consider the best weapons in the game are weapons that can be picked up by people by any skill level and still give out value out of them
Ah
Green club tags are the e-sports teams
Yeah ik
That’s just heavy
P90 untouched but it’s nothing too crazy
Light/ 93R
Medium/ Repeatee
Heavy/ Shak-50
always liked the automatics more then the repeater
Ah shit forgot the 93r
When will the 93r get a skin where it gets an actual barrel?
Also piece of advice,
Don’t listen to Bad Take Ben 90% of what he says is dumb biased shit there are smarter people to listen and talk to on this server there is only few thing he says that isn’t a bad take therefor the name Bad Take Ben
Three teammate missing games in a row 🥲
Never
World Tour and Ranked are torture solo que
Heavy neither
I hate the light glitch heal range bs 93R meta in comp just as much
I play dash dagger gateway vanish goo I don’t play H+ or glitch
Still not difficult when you get pumped with 250 heals by med and light aka 500 Heals + Dome + Fib and you are a Raidboss with quite litterly 1000+ HP
SA12 feels like shit to use and is shit to use with winch
Bad Take Ben
Dual Blades should kill a heavy in the same amount of time a flamethrower kills a medium
m60 does not have near the ttk shak does
Dual blades attack pattern needs a buff and rework
100/120/65 to
120/100/90 at minimum to you can 3 attack quick melee a heavy and primary qm lights
currently winching someone when you're on shak 9/10 is a guranteed kill, cant do the same with m60
Add a RPG before that and it’s 10/10
The Finals
The Shak is so fun
Bad Take Ben
Braka braka braka death to lights
I know wench is like The Meta or whatever but it's just not as fun as charge
Congrats on winching a 50% hp light 80% of heavy weapons kill a drooling baby chained to death
Jarvis, enhance image
you kill light pretty much guranteed on any weapon that isnt melee on heavy i dont really see what the video is trying to prove
Clip didn’t fully load initially and it cut off on first kill for me,
Regardless
Shak needs 4 bullets and a QM to kill a light
M60 needs 8 bullets and that’s 2x the bullet and I am pretty sure M60 doesn’t have 2x the Shak firerate
Idk I haven't seen them yet, I'll get to them
The heavy light matchup is so cursed
I think classes are equally balanced
Truth
I just like playing heavy bc big guns and thick legs kekw
remove defib
ADS and fire the 4 required bullets to kill a light guaranteed
@pulsar mauve brooo u played dd1 or dd2? Dragons dogma*
I need to practice with the M60 more
I’ve never once escaped a heavy that winched me unless they are already low and I had full hp
1st: Half
2nd: Full
3rd: Full
4th: Missed
Wench is weird to me because it's soooooo powerful but not very fun to use
What class are you
And the lights in your clip didn’t have a brain and didn’t dash anywhere add ate the m60 shots
Medium mostly
I wish wench was weaker but you could use it more often
What u think about dd2 in comparison?
sigh i need a new hobby, i aint cut out for this
I personally like hooking enemies
Yell at your heavy to dome for you or yell at your light to glitch the heavy before the winch
*Winch
And its overturned and universially agreed on (except some oil rig worker winch mains that crutch on it) and it’s not fun for most people to use (atleast to play agaisnt)
I thought this was Darkest Dungeon at first and it brought back traumatic memories
Agreed, definitely missing a lot of monster content. I also liked dd1s movement and classes better.
It’s not always possible in solo q…
I think it’s fun Iv mained winch sa since like season 5
Nah 😭
Everyone says light or heavy is op but neither one is medium who like... Is kinda the most powerful by design
Yes
I think it’s fun Iv mained dash dagger since like season 0 and you are trying to tell me dash gives IFrames
what
Then just rat
THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT BECAUSE HOLY COE
It does try to damage a light with a shotgun while it’s dashing
People who say light is op are the ones that lose a gun fight face to face with them
ok man
Like heavy is slow and sad without medium support
@lime talon do you have a second to hop on vc
im so done w this games ranked, im just gonna hop on when they decide to add ruby hammer and thats it
Light can't push a point very well
sorry im loading a game to kill people with winch shak rq
I thought they did that already
Medium makes everyone more powerful longer lived and faster
Cyberia
Two peoople put skulls
oh good kael and gelz
Every good team comp has a medium. Coincidence? I think not
theres diamond but no ruby
They're probably mad about how they lost a game or whatever
I’m not a coward
lol true
you do not get iframes from dash
maybe you are noregging them if they are moving directly down or upbut no iframes
It’s not cowardly it’s using your primary weapon to its strengths
Look if light players start playing around their team in solo que then sure... But embark can't patch that in
You know what i wish was OP? Flashbang
morning chat
True, I’m able to dodge or bait the winch most of the time it’s just when they snatch me unexpectedly that gets me
H+ infuser is so fun to use, it works so well with light's flank and regroup play style, it's only a second or two of healing and then you can leave again.
The blind your teammates grenade?
If I’m playing solo medium I play on tops of buildings and run away at any sign of trouble
High ground is key but I hate running away lol
guh... 6 hours of sleep... first night here
The friendly fire on flashbangs is one of the two reasons TDM is a cointoss on whether you get to have fun
Good. Because i want everyones retinnas to be vurned
"M60 has better hipfire my ass"
Point of measurement is 4 bullets
And Shak is better 2-20
M60 Only has better hipfire in the FIRST BULLET
Medium is back to being the primary healer have you not played since S7?
try crouching
solo queue man...
H+ is super strong but heal beam gives a team sooo much sustain
The buff has made it really strong
Shak is still better??
But the ability to hold a heavy on a leash so they can tank the entire team isn’t?
I crave OSPUZE
or monsert
I have both in my fridge
but it sucks that OSPUZE has 200mg of caffeine so it's a bit difficult for me to drink two in a day
and with OSPUZE in my fridge, idk how I will be able to drink the monsert today
augh... decisions
Realistically it's balanced, to heal efficiently the light and heavy have to stand still. Which is like putting your arm on a blender for most lights
How often do you drink energy drinks often?
@pulsar mauve you are legit wrong shak has better hipfire in any case that matters
need a team thatll carry me to ruby
once a day if I feel like it, but it's not every day I drink them
i got u bro im very good at the game
You gotta ask rubylabubu
nah i was just joking i dont wanna thorw anyones games
thats okay i just need me and im good
It's interesting that H+ pisses everyone off so much when dash is still so oppressive
i wish i was as good and as confident 😔
And makes H+ a lot better
thats okay bro u just gotta fake it till u make it, thats all
idk how much longer i can fake it for...
I'm sad about the Demat nerf... I miss the demat meta it was so cool to watch
what’s the meta rn guys
how it feels getting tbagged over dual blades
ill carry u if u say ur a goth mommy
Sword, Shield, Hammer
dash + 93r/arn, sometimes m11
heal beam famas/repeater
winch sa12/shak (sometimes deagles) (im not counting bfr cause its banned for major)
ggs
I am a bit mommy but not goth ... What's that get me?
Bro that knight is goated as shit
Give BFR bloom for fun
growing up is realizing knights are cooler than rogues
They're calling it the dumbest meta in proFinals history
id uninstal
Growing up is realizing that people who dont have powers and magic are way cooler then people who have them
ill carry you to heaven where u fell from so delicately
Hey
I don't wanna die rn
why are you so confidently and consistently wrong about things that any normal person would be able to acknowledge as true? its genuinely impressive how much of a brick wall you are
i love casting spell
@badtakebed cough
@pulsar mauve
you are a fucking idiot
0.45 Seconds to fire 4 shak bullets + unavoidable qm that will connect because of desync even if the light dashes away
0.72 seconds to fire 8 m60 bullets
It doesnt have a better hipfire not while crouching or ever
Shak has a 57% better TTK then M60 and what exactly is your point here?
like in what reality is shak hipfire bad
Irl because you have to handle that fucking beast
Why are we still arguing about hipfire?
Im just coming into this conversation tf.
Like 50 caliber is no joke
I say this but i have no experience in firearms
Both have a totally adequate hipfire to destroy a winched wench
buh buh m60 has bebber hipfire,....
your mouse moving so fast
Finally had a good round today 😭
hmm I might drink my OSPUZE in smaller parts in a glass than chugging it all at once...
crouched hipfire is a direct result of the regular hipfire dude what are you reaching for LOL
Still no you moron
They both have very useable hip fires?!
SHAK HIPFIRE IS STILL BETTER GIVE UP YOU IDIOT
WHY ARE WE YELLING
I DONT KNOW
Why are yall getting irationally angry at something that is entirely possible to not yell at
Famas hipfire better than both anyway
bad take ben gotta be some gpt project to make the worlds worst takes
WORSE TTK
the gpt strikes again
Guys where tf is a call station to get a supply drop
anyone would like to play asia ?
In the vault.
semi-randomized locations (a bit like cashouts, fixed locations, but change from match to match)
when you get within 100m of one it appears on your map and compass, I think?
THE ARGUMENT WAS "M60 IS BETTER THEN SHAK WITH WINCH" AND THE ONLY THING YOU RESORT TO IS SAYING "ITS BETTER AT RANGE" WHILE IT BARELY IS BETTER AT MIDRANGE
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I thought the main thing was that the M60 just had sucky recoil, especially when ADS
I guess I gotta go explore the dam
I AM SPEAKING FACTS IN CAPS CAUSE YOU ARE BEEING A BAFOON
M60 has really nice sustain for team fights
You can keep up a lot of pressure
My spotify playlist name lol
If you are going to insult eachother you should start using bee puns
usually on dam I find them in the west swamp area... sometimes one appears next to the elevator, and I often find it close to the dam on a small isle in the red lakes (but not the POI red lakes)
you know how they look right?
That would bee ridiculous
No, im level 12 and havent seen one yet, I've seen a supply drop but not one to spawn
You cannot play this game at jobless hours istg the amount of cheaters is unbearable
I am only calling an idiot a idiot cause he refuses to accept defeat in an arugement hes been proven wrong in
Thats cool, I asked about bee puns because i think bee puns are funny
The revolver has a very nice hipfire
or maybe they are just better than you?

It's been 6 months since I checked this chat and you're still arguing about dispersion how is that even possible
Minigun has a good hipfire too
2 ranked games where I got placed with the same heavy on my team where all he did was throw the game because I didnt move in the first coul couple seconds of the game, he hid in a corner both games and got zero kills. idek what to sayuy
they are these moderately tall, slim antennas with a radio comms box under it, the antenna glows white from the top
however, keep in mind, calling in one has you firing a different colored flare, which then EXPLODES like a firework right before the supply drop flies across the map at you
After a SINGLE BULLET the fucking spread widens across the room
also you have a higher level than me so 
Wenches and their winches ya know?
the first bullet will hit even if the bloom was larger then your screen what the fuck is your point then
yo is there a LFG channel?
Im a MGLenheimer
Much better than bad hat ben tbh lol
i don't think we're in season 6 anymore, toto...
So chat how tiger fruit?
why are you tap firing
yes if you slow down your shots on any weapon the spread will be lower LOL
why would u ever tap fire in this game except for like dmrs LOL
whats tiger fruit?
yes i think the method is to make the already mid ttk gun kill even slower
It make sense for longer ranges honestly
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I saw the new tech where people are doing the run cycle when they organize the shift. Just as you revive they do the pivot pattern that alters their direction
just crouch or smth it aint that bad
yellow dragon fruit so good
Got a guy deranking with only a couple games won. Just runs into the corner & sits there.
What is the point of deranking? I'm practically handicapped & I've never felt the need.
It’s really just a matter of it being like that though honestly because if you look at it, it’s obviously being what it is and that being it, makes you wonder why people would think otherwise
So I prove you wrong every single time with how this game actually works I’ve spent hundreds of hours testing stuff in private matches and the practice range so yeah I’ll call myself that I’ve got the experience to back it up
Your whole point is literally tap firing an automatic weapon to get an even worse ttk than the best close range automatic gun and then calling the m60 better than shak with winch cause the first bullet on the m60 has a better crouched hipfire but a 57%+ worse TTK cause you now wanna hipfire the m60 suddently to try to win a fight thats lost
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went in with an anvil 2 and a burletta
mgl32 winch is actually stronger than shak winch because mgl has better hipfire and range
you know ive actually considered recently that flamethrower winch might be better than shak winch... because its hipfire is better
as an unbiased third party with no skin in the game kael might be on to something
I’m the greatest mgl player breathing that’s the most incorrect SLOP I ever heard
The correct way to play MGL is flashbang, bubble, anti gravity and charge and slam and I’m the #1 player global so I know it for a fact
#Fact
the people paid to play this game and scrim this game arent onto the real winch meta. winch.... spear... spear has better hipfire....
Yeah but you rev up your minigun and the winch and tap fire the minigun you have a better hipfire
I think winch minigun > shak winch
as an entirely separate entity with no stake in this discussion this might be compy
all ur usernames are bootyslurp aint no way
And in the end. It doesn’t even matter.
Personally i find the rattler and stitcher to have the best hipfire, along with the vulcanus and toro
I am the greatest player living every match I step in I alter the meta. The meta becomes me who can stop me nobody I’m the meta
I create experiences nobody has ever seen with my MGL masterclass and chaotic destructive side missions I am the finals AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#supersaying
This aint no username boy this a brand
You see on paper thoe the the raider tool has a better hipfire

all hail bootyslurp
but.. the hipfire tho
rattler hipfire is so ass 🥀
One day they’ll all say this
Stitcher my beloved
Who’s the most influential player besides me
*Smart
bootyslurp
best feeling is when u get this after u reported that one pink fuck with a p90 from yesterday
Honestly my leadership and ability to carry bottom feeders to the final should be studied
👀
please carry me dear leader
the mgl has the most effective explosion radius at all levels.... much to ponder
I will have to look into the rankings. I may have to search deep underground in the platinums to find such a player but I will dedicate my time to search when I have an hour
#Micdrop
chat is stunned
They all say in unison in team chat as i spam stayin afloat
oh the week old war continues
look out guys a flashbang!!! throws it
chat sees a white screen
lol got emmm
can golds queue with ruby?
You’re not a real human
Go play fortnite I recon then
What’s the difference both are freelo
like on same team from menu
youre right, im a cabbit....
Oddly enough, i prefer to run rattler then stitch
And god said! Let there be cabbits! Awesome thank you!
They need a new rank for top 5 or something like sapphire ain’t nobody trying to be paired up with rubies I’m clearly way better like don’t call me a Ruby I surpassed that and the meta. The game is about changing the map 24/7
You are not even plat and a quick cash demon or world tour warrior at best trying to prove a point about weapon choice saying "m60 is better then shak with winch because hipfire is better" while it has a 57% worse TTK like please.
Get a job, I go on here once a day and you are here EVERY SINGLE TIME
as an uninvolved onlooker with absolutely no wager in the argument its definitely the most effective way at most levels considering finals doesnt have many high skill expression weapons outside of ones that are objectively bad
Stop it
I would run x heavy weapon + rattler and get my shit ran in cqc because my weapon swap time was abysmal, rattler is good but it takes too long to pull out
but its a cabbit
bUt ItS a CabBiT
much to ponder.. twitch.tv/kaelwhale youtube.com/kaelwhalee for a display of my creativity (as i produce art)
Yeah because people don’t know how to manage mesh and it, you have to use all four shots because if you don’t all four shots will not be used correctly and then you’ll be forced back into the fight with like 1-2 shots and since they nerfed the damage you are basically cooked the game is over you’re getting salami styled on by somebody who can’t even sim their gun because the game wants to take your happiness and eliminate it can you reach the finals
My m60 could out m60 your m60
fire from your own teammates shouldn't hurt you istg
my dumbass teammate in tdm got me nearly killed like 4 times with pyro nade
even sa12 isnt that hard with winch in the game
2000h world tour warrior still trying to make a point that m60 is better then shak because "its has better hipfire and is better at range" while that wasnt the discussion
winch kinda disqualifies most heavy weapons from being hard to use LOL
The hardest heavy weapon is mgl
Got my 10,000th kill
noice
Rattler is good for me mostly because of versatility. I run it alot with ferro as a back up for both arc and raiders
Id say KS is more difficult
Yeah id own you
a good content creator (such as myself) actually gets paid to make videos for people, like i have for major qualified team Ape Squad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tbp1EGxtFM go check it out!
The APES rise to the world stage.
This is Ape Squad, climbing to new horizons once again—stronger, sharper, and ready for battle.
At The Grand Major 2025, hosted at DreamHack Stockholm on November 28–29, three names will carry the banner:
MrRedFox – Light
KriegerBlue – Medium
Manda – Heavy
Coached by Tony Quartz
From jungle floor, ...
Goat 👺 🔥 👺 🔥
10,000 fell to the great one
#flyhighcontestants
#slurp
but- i have more than you 
Spear is the hardest in heavy
So ur a light

Thank you goat
Your a content creator?
Idk MGL is kinda hard
yes i make youtube videos about playing dagger
Medium is the most worthless class what do they even do. Some idiot on revolver throwing pyro grenades, and the FAMAs guy on a roof with an APS and a turret and like twenty frags
Clown ahh class bunch of freaks
Tru
MGL is just rough outside of Powershift
no i am. Im ttv_ttv_yt_tiktok
wanna see my bank account after i got paid by ape squad
Every good comp has an M
yall my PSN account just got terminated 😭
I kinda do
Should i sell
u get your value and then some🤷♀️
Nobody could ever defeat me I’m the finals rap god
Here’s my new song it’s called
“Coin”
Y’all can’t cash out I came for the coin
Only tough guys can come and join
Jump on jump pad, I go boing
I do. Can you show your youtube revenue stats page. I like seeing that type of info.
@olive solar light contestant detected
amazing....
bank account inflated rn #pyrocynical
My winch is so ass
Oh yeah vtw, have you ever made s review on the finals?
show us youtube revenue stats page please!
Lights are sometimes the most godly teammates you just got that one tiny character running around with a pencil in his hands and he ends up just grappling through gateway and flying on goo clouds and shit lol
the secret is im broke
NOOOOOOO I dont believe you.
150 weekly is NOT motion guy
the guy who doesnt keep up with the meta and comp scene doesnt know the meta or comp scene
shush me and my bih up in my mansion rn
the beard guy?
amazing
If you wear anything other than rabbit head in the finals I would be incredibly disappointed.
IS that kirk?
i was thinking that too
isnt his name something else?
Is that charlie kirk
mayhaps
Neat.
idk the hair doesnt look right
I think its a face swap
gg
lil bluds coined on my bernal streets
hm?
that wasnt you in tdm?
I can see all the pixels
I dont like the shak
understandable
hmm
There is another Yuyuko in apes that I played against rn
What else you like then.
when
I don't think this is you
@olive solar is it true
I think someone impersonated @olive solar
is what true
For heavy i use M60 and Lewis Gun
Not sure but I thought those were the same person.
BAD HAT BEN MY GOAT
BAD HAT BEN NEVER LOSES @lime talon COPE AND SEETHE DAGGER CRUTCH
this is us
we're trolling with sniper rn
bc it's kyoto and we don't like trying on kyoto it's funnier to use the sniper goo cheese
ben if you want me to call kaelwhale a slur for you i'll do it
go apez squad
#BANKGAP
I can't catch up to you with heavy
are u both in na
what the fuck is that lmao
XD
3-7 is crazy no matter how many teammates you have
ben
are u still using mgl32
3-7 in the year of our sponsor 2025
June is my hero
then what else u use then
bros becoming a tree
First couple quick match games I've played and honestly I really like this game. Almost never felt like "that was bullshit".
wait till you get winched a couple times
you'll start noticing that after you learn more about the game dont worry
sheesh
i played this game in s5 for the first time and not even more than 3 hours i know how to play this
yeah the more u play the more u know how to play better
You wouldnt have contributed anything anyways
and eventually it becomes so egregious you just stop playing all together and watch every patch note hoping they bother to fix a single issue with the game without adding 10 more
big man lying i got eye witness testimony i was streaming to 4 people, u were on that roof full health
Pretty good mindset tho
u dont want to hassle your teammate when they’re trying to revive u
and then they ended up getting team wiped
classic balise move
You are the lost cause trying to resort to general weapon stats in an argument about shak/winch m60/winch
That was brutal
we do a little trolling
we may have lost the battle but we won the war with this one
damn
So it is him @cyan agate
Sorry man, that must’ve hurt to feel that pain
Yeah it is.
@cyan agate that tdm in a nutshell lololol
I couldn't do shit lmao
any other incredibly talented ruby individuals want to discuss balance (like how mgls hipfire makes it better with winch than shak)
I like how heavy can contest at this range LOL
I'm ass dude I missed most of my shots. A better player woould have stood a better chance.
where is ur ape squad bundle if u root for them

nanas
ape squad #1, mgl winch #1
and we got 16 tgm bundles available
are u in the apes roster?
I cant believe you kept playing after 69,420 kills
unfortunately not
am tight with big dawg sonsoyo tho
big sawg
Awh but u look like more than just a fan who willingly to replace an apes light player if they’re not available
cuz of ur stats
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m not thinking what you’re thinking
add some fucking mmr in this game
kael is probably one of the least toxic people I know
I’m only remotely toxic, and that’s almost exclusively toward you, because you’re confidently wrong about everything
yesn’t sir
none of it really comes off as remotely toxic to me. Only somewhat toxic thing imo is "the gpt strikes again"
wtf kind of lobby am I in
bots 
God I wish the demon souls remake wasn’t such a soulless remake 😭🙏🏻
fill the finals chat with finalists only
Freaky ass teammate
why are there so many afk worthless account farmers
i need this cat in my life
why talking like that blud think he einstein or something
genuiely i have literally no idea
How can you afk, this game kicks you after like 2 minutes
alr gng imma off take a nap
put some shitty input over and over and it doesnht kick you its easy
twitch.tv/kaelwhale for gameplay tips
@sweet grail u wanna play? If not thats okay
youtube.com/@gelzyt for amazing the finals content
Tiffany?!
i am also in confusion
Are we gonna get breakfast at her place or nah??
He called me Janet and kael Tiffany for some apparent reason
I’m playing with some one right now fr fr 🫡
I make the ugly outfits
Now that does sound fun
Are game ended but I’m going to take a small break mayhapes some other time
confusions multiplying D:
look at the filename
xD
server borked?
bruh im running out of horror movies to watch
al BF games are borked on linux
I have a lot on vhs
also why is it so hard to just compile native for linux????
I found one of my new favorite things to do with the riot shield
hitting things? 
I found out how to pretty much one shot lights
Multiple times I threw a barrel at a light and then swung right after. Exploded into coins instantly
I'm so sad the earring is shit quality cuz it looks so nice but it just broke instantly lol
The hoop, pearl is godtier quality
Using data Reshaper more for barrels is so fun
$10 USD off of ebay and they've both lasted over a month without even a scratch, love them
Chat should I give up on my mini gun ruby run i literally cant anymore im stuck in plat 2 send help please
im paired up with golds with no positioning awareness
😭
how is sleeping on a mattress so comfy...
blud think he pythagoras talkin like that
idek, but it just is 😌 
DAHEL
It’s okay buddy, you don’t have to lie

it is time to do the playing of THE FINALS
yis
legendary reply 😭
my hero academia
i dont do anime
trust me ive tried
it is very horrible show
you wanted horror show
🤣
I should find more fun stuff to do with data reshaper. Genuinely some of the most fun I've had with a gadget
only useful when there's those ppl who think they're funny running quintuple turret in tdm
You can reshape RPGs mid flight. Do as you wish with this newfound knowledge.
im gonna forget later
the first few weeks of TDM being a mode this is literally all ppl did, it was terrifying
I'm aware of that, just way too hard to get it
Honestly I've been using it for barrels and it's been so fun and helped me out a lot in some cases
guys did i get scammed
...the fuck do you mean fire from fire grenades doesn't count as setting them on fire? What are you smoking weeklies?
did u know they nerfed it a long while back too despite no one using it 😭 like wtf embark
it was the charges I think
Am i bugging or was cloak audio made quieter i can never hear light’s anymore
what did they do?
Yeah it was changed from 3 charges to 2
General opinions on turret?
But honestly I've been getting use out of data Reshaper in almost every single game I play
worst spec in the game among all 3 classes, use purely for fun only.
nah you buggin
I just don't think people realize how it's best utilized
Honestly I'm genuinely curious how?
Ah I see
Oh so, a less effective sledge combo
nah turret is unsalvageable
and it should stay bad too, fuck tobjorn being meta
I wasn't sure if it was like a mind game thing. Like winching people would make them retreat
One thing I think that could buff turret without it being annoying:
allow it to shoot at things that aren't players like goo and dome shields
Cuz one of the biggest counters to turret is people putting goo on it. If the turret was smart enough to shoot at the goo infront of it, it wouldn't be as useless
Funny thing is this might be a nerf since (I believe) people as of now use turret as an audio cue as to where opps are
It would be a soft counter, but not a hard counter like it currently is
Ngl I haven’t seen turret in a while
It could make different sound cues
goo barrel turret
NERF HIGH ELO TURRET META
let turrets spider walk autonomously 
You really think the team that cant solve audio cues appear when nothing is happening and audio cues straight up not existing can implement a second audio cue for turret
yall think the team still exists? It's just skins now
oh yea a dude with 73 wins vs a fucking ruby this games a fucking joke
making a esports gamemode with the designated patch is too hard for embork
no balance changes until s12
first soloq match and teammates are already throwing
squimsh
i love not doing ranked 😌
eh low player count
With how much damage the turret currently does, it'll take years for it to destroy goo
You’re lucky
watch this number go from 1188 to 1300 today
Obviously some tweaks could be made. KS does more structural damage than it does physical damage, turret could be the same way
I'm sorry my autocorrect doesn't like me today
They should just put the diamond skins in WT
Hmm. Maybe keep base damage against players the same, but increase damage against gadgets
Rookie numbers
like swatting a fly 💀
nah
They should just squeeze emerald between plat and diamond in ranked and get rid of WT forever
Yeah that was my thought. It's a cool way to buff the turret without making it annoying
Because if an enemy dome shield is in line of sight of a turret, realistically wouldn't you want the turret to shoot at it?
chat should I create oilk
it's pilk but with OSPUZE instead
It’s the same thing you just don’t lose points in WT
Cowspuze
@cyan agate death by firing squad
moolah & nama tama collab
Or ospilk could work too
that works better ig
Anyone who runs flame is a bitchless and skill-less loser. Add winch in the mix and you've become the worst player in the game. Change my mind.
Ah yes and lockbolt cant forget about that
hear me out
CL-40
Flame + lockbolt is worse than flame + winch
Cl40 is another good contender for the spot
I say this as a flame+lockbolt user
I get what you mean. I kinda think it should react a little faster
there is a good reason many games call a impact nade launcher noob tube
Worse like more bitchless or literally worse
flame isnt even that bad
Heavy is a freak confirmed
what if I'm bitchless because I like men 
I feel like lockbolt is better than winch yeah, cuz it can get multiple and the person is completely fucked 100% of the time
What class do you play @dry horizon
im bitchless bc my dogs are male
Then youre homieless
I mean, you can probebly guess
please bro
literally back up flamers got jackshit for range
also just slap down some goo and run away
Medium is the answer to flamethrower
Well this looks awful
mmh chocolate filled cereals are nice
haven't had them in a while
I refuse to interact with kyoto seriously outside of ranked
it will always be goo walls and sniper
fuck kyoto
Flame just needs no skill to be effective, no aiming no real ammo management. Most flames run Flame + Winch + Dome +Lockbolt
man i hate 93r
winch haters simply cant comprehend taking cover
Well its kyoto. That fair. No one likes kyoto
kyoto sucks
AMEN
@wraith narwhal My brother in christ it goes through cover
W ragebait
are you like, standing directly next to the cover? have you heard of backing up? maybe even sprint sliding
Doubling down, extra points, 8/10 bait
wait whats sprint sliding?
Spoken like a true heavy main
bro doesnt even know the movement mechanics in the movement mechanic game, point and laugh
Thought this game was about gun mechanics
like its an fps for a reason...
At this point I've determined all winch support to the ragebait, cuz if not ive lost faith in humanity
WHY IS IT NOT OSPISS
Guys my ass hurts
different flavor
winch is fun and balanced, the only change id make would be to fix its hitbox
Stand up
@covert flax what did you do to me
good thing it doesnt look like piss :D
honestly the finals does have an issue with weird hitboxes paired with desync
What make it smaller?
?
the weird hitboxes and the desync are why you get yanked out of the air by a winch that definitely shouldnt have hit you
BOTH OF EM ARE DIAMONDS BRO THEY BE GIVING THAT SHIT TO ANYONE NOW
@covert flax
Actually you know what, that's sort of true. Winch is a good concept but the hitreg and hitbox make it terrible.
get asscheeks torsion'd lmfao
they should change wt to rank invdividual performance cus wtf is this
I do get grabbed behind walls a lot
The O'l Butttwist
dude i dont even hit like half of my winches
hopefully wt2.0 will have sbmm
i just dont want to queue against emerald or ruby players while im in silver
like let me learn the ranks and climb up instead of getting shitcanned by the same 4 jobless ruby players, specifically mediums
yeah OSPUZE tastes so nice... it's like an apple candy, with a hint of sourness, but not too acidic like some energy drinks
I'm getting better at geometry dash, 80-100 on future funk :3
is building up a skillset on geometry dash even a thing I feel like you basically just have to memorize every map
like can mfs sightread a demon level
sight read? like with music?
I've seen it
first try the level is what I'm saying
The skillset is basically how fast you can adapt and learn levels, and also the willpower and clickspeed and internal timer
But also like even then it's still a test of endurance cuz like future funk is like three minutes long and there's so many hard inputs
i just have an aneurysm when I try playing player levels in gd lol
all the memorization and on top of that the community's obsession with flashing light spam
mgl wINCH IS FUN
It's very painful but my partner is a god at the game so i've been slowly improving
Some of the levels don’t even seem possible to beat idk how people do that shit
yoooo!
fr
30 tick servers in the big 25🥀
Embark said no
ngl i blame the desync for my winch whiffs
the servers are 100% not 30 tickrate
man I want to ask something
9+10?
I think both should inflict enough dmg to kill yourself if you’re too close
how do I pull off this kinda shit
dog its never had 3
wdym i coulda swore it had 3 am i crazy
Why do you think getting shot around walls is so common and the many times winch hits when it shouldn’t?
you're crazy, im pretty sure
it definitely has 4
the servers are 60hz/60 tickrate
bro am i tweaking i coulda swore it had less ammo
you do be tweakin
yes less ammo
but only 4 before they add 1 extra ammo
shit im getting the lock n load and the cl40 mixed up
Yes but they’re both explosive projectile weapons
you're definitely tweaking hard
they both look kinda like china lake grenade launchers
they should make the cl40 only do damage on direct hit
You shouldn’t just be able to trade dmg with your weapon and come out on top
Yeah but they require mechanical skill, you mindlessly shooting your gl in a small room shouldn’t be able to win a trade with explosive dmg
the gl is so situational though and is completely negated by cover
My issue with the finals is the heavy / medium / small builds I prefer they take it away and make it one body build for all players then I can come back to the game
I mean yeah but half the weapons in the game are situational
Sure man
nvm cover does nothing
wdym by this
Player size
AGREEED I agree every time I hear this, 200 hours on my steam hours mostly playing it. :/ Sad every time I go to play this and kinda get disappointed cuz the only other game mode I kinda like is the moving platform shift or whatever game mode and that's about it.
almost double the combat score of my teammates combined bro i cant have shit
See what I do is sit way the fuck back and snipe people with the mgl
should have removed cashout (the worst mode) instead
genuinely cashout sucks you end up 1v2ing everytime and its never fun, head2head is the prime quickplay experience
Head 2 head is alright at best tdm is the prime quickplay experience
you know what? fuck you power shift is clearly the superior gamemode i love king of the playload
damn this community cant commit to anything
Powershift is full of stacks treating it like a noob farm
powershift is great
tdm is not prime quickplay experience its the same
🤨
powershift is so much fun i love coming home from my blue collar job (grocery worker) and sitting down to play a relaxing game of power shift
why is there a ruby medium topscoring on the enemy team
it's the only mode i play more or less
its always some fuckass medium running repeater and dmat
Just warming up
rubies can't always be in ranked
They should be
i should start doing that maybe itll make me forget how dogshit im at the game
nah they go to ranked hell where they belong
they dont deserve to play other gamemodes
Some of us are running randomized loadouts
oh hell nah
some of us like to have FUN! some of us like to run off meta loadouts and get SILLY with it
just winch w/ any other weapon lol
Then some fuckass player who sits in aimlabs all day has to come ruin the fun
Egg
they do turn them into coins instantly
exactly and then i use my evil wizard powers (i am hasturs chosen after all) and i hex them from beyond the screen have fun getting ball cancer in 1-10 years
I think it's morally ok to emote on a db that gets their ankles broken, yeah?
welp regardless of what ppl come up with tto kill lights, i will still stabby ^-^ 
bfr is quicker w/ no prep time
nah winch mgl the goat
play whatever you find fun dog
games are suppose to be fun
man at this point i might have to start pottery or smth
do you just aim at they feet? is that how you land all your shots?
Eh yeah maybe for me and you, but perhaps some prefer it but I prefer solo type mode or at least modes where if I do play with a team I can kinda still play without a mic idk i don't mind using mic just sometimes not in the mood and im sure some ppl get that tho.
headshot + qm? Absolutely quicker
idk what that means but sure you do you
The finals made me start reading books again
That's why I want a ffa mode, solo bank it was the reason I fell in love with this game
im too slow for books
there was a "ffa" mode in the game recently but it was dogshit.
i just dont like getting into a standoff with another team and then getting third partied
then dont play this game
The event? It was hot garbage
that's what I'm saying.
welp bouta try my quick basically free (once i sell my old 3060 12gb xc - they're worth abotu the same prices) upgrade to a Gigabyte 2080 ti Aorus 11gb XTREMEMEEE bs cuz u know more rgb more fps so it should work out. The finals should be decent probably still need dlss but eh running in 4k this upgrade helps a ton tbh with using DLSS i can run al lgames in quality mode now at the very least and usually 60 fps np it seems CHEERS
it rarely happens in WT (goated gamemode)
Books don’t have legs
and third partiers get punished hard in wt too
But thats because it wasnt a ffa it was an infection mode with a random ffa element shoved into it
have fun scoring zero cashouts loser
world tour and ranked are basically the same gamemode
ghoul rush was ass
me but without third partying

