⚡┇the-finals-chat

[covert flax]

that's true, Raiders could possibly act as a distraction for Splatoon fans before Splatoon 4 would ACTUALLY change the game entirely
because ppl have been treating S2 and S3 like CoD releases, "same game, slightly more new stuff"

[uneven scroll]

OH SHIT?

[jaunty harbor]

Wouldn't it be better at 0? Kinda new sorry

[crystal swan]

I've been playing on the Xbox PC platform. It doesn't even give benefits if you're on the Steam platform.

[wooden nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-face-palm-picard-trek-gif-15072590366303305471

[fallen quiver]

Yeah ik same weapons different specials = new meta and different gameplay

[uneven scroll]

i mean, i dont even PLAY splatoon anymore, there's just a goblin in my head who loves gay cephalopods

[untold lotus]

I'm asking fr

[uneven scroll]

i cant afford a switch 2

[hollow basalt]

gay luigi!?

[covert flax]

open world would be hit or miss depending on if they make the optimal movement like the earlier games (tap ZR hold ZL) or make it actually engaging

[somber forge]

I'm on controller so with the deadzones I have it still lets me walk slow and not just be sprinting all the time, so it's intended but mess around with it to your preference unless you're on keyboard I suppose

[crystal swan]

I guess Im redownloading THE FINALS on Steam

[tulip forge]

lol

[fallen quiver]

This is just my guess. Trailer really doesn't confirm anything but like, I got that feeling. Y'know I was watching the trailer and I was like, this feels familiar. Feels, a lil rocky, a lil stoney.

[uneven scroll]

did i hear a rock and stone?

[mild lily]

Update in 1 min or 1 h

[uneven scroll]

ROCK AND STONE

[karmic valley]

One hour

[mild lily]

Aaaaaa

[wet finch]

drg update give heavy driller arms

[jaunty harbor]

I see makes sense, thank you

[sweet grail]

I know the prices changed and I dropped it long ago but it’s always let me go back into free games even if they have stuff I unlocked and I keep it like naraka blade point

[covert flax]

watch it be round based randomized open area exploration with survival elements and trying to stay alive and get to safety before you get splatted (hmm surely the title "Raiders" doesn't reference any other game ever )

[wooden nexus]

What the fuck am I supposed to do for 1 hour embark? Play on my steam library of hundreds of games? I will lie on the bathroom floor and stare at the lights until you press update

[uneven scroll]

ARC RAIDERS

[digital falcon]

Unc chill

[crystal swan]

It's different this time. They're ACTIVELY trying to squeeze money out of you. They DON'T allow you to switch tiers right now because they want you to forcefully pay your old tier on top of the new tier

[uneven scroll]

this is fucking evil. never paying for a game pass subscription ever

[crystal swan]

So I'm not really surprised if they're going down this tactic by straight up not allowing you to play the game 💀

[tulip forge]

lol

[wooden nexus]

This sounds like a whole lot of "just get steam and don't ever deal with this BS"

[wet finch]

damn i lost

[tulip forge]

figured that out back in 2016 when i sold my ps4

[distant mauve]

Ubi and EA launchers are the work of satan

[sweet grail]

I mean you should be able to un sub and re sub to whatever tier you want, I think changing mid sun wasn’t/isn’t really necessary for a company to offer, now is it scummy yup I agree haha

[crystal swan]

Awhile ago it was worth the hassle. Gamepass had good benefits at a reasonable price but they want more so they can get less from me cause fuck em

[wooden nexus]

Same cancelled all subs, fuck them. I have a PS5 still for GTA6, steam cloud saves are free

[fallen quiver]

Like tell me... Tell me it's not the same.

[tulip forge]

i don't hate them
never had issues with them
but i'd prefer to not have to use it

[covert flax]

watch it actually be like an extraction-shooter like game
wouldn't be the first time in a Splatoon game where you get in, do something, and get out (the fish are doing morning jogs + the fish are doing morning jogs: the second jog)

[crystal swan]

No I remember they offer you that but here's the thing... My sub ends TOMORROW not today

[edgy tusk]

yeah this game is definitely esports ready

[sweet grail]

Like I said earlier I dropped it at 20$

[tulip forge]

i just kept the controller

[wet finch]

ubi, EA and Epic store just just temu steam store

[covert flax]

eh...

[distant mauve]

The issue I have with them is that they exist

[mental igloo]

A few more weeks...

[wooden nexus]

Yea they always do it, take a huge loss to become market leader with millions of users and then jack the price up and absorb some small losses, I think Gamepass has been bad on the industry because it's conditioned some users to never buy games and the financial side of this to some devs can be crushing

[crystal swan]

EA's platform is a scourge and probably a malware parasite. I would rather not play any EA games than install EA Play

[uneven scroll]

i only have ea play for titanfall 2 and ive forced it to exist in silence in the corner of my desktop

[wooden nexus]

Electronic farts

[tulip forge]

i mean it would be nice if they didn't force me to use them
but they do what you need.

[crystal swan]

I dont care Need For Speed that I fucking love is in Gamepass. The moment they told me I have to install EAPlay, I just lose interest 💀

[edgy tusk]

I was let into the gameplay a minute later, but even then my look controls were locked unless I press the attack button. Even respawning didn't help

[covert flax]

I only have EA installed for Mirror's Edge Catalyst and NFS Heat (they force you to install the EA app)

[rancid schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/mater-desperate-thirst-slurp-waterfall-gif-10548281902598490235

[sweet grail]

Good luck got damn, I gave up on them a while ago it’s not Xbox anymore it’s Microsoft/windows gaming, all the executives are hiding online and there website crashes so many people are unsubscribing, took them long enough 20$ was to far already I guess I’m just ahead of the curve 😂 I wonder if the finals is the same way, so many people don’t like the ultimate pass, I hope they can open there eyes before it’s to late and they lose new players before they even start, he’ll there losing some that aren’t new that’s for sure I’m teetering myself

[bright lodge]

Yare yare
Same shit, different game
Different game, different launcher
Different launcher, different bs

[sweet grail]

Hell I typed a lot got damn didn’t realize

[fallen quiver]

Both have you playing a mechanic dropping into a mysterious would with a nice 4 legged robot companion. It's gonna be splatoon DRG. And it's gonna be peak.

[uneven scroll]

MOLLY

[peak shoal]

holy shit

[covert flax]

it's funny how epic games gives free (epic ) games but... even when I claim them I don't play them because I don't care to use epic

[peak shoal]

heals ailments, raises the dead, perfectly lore accurate

[white oriole]

all that’s missing is the holy spirit and the father

[covert flax]

disconnecter light teammate and support heavy

[crystal swan]

Steam's tried and true method of just "Doing fuck all and wait until the competition shoot themselves in the foot" is doing Steam wonders.

[bright lodge]

The game given is just unappealing to me, even if it's free

[peak shoal]

but for how long

[wooden nexus]

Microsoft treat windows gaming like shit for YEARS and let steam take all the cake, they had every advantage to dominate the space for decades by being the OS provider, when they finally took a stab at it but too late, it was GAMES FOR WINDOWS LIVE and they tried to charge pc users for Xbox Live gold to play games on PC, never trust this company

[covert flax]

true most of the time the free games are kinda boring

[vivid coral]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-update-today-gojo-gif-16037793766868577694

[covert flax]

so I just never claim them or even bother looking what's in store

[rancid schooner]

imagine not appreciating free games in the big 25

[small parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372700627708285052/1419447604542046319/mogged.gif

[bright lodge]

And at times, rare occurrences such as free GTA 5, or Subnautica and such

[crystal swan]

Tf you mean how long? All the other launchers are trash. Devs are willing to swallow that 30% cut from Steam because they know people don't like any other launchers

[small parrot]

goo morning yo

[sweet grail]

Oh I never did I just liked there games since they were less pc and more gritty but guess what, there shit is pc now, and I don’t mean on a computer 😂

[covert flax]

it could also very well be something entirely different
Nintendo (usually) doesn't copy ideas one to one

[tulip forge]

steam made a fully featured applications and storefront,
hosts servers for free, does market trading, has insane sales literally everyday. runs well, has free cloud saves, workshop support that is free

[wanton wadi]

I feel bad fer Oscar.

[distant mauve]

Thankfully ubi and EA release nothing but garbage so I don't have to deal with their shitty ass launchers again

[tulip forge]

like , it's not even close

[crystal swan]

This has been the case since Steam's inception. Some alternative pops up, promises and provides all this stuff and then realize it's not profittable enough and tries to crank and milk customers and people are just like.... "Nah no thanks" and leave

[peak shoal]

holtow cup unlocks today ?

[sweet grail]

The fact that they still charge for online is crazy honestly, like pay to use your own internet and your own console 💀 what a racket

[uneven scroll]

valve have just made A Game Store and said 'hey buy games here' and because theyre not being corporate eggsuckers everyone wins

[white oriole]

not to mention support staff that will guillotine the hacker that stole your account

[distant mauve]

Battlenet exists I guess

[wanton wadi]

ngl, I prefer these kind of guy rather than these Stick in the ass "Professional" Guy

[wooden nexus]

Steam was initially hated on release, mad how in a few short years it became the mecca of pc gaming

[peak shoal]

steam pinkerton agents

[crystal swan]

You say that but Im pretty sure everyone that worked at Steam or Valve are swimming in money

[tulip forge]

also steam isn't a publicly traded company so they don't have to answer to investors

[crystal swan]

They probably have more money than they know what to do with it 💀 Probably why they launch all these hardware projects like its nothing.

[covert flax]

studies and cleaning...
it's probably gonna be until 5PM when I can finally play SMG2...
oh and the new THE FINALS LTM... right that exists...
and also editing a shitpost for Mika because of "do it or no balls"...

it's gonna be a miserable day today

[void comet]

why the fuck is the enter toggles fullscreen still a fucking bug

[tulip forge]

your alt key fucked up or something?

[crystal swan]

You know that assignment I gave you doesnt have a hard deadline

[peak shoal]

super mario galaxy 2 ?

[uneven scroll]

well, yeah, but because its private its all good

[void comet]

no its this fucking game

[blazing perch]

Xbox game pass on pc isn’t that much of a bad deal tho, a lot of great games for $10 a month isn’t bad

[tulip forge]

huh never had that bug

[distant mauve]

40 FUCKING DOLLARS

[covert flax]

they know the way to use money
give them to the fucking tf2 creators because they have no developers for the game

[sweet grail]

It’s 30$ now not 10 never was 10 it used to start at 15

[uneven scroll]

deck 2 when valve

[edgy tusk]

took over a body

[white oriole]

you can get 3 month codes for 5 dollars in marketplaces too

[covert flax]

alr then

[blazing perch]

Ain’t no way it’s $30 now

[crystal swan]

But I will pester you about it once in awhile

[robust lagoon]

Update should be out soon nah?

[crystal swan]

The price we pay for replays...

[void comet]

from a year ago #1272850964973355019 message

[covert flax]

yup! played it a bit at 5AM and really enjoying it (about 12 years after I found out the game is good in the first place lol)

[distant mauve]

If fortnite and rocket league weren't exclusive to epic the launcher would be a ghost town

[sweet grail]

Yup that’s why everybody is bouncing it’s 30$ now I jumped ship at 20$ and some people tried to argue it was fine but look at them run now, just to late

[white oriole]

if you guys want to receive a small fps boost disable replay capture

[peak shoal]

the mario galaxy are so chill to play, both are masterfully crafted i'm sad we didn't have a new one yet with the switch

[crystal swan]

Wdym Saints Row pulled in alot of traffic

Idk how the fuck people that worked on that game made 3 horrendous Saints Row games back to back

[blazing perch]

That’s for the premium pass it still starts at $10 but yeah $30 is pretty ridiculous

[white oriole]

triple a 2024 game on sale for a 1 american buck btw

[uneven scroll]

Steam Deck 2

Your graphics are going places.

Your games, uncompromised.

this would be a fucking INSANE tagline

[crystal swan]

You had 2 examples of what NOT to do and you done fucked a different way that people didn't know was possible

[peak shoal]

the price tag would be kinda crazy too

[distant mauve]

First game to pull negative traffic

[sweet grail]

It’s 10$ for Xbox live? With 50 games that’s not game pass tho, as far as I’m aware

[covert flax]

there's been rumors that SMG3 could be possible because there's just no way they rerelease the two games AND make a movie out of it without something new to ship the movie with

usually when a new game-themed movie releases the studios also release a new game that sells INSANELY well because of the ""free"" marketing of the movie

[ember heron]

https://tenor.com/view/frump-gif-10637205210135848563 40 MIN

[crystal swan]

I hope the last part is part of the tagline too

[white oriole]

this whole time i thought smg2 meant snake metal gear solid 2

[uneven scroll]

"This would be a fucking INSANE tagline-"

-Fred, our marketing lead.

[blazing perch]

It’s just game pass with less benefits

[crystal swan]

I think the lowest tier now dont even give you all the games on the gamepass?

[crystal swan]

You dont get it man. When your hands are cold. It dont feel good 🥀

[covert flax]

but at the very least, rereleasing SMG + SMG2 after this long (especially 2 because when the Wii U eShop went down, the game was since unavailable entirely) will allow possibly MILLIONS of gamers to experience the games for the first time

I was there when it was written, now it's today's kids' turn to experience absolute video game 🙌

[blazing perch]

Yeah I haven’t checked what they took away, probably took away cod to make everyone buy the next shit game

[rare tinsel]

WHEN IS THE UPDATE EMBARK ?!

[sweet grail]

I guess on pc, but there just trying to get you in the door imo, we all know ultimate is the “real” game pass since it’s full features, I always considered that game pass and most people when talking about it seem to have the same opinion, your not wrong but when I talk about game pass I’m talking about ultimate, also the other tiers have all gone up other then 10$ since it’s Xbox gold and that would cause even more of a uproar in my opinion

[covert flax]

I mean it could also mean that, I guess

[distant mauve]

20 year old games are never worth 70 bones no matter the context dude

[crystal swan]

Yakuza 0 Director's Cut literally adding a save game anywhere feature and like 3 cutscenes and reselling it for 70 dollars

[simple prairie]

collectors may pay that for 20-30+ year old games

[covert flax]

17 and 15*
also it's two games for that price, yes, while high, you can't deny the fact that today's pricing is kinda high for everything

[sweet grail]

Also why is every company naming shit ultimate and charge a arm and a leg for it like that word makes it worth more then gold, smh gamers need to push back more against these monetization schemes these companies push

[simple prairie]

for the physical media ^^

[crystal swan]

Guys, Im gonna sail the high seas again. Fuck the corporations!! Johnny was right!!!

[covert flax]

if it's not worth for you, alright, your choice, if you don't want something, don't buy it

[crystal swan]

Im joking. Please support your game devs of games you like. Even if they have trash publisher.

[blazing perch]

They’re doing the same thing as Sony it seems like. I wonder if it’s out of greed or if the prices are actually fair

[distant mauve]

Its been like 8 years and there's still like 3-4 games worth getting a switch for

[crystal swan]

Unless its EA fuck EA

[woeful dock]

THIS LOOKS SO CURSED

[sweet grail]

Greed they just raises all there console prices and then raised all these prices it’s plain as day

[steep raven]

Cursed.

[karmic valley]

I don't ADAPT, I don't IMPROVE MY SKILLS, I don't PLAN STRATEGIES. I whine about balance and if embark don't make changes I want - I label this game DEAD

[arctic apex]

Who is this Bad Hat Ben? /j

[sweet grail]

I seen a comparison to what Sony is doing and Sony is doing better now after Xbox raised there price over and over there pricing themselves out

[uneven scroll]

bencore

[blazing perch]

Yeah raising the console prices with no reason as to why is pretty crazy

[uneven scroll]

if you say 'bad hat ben cant play the game' three times in a mirror you can summon him

[simple prairie]

not only raised the console prices but now you can't even own the physical media like we used to. i'd never buy a digital only console.

[covert flax]

but I gotta admit Nintendo is doing it kind of wrong that they are asking $70 for two old games... in the context that they said "$70 will be a rare price for our games, only the biggest games will get that price tag, and Zelda Tears of The Kingdom will set the bar for that"

now $70 is average Switch 2 game price

even when I like Nintendo, I gotta say.

$70 for two old games, on the Switch, not Switch 2, is a bit outrageous

[mint rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/update-game-game-update-gif-13330659533985679719

[distant mauve]

Mk world shouldn't be 80 bucks

[arctic apex]

Ben when MGL is the meme weapon it was supposed to be from the start

[sweet grail]

There’s no reason to raise these prices either 😂 there’s not even that much really interesting new games going into game pass imo, there’s no gears or halo level games coming out mostly smaller indie titles or well cod but that doesn’t even interest me in the slightest and most people are done with that slop anyway, and they don’t need to put it in gamepass it’s a bad call both ways

[blazing perch]

Most games are server related now so even if you had a disc it wouldn’t matter if you had the disc I don’t think

[junior quartz]

ty this helped

[mint rapids]

Can’t wait to see if the balance team cooked or it’s yet another update of suffering the consequence of the balance teams crippling crack addiction

[uneven scroll]

if mario kart was worth the 80 shekels i'd be fine with it but it ISNT

[junior quartz]

bfr damage tripled 🔥 🔥 🔥

[simple prairie]

i mean i use steam and own a lot of games digitally so i feel that but i don't have to be online for a lot of the games on steam i "own"

[uneven scroll]

that feeling when youre autistic about a game but the corporation that owns it is the fucking root of all evil

[covert flax]

"I do not STACK UP, I do not HOP ON, I do not PLAY THE GAME. I open YOUTUBE and watch videos of THE GAME and if I'm entertained enough I MIGHT PLAY THE GAME"

[distant mauve]

Nintendo reselling the virtual boy is laughable

[severe cobalt]

#⚡┇the-finals-chat or #💥┇spawn-point ?

[sweet grail]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-money-giveittome-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-4184913

[rare tinsel]

RELEASE THE UPDAAAAATE

[junior quartz]

update's out

[mint rapids]

That’ll be the day the balance team starts their meth addiction arc 😂

[wet finch]

keep calm and

[robust lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/any-updates-dave-updates-dave-chappelle-updates-got-anymore-of-them-updates-got-any-updates-gif-10385857936391678287

[junior quartz]

reminder that 50 damage lh1 was real

[covert flax]

kind of relatable

[severe cobalt]

that tag is gggrazyyyy😭 🥀 🥀

[distant mauve]

Bungie

[robust lagoon]

ONG IT ISSS 😭

[uneven scroll]

im gonna be real youre a goober for buying the switch 2 instead of buying a pc handheld

or a steam deck

[simple prairie]

update soon! holtow opening up

[mint rapids]

Reminder the LH and the regular rev has damage fall offs but the black powder BFR has non

[uneven scroll]

yknow what just buy a steam deck bro

[karmic valley]

I liked my shitpost so much so I've posted it on okbuddycontestant

[blazing perch]

Bro I don’t even wanna be in the same room of someone that buys the next cod lmao

[digital falcon]

Ahem- That's that✨virtual game show magic✨

[robust lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-no-update-no-more-updates-gif-3470407786722281006

[mint rapids]

I just hope and pray for a balanced winch

[tulip forge]

[simple prairie]

steam decks are very nice i don't own one but it's nice valve doesn't lock you into their OS and you can put windows or of varients of linux on it as well.

[digital falcon]

I just hope and pray for my miata in THE FINALS

[robust lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-gif-5396361426743400808

[sweet grail]

Now your talking my language, I can’t believe what’s happened to the series I’m old enough I played the first ones and they were good and war story’s now it’s like yeeesh what happened man up until black ops 3 things were alright but then it went to slop

[digital falcon]

One day I'll have it

[wet finch]

Devs gonna buff me up

[robust lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-gif-21350747

[mint rapids]

(Biased take) I hope they put winch 10ft under with recon sense

[wet finch]

maybe thermal will be back? hmmmm

[distant mauve]

Can they make a spec for medium that doesn't put me to sleep

[crimson ruin]

hi

[sweet grail]

I just hope the finals can learn from there problems and mistakes and not double down on them, it’s never the right call, cough ultimate pass is wild cough cough

[simple prairie]

in 2 seasons you can get the premium pass for free. they gotta make money some how

[mint rapids]

That’ll be the day the balance team gets rehab for their crippling crack addiction

[distant mauve]

What if it was called the freaknals and instead of the goo gun it was the poop gun

[simple prairie]

embark is making 15-20M a year from what steamdb says

[robust lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-omg-wtf-funny-cat-gif-17783026371162129001

[wet finch]

[sweet grail]

Then don’t give away so much money for free no one forced them to they made that choice, and as long as they make cosmetics that people want they will make money

[teal gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/smell-money-gif-9084380990527801396

[mint rapids]

I can get behind every team at embark minus the balance team they act like they haven’t even touched the game once and take opinions from the slop posted on the Reddit cough cough reshaper nerf

[ember heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414540582277353565/1423242490093244436/hot_mama.gif

[simple prairie]

this is one of the only games where you can buy a battle pass and never have to again and have 425 left over. it's not a lot for free but for free you get 375 from the BP and then 250 from wt

[blazing perch]

Bo1 and bo2 were my favorite cod games they’ve made, I’ve played the campaigns so many times and still would probably

[crystal swan]

Lmao Steam client doesnt allow me to play. So I guess this is where I quit THE FINALS

[tepid flame]

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-rizz-face-shrek-shrek-meme-funny-gif-11681866407721108377

[robust lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-update-is-tomorrow-update-wakanda-tchalla-gif-5630318163439022771

[sweet grail]

With all the legacy passes out and all the bundles I’m sure they can make money, I wouldn’t fight for them, it’s only the passes from that point on you will get so 🤷‍♂️ not even a problem tbh

[ember sparrow]

Please be heavy hitters🙏

[distant mauve]

Update is green

[ember heron]

just wait til it gets removed

[sweet grail]

Black ops one and two are fire, same with mw2 world at war was great to, I miss old cod when it was good 😢

[uneven scroll]

just buy a steam deck bro

[simple prairie]

it'd be nice for like $5 or 500 multibucks if we could access the bonus pages on the legacy passes. after 2 seasons you can start getting the legacy passes for free as well

[robust lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[simple prairie]

i've spent probably around $2k to support embark since season 2 i ain't complaining about the BP i think it's great for free to play people

[blazing perch]

Bro wtf

[simple prairie]

oh yea i sold cs2 skins LUL

[robust lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-omg-wtf-funny-cat-gif-17783026371162129001

[sweet grail]

Again that’s there choice no one made them do that 🤷‍♂️ haha

[tulip forge]

this game has alot of whales

[teal gazelle]

damn I thought I was down bad for spending like 500 bucks

[simple prairie]

it's very generous of them to be doing that

[solar coyote]

Good morning beautiful people

[blazing perch]

You can do that with most bps in any game these days

[robust lagoon]

I’ve spent 2k on apex once

[robust coyote]

when update the drop?

[teal gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-gif-602705143362947210

[simple prairie]

i'd of spent less before we could buy individual items instead of the whole set 😆

[wet finch]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-memes-freddy-fazbear-freddy-freaky-gif-12693495263874297725

[solar coyote]

[robust lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[chilly holly]

Can't wait for winch nerf

[robust coyote]

when the soon?

[sweet grail]

Sure but that doesn’t excuse them asking for cash at 30$usd every season regardless there useless since a lot of stuff is cash only, i think they have to much away and are back tracking the wrong way

[distant mauve]

Only cods I played are infinite warfare and the new mw3 💔

[tepid flame]

https://tenor.com/view/yuimetal-gif-2236335851178412850

[robust coyote]

nah nerf med

[severe cobalt]

chat are there anymore legends from other sponsors like Dede from OZPUZE?

[karmic valley]

Can't wait for bfr nerf (and repeater too)

[chilly holly]

What

[solar coyote]

WaW supremacy

[tepid flame]

me too

also nerf cl40 🫶🏻

[simple prairie]

you only get a few different skins the dark ones which are a lot better in my opinion but you don't have to buy the ultimate BP

[teal gazelle]

hopefully very

[stark stream]

What if light got a new specialization that just gave them permanent double jump

[simple prairie]

i don't buy the ultimate passes

[karmic valley]

People will stick to dashes

[blazing perch]

Especially when they obviously barely tried with the normal bp cosmetics but then the ultimate just looks like how it should have in the first place

[solar coyote]

Perish

[brazen plover]

I’m sure it’ll be any minute now

[teal gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-meme-cook-gif-1177116184918006692

[distant mauve]

So dodge

[worn hearth]

this is what everyone has been saying since the event came out

[tepid flame]

why using it when dash exists

[robust coyote]

like scout in tf2

[sweet grail]

It would be a way for them to make more money I guess, I wouldn’t say that’s generous but they have to do something else other then what there doing I don’t think it’s a good look, for new players or existing but that’s just my opinion and I tend to be on point even if I am ahead of the game usually 😂 just how I feel personally

[stark stream]

More vertical movement

[sinful tundra]

Double jump is such a game changer for heavy

[robust lagoon]

One that gives us a speed boost and longer slide like a stim in cod would be fire

[teal gazelle]

(I've never played tf2 😔)

[stark stream]

Nah you want the stim from Titanfall 2

[robust coyote]

tf reminds me of tf2 a lottt

[distant mauve]

Does slam damage increase based on height

[rare tinsel]

WHERE’S THE FREAKING UPDATE ?????

[karmic valley]

Yeah, midair mobility that after it's usage you're just a falling punching bag without any movement

[sweet grail]

Big true right there, water down stuff in the regular pass sucks for people that can’t afford to spend more on the game when they bought the pass originally

[sinful tundra]

Ye

[solar coyote]

A stim would be pretty dope, let it last like 10 or 12 seconds and go on cooldown for like 20-24 ish

[robust coyote]

missed a lot of brain rot lore

[wet finch]

Who Team Fortress let him cook?

[zealous marten]

Damn this ospuze helmet and drifter pants does go super hard.
I do see why a lot of people get this set

[robust lagoon]

Righttt

[tepid flame]

I see what you mean, but dash "can" go vertical, it's just better.

I like the idea of a passive thing but idk

[robust lagoon]

Imagine being able to slide for a little faster and a movement buff

[tepid flame]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-a-bucket-team-fortress-tf-gif-15812649

[teal gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[zealous marten]

The game is already pretty fast though

[robust coyote]

a spy ability would be so goated

[solar coyote]

tf2 collab when

[robust lagoon]

A heavy needs some sort of movement item tbh

[blazing perch]

And they make it a bank transaction instead of in game currency so you can’t use the coins from the last season to get a lil discount, that’s the actual greedy loophole right there lol

[zealous marten]

But stem does sound pretty cool

[teal gazelle]

Can we please stop making medium redundant bruh? 😭

[solar coyote]

It would be even more useless than it already is in tf2

[stark stream]

Heavy's movement ability is making a door wherever they want

[ocean sigil]

Worst feeling when i got that notif way back and now cant find it 😭

[zealous marten]

The whole point of heavy is not having movement, but in exchange having large damage or high ammo capacity, and a lot of health

[karmic valley]

Knowing lore of the bonk - it actually makes so much sense for scout to drink ospuze

[robust coyote]

2fort in the finals confirmed?

[ocean sigil]

Scout would be addicted frfr

[vague sonnet]

click on that thingy here

[robust lagoon]

A stem that heals you and gives a adrenaline boost

[stark stream]

New gadget for light that lets them drink a can of ospuze for minicrits

[drifting phoenix]

hello! kinda new player over here not bad just new wanted to see if there is any want would like to team up with me?, just for fun and to chat c: 👑

[vague sonnet]

I mean upper right of the DC screen

[solar coyote]

oh god OH NO OH FU-

[karmic valley]

Oh fu

[vague sonnet]

🫡

[wooden nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-pratt-rubbing-hands-smile-happy-plan-mischief-gif-17115137

[sweet grail]

Especially for people that bought coins to stock up, now they can’t even use them 😂 rip I guess, I just wish they could be fair if they want to be fair, but I don’t see as much of that lately gives me the ick I nearly dropped the game when I seen the ultimate pass and some of my friends did (all of them) 💀

[robust coyote]

i remember playing a single match that went for so longgg

[stark stream]

I think some psycho made a destructible version of 2fort for tf2

[ocean sigil]

A. Found it thank youu

[teal gazelle]

holy shit I've been using discord for years and never knew this was a feature

[vague sonnet]

🔥

[vague sonnet]

np

[simple prairie]

when people realize they don't have to pay for the next BP it only makes sense to of added the ultimate BP. when pro teams get addedto the store bundles just like in cs they'll get a share of the purchase (real money purchases) for team bundles being bought. i don't think there's any direction embark is going other than finding ways to fund the game as an esport now which many have failed in the past. i'd like embark to succeed on that.

[robust lagoon]

Hear me out!! Give heavy the zip line

[ocean sigil]

Discord hiding good features and promoting terrible ones

[robust coyote]

would love to play it honestly

[zealous marten]

After trying one game of famas with just iron sight, I now see why the #1 Famas player doesn't use any sight.

The recoil on it SO MUCH LESS without a sight. It's almost no recoil

[drifting void]

Update is today

[teal gazelle]

sounds like their modus operandi fr

[solar coyote]

Bro I only have a little bit of time in tf2 but I love to watch the game and all of its silly wacky creators, Soundsmith my goat

[stark stream]

https://youtu.be/73pzN27G46g?si=o2T0aCs-UI5xj4ux

[zealous marten]

In 10 min :)))

[stark stream]

I can't wait for Dust2 in the finals

[ocean sigil]

I actually use fcar with iron sights and it feels gooooood

[robust coyote]

ikr loved doing the bonga line

[teal gazelle]

My friends called me a mad man for this take, glad to know I'm not alone 😭

[zealous marten]

Maybe I should just switch to iron sights on most ARs

[stark stream]

Some guns legit feel better with irons. Mainly depends on the visual recoil of the gun though

[sweet grail]

I think esports is the wrong direction to begin with, and I don’t think they have money problems being purchased by nexon recently, they can find ways to make money that aren’t such a problem I’m sure, it’s mainly the ultimate pass everything else is pretty whatever to me, even though there bundles and outfits are 28$ not 5 or 10 like most games

[ocean sigil]

Theyre missing out

[vague sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-simpson-gif-13518564799186478937

[river nebula]

Guys was it not today that the new game event will drop ????

[robust lagoon]

It feels smoother

[hollow basalt]

THERE'S GREEN IN THAT GIF HE SUPPORTS IT

[hollow basalt]

update time is in a few minutes

[ocean sigil]

Yuppp. Its cool though that its not like fkin COD. Even interesting combinations with iron seight or without both can be viable and differently. Depending on the person too

[simple prairie]

they've always been under nexon since at least season 2, maybe earlier.

[teal gazelle]

Definitely does fr

[solar coyote]

Attempted to learn rocket jumping... Never again

[robust coyote]

aah its easy just learn it in dustbowl

[robust lagoon]

Give lights a jetpack

[hollow basalt]

theyve been under nexon before this game released lol

[robust coyote]

its rewarding

[vague sonnet]

smooth

[edgy river]

is the update in like? 7 minutes?

[solar coyote]

Well, the problem is my fingers dont want to do what I need them to do, basically im really stupid

[robust coyote]

understanable same happens to me in hollow knight

[sweet grail]

Yup, but nothing can excuse the ultimate pass in my eyes it’s just way to far gone in my eyes doesn’t matter what kinda wool they try to pull over my eyes, that’s just my opinion though

[solar coyote]

I feel ya, I didnt even attempt path of pain

[simple prairie]

people were running competitions since open beta kinda like how deadlock is rn with small prize pools. i think it's good for the longevity of the game in my opinion. i played cs before this game and quit cs to play this so i think it's super cool officially being an esport

[robust coyote]

yep im stuck on the dreamers

[solar coyote]

oh brother, BROTHER you got this

[hollow basalt]

yes but updates can take a few minutes to come so give it 30~ extra mins just in case

[robust coyote]

i reached him when s5 dropped 🙂

[solar coyote]

wild

[robust coyote]

🙁

[sweet grail]

Shrug 🤷‍♂️ doesn’t make a difference to me at all, just annoying if anything since they shovel in org skins, I don’t really care if they do it but if it’s going to effect the rest of the game it’s a problem

[teal gazelle]

Chat, do we think Scotty and June will be casting at the Grand Majors?

[vague sonnet]

oh no, I can already hear the beep

[simple prairie]

i kinda get what you're saying. i mean if they come out with the deluxe ultimate BP it still wouldn't bother me and know why they would be doing it as long as there's still the premium BP.

[wooden nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/push-the-god-damn-button-rush-panic-gif-15009552

[hollow basalt]

They're too busy getting high off ospuze in the backstage

[quiet ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/update-game-game-update-gif-13330659533985679719

[hollow basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[teal gazelle]

Damn 😔 It would definitely be all over the monitor if I heard them casting fr though ngl

[wooden nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/must-touch-red-button-must-touch-button-button-boom-gif-27377875

[hollow basalt]

I would love it but I don't think it'll happen though it should

[sweet grail]

It’s brothers me so much I nearly dropped the game, it’s horrible in my eyes shows a complete lack of care for your community, just piggy banks for you to milk, they don’t even need to add anything it’s bad enough as it is to make me extremely bothered

[hollow basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-cancelled-gif-9661562198263154049

[tulip forge]

tbh i can't really complain about the ult bp since by s3 i was able to aford the regular pass just from saving the handouts.

[ocean sigil]

NIOOOOOO

[wooden nexus]

Model 1886 comeback is now, baby

[hollow basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

[keen wedge]

#nerfthemodel

[hollow basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/update-no-update-no-more-updates-gif-3470407786722281006

[chilly holly]

No update

[hollow basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-idk-really-gif-11611432075508357589

[wooden nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-press-button-gif-14853646

[teal gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-gif-10136542758151128156

[wooden nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/any-updates-dave-updates-dave-chappelle-updates-got-anymore-of-them-updates-got-any-updates-gif-10385857936391678287

[hallow geyser]

Update when ?

[hollow basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-posting-update-goated-gif-955990719991299728

[simple prairie]

i don't think it's going to effect the game in any way as an esport. cs started out with people doing LANs and competing locally with one another and look at it now. the balancing on items needs to be well tested though or banned from comp until it gets balanced because things in cs doesn't change much at all and that can be a good thing once a game has a foundation to stand on

[neat bobcat]

[robust lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-when-update-when-infinite-flight-infinite-gif-16014667348670615763

[bleak quail]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-memoji-gif-23490017

[twilit haven]

Where update

[wooden nexus]

What is this sorcery

[hollow basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[bright lodge]

shit, Its Rapture!!1!

[hallow geyser]

Update cancelled

[nocturne goblet]

It's now..

[hollow basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[teal gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-disappointed-fan-seriously-what-are-you-doing-judging-you-gif-17485289

[wooden nexus]

We are CNS

[drifting void]

OH ITS NOW

[rigid bone]

LETSGO!!!

[signal briar]

I love embark

[robust coyote]

where upwate?

[hollow basalt]

oh hey the bundles are on the store already

[kindred mirage]

Team bundles just dropped on the store

[neat bobcat]

[bright lodge]

TIME TO RAPTURE ALL OVER THE PLACE

[simple prairie]

it's $30 that's like 2 hours of work to enjoy the skins you get. maybe 3 hours depending on wage. it's not that crazy to me.

[wooden nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/you-did-the-thing-leo-did-the-thing-leo-the-thing-gif-12336321566385221824

[teal gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[bitter cedar]

Did the thing!

[karmic valley]

You guys can reply to anyone complaining about anything in the finals with this picture now

[twilit haven]

It's not it's inafewsecondstm
Lies

[robust lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-ventura-jim-carrey-raised-e-yebrow-gif-6338947979135718753

[sweet grail]

Yea I mean more the skins are annoying to see but don’t really bother me it just kinda takes me out of the game, and it’s more the ultimate pass that’s a problem to me esports is kinda a whatever to me 🤷‍♂️ enjoy it if you do but I don’t think it’s good for most games that have them

[zealous marten]

LETS GOOO NEW MODE DROPPED

[hollow basalt]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4013220/THE_FINALS__KCP_TGM25/ i guess they finally did add that ospuze cowboy set in a way

Steam

THE FINALS - KCP TGM25

Step into the Arena with the official KCP loadout and show your support where it matters most. This bundle is packed with exclusive cosmetics to rep your team in every match—while fueling their climb in the esports scene.

This bundle includes:

- 1 Legendary Outfit with Legendary Effect,…

Price

$9.99

▶ Play video

[pallid star]

STIFLER MOMMMMM ???

[tulip forge]

now

[quiet gazelle]

HEAVEN IS REAL

[versed gale]

the finals

[chilly holly]

store update????

[covert flax]

HEAVEN HITTERS
SPEAR GAMING

[feral bough]

MID_CHEESE_RAT

[zealous marten]

Is that Event cosmetics that I spy with my little eye?????

[quiet gazelle]

HOLY SHIT CHAT🥹 🥹

[tulip forge]

6gb update

[bright lodge]

TIME TO RAPTURE ALL OVER THE PLACE

[hollow basalt]

it already downloaded on my end lol

[sly citrus]

Peak event

[dry siren]

Hi 👋🏿

[quiet gazelle]

IM GONNA RAPTURE

[zealous marten]

I'M GOIING TO RAPTUREE 😩

[covert flax]

why is it marked as private

[bright lodge]

TRULY THE RAPTURE OF ALL TIME

[mental igloo]

Fear the spear!

[vestal steeple]

whos an og here

[dry siren]

Raptureing it

[zealous marten]

RAPTURING SO HARD RN 🐤 💦

[peak bane]

me when The Finals:

[flat ore]

Based around spears, lmao what a joke

[knotty willow]

Damn i’m at work right now. how is it

[storm zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/polska-better-call-saul-poland-november11th-11listopada-gif-23750177

[nocturne goblet]

is a big one

[sly citrus]

I just raptured all over the screen

[covert flax]

oh they are making sure you get that it's limited time.

[dry siren]

😩😩😩😩

[cedar trout]

Okay i think its pretty clear at this point who Embark is favoring in this game, Heavy abusers. There is no more dancing around this obvious fact

Nukes, BFR, Winch and all the other OP clown gadgets

Now ANOTHER heavy only event instead of giving us a Lights only event

[zealous marten]

That's what she said

[mental igloo]

IMMA RUPTURE YOUR RAPTURE

[tulip forge]

https://www.reachthefinals.com/patchnotes/830

[bright lodge]

NEED TO GET HOME AND UPDATE ME SHET

[tulip forge]

bfr nerfed

[sweet grail]

We have different opinions about it no reason to keep trying to change each others minds then 🤷‍♂️

[vestal steeple]

yes

[cedar trout]

not enough LOL Heavy should not have long range weapons PERIOD

[covert flax]

FUCKING FINALLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[versed ore]

if it's a wheel i swear to god

[hollow basalt]

that ntmr outfit looks pretty good

[simple prairie]

we can agree to disagree 😝 one con of an esport is more people cheating but that's about all i see it causing which isn't good but you know it'd be nice to have an anti-cheat that can detect abnormal behavior or have a system like cs has with overwatch where each match is recorded and can be manually analyzed

[zealous marten]

GUYS BREACH DRILL BUFF
BREACH DRILL META NOW

[hollow basalt]

Finally

[bright lodge]

How to update on the go

[simple prairie]

not that cs's anti-cheat seems to be any good 😆

[sweet grail]

I don’t think esports and cheating are related but ok

[simple prairie]

right 😜

[covert flax]

ayo?

[low gorge]

THAT BFR NERF IS CHANGING NOTHING ????

[lavish tiger]

@abstract ermine
OOPS…

It looks like our friend ran out of luck…

Hey, don’t worry it’s just a 404 and our little buddy will respawn happier than ever before, promise.!

[low gorge]

IT HAS LITERALLY SAME TTK, WHAT A JOKE OF NERF

[bright lodge]

How to get wifi anywhere you go

[covert flax]

patch notes taken out lmao

[versed ore]

yippeeee the patch notes link is dead

[tulip forge]

these esports skins kinda cool looking

[nocturne goblet]

What's the issue?

[tulip forge]

im on the website

[vestal steeple]

the fact that 1 year ago finals was not a that popular game and now this server has 700k plus members and now its blowing up especially with the content creators showcasing it to the chat im so happy that a dynamism shooter is blowing up rn

[ebon bluff]

website not loading

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/me-and-bro-celebrating-best-friends-squid-game-2-my-guy-gif-8389215730122450876

[lavish tiger]

error 404, link is dead

[simple prairie]

it is when you can compete and cheat for real cash. unless you're givin a computer and a mouse and keyboard to use and not bring your own because you can save scripts onto keyboard/mouse chips. that's the only fair way

[versed ore]

the patch notes link isn't working anymore

[nocturne goblet]

Checking!

[inland jolt]

error 404 for patch notes :ono

[exotic current]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME EMBARK!!!! STILL NO RESOLUTION TO THE KEYBOARD INPUT LAG ISSUE!!!!!! this used to be the only game i play. i havent been able to play at all this season. fuck this.

[ember sparrow]

Oh god YES! Heavy hitters 2.0

[hollow basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-posting-update-goated-gif-955990719991299728

[low gorge]

like wtf if u got winced ur dead anyway, bfr + headshot onetap was the least of its issues

[bright lodge]

BFR NERF CRASH THE PATCH NOTES

[thin wolf]

is the patch available for download or not yet?

[vague sonnet]

[solid nimbus]

Did they buff winch again?😅

[zealous marten]

It still 2 shots, but doesn't immediately headshot 1 shot lights
So basically same TTK wench combo as SA1216 since now you need to quick meele after

[low gorge]

winch i still turbo broken, bfr still turbo broken, this gama balance is a joke

[ember sparrow]

I love you, Embark. I really do

[lean nacelle]

how are yall able to download the update

[hollow basalt]

i hope they fix it and you have tons of fun again soon and that you will forever feel joy and happiness

[lavish tiger]

yes

[covert flax]

where did you find this

[peak shoal]

ah yes, quickplay and quickplay 2

[low gorge]

that doesnt change anything what so ever

[valid totem]

Embark give me my szn 1 diamond badge pls

[cedar trout]

BFR needs to be straight up REMOVED from Heavy class, you cannot balance out a pocket sniper on the strongest class in the game!!

Remove the gun or give it to Light class (where it belongs!)

[nocturne goblet]

It is live, might take a tiny bit longer for console to ge to ya, but should be there soon!

[junior quartz]

wow this might actually be the least theyve ever nerfed a meta heavy gun lol

[sweet grail]

I mean in general population the cheaters don’t go up or down, in the competition everything should be provided so that’s not possible

[ebon bluff]

keyboard input lag?

[covert flax]

WHY IS THE PATCH NOTE SITE DOWN

[earnest citrus]

they want to sell bfr skins 🔥 🔥 at least 90 makes it so lights can’t be comboed

[low gorge]

imagine being stuck with bfr for another 2+ weeks

[bright lodge]

BFR NERF CRASH THE PATCH NOTE

[versed ore]

how am I supposed to know if embark buffed or nerfed dagger this week

[covert flax]

winch didn't get anything?

[earnest citrus]

although not touching bfr’s range is egregious

[low gorge]

actually nah im done, im not playing at all untill winch and bfr is fixed

[hollow basalt]

they can still be 2shot

[tulip forge]

they didn't touch the dagger

[nocturne goblet]

On it, will update you guys!

[lavish tiger]

savior

[ebon bluff]

sus

[hard bramble]

Patch notes

[thin wolf]

Thanks its downloading now and im on pc anyways ^^

[versed ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413861140534136933/1420750371621441739/GsNXq7QWIAIETDA.gif

at least it isn't nerfed

[edgy river]

YOU CAN WHAT?!

[edgy tusk]

Will the new gamemode be available in private matches?

[peak bane]

oh yes the fabled 300 mbps finals update

[dusk rover]

ok

[severe cobalt]

ill join in to represent

[thin wolf]

Can we add Spanish flag to the store?

[violet dirge]

no store update?

[cedar trout]

low key GOAT patch note

[lavish tiger]

Please, thank you.

[covert flax]

SIGHTS?

[exotic current]

since s8 some people are experiencing like 5+ second input delay on keyboard inputs. known issue. people have posted about it in #1201841543926005810 / #bug-discussion. its talked about on the reddit. if you submit a formal ticket, they say its a known issue. game is unplayable if it affects you.

[strong schooner]

Patch notes website is down

[simple prairie]

for WSOW(COD) and cs2 i seen they bring their own keyboard/mouse which i find crazy to be allowed. in cs2 they even carry their own PCs in a backpack

[rigid bone]

pATCH NOTE GOT DELETED XD!!!!!!!

[covert flax]

lmao riot steal blocking gone.

[junior quartz]

probably a significant shield nerf since the headbox extended a bit over the edge of the actual model

[tulip forge]

im still on the website

[ebon bluff]

Five seconds is a lot. hmm

[hollow basalt]

I've heard about this, fat chance but have you tried enabling vsync?

[zealous marten]

Not really because plenty of things just melt lights in the heavy's kit. BFR is strong long range but sucks in close range and push and fight sustain compared to Shak-50 and SA1216.
Main reason BFR kind of had contention even close range was due to the wench -> guaranteed headshot combo vs lights. But now there's a clear cut between a long range gun and close range.

[final depot]

Wtf revert smoke now😡

[simple prairie]

this may not be for every event

[violet dirge]

no store update ?

[exotic current]

no man i never thought of that thanks

[hollow basalt]

oh glad to help

[ebon bluff]

turn off replay?

[bright lodge]

heavy hitters doesn't count towards qp badges progression, is it

[strong schooner]

What changes did they make

[tepid flame]

interesting patch note

[versed ore]

YES

THEY FIXED SPEAR

[karmic valley]

That's the problem
It doesn't suck close range neither

[low gorge]

its still just as broken in close range doe ...

[vague sonnet]

we're working on it

[ebon bluff]

what did they do?

[exotic current]

every possible setting has been adjusted. my suspicion is its the new anti cheat

[zealous marten]

It doesn't need to suck, it just needs to be not stronger than SA1216 and Shak.
VS medium and heavy SA was stronger, but vs lights the guaranteed kill of revolver was too much presence

[edgy river]

smoke stays for 9s (was 15)
2 charges (was 3)

[low gorge]

the amount of times one taping a light with winch + headshot making a difference is pretty much never

[karmic valley]

The only way to make it suck at cqc is to increase ads time

[thin wolf]

Please tell me they didnt do anything with the performance last time they 'improved' i got -20 fps in kyoto

[hollow basalt]

If this is the case yeah it's out of your control. It'd be odd if it was the anticheat but not unheard of

[tepid flame]

dw i didnt want to be mean, i just read the #patch-notes

[strong schooner]

Great

[cedar trout]

On another note 4,5gb download for some balance changes and a mini LTM it pretty ridiculous. Not everyone runs fiberoptics

[final depot]

The smoke screen's duration was reduced from 15 seconds to 9 seconds, and the number of possessions was reduced from 3 to 2

[junior quartz]

let explosions consistently clear smoke like they're supposed to

[sweet grail]

That’s insane, but at the same time if it’s a competition you should have more ways to catch them but I think everybody should be forced to use the same set up provided but the competition so it’s fair but 🤷‍♂️ what do I know haha (I know that’s wild 😂)

[earnest citrus]

I mean you’re kinda wrong here, that combo did a lot for the weapon

[ebon bluff]

and they said fixed*

this is a nerf

[vague sonnet]

no worries

[lean nacelle]

smoke got gutted lol

[low gorge]

and its a monster of a gun at close range too, any top aimer will make it work

[covert flax]

NTMR bundle looks kinda nice

[exotic current]

ive heard of the new one they are using causing similar problems in other games

[tepid sage]

Not nerfing the Titans hip fire is crazy

[edgy river]

with thermal being disabled, smoke is quite op for stealing

[junior quartz]

thank god thermal is still disabled

[thin lake]

anyone else not recieving the update on steam?

[low gorge]

like u dont even need winch, just dont miss your shots and its better than sa and shak

[tulip forge]

restart steam

[hollow basalt]

I believe you like I said I hope they fix it soon since I do want you to enjoy the game

[zealous marten]

That's a BIG smoke nerf.. something's telling me that they're going to be bringing back thermal next patch

[thin lake]

🫡

[final depot]

It's crazy to nerf the smoke screen after getting rid of the thermal vision

[rare parrot]

Is melee exploit fixed?

[cedar flare]

All rubylabubu fans

https://youtu.be/4E1onzj-s4Q?si=4cD3VVflRVYHcOsq

[bright lodge]

Need more performance fix
Not enough boss

[junior quartz]

its not removed just disabled pending balance changes

[exotic current]

didnt mean to snap at you. i wanna play the fucking game man

[plain crest]

I think Steam is broken

[nocturne goblet]

**The patch notes are back up! Sorry for the hiccup! **

[simple prairie]

they make enough money where they can ask the teams what hardware they want to play on or even each individual on the teams. a controlled environment is best for competition

[covert flax]

oh the new event is not a wheel event!

[subtle flicker]

patch notes back

[final depot]

I know😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

[remote nebula]

Damn riot shields are still in the game 🙁

[cedar trout]

Delulu H take

[zealous marten]

Breach drill op now guys, gg back it up

[hollow basalt]

oh i didnt think you snapped at me dont worry and even if you did i understand i'd be pissed too
out of curiosity did you try controller?

[junior quartz]

downpatching nvidia driver to 580.88 helped a ton for me when i updated drivers recently

[ebon bluff]

skill issue

[nocturne goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-eating-camera-you-died-baby-eating-camera-dark-souls-dead-gif-gif-20362239

[zealous marten]

THE MOST IMPORTANT UPDATE

[subtle flicker]

The HEAVEN OR ELSE video is set to unlisted fyi

[hollow basalt]

Yeah the alst nvidia update actually fucked over my fps too lol

[low gorge]

how is it ? that nerf did nothing

[covert flax]

LMAOOOOOO THERE'S FIVE SA1216 SKINS WITH THE ESPORTS BUNDLES

[junior quartz]

https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/details/251255/

[zealous marten]

OMG PETS ACTUALLY HAS INTERACTIVE USE IN GAME NOW

[hollow basalt]

he ate nama tama

[thin wolf]

99% of heavy weapons usage was SA so makes sense (in esports)

[low gorge]

like just quick melee after, or have a team mate land a single bullet

[zealous marten]

Finally

[rare parrot]

Lights get catered to as usual.

[exotic current]

yes. controller works normally. this confirms that the issue is only tied to keyboard. i dont love this game quite enough to learn an entirely new format though, i think. thats probably my line in the sand

[versed ore]

we actually got a fucking gateway skin whattttt

[full lily]

It most be a another damn wheel event

[distant mauve]

Was the v9s or lewis changed in any way

[edgy river]

definitely is

[cedar trout]

My bad i missread your comment, i thought you were actually defending 1 tapping lights with winch claw, but you seem to be a sane person after all

[low gorge]

bfr is literally just as broken as it was, and winch is somehow still not deleted

[sweet grail]

Very true everyone could have whatever mouse or keyboard they want at the very least, wild to know some competitions you bring whatever 😂 that’s pretty crazy when it comes to tampering with things, I agree a controlled environment would be better for everyone

[coral flame]

why isnt bfr range nerfed bro 😭

[karmic valley]

So did embark buffed winch after all or what

[junior quartz]

i like how the nerf was solely targeted for the one light combo lol

[full lily]

LETS GO GAMBLING

[crisp spear]

Damn, nice update

[bright lodge]

No emote in the lobby..

[versed ore]

finally

[lime talon]

they aint buffing dagger until like season 15 lol, gonna stay the worst weapon on light for the rest of time

[low gorge]

i fucking hate how heavy is allowed to have such broken shit

[junior quartz]

good

[violet dirge]

no store update?

[hollow basalt]

I was just curious, I wouldnt learn a new input either, I don't have a lot of experience with anticheat or multiplayer game developing in general so I'm just curious, sorry I'm practically just asking to satisfy my curiosity lol

[versed ore]

this kinda fixes the range bfr had but this is still a pretty nothing change

[junior quartz]

also spear exists so not even the worst melee weapon

[oak schooner]

to be fair they removed the winch combo, which is a step

[zealous marten]

Grapple hook buff

[hollow basalt]

well it fixes lights being instantly destroyed when you winch them but yeah bfr is still meta as fuck

[low gorge]

like lets give strongest class a pocket sniper, then give it a slap on the wrist for a nerf and leave winch untouched for 2 more weeks

[bright lodge]

Nothing burger

[quartz violet]

Heavy hitters with spear, i like

[versed ore]

the easiest oneshot in the game is gone at least

[exotic current]

no youre fine. tldr yes i have adjusted every possible setting and yes controller works normal. mouse is also normal too actually. its literally only keyboard. ive also tried a different keyboard, too

[violet dirge]

that's a nerf 😭 since the hitbox was so big

[zealous marten]

Noooooooooooooooooooo my out of bounds view )))):

[oak schooner]

heavy pokers

[distant mauve]

Did melee hitreg get fixed

[quiet lava]

You can now set your preferred color to reticules!

[cerulean sparrow]

Okay so riot shield players can go fuck themselves ig and flamethrowers are free to just get free kills everytime. 💚 👍

[small parrot]

hahahahb bfr nerf hahaha

[zealous marten]

sometimes it'd hit thing I wasn't supposed to beacause of the hitbox ))):
I'd rather have proper accuracy over where I go, than it being janky

[cerulean sparrow]

WTFFFFF

[oak schooner]

now we just need the same of UI

[earnest citrus]

Possibly the best change they made tbh

[rustic rivet]

gm frens, how’s going?
for information, when was the submission / qualifiers to participate into The Grand Major?

[karmic valley]

I wonder if it means that they finally fixed bishop

[jagged mist]

WASN'T THAT LLAVA BUNDLE PAID?

[rare parrot]

People say Heavy is broken but has broken sledgehammer.

[humble kraken]

these are event rewards

[versed ore]

hey they did the thing instead of stealing club tags from people

[cerulean sparrow]

Why would they remove steal blocking??

[chilly holly]

So now light can doable right?

[hollow basalt]

yeah i figured changing keyboard wouldnt work since it sounds like a software issue. from the sounds of it it looks like the anti cheat is trying to read your inputs to see if you're cheating but for some reason it's clogging up somehow and it makes your keyboard inputs delayed as fuck. I have no clue how this got past testing

[rare parrot]

Is melee exploit bug fixed?

[jagged mist]

Yes but I swear I seen the exact same bundle in the shop

[karmic valley]

Idk what is it at first place even

[cedar trout]

Heavy weapons skins, Heavy only event, IRRELEVANT "nerf" of BFR, Irrelevant Winch "nerf"

It's getting ridiculous, if that OP gadget spammer class is not getting fundamentally nerfed until next season i'm done

[humble kraken]

there was other guns

[zealous marten]

Nooo DD: Not my cheese shooting gaps

[versed ore]

hey at least my teammates won't do it anymore

[exotic current]

it seems to only be a small ammount of people affected. wish us luck i guess. fucking miss the game really badly

[rare parrot]

Heavy is discriminated against daily.

[small parrot]

nerf bfr even more pls

[woeful dock]

why cant i start wt

[hollow basalt]

i wish i could help more but as i said i have little to no experience with anticheats even though ive done some work for online games before i do wish you luck I quite like you from how little we've talked

[zealous marten]

Is this buff or nerf

[cerulean sparrow]

If you stay in front of a player with the shield while they steal it blocks their steal.

[vast zinc]

pve?

[signal aspen]

I think we need to turn the running guy in the Cafe in practice into sacrificial fertilizer to get ghe rose to grow into the beanstalk.

[cedar trout]

what nerf, the TTK on Light and Medium is the same. you can still snipe people from acros the map with heal orb and barricade

[sinful tundra]

HEY ITS THE MODEL ALL OVER AGAIN, SEE YOU IN MIDSEASON PATCH WHEN WE NERF SWORD INSTEAS OF THE ACTUAL PROBLEM CHILD FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME!

[cerulean sparrow]

Fixed an issue where riot shield players would have a fair fight against flamethrowers 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

[hollow basalt]

slight nerf effectively in theory you shouldnt get winched around corners anymore

[low gorge]

your still gonna get hooked trough 5 layers of concrete dw

[exotic current]

is the new event just heavy hitter with spear? it sounds like it

[zealous marten]

Omg they added more soil, people
LETS GO

[junior quartz]

so they fixed riot's broken ass hitbox but only on the server side so you get this weird interaction now

[livid sedge]

Okay embark good patch good patch

[oak schooner]

I mean that's true actually, they reworked demat because it was the most popular spec, why not winch and evasive dash?

[humble kraken]

yep

[bright lodge]

Grass enjoyer will rejoice hearing this

[zealous marten]

-cough cough- old riot

[exotic current]

well heavy hitter is fun at least. couldve maybe been more creative given the theme though

[wanton wadi]

Huh

[twilit haven]

WE GOT STATUES

[hollow basalt]

Join the server now

[junior quartz]

yeah that should happen less now, it wasnt just bishoping tech

[fair aspen]

https://youtu.be/76LD2cTQeSU?si=WaQQ09Rl8jZoeGrR

[stark stream]

No fix for the sledge noreg yet?

[wanton wadi]

I don't speak Korean?

[zealous marten]

🫳 🪴

[exotic current]

one day maybe your statue will even look like your outfit. i always wanted that since s1

[elder pewter]

it's but I guess Dunle found the Korean one first

[rare parrot]

Is sledge noreg fixed someone answer please god

[hollow basalt]

Neither do I but here I go

[vapid quarry]

they kinda nerfed winch

[bright lodge]

is Dunle a korean in secret...?

[hollow basalt]

nowhere near enough lol

[lunar sigil]

The WORST season yet

[sweet grail]

So true, I would love that

[cerulean sparrow]

Make the shield block fire and we're square and fair 👍

[zealous marten]

I'm just happy I can emote with my pet now in game :)))

[elder pewter]

If they are then I wouldn't know about it

[stark stream]

Oh we can see which statue belongs to which class now, time to double up all my mines on the light trophies

[wanton wadi]

I've to modify it on my own server ( 'Cause the Subscribe to the channel is to bugged )

[rare parrot]

Is sledge noreg fixed??

[zealous marten]

Makes me actually want to get the cat pet now so I can spam its meows alongside meow emote

[bright lodge]

No emote in the lobby,
Next agenda embark, please
Deforest the bamboo forest, and replace it with grass, and i'll be happy

[stark stream]

Lower cooldown on breach drill is nice but I'd rather have a second charge please

[exotic current]

I really hope we get some of those chinese skins one day. in particular the defib epi pen

[cedar trout]

Winch range and stun effect STILL untouched, BFR still a pocket sniper with same TTK on Lights and Mediums. ANOTHER heavy exclusive LTM

What is this joke? I know Heavy abusers drop the most money in the shop on their cringe outfits but COME ON embark

[civic hazel]

Can a CM help me out real quick? I purchased an esports bundle but didn’t receive it

[rare parrot]

Is sledge noreg fixed??

[hollow basalt]

oh thank god

[cedar flare]

Somebody got patch notes
link

[wanton wadi]

Probably yes

[hollow basalt]

Right? that one and the delivery man outfits look so neat I really hope they port em

[exotic current]

#patch-notes ???

[stark stream]

OOF, that's a massive smoke nerf, they pretty much halved the duration and you only get 2 smokes instead of 3

[violet dirge]

no store update?

[mental igloo]

If you did not like heavy hitters, you will not like the new game mode.

[sinful tundra]

And it has a colossal cooldown too

[zealous marten]

Oh. my. God

THEY ADDED THE LAVA GUNS AS EVEN CONTRACT REWARDS HOLY SH-

[civic hazel]

There is but it doesn’t seem to be working. I bought a new bundle but didn’t receive it

[exotic current]

tbh theyre all fire, the cat costumes too. they feel right at home in the main game

[pulsar mauve]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't even use Winch that much but still, lol.

[wanton wadi]

So, no more Winching behing a wall ?

[violet dirge]

an org one ?

[civic hazel]

Esports bundle

[stark stream]

Not too big of a nerf, wonder how it'll do at range

[hollow basalt]

They look so silly yeah I'd be happy with getitng them

[hollow sky]

They released an update in the middle of my game

[zealous marten]

To those who don't know, those lava guns melt and turn red the more you shoot

[exotic current]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1340310858546544700/twerko10001-0800new-ezgif.com-speed1.gif

[junior quartz]

could you guys download the update faster i wanna play

[zealous marten]

They're one of peak skins

[teal gazelle]

the white FCAR looks so sexy 😍

[full lily]

The chinals

[hollow basalt]

This is great now if only they can just disable the variant forever and never re enable it

[exotic current]

https://tenor.com/view/thefinals-finals-the-finals-hop-on-hop-on-the-finals-gif-13164065277480486742

[small parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-holtow-sponsor-gif-3362394583498665171

[pulsar mauve]

Finally.

[hollow sky]

Could you stretch the image more please

[willow mulch]

Guys where is the update, do they not post on yt anymore?

[exotic current]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1397109572455497758/20250721_235209.gif

[pulsar mauve]

""ISSUE""

So you just let it be a thing for like a season and a half?

[sinful tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-teto-lesbian-lgbtq-gif-262336391830203916

[stark stream]

THE PETS TALK NOW, YESSSSSSSSS

[hollow basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-the-finals-tf2-team-fortress-2-meme-gif-6539983010219196946

[full lily]

Bcuz its still updating

[exotic current]

https://tenor.com/view/fps-hero-shooter-freetoplay-hop-on-gif-23998990

[versed sail]

Literally had that map not even an hour before the update and didn't notice it

I am interested in seeing the other changes tho

[bright lodge]

Stop with hoppin on the finals
I haven't hop on the finals goddamit

[zealous marten]

I can't believe they're giving us 3 of these skins for free through event DXX

Only in embark, the least greedy company out of all these corpo games

[hollow basalt]

also the seoul hospital changes sound great in theory but we'll see if they actually do anything in practice

[cedar flare]

Bruh, no DB nerf 🥲

[distant mauve]

Melee hitreg fixed

[willow mulch]

Free?

[stark stream]

Wait those are free? That's nuts

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-get-real-regular-show-gif-21593855

[cedar trout]

WAIT WHAT WINCH GOT BUFFED??!?

[mellow igloo]

how long does the event last for?

[pulsar mauve]

Cool, cool, how about lunge not existing and spin no-regging!?

[edgy river]

they released it even if they lost huh

[zealous marten]

2 weeks

[hollow basalt]

that girl was the only good part of that show and i say that because im also a loser whos scared of girls like the mc

[cerulean sparrow]

They're free maybe, but they're time limited.

[sinful tundra]

Are you ok?

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/deez-nuts-bofa-have-you-tried-bofa-dietz-nuts-gif-16592565

[willow mulch]

Is the update out?

[zealous marten]

Yep, it's event map circuit reward

[junior quartz]

guys quit chatting and queue up

[distant mauve]

No regs have supposedly been fixed across the board

[pulsar mauve]

More of an adjustment. I just know the first thing is going to piss people off even though it makes it more fair in general.

[willow mulch]

Update out?

[cedar trout]

NOT REALLY if Embark decides to buff the accuracy of the most broken ability in the game

[distant mauve]

This woulda gone crazy in 2017

[zealous marten]

Ofc they are? Like anything else in any multiplayer games ever.
Events and rewards.

[junior quartz]

yes

[bright lodge]

Sure, lemme get my laptop and open it in the car

[exotic current]

girls arent scary. also get on paladins

[wanton wadi]

These Manga name x)

[pulsar mauve]

Believe it when I see it.

[grand flax]

They signed another team + kept their old one. So they still compete in the Major

[sinful tundra]

No it means it's less lenient now, guy

[cedar trout]

which is a buff,

[sour quiver]

is the delay after swapping fixed i havnt read the notes

[teal gazelle]

Guys, I don't have access to my PC atm, how do you get the white FCAR skin? How are the challenges looking, can someone send a screenshot please?

[sweet grail]

Just people 🤷‍♂️

[cedar flare]

This still works, what u gonna do ? Dodge?

[dusk rover]

alright i can sleep knowing i bought peak

[stark stream]

Barricade buff?

[zealous marten]

Free :))))))))

God Embark needs more love, I hope they made a lot of money through this season's ultimate BP, they seriously deserve it and more.

[mental igloo]

It's finally easy to find emotes.
This UI is what we needed.

[arctic apex]

Barrel buff

[hollow basalt]

Girls are far more scary than any horror in the world also i'd have to reinstall

[cerulean sparrow]

Time limits sucks balls.

[sinful tundra]

How is smaller hitbox = buff?

[pulsar mauve]

I was right mfs!

[junior quartz]

i see so much of the mythic effect so i think it did

[covert flax]

neongutz found dead

[edgy river]

how about they fix an issue where sometimes you can put BREACH DRILL ON THE GROUND

[cedar trout]

sorry i just cant deal with stupid people , blocked

[cerulean sparrow]

I wasn't expecting riot shield to get fucking gutted for no reason damn.

[bright lodge]

Neongutz be punching the air rn

[hollow basalt]

infinite equipment xp glitch

[exotic current]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-and-darker-dark-and-darker-hop-on-gif-27283917

[arctic apex]

That explains a lot of my whiffs

[zealous marten]

Oh wait that's Fcar? Yeah the gold and pearl white looks insanely clean

[covert flax]

what did they do now?

[pulsar mauve]

People told me I was imagining things but I was 10000% correct.

[hollow basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-kid-jumpscare-kid-heart-attack-gif-12535254628037896885

[wooden nexus]

i think its a shame but at the same time they probably need to tighten this up for the major so no one does anything game breaking

[sinful tundra]

Crying AND shitting my pants

[wheat cargo]

Did they?

[zealous marten]

Nice photoshop, smh :))))

[cerulean sparrow]

Smokes stay around about half their duration and it's not possible to block steals anymore with the shield.

[covert flax]

read the patchnotes

[pulsar mauve]

Yup. Posted clips and all.

[hollow basalt]

He blocked himself, don't worry

[dull hedge]

Can't queue going on 4 minutes

[jagged pulsar]

THE HEAVY STATUE LMAO

[wheat cargo]

I mean other people, I believe you said it

[teal gazelle]

are you in game rn? How do you unlock it?

[arctic apex]

0 changes to bfr falloff why?

[wooden nexus]

theres been an update

[exotic current]

ok guys lets crowdsource a spellbreak private server ‼️

[robust lagoon]

DO ITT JOIN ME TWIN

[zealous marten]

That helmet is fire

[wheat cargo]

Cause to me there was something off, I don’t question any of that

[pulsar mauve]

That's what I mean, I posted clips and they said it looked the same.

[sinful tundra]

Yeah I think he realized how stupid he sounded and blocked me for it lmfao

[cedar trout]

REMOVE BFR from heavy class, it does not belong there outsniping SR84 and LH1 at range

Give it to Light class where it belongs

[covert flax]

as you can see
"tech" gets banned
which then kind of
makes the game smell like biowaste

[wooden nexus]

that is nice yea

[worn hearth]

how can I see all the esports bundles

[edgy river]

they really want to stall this event huh

[cerulean sparrow]

It SUCKS BROOO 🥀

[hollow basalt]

i thought i was the only one that had played that

[wheat cargo]

[stark stream]

Ok, sledge noreg should be fixed now, that's nice

[vital wolf]

Does this affect headshot kill rate? Or is it just getting the damage closer to breakpoints

[covert flax]

skill issue tbh

[bright lodge]

FUCKING 30?!
omg...

[pulsar mauve]

There are people here who would say I was wrong for saying that the sun is hot.

[zealous marten]

Oh wait, this is Way cooler

It's actually animated

[covert flax]

how many dailies are available a day
5?

[exotic current]

its possibly the only game ive ever enjoyed as much if not more than the finals

[wheat cargo]

It is pretty hot

[edgy river]

20 is already pushing it honestly

[stark stream]

Headshots should do 135 damage now so in terms of breakpoints nothing is really changed

[vital wolf]

Well at least the winch headshot thing won’t work anymore on lights

[stark stream]

You can still 3 shot a heavy with 2 headshots and 1 body shot as long as there's no falloff

[worn hearth]

they should’ve nerfed the hipfire too

[bright lodge]

Ik but its 6 days of dailies, i can't wait for almost a week of completing it 🥀

[versed sail]

Play for 6 days of the 14 day event

[stark stream]

Honestly legit wish they'd remove the stupid 5 damage on winch and lockbolt, idk why it's even a thing

[cold walrus]

Isn't it only 6 days worth of contracts for a two week event?

[rare tinsel]

Rip BFR TITAN sep 10-1 oct

[zealous marten]

Oh wait you can't buy the pieces with multibucks )))))):
I was hoping to get just the gateway skin

[vital wolf]

Fr it brings literally nothing good to the game lol

[edgy river]

6 days is quite the stall honestly. usually it's like 15-20

[stark stream]

It's not that big of a nerf bro, try it first

[trim rampart]

morning

[stark yoke]

Something wrong with ssg bundle ? Bought it but don’t appear on inventory

[hollow basalt]

im just sad i didnt play as much as i shouldve when it was around

[teal gazelle]

how do you get the fcar?

[pulsar mauve]

I should go to bed but I need to see if maybe, just maybe, they fixed Spear's lunge and didn't say anything. I mean the new mode is literally about using it.

[exotic current]

yeah..... yeah...... pour one out fr

[edgy river]

20 plays

[molten forge]

yeeaaah they gotta split the revenue with the team, harder to do that when you multibuck everything out

[wheat cargo]

It’s a dlc because they need to actually support the teams

[covert flax]

I swear bro Embark does not want me to enjoy my time with SMG2
they tryna get me to the game in this ho

[hollow basalt]

I already used all my energy drinks up I cant pour anything let alone pop or perform

[teal gazelle]

W! thank you!

[versed sail]

Spellbreak was peak

[cedar flare]

head 2 head had better contracts honestly

[exotic current]

i miss it so much man

[sinful tundra]

REAL

[zealous marten]

Is this not supposed to be animated? I think it might be bugged.
Every other led helmet and even the glasses have animation, but not this one.

There's no way this is the only one without animation

[teal gazelle]

Insanely based take!

[pearl snow]

mfw shields blocking melee attacks was a bug

[wheat cargo]

Embark Christian has worked and Embark for years

[native iris]

Just had my fourth match where the other two teams were all lights. Might tweak out, might not. We’ll see.

[pulsar mauve]

Like 7 religions use the term "Heaven."

[arctic apex]

Can these kind of contracts fuck off

[violet dirge]

no another na team got signed as pulsar blue, the one that lost was pulsar white

[lone valley]

anybody else not receiving the esports bundles after buying them?

[storm zealot]

my suggestion got through!

[void moss]

I believe he started the holy war back then

[pulsar mauve]

Needed to be more. Should be a slow projectile with drop, and hipfire should be bad.

[sinful tundra]

Somebody else earlier in chat reported the same issue

[acoustic nacelle]

Claw and bfr still broken
Claw gives 50 dmg
Bfr 90
Light player stands whit 10 hp now a quick attack solves

[civic hazel]

Yea I didn’t get shit

[rancid schooner]

W update.

[void moss]

Today i will kill all you heathens, back to hell where you belong

[cold walrus]

Not the place

[hollow basalt]

do you mean winch because thats 5 damage not 50

[lone valley]

any fix for it or anything?

[craggy remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-dog-rapping-chinese-dog-dog-rapping-real-chinese-dog-rapping-gif-1504268315183323274

[zealous marten]

omg embark said 69

[ebon bluff]

claw gives 50 dmg? what?

[pulsar mauve]

They haven't once said anything about me calling myself the fucking Pope of a fake religion, I don't think they're endorsing shit.

[versed sail]

A bunch of cosmetic updates but still can't use more eyes on the anime face 😞

[civic hazel]

I tried restarting the console but that didn’t work either. I posted in bug reports

[exotic current]

oh no someone didnt like your joke oh no

[ocean sigil]

@elder pewter will my crow on my shoulder be crowing?

[cedar flare]

Claw is 5 dmg

[wheat cargo]

My dude, please stop inventing. Let’s not make this a religion statement

[zealous marten]

Okay the new spear skin is pretty sick ngl

[void moss]

Anyone know if we can climb up the stairs and meet god? (Rob)

[storm zealot]

just watch what they say in two days

[bright lodge]

FUCK TRAFFIC JAM
IM NOT GETTING THE FINALS EARLY

[pulsar mauve]

First post sure didn't seem like one.

[hollow basalt]

I reply too

[covert flax]

so is this update good or nah

[cold walrus]

"Chill tf out" like I'm going haywire or something 😭

Bad joke regardless

[karmic valley]

They even made spear skins but nothing for bow

[pulsar mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/fullmetal-alchemist-funny-gif-14242656005418598333

[wheat cargo]

sure bud

[arctic apex]

Is this a console only issue?

[zealous marten]

Stop motion looking ahhh

[void moss]

May the lights be with you, amen

[civic hazel]

I’m not sure

[fiery ore]

just gonna drop this here

[worn hearth]

fair

[exotic current]

me when i get defensive about my bad joke

[sinful tundra]

The real W is the Seoul map change

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/fafo-findout-fuckaround-fuckaroundandfindout-you-gif-26826252

[covert flax]

can anyone show what it looks like

[void moss]

Im going to work right now....it fucking sucks

[zealous marten]

Gabriel deez nuts

[storm zealot]

holy crap