#⚡┇the-finals-chat
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wtf what rank was this
WT
2 probably
Of course @cyan agate liked this post
nah, im tainted
Hate this
i meant elo stinker
I managed to clutch both of the final double cashouts with gateway and vortex
How the hell do you even acquire the images to make this?
NINE JOKERS
Ohhhh then prolly 3 maybe 4
Got it from someone else
oh thats just plain out zorn ok
not how elo works :/
Maybe 6, 7?
this is not appropriate on this server.
playing a super risky game ruhroh
scores for the first two rounds before popping the final 2 vaults
then you, out of all people, would know what i refer to, rather than just 'anubis squad'
cuz i never know
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Oh I love balatro
@atomic seal
I love you.
I dont get it
😳
We should have this. I just got off from work ahahahaha
17 days till ARC
how much is balatro
wait I am wrong
what game has it even
I got it for free
16 days till arc
yea?
Did u buy the deluxe yet?
shit, its 10 bucks
If I was paid to bully u, how am I going to follow u into the unemployed lobby
It's october, you need to change your name
Oh its sept 30th for me
noo, skipping lunches atm
It's September 30th for me
nah its christmas
Time zones
Typo of the century
Oct. 2 ghost of meowtie
i don't
it does not feel right to struggle to breathe because of a cute little cat
Guys today is February 27th what are ya’ll on about?
Fixed it.
but😔spooky
Guys it's August 2nd 309 BC for me idk what y'all are on about
My bro and I game share on ps and he bought the deluxe arc raiders 🗣️🔥
It's 31st October
allergies💔
sure, what happens in 1999
not yet
Hello
fighting lights with evasive dash while using dual blades is like kicking myself in the balls
goo glitch trap
Oh damn its the 32nd of Noctember of -2109 DHJ for me
zzvvfvsbabbebtbbsbabs
The first of the Minoan palaces were built in Crete and the bronze age began in northern ancient china 🔥 🔥 🔥
i second this, or an arbalest of some sort
hey bailey!! #⚡┇the-finals-chat message
NOOO
https://tenor.com/view/gagaga-girl-gif-24082851
yugioh zexal
Oh and Pharaoh Mentuhotep II died
stop
can someone find me new lungs
buy iron lung the game
find me some too while youre at it
out of stock
i can hear this gif
asthma is a bitch
pay up pretty boy
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE
kkkrrr krrrkrr kkkkkkkrrrrrrrrr
I gotchu 🫴
skill .. awe I am sorry.
just Ghost in the Shell me at this point
just wait a few years, 2077 is right around the corner
i say that while coughing like an 80 year old
ghost in shell mentioned before cyberpunk????? old person
Just turn me into the Major, all I need to keep is my brain
no we will replace that with a new one
Cant wait for the robots to advance that way we start fighting them when they try to rebel, I’ll be sure to put a few clankers down
nah my brother's cat is here rn, it's an even dumber reason
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME
Can't wait for the future when AI hunts anyone who said the word "clan****"
if only the finals had better cats
I need to go full tech priest
then we will see who will be laughing
i have a 4050 but my game fps only consistantly reach 50-60 fps
cpu choke maybe?
cpu bottleneck
isnt the 4050 just dogshit ?
thats bad, especially the fact that I also just format my pc
warhammer 40k space marine 2
my cpu is indeed full
you are on top of the list mate
you got me there
real
so The FInals is a cpu heavy game?
yes
ngl the last game i see this fact is with TF2

Truth enforcer? What are 🤔 you doing here
and i guess no way to fix it other than switching cpu?
"I know that mf is a clanker, I just can't prove it"
my cpu is i5-12450H
where can i report a hacker?? i have 100% proof
big boy
Beeg man
help
Video reports channel, you might need to find it in the channels and roles thing
I desire good bfr skins expeditiously
embark is a bully 😭
big lady 🤔
are you on laptop?
i think you are
you should get constant 55-65 fps at low settings and balanced dlss
i would cap my frames at 65
Another big boy trust
-reports
Have you seen suspicious behavior in-game?
Send a report through the Social menu (ESC -> Social or press P). Press the icon near the player's nickname to report them.
If you want to make a video report, go here: #video-player-reports
You can also send detailed reports to our support team: LINK
You will have your display name and you’re gonna like it
big maanss
huge oof
here i thought my specs could at least 80fps consistantly
Lf1 40k
I needa change my display name at some point which is not this point.
Well when is at some point
4050 is entry level and i5-12th today is also entry lvl.
I love it when the game puts me up against a full coordinated team while my team is full of new players
Well its a point, and there’s some of it sooooo idk
So is it the point or not the point? Or are you saying there is no point it in yet but for the foreseeable future it may be a point at some point?
Quite the conundrum I’ve found myself in 🤔
yeah it happens often. you will get over it
Indeed quite a con-point-rum
Would eat
I think he means that there will be a point where there’s a point to change it but at this point there is no point and maybe never will be a point
Maybe the real point of it all was the points we made along the way
Okay so I cant aim for shit in WT but I suddenly can aim in powershift
You know we could kill a heavy with the amount of points we have
Different amount of stress
Yeah with a really pointy stick, like a lemon on a stick…or lemon on a point
Or maybe even a dagger
i think you got that thing folks at my country planet says..
You have got the D-lama, or dilemma. Not sure how it's spelled.
Or a cheese slicer
My medium is cursed man, I get great matches on every other class but the second I play medium its COOKED
Thats @rancid schooner
He got my best drip too 😔
drip based matchmaking
Gotta be my light is CHOPPED
ok
yes
mine empty cause i got no money
Credit card
i dont have one of those
have job
Gamble
sorry for the J word
Job
maybe by becoming as much as a caffeine addict as scotty yeah
buy, beg, borrow or bteal
Never thought I’d say it. Why does 60 fps look choppy on the finals on console?
b-but covid screwed my generation
Do you usually play on another platform? maybe you just got used to 120
wow job
why the glasses glowing
how do I grind for the vr thingies
bro thinks hes Alucard
freddy fazbear
Cuz Holtow is just so peak thats why
job psychological thriller
we both know these do nothing
I'm also your generation though
He looks like he takes rather enthusiastic walks
alright unc
have you never seen Hellsing?
I have actually
120 and 60 is totally different, people saying 60 is fine is just who never had 100+ fps gameplay
Lol my monitor settings got reset and my ps5 resolution changed. So when I was fixing it I played and noticed I was on 60fps, and ur 100 percent right I got used to 120hz
Just a silly little reference
Nooooo human can't see over 24fps🥀🥀🥀
I'm having trouble deciding between double shotty and sword cuz I'm okay-ish with both
i run 100fps and my monitor can go to 180 but cause it's a va i dont see the difference in 60 and it's 180
Noooo I need 2500 FPS or it looks bad!
Who the fucj uses VA panel💀
But why does my mouse get bigger when I switch from 60 to 120 fps? Is that a weird ass console only thing??
Heh you can see the animation switch in this gif
people who like shows
the broke ones 😭
Broke ones should use TN panal not VA panal💀
Shit I gotta do a Alucard fit for a Akimbo .50s build
Do you draw something?
-Nintendo fans
ninendo
Nendo
yeah but TN is ugly
No, Nintendo fans can admit that there's a difference, they're just too stupid to admit that it's a good difference
the finals on switch when?
fps is way too high
first game to run on negative frames per second
if you block someone does it ban them from your queue
Yeh so uhhh things are looking up
Bro I’m telling u I thought the jump from 30 to 60fps was great, but now that I consistently play on 120fps I can say without a doubt, 60fps is ahh
Egg
As expected
VA > OLED > IPS
this is what the chinese the finals players are going to have
Yeah I'm right here why
wow butt
There’s a Chinese version?
from what i saw my gpu usage only reach like,60% while CPU reach 80-99%
ye
Wow such incredible charecter design I'm totally going to play this game 🙄
Nvm then
Thats certainly a gif
the chinals
🇨🇳 
Woah thats alot of moner
THE FINALSSSS
The FINALS
I wonder if embark even wants everyone to know what type of content the chinals has
where's the press kit google drive link again
how tf do I deal with snipers on power shift
Could someone get The Finals translated into mandarin
Goo and shields
Powershift be shifting my mood to angery
goo on their scopes
Alternatively take one for the team and go hunt the snipers
shoot back
incredible speed thanks
me with sledgehammer:
So why does everyone go swords and turrets when they're losing
<3
it’ll be nice if goo had a pre placement image so yk what it’ll block 😪
Playing heavy and asking this as if you dont have dome, mesh, goo gun, barricade and goo-nade is actually crazy
wait there's only nozomi in arena screenshots ? i want the map thumbnails...
rather then just throw and pray 😾
Worst take I ever heard
goo shaped crosshairs?
I bought this pink bunny and its keeps staring straight into my eyes and talk about goo
when I put down barricades and dome shield on the platform they get vaporized by the enemy team
yes
approved
Well yeah, that's what happens when 5 people shoot a shield or barrier
then that's what I want to counter
you can’t lie it’ll be pretty cool
I just dive onto the platform throw down a turret and pray to god I get at least one
You can't counter people shooting unless you kill them. Or play Riot Shield.
Its fax tho. Ips got horrible contrast, oled has meh brightness and burn-in, meanwhile va is perfect
avoid the line of sight, approaching them face to face at distance is exactly what they want
occasionally you can make them fear by going to their hiding spot and killing them withing effective range instead of trying to prove you're a recoil control god
haven't tried riot shield yet
That or I charge and slam onto it and swing my hammer with reckless abandon
we need this as a face item
So what will be nerfed or buffed this Tuesday balance update?
kill them ?
Imagine monitor panel that has built in motion blur
not sure what you are saying but VA has best contrast only outplayed by OLED
believe me I tried that already
Specific monitor issue fr
meatspace pov
The junior mods better have their cute lil scout badges 😂
Me tryna figure out who to ragebait in chat
add me i’ll kill the sniper for you
Hi chat
Real
Greetings
Im sayin va is the best. I mean oled is almost as good but the brightness doesnt get as crazy and it can burn in
Aspiring
add me so i can carry u too
expensive VA monitor adding function as removing motion blurness vs cheap ips or tn just existing
Im built different when the snipers shoot me I die in real life as a power move
i agree only downside with VA is if the monitor overdrive setting arent perfect it'll have some stanky ghosting, i would know i have a va panel
I got my va monitor for $249 and it aint go no motion blur or ghosting
It even has hdr with dimming zones and is 1440p 180hz
someone add me to run it on rank 🙁
Just in case, can you see?
Yee
what rank are you
you sound too confident
I think your eye has problem
$250 for a higher contrast monitor is much better than $1500 for an oled of the same specs. Oh wait i miss read this 😭
Or the solution
tf was that 😭
If your eyes see ghosting then your eyes are an issue fr
Welp I'm happy with ips panel, I actually don't care tn panel though
It is not def outbeat OLED. You smoking something else
Tn is trash i hate it so much
the sponsors REALLY like this one team
good for fight games and fps games, and also cheap
Bad for anything
I mean, I only need to play game with this pc and what else
I love joining a match late, where one team has the final cashout at like 75% and no other team has claimed a cashout...
At least ips has good colors
So much fun. QP experience.
if this was requirement for playing the finals in meatspace I am staying as spectator 😭
I mean, cheaper
Tn offers nothing over any other panel
it is had one on a chromebook (was forced the chromebook apon me) and it made me cry
i think its more like ready player one
Ominous lighting bug
Better screen input lag
yeah but we have no confirmation it's either ready player one or cyberpunk-ish baths
Not inherently
im going with ready player one because of the coins on hit
RPO has that
Technically TN is most fast panel
Mfs arguing about screens 😭
I become death
and also high refresh rate
Rate the card
I need to refresh my memory on ready player one it was so long ago when I last watched it
with cheaper cost
Id rather have any other panel type and make up the difference in cost by getting smth smaller or smth
someone add me 🙁
suddenrock drip if it was actually good
if we are going there arent plasma displays like the fastest for response time?
Other panels have high refresh rates too
Holy ragebait
Level up those stats
What is plasma rate
@elfin jewel I mean its sensible it MUST be somewhere between Ready Player One and Cyber Punk 2077 cause look at this timestamp https://youtu.be/L0pt_v4cq4s?si=W9Lt8-8TKC-DVbJD&t=130
Hey suddenrock is my homie
plasma tv old tech from early 2000s but they had incredible response times
pc handheld guys will look at a handheld that has a star studded cast of excellent specs and then see the screen is lcd and say 'NO OLED NOT WORTH IT ITS BAD'
1 trillion kills by next week promise
jk jk luv u
Aight, imma wait for that Screenshot
in fact thats any tech thing. no oled and people go 'its shit'
Bet
and this is how we have 1350 dollar handhelds everyone :)))
you keep asking for oleds that dont exist and jack up the price to a ridiculous amount
CRT monitors? Yeah, but if you able to play at 320*144 kind of resolution
I was talking about the way you play the finals from meatspace, is it ready player one's station where you can just move 360 or cyberpunk's baths where you have to be submerged in one
I don't see how people turning into coins is related ngl 💀
So have they fixed the bullets blocking melee bug yet?
no not CRTs there is a difference
there ARE widescreen crts...
idk man i just see the connection here with VR, dystopian scene and coin drops on death
it clicks with RPO on my opinion quite well
I'm in pain
sus kyoto
At least it's not moving platforms
Kyoto’s the worst map in the game, please remove it Embark.
china gets fursuits in the finals before anyone else does smh
How to quick rank up to get voice chat permissions?
Gl bro🙏
what the hell
what the helly
what the helliante
hehe silver rn
The chinals
add me don’t hate
devs stated originally the concept wasn't coming from RPO but even if that's the inspiration they can still change the details like going from meatspace into the finals has one way or another, we've seen 0 lore material so far either are possible
Should've been us...
the legion go 2 is really really powerful and is pushing the envelope for pc handhelds
sadly
lego2 is 1350 dollars usd
i hope that arc raiders has the answers for that
i want at least ONE bit of material in ARC that will demonstrate the correlation of meatspace and the finals
I’ll take it as a no, I will continue to block Sledghammer right clicks by slowly walking backwards as light.
Can someone answer my question?
buffed healing and long range has turned the game into a meta of cowardice
like i wanna be in arc raiders and i suddenly stumble through a poster of The Finals, cans of ozpuse, etc etc
spectators literally get digitally uploaded
they are dead asf 😭
soulkiller type shit
Some of y'all light mains need to work on yourselves in the worst way possible
Healing got nerfed
this is why I've stopped playing
I don't want to fight damage sponges that get half their health back when I stop to reload my gun
better that way than inside a bath eh?
made it sound like I am afraid of showers gg
Your opinion’s irrelevant
I stopped playing because I want to heal damage sponges and recover half of their health when the enemy reloads
😭
say it with me, add sbmm to tdm
add sbmm to tdm
why the fuck was this a good idea btw
What’s your rank
it was a good idea btw, the changes brought demat and heal beam in line
fuck turret let it stay dead
the finals
It’s a great idea, nobody uses the healing beam and it underperforms in it’s intended function.
I should literally never even see a player under level 50 in my lobbies
I shouldn't breathe the same air as ppl who just installed
(least egotistical yuyu crashout)
they coulda left it at 40 and it would've been fine compared to demat
The only reason they buffed it was so people would start using it again
Yeah....and does it wrong?
Heal beam’s good, Light mains stay seething.
yep and people are using it
the heal rate is actually pretty ok rn with h+ and emitter in play
Actually still theres no reason to use turret over demat or healbeam, which is....kinda bad for game focusing on loadout and builds
Ts s so tuff 🥶
turret deserves a buff but nobody wants it to be annoying
Turret’s great lmao.
?
the only valid place to use turret is tdm because chances are at least two of the enemy team are bots that get killed by it for free every 30s
All forms of healing in this game are stupid and encourage really boring playstyles
FUCK NO
exhibit a:
Light main. ignored.
buff LIGHT
Actually PS is where turret being top tiet
I think if they buffed turret to be picked as much as beam the game would be very annoying to play at that point
nah fuck turret leave it bad and add a 4th medium spec
turrets should never be a real meta choice
turret is alr in good hands and I don't believe it deserves a buff because one wrong move and it's meta which is terrible
guys what's better AKM or FCAR
i dont want an oppressive turret but i think turret deserves a little buff
two turret
Turret has less DPS than a quick melee, is hard countered by 2 specs and 3 gadgets, and can easily be destroyed
turret is like the tdm spec
I see people with level 11 turrets constantly because they just run it in tdm and get 1k damage from it a game
Make it symetra turret
Not a light main, medium main, medium main chat is useless though so I have light role
its like the pike. buff it and its now meta. nerf it and its now dogshit
i feel like aps turret is kinda ass
The turret fills a more niche role than either the Heal beam, or demat.
While it’s own it’s not incredibly powerful or game changing when paired with a loadout focused around it’s presence it can bee annoying as shit.
riot shield + good grenade and mines go well with the turret.
It is actually ass
It has its uses tbh
it’s actually good
how???
maybe if turret was buffed BUT kept people at about 50 health so you have to finish the job yourself...
Okay this was funny
Preventing breaches and fighting grenade launcher users
In otherwords the turret’s role is to be annoying. It does this very well.
The ever so humble Data Reshaper
positioning, reflects the glitch nade, even gl
Gigachad data reshaper mains (literally only me)
i don’t know ion use it but i’ve played against players that position it good and man it’s annoying especially when i use the glitch nade
hey, these high tech military armaments look very scary! let me help you embrace the feng shui of the arena!
turns your turret into a potted plant
True true but i feel like it's just a waste of space
Lol
I don’t think i’ve ever seen the data reshaper used once in my entire time playing this game.
I see data reshaper used my entire time
it is, only time it’s prolly useful is when it’s a 1v1 (team wise)
I love fcar my beloved
What do y’all think about winch currently?
out of the game, right now
It’s good, didn’t understand the nerf tbh. Wish the charge didn’t suck nuts.
winch needs a nerf :(( i hate that if the heavy connects a winch im not able to play the game anymore
LMAO
If I ever have a teammate quit I jus troll people like this for no reason it’s funny
someone add me so we can run rank plz these lfg people suck :((((
I think a good nerf would be the pull stops if something gets in the way like a wall
i feel like my ranked loadout looks kinda ass
I think it needs buffs, it should instantly kill lights.
💀
Winch is by far the most unfun gadget to play against except maybe heal beam
I like being a little heal bot
Cry about it
That's uh, what I'm doing
dont interrupt a man enjoying their hobbies
I’m playing Pokemon TCG pocket
turret, gas mines and pyro nades]
I love healing, I love winching. Simple as.
[crying about it]
Book was better, movie was still good though
All 3 of those have easy counters tbh
double shotty or sword
Goo/smoke barrel, pyro barrel and smoke barrel again
mainly turret is basically the most counterable thing in the game
turret is a spec, same with heal beam and winch bruh
"Sure the winch has the potential to 1 tap lights and secure a kill on everyone else who gets close to me, sure it's unfun to play against, sure it's used by a vast majority of heavy players, but it's totally fair"
really what are there counters please tell me💔
Peak
...no
if the light has evasive dash winch is uesless
It is, don’t get winched.
he is the best player in the lobby
If the heavy can land the winch or bait the dashes then they're dead
if they bait the dash they deserve the kill, and also no if they hit the winch you escape, dash is faster then the cooldown after winching so you escape before they shoot
see guys winch is perfectly balanced as long as you dont get winched
said the heavies who use winch but suck otherwise
winch is pretty much a death sentence unless the heavy is at like 2/3rds health and you're playing with sword, its a little annoying
Just kill the heavy.
see guys winch is perfectly balanced as long as you kill the heavy
Yes, I will make sure to stay 12m from all heavy players, essentially never using a shotgun or melee again, and probably never ever co test an objective because I can't get close enough without being stunned and then taking 152 dmg instantly
Yup.
This is like if someone asked “how do I fly a plane” and you jus said “ah yeah mate you just hop in the pilots seat and fly the plane”
You could stick with your teammates too
hur hur skill issue
just equip evasive dash if ur using a shotgun or melee anyway bro
u guys think I'll win
imo, the weapons/gadgets that create the most interesting and engaging gameplay SHOULD be the best, but by a small margin. Perfect balance is impossible, so this is the next best thing. Most players would say demat is more interesting than healbeam
Yes my teammates save me from being stunned and pulled into a firing squad
Yeah
The whole point of winch is to displace you and remove you from your teammates
it's really, really hard to winch a light, from experience
right cause stinking to teammates and going within 12m means winch doesn't work
absolutely
wtf are you using
not "the best" but should have the highest reward, but the highest learning curve like risk for reward
no bruh thats an L right there. So many deaths
lemme join i'll make sure you cant
And it’s efficient at that, but if you have 2 and 1/2 guns pointed at the wincher, he’s not getting that kill.
dumb vs. dumber
It's not hard to land a winch at all, winch and a good team allows you hold objectives incredibly well
Yup
its true, whenever I see a teammate get winched I just shred the heavy before he can start shooting, remember the heavy is uesless during that animation aswell
I have fun being a little heal bot
the latter is kinda hard to get in solo queue
😔 my 49 hours in the game can't deal with winches
Winch BFR isn't meta or anything guys, I don't know why people would complain about it
its even WORSE when winch has a RETURN and can STILL winch you
thats the bullshit part. if you whiff you get a second chance
Yeah.
Grabs are unfun by default and the insane desync makes it worse
see i'll go 3-35 for you :3
the finals
the finals
dying is unfun too but its preventable
i want it in a fighting game but not an fps!!!
He improved
Yeah I can do so much after being shot, but if I get winched that's a free 150 damage, displacement and potentially more damage if their team isn't stupid
yes sir
Never had problems with the winch because i use the sledgehammer.
I do have problems with the spaghetti code turning bullets into physical objects and blocking melee swings though.
(Fix it embark)
jesus omg😭
pov game ends and this was his playercard
once again, we've explained how its not a free 150 damage
Sorry, free 152 damage
😭
the important part is it isnt free
Just 3 more to go 🐤
Medium demat famas main making up numbers
https://youtube.com/shorts/5YU01SnuFQc?si=eGih5a_4oZe5vsRF
...it kind of is free
💀
bro embark doesn't want me to win they fucking hate my guts
nerf titan
I feel that
i told you i would go 3-35 on you :3
"Well erm don't be within 12m!"
you'll notice its a light though, they can dash before the titan is shot 😭
light - dash - matter - goo invis gateway
Lights deserve it
i dont like losing all my control in a game which prides itself on player freedom
Actually no, there's a brief period where the light cannot dash and you can get a shot
same with shooting the gun
emotional control is the real end game
I don’t like losing my freedom (dying) in a shooter game
Winch disables; Gadgets, guns specs AND MOVEMENT for a brief moment
Nope, you can shoot before they can dash
oh my god it's 200k for the next level fuck off 😭
Nerf Cerberus, MGL, and spear :)))
New worst take just dropped
Blue skin best skin anyway :))))
Welcome to pain but it’s worth it for the glory
MGL’s goated
why the hell does lvl 10 lowkey look alr on m26
I don’t want Embark to touch my beloved MGL
that's different, y'see
usually if i die, thats on me and i couldve improved to stop that from happening
winch puts me on Mr Bones' Wild Ride and i get coined nearly instantly if im playing light
I like the skin progression even though the leveling is brutal
I only do it for things that have no good store skins
matter had the cns one from circuit but well I missed that bc I was sleeping on matter back then
real
As someone who has a job I’ve been chipping away at AK for so long and I’m only just now on the black leapord print
how good is M26?
high A tier for light but no one uses it bc it's kinda hard to ape with and not die
It's not about the gun, it's about the user
...
It's decent tbh
If you get winched that’s also on you, if you haven’t learned that simply sliding through heavies will completely discombobulate them afterwards giving you ample time to either kill them or escape, that’s on you.
Give Arc Raiders now
Looking to play ranked or world tour I can play heavy or medium with heal beams
i feel weird out by the pumping
ah yes getting winched behind a wall is on me
-lfg
Europe:
#lfg-eu-casual • #1290634115720286209 • #lfg-eu-ranked
North America:
#lfg-na-casual • #1290634275737305190 • #lfg-na-ranked
Asia:
#lfg-asia-casual • #1290634388014633054 • #lfg-asia-ranked
Oceania:
#lfg-oce-casual • #1290634528255246439 • #lfg-oce-ranked
South America:
#lfg-sa-casual • #1290635941211410443 • #lfg-sa-ranked
Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.
Yeah
Well stop fighting people and you won't die 🙄
True...
It’s the same as getting shot with a gun.
Want to play meridia?
you get used to it, same as how you get used to sa12 
it's like a model (pre-nerf) and sa12 had a baby and that was matter
imagine if we had 60tick servers :)) this wouldnt happen as often
play gmod enter sv_cheats 1 and then god on the console and you'll stop dying
i use Pike.
True...
It's absolutely bullshit that Heavy can win engagements with their free 152 damage button while I have... a watered down demat, neat
I was gold 3 last season solo queue
ada says, NOT mentioning that they're actually slapping people with a fish
gonna try the light baby pump gun
67
huh... i wonder why theres a comedically large shadow in the shape of the word 'SINS' rapidly growing above my head!
because u have sins inside ur heart..
man i sure hope nothing bad ha
Anyone want to play? I can play medium with heal beam,
pls tell me lvl 12 matter isn't gonna require 250k
love to have a good first game of the day
Should’ve demated your team’s cashout for no reason
crazy
does it even matter
Anyone lookin to play I can play medium with heal beam,
-lfg
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Okay
walker why did I get scammed out of the command what did you do
Nice teeth
morning chat
funny matter 3k I got this morning
yo anyone able to go hit up my tiktok? @spring ingot
rigging it so you are the one to trigger it, I see how things are
niceeee
Do you think they'll add toto africa
seems like it's spooktober...
goontober
I still got 2 hours, just doing paper work 🥀
Put on the yuno miles
FUCK I need a costume still, can't hand out candy as a "Mountaineer" again
(It was just a jacket and ski goggles)
crazy
put fishbowl on head = juno
spooktober, finally a new wheel and hopefully more aliens
If I didn't get my haircut I probably could've pulled that off
Then why'd you get it cut
Has anyone experienced losing despite being on the platform in power shift?
if I liked halloween I would have an excuse to spend a fuck ton of money to cosplay my sona
Yeah too many people
October
people who wished to become catgirls when they wake up as girlcats
it does matter it seems
I'm so excited to hear Thriller, Monster Mash, Ghostbusters and some other song I've forgotten on loop at supermarkets 🗣🔥
The best part about Halloween is that my neighbour's don't do anything so I have no competition.
mornin
There's a guy up the road who hands out tequila though
Mornin
is goo gun + flamethrower a good combo
In Australia no one really does it
Holy shit Australia really is hell on earth 😭
best thing about Halloween is i stay my ass indoors and chill...
Ok Scrooge
nice
I personally use it with barricade heal emitter and gas nade
"heavy revolver isn't overtuned"
australia to me is a mythical land of specialty coffee
its just boring ma fault. i mean go out to get other mfs food. na bru im not dressing up like a twat for half a twix im sorry
and i must make a pilgrimage to melby
genuinly how did you see him
thats perfectly fine what are you talking about
is that a good loadout?
the shitty pixelation makes it hard to see on the vid but pretty clear on monitor
Our coffee is great but its priced so highhhh
makes sense
BFR gun emote that have a "Bang!" flag coming out of the barrel?
i love how starbucks FAILED in australia. i fucking love you guys
Yeah it's boring because we're not 8 years old. I don't do it because I find it fun, I do it because I'm sure that the 17th moron to pass by my house in a Mario costume probably wants chocolate and a "Wow, nice costume!"
we just have 'Zaraffas' its pretty much the same thing
oce is so ass wdym 31 minutes for tdm 😭
yeah you have to wait til night time 🙁
That being said I'm totally gonna sit at the front door and speedrun Celeste or something while I handout candy
fair point but still. ion see the point in halloween. i mean yh its something to do. but dont come knocking on my door ion got nun fo u
Esports ready
Guys remember when the finals was all about the hammer working as an actual sledgehammer and one tapping every enemy
I sure don't remember that
at least we get 7pm wt
Moving platform Kyoto, that doesn't count
quick question I've been playing from open beta up to probably season 5 then played off and on season 6 to early season 7 then stopped now i come back here at season 8 and play quick cash and it feels like I'm playing world tour why does it feel like I'm being matched with the sweatiest players known to man when i just wanna play get a few kills and not get absolutely rolled in ever match
personally getting hit through a wall by a fuckass hammer is my fav thing about this game
Well I'm not saying you have to dress up and hand out candy but I'm sure the little crayon munchers like it
also maybe skill issue 
you mean charcoal?
Happens in every game with a skill ceiling unfortunately…
Mordhau, my beloved
like minded about the crayon munchers thing.
you are being matched with sweaty players
sbmm in this game notoriously, uh, doesn't exist
Anyways I'm still open to ideas for a costume
dress up as big d randy
Guiness beer industrialist
Who? Wait nevermimd
sadly i dont think the whole 'sbmm was the reason why everyone's sweaty now' thing actually existed and we as gamers have just gotten sweatier/better at fps games
WHY no sbmm 😭
I'm just waiting for Nueralink users to get on and wipe everyone, leading to some sort of robot-racism thing in gaming
not enough players, queue times will be crazy if sbmm is introduced
LMAO
they hate us we're just here to fund arc raiders development at this point
vaiiya chipheads need to stay in the cpu die factory
Just dress up fancy and act like you're the owner of the means of production in 1844
the pop up ads on my neurolink...
20,000 players isnt enough???
there's sbmm but lack of players makes it hard
I could probably pull that off tbh, I have a suit and I imagine a hat wouldn't be too expensive
for todays standards no not really ngl
Get an actually high quality tophat. If you buy any tophat it'll look goofy in the bad way
20,000 peak over what, 5 servers?
3 cus SA and OCE aren't real lol
Then again we don't really know console numbers right
damn thats true didnt think about that
unevenly spread across 5 servers... no.
Course we do
At least 2 of them. The rest are bots
there are more console players than pc players, i am one of them
lol
and i like to think im good at the video game but yknow maybe im not
truly a
moment
same but but I'm probably ass
Embark, why give goo gun full auto but also bloom?
No one's really good at anything
They just gave time to kill and end up accumulating portifolio to get dopamine easier from that said game and more efficiently
SBMM muhfuckas complaining about how they can’t play casually then, due to their own skill level being fairly high, get paired against other sweats lmao.
oh my god the gateway winch happened again 💀 I survived this time though mf

omg another odilia fan, i have an entire loadout slot dedicated to her
summercrow is my vibe
you zooming down like that looks kinda cool tbh
there IS a fic in the work giggles
kwando you've spent like the past hour trying to ragebait arguments with everyone ignoring u go to sleep silly
Honestly I wish they never made Goo Gun full auto, or made full auto the alt fire. Literally 0 reason not to do that.
STRAIGHT OUT OF A FUCKING CARTOON LMFAO
no im straight ass going 3 matches without a single kill and still being put against players that pack my shit up
from the other perspective 💀
Since when did goo gun have full auto alt fire
I right click and it does nothing
you see the diffrence between me and a average rage baiter?
ough I'm still sick
yeah you stink more
shut up, ass dookie
see youre still mad about it after all this time
nerd
Hit em with the rolecism 
I guess I also accidentally hit my mouth at night because my tooth hurts

how the hell did you manage to do that
Do you wear a retainer? Could be that
Who up maintaining they dental work
wait no it ain't my tooth there's a weird little round thingy (idk what to call it) inside my inner cheek
my mouth is so strange that i cant wear a retainer anymore. i have a tooth in the roof of my mouth
my teeth are british, just in stealth mode
Emergency tooth
yeah my inner mouth seems a bit sensitive now
I still find it weird wearing a retainer and it's been like, 4 years
reviewing clips today and just realized 3 of those mfs on the opposite team switched flamethrower for me 😭
Canker?
also no I don't
Stupid dentist said I have to wear it for life and sold my parents some bullshit insurance plan lmfao
Oops guys I got unlucky in the first round, lets lose 3 1st place wins of progress (Great ranked system)
you wouldn't lose if you didn't main dual blades 
I had 2 different cheaters in tdm today 😩
Brother had the turn radius of a fucking titanic bruh what the hell was that from the heavy
HOLTOW retainer insurance
If someone steps on it after you get coined, you're insured
No but actually we were gonna win but then 2 teams spawned on me when I was list live
yeah the clip isn't impressive bc they're bad I just found it funny it was 3 whole ass flamers
idk
I guess I might've accidentally bitten my cheek while sleeping
that's why it feels irritated and actively less and less worse
if you think they're bad at the game wait till you see my gameplay
it's enough to kill a victorian era child and then some
(I love self diagnosing I fucking suck at self diagnosing)
Anyways imma go to bed
Have this
my rog ally staring at me like the green goblin mask
duag
Not bad gameplay at all, heavy threw hard is all 😔
Why people talking about P90's DPS like it's low?
Xbox rog ally (it's "green"):
I could never with anything that wouldn’t be a steam deck tbh
Do you guys think they're gonna nerf the P90 on thursday
if im honest im very excited for the xbox rog. not because of the hardware but because ill be able to get the full screen experience on my rog
p90 is strictly just an okay weapon, it's probably the most "okay" balanced gun on release they've ever done
its not s2 93r lmaoooo
wdym fullscreen?
hammer jumpscare x 2
the streamlined frontend similar to steamos microsoft developed for the xbox rog, itll be available to all windows handhelds and the rog ally and rog ally x specifically
itll free up space with the cpu and ram!!!
ooh so because of the Xbox rog, all windows handhelds (including yours) can use it?
There aren’t enough hammer heavies in the world
putting this in my montage
(I will never make one that's too much work)
tbh Microsoft is kinda nice for that
not gatekeeping a frontend only on their newest device
YA!!!
No one gets that lucky 😰
Well atm there's an exploit to make it basically worthless sooo
im very excited because it means ill get better framerates on my rog
oh yeah right frontends affect performance
Yes. It's in the perfect spot. Does not need any changes
michaelsoft binbows
1% better dps on medium
gamebreaking stuff
plus navigating windows on a handheld is a hell id never wish on my worst enemies
Let’s get 1% more damage on the bfr titan 
REMOVE KYOTO
me hearing the your team got wiped out sound for the 524093563434892370589475th time:
I've only got experience on android based frontends and... they don't really change the performance because my handheld has ass performance
only thing they do is force me to configure my emulators and resetting ISO files again
Fuck this game man. GOo Gun just doesn't work on moving platforms. So cool.
where else im gonna goo
goo used to feel so much less clunky
could goo gun ppl midair with high reliability and such
That is a shame
windows isnt optimised for gaming like steamos or bazzite is, so it runs regular windows things in the background [like... tracking and spying on you...] which is Bad on a handheld because if youre trying to run modern games like the finals you need all the help you can get

yeah that's true
bazzite isn't real word
thankfully this game runs great at 60fps with settings that make it Pretty Enough. textures and post processing do a lot of heavy lifting
Finally got the Trentila Dagger Circuit reward.
Arc raiders on a handheld would go unbelievably hard
Goo Raiders
Surely there’s something out there with about as much power as a 1050 ti
the steam deck is kinda in that tier iirc
Curious to see how it’d run
nvm just checked its like slightly less powerfull than a 1050ti
I love losing purely because of pure Embark jank.
i love losing because i said fuck the objective and pushed people like a rabid dog
guys did we reach the finals yet
nah man come back tomorrow and check again
awh man
If you can't make shit work right on moving platforms, delete them.
im reaching
okay wtf are you doing shooting people with a goo gun bro
I felt that keyboard mash at the end in my soul
That's literally what you're supposed to do with it.
He’s gooing
gooing gooing, gone
No it’s not, it’s something you can do, it’s used for fortifications
It lets you apply burn while not getting shot, when the shit fucking works.
there is! the z1extreme chipset is about as powerful [at max wack wattage] as a gtx 1650
use it for stopping steals not holding people back
that wasnt what you were doing
I was trying to do that the stupid shit doesn't work on moving platforms. Notice how I hit the heavy and the goo doesn't stop them at all.
it broke
Rewatch. I hit the heavy, which normally means it blocks and breaks, but the platform just moves them out of the goo, and it never breaks.
playing the finals at 30 watts on the z1extreme is genuinely really fun
It literally did not.
its dangerous. i can play this god awful game wherever
🥹
Im hoping for something with steamos but the legion is kinda the only other handheld I’ve seen
gravity
That is just a completely unrelated word.
a used legion go [not the legion go s] will get you there
be VERY careful regarding the go s, as it can have the z2go chip instead of the z1extreme chip
make sure youre getting the z1extreme chip, as thats the more powerful chip
Platforms do weird shit sometimes.
Might as well just say "blue" and it would have the same weight.
please also know that pc handhelds are in their infancy atm. you can get a used rog ally z1extreme and be very happy
okay
PREACH SCOTTY
imagine moving platforms stopped moving 🤯
why does 4 revives when my teammate has 7 total deaths only count as respectable on the player eval screen
"You know what they say: Suck less; Success."
birthday goose
A quote from our beloved Mr. Scott Tea.
the earth would explode

Happy birthday goose, hope it was a good year
The fina
So close...
when you didnt get the last cashout 😔

Poor kid got sniped.
the cia done got you before you could finish 😔
who else moving to china to play the chinals
yo
I want that EpiPen skin
ls
bro got defibed all good
late defib
When are we getting the mann co. Sponsor
they got medical curtains for barricade skin 😭
five hundred years
REMOVE KYOTO PLEASE DEVS we gave it a good go
I fucking hate the anubis mask because I've already seen the damage it has done for the game
Shit, it's Wednesday
M11 and P90 both suck because they're the "I can't aim" weapons but without the low DPS of Flamethrower.
what if we can play poker against other teams in vegas map
Note, didn't say OP, low skill.
what if we can use earned money to spin the slots on vegas
whaaaaaaat
I've got like 450 mil lying around I gotta spend it eventually 🥀
yo head to head is mad fun
W embark. let's me play a less chaotic game and still get that Finals originality
I also hate how there's a person trying to normalize the horrible usage of that headwear
What damage?
Good question 🔥😅
"hate" "hate" "hate". I would think you're talkin about bugs and crashes but bro talkin about cosmetics
Really? H2H puts me to sleep
Ok but I like outsniping a sniper at 31m with the m11
What is the Anubis mask beef? Like what?
My brain got damaged
Why are we hatin on le jackal what happened
tell me this doesn't fucking suck (not my outfit btw)
Very cool fuck you, Embark 
So are you saying the reason the anubis is bad is because mfs have no taste
Idk, it's random ahh moment
looks like someone from Mushroomhead 👀
Put it on a heavy
LOL, ABOUT TIME
no taste?
more like bad taste
trying to normalize literal sexual stuff
???
welp time to stop having files on your pc ig
What? What? Huh? What? Huh?

what
I don't even wanna explain because I will get banned not the guy who made that
@atomic seal what just happened 
What dark corners of the internet are you lurking on 💀
I spent 3 hours revamping my Fallout 76 house
go to bed
go to ur face gotem lolol
Its too late Embark. I already finished the final round you didnt kick me in time 
sick tricks
How is the egyptian god of death a sexual thing
physics
Yw.
i think i broke those
guys we should have quick cash but with 8 teams
YES
Fysics
10 vs 10 when
10 teams
PHysics? I miss launching buildings. T.T
8 teams 1 box
the outfit is a reference to something insanely bad
exact;y
With my teammates I feel like we're 3 different teams, so that's 5 💀
what in what now
A lot of people read my name fY - sics. It's just physics but with an F guys. Not pronounced any differently btw
Teamer? I hardly know 'er!
Lmao
Thank you physics
oh yeah how do I know about these things?
the person who made the outfit also forced me to learn about these things without my consent
Observe:
He’s saying anubis looks like a gimp costume (it does lmao)
fisiks 
Chat I think invictus watches too many adult videos
fish
Its like that painting software
If you spell it like that from now on, I won't be disappointed but impressed
NO I DON'T
I WAS LITERALLY GROOMED TO LEARN ABOUT THOSE