the-tavern

[final monolith]

wait i didnt get intellectually mogged 🙁

[snow stream]

Second time I’ve made him leave chat today

[raw scarab]

I mog on your maternal figure every night pal sugma

[snow stream]

Thank you Tavern

[final monolith]

mog me plz 🙁

[wise galleon]

you're being called rn

[snow stream]

In every film i watch... 😏 I'm on the side of the bad guy 😳 😎

[drowsy valley]

Thyawn, message = gone

[tender void]

😏

[raw scarab]

In every film i watch... 😏 I'm on the side of the bad guy 😳 😎

[drifting scaffold]

In every film i watch... 😏 I'm on the side of the bad guy 😳 😎

[drowsy valley]

how many times do I need to tell you Thyawn

[granite lark]

Ch ud Chat Maxxing. Go to sleep boys. This shit is peak loserness

[drowsy valley]

cant believe we cant say Ch*d

[granite lark]

Korean braindeadddd

🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

[wraith solstice]

Is using grimvault considered cheating?

[drowsy valley]

tf is grimvault

[drifting scaffold]

not yet at least. sdf told the dev it’s fine

[tepid spindle]

Peak Loserness while u have a 15 hour marathon on dark and darker, u in the same boat bro

[snow stream]

Chat

[drifting scaffold]

In every film i watch... 😏 I'm on the side of the bad guy 😳 😎

[drowsy valley]

In every film i watch... 😏 I'm on the side of the bad guy 😳 😎

[snow stream]

Can we get a ping for our favorite vtuber?

[drowsy valley]

LOL

[snow stream]

All together now guys

[tepid spindle]

@wise galleon in every film i watch... 😏 I'm on the side of the bad guy 😳 😎

[spark dagger]

What does the LAD changes mean? It already was a one time use, that's why they brought 7 or 8 LADs pro session

[wraith solstice]

Overlay that estimates item market price while you're in dungeon

[snow stream]

@wise galleon in every film i watch... 😏 I'm on the side of the bad guy 😳 😎

[drifting scaffold]

I think killing that once and for all

[drowsy valley]

I dont believe that is cheating no as long as its not giving you an unfair advantage

[timid cobalt]

why put a Blocade on my love IronBurger maintenance?! on this fine morning !!

[drowsy valley]

and that doesnt seem that unfair

[wraith solstice]

I don't think so, just a qol thing

[spark dagger]

So now it pops per Character not per LAD? This would be good news

[drowsy valley]

they are anti fun

[drowsy valley]

Blocked by the same hand that reached down to put it back in 😎 😆

[snow stream]

Lol

[drowsy valley]

all you ladys pop your lads like this

thyawn I have outlawed you speaking

why do you keep trying

:D

[peak tinsel]

my tung tung :(

[drowsy valley]

@red arrow are you genuinely chat banned or do you just keep deleting your own comments

[red arrow]

but tung tung

[drowsy valley]

holy shit the outlaw is over

I have allowed you to speak now

[drowsy valley]

big tripple T

[surreal bronze]

TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHURR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[drowsy valley]

there is a scribe with fem in their bio yet I cant say it??

fem👦

[wraith fulcrum]

🤨

[peak tinsel]

🔥 🏀

[abstract sigil]

guys i havent played in a while, what arrre the besst classes rn?

[peak tinsel]

druid club

[drowsy valley]

most classes are balanced except for sorc and plate warlock

[wraith fulcrum]

xd, balance this game ?

[peak tinsel]

🧊 🏹 🐲

[alpine stump]

Lad price are gonna drop spoko hard

[drowsy valley]

they keep getting closer and closer to it then keep messing it up

[alpine stump]

From 1mil per piece to 50k

[drowsy valley]

time to cop one and resell it halfway into wipe

[alpine stump]

Yee

All the rmtrrs bought for 10mil gold worth of dollar already

[wraith fulcrum]

ironmace never fails

[alpine stump]

And now it's worthless

Nicee

[iron parcel]

Ironmace can nerf every class. Ironmace can nerf every weapon. Ironmace can nerf every gear piece in the game. They can delete perks, destroy builds, gut metas, buff my enemies, and send my favorite setup straight into the dungeon graveyard. But they can't nerf me.

Because I wasn't carried by stats. I wasn't carried by gear score. I wasn't carried by balance patches. I was forged in 3 AM goblin caves. Tempered by third parties. Strengthened by getting one-tapped by players 400 levels higher than me. Every nerf only makes me stronger. Every patch note is a training arc.

Take my damage. I'll swing harder. Take my movement speed. I'll walk menacingly. Delete my class. I'll reroll and still find you. Nerf my weapon. I'll kill you with a torch and bad intentions.

Ironmace can nerf everything I own. But they can't nerf raw aura. They can't nerf delusion. They can't nerf the demon

Ironmace balances the game. I balance the ecosystem.

[peak tinsel]

chat is that rizz

[drowsy valley]

👍

[iron parcel]

can we buff demon overseer please its too easy to farm

[fickle mango]

how so

[peak tinsel]

buff bola goblinslingers

[iron parcel]

takes like 5-10 tries to learn

[alpine stump]

I agree, seal of dominion prices dropped so hard because of how easy it is

[limpid lion]

how every boss should be

[alpine stump]

The influx of them to the market is too much

Worthless quest item

[glacial chasm]

They didn't drop, they are over 70k now.

[iron parcel]

the reason the seals are expensive because its quest item not because its hard boss

[alpine stump]

They were 100k

[iron parcel]

when wtf?

[glacial chasm]

No they weren't.

[empty wren]

Buff stingray and enxtend its aoe

[iron parcel]

never been 100k u liar xD

[glacial chasm]

Seals haven't lost value, and they won't.

[peak tinsel]

what the hell is stingray

[glacial chasm]

Stingray is a boss located on Maelstrom in the bottom right corner of the map.

[peak tinsel]

maelstrom isnt real

ironhammer propaganda

[glacial chasm]

[valid heron]

is it done

[compact jackal]

who has 5$ on the update being delayed another hour

[valid heron]

the update

[glacial chasm]

Two more minutes on the timer.

[strange light]

the patch is so massive you have to wait a bit longer bro, chill
big W patch

[sand linden]

Yo why did they decide to make the map random eatch game for spawn rushing?

[iron parcel]

@wise galleon wait i know you, you are the scammer in trade chat

[drowsy valley]

just for them to hit us with the "time has been extended for 2 hours due to an error/glitch"

I FUCKING CALLED IT

[strange light]

nailed it

[limpid lion]

you lost

[glacial chasm]

They just did

[fickle mango]

how does one scam in dark

[iron parcel]

lmao

[drowsy valley]

LOL

[static trail]

3 fixes. extended

[peak tinsel]

WHAT

[turbid elbow]

pauL

[glacial chasm]

Peak timing honestly.

[forest crag]

i guess fk oce once again

[worldly heart]

HOW TF DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY FUCKING TIME WITHOUT FAIL HOLY SHIT

[valid heron]

its always

[dusty shale]

4hours for a fix kinda crazy

[peak tinsel]

nerf terry

[mellow moss]

UNFORTUNATELY

[tender void]

[fallen valve]

HAHAAAAAA. WAIT LONGER YOU FREAKS. RRRAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[harsh phoenix]

gg

[little tundra]

LOL 2 hours fuck that im gettinga job

[valid heron]

deadass its always like this

[compact jackal]

classic dark and darker

love this game

[mellow moss]

Hey devs if you want to learn basic devops hmu

[wraith estuary]

ahahah CLASSIC

[calm wedge]

ig i wont get to play tonight rip

[stable flint]

It’s comedic bro

[north parcel]

working night shift is cursed for trying to play this game. major patches are right when i get off work. minor patches (that take 6 hours somehow) are on my days off lmao

[bleak coyote]

Delayer and delayer

[violet sand]

LOL 2 hours fuck that im getting a job

[brave wharf]

2 MORE HOURS FOR SOME BUG FIXES

[woven geyser]

2 extra hours for the small update xd, bring sdf back

[fallen valve]

🫵 😄

[drowsy valley]

I fucking called it right on the dot

[sacred meadow]

2 hours cmon man

[void elbow]

just add 2 hours on the first announcement god damn

[slow plank]

Paul you know sometimes you dont hav eot let us know the bad things

[drowsy valley]

im saying

[bitter aurora]

i do love an extra 2 hours on a friday night

[stable flint]

Goodnight chat

[tired urchin]

WHO WAS THE GUY WHO JINXED IT AND SAID 2 HOUR EXTENSION BAN HIM

[snow stream]

the internet is still real life, if you killed someone online there just aren't repercussions, cyber bullying is still a thing and can get you locked up in jail so yeah when someone can kill themself and blame you and you get punished for it apologies are the polite thing, never required and especially not owed.

[forest crag]

fuck u paul

small pauls

[cyan gull]

back from work and i need to whait 2 more hours .-.

[snow stream]

the internet is still real life, if you killed someone online there just aren't repercussions, cyber bullying is still a thing and can get you locked up in jail so yeah when someone can kill themself and blame you and you get punished for it apologies are the polite thing, never required and especially not owed.

[abstract sigil]

r servers up?

[strange light]

yes lil bro, hop in

[drowsy valley]

fuck man I was right on the dot, literally 30 secs before they extended it I called that theyd extend it for 2 hours

[snow stream]

New copypasta just dropped. Original is in #game-discussion

[glacial chasm]

Tell me my future please 🫂

[forest crag]

ur not a therapist ur a 300kg loner

[snow stream]

Copypasta

[cobalt bone]

very cool company 4 hours for a ranger perk

[mild berry]

lmao

[midnight skiff]

Has there ever been a patch that hasn't been delayed?

[fast dune]

I guess they dont have TEST SERVER TO TEST UPDATES SO THEY CAN PUT THEM ON LIVE SERVER ONCE WITH NO EXTENDING THE TIME

[drowsy valley]

youre going to get a catice next time you go bossing

[peak tinsel]

the internet is still real life, if you killed someone online there just aren't repercussions, cyber bullying is still a thing and can get you locked up in jail so yeah when someone can kill themself and blame you and you get punished for it apologies are the polite thing, never required and especially not owed.

[glacial chasm]

Thank you. 🫂

[tired urchin]

theres test servers????

[tender void]

This will be the first night the wife gets beat to pulp. Learn to patch your game on time.

[tired urchin]

💀

[snow stream]

the internet is still real life, if you killed someone online there just aren't repercussions, cyber bullying is still a thing and can get you locked up in jail so yeah when someone can kill themself and blame you and you get punished for it apologies are the polite thing, never required and especially not owed.

[random stream]

with the blacksmith launcher yes

[peak tinsel]

the internet is still real life, if you killed someone online there just aren't repercussions, cyber bullying is still a thing and can get you locked up in jail so yeah when someone can kill themself and blame you and you get punished for it apologies are the polite thing, never required and especially not owed.

[drowsy valley]

least harsh reaction to patch extension

[queen temple]

every single time I want to randomly play this game there's a patch

[turbid elbow]

if only we had the tech to test a patch

[drowsy valley]

in every film i watch... 😏 I'm on the side of the bad guy 😳 😎

[random stream]

👀

[urban bison]

the internet is still real life, if you killed someone online there just aren't repercussions, cyber bullying is still a thing and can get you locked up in jail so yeah when someone can kill themself and blame you and you get punished for it apologies are the polite thing, never required and especially not owed.

[abstract sigil]

mmmmm match

[snow stream]

It's a sign

[mild berry]

god is saving you

[tired urchin]

im tired of pretending like dungeonborne wasnt the better game

[peak tinsel]

the internet is still real life, if you killed someone online there just aren't repercussions, cyber bullying is still a thing and can get you locked up in jail so yeah when someone can kill themself and blame you and you get punished for it apologies are the polite thing, never required and especially not owed.

[drowsy valley]

it wasnt

[tender void]

Greed is Good was kinda fire

[drowsy valley]

if it was better why is this game still around and DB isnt

[snow stream]

Medieval extraction games

[drifting scaffold]

it sucked butt

[calm wedge]

db had some nice QOL stuff but outside of that it was trash

[mild berry]

honestly can't believe he was that bothered by me stating he forgot an apology XD "My apology is me not taking this further" was a fire reply though.

[drowsy valley]

I need me a extraction game but its only animals

[snow stream]

Zoo

[mild berry]

Furry DaD

[snow stream]

Harambe: Extraction

[heavy topaz]

the isle?

[drowsy valley]

like the penguins from madigascar

[snow stream]

Yes

[drowsy valley]

penguin extraction shooter

[snow stream]

Kowalski

[mild berry]

probably exists and is better than actual DaD, furries are actually goated when it comes to programming

[snow stream]

Los pinguinos me la van a mascar

[upper smelt]

Listen heree bud 2 more hours my boy moe is trying to play the game

[snow stream]

Galabaddy @surreal pebble

[drowsy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-angry-furious-fuming-mad-gif-17841869167183441241

my genuine reaction to time extension

[surreal pebble]

Say what now

[mild arch]

have they ever put out an update that didnt need extended downtime?

like be honest

[mild berry]

yes, game release

[drowsy valley]

yes. but not very often

[mild arch]

ts got delayed months

[drowsy valley]

give us all gold coin bags for extension

[mild berry]

"A wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he means to"

[mild arch]

atp just say updates are gonna take 12h and let ppl be happy when theyre shorter

[drowsy valley]

the galahad has appeared.

[grim python]

2 hours is just the template it really means 15m-12h

[drowsy valley]

@snow stream why did you summon him

[surreal pebble]

My quest for the grail has brought me to your shores

[mild berry]

honestly I'd keep being late for the memes at this point ngl

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-sorry-gif-9638690

[peak tinsel]

🎊

[formal flare]

Guys is it true that all sorcerer players like men?

[thick ocean]

am i tripping or did the downtime get extended?

[snow stream]

I've been summoning people today. Three so far.

[peak tinsel]

🫃

[drowsy valley]

summon SDF back so he can ruin the game more

[peak tinsel]

do not do that

[errant crown]

I thought it is a Tarkov maintenance lol

[orchid lantern]

havent touched this game since the 2nd goblin floor released. Hows the game looking?

[drowsy valley]

laggy

[fluid citrus]

is it really another 2 hours?

[drowsy valley]

most likely yeah

[orchid lantern]

i was reading the patch notes and i thought they fixed the lag

[fluid citrus]

im so sad

[orchid lantern]

is goblin caves still packed on solo or what map is the move rn

[surreal pebble]

Could one of you kind souls help me out. I snagged the game off steam yesterday and played 1 run before heading into work.

Now every time I try to launch the game I get a “windows cannot access the specified device, path, or file” error message and saying it has something to do with permissions. I’ve run it as admin, checked to make sure it’s not a firewall issue, etcetera etcetera. Anybody else ever had this issue??

[static trail]

suspended on league and dark and darker down. might have to turn to valorant

[tender void]

HR gc has players on NAE

[drowsy valley]

sadly

[cinder dove]

did rogues get halbred this patch?

[mild berry]

who hurt you? Your life is unnecessarily cruel

[snow stream]

NOOOOO

[civic hearth]

Isn't there a way to sue DND because of forever lying to the community ?

[static trail]

what can i do...

[snow stream]

She's a very very sad creature (LoL player)

@static trail amogus?

[orchid lantern]

??????????????????

[cinder dove]

IS HALBRED ROGUE THIS PATCH OR NEXT

[static trail]

wow

[wild shale]

halberd for all

[static trail]

strong barbarian catches sneaky rogue and makes him pay

[snow stream]

Stop saying this shit dawg

[cinder dove]

:/

[mild berry]

fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, DISHONOUR ON YOU, DISHONOUR ON YOUR FAMILY, DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW.

[static trail]

okay buy it seems my choices are valorant or valoratn

[drowsy valley]

step rogue gets stuck, strong barb helps him out

[snow stream]

I have a recommendation

[static trail]

im on valorant.

[cinder dove]

u recon warlocks have small peckers

[rancid thorn]

STOP FKING extending the downtine for a simple patch notes bro the games 6 years old get a grip

[mild berry]

druid petplay when?

[snow stream]

No you are not.

[static trail]

my druid name is puppyirl

[tender void]

Thickest meatball fighter demolishes undergeared hide rogue with lanterns turned off.

[civic hearth]

I swear there's never been an update in time since 3 years

[mild berry]

real shit

[snow stream]

I don't recon on those, no.

[snow stream]

weskerskitten

[civic hearth]

evrytime the same message : sry for the inconveniance, suprise bug ! NOP WAY ?? HOW COULD IT BE ?

[static trail]

who wants to buy me the duo bundle on valorantr

[cinder dove]

barbarians definately bigger than warlock

[tight maple]

why dont they say "we need 6 hours to fix this" and they spend 6 or less hours and thats it, why do they always have to ridiculise themselves constantly?

[cinder dove]

rogues a grower

[peak tinsel]

souprise*

[snow stream]

ew

[cinder dove]

fuck this logging into runescape

[static trail]

strong barbarian makes sneaky rogue pay in secret golden key room

[mild berry]

so hear me out, instead of being like oh it's only two hours let me build up a slickening of ball sweat typing to other lords of the pungent aroma and instead go for a shower, walk outside, touch grass and maybe get something to eat?

[snow stream]

Halberd bard crushed by boulder that suddenly fell from sky

[cinder dove]

one time at band camp

[snow stream]

so hear me out, instead of being like oh it's only two hours let me build up a slickening of ball sweat typing to other lords of the pungent aroma and instead go for a shower, walk outside, touch grass and maybe get something to eat?

[static trail]

halberd bard? hwos that? i only know bardhalberd

[simple aspen]

lad change means you only get 1 lad effect per floor even if you switch to another one right?

[languid quartz]

has litrally every update been extended?

[brave wharf]

its like this every update, youre prob just baiting though

[snow stream]

gnome

[cinder dove]

bardberd

[static trail]

halbard

[mild berry]

fairplay, I am going to go shower though in a second, you guys want me to get you anything?

[orchid lantern]

2 hour goon sesh coming up

[oak atlas]

When i cant play dark and darker I take my clothes off and run around my room. The noise of my feet tapping the floor reminds me of when im in the goblin caves without my shoes on

[iron parcel]

Ironmace can nerf every class. Ironmace can nerf every weapon. Ironmace can nerf every gear piece in the game. They can delete perks, destroy builds, gut metas, buff my enemies, and send my favorite setup straight into the dungeon graveyard. But they can't nerf me.

Because I wasn't carried by stats. I wasn't carried by gear score. I wasn't carried by balance patches. I was forged in 3 AM goblin caves. Tempered by third parties. Strengthened by getting one-tapped by players 400 levels higher than me. Every nerf only makes me stronger. Every patch note is a training arc.

Take my damage. I'll swing harder. Take my movement speed. I'll walk menacingly. Delete my class. I'll reroll and still find you. Nerf my weapon. I'll kill you with a torch and bad intentions.

Ironmace can nerf everything I own. But they can't nerf raw aura. They can't nerf delusion. They can't nerf the demon

Ironmace balances the game. I balance the ecosystem.

[cinder dove]

loool

[static trail]

another patch and no halberd bard.. 🚬

[cinder dove]

halbard naa

rogue needs it first

[orchid lantern]

holy chat gpt

[snow stream]

HARDERR

[cinder dove]

landmine halberd rogue

[mild berry]

skinny twink bard thinks he can handle fighters halberd (it broke his mind)

[static trail]

forced to play smokes on valorant. might log off

[civic hearth]

The level of incompetence of the staff is beyond reality

[languid quartz]

why would bard have a halberd

[static trail]

(it broke his mind)

[orchid lantern]

buff druid

[snow stream]

Go play cookie clicker

[timid hollow]

Remember the downtime is a great time to apply for jobs.

[cinder dove]

play csgo like a real man

[orchid lantern]

dont say the J slur

[mild berry]

just instalock rayna

[static trail]

if bard can go invisible, he can definitely make himself strong enough to pick up a dainty stick

[static trail]

imk a woman

[cinder dove]

i just know if i play valorant im gonna go against my ex

and go 0-20

[snow stream]

I too thought tink was a girly man

[mild berry]

yeah I mean I wasn't referencing you just hopping on the titles game. . .

[cinder dove]

any oldschool runescape enjoyers

[mild berry]

rogue cutlass when? Lore accurate DnD subclass.

[snow stream]

I played a little bit

[brave wharf]

runescape is boring

[snow stream]

shhh

[static trail]

shhh

[cinder dove]

only if u dont pvp

[mild berry]

I could never pick it up personally.

[tender void]

osrs was amazing when i was a kid games like Dark fried my dopamine receptors too bad to enjoy it anymore

[mild berry]

if we're going to make this game as off script from DnD as possible, why not let anyone use any weapon with a -10% action speed for any non-proficient weapons?

[snow stream]

Tekken 5

[fickle mango]

im breaking glass while i wait for the patch

[mild berry]

is that a breaking bad reference?

[tired urchin]

is she okay

[static trail]

BARD can go INVISIBLE. let them do anything

[mild berry]

for now.

[tender void]

She is pulp.

[cinder dove]

add fortnite emotes

[peak tinsel]

add guns

oh.

[tender void]

they already have Toot of Terror and Guns

[static trail]

im doing reaslly bad but the instalock reyna is doing worse

[cinder dove]

rank?

[static trail]

gold

[cinder dove]

im a csgo enjoyer

doesnt valorant have random spray patterns

[static trail]

not random

[mild berry]

hear me out, nerf the effects of songs but they're in constant effect while being played and stop when you stop playing. give a perk that puts a timer after the song is done playing for the 5 second durations on debuffs/ buffs.

[cinder dove]

hear me out

[mild berry]

also allow playing songs while sitting

[cinder dove]

give bard a set of pioneer dj decks

and allow him to beat sync

[mild berry]

give him a 15 button soundpad with looping toggle

[glass bramble]

bro how does every bug fix end in critical issue found and postponed this a joke

[cinder dove]

with an 8 key temu midi

[mild berry]

and let him attack rythmically to play songs

[cinder dove]

any more keys would be too strong

[peak tinsel]

darker

[cinder dove]

his buff effects are based on individual team mates game volume

[mild berry]

lmfao, 150% volume barb while bard is playing the Doom theme

[cinder dove]

lool

bpm affects ms

[static trail]

give bard bagpipes

[cinder dove]

hell yeah im scottish so yes plz

[tall crown]

i think...i miss midnight walkers...

game was actually fun during the playtest last year idk wtf happened

[brave wharf]

game still is fun

[cinder dove]

squire royale is fun

and im a noob

[mild berry]

give bard the ability to play actual songs

[tall crown]

150 players split across 8 regions

[cinder dove]

thats like 50 less than 200

[static trail]

and it can only play 1 song

[cinder dove]

is this the way to amarillo (bagpipes edition)

[fickle mango]

can hear it from across the map

[peak tinsel]

👲

[iron parcel]

bagpipe skin on flute ?

[static trail]

guys im 2/10

[mild berry]

deafen?

[mild berry]

don't be so hard on yourself, you're someone 10/10

[static trail]

IN VALORANT

[cinder dove]

shes 2/10 guys

fucjk

[tall crown]

stick to sentinel pal

[static trail]

we needed smokes

[cinder dove]

trevor corey smokes lets go

[tall crown]

pls dont say ur playing clove bruh

[static trail]

im playing clove

[tall crown]

omfg

gg

[cinder dove]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-smoke-gif-25003355

why cant we use gifs or anything here i feel like im in prison

cant emoji react

[tall crown]

evil evil evil

evil evil no gifs evil no gifs

[peak tinsel]

67

[static trail]

im now 4/12

[tall crown]

how were 2 rounds played

larper of doom

[static trail]

im deadlock OTP since release btw

release. not rework

[tall crown]

deadlock my goat 😻

[cinder dove]

zed main

vals for nubs

[tall crown]

excuse me sir i think thers someone youve confused me for

[static trail]

i hate tTGHSIS GAMMEE

PLS DARK AND DARKER

[fickle mango]

who do you play

[tall crown]

what rank r u lock it in pal

[static trail]

IM NOT EVEN BOTFRAG

[cinder dove]

silver and breaking

[tall crown]

OH HELL NO

[cinder dove]

just shoot them u will win

[tall crown]

stop eating shrimp w a wimp and come eat lobster w a monster

w a monster

i hate mnylife i didnt even know dark and darker was down and its finals week

[static trail]

7/13

[tall crown]

sdf i will kill you no i wont

[tall crown]

it HAS to be an aim thing respectfully

[cinder dove]

shoot them in the head

[static trail]

why do u think i play melee class?

[cinder dove]

u have a knife in val

[tall crown]

BARB BARB BARB BARB BARBBARB BARB BARB BARB BARBBARB BARB BARB BARB BARBhehhhe

[cinder dove]

dont @ the legend george fungus V like that

spambot

[tall crown]

literally bro

does he klnow who i am

[cunning kindle]

WHAT DO U MEAN ONCE PER SEASON LOL

[cinder dove]

doesnt respect a discord veteran

[static trail]

WE started winning on attack

i want to get out of this game NOW

[tall crown]

FF

FF

what time is it for everyone

[marble pawn]

game has a upd does that mean we can play 🙂

[static trail]

they wont..

[tall crown]

3:16 AM George fungus declares

[static trail]

they are talking about 'bonus' and 'dont buy'

i never learnt these things.

[tall crown]

ARER WE DEADASS

[static trail]

they were not in my tutorial.

[tall crown]

ARE WE SERIES

[static trail]

im BUYING vandal heavy armour.

[tall crown]

SERIOUS

[static trail]

wtf does bonus mean tho

why some random rounds bonus? why does ME buying ,matter

[carmine bloom]

can u get hardware banned for dark and darker?

[static trail]

im high elo in league of legends. this doesnt effect me

[raw scarab]

holy cheater

[tall crown]

a bonus is different to a buy, when bonusing, you use the money accumulated from a successful buy (often pistol round) to have enough in order to buy AFTER the other team does

[static trail]

that doesnt make snese oto me

i dont care to understand either

[tall crown]

so if u win pistol round, you would force guns, then once you win the force round, you bonus, since the enemy team can full buy and youll likely lose

[fickle mango]

i just buy sometimes

[sudden shoal]

i just wanna fight some goblins in the caves what the heck iron mace

[tall crown]

u should always force if u win pistol round doe

[static trail]

so we won pistol buy 2nd round that means 3rd round is a bonus

[tall crown]

YES

[static trail]

why is it bonus

we get bonus money? or we shouldnt spend money because enemy has bonus?

[tall crown]

bc ur using the money and guns from the survived players as a "bonus"

a bonus round means u use the guns from your previous round bc you're likely going to lose

[static trail]

why would u likelyu lose 3rd round if u won 1st and buy 2nd?

[tall crown]

bc at this point, the enemy team whos lost both rounds can full buy

bc dying gets you money while losing your gun, while surviving lets u keep your gun, but with no extra money

[static trail]

oh

but why not buy 3rd and just make it even

[tall crown]

OKAY so on pistol 800 credits. if you win you get about 3100 credits (enough to buy an smg w armor) whuile the enemy team is now forced to save in order to full buy next round. NEXT round you guys still have smg's while they can full buy

[static trail]

tldr

[viscid solar]

real

[tall crown]

JUSRT SAVE UR GUNS AFGTER U BUY AFTER PISTOL

TLDR

[static trail]

no

[tall crown]

okay sorry to hear that

are u streaming the match at least

[formal flare]

@hexed adder Pls release patch bro I have only a few hours to playbefore I need to go

[static trail]

why would i be str4eaming

[tall crown]

i HAVE NO IDEA!!!! STREAMTHAT HOE!!!!

[cedar fox]

server and client optimizations, does that mean more fps @chat

[drifting scaffold]

you save guns for bonus bc you could win again and take their rifles

[static trail]

tavern bar

[formal flare]

SDF should come back to this game

Under his watch patches were always on time...

[lavish brook]

me when i lie:

[formal flare]

Sometimes when I lie down to sleep I think about SDF....

My gf asks me what I'm thinking about and I just answer: "beauty" ...

[nova hearth]

Counting the number of times the "vIsIoN" changes to fall asleep would be rage inducing not soothing.

[formal flare]

I still remember when he removed solos from the game

It's a miracle the game is still alive

[cyan gull]

1 more hour...

[formal flare]

In human hours that means 4.5 more hours

[dusk dune]

maybe not maybe 3 more

[nova hearth]

Still pissed about the patch that re-rolled everyones items in inventory/stash mid freaking wipe.

[formal flare]

I only play solo because I don't have friends

[cyan gull]

AHAHAHAH maybe indeed, It's already a tradition of Dark and Darker to make us wait repeatedly!!

[raw cairn]

Paul isn't typing :/

[uncut geyser]

this is the only studio I know of that consistently cant update their game right on the first try

[fringe slate]

Did they fix the low fps on squire and trio or still didnt?

[sacred meadow]

that update just confuses things even more

[tame fable]

hocus pocus theres pizza on yer focus

[sacred meadow]

2 hours from progress update or from original delay message?

[sacred meadow]

you know it

[tame fable]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-ma-gaff-tortasis-gif-19513659

gg go next.

[unique willow]

Is the game back up?

[tame fable]

can they make an update first try?

[drifting scaffold]

always assume the worst lol 2 hr from now

[empty bane]

no mention of fixing the quest?

[bleak coyote]

Fixed an issue where the Tavern Master’s “Dark Advisor” quest could not be completed.

🤓

[tame fable]

shouldve ignored it

ppl who cant read dont deserve to know

[bleak coyote]

I we all chose to ignore dumb questions than there would be no messages left in this discord

[waxen urchin]

Why are there no goblin women in the dungeon?

[empty bane]

dunno how i missed it tbh

its literally the only thing I was looking for

I did just wake up tho

[bleak coyote]

Pretty impressive tho, in a patch note this long 😄

[tame fable]

ah shit here we go again

[unique willow]

Its NOT that deep bro

He asked a question just answer why ugotta be all obnoxious abt it

[coarse summit]

3 sentences is alot to read its ok 😔

[unique willow]

Idk why so many ppl toxic in this disc

[coarse summit]

are you new here

[bleak coyote]

he must be, he aint toxic yet

[unique willow]

No

Ive been here for years

[coarse summit]

didnt ask

[unique willow]

You kinda did

[pastel bay]

Ironmace patch notes longer than the dungeon crawl,
Every update somehow makes the player count fall.
Dark and Darker? More like lagger and sadder,
One hotfix later and the balance gets madder.

They buff, nerf, wipe, then call it “the vision,”
Community feedback goes straight to collision.
Game’s in Early Access but aging like milk,
Every promise wrapped in monetized silk.

Ironmace cooking? Bro the kitchen’s on fire,
Patch every week and the game gets somehow drier.
Dark and Darker got more drama than loot,
Half the playerbase gone, the other half mute.

“Trust the process” — yeah we heard that before,
Then another broken patch kicks down the door.
Dungeon extraction turned courtroom crawler,
Updates never end but the game gets smaller.

[unique willow]

And your ragebait doesnt get to me

[bleak coyote]

Mand!

[coarse summit]

almost gottem

[unique willow]

Hehe

[errant crown]

Is it another 2 hours from just now ?

[unique willow]

Nah they posted like over an hour ago

So not that long shld be lrft

[thick star]

well know in 45 min

[errant crown]

TY !

[pastel bay]

Dark and Darker used to feel like entering a cursed place,
Now it feels like logging into an experiment nobody can trace.
Ironmace keeps tearing the floor up under every class,
Then acts surprised when the playerbase gets whiplash.

The game had identity when fear mattered more than stats,
When hearing footsteps made your whole team freeze flat.
Now every season feels obsessed with systems and data,
Like they’re balancing spreadsheets instead of dark fantasy slaughter.

They don’t let anything breathe long enough to become iconic,
Every mechanic gets “adjusted” till the whole vibe feels robotic.
A class gets popular? Immediate execution.
A strategy works? Emergency solution.

It’s like the devs are fighting their own community daily,
Punishing creativity the second people play too greatly.
Instead of building depth, they erase and restart,
Like nobody at Ironmace trusts the game’s own heart.

The saddest part is the game was never carried by polish,
People stayed because the atmosphere felt honestly monstrous.
Torches, shadows, bad odds, greedy teammates, panic —
That tension was rare, natural, organic.

Now every patch feels scared of imbalance existing,
As if chaos itself is something worth resisting.
But Dark and Darker was born from unfair moments and risk,
Not sterile updates trying to sanitize every twist.

Ironmace keeps redesigning the soul while calling it progress,
But a game loses magic when nothing is allowed permanence.
At some point players stop learning and stop caring too,
Because why invest in a world that rewrites itself every two weeks?

[coarse summit]

graysun told me it'll be delayed again sorry

[drifting scaffold]

im betting 1h 40 min

[waxen urchin]

🇼 🇪 🇼 🇦 🇳 🇹 🇬 🅾️ 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳 🇫 🇪 🇲 🅰️ 🇱 🇪 🇸

[carmine bloom]

can u get hardware banned because all the naw rmt players just create new accounts

[empty bane]

yeah

but not in SR or Normals

[pastel bay]

Dark and Darker had one job: protect the atmosphere that made people addicted.
Instead Ironmace turned the game into a nonstop identity crisis disguised as “development.”

[empty bane]

like atm if RMTers want to farm they need a paid for account or to win SR

[tame fable]

all I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Why cant we get cheeked up preggoblins? Better yet, why cant we get wizards that are even OLDER and VICIOUSLY CLOSE TO DYING OF OLD AGE, but with FRESH LATE-TERM preggar bellies, with no blemishes and perfect skin, while the rest of their bodies are sucked in like raisins, as if the preg was draining their life force, and with even LONGER white beards, whiters and longer and older, just there defensless in the cold stone cobblestone crypts, just so scared and so alone and wishing and praying for atrong goblin arms to wrap around them and hold them and keep them safe.
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME

[drifting scaffold]

maybe like 6 months ago ppl would agree, but something shifted now they are talking about and working toward 1.0

[pastel bay]

When tho

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-life-meow-this-is-my-life-now-cat-thinking-sad-gif-3541548530922126775

[old crescent]

if i smell shit, there is literally shit in my nose

[viscid magnet]

guys stupid question where is the dark ritual room?🫠

[old crescent]

lookup on dark and darker maps site or something

[carmine bloom]

ya so they can keep buying new accounts and wont get hardware banned

[pastel elm]

Im not a fan of their current route at balancing

[frigid meteor]

6h

it's joke?

[pastel elm]

Instead of making a build still viable they will just nerf it into the ground until its not playable limiting the builds less and less each update

[hidden dome]

how the fuck they always have some sort of issue everytime they try and implement an update its sad

[pastel elm]

If you look back to season 2 and 3 the number of viable builds compared to now is like 1/10th of what it was

[frank bobcat]

As a developer myself, I just do not understand how Ironmace always drops the ball with a release - I get it that sometimes you can slip a bug into productions, that testing misses. But clearly their testing catches these issues - after the release has already started. So why aren't they testing earlier, or why haven't they fixed their buildchain/pipelines to not be fragile? I could forgive them making mistakes every now and then, and then learning from them (remember when they had to do a whole hotfix to disable a skill in the past? they clearly learnt from that and added the ability to disable things live) but they haven't in this case - it's always hours and then another bunch of hours. Many games can do a zero downtime update process, it's not even difficult to orchastrate infrastructure with that in mind. Ah well.

[drifting scaffold]

during last 2 wipe qna they're organizing things they want before 1.0. seems like 3 layer maps are one big priority

[empty bane]

yeah but if they get banned in HR they are hw banned

also not much RMTing going on this season

[cyan gull]

30m or 3 more hour.. lest see what we get

[empty bane]

like the numbers of names like that in HR has been falling since the season startee

[drifting scaffold]

i work for a massive company with a hundreds person strong IT department ... we had to roll back a production release last week and release it this week 😬

[zinc wren]

develop deez nuts

[empty bane]

so either they are doing SR at a disadvantage, norms for no chance of profit or simply doing other games

like you cant make bank off of 10k artifacts

[coarse summit]

they edited the msg to say

Dev team has identified and fixed the cause of the issue, but maintenance will take approximately 2 hours from this point to complete.
but idk when they said that and because its an edit it doesnt have a time stamp

[carmine bloom]

what about stream sniping like if u get banned and go on another account in hr

[pastel elm]

Yeah fuck more maps, how about we finally add named items for the existing ones they added or add monk, or maybe that gathering hall thing they talked about 4 seasons ago that was apartently in the works

[fickle glen]

was at least 30 minutes ago lol

[empty bane]

Stream sniping? or Screen sharing?

[cyan gull]

[frank bobcat]

yeah but did every release you rolled out have issues and take longer than you predicted? i'd imagine not cause otherwise you'd update your processes to avoid that. right?

[carmine bloom]

stream sniping

i feel like you probolly cant

[empty bane]

I work for a smol indy company

when we do patch, there is no downtime

ty

[frank bobcat]

^ same

[empty bane]

also how do we feel about the new Vanguard way of dealing with DMA cheats?

[pastel elm]

Surely they can plan this out better before shutting down the servers so there isn't several delays every time

[empty bane]

simply brick the hardware

[empty bane]

Yeah they should do a rolling update

[frank bobcat]

In my experience you bring up the new before you take down the old. Then switch traffic over to the new when you are confidant your release is done. This could cost more but cost can be mitigated in various ways.

[empty bane]

yep

then you open new patched servers

so next players hop on their once htey update their client

and slowly close old servers when players finish their game

and update old servers

[frank bobcat]

and if you dont want to deal with multiple active versions of the game you disable actions/queuing from the older versions

[empty bane]

The main problem for me is, when they change something, they then need at least 2 hours of time to bring hte system back up

[frank bobcat]

really well made software would gracefully allow the old client for a period of time if it wasn't a critical update

[empty bane]

do you think continuious dungeon joining is one of the reasons?

[frank bobcat]

exactly - i wouldn't mind some downtime (it seems to be the norm in the gamedev side of software dev) - its the constant "we actually messed up so it'll be even longer now lol"

[simple aspen]

2 hours AFTER the original 2 hour delay ???

vendor the update

[frank bobcat]

the pessamist in me says the real reason is the backend release process is some barely maintained .sh file pushing out over FTP or something 😂

[zinc wren]

gpt skid

[empty bane]

hahaha no

[tame fable]

all I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Why cant we get cheeked up preggoblins? Better yet, why cant we get wizards that are even OLDER and VICIOUSLY CLOSE TO DYING OF OLD AGE, but with FRESH LATE-TERM preggar bellies, with no blemishes and perfect skin, while the rest of their bodies are sucked in like raisins, as if the preg was draining their life force, and with even LONGER white beards, whiters and longer and older, just there defensless in the cold stone cobblestone crypts, just so scared and so alone and wishing and praying for atrong goblin arms to wrap around them and hold them and keep them safe.
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME

[cobalt bone]

bro .sh does not push out over ftp

[frank bobcat]

errr well duh - .sh is a shell script - but neat fact: you can run other things with a shell script, bro 😮

[floral heart]

What the helly

[empty bane]

i dunno I cant read so I ignored that wall of text

[visual dune]

did the class channels get deleted

[coarse summit]

select a class role

[pastel elm]

No #barbarian

[somber oar]

they extended another hour ?

it says 80minutes

[grim skiff]

they edited the message to update it by another like hour

[empty bane]

Oh man its not done for another 1hr 30 mins at least

[hushed merlin]

un fuckin real

[coarse summit]

tried to warn you guys

#the-tavern message

[frank bobcat]

it's an easy call tbf tho

[little flume]

just put arena up if you're taking this long to patch

[frank bobcat]

they're already showing they can't effectively manage one set of infrastructure well - let's not encourage them to have to manage two

[pastel elm]

Thats why they delayed it, gonna take them 2 weeks to get it working and then its still going to have 15 delays

[coarse summit]

the high poly preg goblin they added secretly is causing issues thats why theres a delay

[pastel bay]

“Critical issue discovered during internal testing.”

IRONMAAAACE WHAT INTERNAL TESTING 😭😭😭

Your players are the internal testing.
Every patch launches like someone kicked a server rack down a staircase and pressed deploy anyway.

“Maintenance extended by 2 hours”
Brother this message appears more consistently than half the game mechanics.

At this point Dark and Darker maintenance has more playtime than the average casual player.

And the funniest part is always:
“We identified and fixed the issue.”

Oh good.
Can’t wait for the fix to create 6 new issues, emergency hotfixes, rollback discussions, random stealth nerfs, marketplace instability, and one class accidentally becoming a raid boss by tomorrow morning.

IRONMAAACE PLEASE HIRE A PRIEST BECAUSE THIS GAME IS PERMANENTLY IN CRITICAL CONDITION.

Every update feels like diffusing a bomb built by another update.
The game goes offline for hours so the devs can battle whatever ancient curse lives in the codebase.

And why does every announcement sound like the dungeon itself attacked the servers?

“Unfortunately…”
“Critical issue…”
“Extended maintenance…”
“Unexpected problem…”

Brother the only unexpected thing now is maintenance ending on time.

Dark and Darker isn’t running on Unreal Engine anymore.
It’s running on apologies and Discord announcements.

The servers fighting for their lives every patch cycle while Ironmace posts another corporate “we are truly sorry” message like the game didn’t just enter cardiac arrest for the 48th time this season.

At this point the real extraction mechanic is extracting patience from the community.

[cyan gull]

they delayed it agein ? They are ruin the good they do in the new season XD

[frank bobcat]

holy wall of text - but you're not wrong

[empty bane]

the new Goblin queen boss, she is 30ft tall, with huge milkers and to beat her you have to beat and preg her

[pastel elm]

Definitely more delays than updates

[zinc wren]

servers up

[coarse summit]

shit i thought the text wall hid my message

[autumn dirge]

PAUL START TYPING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[turbid elbow]

pauL, he edited announcement lol

[empty bane]

I wish it hid mine

[pastel bay]

THE SERVERS ARE BACK UP 🔥🔥🔥

Time to discover what Ironmace accidentally buffed, nerfed, deleted, duplicated, desynced, or spiritually damaged this patch.

Place your bets now:
• invisible bug
• rollback incident
• one class becoming untouchable
• marketplace exploding
• random stealth nerf nobody mentioned
• “known issue” announcement in 37 minutes

DARK AND DARKER UPDATE DAY BABY 🗣️
Where every login feels like entering a medieval science experiment.

[coarse summit]

you dont mean that

[cyan gull]

“Critical issue discovered during internal testing.”

IRONMAAAACE WHAT INTERNAL TESTING 😭😭😭

Your players are the internal testing.
Every patch launches like someone kicked a server rack down a staircase and pressed deploy anyway.

“Maintenance extended by 2 hours”
Brother this message appears more consistently than half the game mechanics.

At this point Dark and Darker maintenance has more playtime than the average casual player.

And the funniest part is always:
“We identified and fixed the issue.”

Oh good.
Can’t wait for the fix to create 6 new issues, emergency hotfixes, rollback discussions, random stealth nerfs, marketplace instability, and one class accidentally becoming a raid boss by tomorrow morning.

IRONMAAACE PLEASE HIRE A PRIEST BECAUSE THIS GAME IS PERMANENTLY IN CRITICAL CONDITION.

Every update feels like diffusing a bomb built by another update.
The game goes offline for hours so the devs can battle whatever ancient curse lives in the codebase.

And why does every announcement sound like the dungeon itself attacked the servers?

“Unfortunately…”
“Critical issue…”
“Extended maintenance…”
“Unexpected problem…”

Brother the only unexpected thing now is maintenance ending on time.

Dark and Darker isn’t running on Unreal Engine anymore.
It’s running on apologies and Discord announcements.

The servers fighting for their lives every patch cycle while Ironmace posts another corporate “we are truly sorry” message like the game didn’t just enter cardiac arrest for the 48th time this season.

At this point the real extraction mechanic is extracting patience from the community.

[deep belfry]

Servers up

[tame fable]

WHY HAS NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IT?? THE GOBLINS IN DARK AND DARKER ARE HIDING SOMETHING. THEY’RE TOO FAST, TOO ANGRY, TOO… FERTILE. YES, I SAID IT. WHERE ARE THE PREGNANT GOBLINS. DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT — YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE. THEY’VE GOT CAMPS, THEY’VE GOT HUTS, THEY’VE GOT LITTLE GOBLIN BEDS — WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE, CROCHETING?? NO. THEY’RE BREEDING. AND YET… NO PREGNANT GOBLINS IN THE GAME.

IMAGINE IT — A PREGNANT GOBLIN WOBBLING OUT OF THE DARK, PROTECTING HER NEST, SCREAMING IN ANCIENT TONGUES ABOUT THE GOLD YOU STOLE FROM HER CAVE. THAT’S REAL IMMERSION. THAT’S THE TRUE DARKNESS. THE TRUE DANGER.

EVERY UPDATE THEY ADD NEW CLASSES, NEW MAPS, NEW DUNGEONS, BUT DO THEY ADD GOBLIN MATERNITY MECHANICS? NO! WHERE’S THE GOBLIN MIDWIFE NPC? WHERE’S THE GOBLIN BABY THAT STEALS YOUR BOOTS AND DISAPPEARS INTO THE WALL?

THE COMMUNITY IS ASLEEP. WAKE UP. THIS IS THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF DUNGEON EXTRACTION. I’M NOT CRAZY — I’M VISIONARY. PREGNANT GOBLINS. PREGNANT. GOBLINS. PATCH 1.0 NEEDS IT. THE WORLD NEEDS IT.

[gray steppe]

"At this point Dark and Darker maintenance has more playtime than the average casual player."

Get me crying 😭 😭 😭

[uncut geyser]

"2 hour delay" jump on the game and hour and a half later and theres 72 minutes left the math aint mathin

[floral heart]

No they are not ? Are they ? I stil have the message when trying to log in

[pastel elm]

Im still amazed it took them 8 seasons to add a quiver which is just an item that changes the stack count of arrows with a new icon

[coarse summit]

never change

[pastel bay]

74 MORE MINUTES 😭😭😭

IRONMAAAACE PLEASE JUST ADMIT THE SERVER HAMSTER DIED.

How does every maintenance extension sound like the dev team opened the dungeon door and found a NEW boss waiting inside the codebase.

“We fixed the issue.”
— maintenance extended

“We identified the cause.”
— maintenance extended

“Final checks.”
— maintenance extended AGAIN

Brother at this point the patch notes are just side quests to the maintenance notes.

Dark and Darker servers spending more time in purgatory than the actual players.
People out here aging in the lobby screen waiting for the game to survive another update cycle.

And you KNOW something catastrophic is happening internally when the announcement starts sounding more emotional every hour.

“Unfortunately…”
“We truly apologize…”
“Critical issue…”

IRONMAAACE ARE YOU PATCHING THE GAME OR PERFORMING AN EXORCISM 💀

74 minutes left means one of three things happened:

somebody deployed the wrong build
the marketplace caught fire again
barbarian somehow gained the ability to kill people across dimensions

At this point maintenance itself is the real seasonal content.

[turbid elbow]

aint no wy 6 hours for these notes lol

[gray steppe]

74 minutes more, when at 11:30 says "hours". fck this.

AND THEN IO CANT PLAY THE HIGHROLL WITH UR FGKING SYSTEM TPM 2.0

[coarse summit]

why not

[autumn dirge]

Yo 70 mins is insane im probs gonna die

[deep belfry]

Servers finally back online, see you in the dungeons bois

[formal flare]

Lol they just said 2 more hours lmaoooo

[shy ridge]

loots better in s2r is another reason not many play hr now

[pastel elm]

You must be new here

[arctic kite]

Why everyone says that water map is the best map to make money on

[pastel elm]

Games been down for over 24 hours before due to delays

[gray steppe]

My motherboard doesn't have the TPM. If i want to play High roll i need to buy another motherboard. Mother of satan of dark and darker

[coarse summit]

you can get like 200 gems in about 5 minutes

[autumn dirge]

I have been playing since the first playtest

[tame fable]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[shy ridge]

lot os easy to reach piles with little combat or pvp

[arctic kite]

Good gems or green and blues?

[empty bane]

just run a vm with software 2.0 tpm

[full vessel]

Yall goobers are Fiending for the game at 7am go to sleep or go to work

[pastel elm]

You should know that this is the usual by now lol

[coarse summit]

your motherboard might have a tmp header for you to install an add in module

[tame fable]

its 1pm

[coarse summit]

good gems brother

[arctic kite]

What piles?biss piles?

[full vessel]

Fake timezone

[coarse summit]

hit them barnacles

[empty bane]

like even if a gree'n/blue dropped

[late bolt]

HOW is the overdraw hotfix patch causing a critical meltdown in their spaghetti code?

[empty bane]

why would you pick it up

[autumn dirge]

they will prob delay it for the next 4 h

[civic hearth]

[arctic kite]

Us the a guide the tell you the best route?

[empty bane]

like when I extract on hr, if all my slots are not epic + I have fuxed up

[cyan gull]

same!
so poetic

[shy ridge]

yeah loads of them and easyily attainable tidestone ore, loads of gems

[full vessel]

Oh did anyone play the dark and darker card game live? If so was it fun?

[shy ridge]

if you bring a luck key you get the captains key on your first or second golden as well

kit%

[civic hearth]

[empty bane]

Also there is an expressman on that map, he can take your loot out, and you can get more

[shy ridge]

yeh

[full vessel]

Water map?

[formal flare]

Unfortunately, the maintenance will be extended by approximately 2 hours due to a critical issue discovered during internal testing.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

[shy ridge]

yep

[empty bane]

Me and Jez waiting to murder the timmies at expressman

[shy ridge]

lol

[full vessel]

Where does he spawn?

[empty bane]

On the big mountain

at the top, Otto is also there

[shy ridge]

right hand side big mountain, tunnel underwater

[empty bane]

there is a zipline to get down

[grim skiff]

[full vessel]

Rouges camp there don't they?

[civic hearth]

[gray steppe]

I dont wanna waste mojney to only play this crappy High roll game, its stupid.

[formal flare]

6 more minutes

[mortal zephyr]

its is on

[coarse summit]

its not only this game that requires one but you then cant also complain if theres a solution to it

[shy ridge]

i have more fun pvp in normals and s2r than HR, once u got bis kits, the TTK goes all the crap

[cobalt mantle]

more maintenance? looks like im gonna need more milk then

[full vessel]

Go eat a snack or something

[dark river]

UP?

[turbid elbow]

brodidnt see the edit

[pastel bay]

74 minutes of “almost done” and the game is still spiritually offline.

At this point the dungeon isn’t opening — it’s being argued into existence by devs fighting invisible code demons.

We’re not waiting for a patch… we’re waiting for reality to compile.

[midnight skiff]

when was the edit posted? it doesnt have a timestamp

[random anchor]

when did they edit??????????

[arctic kite]

Where you find them at chests?

[static trail]

We’re not waiting for a patch… we’re waiting for reality to compile.

[empty bane]

it does

[turbid elbow]

hover the edit pill

[coarse summit]

i sent you an image

[full vessel]

Did you take your meds today?

[dark river]

ESTIMATED DOWNTIME REMAINING 63 MINUTES????

[midnight skiff]

TIL ty

[dark river]

bro are they restarted??

[shy ridge]

ive already touched grass this morning, just start the game already 🙂

[mild berry]

spiritually offline is hilarious this game hasn't been offline ever, every player just comes to their discord to talk shit on them instead of playing the game. This game never got a second of player downtime, just an opportunity to go and breathe fresh air.

[gray steppe]

I play a thousand games and this is the only one I can’t play because of TPM, so you tell me

[dreamy vine]

bro are they broed?

[full vessel]

That's a wild way to get around word block ngl 🤣

[dreamy belfry]

62m left? huh?

[coarse summit]

online esports games then, and also a tpm module is like 5$ on aliexpress so the choice is yours

[floral heart]

Its super easy to enable btw, but maybe you hack ?

[grim skiff]

dw yall I did things with paul, game will be up in 5 mins

[gray steppe]

Yeah, like league of legends

[formal flare]

2 minutes Pog

[pastel bay]

Every update is this same ritual:
you carve out time, you expect a return, and you get a number that moves slower than your patience dying in real time.

[grim skiff]

no

[formal flare]

yes

[stiff sand]

Game says 62

[formal flare]

Paul said 2 more hours its in 2 minutes

[stiff sand]

True but game says 62

[floral heart]

no, they edited

[dreamy belfry]

they changed it ig, 62m

[gray steppe]

My motherboard doesn't have the function.

[floral heart]

Games like CS2 (faceit), BF6, Valorant... most competitives titles will make it mandatory, and its for a reason.

Cheating is rampant and it is a good way to fight against it...

[grim skiff]

Paul mustard lied to me cause it aint back up now

[deep belfry]

There are fixes for that.

[livid crescent]

im in

[sage creek]

Next week unless they slightly delay by 2 weeks again.....

[floral heart]

Lies

[turbid elbow]

red nose boy

[lavish brook]

2 hours after the delay and its still not done, how bizarre

[formal flare]

Motherfuckers changed in game timer cause they were too ashamed to delay it via an annoucment again

[dreamy belfry]

literally doent do anything against determined cheaters, does help against people with 0 exp though.

[raw scarab]

what are fixes for this? for tpm

[barren geyser]

all the do is lie!!!!!!!!

[broken brook]

1 more hour ok

[deep belfry]

Google is your friend

[formal flare]

1 more hour ironmance team is 3 hours human time

[pastel bay]

62 minutes.

Sixty-two.
And it feels like it’s dragging on just to mess with me.

I’m sitting here staring at nothing, already half inside those corridors, hearing footsteps that aren’t even real yet. Every minute feels louder than the last. Like the game is teasing me—“not yet, not yet, not yet.”

I should be ready, I am ready, but it doesn’t even help. Because I know what’s coming. The darkness, the chaos, the sudden death out of nowhere while I’m just trying to breathe for one second.

And still I wait.

Because I’m going in anyway.

[mild berry]

this game needs at least another 15 years before you can actually consider this and Esports game and it's never been competitive in it's life, it's just a meta run sweatfest, same as CoD or any other fake Comp game. It takes no skill to 1v3 just the right gear.

[raw scarab]

you have no life and nothing netter to do tho :3

[dark osprey]

so youre saying they just shouldnt even bother trying to make it harder for people to hack in the game?

[formal flare]

Like this statement if sorcerers players like men

[willow ice]

IS IT UP

[deep belfry]

Nah, I just have better things to do than solving your problems. If you don't know how to use a basic search engine that says more about you ❤️

[dreamy belfry]

no but acting if its a good solution is just naive

[agile yew]

i love playing sorc nobody can kill so fun!

[raw scarab]

he's saying their efforts should be effective in the slightest when they actually aren't

[lavish brook]

they're saying the changes they made were more harmful then good

[pastel bay]

Not yet.

Still waiting on the clock.
Feels close, but it’s not up yet.

When it goes, you’ll know—no guessing, just straight in.

[gritty raptor]

wait so when is update done?

[raw scarab]

nah just trolling you, glad i hit a nerve tho lil no lifer xD

[empty bane]

to who? the Hackers?

[lavish brook]

the security changes actively made it to where less legit players could play the game rather than bar more cheaters from getting in

[agile yew]

theres a million other ways to cheat just lowers the playerbase because somepeople dont have hardware for tpm lol its a very stupid addition

[languid quartz]

can we play yet

[dreamy belfry]

pretty much yeah, actually banning cheaters is basically impossible atp

[empty bane]

I think the number of legendary players who cant play the game is very low

[dreamy belfry]

56m 37s*

[empty bane]

and they will eventually upgrade to the minimum spec

[barren geyser]

I missed my kid's highschool graduation for this

[languid quartz]

thats bullshit thats 3hrs not 2hr delay

[empty bane]

and be able to play agian

[void elbow]

i didnt realized there was the progress update....4 hour extension for the lil shet as patch tf is this lmao they gotta be doing so much wrong

[coarse summit]

tpm add in modules are 5$ on aliexpress

[livid crescent]

why ban players when you can region lock and fix 90% of regions having cheaters

[deep belfry]

"I'm not dumb bro I swear, I'm just acting. adjusts glasses Hehe, it's called trolling, bet you never heard of that huh? Yuup, another upvote 😉 "

[empty bane]

I say we briong the Vanguard brick the cheaters pc next to get rid of DMA

[dreamy belfry]

literally just ban all the RMB'ers and you'd remove 80% of the cheaters (but also lose 1-5k players so they wont...)

[pastel bay]

Yeah… we felt it too.
The changes didn’t just stop cheaters—
they started catching legit players in the net.

And now the queue feels cleaner on paper…
but heavier for the people actually trying to play.

[raw scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-redditt-moderator-mod-discord-mod-gif-4981522762902774279

[empty bane]

and I say this patch we roll out TPM/HVCI to all modes

[deep belfry]

Embed fail 💀

[agile yew]

never gonna get rid of dma

[void elbow]

they already did that one and all the lil babys started crying

[empty bane]

Vanguard kinda just did

[agile yew]

you think these people are paying for vanguard

[lavish brook]

my god i miss region lock so bad

[raw scarab]

I know how they work in here lil chuddy LMAO, reading the title is enough to know the gif. You might not know how to read tho? lil baby boy 🙁

[empty bane]

no, I think tehy can implement the same stuff tho

[visual dune]

my lifetime friend who i introduced the game to in the playtests had to unironically buy a new pc because his bios was too old to make the necessary changes to play HR

[raw scarab]

Keep barking for me doggy

[hearty canopy]

update the bios? i updated mine to be able to play

[livid crescent]

same. im forced to play us east because of them

[agile yew]

yep but some people dont wanna buy a new pc so just lowers the playerbase lol

[deep belfry]

vro is so mad🥀

[empty bane]

Imagine you try to DMA cheat and it bricks your pc

[languid quartz]

2hrs is up i want in, i would of prefered the laggy server haha

[empty bane]

thats gonna cut DMA cheaters by another 70%#

[raw scarab]

keep barking for me ❤️ such a good boy

[lavish brook]

solos is so far gone its not even funny, 80% of the lobbies are just chinese rat rogues

[stuck pagoda]

reading this chat is both entertaining and mind numbing haha

[floral heart]

Do you play CS2 ? Cause I do (a lot), i'm 3K elo on faceit and I never see any cheaters.

There might be some closet walls / radar but it makes it WAY more expensive.

I have green trust factor on premier, every 2 games its HvH so it does help.

[empty bane]

thats just cope my dudee

everyone wants to buy a new pc

[dreamy belfry]

nothing has changed in 3 years lmao

[empty bane]

tehy just cant afford it

[agile yew]

people on dma are just gonna buy firmware and emulators for dma cheating never gonna stop

[visual dune]

His bios was too old to update, I'd have to ask the particular model he was using

[stuck pagoda]

nope lol

[empty bane]

The firmware is what is being bricked

[agile yew]

wont happen on a 100t with an emulator gng

[dreamy belfry]

used to, got to faceit 8 but this is actual years ago, the amount of closet cheaters in comp games and extraction shooters is more than you'd think

[empty bane]

Ok, how many cheaters have access to 100t and an emulator gng#

[agile yew]

alot lol they like 150$ straight from china

[deep belfry]

Bet you get off to that huh, you freaky aah

[deep loom]

enable arena pls ty

[restive heart]

i used too

15k prem rated

[coarse summit]

im waiting for arena so i can sell all my purple bis

[restive heart]

i only seen 2 cheaters after a newer update

[rain pine]

servers up yet?

[restive heart]

check idk

[agile yew]

faceit is really hard to cheat on unless you have a heino

[crimson grove]

still an another hour to go

[tame fable]

another 2 hours

[rain pine]

are we deadass

[balmy flicker]

the game says 50 minutes remaining on patch, they delayed it and didnt even announce

[restive heart]

i couldnt get faceit

[dreamy belfry]

50m

[agile yew]

wym

[restive heart]

they did

[restive heart]

bios settings etc

[crimson grove]

they did announce

[restive heart]

idk it was goofy

[balmy flicker]

they said 2 hours 2 hours ago

[restive heart]

same with HR now tbh

[agile yew]

oh yeah atleast it blocks most cheats

[raw scarab]

🐶

[languid quartz]

5hr is nuts

[rancid marten]

approximately two hours

[empty bane]

get a $150 one from china and go play valorant with cheats, let me know how it goes

[rain pine]

approx 2hrs does NOT equal 3 hrs

[next drift]

you know what word aproximately means? xd

[rugged stump]

2 hours from last edit which was 1h4min ago

[balmy flicker]

3 hours isnt approximately 2
just say 3

[rancid marten]

It doesn’t equal two hours either

[floral heart]

Its still a WORLD of difference between Faceit games and premier.

On premier I get shit on by lvl 3 faceit with better crosshair placement that donk (CSrep gives u those stats).

So the invasive kernel AC must be doing something right because it is very very rare that I get doubts on a faceit games.

[calm grail]

As someone who play only HR, theres always fucking Chinese players in NA east lobbies cheating

[balmy flicker]

just kill them, theyre free loot

[rancid marten]

Unfortunately these are the rules, add at least 2 hours to any patch timer and be prepared to add up to 12 hours

[restive heart]

yup

[empty bane]

Also your indepth knowledge of exactly how to cheat, using custom hardware, and then arguing for no anti cheat is quite concerning

[deep belfry]

🗣️ 🐕‍🦺 💦

[restive heart]

but now i cant play HR on here now

[empty bane]

yeah but they are not hacking

[balmy flicker]

12 hour patch is a classic

[agile yew]

i cheat on rust

[restive heart]

that is kinda sad ...

xdd

[empty bane]

thats like saying my peepee is 1inch

[calm grail]

Ye kill the 320 ms barb with full unique with +9 stats

[empty bane]

but if it makes you happy

[valid heron]

is the patch done

[restive heart]

no

[balmy flicker]

320 ms barb would have very little pdr

[empty bane]

also, if you cheat on Rust, you cheat on DaD

[calm grail]

Still hits like a truck

[agile yew]

are you dumb?

[empty bane]

so I'm just gonna ignore anything you haave to say about begging for the anti cheat security to be removed

[reef igloo]

heap of health would offset that

[lean ether]

Invasive kernel AC is completely fine and the only way to combat it effectively, unfortunately people see invasive and kernel and just get scared for no reason...

[balmy flicker]

very true, just bait the fight on a door

[balmy flicker]

still very much killable

[tame fable]

???

[iron parcel]

at this point bring old uniques with 5 rolls since loot giga buffed and legendries are not satisfying anymore

[empty bane]

??/

Like what is hard to understand fellas?

[agile yew]

that makes no sense bro

[empty bane]

if you are a fucking cheater

you will cheat in any game

NO NO its just Rust for the memes

[lean ether]

factual statement

[tame fable]

🤦‍♂️

[fiery pier]

If u a cheater in multiplayer games, u are a cheater in multiplayer games

[empty bane]

gtfo here

[kind hinge]

ong

[zinc wren]

hi guys servers are up im in

[lean ether]

L ragebait

[empty bane]

My brother used to use cheats when i was a kid

[iron parcel]

who caught cheating in rust who tag him

[zinc wren]

im literally in join a vc i'll stream it

[empty bane]

and he used them on fucking everything bro

[tame fable]

i used to rgh on bo2 for modded lobbies, like zombieland etc

[iron parcel]

@tame fable u dirty cheater ?

[tame fable]

ts is not the same. lol

[balmy flicker]

test server ragebait

[lean ether]

Ill try reopen it again

[alpine stump]

Extended another 6 hours

[empty bane]

I am like bro thats a $70 game shouldnt we finish it first

[agile yew]

yo just because ur brother cheats on everything doesnt go for everyone lol

[empty bane]

him lmao

[tame fable]

only on Dark and Darker

[fickle mango]

nt

[empty bane]

Once you step over that line, it changes your brain bro

you are just giving yourself more options

[zinc wren]

you guys get smoked by me on squire royale

[empty bane]

jsut getting ahead

[zinc wren]

i literally never lose with my team

[empty bane]

everyone else is cheating so I am making it even

but actually all along you are trash human and a bad player

[bitter aurora]

so its been two hours. where the game at

[tame fable]

ive never lost to you on squire

[zinc wren]

shh chump

[tame fable]

it was korean 2 hours..

[iron parcel]

whos the cheater bro

[balmy flicker]

Woah so good! you should teach us all how to play and pvp so well!

[lean ether]

If you cheat on some games it probably because you are horrible, If you cheat on dark and darker you are straight up dis@bled because cheating doesnt even help you lmao

[tame fable]

we still got 4

[empty bane]

its over for you bro, any claim of prowess is gone, along with your credibility

[zinc wren]

talent cant be taught

[bitter aurora]

waiting for the extra 2 hours post

[fossil matrix]

😱

[empty bane]

Cod and Crazy are both Rust cheaters

Most likely DaD cheaters as well

[tame fable]

sorry for playin modded bo2 lobbies 🙏

[balmy flicker]

Noooo!!!!
so youre saying i can never do it? 🙁

[lean ether]

Holy minecraft enjoyer

[rancid marten]

Been sayin this

[empty bane]

its a mod guys not a cheat Kappa

[agile yew]

sorry for spawning things in my rust server

[empty bane]

I am the only one running the mod - Cod Eyes

[latent badge]

Do these life after death changes finally make it so running 6 in your inventory serves no benefit

[iron parcel]

if u cheat in rust u do it for loot so it would make sense u using it in for loot in dnd also @tame fable

dirty cheater

[tame fable]

i dont even play rust?

LOL

[empty bane]

You cant be in creative mode as admin on your own servern on RUST?

[lean ether]

yes

[agile yew]

what are you talking about

[civic hearth]

[empty bane]

you are sayign the cheats you use in Rust aree to spawn items on your own server

[tame fable]

i cheat in roblox

[agile yew]

yes

[empty bane]

and I am asking, if you cant just do that in admin mode?

[agile yew]

i do

[empty bane]

on your own server

[languid hull]

🦧

[agile yew]

thats how i cheat

[empty bane]

look at this pathetic guy

trying to cover it up

[agile yew]

😭

[tame fable]

i have god mode on dark and darker

[zinc wren]

Jeeves is in a cheat provider discord

[tame fable]

(i have 6 lads)

[empty bane]

no no guys I just meant I playin creative not that I use hacks of which I know a great deal about

[agile yew]

noooooo

[barren geyser]

please finish im tryna play

[tame fable]

ur in an odablock discord enough said

[iron parcel]

he cant afford to boost a discord server u think he would own his own rust server

[balmy flicker]

how do you know?

[empty bane]

I was only pretending to be regarded guys @zinc wren

[fiery pier]

how does "wont happen on a 100t with an emulator gng" correlate to rust spawning items on ur own server?

[zinc wren]

so are you gimp

[fiery pier]

Just curious.

[tame fable]

too late already kicked you

[untold dock]

It was been 2 hours and 10 minutes since the last update on the patch delay, wheres the game at??

[iron parcel]

why is odablock a cheater ?

[balmy flicker]

delayed without announcement

[zinc wren]

u guys are so sad and lifeless

go outside

[karmic thunder]

estimated 41 mins left

[balmy flicker]

noo please dont say that!!

[tame fable]

i poked my head out the window, now what

[untold dock]

another delay? thats crazy

[zinc wren]

go to work and make money

[empty bane]

I dunno, I am in a LOT of discords, but none of them are to do with cheats that I know of

[calm grail]

People who play ironman in osrs prob have no friends and small peepee irl

[balmy flicker]

thats the norm for these devs

[agile yew]

just scammed some guy in nepal now what

[shy ridge]

so0 bored i just went and cleaned all thje windows of my flat

[untold dock]

still crazy that its been happening since pt1

[tame fable]

i was a maxed main until they added sailing bs company ruined my acc

[zinc wren]

average discord users smh

[languid quartz]

@next shell come on jay the fellas are hungry and want in whats going on

[languid hull]

im playing an iron right now 🦧

[balmy flicker]

all this time and they still dont use test servers

[lean ether]

@floral heart Im the next donk bro how can I get on the world stage

[calm grail]

Based fuck sailing

[shy ridge]

lol

[empty bane]

What I personally do know, is there are less cheaters in HR than last season, and it feels like a lot of cheaters in SR/Norms so I think we should roll out the security features to all modes, and implement the new antidma stuff tio

[civic hearth]

[agile yew]

they dont wanna inconvenience the test server players

[shy ridge]

lol

[iron parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701