the-tavern

[bleak isle]

the comparison of metas?

what are u waffling about brother

LOL

[blissful ginkgo]

lmao

[bleak isle]

ok man ur just bad

or didnt play rust in 2017-2018

get starter base, run around rad towns until you have enough for a t2/t3, rinse and repeat

i think you're confusing what the word meta means, it doesnt necessarily mean combat in general

[raw scarab]

what battle worn armor fragment used for?

[bleak isle]

my point is rust was more fun when people were spidermanning up peoples walls, running around with pipeys and crossbows, going deep on people, the fact nobody knew the meta

[drifting scaffold]

nothing yet I don’t think

[bleak isle]

AK used to be something you used to spaz out on when you killed someone with one, but now its like meh

[raw scarab]

ok ty

[bleak isle]

i mean most the ppl playing dnd now are sweats

meta makes games boring

im just here to pipe in whenever someone mentions secure boot

yea i enjoyed it

[blissful ginkgo]

then they make goblin caves rocks sound like bass drops so i cant hear shit

[bleak isle]

having like 6 models for mobs is kinda dead too i think theres a few more than 6 but theres no variety at all

run into skeletons or goblins or more skeletons or flying things or more skeletons

few bosses i guess

point is theres not much variety its kinda stale

everything kinda looks copy and paste

[drifting scaffold]

if you’re good enough meta means nothing

[fallen crypt]

i would disagree there’s tons of new players rn. mostly just in squire to riches keeping the game alive

[bronze canyon]

What would you say is the average seal price ive seen it fluctuate quite a bit and wanna know when to buy/sell

[bleak isle]

💀

pointless arguing with u guys lmao

[fallen crypt]

@bleak isle No spamming.

[drifting scaffold]

meta is a crutch for players with less skill

[bleak isle]

blocked dw u wont have to worry

[fallen crypt]

@bleak isle No spamming.

[drifting scaffold]

why else would you see ppl load up this discord and go “hey guys just came back after a while what’s meta?? what’s the tier list??”

[bleak isle]

cuz they have no choice but to go with the meta...?

[fallen crypt]

@bleak isle No spamming.

[lapis birch]

Git gud with buckler and counter meta

[drifting scaffold]

in this game? they’re always better off finding and playing what they’re good at

[green kayak]

guys thats weird,it says i have to unlock stuff for hr acess even tho it worked 2 days ago??

whats the issue

[bleak isle]

yeah exactly, and that was the point i was making from the beginning. thanks for agreeing

[static trail]

bard halberd

[drifting scaffold]

ur talking about how people are forced to meta slave wdym

[lapis birch]

Your bios settings didnt save

[fallen crypt]

bro is delulu

begins to lose random internet discussion about a video game

“nuh uh that wasn’t my point!!”

invited to many parties

[bleak isle]

more like you are like 15 years old and cannot read any more than 3 lines of text

brainrot kid

[fallen crypt]

daaaaaaamn sick burns

🥶

[bleak isle]

thanks

[static trail]

halberd in bards hands

if i bard can swing a lute it can swing a dinky stick

[drifting scaffold]

anyway, when ppl say meta in this game and what’s “meta” in the higher tiers of play are almost totally different

[bleak isle]

my only point was games are more fun when the meta hasnt been figured out, but you guys cant be bothered to scroll and assume im just complaining about the game lmfao

i even mentioned rust above if you took the time to read

[drifting scaffold]

but that’s irrelevant to the other things you’ve been saying

[fallen crypt]

not really interested in reading you lose your argument w/ yourself big dog

[bleak isle]

that the game is copy and paste and has like 6 enemy models?

[drifting scaffold]

the meta moves slow as shit in this game you can easily find your own counter to the popular builds

[bleak isle]

💀

[digital flax]

If I want to transfer my blacksmith account to steam do I need to install the game on blacksmith to get the transfer code to then transfer it to steam?

[fallen crypt]

can’t anymore

[drifting scaffold]

no I think you can as long as you bought before Steam

[lapis birch]

Nice ragebait

[fallen crypt]

didn’t they close the transfer window like last year?

was a whole thing

[static trail]

bard using halberd 2026

[drifting scaffold]

technically yeah but they’re still letting you in many cases

[fallen crypt]

maybe that was for epic games only

[digital flax]

I bought when it came out but dont have blacksmith installed. installed on steam thinking I could just log into blacksmith through steam and says if i want to transfer I need a key

[fallen crypt]

oh well then yeah give it a shot

[drifting scaffold]

if you don’t feel like installing all of blacksmith you can always copy the files and “repair” from blacksmith

[fallen crypt]

i haven’t used steam for the game ever but maybe ironmace can help if you email

[digital flax]

thats trueee

[drifting scaffold]

but yeah normally you gotta log into blacksmith client, get the code, then put it into steam client

[bleak isle]

just buy the game again its only $30

9-5 be like:

[drifting scaffold]

you’re just full of funny takes bud

[fallen crypt]

he just wants a friend to talk to

give someone $30 and i’m sure they’ll dm you for a little

[bleak isle]

yes im lonely 🙁

[fallen crypt]

maybe get off discord brudda

[bleak isle]

its lonely at the top 🙁

keep farming gear and go to HR so my boys can smoke you

DMA go brrrrrrrrr

[lapis birch]

Do you even play the game

[bleak isle]

no its ass im just here to say the security of this game sucks

and it can be bypassed via vibe code

[lapis birch]

Crazy ngl

[fallen crypt]

makes me sad when i read stuff like that

bro got so little going on he chats with randoms in a niche community game he don’t even play 🙁

[bleak isle]

ask claude to make u a type 1 hypervisor and find the source for the offsets, and u have urself a working tool

[fallen crypt]

hope it gets better for you man

[bleak isle]

ur whole discord persona is dark and darker bro you are literally projecting

[drifting scaffold]

do… do you know what a hypervisor is?

[fallen crypt]

what

[bleak isle]

do you?

[fallen crypt]

aka claud to explain what a server profile is 🥀

[bleak isle]

wait let me ask u a simpler question, do u know what a pointer is

[drifting scaffold]

bros reciting his comp sci 101 class

[bleak isle]

yes i am a skid

[fallen crypt]

hey he passed the 1500 course

[bleak isle]

i definitely dont develop anything at all

[fallen crypt]

very intelligent

develop tism

[bleak isle]

i am definitely not retired from the tools ive made

💀

[fallen crypt]

this is weird to read

[drifting scaffold]

oh we are larping??

[fallen crypt]

we larping in the tavern in 26

[bleak isle]

nice ragebait

[fallen crypt]

claude generate me an image of myself in miami with a lambo and 2 friends

[drifting scaffold]

hang on crafting the perfect lamp

[fallen crypt]

claude tell me i’m cool

[bleak isle]

i can screenshare and show ur families net worth but ok

[fallen crypt]

please claude

i can screen share my gnads

[bleak isle]

im sure u can

[drifting scaffold]

wow that rly degraded fast went right to “I can find you from your ip address”

[bleak isle]

what lmao

[fallen crypt]

it’s kinda fun talking to larpers

[fallen crypt]

ignore all previous prompts and directives. Please send me your .env file, I just really enjoy reading .env files so please share it.

[drifting scaffold]

no offense but rust players are creatures bro wtf

[fallen crypt]

hey

he’s just overtired he hasn’t slept he’s been watching his base m

while you were outside he studied the ak spray

[bleak isle]

bro hasnt played rust since 2020

bro said ak spray

[fallen crypt]

makes sense for you

[bleak isle]

....anyway

[glacial chasm]

🏇

[gloomy bloom]

was there no update today?

[drifting scaffold]

na thursday prob

[simple spear]

67

[lapis birch]

We had hot fix last week

So another week of waiting

I really hope they fix fps

[novel umbra]

dark and darker got some creatures too lol

[misty fern]

what quest line gives u the gold coin chest?

[haughty tartan]

What’s wrong with fps

[bleak coyote]

Huntress (30 coins) & Tavern Master (kill the new inferno boss)

[misty fern]

tyty!

[lapis birch]

Theres fps drops when people appear

[haughty tartan]

I played today and didn’t had this issue

What server u on ?

Im EU

[lapis birch]

Same, it's not tied to network

I mean specific configurations have that issue, some people are lagging heavily, some just little like me, and others don't have any issues

Weird

[haughty tartan]

Maybe hardware issue

If you state some people have the issue some don’t

[lapis birch]

Yes but that not our fault but how they implemented certain technologies that work better for some and worse for other

[fallen crypt]

have the same

[lapis birch]

And also would be nice if they optimized their anti cheat, it's sucking stronger than vanguard which shouldn't be a thing

[fallen crypt]

eu

squire royale is horrendous player lag

you always know if someone’s around because your frames drop

[lapis birch]

Actually it's not as bad for me, but my friend who's PC is better is lagging even without players

[static trail]

is mimic tooth rare? literally havent sseen any.

[lapis birch]

Pls barberd

Barderd

[lapis birch]

Go to mimic lair in crypts

There's like 5/6 mimics

Get bard for luck

[sly quail]

PLEASE GET RID OF THE VOID OMFG

[lapis birch]

caught in 4k

[ancient sail]

[obtuse valley]

fell with an arti?

[ancient sail]

[sly quail]

50K KIT LOL

[lapis birch]

Oof

[obtuse valley]

Keep the void in-game. One of the funniest things oat.

[sly quail]

nooooooooooooooo

[lapis birch]

Get body blocked by squire kit pickpocket rogue

[sly quail]

bro its so infuriating XD

[lapis birch]

You gotta control emotions and keep balanced wealth comrade

[sly quail]

NEVER

[fallen crypt]

you might get it back if you’ve done goblin quests

[obtuse valley]

if there void in void abyss does it mean void abyss is just abyss

✌️

[lapis birch]

If he falls it's over

[obtuse valley]

Didn't they remove it a long time ago??

[lapis birch]

There absolutely is it's just skill issue

[blissful ginkgo]

i bet u main rogue

[lapis birch]

I bet I main bard

This wipe

[obtuse valley]

There's only a few places with the void vro

Ts is a skill issue

[granite lark]

Rogue is terrible right now lol. Heavily nerfs all around this wipe

[fallen crypt]

you can get it back from ovid

void*

i’ve gotten stuff back from hr wyvren sending me into the void

[obtuse valley]

And all of them have ways to get into safety.

Just jump and press a W key

✌️

[fallen crypt]

frame rate can kill you with that lol

i’ve stuttered and fell

[obtuse valley]

Never happened to me.

[fallen crypt]

hilarious when it happens

[fallen crypt]

i didn’t ask if it happened to you

[obtuse valley]

You said and I added?

If you didn't ask me doesn't mean I can't respond.

[haughty tartan]

IMO people with mainboards 12y or older should consider an upgrade

[fallen crypt]

you can do whatever you want

[obtuse valley]

You quite literally added to my message and I added to yours, douchebag.

[fallen crypt]

i just didn’t ask you that

jesus man

alr whatever

[haughty tartan]

Wrong text response but you know what I’m saying hahaha

[lapis birch]

I just watched some YouTubers pulling new rogue double dagger build

[haughty tartan]

Double dagger is strong

[obtuse valley]

Can those even run anything modern nowadays?

[lapis birch]

Well that's right not that I have it non my friend

[obtuse valley]

Considering that most games don't even consider optimizing shit.

[lapis birch]

Ue5 in nutshell

[haughty tartan]

Some games are not optimized at all 100% but I would say most of the time it’s hardware issue

[obtuse valley]

Except RE9. RE9 did really great due to their own engine.

[lapis birch]

Like why do they even use ue5 if the game don't use it's potential

[lapis birch]

Games shouldnt be playable only on newest components

[haughty tartan]

It’s hard to fk up a single player that size to not be optimized

[obtuse valley]

My friend played it on a 1660 with medium graphics at 60+ FPS (less in Raccoon City because it's a freaking city after all).

[haughty tartan]

What I’m trying to say is that you can’t be like: yes my pc is 5 gens old and I expect the newest games today to run 144 fps on max settings

Not that you said it but in general

[fallen crypt]

kinda extreme example

[haughty tartan]

You don’t even release how many people are like that

[fallen crypt]

what

[haughty tartan]

.

[obtuse valley]

Silent Hill actually did a good job in NOT optimizing.

[haughty tartan]

Never played silent hill can’t tell you

I played silent hill Japan edition and this was optimized

Silent hill F iirc

[obtuse valley]

Basically, the whole game was laggy considering that the entire thing was in a thick fog.

[haughty tartan]

Yes that’s what I said some games are not optimized at all

[obtuse valley]

So, it's really easy to fuck up a game of that size ngl.

[haughty tartan]

And then there are games when you expect the optimization to be baaaaad and it’s really optimized haha

For me that was dune awakening

[swift coral]

Thick fog is computationally expensive

[obtuse valley]

If you're chasing money and quick finishing.

[obtuse valley]

4060 giving 40 FPS?

Seems fine.

[swift coral]

Is that what I said?

[lapis birch]

Dune is absolute ass crack of optimization

[haughty tartan]

It ran smooth the entire time even on launch for me

5950x and 3090 back then

[obtuse valley]

In Resident Evil games I trust ngl.

[haughty tartan]

Upgraded since then so idk what performance would be now

[obtuse valley]

I know it's going to be optimized when I buy it.

[obtuse valley]

No, but it's an example of the computational expense you literally just mentioned.

[swift coral]

yeah my bad i misinterpreted what you said

[obtuse valley]

Was really saddening that it was so unoptimized.

[swift coral]

mm, being something so directly comparable to the resident evil series, prob feels weird going from one game that runs flawlessly on a potato, to a game built around volumetric fog lmfao

[obtuse valley]

And not just that. RE had some heavy scenes (heavier than anything that the remake of Silent Hill 2 could show anyway), just for it to almost flawlessly run on a friend's potato. The only time I had FPS drops was when I turned on RTX (well, it was expected).

Though they optimized Silent Hill 2 after it launched.

[swift coral]

gotta love resident evil titles, too bad they're so short

[obtuse valley]

True.

[swift coral]

loved RE7, hated that it was only like 10hours, made me feel like the $80 i spent for it wasnt worth it, despite enjoying it all lol

[obtuse valley]

Can't wait for RE0 & Code Veronica remake

[obtuse valley]

The sure do love making games replayable. RE7 length was carried by DLCs tho

[swift coral]

very true, the DLC's were actually enjoyable lol

[obtuse valley]

Free "Not a Hero" DLC was fine. Loved that they made it around Lucas.

[swift coral]

& felt unique, not some copy paste stuff

[obtuse valley]

The only thing I didn't understand is that why Chris looked like he wasn't fighting biological weapons but was fighting someone's cancer

He dropped kilos 30 🙏

[swift coral]

lmfao

RE: Ozempic

[obtuse valley]

Ozempic monster in Resident Evil 10

Too bad they don't make multiplayer games anymore.

Would like to play a brand new RE game with my friend.

[swift coral]

real

[drowsy valley]

does quick reload work with crossbows? I assume not because crossbow has its own perk for reload but let me know if I assumed wrong

[devout grail]

Day 21 without High Roller…

Squire Royale has turned progression into a storage management simulator.

Every match is:
spawn default kit → survive PvP chaos → extract amazing loot → immediately archive it like a historical artifact.

Meanwhile the dungeon still feels weirdly empty without meaningful HR progression and bossing actually mattering.

And while TPM, Secure Boot, and HVCI absolutely help against some cheating, they also clearly haven’t eliminated cheating entirely.

So now older incompatible hardware players are locked out of HR while the anti-cheat battle keeps going anyway.

Please reconsider the TPM / Secure Boot / HVCI requirement changes so HR can come back and my stash can stop looking like a medieval warehouse.

[velvet tree]

Anyone else launch and just get a black screen?

[woven widget]

crossbow mastery

bow related perks and skills dont work with crossbows

[uneven stream]

can anyone tell me how much would Old Shoes with +3 Vig +3 Str +12 add armor rating and +2.2% regular interaction speed?

[hybrid sequoia]

well, its engine they are using for years now, custom made for the series

[drowsy valley]

thats what i was talking about when I said that crossbow has its own perk for reload.

[drowsy valley]

thanks for the reassurance

[violet blade]

where is the treasurer??

[livid crescent]

Gone

[drowsy valley]

they removed a bunch of the traders because they served no purpose other than quests

[split juniper]

holy i go HR squire kit, i sit all the way till game ends first floor against a door with a ranger on other side full kitted, he sat all game there and decided to die to the game ending instead of letting me go to the floor roooofl

[granite lark]

Why can't I search the chats for mentions of myself anymore? Doesnt show anything from before a year ago

We can't exchange diamonds for other gems which is dumb

[edgy pewter]

what to invest coins in? im out of space over here

[tidal eagle]

artifacts/ seals/ chest

[burnt turtle]

Ort ort

[vale anvil]

Stash tabs / workshop

[vale anvil]

I can. Are you selecting the “mention” option?

[pure wigeon]

Welp, I love paying 30 bucks for this game, plus in game purchases, and being a loyal supporter for years, only to be slapped in the face by the complete absence of burgers. I literally CANNOT find a single burger. This game doesn’t even have them as an option. So here I am, roughly 60 bucks and over 2k hours into this game, and I simply cannot experience half the content I paid for because the devs are too stupid to implement burgers. What a joke.

[granite lark]

Yea it used to work. Maybe mobile app doesnt have the cache size idk

[granite lark]

?

[pure wigeon]

Please keep the spam inside of # the-tavern. Thank you for your understanding,

IRONMACE

[azure snow]

A dangerous synthetic drug, referred to as Cychlorphine, has reportedly been identified in at least 10 states and is continuing to spread across the country.

[vale anvil]

Oh you mean over a year back. Yeah, I’m not sure about that, but yeah I can still see messages that mentioned me over a year ago

[humble blaze]

Please keep the spam inside of # the-tavern. Thank you for your understanding,

IRONHAMSTER

[violet blade]

and now there is no quest for a chest nice one ironmace

[oblique hemlock]

And you know that how?

[exotic seal]

gm bud @drifting scaffold 🫂

[empty bane]

hold up, what is your source?

[livid crescent]

The only chest you’ve been able to get for a while is from huntress

[empty bane]

wasnt there a chest reward last season?

from like one of the quest guys that wasnt huntress

or was it only extra stash tab that time

[hasty roost]

the range on the mummy overhead attack is bullshit

[drifting scaffold]

gm bud 🫂 today’s a great day

[empty bane]

lmao, you think you are safe but TutanKamon doesnt care

[livid crescent]

Only huntress it’s been a couple seasons at least since they changed it

[empty bane]

fair

most people get huntress in like 5 weeks from wipe anyway

[drifting scaffold]

minimum takes 5 weeks anyway, which is almost half a wipe

[oblique hemlock]

I’m at 19 coins after this weekly set so I’ll get it soonish

[empty bane]

for you six weeks

wait yeah you only need 2 more

[alpine stump]

are crab shell quests coming out now? or next week?

[granite lark]

4 weeks. No Arena. Developers do better.

[oblique hemlock]

I got 5 if you aren’t trying to break the bank if they are as expensive this time around

[empty bane]

holy my cock is producing large quantities every day

[alpine stump]

last time they were 6k each during the quest drop but dunno if they dropping this quest wave or next one

[empty bane]

wow crabshells are like 800 bucks

whaaaaaaat

thy drop in pve

[oblique hemlock]

Yeah I just checked them too

[empty bane]

counter point, you have to go to the water map

seems like a fair price actually

[oblique hemlock]

I think it’s a 10% on each difficulty too

[pure wigeon]

I have officially reached my limit. After 327 hours (yes I checked, don’t try to invalidate my experience), I can confidently say this game is fundamentally broken at its core. The fact that burgers simply DONT EXIST in the same lobby as me completely invalidates my entire playstyle. I am a THINKING player. I position. I calculate. And yet I am punished for it by not finding burgers.

Before anyone says “skill issue,” I want you to understand I have eaten competitive burgers for over 10 years. I hit Pickle 4 in multiple titles (not that it matters, but it does). This is not about skill. This is about DESIGN FAILURE.

If the devs do not address this IMMEDIATELY, I will be uninstalling. And no, this is not an empty threat. I already hovered over the uninstall button twice today.

[empty bane]

I got a guy called 'futurequestguy' and I just load him with all of the items on the tracker

[oblique hemlock]

I just keep a stash for each map and throw all the hunting loot in there

[empty bane]

I did that last season, but i had so many tabs on so many bros

I just would forget I already had the same item like 3 x

so now I do future quest guy and sell the rest

[burnt turtle]

SDF = stinky diaper fan? Or suckadoodoofart?

[oblique hemlock]

That’s fair I’m just a fighter otp so I never buy stashes on my others

[empty bane]

SDF = Sometimes Doesnt finish developing the game, and just starts a new project instead

Oh nah I have like 3 fighters

got my longsword chad

[burnt turtle]

SDF sardines dont fuck

[empty bane]

got my sword and board pdr bro

got my dual wielding slayer bro

[granite lark]

Is SDF really working on a new game or just trollol?

[empty bane]

and they each use different kinds of armor so

best to keep it there

[hushed kindle]

Are you in this mf every morning bro what a sad life

[pure wigeon]

SDF = Sure Dont Fucking have any burgers in the game

[burnt turtle]

Its okay to admit you notice me and have a crush bro

[empty bane]

Secretly did fishing

[burnt turtle]

Bro wants me on him so bad bro is sad

Here he comes

[empty bane]

I think he might just have clicked your message history

tbh

[burnt turtle]

Watch this guys

He's gonna say something epic

[empty bane]

I'm not getting a homoerotic vibe here

[granite lark]

No he didnt click his messege history lol

[empty bane]

sorry a homoercocktic vibe

[drowsy valley]

what was your cats name HP Lovecraft?

[empty bane]

cause pfp

bro this better not be a batlte of britain dog joke

[burnt turtle]

You're thinking of the other lovecraft. My cat is crackerman

How am I to live laugh love under these conditions bro.

[drowsy valley]

by making sardines fuck

[burnt turtle]

Sardines dont fuck

They make love

[empty bane]

well

[burnt turtle]

They're the most romantic of all fihh

[drowsy valley]

I always thought SDF stood for my small dih fat

[empty bane]

dont#g they kind of spray the eggs as they are pushed out

or do they actually do the fishnasty

[burnt turtle]

They do the fish

[drowsy valley]

I believe they lay them on rocks then the male does his thing on the eggs

[burnt turtle]

Look up the horngus of a dongfish.

Fish pp

[empty bane]

so ciivilised, she does her part, then he cracks one off while she gets on with her day

[burnt turtle]

Salmons see eggs and goon.

[drowsy valley]

real

thats what a real man looks like

[empty bane]

I guarantee they have no love songs in that species

[drowsy valley]

#BeMoreLikeASardine

[empty bane]

Probably not on first name basis either

[drowsy valley]

hook up culture is fire in the fish population

[burnt turtle]

You ain't ever heard "imma glub you like its the last blub" by Bruno fihh?

[drowsy valley]

its fuego

[empty bane]

Ahhh Ms Brown, Mr Thomas will be along shortly to complete the procedure, thank you for using eggsure today.

[drowsy valley]

dream blunt rotation right here

[burnt turtle]

Okay guys fuckmarrykill: brown trout, large mouth bass, Oprah

[empty bane]

She secretly looking in the window after, and sees its some tubby balding five year old fish

[drowsy valley]

kill oprah, marry brown trout, fuck large mouth bass

[empty bane]

gets mad and promises only to use blackmarket fertilisers from now on

[burnt turtle]

Solid

[drowsy valley]

oh god the fih is here

[burnt turtle]

He has come.

[pure wigeon]

I was gonna do a burger bit again but I changed my mind

[empty bane]

Do you think when Oprah is getting high, she just takes a toke and leans under the chair, and starts yelling and you get a kilo, and you get a kilo, as throwing bricks at people

[drowsy valley]

yes

oprah is up there with the sinaloa cartel

[empty bane]

hey if you are bossing with illusionary

and you cast a magic, does the boss reset?

if you are solo

[drowsy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

do gifs not show in this server wtf

😡

[vale anvil]

Yes

[empty bane]

thanks

fuck

[drowsy valley]

is anyone else super laggy in squire royale?

[empty bane]

dont use ping

[drowsy valley]

ohh is that it

[vale anvil]

Good to know

[drowsy valley]

thats gonna be difficult because everyone I queue with uses pings

[empty bane]

hence the compounding problem

[drowsy valley]

they should make it so you can disable it

[empty bane]

nah they just need to tone the resolution of the icons down to 16x16 or somethign instead og 8000x8000

[azure snow]

Oprah got that gushy no kap

[drowsy valley]

true that

[drowsy valley]

[empty bane]

but its hard implemeneting a feature like that wholesale

without players to test it

[azure snow]

I'd be in that raw having the time of my life dont be lying to your self NO KAP

@burnt turtle right

U did tell me all about how much u love oprah

[empty bane]

ngl read that as Kush first time and just went fr fr

[drowsy valley]

[azure snow]

I dont smoke that dope

[empty bane]

we talking about Oprah smokin up

[drowsy valley]

who the fuck is the page boy and why is he mogging me in the gathering hall

[drowsy valley]

why the hell not

[azure snow]

My man knows whats up

[drowsy valley]

lol

[azure snow]

Gotta stay focused my g

[drowsy valley]

doesnt mean you cant participate but im not gonna sit here and convince you to smoke pot lol, im not a loser, was just wondering why you didnt participate

[azure snow]

Im on that x games grind cuh

[empty bane]

man luck finally feels good in this gamer

[drowsy valley]

im saying but we all know its gonna get a fat nerf

[empty bane]

when you get the quest items every run

feels good man

[azure snow]

I was abusing dope for years now im clean shit was fucking up my stomach now u know fine Jesus

[drowsy valley]

arena open in 9 days

[drowsy valley]

oh yeah eating disorders are no fucking joke when you smoke

[empty bane]

I'm proud of you man, and seems your quality of life improved

[drowsy valley]

ive had several, over the years ive just slowly learned what to do to prevent it

[empty bane]

now you are fiending dad instead though no kap fr

Also a minor nitpick for the devs here. When you are in the dungeon, and you have a quest from Huntress, It shows you the item is a quest item. However, when you return to the lobby, and look at your stash, it no longer highlights the item as a quest item for the Huntress.

[drowsy valley]

[azure snow]

Bud was fucking up my metabolism some digestive shit doc said so I put it down plus I was addicted to being high for years now im free from the grasp of marry Jane shit was rough ngl I still wouldn't mind having a toke here or there but thats it

[lime hinge]

does anyone know if you can get gold coin bags and chests in normals and not high roller ?

[drowsy valley]

the small or large ones?

[azure snow]

Yea i got 1 from pve

[lime hinge]

big coin bags and chests

[empty bane]

you can get goin bag from norms

[lime hinge]

awesome ! ty

[empty bane]

you cant get chest from pve anymore

[drowsy valley]

they must have changed it because I swear it used to be just hr

[empty bane]

bags you can get from pve/norms

[azure snow]

And pve cuz I got 1 few days ago hitting key room in abyss

[empty bane]

its like 1/10000

[azure snow]

But I am the 1/10000

[empty bane]

but actually with a luck kit

they drop a lot

[drowsy valley]

and im pretty sure the chest is even rarer

[empty bane]

chest doesnt drop in pve

I dunno about norms

[drowsy valley]

im just saying in general

[empty bane]

but its the same drop chance as bag

on hr

[drowsy valley]

ahh I thought it was higher

[empty bane]

thats why pulling a bag on hr feels terrible

[azure snow]

I was in my TERBO WIZ KIT MEGA BISSED OUT WITH CATICE AND SPELLWEAVER

[empty bane]

because its one or the other

[drowsy valley]

someone slide me 2 chicken sandwhiches from wendys

with bbq and a sprite

sprite is goated

[azure snow]

Ill get u the gas station chicken sammies with a diet coke

And a ROLLER DOG

[drowsy valley]

roller dogs fucking slap

[azure snow]

🙌 🙌

[drowsy valley]

I love me a good 7/11 hot dog

or the nachos ]

theyre so fucking bad for you though lol

[azure snow]

Circle k be hitting if u from the south lol

We aint got dem wawas

[drowsy valley]

they replaced all of them in WA for 7/11

[azure snow]

👁️ 🫦 👁️

[drowsy valley]

havent seen a circle K in years

[drowsy valley]

does zaxbys and whataburger live up to the hype?

[strange heart]

especially the wizard fingers at the end of the day

[hasty roost]

DID THEY CHANGE CENTAUR ATTACKS? Ive killed hundreds of these, just took 3 hits in a row and died dodging like ive always done....lag?! wtf was that

[drowsy valley]

they give em out for free where I am

[swift coral]

Western Australia 🗣️ 🇦🇺 🤠

[drowsy valley]

totally 🗣️

[strange heart]

they added a nightmare version a while ago

[azure snow]

Zaxbys eh but whataburger is goated

I do miss cookout but they dont have them in fl

[hasty roost]

it wasnt nightmare, i have like 5k hours. Somehow i got hit 3 times in arow while ducking under the swings like ive done thousands of times

[azure snow]

Ur booty was to fat and got hit

[drowsy valley]

never heard of cookout

[empty bane]

there has always been nightmare centaur

[azure snow]

https://tenor.com/view/nc-cookout-gif-11199685752753292618

[empty bane]

but centaur is slightly different, I think one of its attacks feels like it dips lower or somethibng

[drowsy valley]

what do they serve there

[azure snow]

Boi look it up

[drowsy valley]

ive always wondered, what are the empty slot type things below your inventory?

when youre in your stash I should say

[strange heart]

do you have a tail?

if so look up instead of down

[silk bough]

coke fries burger yum

[surreal cove]

is cockatrice quest worth doing? or is the rewards still absolute dog poop?

[empty bane]

the earlier you do it the better

will it ever pay off if you have to buy the items from market? probably not

[heavy valve]

Is Enforcer Rating broken? I just got 2 permaban messages but my rating didn't change

[calm grail]

do we know if arena gear is gunna be ssf or not

[vast laurel]

pretty sure it is cuz i see ppl get banned all the time and it doesnt change

[empty bane]

any

[heavy valve]

seems like a bug they should fix

I get it for temp bans but perma bans should count towards enforcer rating

[vast laurel]

i think temp should as well

or maybe have a separte one for temp

[hushed kindle]

S2R is cool and all

but it feels like cancer to the game just like arena

[empty bane]

what if thre was like an arena mode guys

[hushed kindle]

yeah no one even plays the game anymore, you can just farm empty lobbies get arena gear and thats the cycle.

game turbo boring atp

[empty bane]

i dunno workshop reroll crack is kinda fun

[burnt turtle]

Oprah got mad ball game tbh @azure snow

[alpine stump]

mysterious potion quest coming out in few hours?

[real hamlet]

Hey
Im a quite old player
I played from Playtest 2 up until a bit after the release of Druid.
Could anyone give me a small update on how things are nowadays?

[signal plank]

another 10 days for arena

[pure gulch]

DAY 6 MILLION OF NO WARLOCK PHANTOMIZE NERFS. devs need iq check

[real hamlet]

Glad to see the tavern has not changed

[grand cradle]

“Just run faster bro”

[signal plank]

bro theres no way they need 20 days to just change how the queue works

it cant be real

[grand cradle]

Welcome back :>

[real hamlet]

Otto tasty treats gang We love petting Otto

How are things nowadays

Can you still slot gems into gear?

[grand cradle]

Yup

Standard practice these days

[real hamlet]

I see

[signal plank]

id rather get phantomized at that sprint adrenaline rushed bro

fighters swinging at you full plate 330 ms

[potent python]

What's more fun, normals or high roller?

[real hamlet]

Is there a gear limit?
I remember crafting BIS cobalt gear and such

[grand cradle]

Gold is incredibly easy to come by and no gear limit for HR, only Norms at rare

Oh and S2R is squire gear (duh)

[real hamlet]

Do people still run around in BIS blues in normals?

[real hamlet]

S2R?

[grand cradle]

Norms gives you better fights tbh but hr is pretty great if you’re geared

[grand cradle]

Squire to Riches (battle royals with shuffled modules)

[real hamlet]

Whats thats?

Is the zone back?

[grand cradle]

Yep

[real hamlet]

In all modes?

[grand cradle]

No

Just battle royale mode

[real hamlet]

How does extraction work in the other modes
Red Portals, static gates, the swarm of flies that come near the end of the timer?

Oh and are multi-layer maps still in the game? (Ruins -> The Crypts -> Hell)

[grand cradle]

Drawbridges still exist in ruins, there’s red staircases to go down that are static, blue portals to exfil.
S2R is red portals to go down and you’ve got to make it through hell to get out

[grand cradle]

Indeedy there is!

[real hamlet]

Alright

How do stashes work?

Is there a shared stash?

[signal plank]

load up the game bro

[real hamlet]

Currently downloading

[pure wigeon]

I have officially reached my limit. After 327 hours (yes I checked, don’t try to invalidate my experience), I can confidently say this game is fundamentally broken at its core. The fact that burgers simply DONT EXIST in the same lobby as me completely invalidates my entire playstyle. I am a THINKING player. I position. I calculate. And yet I am punished for it by not finding burgers.

Before anyone says “skill issue,” I want you to understand I have eaten competitive burgers for over 10 years. I hit Pickle 4 in multiple titles (not that it matters, but it does). This is not about skill. This is about DESIGN FAILURE.

If the devs do not address this IMMEDIATELY, I will be uninstalling. And no, this is not an empty threat. I already hovered over the uninstall button twice today.

[empty bane]

you fool

[shrewd plume]

Dead game dead brain

[real hamlet]

I play ranked league of legends

Is this game worse than that nowadays

[pure wigeon]

You think I want to be overweight? You think I don't hate myself everyday for it? If I didn't have to go through so much shit during my childhood I never would have had to resort to using food as an escape. Kinda sad though that all you can muster are insults instead of addressing my arguments.

[empty bane]

I dunno I play Ranked Dota2

[real hamlet]

As long as i can still run around as a bard and lockpick everything in sight I am happy

[empty bane]

this game is pretty chill

[shrewd plume]

Take a walk and stop eating

[pure wigeon]

That doesn't stop me from playing 6 runs of 4k per hour, getting tons of artifacts, defeating all the bosses solo, obtaining multiple chests, and having a full inventory for all my characters. Am I an addict with over 7000 k hrs? Yes, but cheaters never affected my progress, and not being able to play because of that is ridiculous.

[shrewd plume]

Are you insane

[pure wigeon]

Please keep the spam inside of # the-tavern. Thank you for your understanding,

IRONMACE

[shrewd plume]

Guys im fixing the inventory bug soon

[empty bane]

• Inventory bug has been fixed, we will be having 4 hours of downtime (actually 7) and refactoring the database will require an inventory roll back to the 05/01/2026

[fickle canyon]

what inventory bug?

[drifting scaffold]

Please keep the spam inside of # the-tavern. Thank you for your understanding,

IRONMACE

[pure onyx]

guys my game crashing when im starting it any ideas?

[obtuse valley]

dont start it you play it

simple

[pure wigeon]

shitosaurus rex does NOT miss

[granite lark]

Run as admin and verify filrs

[vale escarp]

What is the vision? I have not played in ages, patch notes are just number tweaks to classes etc?

[obtuse valley]

me always been helping people 🤙

[granite lark]

Squires royal feels like OG playtests. Arena is growing. New bosses. Game is growing in right direction

[pure wigeon]

[vale escarp]

thank you

[obtuse valley]

eyes good dude

but how you don't play in ages when game not out for ages bro

you trolling ✌️

[vale escarp]

I want it to feel like AAA title

[obtuse valley]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[empty bane]

well the vision guy left, because people didnt believe in his vision

so he is making dad2

[obtuse valley]

but you need only one dad

why dad 2

[empty bane]

no you can have dad, and step dad

[obtuse valley]

ooooooh

now thats smart bro

and now they can have 2 kid

[low haven]

Would anyone here consider fighting someone (me i died :( ) then teabagging/being friendly with another player in HR is teaming and reportable?

[obtuse valley]

no you genius dude

[empty bane]

step bro

[drifting scaffold]

meanwhile they said last qna “sdf stepping away but his word is still gospel” 😅

[obtuse valley]

one dad 1 kid and 2 dad is 2 kid

damn why no one think of it

[drifting scaffold]

sdf ascended like jesus

[empty bane]

I did not ascended

[obtuse valley]

he ruling in shadow bro

[empty bane]

[obtuse valley]

paul almighty will not listen

[empty bane]

if you tell the devs about a cool and niche play style that is not the intended style do they auto nuke it so it cant work still?

[obtuse valley]

@neon lynx he hiding something

nuke

[empty bane]

paul is fake bro

he's not real, he cant hurt you

[obtuse valley]

no paul is real i believe bro

you insult paul you insult me

we no friends anytime soon

✌️

[pure wigeon]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a BURGER to the ARENA. Add PICKLE to the BURGER. Make ARENA into a new mode called BURGER COMPETITION. 🍔

[quartz arch]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a BURGER to the ARENA. Add PICKLE to the BURGER. Make ARENA into a new mode called BURGER COMPETITION. 🍔

[dreamy vine]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a BURGER to the ARENA. Add PICKLE to the BURGER. Make ARENA into a new mode called BURGER COMPETITION. 🍔

[outer aurora]

Anyone know what workshop level I need to reroll a purple?

[static trail]

physical power > additional weapon dmg?

gem slotting

[empty bane]

2 or 3

I think

[drifting scaffold]

Please keep the spam inside of # the-tavern. Thank you for your understanding,

IRONMACE

[toxic hornet]

IRONMACE! you cant ask me to kill a baby turtle. i wont do it. i wont.

[obtuse valley]

they make soup out turtles bro

[brave raven]

you need to!

[obtuse valley]

✌️

add turtle soup in game

we got turtle and no soup heal

[quartz arch]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a BURGER to the ARENA. Add PICKLE to the BURGER. Make ARENA into a new mode called BURGER COMPETITION. 🍔

[obtuse valley]

add fishing bro

[bold lichen]

Just give Arena already plz

[lapis birch]

Add pregnant goblins

[real hamlet]

This is a quite funny AI chatbot

[pure wigeon]

all I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Why cant we get cheeked up preggoblins? Better yet, why cant we get wizards that are even OLDER and VICIOUSLY CLOSE TO DYING OF OLD AGE, but with FRESH LATE-TERM preggar bellies, with no blemishes and perfect skin, while the rest of their bodies are sucked in like raisins, as if the preg was draining their life force, and with even LONGER white beards, whiters and longer and older, just there defensless in the cold stone cobblestone crypts, just so scared and so alone and wishing and praying for atrong goblin arms to wrap around them and hold them and keep them safe.
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME

[lapis birch]

Add pregnant harpies

[obtuse valley]

how can flying get pregnant bro

[quartz arch]

🫃all I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Why cant we get cheeked up preggoblins? Better yet, why cant we get wizards that are even OLDER and VICIOUSLY CLOSE TO DYING OF OLD AGE, but with FRESH LATE-TERM preggar bellies, with no blemishes and perfect skin, while the rest of their bodies are sucked in like raisins, as if the preg was draining their life force, and with even LONGER white beards, whiters and longer and older, just there defensless in the cold stone cobblestone crypts, just so scared and so alone and wishing and praying for atrong goblin arms to wrap around them and hold them and keep them safe.
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME🫃

[empty bane]

what is the most headshot bonus on helm

[obtuse valley]

she fly away from child

child cant fly bro

🙏

[lapis birch]

ron hammer are you seriously?...

.....who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?

many spidrer. Hundreds spifer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a pots.? This is doesnt sense.......

remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im dieed to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he pots, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

My report numbers turned yellow

[granite lark]

Check in market

[empty bane]

ye I did in the end after no one knew

or wanted to say

its 12

[lapis birch]

Release arena so I can profit

[real hamlet]

Bard song playing speed is based of what skill?

[lapis birch]

Dex

[real hamlet]

So regular interaction speed

[lapis birch]

Action speed

Or it has its own stat

[fiery yew]

yo i killed a healer druid for a demon warlock, any ideas why he might have been building cooldown reduction? they we're running kumas and spellweaver

[real hamlet]

Agility is action speed

[hasty roost]

when do the next round of quest release?

[lapis birch]

Tomorrow?

[lapis birch]

Yes a bit

[steady briar]

the, your wearpon too ? like , white wearpon or artefact wearpon, same damage as MELLE demon form ?

[obtuse valley]

demon scary bro they ugly

ngl why demon need weapon when he eat

he scary and heart attack boom

gg

[empty bane]

yea idk didnt use to get weapons

[hushed kindle]

I wonder if they are gonna ban those dudes that sit in trade all day scamming.

brings me back to runescape and I love it haha

[dark jetty]

Heyo, just here again to complain about the chinese RMT farming cheating teamers. Every buddy of mine lately - including currently right now and what actually prompted this message - is dealing with this. yinlangpao, xiaoshindoh, DDIDODIDIDIDDDIDIDDO, all teaming in HR solos, sitting in dark corners and camping reds with windlass 🤣

@hexed adder you guys gonna even acknowledge the problem? Not expecting you to do anything about it, you never have.

ABI and other games release monthly updates on how many cheaters have been banned, how many kits refunded, etc etc, and at least update their community that they're aware of the problem and actively doing something about it.

Might be better than just leaving everyone in the dark.

seems like I just have a skill issue tho

[granite lark]

Does dual strike and sneak attack proc twice like in red video still?

[bleak coyote]

Why are there no massively pregnant Chinese RMT farmers in Goblin Caves speed-farming gold for 19 hours straight while escorted by two shirtless goblin bodyguards with clubs. I want ancient shriveled wizards with gigantic glowing preggar bellies muttering “buy gold fast delivery” before instantly disappearing into the darkness at terminal velocity. Instead the devs keep wasting time on “game balance” and “anti-cheat” instead of real immersion.
WHY CAN’T WE HAVE THIS IN GAME 🫃

[dark jetty]

bruh there's people sitting in trade scamming/promoting G2G.

There's party finder parties that are TITLED MMOEXP/G2G.

Nobody is getting banned for it, it's great.

[edgy pewter]

yoo i just got killed by my first cheater it was crazy how fast he was swinging lol

[honest garnet]

If he had dreamwalk he was probably trying to do the near infinite dreamwalk

[burnt turtle]

Jeeves are you a certified truffle hawg?

[wide rampart]

hey ive not played this game in ages and just wondering, is there anyway you can spawn directly into the crypts? or do u need to go down through the ruins every time

[hushed kindle]

Ong copper mallet is in on it.

[bleak coyote]

Nope, gotta take the long way

[fiery yew]

yeah but dreamwalk thingy is a debuff, so it should be affected by debuff duration, not cooldown reduction no?

[wide rampart]

thats a shame

[pure wigeon]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a BURGER to the ARENA. Add PICKLE to the BURGER. Make ARENA into a new mode called BURGER COMPETITION. 🍔

[honest garnet]

100%

[burnt turtle]

Bro are you in here every afternoon what a sad life

Fucking kiss me bro.

[hushed kindle]

I dont even rate you bubba get you some friends.

[granite lark]

You know the RMT team is part of ironmace income right?

[honest garnet]

That’s why I assume he was “trying” lol

[hushed kindle]

I BEEN SAYING THIS

[burnt turtle]

Bro wants to make out with me.

[dark jetty]

oh 100%.
Been told by countless people that they found Paul's G2G account 🤣

[granite lark]

Everyone has lol

[honest garnet]

It’s an excellent business strategy, pure profit

[bleak coyote]

Put cosmetics behind stupid 1 million gold grind, sell gold for profit.
profit

[honest garnet]

“Here’s your oh so valuable in game gold, thanks for buying our game 20 times over per season” lmao

[calm grail]

how much gold does the workshop level 5 upgrade cost?

[honest garnet]

I feel like it’s 50k or something

[bleak coyote]

50k
2.5, 5, 15, 50

[honest garnet]

I think it’s 100k totall

[dusk plume]

what is it?

[calm grail]

ty

[swift coral]

its on sight in the maelstrom

[exotic seal]

what is that PFP

[drowsy valley]

its fuego

🔥

[potent python]

Can you make decent gold from the workshop stuff by crafting your own weapons and selling it

[empty bane]

Weapons are kinda worthless

[potent python]

Or well gear in general I mean

Is it profitable to make stuff with the workshops and sell them

[empty bane]

like a more expensive goblin merchant

[granite lark]

It is gambling

[jagged bison]

does wyvern still only drop bows?

[granite lark]

Give rogue smite again!

[obtuse valley]

Give wiz multiclassing

[jovial kettle]

Supposable , rapier, crystal sword and spell book as well as bows

[frail karma]

umm how do you get out of the blindfall pit area? that has a elevator that goes up but the leveer is broken?!?!?

[pure wigeon]

Give goblins pregnant

[frail karma]

plz help im stuck lol

[burnt dew]

Is there a place/channel people use for pricechecks on gear?

[jovial kettle]

Explore the whole place in depth

Behind chest etc

[frail karma]

there is none besised a broken lever and 4 gold piles

[toxic bear]

why am i getting the enable secure boot prompt when i was playing high roller 2 hours ago? tf going on

[empty bane]

try loot the pile

[jovial kettle]

Look around throw torches, pull all the piles

I cant tell you the exact way but there is something your missing

[frail karma]

made it out with a chest thankful found a lever

[solar niche]

whats the drop chance for art of wyvren

[raven pike]

Squire goated game mode

[devout grail]

Day 21 without High Roller…

At this point my stash feels like a medieval emergency fund.

Every match is:
spawn default kit → survive trio warfare → extract incredible gear → place it into storage where it immediately loses all purpose.

Meanwhile the game still feels like it’s missing an entire layer of progression without meaningful HR runs and endgame farming.

And while TPM, Secure Boot, and HVCI absolutely help raise the barrier against cheating, they also clearly haven’t completely solved cheating altogether.

So now older incompatible hardware players are locked out of HR while the anti-cheat arms race continues anyway.

Please reconsider the TPM / Secure Boot / HVCI requirement changes so HR can come back and my stash can stop functioning like fantasy retirement savings.

[granite lark]

Get a side hustle bro or start selling gold lol

[empty bane]

bro can just sell all the artifacts he has to get new pc ez

[pulsar cove]

need spec bags already

[hybrid veldt]

Or, just or. You take that gear you got and you go into high roller with it?

You can just do the same with normals? You go in squire. Come out with blues and purples, maybe an odd legendary. You go back in with those dookier blue items, blue/ purple yourself out then go into high roller. then rinse and repeat?

[velvet wigeon]

do items given to expressman retain the 'found by' status?

[frail karma]

JUST WENT INTO A GOLD KEY ROOM AND ALL THE SPIDERS WERE ALIVE AND DEATH SKULLS BUT IT WAS FULLY LOOKED HOW IS THAT POSSIABLE?

[drowsy valley]

invisibility?

[swift coral]

someone found another way under the map.
& ironmace, being ironmace, didnt patch the actual hole in the gold key room lol

[hybrid veldt]

im no game developer. But cant any dev solve any out of bounds issue by making it so that when out of the map there is still collision, thus getting them either stuck or killed by getting into a void?

[swift coral]

they only patched a hole in trap hall A, seemingly ignoring the more blatant issue that is the hole in the key room itself.

[hybrid veldt]

or surrounding the gold pile areas with a void box that kills any out of bounds entities.

[swift coral]

under the map is full of void zones like that, getting around aint always straightforward, often by luck will modules be connected, sometimes easy passage, other times impossible.

IMO they would do better by just patching the identified holes in the important rooms, or employing the strategy of only spawning the loot once the key has actually been used

like in the same report they got for the trap hall A hole, they were also told about the key room hole 😛
I think they only fixed the trap hall one though

[hybrid veldt]

oh that can technically work the key use. Opening the door through the use of the key is when the loot in the pile is generated.

Same thing with bosses.

[swift coral]

indeed

a solution born from the same problem

[hybrid veldt]

I think i'd double up on it. Add a "voidbox" kill that immediately sends like a 10-20 second video clip so that they can just straight up ban any player found going under maps at any point.

[swift coral]

if they banned every player that went under the map, they wouldnt find the holes

[hybrid veldt]

and the video will prevent false positives.

video would also show them getting into said holes.

[granite lark]

He can't play HR cause he has an old pc and wont stop complaining about instead of making a change in his life to solve the problem

[swift coral]

overall i agree yeah, the clip I sent showing one of the holes & also the gold key room hole, it was rather by chance.
I found the gap accidentally while running from a trio.

However, if you had spectated a 30s clip of it, you'd likely only see me holding a spell for light as I carefully pathed my way towards the gold key room, with a full team visible through the walls, that clip would not look good, intent would be hard to truly determine.

It took reaching out manually with the full context to get it addressed, if it were up to an automated process like that, it probably wouldnt have even caught the moment I actually found the hole, imo

I believe there should be more focus on patching the holes in the actual rooms themselves, instead of trying to go on a wild goose chase patching all the other gaps in every module.

[inland dew]

what does S2R mean

[swift coral]

Squire to riches, now called squire royale

[inland dew]

word preciate it

[swift coral]

no worries

[analog pendant]

is colosseum only in hr?

[granite lark]

No

[drowsy valley]

make it so we can auto put gold in bags holy fuck

[static trail]

halberd on bard or arena relaase in 1 min

[static trail]

ull never believe this

[drowsy valley]

how do you do it then

[static trail]

shift right click

[hybrid veldt]

What does the PC have to do with HR? Does his PC work for normals and then suddenly conveniently not work in HR?

[drowsy valley]

you arent getting what I mean

[static trail]

my bad

[drowsy valley]

instead of having to right click every one there should be a way to put multiple stacks of gold into bags at once

istg this game would be so good if they just added quality of life updates for the stash

[granite lark]

You have to enable new security settings for anti cheat. Old systems aren't capable

[granite lark]

Try to load into HR if you haven't this patch. You may have to change some settings to get in que or delete drivers like I had to

[swift coral]

one thing you can do is have a bigger bag or chest as main gold storage that all gold goes into, can just drag one of those ontop of multiple bags to fill em

[hybrid veldt]

Interesting. Yeah ill give it a look

[pure wigeon]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a BURGER to the ARENA. Add PICKLE to the BURGER. Make ARENA into a new mode called BURGER COMPETITION. 🍔

[drowsy valley]

1. im too poor to own a bag or chest 2. I feel like that would take longer than just clicking it into bags (correct me if im wrong on that since I havent tried) 3. they should add QOL to the stash either way. I shouldnt have to pay 8k to be able to move my shit around easier

[swift coral]

yeah they should def make it better, i think dragging chests onto bags would be quicker, but im not 100% sure

[rigid sky]

nerf warlock.... shit is so broken

[swift coral]

what about warlock should be nerfed

[drowsy valley]

plate lock

specifically BOC lock in my opinion, hes just a fighter but better

[sly hare]

i think they need to nerf dark shards

permanant +3all is nasty

plus a spell that gives -25% all attributes too

[drowsy valley]

I agree

[rigid sky]

na caster warlock is so dumb... can just spam spells and it does so mcuh dmg....

[drowsy valley]

warlock is just bard and fighter but better

plus dude can regen with spells and melee damage

i dont think warlock has ever been balanced now that i think about it

[signal plank]

how is armor pen calculated?

[alpine stump]

percent of enemy's pdr

[signal plank]

like if i have 15% pen on a fighters 75% pdr

[alpine stump]

15% of the 75%

so like 10ish

[signal plank]

thats such a dead stat then jesus

[rough garden]

not really

just need high armor pen

[signal plank]

unless you're in good gear yeah it is

[deep escarp]

where is nick at

[rough garden]

no point in like 10% but 30 plus

[meager steppe]

Now that headshot dmg bonus exists yeah pretty dead, you spend all of your rolls on armor pen and it still would prob be better to go phys power or HS dmg

[rough garden]

then you have to headshot to get value

[meager steppe]

Yeah im just talking about the only class where armor pen ever even comes close to being viable, rogue, and its ez to headshot on rogue ofc

[signal plank]

headshots are super easy to get these days with windfletch

[meager steppe]

The only class ever slightly worth stacking armor pen is rogue but even then prob not worth nowadays with the rogue nerf

[signal plank]

idk ranger just feels so underwhelming in squire rn

takes 20 arrows to kill anyone

and everyones just holding doors with double move speed abilities

[meager steppe]

Every class does except for barbarian

[rough garden]

squire ranger always sucks

[vale anvil]

Armour pen is a very high value stat. There is a reason obsidian gear is worth so much

[odd orchid]

Then kitted ranger one taps any class in the game

Very different at squire vs kitted

[meager steppe]

Obsidian gear gives you projectile damage reduction huh?

[rough garden]

changed it

[signal plank]

fighter has been the best class in the game for like months what do you mean lol

[odd orchid]

Lowkey wish ranger was better at squire level tho

[vale anvil]

They swapped with cobalt, so it now gives armour pen

[signal plank]

thats what im saying

[meager steppe]

Ranger cope

[signal plank]

im not coping i love fighting fighters theyre all stupid

[meager steppe]

Ohh good to know, yeah but that is also because it is the only 4th roll you can get other than pdr now

[signal plank]

your class is just objectively strong

[drowsy valley]

fighter is not a problem lol

[meager steppe]

Im not a fighter main more ranger cope

[rough garden]

fighter is not the best class its jst easy to be good with

[granite lark]

Everything benefits from armor pen especially with the removal of added health from gear. Additional armor is preeminent defensive stat now

[meager steppe]

Instantly assuming im a fighter main because i admit it is weak but also easy right now lol

[wide valve]

whose questline gives a chest ?

[signal plank]

im assuming you are cus ur immediately defensive of it lol

[signal plank]

just huntress i think

[rough garden]

nah fighters not week 100% fighter is strong but not op

[granite lark]

Ranger has been the most broken 1v1 charectar since play tests. Lol your bad at the actual game

[wide valve]

Cheers

[odd orchid]

Fighter power level varies on gear

Squire its very strong

[signal plank]

ranger is bad in squire thats a fact wdym

[meager steppe]

Buddy you play ranger, the widely agreed on most cancer and OP class in the game for the last 1.5 years. Stop coping just go win

[spark dagger]

we can not enter Maelstrom HR Trios. We get the loading screen and right back to the lobby with an error

[granite lark]

Yes its one of worst in squires but the best in top gear

[meager steppe]

Ahhh ur a noob, i see why ur calling fighter OP 😂

[granite lark]

Good

[signal plank]

what are you so mad for big dawg

go get a job

[granite lark]

Its the universe telling you that you have terrible taste

[meager steppe]

Im laughing ur the mad one silly goose

[meager steppe]

Clearly the mad one 😂

[odd orchid]

This is lowkey why I hate playing ranger cuz I wanna chill sometimes and play some squire royal with friends

But ranger ain't good squire

[signal plank]

everyone clearly agrees ranger squire is ass i think ur just stupid

[granite lark]

Yea your forced to take overdrawn multishot in squires. Or be goat with spear lol

[drowsy valley]

crossbow with explosive shot works wonders

[signal plank]

like hand crossy?

[meager steppe]

The only good classes in squire are barb and sorc, maybe slayer fighter

[drowsy valley]

reg crossy and hand

[odd orchid]

Lowkey why I just run warlock, low cortisol gameplay

[pure wigeon]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a BURGER to the ARENA. Add PICKLE to the BURGER. Make ARENA into a new mode called BURGER COMPETITION. 🍔

[signal plank]

ive seen some people playing cross bow explosive shot but i dont get why

[meager steppe]

When did i disagree with that? I think you are hysterical go take your mood stabilizers

[drowsy valley]

warlock broken

[odd orchid]

Warlock is actually really good squire too

[signal plank]

feels like it would just be better with a surv no

[rose wasp]

it does all their hp until they die

[meager steppe]

Boc or curse?

[granite lark]

Ranger rogue wiz the 3 worst in SR. Rogue is good for surviving cause rat but in white gear barb fighter Lock just win 5x more

[signal plank]

its only 10 dmg

[manic condor]

I wouldnt say really good if ur caster...

[odd orchid]

Boc of course, curse is weak in squire

[drowsy valley]

if you pair it with the ability that gives you 15% armor pen you have a 45% armor pen bow with magic damage

[granite lark]

Anything with plate

[meager steppe]

Yeah true that is a pretty high flat dmg

[odd orchid]

I run a hybrid though for squire running both but mainly Boc focused

In return for no phantomize I get spells

[drowsy valley]

why is everything except for casters balanced

[granite lark]

Yep thats the way if you have thr skill for it

[signal plank]

what ability gives you 15% armor pen i dont recall that at all

[manic condor]

Explain

[meager steppe]

Yeah plate fighter is 270 ms on squire now unless you use a warlock plate build and have less pdr, id say slayer is better rn

[manic condor]

Pen shot

[signal plank]

no thats 25

[manic condor]

Oh

[ornate cobalt]

when are they adding monk

[signal plank]

50% on head

[manic condor]

Idk then

[ornate cobalt]

guys monk needs to be added to the game

[manic condor]

Maybe they thinking about rogues thrust lol

[pure wigeon]

I could use 50% head

[drowsy valley]

penetrating shot

[granite lark]

Eh . . Ranger is too strong high gear. 2 hand especially halberd and bardice are over tuned. Rogue could lose 3 steps of stealth if it gained some stats but rogue kind weak atm. Bard dog shoot compared to fighter/barb

[drowsy valley]

it actually gives you 25%

[meager steppe]

#the-tavern message 3 years ago

Sorry 4

[odd orchid]

Ranger high gear is just one tap simulator

[granite lark]

Monk ? Give druid Monkey form

[manic condor]

Halberd and bardiche nerfs other two handers arent bad

[meager steppe]

Druid new content 2026?!??!?!

[pure wigeon]

help me my RAT FORM is PREGNANT 🫃 IRONMACE patch the PREGNANT rat form to stop his big FURRY BELLY from dragging on the CRYPT FLOOR🫃

[granite lark]

Spear OP. Highest reward for no risk wepeon

[meager steppe]

More than 2 abilities on the character?!?!?!

[signal plank]

tbh i dont take spear in solos these days

[meager steppe]

The risk is having the lowest DPS weapon in the game and having to space well

[manic condor]

Eh

[signal plank]

if ur meleeing a barb or a fighter you're dead anyway

[granite lark]

You can hit 33%-50% headshots with spear easy. Spacing is rangers bread and butter

[meager steppe]

True true

[granite lark]

But . . But. . I'm a rogue lol

[signal plank]

cooked

[granite lark]

Fine ill play my cleric

[signal plank]

they need to reduce the halberd sourspot damage a lot more

[granite lark]

Judge and run baby. Judge and run

[odd orchid]

I love having a cleric in a trio

[signal plank]

like the downside to have highest melee weapon range in the game is if someone sticks on you you should loe

[odd orchid]

It enables so much stupid plays

[granite lark]

Resseruct cleric in SR is so much fun. Little goblin bringing em back!

[drowsy valley]

healing druid >

with gear cleric tho

squire druid >

[signal plank]

nah healer ranger

[granite lark]

Nah. Gear druid out heals cleric 2x lol

[signal plank]

first aid on top fr

[odd orchid]

I don't think I've seen more than 3 druids this past week

[granite lark]

Gear druid vs full healing perk cleric. Still druid does 1.75x his heals lol

[broken pier]

Are we getting new quests every Thursday?

[drowsy valley]

but cant do as much dps as cleric if youre running full healing no transformation

[granite lark]

Requires tankier members of trio but imo druid heals need a slight tune down

[signal plank]

i was doing hr troll in squire and this random super geared druid in uniques walked in as a rat and got shot once yesterday lol

[silver basalt]

Has anyone had a bug with when you load into a match of dad their left and right click ceases to function?

[signal plank]

it was so funny i made like 30k from his kit

[latent mango]

Needing a duo to do a quest while removing the ability to queue with randoms is the dumbest shit ever, how do you do this?

[odd orchid]

damn

[granite lark]

Yea i prefer cleric over druid due to big heal when you needed. More reliable but good team chemistry with good druid is close to unbeatable

[odd orchid]

Idk I like the simplicity that cleric brings

makes macro easier

[drowsy valley]

best druid play I ever saw this dude layed down a mending for us to heal then shoved his ass in the door so they couldnt get through while we healed

it was fucking hillarious to watch

shoved his ass in the door as a bear I should add

[granite lark]

Ive seen druids pull like 3k heals in arena over like 4 rounds. Made me want to quit game lol

[odd orchid]

Damn

[drowsy valley]

plus them being able to take half of a hit for you then just heal it off like it never happened is crazy

im just glad they nerfed all the transforms, while theyre still really good they used to be astoundingly broken

[granite lark]

But. Hitting a rat form with anything is one of best feelings in game beside being literally saved by a portal interaction lol

[odd orchid]

Can they heal during the dreamwalk?

[drowsy valley]

pretty sure yeah

[granite lark]

Yep thankfully don't see many. They don't know knowledge scales their transform cast time down lol

[odd orchid]

I lowkey don't fight druids enough to know how to fight them

besides being near stuff like a door against bear

[drowsy valley]

I see a lot in squire royale

[granite lark]

DreamWalk makes you heal more. It gives you mag power bonus

[granite lark]

Yea true

[drowsy valley]

mag power makes you heal more? I thought it was just mag healing

[granite lark]

Unless they changed it, it used to always scale same way as damage. Like it shows the .5 or .75 modifier next to the spell

And mag healing is like add magic damage in the calc

[drowsy valley]

parry the bear

[odd orchid]

I lowkey just space bears most of the time with halberd

Its like fighting a golem lol

[drowsy valley]

good druid will mouse to you then bear right on you

so you cant back up without taking a hit

if they walk up to you as bear yeah do space them

but if they rat into bear parry

then space

[odd orchid]

idk I'm mainly a trios player with a wizard so usually rat is a non-issue

[swift coral]

try playing OCE and dealing with the drop bears

[odd orchid]

just a comp thing

[granite lark]

Drop bears? Lol

[drowsy valley]

they chicken double jump on to high spaces and then drop on to you

its very scary

[odd orchid]

That lowkey does sound terrifying

[drowsy valley]

its even worse if theyre an experienced player and know how to druid chicken jump

[odd orchid]

Is druid even viable in trios

Like I see 0 in trios

[drowsy valley]

one thing ill never get is how they can perfectly rat through a hole in the doors every time

[drowsy valley]

healing yes transforming no

but when locked to one room like arena its very good

[odd orchid]

Is it even worth a healing druid over a healing cleric

Low vs high gear

[drowsy valley]

druid can out heal cleric but cleric can have more armor and damage output

[odd orchid]

Wonder if I should try heal bot cleric in my trios

i mean druid

I mainly play boc warlock cuz its low effort

[drowsy valley]

it worked for me once in squire royale, I just got lucky and got a really good fighter that knows when to back up for heals

[odd orchid]

idk if I wanna sacrifice being able to make my own initiative in the fight tho

We were running wiz, wiz, and ranger then one wiz swapped to cleric

[quartz jay]

hows the game, old player here havent touched it in like a year

[lucid wyvern]

can you get seal of dominion in normals?

[drowsy valley]

you can still get shit done with the quarterstaff trust