the-tavern

[rain owl]

name 1 smooth wipe update challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

[worn axle]

letting me update

[fiery pier]

I think they uninstalled the internet from servers.

[echo quiver]

@hexed adder do we have to HOLD ?

[supple aspen]

[tardy ibex]

its gonna be 4 delays in increments of 1 hour each

[fallen lake]

they said 9 months minimum basically

[spice shoal]

NEW CLASS: PREGNANT SDF
The Pregnant SDF is a "Lead Developer" archetype. You are burdened with the literal future of the game, making you the heaviest and most unstable entity in the dungeon.

Passive: "The Weight of the Vision" – Your movement speed is reduced by 40% because you are literally carrying the next major expansion. If you stop moving for more than 5 seconds, your character begins trembling and crying, radiating a "Stress Aura" that drains the sanity of everyone nearby.

Skill: "The 10-Hour Labor" – You enter an unskippable state of severe mental breakdown. During this time, you are invulnerable, but you emit a constant, high-pitched scream that sounds like a breaking mouse and chair.

Ultimate: "The Patch Delivery" – Harnessing the raw biological pressure of a thousand delayed updates, the Pregnant SDF triggers a catastrophic explosive flatulence event.

Effect: A massive blast of "jet-fuel farts" propels you across the room, dealing 100 True Damage to anyone in your flight path.

Side Effect: The sheer force of the delivery results in a massive, room-clearing liquid shart. This creates a "System Failure" zone on the floor; any enemy who touches it immediately has their game uninstalled and is forced to go to "Dad's Shed" to rethink their life choices.

[golden cedar]

LET THE DOGS OUT PAUL PLEASE

[cold steppe]

[alpine moth]

GIMME THAT GOOD GOOD PAUL I NEED IT

[woeful juniper]

WHERE GAME

[barren wedge]

crazy how we go through this every time

[proper thistle]

im so fucking fat please feed me iron mace

[low basin]

WHERE IS CHEESEHEAD AT!!!!!

[rough bluff]

drchud enjoyer

[red prism]

[deft relic]

#REMOVEDEADLINES

[azure whale]

PLEASE @neon lynx WEE NEED THIS OUR DARK IS KINDA DARK LESS

[shadow meadow]

GO UPDATE YOUR GAME U MONGOLS ITS UP

[west violet]

PAUL YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF OPEN THE SERVERS, LET US PLAY THE GAME AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN DELAY US AGAIN AND YOU WILL SUFFER, SDF WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE AND CONSUME YOU LIKE THE MEAL YOU ARE, LET US PLAY THE GAME OR PERISH PAUL THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LIVE UP TO YOUR TITLE

[celest charm]

I played this game one time and now I'm physically and romantically attracted to men...has this happened to anyone else here?

[upper vault]

@neon lynx please avoid typing if you dont have anything to say.

[upper horizon]

awsner good need game

[hollow wraith]

Yo guys I had a really hard day I sure can’t wait to play dnd surely the servers are up by now right?

[brave seal]

Yea

[spring edge]

yep

[steady tusk]

no

[coarse charm]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[worthy socket]

🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇸 🇺 🇵 🇮 🇲 🇮 🇳 ❕

[lunar wadi]

They're wiping back to front guys

[subtle solar]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[chilly crane]

paul was never typing lol

[turbid crystal]

to the person who said the game is ready.... count your days👿

[olive fable]

MDR

[sinful carbon]

Is it up yet

[sonic tundra]

yep

[turbid dune]

many such cases

[mellow tartan]

Paul is just coming up with more ways to type that it has been delayed

[pure vale]

🇵 0️⃣ 🇷 🇰 🇨 🇭 0️⃣ 🇵

[pure wigeon]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[flat silo]

HOLD THE LINE

[tired fable]

🇵 0️⃣ 🇷 🇰 🇨 🇭 0️⃣ 🇵 0️⃣ 🇺 🇷 🇸 🇦 🇻 ℹ️ 0️⃣ 🇺 🇷

[wispy elm]

Total clowns over here can NEVER deliver on time lol

[low delta]

HES CHATPTNG ALL POSSIBLE WAYS TO SAY SORRY

[elfin rose]

Wasn’t gonna be the first to say something but..

[idle verge]

NEW CLASS: PREGNANT SDF
The Pregnant SDF is a "Lead Developer" archetype. You are burdened with the literal future of the game, making you the heaviest and most unstable entity in the dungeon.

Passive: "The Weight of the Vision" – Your movement speed is reduced by 40% because you are literally carrying the next major expansion. If you stop moving for more than 5 seconds, your character begins trembling and crying, radiating a "Stress Aura" that drains the sanity of everyone nearby.

Skill: "The 10-Hour Labor" – You enter an unskippable state of severe mental breakdown. During this time, you are invulnerable, but you emit a constant, high-pitched scream that sounds like a breaking mouse and chair.

Ultimate: "The Patch Delivery" – Harnessing the raw biological pressure of a thousand delayed updates, the Pregnant SDF triggers a catastrophic explosive flatulence event.

Effect: A massive blast of "jet-fuel farts" propels you across the room, dealing 100 True Damage to anyone in your flight path.

Side Effect: The sheer force of the delivery results in a massive, room-clearing liquid shart. This creates a "System Failure" zone on the floor; any enemy who touches it immediately has their game uninstalled and is forced to go to "Dad's Shed" to rethink their life choices.

[dusky patrol]

🫃 🇾 🇴 🇺 🇷 🫃 🇦 🫃 🇨 🇭 🇺 🇩 🫃
@sweet cipher

[uncut dagger]

ANOTHER DELAY INCOMING

[bold apex]

GUYS PAUL was TYPING

[covert rampart]

Pauls typing

[digital topaz]

DELAY?

[drifting scaffold]

Both the popular restaurant Pangyo Eel Town and the game developer Ironmace (creators of Dark and Darker) are located in the same building, Pangyo Tower.
Location: Pangyo Tower
Address: 16 Pangyoyeok-ro 192beon-gil, Bundang-gu, Seongnam-si (Sampyeong-dong 662) [1.4.4]
3rd Floor: Pangyo Eel Town – A high-end charcoal-grilled eel restaurant known for its private rooms and sophisticated atmosphere [1.4.4].
4th Floor: Ironmace Headquarters – The development studio famously established its original office directly above the restaurant. Fans often joke that the developers gained their energy from the "power of eel" while working on their hardcore dungeon crawler.
Current Status
While the original office was in Pangyo Tower, Ironmace has reportedly expanded or moved parts of its operations due to company growth:
Expansion Office: Some teams have moved to the 8th Floor of the Irum Building (225-18 Pangyoyeok-ro), which is nearby [1.2.1, 1.3.1].
Distance: The Irum Building is just a short walk from the original Pangyo Tower location.

[torn fiber]

yall gona make paul quit

[frosty sequoia]

Incoming delay

[frigid parrot]

HERE WE GO AGAIN MAY THE BEST ROGUE WIN

[fair brook]

𝑫𝑬𝑳𝑨𝒀 𝑨𝑵𝑵𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑮.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

[digital gale]

🇷 🇦 🇳 🇬 🇪 🇷 🇳 🇪 🇪 🇩 💀 💀 🇧 🇺 🇫 🇫

[hazy kayak]

😩

[quartz wasp]

Anoter delay i assume?

[noble kernel]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[oblique lantern]

LOL 2.5 GB update

[thick current]

IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF

[spring cloud]

Paul hire me as devops engineer so you know how to release game on time by pressing a button instead of 10 hour delay that would be awesome.

[somber lake]

🇷 🇦 🇳 🇬 🇪 🇷 🇳 🇪 🇪 🇩 💀 💀 🇧 🇺 🇫 🇫

[ionic hazel]

WHILE YOU GUYS ARE HERE FOLLOW ME ON www.twitch.tv/xlRelapse THANKS!

[rain silo]

This chat IS the Tower of Babel

[sweet cipher]

@rough bluff You got soft hands boy! @dusky patrol you aswell have soft hands boy!

[lament heart]

guys im still holding the line i like men!

[oblique grove]

-5 minutes to delay message.... ask claude to solve it and repeat saying he did not fixed

[jade pawn]

@every0ne, The patch process is now complete. See you in the dungeons!

[whole arrow]

anyone else excited for delay?

[fallen talon]

Insert Stickbug GIF Here

[craggy pilot]

please more voice overs yess

[nocturne ivy]

RANGER ROGUE BUFF WHEN ?

[worn axle]

surely not as its letting me update the game

[drifting otter]

🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

[cerulean fog]

triple jump when ?

[wicked grail]

its been 1 hour and 3 minutes paul

[dusk mist]

PLEASE DONT BE SORRY AGAIN PAUL

[cunning robin]

MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BREAK UP WITH ME IF I KEEP BREAKING THINGS DUE TO NOT BEING ABLE TO PLAY MY GAME

[jagged wing]

another delay incoming

[fervent timber]

what do the devs do for a living

[clever cloud]

Mines been updated for like an hour so.. surely

[stable minnow]

BRO WAS BAIT TYPING AND I STILL HAVENT GOT MY UPDATE

[cunning kindle]

Guys you won't believe me im in and i got 2 nameds already 💀

[pseudo knoll]

disappoint

[cold steppe]

ITS OPEN GOGOGO

[spice shoal]

1hr 3 mins!!!! Couldnt imagine being that late with another delay announcement

[velvet moth]

ty bro its open gg

[charred laurel]

we found another critical cok

[latent iron]

PAUL L PLUS RATIO KING FIX THE GAME OR YOU ARE BASICALLY SDF 2.0

[grim loom]

Hey guys we know that you want to play but we found a bug that isn't really there so it's going to be another 4 hour delay. We are truly sorry for the delay.

[tardy ibex]

cant wait for 5 more delays in increments of 1 hour each

[velvet yarrow]

is it an american hour or a korean hour?

[teal blade]

https://twitter.com/i/status/2048756961055998101 doing this outside pauls house

[warm gull]

its closed wdym

[woven star]

IM IN!

[cosmic carbon]

it takes me so long to update my game on the blacksmith client

[halcyon thistle]

This discord IS Dad's shed though.

[pale wedge]

It’s at least 5 more delays don’t worry

[golden cedar]

where is graysun btw?

[abstract kite]

HES TYPING GET READY

[pliant pilot]

HOLD THE LINE

[zealous tulip]

It's an sdf hour.

[frozen canopy]

its open on epic games. LETS GOOOOOOOO

[uneven stream]

Genuinely we got a couple more critical errors

[glossy spire]

paul will lead us to paradise

[thorn gate]

Guys it's open!!!

[molten arch]

Here comes the delay !

[gaunt oracle]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[olive cliff]

PAUL IS TYPING

[rain owl]

my ass is clenched

[low basin]

never forget cheeshead45

[runic hornet]

''Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it'' bro they unfortunately fixed the issue

[alpine moth]

Paulium I swear to Ghost King, you better start this wipe right now! On Lich I'll stomp you out, adventurer.

[fiery pier]

"Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found"

I think they checking to make sure they didnt accidently fix the critical issue

[spring edge]

10 more hour to fix critical issue

[worthy socket]

🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇸 🇺 🇵 🇮 🇲 🇮 🇳 ❕

[coarse charm]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[pure wigeon]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[jaunty zodiac]

Lisan Al-gaïb

[empty bane]

verification continues

[tired fable]

🇵 0️⃣ 🇷 🇰 🇨 🇭 0️⃣ 🇵 0️⃣ 🇺 🇷 🇸 🇦 🇻 ℹ️ 0️⃣ 🇺 🇷

[distant flame]

We are terribly sorry.

[cursive rock]

PAUL

[elfin rose]

@neon lynx you can use my Claude subscription if you guys need

[rotund stag]

[strong sorrel]

EVEN THE DLAY MESSEGED IS DELAYED!!!

[uncut dagger]

Too late guys I found a dupe glitch, another 24hour downtime

[potent brook]

cmnnnnn

[swift coral]

dw pauls got this

[dusky patrol]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬❗

[flat sparrow]

guys its up im in rn

[neat echo]

@proud cipher @grave eagle @clever bison

[unborn condor]

IM IN BROO LETS GOO

[crisp bear]

[minor temple]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-heheheha-grrr-emote-king-gif-24764224

[split ice]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[cosmic bobcat]

OPEN THE NOOR

[proud blaze]

2 hour delay message delayed 30 minutes

[royal pasture]

[pale haven]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲

[oblique grove]

"failed to connect to the server. quit the game" - very sugestive message

[jade pawn]

🇩 🇴 🇳 🇹 🇧 🇪 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[low birch]

this is a sad dissapointment man....

[quartz wasp]

And mine aswell. Now they can use 2. More tokens.

[tame fable]

[edgy cipher]

[idle verge]

@weary pawn stop spamming

[whole arrow]

it let me update 2 hrs ago

[zinc herald]

announcement where

[past pagoda]

Another bug yahooo we cant wait another 4 hours yeaaa

[pure prairie]

It's been 5 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having panic attacks. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's shotty from the shed, thinking of shitting myself. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Dark and Darker. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my family. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back..

[drifting otter]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬'

[thick current]

IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF

[worn axle]

damn rip

[lucid crown]

:3 <------ me when I play my favourite game Dark and Darker
:333 <------- me when I'm in the dungeon looking for treasure

[stone dock]

Guys Paul is just tying his best

[cunning robin]

chill everyone its working now i got in

[lost pulsar]

@tired fable love u

[restive sinew]

paul... you were the chosen one

[wicked grail]

fellas im in HR already yall slackin

[sleek kettle]

PAAAUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLL

[iron lantern]

i think i miss my wife

[ember crater]

im in

[woeful hound]

Unfortunately we have fixed all the issues but i have to go eat dinner so i will be extending maintenance for 1 hour maybe 2 idk what to cook

[tribal sun]

paul paul paul? paul? paul? pau? pau? pau?

[brave wharf]

accurate username

[hallow wadi]

Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

[grim loom]

You know it's bad when you're own community is dogging you about anything and everything

[gritty pilot]

@neon lynx DO SOMETHING

[iron parcel]

wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…
I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…
I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…
im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…
we wait Hours… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illauzion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…
I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…
my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…
I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…
am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

[fallen talon]

PAUL. YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

[minor wave]

POV: Me Vs Ironmace in a how long is an hour battle

[obtuse palm]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[olive fable]

@somber solstice u2

[sour kernel]

fu kingggggggggggg ell

[burnt geyser]

12 more hours

[pure vale]

🇵 0️⃣ 🇷 🇰 🇨 🇭 0️⃣ 🇵

[uneven rivet]

paul??????????

[stray rose]

PAULLLLLLL

[sonic tundra]

GIVE GAME, gIVE GAME, I WANT GAME, PLZ GAME, GAME GAME GAME PLZ. GIB GAME

[pale wedge]

IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF

[cosmic carbon]

ive been installing the patch for like 40 minutes and have only gotten 54% no other games take this long

[ionic hazel]

WHILE YOU GUYS ARE HERE FOLLOW ME ON www.twitch.tv/xlRelapse THANKS!

[desert epoch]

SOMEONE need to explain to paul how many minutes does teh hour have = 60!!! 60 minutes

[coarse vigil]

[spiral owl]

Time is an illusion

[glass fern]

Took a day off work for this. Are you kidding me? More delays? I'm done with these developers and I'm done with this game.

[timid cobalt]

Listen here Pall, i mean paul ☝️

[ember oak]

i hate you paul. just a replica SDF

[pearl blade]

YOU WERES SIPOED TO FIGHT THE DELAY NOT JOIN IT

[clever quail]

L ragebait

[jaunty zodiac]

Paul im not a viltrumite.... Youre, the delayer.

[warm swallow]

paul just walked out the studio mid typing he quit

[fiery pier]

Wher gaem?

[deft relic]

No follow twitch.tv/malslow

[pure wigeon]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[sour jungle]

Alright boys just drop the damn update

[frank rapids]

💦 💦 💦

[paper gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-gif-5281368241672885286

[astral mantle]

boohooo

[runic lintel]

What is the size of todays update?

[pseudo knoll]

aint no way you took a day off for wipe, is this your first one?

[hollow rapids]

paul should play safe

[rain owl]

PAUL?!

[gaunt oracle]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[fleet cape]

Paul the Delayer

[scenic oasis]

[lost plover]

No……. Paul has armor

[normal gust]

Paul is typing

[coarse charm]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[olive cliff]

Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

[dull wigeon]

.

[safe glacier]

he has plot armor

[rain silo]

damn this really is your first whipe.. you take the second day not the first

[dusky patrol]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[kindred pebble]

Delay the paul

[pale haven]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪. 🇹 🇭 🇪. 🇩 🇪 🇻 -🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲. !!!!!!!!!!!!

[autumn iris]

IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF

[lost plover]

That’s why I have tomorrow off

[distant flame]

RELEASE THE FILES

[mellow tartan]

Unfortunately, we have failed to verify the critical error, so we are delaying the delay that we delayed. The announcement of the delay has been delayed until further notice.

[polar socket]

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[median gulch]

I want what he's smoking. lol

[woven widget]

IM NOT A DEVELOPER, YOU SHOULDNT HAVE LEFT ME TO UPDATE THE SERVERS
TUUUUUUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAAAHUR

[proud blaze]

coppermallet has forsaken us all

[ancient shard]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[tame acorn]

When has a patch ever been less than 6 hours

[spring edge]

🇭 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹 🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[whole arrow]

gold farmers when they cant farm gold

[shadow hatch]

that seems like a stupid decision, knowing how wipes usually go....

[modern radish]

why no update comon devs

[oblique grove]

Genius!

[pure prairie]

It's been 9 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having panic attacks. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's shotty from the shed, thinking of shitting myself. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Dark and Darker. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my family. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back..

[stone dock]

Guys if they announce another delay I hit my 500 dollar parlay

[jade pawn]

🇩 🇴 🇳 🇹 🇧 🇪 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[wary pebble]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲

[thick current]

IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF

[bleak coyote]

We at 8 now

[fiery pendant]

[golden cedar]

TOOK DAY OFF AND CANT PLAY? ARE U SERIOUS GIVE MEEE LET THE DOGS OUT

[mighty sparrow]

Dark and Darker was once my escape, a way to unwind and find some joy amidst the chaos of life. But then they extended maintenance, and everything started to fall apart. My marriage, already on shaky ground, crumbled as I became obsessed with trying to make myself enjoy looting when there isn't a point anymore. My 3 ungrateful rotten shit kids will never understand the joy and happiness this game once gave me. This patch has ruined my marriage, my relationship with friends and family.

[cunning crypt]

It's been 14 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having panic attacks. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's shotty from the shed, thinking of shitting myself. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Dark and Darker. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my family. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back..

[harsh dirge]

words are hard

[tardy ibex]

💀

[slender phoenix]

im in

[fervent timber]

do we like do nothing the days b4 wipe or what

[velvet pewter]

IM IN

[autumn sentinel]

servers are up i just loaded i n

[tired fable]

BIS Message to the people

[strong sorrel]

you know most games can release updates and keep the servers online. They cant even afford claude so they use chatgpt codex slop

[lost plover]

If the last two years has taught me anything for most game releases I take the second day off or the Friday after to maximize play time with minimal downtime

[zinc atlas]

@steel vapor

[olive fable]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dapper crown]

im in kappa

[pale wedge]

Where u betting at twin😭🙏🫩

[pure vale]

🇵 0️⃣ 🇷 🇰 🇨 🇭 0️⃣ 🇵

[graceful coyote]

im in

[glass fern]

Finally got a day off work and my wife isn't home to annoy the CRAP out of me but the servers aren't even up. This is such a waste of my time

[stable minnow]

r u n r u n r u n r u n r u n r u n r u n r u n r u n r u n

[sleek shadow]

I skipped my grandmas funeral today to play wipe. when will patch be done?

[neat meadow]

im in

[muted fulcrum]

Paul Brother, i advise you open the servers or i will have to contact my friend he is known as cupcake my regards

[cunning dew]

its up

[idle verge]

Developer Note: We know this game is your life. We know it is your destiny. Now give us your money and prepare for the next delay. Paul is not ready to deliver, and neither are the servers! Stay shaking!

[earnest owl]

largest L so far

[sleek kettle]

im starting to think they are not "truly sorry for the delay"

[upper hedge]

🧓I remember when maintenance was more that 24 hours 🧓

[neat echo]

@upper bloom

[covert rampart]

@hexed adder whats it lookin like chief

[spark dagger]

Never take a day off for wipe day. You should know by now

[trim steeple]

[timid cobalt]

chiiiiill 😭

[tough raven]

is Paul the uke or the seme

[steep path]

🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🔥

[noble kernel]

critical issue found with his keyboard. told me to tell yall its delayed

[fiery pier]

Game, where are you?

[jaunty zodiac]

SDF, The Great Regent : IM DONE, WITH YOU AND YOUR DELAY buff ranger and rogue

[surreal monolith]

SDF junior with the extensions bruh

[karmic gust]

When come the next annoucement for the next delay? 20times the charm?!

[ionic hazel]

WHILE YOU GUYS ARE HERE FOLLOW ME ON www.twitch.tv/xlRelapse THANKS!

[oblique swallow]

[potent brook]

any minute know and we charge

[woven pagoda]

PAUL IS TAPING

[heavy kiln]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-meme-wallahi-BAAcwL9XNi79jKmP05

[upper vault]

@proud copper are u in bro?

[dusky patrol]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[charred laurel]

Can we fire the delay guy already?

[uncut dagger]

IM IN THE MAINFRAME

[scenic oasis]

[wicked brook]

no

[rain silo]

yall dirty for saying the game was up...

[wispy locust]

sdf's vision... I understand it now

[errant crown]

Paul please don't let us down

[lost plover]

Sorry he’s Tenured

[random anchor]

1212

[grim loom]

Dark and Darker updates take so long because the developers are basically trying to repair a medieval wagon while it's racing downhill, on fire, and full of goblins.

Every time they fix one thing:

Barbarians start one-shotting people through walls.
Rogues discover seventeen new ways to become legally invisible.
Wizards accidentally invent nuclear physics.
The economy collapses because someone found a way to duplicate 400 pairs of pants.

It’s like playing whack-a-mole, except the moles are armed, angry, and somehow clipping through the floor.

Ironmace is a smaller studio, so each patch is probably just:

"Okay, we fixed the ranger bug."

"Great. Why are skeletons now flying?"

"…they weren’t supposed to learn that."

And because Dark and Darker has so many interconnected systems, changing one tiny number can cause absolute chaos. Increase a sword’s damage by 2, and suddenly an entire class goes from “pretty good” to “the physical embodiment of tax fraud.”

So when an update gets delayed, it’s usually because the developers found one last bug—and that bug had children.

In short: game development is hard, and Dark and Darker is held together by duct tape, chainmail, and pure medieval optimism.

[vestal canyon]

ozma kappa?

[sour jungle]

Servers up in 2 min

[rain owl]

i will report your channel if paul does not release in 10 seconds

[young grail]

WHO THE HELL IS PAUL??? LIKE THE ALIEN??? FROM THE MOVIE?????

[spice roost]

@neon lynx WHAT IS GOING ON

[rare ruin]

Amateur mistake. You always take next day off

[tight lagoon]

ikr i got up to check too

[covert maple]

had too much faith in paul

[worthy socket]

🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇸 🇺 🇵 🇮 🇲 🇮 🇳 ❕

[low atlas]

They wouldve already announced another delay. Just waiting for test cases to pass now. We good

[fathom ledge]

j

[gentle nebula]

Another 2 hours delay

[gaunt oracle]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[pure prairie]

It's been 9 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having panic attacks. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's shotty from the shed, thinking of shitting myself. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Dark and Darker. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my family. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back..

[icy plover]

im ready paul

[violet radish]

fk sdf

[acoustic breach]

Classic I slept 8 hours and it’s still not up

[zealous sorrel]

Who has the scribble io

[mellow tartan]

The are simply delaying the delay message

[velvet moth]

yap and yapper

[iron parcel]

wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…
I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…
I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…
im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…
we wait Hours… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illauzion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…
I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…
my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…
I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…
am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

[whole arrow]

W lie

[upper kelp]

I LOVE EATING SAND TILL I CAN PLAY THE GAME

[vast karma]

General is sad as always I see

[oblique grove]

Korean clocks are 150minutes per hour, chill guys

[prime merlin]

We're all waiting for it just rip the bandaid off

[supple drift]

I want a ram form please. To ram people's butt so they fly off. And ramming to break doors.

[lost plover]

Anakin would be ashamed

[amber plume]

Korea ah ah!

[graceful quiver]

5000 QI on my end. Got a job that my days of are on Wednesday and I have my full weekends.

[urban remnant]

This is why I took tomorrow off instead of today 😂

[unborn condor]

Paul i will choke you with my ferocios black sausage

[fallen talon]

I am going to giggity giggity go-o-ooo do something else at this rate.

[elfin rose]

I’m holding my breath until the servers open.

[urban vigil]

taking day off on season start is low iq move ngl

[pale wedge]

IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF

[woven imp]

the people yearn for the goyslo

[zinc herald]

🇼 🇪 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇱 🇴 🇻 🇪❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇮 🇷 🇴 🇳 🇲 🇦 🇨 🇪 ❤️

[turbid harness]

[grave dagger]

its been almost 7h sisnce update and still cant connect...

[spring edge]

Did anyone else hate season 8s arena maps? 7 was much better I wish we could just have a lot of them

[brave seal]

can we get a update

[wary pebble]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲

[graceful pagoda]

In shadowed halls where light has died,
where whispers crawl and fears reside,
my blade lay still, my spirit worn—
exiled from the game, forlorn.

But now my heartbeat drums once more,
the gates swing wide, I hear the roar,
the darkness calls, both grim and fair—
at last, I’m back… I’m truly there.

Oh Dark and Darker, fierce and cold,
your cursed depths, your hidden gold,
each step I take, each clash, each cry,
reminds me I was born to try.

So raise your cups and sing it loud,
for dungeon deep and victors proud!
The night is ours, if it wont delay for another hours

[mystic aurora]

nope

[pure wigeon]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[elfin wraith]

first time im here in 1 year and its the same as before xD

[visual swallow]

5000 QI huh

[golden cedar]

I LIED I DIDNT TAKE DAY OFF COWARDS LET THE DOGS OUT NOW PAUL

[rapid cliff]

Call the ambulance already then

[glossy spire]

In the rot-choked halls where the torchlight dies,
You crawl with hope while the dungeon lies.
Steel in your hand, but fear in your gut,
Every door’s a gamble—every corner a cut.

Gold on your mind like a parasite’s kiss,
You think you’ll escape—what a joke, what a miss.
Footsteps behind you, too heavy, too near,
That sound isn’t loot—it’s the shape of your fear.

Clerics whisper prayers that rot on their tongue,
Rangers draw breath but their arrows fall young.
Wizards burn bright just to gutter and choke,
Their magic’s a spark in a world made of smoke.

You’re not the hero, not chosen, not blessed,
Just meat in the grinder, another failed quest.
Inventory full? Good—more to be lost,
This game doesn’t bend, it just tallies the cost.

Teammates will scatter the second it’s grim,
Your “brother in arms” leaves you dying for him.
A portal appears—your one fleeting shot—
But hands drag you back to the dark you forgot.

And death isn’t noble, no glory, no song,
Just silence that mocks you for thinking you’re strong.
Respawn, repeat, get stripped to the bone—
A king for a second, then back to a drone.

So step into darkness, pretend you’re the hunter,
But the dungeon’s been waiting—it’s always been stunter.
It chews up your pride, spits out what you were,
In Dark and Darker—you’re nothing but blur.

[woven widget]

Pauleus "DEVELOPERS, YOUR GAME IS DESTROYED, SURENDER IS YOUR ONLY OPTION"
Grand Regent SDF "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I CHOOSE DELAYS"

[glacial chasm]

🏇 🏇

[wanton merlin]

I'm currently drinking chocolate milk

[olive cliff]

🇼 🇪 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇱 🇴 🇻 🇪❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇮 🇷 🇴 🇳 🇲 🇦 🇨 🇪 ❤️

[pearl blade]

Doga buga wuga luigma

[tough raven]

ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAUL
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAUL
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAUL
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAUL
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAUL

[lost plover]

Standard wipe day

[warm ivy]

Game up?

[leaden coral]

18:13 still nothing i hope some peopel gets fired

[shadow hatch]

these guys dont wanna listen to reasonable suggestions like this, they just wanna crucify anyone who makes them wait for something they want

[fiery pier]

I hope ironmaze will attend funeral.

[toxic hornet]

aaaah yes the IronMace-hour

[past tusk]

nice bro you made this??

[trail pendant]

whd dodoo the mummum make me no move? why he move like a golbin stuck to the end of a twizzler when da pregos give birbir? i do not standunder. there is no reanson for.r a dood liek me to have been stoppified, almost like the update! i must requiest more milk from da end of goblin meet, and mummy not to go brbr

[pale haven]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 - 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲!!!!!!!

[uneven rivet]

paul????????????

[solar cosmos]

wipe canceled

[river shell]

MAKE WARLOCK SIT!

[thick acorn]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[spice shoal]

just not announcing is hilarious KEK

[deep belfry]

Servers up!

[dusky patrol]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[charred laurel]

@proud copper new game beta test when?

[deep stratus]

[woven pagoda]

Paul and me fixing the game don"t worry

[alpine moth]

Paul! Start this game right now, mister!

[dusk mist]

Lets put on a curse on paul

[tulip canopy]

y u lai paul, u sayed 28th wipe, it is now 29th, y did u lie to me paulie, how much more betrayal can i take?

[upper hedge]

I can't tell if this chat is full of philosophers or shitposters, then again Diogenes kind of forever blurred that line.

[golden hull]

SERVER IS UP

[desert maple]

[earnest owl]

???????????

[vestal canyon]

oh

[brazen lichen]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[coarse charm]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[burnt geyser]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[chilly crane]

pauls gone home for the day the only person in the office rn is delay dan

[flat sparrow]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[tired scaffold]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 :Sus: 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 :Skull: :BallinFighter: :BallinRanger:🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[random anchor]

🇲 y budusy

[rain silo]

wheres the official update? unfortunate that it is unfortunately delayed

[tame iris]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[low atlas]

I mean come on we know what a 24 hour wipe day has looked like in the past. Not this. Something about the air outside, I can just tell

[edgy cipher]

[lucid crown]

𓇋 𓅃𓄿𓈖𓏏 𓏏𓅱 𓄿𓂧𓆯𓅂𓈖𓏏𓅲𓂋𓅂 𓇋𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓂧𓅲𓈖𓎼𓅂𓅱𓈖. 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓋴𓉔 𓏏𓅱 𓅱𓊪𓅂𓈖 𓄿 𓎢𓉔𓅂𓋴𓏏 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓃀𓂋𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓃀𓄿𓈖𓎼𓃭𓅂𓋴 𓏏𓅱 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓅓𓄿𓈖 𓅃𓉔𓅱 𓃀𓅲𓇌𓋴 𓃀𓄿𓈖𓎼𓃭𓅂𓋴. 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓋴𓉔 𓏏𓅱 𓋴𓏏𓄿𓎢𓈎 𓅲𓊪 𓎼𓅱𓃭𓂧.

[cursive fossil]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[zealous oyster]

why everybody keep saying my name chill

[pure prairie]

It's been 9 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having panic attacks. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's shotty from the shed, thinking of shitting myself. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Dark and Darker. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my family. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back..

[tawdry heron]

If you are a dark and darker player, then what are you without it?

[uncut dagger]

It’s letting me hit the play button but once I load it says servers are down

[crisp hearth]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[grim loom]

[rain owl]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[orchid stratus]

🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 ✡️

[uneven stream]

paul defo like ChatGPT how do I say we found a critical error a bit differently I've already said it 17 times

[steep path]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[junior kernel]

[vast karma]

Yeah thats fair. They really come out of the woodwork lmao. Aa compared to the majority of the season when chat is super slow. Atleast its getting some traffic.

[hazy shadow]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[cunning crypt]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[gentle nebula]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[oblique grove]

🇼 🇪 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇵 🇴 🇴 🇵 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇮 🇷 🇴 🇳 🇲 🇦 🇨 🇪 ❤️

[digital gale]

paul typing

[desert epoch]

U ar enot him trust me PAL

[molten arch]

Pray for the 30th that they get what they deserve

[supple aspen]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[autumn iris]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[plush imp]

mada?

[buoyant flame]

🇼 🇪 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇵 🇴 🇴 🇵 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇮 🇷 🇴 🇳 🇲 🇦 🇨 🇪 ❤️

[mellow tartan]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes, together, we can stop this!

[rancid summit]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[jagged geyser]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[dapper crown]

ironically im actually on the toilet rn

[worldly juniper]

the best thing you can do to have and keep your new players is to release updates on time for the hype to not be in vain

[stable minnow]

I WANT PREGO GOBLINS

[knotty perch]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[wheat kernel]

"Secure Boot, TPM 2.0, and HVCI must be enabled to enter High-Roller and Arena modes. Players who do not meet these requirements will see a pop-up guiding them on how to enable them."

well there goes a good chunk of players. I'm gonna do it, but I'd bet at least 30% of players will not.

[crude dome]

PAUL IS A FALSE PROPHET!!

[unborn condor]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[normal gust]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[pale wedge]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[gaunt oracle]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[topaz bane]

PAUL IS A FALSE PROPHET!!

[jaunty zodiac]

Grayquest : STAND READY FOR THE DELAYS, WORMS. make more skin

[turbid harness]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[alpine tinsel]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[lost plover]

lol right? 90% of the season it’s just us regulars. Wipe day thousands

[wary pebble]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 :this: 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[crystal isle]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[wanton merlin]

Does time work different in Korea?

[west violet]

PAUL YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF OPEN THE SERVERS, LET US PLAY THE GAME AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN DELAY US AGAIN AND YOU WILL SUFFER, SDF WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE AND CONSUME YOU LIKE THE MEAL YOU ARE, LET US PLAY THE GAME OR PERISH PAUL THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LIVE UP TO YOUR TITLE

[river shell]

Hey guys, its when game here again to ask. When game?

[merry fox]

paul is now pregnant.. he needs to release the patch asap or he is gonna have to give birth to a nightmare goblin mage

[wicked grail]

is paul an IDF/mossad agent?

[silk shuttle]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[deep belfry]

@azure plover

[cosmic stirrup]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[leaden trellis]

PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND IN THE BOX, PAUL

[crude flare]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[azure plover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fow61Zsn2s

[eager vortex]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[dusky patrol]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[upper hedge]

A player. 😎

[hallow wadi]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[pale haven]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 -- 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲 ‼️ ‼️

[molten gull]

we dont like paul where is my dark and darkerer

[brazen lichen]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[desert maple]

[bitter tide]

when game indeed

[coarse charm]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[hybrid ice]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[rain silo]

whats up brother! someone tag paul

[spring edge]

Hunger games, I wanna win, I win it all
I wanna win all day
I'm not teamin', I'm not teamin'
You should've learned how to play
Yes, I win it all, so I win it all
I wanna win all day
I'm not teamin', I'm not teamin'
You should've seen my last Hunger Games

Decisions, one more diamond or an iron sword
I'm searchin' for food, for eat it or die, health bar
Gold apple, health regenerate, my rep begins to resonate
Your friends and mates might troll me, but at five kills I'm the president
Yeah, I want your gear, I get it, and I get your friends
Fans see me in the lobby, I should start my own clan
Yo, they like to see me team, but all I do is slay
In every Hunger Games, man, you should've learned to play, ha!

Hunger games, I wanna win, I win it all
I wanna win all day
I'm not teamin', I'm not teamin'
You should've learned how to play
Yes, I win it all, so I win it all
I wanna win all day
I'm not teamin', I'm not teamin'
You should've seen my last Hunger Games

Hunger games, I wanna win, I win it all
I wanna win all day
I'm not teamin', I'm not teamin'
You should've learned how to play

[humble kelp]

they delayed the delay 😮

[random anchor]

its been a hour??

[timber pasture]

guys chill, they are so close to getting it ready so they wont bother with a new announcement to announce a delay of 15mins. just wait a few minutes and they will tell us the game is up

[woven pagoda]

PAUL IS TAPING IN PAUL WE TRUST PAUL MARRY ME 🫄

[graceful pagoda]

In shadowed halls where light has died,
where whispers crawl and fears reside,
my blade lay still, my spirit worn—
exiled from the game, forlorn.

But now my heartbeat drums once more,
the gates swing wide, I hear the roar,
the darkness calls, both grim and fair—
at last, I’m back… I’m truly there.

Oh Dark and Darker, fierce and cold,
your cursed depths, your hidden gold,
each step I take, each clash, each cry,
reminds me I was born to try.

So raise your cups and sing it loud,
for dungeon deep and victors proud!
The night is ours, if it wont delay for another hours

[alpine moth]

This delay is making me less patient of other races. Gosh dang Orcs be messing up my community.

[foggy zealot]

KILL PAUL

[frank fiber]

paul is typing

[valid harbor]

thats it GLIZZY ATTACK 🌭

[grave dagger]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲 cause Grayson is tra$h

[vast karma]

Where do they go? Lol I mean I play alot and still find time to bother the chat. Maybe these guys are just 100% always playing or probably some just play for a week then dissapear idk its a weird dynamic.

[polar socket]

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[drifting otter]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[clever cloud]

thank you for this

[ember oak]

NO WAY ITS DONE

[viral spire]

🇧 🇺 🇷 🇳 🫃 🅿️ 🇦🇺 🇱 🔥 🇦🇱ℹ️🇻 🇪 🫄

[supple aspen]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[minor wave]

Time to get out the bingo board for third delay

[cursive fossil]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[topaz bear]

Unfortunately, the maintenance will be extended by approximately another hour due to a critical issue discovered during internal testing.
We are truly sorry for the delay

[elfin rose]

I turn my computer on and load click furiously on the DaD alpha icon on my desktop. The game loads up and then fails to load server. I alt f4 and load up steam and stare at the long list of boring and soulless games. I cringe and turn off my computer. My wife calls to me from the bedroom "hey hun is your medival loot game back on Steam yet?" I sigh and reply "no honey prolly will be awhile" she calls back "well should I get the goblin mage costume and do the goblin sounds you like and perhaps you can chase me around the bedroom and hide behind doors?" I let out a sigh of surrender "ok. I'll put on my rogue hood and take off my clothes and be there in a minute"

[iron parcel]

iiii am innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnside my room

[lost plover]

A good chunk stop after a few weeks if the trends are accurate

[spare wharf]

HOLYYYYY SHIT LETSSSS GOOOOOOOO

[burnt geyser]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[pale wedge]

EVERYONE TAG PAUL AND SDF @neon lynx @proud copper

[pure wigeon]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[oblique grove]

🇼 🇪 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇵 🇴 🇴 🇵 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇮 🇷 🇴 🇳 🇲 🇦 🇨 🇪 ❤️

[acoustic breach]

maybe when i get home from work at like midnight the game might be up

[crisp hearth]

🇱 ℹ️🇨🇰 🅿️🇦🇺🇱 🇧🇦🇱🇱🇸🇦🇨🇰

[cunning crypt]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[harsh dirge]

W bubblewrap copypasta

[lucid crown]

@pale wedge

[hardy lotus]

late

[gritty pilot]

@neon lynx @proud copper CMON BOYS DO SOMETHING

[molten arch]

Pray for the 30th!

[gaunt oracle]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[crystal isle]

I enjoyed this thank you bubble wrap man

[latent iron]

PAUL YOU WERE SO SUPPOSED TO BEAT SDF NOT JOIN HIM IN HIS DELAYED PATCHES YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

[hybrid breach]

insanity thig game maybe had 3 updates without delays

[rain owl]

impregnating paul make me good laugh. now where is the wipe?

[lethal dagger]

such a terrible company

[tulip canopy]

where is our wipe Paulie, i feel like i've been stabbed in the heart, can't believe i stuck up for him!🤘How much more betrayal can i take!?

[lunar wadi]

Let's poke Paul with a stick

[merry fox]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 @neon lynx

[tame fable]

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[cosmic stirrup]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[marble violet]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[wicked grail]

its been 7 hours sdf

[silk shuttle]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[tough raven]

ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ

[unborn condor]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[pure prairie]

It's been 9 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having panic attacks. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's shotty from the shed, thinking of shitting myself. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Dark and Darker. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my family. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back..

[dusky patrol]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[tough scaffold]

WIPE DAYYY

[sweet elbow]

Let there be dungeuons

[idle verge]

NEW CLASS: PREGNANT PAUL
Skill: "The 10-Hour Delivery" – Triggers an explosive jet-fuel fart that launches you across the room, leaving a liquid shart trail that causes enemies to slip and suffer a mental breakdown.

Passive: "Gestational Shaking" – If you aren't looting, you start shaking and crying uncontrollably, emitting an aura that forces nearby players to uninstall the game.

Ultimate: "The Vision" – Paul screams until his internal pressure hits critical levels, resulting in a total system failure and a room-clearing explosive flatulence event.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
TPM 2.0 / Secure Boot: Must be enabled. If the game detects even a hint of a real-life perdyachka, your account is deleted, and your house is marked for permanent maintenance.

Go forth and deliver the vision. Stay shaking.

[torn fiber]

Dark and Darker is the only i game i play that doesnt hold true to there timers, dark and darker is still in beta

[worthy socket]

🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇸 🇺 🇵 🇮 🇲 🇮 🇳 ❕

[woven widget]

Grayquest "The truth is... I want to delay the wipe, Im not here to patch the game, Im not here to increase ironmace revenue. Im here because I enjoy this. See there is no greater pleasure than feeling the playerbase I build... sent into pregnant goblin chaos"

[lament helm]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[feral gull]

like fk me iron hammer can u give us an update already

[steel seal]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[fleet summit]

WE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON

[potent thistle]

Sorry i was scrolling on tiktok i forgot to do the update

[molten gull]

@neon lynx

[mild plinth]

ℹ️ ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🇩🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[upper hedge]

I'm not here to kink shame, but this is getting weird.

[warm aspen]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[atomic lodge]

🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇳 🇹 🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳 🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 🫃🏼

[woeful juniper]

I am here on this day asking, where and when, where and when are we going to recieve news by our fallen prophet Paul on when the server is going to be up. May it be in 5 minutes? May it be in 10 , mayhaps 15? Or shall we wait for another hour? another 2 hours? Only the prophet Paul himself knows the answer and he will not answer our beckons, our calls, our pleads on news of the dungeon. We need to know for it is our livelyhood and our love that is at stake. We as the fellow adventurers of the dungeon must know of the news and prepare ourselves for the fight. Please Sir Paul of Castle IronMace, answer thy call, tell us the status of the server and if we can adventure soon or must go jerk it one more time and wait.

[west violet]

PAUL YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF OPEN THE SERVERS, LET US PLAY THE GAME AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN DELAY US AGAIN AND YOU WILL SUFFER, SDF WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE AND CONSUME YOU LIKE THE MEAL YOU ARE, LET US PLAY THE GAME OR PERISH PAUL THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LIVE UP TO YOUR TITLE

[rain silo]

IM IN

[vast karma]

Which I find weird, like why? Idk maybe I am just too down bad for Dark & Darker lol.

[coarse charm]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[fiery hazel]

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hz030yjjnf82f9w7ongbs/Delay.mp3?rlkey=fns9z9uac32fbx72vxhtk1kj4&st=ubv3xcan&dl=0 DElay theme

[edgy cipher]

its getting crusty, lets finish the wipe 🙏

[random anchor]

@neon lynx ??

[crude flare]

Please Paul I have to go to work soon

[zealous sorrel]

This is my first wipe day in allmost a year do we still do the scribble io during the downtimes

[grim loom]

[steady tusk]

[dreamy belfry]

no

[desert maple]

[desert epoch]

PAULY PAUL PUAL yoyo fo show

[ember oak]

LETS GOOOO GET HYPE!!!!!

[woven pilot]

[glass fern]

Paul needs to get pregnanted asap

[viral spire]

🇧 🇺 🇷 🇳 🫃 🅿️ 🇦 🇺 🇱 🔥 🇦 🇱 ℹ️ 🇻 🇪 🫄

[uncut dagger]

Don’t worry guys I’ll go launch the patch myself

[ivory fog]

so like

[junior bronze]

how did you find that out?

[cerulean charm]

xD

[lost plover]

Duffle we might have an addiction to dark I’m just now realizing

[nova shadow]

17gb update

[onyx lotus]

wilder i missed you bro

[cobalt gale]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-bean-mr-bean-holiday-mr-bean-holiday-movie-gif-3228235746377647455

[clever quail]

Thats it give sdf owner again

[olive cliff]

can someone give ironmace and @neon lynx a clock? 1 hour is 60 miniuets you silly goose god you're so silly pauly wauly cam i hab update pretty pweeeeeeeeeese?

[vocal granite]

NO WAY WE ARE GOING INNN

[spice shoal]

+20 mins LOL

[karmic gust]

ok, that escaleted quickly.

[dusk mist]

The delay is delayed

[spice mountain]

look

[minor wave]

🇴 🇳 🇪 🇭 🇴 🇺 🇷 ❓ ❓

[swift mango]

😂

[stable minnow]

@hexed adder Should give sum comms buddy

[eager vortex]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[placid dawn]

[pastel maple]

🇴 🇳 🇪 🇭 🇴 🇺 🇷 ❓ ❓

[sleek kettle]

paul say something :c

[tender moth]

lets go amazing update the new boss is insane

[alpine moth]

It’s been ABOUT an hour and a half. Where we at, Paulium?

[zinc herald]

🇼 🇪 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇵 🇴 🇴 🇵 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇮 🇷 🇴 🇳 🇲 🇦 🇨 🇪 ❤️

[spice roost]

how much time did your rolex get set back ?

[ancient sail]

[normal gust]

es

[graceful coyote]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[stiff jasper]

The delay is delayed because they found delay in the delay and need to delay to fix the delay

[acoustic birch]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-george-wheres-paul-doe-yaddleiswashed-noahshmoneyman-gif-10372697508946235449

[hexed current]

Ping system is bugged need to patch takes 10 hours brb gang

[burnt geyser]

nexon kidnap paul

[fallen talon]

Paul had a heartattack while typing

[lofty gulch]

My dad is sdf he’s gonna ban all of you

[proven patrol]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[errant crown]

Paul please Paul.

[buoyant flame]

🇼 🇪 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇵 🇴 🇴 🇵 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇮 🇷 🇴 🇳 🇲 🇦 🇨 🇪 ❤️

[spring edge]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[lusty stone]

If Ironmace refuses to work. I will also tomorrow ... take that

[final swallow]

1 hour my ass

[spice glade]

quick someone post the rabbit

[oblique grove]

🇼 🇪 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇵 🇴 🇴 🇵 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇮 🇷 🇴 🇳 🇲 🇦 🇨 🇪 ❤️

[simple spear]

🇼 🇪 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇵 🇴 🇴 🇵 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🇮 🇷 🇴 🇳 🇲 🇦 🇨 🇪 ❤️

[pure wigeon]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[potent robin]

yeah GG games cooked

[radiant badger]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-brain-rot-ai-side-eye-gif-711440987077841595

[fickle yew]

lol

[lucid crown]

After enduring a grueling hundred-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[topaz bane]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[clever cedar]

sdf and paul are the same person btw

[glacial chasm]

[cunning crypt]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[frail ibex]

its funny because every wipe their times are getting worse and worse

[spice rover]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[thorny fable]

When update?

[wicked grail]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[cold stream]

WHERE UPDATE

[royal ingot]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[plucky tree]

I took off work and woke up super early for this bro cmon

[wanton merlin]

just got off a long shift of being unemployed where is the game

[rain owl]

when next wipe annauncement? season 9 was so peak

[swift viper]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[graceful pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-bowl-fat-cat-fluffy-cat-gif-8310740269112472932

[blissful stump]

you so right

[rose lava]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.
brock [SPDY], Role icon, Outplayed — 18:21

[swift coral]

I love when a community bands together to spread positivity during a hype event, W IRONMACE, W COMMUNITY, FR YALL.

[lunar wadi]

THANKS A LOT PAUL. NOW IM SMOKING CRACK

[obtuse tapir]

nah this at least is still nothing compared to the 12+ hour delay

[clever cloud]

less hype more wipe

[tame fable]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

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[molten iris]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.
brock [SPDY], Role icon, Outplayed — 18:21

[solid oxide]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[idle verge]

🇸 🇹 🇦 🇾 🇸 🇭 🇦 🇰 🇮 🇳 🇬

[merry fox]

NEW CLASS: PREGNANT PAUL
Skill: "The 10-Hour Delivery" – Triggers an explosive jet-fuel fart that launches you across the room, leaving a liquid shart trail that causes enemies to slip and suffer a mental breakdown.

Passive: "Gestational Shaking" – If you aren't looting, you start shaking and crying uncontrollably, emitting an aura that forces nearby players to uninstall the game.

Ultimate: "The Vision" – Paul screams until his internal pressure hits critical levels, resulting in a total system failure and a room-clearing explosive flatulence event.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
TPM 2.0 / Secure Boot: Must be enabled. If the game detects even a hint of a real-life perdyachka, your account is deleted, and your house is marked for permanent maintenance.

Go forth and deliver the vision. Stay shaking.

[pure prairie]

It's been 9 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having panic attacks. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's shotty from the shed, thinking of shitting myself. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Dark and Darker. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my family. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back..

[fiery pier]

Is that John Xina?

[upper vault]

Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

[earnest owl]

They're delaying the delay announcement.

[pale haven]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 -- 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲 ‼️ ‼️🐒

[spice birch]

Open the gates

[latent iron]

PAUL YOU WERE SO SUPPOSED TO BEAT SDF NOT JOIN HIM IN HIS DELAYED PATCHES YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE PAUL YOU WERE SO SUPPOSED TO BEAT SDF NOT JOIN HIM IN HIS DELAYED PATCHES YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE PAUL YOU WERE SO SUPPOSED TO BEAT SDF NOT JOIN HIM IN HIS DELAYED PATCHES YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE PAUL YOU WERE SO SUPPOSED TO BEAT SDF NOT JOIN HIM IN HIS DELAYED PATCHES YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE PAUL YOU WERE SO SUPPOSED TO BEAT SDF NOT JOIN HIM IN HIS DELAYED PATCHES YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE PAUL YOU WERE SO SUPPOSED TO BEAT SDF NOT JOIN HIM IN HIS DELAYED PATCHES YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE PAUL YOU WERE SO SUPPOSED TO BEAT SDF NOT JOIN HIM IN HIS DELAYED PATCHES YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE PAUL YOU WERE SO SUPPOSED TO BEAT SDF NOT JOIN HIM IN HIS DELAYED PATCHES YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE PAUL YOU WERE SO SUPPOSED TO BEAT SDF NOT JOIN HIM IN HIS DELAYED PATCHES YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

[turbid elbow]

truly

[pale wedge]

Guess that’s it Ggs dark and darker you were magnificent, I will always remember you. (Iykyk)

[zealous junco]

DAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LA COHCADE DET MEUIAD AERAR

[vast karma]

Yeah I wouldn't disagree lmao. My friend has tried to get me to play other stuff and I'm like "Ehh really into D&D right now" the whole season lmao. Only thing I have played other than D&D is Clair Obscur which best friend got me last week. Damn is it good. I really adore that game.

[tough raven]

ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ

[hollow rapids]

we all should quit the game bc of this. we all should punish them for waisting our time

[gaunt oracle]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[fossil tusk]

@neon lynx

[woven widget]

Chyunkusman "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS? YOURE SPAMMING SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERYONE AROUND YOU COPE. THINK GENERAL CHAT! YOULL LIVE TO OUTLAST EVERY INSIGNIFICANT DELAY ON THIS GAME. YOULL LIVE TO SEE ROGUES CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE PATCHED! What will you have after 500 DELAYS?"

Legotimevincible "You , Ill still have you"

[turbid dune]

he's scared leave him alone

[rain silo]

they better give me a orange pickaxe and some potions because of this delay

[flat silo]

🇭 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇱 ℹ️ 🇳 🇪

[gilded nymph]

lmao

[jaunty zodiac]

||dude i fucking love this lore||

Paulvincible " I KILLED GRAYQUEST, I CAN KILL YOU TOO "

SDF, The Grand Regent : " Go ahead and try to avoid the delays. "

[tall canopy]

I am currently experiencing the emotional equivalent of a medieval siege because Dark and Darker is down. My soul has left my body, packed its bags, and is now waiting in queue like the rest of us, except the queue doesn’t even EXIST. What am I supposed to do now—go outside? Talk to people? Touch grass like some kind of peasant NPC?? My inventory is empty, my purpose is gone, and my sanity is hanging by a thread thinner than a rogue’s stealth cooldown. Every passing minute feels like a boss fight with no loot drop, just suffering. If the servers don’t come back soon, I may be forced to… feel emotions—and honestly, that’s where I draw the line.

[cerulean lava]

are the servers just not up yet?

[upper hedge]

Welp, I'm gonna go do dishes or something, might as well not sit here and rot. Typical season start.

[azure snow]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[oblique lance]

graysun typing

[wary pebble]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[tulip canopy]

Paul i saw you typing son, just hit enter.

[weary plinth]

graysun typing

[crystal isle]

Unfortunately, we’ve criticaled the fixed issue. So the hour is delayed by another patch

[gusty fulcrum]

Bunch of inpatient losers

[tranquil moss]

its a experiment ??

[alpine relic]

+1 Hour inbound!!

[warm cradle]

the hell is DSA?

[halcyon zenith]

Paul i saw you typing son, just hit enter.

[molten arch]

The blatant disregard for the community is so obvious, why not just rename the game fuck our community?

[worthy socket]

🇲 🇾😩🇱 🇮 🇫 🇪😩 🇭 🇦 🇸😩🇳 🇴😩 🇲 🇪 🇦 🇳 🇮 🇳 🇬😩🇼 🇮 🇹 🇭 🇴 🇺 🇹😩🇹 🇭 🇮 🇸😩🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪

[cobalt ice]

nexon typing...

[vernal anvil]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[stuck lion]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[random anchor]

please!

[teal spade]

tf we doing

[coarse charm]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[karmic gust]

Bro, they wiped the server for the 8th time??? Like, how many times do you guys need to get your sh-t together? It's not like your have to reinvent the game or never had the chance to fu-king test your updates?!?!?!?!

[thick acorn]

Unfortunately, we’ve just decided to cancel the game. You will never play again

[mint parrot]

I skipped college pottery for this bro

[uneven rivet]

@neon lynx say something

[jagged wing]

graysun typing.. another delay inbound

[covert maple]

had to much faith in payl

[fathom star]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I wandered, weak and weary, Over many a goblin and curious volume of forgotten loot— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of some one gently slapping, clapping at my goblin cave floor. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “clapping his cheeks at my cavern floors— Only this and nothing more.”

[sweet cipher]

@halcyon dust

[hoary widget]

GRAYSUN BEEN WRITIG FOR 20 MINS ALLO

[spice shoal]

hell yeah revolutionary war research

[potent brook]

Graysun typing #📢community-announcements

[quartz arch]

GRAYSTUN TYPING

[modern nest]

NO WAY IM IN

[primal girder]

i want to playyy

[grave dagger]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲 cause Grayson is tra$h

[tidal pine]

who the Pred is Fraul?

[oak spindle]

ALMOST ready??

[rapid cliff]

XCDS/LF?BNSD N

[dusty ocean]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I wandered, weak and weary, Over many a goblin and curious volume of forgotten loot— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of some one gently slapping, clapping at my goblin cave floor. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “clapping his cheeks at my cavern floors— Only this and nothing more.”

[sweet ore]

WHAT A TEASE

[pseudo drift]

GG

[minor wave]

NO SHOT

[hazy shadow]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 ⭕ 🇷 ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇬 🇴 🅱️ 🇱 ℹ️ 🇳

[serene hamlet]

the rage bait

[bleak spoke]

ALMOST DOESNT COUNT

[limpid lion]

fuck your seasonal pack

[hazy kayak]

AAAGHGHGH IITS HAPPENING AHSCHNAIJFDHWIAQSDJASOKID

[pure wigeon]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[graceful coyote]

no shot we posting tgat

[burnt geyser]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[heavy plover]

LMAO

[crisp hearth]

🅿️ 🇦 🇺 🇱 ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🇲 🇪 🅿️ 🇱 🇸

[ancient moon]

lmao

[icy plover]

almost ready

[umbral needle]

MAN ION GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A SEASONAL PACK DROP THE PATCH

[frank bobcat]

"We fucked up and dropped the ball but dont worry - you can give us more money!"

[oak ember]

lol bruh we can't be advertising with these delays, holy

[spiral helm]

tin cup rattling is CRAZY

[tender pebble]

DLC BEFORE PATCH

[deep belfry]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[merry harness]

xDD

[sour jungle]

lmao take my money and drop the fucking patch

[bright igloo]

you guys are so unprofessional its just diabolical

[brazen lichen]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[sinful stone]

bruh almost ready is crazu

[tired scaffold]

xddddddddd

[dim marsh]

no way they plugged that without releasing

[mint marten]

NO WAY IT WAS CASH GRABBBBBBB LOL

[viral spire]

🇧 🇺 🇷 🇳 🫃 🅿️ 🇦 🇺 🇱 🔥 🇦 🇱 ℹ️ 🇻 🇪

[fleet crescent]

what the hell kind of shameless plug was that

[low delta]

LOL WE ARE SERIOUSLY TAKING THIS TIME TO POST AN AD HAHAHAHAAH I HOPE YOUR COMPANY GOES BROKE AND OUT OF BUSINESS

[unborn shoal]

we are dropping dlc

[clever cedar]

ive never seen sdf and paul in the same room. they have to be the same person. we thought we loved paul but we were really loving sdf. and loving sdf is like a toxic relationship.

[soft rune]

fr

[dusky patrol]

3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[spring cloud]

@hexed adder fr dawg please dont upsell me when game is delayed

[wicked grail]

bro wants us to spend our $ but cant update the game on time

[remote orbit]

[topaz bane]

BAIT

[lucid crown]

he dark on my darker like goblin

[harsh dirge]

why is graysun typing something that was already announced

[thorn gate]

plz boss

[uneven stream]

genuinely it is SO BAD

[cursive rock]

@hexed adder i swear if u lie im gonna hurt myself and it gonna be ur fault

[fallen talon]

Great time for marketing.....

[tame iris]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[alpine moth]

Lmfao they took the time to post an add while we wait

[lusty stone]

GUYS BUY THE SEASONAL PACK LOL - IT IS OUT BEFORE THE GAME IS EVEN WORKING YEEEEEEE>AAAAAAAAHHHH

[strong sorrel]

SHAMELESS PLUG OF THE SEASON PASS

[pseudo knoll]

hell nah they advertising after these delays lmao

[tawny vine]

Did they seriously just plug their microtransactions during a delay xD

[rose tapir]

W marketing baby

[hexed adder]

ANY MINUTE 🔥

[potent robin]

fax

[muted fulcrum]

SO WE R CRASHING OUT AND YALL PROMOTING WE CANT BE FR

[narrow blade]

@hexed adder stop your freakin p2w trassssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[slender phoenix]

quality rage bait

[lost pulsar]

actually rage baiting

[vale ruin]

@hexed adder Stop trolling

[glossy minnow]

LOL

[tough scaffold]

COMMUNITY ANNOUNCEMENT "THE PATCH IS ABOUT TO GO LIVE" LMFAO

[errant crown]

Paul, I'm waiting for you, waiting for you, waiting for you ~

[tawny timber]

I'm Tired Boss.

[mental roost]

bait or real

[sleek shadow]

That was bait asf

[fiery pendant]

Put it on paul

[hexed adder]

Real

[desert maple]

[fallen ore]

ITS OPENNNNN

[spice roost]

@hexed adder i feel like you have always been a troll in this community

[ornate socket]

WAT

[fiery pier]

Nice so they need money to pay for servers.

[obtuse tapir]

u should be grateful then. mfs out here taking pottery like its 6th grade

[hollow vector]

Goddamn now they are selling us back the marketplace slots that they took away before. GG.

[west violet]

ok deadass do they think we're abunch of jokes. theres no way they felt it appropriate to sit here and promote THE COMMUNITY ANNOUNCMENTS AND NOT THE ACTUAL GAME? keep this up there wont be a community JOINING YOUR DAMN STREAMS

[stable minnow]

ANYYYYYYYYYY MINUTEE

[worn axle]

lets go

[stiff ravine]

xD

[echo perch]

What does 2x shards mean, You get double the redstones you buy after purchasing the season pack?

[daring mortar]

20min to later @neon lynx

[somber solstice]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[wanton merlin]

I'm currently eating a costco hotdog

[rough bluff]

lol games not up but here spend money

[echo gulch]

LITTLE PROMOTION FOR THE PACK XDDDD

[swift coral]

delay any minute

[blissful stump]

3 hour delay incoming?

[lapis birch]

GRAYSUN SAY SUM

[azure plover]

/

[torn fiber]

they try to sell a a pack as justifying there late updates EVERYTIME pack should be free #free pack

[fleet summit]

GRAYSUN HAS SPOKEN

[golden cedar]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[halcyon dust]

PAUL IS NOT PAUL ITS THE GUY THAT GOT FIRED RENAMED HIMSELF PAUL NOW HE GETTING HIS GET BACK WTF

[velvet briar]

This is evil

[cosmic stirrup]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[idle verge]

🇸 🇹 🇦 🇾 🇸 🇭 🇦 🇰 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇧 🇺 🇾 🇩 🇱 🇨

[empty bane]

AT WHAT COST?!?!

[livid spruce]

Haven’t played in about a year and a half. Is the game any different/worth coming back to?

[cunning crypt]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇬 🇷 🇦 🇾 🇸 🇺 🇳

[spare wharf]

THANKS SIR SDF OMGGG ITS READYYYYYYYYYYYY

[turbid elbow]

soon

[sinful birch]

he is lying guys don't get bait

[tender lake]

posting stuff the community announcement to save face LOL

[opal abyss]

[robust breach]

lmao we got an AD instead

[molten iris]

great, a seasonal pack announcement. Thats exactly what i need, and what i was expecting for.

[dawn cave]

10 HOURS DURATION PATCH?¿

[oblique grove]

real what?

[agile plover]

yo guys everyone buy the pack so the wipe comes sooner

[stiff kite]

🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 Nice graysun post

[hollow rapids]

das schwarze auge. a pen and paper rp

[gaunt oracle]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[acoustic birch]

The patch is almost ready to go live, but don't forget to check out the Season 9 Seasonal Pack!

[tulip pelican]

Game is not ready for a 4,5h but you sending seasonal pack? wtf

[urban remnant]

Gotta be rage bait

[tough raven]

ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ

[elder rover]

AD BREA KAHAHAHAHAH

[rain owl]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🅰️ 🇳 🇩 🇬 🇷 🅰️ 🇾 🇸 🇺 🇳

[eternal bluff]

promote pack > dont say what is up with patch

[last island]

Im aBout to chum

[pale haven]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 -- 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲 ‼️

[supple drift]

GRAYSUN!!! Plweaseee tell Ironmace to add a ram form for druid! I want to ram someone's butt so they fly off or ram to break a door! I beg of you! ahhh!!!

[olive vector]

BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ

[trim sonnet]

PAUL IF YOU DO NOT ANSWER I WILL NOT FEED MY CHILDREN OF 7

[modern gate]

Bro no fucking way

[ember oak]

FINALLY I LOVE YOU SDF

[crystal isle]

🇩 🇷 🇦 🇼 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇶 🇺 🇦 🇷 🇹 🇪 🇷 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[ancient sail]

[hexed adder]

Are we playing Rogue or slaying Rogues??

[signal inlet]

lmao

[molten arch]

The seasonal packs are just worse and worse every time wtf iron mace

[vocal nebula]

dont worry guys its ALMOST live

[cerulean fog]

stfu open it now

[pale wedge]

All of the above

[dense coyote]

hey guys i am moodking, moodking here

[remote herald]

BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ

[turbid dune]

Slayer fighter

[fiery hazel]

https://suno.com/s/TpzOyTVb43g0jXuA

[tight lagoon]

Yes.

[unkempt mica]

phreak is xerath

[deft relic]

playin

[gleaming turtle]

just playing please

[rotund sandal]

100% Playing rogue. 😄

[primal dagger]

Death to all rogues!!

[slow totem]

just let us in

[earnest owl]

GUYS! I queft...

[austere wedge]

were not doing either cause the game isnt working.

[opal abyss]

Ranger

[hardy gazelle]

both

[halcyon zenith]

BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ

[woven widget]

Chyunkusman "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS? YOURE SPAMMING SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERYONE AROUND YOU COPE. THINK GENERAL CHAT! YOULL LIVE TO OUTLAST EVERY INSIGNIFICANT DELAY ON THIS GAME. YOULL LIVE TO SEE ROGUES CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE PATCHED! What will you have after 500 DELAYS?"

Legotimevincible "You , Ill still have you"

[tulip canopy]

Paul i bought the season pass, now can you let me into the dungeon plz, plz paul, paulie pls.

[graceful pagoda]

neither coz we cant get in

[glacial sage]

Death to all rogues

[honest cedar]

@tawny glen yo are the servers up?

[steady tusk]

no were playing wizard and directly hitting the rouge in the head to instakill

[shy cave]

8.99 LOLOOOLOLO

[lean ether]

🇩 🇷 🇦 🇼 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇶 🇺 🇦 🇷 🇹 🇪 🇷 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[wooden iris]

mb if we could play the mf game

[west socket]

luckily they is an announcement for the seasenal pack but not for the game

[vale crow]

Wow thats so cool? Anyway, when can we play the game?

[acoustic breach]

its not gonna be fun either way 👍

[glossy rock]

IM IN !!

[spiral owl]

da hell almost ready means?

[rain silo]

damn announcing the season pack before server update

[calm vector]

graysun pls unban @alrwaily from discord

[restive sinew]

slaying

[vernal anvil]

i can buy season pass whitout game greason

[arctic ginkgo]

Been here since beta and STILL NO PREGNANT GOBLINS?

[terse juniper]

🇩 🇷 🇦 🇼 :this: 🇦 🇳 🇩 :this: 🇶 🇺 🇦 🇷 🇹 🇪 🇷 :this: 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

[proud cipher]

seasonal pack goes from 33,99 to 49,49 O.o

[lament meadow]

skin and money come firt then come the server next day wp game WP GAME !!!

[cobalt gale]

insert family feud music

[alpine stump]

DONT FORGET TO CFHECK

[tight quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS2-7zxeOE4

[tired herald]

is server up?

[quartz raven]

Is fishing coming this season?

[storm ingot]

@zenith hawk

[gentle nebula]

Lets wait to shill the game when the game is working pls grayson 😭

[sweet cipher]

aint no one worried about a seasonal pack so we can sit here for 10 hours wishing the game worked that everyone paid 30 dollars for

[foggy cairn]

This game is a joke fr

[rose glade]

I BOUGHT SEASON PASS NOW LET ME IN

[glossy spire]

SERVER IS UP OMG THANK YOU GRAYSUN

[tranquil moss]

buy season pack guys plz

[serene hamlet]

@boreal seal @balmy flicker @fair pelican @vale sand hi

[lunar wadi]

GEeeeEsoN!

[misty smelt]

playing for sure, looks crazy this patch

[exotic topaz]

its actually good., they just dont have a QA team

[upbeat sorrel]

Lmao

[upper vault]

is squire to riches better than normals for loot??

[heady vapor]

what do u think they do to u when they down you

[noble tide]

You guys are wild. Calm down lol.

[wispy galleon]

it's not up, but DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE SEASONAL PACK BRO

[kind narwhal]

I BOUGHT YOUR COFFEE AND THIS IS HOW YOUR GONNA TREAT ME

[zenith hawk]

[crisp hearth]

🅿️ 🇦 🇺 🇱 ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🇲 🇪 🅿️ 🇱 🇸

[coarse charm]

THEY ARE DELAYING US WITH THE COMMUNITY ANNOUNCEMENT!! I BOUGHT THE PACK IRONHAMMER NOW WHAT?

[balmy flicker]

fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu

[sinful stone]

update goes live after 1000 of u buy out season pass

[tawny glen]

@hard tree wipe hype

[primal girder]

i want to go in pls paul i cant

[pure wigeon]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[molten plume]

not the distraction in community xD

[balmy kernel]

what are you playing? im going rogue for sure i always do xd

[fathom star]

thought i heard footsteps in the dungeon…

clap… clap… clap…

too wet. too loud. too… confident.

my teammate goes “yo someone’s coming”

nah.

not footsteps.

CLAP… CLAP… CLAP…

that’s not boots on stone.

that’s cheeks. bare. unarmored. echoing like a war drum through the halls.

i don’t see him yet.

but i feel it.

the reverb.

the pressure.

the inevitability.

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

he’s getting closer.

and whatever that is…

it’s double-cheeked up on a tuesday in the dungeon

[tame fable]

a korean minute? or a real one

[kindred bone]

The Paul Effect.

[zinc herald]

HEY GUYS PATCH IS ALMOST READY

[low delta]

GENUINLY HOW STUPID CAN A LEAD TEAM BE, WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO POST A PLUG RN? NOW U JUST REDUCE SALES BY PISSING PEOPLE OFF AND NOT WANTING TO GIVE U MONEY. HOW DID YOU EVEN CO ME THIS FAR BEING SO BRAINDEAD

[fair pelican]

@serene hamlet hope you get banned for 31 hours

[amber needle]

DIDNT WE LEARN ANYTHING FROM PREVIOUS WIPES?

[cunning moss]

lol funny thing is they do the experiment like 9/10 patches ... xD because they don't get their patch process the way it should be ... like making testings before launching online xD

[olive cliff]

🇸 🇹 🇦 🇾 🇸 🇭 🇦 🇰 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇧 🇺 🇾 🇩 🇱 🇨

[slender phoenix]

impregnating rogues

[errant crown]

Come on Paul... we waiting so long

[merry maple]

I’m putting together a team

[graceful coyote]

aint no way im spending money now

[mystic aurora]

already done

[uneven swan]

HOW ABOUT AN ACTUAL UPDATE @neon lynx

[jaunty dirge]

@hexed adder that cheeky upsell was a rough blow g

[idle verge]

🇸 🇹 🇦 🇾 🇸 🇭 🇦 🇰 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇧 🇺 🇾 🇩 🇱 🇨

[hollow vector]

We're almost playing the game.

[whole plaza]

@spiral root

[hazy shadow]

[fleet cape]

I would pay so much money to see "A day in the Ironmace studio" during a patch. Like what are these clowns actually doing rn

[spiral slate]

more of this insanely cool inferno/diablo shit WELL DONE IRONMACE HOLD THE FKNG LINE

[winter forge]

🫃
🦵 🥚

[pastel maple]

🇸 🇹 🇦 🇾 🇸 🇭 🇦 🇰 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇧 🇺 🇾 🇩 🇱 🇨

[rose lava]

🇸 🇹 🇦 🇾 🇸 🇭 🇦 🇰 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇧 🇺 🇾 🇩 🇱 🇨

[fiery pier]

If this update does not have the promised sailing skill, i will cancel my membership

[swift coral]

this is how you become a warden

[rigid mica]

hes typing

[fallen lake]

he was typing again

[cunning crypt]

ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇲 🇪 🙏

[proven garden]

PAUL WAS TYPING

[hollow pagoda]

i never saw then extending a maintaince

[desert epoch]

🫃
🦵 🥚

[quartz wasp]

Who in their right mind advertises at this point. Their servers are down, but hey. Come and spend money...

[quiet lagoon]

Question is, are YOU playing rogue or slaying rogues

[ember oak]

YESSS WERE ALMOST DONE!!! ❤️

[lilac cedar]

BALLS IS TYPING

[turbid elbow]

any minute = 59

[coarse palm]

thought i heard footsteps in the dungeon…

clap… clap… clap…

too wet. too loud. too… confident.

my teammate goes “yo someone’s coming”

nah.

not footsteps.

CLAP… CLAP… CLAP…

that’s not boots on stone.

that’s cheeks. bare. unarmored. echoing like a war drum through the halls.

i don’t see him yet.

but i feel it.

the reverb.

the pressure.

the inevitability.

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

he’s getting closer.

and whatever that is…

it’s double-cheeked up on a tuesday in the dungeon

[hollow rapids]

fix your game

[uneven stream]

I genuinely wanted to buy the DLC but there IS NOTHING in it... I genuinely dont need shared stash slots nor more market slots put COSMETICS THERE

[cunning robin]

😂

[rocky dawn]

Paul figured it out sure

[deft trout]

u guys r some geeks spamming shit

[limber needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755066782032724019/1493668439070478526/larp.gif

[spring edge]

dark edging me so much im gonna blast when I get in game

[alpine relic]

Good to see same goons with the same copy-pastas as every other wipe.

This actually has to be one of my favorite parts of wipe, unironically

[gaunt oracle]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[frank bobcat]

"soon" lol

[gleaming turtle]

dont bait like that

[low atlas]

told you motha suckas

[potent robin]

SOONtm

[tawny timber]

soon guys soon

[lapis birch]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[thorn gate]

brother paul

[deep knoll]

Dude there already late they owe an apology

[cerulean fog]

omfg

[harsh dirge]

ye this company is a still a joke LOL

[mossy talon]

kinda wish they said nothing

[sweet ore]

SOON TM

[fervent timber]

made a annoucement to say soon

[bitter iron]

PAUL RAGEBAITING

[visual kettle]

HOW LONG IS FUCKING SOON?