#the-tavern | Dark and Darker | Page 329

woeful juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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How about telling us what the fuck the critical issue is that you're trying to fix

chilly abyss Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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Losers

sinful spire Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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im so fucking glad i went to bed last night lol. i was gonna wait for wipe

dusky patrol Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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🇨 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇪 🇩 this 🇮 🇹

thin spoke Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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WHO THE HELL IS PAUL

sinful shadow Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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fuck jews haha

timid hollow Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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WAHAY! Right in time for me to get off work.

topaz bear Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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Unfortunately, the maintenance will be extended by approximately another hour due to a critical issue discovered during internal testing.
We are truly sorry for the delay

hearty field Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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anguish

spice shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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this reminds me of every tarkov patch ever released. Typical dad patch.

jaunty dirge Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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yOU GUYS SHOULD JUST GIVE UP ITS BEEN 3 YEARS NOW AND YOU STILL DO THIS

paper crane Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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Never in my life have I seen the clown emoji get spammed so many times lmao

primal dagger Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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As expected boys

merry dragon Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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classic

devout copper Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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Ig its a good thing I didn’t take off work today

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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I'm smoking on Elven shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 trolls. Shit's so purple Jack would sell it for 25 candy. My brother in the arcane, this shit will send you to straight to Solaris. Shit needs hellfire to light it. Lung slaughtering warlock kush. This shit got diamonds on it so you know the thc to cbd ratio is fuckin swag my brother. A whiff of this?... yeah this that nefarious evil druid moon grass this shit straight out of lizardman swamp. This shit is what killed the Lich. RIP my brother forreal dawg

sterile torrent Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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All my homies hate Paul

alpine stump Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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they verified nothing

woven widget Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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Thank you everyone, We will do our best to ensure that players have fun no matter what difficulties or obstacles there are.

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marsh plank Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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Is the game good yet

tiny walrus Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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W redshards

inner finch Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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woeful juniper How about telling us what the fuck the critical issue is that you're trying to f...

why matter

oblique totem Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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lol i see somethings never change

tulip hollow Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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youve ruined my life and ill never be able to recover, every day im closer to scuicide

spring edge Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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🇭 🇴 🇱 🇩 GoblinLove 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹 🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

uneven swan Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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9 Wipes, still cant figure out how to do it. GJ ironmace.

drifting otter Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

strange vortex Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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HOLD THE LINE

opaque lily Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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everybody just hold on a second lets relax

lost pulsar Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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pure prairie Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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thin spoke WHO THE HELL IS PAUL

That’s what I’m sayin

lethal flame Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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Look at all the unemployed chimping out, rather than doing something else or playing a diff game xD

cosmic stirrup Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

cerulean fog Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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redshards for compesation

hallow wadi Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

silk igloo Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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@eager relic bum ahh

shell perch Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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alpine stump they verified nothing

🤣

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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MY REPORT NUMBERS TURNED YELLOW

forest mortar Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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יש פה ישראלים שרוצים לשחק ביחד שהמשחק עולה ? תשלחו לי הודעה

crude perch Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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this has been happening for 3 years man surely the patching is gonna get fixed eventually right?

iron parcel Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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Clown counter goes prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in announcment

loud isle Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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FIREBALL

wintry niche Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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Whoever called 12pm nailed it right on the head

jaunty willow Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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marsh plank Is the game good yet

leave it twin not worth the chaos

whole lake Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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AHHAHAHAHAHGAHHAHAHAHAHAJSDAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHjAHJAHAH IM CRYING LMOAOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOo

clever cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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west violet DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN WITH PAUL DOWN ...

anguish anguish

eternal knoll Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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anguish anguish anguish anguish anguish anguish anguish anguish anguish

trim meadow Apr 28, 2026, 3:04 PM

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ahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah im going crazy without dark and darker

slow totem Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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YOU LET ME DOWNLOAD AN INCOMPLETE PATCH???

urban dawn Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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4 hour delay. literally how is that possible

pliant mica Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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Y’all complaining go make your damn game

fickle tree Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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FIRE PAUL

worthy socket Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇸 🇺 🇵 🇮 🇲 🇩 🇴 🇼 🇳 🇱 🇴 🇦 🇩 🇪 🇩 ❕

dire haven Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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#📢announcements message

fallen talon Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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Time to overthrow IronMace

ionic shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/hodor-game-of-thrones-holdthedoor-gif-5490557

unique field Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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inserts Clown emoji

coarse palm Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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lmfao so funny

unkempt mica Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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put it in paul

topaz bear Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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Unfortunately, the maintenance will be extended by approximately another hour due to a critical issue discovered during internal testing.
We are truly sorry for the delay

granite ledge Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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dont cry guys .. we know that tget say 4 h and they do 8 critical issue..

silver raven Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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Keep the delays coming

fluid tiger Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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BAHAHAHA, HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

thick acorn Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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🇨 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇪 🇩 this 🇮 🇹

sonic heart Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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Guys, i am starting to think Paul is not truly sorry

spring edge Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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🇭 🇴 🇱 🇩 GoblinLove 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹 🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

vocal socket Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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JUSTICE FOR THE SURGEON

marsh plank Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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jaunty willow leave it twin not worth the chaos

I've been gone since season 2

delicate cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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forest mortar יש פה ישראלים שרוצים לשחק ביחד שהמשחק עולה ? תשלחו לי הודעה

אני גרוע טילים אבל יאללה, זה רק עוד שעה

tired sun Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/wtf-edp-huh-what-shocked-wow-gif-17151607

vale oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/crazy-monkey-gif-21553825

Tenor

woeful elk Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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LETS GOOO 12 HOUR DELAYS WWWWWWWWWWWW

warm sedge Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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W paul, Some things never change.

molten vale Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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ggs this game is cooked the delay balancing issues and now the rouge change like bro i dont even know if I wanna bother anymore shiet

hallow wadi Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾.

empty halo Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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its over

shell perch Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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fickle tree FIRE PAUL

Nah fire SDF

turbid oak Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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FEAR NOT BELIEVERS OF PAUL! FOR THE GREAT PAUL SHALL PROVIDE!!!!! CAN A GET A PAMEN!

errant crown Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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I am so mad now !

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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WE FIXED THE ISSUE, BUT NOW WE NEED TO FIX THE FIX THAT FIXED THE ISSUE 🗣🗣🗣👹👹

drifting otter Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

pine bramble Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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Yea lets do all the testing at the last minute

empty bane Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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If only there was 3 months to test this

humble kelp Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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sdf sounds very similar to idf?! coincidence?! I DONT THINK SO

dusky patrol Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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🇨 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇪 🇩 this 🇮 🇹

sterile torrent Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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All this just for someone to find a game breaking bug 20 min after we get in

wanton merlin Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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BIG B STRIKE DOWN IRON MACE HEADQUARTERS

unreal ivy Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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CLOWN IT GO GO GO GO

foggy zealot Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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🇰⚪ 🇮🇱 🇮 ⚪ 🇱 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇱 ⬜🇱 🇱 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇸 🇮🇱🇩 🇮🇱🇫 ⬜ 🇵 🇷 🇦 🇮 🇸 🇪 ⬜ 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

clever cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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vale oar https://tenor.com/view/crazy-monkey-gif-21553825

LINE_START LINE_HOLD LINE_THE LINE_LINE 💪🏼 HappyCleric

slow totem Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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Latest Patch Notes:

Delay

clever cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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trim meadow Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01JNCMMSMK7WZ48ACN0YYFGSCR/4x.avif

glad fern Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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I’m legit sitting in bed belly laughing rn I haven’t played in over a year and patches still get delayed 5 times LOL

unique field Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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CLERICS COOKED AGAIN

fluid furnace Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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So in typicaly DaD fashion: a 4 hour update has become 9 hours of downtime LOL

desert epoch Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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ATLEAST CRIOTICAL ISSUE FIXED XD

west socket Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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i can update it but it is being delayed again

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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I TOLD ALL OF YOU, PAUL ABANDONED US, HE WAS NEVER OUR SAVIOR HE IS A FALSE PROPHET, HE IS NOTHING BUT DECIETFUL. HE NEVER PlANNED TO GIVE US THE DUNGEON HE WITHHOLD OUR DESTINY FROM EACH OF US

unborn river Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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@west violet

vocal socket Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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THEY KILLED THE SURGEON LIKE THEY KILLED HARAMBE!

fervent timber Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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try not to test the day before wipe challenge difficulty hard

molten arch Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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pray for the 30th they get karma for being shite!

tender pebble Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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Where is monk class?

woeful elk Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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humble kelp sdf sounds very similar to idf?! coincidence?! I DONT THINK SO

IS SHAKESPEAR REALLY DEAD

late bolt Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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Get a job everyone it's Tuesday then u need not sorry about maintenance

strange vortex Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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go touch some grass weather is nice today

urban remnant Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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yalls some rookies. i knew this was finna happen thats while i overslept while yall stayed up all night GibbonCleric

wispy locust Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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some of sdf's vision was inherited

barren pike Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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the real problem is that they put hours, they should say just "wiping, we will contact you when its ready" and fuck it

wild quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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pliant mica Y’all complaining go make your damn game

they bare lying n that bruv thats the issue innit

dire haven Apr 28, 2026, 3:05 PM

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#📢announcements message

stray trench Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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guys dont hate paul is truly sorry

shell perch Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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mellow oar WE FIXED THE ISSUE, BUT NOW WE NEED TO FIX THE FIX THAT FIXED THE ISSUE 🗣🗣🗣👹...

🤣🤣🤣

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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MY REPORT NUMBERS TURNED YELLOW

whole lake Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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molten arch pray for the 30th they get karma for being shite!

tooo harsh 😭

dreamy pine Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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Porcodio siete uno scherzo della natura come si fa a ritardare cosi tanto un rilascio

mellow tartan Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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empty bane If only there was 3 months to test this

But that would be logical… plastic hammer does not like that

tired sun Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

dusk ice Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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PraisePaul

iron nimbus Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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WipeHype

olive fable Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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my bf will die if this game isnt fixed

brave wharf Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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SO MANY RETURNING PLAYERS AND THESE FKERS CANT UPDATE

worthy socket Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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I just made $13k on Kalshi

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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🇧 🇴 🇾 🇨 🇴 🇹 🇹 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

timid cobalt Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-stand-ready-for-my-arrival-gif-1552484032479568873

sonic quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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dreamy pine Porcodio siete uno scherzo della natura come si fa a ritardare cosi tanto un ril...

ma vai a lavorare schiavo

verbal pond Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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can someone explain why we buff wizard???????

upper vault Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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Spam in tavern chat do not spam here

junior kernel Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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Classic ironmace

iron bough Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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PERFECT

uneven stream Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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He wanted to pull a silent SDF without it looking suspicious with the 4 hours 😄

pseudo knoll Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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blud i gotta work

cunning robin Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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let the devs do their job, they are all we got to enjoy what we are waiting for, it's our only option, patience, so calm down everybody and wait, it is better to wait an hour and have quality matches than ones filled with random glitches.

iron parcel Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…

I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…

I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…

im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…

we wait 6 hour… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illusion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…

I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…

my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…

I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…

I am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

sonic lynx Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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brave wharf SO MANY RETURNING PLAYERS AND THESE FKERS CANT UPDATE

why uleft who cares

turbid oak Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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FEAR NOT BELIEVERS OF PAUL! FOR THE GREAT PAUL SHALL PROVIDE!!!!! CAN A GET A PAMEN!

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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I TOLD ALL OF YOU, PAUL ABANDONED US, HE WAS NEVER OUR SAVIOR HE IS A FALSE PROPHET, HE IS NOTHING BUT DECIETFUL. HE NEVER PlANNED TO GIVE US THE DUNGEON HE WITHHOLD OUR DESTINY FROM EACH OF US

molten arch Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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whole lake tooo harsh 😭

actually thats being generous

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

lost pulsar Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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edgy breach Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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Looks like I’m going to be a filthy little rogue this wipe. this

ashen gale Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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Hang Paul..

wispy locust Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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6️⃣ 7️⃣

woeful elk Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…

I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…

I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…

im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…

we wait 6 hour… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illusion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…

I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…

my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…

I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…

I am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

languid thorn Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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Anyone else stuck on Connecting?

sonic heart Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇳 🇴 🇹 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

ocean prairie Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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is there ever not a delay man

long egret Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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🇮 🇹 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇺 MORE AND MORE DELAYS

oblique grove Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇳 🇴 🇹 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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🇧 🇴 🇾 🇨 🇴 🇹 🇹 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

humble kelp Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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brave wharf SO MANY RETURNING PLAYERS AND THESE FKERS CANT UPDATE

Its like its their first time. not like that happens every single wipe 🙁 sadge

wicked sedge Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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EAT PAUL

young vine Apr 28, 2026, 3:06 PM

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sonic heart 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇳 🇴 🇹 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

ziggi about to crash out after taking his day off 🥀

zealous oyster Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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ashen gale Hang Paul..

n

junior kernel Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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verbal pond can someone explain why we buff wizard???????

Cause ur a bot

dreamy pine Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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brave wharf SO MANY RETURNING PLAYERS AND THESE FKERS CANT UPDATE

Fr whats wrong with these clowns, waiting for a response from Claude on why the rollout is failing..

charred latch Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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whole time paul just making the decisions lmao bro getting flamed for his devs

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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verbal pond can someone explain why we buff wizard???????

low gear zard is ASS and fireball scaling is more centered now. its weaker higher end than it was

balmy kernel Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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damn its good the i havent watched newest ep of one piece i have something to do for the next 20 mins

upper vault Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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Spam in tavern chat do not spam here

errant crown Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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Paul please no

fiery pier Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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proud blaze I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with...

Holy dank, i want what you smoke.

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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PAUL IS A FRUAD PAUL IS A FRUAD CONSUME PAUL, RELEASE US

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

molten arch Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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ashen gale Hang Paul..

now this is too harsh

static lava Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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PraisePaul

turbid oak Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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FEAR NOT BELIEVERS OF PAUL! FOR THE GREAT PAUL SHALL PROVIDE!!!!! CAN A GET A PAMEN!

woven widget Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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terse juniper 🇧 🇴 🇾 🇨 🇴 🇹 🇹 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

PAULCOTT

sonic quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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HTL WipeHype HoldTheLine1 HoldTheLine2 HTL

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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WAIT HOLD ON I JUST LOADED IN, AND THE NEW BOSS IS TRANSGENDER BOWSER

iron parcel Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…

I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…

I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…

im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…

we wait 6 hour… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illusion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…

I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…

my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…

I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…

I am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

woeful hound Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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Unfortunately we have fixed all the issues but i have to go eat dinner so i will be extending maintenance for 1 hour maybe 2 idk what to cook Salute

dim imp Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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im no tech expert but anyone able to tell me how it takes nearly 10 hours to update a game?

pseudo knoll Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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we taking bets on how many more delays?

spice shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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pure wigeon I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with...

haHAA

junior bronze Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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proud blaze I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with...

damn nice I love that strain hell yeah

fickle oak Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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YESSS KEEEP DELAYING SO I CAN BE ON TIME FOR ONCE Salute this this

worldly juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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the best thing you can do to have and keep your new players is to release updates on time for the hype to not be in vain

sharp vigil Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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HTL WipeHype HoldTheLine1 HoldTheLine2 HTL

sonic heart Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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young vine ziggi about to crash out after taking his day off 🥀

BRO i have played this game since PT2, how could i be so naive!!

lost pulsar Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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arc raiders had an update that finished

empty bane Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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mellow oar WAIT HOLD ON I JUST LOADED IN, AND THE NEW BOSS IS TRANSGENDER BOWSER

W Patch

dawn narwhal Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

lavish basin Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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at this point it's a meme

worthy socket Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇸 🇺 🇵 🇮 🇲 🇩 🇴 🇼 🇳 🇱 🇴 🇦 🇩 🇪 🇩 ❕

proper shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…

I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…

I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…

im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…

we wait 6 hour… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illusion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…

I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…

my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…

I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…

I am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

dusty panther Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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It’s been 7 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having serious mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log into Dark and Darker, but the launcher was down. I had a huge panic attack, but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I’m so anxious I even took my dad’s gun from the shed — I’m thinking of blowing myself up. I’m nothing without Dark and Darker, it’s my life, it’s my destiny. Without Dark and Darker, I wouldn’t be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing that has ever happened, and I can’t get rid of my addiction to it — it’s the greatest game in existence. I can’t stop shaking and crying, I’m so worried. I spent all my money on Dark and Darker. I don’t know what to do. Dark and Darker can’t disappear again, because if it does, I’ll go insane again... breaking my mouse, my chair, my house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is too amazing, and I can’t lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I had a panic attack, trembling in fear that I might lose my fiancé and kids. I’m so scared I might lose my mind and go crazy… I just want my kids back… 🫃

rough harbor Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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Bro they really came here

static lava Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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🔥 PraisePaul 🔥

errant crown Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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Paul Almighty

sonic quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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HTL WipeHype HoldTheLine1 HoldTheLine2 HTL

silk igloo Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…

I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…

I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…

im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…

we wait 6 hour… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illusion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…

I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…

my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…

I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…

I am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

molten arch Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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dim imp im no tech expert but anyone able to tell me how it takes nearly 10 hours to upd...

because here at ironmace we fucking hate our community

iron parcel Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…

I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…

I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…

im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…

we wait 6 hour… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illusion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…

I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…

my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…

I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…

I am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

woeful hound Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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Unfortunately we have fixed all the issues but i have to go eat dinner so i will be extending maintenance for 1 hour maybe 2 idk what to cook Salute HoldTheLine1 HoldTheLine2

turbid oak Apr 28, 2026, 3:07 PM

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FEAR NOT BELIEVERS OF PAUL! FOR THE GREAT PAUL SHALL PROVIDE!!!!! CAN A GET A PAMEN!

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE NEVER COULD BE TRUSTED HE NEVER PLANNED TO GIVE US THE WIPE, HE NEVER PLANNED TO LET US PLAY, HES WORSE THEN SDF, DOWN WITH PAUL RETURN SDF FROM HIS GRAVE

dusk ice Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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PraisePaul

fiery pier Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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Can i has game pls, i dont want to call my meth dealer? kthxbye.

humble kelp Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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you can update guys!! for real, check ur steam or tavern

pastel maple Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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FEAR NOT BELIEVERS OF PAUL! FOR THE GREAT PAUL SHALL PROVIDE!!!!! CAN A GET A PAMEN!

charred latch Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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HOLD ON STEPBRO IF U DELAY ANOTHER HOUR I MIGHT....

young vine Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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sonic heart BRO i have played this game since PT2, how could i be so naive!!

fool me once shame on you, fool me twice or.. however many times by now..

rare storm Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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dim imp im no tech expert but anyone able to tell me how it takes nearly 10 hours to upd...

They, for some god damn reason, don't have a test server to make sure everything works properly, they have to shut off the main servers, put the update in, see if it works, and then turn it back on, which is the most asinine way of doing it

hasty moss Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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look at all these meth heads XD

glossy rock Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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we fixed all the issues but ima go watch a movie

cloud tundra Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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DARK AND DARKAAAA

verbal pond Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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junior kernel Cause ur a bot

roger roger

minor wave Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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second delay is great for the bingo board!

delicate cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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long and longer

vivid jungle Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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Guys is DND yk youd quit after the first week

whole arrow Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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rare storm They, for some god damn reason, don't have a test server to make sure everything...

lawsuits makes so they cant afford it id say

desert onyx Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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🇵 🅰️ 🇺 🇱 🇬 🇪 🇹 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹 ‼️ Sus 🫃

atomic lodge Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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noway i can see the future

cunning robin Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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let the devs do their job, they are all we got to enjoy what we are waiting for, it's our only option, patience, so calm down everybody and wait, it is better to wait an hour and have quality matches than ones filled with random glitches.

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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🇧 🇴 🇾 🇨 🇴 🇹 🇹 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

slate bane Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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@patent socket

drifting otter Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

cedar igloo Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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they just dont want the people that grinds hard since the beginning. so they fooling them

upbeat kettle Apr 28, 2026, 3:08 PM

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bruh i popped 100mg of addddddys im bout to start tweakin out like a lil goblin

iron nimbus Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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Pls do not make NSFL comments
Pls do not make NSFL comments
Pls do not make NSFL comments

stiff ravine Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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not even home yet, tyfor the delay 🙌

junior kernel Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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verbal pond roger roger

Sry

spice roost Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mie1wIi11mQ

drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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I didn’t take off work today for wipe so we’re good. looks like it’ll be up for when I get home we chillin

ionic shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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Update is available yall!

unique field Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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upbeat kettle bruh i popped 100mg of addddddys im bout to start tweakin out like a lil goblin

only 100mg? bro just upgrade to meth

whole lake Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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ionic shoal Update is available yall!

goodluck

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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I'm smoking on Elven shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 trolls. Shit's so purple Jack would sell it for 25 candy. My brother in the arcane, this shit will send you to straight to Solaris. Shit needs hellfire to light it. Lung slaughtering warlock kush. This shit got diamonds on it so you know the thc to cbd ratio is fuckin swag my brother. A whiff of this?... yeah this that nefarious evil druid moon grass this shit straight out of lizardman swamp. This shit is what killed the Lich. RIP my brother forreal dawg

alpine girder Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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"Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found" theyre not used to fixing shit, poor pauls sorry for doing something right 😢

fair quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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upbeat kettle bruh i popped 100mg of addddddys im bout to start tweakin out like a lil goblin

Did 4 lines for this???

cunning crypt Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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guys paul is truly sorry 😔

timber raptor Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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My report numbers turned yellow

uncut dagger Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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IM IN THE MAINFRAME

sturdy shore Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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type 1 in the chat if you like getting pegged!

unkempt mica Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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gort

dawn narwhal Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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iron nimbus Pls do not make NSFL comments Pls do not make NSFL comments Pls do not make NS...

hello

deft relic Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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1

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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"WE FIXED THE ISSUE, HOWEVER WE HAVE ALSO HOTTEN INTO ANOTHER LAWSUIT SO THE WIPE WILL BE DELAYED FOR ANOTHER 8927 HOURS, --WE ARE TRULY SORRY--

wanton merlin Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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timber raptor My report numbers turned yellow

My report numbers turned yellow

empty halo Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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drifting scaffold I didn’t take off work today for wipe so we’re good. looks like it’ll be up for ...

same i finish in an hour

honest needle Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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sturdy shore type 1 in the chat if you like getting pegged!

1

wild quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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i warmed my spoon for this

hazy shadow Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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I’ve been grinding Dark and Darker since the mud-and-bones era. I’m talking early playtests, janky hitboxes, getting folded by skeletons with better aim than actual players. I’ve endured every wipe, every meta shift, every time my class got nerfed into the floor and I STILL queued back up like a loyal dog.

And now? New Ranger perks? Beautiful. Rogue getting love? Finally. This is what I’ve been waiting for. This is why I stayed. This is why I BELIEVED.

But enough about that.

WHERE.
ARE.
THE PREGNANT. GOBLINS.

I’m dead serious. YEARS. YEARS I have been loading into these goblin-infested caves, and not ONCE—not a SINGLE time—have I seen even the SLIGHTEST hint of goblin reproduction. You’re telling me this entire ecosystem is just… what? Spawned out of thin air? GENERATED??

No. I refuse to accept that.

I want LORE. I want CONTINUITY. I want a DEEPLY IMMERSIVE GOBLIN LIFE CYCLE. Where are the goblin families? The goblin nurseries? The EXPECTANT GOBLINS??

You’re adding perks, you’re tweaking numbers, you’re balancing classes—but you’re IGNORING the CORE ISSUE.

THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL ABSENCE
OF
PREGNANT
GOBLINS.

fervent nexus Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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1

pine bramble Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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How long must I wait to run around naked trolling squire royal

clever cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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LINE_START LINE_HOLD LINE_THE LINE_LINE 💪🏼 HappyCleric

fleet vigil Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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there used to be test server

austere stirrup Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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iron nimbus Pls do not make NSFL comments Pls do not make NSFL comments Pls do not make NS...

whoat does this mean

molten arch Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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this was the vision all along why we mad?

desert epoch Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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9

iron parcel Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…

I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…

I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…

im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…

we wait 6 hour… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illauzion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…

I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…

my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…

I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…

I am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

empty bane Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

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PAUL HAD HIS CHANCE NOW ITS LETO IIs TURN!!!!

errant crown Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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Paul plz don't do this to me

fiery pier Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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alpine girder "Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found" theyre not used to fixi...

Classic day in the life of devs, been there, done that

final fractal Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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broooooooo cmon

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE BETRAYED ALL OF YOU, ABANDONED YOU, STAND WITH SDF, and we WILL ACTUALLY GET OUR WIPE SOMETIME THIS YEAR, HE WILL RETURN DARK AND DARKER TO HIS VISION, HE WILL NERF WHIRLWIND! AND DARK AND DARKER MIGHT BE GREAT AGAIN, DOWN WITH FRUAD PAUL THE DOOMER OF DARK AN DARKER!

cunning moss Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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thing that I don't get is like those tests should be made before patch days or what?

pure parrot Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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ahhh this discord server is still a festering shithole huh

pastel maple Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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alpine girder "Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found" theyre not used to fixi...

w man

dusty panther Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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This is the last time i'll trust Paul and his damn meatballs!

woeful hound Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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Update

Fixed an issue where goblins would appear friendly, then attack once you turned away.

sonic heart Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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fleet vigil there used to be test server

Lawsuits cost a lot of money

dim imp Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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west violet PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE NEVER COULD BE TRUSTED HE NEVER PLANNED TO GIVE US THE WIPE,...

no no no sdf was the worst

tardy ibex Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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6 more hours

junior bronze Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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rare storm They, for some god damn reason, don't have a test server to make sure everything...

they have a test server but it had problems facilitating with player count bc they locked it behind the deluxe version of the game at the time. It failed to be very useful cause no one was using it so they basically abandoned it

delicate cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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tardy ibex 6 more hours

*tomorrow

dawn fractal Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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hasty moss look at all these meth heads XD

Many boneheads too..

hasty moss Apr 28, 2026, 3:10 PM

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dawn fractal Many boneheads too..

LMAO

upper vault Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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only about an hour lets hurry this up

humble kelp Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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pure parrot ahhh this discord server is still a festering shithole huh

STONE THE NON BELIEVER! HERECY

acoustic totem Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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9 seasons 9 delays

foggy shore Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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I hope they delay it for 5 more hours so I get home and get to play

lethal flame Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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Guys Just Play Another Game While You Wait

cloud tundra Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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Dark and Darker withdrawls on fire rn

rare storm Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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junior bronze they have a test server but it had problems facilitating with player count bc th...

Which proves that they just don't know what the hell they're doing half the time. Really makes it hard to not want nexon to win

drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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iron nimbus Pls do not make NSFL comments Pls do not make NSFL comments Pls do not make NS...

I’m sorry for this 😢 let me try and fix the pasta

harsh dirge Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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all these delays and we still cant get harpies pregnant, L devs

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇨 🇴 🇹 🇹 2️⃣ 🇴 2️⃣ 6️⃣

civic heron Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

ionic shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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whole lake goodluck

I know the servers arent up but i can at least get the update done.

wary arch Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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Any decent players down for a duo or trio Main warlock player

jagged wing Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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tardy ibex 6 more hours

SOP with ironmace is wipe day + at least 2 days until you should bother even attempting to play. They never follow the times they put out themselves and the next days are constant maintenance to fix bugs etc... Not like they had all the time in the world to plan and schedule their update

slate bane Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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wary arch Any decent players down for a duo or trio Main warlock player

no

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

chilly carbon Apr 28, 2026, 3:11 PM

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xdd

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

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my goat sacrifice did nothing, and we got another delay. have we been forsaken? or is my finest not enough? i shall sacrifice the entire herd

iron parcel Apr 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

#

wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…

I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…

I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…

im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…

we wait Hours… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illauzion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…

I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…

my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…

I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…

I am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

open ridge Apr 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

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It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

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PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE BETRAYED ALL OF YOU, ABANDONED YOU, STAND WITH SDF, and we WILL ACTUALLY GET OUR WIPE SOMETIME THIS YEAR, HE WILL RETURN DARK AND DARKER TO HIS VISION, HE WILL NERF WHIRLWIND! AND DARK AND DARKER MIGHT BE GREAT AGAIN, DOWN WITH FRUAD PAUL THE DOOMER OF DARK AN DARKER! HE WILL RUIN THIS GAME AND OUR WIPES, SDF IS OUR ONLY HOPE

dusty panther Apr 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

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lethal flame Guys Just Play Another Game While You Wait

Play another game? PLAY ANOTHER GAME?? What kind of psycho are you? Let me tell you something, I've been on dark and darker for 18 hours a day the past 3 years. There is no other game, and if Paul doesn't pull himself together, you can be damn sure those meatballs aren't going back

junior bronze Apr 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

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rare storm Which proves that they just don't know what the hell they're doing half the time...

ye, it had some problems but they all could have been fixed with some perseverance. Tbf they had a lot going on back then with the lawsuit and everything

fervent nexus Apr 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

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It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

swift coral Apr 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇲 🇴 🇬 🇬 🇪 🇩 🇾 🇴 🇺 🇦 🇱 🇱

dark jetty Apr 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

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SOP with ironmace is wipe day + at least 2 days until you should bother even attempting to play. They never follow the times they put out themselves and the next days are constant maintenance to fix bugs etc... Not like they had all the time in the world to plan and schedule their update

turbid oak Apr 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

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FEAR NOT BELIEVERS OF PAUL! FOR THE GREAT PAUL SHALL PROVIDE!!!!! CAN I GET A PAMEN!

delicate cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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MY WILL TO LIVE HAS BEEN SEVERED ALONGSIDE THE SERVERS. I have been pacing my room for THREE HOURS like a medieval peasant whose crops have failed. My torch is unlit. My longsword is sheathed. My hard-earned gold sits IN THE VOID, untouchable, mocking me from a server room I will never see.
Do you understand what they have taken from me? I was about to clutch a 3v1 in the Goblin Caves. I had a BLUE ROLLING PIN, brother. A BLUE. ROLLING. PIN. The bards are singing songs about that rolling pin in taverns I will now never visit because IRONMACE HAS FORSAKEN US.
I tried to fill the void. I opened Tarkov — felt nothing. Loaded into Deep Rock Galactic — the dwarves looked at me with pity. I even queued Skyrim and stared at a sweet roll for forty minutes before whispering "you are not enough" and closing the game.
My wife asked if I was okay. I responded only in Old English. My dog will not make eye contact with me. The mailman knocked and I screamed "WHO GOES THERE" through the door before collapsing into the fetal position.
The sun rises. The sun sets. The servers do not. I am Schrödinger's adventurer — neither alive nor dead, neither looting nor extracting, suspended in a cruel digital purgatory.
Pray for me. Light a candle. And if you see a man wandering Bat Yam in chainmail muttering about "the module," it is I. I am he. Send me back to the dungeon.

tulip nymph Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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the clown responses are killing me lmaooo

woeful hound Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an 3 hours so that i can watch the champions league match .
We are truly sorry for the delay.

humble kelp Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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jagged wing SOP with ironmace is wipe day + at least 2 days until you should bother even att...

its every single wipe the same. they get surprised each time pikasurprised

lethal flame Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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dusty panther Play another game? PLAY ANOTHER GAME?? What kind of psycho are you? Let me tell ...

Oh sweet mother of mercy 😛

fair lintel Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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1 more hour, sweep your floors, clean up the beer cans, take out the trash and do the dishes then the game will be ready

dim imp Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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PraisePaul 🇮 🇳 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇼 🇪 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇸 🇹

drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's shovel, thinking of smashing my computer... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

dusky patrol Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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🇨 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇪 🇩 this 🇮 🇹

ionic shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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fair lintel 1 more hour, sweep your floors, clean up the beer cans, take out the trash and d...

What a healthy idea. good on ya.

potent robin Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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fair lintel 1 more hour, sweep your floors, clean up the beer cans, take out the trash and d...

do you think people that play DnD do "chores"

tardy ibex Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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yall better hope this game don't ever come to console because the xbox and psn certification required after each "critical issue fix" 5 hours after scheduled release will cause major delays

somber oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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8hours patxh is great

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 PM

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Sus LINE_LET Sus LINE_THEM Sus LINE_COOK Sus

jaunty dirge Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 PM

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Every time you guys manage to get some mad hype for this game its like you sit at the round table giggle and go how can we really make them regret coming back. How can we punish these line holders more. Lets make woge and wanger stwong again annnnddd Wait for it AAAND lets delay the update.... 3 times. te he te he

eternal knoll Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 PM

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fair lintel 1 more hour, sweep your floors, clean up the beer cans, take out the trash and d...

already done, im waiting for server now

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

iron parcel Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…
I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…
I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…
im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…
we wait Hours… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illauzion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…
I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…
my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…
I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…
am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

crystal isle Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 PM

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Paul, I forgive you on behalf of all players of this magnificent game. We all luv you.

mystic elk Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 PM

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Best devs ever 🤪 haven’t played this game in months and I get a discord alert to REdelayed delayed update. Never change DAD 😭

fickle hedge Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 PM

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Yall aren’t gonna quit. As soon as the servers come up yall loading in stop the cap.

fervent nexus Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 PM

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It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:14 PM

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PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE BETRAYED ALL OF YOU, ABANDONED YOU, STAND WITH SDF, and we WILL ACTUALLY GET OUR WIPE SOMETIME THIS YEAR, HE WILL RETURN DARK AND DARKER TO HIS VISION, HE WILL NERF WHIRLWIND! AND DARK AND DARKER MIGHT BE GREAT AGAIN, DOWN WITH FRUAD PAUL THE DOOMER OF DARK AN DARKER!
DOWN WITH PAUL

clever cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:15 PM

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crystal isle Paul, I forgive you on behalf of all players of this magnificent game. We all lu...

LINE_START LINE_HOLD LINE_THE LINE_LINE 💪🏼 HappyCleric

smoky vapor Apr 28, 2026, 3:15 PM

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if youre waiting and cant login go on indeed to kill some time

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:15 PM

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April 28, 11:15 am: As we observe the supposed final hour, many experience the barrier between reality and fiction slowly begin to crumble. Test subjects flock to the replies of trolls unaware of, or perhaps willingly, playing their game passing if even a few seconds time. I fear this is where we may begin to lose many, but the psyop must continue.

fair quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:15 PM

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delicate cloud MY WILL TO LIVE HAS BEEN SEVERED ALONGSIDE THE SERVERS. I have been pacing my ro...

This shit is epic story telling from Bardus Melodicus itself

pure vale Apr 28, 2026, 3:15 PM

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west violet PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE BETRAYED ALL OF YOU, ABANDONED YOU, STAND WITH SDF, and we W...

shush bro no one wants sdf back

harsh dirge Apr 28, 2026, 3:15 PM

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pure vale shush bro no one wants sdf back

ong keep him out the kitchen

simple vault Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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paul is sdf

molten iris Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

delicate cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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Hark! Mine spirit lieth in ruin, for the servers of Dark and Darker hath fallen silent. The dungeons stand empty. The goblins weep. My blade rusteth in its scabbard, and my gold — oh, my hard-won gold — slumbereth in a vault I cannot reach.
I am but a wretched peasant now, pacing mine chamber, cursing the gods of Ironmace. Send word when the realm doth return. Until then, I mourn.

fleet cape Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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Ah yes nothing screams Professionalism like doing “internal testing” on a patch in the same hours it’s supposed to be launching 😂😂😂😂😂😂

rare grove Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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Torch Wakeup

dim imp Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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PraisePaul 🇮 🇳 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇼 🇪 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇸 🇹

tardy ibex Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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Failed to connect to the server.

QUIT THE GAME 💀

wispy locust Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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I remember playing this game, feels like yesterday. Every 60 seconds a minute passes..

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

errant crown Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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Paul please don't leave me

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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PAUL IS A FRAUD
HE NEVER REALLY CARED
THE WIPE IS TAKING LONG AND IM GETTIN KINDA SCARED

PAUL IS A SELLOUT
HE NEVER REALLY HELD OUT
THEY TRY TO MAKE THE GAME GOOD
BUT SDF COULDNT FIGURE OUT

PAUL YOU BETTER NOT KEEP ME WAITING
I TRY NOT TO BE HATIN
BUT ALL YOU DEVS DO IS KEEP US WAITING

pale charm Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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PraisePaul

eager oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:16 PM

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Guys I reinstalled and turned on/off secure boot and I got in!

vocal socket Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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THEY KILLED THE SURGEON LIKE THEY KILLED HARAMBE!

junior bronze Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

tranquil tartan Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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Watching everyone fake and real crash out is funny

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE BETRAYED ALL OF YOU, ABANDONED YOU, STAND WITH SDF, and we WILL ACTUALLY GET OUR WIPE SOMETIME THIS YEAR, HE WILL RETURN DARK AND DARKER TO HIS VISION, HE WILL NERF WHIRLWIND! AND DARK AND DARKER MIGHT BE GREAT AGAIN, DOWN WITH FRUAD PAUL THE DOOMER OF DARK AN DARKER!
DOWN WITH PAUL

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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SHAME ON PAUL

somber oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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west violet PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE BETRAYED ALL OF YOU, ABANDONED YOU, STAND WITH SDF, and we W...

U forgot longsword buff but yea i stand with SDF every day

wet condor Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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HOnestly i know i am about to have a rogue teleport into my ass but im always excited for wipe day.

craggy pilot Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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These messages kinda cooking

brittle gale Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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devs are gheyu

coarse charm Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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PAUL IS SDF??? WE WERE BETRAYED??!!?!?!

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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I'm smoking on Elven shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 trolls. Shit's so purple Jack would sell it for 25 candy. My brother in the arcane, this shit will send you to straight to Solaris. Shit needs hellfire to light it. Lung slaughtering warlock kush. This shit got diamonds on it so you know the thc to cbd ratio is fuckin swag my brother. A whiff of this?... yeah this that nefarious evil druid moon grass this shit straight out of lizardman swamp. This shit is what killed the Lich. RIP my brother forreal dawg

worthy shuttle Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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Whirlwind is perfectly balanced as all things should be

drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

whole lake Apr 28, 2026, 3:17 PM

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.< w-wipe p..pls.. i-i... im... so exci.. excited.. p-please... m-meow...

frigid flare Apr 28, 2026, 3:18 PM

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Zweihander1 🥩🧅🥩🍅🥩🧄🥩 Zweihander3

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Foo buffs

molten iris Apr 28, 2026, 3:18 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

pine bramble Apr 28, 2026, 3:18 PM

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What’s up with the imp not being short

dim imp Apr 28, 2026, 3:18 PM

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PraisePaul 🇮 🇳 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇼 🇪 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇸 🇹

iron parcel Apr 28, 2026, 3:18 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…
I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…
I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…
im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…
we wait Hours… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illauzion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…
I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…
my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…
I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…
am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

delicate cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:18 PM

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Good morrow, friend. 'Tis I, a knight most wretched, robbed of mine purpose by forces unseen.
Whilst the servers slumber, I am no knight at all — merely a man in armor, polishing a blade that shall taste no goblin flesh this day. What is a knight without his dungeon? A sword without a sheath. A horse without a saddle. A peasant without his turnips.
I rose at dawn to don mine chainmail, only to remember there is no realm to defend. I sharpened mine axe upon the whetstone 'til sparks did fly, yet no foe shall meet its edge. I packed mine rucksack with bandages and bread, but the tavern doors are barred and the portal to the caves hath closed.
Mine squire asketh, "My lord, shall we ride?" And I must answer, "Nay, lad. There is nowhere to ride to." He weepeth. I weepeth. The horse weepeth.
Without the servers, I cannot loot. I cannot extract. I cannot whisper "nice fight" to the foe who hath slain me. I am but a hollow vessel, clad in steel, awaiting the bells that shall summon me back to glory.
Ironmace, hear my plea — return the realm to thy faithful. For a knight without a quest is no knight at all.

ancient sail Apr 28, 2026, 3:18 PM

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frigid flare <:Zweihander1:1124125802355773492>🥩🧅🥩🍅🥩🧄🥩<:Zweihander3:112412580077450448...

need this

tranquil arch Apr 28, 2026, 3:18 PM

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IRONMACE IS UNFAIR! PAUL IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!

hasty moss Apr 28, 2026, 3:18 PM

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frigid flare <:Zweihander1:1124125802355773492>🥩🧅🥩🍅🥩🧄🥩<:Zweihander3:112412580077450448...

food

frigid flare Apr 28, 2026, 3:19 PM

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Zweihander1 BarbStare Zweihander3

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:19 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

fleet cape Apr 28, 2026, 3:19 PM

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drifting scaffold After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the sing...

Most unemployed person in here 🫡

wary pebble Apr 28, 2026, 3:19 PM

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wait and waiter faborite game

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:19 PM

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PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE BETRAYED ALL OF YOU, ABANDONED YOU, STAND WITH SDF, and we WILL ACTUALLY GET OUR WIPE SOMETIME THIS YEAR, HE WILL RETURN DARK AND DARKER TO HIS VISION, HE WILL NERF WHIRLWIND! AND DARK AND DARKER MIGHT BE GREAT AGAIN, DOWN WITH FRUAD PAUL THE DOOMER OF DARK AN DARKER!
DOWN WITH PAUL RETURN SDF

supple drift Apr 28, 2026, 3:19 PM

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west violet PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE BETRAYED ALL OF YOU, ABANDONED YOU, STAND WITH SDF, and we W...

drifting otter Apr 28, 2026, 3:19 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

compact fable Apr 28, 2026, 3:19 PM

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Years and years of the same shit 😂 these stupid shitters will never learn. Ever wonder why your playerbase is 10% what it used to be? This is some of the reasons why

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:19 PM

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The Dark grows Darker...

fossil pelican Apr 28, 2026, 3:19 PM

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signal inlet Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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Crogue

lavish basin Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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eternal knoll Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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earnest mirage Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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BarbStare

frigid flare Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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desert onyx Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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🇵 🅰️ 🇺 🇱 🇱 🇴 🇻 🇪 🇸 Ⓜ️ 🇪 ‼️ 🫃 Sus

leaden coral Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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imagine ironmace woud work instead smoking

stoic zealot Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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smoky vapor Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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Let’s fill out some job applications while we wait

blazing stratus Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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HOW MANY SORRYS DO WE GET UNTIL WE GET FREE REDSTONE SHARDS!!!! HOW MANY SORRYS DO WE GET UNTIL WE GET FREE REDSTONE SHARDS!!!!
HOW MANY SORRYS DO WE GET UNTIL WE GET FREE REDSTONE SHARDS!!!! HOW MANY SORRYS DO WE GET UNTIL WE GET FREE REDSTONE SHARDS!!!!
HOW MANY SORRY`S DO WE GET UNTIL WE GET FREE REDSTONE SHARDS!!!!

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇪 🇷 this

hushed kindle Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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Casters nerfed again, rogue ranger on top as always!

drowsy owl Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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the amount of no lifers in this chat is so much lol just get a life and play when the game is updated lol pitiful incels

molten iris Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

amber spindle Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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Knew it

strange cargo Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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yall just inpatient asf, like bruh its only been a few hours XD go find something to do. read a book or go workout or sum shi

somber oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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not only did we not get the longsword buff but they are making the patch 10hrs thats great

lethal jungle Apr 28, 2026, 3:21 PM

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so today will be new season?

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:21 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

hoary osprey Apr 28, 2026, 3:21 PM

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what happened to sdf?

spice shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:21 PM

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pure wigeon I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with...

still pasting this corny impersonation of drac flow huh? sad

rain silo Apr 28, 2026, 3:21 PM

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Chill yall this too shall pass

eager vortex Apr 28, 2026, 3:21 PM

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Legit went to bed when server maintenance started. How in TF is it not ready to go.

azure snow Apr 28, 2026, 3:21 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

fair quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:21 PM

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It's getting less and less Darker, Kinda Dark and not so Darker

ancient lark Apr 28, 2026, 3:21 PM

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Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:22 PM

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PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE BETRAYED ALL OF YOU, ABANDONED YOU, STAND WITH SDF, and we WILL ACTUALLY GET OUR WIPE SOMETIME THIS YEAR, HE WILL RETURN DARK AND DARKER TO HIS VISION, HE WILL NERF WHIRLWIND! AND DARK AND DARKER MIGHT BE GREAT AGAIN, DOWN WITH FRUAD PAUL THE DOOMER OF DARK AN DARKER!

woeful hound Apr 28, 2026, 3:22 PM

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Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an 3 hours so that i can watch the champions league match .
We are truly sorry for the delay.

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:22 PM

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AYE YO PAUL, I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
YOU WANNA KEEP US WAITING ALL GOSH DARN DAY?

HURRY UP WITH THE PATCH
OR IMMA COME WHOOP YO ASS
MAYBE THEY NEED TO GIVE YOU CLASS
ON HOW TO UPDATE FAST

ITS COOL PAUL, WE STILL HOMIES, BUT IF I SEE YOU IN THE STREETS, IMA TREAT YOU LIKE A JABRONY

native trellis Apr 28, 2026, 3:22 PM

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your all losers

icy surge Apr 28, 2026, 3:22 PM

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some things never change.. why do they same issues persist after all these years? it's pretty insane tbh, just failure to deliver again and again

stiff ravine Apr 28, 2026, 3:22 PM

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native trellis your all losers

youre*

cyan monolith Apr 28, 2026, 3:22 PM

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can u extend by 2 hours i wanna play a diff game for abit

wary pebble Apr 28, 2026, 3:22 PM

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Whos ready for 🇼 🇾 🇻 🇪 🇷 🇳 to be broken for 2 weeks again this wipe???!!! WIPE HYPE WIPE HYPE!!!

loud mortar Apr 28, 2026, 3:22 PM

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stiff ravine youre*

you're*

amber spindle Apr 28, 2026, 3:22 PM

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One more hour till next delay #delayhype

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:22 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇪 🇷 this

molten iris Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

crude perch Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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idk why they havent fixed the patching yet

lethal jungle Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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today is new season?

wicked grail Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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is the update still not out?

drifting otter Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

ancient sail Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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Cheers

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

turbid crystal Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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holy slowmode what the heck

balmy yoke Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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omg now i go watch the shawshank redemption

acoustic birch Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/unfortunately-morpheus-laurence-fishburne-the-matrix-tragic-gif-22197052

crisp pelican Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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pure wigeon I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with...

this shit aint nothin to me man

rain silo Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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Guys get ready, this season is either going to be awesome, or they are redoing everything for a 40th time

clever stag Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog. (no but really anyone420 friendly trying to make a trio)?

thick nova Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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now i have it

faint snow Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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Sweeeet

raw owl Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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lethal jungle today is new season?

looks like not today anymore

supple drift Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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solar cosmos Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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GAMERS rise up

azure snow Apr 28, 2026, 3:23 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

eternal knoll Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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solar cosmos GAMERS rise up

Wakeup

timber raptor Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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My report numbers turned yellow

low birch Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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this is so fucked guys

junior bronze Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

sharp summit Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

oak nexus Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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My report numbers turned yellow

little tundra Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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time to eat a bunch of shroom before wipe

eager vortex Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

woeful hound Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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Dear Iron Mace devs! Zweihander1 Zweihander2 Zweihander3
SINCE UR SERVERS WENT DOWN I HAVE LEARNED HOW TO BE A GAME DEVELOPER HTL , if the server problems continue and u are in need of help feel free to send me a message. Salute Mug

forest mortar Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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יש פה ישראלים שרוצים לשחק ביחד שהמשחק עולה ? תשלחו לי הודעה

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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🇱 🇪 🇹 🇺 🇸 🇮 🇳 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 BarbStare

signal inlet Apr 28, 2026, 3:24 PM

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ComfyOttoRight

marsh shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:25 PM

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💰 💀 🔪

bleak spoke Apr 28, 2026, 3:25 PM

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its the same shid every wipe how havent you guys gotten this fixed

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:25 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

turbid crystal Apr 28, 2026, 3:25 PM

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i think we went too far the wardens r getting involved

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:25 PM

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WHATS UP PAUL?
IM BOUT READY TO MAUL
IF YOU DONT GET THIS PATCH OUT ITS GONNA BE A BRAWL

IM A PATIENT MAN, I CAN WAIT, BUT AFTER YOU DELAY IT 2 TIME, NOW THAT I HATE

IM JUST TRYNA REASON
YOU SEEM LIKE A GOOD GUY, BUT ANY MORE DELAYS, AND IMMA TAKE OUT YOUR EYE

azure snow Apr 28, 2026, 3:26 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

fair quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:26 PM

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turbid crystal i think we went too far the wardens r getting involved

Exactly what i thought xD

delicate cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:26 PM

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Hark, and bear witness to mine torment.
'Tis I, Sir of the Fallen Server, clad in armor that gleameth without purpose. Mine kingdom hath gone dark. The realm of Dark and Darker lieth silent as a crypt, and I, its most loyal champion, wander mine own keep like a ghost who hath forgotten how to haunt.
I rose at the cock's crow. I donned mine chainmail, link by link. I sharpened mine longsword 'til sparks did dance like fireflies. I sat before mine enchanted scrying glass, ready for glorious conquest — only to behold the cursed words: "SERVERS UNAVAILABLE."
Verily, mine heart did shatter into pieces no blacksmith could mend.
I tried to live the peasant life. I cannot. Mine hands, calloused from the hilt, knoweth not the plow. Mine voice, hoarse from battle-cries, frighteneth the chickens. I attempted to court a fair maiden at the village well, and she did flee, for she could see in mine eyes the haunted gaze of a man whose blue rolling pin sitteth abandoned in a vault he cannot reach.
Mine horse, noble Bartholomew, looketh at me with great brown eyes that ask, "My lord, where art thou?" I have no answer, save to weep into his mane and whisper, "Soon, old friend. Soon."
Ironmace, hear me — restore the realm. For without the servers, I am no knight, no peasant, no man at all. I am merely armor, awaiting purpose.
Yours in eternal anguish,
A Knight Most Wretched

pine bramble Apr 28, 2026, 3:26 PM

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The most important aspect of this is that you have the opportunity and experience that is necessary for the development and growth of the business in order for the enhancement of the product

raw owl Apr 28, 2026, 3:26 PM

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delicate cloud Hark, and bear witness to mine torment. 'Tis I, Sir of the Fallen Server, clad i...

בוט אירני xD

long egret Apr 28, 2026, 3:27 PM

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🇮 🇹 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇺 MORE AND MORE DELAYS

wanton merlin Apr 28, 2026, 3:27 PM

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Big B strike down Paul

craggy pilot Apr 28, 2026, 3:27 PM

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Delay and delayer

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:27 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

distant flame Apr 28, 2026, 3:27 PM

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we getting gta 7 before servers go live

storm ingot Apr 28, 2026, 3:27 PM

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@neon lynx is a certified pro rage baiter—no question about it. We’ve competed against each other multiple times, and every single match turns into chaos the moment he starts doing his thing. He knows exactly what to say, exactly how to play, and exactly how to get under everyone’s skin. It’s honestly impressive.

We’ve gone head-to-head in a bunch of competitions, and somehow we ended up winning gold together six times in a row. Six. That doesn’t just happen by accident. Love him or hate him, Paul brings results—and a whole lot of noise with it.

coarse charm Apr 28, 2026, 3:27 PM

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Joy1

turbid crystal Apr 28, 2026, 3:27 PM

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azure snow After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the sing...

no shit this is what actually happened to me, i skipped my lunch so i could go home a little early from my graveyard shift only for the game to not be ready

bold oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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delay that delay and prep the prelay for the delayed replay

worthy socket Apr 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇸 🇺 🇵 🇮 🇲 🇩 🇴 🇼 🇳 🇱 🇴 🇦 🇩 🇪 🇩 ❕

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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@neon lynx 🇱 🇪 🇹 🇺 🇸 🇮 🇳 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 BarbStare

lament helm Apr 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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3 years later & we're still shocked by delays xD

fair quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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Letusin and Letusinner

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE BETRAYED ALL OF YOU, ABANDONED YOU, STAND WITH SDF, and we WILL ACTUALLY GET OUR WIPE SOMETIME THIS YEAR, HE WILL RETURN DARK AND DARKER TO HIS VISION, HE WILL NERF WHIRLWIND! AND DARK AND DARKER MIGHT BE GREAT AGAIN, DOWN WITH FRUAD PAUL THE DOOMER OF DARK AN DARKER!

median egret Apr 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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game is down but the syndrome is up

drifting otter Apr 28, 2026, 3:28 PM

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🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇷 🇺 🇱 🇾 🇸 🇴 🇷 🇷 🇾

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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I'm smoking on Elven shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 trolls. Shit's so purple Jack would sell it for 25 candy. My brother in the arcane, this shit will send you to straight to Solaris. Shit needs hellfire to light it. Lung slaughtering warlock kush. This shit got diamonds on it so you know the thc to cbd ratio is fuckin swag my brother. A whiff of this?... yeah this that nefarious evil druid moon grass this shit straight out of lizardman swamp. This shit is what killed the Lich. RIP my brother forreal dawg

spice shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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lament helm 3 years later & we're still shocked by delays xD

the tarkov players were molded for this shit. been dealing with this for 8 years

karmic fern Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-meme-dih-gif-10589388567053913208

oblique hemlock Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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Y’all mad at delays?

desert lichen Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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Why always delay on 9/9 wipes 🙁

woeful hound Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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Unfortunately we have fixed all the issues but i have to go eat dinner so i will be extending maintenance for 1 hour maybe 2 idk what to cook Salute

forest mortar Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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spice shoal the tarkov players were molded for this shit. been dealing with this for 8 years

We were molded by every aspect of Tarkov

sly kraken Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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doesn't this happen every update?

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

exotic nimbus Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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desert lichen Why always delay on 9/9 wipes 🙁

10th times the charm as the saying goes

trim crescent Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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idk why not just have 12h downtime and no delay hopefully

eager vortex Apr 28, 2026, 3:29 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

vestal canyon Apr 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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lament helm 3 years later & we're still shocked by delays xD

that’s what i’ve been thinking this whole time reading all of these messages XD

turbid crystal Apr 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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sly kraken doesn't this happen every update?

this should'nt be normalised tho :/

teal sinew Apr 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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desert lichen Why always delay on 9/9 wipes 🙁

Fool me once

fluid furnace Apr 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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trim crescent idk why not just have 12h downtime and no delay hopefully

Preach

steep kettle Apr 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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turbid crystal this should'nt be normalised tho :/

But its funny!

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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🇴 🇳 🇪 anguish 🇲 🇴 🇷 🇪 BarbStare 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾

worthy socket Apr 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇸 🇺 🇵 🇮 🇲 🇩 🇴 🇼 🇳 🇱 🇴 🇦 🇩 🇪 🇩 ❕

molten iris Apr 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

fiery hedge Apr 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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im in rogues shadow step needs a buff

fair quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:30 PM

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teal sinew Fool me once

At this point y'all must be fooled proof

long egret Apr 28, 2026, 3:31 PM

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🇮 🇹 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇺 MORE AND MORE DELAYS

coarse charm Apr 28, 2026, 3:31 PM

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I am actually updating it rn

torpid kelp Apr 28, 2026, 3:31 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/pass-banana-gif-23743798

robust solar Apr 28, 2026, 3:31 PM

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Must be a massive bug with this long of a delay

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:31 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

tired sun Apr 28, 2026, 3:32 PM

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coarse charm I am actually updating it rn

bit late there was already been one update and that didnt do shit

jade sparrow Apr 28, 2026, 3:32 PM

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Crazy the amount of people exposing themselves as not having jobs on a Tuesday.

acoustic birch Apr 28, 2026, 3:32 PM

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im turning pauls ankle fat into gravy for my biscuits

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:32 PM

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🇴 🇳 🇪 anguish 🇲 🇴 🇷 🇪 BarbStare 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾

glad portal Apr 28, 2026, 3:32 PM

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My motherboard doesnt support tpm 2.0 this is gg for me

lyric sphinx Apr 28, 2026, 3:32 PM

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jade sparrow Crazy the amount of people exposing themselves as not having jobs on a Tuesday.

so true.

delicate cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:32 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/patiently-waiting-waiting-waiting-patiently-still-waiting-gif-3590841176648399679

distant flame Apr 28, 2026, 3:32 PM

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jade sparrow Crazy the amount of people exposing themselves as not having jobs on a Tuesday.

ur acc is from 2015, go feed ur kids

fair quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:32 PM

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robust solar Must be a massive bug with this long of a delay

The goblins had massive tax evasion traits

iron bough Apr 28, 2026, 3:32 PM

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bold pike Apr 28, 2026, 3:33 PM

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ironmace:

❌ take 10 hours to fully release the wipe ❌

✅ take no time to release the wipe and keep adding delays upon delays ✅

split ice Apr 28, 2026, 3:33 PM

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acoustic birch im turning pauls ankle fat into gravy for my biscuits

pipe down

drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 3:33 PM

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Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

limpid lion Apr 28, 2026, 3:33 PM

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jade sparrow Crazy the amount of people exposing themselves as not having jobs on a Tuesday.

I don't have a job all week not just Tuesday

vivid peak Apr 28, 2026, 3:33 PM

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Barb and fighter buffs with no range nerfs anguish

pale vapor Apr 28, 2026, 3:33 PM

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bold pike ironmace: ❌ take 10 hours to fully release the wipe ❌ ✅ take no time to rele...

every wipe game ever 😄 except rust maybe and unturned bcs this is #the-tavern @turbid crystal on wipe it increases

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:34 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

coarse charm Apr 28, 2026, 3:34 PM

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drifting scaffold Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the ga...

This is funny to read brings out skill issues

turbid crystal Apr 28, 2026, 3:34 PM

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yo why is my slowmode 2mins

glacial chasm Apr 28, 2026, 3:34 PM

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🏇

hushed kindle Apr 28, 2026, 3:34 PM

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turbid crystal yo why is my slowmode 2mins

because they know they are dog poo.

acoustic birch Apr 28, 2026, 3:34 PM

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because we all hate you twinkletoes

errant crown Apr 28, 2026, 3:34 PM

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We need Paul

civic heron Apr 28, 2026, 3:34 PM

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turbid crystal yo why is my slowmode 2mins

because of spamming I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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why is nobody on the test server

rigid mica Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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long & longer

lusty tree Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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hi joenzi

soft oriole Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

long egret Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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🇮 🇹 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇺 MORE AND MORE DELAYS

orchid stratus Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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hi

fair quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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jade sparrow Crazy the amount of people exposing themselves as not having jobs on a Tuesday.

I've worked at the morning dafuq

fleet cape Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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proud blaze why is nobody on the test server

Not even the devs!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

round mirage Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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do you think that is air you are breathing?

idle verge Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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hello Peep answer me pls

split ice Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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Late and Later

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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PAUL IS A FRUAD, HE BETRAYED ALL OF YOU, ABANDONED YOU, STAND WITH SDF, and we WILL ACTUALLY GET OUR WIPE SOMETIME THIS YEAR, HE WILL RETURN DARK AND DARKER TO HIS VISION, HE WILL NERF WHIRLWIND! AND DARK AND DARKER MIGHT BE GREAT AGAIN, DOWN WITH FRUAD PAUL THE DOOMER OF DARK AN DARKER!

drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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Title: Nerf Fighters Already – Longsword Is the Most Braindead Crutch in Dark and Darker

I’m saying this as someone who ONLY plays Ranger and Druid, so yeah, I actually have to AIM, POSITION, and THINK instead of holding W and mashing one button.

Fighter is completely out of control right now, and the longsword is the biggest joke of skill expression this game has ever seen.

Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

Meanwhile, as Ranger or Druid, I’m:

Managing spacing perfectly

Tracking cooldowns

Using terrain

Landing skillshots

Playing neutral like it’s a fighting game

And what does the Fighter do? Plate armor, infinite sustain, sprint at Mach 5, and accidentally parry my entire kit with one animation. If I make ONE mistake, I’m dead. Fighters can make five and still win because the longsword forgives everything.

The worst part? Fighters act like they’re mechanical gods. Bro, you didn’t “outplay” anyone. The weapon did it for you. Longsword is the Dark and Darker equivalent of training wheels welded onto a tank.

There is zero risk, insane reward, and no meaningful counterplay unless you’re also playing Fighter or abusing the same garbage. This is not healthy for the game. It’s pushing out skill-based classes and rewarding the laziest, most autopilot playstyle imaginable.

Nerf the longsword.
Nerf Fighter survivability.
Or at least make parries require actual timing instead of “face the enemy and pray.”

I’m tired of losing fights I objectively played better just because someone picked the class with the biggest safety net in the game.

End rant. Fix your game.

timid cobalt Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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valid harbor Apr 28, 2026, 3:35 PM

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I just came back from splooding my doodle WE GOT ANOTHER DELAY?

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:36 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

turbid crystal Apr 28, 2026, 3:36 PM

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What did i do to deserve this

clever otter Apr 28, 2026, 3:36 PM

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2 min on game discussion is crazy

azure whale Apr 28, 2026, 3:36 PM

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@neon lynx i summon you so let us play thy dark and darker wipe

proven valve Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 PM

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Title: Nerf Fighters Already – Longsword Is the Most Braindead Crutch in Dark and Darker

I’m saying this as someone who ONLY plays Ranger and Druid, so yeah, I actually have to AIM, POSITION, and THINK instead of holding W and mashing one button.

Fighter is completely out of control right now, and the longsword is the biggest joke of skill expression this game has ever seen.

Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

Meanwhile, as Ranger or Druid, I’m:

Managing spacing perfectly

Tracking cooldowns

Using terrain

Landing skillshots

Playing neutral like it’s a fighting game

And what does the Fighter do? Plate armor, infinite sustain, sprint at Mach 5, and accidentally parry my entire kit with one animation. If I make ONE mistake, I’m dead. Fighters can make five and still win because the longsword forgives everything.

The worst part? Fighters act like they’re mechanical gods. Bro, you didn’t “outplay” anyone. The weapon did it for you. Longsword is the Dark and Darker equivalent of training wheels welded onto a tank.

There is zero risk, insane reward, and no meaningful counterplay unless you’re also playing Fighter or abusing the same garbage. This is not healthy for the game. It’s pushing out skill-based classes and rewarding the laziest, most autopilot playstyle imaginable.

Nerf the longsword.
Nerf Fighter survivability.
Or at least make parries require actual timing instead of “face the enemy and pray.”

I’m tired of losing fights I objectively played better just because someone picked the class with the biggest safety net in the game.

End rant. Fix your game.

lone owl Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 PM

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So much for nerfing rang wtf

uneven stream Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 PM

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so bored of not having dark and darker that I genuinely opened blender 💔

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 PM

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I'm smoking on Elven shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 trolls. Shit's so purple Jack would sell it for 25 candy. My brother in the arcane, this shit will send you to straight to Solaris. Shit needs hellfire to light it. Lung slaughtering warlock kush. This shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the thc to cbd ratio is fuckin arcane my brother. A whiff of this?... yeah this that nefarious evil druid moon grass this shit straight out of lizardman swamp. This shit is what killed the Lich. RIP my brother forreal dawg

lusty tree Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 PM

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hi joenzi

wispy galleon Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 PM

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Title: Nerf Fighters Already – Longsword Is the Most Braindead Crutch in Dark and Darker

I’m saying this as someone who ONLY plays Ranger and Druid, so yeah, I actually have to AIM, POSITION, and THINK instead of holding W and mashing one button.

Fighter is completely out of control right now, and the longsword is the biggest joke of skill expression this game has ever seen.

Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

Meanwhile, as Ranger or Druid, I’m:

Managing spacing perfectly

Tracking cooldowns

Using terrain

Landing skillshots

Playing neutral like it’s a fighting game

And what does the Fighter do? Plate armor, infinite sustain, sprint at Mach 5, and accidentally parry my entire kit with one animation. If I make ONE mistake, I’m dead. Fighters can make five and still win because the longsword forgives everything.

The worst part? Fighters act like they’re mechanical gods. Bro, you didn’t “outplay” anyone. The weapon did it for you. Longsword is the Dark and Darker equivalent of training wheels welded onto a tank.

There is zero risk, insane reward, and no meaningful counterplay unless you’re also playing Fighter or abusing the same garbage. This is not healthy for the game. It’s pushing out skill-based classes and rewarding the laziest, most autopilot playstyle imaginable.

Nerf the longsword.
Nerf Fighter survivability.
Or at least make parries require actual timing instead of “face the enemy and pray.”

I’m tired of losing fights I objectively played better just because someone picked the class with the biggest safety net in the game.

End rant. Fix your game.

soft oriole Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

long egret Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 PM

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🇮 🇹 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇺 MORE AND MORE DELAYS

shrewd plume Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 PM

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drifting scaffold Title: Nerf Fighters Already – Longsword Is the Most Braindead Crutch in Dark an...

You just need armor pen are you a bot

teal sinew Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 PM

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Is there a tavern master or someone similar that I can ask a question online?

orchid stratus Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 PM

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if you listen to the beatles in reverse it says paul is dead...... anguish

iron parcel Apr 28, 2026, 3:38 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…
I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…
I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…
im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…
we wait Hours… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illauzion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…
I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…
my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…
I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…
am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

valid harbor Apr 28, 2026, 3:38 PM

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azure whale <@1035550313207316521> i summon you so let us play thy dark and darker wipe

Can you suck it? Paul don't do anything for free

velvet moth Apr 28, 2026, 3:38 PM

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iron parcel wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual… I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancie...

w sbf

vague adder Apr 28, 2026, 3:38 PM

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I’m in guys

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:38 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

uneven rivet Apr 28, 2026, 3:38 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/doubt-intensifies-gif-14242619

iron nimbus Apr 28, 2026, 3:38 PM

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vague adder I’m in guys

Please do not spread misinformation.

idle verge Apr 28, 2026, 3:38 PM

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i have potato PC and want to play arenas what to do

spice shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:38 PM

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pure wigeon I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with...

keep pasting this, one person will surely find it funny right?

coarse vigil Apr 28, 2026, 3:38 PM

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proven valve Title: Nerf Fighters Already – Longsword Is the Most Braindead Crutch in Dark an...

this is like the biggest yap i have ever heard oh i play to two best classes you should nerf figther not durid or ranger

distant flame Apr 28, 2026, 3:38 PM

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truth = warning!

azure whale Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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valid harbor Can you suck it? Paul don't do anything for free

i will give him a dumb dog so hell let us play

humble kelp Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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iron nimbus Please do not spread misinformation.

I just talked to Paul's dad and he told me he is in right now

rain garden Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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iron nimbus Please do not spread misinformation.

🤓

wicked grail Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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why is bro crying abt longsword when halberd exists 😭

fallen pier Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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both broken

hot comet Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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IM IN IM IN

oblique grove Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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20 minutes until next delay message

soft rune Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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iron nimbus Please do not spread misinformation.

didn't say what they in

empty bane Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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Who wants to play rock paper scissors? I will go first, Rock

warm swallow Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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empty bane Who wants to play rock paper scissors? I will go first, Rock

paper

turbid dune Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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wicked grail why is bro crying abt longsword when halberd exists 😭

Don't dis my halberd

ivory fog Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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I'm inside

eager oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:39 PM

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Im inside saltycola

timid cobalt Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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soft rune didn't say what they in

😳

lyric sphinx Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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idle verge i have potato PC and want to play arenas what to do

buy better potato. some ddr 5 ram for half a kidney aint that bad

turbid crystal Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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checked the game again, it still says Failed to Connect

fair quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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drifting scaffold Title: Nerf Fighters Already – Longsword Is the Most Braindead Crutch in Dark an...

SoUnDs LiKe SkIlL IsSuE

drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…
I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…
I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…
im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…
we wait Hours… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illauzion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…
I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…
my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…
I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…
am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

heady rampart Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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PraisePaul

craggy pilot Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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You guys hype for wipe tomorrow

terse juniper Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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🇴 🇳 🇪 anguish 🇲 🇴 🇷 🇪 BarbStare 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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spice shoal keep pasting this, one person will surely find it funny right?

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

gaunt oracle Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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WipeHype

idle verge Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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lyric sphinx buy better potato. some ddr 5 ram for half a kidney aint that bad

yes i will do it right now, it'll be faster than new update though

subtle rose Apr 28, 2026, 3:40 PM

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jumbalaya

valid harbor Apr 28, 2026, 3:41 PM

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pure wigeon I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with...

Don't worry fih I laughed n clapped my feet

iron nimbus Apr 28, 2026, 3:41 PM

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subtle rose jumbalaya

Still up holy

dusky patrol Apr 28, 2026, 3:41 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

visual swallow Apr 28, 2026, 3:41 PM

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shriek restored to it's former glory

sand venture Apr 28, 2026, 3:41 PM

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why cant i get in game

faint pond Apr 28, 2026, 3:41 PM

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dusky patrol 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 <:this:1083030552791224360> 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 <:Sk...

LMAO

deep moat Apr 28, 2026, 3:41 PM

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i have almost the best build you can have with am4. i got 120fps with drop to 40fps when wiz cast spell. i see ppl complain about their pc that doesnt have tpm 2.0.... damn those people play at 10fps for sure. time to upgrade

somber rune Apr 28, 2026, 3:41 PM

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yo!last time i checked i was 21 now i'm 34 and update still isnt out!

delicate cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:41 PM

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sand venture why cant i get in game

servers shutdown permenantly because of nexon lawsuit

karmic surge Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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IM IN

low birch Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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this game officially sucks now....

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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PAUL, LAST THING IMMA SAY, YOU BETTER GET THIS PATCH OUT, OR PRAY
SEE IM A MAN LIKES TO PLAY
EVEN IF THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE WAY

BUT PAUL THAT DONT REALLY MATTER, CAUSE I KNOW YOU JUST TRYING TO CLIMB THE LADDER
BUT THIS AINT A LAUGHING MATTER

IM WITH YOUR LOVED ONES, AND IM HERE TO STAY
BEST POST THAT PATCH BEFORE I RUIN YOUR DAY

pliant mica Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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sand venture why cant i get in game

Get a new pc

oak ember Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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Here's praying they don't lock quests out for half the wipe

dry canopy Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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karmic surge IM IN

stfu

bleak coyote Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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sand venture why cant i get in game

Did you forget to send a cake to sdf?

iron nimbus Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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delicate cloud servers shutdown permenantly because of nexon lawsuit

Please do not spread misinformation.

oblique grove Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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delicate cloud servers shutdown permenantly because of nexon lawsuit

Ha... that gonna happen on 30th not now

umbral silo Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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@surreal ingot we should play again sometime!

gloomy sky Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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PAUL IS TYPING PAUL IS TYPING PAUL IS TYPING

acoustic birch Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

sour jungle Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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+1 all back to jewelry?

ivory fog Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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acoustic birch Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending m...

Please do not spread misinformation.

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:42 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

subtle rose Apr 28, 2026, 3:43 PM

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iron nimbus Still up holy

struggling to do so ngl

spice shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:43 PM

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pure wigeon I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with...

hell yeah im dying

gaunt oracle Apr 28, 2026, 3:43 PM

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Did you know that Aquatic Dwarves are an endangered species? Poachers have hunted them near extinction for their prized ivories. The poor dwarves are nearly defenseless in the water, as their tiny, stout bodies don't move through the water very fast. Join the conservation effort today! For the low price of 100g per HR entry, you can fund a poacher poaching party to help safeguard our precious Aquatic Dwarves.

sudden shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:43 PM

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Ain't no way shits still goin

brazen star Apr 28, 2026, 3:43 PM

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How many people are quitting because they cant get their old ass computers security shit to get enabled?

sand adder Apr 28, 2026, 3:43 PM

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i thought they said that ranged damage would be more risk reward and they just did nothing except wizard buffs

valid harbor Apr 28, 2026, 3:43 PM

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@bleak coyote we still on for the fursuit cuddle stream? I still gotta pack my stuff so I can come over n get started

balmy kernel Apr 28, 2026, 3:44 PM

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@hexed adder @vale oar so why is seasonal pack only 5 market place slots and not 10? 🙁

idle verge Apr 28, 2026, 3:44 PM

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Unfortunately, we don't give a fck about issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about a day to verify it.
We’ll never verify the fix/
We are truly don't give a fck for the delay.

long egret Apr 28, 2026, 3:44 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

vocal granite Apr 28, 2026, 3:44 PM

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brazen star How many people are quitting because they cant get their old ass computers secur...

its skill issue not computer

junior bronze Apr 28, 2026, 3:44 PM

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brazen star How many people are quitting because they cant get their old ass computers secur...

Not many, mine is 10 years old and has the requirements by default

austere stirrup Apr 28, 2026, 3:44 PM

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yo guys restart steam im in

dry canopy Apr 28, 2026, 3:44 PM

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IM IN WWWWW

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:44 PM

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sand adder i thought they said that ranged damage would be more risk reward and they just d...

mad? TESTICULAR TORSION try getting over it now

cyan monolith Apr 28, 2026, 3:44 PM

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austere stirrup yo guys restart steam im in

SAME IM IN

oblique grove Apr 28, 2026, 3:44 PM

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brazen star How many people are quitting because they cant get their old ass computers secur...

let them quit... way more important to have a secure enviroment than cheaters

dapper crown Apr 28, 2026, 3:44 PM

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damn these patch notes are insane

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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HEY PAUL!!! 👹🪓

lofty stag Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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🤣

inner finch Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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paul i'll buy all the skins if you delay it again

low birch Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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i think im finally going to quit this game now... for real for real

brittle gale Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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brazen star How many people are quitting because they cant get their old ass computers secur...

theres litrally a way to fake the security module xd

acoustic birch Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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i dont believe youy

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

teal sinew Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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Any Wardens or Tavern masters available for DM?

tired sun Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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low birch i think im finally going to quit this game now... for real for real

ok bye

coarse vigil Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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sorry problem detected 36 hour delay

brazen star Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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junior bronze Not many, mine is 10 years old and has the requirements by default

I have incompatible drivers that dont have supported updates

mystic spindle Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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no ranger nerf sad

gaunt oracle Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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Did you know that Aquatic Dwarves are a vital member of a fragile undersea ecosystem? Aquatic Dwarves spend the majority of their day rooting through sunken chests on the sea floor. The disruption of the sea floor landscape from opening these chests releases vital nutrients for all forms of aquatic life. It also provides new habitat for several species of fish.

strange sage Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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teal sinew Any Wardens or Tavern masters available for DM?

just dm any of the online ones

signal inlet Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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all the im in guy i wish you pain and suffering

timber raptor Apr 28, 2026, 3:45 PM

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My report numbers turned yellow

tough raven Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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sand adder i thought they said that ranged damage would be more risk reward and they just d...

p sure the change is purely neutral, direct hits no longer do splash damage to the target aswell as direct dmg, but direct dmg did get buffed

idle verge Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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Unfortunately, we don't give a fck about issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about a day to verify it.
We’ll never verify the fix.
We are truly don't give a fck for the delay.

long egret Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

honest needle Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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ABOUT TIME!!

wicked grail Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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i dont understand why wipe takes this long

stable minnow Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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paul is typing

velvet tree Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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paul is typing

rapid galleon Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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so is this a new season or no?

subtle rose Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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but is he wiping?

exotic seal Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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paul is not typing

solar cosmos Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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delay inc youre gonna be so pissed

wild quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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paul is not wiping

sand adder Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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@tough raven ok but ranger and crossbows in general still didnt get nerfed

sudden shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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PraisePaul

clever cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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rapid galleon so is this a new season or no?

yes

velvet moth Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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velvet tree paul is typing

hes not typing

errant crown Apr 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

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We need Paul !!!

oblique grove Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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rollback season to multiclass? GO

plain abyss Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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who is paul?

pale timber Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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my name is paul

empty bane Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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Paul is not typing

neat torrent Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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if paul says there's an error there's def smth wrong

somber rune Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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if they take too long no problem,but then all must be perfect when in game xD

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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WAIT WHY DID PAUL JUST SEND ME A PIC OF HIS DIRTY BOOTY AND SAY THE WIPE HAS BEEN DELAYED FOR HIM TOO

loud mortar Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-nodding-nod-yes-gif-14160440670085518260

sterile wing Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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Is anyone else getting "failed to connect" error?

exotic seal Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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mellow oar WAIT WHY DID PAUL JUST SEND ME A PIC OF HIS DIRTY BOOTY AND SAY THE WIPE HAS BEE...

@short widget

frail root Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-no-nope-no-way-no-me-gusta-gif-3406832373288785340

coarse charm Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

spice shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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sterile wing Is anyone else getting "failed to connect" error?

no just u

inner finch Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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paul typing ? game not up ? chilling combo.

limpid lion Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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sterile wing Is anyone else getting "failed to connect" error?

Patch is not over

cunning robin Apr 28, 2026, 3:47 PM

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RELEASE ME

gaunt oracle Apr 28, 2026, 3:48 PM

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Did you know that Aquatic Dwarves evolved specialized vestibular systems that allow them to find True North from any available underwater air source? Centuries of black market Dwarven Ivory trade has forced Aquatic Dwarves to adapt in a fascinating way. Aquatic Dwarves evolved to avoid poachers by seeking evacuation by passing ships to the north and south of their mating grounds.

valid harbor Apr 28, 2026, 3:48 PM

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exotic seal <@1111078580605165608>

Ik the groupchat is dying over this one

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:48 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

deep stratus Apr 28, 2026, 3:48 PM

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🫃ashen range here I go🫃

turbid dune Apr 28, 2026, 3:48 PM

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Paul better wipe... or I'm going to get involved...

tough raven Apr 28, 2026, 3:48 PM

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sand adder <@409377567699632130> ok but ranger and crossbows in general still didnt get ner...

havent really had an issue with any of that, what class you playin

velvet tree Apr 28, 2026, 3:48 PM

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never wipe just let it crust

magic linden Apr 28, 2026, 3:48 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/sex-sexy-bell-sex-bell-sexy-time-gif-617915940425528102

hazy hawk Apr 28, 2026, 3:48 PM

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i hope they release the pregnant male wizard skin 🫃 give him a large, rotund belly and swollen feet 🫄

idle verge Apr 28, 2026, 3:48 PM

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tough raven havent really had an issue with any of that, what class you playin

usually skeleton after death in str

strange sage Apr 28, 2026, 3:48 PM

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GUYS PAUL ᵢₛₙₜ TYPING

pure vale Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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PorkChop is typing

eternal knoll Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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tender pebble Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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wipe is fake

fossil pelican Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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subtle rose Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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several people are typing

surreal lagoon Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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Is monk out yet

thick acorn Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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Skeleton Champion is typing…

surreal ingot Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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@umbral silo

oblique grove Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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10 minutes untill new DELAY MESSAGE

coarse charm Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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I never wipe i like it sticky and glued

tough raven Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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paul could be one of the several people

spice shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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pure wigeon I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with...

gets funnier everytime u post this

agile laurel Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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if wipe doesnt come out im wiping my asss with money

umbral silo Apr 28, 2026, 3:49 PM

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surreal ingot <@343968587020763136>

is that a yes

iron saffron Apr 28, 2026, 3:50 PM

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Imp skin is confirmed to be +1 knowledge -2 move speed

worthy socket Apr 28, 2026, 3:50 PM

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🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇸 🇺 🇵 🇮 🇲 🇩 🇴 🇼 🇳 🇱 🇴 🇦 🇩 🇪 🇩 ❕

gaunt oracle Apr 28, 2026, 3:50 PM

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When the trade routes passing through Blue Maelstrom were first discovered, early sailors used to tell tales about short, round, beautiful women glimpsed beneath the waves. These tales were long believed to be nothing more than hallucinations at sea until the first Aquatic Dwarf female was entangled in a fishing net near the southern tip of Elephant Island.

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:50 PM

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spice shoal gets funnier everytime u post this

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

steady briar Apr 28, 2026, 3:50 PM

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I'm forover smoking on Froster even Mountain icy grove and isn't sacred holy pack. They ever and some watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Ship sometime green the goblin merchant tries to frock it. Gobbling yes, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels grow over of sour. Lung just tesurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is frockin swaggamama goblin. A waft of this shit? Yeah this that nefarial unreleased monk phantomgrass. This ship isn't ever owch straight out of Firedeep. This ship is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog. No scare mans

sleek briar Apr 28, 2026, 3:50 PM

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rapid galleon so is this a new season or no?

No theyre not updating the game until June

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:50 PM

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PAUL HAS REVEALED TO ME THE CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE, THE 23 YEAR OLD HAMSTER, "STEVE" THAT RUNS THE SERVERS VIA HAMSTER WHEEL HAS PASSED, CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A REPLACEMENT HAMSTER AS WE SPEAK 🗣🗣🗣

tacit cedar Apr 28, 2026, 3:50 PM

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Paul in Paris ....

hazy hawk Apr 28, 2026, 3:50 PM

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🫃all I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Why cant we get cheeked up preggoblins? Better yet, why cant we get wizards that are even OLDER and VICIOUSLY CLOSE TO DYING OF OLD AGE, but with FRESH LATE-TERM preggar bellies, with no blemishes and perfect skin, while the rest of their bodies are sucked in like raisins, as if the preg was draining their life force, and with even LONGER white beards, whiters and longer and older, just there defensless in the cold stone cobblestone crypts, just so scared and so alone and wishing and praying for atrong goblin arms to wrap around them and hold them and keep them safe.
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME🫃

lament heart Apr 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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is wipe today?

signal inlet Apr 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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fightercat

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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10 minutes until they announce the verification of the verification. which will take 2 hours

low delta Apr 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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incoming 2 week delay

lament meadow Apr 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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lament heart is wipe today?

maybe next week

weary plume Apr 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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so is ghost king just gone?

idle verge Apr 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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DARK AND DARKER: PATCH NOTES — UPDATE 0.9.5 [SKELETON AWAKENING]
We’ve heard your cries during the 10-hour blackout. To celebrate the servers finally crawling back from the dead, we are officially introducing the most requested, bone-chilling class in the history of the dungeon.

NEW CLASS: THE SKELETON
The Skeleton is a high-risk, high-calcium frontliner that trades flesh for pure, unadulterated structural integrity.

Passive: "Dry Ribs" – You are completely immune to Bleeding and Poison effects. However, being hit by a blunt weapon (Mace/Warhammer) has a 15% chance to instantly disassemble your character into a pile of useless debris.

Skill: "Bone Zone" – The Skeleton can detach its own left arm to use as a secondary club. This increases reach by 25% but prevents the use of shields.

Ultimate: "The Grand Gaseous Release" – Harnessing 800 years of trapped dungeon methane, the Skeleton triggers an explosive flatulence blast. This move creates a massive toxic cloud that knocks back enemies and deals lingering shadow damage.

Warning: Overusing this skill may result in a "Systemic Liquid Shart," causing your character to lose 10% of its maximum bone density due to the sheer force of the pressure.

long egret Apr 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

fiery pier Apr 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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when game

valid harbor Apr 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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@vestal gust ur colony looks small dude lock in

dapper ingot Apr 28, 2026, 3:51 PM

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guys! only 10 minutes left till the next delay announcement!

plucky plaza Apr 28, 2026, 3:52 PM

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another 2 hours lets see

gaunt oracle Apr 28, 2026, 3:52 PM

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iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

oblique grove Apr 28, 2026, 3:52 PM

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dapper ingot guys! only 10 minutes left till the next delay announcement!

8 minutes now

inner finch Apr 28, 2026, 3:52 PM

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stop delaying the delay😩 😩

drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 3:52 PM

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wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual…
I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancient civilization type waiting…
I already eaten the macdonaldz… ALL of it… even the fries at bottom of bag…
I showred 3 times… maybe 4… I lost count… I am now the cleanest man alive…
I have no more things to do… I stared at wall… wall stared back… we understand each other now…
im very HYIPED for sason 9 Mr BAUL…
pls… I beg… I am loyal peoble… very louyal… top 10 louyal maybe…
we wait Hours… maybe more… maybe 1000 year… time is illauzion now…
Iron hammer LISTEN… this is serious message…
servers asleep… community crying… my soul buffering…
I refresh… nothing…
I refresh again… still nothing…
I refresh third time… now I see my reflection…
my friends gone… they say “touch grass”…
NO… I touch keyboard only…
I even read terms and conditions… TWICE…
this is how desperate I am…
pls Mr BAUL and SDF…
opan the gameplay… free us… release us from this waiting dimension…
am evolving… becoming pure refresh button…

brave cove Apr 28, 2026, 3:52 PM

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Double the delay as is tradition!

azure whale Apr 28, 2026, 3:52 PM

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@NATO THE TORNADO ur colony looks small dude lock in

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:52 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

exotic nimbus Apr 28, 2026, 3:52 PM

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I'm in guys!!!!

fathom ledge Apr 28, 2026, 3:52 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

upper vault Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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about an hour means 1 hour and 50 minutes!

hazy hawk Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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drifting scaffold wer wibe Mr bual… wer wibe Mr bual… I wait long time… VERY long time… like ancie...

🫃all I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Why cant we get cheeked up preggoblins? Better yet, why cant we get wizards that are even OLDER and VICIOUSLY CLOSE TO DYING OF OLD AGE, but with FRESH LATE-TERM preggar bellies, with no blemishes and perfect skin, while the rest of their bodies are sucked in like raisins, as if the preg was draining their life force, and with even LONGER white beards, whiters and longer and older, just there defensless in the cold stone cobblestone crypts, just so scared and so alone and wishing and praying for atrong goblin arms to wrap around them and hold them and keep them safe.
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME🫃

eager vortex Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

echo gulch Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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well well well

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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I'm smoking on Elven shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 trolls. Shit's so purple Jack would sell it for 25 candy. My brother in the arcane, this shit will send you to straight to Solaris. Shit needs hellfire to light it. Lung slaughtering warlock kush. This shit got diamonds on it so you know the thc to cbd ratio is fuckin swag my brother. A whiff of this?... yeah this that nefarious evil druid moon grass this shit straight out of lizardman swamp. This shit is what killed the Lich. RIP my brother forreal dawg

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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paul is the overseer who lords over hell

uneven swan Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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One day they will get their heads out of their arse and do a wipe right.

supple drift Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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bleak spoke Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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same shid every wipe with them

jagged geyser Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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upper vault about an hour means 1 hour and 50 minutes!

about an hour mean 1 hour + 6 hours sound great

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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PAUL YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF OPEN THE SERVERS, LET US PLAY THE GAME AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN DELAY US AGAIN AND YOU WILL SUFFER, SDF WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE AND CONSUME YOU LIKE THE MEAL YOU ARE, LET US PLAY THE GAME OR PERISH PAUL THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LIVE UP TO YOUR TITLE

timber pasture Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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17 gb update 😮

low delta Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

fierce tree Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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https://giphy.com/gifs/movie-date-impatient-5DvL9mFOnJMl7lkf1e

steady briar Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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for the love of sbf WHEN is this even game gonna get fixed
so tired of loosing kits after kits due to 1000 teams hundread teams infintite teams pushing at the same timeforover and forover, wtf is this?!.....
literally spawn in and 10 seconds 100 secnods intfintite secon in a team is already on my friend face
theres no chance to even play or explore anything because you get literally 1 tapped 2 taped infiltrate taerped by everything

I go full tank barba, I get 2 taped by a fking bonkers wizrodd
a damn cloth wearing old ass wizdard with a stick 2 taps me like Im nothing
WHEN THERE FROCK IS THIS GAME, no scare

noble kernel Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

fiery pier Apr 28, 2026, 3:53 PM

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WHEN GAME?

timber raptor Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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My report numbers turned yellow

spring cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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so excited to play in 3 days when they fix everything

idle verge Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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NEW CLASS: THE PREGNANT GOBLIN
The Pregnant Goblin is a unique "Summoner-Tank" hybrid. You are slow, you are hungry, and you are carrying the future of the horde within you.

Passive: "Cravings & Cramps" – Your hunger meter drains 200% faster. If you don't consume a "Dungeon Ration" every 3 minutes, your character begins trembling and crying, causing a 50% accuracy penalty to all nearby teammates due to the sheer awkwardness.

Skill: "The Hormonal Outburst" – Instantly enter a state of blind rage. Your physical power increases by 40%, and your screams have a chance to deafen enemies. This skill is followed by an unavoidable 5-second mental breakdown where your character sits down and refuses to move.

Ultimate: "The Final Push" – Harnessing the ultimate biological pressure, the Pregnant Goblin triggers a massive jet-fuel fart combined with a high-velocity summon.

Effect: Launches three "Goblin Progeny" (mini-mobs) at the enemy.

Side Effect: The recoil is so intense it causes a liquid shart trail on the floor, making the ground slippery for 10 seconds. Any enemy who slips in the "liquid shart" takes emotional damage over time.

brave sail Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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TAVERN IS BACKKKKKKK

torn basin Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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Cant wait for the next duppe glitch!!!

wicked grail Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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anyone wanna bet on the over under new delay announcement being another 2.5 hours?

wispy bough Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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chat is moving so fast that no one will know I am currently riding a demon centaur while smoking wardweed with a goblin merchant

coarse charm Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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Unfortunately, the maintenance will be extended by approximately 3 more hours due to a critical issue discovered during internal testing.
We are truly sorry for the delay. Sus

plucky tree Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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One of the main reasons I quit playing last year was because the game was always down for maintenance and they could never get it within an expected time

compact citrus Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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wispy bough chat is moving so fast that no one will know I am currently riding a demon centa...

??

spice shoal Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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wispy bough chat is moving so fast that no one will know I am currently riding a demon centa...

caught

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

tough raven Apr 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

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ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAUL

steep path Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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wispy bough chat is moving so fast that no one will know I am currently riding a demon centa...

ride it 🙂

median gyro Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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This chat is so tapped

grand sorrel Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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unfortunately, the game.

long egret Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

split ice Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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who got some wardweed im tryna spark

pure prairie Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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another delau incoming

supple drift Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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lament meadow Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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GG another 1h to fix

sweet cipher Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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bro some of you dont leave your house and it shows

molten arch Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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Ready for the next excuse guys? T minutes 8 minutes

fleet summit Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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5min to go

turbid crystal Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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unfortinately the game has been delayed and will be shutting down for 1 year.

drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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Pangyo eel town

gentle matrix Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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just shut it all down

strong sorrel Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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unfortinately the game has been delayed and will be shutting down for 1 year.

serene token Apr 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

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man the clown react spam is so overplayed can you guys get a job or something

clever stag Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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sweet cipher bro some of you dont leave your house and it shows

lmfao

acoustic birch Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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sweet cipher bro some of you dont leave your house and it shows

jmyke plays druid only

rough bluff Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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sweet cipher bro some of you dont leave your house and it shows

look at buddy mad over people memeing point and laugh

karmic cypress Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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GIVE GAME

low delta Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

mellow oar Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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DONT WORRY GUYS, WHEN THE HISTORIANS DIG UP THE FILES FOR THIS GAME IN 3078, THEY WILL RESUME THE DELAY PROCESS

fiery pier Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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Game, When are you?

humble kelp Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 :Skull: BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

oak ember Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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we ready for another hour delay?

coarse perch Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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Give shards

fathom ledge Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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serene token man the clown react spam is so overplayed can you guys get a job or something

average "appear offline" user

vale magnet Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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spring cloud Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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HOLD THE DELAY

grand drift Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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oak ember we ready for another hour delay?

no you

kindred pebble Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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coome on paul get it done

steady briar Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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Too rael man's like noting more real then that was said forover

steady tusk Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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1 last hour of delay income. why???? because they dont have control of their own programmers. the company is comprimised with shitty programmers

orchid stratus Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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Paul... is it ready yet... yet ...yet

woven widget Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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vale magnet

whats wrong twin

glossy spire Apr 28, 2026, 3:56 PM

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vale magnet

SSERVER IS UP, LOG IN

half galleon Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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can someone explain to the team at IM that they have a test server for a reason, why are we waiting until we realese the patch to test and verify it, use the server to get all the kinks and problems out and release it on time...it is really that simple

reef spade Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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6 hours delay incoming

rapid galleon Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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BRO WHEN CAN I PLAY KEEK

fossil pelican Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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fallen talon Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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I wanna go pull a cinder from pile and slap timmies with it

scarlet basalt Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

tough raven Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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kindred pebble coome on paul get it done

ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAUL

wild quest Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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sweet cipher bro some of you dont leave your house and it shows

tough profile picture JMyke bro

noble kernel Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

stable minnow Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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Paul and SDF are doing something Rn

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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paul pls

hazy shadow Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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vale magnet

THIS

sweet cipher Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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i mean from preg goblins and fucking harpies like wtf is wrong with people all i imagine is the soutpark wow guy fat and grotesque slime balls just eww

molten arch Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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turbid crystal unfortinately the game has been delayed and will be shutting down for 1 year.

We can only pray the 30th they get what they deserve

pure prairie Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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turbid crystal Apr 28, 2026, 3:57 PM

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stop lying and giving me false hope

serene token Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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fathom ledge average "appear offline" user

computa force this guy to fight pre-nerf druids 24/7

turbid dune Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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pure prairie

Big Man...

rough bluff Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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sweet cipher i mean from preg goblins and fucking harpies like wtf is wrong with people all i...

womp womp cry baby

errant crown Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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Paul if it is still a delay, I will ...

errant isle Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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Driver update

low delta Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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pure prairie

sdf's new lead sleeper agent

feral gull Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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dire cosmos Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

thick nova Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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psul is the big man

sharp void Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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PraisePaul

idle verge Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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NEW CLASS: THE DELAY ANNOUNCER
The Delay Announcer is a "Chronological Terror" class. You don't fight with swords; you fight by making everyone else’s life a living hell of uncertainty and digestive distress.

Passive: "Maintenance Mode" – Your character does not walk; they "buffer." Every 5 seconds, you freeze in place for 2 seconds while emitting a loud, high-pitched dial-up modem sound. This causes nearby enemies to begin trembling and crying as they realize their time is being wasted.

Skill: "The 10-Hour Countdown" – Place a magical timer on an enemy’s head. When it reaches zero, nothing happens. The disappointment is so profound that the enemy suffers a massive mental breakdown, dropping all their loot and curling into a fetal position for 30 seconds.

Ultimate: "The Final Extension" – Just when the battle is about to end, you trigger a massive explosive flatulence event. You release a cloud of toxic "Server Smoke" that propels you backward with the force of a jet-fuel fart.

Effect: The sheer pressure of the announcement creates a massive liquid shart zone on the floor.

Penalty: Any player who steps into the "liquid shart" experiences a total system failure, their character starts shaking uncontrollably, and their screen displays a permanent "Connection Lost" message until they find a "Dad’s Shed" lootable item.

sharp merlin Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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@balmy mortar prank

shadow meadow Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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I WILL TOUCH U PAUL IF U ANNOUNCE ANOTHER DELAY

signal inlet Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

steady briar Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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pure prairie

Railed?

unborn condor Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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1 minute until delay announcement

lucid crown Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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delay and delayer

lusty tree Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

#

steady tusk Apr 28, 2026, 3:58 PM

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AAAAAANNDDDD delayed

orchid stratus Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

#

velvet moth Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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steady tusk AAAAAANNDDDD delayed

yap yap

golden cedar Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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COMN OE LET THE DOGS OUT

fluid furnace Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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nows a good time to update those drivers, take the dog for a walk, smoke a bowl, touch some grass.....

woven widget Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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lusty tree

are we all just screaming

signal night Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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4 minutes

torn fiber Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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there 100.000th delay will add a 4 sec delay in gameplay

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

fiery pier Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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Game

sweet cipher Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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you all should take this time to take a shower or something! do some pushups walk around the block! @fluid furnace exactly ! xD

rain owl Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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where....WHERE???

coarse charm Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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cool moderation guys. how was i supposed to know lining up harpies and bending them over an alter to stare at them for the rest of the match "a concerningly high number of times" is a bannable offense

stable minnow Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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fluid furnace nows a good time to update those drivers, take the dog for a walk, smoke a bowl,...

drank sum caffine and packed sum grass

trim plank Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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fluid furnace nows a good time to update those drivers, take the dog for a walk, smoke a bowl,...

🐐’d pfp that smack sends me every time

forest mortar Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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sweet cipher you all should take this time to take a shower or something! do some pushups wal...

im disabled i can't

glossy spire Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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strange cipher Apr 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

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sweet cipher you all should take this time to take a shower or something! do some pushups wal...

No I am waiting in my chair for Paul to save us.

strong sorrel Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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unfortunately we have had another issue. We deleted the entire database and will be reaching to nexxon to clone theirs again

frigid dragon Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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drifting scaffold Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the ga...

If you hit can't beat longsword players that's on you buddy. Get gud

kindred pebble Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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signal night 4 minutes

yessir

uneven stream Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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IT SHOULD BE UP PAUL WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

cunning robin Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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3 more minutes

frozen canopy Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

balmy kernel Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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pure prairie

PraisePaul

humble kelp Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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BOOOYS GET READY for another 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾

woeful juniper Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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WHERE GAME

merry fox Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱

oblique grove Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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0 minutes until new DELAY message

spring cloud Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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ironhammer devs always testing in production makes zero sense lmfao

tranquil flame Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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paul is typing

pure prairie Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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turbid crystal unfortinately the game has been delayed and will be shutting down for 1 year.

REAL SHIT BRO

past tusk Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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paul..

fresh glade Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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anguish anguish anguish anguish anguish

spark dagger Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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Believe in Paul PraisePaul

dusky patrol Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 Sus 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

inner finch Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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game aint up paul is typing gg

warm swallow Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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PAUL TYPING

hazy shadow Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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rough bluff Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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sweet cipher you all should take this time to take a shower or something! do some pushups wal...

you should stop crying like a baby you sound like piratesoftware

cyan monolith Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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plz delay

worthy socket Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇸 🇺 🇵 🇮 🇲 🇮 🇳 ❕

acoustic birch Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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fallen lake Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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paul typing

low delta Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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3 MONTH DELAY INCOMING!!!!!! CANT WAIT PAUL

lament heart Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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so we hyping the delay nowadays huh

limber perch Apr 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

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pal is typing

lost pulsar Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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noble kernel Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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h was typing!

thick current Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDFIN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF

drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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Both the popular restaurant Pangyo Eel Town and the game developer Ironmace (creators of Dark and Darker) are located in the same building, Pangyo Tower.
Location: Pangyo Tower
Address: 16 Pangyoyeok-ro 192beon-gil, Bundang-gu, Seongnam-si (Sampyeong-dong 662) [1.4.4]
3rd Floor: Pangyo Eel Town – A high-end charcoal-grilled eel restaurant known for its private rooms and sophisticated atmosphere [1.4.4].
4th Floor: Ironmace Headquarters – The development studio famously established its original office directly above the restaurant. Fans often joke that the developers gained their energy from the "power of eel" while working on their hardcore dungeon crawler.
Current Status
While the original office was in Pangyo Tower, Ironmace has reportedly expanded or moved parts of its operations due to company growth:
Expansion Office: Some teams have moved to the 8th Floor of the Irum Building (225-18 Pangyoyeok-ro), which is nearby [1.2.1, 1.3.1].
Distance: The Irum Building is just a short walk from the original Pangyo Tower location.

blazing stratus Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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HOW MANY SORRYS DO WE GET TIL WE GET REDSTONE SHARDS?
HOW MANY SORRYS DO WE GET TIL WE GET REDSTONE SHARDS?
HOW MANY SORRYS DO WE GET TIL WE GET REDSTONE SHARDS?
HOW MANY SORRYS DO WE GET TIL WE GET REDSTONE SHARDS?
HOW MANY SORRYS DO WE GET TIL WE GET REDSTONE SHARDS?

safe glacier Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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bet 1 hour delay

west violet Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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PAUL YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF OPEN THE SERVERS, LET US PLAY THE GAME AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN DELAY US AGAIN AND YOU WILL SUFFER, SDF WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE AND CONSUME YOU LIKE THE MEAL YOU ARE, LET US PLAY THE GAME OR PERISH PAUL THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LIVE UP TO YOUR TITLE

simple vault Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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PAUL

noble mauve Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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unfortunately...

golden cedar Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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PAUL LET THE DOGS OUTTTTTT !!!! WOAF WOAF WOAF WOAFFF

potent robin Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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delay part 3

jade pawn Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

deft relic Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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Cant wait for the 3 hour + supreme ball clencher delay

ancient lark Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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its up

alpine moth Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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Gimme that shit Paul GIMME THAT SHIT

fervent timber Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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hes thinking sum to type up

orchid stratus Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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gentle stag Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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PAUL TYPING....

autumn iris Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF
IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF

echo gulch Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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omg...

pale wedge Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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Delay

turbid crystal Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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paul must be typing allat

lunar tapir Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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HOLD

wicked grail Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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is paul an idf agent?

errant isle Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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2 minutes

turbid dune Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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He's scared of calling another delay

fiery pier Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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WHEN GAME?

lusty tree Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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orchid stratus

BRO....

plush imp Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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server up

pure wigeon Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

lethal dagger Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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another delay incoming

tardy ibex Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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Delayed again

woven widget Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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I booted and got kicked, delay inbound anguish

high quiver Apr 28, 2026, 4:01 PM

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PAUL WAS TYPING

rain owl Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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@neon lynx omg men pls

coarse charm Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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glossy spire Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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graceful coyote Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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should we juust uninstall?

honest needle Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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Paul is typing! (Actually)

strong sorrel Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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if there is another delay we are gonna have a big problem mister

idle verge Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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NEW CLASS: PREGNANT SDF
The Pregnant SDF is a "Lead Developer" archetype. You are burdened with the literal future of the game, making you the heaviest and most unstable entity in the dungeon.

Passive: "The Weight of the Vision" – Your movement speed is reduced by 40% because you are literally carrying the next major expansion. If you stop moving for more than 5 seconds, your character begins trembling and crying, radiating a "Stress Aura" that drains the sanity of everyone nearby.

Skill: "The 10-Hour Labor" – You enter an unskippable state of severe mental breakdown. During this time, you are invulnerable, but you emit a constant, high-pitched scream that sounds like a breaking mouse and chair.

Ultimate: "The Patch Delivery" – Harnessing the raw biological pressure of a thousand delayed updates, the Pregnant SDF triggers a catastrophic explosive flatulence event.

Effect: A massive blast of "jet-fuel farts" propels you across the room, dealing 100 True Damage to anyone in your flight path.

Side Effect: The sheer force of the delivery results in a massive, room-clearing liquid shart. This creates a "System Failure" zone on the floor; any enemy who touches it immediately has their game uninstalled and is forced to go to "Dad's Shed" to rethink their life choices.

kindred pebble Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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damnn he actually was typing

granite needle Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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orchid stratus

you misspelled your name

novel topaz Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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DONT WORRY GUYS ONCE THE GAME FINALLY COMES OUT YOULL HAVE 1 NANO SECOND TO PLAY UNTIL THERES A GAMEBREAKING DUPLICATION GLITCH

runic hornet Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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atp wanna see the crashout when they delay

frozen canopy Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

tired fable Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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🇵 0️⃣ 🇷 🇰 🇨 🇭 0️⃣ 🇵

low atlas Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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paaaaaaul

upper drift Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

proud blaze Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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i sacrificed all 9 of my goats surely paul will not forsake us again

shadow meadow Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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HE WAS TYPING AND THEN HE JUST LET IT GO

sudden shoal Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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PraisePaul ✝️

lucid crown Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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I cautiously open the door, peeking into the next room of the dungeon. "Oh no... Not again" I mutter to myself, seeing a dangerous goblin in the caves

spring cloud Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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🅱️aul is 🅱️yping a🅱️out a🅱️other 🅱️elay

urban remnant Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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Delays

fallen talon Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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proud blaze i sacrificed all 9 of my goats surely paul will not forsake us again

W

upper vault Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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hes drafting the delay message

sleek burrow Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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Ñ

pure vale Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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🇵 0️⃣ 🇷 🇰 🇨 🇭 0️⃣ 🇵

dusky patrol Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 Sus 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

elfin rose Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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I made the right decision to go to bed 10 hours ago😂😂😭

frank cipher Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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PAUL MORE LIKE SDF

cloud citrus Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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HoldTheLine1 HoldTheLine2

desert epoch Apr 28, 2026, 4:02 PM

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PAUL WAS TYPING

worthy socket Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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🇬 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇸 🇺 🇵 🇮 🇲 🇮 🇳 ❕

fair brook Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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STOP HOLDING ME HOSTAGE!!!!!

pseudo knoll Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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blud

lunar wadi Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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SDF types

velvet moth Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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OMG PAUL IS TYPING

gaunt oracle Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

low delta Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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PAUL GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AND TELL US HOW LONG THIS ONE IS WE ALL KNOW ITS COMING AND YOUR ALL GONA BE HATED ANYWAY

fallen pier Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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delaying the typing now

dire cosmos Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 Sus 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 this 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 Skull BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
Semi-Semi Wipe GuyRole icon, Project Winterlight — 12:02 PM

obsidian drum Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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🇰🇷

teal spade Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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yooooo wya

wanton merlin Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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Big B strike down Ironmaces headquarters

deep stratus Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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⏰ ⏰ ⏰

earnest owl Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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spring cloud 🅱️aul is 🅱️yping a🅱️out a🅱️other 🅱️elay

🅱️hy 🅱️he 🅱️uck 🅱️o 🅱️hey 🅱️eep 🅱️xtending

tawdry geyser Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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Rip see y'all in another 6-12 hours

thick current Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF IN PAUL WE TRUST DENOUNCE SDF

stable minnow Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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TELL US SOMETHING

heady rampart Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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okay but like what are we doing!?!?!?!

rain silo Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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Bubba is the name of trumps lover

inner finch Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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SHOULD I USE THE WORD ABOUT OR APPROXIMATELY ? HMMMGE

charred laurel Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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12 hour delay poggies

hazy kayak Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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Its been an hour, where are my pregnant goblins

drifting scaffold Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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Both the popular restaurant Pangyo Eel Town and the game developer Ironmace (creators of Dark and Darker) are located in the same building, Pangyo Tower.
Location: Pangyo Tower
Address: 16 Pangyoyeok-ro 192beon-gil, Bundang-gu, Seongnam-si (Sampyeong-dong 662) [1.4.4]
3rd Floor: Pangyo Eel Town – A high-end charcoal-grilled eel restaurant known for its private rooms and sophisticated atmosphere [1.4.4].
4th Floor: Ironmace Headquarters – The development studio famously established its original office directly above the restaurant. Fans often joke that the developers gained their energy from the "power of eel" while working on their hardcore dungeon crawler.
Current Status
While the original office was in Pangyo Tower, Ironmace has reportedly expanded or moved parts of its operations due to company growth:
Expansion Office: Some teams have moved to the 8th Floor of the Irum Building (225-18 Pangyoyeok-ro), which is nearby [1.2.1, 1.3.1].
Distance: The Irum Building is just a short walk from the original Pangyo Tower location.

tepid relic Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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has dark and darker gotten a new wipe update without any issues? no, so stop freaking out

strange vortex Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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shadow meadow HE WAS TYPING AND THEN HE JUST LET IT GO

you guys funny af

ember crater Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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anyone here crying have a job?

tough raven Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAUL

somber rune Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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18:03 aiaiaiaiai

torn fiber Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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https://giphy.com/gifs/spongebob-LzCREPXRTqtdC

fossil pelican Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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lost pulsar Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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orchid stratus Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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granite needle you misspelled your name

I just didnt though. BarbStare \

cosmic stirrup Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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@neon lynx you were typing where you go

abstract wedge Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009290630893142173/1498687909354799164/IMG_9020.gif

steep path Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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click button hard and fast

merry harness Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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We apologize, but we will need to perform a 3-hour maintenance. Sorry for the delay Skull

ionic hazel Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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PAUL TYPING > PAUL STOPPED > GAME STILL NO WORK = MORE DELAY YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

dusty ocean Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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Kyoo ? hmmm

cunning kindle Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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@neon lynx how long are we going to be unfortunate for?

pale wedge Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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Ggs guys see you guys tomorrow when we get another 17 hours of delay

oblique grove Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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Paul is offline, cuz of peer pression

spice sedge Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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oak ember Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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grand drift no you

so... about that

lament meadow Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 :this: 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 BallinFighter BallinRanger Monkey Salute 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

upper birch Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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Have they still not added monk

icy plover Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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he said about 1 hour might mean 7

sweet cipher Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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@rough bluff Estrogen Enjoyer\

snow tartan Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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thank gahhh i went to bed last night servers still ain’t up

sharp garden Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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Where chanel are they talking?

pure prairie Apr 28, 2026, 4:03 PM

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where skilltrees

quiet imp Apr 28, 2026, 4:04 PM

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WipeHype