the-tavern

[atomic pivot]

Why don't they publish a recording? I was at work

[strange sage]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MKyHOZ6XrWUd0pIBLmC-cKoH0MR6u60BZX_k-xz9Xo8/edit?tab=t.0

[tidal eagle]

new perks for rouge and ranger, next wipe new perks for wizz and cleric, addressing the issue with people ratting bosses, rmt and cheaters, inferno visual rework, Monk supposedly release around season 11, 6 new artifacts coming wipe 10

[errant isle]

Bro, theres a fighter getting healed infinitely by druid, and a bard also getting healed infinitely playing the one song that does damage over and over again. So fun. Though they might have been cheating

[glacial chasm]

That's me

I tried saying Hi, wasn't sure if you had the same name ingame

[errant isle]

Cant say hi in game anymore unless your friends

[glacial chasm]

I used voip

[errant isle]

That build comp is op, probably most op

[glacial chasm]

It's better with a demonlock

[errant isle]

Ahhh turned mine off and forgot to turn it back on

[glacial chasm]

We are all capped PDR/MDR

It's pretty wild

[errant isle]

Absolutely insane lol. You gonna do the tournament?

[glacial chasm]

Nah, that is miles above my skill set.

[errant isle]

Lol, yall would win

[atomic pivot]

Where can I watch the qna?

[cobalt ice]

where is the vod

[little flume]

Was there any talk about making arena 24/7? or anything in that vein that would give 24/7 access to more direct PvP play? Or are we stuck with dungeons only most of the week still

[drifting scaffold]

you have 24/7 access to direct PvP it’s called goblin solos and ruins trios lol

[hazy lichen]

🖕

[bleak coyote]

last week of this season is 7 days of arena tho

[drifting scaffold]

🫃

[hazy lichen]

🖕

[little flume]

Yea but it’s the trash arena with artifacts. Unplayable garbage frankly, epic gear seems to be the sweet spot where the character can function correctly/at an appropriate speed but the gear isn’t overpowered so skill expression is the main focus. Blue gear arena and no random modifier arena were both great when they ran those

[drifting scaffold]

never in your short life

[errant isle]

Nah, blues would be the sweet spot, you can easily gear check in epics

[drifting scaffold]

nah not since crafts were nerfed this wipe it’s not diffable rly

[little flume]

Artifact arena just becomes a battle of the artifacts powers & skill is markedly less relevant. Even a squire arena mode during the week would be fun & might make the normal dungeons a touch less sweaty for casuals/new players

[drifting scaffold]

apr 10 2026 not suspicious at all

definitely not evading anything

[errant isle]

Huh?

[little flume]

I hope you dmed a private middle finger as a follow up to your public one

[drifting scaffold]

🤣

my parents were cocaine addicts?

[little flume]

The last message was deeply confusing let’s circle back to the middle fingers i think messages like that are a lot more clear

[trail spade]

Victory strike halberd is crazy

[drifting scaffold]

nobody gonna check dms from a goblin bro give it up

[rapid stump]

So did those MFS say what next season will entail

[little flume]

Silence, cocaine trained npc! 😂

[errant isle]

How much damage?

[drifting scaffold]

40 year old cocaine trained npc

[trail spade]

Doing just bit more then 100 dmg plus headshot bonus if u land one

[drifting scaffold]

pushing means you’re close … ur using chat gpt for that? are you even allowed to play this game yet

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[errant isle]

In squire? Or gear?

[little flume]

I see no mention of cocaine training being a policy violation so you might be in the clear here

[trail spade]

In legendary gear. I use adrenaline rush too with combo attack so its pretty fast time to kill

[safe dock]

my report numbers turned yellow

[errant isle]

Nice combo for sure.

[dreamy vine]

Sounds like good training

[drifting scaffold]

🤣

[sinful spire]

I don't remember who it was, but i remember recently someone saying this game isn't even that toxic, i think it was @hollow kettle, and ho lee has this guy not played arena with prox chat on? It's like a 2009 Mw2 lobby in there 🤣

[drifting scaffold]

he plays on the asia server I thought

[errant isle]

Nobody voips in Asia

[sinful spire]

That tracks honestly lol

[vale crow]

Most people don't even use voice chat, bro is delusional

[safe dock]

my report numbers turned yellow

[errant isle]

Q&A below this message

[agile laurel]

i love how they do a Q n A with hunter pence and he doesnt even have vods on so if u missed it ur just frocked lmaoo W

@hexed adder pls tell him to enable vods or where can i find the VOD of the Q n A if im wrong?

[drifting scaffold]

I thought they started posting them to YouTube but idk

[agile laurel]

naw they didnt even post there last Q n A to the youtube LUL

i wish

[sour rapids]

i cant wait to climb on ceilings

[drifting scaffold]

yea they did tho, that’s how I watched it lol

[drifting scaffold]

#📢ironmace-media message this channel will show last nights if/when they upload it

[agile laurel]

link it then

cause i dont see it, i watched it live

[agile laurel]

thank u

[sudden shoal]

hol up i got the google doc i think

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MKyHOZ6XrWUd0pIBLmC-cKoH0MR6u60BZX_k-xz9Xo8/mobilebasic

[agile laurel]

https://www.youtube.com/@dark-and-darker/videos i dont see any of the q n a on there yt

[agile laurel]

glook

they dont even got tourney vod on there yt

[woven widget]

Guys Ive got a big decision

[cobalt ice]

where can i see qna vod?

[woven widget]

do I watch a 12 minute video or read a google doc

[midnight shoal]

read the doc

[vale crow]

My report numbers turned yellow

[midnight shoal]

its quick

[woven widget]

fuck no thats clearly the wrong answer

[midnight shoal]

dont ask then

[neon brook]

any way to watch the Hunter Pence QnA?

[late bolt]

i dont get why they just dont directly upload the vod

[woven widget]

I mean I was hoping you'd answer the smart way

[worldly epoch]

What happened to repoze why did he get banned?

[agile laurel]

repoze got banned?

[quick grove]

in twitch or in game?

[agile laurel]

no they dont publish vods ever because they have 0 brain cells and everyhing has to be hidden

[hazy lichen]

atleast its not a qna in some random streamers chat

[cobalt ice]

nobody recorded it?

[sudden shoal]

I mean tbf hunter streamed it, he could’ve enabled replays idk

[agile laurel]

sad that u even have to type this

[sudden shoal]

they were having technical issues the whole stream lmao, and getting constantly stream sniped

[agile laurel]

wats that have to do with the other 10 qna they didnt publish vods of before

[late bolt]

thanks whoever made the notes tho very helpful i have no idea why they make information so hard to get

[woven widget]

Theyre killing the surgeon 😭

[sudden shoal]

it’s just funny, bit scuffed but u gotta love it

[agile laurel]

100%

[subtle rose]

They are combining the surgeon and alchemist to make, MECHASURGEON

[agile laurel]

yooooo @vale oar can i see a cool monkey gif bro im pissed off

[woven widget]

theyre brothers, are they gonna have a third brother that just wants people to be healthy regardless of if they use bandages or pots

[coral valve]

therapist NPC incoming

[subtle rose]

Bing, Ping and shu

[woven widget]

hmmm

they did also mention they might change the collector... prapor incoming

[sudden shoal]

ayo lore beard?

[golden surge]

when the new season drops?

[woven widget]

I hate when something offers fullscreen or windowed but no window maximise

[vale oar]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-chimp-skateboard-beast-mode-gif-18986664

[agile laurel]

🤣

[woven widget]

and what about borderless fullscreen? I want to use that sometimes man yk?

[spark vault]

Why not combine goldsmith and treasurer

[agile laurel]

hhunter pence is in endboss chat, i tell him to turn on vods and the man says "watch end boss vod" lmaoaoa

u cant make it up

i tried bros, i tried

[wet tree]

havent played arena whole season, is it still epic quality?

[hazy lichen]

legendary this now they uped it

[swift coral]

you cant retroactively turn on vods

afaik

[coral drum]

What is tear of volcano quest reward? Which quest giver?

[hazy lichen]

cockatrice

[coral drum]

I thought it would give the squat emote, dunno which quest giver though

[drifting scaffold]

lol no its collector for the squat, goblin for the ?cry? and tavern master for the torch

[chrome crescent]

Make guilds a subscription based thing so that yall can get enough money to make the servers for it

[sour junco]

can you lose access to your account when you use the glitch to rebuy lost kits from goblin, even tho your only bought it back one?

[sudden shoal]

😂 Lol wtf

[vale crow]

Each item counts as a separate instance of glitch abuse

[sour junco]

you just rebuy your gear tho

its how the goblin is intended

[vale crow]

"Use the glitch"

[sour junco]

i phrased it bad then

man i bought my stuff back and got banned for it

[vale crow]

You didn't get banned for that if it wasn't glitch abuse

[sour junco]

temporary access taken away

[hallow notch]

hello guys, i have a question. can you gem artefacts? never had one

[strange sage]

no

[hallow notch]

okay, thx!

[neon brook]

I dont think i got it in me to do anymore quests this season lol…. Too bad they dropped these last quest lines at a snails pace

[strange sage]

rewards are shit anyways

[hallow notch]

when i build amor pen with unique gear, is there a limit i can have?

[drifting scaffold]

how to beat rogue? he kill me to day!

[neon brook]

Yeah the cosmetics are disappointing… but also like the tailor quest to kill 8 wendigo and 8 frost demons, like all set on that too at this point lmao

[strange sage]

yeah ive done literally none of the collector or tavern master quests, theyre just too boring or annoying

glad i didnt, because these rewards suck

[misty ridge]

To be honest, I'm not sure why they seem to want to timegate quests so much? They said something similar will continue next season?

I personally think every quest should be out by Week 5

[misty ridge]

I didn't even do the Weaponsmith or Armourer

[sudden shoal]

if I remember correctly in the q&a they said the writer likes taking the time to do it or something like that

[gleaming geode]

Game still ass?

[main kernel]

YOU HAVE TO PAY $30 FOR LEGENDARY STATUS TO PLAY ARENA MODE WHICH IS ONLY ACTIVE FOR 3 DAYS A WEEK LOL?????????????????

[pseudo knoll]

i really hope ssf is 2 weeks or less next wipe

[strange sage]

its 2 weeks

confirmed in qna

[west dew]

Is there really no vod for the q and a

[delicate umbra]

how does the dungeon recovery work with goblin merchant now?

[west dew]

my friend said there was no vod for the q and a last night is that real?

[neon brook]

SSF would be better for longer than 2 weeks if they would just not lock craftables behind quests…. Let us craft good stuff during SSF

[misty ridge]

Yes, the full game is $30

Arena is bonus

[elfin burrow]

You don't like pure luck quests with terrible droprates just to craft decent things? How dare you?!?

[sudden shoal]

U get alot more then arena it's lowk worth it if u play the game alot

[neon brook]

Its more that they want ppl to play solo self found but players legit cant even gather materials to make their own crafts cuz SSF is so short that they dont release quests in time for craftables to be relevant for the SSF period

[fair lintel]

do we think we will keep artifacts on arena loss this season when it comes out??

[empty bane]

Or accidentally making the drop rates of certain items so low that people can charge 50,000 for a tear for an emote

[fair lintel]

what emot?

[empty bane]

I think its squat as rest mayb e

500,000 gold

[hoary plume]

former president son

[elfin burrow]

Fair. My problem is quest items being so stupidly rare that even out of SSF it's basically impossible to do anything unless you literally play the game like a job, but that's what I get for playing a Korean made game. They are know for insane hours required to be able to compete.

[empty bane]

At some point the wipes have to stop right

[fair lintel]

sounds neat, I got the goblin crying one last night

[empty bane]

Ye another regardo montoya quest line, watching 5-8 rogues rush the same two modules and then die to traps effectively killing maps in 2/16mins

[pseudo knoll]

ty

[sudden shoal]

yes

[fair lintel]

yep.. it was actully funny the first round when 4 rogues showed up to the same axe traps and just looked at each other then went separate ways. i laughed out loud

[trail sigil]

Anyone know what items are neeed to complete the final quest for Goblin merchant , Tavern master & Collector , so i can start collecting before 🙂 any help much appreciated!

[fair lintel]

Goblin doesn't need any items, just disarm axe traps and fire sputs and kill 25 goblins. idk about the others

[sudden shoal]

" are incredibly sorry that Luck didnt work. It was dividing by 1000 instead of 100 so definitely luck is worth 10x as much now. We have better drop rates including 2x artifacts drop event + the Worldwide Warlord Arena tournament with Asia, NA & EU regions. We will also have an artifact arena event and bonus Adventure Point gains so please enjoy the end of Season 8 and get ready for a fun, polished season"

[empty bane]

All regions all modes, a pile of dead rogues, hell ended up in the same lobby twice, and the same guy that died just after I got the traps comes walking down the corridor we left two bodies each stacked on top of each other.

[trail sigil]

Thank you

[fair lintel]

Thank you!

[empty bane]

How annoyed would people be if like they just released all of the season quests at the start of the season

SSF is still for the first 2-3 weeks tho

[fair lintel]

lol yeah, a guy named trapp0p or something like that got them 3 rounds in a row before me and was dead on the floor...

[sudden shoal]

Np, from what i heard on q&a it’s gonna be like a festival too, with crazy increased rates on quests, HR elo, too https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MKyHOZ6XrWUd0pIBLmC-cKoH0MR6u60BZX_k-xz9Xo8/mobilebasic here’s link if u wanna read it

[empty bane]

So doing quests before the last couple of weeks of the wipe is pointless going forward?

[harsh tulip]

We can't play solo in the game; everyone plays in teams in solo mode. This situation will lead to many problems if serious measures are not taken.

[fair lintel]

Sounds fun!

[elfin burrow]

we've known luck was broken for well over a YEAR and now it's finally, maybe, fixed. It's insane to me. That timeframe where literally everyone knows something doesn't work and not fixing it. It's almost like they want to kill the game. I don't understand it.

Like I get that it's not the most important thing, but leaving a bug for this long is a symptom.

[fair lintel]

I think they actually did look at the luck calculation and said "that all looks right" without running a test number through it. After that video came out they probably relooked at it and found like he said, it was 1000 not 100, easy mistake to make when looking through code i think..

[elfin burrow]

I agree that's it's an easy initial mistake, but it's been tested, proven false, and submitted for a long time. The fact that it wasn't fixed earlier is the problem.

[sudden shoal]

i was thinking that when they were messing with the values for increased artifact drops they finally took a deeper look into luck xD prob tried to use luck to do it or something but that’s just speculation

[fair lintel]

this could be it. funny to think them running 5 rounds with 500 luck and being like "wtf... this loot is piss"

[elfin burrow]

Makes sense. In that case, it would prove that they look at 0 feedback, which in itself is another problem.

[vivid swan]

Are unique drop rates increasing during the event or just artifacts

[hot warren]

Does anyone know a fix for random crashes after any patch? The game literally closes with no error msg displayed.

[sudden shoal]

🤣🤣 haha

[vast karma]

Anyone willing to help me kill the frost wyvern in PVE real quick for the quest? I know all his mechanics etc just can't quite kill it solo.

[trail sigil]

Sure

[vast karma]

Awesome! Thank you so much I am on my warlock. ABagOfLizards

[keen pine]

Havent played in over a year, game worth getting back into at all?

[molten iris]

no

kidding, next season is coming soon. Its good time to get back

[lean nimbus]

i played pve solo and joined a party mid game. i died to a boss and they stole my gear. does my gear get recovered?

[bleak coyote]

if they exfil with it yes. It they throw it on the floor and another team grabs it and they exfill with it, no.

which is why I dont befriend randoms in pve anymore. toxic shit

[lean nimbus]

so if they threw in on floor and i didnt find it, its gone forever ?

or in goblin merch?

[bleak coyote]

goblin only recovers what is on your or their body

[lean nimbus]

wtf thats the most toxic thing ever

[strange sage]

it should

[strange sage]

goblin returns dropped items

[lean nimbus]

so the only way i dont get my gear back is if a team picked it up?

[trim pumice]

It was SDF doing the bare minimum because he is a kid that made a lot of money and started not really focusing on the game. It’s like when youtubers are fire for a fat minute, make a bag and then stop making content.

[onyx karma]

Does hellfire do dmg to colossus

[trim pumice]

But now we have a new, fresh, hungry developer who (at least for now) is ready to fuck.

[elfin burrow]

That tracks. I'm curious to see what happens with SDF gone. Dude was a trainwreck. It was all about him, not about the future of the game.

[trim pumice]

Yeah literally

He was literally doing the bare minimum. Changing classes, reverting them, changing, reverting. Just to make it look like he was doing something 😂

[jaunty ravine]

@proud copper corroded mines?

[neon brook]

No way to watch the QnA with Hunter Pence? Any summaries floating around?

[drifting scaffold]

sobad had a summary https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MKyHOZ6XrWUd0pIBLmC-cKoH0MR6u60BZX_k-xz9Xo8/edit?tab=t.0

[neon brook]

Bro ty!

[drifting scaffold]

gotchu bro

[exotic seal]

gm bud 🫂 happy friday

[alpine stump]

When is double artifact event starting

[broken pumice]

yestermorrow

[static lava]

Hello IronMace, maybe you can change the quest reward for the tavern master.. instead of a green torch maybe a cosmetic for the health pot to match the bandage in HR rewards. Why we getting 2 green torches

[strange sage]

mold

theres mold in sdf's brain

[strange cipher]

Yk what's better than a green torch

2 green torch

[swift coral]

The first rule of motorcycle safety is to have fun!

[low atlas]

also why the hell was torch quest a single stingray egg last season but now for squatting emote we require 10 tears? lmao 🤦

[strange cipher]

Thanks for sharing

[low atlas]

idgaf about boosted loot drops i mean COME ON

[alpine stump]

50% chance for fulgor yessirrr

[strange cipher]

Not quite that high

[alpine stump]

Rip

If it's double as they said it's 3% from 1st and 2nd floor bosses and 9% from inferno/abyss?

[strange cipher]

Yea

Probably much higher with luck after they fixed it

[safe dock]

my report numbers turned yellow

[alpine stump]

damn all dbs gone from market, 1 db is like 200k gold, and 1 cinder is 5 db so its 1mil gg

[strange cipher]

Da fuck

[alpine stump]

ye, like 30 pages of artifacts gone after the QA

there were like 50 now there is 17 left lol

peopel buying them all

[atomic schooner]

tf happened in the qna?

[alpine stump]

they announced artifact arena near the end of wipe

[atomic schooner]

ah

anything about the 16th with them making loot easier to get?

[alpine stump]

urbangent made video summarizing qa, there will be double artifact drop rate

[atomic schooner]

:o

[alpine stump]

dont even need to watch it he wrote it all in notepad like 40 seconds into the video

[safe dock]

my report numbers turned yellow

[ocean prairie]

just so the devs know, sometimes, randomly, plasma blast will NOT work

[strange cipher]

did they say anything about druid next wipe?

[alpine stump]

season 10 is cleric and wizard

rongue ranger next season

11 bard warlock

[safe dock]

my report numbers turned yellow

[fiery aspen]

Can we get new spells for wiz (more than just 1 or 2 like the magic lock addition) to spice things up please?

[atomic schooner]

you will find out in season 10

[fiery aspen]

sweet!

but aren't we on season 8

[atomic schooner]

yup

[alpine stump]

ye next is rogue ranger

[broken heron]

https://tenor.com/bUvRi.gif

[strange cipher]

illu isnt on market either

[alpine stump]

ye they buying everything, even chests went up because you need 2 full to buy 1 db lol

they were 30ish k for few days before now its back to 40+

[strange cipher]

sweet

im so hyped for this wipe

[atomic schooner]

yeah people really like hoarding artifacts on the last week of wipe

[strange cipher]

gonna be right as school is getting out

ima have all the time in the world

[agile laurel]

anyone else really sad they are aging once a yr, feels like we need to slow this shit down

[strange cipher]

yea im js holding all mine for arenas

[atomic schooner]

oh no i mean people hoard stashes of them. not to use. but to try and sell

[visual swallow]

every wipe people think there's going to be an artifact arena and there never is lol

[strange sage]

there is this tim

[atomic schooner]

there is gonna be one

[visual swallow]

did I miss an annoucement

[strange sage]

QnA

[visual swallow]

ah

[alpine stump]

40 mheal warlocks incoming

[strange cipher]

they always do that though

[sacred meadow]

whaty happens if we get to an arena rank and then lose it? do we still get rewards?

[drifting scaffold]

pretty sure no, its the rank you have when the leaderboard closes NOT the highest rank

[sacred meadow]

hope not but i think youre right

[compact ibex]

Anybody know when the season ends?

[drifting scaffold]

#📢announcements message 19th for arena 27th for AP

[compact ibex]

Tysm

[sacred meadow]

isnt artifact arena starting 20th?

[drifting scaffold]

yeah so the regular arena is closing right before

[sacred meadow]

ahh ok. So we cant progress ranks on artifact arena?

[drifting scaffold]

yep exactly, at least for the reward track

[sacred meadow]

Sweet

[drifting scaffold]

they might have like a temp rank for the artifacts but idk

[vale crow]

Was it even confirmed to include artifacts?

[drifting scaffold]

yea last night on the qna apparently

[lunar frost]

is there any new items coming out'

[safe dock]

my report numbers turned yellow

[alpine stump]

omg double loot on 16th

[barren dagger]

Someone tested that 9% shriek debuff is 9% minus the current armor like 40% goes to 31% or like 9% of the 40% something like 3.6% putting the armor in 36,4%

[analog hedge]

is it just me or do the stats sometimes fluctuate from game to game wearing the same gear? I've ran the same gear set and noticed that my stats are different every time i get out of the game (like +- 1 movement speed or etc). I'm not changing any pieces in game, I'm playing bard, maybe that is related?

[vale crow]

A simple rounding error

[runic summit]

when is wipe day?

[analog hedge]

end of april irrc

[atomic schooner]

28th

[misty grail]

boy i sure do love spawning into a game and the boss is already dead and pile ripped

[spice shoal]

genuinely late spawns make no fucking sense in this game at all.

[junior kernel]

get better at pathing

[spice shoal]

average braindead dad discord user

[junior kernel]

late spawns are too prevent dead lobbies, doesnt take a genius

[misty grail]

lmao spawned one tile away from the boss and was there in litterally 45 seconds

[strange heart]

they arent to prevent dead lobbies you fucking sheep. they are to save on sever costs. "genius"

[gaunt oracle]

I like dwarfs

[urban dawn]

Doesnt take much to be nice my dude

[junior kernel]

im just saying what im have claimed

[junior kernel]

thanks waltz, this guys kinda mad for some reason

[strange heart]

read his previous comments

[gaunt oracle]

"he started it"?

[strange heart]

"guys be nice to a troll"

[gaunt oracle]

Be nice, bros. We all gamers

[junior kernel]

its alright we all used to be a kid at some point

[drifting scaffold]

the time to be able to parry after pulling out your weapon again should be adjusted... disarm basically is worthless

[safe dock]

my report numbers turned yellow

[carmine void]

-wake up
-check announcements
-see no mention of fishing
-cry
-log off

[gaunt oracle]

See when people do this, do like I do and block them @strange heart you won't miss anything I promise

[urban dawn]

Trolls deserve some love too <3 you do too, mr finalboss

[mild nova]

Just grab them with your hands in water map

[carmine void]

My fish numbers turned yellow

[gaunt oracle]

I like Dwarfs

[carmine void]

I like fish

[mild nova]

My water fish yellowed my numbers.

[carmine void]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a LAKE to the ARENA. Add FISH to the LAKE. Make ARENA into a new mode called FISHING COMPETITION. 🎣 🐟

[coral spear]

So what we maining on wipe gamers?

[mild nova]

Combat fishing

[carmine void]

Angler for sure

[coral spear]

Hell yea

[carmine void]

Faustian bargain main so I can be a shark

[coral spear]

Shark sounds fun tbh

[crude perch]

holy sdf shouldve been outta here a while ago, paul is cooking

[carmine void]

He hasn’t added fishable fish yet so imo he’s just as garbage as SDF was

@neon lynx add fishable fish next

[mild nova]

🚫 🐟 REMOVE all FISH from EVERY MAP 🚫 🐠

[mighty blade]

10 tears of the volcano???

[mild nova]

drop rates will be increased

[alpine stump]

double drop rate on everythinggggg

in 6 days

[carmine void]

Pond locked mentality tbh
Landmaxxer take
Shit that guppies say for 500 plz

[honest garnet]

I would give ranger an ability to instantly reel in a fish and eat for a random shrine buff

And Barb the ability to reach into pond and pull out a fish for can be used as club

Wizard can just chain lightning the pond and disable it

[wheat briar]

Hi 🙂 how can I get in contact with someone from Ironmace about a project that I am creating using the DAD public API?

[eager vessel]

Fireball ❌ Fisherbass ✅

[vale crow]

Cleric can pray at the pond for extra water damage

[deft vault]

can someone grant me access to post my live streams into the corresponding thread?

[runic oak]

chudders when is the double drop rate or whatever its called? like better loot xd

[stoic spindle]

can you pre team in norms?

[gaunt oracle]

you can party up, but you cant queue at the same time to fight solos together

queue sniping is against TOS in every mode afaik

[drifting sphinx]

when fishing

[safe dock]

my report numbers turned yellow

[junior cedar]

when is monk coming out

[safe dock]

report numbers yellow turned

[tight sierra]

Just post it here. The devs read every single message here uh huh

[swift coral]

I've seen people have back and forth contact with IM support through emails/tickets discussing things like this

[wheat briar]

I just spoke with a moderator and if I share my website, it is considered advertising. So I will have to handle communication through DM’s or something like that.

[wheat briar]

Great! I will have to do that

[mighty blade]

Anyone who wants to help kill 5 dreadspines for quest?

[molten arch]

so much for keeping arena open for last week huh?

[blazing gull]

Where is the podcast transcription?

[unreal garnet]

rogue is getting wall climb

thats it that was the whole QnA

[drifting scaffold]

here's a fan transcription https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MKyHOZ6XrWUd0pIBLmC-cKoH0MR6u60BZX_k-xz9Xo8/edit?tab=t.0

[visual swallow]

pls be joking

[unreal garnet]

no im not, rogue actually is getting a wall climb

[visual swallow]

[unreal garnet]

yes, it will probably look and function exactly as you expect

[sinful spire]

does the rating system even have a logical algorithym for how it gives points? because it feels completely random. i can get 7 kills and drop 1.2k damage and only get 7 points but get 1 kill with 500 and win and get like 12

[wet copper]

Fuck Ironmace. Fuck Paul and Fuck Terrence. You said cleric and wiz were next. Lies lies lies. Cleric and wiz need updates way more than barb or warlock.

[unreal garnet]

Fuck Paul and Terrence but not SDF? crazy work but otherwise a W

.5 new wiz spells per year, maybe theyll up it to 2-3 in season 11

[frozen canopy]

can anyone help me kill wyvern for quest. i can pay

[obtuse tapir]

Performance doesnt affect it afaik. Differences in gain/loss probably has more to do with avg rating of your team and enemy team

[jovial kettle]

This was never true that are just going down the list fighter,barb,rouge,ranger,wiz cleric, bard,warlock, durid,sorc

[sinful spire]

what did they do to warlock besides nerf tm?

[wet copper]

Nothing yet. On a previous q&a they said that wiz and cleric would get love after rogue and ranger, and on the newest one, no mention of cleric or wiz updates, but mentioned bard and warlock would be next, unless the summary doc missed something

[potent brook]

did bard shriek get nerfed waht was the armor rating loss before ?

[timber orbit]

previously 30, around 3% PDR for most (and less for heavy armor >55% PDR) but it was a lot more than 9% in PVE because monsters had a negative armor rating stat

[potent brook]

Damn so is it nerfed for pvming now and pvp?

[timber orbit]

it’s a massive buff in PVP, more than three times as good against plate fighters and hippo barbs and a slight nerf for PVE

overall i think it’s a great change. Bard still feels just fine in PVE to me

[gaunt oracle]

I would say its much more than a slight pve nerf... im hitting dummy for 82 dmg 1st stab with my rapier without shriek. with shriek its 83. I dont shriek PVE anymore unless its for the phys dam bonus cut on heavy hitters

the armor cut does almost nothing to pve

[sudden hatch]

no point in shrieking pve

the like 3 damage from warsong?? i guess??

[safe dock]

my report numbers turned yellow

[safe dock]

slight nerf for pve? it’s completely useless in pve

and it only affects high pdr targets

removing a whole 6 PDR from a 75 PDR fighter isn’t good

no point in running it, just take disso and 5 spell

[timber orbit]

it’s 9%

[tired shard]

paul dark and darker, blessed be

[safe dock]

it’s multiplicative buddy

[strange sage]

bro doesnt know

[safe dock]

not additive

[strange sage]

i fucking wish it was 9%

[timber orbit]

you’re right i actually had no idea

@sharp hill we’re flying to South Korea bub

we’re gonna go talk to them about Bard

[strange sage]

we got a whole 2% extra pdr reduction (to people above 40% pdr) for -50% PvE damage, YIPPE

[timber orbit]

actually evil change

next you’re gonna tell me the melodic protection change is also multiplicative

[strange sage]

nah that works properly for some reason, W buff

i get 50% pdr in my viola kit now

i think i lost like the tiniest ammount of mdr tho, idk

[timber orbit]

i figured that was definitely additive because i was like 35% PDR base kit

[timber orbit]

should be a little bit depending on your choice of gear

Absolutely no clue why one is a multiplicative change and the other isn’t lol

[late bolt]

so squire says up to artifact loot

but there awre no boss in s2r so how can uy get artifacts?

[timber orbit]

you can pull artifacts from key room piles

[late bolt]

ah

[wind juniper]

i wish they’d put bosses back, fighting while bosses are active is so fun imo

[late bolt]

how does one get keys without ghost king, minibosses?

[wind juniper]

metal chests

[late bolt]

i think this chagne has been rly fun squrie feels much mrore like a dungeo ncrawler now

aand people brawl

[wind juniper]

my favorite part of it is the forced reds

[sharp hill]

I like when the bard makes the funny noises and the particles start flying around
They should do more of that

[late bolt]

so sick of everyopne running in hr 24/7

[timber orbit]

you see the big realization about the bard changes Dylan

[tired shard]

p u this guy stinks!

[timber orbit]

it’s not -9%, it’s *0.91 of their current PDR.

[sharp hill]

I was just about to ask if we're figuring out if the new 9% PDR is multiplicitive and not additive yeah

[timber orbit]

balance change straight from reworked inferno

[sharp hill]

That's just a huge nerf to shriek then wth
I was thinking flat -9% PDR was a bit much in the first place

[timber orbit]

Bard players will be in a wheelchair next patch

[sharp hill]

someone give this man a swirlie then stuff him in a locker

[timber orbit]

matching wheelchairs with the wizards once fireballs are nerfed one more time

[timber orbit]

last time a friend of mine tried to banter with me like this a warden took them to the warden dungeon and they never came back

[granite surge]

👀

[sharp hill]

There is no war in #the-tavern

[timber orbit]

hi friend! hope you’re having a nice day

[woven widget]

Im back wdym

[timber orbit]

@tired shard you come say hi to friend rapscallion

[tired shard]

i ate this girls sunday ham!

[granite surge]

hi hii! hope you and everyone is having an amazin day today!

[timber orbit]

hey Daniel

ready to wall climb as rogues together and camp in the corners of roofs like inferno bats

[tired shard]

ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀʀᴇs ᴛᴏ:

• ᴀ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ
• ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴛᴡᴏ

[timber orbit]

gonna pull a Batman Arkham asylum tier takedown

[tired shard]

HEEEEEEEEEELL YEEEEEEAH

[swift coral]

ayy yooooo

[tired shard]

CHERRIES

[timber orbit]

bro i wanna join that server

[swift coral]

what the bot doin

[timber orbit]

[timber orbit]

the greatest server in human creation i fear

[tired shard]

[sharp hill]

[woven widget]

Yall just one big happy family smh

[tired shard]

listening to crushcrushcrush by paramore while yelling at people on my barbarian with crush blessed be, paul dark and darker

[timber orbit]

that’s one thing i know from the Q&A

[sharp hill]

if I catch you doing that I'm formally revoking your knight privileges

the only proper way to camp as rogue is to camp in a dark corner and play terraria in the background

[timber orbit]

apparently we’re getting bard and warlock stuff before cleric and wizard btw

[woven widget]

If I see anyone do that, Im leaving and coming back a week into wipe

[safe dock]

my report numbers turned yellow

[timber orbit]

My report numbers turned yellow

[tired shard]

drink more water

[woven widget]

BARD PLAYSTYLES FAR OUTWEIGH THE NEED FOR CLERIC OR WIZARD

[tired shard]

wizard needs a glock

[timber orbit]

they must have gutted shriek so bad because bard is about to get some awesome stuff!

heh right guys

[woven widget]

❌

[sharp hill]

pack it up, we're sorc mains now.

[woven widget]

I dont wanna learn sorc

[timber orbit]

we should hold off on any bard stuff until next wipe, Dylus

[tired shard]

fibah

[timber orbit]

since it seems like the paradigm is about to shift

[woven widget]

I wanna play fighter, but they nerfed him too

[timber orbit]

it’s okay you can take a halberd and kill anybody you want to

[tired shard]

just play blogarian and spin spin spin my little ham

[woven widget]

Why did they nerf weapon guard. It killed cutlass

[timber orbit]

@tired shard @sharp hill hop on squires to riches

[sharp hill]

I don't want to work on videos for like any of the classes right now because of it yeah

[tired shard]

i'm already on loser

[timber orbit]

is the impact resistance -> action speed a nerf?

[timber orbit]

well my bed is warm >:(

[drifting scaffold]

bro squires is so funny wdym our rogue got scared and did his opener on my head

[sharp hill]

I'm finishing up some podcasts right now, I'll be busy for most-ish of the day
@tired shard I did figure out my gf might not be around this evening

[broken pagoda]

We don't need pickles in our fighter club, good thing you're not playing

[timber orbit]

so you’re gonna be on dark and darker not marathon right? Right?

[sharp hill]

If you two are on and I'm free, sure

[woven widget]

cutlass needs impact resist to avoid being staggered by most weapons

[timber orbit]

weapon blocks can be staggered? this is news to me

[drifting scaffold]

just crushed through

cutlass has a diff animation for it

i thought longsword did too? but maybe not

[timber orbit]

is it specifically cutlass? admittedly i’ve hardly used it

[drifting scaffold]

nah its just like when a shield doesn't have enough impact res

[sharp hill]

I lwk wish Rapier Mastery didn't exist, I'd use it more often
-# local man found not playing fighter or warlock- more tonight at 9

[woven widget]

a round shield has 4 impact resist, a heater 5 and a buckler 6
the longsword has 4 impact resist putting it on par with the worst shield
the cutlass has 3, making it worse than every shield

[timber orbit]

LS has a high enough impact res that elitists will look you in the face and tell you it’s worse with more impact resistance

[timber orbit]

i’ve NEVER noticed different animations blocking different weapons

[woven widget]

just try using the cutlass and see how much worse it feels without weapon guard

[timber orbit]

i always just assumed the weapon blocks couldn’t be staggered and only has impact resistance to determine if it staggers the enemy’s attack on block or not

[tired shard]

show up and show out, queen

[woven widget]

impact resistance is not impact power

impact power staggers them, impact resist staggers you

[sharp hill]

Wouldn't a weapon attacking something with too high impact resistance cause them to stagger, though?
I.e. using a rondel against a shield

[woven widget]

the shield barely gets any downtime against a rondel, the rondel gets a lot of down time

[wet copper]

Riposte window should be AFTER stagger animation, not DURING. Currently makes riposting against higher impact weapons easier than low impact, which makes no sense.

[woven widget]

exactly, which is why I think it sucks that cutlass got nerfed by them changing weapon guard

I cant parry quickly, so I cant parry without getting hit again, so I cant parry

[limpid lion]

what boss drops viola?

[woven widget]

me

[safe dock]

My report numbers turned yellow

[limpid lion]

ok drop me one

[woven widget]

gotta kill me first

[jagged bison]

is there an up to date interactive map like on the wiki? i cant find one if there is

[drifting scaffold]

darkanddarkertracker.com has an updated one

[humble current]

https://darkanddarkertracker.com/maps is the best one, but it's not 100% updated i think

[jagged bison]

are there markers to see where stuff is?

[somber crown]

Are the servers being weird rn

[jagged bison]

i cant load into a match

[somber crown]

I can only play like 10 seconds of a match before it freezes for 30 seconds

[brisk topaz]

Did they mention anything about druid this next wipe?

[drifting scaffold]

yeah you toggle them on and off

[prime wing]

yo anyone know when wipe ?

[pastel escarp]

Anyone have notes from the stream?

[still nexus]

wheres a good place to go for purple gold bowls?

[brave folio]

There's a ranger called hurensohn22 and cleric Icastdisastrousheals who are blatantly cheating in EU ruins duo atm, be careful

[gaunt oracle]

PVE piles and gold chests

[brave folio]

report them if u see them

[still nexus]

this is a damn good shout thanks

the legend of the pve purps

[gaunt oracle]

yessir

[dense wolf]

do west serers have juicers

[sudden shoal]

yea

[sudden shoal]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MKyHOZ6XrWUd0pIBLmC-cKoH0MR6u60BZX_k-xz9Xo8/mobilebasic

[molten arch]

love how much hot shit this game serves up daily , todays hot shit menu item , no sounds when loading into s2r

[queen anchor]

I highkey just killed the midnight stag

[sudden shoal]

photos or didn’t happen

[queen anchor]

i have a clip

i have head of the midnight stag on me

how much is it?

[sudden shoal]

you lucky basstard!!

[queen anchor]

plz

im not out im in S2R

[sudden shoal]

post it in fan art

[queen anchor]

people everywhere

[agile laurel]

u sell it to vendor, its like 50k

[queen anchor]

collectors will pay extra no?

[gaunt oracle]

cheapest on market is 70k

[agile laurel]

whatever vendor u think idk i never got it

try em all idk

[strange cipher]

Most likely

[queen anchor]

Its too large of a file for dc

1,5 minutes

send it to darker doses?

[strange cipher]

Prolly

[sudden shoal]

or just take a screenshot of it

bro, you got lucky though that’s like shiny odds you should go buy a lotto ticket

[manic echo]

does echo of screams still drop? if so from which boss?

[wind juniper]

big colossus

[manic echo]

ty!

[mild wagon]

does frozen gat key only drop from wyvern?

[queen anchor]

i cant send ss here

[errant isle]

No, lions, and coffers, and yeti, I think 1 or 2 more places

[strange sage]

skele champ, ornates

[errant isle]

Ahh yes

[gaunt oracle]

keys dont drop from minibosses anymore

metal chests (not marvelous) and bosses only

[errant isle]

Really. Gold chest? And lions? And the coffers still?

[strange sage]

oh, lame

[errant isle]

I probably found way more keys from chests though than mini bosses anyways

[gaunt oracle]

and the small ones that can be locked... bronze ornate and the other one

[errant isle]

Nice, thanks!

[pallid slate]

whens next wipe

[mighty blade]

Whats the tavern master emote/reward?

[wind juniper]

frozen gyat

[wind juniper]

green torch

[sharp hill]

the 28th

[wheat plinth]

anyone else hard lagging now after the update?

[gaunt oracle]

Early Access Season #9 will start on April 28, 2026. #📢announcements message

[crystal isle]

bro wtf is torchbound vault I have never seen that before

[timber orbit]

want a hint

or just the answer

i can do both depending on how much help you want

[crystal isle]

Hmmmm I guess just the answer

[misty lichen]

shpd-13 spreading like crazy

[crystal isle]

Jesus solos is just invis rogue spam cancer

So wild that people actually find that fun

[strange sage]

always has been

[wind juniper]

you have to chuck a torch in the spinning mechanism above the door, i think it has to clear it and hit the back wall? idk what the specific trigger is but it’s fosho torch chucking

[crystal isle]

ehhh there was an era where they weren't >50% of the population but idk when that was tbh

[crystal isle]

interesting

[wind juniper]

the door can eat your torches sometimes

[strange sage]

yeah because they were playing druid instead

and doing basically the same thing

[crystal isle]

[drifting scaffold]

it has to land on a floor switch

[fickle ermine]

oink

[wind juniper]

i figured this was the case but had no way to prove it 😂 , i just know that it generally has to clear the whole thing otherwise the door eats my shit

[stark bear]

haven't played in months, is the game playable?

[junior cedar]

its ok

[drifting scaffold]

losing the torch

[wind juniper]

uniqlo

[pulsar cove]

I hope they do something big to bring more players back next wipe games in such a good state

[wind juniper]

freedom arena

what if barbs could swing at wizard's fireball like a baseball and knock it into the stratosphere

[elfin rose]

did dev qna already happen or is it today

[sudden shoal]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MKyHOZ6XrWUd0pIBLmC-cKoH0MR6u60BZX_k-xz9Xo8/mobilebasic

[elfin rose]

epic thanks

[covert obsidian]

bug when killing druid in rat form their body disappears and the sound of the cougar form keeps going off near death location

[arctic kite]

What s2r?

[lucid crown]

@mystic badge

@lucid plume

[cloud wolf]

outpung

[broken marsh]

WHEN IS NEW CLASS COMING OUT !!!!!!!!!

[atomic schooner]

squire to riches. squire gear only battlemode

[strange sage]

2-3 wipes

expected

[sharp latch]

The bar and kitchen… ARE OPEN!

Sorry for the confusion, lads and (I highly doubt any) lasses.

… (Y’all a bunch of boring NERDS!)

):<

FINE THEN. ILL JUST HELP MYSELF TO THE OPEN TAP TONIGHT!

[median beacon]

I like beer

[whole basin]

11m to find a match is insane

is this game only playable solo now?

[gaunt oracle]

nobody random fills with gear on

[sharp latch]

GOOD! Ale or stout?

[whole basin]

i can understand that i just want to pvp

idc if there geared or not

[sharp latch]

Then buy a Nintendo switch and play smash ultimate

[whole basin]

it just sucks doing 1v1s the whole time

[gaunt oracle]

good options are squire to riches mode or queue for solos in norms or HR

[sharp latch]

Ye’ve been doing it wrong the WHOLE TIME.

[sharp latch]

Ale or stout?

-wine sip- what’re we having!?

GET SOMETHIN’ WILL YA!?

Lmao

(Seriously, a one person rp is just a MONOLOGUE)

and I don’t play the damn game.

I’m literally here JUST for the tavern. And the mods don’t seem to give a damn

[median beacon]

i will have 20 ale please. no need to serve them one at a time. i am not larping. it is time to drink beer

the mods dont even play the game

[sharp latch]

ROFL, oh? I Can larp, i cosplay, i do … EXTRAS… ;D BUT ONLY FOR PAY!!

-rolls the half keg- there’s yer 20 pints!

You’ll have to tap it yerself though

[misty grail]

did they say when they are going to increase the loot

[sharp latch]

And that’s not my problem, noob

I’m only here for the food and the beer.

[random laurel]

i just saw The Midnight Walkers has 50 playercount rn 💀 do we think Mistfall hunter will go like this as well ?

[sharp latch]

-nonchalant wine sip-

[sharp latch]

Hell if I know. I don’t even play the damn thing!

I’m the ironically NOT an NPC.

[random laurel]

hmm?

[sharp latch]

I’m an actual person.

Ye want my backstory or what?

[random laurel]

i dont fcking care about your life dude

[sharp latch]

I’m a woman, first off.

[neat bone]

cani play arena with bought iteams?

[sharp latch]

And secondly, I don’t give a damn about your shitty little game!

[random laurel]

then why do you tag me and try to have a conversation with me ? you're weird, stop talking

[sharp latch]

I only ended up here because I wandered here by complete accident!

[sharp latch]

BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY REPLIED

Not my fault you’re on my line.

@carmine void OYYY! I caught one!

[arctic tree]

What the sigma

[sharp latch]

I’m the barmaid, howdy.

I have no interest in the actual game. Only in the tavern space!

[arctic tree]

Quick someone give her a development role

[sharp latch]

LMAO

I’M HERE FOR VIBES AND BEER

[arctic tree]

You’ll be in charge of adding backpacks

[sharp latch]

I own a Mac, bruv.

[gaunt oracle]

I like Dwarfs

[sharp latch]

I’m legit NOT playing the game.

[gaunt oracle]

yes

[random laurel]

i just saw The Midnight Walkers has 50 playercount rn 💀 do we think Mistfall hunter will go like this as well ?

[arctic tree]

https://tenor.com/view/rasputia-latimore-eddie-murphy-oh-hell-no-no-no-finger-wag-gif-17581839

[sharp latch]

That CHEAPSKATE was telling me off, I tell ya!

I’m not liking that MULCH-SOUL in my tavern!

Moor-SALT, whatever the name is!

At least I can say Rood nice and easy.

And if youse all don’t like me here? SIC A MOD ON ME, please!

[carmine void]

When fish

[sharp latch]

At least they’d be more helpful!

[sharp latch]

I had a cheapskate on my hook earlier!

Not much of a consolation prize, I admit…

Well, regardless!

[wind juniper]

real party finder coming soon tm dw

[sharp latch]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-cerveza-bier-bayern-bavaria-gif-4488906184524920254

HUMBUG! Brother!

[wind juniper]

salutations auntie

[sharp latch]

I saved the good stuff just fer youse!

[still nexus]

normal gold chest finally got me one. pve piles on the other hand made me about 20k in collector-quest blue treasures on the market :)

[sharp latch]

and will I be seeing any of that!?

I’m not pouring here for nuffin ya know!

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[misty grail]

did they say when they are going to increase the loot

[still nexus]

you may have one 20th of my spoils barmaid

[sharp latch]

Fair!

(and it’s all hypothetical, of course; I’ll never play this actual game)

[random laurel]

they never said

[dull portal]

what happened to report a cheater channel

[sharp latch]

Now it’s all lumped with the bugs

That part I DO know!

[distant flicker]

• Impact Resistance has been removed from Weapon Guard, and Action Speed of 5% has been added.... ahh i dont like that

this guy has enough action speed lmao

[dull portal]

it says to use report a cheater channel to submit

[sharp latch]

… sounds like you need a good brew of minimum ABV 5%!

[sharp latch]

… #report-a-bug https://discord.com/channels/988365908009447485/1071628538391830719

[primal night]

please buff sorc, weakest arena class

[sharp latch]

I’m only the barmaid, doll face.

Now besides humbug and the 20 pint man… who else is having any tonight?

I’m just trying to do my own job here.

[primal night]

cringe

[sharp latch]

I’m on a Mac and don’t even play your damn game.

I’d give the backstory but you don’t care I bet!

https://tenor.com/view/jenna-ortega-light-skin-stare-jenna-ortega-light-skin-stare-eyebrow-raise-jenna-ortega-eyebrow-raise-gif-16699716355596951965

So you DONE being a judgy POS?

… good

[primal night]

why are you here then?

[sharp latch]

… backstory time!

I accidentally wandered in here thinking that it was Dungeons and Dragons but with a twist. Or with some… erh… “Alternative” vibes. For those who know, you’ll understand. Otherwise, DO NOT ASK.

ropes, latex, you get the idea.

… then I found out it’s actually an entirely different game, online, on PC ONLY.

I was already here, I might as well see what the people here were like.

Some are completely irreplaceable. @wind juniper my bro!

[stiff zodiac]

what in the world

[sharp latch]

THEY ASKED B

[wraith dirge]

hey does ur gear u bring into PVE mode come back?

why hasnt mine come back yet

[primal night]

I truly should not have asked

[random laurel]

did u do the goblin quests?

[wraith dirge]

no

its supposed to come back in PVE no matter what

[sharp latch]

always damn goblins!

[wraith dirge]

ive done half of them

[primal night]

Match probably not over yet

[sharp latch]

Or worse: GNOMES!

[wraith dirge]

ive died before on purpose to get out of it

[random laurel]

maybe wait a bit more

[wraith dirge]

and its currently got my fulg i died to get out of it

and hopefully its not eaten

[normal remnant]

looking for a 3rd for arena with a decent purple gear

[random laurel]

did u fall in the void?

[wraith dirge]

i got it

[primal night]

I would not risk artifact even knowing you get it back lol

[sharp latch]

Da-daddy? Ew.

[normal remnant]

play what you want we want combat practice

[random laurel]

so true

[normal remnant]

yes my child

[sharp latch]

Bro, are you even a millennial?

[wraith dirge]

yea but its not a big deal

if lost

[strange sage]

it does

[primal night]

you are too rich for your mental health

[wraith dirge]

i got it back

[sharp latch]

https://tenor.com/view/hohohoho-snobby-snooty-posh-laugh-gif-19373621

[strange sage]

as a bot whose died to lich like 5 times in PvE with a full bis viola bard kit, i can confirm you get gear back 100% in pve

[wind juniper]

gear fear on a guaranteed return is crazy

[sharp latch]

@wind juniper this is ABSOLUTELY FLATLINE DEADASS INSANE!!

Even my BENZ is choking!

[wind juniper]

the rich get richer 🥀

[primal night]

[sharp latch]

Oh hon…

I’m not like the heathens.

It’s why I know I’ll likely end up broke.

[primal night]

Pls stop being cringe

[sharp latch]

I care too … much.

EXCEPT YOU. YOU ARE THE KIND I CANNOT LOWER MYSELF TO CARE ABOUT

SALTY, just STOP

[random laurel]

dont reply to that person, probably an old dude in his 50 after 5 bottles of vodka 💀

[fiery aspen]

SDF's alt

[sharp latch]

Oh? Would you like to see the truth? I’m a millennial woman in her early 30s

[sharp latch]

Don’t even know who that is

[broken heron]

women dont play video games 😮

[sharp latch]

FOX ONLY, NO ITEMS!!

FIGHT ME!!!

[broken heron]

ladys with class play video games 😮

slay queen!

[sharp latch]

Exactly.

Allow me to change BACK to my normal title

[primal night]

i don't see any class here

[random laurel]

spot on

[strange sage]

women arent real, theyre a goverment hoax to control men fr fr (wardens this is a joke pls no ban)

[lunar palm]

Any big strong boys want to kill cyclops for me uwu

[strange sage]

its cyclops

[earnest nebula]

please nerf ranger is stupid

[strange sage]

we cannot be that down bad brodie

[wind juniper]

cyclops is the big strong boy

[sharp latch]

POWER, RANGER!

Nya-hah.

[sharp latch]

;3 come on, I think that was kind of clever.

Btw, are ppl here completely spineless? Or do ppl actually VC? Or -GASP- cam up!?

[wind juniper]

this server is like alcatraz i highly doubt people even have the auth to cam up

[drifting scaffold]

something inappropriate would happen within 5 minutes

[wind juniper]

that's generous

[sharp latch]

… that sounds like a boy problem.

[unreal garnet]

people might pull up clown emoji on their phone and show it on cam 😱 cant be circumventing censorship now, can we??

[sharp latch]

Well, better than showing actual inappropriateness

Like willies

Johnsons or other euphemisms

[wind juniper]

i'm sure there would be no shortage of willies shown

[sharp latch]

Because I don’t trust any of these dinguses to behave properly

[crystal isle]

Alright hear me out... New artifact for Flanged Mace called "Lightbringer" where when you hit someone they get smited with a dreamfire-like spell only it's yellow so it's like a holy beam of sorts

Yeah I cooked I know

[sharp latch]

https://tenor.com/view/scruffy-futurama-seconded-agree-relaxed-gif-7431109

… what he said.

[crystal isle]

that was worth the click

[sharp latch]

You’re welcome

[crystal isle]

Damn Tavern chat is popping lol

[random laurel]

mostly drunken old dudes talking tbh

[sharp latch]

I’M NOT A MAN.

[crystal isle]

Uhm

[primal night]

sure

[stiff zodiac]

what do u think a tavern is

[crystal isle]

Thats nice I guess 🙂

[random laurel]

i mean usually people are talking about the game and not drunk

[crystal isle]

I AM A MAN

[sharp latch]

Cool!

[crystal isle]

Thank

[sharp latch]

WHATEVER

[sharp latch]

THANK YOU!!!

[crystal isle]

I want some of whatever Maple is smoking

[sharp latch]

I’m not much of a smoker… hate to burst that bubble

I’m on LOADS of other stuff, but I don’t smoke it.

[crystal isle]

I want some of whatever Maple is injecting

[sharp latch]

ROFL

[crystal isle]

Dwayne

[primal night]

ok i am confident it is not 40--year old man

it is 12-year old boy

[sharp latch]

I’m neither.

[primal night]

may bee girl

[naive apex]

Probably

[sharp latch]

I’m a 33 year old WOMAN

Ffs. I’m getting my headset!

[crystal isle]

Quick everyone scatter!!

[sharp latch]

AW HELL NO

[random laurel]

still convinced its a 50+ old dude, you cant be writting well at 12

[crystal isle]

https://tenor.com/view/blobby-alpha-cool-gif-19414171

[sharp latch]

I’M A WOMAN

[wind juniper]

uh oh salty she wants to vc with you don't get scared

[naive apex]

Who ever has to say I am a women is just a weird old man or a a twink

[sharp latch]

OR ELSE I HAVE A BIGGER RACK THAN YOU HAVE A SACK!

[primal night]

I am not afraid of boys with voice changer

[crystal isle]

Well... I would shure hope so

Balls that big cant be healthy

[sharp latch]

I’m not using any of that crap. I DONT KNOW HOW

[still nexus]

it's pretty inconvenient ngl

[primal night]

I personally am a fun of small breasts

[random laurel]

cool story bro

[crystal isle]

[sharp latch]

Ok, Twinkie.

[wind juniper]

not according to south park

[still nexus]

lol

i had this really irritating argument with a guy over whether or not south park is a real place

[random laurel]

ok send a voice message proving ur not a 50 yo dude

[sharp latch]

Mocks real things & people.

[crystal isle]

🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 ℹ️ 🇱 🇺 🇻 🇺

[wind juniper]

lil paul uwu

[naive apex]

Jo why is the word f3mboy banned xD

[crystal isle]

Damn she hit you with the bruh

[sharp latch]

Because he’s also about as stale as the rest of hostess’s products: A TWINKIE!

[naive apex]

My grandma can use ai better than u

[sharp latch]

I’m not even using, BREH

SO WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?

[primal night]

Most obvious voice chnager i ever heard

[naive apex]

Jooo look at that twink yapping

[sharp latch]

You’re just jealous I’m the closest thing to an irl female you losers will ever obtain.

[crystal isle]

Im boutta smoke a j but I cant decide what to play

[sharp latch]

https://tenor.com/view/tohsaka-laugh-fun-fate-kaleid-liner-prisma-illya-anime-gif-17608096

[primal night]

sure

[primal night]

sorc

[random laurel]

like we even care about it

[lime shale]

So voice changer

[crystal isle]

nuh uh

[naive apex]

Maple u still have to learn a lot about catfishing

[sharp latch]

i don't.

[lime shale]

Sounds exactly like a twitch streamer with one of those anime vr thingys

[naive apex]

My young padavan

[crystal isle]

Maple can you be my dark and darker kitten

[random laurel]

EXACTLY XD

[arctic helm]

Why is the clown emoji the most used emoji in the announcements? Is the game very bad?

[naive apex]

I can teach u

[crystal isle]

Its become a meme at this point lol

[still nexus]

can we just take a second to discuss how ridiculous it is that 10 TEARS OF THE MOUNTAIN gets you a SQUAT?

[sharp latch]

I never asked, dweeb

[lime shale]

Games gone chat

[naive apex]

I can be your kitten daddy

[crystal isle]

[lime shale]

She never asked

[arctic helm]

Is it a meme? I thought people just didn’t like it.

[somber oar]

when are arti arenas starting?

[naive apex]

Lil saint the goat

[crystal isle]

She ignored me this is just like real life

[strange sage]

[errant isle]

Full blue bis barb and druid teaming and talking trash to me because im not running straight at them to win. Humans are so silly!

[random laurel]

just cuz update is bad

[strange sage]

women are temporary, gambling is forever

go gamble your lifes savings at the casino

[crystal isle]

You know what you're right! Im going to go lose some money!

[molten arch]

Instead of anything meaningful like promised classes from 2-3 years ago or new stuff let's rework inferno , wow you guys really want the game to die IM

[strange sage]

brrrrrrrrroooooodie theyre doing both

[crystal isle]

Aside from Monk what are you refferring to?

[arctic helm]

No wonder the announcements get so many clown emojis.

[wind juniper]

tbf they got a point, this fleshy shit we got now doesn't scream inferno

[strange sage]

theres multiple devs working on different things

[sharp latch]

I made it on the spot, and i'm in vc rn

[crystal isle]

Damnit there are no spots!!!!!!!!

Im missing the face reveal!!!!!!!!!!

[naive apex]

Bro really thinks his ai voice changer is good the test I always do is asking if u could speak deeper or like a selebrety so the ai voice cracks

[rustic void]

does shield mastery work with longsword on fighter still?

[strange sage]

no, read the perk

[random laurel]

no one care bro

[crystal isle]

"Always do".... how often are you finding yourself in this predicament

[primal night]

game is pretty much on life support at this point, sdf clearly pulling resources to his next fever dream

[sharp latch]

you done?

[naive apex]

Quite often if u scout for victims on catfish servers xD

[crystal isle]

Bro your pfp jumpscared me

[lime shale]

Alla yall being so aggressive

[random laurel]

no? why would i ?

[lime shale]

Tone it down like

[crystal isle]

Im not! 🙂

[sharp latch]

YAAAAWN

gorillaz is chill

[crystal isle]

😄

[lime shale]

Ik I’m talm bout you maple

[strange sage]

ive said nothing but the TRUTH

[lime shale]

And the other dude

[sharp latch]

TO... ME.

nah. you stop the negativity TOWARDS me.

[random laurel]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[lime shale]

Me?

[crystal isle]

Noooo

[lime shale]

Son

[crystal isle]

I just missed my chance

[naive apex]

Maple stfu this is my chat now I m the biggest e kitten here

[crystal isle]

[sharp latch]

how about NO?

[lime shale]

You see what I mean like

[naive apex]

How about do a flip

[lime shale]

Bro its not that important

[naive apex]

Sorry my saint I have failed u

[strange sage]

the women are arguing, guys hop on the ps5 its our chance

[lime shale]

This is a discord server

[sharp latch]

do a damn barrel roll

[cedar flume]

here me out dwarf trio?

[crystal isle]

Are you joking or seriously?! This is the most important moment of my week!

[lime shale]

Bruh

Its literally just a girl

Chill

[crystal isle]

Brother we are joking around

Anyway back to it

[naive apex]

There are no girls in this chat

[crystal isle]

PLEASE SOMEONE LEAVE TAVERN

[lime shale]

Lol

I met too many people on discord down bad

[strange sage]

bro is so down bad, he might be in inferno rn

[random laurel]

nop, this is not funny

[lime shale]

Js tell her go to another vc

[crystal isle]

You bet your bottom dollar

[strange sage]

nobody has said that but you, and you forced youself into the convo

[crystal isle]

No Im too shy!

[naive apex]

Yes it is not many things make me smile that does

[lime shale]

Is that the one where its flipping blood everywhere

[crystal isle]

Nop

[random laurel]

i did not, at first i came here for a discussion, but the weirdo came at me for some reason

[strange sage]

yea

[primal night]

I am commander shephard, and this is my favorite kitten on the citadel

[sharp latch]

nobody needed to see my BF in his undies

[crystal isle]

Your WHAT?!

[sharp latch]

DID I STUTTER?

[lime shale]

Lol bro’s hopes were shattered

[crystal isle]

[strange sage]

you replied to them first...? is this like some low tier ragebait?

[crystal isle]

Its over for me now I dont know what I will do

[hallow lagoon]

I just got yet another amazing inferno portal steal and double grief as a wee lil rogue in S2R. Good times 😂

[random laurel]

all i said was "hmm?"

[sharp latch]

NOT QUITE