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what?? wasnt that just battle royale?
Patiently waiting for Bark Park the extraction game where you play as dogs
or were there things you can take out?
It's totally possible I'm remembering wrong. It's been many moons
A battle royale where you could take out and bring in loot would be cool
Make it so geared people drop into a different location than non geared somehow
squire to riches anyone? need 1
do new quests drop weekly?
Mhm, next batch should be tomorrow night
Not even that just stop having people spawn next to me lol. Didn't we just increase map sizes xD
Or maybe not night, I'm EST so it's at 7pm tmrw
There are functions for it in Discord and web tools as well
The next set of quests are set to release <t:1770940800:R> at <t:1770940800:t>
Yeah just would be a convenience rather than using Google or something else. Would help since so many timezones play the game and ALOT of people don't google search on there own
Oh cool how did you do that
Will be also some patch ?
Google Discord Timestamp Generator
Nothing is confirmed, but it's a possibility
Ty will remember that one
It is the night they normally do patches
Sadly no one here besides the devs who don't use this chat could answer that with certainty
And the few who might know prob are not allowed to discuss
Chyunkus said they are looking into tuning Whirlwind, so if we see a patch, it will likely include adjustments to Whirlwind among other things
It's possible we also see adjustments to other perks/skills since people have had time to make builds and pit them against each other in the Arenas
Workshops I personally am not expecting until at least a few weeks after Marketplace opens, but maybe they'll surprise us
I just pretend it's not there and If it releases during the season it's a win
I'm sincerely impressed with how much they got out this season

But I agree I expect class tuning. Just don't wanna make promises I can't prove. And yes I like this season. Ww and disarm sucked but last season they all just screamed about druids. There's always SOMETHING
Anything more is just bonus to me. I think they did a stellar job delivering on new content plus stuff for Fighter and Barb
Can definitely see where all that time went since S7
well im off this game till they freaking nerf barb and halberd riposte dmg
every single game i die getting 3 tapped by a barb... i WISH i was joking.
sdf is typing?
whens wizard nerf?
is arena out yet tonight?
today is wednesday
fire colossus farmers: is it possible to block/evade phase 2 and 3 splash dmg from melee without a large blocking surface? im on longsword
parry on every weapon is dumb
why do you say that
makes shield useless, some weapons have really base dmg, and for some reason riposting is better than using shield with shield mastery? why’s the point
so what you're saying is shields should just get a buff to compensate
Not at all buffing shields wouldn’t do anything. There’s absolutely not reason why weapons like bardchies or halberts that already have a big hit box when blocking get a parry just bc
sorry, why would buffing shields to be better at blocking than weapons not fix anything?
skill issue holy
best change they have done
best of joke of the wipe
I’m gonna quit this game
Agreed. Getting in a 1v1 with someone else who tries to block and parry? Some of the best fights iv ever had
And when they just w key at me they die ugly
that’s probably the greatest part of this season; the playerbase can tell where the development time went clearly
i feel like a very big problem with season 7 was how big a developmental hurdle the water map was for a team not experienced enough or sizable enough to be prepared
Do quests get released on Thursdays or Fridays?
Unless the devs give me 500 restones im seriously gonna quit
it left the game and wipe itself feeling rather lackluster for us, who only knew of the time we waited
Thursday @ reset
Don’t push me cuz I’m close to the edge
What happened to arc? If this games got you this bent out of shape take the break man. This isn't worth raising your blood pressure over...
I wish teaming was actually a punishable offense, so tired of it. It's actually so shameless rn and yet I've never heard of anyone being punished for it
Yeah all you can do is shame them on voip. There gonna fart on your corpse but they know there shitters
Not ideal for sure lol
So depressing to make a kit then just lose it like that lol
Teaming should be allowed rules are dumb as long as you aren’t hacking.
Sandbox games are superior like arc raiders. I think the player base says it all.
arc raiders and the 14 dupe glitches it has
And guess what happens when you cheat
They unban you 3 months later lol
Haha you definalty love this game 
Maybe I don’t love it but I have played a pretty good bit since pt 2
I really wanted Nexon to bankrupt them so they had to sell it to competent devs
Nothing good ever happens though
w stream
hai kam
hey toasty
to any other potential PVE enjoyers out there looking for a fun build... get on PDR melee sorc with spell merge util. this shit is SO fun
boss has a mechanic you don't feel like doing? iceblock
see something shiny on a floor above you? lightning dash
Not light bringer toasty are you?
nope!
My report numbers turned yellow
NERF riposte damage
for a fun time, type in the search bar: from: onepiecetim "nerf"
then try the same with "buff" instead
brother you got 6 pages of nerf requests with 0 asks for buffs since 2024
perhaps a little introspection is in order
Game dead or not dead
Buff penguin
Iv seen certain people cough cough swole who complain about balance issues than proceed to ask how to kill troll with warlock xD its like mann you don't get a serious opinion on balance yet lol
Not that my search history would come up clean. I came unhinged when they removed solos
that awkward moment where i forgot a pickaxe and im looking at tidestone ore in the middle of the map
My report numbers turned yellow

wait for someone else to come and mine it, kill them
you lied ):
2 pages of buff
date of last?
im done with the quest atleast, so it's just for extra crafts
you right, I must not be high enough. my bad
ceremonial dagger droprate does need buffed tho ngl
he did in fact ask for a buff today. thats on me
asking for a ranger buff is wild tho
good idea to stock up on it yeah. Every freaking purple neckpiece requires it
this game is fucking straight shit. 310 speed sorc getting caught by a full plate barb... it makes no god damn sense
Buff penguin
How about a big THANK YOU to SHIRTLESS OLD MAN
did he have iron will?
i was just running from him i didn't want to fight
Wsg yall its my birthday today
?? how

u tell me, thats what im saying he caught up to me, without throwing frannys or nothing
you got gapped brother
apparently so. the ms in this game makes 0 sense
anyone know what to do with token of honors?
got a bunch and no clue if to sell em or
quest, keep it
also for crafting, but the craft sucks massive ass, so just keep it for the quest
is there still a quest for artifact or was that forever ago
long gone
but we dont know what the final rewards are currently
as not all the quests have unlocked yet, so you never know
but artifact drop rates are pretty high this wipe anyways
ahhhh okie cool beans
been swapping between pve and pvp for quests and stuff
havent seen a single artifact so hopefully one day
where do you find the green gold goblet?
wow im so glad that PDR monsters are back but this time they get free +5 all!!!! great balancing!!!!
question for any smart people, if the stingray boss is nonstop running into the wall, like swimming into it, is he regenning when he does that like cyclops bug or is he still killable
does everyone have a locked marketplace
yes\
what is the best way to get maggots
7days?
yup
whirlwind barbarian pdr fighter simulator
they still dont balance test patches
i cant use a fire spell under water but you can throw a grapple under water hello??? @proud copper
Let flies lay eggs in your open wound.
Or try zombies.
better be a damn good balance patch cause oh boy this is so boring to play
i just bought 24 donuts for 30 cents
W
donuts day is the best lul
Wtb 3 tidestone ingots. Dm me with what cha want

how can I give my stuff to the homie
i just got a 3 day ban for no reason at all I need to speak with your manager
get rid of ssf
hey is there a can i speak to someone that runs the server i need to report a person that you might want to kick
dm @inland rampart
que snipe each other on pve and drop him the stuff
who is it
i gort there user id but when i try and find them on this server i dont know who they are but its seems like a bot thing or something i just wanted to let yal know about it
and the list shifts way to much for me to find them on it
Whatever change they've done to the uncommon jewlery quests they need to revert. It takes way too long to complete such a basic quest now trying to find the right rarity of items that used to drop so much more
wirlwind is so boring zzz..
can I only bring back skull keys from high roller?
yea yea if no nerfs are coming to that im taking a week off xD
tbh i’m on my week off rn lmao, The range on it is crazy.. just pop rage and run at kids in solos 😭 You can hardly counter it unless they hard misplay. with potion chugger too? Unlimited reset ability while just holding a door
when space map, we have water map i want a space map too
and yeah you can say “just bait it out” then what? box a 160+ hp 2 tapper ?😭
I want to swing zweihander in space
good looks
Ahhh got it.
solos is unplayable and sadly i only got 1 friend who plays hr cuz all off them find hr to hard
Fr, it better shake up the whole meta, I can’t do another season of the same boring comp.
LOOKING TO BUY 1 GREEN GOLD GOBLET. will pay 3 obsidian ore or 3 other ore of your choice (besides tidestone dont have it)
LMAO valid sometimes a break is the real balance patch.
its even worse now
whirlwind is aids and pdr monster is back and better than ever with +5 and +10%pdr/phys bonus
Yeahhh, that sounds miserable when the tanky PDR stuff comes back, stacked with bonuses, it just turns into a hit-a-brick-wall simulator. No wonder it feels worse now.
love running into the same guy running a different fulgor everyday that isnt found by him
streamer spotted
its not a steamer hes just buying gear
during ssf which is so cringe
you can tell it comes from the his wallet when every found by name is "shu998"
Who is pual
pat chnotes is here
HOLY SHIT THIS UPDATE ISNT GARBAGE
whirlwind my beloved
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FK I JUST DID MY DAGGERS TOO XD
@gleaming badger I know what you are 🤨
fighter buff and very strange spell stride change
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w patch
W spellstride change,
HOLY gold storage
paul is the W guy, keep it up bro
the dungeons are healing
barb nerf wasnt enough, just remove the class. same with cleric
I really thought this game was going to be the next biggest thing 3 years ago
it could have been
tavern healed ❤️🩹
I scream as they pull me into the insane asylum
@neon lynx please change something about wizard i am begging you. we are completely forgoten about. at this point ill take any small change just to change this up. please this is awful.
cry babies got their way again
whirlwind is still wallbang
Strongest class, quit whining
found the loser press one button to spin to win player
W patch again???
They killed the game for me and like this is the best patch I’ve seen since pre patch 69 but idk if should he back into it. Is it worth or just boring gameplay with op strats and hella grinding
me when i cant press q and e and win the game
🤣 balance and balancing was never gonna be what it was supposed to be
why was disarm buffed lulo
they were like the apex devs for like 2 years
finding new and innovative ways to ruin the game every patch
2 cry babies instantly, prolly cried about disarm too huh?
wait is this guy actually crying about whirlwind lmfao
w patch
w update, good job iron mace

W update
do you think whirlwind will still be cringe?
i do think that blocking pole weapons need to be adjusted on their ripostes (bardiche, spear, quarterstaff)
they all do rather massive damage especially with a riposte and have much larger block zones than they appear to
it will always be cringe it's whirlwind
Devs be cooking
Solid patch 😁
:c
yep looks very good
W patch
nice to see them do some good changes
Give it a week and druid will be buffed
I’m glad they are getting some QoL updates in there too
when bard nerf
NO WIZARD CHANGES? ITS BEEN 1 YEAR IRONMACE
PDR monsters are back and need a little reeling in i think
W change other then not fixing whirlwinds actual problem
So do whe still gonna have arena tonight ?
No
just give up bro i quit on wizard a while ago
sorc is the new wiz 
yes
W PATCH
They say 20 feb but can whe still gonna be able to play arena for fun to play it that my question
and btw sorc and rogue gonna be every Where now 🥀
which is what?
wall bang
good gold storage and market limit update
that you can just hold doorways with it and not hit the wall. It should stop if it hits a wall
Yeah, I feel that the patch sounds solid, but if it’s just OP strats and grinding, it might get boring fast.
does this not just make the skill like borderline unusable in most environments though
No
how
Thanks I’ll prolly come back when whirlwind isn’t so busted
did you mean the consequence of using a large 2 handed weapon?
Wish granted, fireball no longer does splash damage
PAUL
wouldnt it be useless then?
listen I agree with that sentiment, but if they want the skill to function like at all bro it can't really stop when it hits wall I mean like half the game is doorway combat
W PATCH
no, theres plenty tof giht
Yes.
then dont fight in doorways if you have whirlwind
same consequence of using a falchion, you dont fight in doorways
then make it faster lmao
what map do you play bro I feel like you only feel this way if you play water map or maybe ruins
goated update again
perma crypts
We don't do wizard buffs around here
and I use a halbard, there is plety of spots you can fight
wait so ddo we get pvp arenas tomorrow?
whirlwind gonna be free opportunity for pommel strike fighter post change
fighter needs to be reeled in
57%+ pdr and 50% phys power bonus is not good for the game
it already was
yeah i know haha
what does pommel strike do
this feels like goal post shifting, swinging the falchion and the halberd in a directed swing is not the same as spinning your giant two handed weapon in a huge AOE around you
after the change, legit you'd have to be asleep to miss it
cutthroat for fighter
silence, ms reduction, damage, cancels whirlwind and other abilities and debuffs when cancelling an active ability
that seems op? But i dont see anyone use it
only works with a 1 hander primary equiped tho
What a patch
🫃all I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Why cant we get cheeked up preggoblins? Better yet, why cant we get wizards that are even OLDER and VICIOUSLY CLOSE TO DYING OF OLD AGE, but with FRESH LATE-TERM preggar bellies, with no blemishes and perfect skin, while the rest of their bodies are sucked in like raisins, as if the preg was draining their life force, and with even LONGER white beards, whiters and longer and older, just there defensless in the cold stone cobblestone crypts, just so scared and so alone and wishing and praying for atrong goblin arms to wrap around them and hold them and keep them safe.
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME🫃
soemtimes, the hidden door in the Destroyed Tower(where the skelly champ is), doesnt open not from the outside not from inside. thanks
pretty fast strike, hitting with the hilt of a one handed weapon, was already easy to react to barb whirl, now it will be crazy free
people dont use it because it requires one handed weapon being used and meta as of recent had been halberd n stuff
people tried to counter whirl with disarm but shit has been buggy or inconsistent, pommel is consistent
Maybe Ill be fighter
I'm already fighter
What about barb?
I'm already barb
Ill be druid
Nerf druid!
Youre right so, bard
I wanna be bard
I guess ill be wizard
I'm already wizard
Then I'll be warlock
I already chose warlock
I have an idea
Whats your idea?
You should be
I'm not gonna be fighter
w patch
ye which is why it's not being ran by every fighter hehe
halberd gets nerfed x2 the day i start using it of course 
barb spins cry
Invoking a power greater than myself
Brother Matias of The 9th — 1:25


does it works with shield?
yes
yes it does
people to busy reposte farming rn tho
that guy is the best
i wonder why you started using it
yourboyblinn has a vid about it
He is my hero and I miss him
iron hammer are you seriously?...
.....who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spifer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a pots.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im dieed to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he pots, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.
why was warlock buffed???? and barb nerf????????
you cheeky ragebaiter you
cuz spin is skillless
Yeah, exactly, I mostly play Water and Ruins, so the meta there makes it feel way more stale.
Barb was nerf because hjm is too beef cake and I kept being too focused on how muscular and hot he is to play properly
There nerfing ww. Have we decided what to freak out over next?
no. u needa be able to move ur mouse
W Paul
tf
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riposte nerf to two handers is very not fun or good
barbarian spin made it so every lobby is full of rangers and wizards rn
Ahh got it that’s a brutal kit full control plus damage and utility all in one.
Updated the attack patterns for the Fire Colossus.
does it fart now?
was needed, i was 2 tapping barbs and fighters
@hexed adder so you let us work on arena kits to have fun on the weekend while keeping the timer up then say it wont open? L move mate
This patch is such a w
yeah its great now only daggers do that
W patch
hopefully its 24/7 arena
W patch fr
w pat
W pat
rest of the patch is very nice, but why close arena when you do something good ;.;
...?
Ah okay.
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Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in-game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed back 14 days?
**Please reconsider this decision and bring the arena back as originally scheduled. Making an announcment to let players know its been opened prematurely. ** A lot of players were genuinely looking forward to it.
Thank you.
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in‑game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed forward 14 days and closed early!
Please do not reconsider this decision and keep the arena closed as it now is, while making an announcement to let players know it ended ahead of schedule. A lot of players are genuinely happy about it.
Thank you.
I'm so glad this game is dead and dying
Yeah 😄 that makes sense.
lol they actually did this shit again? arenas closed until market open?
Can’t get the skin drop now if no one can stream 😭
Doom and doomer chuds when
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SDF it's me your only player.
All this time I've been creating accounts to play dark and darker to give you what you could never have, an illusion of success.
But I think this has gone on too long and I have to end the operation.
To prove this I will be sending this message from all my alt accounts at once right now.
🛑‼️ ATTENTION CITIZEN‼️ 🛑
YOU🫵 HAVE BEEN 🔍 FOUND PROTESTING 🙏
🙏
📉 —🔟
🇸 🇴 🇨 🇮 🇦 🇱
🇨 🇷 🇪 🇩 🇮 🇹 🇸

Invoking a power greater than myself
Brother Matias of The 9th — 1:25


My report numbers turned yellow
Ahh why?
my report numbers turned into a kangaroo court
also SSF is over once the arena opens, so we can trash our SSF kits and rebuild with market yay
whos Pat Chnotes?
🛑‼️ ATTENTION CITIZEN‼️ 🛑
YOU🫵 HAVE BEEN 🔍 FOUND PROTESTING 🙏
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GOBLIN MERCHANTS BACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO
Another banger of a patch as usual
Finally I can continue dark and darker dating sim bow that my pookie has returned
Maybe now can advance to pregnant stage?
a great guy, bringer of news
if they did it wont be they first time they do not care like that
Looking forward to learning a bit more dagger parries with the extra incentive
Invoking a power greater than myself
Brother Matias of The 9th — 1:25


highkey he cooked with this one
Was thinking the same
ye i dont expect anything, still wanna let them know that they devalue their own SSF by removing the last arena weekend before its open market. Also theres so much stuff to test now after the balance changes that i don't even know which of my kits i wanna run lol
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in‑game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed forward 14 days and closed early!
Please do not reconsider this decision and keep the arena closed as it now is, while making an announcement to let players know it ended ahead of schedule. A lot of players are genuinely happy about it.
Thank you.
finally feels like we re doing 2 steps forward and no steps back
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in-game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed back 14 days?
**Please reconsider this decision and bring the arena back as originally scheduled. Making an announcment to let players know its been opened prematurely. ** A lot of players were genuinely looking forward to it.
Thank you.
baby steps
dont overexaggerate, just 7 more days bruh
again they wont care, not about player experience or count. they care about the progress of whatever theyre testing and the vision
ngl druid silence needs to be removed
legit hard counter to wizard
yep as always - hail the vision
nah bro leave poor druids as they are rn let them suffer
what silence?
fuck them druids bruh
shittiest class ever, most cancer playstyle
not right now
any class that can reset instantly without consequence and evade that quickly like come on
The game is just pathetic I've played since the 2nd beta and quit at S3. The dev's are incapable of making a balanced game so they have to appease the player base of who are the die hard fans so certain classes are better than others. They simply can not make it so that each class has even a chance(PvE or PvP). Look at rogue it was too OP now its worthless. Fighter was great then its not. Wizard was horrible and Sorc is better like they can't make up their mind. They listen too much to these losers spamming emojis instead of actually having a brain and deciding how to make a game.
wheres all the druid mains who said they would still play the class if it wasnt op? think they all gone lol
It's been an hour without Dark and Darker, and I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the servers were down. I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of kiling myself. I survived on the feeble hope that wizard will be buffed soon. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny; without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best RPG in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, desperately watching #1257956652225925131 every second, and I am very worried. I used all of my money on the seasonal DLC. I bought my 19th mana sphere and got an artifact for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be down for any longer, because if it does then I'll go insane again... breaking my mouse, chair, keyboard, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I met my amazing girlfriend there. In the Goblin Caves, I was circling a giant centipede when I saw this amazingly attractive goblin. She was so cute, I almost wetted my BiS plate pants. I texted her home later then tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she sent a 🧌 emoji, then I got nervous. We then met in the Gathering Hall and made out. After that, we went on many dates to the Crypts, where we adopted 2 skeletons named repoze and PartyChip Recently, I switched to barb and took them to Forgotten Castle, and the kids found an ultimate ruby. Me and my girlfriend had our child in the depths named sdf. After that, we third partied a team, but then a rogue landmined me with a Kris Dagger.
xD
i mean i got bodied by 2 playing as wizard
It’s been exactly 420 hours, 69 minutes, and 1337 seconds without Dark and Darker.
I can’t breathe. I’ve tried staying calm, but every second without the game feels like a dagger through my soul. I woke up smiling, only to be greeted by that cursed maintenance message—and everything went downhill from there. I haven’t eaten, I haven’t had water, I haven’t even blinked. I’m just sitting here… waiting… suffering.
I started talking to my furniture, asking them to queue into Goblin Caves with me. My dog doesn’t recognize me anymore. My mom asked if I was okay and I replied in proximity chat. Dark and Darker isn’t just a game—it’s part of who I am, it’s my religion, my purpose. Without it, I feel myself fading away.
I stared at my monitor so long I swear I saw a Death Skull blink. I started looting my own room out of reflex. I opened the fridge thinking I’d find a blue portal.
Please, Ironmace… bring it back… before it’s too late.
Life has no meaning without darkness… and nothing is darker than Dark and Darker. #stopbeeinlessgeh#1257958626610384938teamsucks#cringeandcringer#tyforwaiting4honfridaynight#bestdevs#stillwaiting#hateyouall 🇼 🇪 🇱 🇱 🇼 🇪 🇱 🇱 🇼 🇪 🇱 🇱
rare encounter! chances of encountering midnight stag are higher than this
Ah, another beautiful day of bear grylls wild animal attack simulator. I load up the game and put on my 50k warlock kit thinking "Surely after this much grinding, I must be able to win some fights with my gear right?" I find some teammates in lfg and load into the game. We're clearing skeletons and zombies when suddenly, one of my teammates calls out, "CHICKEN!!!!!". My entire body freezes in fear. I take off my shirt and start to run away, but it does not matter, the panther has already smelled his prey and is leaping through the air towards me. I press Q in a panic, but I am silenced, removing any counterplay I may have had. As I pull out my sword, I am already dead, my 50k kit gone to feed the chinese dinner.
cant wait for weaponsmith quest available on wipeday to kill 3 midnight stags in one game and extract
I predict
@unreal garnet Too many emojis.
would be hilarious if they ever did a quest involving it
bruh
@unreal garnet Too many emojis.
new quests going in with this update?
this is not consistent
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ngl that would be the wipe i dump questing and actually exploring shit and just go into highroller 24/7 and make bank off pvp
@unreal garnet Too many emojis.
are the new quests coming with this update?
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@unreal garnet Too many emojis.
i still dont know what value the stag adds to the game, ik its involved in GK lore but besides money theres nothing about it if you do finally find it
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Maybe Ill be fighter
I'm already fighter
What about barb?
I'm already barb
Ill be druid
Nerf druid!
Youre right so, bard
I wanna be bard
I guess ill be wizard
I'm already wizard
Then I'll be warlock
I already chose warlock
I have an idea
Whats your idea?
You should be
I'm not gonna be fighter
wait its in the game?
ye lol
wtf where
wait so arena isnt going to be open tilll the 20th?
forest B module, ruins 1:10.000 matches encounter chance and has 2 drops, 1 like 5k the other 20k gold iirc
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in‑game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed forward 14 days and closed early!
Please do not reconsider this decision and keep the arena closed as it now is, while making an announcement to let players know it ended ahead of schedule. A lot of players are genuinely happy about it.
Thank you.
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in-game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed back 14 days?
**Please reconsider this decision and bring the arena back as originally scheduled. Making an announcment to let players know its been opened prematurely. ** A lot of players were genuinely looking forward to it.
Thank you.
bruh, what did you expect, not getting countered by your direct counter (times 2)?
why maintence?
wait so arena is closed till the 20th?
why dark and darker?
why tf are there direct counters of any kind in this game
its 99% of the time i see a druid an i just make the decision to leave before they see me, alternatively try and 3rd party but even that failed
bugs and spectral chyamp could be kill without him moving in all modes
@simple peak is just spreading misinformation don't listen to them
why wouldnt there be
, like are we deadass?
I'm gonna report you for lying abt me mfcker
what dou mean?
so sdf feels like a frigging god roaming the dungeon 😎
also remember your playing solos, the ultimate rock paper scissors mode
im saying ZERO counterplay, i cant outrun a druid, i cant out dps a druid, i cant go toe to toe with a druid, i cant really do anything as solo wizard its bad enough
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in-game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed back 14 days?
**Please reconsider this decision and bring the arena back as originally scheduled. Making an announcment to let players know its been opened prematurely. ** A lot of players were genuinely looking forward to it.
Thank you.
Ah excellent, still barbarian and fighter meta shit upodate dog debs
unless devs are trolling, yes. im assuming they want people to take their gear into the dungeon. like they werent going to in a week anyway. just ruining ssf for nothing
you can tho, buh pull out ur sword and just out dps poor panther
🛑‼️ ATTENTION CITIZEN‼️ 🛑
YOU🫵 HAVE BEEN 🔍 FOUND PROTESTING 🙏
🙏
📉 —🔟
🇸 🇴 🇨 🇮 🇦 🇱
🇨 🇷 🇪 🇩 🇮 🇹 🇸
build hp theres no true now
pdr
isnt it still going to be epic's tho? i have good kits im not going to take my bis into the dungeon anyways
Yeah, I get that
it reopens after market opens
you re forgetting its a gear game your counterplay is gear
I love Ironmace so much. As soon as I open my eyes in the morning I'm greeted by the poster I have of Grays profile picture hanging above my bed, which is adorned by a Dark and Darker graphic comforter set. I get out of bed and slap my feet on the ground, which I have modified to produce the bare feet slapping dungeon noises from the game. Euphoric from the noises of my own stride, I equip my I Sold My Sister For Videogames shirt I got from JC Penny in 2005-- It's the only shirt I've ever owned. I begin my ritual of climbing out of Neophyte III. It's Day 854 of my climb.
Staff mastery + ignite is what you should be playing in solos as wiz anyways
the fuck i genuinly made plans with my buddys to play arena tomorrow night lol this is so dumb

Yeah, looks like it’s closed until the 20th, gotta wait it out.
they need another week to figure out how to work water map into the arena rotation
Maybe Ill be fighter
I'm already fighter
What about barb?
I'm already barb
Ill be druid
Nerf druid!
Youre right so, bard
I wanna be bard
I guess ill be wizard
I'm already wizard
Then I'll be warlock
I already chose warlock
I have an idea
Whats your idea?
You should be
I'm not gonna be fighter
whats the workshop that he is talking about?
dont like bonk wizard but fine ill give it a try
ye same, now we can just sell the kits cause we gotta replace the stuff with ruby and gold pieces etc
workshop is similar to training. a section of the UI that says "coming soon"
Oof, yeah, that sounds brutal solo wizard’s got no options against a druid.
sadge
LOL, you think they are going to listen
when will servers return?\
if its not obvious he is just ragebaiting lol
Let me let you in on a secret
(Its a copy pasta)
did game go down?
From like a year or two ago
It's been an hour without Dark and Darker, and I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the servers were down. I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of kiling myself. I survived on the feeble hope that wizard will be buffed soon. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny; without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best RPG in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, desperately watching #1257956652225925131 every second, and I am very worried. I used all of my money on the seasonal DLC. I bought my 19th mana sphere and got an artifact for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be down for any longer, because if it does then I'll go insane again... breaking my mouse, chair, keyboard, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I met my amazing girlfriend there. In the Goblin Caves, I was circling a giant centipede when I saw this amazingly attractive goblin. She was so cute, I almost wetted my BiS plate pants. I texted her home later then tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she sent a 🧌 emoji, then I got nervous. We then met in the Gathering Hall and made out. After that, we went on many dates to the Crypts, where we adopted 2 skeletons named repoze and PartyChip Recently, I switched to barb and took them to Forgotten Castle, and the kids found an ultimate ruby. Me and my girlfriend had our child in the depths named sdf. After that, we third partied a team, but then a rogue landmined me with a Kris Dagger.
ye maintenance, good update tho (besides the arena part, L SDF)
Swap to your weapon instead of casting against a panther. Boom, free win
It’s been exactly 420 hours, 69 minutes, and 1337 seconds without Dark and Darker.
I can’t breathe. I’ve tried staying calm, but every second without the game feels like a dagger through my soul. I woke up smiling, only to be greeted by that cursed maintenance message—and everything went downhill from there. I haven’t eaten, I haven’t had water, I haven’t even blinked. I’m just sitting here… waiting… suffering.
I started talking to my furniture, asking them to queue into Goblin Caves with me. My dog doesn’t recognize me anymore. My mom asked if I was okay and I replied in proximity chat. Dark and Darker isn’t just a game—it’s part of who I am, it’s my religion, my purpose. Without it, I feel myself fading away.
I stared at my monitor so long I swear I saw a Death Skull blink. I started looting my own room out of reflex. I opened the fridge thinking I’d find a blue portal.
Please, Ironmace… bring it back… before it’s too late.
Life has no meaning without darkness… and nothing is darker than Dark and Darker. #stopbeeinlessgeh#1257958626610384938teamsucks#cringeandcringer#tyforwaiting4honfridaynight#bestdevs#stillwaiting#hateyouall 🇼 🇪 🇱 🇱 🇼 🇪 🇱 🇱 🇼 🇪 🇱 🇱
I replied to the arena thing not that garbage
ayo devs making actually good change?
does this mystical technique work?
Yeah that's what I meant
The arena message is literally a message I pulled from like 2 years ago when the stuff in that message actually happened
still relevant as ever
Yeap
why does surgeon still only sell bandages
I dont ever expect sdf or graysun to listen to shit here lol
tavern protests are dumb
Iron mace with a good patch? We are so back
does any1 know what magic type giant jellyfish is weak to
did you read the notes? rogue got a small dagger buff and riposte dmg increase
Ah yeah, still epic, so no need to risk your best gear in there.
Ah, another beautiful day of bear grylls wild animal attack simulator. I load up the game and put on my 50k warlock kit thinking "Surely after this much grinding, I must be able to win some fights with my gear right?" I find some teammates in lfg and load into the game. We're clearing skeletons and zombies when suddenly, one of my teammates calls out, "CHICKEN!!!!!". My entire body freezes in fear. I take off my shirt and start to run away, but it does not matter, the panther has already smelled his prey and is leaping through the air towards me. I press Q in a panic, but I am silenced, removing any counterplay I may have had. As I pull out my sword, I am already dead, my 50k kit gone to feed the chinese dinner.
Rogue got nothing because parrying with dagger is impossible and the rogues damage could be increased by 10 and it would still be trash.
still epic true but people will just buy better stuff off the market than what you got right now
I love Ironmace so much. As soon as I open my eyes in the morning I'm greeted by the poster I have of Grays profile picture hanging above my bed, which is adorned by a Dark and Darker graphic comforter set. I get out of bed and slap my feet on the ground, which I have modified to produce the bare feet slapping dungeon noises from the game. Euphoric from the noises of my own stride, I equip my I Sold My Sister For Videogames shirt I got from JC Penny in 2005-- It's the only shirt I've ever owned. I begin my ritual of climbing out of Neophyte III. It's Day 854 of my climb.
@unreal garnet Too many emojis.
fruties gotta be the most AIslop annoying
Here! I still play, I actually like the changes
Need me apples
Youre the one with the ai slop comments lmao
I'm pulling copy pastas others wrote
This is pure blooded flesh and cringe
sweet:P i enjoy that the only druids i see are penguins farming stuff on water map
🫃all I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Why cant we get cheeked up preggoblins? Better yet, why cant we get wizards that are even OLDER and VICIOUSLY CLOSE TO DYING OF OLD AGE, but with FRESH LATE-TERM preggar bellies, with no blemishes and perfect skin, while the rest of their bodies are sucked in like raisins, as if the preg was draining their life force, and with even LONGER white beards, whiters and longer and older, just there defensless in the cold stone cobblestone crypts, just so scared and so alone and wishing and praying for atrong goblin arms to wrap around them and hold them and keep them safe.
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME🫃
No buff for surv bow dmg 💔 or making it have more armor pen... my grass shooter shall stay a grass shooter
L Ai slop am i right guys
Canada wants you back man
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Good patch W
I love the game, i just Wish there were more Maps and no water map
good patch just needed surv bow dmg buff 💔
Invoking a power greater than myself
Brother Matias of The 9th — 1:25


Absolute legend, Day 854 and still grinding with full ritual vibes.
Fr fr its a hard knock life but someone has to do it
good for bard dangerous for ranger
especially since true dmg is gone
Just give rogues 2 handers and call it a day tbh, I wanna landmine with a hammer
As a ranger surv bow one trick i just want my baby back. i do like 5 dmg to ppl i swear xD
Ah, another beautiful day of bear grylls wild animal attack simulator. I load up the game and put on my 50k warlock kit thinking "Surely after this much grinding, I must be able to win some fights with my gear right?" I find some teammates in lfg and load into the game. We're clearing skeletons and zombies when suddenly, one of my teammates calls out, "CHICKEN!!!!!". My entire body freezes in fear. I take off my shirt and start to run away, but it does not matter, the panther has already smelled his prey and is leaping through the air towards me. I press Q in a panic, but I am silenced, removing any counterplay I may have had. As I pull out my sword, I am already dead, my 50k kit gone to feed the chinese dinner.
true!
So sorceror can equip just about anything now? awesome!
Imagine, a dwarf rogue invised with a warhammer named GhimliTheBootyLooter
Talk about terrible timing, your plans just got wrecked.
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in‑game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed forward 14 days and closed early!
Please do not reconsider this decision and keep the arena closed as it now is, while making an announcement to let players know it ended ahead of schedule. A lot of players are genuinely happy about it.
Thank you.
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in-game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed back 14 days?
**Please reconsider this decision and bring the arena back as originally scheduled. Making an announcment to let players know its been opened prematurely. ** A lot of players were genuinely looking forward to it.
Thank you.
SDF please add a rubber mallet for rogue so I can bonk people on the head with a squeaky sound, then drag them back to my rogue goon cave. I will then goon on their feet. Thanks for reading SDF.
what the frock
Sorry this was suppose to be a dm how do I delete?
Open market early???
W update
Im gunna need divine protection from whatever the hell I just saw
🫃all I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Why cant we get cheeked up preggoblins? Better yet, why cant we get wizards that are even OLDER and VICIOUSLY CLOSE TO DYING OF OLD AGE, but with FRESH LATE-TERM preggar bellies, with no blemishes and perfect skin, while the rest of their bodies are sucked in like raisins, as if the preg was draining their life force, and with even LONGER white beards, whiters and longer and older, just there defensless in the cold stone cobblestone crypts, just so scared and so alone and wishing and praying for atrong goblin arms to wrap around them and hold them and keep them safe.
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME🫃
Some sticky toes...
Fax
@hexed adder how's tavern servers progressing?
Yeah, it’s tough, but someone has to handle it.
Hope you don't mind this is getting added to the copypasta list
Certified banger
This is suppose to be dm for SDF how do I delete please
🍼 👶 does somebody need their milky wilkies and a pat on their back to soothing their tummy ache?
You aren't allowed over bards with 40% action speed abusing that shit
Yes
W patch after W patch lets goo
Dw if we post it exactly 100 times it'll get deleted
Oh shit my bad gng
You really out here asking for peak morbidly imaginative goblin wizard content… I feel you the game’s missing some truly cursed but oddly wholesome vibes.
i definetly would do just that if they buffed it
So are we getting an SSF season? Because of the new merchant affinity thing and workshop feature?
no, we are not even getting an SSF start lol
are we getting more quests with the update?
Same survival bow feels like you’re doing nothing while everyone else just melts faces.
yes, either with the update or later today
isnt it ssf right now?
okey thx
Just imagine the possibilities
yea it is but they canceled the last arena weekend before SSF ends so the peak moment of it just got poofed
W gold storage update
can we just end ssf early?
End sdf early
Id honestly be fine with an ssf only season if the workshop feature is nice
the gold change is a huge W, finally no need to go to the trading post ever again - worst place to be haha
end SSF early and make arena crafted/ found items only. IDK why they ever removed that from the game
Sdf when can we get a foot job emote?
yea idk why buying stuff for arena is even a thing, thats too easy
I’m just going to take the L
just pulled a chest yesterday and now its even better 👌
good timing, W
Open market and arena then turn squires to riches into a ssf mode pls
i miss farming gold and crafting arena gear every reset for bis rolls. Now you can just buy a bis kit
yea the whole process of building the kit from scratch is quite fun, idk why they put in a way to get around the entire game pretty much
iron hammer are you seriously?...
.....who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spifer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a pots.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im dieed to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he pots, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.
@unreal garnet Too many emojis.
I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT
Less Ice Mastery - More Fire Mastery
Less Double Jump - More Thrust
Less Whirlwind - More Iron Will
Less Disarm - More Taunt
Less Judgement - More Smite
Less Dissonance - More Fermata
Less Evil Eye - More Curses
Less Shapeshift - More Sun and Moon
Less Wind Spells - More Fire Spells
Mechanical variation is... LAME!!!
Numbers go up is.... FUN!!!
NUMBERS GO UP
NUMBERS GO UP
NUMBERS GO UP
I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT
also keep in mind how expensive logs are - people will just lumber spam till they are in bis xD
how expensive are logs? I didnt even know they were worth shit
Marketplace genuinely ruins the game, it doesn't help out newbies it makes everyone minmax bissed and every item just becomes it's gold value instead of something good for you
W patch
500g a piece almost the epics, you can get 2k per run just doing that for 5m ins
Though I did buy like 30 of the 250 bags and now they hold 500 lol
open market early plssssss
bruh holy lame
yep and thats what the SSF kits gotta compete with once market opens up, super lame lol
see if logs were expensive AND arena required crafted or found gear that would be ok
peak wipe for me was grinding gold from goblin caves bosses and selling it all for arena gear crafting
is it only me or @neon lynx is better than @proud copper
ye sure thing, idm them making the economy more casual friendly and improve ways to get wealth but keep arena seperated from this or it will just be a logging competition
nerf logs price
some people would take it as sarcasm but ye i also enjoyed that quite a lot
@unreal garnet Too many emojis.
I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT
Less Ice Mastery - More Fire Mastery
Less Double Jump - More Thrust
Less Whirlwind - More Iron Will
Less Disarm - More Taunt
Less Judgement - More Smite
Less Dissonance - More Fermata
Less Evil Eye - More Curses
Less Shapeshift - More Sun and Moon
Less Wind Spells - More Fire Spells
Mechanical variation is... LAME!!!
Numbers go up is.... FUN!!!
NUMBERS GO UP
NUMBERS GO UP
NUMBERS GO UP
I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in-game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed back 14 days?
**Please reconsider this decision and bring the arena back as originally scheduled. Making an announcment to let players know its been opened prematurely. ** A lot of players were genuinely looking forward to it.
Thank you.
♥️🇨 🇴 🇲 🇲 🇺 🇳 🇮 🇹 🇾
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in-game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed back 14 days?
Please reconsider this decision and bring the arena back as originally scheduled. Making an announcment to let players know its been opened prematurely. A lot of players were genuinely looking forward to it.
Thank you.
Invoking a power greater than myself
Brother Matias of The 9th — 1:25


the dopamine from hitting a good craft roll was peak
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in‑game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed forward 14 days and closed early!
Please do not reconsider this decision and keep the arena closed as it now is, while making an announcement to let players know it ended ahead of schedule. A lot of players are genuinely happy about it.
Thank you.
haha hell yea, gotta get that grimmies rolling - was rocking the (almost) full ruby drip on the wiz and cleric that season, took so long to build but arena was fire
Smh dark and darker has mining already
Bring my pickaxe to the dungeon and diggy diggy
Now next step
Dark and darker bed wars
I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT
Less Ice Mastery - More Fire Mastery
Less Double Jump - More Thrust
Less Whirlwind - More Iron Will
Less Disarm - More Taunt
Less Judgement - More Smite
Less Dissonance - More Fermata
Less Evil Eye - More Curses
Less Shapeshift - More Sun and Moon
Less Wind Spells - More Fire Spells
Mechanical variation is... LAME!!!
Numbers go up is.... FUN!!!
NUMBERS GO UP
NUMBERS GO UP
NUMBERS GO UP
I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT I LOVE MATH I HATE MOVEMENT
@unreal garnet Too many emojis.
guys i dont think gray sun can change anything in game u need sdf
OH mY gOd iTs tHe rEal sbF
SDF it's me your only player.
All this time I've been creating accounts to play dark and darker to give you what you could never have, an illusion of success.
But I think this has gone on too long and I have to end the operation.
To prove this I will be sending this message from all my alt accounts at once right now.
Squirrelbrain Druid Fan cant help either
ssf clearly isnt retaining players, open market early
ok do that i bet
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Sdf isnt retaining players
dont think its the best idea to annoy everyone that grinded a lot in SSF, numbers will drop xd
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in-game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed back 14 days?
**Please reconsider this decision and bring the arena back as originally scheduled. Making an announcment to let players know its been opened prematurely. ** A lot of players were genuinely looking forward to it.
Thank you.
It makes me super fucking sad arena isn't going this weekend
@unreal garnet Too many emojis.
@simple peak Too many emojis.
sub 8k players the number has already dropped
How dare you use my own spells against me
Succulent Data Farm isnt going to deliver the vision you hope he might
Succulent you say?
open market + arena and make squires to riches into a ssf mode = everyone's happy
you and me both buddy I've been looking forward to it all week
BTW sick neck tattoo if that's u
It's been an hour without Dark and Darker, and I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the servers were down. I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of kiling myself. I survived on the feeble hope that wizard will be buffed soon. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny; without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best RPG in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, desperately watching #1257956652225925131 every second, and I am very worried. I used all of my money on the seasonal DLC. I bought my 19th mana sphere and got an artifact for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be down for any longer, because if it does then I'll go insane again... breaking my mouse, chair, keyboard, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I met my amazing girlfriend there. In the Goblin Caves, I was circling a giant centipede when I saw this amazingly attractive goblin. She was so cute, I almost wetted my BiS plate pants. I texted her home later then tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she sent a 🧌 emoji, then I got nervous. We then met in the Gathering Hall and made out. After that, we went on many dates to the Crypts, where we adopted 2 skeletons named repoze and PartyChip Recently, I switched to barb and took them to Forgotten Castle, and the kids found an ultimate ruby. Me and my girlfriend had our child in the depths named sdf. After that, we third partied a team, but then a rogue landmined me with a Kris Dagger.
It is me yes, thank you but God it's kinda in bad taste for them to tell us like right before it's supposed to open up?? ):
Welcome to dark and darker
Balance fix for all classes
Remove all weapons and armor from game🤔
Fists🤜 and Cheeks 🍑 only
Cheek And Cheekier
sigh
Its funny this happened like a year or so ago which is where this comes from:
Hi Graysun,
Many of us have spent the entire week farming specifically for the arena, watching the in-game countdown and planning around it. As of last night, the timer was on track — down to the final hours. But today, without warning, it’s been pushed back 14 days?
**Please reconsider this decision and bring the arena back as originally scheduled. Making an announcment to let players know its been opened prematurely. ** A lot of players were genuinely looking forward to it.
Thank you.
Idk yall stupid, they said a while ago that real arena wasn’t opening until the 20th
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I know but at least let us still play it, I don't really care about the rewards or whatever atm
That'd be too convenient
no arena and no market = no fun
@unreal garnet Too many emojis.
Pretty sure it gonna be playable same as weeks before
im excited to see how they work water map into the arena rotation
@simple peak Too many emojis.
Are you sure? I may be misunderstanding but I think it said it's closed.
“Optimization improvements to The Firedeep.
• Improved performance issues for maps that have water.”
Why you improving the issues? Tf?
The season arena hasent start but we was able to play 2 last week's so ig it gonna be the same
It's pretty cringe a lot of people were hyped to try out their SSF kits in arena and we got baited. Now every nerd can go buy a full bis kit for arena with no effort when it comes out
cinema
but this time it specifically says otherwise
I'm confused now. Read the end of announcements. Did I misunderstand?
Arena is dumb anyway its all about Dwarf rogues hiding in plain sight and stabbing you in the gonads with my +2 damage castillion LMAO
Uh okay mb didn't saw that so idk i hope they still let us play
Yeah, I think it's cooked twin
anyone remember what class that would get some love after this season ?
No arena is absolutely ridiculous, what’s the point?
sdf gone and paul is fire?
rogue cleric and I think bard were next on the list
Tbh i see no reason to just close arena so lets Hope its just a misunderstood
was it not rogue ranger then bard cleric ?
To damage the playerbase's interest in the game
What else
I genuinely don’t understand the hate. Ironmace is doing what no other dev team has the guts to do, stripping away fun, progression, and player agency to give us something pure. Removing random modifiers? That’s not a flaw, that’s design philosophy. Now you don’t play for loot, you play for enlightenment. And forcing trios? Absolute genius. It teaches social skills, emotional resilience, and humility as you get deleted by a squad while loading in solo because your friends have jobs.
People crying about “no reason to grind” clearly missed the point. There’s never been a reason. The grind was a lie, a test. And Ironmace just freed us from the illusion. No dopamine, no payoff, just raw, unfiltered pain. That’s peak gaming.
Meanwhile, SDF is sitting in his cave, levitating off the fumes of our collective tears, watching us crumble while he sculpts yet another W patch. You’re not supposed to enjoy Dark and Darker. You’re supposed to endure it. If you want fun, go touch grass or boot up Minecraft. This is digital misery distilled into art, and I, for one, am grateful.
it was not the smelly ranger class. it was def rogue/cleric. unsure on the 3rd. It was mentioned as a set of 3
I love Ironmace so much. As soon as I open my eyes in the morning I'm greeted by the poster I have of Grays profile picture hanging above my bed, which is adorned by a Dark and Darker graphic comforter set. I get out of bed and slap my feet on the ground, which I have modified to produce the bare feet slapping dungeon noises from the game. Euphoric from the noises of my own stride, I equip my I Sold My Sister For Videogames shirt I got from JC Penny in 2005-- It's the only shirt I've ever owned. I begin my ritual of climbing out of Neophyte III. It's Day 854 of my climb.
well as i remember it. it was Barb fighter start of season ranger Rogue mid season and then cleric and another class next season
Balance fix for all classes
Remove all weapons and armor from game🤔
Fists🤜 and Cheeks 🍑 only
Cheek And Cheekier
Nvm you're right. It's "Rogue/Ranger" then "Wizard/Bard" went back to check the interview. Unlucky clerics, idk why ranger is getting one before them.
thank you ❤️
why is WIZARD getting one before them
Wiz is bad
It has no playstyle variety
Like 2 good builds
does anything?
Wiz is aids. class is unkillable outside of getting the jump on them unexpectedly
ya the amount of wizard spells we have 3 years in is diabolical
good thing 2 fire balls kills me
like every other class. and wiz has bonk wiz, hybrid, and caster
ya if they nerfed it wiz can do nothing instead 🙂 theyd have to add spells....
give like +2 memcap to base casters, thanks
Gotta love their 2 shot spell with the massive aoe and hitbox doesn't even require aiming at the target to win with
100% love not being able to do anything against one
Yup
Gotta get over this mindset of "why this class and not that" most classes have 2-3 viable builds and nothing else
Atleast they're trying 🤷♂️
after how long?
whyd it take them this long to do changes people actually want
Lawsuit
only reason I play the fkin game lmao \
Not that hard to figure out

Same, the only reason I’ve been in the stale ass raids to get gear for it
This update seems good
when exactly did they pause work?
?
weeks? months?
open market open arena ssf is boring
someone doesnt wanna grind for gear and just buy it all off the market
No point in grinding for gear if i cant sell it

Where can I farm copper?
"Damage amount based on weapon part is now applied when performing a Riposte." Can someone smarter than me explain this a bit more?
Goblin caves first floor
golbin caves or ruins golems. I got like 30 ore from them
ripostes didnt previously have sour spots
Is copper guaranteed anywhere in goblin caves?
ohhhhhhhhh thank you!
really? 100% damage no matter what?
if you hit someone with the handle/hilt of your weapon it doesnt deal full damage, that now applies to reposte
used to be the case before this patch, yeah
part of why the halberd was so popular
Broken
oh that makes sense why all of a sudden every fighter I saw was running the Halberd
the reduced speeds for certain weapon ripostes was good too, they were kinda fast lol
halberd riposte was too op
BETTER NOT HAVE TOUCHED MY MAGIC STAFF
inshallah halberd and bardiche will do 3 damage
EIGHT SECOND DISARM AM I READING THIS RIGHT YOU CAN PRESS Q ONE TIME AND HIT THEM AND THEN THEY CANT ATTACK FOR EIGHT SECONDS???
🥀
They have to riposte you
I tried but couldnt get into it, plus you need an empty spell slot
end ssf open arena pls
i think its 8 seconds it remains active on the fighter when you use it not the disarm debuff
im gonna leg and or headshot you if you hold for a parry lol
reading abilities of a seashell
they def need to add a no spell button to the center of the spell wheel lol or maybe its balanced that way idk
oh nvm, no you have 8 seconds to use it, you dont disamr for 8 seconds
doesnt sorc have that or wiz?
I love it, Really gives bonk wiz an extra edge in the fight if youre good at blocking, and I already loved the block of the quarterstaff so this is just the sme
i could be wrong but i don't think so
the range is so short though sadly
inshallah akhi, there is no baraqah in a onetap bardiche
but cleric and warlock dont have that
i was hoping for more keybinds, instead we are getting this #game-discussion message
This was so close to being clever let it cook just a bit more next time lil bro
🤣 🤣 ^
does disarm count on shields
smh can't wait to see console players in my lobby, sike you thought they would figure out crossplay
"lil bro" you cant even read right
Sorc has a specific slot to attack with their hands since they cast with both, Wiz needs an arcane source to cast so you just have to have an empty spell slot to block too
This guy doesn't know the definition of insanity, bro have you even played far cry 3
update up on steam, #nodelay
they call him 007, 0 reading comprehension, 0 attention span, 7 ragebaits in #tha-tavern
interesting, didn't know that
Not that I know of
theyre putting effort into it either way 🥲 its ggs
idk why you cant just open up spell wheel and then drag your arrow off the wheel to remove all spells and then you can block or something
weapon blocks only
Read Ulysses cover to cover then get back to me.
you aint my professor lil bro
W patch holy
You shouldn’t have to give up a spell slot to block, it’s dumb. But I’m sure they will add QoL for it
The bag changes are goated fs
im hoping as well my guy (i think you replied to the wrong msg tho)
I have so many 250 bags lol, now I have so much gold storage
you don't have to if you use a weapon without casting fwiw, longsword on sorc for instance
gold chests should be worth a whole lot
Give me new fun stuff on Wiz and my life is yours
I can't believe I thought for a sec that you could be clever, if you could comprehend the words on your screen you'd see that wasn't a reply to you
no, you should, that makes it hardcore 🥴
stupid fuck im talking about the guy with the 007 profile pic
Well, yeah. That’s obvious
Ha
today we get the 3 gold coin bags at valentine, w
When ranger buff ??. I wanna be able to shoot nukes from my longbow
But you replied to me also you should still read the book it's really good
midseason
cant wait to 1 shot a barb
with what 💀
Nuclear quiver- All arrows taken from quiver will deal 300 true headshot damage and make the player destroy thier monitor, holds 700 arrows

Barb is the most pure skill range character - you can throw your axe and headshot your enemies and kill them in one hit or miss and you lose your weapon and just die.
Shooting war mauls ain't enough for this guy
man forget that i jsut wanna use a surv bow and it be viable... im shooting pixie dust and wet farts with my surv bow rn
hurt myself more than the enemy when theres a back wind
almost like its not supposed to do a load of dmg
Literal toothpicks
im really excited for the glider suit coming to rogue #dev-qna-archives message
Imagine only being able to throw one war maul ranger gets to shoot 6 before he reloads
it does 10 dmg when im in purples to a squire pdr guy and i put on phys powr and armor pen
crippling shot survival bow ranger is kinda nice rn
Nerf riposted damage
are u expecting to do longbow dmg?
they just did that
buff it twice
Buff wizard hat
wow i havent seen someone put that on ever sicne the change for it to be 1 second like season 2
Lul its way to easy to riposte on every weapon tbh
I'm expecting more than getting hit by a leaf yes
vro its a surv bow
Yeah, it had potential just needed a little more time to land perfectly.
how do you want them to buff it without it being op
Sounds balanced. The guy can never catch you with surv bow so…
nope its a twig with hope and dreams\
Range should be good but should never be the be all -end all for ranged character in a fight. Chunk peoples HP with Ranged and finish them off with your melee.
no shit?
with movement speeds being more limited now it hurts a lot of classes
esp with the loss of jumping velocity
maybe bring both long bow and surv if ur gonna complain
Ahhh yes, I’ll still check it out sounds worth it.
except they use crossbow or longbow and so the pdr with betetr strength stats means they have to hit me 2-3 for my 20+
they did, read the patch
Dark offering + hydrain = success
I WANT A SLING BUFF, I NEED TO SEE PEOPLE WHIPPIN MORE ROCKS IN THE DUNGEONS
Wait who are you
I agree with this actualy. the new weapon is never used by anyone
Just little tweaks or stat bumps, nothing crazy, OP.
Then you use longbow or crossbow if you feel that way
if it gets buffed itll be complained about
I still think it should last 90 seconds, but 60 is way better than 45
I'm a reader and gamer.
and then ittl get nerfed into the ground
true im interested in giving dark offering another try, it was strong before but the added time will be really nice
I have been... still doesnt change from the fact it needs a slight buff to weapon dmg
Oh okay.

You read the Wheel of Time??
the extra 15 seconds on it will also scale nicely with buff duration
It's a series.
yes
none of you can say getting rid of true dmg wasnt a huge hit for a surv bow user as it does very little dmg or stopping power. as such if you get rid of it you should increase it even if its by 1-2
Naw but have you read "The Phantom Tollbook?" thats a classic
Yeah I know.
Ahh true. Before though youd try for 10 stacks and then have to heal and then youd only have like 20 seconds to find someone. Should be better. Doesn't cast speed make your stacks add up faster?
loll maybe i can Finnaly see more artifacts then just Axes and shields on market now
ah yes cant wait for the elven bow to delete me in 3 shots later
What’s going on here, real weird vibes
Have you read it though..
yes
Yeah, I know.
yes
thats actually exactly what im curious about. if the price of elven bows will drop a lot for the fact there no true d,g
holy the economy is about to be so broken this wipe if they are increasing market to 100k listings
if you dont like the surv bow rn why use it?
cant wait to buy a lad 🤑🤑🤑🤑
At next you have cheap bow
is the game dead ?
nah i dont think you get it, everything is about to cost so much more
I'm not anymore i swapped to longbow unless im not trying to get kills and jsut trying to troll ppl. surv bow now has very little kill potential except vs actual bots
Surv bow is for chipping cloth users, not pdr. It does its job fine
Yeah all the gold storage 2x and all the highest value gear(jewelry) made ultra rare AND market gold max increased we will see a billionaire ruling class
feel bad for people who put abunch of poney into pouches for this update to come out
the moiney farm this wipe is WAY too easy
rn im mostly using surv bow to fuck with ppl bossing as a way to still enjoy my favorite bow
Tell us professor
then when they chase i jsut start running in circles
ive been using surv bow its still fine tbh
Tbh I’m not convinced it’s your favorite bow
is game dead ?

do you know how to make 1800 gold floor 1 on ruins with no risk?
I have 6k hours pretty much solely only surv bow haha
tree chop method is unmatched
what class?
so no i will play if no
fighter with zwei... gulp
gobbostein's Cave for millionaires
Yeah what's the player count in dungeon RN
Its not dead
on god it needs like a minimunm 50% nerf
zwei nerfed, no stiletto buff :(
bet
chopping wood needs a nerf, ppl gonna build kits with that sht xD
ah fighters with over 10 strength above me haha makes sense. highroller or norms?
only play hr
logs are so op
That's boring they deserve they're payday
take advantage of it before its gone
logs are infact just money printing machines
They nerf it already no? Now you need ghost kings crown to make a tiny wood statue for some reason??
is mining speed based on resourcefulness?
exactly my point, everyone and their mother knows about that method, I doubled my gold the first night i did trees, a kit about to cost 50-100k minimum this wipe (thats an exaggeration but still)
its not about the statue, that one is just 5k - its about selling blue and epic logs to make almost 2k gold from 1st floor with 0 risk in normals
dont make the figure just sell the wood outright. walk into hr with squire and 1 woodcutters ax get out with about 2k within 5 minutes
can literally listen to music without a worry
and if u die it doesnt even matter cuz ur squire
I refuse to do it but ik how strong it is haha
Fixed an issue where a Treasure Hoard was missing in the boss reward room. can soemone explain what they mean by this
gc?
No gold pile now yes gold pile
the room between banshee and spectral sometimes wouldnt have a pile
ye i also refuse to spam it but others will and this will determine prices etc. so rather nobody does it than all of us feeling forced to do it haha
or did gc's get removed
Well, sometimes there was an issue where the treasure hoard would be missing in the boss room
tbh after the nerf logs are not as good anymore, you can make so much more by just going to uncontested gold chests/lion on floor 1 ruins i stg some chests are NEVER touched
jk im straight lying idk
So sad they made the treasure quest easier right after I finished it
gc's bosses dont have pile since new season on first floor
but they drop mystical gem over 50% of the time and that has a pile
If he wants your wood that bad give it
i mean you can potentially get items worth more doing that, but i can consistently get 1800 gold in squire every single run chopping wood. Plus chest method you have to run rogue or bard, i can run wood on barb and still kill kitted players in squire. idk man econ this wipe about to be chalked as all hell
If you saw my message you now have insider info on what the most expensive item on market will be besides straight bis
cant wait t oget banned for chopping too many trees
that would be hilarious asf
yknow what ima see how long it takes me to fill a full stash of gold by just selling wood
you don't really have to run any particular class to do it tbh but i get you logs are a tiny bit simpler
He's bragging about chopping wood as barb. With 12 res
as soon as servers are up im hopping on bard and farming trees hr
ill see you there on my ranger
My tm8 killed the spec night last night and when we got downstairs the pile did not exist so I am glad to see the patch for that was litterally hours later. W Patch
i mean if you run other classes you have to bring lockpicks and with no market lockpicks are actually valuable. Id much rather use mine on floor 2 of ice cave than floor 1 ruins
no no it still wont be there
bro its been like that for 2 weeks
you have to wait for blues to open so it doesnt matter how slow the res is, plus its piss easy to find a purple wood axe so it balances out
who knows maybe youll have to watch ur inv
fr I hadnt run into the issue till then lmao mb then
Pocket ticklers unite
theres so many trees ill just farm more to replenish it in 2 secs haha
should take you about 6 runs more or less
sit at the bottom of the map gate and farm tree farmers
Ill farm for the whole lobby
genuinley so op
ah but the gold sotrage got doubles for them all so 12 or less!
afraid to actually get banned for chopping too many trees now
oh yeah so like 12 runs
Aww shucks I didn't even know this that's actually pretty cool. I really think that we should be able to just trade all quest items though bc then rich people have a money sink and poor ppl can randomly hit the lottery like getting a bone powder etc I'm basically Andrew Mellon
but if you cant be bothered to farm the purple logs you can jsut take the blues and get 1500 rather than 1800 gold a run
so you could do each run much faster
lockpicks are spawning like crazy nowadays i wouldn't call them valuable, especially on ruins where you can find them on the ground in certain modules, i have somewhere around 40 stacks of lockpicks rn, and it all came from 15h of playtime this wipe
oh yeah im not that pressed be it purple or blue idc haha
⚠️ ATTENTION⚠️
NEW DARK AND DARKER PATCH INFO
the FRYCOOK WILL BE ADDED🧑🍳
he VERY STRONG💪
can use the SPADULA🍴
the KEDUP🍅
MUDARD🍯
and BRUGER FLIP🍔
I dont see why you would. Youre not exploiting or duping right? youre risking yourself to go and chop that shit exposing yourself for an attack. Its a risk and reward thing
Whats ur guys WC level? 🪓
cant rmb the last time i was jumped while chopping maps just so big now
i mean, I KNOW where they spawn, but for the other players in here who dont know, where are they spawning again??? 
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER??
wait announcements have positive heart to clown ratio, what the hell happened
How do you fix the crashing issue game just instacrashes when I load into matches
good patch
i don't remember the name of the module, but the module with 4 statues guarded by 4 skellies, where you pull one statue's hand and go to a down-room with an elevator
there's a lion/gold chest + miniboss, and a few ore
paul goated
lockpicks tend to spawn LIKE CRAZY in that room, just on the ground besides both the chest and the skeleton that's there
down there is also iron ore where if you farm it just once you get around 10 lockpicks of iron
exactly that too
you find lockpicks down there? I never do, but tbf i dont bother running it all that often
i only ever see rubysilv there
last 5 times i was there, they were besides the skeleton
With the golem in the underground portion?
Big w update les gooooo
its been 2 hrs please bro lemme play
I have a million lockpicks cause i farmed that ore while looking forfr the green ceremonial dagger from the lions head down there
yeah the golem or worm spawn
itll be another 10 hours dw
is it iron on normals or something?
the little square room
thats good for purple rings and pendant so i grabbed htat too but both can spawn at the same time theres 3 spawns
oh so im just rolling hella low rng okay
yeah just go there a few matches on normals or even pve and you will be stacked on picks
Ik people trolling this is the most annoying thing ever, but I will tell you I am actually in the game rn and the estimated downtime timer says 16 more min
80% is still broken btw
anyone have a skinny finger they can drop
its still strong, but with the delay and 80% it might be just strong
@spiral helm are you the ark guy?
no longer should work based on the patch notes, like it would return to the guy that dropped it
no im just a big fan
i swear i used to watch someone with the same name as you
litterally just bend backwards and block they miss 2 if not all 3 swings always
oh ok
not as bad
give barb shapeshifting so he can whirlwind while flying across the map
be happy with what we got😢
i was happy until they closed arena 2morrow;.;
wtf
good patch sdf good patch
just give barb wings so they can fly over the modules until they find a team to ape cx
ill patch up sdf
You have to counteract the donuts by drinking 2 liters of mtn dew
facts, I read that somewhere
Downtime timer says 10 min btw
that sound like a 4chan suiscide method
im pretty sure its supposed to be redbull
OHH YEAH youre totally right
what next 200 ml of vodka ? Or maybe solvent to dissolve sugar
fool of a took, 1 billion mg of south shire pipeweed for you
WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED AN UNEXPECTED ERROR DOWNTIME EXTENDED BY 2 HOURS
what was that
perfectly timed
lmao cx
we in there like swimwear
time to farm up them trees
Paul knocked out the former staff and took matters into his own hands
W paul
buff druid
gj paul!
W paul
they were on time let it be known
paul* was on time
the world needs to hear this
Actually 2 out of the last 3 which is insane
An ON TIME PATCH. What!?
cant connnect
aaanddd no goblin quest
anyone else getting this? My windows defender is saying that this is like unwanted or something
Win32/Caypnamer.A!ml
Quests aren’t out for another 15 hours
quests should drop tmrw am 99% sure
grrrrr
W Paul
Cant get in. Rip me
it be working am in ice caverns
Where is the update for the Steam version?
yeah I don't get update on steam either
Catch me on the bridge smacking people with a hot stick
Damn, the heart clown ratio ❤️
Shit seems we had same plans tonight. East or west coast lmao
crazy they can nerf my shit but i cant unbuy their battle pass smh
battle pass?
anyone got steam update'
W patch wth
Battlepass?
No steam update lol ?
Give us the patch!
tbh whatever servers getting me fast matches 🤣