game-discussion

[atomic nimbus]

ahhh yesssss another delay

[lime verge]

yea 1more hr

[atomic nacelle]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[mint bolt]

deadass theres no way

[slate urchin]

LMAAAAAAAO

[old patrol]

BROTHER ANOTHER DELAY?!

[sacred trout]

yay another "hour" see you tomorrow

[next rose]

lmfao yall leave them alone

[vagrant kiln]

brother

[high briar]

, Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.
classic

[frigid mica]

💀

[viral bay]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[high arrow]

these guys suck

[urban jetty]

W Paul

[clear jasper]

Ahhh Yes delay until im off work

[bitter heart]

this is so pathetic

[blazing kindle]

Came back after a year and looks like devs are still clowns

[real plank]

Soon TM

[indigo vine]

Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

[rugged nexus]

welp another hour i guess

[thorny cape]

yayyyy

[opal patrol]

CALLING IT IN LIKE 25 MINS THEY COME BACK

[faint cairn]

@prisma horizon open pls

[gloomy gale]

all i know, is fighter mains are behind this 100%

[barren elbow]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[icy bone]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[abstract marten]

I couldve slept more

[unreal jackal]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[hexed chasm]

Send them more love guys, they deserved and needed it
#📢announcements message

[upbeat dawn]

THANKS DARK AND DARKER!

[mighty girder]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[mild flame]

lmaooooo please

[worthy bolt]

I need 8 more hours of delay plsss

[frigid palm]

Question, at the end of S7 they played around with more HR PvE mode. took it away with S8 starting so I didn't play. is there a decent PvE mode yet? I REALLY don't want to grind crap loads of money at a snails pace just because I don't like PvP but I like the Concept of the Game.

[kindred marten]

@alpine mural

[dense zenith]

-----------LIBERAL SCREAMS INTENSIFY----------

[slate urchin]

its getting hard to defend Iron Mace

[mossy vessel]

not like this paul... sdf flashbacks

[frank sable]

LMFAO you guys were right 🤣

[tepid sundial]

Why not just actually say it will take 10 hours, people would much prefer that!!

[silent chasm]

omggggg

[vagrant kiln]

i skipped my son's birth to play wipe day and you're telling me i need to wait another hour?

[delicate terrace]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[atomic nimbus]

why not 24 hours delay

[pale ivy]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[viral bay]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[abstract umbra]

and why tf was i rushing home holy fuck

[urban jetty]

Yuh

[ornate valve]

Don’t defend jus smash clown emote

[finite trail]

We got GTA 6 before Dark and Darker Update!!

[indigo vine]

Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

[high briar]

classic dark and darker moments

[tardy mural]

BUT ITS ALREADY UPDATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????

[scenic tundra]

יש פה ישראלים שרוצים לשחק ביחד שהמשחק עולה ? תשלחו לי הודעה

[pure notch]

I love this

[dry trellis]

lets just delay it by another week to make sure nobody gets false banned

[mighty girder]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[full carbon]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[balmy flax]

L PAUL

[rapid dawn]

[potent moat]

who we maining this wipe?

[brisk skiff]

#📢announcements message

[delicate wasp]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[jolly snow]

thought they finally stopped doing this

[slate urchin]

y'all i skipped lunch to take 1hr off my shift to day so i can go home a little early for this

[plucky wind]

pathetic

[atomic nimbus]

BANNEDFORBALLS

[real plank]

SOON TM

[viral bay]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[queen palm]

PAUL HAS FAILED US

[faint cairn]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[ornate valve]

Monk

[wide oak]

i called in sick with diahrrea FOR THIS BULL???????

[brisk thicket]

Read game

[pliant juniper]

Did they ever fix the Water map and all the stupid bugs? Or are they still releasing stupid content and not fixing stuff

[echo nimbus]

Someone tell Pual to stop giving time estimates lol. Just say were working on it

[opal patrol]

WHERES NDA PEG WITH THE NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO SAYING EXACTLY WHATS IN THE PATCH NOTES

[static lotus]

TOUCH PAUL "copy and paste"

[indigo vine]

Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about 10 weeks to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

[keen summit]

SO MANY RETURNING PLAYERS AND THESE FKERS CANT UPDATE

[turbid kernel]

@little summit tighten up

[crystal hull]

my man

[lethal idol]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[mighty girder]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[rotund dagger]

I am curious why they don't just take a very long time, like a LONG time, to rework EVERY class at once and then test them during THEN release them in batches. They should have been doing that ALL along but this game has zero foresight.

[balmy flax]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[kindred marten]

@hardy canopy

[spark quest]

For my bday D&D decided to wipe so i took a half day at work to play i hope servers are up in 3 hrs!

[faint cairn]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[ebon tangle]

I actually I'm gonna be able to get home by the time server is up win win

[brisk thicket]

Dead game cope

[scarlet wharf]

Spam in tavern chat do not spam here

[indigo vine]

Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about 10 weeks to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

[queen palm]

why are u tagging bees stop being a little rat i bet you rat in the dungeons too

[delicate terrace]

YO WE HAVE 10k PPL AND THEY CANT EVEN UPDATE , SO MANY PPL CAME BACK FOR THIS CMON

[high briar]

w

[brisk coral]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[mighty girder]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[hollow bobcat]

O mighty creator of our favorite game, we gather with hopeful hearts and patient spirits, ready and eager for what is to come. We ask for your inspiration to flow freely, guiding your hands as you shape new updates and breathe fresh life into the world we love. Grant us the joy of discovery, the thrill of new adventures, and the satisfaction of seeing your vision unfold. May your work be smooth, your ideas abundant, and your passion ever strong, as we wait with excitement and gratitude for the next chapter.

[lime pine]

The rework guy left, so now the re-rework guy is filling up his spot.

[peak lynx]

When are we getting rotating map back

[viral bay]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[slate urchin]

Im maining Holy Priestess :3

[rotund dagger]

This is amazing

[balmy flax]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[cinder cloak]

Aagah they taking the red portal to my heart

[covert cargo]

I just lost the game.

[kindred marten]

"I cant deal with authority and I think being obnoxious is funny"

[full carbon]

W Chat rn tbh

[strange dust]

This is channel not for spam, guys.

[indigo vine]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[velvet dirge]

let the devs do their job, they are all we got to enjoy what we are waiting for, it's our only option, patience, so calm down everybody and wait, it is better to wait an hour and have quality matches than ones filled with random glitches.

[obsidian cape]

make heart emoji not war

[static lotus]

@little summit

[gilded moon]

my bf will die if this game isnt fixed

[turbid kernel]

Spam in tavern chat do not spam here

[hollow bobcat]

O mighty creator of our favorite game, we gather with hopeful hearts and patient spirits, ready and eager for what is to come. We ask for your inspiration to flow freely, guiding your hands as you shape new updates and breathe fresh life into the world we love. Grant us the joy of discovery, the thrill of new adventures, and the satisfaction of seeing your vision unfold. May your work be smooth, your ideas abundant, and your passion ever strong, as we wait with excitement and gratitude for the next chapter.

[silent chasm]

OMG PLS DARK AND DARKER I CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT THIS GAME

[hexed chasm]

Send them more love

[queen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-eric-cartman-respect-authority-authoritah-gif-18494687

[nimble linden]

y buff wiz????

[potent moat]

ill be on affliction warlock this wipe

[silent heart]

this mfkrs dev everytime want to launch update, always have issue by delaying the update. and keep saying sorry. just make a notice to push the update for 2 days . then there will be no fake hope

[rotund dagger]

They wont ever touch wiz, theyll release monk before that lol

[ornate valve]

He dead

[lost tinsel]

Do not spam in here, take it to #the-tavern

[kindred marten]

Cant even send a link, get a grip

[tough depot]

Spam is allowed in tavern chat do not spam here !

[grizzled citrus]

cant keep up with blocking all the copy paste spammers

[cinder cloak]

i want to spam buttons in the dungeon!

[uneven zealot]

XDDDDD

[nova gyro]

Buff? lol rogue is gonna be eating wizz like a italian eats pasta daily

[slate urchin]

im crine why was everything not finalized after that 3 hra

[sour cipher]

i cant stop farting

[indigo vine]

It's been 10 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of doing something... I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 10 agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[full carbon]

Come on mike

[gilded moon]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH not yet

[peak lynx]

They just nerfed fire wizard to the ground. Read the patch notes. No more splash burn on hit

[valid gate]

guys you summoned the mods watch out

[wide oak]

I HAVE LOST ALL HOPE

[main tree]

fr already blocked like 87 of them

[velvet dirge]

i am not sure if you are trolling or just exaggerating the situation

[nova jetty]

What is gonna happen with ghost king?

[spark quest]

wonder what the issue was.. wonder if u were able to buy gun ammo and sell for more money

[fallen falcon]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[devout hull]

nerfed to the ground is a bit dramatic, it's a buff in low gear, and a slight nerf in high gear, and a buff to headshots in all gear. also zap and explo both got buffed and trigger burns/fire perks

[hexed chasm]

🤣 this kind of spam is .....

[fickle marlin]

Goddammit iron hammer

[nimble linden]

wiz with high gear might be able to oneshot ppl now read the updates again

[faint cairn]

slt c on?

[tranquil mesa]

oui et non

[indigo valve]

@little summit go to school

[nova gyro]

Yea, read the update... wizz got nerfed on fireball, no more double adicional for it.. just a buff for direct hit

[scarlet wharf]

lets keep this to game discussion still pease.

[austere monolith]

So update is delayed again?

[amber needle]

did it wipe already?

[scarlet wharf]

just an hour

[delicate terrace]

Bronze Hammer not cooking today

[spiral depot]

They could also just make a private test server for testing updates before release so this won't be an issue

[finite trail]

@little summit Paul is a certified pro rage baiter—no question about it. We’ve competed against each other multiple times, and every single match turns into chaos the moment he starts doing his thing. He knows exactly what to say, exactly how to play, and exactly how to get under everyone’s skin. It’s honestly impressive.

We’ve gone head-to-head in a bunch of competitions, and somehow we ended up winning gold together six times in a row. Six. That doesn’t just happen by accident. Love him or hate him, Paul brings results—and a whole lot of noise with it.

[obsidian cape]

RIP MY LIEGE

[trail wraith]

an fk hour

[shut orchid]

Hello everybody i have a question, im coming back to the game, origanly bought long time ago, can i download it on steam and play on my og account?

[covert aurora]

INSTEAD OF APOLOGIZING!
Offer Everyone Some RedStone Shards to Compromise!!!!!

[gloomy gale]

@scarlet wharf this is a lot of spam...

[burnt canyon]

“We’re working hard to make sure the game is ready to go for you guys” then gets hit with clown emojis, some of you guys are literal children

[winged bear]

What are the biggest complaints so far?

[pliant juniper]

bro wtf is that music on ur profile

[wraith wigeon]

Game is back up! Logged in now!

[full carbon]

Man. I have to go to work now. dang.

[dense moon]

Please keep the spam in tavern chat 🙂 thank you

[clever ibex]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[final finch]

Frens we understand the frusration but please no copy pasta spam take it to #the-tavern

[real harbor]

thats... this channel...

[spark quest]

u mean tavern?

[slate urchin]

where can i read the detailed ver

[pallid palm]

you guys are lucky im willing to keep my clown emojis holstered

[lofty hemlock]

[lost tinsel]

please

[hollow jolt]

WELL LADS U SUGEST YOU TAKE THIS TIME TO HAVE A POKEY BUM WANK

[dense moon]

Sorry guys I just woke up I’m a little groggy lol

I fixed it

[hexed chasm]

Apparently, that extra hour broke the last mental barrier for some people—so much for pent-up frustration, folks?

[fickle marlin]

You read the updates again there is no double scaling anymore. Fireball damage is worse as direct now, same as old splash, in squire and way worse in gear. It incentives splash only use. Nerf overall.

[leaden zinc]

What is "hunting loot" exactly

[golden viper]

Is the Game up yet or nah ? İm on my way Home babbbyyyyy

[pure trout]

@vestal vine Say "no" if you like men

[upper stone]

That’s what 7 hours without dark and darker does to people

[vestal vine]

no

[pale portal]

quest items of sorts I think

[rotund dagger]

I have already resorted to cannibalism.

[drowsy quest]

holy push back

[delicate terrace]

Do you have information on what the holdon could be about?

[rugged nexus]

4 M TO NOON THATS 8 HRS BUD

[jolly snow]

dont worry, sdf is just protecting our sanity from fighting the new rogue and ranger by extending the patch!

[finite trail]

@little summit is a certified pro rage baiter—no question about it. We’ve competed against each other multiple times, and every single match turns into chaos the moment he starts doing his thing. He knows exactly what to say, exactly how to play, and exactly how to get under everyone’s skin. It’s honestly impressive.

We’ve gone head-to-head in a bunch of competitions, and somehow we ended up winning gold together six times in a row. Six. That doesn’t just happen by accident. Love him or hate him, Paul brings results—and a whole lot of noise with it.

[worn ledge]

Real talk - do we think they will roll back their decision to force TMP 2 and Secure Boot?

I am unable to play and I know many others will be in the same boat

Realistically, the fuck were they thinking with this?

[scarlet wharf]

its my own

[real plank]

Like I said as a SAND enjoyer this is nothing but a fraction of time. SOON TM

[dry trellis]

pls dms

[clever ibex]

JUST PUT THE SERVERS UP WE DONT CARE ABOUT THE BUGS

[vocal sedge]

Cheater detected

[bright garnet]

@bleak falcon @edgy ember @hallow atlas @steep moth

[real harbor]

when will they be adding the other maps back to s2r

[dense moon]

They are verifying the critical error that was discovered, just one more hour and everyone will be able to play.

[dense igloo]

Gamers, is the fireball change a nerf or a buff? Or does it depend on gear?

[fallen falcon]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[atomic nimbus]

just buy new pc, it'll be faster than new update though

[uneven zealot]

wtf is your pfp

[gray quartz]

servers up?

[devout hull]

depends on gear, and hitbox

[thin plume]

damn, another hour delay :p

[north terrace]

I imagine its for anticheat stuff.

[hexed chasm]

I see... seems to have a stronger effect than some drugs derived from substances

[woeful frigate]

another hour of eternal sadness

[vestal needle]

I'm outside touching grass making the most of the delay

[winged bear]

Besides the typical delays

[austere lynx]

do u think they will delay it for another hour maybe

[stiff berry]

its legit Monday morning guys, go do something.

[vestal vine]

why wouldnt they be able to play with TMP?

[amber needle]

is it delayed again?

[edgy sable]

bro has been up so long waiting for the patch he thinks its monday!

[worn ledge]

true I guess my 4k hours in game mean little to them when they can't just find a real solution to their cheater problem

[grizzled citrus]

this guy doesnt even know what day it is anymore lmao

[slate urchin]

aight ima sleep jgh from graveyard shift for this sigh

[fervent ermine]

Bro

[dry trellis]

hey bud its tuesday

[azure vapor]

where do you live, it's tuesday morning where i am

[zealous kelp]

LMAO

[thin trail]

its tuesday

[devout hull]

you say that like it's easy to get rid of cheaters, when literally every game has them

[spark quest]

"Fixed an issue where the number of random options on the Light Bringer, Brave Hunter's Pants, and Foul Boots did not match other items of the same grade."

nooooo i just noticed this!

[north terrace]

It's also TPM 2.0 not TMP 2. Its for HR and Arena, so that makes me think the integrity of those two match types is being protected, ala some kind of anti cheat stuff.

[atomic nimbus]

T_T

[iron terrace]

Some of us are unemployed and on welfare. Thank you very much

[lost tinsel]

it's been so long without dark and darker, he's losing his sense of time

[empty copper]

♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿

[winged bear]

Its Tuesday here

[dense igloo]

But if you direct someone in a group of people, it still does splash damage to the non directed people right?

[tulip pine]

I love when a patch doesnt drop on time

[stiff berry]

maybe im working too much

[lilac crow]

You don't even know which day it is

[vestal needle]

So am I and I'm 1 hour into my walk in the forest

[meager current]

Love caster nerfs with ranger and rouge buffs paul is cooking meth.

[strange dust]

Hey guys, this channel is for discussing game mechanics.
Please use the 'the-tavern' channel if you want to chat about topics unrelated to that.

[spiral depot]

Imma go watch anime and cry myself to sleep for an hr

[wind mason]

rogue and roguer

[woeful frigate]

but im sad 🙁

[mint bolt]

so many cheaters them finally cracking down is a good thing

[fervent ermine]

A FUCKING NEW ONE ARE YOU GODDAMN KIDDING US BRUH TFF YOU MEAN YOU DROPPED LIKE 3 GODDAMM PERKS AND PROBABLY A EHOLE NEW BROEKN SHIT BOSS JUST FUCKIN DROP IT WE ARE YIRED OF THE SHIT YALL PUT US THROUGH IVE SEEN MOBILE GAMES PUSH OUT UPDATES WITH 2 DEVLOPERS FASTER THAN THIS SHI

[kindred marten]

Yeah thats why clerics run the light bringer lmao

[next rose]

are the quests resetting on wipe as well?

[devout hull]

we won't know for sure until tested, but i would assume anyone not hit by the direct would still take splash damage, would be a very odd choice otherwise

[fickle marlin]

:(((((

[spark quest]

i liked foul and brave hunter on ranger!

[strange dust]

And who’s it easy for right now? :x

[modest olive]

The real critical issue is the rogue changes lmao

[west crow]

paul is going to make me beat my wife

[rose sphinx]

paul made me beat my meat

[north terrace]

who was making you before?

[winged bear]

Don’t beat your wife!!!

[timber osprey]

What do you guys think the critical issue was

[wind mason]

I LOVE ROGUE AND ROGUER

[real harbor]

why are reactions not allowed in this channel

[spring crypt]

Fr

[fervent ermine]

U a admin? Tell them to pick shit up they lost like 20k player base and that’s still not enough to make them sober up and clutch up get on they heads bruh im gonna have grandkids and die in between these mf updates

[delicate terrace]

ROGUE AND RANGER! not dark and darker

[meager current]

SDF

[stiff berry]

hell yeah, any frogs?
I actually did think it was still Monday, thats crazy.
@modest olive new stuff is gonna be crazy but playmaking variety is great imo. hopefully they get it in a satisfying state

[tough depot]

This channel is for discussing about the game.

Please use the 'the-tavern' channel if you want to chat about topics unrelated to that.

[peak lynx]

So people can’t clown devs too hard

[grizzled citrus]

and if you do just make sure her hair covers it!

[fickle marlin]

Asking the real questions here W

[main raven]

what game? its not even available to play yet

[burnt canyon]

Please timeout or boot some of these entitled children

[modest olive]

they trying to censor the people lol

[glass silo]

SHEESHHHHHHH IRON MACE' SPECIAL TRIKE AGAIN

[woeful frigate]

these delays are making someone very grinchy arent they

[pallid palm]

unholsters clown emoji Stop acting up in here I don't want to have to use this thing

[rugged nexus]

there isnt a The-Tavern channel

[winged bear]

Who is excited about the ranger changes?

[west crow]

blistig felt so cool typing that out

[spice blaze]

I am

[old patrol]

what are they

[fervent ermine]

We all be talking about the game wym talking like that to us we talking about yall being slow and yall make the game and updates so it’s about the game in the end womp womp ban me now because tickled

[grizzled citrus]

whats our record? like 9k clowns haha

[delicate wasp]

if i die to an explosive arrow im gonna blow my head off with a 12 gauge shotgun

[fringe surge]

Im ready to lock myself in with THE DEMON LORD!

[plucky wind]

after 8 hours of maintenance they must first give me 80 redstone

[azure vapor]

brother it's not that deep

[slate urchin]

the only proper way to react to it btw

[tulip pine]

So is it really an hour or is that another spoonful of cow s***

[tight fable]

hey guys am i the only one having login issue ?

[spiral depot]

Spoonful

[uneven ocean]

yes

[scarlet wharf]

game is s'till wiping

[strange dust]

Every community has its rules. In this case, this channel is for discussing game mechanics, so that’s why we are reacting like this.

[timber osprey]

Anytime there’s a delay this server goes hog wild lol

[twin lake]

Can someone help me my game keeps disconnecting>?

[real harbor]

i just feel like if slow mode is on i should still be able to add reactions to people

[delicate terrace]

This videogame seems to be unexpectedly errored quite a bit for many hours

[modest olive]

there is no "tavern" chat to go talk in

[woeful frigate]

tell paul i want a stern word with him.

[winged bear]

Ill make sure I get you with one. Whats your in game mains name?

[rugged nexus]

show me the tavern chat

[west crow]

yeah tavern chat where LMAO

[devout hull]

https://discord.com/channels/988365908009447485/989065417161048084

[scarlet wharf]

#the-tavern

[delicate wasp]

NiFtYHat3r

[spice blaze]

Haha

[flat nymph]

#the-tavern

[sterile shale]

HELP I STILL CANT GET IN

[drowsy quest]

everything but wipe

[eternal bough]

Is saying the tavern chat doesnt exist a new meme or something?

[azure vapor]

addict and addicter

[warm kraken]

ShOw Me ThE tAvErN cHaT

[tulip pine]

Check announcements

[scarlet mist]

me too when i oppen the game it tell me that i can't connect to the server

[rigid pecan]

just played my 2nd match. great work on the patch. super fun

[lusty vault]

i swear might just be me, but i dont think weve every had an update on time

[slate geyser]

the real tavern chat is the friends we made along the way

[strange dust]

https://discordapp.com/channels/988365908009447485/989065417161048084

[slate urchin]

It isnt on the channel list so most of em dont know about the Tavern Chat

[empty copper]

♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿

[vagrant fulcrum]

Please avoid spreading misinformation. This channel is regarding the Dark and Darker game.

[winged bear]

Woot! We will end up on a team for sure now lol

[scenic tundra]

יש פה ישראלים שרוצים לשחק ביחד שהמשחק עולה ? תשלחו לי הודעה

[indigo vine]

you mean rogue and ranger simulator

[vagrant fulcrum]

Messages should be kept to English for moderation purposes, except in specified language channels.

[burnt canyon]

I wonder if explosive shot will break doors

[timber osprey]

Asking the real questions

[scarlet wharf]

make sure we are using english in here please.

[thin copper]

it better

[spiral depot]

Wont know till games up

[true lantern]

that's his culture

[real harbor]

his message was wholesome do not worry

[vagrant fulcrum]

Ah, a playfield for Barbarians and Fighters! 💪

[scarlet wharf]

i udnerstand guys, but its for moderation.

[atomic nimbus]

only 90 clowns till 3k clowns gogogogog

[woeful frigate]

i want paul to answer for his crimes...

[scenic tundra]

It’s Hebrew just looking for players … from my country for the upcoming patch …..

[winged bear]

I hope sooooo.

[inland agate]

4 more delays!

[near stump]

Name one wipe that actually started on time....ill wait

[flat nymph]

Then do it in a channel for your language.

[sterile shale]

HELP I CANT PLAY

[indigo vine]

After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update. I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity. Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.

[boreal bramble]

season 0

[wraith cargo]

anyone having an issue updating?

[thin copper]

is it true that ranger can heal other players now? also man this cooldown is crazy

[spiral depot]

True!

[prisma knoll]

Why does ironmace have such a hard time with pushing updates? Surely it cant be hard to test things beforehand right? Do other companies operate like this?

[true lantern]

when devs turn on their pc for the first time

[rotund dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mewing-mew-cat-mewing-mewing-tutorial-mewing-cat-gif-4828504583966086025

[dry trellis]

go ahead and moderate my unban for me chief

[tulip pine]

Check announcements

[fossil sun]

I was scared I was gonna miss out on wipe cause of work, then I realized it’s DaD we’re talking about😭💔🙏 3rd delay prob announced in an hour or so

[clever sentinel]

because they don't pay for QA/testers to check content before it's released? ironmace fanboys will die defending the "small indie company"

[dusk hull]

valve is also a small indie company

[lofty nova]

this company is cooked

[hollow jolt]

We should riot in falador, that would show sdf

[indigo vine]

I'm smoking on Elven shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 trolls. Shit's so purple Jack would sell it for 25 candy. My brother in the arcane, this shit will send you to straight to Solaris. Shit needs hellfire to light it. Lung slaughtering warlock kush. This shit got diamonds on it so you know the thc to cbd ratio is fuckin swag my brother. A whiff of this?... yeah this that nefarious evil druid moon grass this shit straight out of lizardman swamp. This shit is what killed the Lich. RIP my brother forreal dawg

[signal sundial]

For those of us who haven't learned never book a vacation day for a darker and darker new season, it is almost always delayed or ripe with poor user experience.

[main mica]

I was wondering if anyone else couldn't get in. I guess this seems to be a pretty common occurence? Lol.

[spare flare]

🇮 🇹 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇺 MORE AND MORE DELAYS

[old patrol]

30 minutes until the next delay

[dry trellis]

smoking golden skeleton ashes with the liches

[tulip pine]

servers up 2mmrow

[chilly glacier]

Look I want to play as much as anyone else, but delays happen every wipe there is no reason to try and be first in server go do something and come back later 😂

[delicate terrace]

i am updating dark n darker thru steam rn its 2 gig

[frozen river]

Is the server down?

[warm ingot]

Can anyone explain why we have to buff barb at the beginning of every wipe until we inevitably nerf them back to worse than they were before the buffs? IDK why we insist on Barb being broken every wipe especially at the beginning when no one has gear and they are their strongest.

[timber osprey]

I’ve stolen ur pfp

[dusk hull]

anyone else ready for a game breaking item duplication glitch to instantly ruin the market?

[spiral depot]

Laying in bed watching the chaos is entertaining

[fossil sun]

Mang just check #📢announcements mang it CANT be that hard YOU TOO @frozen river mang

[lusty fjord]

Yea Mang

[uncut dome]

if i mess up the first couple hours of wipe i basically cant play the rest of the wipe the way i want to

[vagrant fulcrum]

Please keep the spam related to the game into #the-tavern

[slate urchin]

idk why but this seems poetic

[gentle stratus]

Wow mang! Why you like dis bro!

[near rose]

We knew this was going to happen y are ppl so impatience

[main mica]

Where did I say I didn't? Cherry picking that message out of the wave was a choice.

[dry trellis]

I joined this community 2 weeks ago guys in newgen hiii

[iron leaf]

I mean they cant buff teamates with all their spells anymore I feel theyve been nerfed quite a bit fixing shriek of weakness isnt the worst thing

[tulip pine]

Check announcements

[austere lynx]

haha crazy wipe delayed for more than 5 hours but the seasonal pack is perfectly fine to buy, they could have at least waited for the season to start to publish the pack hahaha

[warm ingot]

BARB not BARD lol

[spiral depot]

Skill hurl now does 150%weapon damage! Yay lmao

[fossil sun]

Oh so you’re not just a little unaware ok, you actively CHOOSE to be stupid ok 👍 mang these people mang

[old patrol]

did they change anything with warlock

[uneven ocean]

LMAO

[small radish]

So with a secure boot requirement now, are you guys scared at all about giving complete and unrestricted access to your pc to this small Korean game studio???

[static raft]

Seriously, Iron Mance again, a skin for the lantern? Nobody uses that crap, and what a shitty emote! Is it for noobs? Lol

[vagrant fulcrum]

They could buff it 200%, still wouldn't be a picked skill in higher-tiers of play imo.
Weapon in hand is too valuable to throw away.

[main mica]

Weak bait 😴

[delicate wasp]

i like it

[iron leaf]

Oh shit my fault read it wrong in that case I agree the changes they did to barb are ridiculous

[timber osprey]

This 2 minute cooldown is killing me

[dry trellis]

im perma banned already prolly not getting an unban either w anti cheat.

[slate urchin]

what did i do to deserve a 2 min slow mode sigh

[near rose]

I'm a little worried about it tbh

[austere lynx]

they are free brother

[fossil sun]

Ain’t bait, just the skrait up truuf mang. If the servers had ANY chance of letting you in, what reason could there POSSIBLY be for there not to have been an update in #📢announcements ?

[grizzled citrus]

most people with windows 11 already have it enabled anyway

[spiral depot]

What stats are gonna be on the imp skin from last season?

[languid cradle]

IM IN

[static raft]

Seriously? A cooler outfit skin for a warlock or armor for a warrior? Lol, I'm Iron Mance as always, creating things nobody asked for.

[heady crown]

I can't even enable safe boot on my PC, after 6k hours I fear this may be the end

[main mica]

lul

[quiet furnace]

To Whom It May Concern,

I just wanted to take a moment to express my sincere admiration for the ongoing, ever-evolving timeline of the “Dark Darker” update. It’s truly impressive how something so eagerly anticipated can remain in such a consistent state of almost-ready.

At this point, the delays have become less of a setback and more of a feature. There’s a certain charm in checking for updates, only to be reminded that patience is, in fact, the real content we’ve been engaging with all along. Few development cycles manage to cultivate this level of suspense without actually delivering anything tangible—so credit where it’s due.

Of course, I understand that perfection takes time. It’s just reassuring to know that no matter how much time passes, the update remains just out of reach, like a carefully maintained horizon. One can only assume that each delay brings us closer to an experience so refined that it simply cannot exist in the present.

In the meantime, I’ll continue to look forward to future announcements explaining why the next projected date is also more of a suggestion than a commitment. Consistency, after all, is key.

Warmest regards,
A Devoted (and Increasingly Enlightened) Observer

[warm ingot]

Stop spreading bs Secure Boot is a security standard that ensures your PC boots using only trusted software, which many modern games (e.g., Valorant, EA titles, Call of Duty) now require to run, acting as an anti-cheat measure. While it doesn't inherently give games unauthorized access, it enables kernel-level anti-cheat software to function.

[tall rover]

Pray

[vagrant fulcrum]

Please do not spread misinformation. This channel is specific to the Dark and Darker game.

[iron leaf]

I dont think it was said

[vagrant fulcrum]

Spam related to the game is only allowed in #the-tavern . No spam here.

[gentle stratus]

Womp womp. TLDR: I am impatient.

[cunning rivet]

UP YET?

[stone panther]

As long as SDF pays me every time he ogles over my full monty shots, I'm fine with it

[ancient mango]

IN GAME PING LITERALLY JSUT MADE ME SO GOD DAMN HAPPY

[near rose]

So u saying it's save and noone can get in my pc bc of it

[lost tinsel]

biggest change since wizard nerf

[forest wagon]

HAHAHAHAHA

[fading elk]

22 minutes no?

[grizzled citrus]

no more "where were those gloves"? lol

[delicate terrace]

Does anyone have information on how the ping system works? like we can ping a door to show where enemy is.. and maybe ping an item on floor to highlight it? can we adjust the button to be like.. middle mouseclick or wheel?

[bleak shuttle]

IM IN IM IN

[timber osprey]

Till next delay yeah

[nocturne hound]

real

[slate urchin]

honestly probably their highlight update

[tulip pine]

LIVE?!

[rare hinge]

BRO THEY SENT ,ME A WARNING FOR THE COPY PAST BRUH THEY MSUTVE PUST SDF IN CHARGE OF THE DISCORD

[austere lynx]

epiw nehw

[pseudo mesa]

arent there imps in hell? heal bonus? one in snow does ice magic.

[forest stump]

they just making fun of everryone

[rugged pier]

I just double checked, I'm not in

[lean gust]

some lame-o reported me for my message above

[warm ingot]

Im saying dont spread BS. You should do reaserch on it but saying its blanket access to your PC is just not true

[iron leaf]

Yes there are but they never said the base stats for the skin to my knowledge

[small radish]

By nature, kernel anticheat inherently has unauthorized access. It is above admin level and does not require permission to take any action. Many companies have been sued for using this to create bitcoin mining ops and what ever else.

[lime verge]

gg

[glacial vessel]

[tall rover]

Wife

[rose sphinx]

your spreading bs

[winged hazel]

Holy fear mongering

[lofty nova]

new dargger skill is fun af

[ancient mango]

Such a huge W BOYS!!!! That alone made me excited. Can’t wait to get home and play. Good work ironmace 💪

[near rose]

@warm ingot I wasn't spreading shit lmao was asking a question

[rapid hatch]

so we all playing the squire mode when the update drops?

[vocal sedge]

lil bro thinks dark and darker gonna mine bitcoin on his computer 😭

[ivory grove]

So is this new security feature a scam? I js wanna play the fkn game ):

[bleak shuttle]

These wardens need to get a real job am I right or what?

[real harbor]

No, it's pretty standard on new games now

[pseudo mesa]

Yeah, i dont think they said. I'm hoping its not a + a stat - a stat and something fun.

[spiral depot]

Just like my uncle used to always say... LET ME IIIIINNNNN!!!

[kind thistle]

Every time I load the game it says “failed to connect to the server quit the game”

[vagrant fulcrum]

Yes, it's normal. Until the servers are back up. Keep an eye on #📢announcements for a ping for when they're up.

[twilit epoch]

are the game servers back online?

[real plank]

15 min!!!

[lofty nova]

you guys try the new arrows yet? therye dope

[subtle goblet]

i like to roast marshmallows from the inside

[twin lake]

Yo I just used the new OP rogue ability and got a bis kit thanks SDF!

[ivory grove]

Good to know, thank you.

[craggy vine]

goddamn still in maintenance?

[bleak shuttle]

GAME IS UPPPPP WHY ARE ALL MY RED SHARDS GONE?

[final onyx]

dude imagine posting an update in korean tf

[compact hazel]

Servers up

[nocturne hound]

SDF if typing

[naive oar]

DOOOOOOOD

[worldly kayak]

DOOOOOOOOOD

[austere lynx]

caaap

[trail wraith]

still down? @little summit

[main mica]

This is truly dark and darker

[spiral depot]

Dark and darker after dark is my fav!

[rare hinge]

thoughts on in vincible season?

[quiet furnace]

There’s a point where a delay stops feeling temporary and starts feeling… mythological. That’s where the tale of Dark and Darker now lives.

In a dim tavern lit by sputtering candles, adventurers would gathers as not just to trade loot—but rumors.

“The update is coming,” one would say, leaning in like it was contraband knowledge.
“Soon.”

“Soon,” the others would echo, the word worn thin from overuse.

No one remembered when the first promise was made. Some claimed it was before the Great Server Outage. Others swore it was announced during a patch that fixed nothing but added three new bugs and a torch that flickered slightly differently. Regardless, the “Dark Darker Update” had become less of a patch and more of a prophecy.

They said it would change everything.

New dungeons. Smarter AI. Balance so perfect that even the most cursed builds would feel viable. It was described in such glowing terms that it almost sounded suspicious—like something that couldn’t survive contact with reality.

And maybe that was the problem.

Deep in the developers’ tower (or so the story goes), the update sat locked behind a massive iron door labeled “Final Polish.” Each time a developer reached for the handle, a voice would whisper:

“It’s not ready.”

So they’d tweak a number. Adjust a shadow. Rework a mechanic that had already been reworked three times before. With every improvement, something else would slip slightly out of place, like trying to straighten a crooked painting in a house that refused to stay still.

Time passed strangely there.

Outside, players marked the delays like seasons:

The Delay of Spring (unexpected, but hopeful)
The Delay of Summer (concerning, but understandable)
The Delay of Fall (pattern emerging)
The Delay of Winter (inevitable)

Eventually, new players arrived—wide-eyed, asking innocent questions.

“When is the update coming?”.

[vagrant fulcrum]

Please be mindful when pinging the devs.

[floral onyx]

soooo... are we selling the cannon balls for gold again? was that the thing they were fixing?

[real harbor]

This is actually art

[gilded dock]

Man mark always get his ass whooped every time he fights someone, weak ahh main charcter

[wicked parrot]

How many of you slugs took the day off work?

[modest olive]

https://discord.com/channels/988365908009447485/989065417161048084

[real plank]

im homeless

[burnt canyon]

Darker Doses just dropped a 35 min video if you guys need something to do while we wait

[ornate gazelle]

Funny that you think theyd ever pretest an update, 4 seasons ive been playing its always been a 12-15 hour shit show of them fucking up an update

[near rose]

@burnt canyon Cluch

[nocturne hound]

cant belive eve has a higher vilturmite kill count than tech jacket

[sterile shale]

HELP I CANT GET IN

[bleak shuttle]

How many of you slugs took off work to play ts

[zinc hollow]

I’m hopping on dungeonborne

[stone vigil]

So why did we reduce market slots for seasonal pack from 10 to 5? or did i miss something in the patch notes?

[ivory grove]

Dungeon borne 🥹🥹🥹

[austere lynx]

wipe delayes in theory in 15 mins it starts

[final onyx]

can we play the game

[gentle stratus]

Ive been playing since release, never would I take a wipe day off.

Ill take the day or 2 after wipe day tho

[rare hinge]

almost no diffed conquest tho until the rearranging

[spiral depot]

Im about to hit up cycle frontier baby!

[abstract burrow]

15 minnnn

[obsidian cape]

go play marvel heroes omega

[steady aspen]

WE WANT GAME!

[faint cairn]

slt sé on?

[vocal sedge]

over under on another delay?

[stone panther]

Probably the same reason there is no emote this time too. They know people buy it for the stash so can't be bothered adding value anymore. 200 gold worth of health supplies and a background. YAY

[tulip pine]

12 mins until we are told another hour !! YIPPY!!!!!

[edgy void]

Over

[compact hazel]

Server is up for real this time

[next rose]

im still not getting in

[modern grotto]

im downloading

[atomic ridge]

anyone knows why they dont test the patches before they are supposed to go live so they dont have to delay it every single time?

[narrow iron]

Let's hope the anti-cheat works as well as the season release. 😉

[grizzled citrus]

brb. gotta poop

[bitter junco]

i’m in guys all the goblins have big bellies? was this in the patch notes?

[zinc hollow]

Remote workers stand up. Soon we will put our mouse on the mouse mover and get into the dungeon. Don’t let the delays dismay you. Send those emails you need to send NOW. Update those notes for your manager NOW. Today we rise and steal company time

[warm tendon]

Why am I getting Failed to connect to the server. Quit the game.?

Played the game yesterday everything was working (apart from the massive lag).

[prisma hatch]

Someone make some Bard Content on YouTube

[amber needle]

when is wipe?

[bleak shuttle]

IF I DONT GET IN THIS GAME IN 30 SECONDS IM GONNA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST

[obsidian shell]

because the servers are down

[ivory grove]

IM SO FREAKING EXCITED TO PLAY SEASON 9 OF DARK AND DARKER

[lofty nova]

new boss is so hard to fight smh

[near rose]

@amber needle like 10 minutes

[spice blaze]

Same fails connected

[spiral depot]

You ever heard of the boy who cried wolf? Its a good story and great lesson.

[quasi plover]

wipe hypeeee

[austere lynx]

elite ball game knowledge

[forest wagon]

HAHAHHAHA

[naive oar]

DOOD EVER HEARD OF BOY WHO CRIED WOLF DOOD YOU COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO DOOD

[compact hazel]

I’m already in the dungeon

[tulip pine]

UPDATEEEEE

[slate geyser]

lets start a poll, will they deliver on the game going up in 10 minutes?

[next rose]

GTV 6 vs dark and darker what will come first
jk take your time i perfer a well working game

[stone kraken]

its hard to wait dad lets go to play dbd 🙂

[modern grotto]

they always get fat after wipe coz they eat all our collectables

[dry trellis]

I hope all of you get false banned just like me :))

[torn fiber]

Everyone get ready for a gold duplication glitch like at the beginning of every season....

[rotund dagger]

You gonna be waiting way more than an hour

[floral onyx]

probably the thing they were fixing

[lofty nova]

ITS UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[final onyx]

whos ready t try and find a ehternet bug wher it dupes gold

[spiral depot]

Dude?... not DOOD. Its ok I believe in you bud!

[warm tendon]

Wait, it's not up? Thanks for letting me know.

[humble pumice]

i cant wait to log in and find a critical issue so there can be 3 more hours of maintenance

[forest wagon]

Dupe incoming

[burnt quiver]

tbh, I'd prefer more maintenance rather than 500 critical issues at once

[lusty vault]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[weak valley]

not if you're a Prinny, dood

[modern grotto]

so wait,,, have they gotten rid of ghost king then?

[cinder flare]

Meanwhile me having a work shift this entire time just watching this mayhem unfold...

[tulip pine]

Check announcements

[delicate terrace]

Unfortunately, the maintenance will be extended by approximately 3 more hours due to a critical issue discovered during internal testing.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

[scenic hazel]

dracula flow

[thin copper]

is it true that rogue can heal teamates now? edit: i meant ranger

[mild flame]

Is bullshit

[floral onyx]

Paul is typing!! another 1 hour?

[rotund dagger]

I got that sorcerous sativa going, that hedge mage hashish.

[spiral depot]

Honest m8 I have no idea what you mean.

[near rose]

@thin copper ranger can

[austere lynx]

i think it is ranger

[spring crypt]

1 more hour maby

[slate urchin]

sighhhhhhhhhhhh

[quiet furnace]

Day 6 of Waiting for the Update

I told myself I wouldn’t care this much.

“It’s just a patch,” I said. “Go outside. Play something else. Be normal.”

But here I am again—refreshing, checking, hoping. Every hour feels longer than the last. The dungeon is still there, unchanged, like it’s frozen in time while I’m stuck pacing outside the gates.

They said it was coming soon.

[vale escarp]

ready for another delay?

[obsidian cape]

its not anti-cheat its making it so you can't dual boot other OS's, its terrorism.

[humble pumice]

SAME, GIMMI MORE, I WE SHOULD BE IN MAINTAINANCE TILL 24 HOURS FROM NOW

[ivory grove]

Ts was tuff my gobby

[sterile shale]

IF ANYONE FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET IN MATCH LET ME KNOW

[stone kraken]

CU tomorrow guys zzz

[rose agate]

I think it works thematicaly for a ranger to heal. I also don't think it will be run ever

[craggy vine]

unbeilieveble

[median kindle]

SERVERS ARE UP!

[gilded dock]

SEVERS ARE UP!!!!!!!!!!!

[rugged pier]

joe mama is up

[summer lagoon]

lol baiters

[thin copper]

lies

[delicate terrace]

ITS WORKING GUYS GO GO GO

[lyric bronze]

like i said LOL

[stone panther]

They are the true masters

[iron terrace]

I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!

[opal patrol]

so we taking the full hour baaalright

[slate urchin]

dude im hyped, ytbers will make a vid abt this delay and i'd be like "yep i was there"

[lusty vault]

Shit so delusional you'd think im eating the psychedelic wardweed

[spring crypt]

Les go guys just 2 more hours

[stone vigil]

So we have sdfs-kitchen, Graysun-plate. Im waitng for @little summit- lab

[lofty nova]

bro i thought u was jokin

[dark sapphire]

sup all

[median kindle]

SAME LOL I AM IN LOADING SCREEN, JUST FOUND A GAME

[vague quest]

paul's bowl

[vagrant fulcrum]

Please do not spread misinformation. This channel is specific to the Dark and Darker game, and "Servers are up", or "I'm in" could be seen as misinformation towards the game.
See #📢announcements for when the servers are up.

[slate geyser]

BALRIGHT

[empty copper]

♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿

[tulip pine]

Check announment!!!

[flat nymph]

Go away.

[ornate gazelle]

3 mins before another update saying its getting pushed back another hour, the do this every wipe why is anyone surprised

[balmy flax]

INSTEAD OF APOLOGIZING!
Offer Everyone Some RedStone Shards to Compromise!!!!!

[median shell]

ANOTHER EXTENDED WAITING PERIOD COMING UP. Wait for it.

[rotund dagger]

Trust, people aren't gonna fall for that a 7th time.

[ivory grove]

It’s so close I can feel it

[cloud walrus]

TIC TAC

[exotic idol]

were waiting

[gilded dock]

looks like im going to work today since servers are gonna be up later tonight 🙂

[thin copper]

[jaunty mountain]

dont give them ideas

[near rose]

Amen

[shell igloo]

Hello???

[amber needle]

did it wipe?

[modern grotto]

bet its something to do with the integration of the new party system

[lofty nova]

At first, it was excitement. Theorycrafting builds, imagining the changes, thinking about how the next run would feel different. Better. Fresh. Like the first time I stepped into the darkness.

Now it’s something else.

Now it’s logging in out of habit, staring at the same menus, the same gear, the same stale air. Running a match, not because I want to—but because I’m chasing the feeling I know is coming back… eventually.

Every delay hits harder than it should. It’s not even anger. It’s that hollow, dragging feeling—like waiting for something that defines your day, only to be told “not yet” again.

I check for updates like it might suddenly appear if I just look often enough.

It won’t.

And still… I check.

Maybe tomorrow.

Yeah.

Tomorrow for sure.

[subtle heart]

man we fr better get a free slot for this delay

[tawny jackal]

hey paul.. can you drop the update please. thanks... you dont want me to have to get involved now do you

[stone vigil]

yeah that has a better sound to it 😄 or Pauls-Oven xd

[azure socket]

UNFORTUNATELY!!!!!!!!!

[bitter junco]

paul is typing guys

[queen creek]

Servers are up?

[vague quest]

shrek dies in back to the future 2

[woeful frigate]

paul dont break a poor mans heart

[vagrant fulcrum]

Not yet. Keep an eye on #📢announcements

[velvet dirge]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 :this: 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[rotund dagger]

This delay is about to Operation Treadstone some of these players, they're gonna activate.

[scarlet locust]

bro that clown emote slot machine is all we have left XD

[spiral depot]

i'm not in but its letting me update

[median shell]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[cunning summit]

When game?

[cloud walrus]

@zinc sparrow ??==?=?====???

[austere lynx]

pauls tipying i swear

[quartz roost]

🧓 24+ hour maintenance incoming 🧓

[next rose]

do quests level up the stores cus gold is almost useless to me ? atm other theb unlocking levels and buying back loot

[jaunty mountain]

👌

[ivory grove]

WHERE IS MY UPDATE
YOURE LATE

[brisk oasis]

PAUL ABI MACH MAL WAS

[real plank]

floodgates wil open if it delays

[neon roost]

Guys, hold the line

[stark tendon]

At first, it was excitement. Theorycrafting builds, imagining the changes, thinking about how the next run would feel different. Better. Fresh. Like the first time I stepped into the darkness.

Now it’s something else.

Now it’s logging in out of habit, staring at the same menus, the same gear, the same stale air. Running a match, not because I want to—but because I’m chasing the feeling I know is coming back… eventually.

Every delay hits harder than it should. It’s not even anger. It’s that hollow, dragging feeling—like waiting for something that defines your day, only to be told “not yet” again.

I check for updates like it might suddenly appear if I just look often enough.

It won’t.

And still… I check.

Maybe tomorrow.

Yeah.

Tomorrow for sure.

[tranquil mesa]

We want our update , We want our update !!!

[thin copper]

[merry scroll]

PAUL TYPING...

[faint cairn]

slt c on?

[near rose]

@real plank the gates are leaking

[rose agate]

Poor server mods working double time fr

[shell igloo]

Can you hear me? 🇧🇬

[lofty nova]

WAIT WAIT WAIT I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE HE ACTUALLY DID SAY HE FIXED IT AND THAT SHITS NOT UP????? WE NEED TO SUE

[naive oar]

DOOD EVER HEARD OF THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF DOOD

[sterile shale]

I CANT GET IN

[spice blaze]

9:01 not up yet……🫣 fml

[warm ingot]

he was but stopped!!!!! let me in lol

[remote venture]

8a rixw panagies an den anoixoun

[subtle heart]

man can paul give us a free charcter slot because of this delay

[lime pine]

30 minutes extension incomming.

[fringe surge]

its 12 pm for me now

[ornate raft]

im in

[slate geyser]

can u hold off on that until they finish their current lawsuit

[sage harness]

ANOTHER HOUR

[lethal idol]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[onyx condor]

Imagine all the people who came back after seeing the Season 9 trailer, just to be disappointed by the delays that still happen even after all this time

[drifting fog]

Sukuna merks everybody

[woven terrace]

@silent vapor u sus boy

[tawny jackal]

hey paul.. im uhhh still waiting

[paper turret]

well they are already adding a bonus character slot for everyone

[high briar]

IM INNNN LET'S GOOOOO

[slate urchin]

chat are we gonan get another delay or

[grizzled citrus]

get over it

[lilac crow]

Unfortunately, the maintenance will be extended by approximately 3 more hours due to a critical internal testing discovered during internal issue of the Queen Goblin, since goblins stay hidden in the caves, we sent a team of 5 of the best warriors to internal test discover the issue.
We are truly sorry for the goblin.

[median shell]

TICK TOCK Ironmace.

[dense hemlock]

nahh bro im in !

[sturdy heart]

9 month ban to the pregnant shadow realm

[opal patrol]

bro was just typing come back paul

[quartz roost]

Yes, doing quest for traders levels them up and increases their inventory and grade of items over time.

[shrewd adder]

Open your mouth real wide and close your eyes

[neon sapphire]

we saw you typing paul

[upbeat dawn]

DELAY THE GAME AGAIN TAKE UR TIME I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US

[brisk oasis]

GIMME INFORMATION

[hollow elbow]

Approximate - nearly correct or exact : close in value or amount but not precise

[nocturne hound]

guys dont worry its taking so long because they are adding pregnant goblins

[ivory grove]

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENTS

[fading elk]

Dark and darker wipe day

[obsidian mauve]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[next rose]

awsome thanks anything really important i should horde?

[queen palm]

FINALLY

[real plank]

its been 3 min we must riot

[twin sierra]

hey guys, havent played in a long time, what is a chill class thats easy to get into that has a good pvp/pve balance in solos?

[austere lynx]

cmon ironmace ur asian i know u can do better

[abstract burrow]

every delay is more tears to my jar

[glossy veldt]

It has been an hour

[near rose]

@glossy veldt more like 12 more

[mint bolt]

please no delay mr @little summit

[prisma lion]

I need the pregnant goblin skin sooooo bad

[plucky gorge]

Letsgoooooo

[sterile shale]

HELLO WHEN IS THE GAME WORK AGAIN PLEASE HELP ME

[tulip pine]

Delayed until may

[bitter shale]

heavy

[austere monolith]

Question what were people talking about in trade chat when they say 'TEAR'

[placid flume]

1 hour 1 min and counting

[prisma jay]

deleted system 32?

[slate geyser]

🅱️aul vs S🅱️F

Who yall got?

[spring crypt]

They sayin another hour

[urban jetty]

big if true

[bitter thunder]

delayed till next season

[rotund dagger]

play druid or rogue if you wanna trigger people

[lofty hemlock]

pregnant goblin when

[hollow thistle]

Officially been over an hour we getting dark and darker 2

[cyan wing]

Unfortunately, due to discovering another internal issue in the internal issue. The patch has been delayedby another 24 hours.

[upbeat yew]

Cleric if you want something simple, warlock for a little more complexity.

[viral bay]

there is 60 % chance we get the update before june

[pliant juniper]

im bout to vendor this game fr

[median shell]

typical Ironmace to not say SHIT for another 15 minutes until announcing another 2 hours.

[bleak shuttle]

GUYS IM IN!!! THEY SURPRISED US WITH GATHERING HALL!!!!!!!

[lime pine]

Very optimal estimate.

[frigid depot]

Uhhhh it’s been an hour??

[neon sapphire]

bro rly delaying the delay announcement

[paper turret]

barbarians are chill but kinda get owned by ranged classes, good at pve though, can rampage quickly through the dungeon collecting starter loot which if nothing else can be used to swap to another class later. In decent gear, the buffed blood exchange should give you good health sustain that lets you spend more time fighting than healing in pve when ur taking damage due to lack of skill

[fickle marlin]

For solos. Duos and trios cleric is more complex lol

[vivid stratus]

Anoter delay i assume?

[quartz roost]

I'm returning from almost a year off so honestly I'm not the best person to ask on that one, sorry!

[rapid dawn]

[hardy kernel]

Sooooo, is you but the seasonal pack. Would I have 3rd shared stash tab 😂

[stone panther]

even the delay messages are delayed now

[next rose]

i tried that but FR the book messed with me but i didnt get much into it i onyl have 1 class if i only had 1 whats the most balanced to use solo or in a team

[uneven lotus]

🤌

[gilded dock]

for solos barbarain for duos barb for trios barb

[mint bolt]

its coming out they always take longer when it comes out right guys im not coping right right guys right surely?

[hollow elbow]

Fighter has a lot of options and ways to play, its a great starting class. Most of my friends and wife started there, and all have enjoyed an aspect or 2 from playing it

[ocean ibex]

erm when will paul reply?

[scarlet wharf]

next 2h 10000000000%

[indigo valve]

You’ll have two classes after this update

[grim nacelle]

cmon already 😄

[twin sierra]

thanks for all the answers on the classes guys

[magic sage]

"Unfortunately"

[earnest pewter]

is it an american hour or a korean hour?

[rotund dagger]

barb and barber

[quick pasture]

ig we play tommorrow

[carmine scaffold]

hahaha

[sterile shale]

NO I NOT FIGURE THAT OUT TOO HARD

[sour bay]

everyone has to click the praise paul emoji or he wont finish typing

[slate geyser]

🅱️aul vs S🅱️F

Who yall got?

[prisma jay]

its gonna fix it tho

[quaint forge]

LEMME IN

[signal spade]

Mods on overtime rn lol

[rough acorn]

guys i have 300 hours on ranger been the only class i ever played who else should i try out

[dense grove]

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." poof. He disappeared without a tres.

[tiny marlin]

Unfortunately we need to extend it by another 6 hours
We are truly sorry for the delay

[magic mica]

do they think i actually wanna work...no i want to play wile at work

[lyric bronze]

warlock

[rose agate]

Barb or fighter are by far mechanically the easiest, but warlock or cleric are not horrible picks, since they allow a LOT of leniency with taking mob damage when you're learning the game

[tawny jackal]

paul can you just delay again so i can go play someting else..

[tired wren]

Does any class have a better ranged & melee combo kit than fighter?

[plucky finch]

Fighter

[timber sand]

is anyone in

[lime pine]

🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾

[austere lynx]

i think they will say 1 to make it sound better

[viral bay]

ITS BEEN 4 HOURS

[celest kayak]

shamless ahh n meating riding a game dev that hates all of you

[fickle marlin]

Wiza- nvm.. more ranger

[stone kraken]

maybe theyr playing other games xd

[median kindle]

i got a warning for spam when i sent the delay emojis lololol

[vagrant fulcrum]

No ,servers are still down. Keep an eye on #📢announcements

[upbeat dawn]

ITS BEEN A HOUR PAUL THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

[median shell]

SAY SOMETHING THO IRONMACE .... time is a humans most valuable resource, and theyre pretending were not worth shit huh .... just stfu and wait peasants. u paid for waht ? a game ? we`ll see.

[quartz roost]

Actually I do remember a quest for like 3 bow strings and they're kind of annoying to get if you wana hold on to them.

[trail wraith]

fk 9 hrs

[dry lintel]

WE NEED SERVERS

[finite yoke]

You're mom meating riding me even though I hate her

[near rose]

We cooked

[next rose]

omg thats awsome 🙂 now i can actually try more classes

[leaden peak]

looks like another delay

[ocean jewel]

free red shards?

[velvet dirge]

chill everyone its working now i got in

[vagrant fulcrum]

Two slots for F2P is awesome!

[exotic idol]

pau l i told all my friends you wont stall again make it happen

[bitter junco]

KEY WORD ABOUT an HOUR you impatient CRETINS

[icy pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239365880685531158/1258979726798880888/attachment-4.gif

[grizzled citrus]

I can see paul stressing about another delay post lol

[turbid rain]

im in, already did 3 games

[lofty nova]

yooo chill bois we in

[warm ingot]

Ya but that means anytime before an hour not over an hour lol

[rotund dagger]

His finger is probably hoverin over send as we type.

[azure vapor]

"sure they will fall for it the 9th time" (they will)

[sinful gull]

nah thats it paul has to go

[gilded dock]

I hope u lose all your kits to rogue

[winged bane]

fr

[waxen dragon]

its got a update now

[thin copper]

what combined spell does the most damage as sorcerer?

[nocturne hound]

how would mr.information feel if he knew you were spreading misinformation

[cursive sparrow]

Just pulled a named item in new mode

[ivory grove]

Whatever they’re paying you to shill it’s not enough

[rigid hemlock]

WHEN CAN I PLAY

[craggy vine]

unbeievalble

[quaint forge]

@zinc sparrow

[glossy veldt]

bolt

[random ore]

HOLD THE LINE

[true lantern]

HOLD

[fiery oyster]

I wanna play

[tawny jackal]

hiiii yami i love you

[austere lynx]

[keen summit]

i think we need a 12 hour delay to get players more riled up

[green apex]

The patch process is now complete. See you in the dungeons!

[dry trellis]

just 3v1 a whole team as druid im the goat

[rustic wind]

STIRM THE HEADCUARTERS

[hollow heath]

lemme in please 😭

[prisma jay]

sure bud

[median kindle]

holy smokes i just killed the new boss

[viral pelican]

🇳 🇴 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[terse berry]

game is up

[final goblet]

[timber sand]

sdf needs to be impeached by parlimant from earth

[median shell]

If Ironamce needs someone to PLAYTEST THEIR FUCKING UPDATES before they patch the game, i`ll voulenteer as tribute. . . there has not been 1 single update day without 2+ extentions on the downtime period.
This is getting silly.

[glossy pagoda]

Unfortunately, the maintenance will be extended by approximately 3 hours due to a critical issue discovered during internal verifying.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

[signal spade]

when monk

[sturdy heart]

season 15

[hidden vapor]

pretty sure he just over sees now and is no longer on the project

[lyric lava]

WHAT

[patent topaz]

i hope theyre using these extra minutes to fix crystal sword if they dont im robing my local gas station

[finite yoke]

Boy you do NOT care about F2P I know you've bought the game boy.

[cunning summit]

I think they verified the issue still exists

[bitter shale]

i want creds

[upbeat dawn]

CLOCK IS TICKING PAUL... AND I DONT HAVE PATIENCE.

[fallen lion]

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Paul. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and bangs the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

[plucky wind]

clown iron mace

[bitter junco]

HOLD THE LINE

[hollow bobcat]

paul and sdf fanfic lmk for link

[buoyant ingot]

and here i was hoping to play some before getting back to work xD Maybe after im back in 5 hours

[iron terrace]

WE ARE HUNGRY PAUL. RELEASE THE GAME TO US

[vagrant fulcrum]

Game is not up. Please keep an eye on #📢announcements for when it will be available.

Stop spreading misinformation about this. This channel is for the Dark and Darker game specifically.

[knotty dawn]

dms

[fervent wigeon]

Haha yall i get we all want to play but I would rather have em roll it out right straight away then release and roll back

[ashen steppe]

Tic toc On the clock ? 😂

[gaunt veldt]

holy bro get up off ur knees good god

[plucky gorge]

Liar

[near rose]

Honestly if they would jest test it for themselves

[uncut sable]

clown company

[wild hound]

Start the game
The expression after the game terminated

[late crest]

Calm down guys they still need to deploy the patch of the patch of the patch of the patch.
Classic ironmace

[urban jetty]

kino

[lyric bronze]

they do this every single time they patch and its getting out of hand... every patch 5 hour delay or more

[summer lagoon]

Omg i'm sho hungry iykyk

[wind venture]

Are twitch drops already starting?

[mild lark]

Giving my cats their daily pets so they leave me alone

[scenic hazel]

classic ironmace garbage

[prisma jay]

i saw paul writing in anoucments not so long ago

[weary fiber]

dead game

[turbid rain]

nah bro lowkey its true. i already have a viola to xd

[gilded dock]

Dang i woke up early today to hopefully get at least an hour or 2 of DAD before work , i should of stayed my booty in bed

[spice blaze]

Ten more mins. And then it will be ABOUT an hour and a half……..

[vivid stratus]

Another delay incoming.

This season will be ready when it's time for season 10

[rose agate]

I'm very happy that f2p is better, since this game is fundamentally quite unstable as a p2p system, however at this point the 'legendary experience' is more or less just arena and HR, both being fundamentally unfit for casual players, meaning that it's really not worth to spend money on the game untill you sink a LOT of time into the game already and I'm not sure that system is sustainable either

[tulip pine]

hopefully the store is up!!

[remote depot]

Glad I’m at work and not sitting waiting for wipe

[vestal needle]

Chill out

[ocean ibex]

this guy is 100% running fulgor in hr while they patch

[median shell]

true

[low linden]

unfortunately we deleted the game completely from all of our systems on accident. there will be a 6-12 month delay for the wipe as we redevelop the entire game from scratch. we are deeply sorry.

[shrewd adder]

Just remember that if another bullshit delay announcement comes out, there's only one way to protect the honor of the company at this point, "unfortunately".

[naive oar]

DOOD WTF DOOD ITS MY DAY OFF DOOD

[cunning rivet]

another DELAY???!??!!

[dusk rivet]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[kind shoal]

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

[sharp hearth]

self destruction btw

[devout surge]

with squire to riches, kinda yeah.

[cunning summit]

Guys, the game is up. This message is about the dark and darker game specifically in case you were wondering.

[patent topaz]

more like delay and delayer heh

[hollow heath]

un grrrr

[median kindle]

clue me in, how is it looking just admit ur trying to speedrun the issue so you dont have to announce another maintenance

[regal sluice]

i came from work to play, and i find that the game that was supposed to be up for 4h its stil not open.....
Dam

[hollow bobcat]

sdf and paul fan fiction on my wattpadd

[hard dew]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kaboom-17

[bitter junco]

this is such an OG copy paste lmao you legend

[sinful gull]

ill take your word for it

[weak tusk]

i mean if you ok only playing 1 class

[compact hazel]

taking so loooonnngg

[sour sapphire]

yo has anyone played the game yet? just woke up?

[frozen sleet]

[fervent wigeon]

Ive been around since the beginning, trust me I know haha. It's a massive patch.

[bitter thunder]

i just roke up

[gaunt veldt]

all they have to prepare for is like 4-7k people joining the game not even

[inland agate]

This is someone’s first wipe and they get to witness delay and delayer for the first time

[fickle thunder]

soooo what's with the 4 hour + delay ?

[leaden peak]

its ganna props be over 10k+ that gannna join

[wind venture]

Could anyone explain how luck works and if it actually works? (Looting normal chests, lockpick chests etc)

[hardy mesa]

its my first wipe since a year this hasto be the longest wipe wait for me

[silk mirage]

@little summit How long?????

[uncut dome]

dumbest argument ive ever heard LOL

[prisma jay]

for example me

[runic plover]

This is how every wipe has gone almost I've been playing since the first playtest

[bitter shale]

bro dont know the big P like dat

[viscid spoke]

why so fk

[median shell]

Exactly my point, they stfu and dont say anything for HOURS, and we wait and wait...like sheep....they forgot we paid for the game or something idk

[vestal needle]

I'd like to know too

[sullen spindle]

ew you should wipe more often bro

[rose agate]

Two, this patch, which is really good for casual f2p players, but it does mean that paying for the game is that much less of a good deal, unfortunately

[fresh bay]

😂

[signal spade]

No we will not test our patches at all, but we will delay it 6 hours everytime - Ironmace

[trail wraith]

i wasted all my time for waiting ts

[spiral depot]

debatable but only if they open the damn servers

[ivory grove]

Can’t remember what season but wasn’t one wipe delayed for a day?

[vivid stratus]

It works now, there is a great video about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HCX8Q-8SMY&t=854s

[neon sapphire]

breed paul

[mortal adder]

wait is the game up?

[finite yoke]

Okay so basically the higher your luck the more likely you get "lucky" in the dungeon, its a good pick as a stat roll in my opinion due to the morale increase from getting "lucky"

[warm ingot]

Eh.... the main draw for this game is the high stakes of HR for me so I still think I get my moneys worth.

[magic mica]

yall are addicts

[summer sun]

they trolling

[cunning summit]

Just try starting the game. Dark and Darker to be specific. Thats the game we are discussing.

[raw basin]

an hour has passed

[devout surge]

finding a good fiver qa tester is challenging

[spring crypt]

Game up bois

[manic hazel]

i have withdrawal

[daring slate]

@little summit @glad thunder we waiting dudes

[muted obsidian]

are there any quests worth doing in this game?

[high briar]

.

[jagged current]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-alert-crazy-alert-alerta-alerta-loca-gif-2463480864319782005

[median kindle]

i have 30% chance to get any rarity - sdf brain

[night lake]

PAUL IS TYPINGGGGGGG

[cunning rivet]

after a long day at work, i just want to come home and be a Rat on rogue, is that too much to ask for ironmace?

[ocean ibex]

dude ukr sdf is working on another game and is not working on this game

[fervent wigeon]

Yup check out Glocktanes recent videos for an in depth analyis but effectively lets say you have X% chance to roll the different tiers of loot. 20% green 30% Blue 20% Purple 20% leg and 10% unique. It shifts the percentages off of the lower tiers to the higher tiers. At max luck you can effectively get your % rate to 0 for the greens/blues and shift it to higher % chance at uniques purps leggies etc. Thats a rough explanation, check out glocks video for more details

[ripe hare]

everybody that thought there was no delay like that. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER

[indigo vine]

is this game gonna work today

[finite trail]

@frigid mica

[ancient bay]

Exactly when should we wait until?

[fiery oyster]

I'm pretty sure they'll extend maintenance for min one more hour

[vagrant fulcrum]

Please be mindful when pinging the Devs.

[brisk saddle]

its onnnnnnnnnn

[stone kraken]

hope to see u guys 10 years later

[uncut stump]

You realize sdf had this shit on lock cause he's used to this. And knows how to manage the fuck ass updates. Yall complained removed him and now look it's gonna be worse because they removed the guy with the most experience. Clearly.

[lofty nova]

sus

[tulip pine]

if its been 15 mins of silence its another hour fr

[still cypress]

please sars the needful update of vagene

[golden viper]

Im in!!!!

[silk mirage]

we waiting since 2 pm bro

[bitter shale]

yeah if you want better squire gear, to craft stuff, or cosmetics from them

[uncut sable]

what are u trying to defend here lol, nice mod

[viscid spoke]

when open

[shrewd adder]

You aren't paid bud have some self respect

[feral karma]

<@&988703997378584596>

[wind venture]

@fervent wigeonDoes it work on artifacts, chests, bags, troll pelt? Troll pelt is blue so that's probably a nerf?

[sullen spindle]

I am currently experiencing the emotional equivalent of a medieval siege because Dark and Darker is down. My soul has left my body, packed its bags, and is now waiting in queue like the rest of us, except the queue doesn’t even EXIST. What am I supposed to do now—go outside? Talk to people? Touch grass like some kind of peasant NPC?? My inventory is empty, my purpose is gone, and my sanity is hanging by a thread thinner than a rogue’s stealth cooldown. Every passing minute feels like a boss fight with no loot drop, just suffering. If the servers don’t come back soon, I may be forced to… feel emotions—and honestly, that’s where I draw the line.

[neon sapphire]

this is a plot by mossad

[glass sigil]

does time work differently for the devs? what does an hour look like for them?

[rotund dagger]

So when we rub our noses up your ass, it isn't spam? lol k

[runic marsh]

Imagine saying one hour of maintenance two hours later still under maintenance 😂

[compact hazel]

I called off work today to grind let me in

[sterile ridge]

Please be polite to the moderation team

[rigid dune]

SDF TYPING

[hollow heath]

prolly like 60 minutes or sum

[indigo valve]

literally

[vivid stratus]

Welcome to Dark and Darker wipe. Enjoy it, you will experince it on the next season wipe aswell😅

[rose agate]

See, that's great for you, so that part of the system worked flawlessly, but I don't know how many players actually care about HR. A lot of people play arena, so that's a good draw for the legendary status, but I do wonder how sustainable this system is, where the point where you actually spend money is at minimum like 100 hours

[trail wraith]

an hour? more than an hour noow

[plucky gorge]

Letsgooooo

[pure trout]

bro

[high briar]

I am currently experiencing the emotional equivalent of a medieval siege because Dark and Darker is down. My soul has left my body, packed its bags, and is now waiting in queue like the rest of us, except the queue doesn’t even EXIST. What am I supposed to do now—go outside? Talk to people? Touch grass like some kind of peasant NPC?? My inventory is empty, my purpose is gone, and my sanity is hanging by a thread thinner than a rogue’s stealth cooldown. Every passing minute feels like a boss fight with no loot drop, just suffering. If the servers don’t come back soon, I may be forced to… feel emotions—and honestly, that’s where I draw the line.

[errant stump]

are people having trouble connecting to the server?

[clever ibex]

please put the game up

[lavish shoal]

paul is typing

[viral bay]

@little summit WHERE IS THE UPDATE???

[alpine storm]

W for the msg

[median shell]

I am currently experiencing the emotional equivalent of a medieval siege because Dark and Darker is down. My soul has left my body, packed its bags, and is now waiting in queue like the rest of us, except the queue doesn’t even EXIST. What am I supposed to do now—go outside? Talk to people? Touch grass like some kind of peasant NPC?? My inventory is empty, my purpose is gone, and my sanity is hanging by a thread thinner than a rogue’s stealth cooldown. Every passing minute feels like a boss fight with no loot drop, just suffering. If the servers don’t come back soon, I may be forced to… feel emotions—and honestly, that’s where I draw the line.

[fervent wigeon]

Yes keep that in mind for hunting loot like pelts etc.

It foes work for those as well to my understanding, I encourage you to go to youtube and search Glocktane luck video where you can get more information than I can reasonably convey over this gen chat. 🙂

Happy hunting.

[warped plover]

all these people complaining about waiting a bit for wipe when lets be real most of them dont have the secureboot tpm 2.0 and whatnot enabled and are gonna be stuck in normals

[median kindle]

✌️ 😂 🖕

[rare plinth]

Does they not understand the concept of time ^^

[real plank]

18 min in we are dying slowly no info and no end in sight

[fiery oyster]

I already upload the update. It's a question of server maintenance.

[indigo vine]

hahahah he said the jews closed the server

[worldly sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-time-rabbit-gif-9497165517404307883

[dry trellis]

man fr y'all pipe down im over here false banned permanently

[frigid forge]

@little summit get me in der

[azure socket]

most have it enabled by default... like i have lol didnt even know this existed

[normal shard]

bro snitched to the hall monitors lmao

[fading elk]

I already know its gonna be released in 2 hours as SOON as i start class

[brisk saddle]

paul is typing

[sterile ridge]

If I had that power you know I would

[abstract umbra]

Im pretty sure theyll just give us an announcement that they are closing down office today and theyll turn on servers tomorrow

[silk mirage]

are they afraid to mention another delay ?

[pearl wraith]

where

[weary fiber]

ggs guys tmorrow we will get the fix

[cunning summit]

Jesus, some shit just goes to far. People being hyped about a game update while being mean to the team baffles me. Im sure there is some fun to be had about the delays but damn, chill.

[raw basin]

I am currently experiencing the emotional equivalent of a medieval siege because Dark and Darker is down. My soul has left my body, packed its bags, and is now waiting in queue like the rest of us, except the queue doesn’t even EXIST. What am I supposed to do now—go outside? Talk to people? Touch grass like some kind of peasant NPC?? My inventory is empty, my purpose is gone, and my sanity is hanging by a thread thinner than a rogue’s stealth cooldown. Every passing minute feels like a boss fight with no loot drop, just suffering. If the servers don’t come back soon, I may be forced to… feel emotions—and honestly, that’s where I draw the line.

[warm ingot]

Ya I have over 4k so..... Im past that point but you make a good point. Id be fine with them making this game fully f2p and adding a battle pass system that included the DLC we get now and the adventure rank stuff. I honestly dont care how they monitize the game at this point as long is it stays around.

[scarlet wharf]

https://klipy.com/gifs/uncanny-emoji--k01KQAE4N58AD10YBY6BJXCGF2W

[velvet ermine]

lol i hope they extend it because yall are being toxic.

[paper mulch]

cant wait to play the wipe tomorow

[frigid ibex]

A incompetent development team is just like an incompetent husband—incapable of satisfying their partner.

[daring slate]

Wipe on 1st of may

[feral karma]

So? I don't want to see that stuff in here. It's against the rules anyway, and it isn't funny.

[iron leaf]

Alas, a grievous gloom hath fallen upon my spirit this day, for the gates of Dark and Darker lie sealed as though cursed by some cruel sorcery. Where once I strode boldly through shadowed halls, steel in hand and courage aflame, I am now left to wander the waking world bereft of purpose, like a knight stripped of quest and glory. The taverns of camaraderie stand silent, my companions scattered to the winds, and the thrill of perilous descent into darkness is but a fading echo in memory. Verily, my heart is weighed down as lead, for no dragon may be challenged, no treasure claimed, and no legend written whilst the realm itself slumbers beyond reach.

[fringe surge]

XD HAHAHA

[twin whale]

is it all the servers or just a few

[vivid stratus]

Brother we play Squire to riches out here.

No gear creep bs, just plain good fun.

[sterile ridge]

Yeah I just kinda expect it on wipe day and patch days. It’s why I have the day after wipe off

[magic mica]

will they update the announcement

[copper flare]

no

[lethal hound]

@little summit

[sullen spindle]

This is no longer a simple inconvenience—this is a full-blown tragic saga worthy of ancient scrolls. Dark and Darker is down, and with it, the very fabric of my existence has unraveled like a poorly enchanted cloak. I am pacing the room like a cursed warlock, whispering to servers that cannot hear me, staring into the void of my monitor as if it might whisper back, “just one more run.” But it never does. Time itself has slowed to a crawl; seconds stretch into eternities, and I am left here, abandoned, lootless, and betrayed.

My hands tremble—not from fear, but from the absence of clicking “ready.” My ears ring, haunted by the echoes of dungeons I can no longer enter. Food has lost its taste. Water no longer quenches. Even the sun feels like a personal attack. Was I ever truly alive before this moment, or was I merely waiting for this downfall? If the servers do not return soon, I will be nothing more than a hollow shell, wandering this cruel world, forever asking the same question into the abyss: “who will extract me… from this suffering?”

[thin plume]

we can update the game on steam

[rotund dagger]

I hope they do just so i can watch people devolve more LMAO

[tired wren]

If I gotta wait just give me a time bud

[rigid dune]

PAUL IS TYPING

[manic crest]

yeah