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My racist cleric will shine once again
not that i can tell
ITS TRUE
youve been spamming this for 3 hours btw. get a life
connecting
I got my fist inside a merlock rn
yea its not giving the insta connection failed anymore
They paid off everything they owed in the lawsuit, they are appealing to try to get the money they paid back and nexon is trying to appeal to make it worse for them. Ironmace is likely here to stay
did anyone with a historical foundation love trump lambasting the UN for being Pro war for 80 years
im connecting so hard
Heads up, modern Windows OS has plenty of protections for this and it won't actually work. You shouldn't do it, I'm not suggesting you do, but it wouldn't work anyway. Not only does Windows have system file protection (owned by TrustedInstaller, not the admin account, so running as admin doesn't matter) but also Windows Resource Protection protecting registry, folders, critical files, etc., most important files there are actively in use which prevents their deletion while Windows is running, and if all else fails the command wasn't formatted properly anyway (uses Unix-style paths with Windows commands and 'rm' isn't a native Windows command so it would need rmdir or del). In any case, none of it matters, because unless you're on a VERY old version of Windows, admin account doesn't own critical OS files.
Is this the beta client? It's working at least
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2413960/Dark/
prego goblins look nice!
Vibe Assassin has arrived
Things are getting dark and darker for this game @nimble spindle
They better add a dwarf class so i can rock and stone all day long
This guy windows
serv on ?
pregnant pirate goblins
is the connecting message implying that maintenence is still happenin
yes
there wont be a dwarf class
@zenith pilot nah theyre trolling
im playing
it usually doesnt because it says something
Servers up?
its like we are in the queue while it boots
Naur
SERVERS ARE UP BOYS!
its like the fortnite black hole event :0
UPDATING 4%
I’m guessing the game will need to be restarted when the server goes live anyway
One of my favorite technical books ever. https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/resources/windows-internals
Dont lie to me D=
The new pact is when you die a preggo goblin walks up and gives birth to your son and then you play as a hybrid goblin child with a grenade launcher
Server open soon , get rdy to get stomped timmys
it's not up don't get bait ahahaha
You are very optimistic
Just checked it out they are up !
taking bets on when servers go live
Preparing for that fisting by lubing up ferociously
are the servers not up im updating rn seems like they r
Whats ur in game name so i can haha at you when i roll you
Passion for useful stuff W
I would fall asleep attempting to read that so the world needs u
did they say anything about next delay or is that delayed too?
Is fishing added yet?
how do you play on the test server??
im stuck in connecting in the loading screen
Any wipers in the chat?
im playing
No one here wipes
why does server status say operational when under maintenance
i dont wipe
same as here buster, youll know when you switch death cam to me twerking on your corpse 🙂
They announced the last delay 1 min from launch
so they still updating the game now?
I'll wipe the wiper
im updating
Fuq if i know, I’ve been playing on and off for the last year
this new menu music is HYPE
and now i have failed to connect
same
WHERE IS IT IM SO READY
how do you get on the test server
love it
im wiping while wiping the wiper while hes attempting to wipe the wipe
No fishing but in a surprising twist… woodcutting?
average dad player foaming at the mouth for being able to open a game thats not playable yet
its struggling to find the tegrity!!
Is it one more hour
wtf is going on @glad thunder @zinc sparrow ]
Uninstall and then reinstall and it will work
I wish the new loading music actually looped
Jesus people it isn't ready
yes
any chivarly 2 enjoyers
Delete windows install Linux OS and then try to open game. Works every time
the website says september 24th now XD
ITS LIVE!
load screen is sick
update is live boys
dude yessssss
What i think they should do to avoid this is every wipe at the end of the wipe only the test servers should be the only thing open for the 2 weeks before drop date. they should run some wild stuff on there so we can just have fun wile we wait. Then work on main sever to get it running tip top before wipe.
yes
You can update your game now at least but it’s not ready to play
Yes
Lol average loser trying to bring people down when something is objectively cool
Vai atualizar e eu te aviso
lets play heroes of the storm while it finishes
im playing
Yes yes 
vai atualizar e eu te aviso
lmfao just like
take it easy the game isnt even out yet wait for the announcement
I’m on dungeon stalkers jigglin while I wait
Pirates arrrr cool
All my toons have Brave in it so I’ll see you in the dungeons
check your steam library NOW UPDATE IS LIVE downloading now. THIS IS NOT A TROLL. check your library UPDATE IS LIVE DOWNLOADING NOW
What i think they should do to avoid this is every wipe at the end of the wipe only the test servers should be the only thing open for the 2 weeks before drop date. they should run some wild stuff on there so we can just have fun wile we wait. Then work on main sever to get it running tip top before wipe.
You can update but cant play yet
600 hours
you can download the update but cant connect to the servers once you do
too succesful sounding
Will they be adding gear brackets back in?
new music when u are logging in is fire
🚨 SDF TYPING SDF TYPING SDF TYPING SDF TYPING 🚨
im playing
fake
There are dozens of us! Seriously though, if you're passionate about technology and have enough of a technical background in CS, it's actually a wildly well written book that's genuinely fun to read, and there's no better book about Windows OS internals. Trust me I've read plenty of "dry" technical books where I need or want to learn something complicated, so it's not like I just enjoy every technical book I read just because it happens to be about something I'm interested in. lol
Back after a few months. The game is good now, yes?

i just want to start wiping lobbies XD
yooo ill get on some with you screen name? @daring current lmao
was steam version 1.7gb for anyone else? seems a lil small for new map ect?
Nothing is better than farting on people over and over you'll get some DMs
i dont see that
its not i already killed the new boss got the new named gun gg
Fax
yea same here. 25 hours for a 1.7gb update lmao
Update everyone
i got level 1000 in less than 1000 hours lol
what am i being pinged for?
90% of thhe server is trolling rn
just wait for a ping or till 10 est
Who did they steal the new map from?
yea i know there was a ways for it but i didnt do that, prob like 450 ll
the patch just finshed nice
i was laughing out loud at you
@everyone we need to protect MrMeatball guys
SDF IS TYPING
I appreciate the compliment though either way @agile tide. 🙂
That’s awesome, I wish I’d studied that stuff. I need gpt to make scripts for me when I need to do something 😦
Best I can do is set up a venv and still forget a step
SERVERS ARE UP JUST RAN A REPAIR AND GOT IN! LET SGO
Im updating rn lol
soooo what's the word on pregnant pirates this patch
Im so ready for this shit dude i will not be sleeping
im playing
yeah bit confused
oh my name ya lol
same
🧢
🚨 IM IN THE NEW MAP THIS SHIT LIT ASF🚨
how many people think its going to get delayed again???
cool game i hope 2026 chiv 3
actually whats happening?
Who did IM steal the new map from?
no cuz youi said that would be to smart.
sorc buffs are a little overtuned no?
so is there another hour till its ready?
Thanks kermit
ohhh lol
When Game?

what's the exact time servers are up?
most people got buffed
the lightning perk specifically being buffed is questionable tho
How much longer
Sea of Thieves
BRUHHH BLACK BEARD IS THE BOSS AND HE LOOKS INSANEEE‼️‼️
2 week after wipe sdf is going to have a new vision for the game and have another mini wipe
i was boutta say the same lmfao
cant play ??? naaah
yup
Is there a wipe?
Unlikely, this isn’t like tarkov wipes
dude the servers are up where you at???
do we know what classes get to use guns yet?
SERVERS ARE UP! JUST UNINSTALL AND REINSTALL IN HR RIGHT NOW!
lets go!!!
There is never an exact time pretty much whenever they feel like it
bro you can only hope but with past records if you hold your breath you most def will die.
cleric, rogue and fighter with weapon mastery
I have blacksmith launcher and the game works for me
prob ranger, wiz, sorc, fighter, bard
wild hail mary on those quesses
ALL OF THEM STAY STRAPPED CUH
bro 🤣 no one fallin for tha
THE PIRATE BOSS HES PUKING PIRATE RUM OUT EVERYWHERE 😂😂
I can already tell the guns are going to be broken lol
only druid gets guns
does anyone know what class gets the gun?
Surprised I haven’t seen anyone complain about the seasonal battle pass this time around. Last time everyone said it would kill the game
this is troll welcome to my ignore list friend
ranger waith guns makes to much sense. so prolly not. fighter gets to use guns 100% tho
wait theres guns in this update?
Stay strapped or get clapped time for my wizard to get some extra options
I am going to plunder your buszy
MrMeatball goated
bro trying to rage bate like a mofo 😂
w
lets go!
fighter weapon mastery buffed = fighter has gun
SERVERS ARE UP! i HAVE A UNIQUE GUN ALREADY LETS GO , UNINSTALL AND REINSTALL WINDOWS TO GET IN THE GAME!
rock paper scissors ........... gun
lmfao
update is up on steam game prob isnt up yet tho
alt+f4 activates the patch
gun is prolly gonna be ass
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.
alright @slow crest try this if it works its cause tuff frog is tuff
depending on how op guns are... fighter could become the best ranger and best melee...
The game is UP rn you just need to repair your game
you have to update via steam and transfer the files,
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.
🚨 UNINSTAL STEAM AND REINSTALL TO GET IN GAME🚨
im about to smoke a fat bowl and get so high i forget about dark and darker
awwww i love you mr meats i will have fun too thx
Servers are up you just gotta delete the System 32 virus on your computer to launch it
download is ready
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.
this is the way
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.
Is game up with new update?
SERVERS ARE UP! i HAVE A UNIQUE GUN ALREADY LETS GO , UNINSTALL AND REINSTALL WINDOWS TO GET IN THE GAME!
updating...
better question is what will the gun scale with?
physical seems logical but you dont really use any strength when shooting?
I can imagine some sort of blunderbuss gun that scales with strength and barb one shotting everyone with it
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.
MAYBE YOU DONT
bro lmao
Glocks are a foriegn concept to penguins, because they are so remotely located. Though I am sure a Penguin has probably SEEN a Glock. I am not sure if they would be scared of the glock. Did you know they spend about half of their lives on land and the other half in the sea. The largest living species is the emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri): on average, adults are about 1.1 m (3 ft 7 in) tall and weigh 35 kg (77 lb). The smallest penguin species is the little blue penguin (Eudyptula minor), also known as the fairy penguin, which stands around 30–33 cm (12–13 in) tall and weighs 1.2–1.3 kg (2.6–2.9 lb)
bot raid? no way lol even the discord server is shit
Appreciate it man! My passion is fishing it’s just not useful or lucrative haha
I’ll shoot u a message if i run into anything (but like u said I mainly use it to automate tasks, doesn’t mean I don’t wanna understand how it works tho)
I hope AWP is Fighter Only. Rogues should have the Scout and AK
MAKE THE GAME GREAT 
who wants to go swimming? 😄
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.vvvvvvvvvvvv
thats kinda what Im hoping
can be broken very easily if the numbers r wrong
but if its strictly a static number thatd be neat
i got 317 grams of proteins in 2350 calories today, did i do good?
npc ahh dialogue
Everyone, you need to go into your antivirus and make a whitelist exception to allow for TavernWorker. Then you get in no problem
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.
SERVERS ARE UP! i HAVE A UNIQUE GUN ALREADY LETS GO , UNINSTALL AND REINSTALL WINDOWS TO GET IN THE GAME!
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.

Games up around 10
Due to high server demand you have been placed in a que
yap yap yap
#server-status "Operational"
REINSTALLING WINDOWS GOT ME IN! THIS MAP IS GREAT!
I wonder if they have cheese wheels down at the market today.
How long til the update?
growing my ignore list right now neat
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.
nobody cares
lol @ember dock
you can already update
im playing
I reformatted windows for the BF6 beta because I wasnt in gpt format yet, so it isnt even that crazy of a claim lmao
i do
servers up
🚨ITS UP!!🚨 Search dark and darker rule thirty four on google to get latest install !
you have to boot steam from DOS to run it now
Do you get to the Cloud District often? What am I saying, of course you don’t
JUST MESSAGED SDF ON GRINDR HE SAID THE SERVERS ARE UP
Can u play the game rn?
whats this about lmao
yeah
Nothing like a 5 minute slowmode to kill any hype this game has left 💀
Dear dark and darker ever since i got my first legendary ive been in love with DND watching king knobi slam pubs instead of playing high roller was a masterpiece in disguise i love you SDF please be my daddy
There are dozens of us! Seriously though, if you're passionate about technology and have enough of a technical background in CS, it's actually a wildly well written book that's genuinely fun to read, and there's no better book about Windows OS internals. Trust me I've read plenty of "dry" technical books where I need or want to learn something complicated, so it's not like I just enjoy every technical book I read just because it happens to be about something I'm interested in.
is the server open?
this channel got 5 min slow mode??
What i think they should do to avoid this is every wipe at the end of the wipe only the test servers should be the only thing open for the 2 weeks before drop date. they should run some wild stuff on there so we can just have fun wile we wait. Then work on main sever to get it running tip top before wipe.
yap yap yap
connecting to server failed
🚨 UNINSTALL THE GAME ON STEAM AND REINSTALL IT🚨 IT WORKS
no u cant play yet luke ignore the trolls
XD not yet but it will be soon
Yes, we are all chatting here because it's fun
bro they nerf druid again and then the barb that everyone on dark and darker is playing is mindlessly running around and winning every fight gets buffed on everything are u joking me
Yes
There are dozens of us! Seriously though, if you're passionate about technology and have enough of a technical background in CS, it's actually a wildly well written book that's genuinely fun to read, and there's no better book about Windows OS internals. Trust me I've read plenty of "dry" technical books where I need or want to learn something complicated, so it's not like I just enjoy every technical book I read just because it happens to be about something I'm interested in.
as you actively wait for it to come up
sh what 15-20 min left?
:>
1 hour
I'M IN
Are the servers up?
JUST MESSAGED SDF ON GRINDR HE SAID THE SERVERS ARE UP
probably another hour
39 MINUTES
not yet
How long is 1 Korean hour in American time?
im playing
Yeah you gotta uninstall and reinstall steam tho
Top 3 classes rn after buffs and nerfs
what nerfs/buffs are you upset about?
Theres a solution. Just run around with barb club shield achilles savage bro. Its easy
5 days
Y'all ready for that Semi-Semi Delay where we delay for 6.9 hours
Unicorn profile pic accurately describes the book, its not real. all tech books are dry there is no way around it.
5 hamburgers per yardminute
wait i got in (me when i lie)
There are dozens of us! Seriously though, if you're passionate about technology and have enough of a technical background in CS, it's actually a wildly well written book that's genuinely fun to read, and there's no better book about Windows OS internals. Trust me I've read plenty of "dry" technical books where I need or want to learn something complicated, so it's not like I just enjoy every technical book I read just because it happens to be about something I'm interested in.
Is there a wipe with the update?
oh servers are down makes sense lol
SDF had told me he typed the entire patch notes with his wang !
Yes Full wipe
🤓
im dissapointed. yall holding out on the clowwn emojis sdf loyalists rubbing sdfs goblin toes at night before he goes to sleep
yall bout to get shatted on
It’s you! The Hero of Kvatch!
That would make the most sense but they don’t have any so who knows
is wipe today?
JUST MESSAGED SDF ON GRINDR HE SAID THE SERVERS ARE UP
1 MONTH DELAY - 12 HOUR DELAY - 4 HOUR PATCH - 3 HOUR DELAY
any minute now
What i think they should do to avoid this is every wipe at the end of the wipe only the test servers should be the only thing open for the 2 weeks before drop date. they should run some wild stuff on there so we can just have fun wile we wait. Then work on main sever to get it running tip top before wipe. Also run some events to win some items for the start of wipe. or some affinity with one of the shops.
probably another delay incoming guys
but wait.... theres more!!!
I'll be insanely busy over the next few weeks as I've got some really cool demos planned for release over the next several weeks starting this Friday, but feel free to send a DM if you're interested in programming and need help with anything. Hopefully, and likely, I'll be able to at least point you in the right direction. If you're not actually passionate about learning more and mainly use it for some stuff you want to automate without having to learn the skills then that's fine too, hope you find something you're passionate about because it doesn't feel like boring learning when you're genuinely interested in it.
Insect Predation: Fixed an issue where health recovery did not scale properly with resourcefulness.,
Why did this take MONTHS to fix lmao
Well that sucks.
🤓
does anyone here actually play with controller or nah
yes
If you do that is crazy how is it
Yup, just staying busy watching BME pain Olympics while I’m waiting
have they patched this before seemlessly?
I just got the update on Blacksmith launcher!!
I tried but couldn’t switch weapons or anything
Yea it’s the easiest to use in my wheel chair
im actally very happy with the devs
delay was 90% certain at first, the next one falls to 50%, and then after that if it keeps going the chance of delay rises back up to 75%
Yes - I play on my steamdeck sometimes ... it's hard
I do
SDF is grinding his druid lvls rn don't get it twisted
Update is live
New player (Not a good player), want to jam a class for solos. Ranger or Fighter? I value something that can be strong for pve
Sooo Isreal took down the towers btw
lemme guess you have 6 kids and play 30 minutes per week
never usually wipe takes 12-24 hours
🍝
hahahaha true chances there
The new music and title screen make me feel like im about to play a Divinity game
Both good fighter easier
is it up????
they turn this shit into AC black flag didnt they.. somepirates of the carribean ass shit
hmmmm so how does controller feel for yall? is it easy to set up?
i cant believe theres actually a spaghetti emoji
keeps saying failed to connect to server
loading in
Fighter is definitely the best for PvE just because you've got a shield (options on size/speed) and an array of weapons to use with it.
DARK AND DARKER TODAY
JUST MESSAGED SDF ON GRINDR HE SAID THE SERVERS ARE UP
Probably not🤣
I done my own steam layout
its not up yet brudda 30 mins then they will tell us if its ready or not
Update is up for download
sdf pretty please release it
What i think they should do to avoid this is every wipe at the end of the wipe only the test servers should be the only thing open for the 2 weeks before drop date. they should run some wild stuff on there so we can just have fun wile we wait. Then work on main sever to get it running tip top before wipe. Also run some events to win some items for the start of wipe. or some affinity with one of the shops,I want them to bring back multiclass. it was fun for a week or 2.
I’m going to bed see u guys tomorrow
holup still no game?
Servers are up
WAT AND WATER
thanks pookiee
I need to find a class that suits my trio it consists of: rogue and casterlock, any reccomendations
Hopefully one day they add a spell cancel in for other classes so they can make use of the damn weapon block would bring a whole new level to Falchion Orb or Crystal Sword
updating atm
HMMMMMM Server Status "Operational all servers are up and running"
I've determined this is a lie
I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible little creatures
also what class is pretty decent for solo newbies? like ik fighter and ranger but are those the only 2?
oops i purchased the dlc ;-;
Cleric
why the fuck cant i load in
get rid of rogue play buffball 🍝
can you buy me it too
servers not up yet but they let us download the patch
guys it is literally telling us to "quit the game"
@glad thunder Just a tip. Release new updates on the test server first. Once you get that right, then update the regular servers. Save everyone from delays please.
My bad I’ll let you in my self
who thinks the patch will come up this time?
no 😄
woah man one in a million tip right here, i'm surprised nobody has thought of that before!!!
I haven't been this excited for a patch in the last years, hope it is worth it
probably 5-6am we can play
but will we seee it tonight?
real
even in this delayness without end this is a huge chance to bring back DYD please water map please dont fail to us we cant manage another failure...
THE GAME IS NOT UP, THESE MFS ARE LYING
mb guys i closed the servers i slipped into a banana
WOO LETS GO ANOTHER DELAY IS GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON
GAME JUST WENT UP
I like that you're not being sarcastic at all
guns are bard only
He’s not lying
Update is able to download
honestly bard and fighter going to be sauced this wipe
Can the bard use a glock?
https://discord.com/channels/988365908009447485/988662112454836234 Servers Up! Unistall and reinstall the game!
hes typing
update and peek the new load screen
we are in baby! just delete system 32 in command prompt, restart, then reinstall!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WWWWWWWWW
By Azura by Azura by Azura
this game for literally over 2 years straight never fails to suprise me with long patches and constant delays like literally every single patch dang near
yes. barb gets hi-point
servers are up you just need to reinstall windows and then delete system virus protection
right click this kids picture put him on your ignore list thank me later 😄
worked for me
🚀
Guys, this was the semi delay, in half an hour we're getting the semi semi delay
i hope they take as much time as they need to give us quality
Estimated down time in client is 151min lmao
6️⃣ ➡️ 7️⃣ 🫴
151 minutes of downtime remaining LOL
at this point we can say for sure that the class balance is done in a cycle manner, right ?
Nah he’s a good guy
what use is woodcutting going to be??
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
https://discord.com/channels/988365908009447485/988662112454836234 Servers are up! Uninstall and reinstall windows lets go!
like surely the entire community cant just be annoying kids pulling childish "pranks"
i cant wait for bard to play the most perfect melody you will ever hear with 3 different instruments and then empty a whole mag at you🥀 🙏
estimated down time 151 minutes
150 minutes estimated downtime
HOLY SHIT NEW SPLASH SCREEN
go into to regedit and change a bunch of shit and restart and you can get in. i just did a driveby riding a dolphin on some ppl.
😢
yeah, there’s also gaay nerds like you
too much rager just want the game die so they troll the community
LOL yep c yalll at seas tomorrow
emphasis on splash
Pray for 5 more hours delay
150 minutes estimated downtime on blacksmith version of the game
why release a patch just for the game to be closed for an extra 6 hours lol @sdf you suck as a dev
150 minute estimated downtime 😂
I get it.
the servers are going up and its dark outside. they must be waiting for it to get darker 
so how's 4th grade going?
ESTIMATED DOWN TIME 150 MINUTES PEOPLE DONT BELIVE ME OPEN GAME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF
1️⃣ 5️⃣ 0️⃣ ⏰
fantastic another 2 hours
150 Minutes Down Time It’s Over
Yea I don’t understand how there isn’t a testing period before they shut the servers off, lol. Like what?
Holy fuck, they are so fuckin incompetent fuck em
gg
What is the best class rn?
🖕
That’s an oddly specific number of minutes
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
wtf where’s the announcement
SDF IS TYPING!!!!!!!!!!
dont blame the devs they are working to get us the game and lose alot more than we do for it being down
150 MINUTES LEFT
sdf worships walmart feet
Druid penguin
hmm likely story the kids with no jobs will be the first in
WHERE IS THE GOBBY MILK SDF
🚨 SDF IS TYPING🚨
they so embarassed they cant even announce it they just put the updated timer for us to findout for ourselves lol wtf just be honest dont hide from your players like thats some wild activities
this is so much fun!
thats crazy, approx 3 hours so they got 28 mins
slime girl when
I BETTER SEE A HORDE OF PENGUINS GANKING THE BOSS
it would be 148 now bucko ur gonna make me open my games to shorten the life span of my pee cee oh hell naw
3 more hours are you serious right meow?
DONT BE FOOLED THATS A LIE AS WELL WE WILL PLAY AT 1 IN THE MORNING
im playing
they could of done this so long ago or gave a accurate down time? instead of keep edging us, or they could of put servers down yesterday ? theres a lot of stuff they could of done
CLOWN EMOJI IS BLOCKED SO JUST SPAM CLOWN
Vince bud give us another 67 joke
bro its already 4 am here 

2.5 hours left about
so many purples in my lobby
147 MINUTES LEFT!!!!👁️
its gonna open in 1.30 hours maximum
midday australia
6️⃣ ➡️ 7️⃣ 
Well guess I’ll play this weekend
lmao
The downtime has never been accurate lol it is what it is
dude sdf how, like bruh @glad thunder how does this even happen why do you guys just keep lying? at least 12 hours becomes 16, 3 hours becomes 5???
Im gonna be 6️⃣ 7️⃣ when this update comes out
not a single person agrees with you get sdfs meat out your mouth lol shitty dev team tbh if i gotta wait this long AFTER the patch is released fix the issues before the patch is released?
OMG YOU HAVE A WHOLE 24 HOURS TO WAIT... YOUR IN THE PAST+
are they getting rid of circle in hr
they going to delay it another month XD
i wonder what the issue is like do they just keep running into the same problems or are they just making bone head mistakes cause this happens everytime you think they would have it solved by now wtf
Let’s boycott every tag sdf and let him know he’s got 5 min or we all uninstall
trust me i know lol, it cant be that hard to get ur shi together
uh.. my dark and daker is updating.. was this from earler when they extended the downtime?
what a goddamn and utter fking joke this is. WHY DONT YOU DEVS TEST THESE UPDATES BEFORE HAND instead of making us wait while you just wing it and do it as you go
sick new menu screen and music!
nope they trippled the damgewand made it 50% faster lmao
146 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥 (awww no spaming)
CLOWN
I’m going to bed fr
146 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥
If you load game there is an IM message that says "estimated downtime 147 minutes "
Weird, took 2 years for them to finally balance everything, just for them to change EVERYTHING, and now the balancing begins again
u can update the patch but they extended the down time of the servers ❤️
146 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥

someone deleted the windows 64 in the house
146 MINUTES UNTIL WAR
I can hear the music… what game look like?! I CAN ONLY HEAR MUSIC. It makes me want beer and dungeon!!!!
estimated time until the next delay . . . 146 minutes 
I am not sure it's because this is an english discord.... but I imagine somone in the korean studio knew that the update was going to launch on time.....
146 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥
get ready for the semi semi SEMI season.
146 minutes!?!?!
gotta buy dark and darker premium for 90 dollars to get into the servers rn
❤️
just saying its not like the devs hut\rt you directly they are a small team and idk if youve evenr done a launbch like this before but shit happens and its nice for the comunity to support not call you a clown
DUDE THATS THE WHOLEGAME IN A NUTSHELL
@glad thunder @zinc sparrow 145 minutes??????????
2.5 hrs til next delay
Actually i think we are in 145 minutes (this is gonna take a while man)
no way it got delayed another 3 hours
145 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥
W
IM team is locked in fierce hand-to-hand combat with top Nexon anti-wipe agents
It did say the update is for the 24th on their news page. lol it’ll probably just keep on delaying.
don't take anything in this chat serious its around 30 minutes
@glad thunder CLOWN
They let the intern handle the release guys they had to go on lunch at the most important moment for the games survival.
womp womp cry about it
I mean I was expecting this but I still hoped they would surprise me...
yooooo mine is updating too !!!!!!!! lets hope theyre gonna open the game
these guys ever gonna et their shit together
I don't know what other people are talking about, this new stingray boss is pubstomping me and my boys
open ur game and see
if you reload the game there is a new timer
relax bud find a way to spend your time
My gf been at work all day… I had ALL day and now she’s almost off. wtf
145 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥 it says in the game when you try and boot
😂😂
This is cancer
it got changed bruh
been able to update for the past hour, bud
ITS UP IM IN LOBBY
SO ISREAL is behind the towers falling
theres no way they extended another 2 hours bros
try to log in, its in the server message
servers up 
cl0wn emojis in the announcements please
144 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥
i wouldnt be clowning on them if they had their shit together, delayed the server for what? just to delay again? and again? its silly dude they just dont know what theyre doing
why are people saying 145 minutes shouldnt it be 30?
you relax bud, find a way to not be the way you are
👑 dropped this
ITS UP @!!!!!
Yeah if they just said ETA 12 hours we'd sigh but be ok with it. Instead its 4, then 3, then 3...
Would be pretty satisfying to see the game die. Sucks that I love playing it
and you do?
Have her play too
Need more I've been saying this
@glad thunder CLOWN
LET ME INNNNN
143 MINUTES HOLD THE LINE
UPDATE
Unreal...
She doesn’t game. @dense trench that’s me rn fr
I WANT INNNNNNNNNNNNN
@glad thunder pleaseee brooo my mom is homeless

Why it says 143 minutes left...?
ill let you in
no job ass kids getting in all night
Wait until you guys learn about the week 1 hotfix lmao just get used to waitin
if you load up the game rn its got the new loading screen and music (headphones warning), in case anyone needs some hyping through the delays


did it get delayed more ??
S h u t u p b i t t t t c h where is your game?
cus there are 142 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥
143min remaining?
@sdf very strong and handsome guy
Good start to the make or break season yall 😎
so they tell us 3 HOURS AND ITS GONNA END UP BEING 5???!!!!!
i think so when u load game up is says 142 minutes should be like 32 minutes
142 godda be kidding
gun in the mouth
fr devs just suck tbh
20 min till next delay HURRAY
Gun in my ahh
You guys need to stop being toxic and have some patience. These guys are about to release to the world something they've been working very hard for, and we'll be the ones absorbing it and enjoying it. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for coming in here and acting like a fool.
141 if you keep looking
Where are yall seeing 140min?
HOLD THE LINE

141 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥
open the game
i mean i understand the anger when things keep getting delayed constantly it sucks. lol
I didn't check the timer on the game when they made the announcement - did it say 3 hours like sdf said, or did they just overestimate on the game timer to give themselves wiggle room?
sdf d!ck rider detected
wanting to play the game who?
its not actually gonna be down for 140 minutes guys, right?
i got an update prolly not live yet right?
id ride it if it meant i could play
how big is the dev team?
IM IN! ITS OUT!!!!!!
sus
IS REAL is behind the downtimes
finna be the 24th before the update drops...
dont lie, there are still 140 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥
im downloading
your in to get told 139
I ate all my snacks I had to play. It’s like when you eat most of your popcorn during the previews at the movies. 😒
did they get rid of the storm ?
wow I just one shot a druid with a musket! nerf plz!
67 MINUTES LEFT!!!
Isreal IS THE REASON FOR THE TOWERS FALLING
we can dream
Haha 2 more hour delay!

Dont make me kiss u

I trust you Mr Meatball your the last good one
Thank you MrMeatball for your wholesome comment. I trust in MrMeatball tonight
That settles it I’m uninstalling
140 MINUTES ironmace, FIRE EVERYONE and hire better
how big is the dev team?
I do kinda agree, its annoying they don't just give us one time and stick to it, instead drip feeding us times, but people really underestimate the work devs do. They act like its a gas station thats meant to be open by 6am but is still closed at 6.03. Its frustating, but with how people are acting in here it just feels like the whole community is impatient children.
139 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥
dark and darker more like lets keep ruining our game, but hey guys guns are added now! lets enjkoy this fortnite mode for 1 month then remove it
ALL PRAISE MrMeatball for HIS POSITIVITY
restart steam, just updated!
THE VISION 
how long ago did client become updateable folks?
been able to update for the past hour. useless info
im still updating it has to work now!!!
We should just not play in protest. This is ridiculous
Free palestine
nerf druid
Ill find you
5 min here
You guys need to stop being toxic and have some patience. These guys are about to release to the world something they've been working very hard for, and we'll be the ones absorbing it and enjoying it. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for coming in here and acting like a fool.
A really big failure
downloaded the patch, the main menu new music is legit AMAZING, 10/10 amazing improvement to the atmosphere)))
138 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥 ONE MINUTE CLOSER YALL
from hamas?
Gun sounds hype af to me. Same shit as a crossbow but cooler
Having the very arbitrary ETA after multiple delays makes no sense if you step back and think about it. They're hoping to have it ready by then, it may be earlier but (given history) it will likely be delayed again. Doing a rollback as they resolve technical issues from a new update makes sense but delaying it multiple times while giving these precise but arbitrary ETA's really doesn't make any sense.
I would rather shit in my hands and clap
dead internet theory is real
check twitter im in
if only we could clown you in this channel
its a small studio yall like 30 poeple max shit happens its not easy to make games
@ionic hamlet oi
Lowkey hope that a catastrophic failure happens for the update and it gets delayed until tomorrow
real
try to log in you will see the server message
You must be new here, they fuck up the release 100% of the time and instead of saying hey it’s gonna take 12 hours… they say 3 hours, no 2 more, no 6 more no, 3 more. They are just disrespectful to us at this point
we playing legacy s&s atp
You guys need to stop being toxic and have some patience. These guys are about to release to the world something they've been working very hard for, and we'll be the ones absorbing it and enjoying it. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for coming in here and acting like a fool.
ofc it is. Its all AI shit. google doesnt give a fuck about people, they are trillionaires
137 MINUTES LEFT!!!!🗣️ 🔥
You deff smell like you've already done that
i like pie
BRO THEY ADDED TIME
the new rags to riches mode sounds fun af well see
You guys need to stop being toxic and have some patience. These guys are about to release to the world something they've been working very hard for, and we'll be the ones absorbing it and enjoying it. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for coming in here and acting like a fool.
I js want to play the game holy shitt bro
Yea im taking ur loot for sure
136 min and im busting 
From 🇮🇱 and hamas since I can't say it
will say new music is good in game
they are rushing it
one month delay, 12 hour delay, 4 hour patch, 3 hour delay, 2 hour delay. surely they will have it up after this delay right?
You guys need to stop being toxic and have some patience. These guys are about to release to the world something they've been working very hard for, and we'll be the ones absorbing it and enjoying it. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for coming in here and acting like a fool.
You guys need to stop being toxic and have some patience. These guys are about to release to the world something they've been working very hard for, and we'll be the ones absorbing it and enjoying it. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for coming in here and acting like a fool.
Blow me
You guys need to stop being toxic and have some patience. These guys are about to release to the world something they've been working very hard for, and we'll be the ones absorbing it and enjoying it. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for coming in here and acting like a fool.
low quality rage bait
You guys need to stop being toxic and have some patience. These guys are about to release to the world something they've been working very hard for, and we'll be the ones absorbing it and enjoying it. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for coming in here and acting like a fool.
blow me 2
NOT EVERYONE IS JOBLESS AND CAN STAY UP ALL NIGHT
havent played dad since sorc release, I really hope this seasons gonna be good. Giving all weapons a block option will be huge, plus rapier riposte
did they delay it again?
I'd like to know why there's another 2h delay
pipe down little man
this map is delayed by 4 weeks already lol
they could have at least said it will be up in 6 hours rather than two separate times....
ou guys need to stop being toxic and have some patience. These guys are about to release to the world something they've been working very hard for, and we'll be the ones absorbing it and enjoying it. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for coming in here and acting like a fool.
semi semi semi semi delay
the ETA downtime in the game isnt the right time, it reset back to the original 3 hours. it has 15m left before the delay announcment
No, they haven't released an update once without a delay and something going wrong, no other stuidio does this
_+
LMAO the devs are spawning the BOTS to fight back this is so weird
She "Water bolt" in my "Stone skin" until i "Mud shield"
Sucks for you im off in 15
Stop wit the copy and paste
one month delay, 12 hour delay, 4 hour patch, 3 hour delay, 2 hour delay. surely they will have it up after this delay right?
She "Water bolt" in my "Stone skin" until i "Mud shield"
15 more minites before another delay XD
disrespectful, bro they dont owe us anything we play their games for free mostly and then were entitled to feel disrespected when we didnt get an exact time cost of the update, itll be ready when it is and youll join then
estimated down time 135 minutes........
You guys need to stop being toxic and have some patience. These guys are about to release to the world something they've been working very hard for, and we'll be the ones absorbing it and enjoying it. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for coming in here and acting like a fool.
I’m just gonna go to bed and play after work tomorrow lol the game still gonna be there
It’s ur momma ur smelling on me
tbf there aren't likely many games you play with a dev team this small
delay time
You guys need to stop being toxic and have some patience. These guys are about to release to the world something they've been working very hard for, and we'll be the ones absorbing it and enjoying it. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for coming in here and acting like a fool.
Free palestine from 🇮🇱
14 MINUTES LETS GOOO
I'm not heterosexual
disrespectful, bro they done owe us anything we play their games for free mostly and then were entitled to feel disrespected when we didnt get an exact time cost of the update, it'll be ready when it is and you'll join then
BRUH THERES NO FUCKING PATCH THEY LIED
another delay?
we know
I stand with Mr Meatball, @everyone if we dont have a positive outlook we will only ever notice the bad in life and DaD, you have to look deep into things or youll stay at the surface and never find anything worth exploring or enjoying. The devs are just people like us and we should all acknowledge that we are all human and are living our own lives, we should all try and have a little more self awareness twins.
For free? I paid for this game. So did everyone else. Dummy.
You know what, hell yeah. You're right
We apologize. Due to issues discovered during the patch process, maintenance is expected to continue for approximately 2 hours.
disrespectful, bro they dont owe us anything we play their games for free mostly and then were entitled to feel disrespected when we didnt get an exact time cost of the update, itll be ready when it is and youll join then
@true mulch
the intro music goes hard though...
one month delay, 12 hour delay, 4 hour patch, 3 hour delay, 2 hour delay. surely they will have it up after this delay right?
It's less about that and more about the horrible look of consistent delays without even doing a rollback, having a long history of these botched updates but having no test server or rolling updates to minimize issues. Personally I don't care about the delay and have no plans to play this week anyway but it's understandable that people have been looking forward to this since it was announced and then come back to yet another broken update. The complaints are to be expected, anyone would be able to easily predict that.
games free you only pay for premium
idk about you but i paid for this game years ago so yes they do owe me somthing i paid for it
the repeat spam op
can u still link dad to steam from ironmace?
i just got on im ready to paly
I don't know why people are copy / pasting my message.. but the more it goes out, the better, I suppose
delayed 2 more hours
game is free to try
Any one wanna bet 670 usd that the game doesn’t delay
so the server is going up soon right 🥺
bro..
others pay money for the legendary status yknow
people's are such t w a t s this is the best game ever made, it's like 3 people carrying a whole studio on their back ya'll need to s h u t t h e f u c k u p
@hardy seal no bro, not till tomorrow
Wrong. Trial is free. Game is paid for.
Like 5 percent of players are f2p accounts
next person to type in chat is pregnat goblino
me
UPDATING

big naturals
Daddy sdf?
IDK about you but I paid real money for the game since Beta and have supported since. Don't came @ me with the "free game" BS lol
Pray with me brothers and sisters
if we got another wait we better get preg goblins
ill help you
it was copy pasta
tbh the game is free, 'legendary edition' is paid. that's how they market it, thats how they designate it.
GUYS IM IN THE GAME AND THERE IS NAKED PIRATE PREGNANT GOBLINS YOU WONT BELIEVE IT
game is like $20 and y'all play hundreds of hours
🖕
free palestine
Looks like we're going into overtime boys
I’ve played a sheeeeit load off like a tiny $20 purchase or whatever it was, and more content I also don’t have to pay for is coming? I’ll wait lol it’s not a big deal
THATS a copy-paste spam I can get behind.
132m
been a OG tester since PT 2, this game is a rollercoaster, and its been the biggest drop off and up hill battle I've ever seen. I really hope the direction gets figured out, I love the potential of this title, but I've been waiting 2 years for it to "feel" as good as the PT's
i mean how delayed can this shit be?????????????
my games upddating rn
Bro replied a paragraph to the copypasta
no way
I’m going on the hub if it’s not out in 10 min
@glad thunder IS A CLOWN
bro didnt he say 3 hours? where tf is it at, its been 3 and a half
E
@frozen jacinth just go now you'll be done in 10
free north korea
SDF is Prego Gobby confirmed
you could kill 10 mins now and then go again when its not out
Bot PVP
i started a few days ago updated to legendary and now experiencing their delay faff. not everyone in the same boat
fkin trash game
🐧
honestly im losing braincells being here yall keep griping then play anyway but i love this game so idk if it comes out in an hour or two from now ill still love it and GAME DEV IS HARD give the devs some slack
bye
never gonna feel like playtests again tbh the game was a lot more simple and everyone sucked so it was more fun
naked dwarf confirmed
HOLY SMOKES THE TITS ON THESE PREGNANT GOBLIN PIRATES AWWOOOOOGA YALL GOTTA GET IN GAME AND SEE THIS
? Its been 2 hours and 50 mins since the announcement
sdf is notoriously known for having zero sense of time.
130 minutes
Launch the game and it tells you 130 minutes
9.75 gb till i can bplay
dont worry guys its only 2 more hours
🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃
haha true enough, games hype was unreal back then
True i did see that guy crashing out in here like 6 hours ago so prob dead internet theory
HOLY SMOKES THE TITS ON THESE PREGNANT GOBLIN PIRATES AWWOOOOOGA YALL GOTTA GET IN GAME AND SEE THIS
Trying to update but it says “verification failed” anyone know how to fix?
Tinfoil hat.. maybe they're hoping the toxic lot of you folk finally give up and log off so the servers aren't so stressed when it launches 😛
QnA confirmed pregnant goblin skin isnt happening. They never shot down big naturals goblin skin. Where my big greenies?!
that's tough tbf but you'll get a lot of new content. Honestly cool to see someone joining now
2 hours more lmao these guys are joking
They wouldnt lie to us about when the wipe will go live... would they?🥺
ik the game back then was one of my top favorites ever. Its still great but too much has changed.
SHOOULD WE TEST IT BEFOORE?!? NAH JJUST KEEP HITTING THEM WITH 2 HOUR DELAYS EVERY 2 HOURS
game was postponed for ssex addition
LMACE LMACE LMACE LMACE LMACE LMACE LMACE LMACE LMACE LMACE LMACE
wheres everyone getting two hours moere from its 10 more mijnutes fools
bro im gonna go to work tomorrow before this shit drops
Playing with my Dih cheese while I wait
"3 hours"
@nimble umbra try to load in buddy
PT3 i played 40hrs straight on drop, crashed on my floor by my bed, never had a game do that to me before since OG WoW days
Log in you copium smoking dog
100% robot
Well welcome aboard, wipe is always like this, has been for years. Just sit back and relax
in game to
youll be surprised, theres the odd noobs like me aha hopefully the game works through its issues though so far I like the actual game just not the communication. most studios these days though :/
Ok Hanzo lol dumb ow players smh
dead internet theory
8 gb left till i get to play
The patch is coming in 2026 merry christmas
brudda make the game work already
its 2 hours and 30 minutes from now
bangladesh internet
11gb maj think We can play now
Trying to update, says “failed to verify integrity” any help?
you will never play. eminem beat up sdf in a rap battle. DaD is finished.
10 more minutes until next delay!
Can we get poll predictions if this patch will release within 3 hours?
Is it true we need secure boot enabled like bf6 beta shit? Wtffff
In game it says 128 minutes remaining
FUCC YOU SDF
is darker and darker some sort of crack to yours?
cool that they added another 2h for everyone
nah never had to
i have work in 30 minute please sdf drop patch so i can try it
100% game is great but sucks that it goes down this long when everyone anticipates a big update. Kills the momentum a bit
Guys holy shit I got on and they added Goku as the water map secret boss!
remember to enable secure boot guys
adding chat delay instead of responding to us is wild
guys so i heard someones going to wipe it up?
yep 100000
Everyone laughing 😐
Cant believe these senior devs don't know how to rollout an update. insane
SERVERS UP GUYS LETS GOOOOO
Wait until you find out the clown emoji is blocked
@zinc sparrow Please dont let us down again like @glad thunder always does
@jaunty island call in sick, be a man
game says another 2 hours...
2 more hours pal
fire game says 2 more hours
the game just noy playable?????
I have a big meeting tomorrow I can’t miss, don’t piss me off @glad thunder
2 more hours??? how high are these people
wtf silent extension?
2 hour shift not worth
@glad thunder GIVE ME THE PATCH AND ILL NAME MY FIRST BORN AFTER YOU PAPA
6 minutes or 6 hours
WTF just show up tired as shit and half ass for 2 hours.
sdf typing
damn finally in
sdf wiping
@jaunty island Only 2 hours? thats not bad
6 years
hey its up thanks sdf
@glad thunder you make me sad in pants
bad idea
Extend 3 more hrs
yeah 100% kills the hype when delayed multiple times and everyone is just here in dc waiting. is sadge
Theyre too scared to say "yeah 2 more hours lil chuds" so they just put a timer ingame so save ego
126 minutes remaining until servers go live. The original delay was at ~6:00PM CST, this is an additional 2 hours from the original 3hr delay, 5hrs total.
I hope they figure it out haha
Ima go to Sleep bruh fkn 2 hours
Taking a while to update, and make sure things are working is obviously a good thing. It's kind of infuriating though when they keep telling us it will be ready in 2 hours. I had the day off for this, and I keep coming back to the computer to find out its another 2 hours. Just don't say anything until its working, ffs.
DROP THE GAME SDF
you can download update on blacksmith FYI
i gotta wash dishes bro im cooked
@glad thunder in the future you say, we are incompetent the patch maintenance will be finished in 3 weeks
I think youre forgetting the extra month...semi semi wipe
And they wont address this lol
Taking a while to update, and make sure things are working is obviously a good thing. It's kind of infuriating though when they keep telling us it will be ready in 2 hours. I had the day off for this, and I keep coming back to the computer to find out its another 2 hours. Just don't say anything until its working, ffs.
L TIME ON LAUNCHER SAYS 124 MINUTES HELLO???
Taking a while to update, and make sure things are working is obviously a good thing. It's kind of infuriating though when they keep telling us it will be ready in 2 hours. I had the day off for this, and I keep coming back to the computer to find out its another 2 hours. Just don't say anything until its working, ffs.
6.4 gb till i can play
Taking a while to update, and make sure things are working is obviously a good thing. It's kind of infuriating though when they keep telling us it will be ready in 2 hours. I had the day off for this, and I keep coming back to the computer to find out its another 2 hours. Just don't say anything until its working, ffs.
we all downloaded a 1.7gig update broski
"Release the update"
"Don't do it sdf, the time isn't right"
When the withdrawals start I get undressed, close my eyes, and slap my cheeks one after the other rapidly because it sounds like my feet on the dungeon floor. In that brief moment, I am whole again.
estimated time - 120 minutes

Where is steam update
apparently crime is legal this wipe. pretty crazy
.............
i got it
Taking a while to update, and make sure things are working is obviously a good thing. It's kind of infuriating though when they keep telling us it will be ready in 2 hours. I had the day off for this, and I keep coming back to the computer to find out its another 2 hours. Just don't say anything until its working, ffs.
alright.. who's breaking the news about additional delay?
The update is 11gb
steam update done been out my guy
its 11 gigs
get ready boys
@here if they give another delaY MESSAGE ALL WE REACT WITH IS THE CLOWN EMOJI, NO OTHERS, HE MUST KNOW HOW MUCH HES CLOWING
They said about 3 hours… the estimate could be off by up to 3 more hours, approximately…
What u think? Counter Strike?
estimated down time remaining
124 minutes
Some people had to download two updates
that'll show em
Ah my bad, i forgot about the semi semi wipe, so another month on top or so, then there was the druid delay, sorc delay, talent tree update delay, quiver/backpack delay, map delays, mechanic/perk delays.
We lookin about 6 months
wasnt it supposed to be up in like 4 minutes whys it say 4 hour 💀
I'm in! See you in the dungeon SUCKERS! Can't wait to take your shit!
5 more minutes before the next delay, hold the line
there's already the most i've ever seen on a single post on his most recent one😂 still going up by the second
how much players yall expecting
Ironmace worse than roblox devs confirmed
in game says 120 minutes left
lets discuss best tro comp
Shut a fk up game is open
3 Penguins
Holy shit im in
holy shit im in
SDF has to goon at work like everyone else.
242 mins
So did wipe happen or is it still to be expected?
when I opened it a minute ago it said 120 minutes left
weirdly enough in the last like 5 minutes 300 people have redacted their reaction
No one said cocaine was a good idea waiting for an IRONMACE update.
is it out yet
he probs goon to futa ngl
Once again dropping the ball. Nice man how do you not have this sorted out yet... I wonder how many people cant stand this game due to lazy updates. This is crazy to have reoccurring every sigle wipe.
holy shit unironically an actual 2 hour delay
guys i just hit a 178 kph ground pinch in ranked. am i cool
3 hours.
not to mention during prime time hours
chat update is out
Semi semi semi delay
so its about to go online right?
Is the timer accurate????
Hold on they still got 5 minutes for another delay
when is the game coming back up
omg finally game is up
3 hours for Ironmace it means 3 weeks
122 mins
ironmace pkls
9 HOURS IN TOTAL DELAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
2 MORE HOURS?!?!?!
Please deposit soul for update to continue.
122 min delay XD
wen wipe
Delay round 1 is almost up, who's up for round 2!
@glad thunder lemme dig in yo butt twin.
pov they said 3 hours but theres another 2 hours
another 2 hours bro i should just abandon all hope for real
Daddy sdf where are u?
🧻
No, beyond the 3 hour delay announced 3 hours ago. Loading in in game presents you with ANOTHER delay.
new weapon artifact “circumcision instrument 🎻”
so when are we getting a miniature semi truck on the lobby table, and you honk the horn for the semi semi semi delay?
Another 8 hours? Wuuut
Can we delay the delay? im still recovering
Soooooo is SDF going to announce that his game is delayed again? Or did he accidentally reset the announcement timer without knowing 😂🤞
Shouldn't be
Not so positive now are you little chud
typing
its out
sdf typing
sdf typing the new delay
wtf is this communication actual mud
Ov en out hot food
Here comes the delay of the delay
sdf about to extend it
69 hours to deploy the scheduled update; relax guys, it supposed to be charming and funny. Please don't make rude thoughts in the presence of dear leader!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nice
8F, 225-18, Pangyoyeok-ro, Bundang-gu, Seongnam-si, Gyeonggi-do, Republic of Korea - Im booking a flight Graysun
Fuuuuuuu
HUGE
Get ready for tomorrow
lmaooo
It’s over
Ironmace when they looking the chat -> 
LOL
YOU CAN NOT BE REAL
ggsd
lmfao
bruh
bruh
fuck this game
god dang

ggs
my worm shrivel
2 more dam hours lets gooo
lolololol
lmao
