game-discussion

[versed temple]

[slender ether]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇸 🇩 🇫

[tiny briar]

HOLD THE POO

[hard crescent]

They broke the game over their CRIMINALLY EXCESSIVE AND UNFAIR DRUID BUFFS..... K A R M A

[warm glade]

Ok, I'm ready to play now 🙂

[fierce root]

HOLD THE POO

[pure briar]

soooooooooooooo no approximation for the time it will be up?

[graceful storm]

It took longer than expected to resolve the issue and we will notify you again if the situation changes. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.

[lavish shoal]

when will SDF suck of rat form so that we can have pregnant rat form that can double jump 10 times

[grizzled meteor]

I got the first c lown emoji react on the new announcement im the goat

[versed temple]

guys i think we should report a bug that the game isnt working 🤔

[coral lily]

I'm ready to play now 🙂

[slender ether]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇸 🇩 🇫

[gloomy nebula]

It took longer than expected to resolve the issue and we will notify you again if the situation changes. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.

[harsh dagger]

They need sacking

[fierce root]

guys NO MORE POOPING UNTIL WE GET THE UPDATE WE DESERVE (pregnant goblin prostys)

[tall arch]

[hard crescent]

Noo way dudes 😭😭😭 they removed the middle finger reaction, I'm crying 😂

[fierce root]

i will know if any of you poop

[quaint sluice]

bro is probably built like a discord mod

[slender ether]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇸 🇩 🇫

[tiny briar]

HOLD THE POO

[pure briar]

currently pooping

[fierce root]

this is why we cant have nice things

[graceful storm]

I poop but I only wipe when dark and darker wipes

[quaint sluice]

dont fret im having ssurgery to closse my hole and stop the pooping

[pure briar]

[fierce root]

in order for this to work, some of us will need to make the ultimate sacrifice of dying from a body filled with backed up poop

[pure briar]

now thats a crusty turd cutter

[lyric lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735517061056561153/1314402692889575475/attachment.gif

[prime shore]

f

[hard crescent]

I saw someone say a Ironmace dev is currently liking a OF models posts rn, who has a SS of it

[gaunt pike]

I saw the announcement but i'm still having issues connecting

[quiet wharf]

Yeah man, if were to take steroids, I'd be a very moderate user. Many people take wayyy more than I take.

[white sparrow]

no way the servers are still donw?

[paper tartan]

they'll let us know when theyt are back up

[quaint sluice]

because thats him saying theyre still fixing it

[whole walrus]

what you know about fear and hunger..

[hallow turtle]

What is the DLC they are adding

[graceful storm]

you have no idea looking forward to wipe day

[white sparrow]

holy fuck they suck ass

[bold cradle]

that must be where all the money for new content is going

[paper tartan]

to make ur account legendary pug

[coral lily]

Dev is literally my father

[hard crescent]

I heard they took Dark and darker money to hire a bigger staff to make a new MMO IP

[pure briar]

im looking forward to wipe day for you aswell. (send me to t.p)

[bold cradle]

sadge holding this line is hard

[whole walrus]

fr?

[fierce root]

im getting all backed up with poop

[quiet wharf]

Youre supposed to wipe every time.....

[coral lily]

no, but well could be

[fair pecan]

[graceful storm]

it took longer than usual to resolve the issue.. doesnt that mean the issue was resolved? What we waiting on here

[hot walrus]

i wonder who you play

[prime shore]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇸 🇩 🇫

[bold cradle]

sdf hotfix buffing fighter and barb again

[slender ether]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇸 🇩 🇫

[gaunt pike]

Could indicate the servers are coming back up soon maybe, unsure though

[kind lichen]

this community is kinda ass bro

[prime shore]

SDF, a single man with complete agency over his actions, has managed to turn a nearly ten-hour update delay into a masterclass of misplaced priorities. Instead of dedicating himself to resolving the absurd wait, he has chosen to spend his time blocking the middle finger reaction—a petty and almost comical display of thin-skinned insecurity. One cannot help but marvel at the audacity: to delay so profoundly and then deny even the most fitting outlet for our frustration. Truly, it is an achievement in inefficiency and indignity.

[chrome sun]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH another extension LMAO

[graceful storm]

maybe its bad english and he meant its TAKING longer than expected to resolve the issue. idk

[hot walrus]

no he worded it confusingly what i can only assume is on purpose but the game is not up and have no time estimation now

[edgy imp]

We dont need new maps, just fix the current poop

[pure briar]

bro i have to get my druid to level 20 today to be a cheese lord. what does sdf not understand about this?

[serene mesa]

HEY IRONGAYCE my grandmother is dying in hospital and has been playing ALL WIPE. She wanted to use her bis tonight before we turn off her life support tomorrow. Thanks for letting her down, now all that work will just be wiped.

[shell ginkgo]

Seeing the copy pasta from an incel-coated profile just below your comment is like the icing on the cake lol

[gaunt pike]

Just got an error message to update my game client, try verifying the game files

[flint charm]

Lmao

[kind lichen]

copy pastas are so dumb bro its no lifes and copium at its finest

[half halo]

Open the code for modders usually irons out many problems, be it with code or listening to the playerbase

[grizzled meteor]

WE ARE going to need some restitution, Graysun & SDF!!! Please provide me with the PREGNANT GOBLIN SKIN and a GOLDEN FISHING ROD SKIN these can be delivered to my account IMMEDIATELY POST PATCH or I will be POOPING MY DIAPER. TY Ironmace

[bold cradle]

3 months of bad updates tend to make a community a little bitter

[storm mountain]

Surely it will be up any minute guys

[quiet wharf]

if youre a guy who likes other guys, youre a homosexual.

[prime shore]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇸 🇩 🇫

[topaz cargo]

ITS A RUG PULL DLC, ON NEW YEARS SERVERS ARE SHUTTING DOWN, LAST CASH GRAB BEFORE THE STUDIO SHUTS DOWN!!!

[half halo]

https://tenor.com/view/crypto-pump-pump-it-pump-pamp-pamp-it-gif-22961448

[quartz relic]

the sky is blue headahh

[storm mountain]

Bro watched one too many tiktok trading streams

[fierce root]

WAIT BROTHER! HOLD IN THAT VALUABLE POOP, SOME OF US MAY PERISH BUT THEY (LYING MAINSTREAM MEDIA) WILL BE FORCED TO COVER THE ABUSE THAT IRONMACE HAS CAST ON ITS LOYAL CHILDREN

[compact lion]

I cant believe this game has been offline all day. I appreciate all the hard work put in by the Team.

[prime shore]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇸 🇩 🇫

[serene mesa]

I suspect this too lol. they have been suspiciously quiet about the court case. maybe their legal defence has been reduced to 0HP

[quiet wharf]

women liking women is very lesbian

[prime violet]

[bold cradle]

LDDR 8%

[serene mesa]

what?

[harsh dagger]

Free in-game currency Evan if it's 2

We should get Free in-game currency Evan if it's 2

[pure briar]

you guys understand its a "dlc" so you don't have to buy red stone shards for the full game right?

[graceful storm]

how does a game like deadlock release 10-20 hotfixes a day and there is no downtime, but this game always has issues with updates and stays offline for many hours. If its possible to update without taking the entire game down then why do they do that

[hot walrus]

we boutta see gta 6 before this patch

[bold cradle]

its the vision

[edgy imp]

Only 3 more hours guys its ok

[fierce root]

because deadlock player base actually bands together and goes on poop strikes... cmon people wake up

[quiet wharf]

God please save us from this life of sin

[serene mesa]

because ajusting rage PDR reduction to 25% to 15% is a delicate operation that requires many hours

[bold cradle]

poop more hotfix less

[harsh dagger]

Free in game currency should be compensated with 2 in-game currency

[graceful storm]

🔥 😂

[fierce root]

HOLD THE POOP

[prime shore]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇸 🇩 🇫

[harsh dagger]

[reef palm]

Genuine question is HR still separated by a 225 and under gear score

[silk stone]

Hows Rogue going to feel after this update?

[graceful storm]

🥱 😩 😭

[bold cradle]

125 and above, but above 225 yes

[pure briar]

125-224

[harsh dagger]

[tall island]

chill gamer boy looking for gamer girl, 20+ NSFW

[prime shore]

2 years to make the price go from 30 to 29.99

[gaunt pike]

[fierce root]

gangplank Q yourself in the face tbh

[stuck ridge]

Is the game back up?

[small valve]

yeah i just got in

[warm ruin]

12

[tall island]

are u naked?

[harsh dagger]

She's lying

[gaunt pike]

Delete dungeoncrawlers directory in game files, verify game integrity, play

[sour path]

same

[fierce root]

naked and full of poop

[jovial bear]

yes

[stuck ridge]

Hokay, thankyou

[graceful storm]

everyone meet on test server and only play druid rats

[tall island]

what if i malphite q ur cheeks

[fierce root]

i still aint poopin til we get pregnant gobbos

[gaunt pike]

Rat vs Rat match

[serene mesa]

omg it got me 1000 red shards!! thank you

[tawdry turtle]

Cannot connect to servers. Closed abnormally blah blah...Anyone else getting this?

[prime shore]

🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇸 🇩 🇫

[cursive haven]

Getting scary in here

[tall island]

chill lax gamer boy looking for aplha male sigma female duo, 20+ NSFW

[abstract acorn]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[gaunt pike]

Works on my machine

[static crest]

They need to stop calling the updates hot fixes. Clearly nothing is getting fixed LMAO

[blazing dove]

tf yall looking at to see updates?

[runic briar]

[serene mesa]

https://discord.com/channels/988365908009447485/988662112454836234

[tall island]

any girls in here?

[gaunt pike]

Me i'm about 46 stone with a neckbeard but great chest

[fierce root]

if u really think game is still down... look at server status? you know how simple it is to change that? they obviously would show servers down under server status if it was actually down... they wouldnt ignore doing something so incredibly simple that would help provide clarity to the playerbase that provides their salary

[static crest]

Yeahhhhhhhhhh LMAO

[gaunt pike]

Playing on Linux running a Windows Docker image with a cracked version of Steam

[tawdry turtle]

Me and 2 others cannot connect to servers.

[opaque shard]

no one can

[serene mesa]

most informed player

[static crest]

probably because they aren't done yet if i had to guess

[fierce root]

my message above was written as satire (if you couldnt tell im sorry for your future). The game is still down

[gaunt pike]

Game is deployed to CSS through HTML pipelines and uses AWS for the frontend

[tall island]

is it hairy? im looking for a real woman (im a 30 year old girgin) to game with and dominate me

[compact lion]

Game has been offline since about noon. Seriously wild.

[stray jay]

@glad thunder why are you blueballing us

[tall island]

im online, we coudl call adn talk about our feelings

[static crest]

at least it isn't a weekend this time I guess

[fierce root]

we should make our own game and start by stealing the textures D&D uses for barrels

[tall arch]

yes

[stray jay]

yes

[simple bear]

Only th3 h3ll barrels ❤️

[tall arch]

We could also never add druid

[static crest]

WHere do I sign up?

[astral depot]

Or any bows or crossbows

[molten geode]

I need a master to cage, plug, and own me for being bad at DnD. 💦

[tall arch]

and wizards

[tall island]

anyone else feeling something, made a connection or some chemistry. im really feeloing you guys rn and im tocyhing

[lyric lark]

cant forget cleric

[astral depot]

No range classes fr

[fierce root]

this carl feller sure is weird

[static crest]

Or warlocks

[fierce root]

Barb & Barber

[tall arch]

Just remove every thing, only a black square. That would be more fun.

[lyric lark]

yes

[wanton canyon]

Druid : Panther : Rogue double jump, rogue silence, fasted speed, double jump chiken = Half map skip... --- Human : Cleric Heal, Warlock Phantom + Mage Casting Spell --- Bear : Barbarian Damage, Barbarian HP, Can 1 hit Player --- Rat : Escape, Door Jump. ///////// And you know what why not buff it more?****

[pulsar moth]

whys everyone freaking out the game hasnt been down that long only like 5 or 6 hours maybe

[wanton canyon]

Druid : Panther : Rogue double jump, rogue silence, fasted speed, double jump chiken = Half map skip... --- Human : Cleric Heal, Warlock Phantom + Mage Casting Spell --- Bear : Barbarian Damage, Barbarian HP, Can 1 hit Player --- Rat : Escape, Door Jump. ///////// And you know what why not buff it more?

[fierce root]

i aint fcking pooping

[pulsar moth]

rogue double jump? panther jumps the same height as a human tho

[twin haven]

I pinched a nerve in my back the has left me unble to poop so yea no poop rebellion here.

[exotic vault]

🫃
🥚🦵

[jagged dew]

same height 20x the distance and speed

[pulsar moth]

what? build speed on rogue and same speed

[molten geode]

I need a master to cage, plug, and own me for being bad at DnD. ❤️

[hexed bloom]

ok ironmace the prank is over, i want to play now fr 🥺

[odd salmon]

Why is steam asking me if I want to buy legendary.... I just linked my legendary account

[proper pollen]

how long has it been down?

[jagged dew]

im gonna hold your balls when i say this... but panther jump is more than max move speed

[daring laurel]

surely the "game discussion" chat wont have a 5 minute slow mode too, right? (i was right)

[agile ibex]

Is the game working yet?

[hexed bloom]

Well, it kicked me out sometime this morning at 10:50am for maintenance
(10hrs since) oh man..

[proper pollen]

sheesh and i been waiting all day to be able to play

[stark arch]

I think patch is never comming out

[prime shore]

🇸 🇩 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇵 🅰️ 🇮 🇩 🅱️ 🇾 🇳 🇪 🇽 🅾️ 🇳

[odd salmon]

Do we have to rebuy legendary on steam!? I have legendary account and it gives me option to buy it on steam

[pulsar moth]

that is the patch problem

[potent basin]

Quick question, what fighter build do you guys hate fighting the most

[modest juniper]

Ugh when is it suppose to be back up 😅

[graceful storm]

I wouldnt plan on playing tonight bois its not looking good

[pulsar moth]

BOYS ITS UP ON BLACKSMITH

[stark arch]

none cuz all get kaited like a 1 year old that cant walk

[hard crescent]

guess we pay Druid and Druider tomorrow and get killed in dungeon by utterly buffed out their mind druids who were gifted legal cheat codes in the form of bear panther and rat forms

[supple sable]

At this point they should just revert the path - Fucking SDF here to ruin the game in more ways than one FUCK SDF

[olive marten]

is everyone who plays dark and darker like this

[storm mountain]

yes

[graceful storm]

the patchchanges were actually complete garb just cancel it and give us arena the people will be happy

[mild moth]

Nerf rogue doe

And nerf fighter and cleric and nerf ranger

[clear marten]

Add poop

[stark arch]

brother sdf didnt upload a good patch in like 20 years and every patch takes entire fucking day even if it changes nothing

[clear marten]

I work 12 hour shift today still no game ok just keep it down until wipe I'll wait

[untold kiln]

can anyone else not get on?

[paper trellis]

at this point they shud just do the wipe now lol

[graceful storm]

all of this waiting for barb and driud buffs nobody wants

[topaz cargo]

anyone else really think were gonna be playing the wipe on wipe day, shits gonna come out 36 hours after the 18th

[hard crescent]

for a druid buff we desperately didnt need and now further destroys the game

[untold kiln]

i keep trying and it said somthing about loss of connection to the server

[spiral canyon]

🇴 🇵 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇬 🇦 🇹 🇪 🇸

[topaz cargo]

check out announcements, the servers are under maintenance

[fierce root]

make it so luck gives attacks a 5% chance of instantly killing anything

[topaz cargo]

mehrunes dagger lmfao ty @leaden jackal

[graceful storm]

thats exactly why I took off the 19th instead of the 18th

[leaden jackal]

mehrunes dagger*

[topaz cargo]

prepare for the inevitable, smart man

[astral depot]

Why people saying that bear druid can one tap when that's legit only barb rn ☠️

[hard crescent]

DEATH TO DRUID REMOVE DRUID

[chrome sun]

Guys SDF said he'd notify us of a change and didn't, so I'm here to:
Its been 1 hour since he last gave a notice

[cosmic swan]

Imo they're going to start the maintenancer really early. The discount on Steam end the 19th they want people who come back for the wipe to grab it, if they take too long with the maintenance they lose potential buyer

[molten geode]

I need a master to cage, plug, humiliate and own me for being bad at DnD. 💦
DM me daddies. 😈

[topaz cargo]

early wipe is better than late wipe so i hope ur right

[hollow patio]

is the game up yett

[tribal night]

theyd let us know

[topaz cargo]

no

[chrome sun]

Ofc not, Graysun is still on he knees under SDF's desk

[fierce root]

got home from work earlier no game 😦 waking up for work in 6 hours, still no game. You fail me once again ironmace, eventually i will no longer hold the poop and leave this game behind

[cosmic swan]

I hope too xD

[topaz cargo]

graysun is not the problem, when he was on darkest hour you can tell he wants the game to go in the direction everyone else wants as well

[wispy tide]

is the game gonna come back up like wtf

[tribal night]

they making druid more powerfull rn its too weak

[hard crescent]

this shite must be stopped DEATH TO DRUID REMOVE DRUID

[tribal night]

PREACH

[topaz cargo]

phasmophobia until servers r up

[visual hazel]

anyone else updating really slow?

[topaz cargo]

i had this issue with the blacksmith launcher, bandwidth is super dicey with their launcher, try switching your platform to steam, its normal speeds for me now

[chrome sun]

Steem

[cerulean mason]

hey guys wanna play on my modded minecraft hardcore world

[regal raft]

These devs be smoking the pack and takin too long

[visual hazel]

ahh ok tyty

[chrome sun]

Hey guys wanna play dark and darker on minecraft with me?

[cerulean mason]

sure

[tall token]

ITS UP

[chrome sun]

Good for you! You can make your girlfriend happy now! Did the pills help or was it the videos I sent you?

[cerulean mason]

CRAZY

[tribal night]

hes a liar

[tall token]

ankles

[sweet pollen]

Wow scam game

[hard crescent]

what is this copy pasta everyone spamming in general, like whats the context and whos the original creator

[finite jay]

unistall trash game cant even update it right

[tribal night]

Oh, you’re still waiting to play Dark and Darker? That’s cute. Meanwhile, I’m already deep in the dungeons, fending off skeletons and looting treasures while the rest of you scroll forums and Reddit threads, begging for scraps of updates. I’ve got Graysun and SDF on speed dial (well, metaphorically speaking—obviously, they’re too busy making a masterpiece for plebs like you). They get me, you know? While you’re debating if Dark and Darker is even going to make a comeback, I’m here living it, breathing it, mastering it.

It’s honestly tragic how the masses don’t get it yet—how this game is a cultural moment, a renaissance of dungeon crawling, PvP genius, and hardcore mechanics that most of you wouldn’t even survive in for five minutes. But me? I thrive in it. SDF probably sees my stats and smiles, knowing there’s at least one true connoisseur out here. Graysun? They’re probably crafting the next patch with someone like me in mind. It’s not arrogance; it’s just facts. They know who their audience is, and sorry, but it’s not the casuals waiting for their chance to finally "get good."

I could explain the genius of Dark and Darker to you, but honestly, what’s the point? You wouldn’t appreciate the nuances of an impeccably timed parry or the rush of surviving a PvPvE battle with nothing but your wits and a rusty sword. So, enjoy being locked out while I enjoy a roguelike experience that feels handcrafted for someone of my caliber. And remember, when you finally do get to play, you’re welcome for the blood, sweat, and elite feedback I’ve already given to Graysun and SDF to make the game everything you wish you could handle.

[finite jay]

desperate for some more money and cant even play now because of it

[gaunt pike]

Man I cant wait to play Druid and kick the hell out of all Fighters and Rangers and Mages and Warlocks and Clerics and everything else I am going to beat them up with bear and panther and win every single game with no gear dont even need heals because chikken heal and ill send all other chikkens to mcdonalds

[sinful pike]

wizard should have a spell that turns ppl into chickens

[gaunt pike]

Buff bear and chikken more

[visual hazel]

how do i migrate my acc to steam?

[formal robin]

Mouse needs to do poison damage yesterday

[gaunt pike]

New patch chikken has 7 double jumps and transform into monke to backflip and headbutt other rats through 4 layers of wall and turn into alligator to drown kids

[chrome sun]

🧱 🇹 🇪 🇽 🇹 🔍 🧙🇼 🇦 🇱 🇱 🧱

[visual hazel]

will it even work rn?

[sullen talon]

Can I play? What can I say? Update done next May? Nay nay I say. Patching on display. LET THE PEOPLE PLAY.

[gaunt pike]

Transform into egg and roll around then becum chikken and kill 10 noobs to upgrade to t-rex and kill all other chikken in game

t-rex -> bear, bear need more buffs

[timber crescent]

ETA?

[storm mountain]

lol eta

[formal robin]

all jokes aside This started at 11 this morning. They need to extend the timer by a day at the very least.

[prime shore]

🇱 🇪 🇹 🇲 🇪 🇮 🇳

[fierce root]

lmao this kid thinks we can an accurate eta

[lethal falcon]

eta = maybe sometime if lucky

[gaunt pike]

ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival

[edgy imp]

Druids should also be able to transform into a ranger

[storm mountain]

i thought eta was an instrument this whole time

[gaunt pike]

No you're thinking of mayonnaise

[prime shore]

druid should be also be able to transform into dungeon bosses

[tribal night]

[topaz cargo]

no i wouldn't recommend doing this tonight, after the update is best, takes a day to get account confirmation on your email anyway

[gaunt pike]

kill chikken, eat bear

[fresh carbon]

i love how we nerf the worst character in the game, but gives druid a fat buff

[gaunt pike]

Druid needed the buff bro, dont even TRY to say Druid was strong because its clearly underperforming

[night slate]

is the game still down?????

[fierce root]

this game is both good and trash at the same time its incredible

[tribal night]

[edgy imp]

[gaunt pike]

[versed mason]

are you guys also getting the "the connection to the server terminated abnormally please restart client" ?

[random robin]

servers are up!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lethal falcon]

dont you lie to me

[kind stag]

Hello, I know there is maintence right now but does anyone want to do duos with me? I'm a timmy with 40 hours

[shell ginkgo]

what a filthy liar dude

[gaunt pike]

Hell yeah dude im down, i got 22 hours but im getting pretty good at it

[topaz cargo]

kinda funny youd think a random person would know its up before they make an announcement...

[kind stag]

@gaunt pike Okay sweet lets do it then, first we must pray that that mantence ends today and not tommorow morning

[gaunt pike]

Send me a friend request we'll bash it when it's up! I mainly play Druid so we'll have some decent heals

[shell ginkgo]

tbf i was thinking about doing the same thing 30 minutes ago

[kind stag]

I'm a a longsword fighter who cannot parry

[topaz cargo]

hippo cretin

[gaunt pike]

We'll be just fine then

[vapid ruin]

@wide light @desert finch serverlele coaie

[topaz cargo]

go to sparkykawa on youtube, he has really good bite sized shorts on parrying with longsword

[shell ginkgo]

yeah but i chose NOT to so im better

[gaunt pike]

Sent over a FR on Discord we'll play some, what region are you actually? Probably shoulda asked before

[potent quarry]

@wispy crypt

[topaz peak]

guys greyson just said Sorry everyone, the team is working as fast as possible to get the issue resolved

[topaz cargo]

atp the lag is worth for the new duo

[astral depot]

Double druid?

[fallen quarry]

I watch oggieson and they have some really good videos on learning how to parry the different weapons, what to do, and what not to do

[gaunt pike]

If you wanna?

[kind stag]

I'm more of a sparkykawa enjoyer but yeah I should probably watch a human LS fighter

[topaz cargo]

sparky BETTER

[kind stag]

He is a lizard though and I am not

[solid cypress]

why in the world would they buff druids. already way too op and doesnt even belong in the game to begin with. the game would actually be better if they took out the entire class

[topaz cargo]

are u being sarcastic cause the skin doesnt matter xD

[sturdy gate]

SO IM MAINING DRUID AFTER THESE PATCH NOTES

[quaint raptor]

ITS UP

[kind stag]

Its because the hitboxes are different the reason he does such crazy crouch spins to parry is because his head hitbox is extended

[river jetty]

lmao watch his streams, mans the definition of toxicity

[peak horizon]

i dont get how people can watch skinny pete, hes just.... so annoying and a complainer. Fwrog is better!

[stray heart]

So is the game gonna be cross platform from the different launchers?

[graceful storm]

ok this is getting ridiculous

[pure briar]

11 hour patch bb

[peak horizon]

worse than skinny pete (complaining/cheater accusation wise) yeah nwolc emoji

[rapid oak]

ANB4 Sorry the patch has been extended eight more hours. We thank you for your patience.

[graceful storm]

sdf is typing

[topaz cargo]

cap

[peak horizon]

called my friend a cheater when he got pooped on by a barb and he sounds more annoying that skinny pete!

[topaz cargo]

prolly was

[random robin]

servers are up!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pure briar]

If only

[peak horizon]

yeah no bud hes just trash lol copium avg viewer of stinky (sparky) fwrog OT

[boreal otter]

Man, another half-day maintenance for Dark and Darker, and my family jewels have swollen to a size that defies all logic. I slog through my 9-5 grind, clinging to the hope of unwinding in the dungeon—but nope, I’m stuck checking Discord, hauling around these giant, throbbing balls of frustration.

I love this game, I really do, but these endless downtimes are pushing me to the edge. If this keeps up, my family jewels might hit critical mass before the servers come back online.

[edgy imp]

At this point just make the game 2x faster and everybody will be happy

[peak horizon]

im hard

[topaz cargo]

copium how, you butted into a longsword topic and mentioned a barb player lmao

[chrome sun]

Have you all been enjoying arena a lot lately, or prefer the dungeons?
Wild thing to ask after the games been down all day

[peak horizon]

your getting rage baited but you cant tell because your a snowflake 😔 🤤 🤤 im so hard

[unkempt canopy]

been really enjoying arena since i cant lose the kit rn

[fallen quarry]

I haven’t watched them, but honestly I prefer whatever works for my understanding the best and so far for me that was oggieson

[peak horizon]

🤤

[topaz cargo]

oh noooo, the "your mad" move, u backed me into a corner with that one

[visual hazel]

extend arena another day at this point...

[unkempt canopy]

he probably will

[opaque stratus]

servers still down?

[graceful storm]

you know when they start doing that its bad

[finite jay]

its all for some money

[topaz cargo]

brush ur teeth stinky breath ur breath s HOT

[peak horizon]

🧱

[finite jay]

this is shameful

[inland wigeon]

I picked a bad day to re-install I guess lol

[topaz cargo]

rage bait only works if my replies were actually angy

[peak horizon]

your schitzo or sum 🧱

[topaz cargo]

u got backed up so bad u called for rage bait, i know you werent u just suck at talking

[peak horizon]

i think your schitzo your talking to a wall 🧱

[topaz cargo]

alright wojak

[nova mural]

servers up yet?

[topaz cargo]

ur mommy and daddy didnt give u enuff attention so now u get people mad to give u any bit of it, sad life man

[peak horizon]

🧱 seems like your getting rage baited so hard right now!

[deft mist]

Servers up yet?

[clever spruce]

wow general chat is going wild right now haha

[chrome sun]

I demand AP compensation for the time loss by this patch delay @zinc sparrow

[topaz cargo]

🧱 ur 40 years old pulling 20 year old rage bait, go to sleep man

[peak horizon]

stop responding to a brick 🧱

[graceful storm]

@glad thunder roll it back mane. Just let us play some arena before we go to bed

[clever spruce]

ya go play

[topaz cargo]

negative attention is attention ig, have fun and eat bricks

[peak horizon]

called me 40 crazy statement 🧱

[chrome sun]

play with what? His fiddle? Games down.

[clever spruce]

let him think its up

[peak horizon]

xsotxric is typing... to 🧱🤤

[topaz cargo]

you okay man? u hungry? i can order u a pizza if you dont have anymore cup of noodles, ur not you when ur hungry

[chrome sun]

This patch delay has got me so 🧱 rn

[peak horizon]

me too 🧱

[quaint sluice]

They use the word angy so it's Def something parentless related

[kind stag]

But really though... Why argue when you know at least 30% of the digital population are kids...

[topaz cargo]

all this cause i said sparky is a good longsword player, bros defending someone who doesnt even know u exist, ur brickedddddd

[peak horizon]

yeah i agree 🧱 they are getting rage baited hard like how im hard

[unkempt canopy]

thinking about arena has got me so 🧱

[chrome sun]

Did you pull those numbers outta ur arse? Its 90% of the digital population. Everyone else is typically living or working an irl life

[rigid vault]

Man, another half-day maintenance for Dark and Darker, and my family jewels have swollen to a size that defies all logic. I slog through my 9-5 grind, clinging to the hope of unwinding in the dungeon—but nope, I’m stuck checking Discord, hauling around these giant, throbbing balls of frustration.

I love this game, I really do, but these endless downtimes are pushing me to the edge. If this keeps up, my family jewels might hit critical mass before the servers come back online.

[topaz cargo]

you used they, so ur parents are def the same gender

[peak horizon]

🧱

[brisk thicket]

Oh boy, here we go. Eleven hours for a patch? Eleven. Whole. Hours. For what? A hotfix? Nah, at this point, it’s more like a ColdFix™. I mean, come on, SDF—how long does it take to make goblins stop clipping through walls? You’re a single developer, not a time traveler trying to debug the entire timeline.

And let’s talk about that “free-to-play” charm. Yeah, free to play… IF you don’t mind waiting long enough for this update to finally drop. Waiting more than 30 minutes for a fix? No thanks. I’d rather team up with randoms in the game’s death dungeons than sit through this eternal purgatory of the "loading bar that never ends." And let me tell you, I’d rather explain to my boss why I called out of work for a “raid night” than wait for this patch to finish. At least getting wiped by a mimic is entertaining.

But oh no, it doesn’t stop there. Remember when we all joked about legal disputes delaying the game? Hahaha, so funny. And now here we are, delayed again—not by the courts this time, but by SDF’s “I’ve-got-it-handled” development cycle. Newsflash: you don’t. What’s next, patch notes that just say “Fixed something, maybe. See you in 2025”?

I mean, I get it, game development is hard or whatever, but ELEVEN HOURS?! By the time this patch is done, I’ll have grown a beard long enough to roleplay a dungeon wizard IRL. All I’m saying is, if I miss another hilarious goblin alliance story or “accidentally” stabbing my teammate because I was too busy looting, I’m filing a class-action lawsuit for emotional damages.

So thanks, SDF. Truly. Another reminder that the real PvPvE experience isn’t fighting dungeon monsters, it’s surviving the wait for the update. See you in the patch notes, nerds. Maybe. If the servers ever come back up. Ugh

[wanton canyon]

Druid : Panther : Rogue double jump, rogue silence, fasted speed, double jump chiken = Half map skip... --- Human : Cleric Heal, Warlock Phantom + Mage Casting Spell --- Bear : Barbarian Damage, Barbarian HP, Can 1 hit Player --- Rat : Escape, Door Jump. ///////// And you know what why not buff it more?

[topaz cargo]

go to ur frist reply, im literally pulling a reverse uno card on you, u took the bait when i said sparky was better xD

[peak horizon]

🧱

[grim compass]

Bro is this shit still down, I went to work and came back?

[topaz cargo]

"u mad bro" equivalent shhhh try harder

[steady valley]

PEE PEE POO POO

[peak horizon]

🧱

[unkempt canopy]

yeah fr i went to school for 8 hours and its not up

[kind stag]

Yep realistically they will probably finish tommorow morning

[inland wigeon]

server status says operational

[hollow patio]

@glad thunder can you fix this shiz my guy

[topaz cargo]

reply to this if your mad

[graceful storm]

@glad thunder just rollback and try again tomorrow. (nobody wants the barb/druid changes in this patch anyways)

[peak horizon]

🧱

[grim compass]

Preach

[topaz cargo]

y u mad

[unkempt canopy]

actually insane ur being that petty 💀

[wanton canyon]

Druid : Panther : Rogue double jump, rogue silence, fasted speed, double jump chiken = Half map skip... --- Human : Cleric Heal, Warlock Phantom + Mage Casting Spell --- Bear : Barbarian Damage, Barbarian HP, Can 1 hit Player --- Rat : Escape, Door Jump. ///////// And you know what why not buff it more?

[peak horizon]

I know, its incredible like The Incredibles 3

[brisk thicket]

Oh boy, here we go. Eleven hours for a patch? Eleven. Whole. Hours. For what? A hotfix? Nah, at this point, it’s more like a ColdFix™. I mean, come on, SDF—how long does it take to make goblins stop clipping through walls? You’re a single developer, not a time traveler trying to debug the entire timeline.

And let’s talk about that “free-to-play” charm. Yeah, free to play… IF you don’t mind waiting long enough for this update to finally drop. Waiting more than 30 minutes for a fix? No thanks. I’d rather team up with randoms in the game’s death dungeons than sit through this eternal purgatory of the "loading bar that never ends." And let me tell you, I’d rather explain to my boss why I called out of work for a “raid night” than wait for this patch to finish. At least getting wiped by a mimic is entertaining.

But oh no, it doesn’t stop there. Remember when we all joked about legal disputes delaying the game? Hahaha, so funny. And now here we are, delayed again—not by the courts this time, but by SDF’s “I’ve-got-it-handled” development cycle. Newsflash: you don’t. What’s next, patch notes that just say “Fixed something, maybe. See you in 2025”?

I mean, I get it, game development is hard or whatever, but ELEVEN HOURS?! By the time this patch is done, I’ll have grown a beard long enough to roleplay a dungeon wizard IRL. All I’m saying is, if I miss another hilarious goblin alliance story or “accidentally” stabbing my teammate because I was too busy looting, I’m filing a class-action lawsuit for emotional damages.

So thanks, SDF. Truly. Another reminder that the real PvPvE experience isn’t fighting dungeon monsters, it’s surviving the wait for the update. See you in the patch notes, nerds. Maybe. If the servers ever come back up. Ugh

[deep coral]

x

[topaz cargo]

🧱

[unkempt canopy]

ya know something thats still incredibly massive in 2024 as well?

[wanton canyon]

Druid : Panther : Rogue double jump, rogue silence, fasted speed, double jump chiken = Half map skip... --- Human : Cleric Heal, Warlock Phantom + Mage Casting Spell --- Bear : Barbarian Damage, Barbarian HP, Can 1 hit Player --- Rat : Escape, Door Jump. ///////// And you know what why not buff it more?

[peak horizon]

The thing is trying to be me 😦

[topaz cargo]

🧱

[unkempt canopy]

i was gonna say this 🧱

[gritty holly]

🧱

[shell grove]

And this is why i have said offical game discords are the worst things to happen to game development.

Similar to how social media has fucked up so many other things.

Bunch of entitled basement dwellers

[peak horizon]

me too 🧱

[brisk thicket]

Oh boy, here we go. Eleven hours for a patch? Eleven. Whole. Hours. For what? A hotfix? Nah, at this point, it’s more like a ColdFix™. I mean, come on, SDF—how long does it take to make goblins stop clipping through walls? You’re a single developer, not a time traveler trying to debug the entire timeline.

And let’s talk about that “free-to-play” charm. Yeah, free to play… IF you don’t mind waiting long enough for this update to finally drop. Waiting more than 30 minutes for a fix? No thanks. I’d rather team up with randoms in the game’s death dungeons than sit through this eternal purgatory of the "loading bar that never ends." And let me tell you, I’d rather explain to my boss why I called out of work for a “raid night” than wait for this patch to finish. At least getting wiped by a mimic is entertaining.

But oh no, it doesn’t stop there. Remember when we all joked about legal disputes delaying the game? Hahaha, so funny. And now here we are, delayed again—not by the courts this time, but by SDF’s “I’ve-got-it-handled” development cycle. Newsflash: you don’t. What’s next, patch notes that just say “Fixed something, maybe. See you in 2025”?

I mean, I get it, game development is hard or whatever, but ELEVEN HOURS?! By the time this patch is done, I’ll have grown a beard long enough to roleplay a dungeon wizard IRL. All I’m saying is, if I miss another hilarious goblin alliance story or “accidentally” stabbing my teammate because I was too busy looting, I’m filing a class-action lawsuit for emotional damages.

So thanks, SDF. Truly. Another reminder that the real PvPvE experience isn’t fighting dungeon monsters, it’s surviving the wait for the update. See you in the patch notes, nerds. Maybe. If the servers ever come back up. Ugh

[peak horizon]

im so hard looking at your pfp 🧱

[gritty holly]

Damn brother

[peak horizon]

its all over my 6th monitor now!!!! 🧱

[unkempt canopy]

i dont think anyone is too seriously annoyed about it bud, people just wanted to play arena and HR before the season ended for the rewards

[graceful storm]

were gonna wait 4 more hours to either get a mid patch or they roll it back and we waited for nothing either way

[gritty holly]

[wanton canyon]

Druid : Panther : Rogue double jump, rogue silence, fasted speed, double jump chiken = Half map skip... --- Human : Cleric Heal, Warlock Phantom + Mage Casting Spell --- Bear : Barbarian Damage, Barbarian HP, Can 1 hit Player --- Rat : Escape, Door Jump. ///////// And you know what why not buff it more?

[tough steppe]

So I see the servers aren't working still?

[granite pendant]

yo: thoughts on an idea; I was thinking that HR and LR should cease to exist (much later) and dungeons should become different difficulties; for example gobo caves would be "norms," crypts would be "mid" (lol), and ice caves would be "hard" or something... it doesn't make sense to have 2 varients of the same exact place (nitpicking)

[marble citrus]

yes pll are anoyyeesdd

[topaz cargo]

hey whered you go, im building a house with all the bricks your leaving around, i need more

[unkempt canopy]

yeah obviously people are annoyed but i dont think majority of people are about to blow a fuse over it

[viral void]

are we gonna tlak about how far behind the test server is LOL im playing it now and the loot hasnt even been buffed xD

[drifting patrol]

Did this patch stop rogues from being able to get out of the map on the forgotten castle?

Someone told me I should just walk away but these rogues can follow me and they're faster. Heeelp 😭

[half halo]

I got some notion that it could be over with the withdrawals and the ceaseless bickering soon: I actually started connecting upon logon, but only problem it never got past that faze. Tried to connect for a minute

[lucid gull]

LOL @ EVERYONE CARRYING WATER FOR A CLEARLY FAILED PATCH EFFORT

[half halo]

Maybe the troubles are related to logging on the clients, not game bugs

[bleak shuttle]

WORK HARDER SDF

[vague quest]

servers still not up...?

[glossy moss]

its one day, yall need to get it together if you are bothered over a game being down for one day, especially when the game has hardly any any real downtime this entire wipe. that one dude had a literal meltdown a few min ago lol

[half halo]

i got other games to flee to, im good. you should try if this makes you cry

[glossy moss]

exactly, tons of good games out to mess around in for a day if you need to

[spark hedge]

Now Spell Deflect can Deflect the iceflame of Wyvern?

[half halo]

it means you are a Fanboy, no funboi

[topaz cargo]

gotta skip this next wipe like i skipped the iphone 13, no real changes 😦

[graceful storm]

its one whole day, but its for changes that literally nobody cares about. anyone with a brain knows druid and barb do not need a buff. But here we are waiting for druid and barb buffs for 12 hours

[lucid gull]

mahcellus you turn carrying water into a full jen psaki gj

[chrome sun]

Guys SDF said he'd notify us of a change and didn't, so I'm here to:
Its been 2 hours since he last gave a notice

[glossy moss]

bro you gotta know that its more than just hotfixes, we aer a week out from wipe. ofc they are laying the groundwork for a much larger patch in the background 😛

[topaz cargo]

delayed so they can iron out a money grab, super fun

[half halo]

Hmmm lets see.....I will go do 9 holes in golf+ on my quest, if shit isnt up after that, i shall sleep on it

[ember sparrow]

Yeah the main issue I have with the dev team is how they make their patches unnecessary when they have the option to test these patches out in a test server like other dev teams have done. No one wants to wait more than 2 hours for a patch as it just shows pure laziness as it annoys alot of the players having to wait that long. Not to mention I think ironmace is the only dev team to release patches that take that long for me personally and it's like they just want people to harass them about it since they haven't resolved that issue yet

[graceful storm]

bro, they couldve left the game alone and everyone would be busy playing the game instead of complaining about this mid patch thats taking too long. and they couldve spent all this time prepping the next wipe. Dont be that guy lol

[lucid gull]

yea machellus is literally here to tell us its no big deal that he too is wasting his time, therefore we should all be good with our time wasted

[glossy moss]

you just got 0 chill bro lol. learn how to be patient. its not even an expac or wipe night. its a regular day that the game is down. i mean feel free to cry about it I guess, just saying there is plenty else to do aside from complain. but hey free country, be as mad as you need to be, it wont change anything. you arent out here whipping people into a mob lol

[half halo]

word up

[glossy moss]

oh and dont bother replying strong - you have nothing of value to add, ill go ahead and just go play something else, enjoy your night!

[rapid oak]

ANB4 Sorry the patch has been extended eight more hours. We thank you for your patience.

[half halo]

nn :)

[grave sentinel]

where do people just make these statistics at?

[lucid gull]

machellus is turning carrying water, to turned into being jen psaki, to being a shameless whoopi goldberg. patience is one thing - being told hey we be done soon and getting radio silence for three hours is called lazy af. make an announcement that it wont be til tomorrow. its called respect for peoples times machellus.

[ember sparrow]

I don't blame him it's not really normal seeing a patch taking 6 hours as normally games now don't take that long to patch. But I agree complaining isn't gonna do anything since the devs haven't really seemed to listen

[noble saffron]

i think you mean 11 hours now

[graceful storm]

good gtfo dev sympathiser. I love the team but you gotta let them know when they mess up

[ember sparrow]

Oh right thanks for the correction

[glossy moss]

im not here to say it doesnt suck and I wish the game was up, i wanted to play it all day but its like, this shit doesnt always go smoothly and its a relatviely small team. i guess it just doesnt bother me that much - hit demigot and finished all quests last week, so maybe people are feeling in a bind to get stuff done, i dunno

[clever spruce]

#the-tavern message its back 😂

[clear marten]

Game has been down all day and still has more players than dungeonborne LMFAO

[noble saffron]

100+ people isnt that small especially not 11 hours for no new content small

[ember sparrow]

Yeah as it may be a small dev team usually the process of patches would be to test them in another server separate from the main one and then to add it which should take about less than an hour regardless of the team size. The reason why it's taking so long for the patch is because they aren't properly tested

[visual sundial]

Oh, u’we stiww waiting to pway Dawk and Dawkew? Nyaa~?! Eweben whowe houws fow a patchy-watchy? Fow whaaaat? A hotfixie? Heh, at dis point, it’s a Cowdfix™, uwu. I mean, come on, SDF-chan, how wooooong does it take to make da siwwy wittwe gobwins stop cwipping thwough wawws, nya~? U’we a singwe devvie, not a time-twavelwy wizard twying to debuggie da entiwe timeline, hewpies!

And wike, wet’s tawk about dis “fwee-to-pway” tingy, nya~. Mmmhmm, suwe, it’s fwee… but onwy if u don’t mind waiting fow-wevew fow da updaty-watewy to dwop uwu. Waiting mowe dan 30 miny? Eww no thanks, nya! I’d wathew faww into a mimic’s tummy-tum dan sit hewe in etewnyawn-puwgatowy stawing at da “woading baw dat nevew endsies.” So siwwy uwu. At weast getting wiped by da spooky monsters is, wike, fun uwu.

But noooo, it doesn’t stop hewe, nya~! Wemembew when we joked about da wegaw disputesies dewaying da game? Hahaha so siwwy-funny! But now, hewe we awe again, nya. Dewayed nyot by da couwtsies but by SDF-chan’s “I-got-dis nyan-dev cwicwe,” nyeh! Newsfwashies: U don’t got dis uwu. Whatcha gonna do next, nya? Patchy-notes dat say “Fixed someding mebbe uwu. See ya in 2025 owo”?

And, nyeh nyeh, I get it uwu, game dev is hawd or whatevew, but EWEVEN HOUWS?!?! By da time dis tingy is done, I’ww be an owd gwandpa pwaying as a diwge-singing dungeon wozawd IRL, nya~. Aww I’m sayin’ is, if I miss anothew gobwin fwendsies stowy ow my “oopsies stab my pawty membew because I was woooting uwu,” I’m fiwing a cwass-action wawsuit fow emotyunaw damages uwu!

So wike, dankies, SDF-chan, nya~. Anothew ‘mazing weaw-wife PvPvE expewience uwu. The boss is, wike, da waity-wait bar, nya! Hope to see ya in da patchy-notes someday, ow nyot owo. Ughhhhh~!

[topaz cargo]

everyones so hot and bothered, you guys didnt have a goon sesh today?

[lucid gull]

you would think a small dev team would understand its unreasonable to ask people to wait for hours with no explanation, right?

[atomic condor]

is anybody else just stuck on connecting?

[granite pendant]

imo they need to give incentives for playing on the test server and incentives for suggestions on the official suggestions page

[half halo]

yes

[atomic condor]

wait, are we still not even fucking live yet

[clever spruce]

nope its just you. Contact your ISP

[finite orchid]

Furthermore, the Druid class provides me with a unique opportunity that no other game can match—the chance to display my fursona with pride and passion. Where other games might limit my expression to mere skins or aesthetics, Dark and Darker lets me embody my fursona through the Druid’s shapeshifting abilities. As I transform into various creatures, I am not just role-playing; I am expressing a part of my true self that other games fail to accommodate. It’s not just gameplay—it’s an artistic statement, and no other title lets me showcase my fursona with such depth and commitment. The Druid class is more than just a character in a game; it’s a reflection of who I am, a celebration of my identity.

So, let it be known: the Druid is the most difficult and sophisticated class in Dark and Darker, and my mastery of it has made me not only a superior player but a superior person. It requires a level of intelligence, patience, and dedication that no other class can match, and it allows me to showcase my fursona in a way that is as meaningful as it is powerful. While the average player flounders with their easy, shallow choices, I stand above them, playing the only class that truly deserves the buffs it continues to receive.

[glossy moss]

well you could be right but at the same time, i dont think we all know exactly how the process works or what exactly needed fixing. my understanding is that sometimes its more complicated to fix things and no matter how many people you have, only a few people CAN work on it directly. theres a ton of unreasonable people though right now, so its all good

[noble saffron]

no

[half halo]

fursona? :D

[sharp bloom]

i see people talking about servers being up is it just blacksmith thats ass do i need to move to epic or steam?

[lucid gull]

mahcellus its called REVERT AND DELAY THE PATCH BECAUSE WE REALIZED WE DIDNT KNOW WHAT WE WERE DOING

[ember sparrow]

Lol fair

[graceful storm]

this dude is a joke lol

[hollow solstice]

What is the demi God reward?

[lucid gull]

hes fucking PR for failure

[glossy moss]

bro you are just mad, you can be bad at me if that makes you feel better, you got that age 15 lil bor energy in here and thats okay. do what you need to do

[lucid gull]

mahcellus youre like the guy going on alien forums to argue with alien believers that aliens dont exist - you look more ridiculous than they do

[drifting patrol]

I just bought legenday status like a week ago 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩

[trail zenith]

That's not how it works,there is plenty of examples i womt give any but there are smaller studios that have done better,this is just because the devs working on it have mediocre level and basically no external funding besides dlc on steam,still it's pathetic

[half halo]

Off comes the gloves!!!! D:

[noble saffron]

if your gonna roast someone at least spell things right

[graceful storm]

im just sad that people like you exist in the real world thats all. you could be anything but you chose to be that way

[vagrant mantle]

@hollow solstice pretty sure its a lobby skin

[half halo]

o/ \o

[wanton canyon]

Druid : Panther : Rogue double jump, rogue silence, fasted speed, double jump chiken = Half map skip... --- Human : Cleric Heal, Warlock Phantom + Mage Casting Spell --- Bear : Barbarian Damage, Barbarian HP, Can 1 hit Player --- Rat : Escape, Door Jump. ///////// And you know what why not buff it more?

[iron current]

Id pack a goblins fudge no 🧢

[hollow solstice]

So like it goes over whatever gear your wearing or it's like the Halloween thing that you could buy where it's only you that can see it

[glossy moss]

Feel free to vent if its making you feel better. I'm not going to apologize for not being mad over a non wipe patch delay, its that simple. you don't add value, may as well be screaming into the void

[lucid gull]

while mahcellus screams into the void

[midnight frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/bluey-bingo-hug-the-sign-happy-gif-2523292975156066630

[graceful storm]

lol ok dude 🥱

[vagrant mantle]

@hollow solsticelike the halloween one, seems lame but we'll see

[glossy moss]

*talks at a normal level into the void

[obtuse agate]

Patch fixed or do I put my head back in the oven

[lucid gull]

*talking into the void is no different than screaming into the void

[half halo]

can u arrange to meet ingame? and stream that fight?

[midnight frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-13597132752790194338

[trail zenith]

Btw i reccomend playing dungeonborne its only 15gb and it adds a lot to the vibe just try it for 1/2 h you will definetly notice soo many things that can be added to dark and darker

[hollow solstice]

It's gotta be something everyone can see wheres the flex in that

[half halo]

he took the money and ran :(

[vagrant mantle]

@hollow solsticefr feels lazy

[gloomy inlet]

[trail zenith]

Still,dark and darker is better but it doesnt hurt to see how others aproach what could be called the same category

[graceful storm]

playing dungeonborne was the #1 biggest waste of time ive ever had in my entire life. Even more than typing this message

[subtle heart]

yo are servers down? under server status it says its operational but my game wont start \

[half halo]

i thought it was like a bad arcade version of d&d, where the freshies get jumped by top equipped lowlifes

[harsh dagger]

At least the discord server had support, think it's taken them up in the offer

[trail zenith]

Its not like dnd but you gotta admit that the studio did some work,at least on the visuals and the main menu tabs

[grave topaz]

@past garnet

[glossy moat]

mean comment about how the dev who updates their game once a week got to ambitous with changes to code that i dont understand much in the first place

[trail zenith]

Pvp and pve is ass on dungeonborne but the map and some other visual aspects are ass in dnd,if you mix the 2 together its exactly what everyone would ever want

[olive cloak]

+ =

[light aurora]

Nah 12 hours downtime for a lil update is wild

[half halo]

if pvp and pve suck, whats left to like? the genre is pvepvp right? :)

[vital jetty]

I can't recall another game with a 2 week downtime for an update since tetris 2. sheet

[trail zenith]

Its not little,the studio is little and so is the devs experience

[fading condor]

12 hours??!

They gotta be yanking they shieeyt

[vital jetty]

they majority of devs on DaD boast 10-15 years of experience m8

[hollow patio]

this shit up yett

[trail zenith]

Yeah,serving fried chicken ur right

[graceful storm]

idk dude. I dont really want anything from dungeonborne. I played it for a month or two probably got 100+ hours in. The arena tournaments were the only thing I ever really enjoyed. If DaD did a weekend arena tourny with rewards I guess that would be one thing I can think of. AND honorable mention would be dismantling trash gear to buy better gear but DaD already does that it just gives you gold instead

[vital jetty]

nah, they just always has other people as project leads, overseers ect.

[sudden idol]

Impressive down time

[high roost]

did grayson put a chat saying they are back up? or did I get trolled like 20mins ago

[trail zenith]

I tried it recently and while i found dark and darker way more fun and complete i still can think of more than a couple things that they could copy from dungeonborne,you can't say how much dnd got right but some visual aspects are just mid but still the game feels more complete and polished

[vital jetty]

Won't be back up for several hours, they fucked up how to gouge money from steam players, so they gotta fix that before allowing anyone to play.

[graceful storm]

time to swap to greed is good everyone

[high roost]

lmao yeah def taking a bit which is fine but stupid its just for a patch

[sudden idol]

They got me charged my ass 32$ for the game yesterday then today it's on steam for 21$

[vital jetty]

10+ hours for a patch in ANY game in the moddern day, is a joke.

[rigid vault]

Oh, u’we stiww waiting to pway Dawk and Dawkew? Nyaa~?! Eweben whowe houws fow a patchy-watchy? Fow whaaaat? A hotfixie? Heh, at dis point, it’s a Cowdfix™, uwu. I mean, come on, SDF-chan, how wooooong does it take to make da siwwy wittwe gobwins stop cwipping thwough wawws, nya~? U’we a singwe devvie, not a time-twavelwy wizard twying to debuggie da entiwe timeline, hewpies!

And wike, wet’s tawk about dis “fwee-to-pway” tingy, nya~. Mmmhmm, suwe, it’s fwee… but onwy if u don’t mind waiting fow-wevew fow da updaty-watewy to dwop uwu. Waiting mowe dan 30 miny? Eww no thanks, nya! I’d wathew faww into a mimic’s tummy-tum dan sit hewe in etewnyawn-puwgatowy stawing at da “woading baw dat nevew endsies.” So siwwy uwu. At weast getting wiped by da spooky monsters is, wike, fun uwu.

But noooo, it doesn’t stop hewe, nya~! Wemembew when we joked about da wegaw disputesies dewaying da game? Hahaha so siwwy-funny! But now, hewe we awe again, nya. Dewayed nyot by da couwtsies but by SDF-chan’s “I-got-dis nyan-dev cwicwe,” nyeh! Newsfwashies: U don’t got dis uwu. Whatcha gonna do next, nya? Patchy-notes dat say “Fixed someding mebbe uwu. See ya in 2025 owo”?

And, nyeh nyeh, I get it uwu, game dev is hawd or whatevew, but EWEVEN HOUWS?!?! By da time dis tingy is done, I’ww be an owd gwandpa pwaying as a diwge-singing dungeon wozawd IRL, nya~. Aww I’m sayin’ is, if I miss anothew gobwin fwendsies stowy ow my “oopsies stab my pawty membew because I was woooting uwu,” I’m fiwing a cwass-action wawsuit fow emotyunaw damages uwu!

So wike, dankies, SDF-chan, nya~. Anothew ‘mazing weaw-wife PvPvE expewience uwu. The boss is, wike, da waity-wait bar, nya! Hope to see ya in da patchy-notes someday, ow nyot owo. Ughhhhh~!

[trail zenith]

If it was just for the patch it would be up already,they must have some waiting while they approve the dlc or some bullshit legal things

[graceful storm]

someone needs to make a suggestion for the dev team to learn how to deploy changes to production. I would upvote so fast

[raw saddle]

how many hours we at now 12?

[noble saffron]

ya

[lucid gull]

someone on their time literally just needs to say something

[raw saddle]

imagine theyre just pooping this whole time waiting to hit the button

[trail zenith]

Could also be that they ve noticed some bugs and trying to solve them while many devs arent available,the problem is that nobody knows anything that is the real problem the communication

[vital jetty]

They can't, because the issue isn't related to the game itself, the issue is reltd to them gouging money from steam/epic players.

[stone prism]

[high roost]

yeah defiently hoping for a lot of fixes or some good content from this lol

[lucid gull]

nailed it! sorry not sorry, they sayh

[past garnet]

@grave topaz

[trail zenith]

Not gonna happen,small changes untill big wipe

[raw saddle]

hoping they dont implement panther changes

[graceful storm]

I cant believe they are trying to fix this while the game is completely down instead of rolling back and doing it right next time. mind blown

[noble saffron]

ya i doubt it tho

[trail zenith]

Idk,roll backs arent that great of a thing its not like minecraft that you have to upload ur old world and boom ur done

[lucid gull]

agreed. considering the lameness of the only update they gave... they just wanna monetize this and let it die

[young moth]

I mean as long as they extend season by 12 hours or give us some blue rocks I’m down for either or.

[trail zenith]

Communication and if delayed for a substantial amount of time just reward the players in some way

[silent estuary]

hey

[noble saffron]

they wont tho

[graceful storm]

normally when you develop something and you botch a live deployment you roll it back until you figure out what the problem is. especially when thousands of your customers are waiting

[fair mountain]

Oh boy, here we go. Eleven hours for a patch? Eleven. Whole. Hours. For what? A hotfix? Nah, at this point, it’s more like a ColdFix™. I mean, come on, SDF—how long does it take to make goblins stop clipping through walls? You’re a single developer, not a time traveler trying to debug the entire timeline.

And let’s talk about that “free-to-play” charm. Yeah, free to play… IF you don’t mind waiting long enough for this update to finally drop. Waiting more than 30 minutes for a fix? No thanks. I’d rather team up with randoms in the game’s death dungeons than sit through this eternal purgatory of the "loading bar that never ends." And let me tell you, I’d rather explain to my boss why I called out of work for a “raid night” than wait for this patch to finish. At least getting wiped by a mimic is entertaining.

But oh no, it doesn’t stop there. Remember when we all joked about legal disputes delaying the game? Hahaha, so funny. And now here we are, delayed again—not by the courts this time, but by SDF’s “I’ve-got-it-handled” development cycle. Newsflash: you don’t. What’s next, patch notes that just say “Fixed something, maybe. See you in 2025”?

I mean, I get it, game development is hard or whatever, but ELEVEN HOURS?! By the time this patch is done, I’ll have grown a beard long enough to roleplay a dungeon wizard IRL. All I’m saying is, if I miss another hilarious goblin alliance story or “accidentally” stabbing my teammate because I was too busy looting, I’m filing a class-action lawsuit for emotional damages.

So thanks, SDF. Truly. Another reminder that the real PvPvE experience isn’t fighting dungeon monsters, it’s surviving the wait for the update. See you in the patch notes, nerds. Maybe. If the servers ever come back up. Ugh.

[plucky helm]

So the games been down 12 hours crazyyyy

[wanton canyon]

Druid : Panther : Rogue double jump, rogue silence, fasted speed, double jump chiken = Half map skip... --- Human : Cleric Heal, Warlock Phantom + Mage Casting Spell --- Bear : Barbarian Damage, Barbarian HP, Can 1 hit Player --- Rat : Escape, Door Jump. ///////// And you know what why not buff it more?

[solid spoke]

lol update started. I went to work, did the whole shift, had dinner after, came home. still down

[trail zenith]

You know how if you create a game and upload it on steam,create the cards that can be collected by playing and then sold to the community marketplace. The game devs ( this is a true thing ) can decide how many cards and what the starting price is and when to put more imto the market so its basically a small money printer

[ionic heart]

Can say this all you want but other classes are dominating

[lucid gull]

ya and they dont say shit dude.

[dim palm]

do i loose my gold because patch took toooo long (in trade) ?

[devout spire]

People complaining in here like they are monitoring this chat 😄
Its pre-wipe who cares if the game is down. Go touch some grass girls

[lucid gull]

royaltee u got some assumptions under ur fat boy belt

[lethal falcon]

still an active season ape

[sudden idol]

He probably a lib-tard voted for that lady

[wanton canyon]

Druid : Panther : Rogue double jump, rogue silence, fasted speed, double jump chiken = Half map skip... --- Human : Cleric Heal, Warlock Phantom + Mage Casting Spell --- Bear : Barbarian Damage, Barbarian HP, Can 1 hit Player --- Rat : Escape, Door Jump. ///////// And you know what why not buff it more?

[earnest raft]

is game still down?

[graceful storm]

and your in here complaining about people complaining. who really needs to go touch grass 🥹

[wanton canyon]

im not suprise that ur icon is druid hahaha play other class then you lil sh***

[tough steppe]

This! Someone answer lol

[trail zenith]

If they decide to give us something,its not either steam that looses something or ironmace,they literallt can give you millions of red shards or blue shards and nobody would even care,but it won't never happen because they dont care if you wait,they will only care when the game wont sell no more and people will abbandon it

[chrome haven]

Yea it's been down 12 hours now.

[dull edge]

it is for me 😦

[stone prism]

yes game down

[half halo]

this is what addiction looks like up close. it aint pretty. when your buddy tells you that your main plugged got nabbed by 5-0 and you are almost out D:

[tough steppe]

Sad day...

[lucid gull]

darkshades bro, you still carrying water for free?

[devout spire]

Explain how its a complaint?

[ionic heart]

must be skill issue

[devout spire]

What does that even mean?

[lucid gull]

how else would you describe your statement royaltee?

[delicate pasture]

Maybe... POE2 will start before the DnD server becomes UP 😅

[wanton canyon]

aint nothing about skill you dumb im in top player go check leaderboard... this is just reality druid is the most op champ right now

[graceful storm]

i dont fall for rage bait im the master baiter bro. go touch your grass

[lucid gull]

that you made assumptions in your statement lol, pretty clear dog

[devout spire]

Druid is the definite go next season. Unless some major changes are made

[chrome haven]

Man I'm so excited for POE2 tommorow, watching people try and log in will be a fun time

[devout spire]

Low IQ aye.

[delicate pasture]

Ha ha

[lucid gull]

takes one to know one fellow tartar

[half halo]

lets all hold hands now, and sing: we shall overcome 🦄

[lucid gull]

you sound like an abusive flight attendant

[tall arch]

john ape

[tall token]

ITS BACK ON LETS GO

[deft mist]

you messing with us?

[hollow patio]

@zinc sparrow when this gonna be up

[half halo]

its been done more than once tonight. charlatans

[tall token]

meet me in signapore for arena trios

[stone prism]

is the test server up? I might play onm that

[covert karma]

Literally worst patches and update and it takes all day lmao

[chrome haven]

It's always wild to me the entitlement of @ notifying employeed of game companies in discords and stuff like holee-y guy they'll update you when they can update everyone ... you know ... like they always do

[odd knot]

games up?

[stone prism]

no

[lucid gull]

no, we have been asked to be face down ass up for about four hours. no action.

[ionic heart]

Thats how you been sitting ?

[lucid gull]

that is the message i got, yes. and i have not disapointed my stream.

[sturdy valve]

What's happening with the game?

[proper pollen]

its not coming back up, rip dnd

[graceful storm]

WE ARE IRONMACE, WE TEST IN PRODUCTION

[serene mesa]

this patch is really complicated, particularly the change to barbarian's rage ability will need a few days of work

[lucid gull]

also thanks for noticing

[tough kestrel]

frick this ill see you guys on solitaire (windows 95)

[opaque jay]

Sure, lets buff druid.

[graceful storm]

you know what, lets ignore all of the major issues and buff barb too.

[olive cloak]

💢

[opaque jay]

I mean, of course Barb buffs were needed.

[austere plaza]

🫃

[lucid gull]

"IT TOOK LONGAR TO FIX ISSUE AND WE APOLOGIZE FOR INCONVENIENCE NOW SIT AND WAIT WITH ASS DOWN FACE UP" - sdf

[gaunt wren]

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[lucid gull]

i do not support his statement. i uncomfortably posture by dark and darker

[zenith cloak]

EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH

[serene mesa]

NEVER! GREED IS GOOD WILL RISE AGAIN! DOWN WITH DARK AND DARKER AND DUNGEONBORNEW

[runic sigil]

god bless everyone hating on druid shit be so annoying

[graceful storm]

not including patch 69, this is actually the worst patch theyve ever done

[runic sigil]

i am angery take druid outtttt

[rigid vault]

EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH

@Berb
EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH EVERYBODY GET ON DUNGEONBORNE RIGHT NOW HAWK TUAH

[earnest raft]

skill issue

[steel radish]

Rogue is a joke of a class. All who run and throw knives are cowards.

[serene mesa]

EVERYONE GOT ON GREED IS GOOD RIGHT NOW EVERYONE GOT ON GREED IS GOOD RIGHT NOW EVERYONE GOT ON GREED IS GOOD RIGHT NOW EVERYONE GOT ON GREED IS GOOD RIGHT NOW

[stone prism]

womp womp ranged meta

[twin rover]

everyone get dungeonborne rn its free to play the full game way better than this bs that goes under maintanance for over 12 hours now

[visual hazel]

then go play it lol

[fossil forge]

200 player count tho

[gloomy inlet]

🫃

[serene mesa]

wow I had no idea they collapsed that badly, I genuinely thought it was still a competitor. why did it fail? I quit it after one game cause it felt like one of those shitty rpgs I used to play on my mum's iphone when I was 10

[gloomy inlet]

Maybe that’s why it failed then lmao

[serene mesa]

well yeah but I heard people going on about it like it was good a few months ago

[covert lion]

south korea fixed their coup faster than this patch

[gloomy inlet]

The DND clone games feel like ass and aren’t fun from my experience

[fossil forge]

it was pay to win with the ability to never lose one item so you could spend real money to have the best weapon every game

[serene mesa]

that sounds more like a desperate cash grab they probably made when they realised the game was going kaput, the problems probably came before that or was it there from the start?

[rapid oak]

ANB4 Sorry the patch has been extended eight more hours. We thank you for your patience.

[topaz cargo]

you said this hours ago and im starting to think your gonna be right lmfao

[rapid oak]

Lol

[slate ore]

Dear SDF, Terrance, and the rest of the Ironmace developer team

It had been over 12 hours since the servers have gone down for the hotfix. If the only Issue with it is the fact that the DLC function for legendary edition isnt working, I humbly request that you set that aside for next week's hotfix that will also include the final end of wipe event. I am but a young fan of your game and wishes to play their favorite gamemode, arenas, especially since the new QOL update you have bestowed appon us! However, this dumb DLC shennanegans is getting in the way of us playing our favorite game. Please forget the DLC and let us play

Love - Your One TRUE Admirer TurtleTime

PS: please make demigod reward worth it!!!!!!

[graceful storm]

it was always bad lol the mythril arena tournaments were kind of fun, but still the combat was piss poor and I only played for one weekend

[gaunt pike]

No thanks bud i paid for the legendary status DLC im gunna get the legendary status DLC

[tall arch]

What 12 hours without dark and darker does to a man

[spiral raven]

PLEASE I NEED MY FIX

[visual hazel]

lol

[grave geode]

⚰️

[high roost]

damn ig just a whole day to buff druid

[tall arch]

the absolute horror

[slate ore]

FREE BLUE STONESHARDS FOR EVERYONE FOR THIS MESS. COPY AND PASTE

[winged wasp]

FREE BLUE STONESHARDS FOR EVERYONE FOR THIS MESS. COPY AND PASTE

[graceful storm]

the fact that they havent given anymore updates, or rolled it back by now is a little concerning. And they sent graysun to gen chat to make small talk and ask questions that don't matter. They always do that when things arent going well

[twin rover]

FREE BLUE STONESHARDS FOR EVERYONE FOR THIS MESS. COPY AND PASTE

[low talon]

10 FREE BLUE STONESHARDS FOR EVERYONE FOR THIS MESS. COPY AND PASTE

[sturdy surge]

It's low key impressive how often they fuck up their updates

[winged wasp]

they probably took their jolly asses to sleep and theres 1 or 2 poor devs working overtime to fix their mistake

[high roost]

game updating now at least

[graceful storm]

i wish that were true but its like 11 a.m in korea like wft are they doing bruh

[umbral path]

dont worry guys, this will be just an excuse later on to extend the season and delay the next wipe

[winged wasp]

oh joy

[high roost]

updated but still down

[winged wasp]

sorcerer is never coming 😦

[high roost]

why do we need sorcerer when we can continue buffing druid

[drowsy citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/evilwizardcat-gif-16657991134775678911

[bronze sentinel]

TIME TO GET RACIST!

[torn sigil]

TIME TO GET RACIST

[solid spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[graceful storm]

@glad thunder players = sad

[radiant hare]

Is the game down right now?

[kind jewel]

why the fuck your guys care about the DLC so much, everyone in this game have the legendary

[brave pasture]

Does anyone at ironmace know how to use Jira or Atlassian??? LMK

[rigid vault]

Hey devs mabey idk talk too us. like on a real note this aint good for the game.

[graceful storm]

foreal I volunteer to teach you how it works if we can avoid this in the future

[brave pasture]

i used to work for star citizen and this is fkn trash

[kind jewel]

blue stone''

[brave pasture]

@dusky trout Jira is a proprietary product developed by Atlassian that allows bug tracking, issue tracking and agile project management. Jira is used by a large number of clients and users globally for project, time, requirements, task, bug, change, code, test, release, sprint management. 🙂 trust me it works

[graceful storm]

bro im a developer ive never seen any production issues like this. If I did something like this i'd be looking for a new job

[amber oar]

I’m having trouble loading the game, it says something with the server is abnormal and it’s happening not just for me but for all my friends

[solid spoke]

12 hr and counting patch @amber oar

[winged wasp]

deadass this is the type of shit that only happens in failing companies

[pure briar]

martial law gettin to the dev team

[brazen cobalt]

hahahaha

[graceful storm]

thats the first thing I learned. production issue = BAD. pretend there is a fire and get it fixed at all costs asap

[spiral canyon]

i love asian girls

[inner terrace]

Too soon?

[pure briar]

i guess we will see

[chrome haven]

I hate jira.

Asana does all the same things but is far less of a PITA.

@graceful storm you're either not a developer or you're comparing an entirely unrelated product class, most of the stuff I've worked on I could take it down for a couple days and worst case someoen would get upset, aslong as no transactions are dropped irrecoverably though no one would suffer any meaningful punishment.

only time that's not the case is like financial/point of sale

That said if I had a release pipeline this dated someoen would be upset about it and it'd get modernised

[magic turret]

Does anyone know when it’s supposed to end.

[graceful storm]

DAYS? yeah your in a different world brah

[winged wasp]

we need to force the dev team into a tournament style development deathmatch where whoever makes a better product in a given time gets to survive, and the other gets "replaced"

[proper pollen]

No one has any clue. That’s the worst part, lack of communication.

[finite jay]

DLC = money grab

[patent pond]

so were in copper

[proper pollen]

Not sure how, unless it costs more than the red stone price.

[winged wasp]

tf are you developing where you can let it sit for days without fixing it? who hired you cuh?

[finite jay]

more worried about selling more copies than actually letting the people play who have purchased the game

[static crest]

You use redstone for everything else in the game. What reason is there to change that?

[crystal lark]

it's literally cheaper
it's 21 dollars

[reef onyx]

FREE BLUE STONESHARDS FOR EVERYONE FOR THIS MESS. COPY AND PASTE

[winged wasp]

Jason your greed will consume you

[graceful storm]

thats what im saying I think this guy is the one who isnt a dev. lmao never heard of any nonsense like that

[finite jay]

its on sale.....

[inner schooner]

Redstone!

[pure briar]

thatd be another day of server downtime

[reef onyx]

XD

[storm mountain]

W

[subtle heart]

what do we think the passive effects on the zombie skin are gonna be

[proper pollen]

+500% server downtime

[pure briar]

-3 vig and you get to fart on people for maximum damage

[chrome haven]

I mean ... we take transaction level back ups and retain them for up to a fortnight at transaction level.

Like ... shit happens in the real world almost all projects are this way.

You couldn't take them down days at a time often but once a year ? That'd get filed under shit happens.

@winged wasp haven't taken anything down unexpectedly in ~4 years now.
Last time I took a client down it was very large retailer's system but point of sale styayed up that was down for ~30 hours as a result of a "improvement" to ironically update subsystems

[subtle heart]

that would be cool acually

[finite jay]

its on sale dummy

[tender jackal]

@past cloud

[spare parcel]

when this server well on?

[ashen cobalt]

i just made this post and i need help please

[lost rock]

guys is the game down?

[pure briar]

hopefully we get that 15 hp they took away from us with that skin

[magic turret]

Yes and it prolly will be for a while.

[brittle barn]

Make sure to @past cloud so that the devs will patch quicker

[lost rock]

thx fopr reply

[spare parcel]

when will the server be turned on?

[ashen cobalt]

what are they doing with servers rn?

[magic turret]

Nobody has any clue they didn’t say any exact times.

[pure briar]

when you touch them nicely

[verbal abyss]

🇵 🇴 🇺 🇳 🇩 🇪 🇷 2️⃣

[frail smelt]

Please oh lord please. I want to play the game soo BBADD

[winged wasp]

see? youre talking about an entirely different job environment than is applicable to the DnD devs, theyre making a product that runs on attention because theyre not marketing anything useful, its all about maintaining the interest of people who want to blow money impulsively on a game. every second of time the game isnt up is a bunch of potential customers lost, so they cant work on a similar development schedule

[brittle barn]

Pro tip: you can @past cloud in other channels to keep it going

[empty carbon]

🇪 🇽 🇹 🇪 🇳 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇦 🇹 🇨 🇭

[broken epoch]

you know it's bad when the industry devs start arguing PepeLa

[graceful storm]

we process around 10k transactions per day and have about 300 different services. thats where all the money comes from so if they go down its VERY bad news. I envy your job honestly

[winged wasp]

im unemployed and i can barely make a zomboid mod in LUA, i aint a dev lol

[brittle barn]

@past cloud

[frail smelt]

Servers down! No!
Want play game!
Big sad

[brittle barn]

Make sure to @past cloud to help the servers go back up

[delicate yew]

how did 11 people manage better than 130

[winged wasp]

@past cloud this kid convinced me. ik you can do this

[frail smelt]

@brittle barn You're gonna get wham hammered dude. Thats spam my guy

[brittle barn]

I am just trying to give people advice about who to contact @frail smelt @past cloud

[random shore]

Who is pounder and why are we spamming him

[ripe fossil]

asd

[broken epoch]

thekidneypounder 💀

[winged wasp]

these rascals have mentioned poor pounder2 334 times bro

[frail smelt]

Don't include me in that 🙅‍♂️

[graceful storm]

at 3 a.m they will say "unfortunately..........6 more hours............ sorry for the inconvenience"

[winged wasp]

no way theyd be so courteous

[brittle barn]

DO NOT @past cloud for help

[frail smelt]

Those goblins are goblinating and I'm not in there to slay them. This is a disaster

[graceful storm]

guess im gonna rank up in TFT and forget about this mess until tomorrow tired of waiting tbh

[winged wasp]

i gotchu bro, i wont @past cloud in the future

[brittle barn]

Thanks, if you @past cloud, then you could cause the game to go live on accident

[tall arch]

🫃 🇮 🇲 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫃 🇸 🇩 🇫 ❔ 🫃

[winged wasp]

no shit? why is it so bad to @past cloud if hes got the solution?

[pure briar]

just got another update pog

and graysun is no longer away

[chrome haven]

lol point of sale systems being down is higher impact than a video game.

If this happened during an important event you might have a point. but at the end of a wipe ? lol.

@graceful storm
Ok ... but like ... as long as you dont drop any transactions who cares right ?
I know finance companies get extremely angry if a transaction is delayed but most enterprises I've worked with broadly dont care when the transaction lands as long as it lands
point of sale is the only time I've seen anyone get in serious trouble for breaking it and only during peak sales period, the stars had to align for that team to get hauled over the coals then re-structured.

[quaint sluice]

12 hours of sdf being a screw up let's goooo

[neon whale]

servers are down??

[winged wasp]

nah theyre fine wdym?

[frail smelt]

Yes. Welcome to the party. We all hate it here

[real venture]

MONKEY DEVS

[finite jay]

I HATE THIS GAME BUT WANT TO PLAY SO BAD

[winged wasp]

i need to eat a live rat to compensate for my lack of dungeoning today

[ancient gyro]

MONKEY DEVS

[finite jay]

i want to play so much more because i cant

[empty carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1081941105672724500/1307707495225233611/images.png?ex=6753acc2&is=67525b42&hm=6829f8b9623aac76d2f6b04e6ca0cc536103b229de24ae82c1d5fb7c1acea6b7&

[weak valley]

@past cloud

[winged wasp]

exactly

[finite jay]

now i got to go to bed im pissed

[frail smelt]

Delta Force just launced F2P

[wary brook]

Maybe quivers will come out by the time the patch-fix lands 👀

[winged wasp]

its got spyware

[tough tinsel]

ever played tarkov?

[frail smelt]

So does League, Valrant, COD and some others

[winged wasp]

yeah shits wild

[empty carbon]

Turns out theres spyware everywhere. Salt Typhoon about to be all in the news

[frail smelt]

Its fun though. 🙂

[winged wasp]

bruh my message got blocked for using the acronym for the chinese comommyunist party

[young moth]

What does pounder 2 mean? Anyone

[frail smelt]

Its a rigid stance on anti cheat. It is intrusive. But its effective and I think people are uncomfortable with the comprimise

[neon whale]

dang i really wanted to grind for that furry skin

[winged wasp]

chinese owned company thats required to obey the CC(PP) so they def gathering data with it but atp its impossible to avoid if you use the internet at all

[umbral marlin]

this is rad

[young moth]

Is it something we have installed or ready or what.

[ancient karma]

sdf said if we ping his alt account 10 thousand times he will drop the next season teaser trailer @past cloud

[tough tinsel]

im convinced the first person to realize it was someone planning on cheating

[winged wasp]

@past cloud youre a victim

[digital zodiac]

IM having moments of clarity quick plz bring the game back

[winged wasp]

its ok jimmy just disocciate harder, like we practiced

[digital zodiac]

I NEED DARK AND DARKER TO DO THAT

[winged wasp]

shhhh easy boy, just take a deep breath and imagine getting jumped on by a rogue, it oughta get your adrenaline fix

[reef onyx]

FREE BLUE STONESHARDS FOR EVERYONE FOR THIS MESS. COPY AND PASTE

[viscid lark]

how tf the servers go down when i woke up and still arnt back on when i got off work smh

[young moth]

I’m not pinging anyone ya have fun.

[winged wasp]

jason you gluttonous little rodent ive warned you

[floral pendant]

Aint no way the servers still down 💀

[knotty kernel]

is the game still down?

[barren moss]

Yup

[burnt mesa]

GAME UPPPPP GOOOOOO

[sturdy surge]

Still praying for the day they do polls on what nerfs/buffs the community wants

[austere plaza]

JUST MESSAGGED GRAYSUN ON GRINDER SERVERS ARE UP!!!

[floral pendant]

13 HOUR PATCH LMAO Servers still down btw

[broken epoch]

it's grindr not grinder 💀

[knotty kernel]

I dont know why they insist on patching the game at the end of their shift instead of the start.

Can we admit at this point the devs are Re G A R D E D

[winged wasp]

and how tf you know that?

[floral pendant]

You’d know

[high roost]

lmao thats not something u wanna correct someone on

[marble harbor]

is servers up?

[jagged dew]

Yes

[winged wasp]

finally. how lovely

[dawn depot]

Game is still down?

[floral pendant]

Servers still down

[broken epoch]

I know cause I be giving dudes the combo tbh

[wary brook]

Lol yea theyre def still down

[winged wasp]

nah its up bro im currently punching troll

[west mist]

@past cloud \

[elfin harness]

@past cloud

[shadow bough]

Lmao looking at this discord is like being at an AA meeting

[glossy flint]

do we know when game back up?

[inland harbor]

its been 13 hours, hopefully never

[winged wasp]

lets have faith and hope theyre doing it on purpose to try and get players to join the discord (they have no reason to do that)

[glossy flint]

freak

[half breach]

Bruh i just came home from a 11hour shift to finally build my pc after waiting for two weeks, for all the parts. Now after 6 hours i was finished building and installing and setting things up, starting dark and darker for the first time... aaaaaaand it doesnt work. Alsmost lost my mind for 10 mins then opened discord

[high roost]

Hope it'll just be up at some point within 24 hrs

[winged wasp]

tragic asf

[empty carbon]

🇪 🇽 🇹 🇪 🇳 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇦 🇹 🇨 🇭

[pure briar]

w timing

[half breach]

Fr almost lost my mind, but now i can go to sleep in peace

[chrome haven]

Trying to drvie down concurrent player counts, so that they can show a month of concurrent player growth in Jan to investors 😉

[winged wasp]

fucking genius

[chrome haven]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-black-guy-tap-head-gif-27536171

[winged wasp]

good thing theyve been doing it every other month too, im sure its helped their bottom line XD

[chrome haven]

I genuinely worry about how they're killing a thing I love the concept of so throughly the 20% drop in players month on month since steam release is grim

[winged wasp]

my favorite game of all time was ark survival evolved. im very familiar with magical games being demolished by a shitty dev team

[inland harbor]

at this point its the only hope we have. if the average players count goes to 0 and they dont earn any money, they might have to sell the whole game to some actual devs

[weak valley]

@past cloud mad?

[elfin harness]

@past cloud

[rotund pawn]

servers still dpwn right?

[inland harbor]

its been 13 hours, how about you ask again in like 5 mins

[knotty kernel]

I am 100% convinced they did infact steal the game from Nexon. The dev record is the evidence.

The people who released the last 72 patches are not the same people who built the inital game we all played in the playtests. No way

[cinder steppe]

who is pounder and why are people pinging him so much not only in this chat but also even twice as much in general chat 🤭

[rotund pawn]

lmao bro my bad haha just got off work 13 hours is crazy

[winged wasp]

BRO'S ONTO EVERYTHING

[inland harbor]

ye didnt wanted to be rude but i dont see this game running for the next 10 hours

[chrome haven]

Broadly speaking the product class is unique and has outside of dark and darker been a commercial failure.

The problem is a complete commercial flop and buy out would kill it entirely

[maiden horizon]

one text every 5 minutes is crazy @past cloud cmonnnnnnn

[inland harbor]

1000%, i dont get how they fucked up commercial so badly

[rotund pawn]

nah i laughed damn rip ty tho

[vast crater]

@past cloud

[left knot]

@past cloud

[narrow scaffold]

@past cloud I

[cinder steppe]

who is pounder

[winged wasp]

hes the guy @past cloud

[cinder steppe]

like on spykids game over "the guy"?

[south ginkgo]

@past cloud

[winged wasp]

exactly like that, yes

[cinder steppe]

omg....... :O

[solid loom]

damn i knew the devs were doodoo but this is liquid ass

[spiral canyon]

what is preventing these devs from patching and testing on a seperate server and allowing the previous server to remain so people can still play? after the issues get resolved then it would simply take an update to bring the community up to speed on the new patch and can go back to playing after a max of 10 minutes instead of being offline for half a day?? @glad thunder

[winged wasp]

bruh even skinny pete in the discord waiting for it to open

[cinder steppe]

plot twist HES NOT THE GUY.........i am.....

[inland harbor]

imagine you are a new player, you started 2 days ago and this is what patch updates look like. I would never ever touch this game again

[patent temple]

MONKEY DEVS

[delicate sentinel]

hows everyone

[rocky knot]

I bought the game on December 1st and this is actually kind of ridiculous.

I understand not being a complainer. My problem is I can't fathom things being this bad. Like, why wasn't this tested more before they tried to push it out?

[inland harbor]

they never test anything, actually 13 hours down time is good for the dark and darker player because the chances are high that after a patch they revert everything from 2 days ago because people could duplicate items or something similar, and the best part is, whenever they reverted like 3 days they just said "sorry for wasting 3 days from all our players, here is 2 blue chards"

[dim palm]

the server needs to open really soon or im going to lose like 90k to trade

[deft pier]

@zinc sparrow is it up yet :(

[nocturne hinge]

Don't think so

[stiff pond]

When is next wipe can someone please tell me?

[tall token]

18th

[inland harbor]

this patch takes longer then arena is up as a game mode

[nocturne hinge]

Is arena just a bunch of barbs lol

[digital zodiac]

alright guys taking bets on when its going to be up mine is on next week

[solar moon]

@past cloud

[nocturne hinge]

IL bet my wallet it will be before that

[digital zodiac]

ahhhh you cant be to sure with iron

[cinder steppe]

i bought a full kit for my rogue with 55 str and had about 50-60% physical power bonus that i was planning on generously donating to a very lucky fella that can kill me 🤭 so if ur in HR and you suddenly get 2 shot by a rogue it was probably me ^_^

[nocturne hinge]

Definitely right

[twilit oar]

Might be a stupid question but what does “bis” mean in dnd context

[timid mountain]

best in slot

[twilit oar]

Alright and that means that it’s the best you can get? Like rolls wise?

[sturdy surge]

Nothing will stop the rangerpocalypse

[winged wasp]

i just been translating it to "fat loot" in my head

[wise torrent]

they should push back the HR season another day bruh this some bs

[finite orchid]

Let it be known: the Druid is the most difficult and sophisticated class in Dark and Darker, and my mastery of it has made me not only a superior player but a superior person. It requires a level of intelligence, patience, and dedication that no other class can match. Most importantly, it allows me to showcase my fursona in a way that is as meaningful as it is powerful. While the average crayon eating wizard, fighter, barb, and rogue player flounders with their easy, shallow choices, I stand above them, playing the only class that truly deserves the buffs it continues to receive.

[reef onyx]

Jason — Today at 07:39
Its ok we're getting free bluestone shards - its worth the wait

[timid mountain]

yeah it would be ideal rolls for whatever your build is

[thick terrace]

does anything stay after the resets they do i havent played before

[dire cliff]

No everything gone. You get some rewards at the start of new season based on high roller rank.

[thick terrace]

do you have to make new characters

[winged wasp]

why do you plague me boy?

[dire cliff]

No, all your characters stay.

[earnest cliff]

Huge W that spell reflect works on hitscan

[serene mesa]

Maybe getting that to work is what they’ve been doing for the past 12 hours

[brazen cobalt]

what other spells are hitscan?

[tall wind]

zap

[tropic rain]

SDF,

Do you even realize what you’ve done to me? Do you care? Eight hours. Eight hours since the patch was supposed to drop. Eight hours of me refreshing Discord like some unhinged addict, hoping to see that little notification light up with salvation—only to find nothing. Just silence.

Do you know what it’s like to need Dark and Darker like it’s the only thing keeping you alive, only to have you—YOU—leave me hanging like this? This game isn’t just a pastime for me; it’s the only escape from the endless gray nothingness that is my life. Without it, I’m just... stuck here. Empty.

But here I am. Patchless. Hopeless. Spiraling. Clicking Discord channels like a possessed husk, begging for updates. Begging for anything. Do you have any idea how much this hurts? My life without Dark and Darker feels like a cruel joke, and you’re the one writing the punchline.

Why are you doing this? You could be the hero we need, the leader who brings the game—and all of us—back to life. But instead, you’re playing some sadistic waiting game with the people who care the most.

Please, SDF. Release the patch. Give me my reason to keep going. I can’t keep living like this, stuck in this limbo, drowning in the absence of the one thing that gives me joy. I need this game. I need you to do the right thing.

Stop letting us down. Stop letting me down.

A Discord-refreshing, broken wreck of a soul

[serene mesa]

Curse of pain, zap, power of sacrifice

[gusty egret]

is dark still down - client getting force restarted

[brazen cobalt]

ahh i forgot warlock i was only thinking wizard. yes the game is still down

[earnest cliff]

chain lightning as well. I also wonder how this is gonna work with explosion

[reef onyx]

Its ok we're getting free bluestone shards - its worth the wait

[odd spindle]

🇸 🇩 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇹 🇾 🇵 🇮 🇳 🇬

[pearl venture]

hi everyone does anyone here knows if dark and darker works on macbooks?

[light aurora]

Idk about that one Druid caters to every situation at hand, and on top of that you can flee from any fight as you wish and nobody can do a thing about it

[serene mesa]

Who wants to 1v1 me in chess

[abstract acorn]

send the chess com link

[deft mist]

Is it back up?

[zenith cloak]

Get a load of this guy

[serene mesa]

https://link.chess.com/play/cvSvXR

[light aurora]

I think a cooldown between how long u can change between animals is a simple fix

[zenith cloak]

Me go rat when me hp go low #imjustbetter

[solid spoke]

nvm misunderstood

[severe stump]

have the servers been down all day?

[timber tinsel]

i was ab to ask if its me or if its a overall issue

[signal bison]

December 5, 2024 11:00 AM since then

[boreal ledge]

do something @runic pasture

[zenith cloak]

A rong rong time ago this game used to thrive

[severe stump]

i seen the patch started at 11am

[lethal anchor]

still down????

[signal bison]

id assume its a problem to do with steam

[severe stump]

youll have that on the big jobs i guess

[zenith cloak]

@runic pasture Gave up bro

[sturdy valve]

How Much time left for servers to open?

[runic pasture]

I got you I'll be getting severs online within the hour

[signal bison]

i dont think they have given an ETA

[winged wasp]

graysun said "it shouldnt be too much longer" 46 minutes ago

[surreal girder]

multiple times LMAO

[topaz flower]

the goat

[lethal anchor]

THE GOAT

[winged wasp]

how kind of you, lizard man i love you lizard man

[sturdy valve]

Thanks

[umbral path]

with the powers of tism he will concentrate so hard he'll manifest it

[severe stump]

you talking about me?

[lethal anchor]

daddys here

[real venture]

MONKEY DEVS

[fresh grove]

Anyone know how to fix "ended abnormally" on bootup? After loadbar

[winged wasp]

bro

[rigid surge]

berp is my favorite

[floral pendant]

14+ hour patch is this a record?

[winged wasp]

not by a long shot

[frail smelt]

Is the claim that Graysun said "not long" true?

[winged wasp]

doktorwolf really wants to get something off his chest apparently

[keen walrus]

Wtf, yesterday, after i've read the update needs 6 hhours i just wen to bed so that i can play in the morning....now is the morning and they're still updatting XDD´´´

naahh...keyboard issues, takes a wwhilee to ttype^^

[signal bison]

lmao

[winged wasp]

its ok i still love you doktorwolf

[keen walrus]

thanks. a least you ❤️

[signal bison]

i hope you had a good sleep

[winged wasp]

hope you had sweet dreams

[keen walrus]

i did. how about you?

[winged wasp]

its an hour past midnight for me

[halcyon latch]

hi

[keen walrus]

ohhh... soo still hope for a note from thhe devs?^^

[grave geode]

🫠

[winged wasp]

devs have been delaying for 8 hours 20 minutes

[halcyon latch]

i can't play the game,because the notice say conection.although the maintance was done

[keen walrus]

8 hrs delaying..... AGAIN. I just cant take it lmao.

[real venture]

Goodnight ape devs hope your game is fixed by tomorrow

[zenith cloak]

They underpaying the Koreans

[alpine olive]

I thought the Koreans are under martial law atm... Prob cant even get to work in the first place. lol

[zenith cloak]

Poor little work slave prob has a shit ass cubicle uploading at the speed of these devs brains no wonder it’s taking forever