👽・off-topic

[supple kelp]

Ohhhh

[visual yarrow]

If you attach 8 together with each one slightly further forward than the last it makes a cylinder ahaha

[supple kelp]

My goal next wipe is make the longest gun in existence

[visual yarrow]

Baha yea I'll be legit doing the same I want a 5 meter long m1sass

[supple kelp]

Community top 5 is gonna be how fucked can you make your gun💀

[signal scarab]

you can only mount a pk06

and you can only mount it on the very last canted

[supple kelp]

That’s unfortunate

[restive ibex]

On topic but when they gonna do wipe bro

[minor summit]

We don’t know

[obtuse condor]

We are here to moderate the server, not answer questions

And this server doesn't even exist for 3 years

[signal scarab]

May I ask what the question was?

Curious

[molten light]

Cool fish they had at the local bar. Made me think of a different cool fish on this dev team

[visual yarrow]

What's the dif one just has a quad rail

Yea I'm blind

[frigid basin]

I thought that was the gas chamber for cycling the ak platform

[visual yarrow]

That's just a gas tube tho lol all semi / full auto rifles have them just about

Yea it's a short barrel so the tube is shorter lmao

It changes length to meet the gasport behind the crown of the rifle lol

no because the tube inside it is still only a few mm wide anyway

The ak109 might have some fancy recoil supression system but it's not the gas tube lol

Same shit lol but yea

Makes more sense if there's a counterweight in it yea

Sure lol

But the guy was just saying he used the platform lol

[radiant bison]

Is this good for playing less than a month

[visual yarrow]

Nah lol you can make like a million In a day your whole armour is only worth like 300k

[radiant bison]

( I mean I've been playing less than a month )

[visual yarrow]

You can max out in a week first time lol

[radiant bison]

Game is to easy

[visual yarrow]

Yea I'd agree

[radiant bison]

Isn't next wipe supposed to make it really hard

[visual yarrow]

I hope so

[radiant bison]

That's what I've heard

I mean I got the game on June 16-18 lol

[hardy marlin]

massive polygon exploit rn

[restive ibex]

Does anybody know how to get a life size replica of the orange keycard

[molten light]

What are you trying to sell me Mr. Crypto Man

[molten light]

Make it yourself? Probably the same size as any credit or debit card

[restive ibex]

How I don’t have a printer

[molten light]

Paint

[hardy marlin]

free information so you dont get dumped on if u own the crypto

[molten light]

Ah, thank you for the clarification Mr. Crypto Man, as you can tell I am not a very smart person

[radiant bison]

https://youtu.be/PQh03qqYYug

[molten light]

The urge to scream it in public will never go away

[radiant bison]

fax

[queen tinsel]

@midnight kraken I can’t chat in general

It says go check it off topic

[molten light]

Holy shit that's a good name

[queen tinsel]

Hey dude that’s some sensitive shit

[cold totem]

Mb

[queen tinsel]

Yo Todd bot muted me in general

Because I was typing too fast in my own suggestion @midnight kraken you can even check the logs for my John wick suit suggestion it just muted me in general since I was typing too fast

[radiant bison]

https://youtu.be/ba6lQdpovBQ bro💀

[queen tinsel]

@plucky basalt I know your not online

But I was muted by a bit in general chat since it thought me typing fast was spam. Your the only shot at me getting unmuted in general since all other mods I dmed haven’t responded

#📷・tabor-media

[timid notch]

OH

[queen tinsel]

Since bot banned me for typing too fast please upvote this so it gets more attention https://discord.com/channels/949081704625209404/1124904807904313354

Banned from gen

[supple estuary]

GOV. files

[queen tinsel]

@obtuse condor please respond your my only chance. Scroll up a lil if you need to be caught up (where I pinged bear)

[spiral flower]

@faint bobcat

Let me in general I didn't mean it 😢😢😢😢

[rotund parcel]

i think it’s confirmed we are getting 10 mil bc las wipe it was delayed cuz of bug fixes now this one is crash fixes so it only makes sense if they do it

[radiant bison]

!wipe

[jade vale]

Sometime in July 2023

[spiral flower]

You won't live to see the sun come up bitch

[radiant bison]

its sad im literally gonna start a family become rich then die before wipe

[faint bobcat]

you won’t be rich bro

[spiral flower]

Lmao

[radiant bison]

take a joke bro not everything it serious

[faint bobcat]

got me snoring rn

[radiant bison]

alr

[queen tinsel]

Is a party supposed to last 6+ hours

[faint bobcat]

hop off already

[radiant bison]

ik you aint telling me what to do rn

[faint bobcat]

i’m like pubes the way i’m above you dickhead

[radiant bison]

i wasnt even talking to you

[radiant bison]

your the one being a dickhead for no reason

[fresh canyon]

Settle down ladies

[radiant bison]

💀

[rotund parcel]

i think it’s confirmed we are getting 10 mil bc las wipe it was delayed cuz of bug fixes now this one is crash fixes so it only makes sense if they do it

[radiant bison]

we heard you the first time

[rotund parcel]

just wanted to make sure u listener

[faint bobcat]

ima cum on you

[fresh canyon]

yikes

[radiant bison]

exactly what I thought

[faint bobcat]

what

[spiral flower]

Is that u in ur pfp

[radiant bison]

naw

[fresh canyon]

Smash next question

[spiral flower]

Uh

[radiant bison]

exactly what i thought when you said youll cum on me

[faint bobcat]

smash

[radiant bison]

pass

[glad mantle]

Lmao

[faint bobcat]

don’t have a say in this

[spiral flower]

Don't fuck yourself

This chat is so fucking dead bruh let me in general 😢😢

[rotund parcel]

i can’t go in general too💀😭😭

[spiral flower]

They kicked u out

We need to rebel

Start our own general

[faint bobcat]

fr

[radiant bison]

im allowed in gen bozoz

[spiral flower]

Shut up

[radiant bison]

im getting GoT rn im hyped

[spiral flower]

Shut up

[radiant bison]

aight

[wise hearth]

Anyone wanna play

[tall gull]

Do you got a keycard

[queen tinsel]

#🤝・pvp-groupfinder

[spiral flower]

Release from this hell and take me back to general

[radiant bison]

leech

[frosty siren]

@upbeat terrace did you need something

[upbeat terrace]

Yes please. You're a BOA, correct?

[upbeat terrace]

^^^

[frosty siren]

I officiate the program, yea

[upbeat terrace]

Do you have a Quest 2??

[frosty siren]

I do, if you're asking if I can run you through. I currently can't, its too late for me

[upbeat terrace]

Ah. Got it. Do you know any BOA that might be able to help me? I haven't been able to reach any but you.

[rotund parcel]

man wtf i can’t even go in #🤝・pvp-groupfinder

[frosty siren]

I know a lot are waiting until wipe, but they're generally on earlier

[radiant bison]

banned from group finder L

[rotund parcel]

shut up

[upbeat terrace]

Got it. Dang.. I'm kinda needing just some tips and tricks for the next time I play after the wipe. I struggle to quickly upgrade traders and I'm terrible at raids to the point where I lost all TK, gear, and had to reset my account just to be able to play.

[frosty siren]

smg quests/player kills are the way to go generally

[upbeat terrace]

Got it. Thank you.

[restive ibex]

Hey, does ghost of Tabor have hand tracking? I saw a guy use hand tracking but for me, it doesn’t work.

[frosty siren]

index has finger tracking, hand tracking on quest is currently disabled

[restive ibex]

Ok, but how do I get ammo for the shotgun?

[frosty siren]

buy/craft 12ga

[spiral flower]

Let me in generalllll

[frosty siren]

lol

[restive ibex]

How do I put birdshot in 590A1

[restive ibex]

How do i buy 12 gauge

[frosty siren]

buy the crafting materials, so brass piles and powder

[restive ibex]

ok? I tried to put in 12 gauge and it’s not working

[radiant bison]

gon throw handa w a bot

[spiral flower]

I'm gonna knock out advantEDGE bot

[frosty siren]

its bugged at the moment, the guns internal magazine system doesnt accept ammo

[spice crystal]

Does anyone have breachers

[quiet stratus]

They have unfortunately fubar'd the m570

[radiant bison]

yea why

[spice crystal]

Could you send me an app referral?

[visual yarrow]

Help my computer smell like bread

[rotund ridge]

Take it outta the oven then

[worldly pelican]

The cable management is hurting my head 😞

[queen tinsel]

https://discord.com/channels/949081704625209404/1124937380453949471

[visual yarrow]

Don't U like my 8 fan array

[worldly pelican]

Your flow is probably terrible. And I'm guessing you're googling the pic? It has water cooler... So the fans... Are excessive.

[visual yarrow]

Nah it's my PC lol

[worldly pelican]

But that cable management 🤮

[visual yarrow]

Bro wanna see the back

[worldly pelican]

Sure, why not.

[worldly pelican]

Lol that's some spaghetti 😂🍝

[visual yarrow]

Lmao yea it's a meme it's a 13900k with 64GB ddr5

[worldly pelican]

Sound like a plane taking off or do the fans tend to stay quiet at full throttle?

[worldly pelican]

I thought my 128gb was bad 😂😂

[visual yarrow]

I keep them on max but usually isn't too bad

I had 128GB ddr5 but I couldn't get it to post past 5200mhz so wasn't worth it it was buggy as fuck

I got dogged on the SSDs

[worldly pelican]

Yea, anything over 32gb at this point is almost pointless.

M.2 nvme ssd?

[visual yarrow]

I got the new Samsung 990 pros when they came out, 6 of them 1TB each like $1000 on SSDs, then idk if you heard but they all started failing

The 64GB ram def helps with 3d design but useless for games

It was the "fastest SSD on the planet" for about a month then they all dropped 30%+ speed and health

[worldly pelican]

Ah just the standard ssd's yea, they aren't holding up as well as the nvme's

[visual yarrow]

Oh nah these were nvmes like the best of the gen4 ones

[worldly pelican]

Yea after a month a lot of them lost 20% of their life. It was crazy.

[visual yarrow]

At $200 a TB it was pretty crazy lol

Samsung didn't refund either lol

[worldly pelican]

How did you get 6 nvme pci slots?

[visual yarrow]

I could have claimed consumer protect and forced the store to pay me out but I like the guys there lol and not there fault

I've got the z790 MSI meg board

[worldly pelican]

Or can you buy controllers or something? And wtf with the cd 😳

[visual yarrow]

I have 7 but the 7th one being gen5 turns off the second GPU slot which I sometimes use a workstation card in

[worldly pelican]

That's a pretty beafy mobo.

[visual yarrow]

Yea waste of money lol

[worldly pelican]

You need someone to sort your cables though, my OCD is kicking in hard 😂

[visual yarrow]

Was like $1300 for the board or something goofy

[visual yarrow]

Lmao I was waiting to order in custom braided ones and do a full water loop but they're not shipping till after July

[worldly pelican]

Well shit 😂

[echo veldt]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg&feature=shareb been loving this song lately. Les claypool is untouchable

My name is mud is my personal favorite tho

[indigo bobcat]

Awesome night guys stuck a firecracker up a raccoons butt and blew it up and did this

[tall gull]

What?

I was asking so I could trade

[radiant bison]

oh lol 😭
thought u was tryna get in on sum of his loot

[tall gull]

Lol

[gleaming oracle]

.

[mystic cedar]

updated wall

[whole birch]

big dirty bass

[mortal fern]

Can someone give me a coupon link so i can get the game to myself and my brother

[radiant bison]

i literally have run out of space

[daring wigeon]

Same here let us smell to see is there the same

[fair sigil]

Explain

[visual yarrow]

@fair sigil here is my work

[fair sigil]

tar on bread

[visual yarrow]

Some more art

[fair sigil]

lord have mercy

[radiant bison]

if gordon ramsay saw this he wouldn't hurt you with just words..

[fair sigil]

too true

[visual yarrow]

I could take on gordon

he can cook a mean steak but lets see those roundhouse kicks

[radiant bison]

mhm

these r the budget guns rn @visual yarrow

[visual yarrow]

lol thats so messy tho ahahaha

[radiant bison]

did we get 10 mio kuruna and max trader lvls ?

[radiant bison]

no, i just play this game too much

oh okay makes sens

[radiant bison]

i have run out of space

[radiant bison]

@dapper fable

[dapper fable]

Yep.

[radiant bison]

"gun comes with 5 spare collar bones" 😭

[opal pulsar]

@inland crypt

[dapper fable]

My guy, what is that monstrocity

That bag and it's content is worth at least 1mil.

[opal pulsar]

About 200k in NRSs, all of which were lost in a raid due to all 3 of us crashing with top tier gear

[dapper fable]

Sad, truly sad.

[opal pulsar]

Steamvr crashing moment tbh

[visual yarrow]

lol $10 of gunpowder gone

[radiant bison]

bruh why did they delete it
soft ass mods

https://tenor.com/view/cry-sad-gif-25488313

[visual yarrow]

I think it has to go in gun channel

[radiant bison]

idk why all discord mods always got a finger in their butt 24/7

need i say more

destroying the casual kids @teal olive

[final socket]

!wipe

[jade vale]

Sometime in July 2023

[rough dirge]

I wanna go back home so bad

[radiant bison]

i'd beat his ass

[rough dirge]

nah she bite hard

[maiden lily]

G

[radiant bison]

i saw the noto for this and thought this was a completely diff conversation

[rough dirge]

noo 💀

[quasi iris]

I’ll buy her, name the price

[rough dirge]

No.

[radiant bison]

Sold

[rough dirge]

the cat will not be solded, the cat sells the world

[radiant bison]

about 50 great protien right there

[rough dirge]

The cat who sold the world
tntutntuntntunt

[scarlet path]

just a heads up if you meet someone called jimi.vr.2023 shooting him on sight

[molten light]

Big L today

[quasi iris]

What did they do lol

[quasi iris]

If you ever need to talk to someone feel free to dm me!

[molten light]

Also enjoy these hard skeleton images

[stiff flare]

speaking of skulls wtf is this

[molten light]

20K korunas, that's what that is

[stiff flare]

so it doesn’t have any other use

[molten light]

Other than a banger shelf decoration piece if you don't want money? No, not really.

Exclusively spawns in silo next to the "Yorick was here" grafitti

[radiant bison]

yeah so what you gonna want to do it bring it in with you on a naked run as your only item

[undone grove]

@rich spade sorry for shooting you in the back I love your videos by the way.

[radiant bison]

your punishment shall be lethal

[undone grove]

I know lol karma's a bitch

[radiant bison]

this is a lil too real

[upbeat venture]

Ik this happened to me once 😦

[upbeat shoal]

Does anyone wanna play silo

[upbeat shoal]

Is that a ues ???

[ocean salmon]

Anybody know how much meters is this

[radiant bison]

more than 3

[ocean salmon]

Thanks dude appreciate it

[radiant bison]

it's looking more like 7

[hasty moth]

Anyone got the video of the mr krabs singing and squidward and SpongeBob singing?

[gusty verge]

This looks fire!!! 🔥

[upbeat venture]

They should add this in the game

[gusty verge]

Add a pizza oven

[upbeat venture]

yes

[pulsar loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/972995431262978078/1094145856539729990/IMG_5690.gif

[frosty siren]

discord itself is super anal about gun content with the new eula, it can get the server deleted if its not in the proper channels

pics of videogame/rendered guns are fine

[rotund parcel]

yo i ain’t plying intil next wipe the game is dry☠️☠️💀

[pulsar loom]

Ok?

[frank bronze]

Is he a good boy🗣️

[hasty moth]

No

[hasty moth]

Fire

[cyan depot]

Brotha this guy

[solid briar]

Right

[cyan depot]

Man’s has nothing better to do than argue with people about a vr game I don’t understand how low he’s had to stoop

[solid briar]

Fr

[hollow rover]

Nah you’re definitely projecting 😂

[willow compass]

he is

[severe summit]

!Wipe

[jade vale]

Sometime in July 2023

[willow compass]

lolllll

[severe summit]

Did you see what i sent?

[hollow rover]

Nah i’ll go look

[runic thorn]

you look EXACTLY how i imagined you wtf

[hollow rover]

Most us Brits look the same ig 😂

[errant heart]

super anal

i love super anal

[runic thorn]

lmao

[worldly pelican]

Ww1 slogan Fr!

[earnest creek]

I just killed Malenia for the first time in Elden Ring I have never been more satisifed in my whole life

[low linden]

Got that Minecraft head😭😭

Don’t ban me 🙏🙏

[hollow rover]

Head stronk

[low linden]

Very💀

[hollow rover]

You could never rock my confidence😉

[low linden]

I could never rock your head 💀

[hollow rover]

100% you’d flounder like a fish haha

[low linden]

Lol

[low linden]

I’ll hit you with my sharpness 5 diamond sword

[feral mantle]

🥜

[ornate lark]

I found something that we need in game

[drowsy lichen]

all of my loot from naked silo runs (i have been playing since monday and all this loot is from today)

[runic thorn]

do a stacked run already, there’s a reason why you’re barely getting stuff

<@&951226039890231347> meth explanation

[radiant bison]

Oopsie daisy

[hollow rover]

[radiant bison]

Oh boy

[ocean salmon]

Anybody know how many meters this is

[radiant bison]

A few

[ocean salmon]

It’s my longest 50 cal kill so that’s why I’m wondering

[radiant bison]

Wow

[runic thorn]

thought you were asking how long island is, didn’t see the red line my bad

[obtuse condor]

Should have shown to you upon exfil?

[ocean salmon]

Yeah no I didn’t see it, for me it only shows meters when I get killed

[runic thorn]

no, it only shows body parts and the weapon

[obtuse condor]

Oh my bad

[runic thorn]

it’s cool

[ocean salmon]

So ig only the guy I killed knows

[drowsy lichen]

I would rather not lose a thing and die than to be stacked and die anyways and also today is the only day i have actually done normal missions and not training and i didnt do too many missions so thats also a reason i didnt get that much stuff

[runic thorn]

so then what’s the point of getting the stuff if you’re never gonna use it and it’s just gonna get removed?

[drowsy lichen]

I know

[runic thorn]

also, the game is way more heart pumping when you actually have something to lose, naked runs are just straight up boring

[ocean salmon]

Yeah you should use your gear

[drowsy lichen]

Ill use it before the wipe

[runic thorn]

still, then you would only be using it once

[drowsy lichen]

But after The wipe i might actually start using my stuff

[drowsy lichen]

I want to build up a small armor so that if i die it wont be that big of a loss

[runic thorn]

you’re gonna lose things man, just get better and have faith in your skill

[drowsy lichen]

Then i would have faith in nothing cause my skill is absolutly non existent

[runic thorn]

@obtuse condor i don’t do them publicly so yeah

[obtuse condor]

All good
I was joking

[runic thorn]

oh okay lmao

[low linden]

W MOD 🔛🔝😎🫡😤😬

[worldly pelican]

the collection must grow!!

[arctic rock]

Shouldve said dehydration level

[willow echo]

good one that

[half osprey]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJXxcJsb/

[willow echo]

😦

[arctic rock]

Who the hell keeps sending me this shit

[amber socket]

Yo who wants to open vault irl

[half osprey]

🤡

[willow echo]

blue berry 😦

[arctic rock]

I do not see the difference

[timid aspen]

lucky bro i swear i die every single run i go onm

[drowsy lichen]

Ussualy i team up with some body for a short moment but then we separate and then i exfill but sometimes people kill mé even if i surender so maybe if you arent using proximity chat you could and maybe increase you odds

[timid aspen]

i do and they all js kill me

kinda annoying but i get why

[worldly pelican]

Bros never been to a party with girls 😂😂 you know how chickens gather together and just sit there and cluck around... That's more realistic.

[cinder oak]

Killed this guy in raid

[radiant bison]

bro was running rust raids ☠️

[cinder oak]

Nope

[arctic rock]

Hm

[rotund ridge]

🥓

[runic thorn]

how do you fuck up this bad it literally lets you crop as soon as you take the screenshot

[arctic rock]

Whoah pump the hate breaks,hes just poppin memes

[amber socket]

Im lazy

[restive ibex]

Who has some orange keycards

[visual yarrow]

@summer cave @grand mango @near geode

[grand mango]

LOL WHAT THAT IS AMAZING

[signal scarab]

W trade?

[summer cave]

how

[near geode]

howd you get it that long bro wtf 😭

[vestal meteor]

What do y'all think about the Colleen apology video

[visual yarrow]

It's buggy as fuck to bring into raids lol it's got like 190 attachments

[summer cave]

put every attachment on that

[near geode]

lmaoo

[visual yarrow]

Half the time I'll make one then I'll just get a server error trying to join ahaha but it works half the time at least

[restive ibex]

Who has orange keycard

[runic thorn]

someone in #🤝・pvp-groupfinder

[restive ibex]

Who’s that someone may I ask

[runic thorn]

someone

[near geode]

i almost got one but i got killed by a guy with a silenced g3 right next to my extract

[visual yarrow]

Vegemite scrooooooollll

[gentle sonnet]

That first one I’ve personally dealt with seeing someone do it irl- I screamed at them and told them to drop it and back away before they get the ol smak smak

[arctic rock]

Ah yes drop a stupidly compressed spring

Would you rather fight the entire human population that were turned into zombies or like 200 of these types of people

First half of vid

[unique tinsel]

200 of those people

[arctic rock]

Yeah cuase youre fucked with the zombie thing but the other hand would be easier

[unique tinsel]

And depending on type of zombies you know do they keep some of their memories and crap or just fight some people who clearly can’t

[exotic yoke]

Fast zombies or slow zombies?

[arctic rock]

Does not matter it is either the entirety of humanity excluding you that was turned into zombies speed is not the issue

[exotic yoke]

If they are the zombies from the movie Shaun of the dead then I’m totally fine. I’ll die of old age. But if they are the swift zombies like in days gone then I’d probably die fast. So yes, it does matter.

[arctic rock]

No it is the entirety of humanity knowing you are alive, always know where you are, and they are zombies

[exotic yoke]

Correct. But if they move slow it doesn’t matter how many there are. I’ll just do a slight jog and they will never catch me

[arctic rock]

Are you tellin me you can survive just under 8 million zombies coming after you with all they got

[exotic yoke]

If they are slow, yes. If they are fast, no.

[arctic rock]

They dont get tired or need sleep

[exotic yoke]

You ever watch Shaun of the dead?

[arctic rock]

You mean the comedy and why would the zombos be slow

Their legs dont break or shatter when they turn

[exotic yoke]

Yes the comedy. And idk why they would be slow, that’s why I was asking which you were referring to in your hypothetical situation.

[arctic rock]

They know who you are, they hate you, and they wont stop at anything to get you.

They would most likely be fast and even if they werent, youd still be fucked

[exotic yoke]

I disagree. But whatever man, you do you.

[arctic rock]

Ok how bout this, walk me through how you would fight just under 8 billion zombies that always know where you are and wont stop till they get you

Lets say theyre slow

[vestal meteor]

@steep raft

[arctic rock]

Just above peppinos msg

[vestal meteor]

@steep raft

[runic thorn]

put it upside down and then try and prank people

[vestal meteor]

Orientation tape bsckpack

[neon geode]

GYat

[neon geode]

i have a flight recorder

[arctic rock]

And i have consumed copious amounts of mouthwash and cold water

[crystal hemlock]

Yo any one up for ghost of tobor

My user is fat_man113388

[neon geode]

Id add flight recorder

[radiant bison]

!Wipe

[jade vale]

Sometime in July 2023

[neon geode]

!wipe

[jade vale]

Sometime in July 2023

[meager raven]

Guys

How do you get over a break up idk how, my first one just happened

[echo veldt]

Never went though one but I’d say do anything to take your mind off it and find something to keep you occupied

[meager raven]

I’m just playing cod, I would be playing tabor but my oculus is dead

[stark hollow]

Jesus dude I’m really sorry.

[meager raven]

Yeah it was out of nowhere also

[zealous sapphire]

photoshopped this, this isnt real

[stark hollow]

Man that’s terrible, I’m really sorry to hear that.

[mortal marsh]

Cap

[zealous sapphire]

hakkermann :)

[jade vale]

itx.jojo#7970 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[tulip solstice]

Bro I saw that you aren’t cool

[mortal marsh]

LMAO

[tulip solstice]

“Hey guys, I can say racial slurs”🤓

[mortal marsh]

He's racist

[minor summit]

That was smart

[mortal marsh]

Is it true tho?

[zealous sapphire]

no

[minor summit]

Ah yes, racial slurs right in front of mods. Genius

[mortal marsh]

Fuck

[vestal meteor]

Is this mf Doom?

[solid briar]

Metal face doom

[radiant bison]

what do y'all think this is worth rn

[tulip solstice]

About one glock

[glossy light]

at least 12krn

[visual yarrow]

400k or so

[solid briar]

2 koruna, a shilling, and a single .300 blackout round is the best i can do

[visual yarrow]

probably more like 650k with the GPUs that I missed lol

[radiant bison]

yeha i was gonna say

[visual yarrow]

fuck rob maybe I start collecting stuff for fun ahaha Ive just been min maxing the whole time

[radiant bison]

the car battery is super rare right

[glossy light]

yeah pretty rare

[visual yarrow]

yea ive only found a couple but I dont play much island

[radiant bison]

i found on silo

[solid briar]

They spawn a lot in the back of the green vans

[visual yarrow]

oh nice to know they spawn there then both of the car batteries I found were in actual cars on silo

[radiant bison]

flight recorder is the one only on island

[worldly pelican]

Saw 3 tonight, but they can be rare I guess.

[radiant bison]

i don't play island so rare for me lol

[neon geode]

Do any yall have a flight recorder?

[signal scarab]

I have one or two laying around

[neon geode]

Sweet

[radiant bison]

sorted all my ammo 🙏

[signal scarab]

Looks like shit

[radiant bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-meme-black-guy-cries-sad-man-thank-god-for-my-reefer-hood-news-gif-24902056

[worldly pelican]

Problem is, you're trying to show off stash to people who have been playing since last wipe. It takes a lot to wow people. But looks good. Keep grinding, keep collecting, keep organizing!

[signal scarab]

Akshually before wipe

[radiant bison]

cvlang when the fuck did i say i was trying to wow people.

[spiral flower]

I want in general

[radiant bison]

i'm just showing an organized shelf.

[worldly pelican]

Why are you getting angry. I literally said it looks good. And provided encouragement. Figure out your anger aim bro.

[radiant bison]

it came off so passive aggressive

[limpid tide]

Wish I could relate

[worldly pelican]

Easy tiger. You're trying too hard. You posted a crying emoji to someone saying it looks like shit. Calm yourself.

[spiral flower]

Are you like stable? In the head?

[radiant bison]

it wasn't so serious bro

[signal scarab]

Akshually he posted a crying gif.

[radiant bison]

he sound like a white dad that says like "newsflash pal"

[spiral flower]

Ong 💀

[radiant bison]

woah there buddy ol pal, take a chill pill before i give you a knuckle sandwich 👊

[worldly pelican]

Hammer block 07/02/23 😀👍🏼👍🏼

[spiral flower]

Nah 💀💀

[signal scarab]

Rob isn't wrong tho 🤷🏻‍♂️

[radiant bison]

facebook dad type beat

[radiant bison]

bro he has a vid showing is asshole no joke. it’s so nasty

[limpid tide]

Bro what

[spiral flower]

Your fucking kidding

[worldly pelican]

He is? I said his sorting looked good, and. Offered encouragement. I can't help mad kids.

[radiant bison]

he said in THE most passive aggressive way

[knotty depot]

Ok what the fuck

[spiral flower]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[worldly pelican]

"x 1 blocked message" so satisfying 😀

[radiant bison]

never send that shit again please and thank you

[signal scarab]

Was about to ping mods, good job whoever did it 😃👍

[radiant bison]

i deleted my own message dw

[mystic cedar]

anyone wanna suckle my balls

[minor summit]

Well now I’m worried

[radiant bison]

don't get curious

[signal scarab]

It was a video of someone's asshole

[spiral flower]

He literally just wanted to show he organized his ammo and now you started shit trying to humble him 💀

[minor summit]

Oh great

[radiant bison]

i deleted it dw

[mystic cedar]

I killed someone from lighthouse when I was at radio tower with a opsks

[queen tinsel]

Noooo Spoon i banned from general cus of bot u need to fix

[radiant bison]

did it tell you the meters

[jovial sage]

About two yachts three lambos and 100 Ford F150s

[mystic cedar]

I wasn't the one who died so no

[radiant bison]

thats dumb how it don't tell u

[knotty depot]

Someone waxing his…

[spiral flower]

He wronged me too

[mystic cedar]

lol

[queen tinsel]

Fr they need to rework that shit

[limpid tide]

Is this just where people go when they're banned from general?

[jovial sage]

@jade vale

[spiral flower]

Yes

[queen tinsel]

Yes me since the bots fucked up

[signal scarab]

What'd you get warned for?

[limpid tide]

Lol skill issue

[radiant bison]

this is general chat with images

[queen tinsel]

Typing too quick dude I hate that shit I literally typed 5 words in 3 lines quickly and im banned from genera

[signal scarab]

Your fault honestly

[limpid tide]

(Real)

[queen tinsel]

All i said was
2 words
Skill
Issue

[signal scarab]

Your fault honestly

[queen tinsel]

No way I get banned from general for that 💀

[spiral flower]

I need general access for Sanity 🙂🙂

[spiral flower]

Social interaction

[limpid tide]

I hate it

[somber osprey]

Fuck it we ball

[hasty moth]

I think that was me

[queen tinsel]

@signal scarab why you ping me

[hasty moth]

@queen tinsel

[hasty moth]

Crazy?

[worldly pelican]

Somebody was crazy once.

[hasty moth]

Yeah idk who it was

[worldly pelican]

I bet rats make then crazy though...

[hasty moth]

Yeah, probably in a rubber room

[worldly pelican]

Def a rubber room!

[neon geode]

YEah full of rats

[river forge]

And rats make people crazy...

[tulip flume]

i own a glock for bunker defense, since thats what scott intended, four fenix break in to my bunker “what the hell” i say as i grab my ayltn helmet and glock 17, spend one fourth of my mag on the first man he’s dead on the spot, draw my second glock on the second man, miss him entirely because i forgot to get a new barrel for it and the rifling is fucked, and nail the monkey plushie, i had to resort to the ppsh mounted on my gun wall, “YOU CAME TO THE WRONG BUNKER FOOL” i yell as the shear number of bullets shreds them to pieces, the bullets that didn’t hit ricochet of the wall behind them, i draw my knife of the last man and rush him, while he is stunned from the display of force i just put out i stab him in the head as you cant fix headshots, just as scott intended

[tulip flume]

i came up with this while piss drunk, like 2 weeks ago and just found it again in the notes app of my phone

[radiant bison]

EWWWWW

[vestal meteor]

Fr tho

[ocean salmon]

Crazy?

[radiant bison]

Anyone who play on steam want a gift card

[ocean salmon]

I can give you a whopper and a large coke for it

[radiant bison]

I don’t got a pic no more but I still got gift cards

[radiant bison]

I’ll take a drum mag silenced op sight m4 for it

[ocean salmon]

That’s worth a makarov to me

[high umbra]

I have a question about the editions is it a one time purchase reup every wipe or purchase every wipe

[hollow rover]

You revert back to the contents of your DLC edition every wipe

They are a one time purchase for the foreseeable future but contents and conditions could change

[spiral flower]

Let me in general plz

[hollow rover]

Click Channels & Roles make sure it’s selected

[spiral flower]

Kicked me out 🙃

[runic thorn]

what word did you even use

[spiral flower]

Call some one a qedo

[forest cipher]

@hollow rover don't play with this kid he says the n word every 2 seconds and is a complete dic to everyone

[hollow rover]

What ?

I was teaching you how to play the game and you cussed me out and left…

[hardy estuary]

Most expensive gun I’ll bring in raid

[signal scarab]

Thanks duper.

[plain radish]

Can someone post this in another server

@haughty osprey Your a rat

@brazen chasm because of an other naked doing dumb shit

[brazen chasm]

ahahhaha legit

[thorn crane]

Rats make me crazy

[hollow rover]

Who tf dared screenshot using light mode

[slow fractal]

why did my screenshot got deleted

[hasty moth]

Idk but I saw them

[hasty moth]

@rare forum we can trade for orange

[rare forum]

DM's

[rotund ridge]

🥓

[low linden]

FUCK YEA

W hat

[radiant bison]

Wth

[restive ibex]

Thanks for ur address

[obtuse condor]

You can't be serious

[restive ibex]

Ofc I’m not lol

[obtuse condor]

It's not that obvious without hearing your voice say it with how some people behave/act on the internet

[restive ibex]

Alright. But should I buy the hat also?

[obtuse condor]

I would say yes, definitely

If.you have the money to spare of course

[restive ibex]

I have 1 cent in my savings acc

Not to flex though

[slender quarry]

TOSS IT OUT! BURY IT IN A FOREST AND NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN

[solemn dirge]

THE ULTIMATE HEIST ACROSS TABOR

[low linden]

i got one while he was giving it to his friend and it dissapeared

[solemn dirge]

Markdown test

[feral kettle]

Can I borrow a 1$ cash app $jayleewwe

[obtuse condor]

dont abuse it please

[feral kettle]

I am

[obtuse condor]

not here

[muted goblet]

Awwww lol business bro

But ok ok fine lol am sorry

[obtuse condor]

dont ebeg in here

also no spam

[feral kettle]

What's eBag

[obtuse condor]

ebeg
begging on the internet

[ionic ibex]

facts i kill so many and got like 15 of them

[rotund parcel]

#📢・announcements

[exotic yoke]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4uUG2s17XL9OREgUk6KPJ8?si=hktivDGhSJikqn0acPyEog

[exotic yoke]

Very good song imo

[rotund parcel]

are they not goign to giv us 10 mil bc the games dry as hell rn

[obtuse condor]

10 mil wouldnt change that

still same content

[rotund parcel]

course it wud better pvp and this is prob the best shooter in the market

[obtuse condor]

people will still run around naked, its just what they do

[rotund parcel]

they not me

i mean cmon they have to do it

[obtuse condor]

if you want to use better gear, just do it?

[rotund parcel]

ttar the thing i only have sks snd mp40 no good gear

[obtuse condor]

then do quests, level up and buy better shit

or go out there find it

[rotund parcel]

that the thing i do so quest i dint do any cuz of the wipe but now it extended buy the time i got to level 4 bingo wipe

[obtuse condor]

[worldly pelican]

You can get everything you want and need in raids. There's literally no reason for Devs to give out free stuff.

[rotund parcel]

hers goes the luv teddy bear to the devs

[worldly pelican]

I don't speak carebear. You'll need to translate.

[rotund parcel]

i didn’t say that u

[worldly pelican]

Lol can anyone translate? I can't do. Ghetto ebonics.

[rotund parcel]

it’s deleayd

[worldly pelican]

#💬・general-chat message

[rotund parcel]

lol wat u onabout u can speak english that’s why

[rotund parcel]

i’m banned from it

[worldly pelican]

Rip

[obtuse condor]

pretty close to max value

[obsidian solstice]

yea

is it a world record though?

[minor summit]

No

We’re pretty close though

They get up to something like 300k kor

[iron harbor]

Highest I got was 131k. Snagged it in under a minute of spawning and exfilled right away lol

[rotund ridge]

🥓

[obtuse condor]

according to fish its 200k

and his is more

[minor summit]

I’m aware

[obtuse condor]

then why say no and post one with less value

i am confusion

[rotund parcel]

yo i want to play with some1 but i i can’t bc i can go in #🤝・pvp-groupfinder

[minor summit]

Yeah Mike is weird

[worldly pelican]

We were getting 500k pre last wipe. Then they nerfed prices on everything 😂😂

GPU's use to be 64k or somewhere in that range.

[minor summit]

That sounds about right

Might’ve been 68

[worldly pelican]

W/e it was. It was worth it. Now, it's just meh.

[rotund parcel]

i remember this glitch u used to be able to sell cat food for 1 m na i’m joking

[static needle]

Guys do you know how much fps i would get on tabor with an rtx 3060

[worldly pelican]

should get the full 90

[restive ibex]

Should I run keycard on silo or island

[restive ibex]

I got an gpu with rtx 3060 too

[static needle]

Im buying it soon to and 16 gb more ram bc now i have 8

[radiant bison]

Worth it? (Really good game I’ve wanted for a while) (still poor af tho)

[radiant bison]

What does this mean

[empty escarp]

You wouldn’t get it…

[radiant bison]

?????????

[empty escarp]

Demeo looks fun tho

I bought a game called project demigod and immediately refunded it the gameplay was very underwhelming.

[radiant bison]

Lol so demoe, buy or trash?

[empty escarp]

I would say buy, but I feel as though the gameplay could get repetitive

[radiant bison]

Yea but D&D In vr is pretty epic

[radiant bison]

Fuck it money is expendable Demeo sale isn’t I’m buying it

[rotund ridge]

🥓

[knotty depot]

@queen tinsel do you use ovr tool kit or something similar?

[queen tinsel]

https://discord.com/channels/949081704625209404/1125524239315898409

[queen tinsel]

CapCut

[signal scarab]

Those aren't at all near eachother...

Do you know what ovr tk is?

[rotund parcel]

who tryna play

[queen tinsel]

Nope

[rotund parcel]

i’m banned in #🤝・pvp-groupfinder

[queen tinsel]

Why

[rotund parcel]

don’t rlly know like mass emogie

<@&951226039890231347> please unban me in #🤝・pvp-groupfinder

[knotty depot]

haha, do you use it? and do you have oculus?

[night orchid]

L

[plush patrol]

Is anyone down for a ride?

[queen tinsel]

https://discord.com/channels/949081704625209404/1125524239315898409

[rotund ridge]

🥓

[queen tinsel]

Here because for some reason there’s 17000 online but less than 500 people check suggestions daily https://discord.com/channels/949081704625209404/1125543982269734973

[queen tinsel]

Yes I know "timezones"

[dense swallow]

bro the game just crashed and i lost my orange card, fully kitted ump, and a stoner 63. im so mad rn

[visual yarrow]

All your suggestions are just "add really strong armour and make it cheap" lmfao

[queen tinsel]

No not really

[visual yarrow]

You want a bullet proof business suit, the bosses helmet from tarkov and a glass helmet that stops AK rounds lol

[river bison]

Bullet ploof grass

[visual yarrow]

Yea but the T5 already stops AK rounds and it's game breakingly OP lol a cheaper version of that makes no sense

[river bison]

I was making a vanoss gaming joke

[visual yarrow]

Trueee idk them

[queen tinsel]

Wrong polycarbonate glass

[queen tinsel]

And I said that the helmets visor could stop .44 at max.

[visual yarrow]

I don't think we have .44 yet lol

[queen tinsel]

Well to put in perspective, anything below .44 could be stopped as well

[visual yarrow]

What about AP?

[queen tinsel]

Dunno. Could be something to figure out later

[frosty siren]

Ap depends on the energy of the cartridge

[visual yarrow]

Right now it just seems like AP always pens and FMJ never pens strong armour

[frosty siren]

Ap is magic, ballistics arent calibrated beyond fmj

[visual yarrow]

Seeing 9mm AP pens more than 7.62 FMJ it feels like cartridges don't do anything ATM

[visual yarrow]

Yea makes sense

[frosty siren]

Its why tracers could instakill way back

[visual yarrow]

Lmao it's because they're shot out of star wars blasters

[frosty siren]

Omg they made the tabor chews a real thing

[obtuse condor]

They made the chews into real life chews

[plush patrol]

Yea there 35

Dollars :

[plucky basalt]

Think we'll get any in our packages?

[plush patrol]

Hi

[obtuse condor]

Would be nice

If they can be shipped to Germany without me having to deal with customs

[plucky basalt]

Right? I doubt I get mine. Some mail dude is gonna use em all on his morning route

What?

[plush patrol]

They ship international, but it cost extra

[plucky basalt]

What are you asking for?

Quit while you're ahead my man.

[opal pulsar]

@finite stag

[low linden]

Wtf

[obtuse condor]

Huh?

[plucky basalt]

Alright, story time with Bear

[limpid tide]

YAAAAAY

[plucky basalt]

So, about two years ago, The Company I worked for offered me a contract. One month sitting playing hard target at a location, I'll get an extra bump on my salary plus a fat check for it by the end of the month.

Too damn bad

[signal scarab]

My favourite!

[limpid tide]

Lol

[plucky basalt]

If y'all wanna hear the story, gotta slow down the typing folks

[signal scarab]

Or, you tell ME specifically in dms :D

[plucky basalt]

Any questions so far? Apart from who I was working for specifically.

Nah, I've already told the story out loud, and I don't mind repeating it for new comers.

[limpid tide]

Frick

[vernal sierra]

Oh yea LEVEL SYSTEM !!

[plucky basalt]

lol

[signal scarab]

@plucky basalt continue!

[plucky basalt]

FUCK YEAH, PROGRESSION

Alrighty

I sign the contract, cause I need to extra money to pad out my salary, and I didn't have anything better to do for a while.

I then get told

"Yeah, you're not going out of country for this. This is within the United States."

Which freaks me out, cause I've never had to do hard target stuff within the States.

At the time I was thinking that some company wanted us so we could put on a show and stuff.

Then we get issued shit by the DOD.

[limpid tide]

Shut up and let him tell the damn story

[plucky basalt]

M4's, M249's, the works.

Dude, shut the fuck up

[signal scarab]

Shut the FUCK UP

[plucky basalt]

The way PMC's get their weapons: If the PMC is doing a military/government contract, they'll most likely get issued reserve stuff, or even hot off the press shit.

It all depends on what you're doing for said contract.

[signal scarab]

SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO

[plucky basalt]

Otherwise, they can get licenses to purchase automatics and the like.

Man, I'm going to time you out.

You are being incredibly disruptive.

To continue

We get issued M4's, M16's, and M249's. This kind of stuff is only done on government property, military bases, three letter agency property, or some companies that are doing work for the government.

So I wondering, "What the fuck are we doing that's so dangerous that we need this kind of shit?"

The answer?

[obtuse condor]

Can you guys actually stop spamming in between? I wanna read this when I get up tomorrow

[plucky basalt]

We get driven out to North Dakota in our own little private convoy.

[signal scarab]

I have a question.

[plucky basalt]

Shoot

[signal scarab]

You said you signed a contract, right?

If so, was there anything related to weapon-handling in said contract?

[plucky basalt]

It was the usual stuff

"In the duration of your contract, you may or may not be ordered to use your weapon with deadly force. If such is the case, you will be given a combat bonus consisting of no more than $15,000 but no less than $5,000"

[signal scarab]

Ah I see. Continue.

[plucky basalt]

Righr

This convoy consists of maybe 30 other guys, which is fucking huge considering how many of us normally got deployed at any one time.

[signal scarab]

Dude.

[plucky basalt]

I told you to stop, and you did not.

To continue

[signal scarab]

Doing God's work 🙏

[radiant bison]

can i be updated on what's happening

[signal scarab]

Shh, he's telling a story. Scroll up

[plucky basalt]

30 of us, on one single contract, which can be considered real easy stuff especially stateside.

We go through a bunch of back roads, across some actually paved roads and shit, to end up at this big fuck off group of buildings

Looks really new, looks well maintained, looks like a government/company facility

[signal scarab]

Bear I'd just like to say, I imagine you look like a 6'0 man who's absolutely RIPPED, has a lumberjack beard, and a trucker cap

[plucky basalt]

I got a beard and I work out, but I'm 5'6 bro

[signal scarab]

Close enough

[plucky basalt]

lol

To continue

The facility has its own security, who completely avoid talking to us at all.

Get given a tour, we eat a good lunch at the little mess they got, and then we get given guard positions and rotations.

There was two roads, and each had two checkpoints. One near the facility, and one near the beginning of the road.

If I remember right, I, along with 4 other guys, were posted at the far checkpoint on the 2nd road.

Facility security give us looks when we get told this, don't say anything to us

We drive ourselves out there in an SUV with some ammo, some snacks, and a thing of MRE's.

[signal scarab]

What kind of MRE's? (Doesn't matter to the story. I'm just curious)

[plucky basalt]

We get told we'll be there for the next week along with another fireteam, so pick straws and get our own rotations.

[plucky basalt]

Can't remember specifically, but they we rat fucked them so got the good shit

[signal scarab]

Hell yeah

[plucky basalt]

And remember, this facility is fucking huge. So, it's a ways from the first checkpoint to the second.

They have some bougie shit there too, nice comfy beds and stuff. It was real nice.

Anyway

So, first week, no problem. We get swapped by another squad, we go to a meeting or three discussing what we do IF something does indeed happen

[signal scarab]

Sounds like a dream

If you knew what the fuck you were doing

[plucky basalt]

Right?

I'm going to say the only time I've ever seen a PMC get shit set up like this is on REALLY high dollar stuff. We had a QRF not even 20 minutes away with a flight of air national guard choppers to help if shit went sideways.

Now, remember, we are in the United States.

[frosty siren]

my bets on nuclear material

[plucky basalt]

No, airforce handles that stuff

But possibly

[signal scarab]

Mines on drug trafficking/weapon trafficking

[plucky basalt]

And we would have been told

[frosty siren]

u rite

[plucky basalt]

Briefed. But we didn't get any info except

"It's quiet, nothing will happen, it'll be a soft job, nothing will happen, it'll be safe"

They really stressed that bit.

Shit just made me nervous

Speaking of which

[signal scarab]

Perhaps trafficking of human individuals?

[plucky basalt]

The entire time we were out there, we are on edge. Like, we shouldn't be feeling stressed, but we are. The most interesting thing that happens that first two weeks was we saw a kinda fucked up looking deer that went back into the timber anyway

[plucky basalt]

Lol

Anyway

We all discussed it amongst ourselves, and we all agreed that we felt like we were being watched

Not like, you enter a room and you instinctively know someone is in there

Like, you know there is a dangerous animal near you, cause the woods just went quiet.

[arctic rock]

New fear unlocked

[plucky basalt]

Freaky thing was, there was no sounds of birds tweeting, or insects chirping, or anything.

[signal scarab]

Did you not have your phone to check where you were?

[plucky basalt]

Nope. We were told no outside communication for the duration of the contract.

[signal scarab]

Ahh... continue

[plucky basalt]

Didn't pick up on it for the first few days, then it hit me, and I realized that I hadn't heard a single bird chirp for like 72 hours.

Which kind freaked me out

Anyway, to continue

Part of the bougie shit we had were infrared cameras in the timber. We had a little shack that had those big ass monitors.

That's the things we saw the deer with

Deer looked kinda weird. Like, it walked weird and shit, and it's antlers didn't seem entirelyright, but I dismissed it as them just having different deer out here.

[signal scarab]

Perhaps a deer with that one infection thing? Ykwim?

[plucky basalt]

I do, and the explanation for that, or at least what I think, is coming up

First week, we sit at the compound, second week we get switched out to go to another one, third week, we go back to the one we were originally at, and that's when something really weird happens

[finite stag]

did i get pinged in here

i think i did 🤨

[plucky basalt]

We get told by the guys coming from checkpoint 2-1, that they had been hearing weird sounds and shit from the surrounding timbers all week. They think some coyotes or a group of deer were hanging around the area, or something

We're all like, "yeah, we saw a deer a few weeks ago, didn't even log it"

And we hear something like "Did you see it on cameras or in person? We saw a deer that was a freaky fucker."

Same god-damned deer, around the same time we had seen ours

Now, here's the interesting part

[frosty siren]

deer with cws lurk near humans I think to try to die

[plucky basalt]

All checkpoints had reported sightings of weird acting/looking animals, and 1-1 had reported they had seen a humanoid figure that had quickly fucked off the infared cameras

Chalked it up to camera and personal malfunction

[signal scarab]

I'm spooked

[plucky basalt]

Third day into the week, last week our rotation would be at the checkpoints before onsite security went back there. We do a deep clean, don't want to leave trash like assholes.

[queen tinsel]

Here bear I think it’s my firsts decent suggestion https://discord.com/channels/949081704625209404/1125579500235784212

[plucky basalt]

We leave a guy at the little shack to watch the cameras while the rest of us pack shit up, tidy up, and switch out sheets on the beds.

Well, he comes tearing out of it saying "Hey, there's some motherfucker in the woods, only a few dozen meters off"

We check in with the other checkpoints, we get nothing but static back. Piece of shit radios

To reiterate, we had seen nothing but animals, and other than 1-1 reporting seeing a "humanoid figure" way off, nothing had haooenr

At this point, we are wondering why the fuck we have some much gear if this is all it was.

Then, from several dozen meters away, we hear growling, and this big fucking thing on the cameras

[queen tinsel]

I come back hear to find an essay

[signal scarab]

He's telling a story

[frosty siren]

kids unable to read a story without being weird for 13 seconds

[queen tinsel]

About what military I’m assuming

[signal scarab]

Scroll up and shut up

[queen tinsel]

Ok

[plucky basalt]

It wasn't a bear, cause it was way to fucking big to be a black bear and I don't think a grizzly bear would get that close to people

And it looks odd.

[signal scarab]

Perhaps a moose? With the infection said previously?

[plucky basalt]

Like, 5 minutes before hand we had heard there was something, maybe even a guy, just sitting there in the woods a few dozen meters away, now there is something fuck off big just sitting there growling like it just dragged it's nuts across a cactus

And you know what? It scared the shit out of me.

That, in combination with all the other stuff, spooked me.

No sounds or signs of wildlife other than some odd little fuckers

We get kitted, cause clearly something is pissed off way in the woods. We loose sight of it on cameras, all of the cameras. It just disappeared.

We can still hear the growling, so we know it's close. We didn't get issued NODS so all we got are flashlights and shit

[signal scarab]

I assume it's pitch black outside?

[rotund parcel]

is there 10
mil and max trader

[plucky basalt]

We sit there for several hours, trying to radio to the other fuckheads in other checkpoints to get some goddamn help, all the while hearing something in the woods that had steadily gotten closer to us

[signal scarab]

Unconfirmed

[plucky basalt]

You will see something in #📢・announcements / #1112699122189873254

[rotund parcel]

nothing there

[plucky basalt]

So what does that tell you?

[signal scarab]

Big ass animal, not a bear, couldn't be a wolf...

Wtf?

[plucky basalt]

That's what I kept asking them

[rotund parcel]

we might get it

[queen tinsel]

Ok continue

[plucky basalt]

lol

Don't think even Scott the ranger man wouldn't have felt nervous

[plucky basalt]

Tells you it's unconfirmed.

To continue

[spiral flower]

Let me In general

[queen tinsel]

HES TELLING A STORY

[rotund parcel]

same i need to go in general

[signal scarab]

YALL SHUT THE FUCK UP BEAR HAS THE TALKING STICK

[plucky basalt]

It's maybe ten meters away by now, sitting near the edge of the timber, right in flashlight range, and we still don't see jack fuck.

We did, but we couldn't get ahold of anyone at the time

Radios were being a pieces of shit so the checkpoint only three miles down the road might as well have been a million, and no way in fucking hell were any of us going outside the perimeter

Now, let me point something out here real quick

All of us who worked for that particular company, that wasnt our first contract, and each of us had seen combat on some part of the planet

I like to think we were all good soldiers and Marines,

[signal scarab]

Not even a squad of militia men knew what was going on... shit is intense

[queen tinsel]

My question is when is this dudes book coming out on that shit

[plucky basalt]

But that night, we were fucking terrified

[plucky basalt]

Last time I told this story, I was asked why haven't I wrote a book on it lol

Long story shorter, we had stayed up all night running around the compound cause the sound was moving and we wanted ALL our guns pointed at it at any given time

[obtuse condor]

It's a legit question, shits interesting af

I wanted to sleep like 30 minutes ago

[queen tinsel]

Why isn’t bro on the news
This shit fr escaped from Area 51

[plucky basalt]

By the next morning, we were all exhausted, terrified, and perhaps not all in our right minds, which is why I say this next part lightly

[signal scarab]

Hear me out

The ENTIRE squad with headphones, playing heavy metal, SWEEPING the woods.

[queen tinsel]

No playing like some random German 1990s music that’s way better when you don’t understand

[signal scarab]

I partially understand German, that wouldn't work for me

Continue, bear

[safe nimbus]

@echo sun you better un mute me before I send timeless to by owner and ban you bc I will do that if I have to (context this is in timeless vr's server)

[queen tinsel]

BEARS TELLING A STORY 🐻 🧸

[plucky basalt]

We never saw the thing in it's entirety, but one guy, who we had known to be a very level head when shit got real, wigged the fuck out and told us "It has a face! It has a face!" and nah dumped into the woods in multiple different directions which makes me think that he had just cracked under the pressure

[echo sun]

DUDE WENT TO A DIFFERENT SERVER

[safe nimbus]

Bro imma start swinging at him in a min

[signal scarab]

OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE

THIS STORY MATTERS MORE THAN YOUR LITTLE TIMEOUT

im sorry but im so interested

[obtuse condor]

We don't care about other servers here

Go to DMs

[safe nimbus]

You aint a mod so u can't do shit🇱

[queen tinsel]

Bye bye josh

[echo sun]

your right i am not on here lol

[obtuse condor]

Drop it

Nobody in here cares about your drama from another server

[plucky basalt]

But we can, and we are telling you to quit it. No drama here, especially form another server

To continue

[signal scarab]

Did he specify the type of face? Humanoid?

[plucky basalt]

Nope, never got him to talk about it, and I really wish I could see what he did.

I want to know what gets a guy who fought through Fallujah to freak out like that?

[signal scarab]

Jesus fuck, and the body probably wasn't discovered if it WAS dropped.

[plucky basalt]

Let me get to that

We all turn to that particular point, the one he dumped rounds at first, and just let loose

Everything we had on us was emptied right there

[finite thicket]

The horse is so cool though

[plucky basalt]

4 mags to a man, two to a saw Gunner, which there was two. There was 7 of us there with rifles

[signal scarab]

@plucky basalt (this story was ages ago) some military members was going out to a cave to search, found like a 8 foot humanoid creature. Long story short, they mag dumped it and killed it, and it was never meant to be brought up again. (Thought this was similar)

The thing which was encountered leads me to believe what you fought, wasn't a human nor an animal. Nor an alien at that. Something from a different world.

[queen tinsel]

@plucky basalt we the only ones you told or is there like a news service you told lowkey you would be famous bruh

[plucky basalt]

We fired maybe a thousand rounds or so?

Oh no, I've shared this before. Here, on other servers, IRL.

[signal scarab]

That's a lotta 💸

[plucky basalt]

By the end of it, we are freaking the fuck out trying to load our mags so we can load our rifles cause clearly .45 and 9mm won't fucking work if that many rounds of 5.56 didn't

[signal scarab]

Ah, I just imagine your gun jamming, spooky shit

[tulip flume]

what is happening

[plucky basalt]

Maybe 8 minutes after that first round was fired we saw facility security tear up the road, in up armored humvees

[plucky basalt]

Just don't ever go to North Dakota

[signal scarab]

Scroll up n shut up.

[tulip flume]

already knew that

[plucky basalt]

They tell us to drop our weapons and get the fuck in the trucks

We don't hesitate except for the cracked guy