esports-discussion

[cunning patrol]

Ok then why is fury #7

[frosty patrol]

because he had one elite year in owl then 2 good years

followed by midness

[hot onyx]

all 3 were elite

[cunning patrol]

U are in need of allah

[frosty patrol]

he was not a top 3 ot in s2

or s3

[cunning patrol]

Yes he was

[hot onyx]

wasn't top 3 season 3???

[frosty patrol]

void hanbin cr0ng choi

[hot onyx]

Hanbin recency bias?

[cunning patrol]

Ur wrong

It’s ok

[frosty patrol]

I rated hanbin number 3 ot in season 3 before season 4

[hot onyx]

he was good but looking at only season 3 Fury was better

man was a nutcase

[cunning patrol]

Also fury s2 was insane 💀

Who was better

Outside of Jjanu and choi

[frosty patrol]

jjanu choi and then either meko or ria depending on when in the season it was

[cunning patrol]

Guys boutta said void

[frosty patrol]

ria underrated s2

[cunning patrol]

No

[frosty patrol]

yes

[cunning patrol]

Seek help if u think he was better than fury

[hot onyx]

RIA

underrated yes

better than Fury is just absurd

[frosty patrol]

I'll rewatch some s2 london vods

maybe fury is really 3rd

[cunning patrol]

If u look at the team around him

Then compare to ria team in s2 goats

U will be enlightened

[frosty patrol]

having super top 3 would be absurd

imo

[hot onyx]

not letting me castle

[frosty patrol]

hm I wonder why

can't castle through check

[hot onyx]

thats horrible

also im still learning

this is a scrim

"learn from your mistakes and request many do-overs" -Sun Tzu God of War

[raw ermine]

God of war

of course

oof

[hot onyx]

the fuck

why am i so bad

[raw ermine]

omg bro

you went from mate in a few to pinning your queen

[frosty patrol]

dan

[cloud latch]

💀

[frosty patrol]

shush

I'm still up enormous material

[cloud latch]

I wouldn't do much better lol

[raw ermine]

it already had happened when I said it
no spoilers were said

[frosty patrol]

I was being a gentleman

[hot onyx]

i still lose

5 piece advantage

[frosty patrol]

gentleman's victory

LOLSANS

I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU MY KNIGHT

[hot onyx]

i dont want the knight

i want common sense

[raw ermine]

He wants his warriors death

[hot onyx]

fucking horse

[raw ermine]

forked

[frosty patrol]

gg

[raw ermine]

gg

[hot onyx]

gg

[cloud latch]

gg

[hot onyx]

go agane

[frosty patrol]

https://lichess.org/Sa3RQCpU7Pd3

[raw ermine]

queens gambit...

[frosty patrol]

qg declined is fun

[raw ermine]

you missed en passant!!!!

:((((

[frosty patrol]

this is not anarchy chess

I am not giving up my poggers pawn for en passant

[hot onyx]

fuck i read the knight wrong again

keep thinking it goes further

[willow tartan]

chess league all stars anarchychess

[hot onyx]

the fuvck

[raw ermine]

what was that

[hot onyx]

how is that fauir

[raw ermine]

for a second I thought the rook sac was some big brain thing to cause the fork

[hot onyx]

it fockin jomps over the pieces

[frosty patrol]

yes

[raw ermine]

then i realised that sans both sacked it and got forked

[hot onyx]

i hate this piece

[raw ermine]

that's how horsey's work

[frosty patrol]

horse can do all of this

just know the pattern

[hot onyx]

but it jomps

[frosty patrol]

yes

jomp horse

[willow tartan]

just think of it as a wrecking ball

[hot onyx]

i want to send an anrgy letter to the devs

[willow tartan]

keep a brig near your important pieces

and a sombra to take advantage and punish

so you can take

[frosty patrol]

Colonel "rook sac" sans

[hot onyx]

im changing back to cowboy after this

[frosty patrol]

no shot @north relic

I only voted dorado because everyone is underrating it

kr better but not 79-7 better

[north relic]

what is this

kr vs dorado is a no brain choice

everyone picks KR

[frosty patrol]

kr shouldn't be winning by this much

it's not that much better than dorado

Fuelcord already knocked out the best map in the game

[hot onyx]

time to experiment and potentially perform my 90th takeback

[hot onyx]

which is...

[frosty patrol]

gibraltar

hey sans can you hurry up

gg

[hot onyx]

what the fuck

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

connect 4 is better designed

[frosty patrol]

cap

[hot onyx]

where does Hari rank among the chessers?

[frosty patrol]

bottom

1 game in his life

[hot onyx]

above or below LSD?

[north relic]

he has literally played 1 game of chess

[hot onyx]

that does not answer my question

[north relic]

so unless he is a prodigy or smth that learns extraordinarily quickly

it should be lower than ian

[hot onyx]

so I stand a chance?

[north relic]

yes

[hot onyx]

I'm still not underestimating them

[frosty patrol]

almost done with week 1

[hot onyx]

also Mike i'd play again but i've got some eggs that gotta be ate

wait that was official?

[frosty patrol]

no

you just got a ff from ian

[hot onyx]

ff?

[frosty patrol]

forfeit

[hot onyx]

fucking awesome

[frosty patrol]

@cedar oasis @balmy wolf please play @willow tartan

[hot onyx]

but that means no toilet bowl

plus i've never once achieved a checkmate in my life

[balmy wolf]

sans

1v1

chess

[hot onyx]

mystary i have eggs to eat and dishes to wash

[balmy wolf]

i dont know how to play chess

ih

oh

ok

[hot onyx]

next time though

[balmy wolf]

ok

[hot onyx]

enough stalling my stomach is rumbling

gg mike

[frosty patrol]

gg

[north relic]

did ian play or forfeit

[frosty patrol]

forfeiture

[north relic]

sad

[frosty patrol]

Current standings

[next mesa]

someone help me ratio this guy

https://twitter.com/lenitux/status/1505604341755006981

Levy (@lenitux)

@Sir_Shnasty @oldnbatweetz ye

Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 5:57 PM

[frosty patrol]

If uvalo doesn't play memeicus I'll assume he also FFs the week

and coin flip uvalo vs kenobi

[hot onyx]

why?

[next mesa]

it would be quite funny

:D

[cedar oasis]

No no

Who do I play?

[next mesa]

?

[frosty patrol]

memeicus

[frosty patrol]

you need to play addi

[next mesa]

we're not playing

doe

already told you

i was talking to uvalo

[frosty patrol]

did either of you attempt to schedule a match

if not we get to do the funny coin flip thing

[cedar oasis]

Who has played against memeicus

[frosty patrol]

memeicuses matches haven’t been scheduled yet

you and marbel were afk

but he plays you two

[keen plume]

anyone wanna play?
https://lichess.org/UxijQGkG

[north relic]

yes

i face you next i need to know

[keen plume]

xD hf gl

[north relic]

there is a too little time limit

[keen plume]

yeah, i though so. It would be more fair, if it was longer.

Takeback?

[north relic]

i played rlly bad

[keen plume]

I refuse this statement.

[raw ermine]

That game was pretty good til the horsey and mate blunder

[north relic]

i throw

[wide minnow]

whatever i say its true because u know

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according to this tweet u can say im always correct

[north relic]

I CANT FUCKING MOVE MY QUEEN OFF THIS DIAG

this is stressful af

[keen plume]

i know. ur defending really good. wow. i think only move everytime. need to analyse that afterwards.

[north relic]

she is trapped now

i am very sad

[keen plume]

GG wp

[north relic]

gg

[keen plume]

After analysing, i can only repeat: wp

[north relic]

after analysing

i did pretty well early

and then fucked it all up

[next mesa]

hehe funny

[cedar oasis]

@frosty patrol

i 3-0 memeicus

[willow tartan]

^

[cedar oasis]

i checkmated him in 3 as well

[willow tartan]

you didnt let me play on my preferred platform

[next mesa]

how

[willow tartan]

so kind of cringe bro

[next mesa]

scholar's mate is 4 moves

lol

[next mesa]

unless you're black

[cedar oasis]

or 4

sorry

[willow tartan]

i literally offerrred to buy you the game

and you say no

[next mesa]

lol

[cedar oasis]

its a waste

[next mesa]

ciassic scholar's mate

[willow tartan]

???

no i only play chess in there platform

not that is other platform

[cedar oasis]

memeicus wanted to play on tabletop simulator vr

[willow tartan]

yes i am telling you i will buy it for you

[next mesa]

LMAO

this is so fuckin funny

💀

[cedar oasis]

its a waste

[willow tartan]

how is it a waste

you arew not paying anything for it

[cedar oasis]

i am only ever gonna play chess on it once with you and never play the game again

[willow tartan]

who are you to judge for me what is a waste or not?

let me spend my money how i want

[cedar oasis]

ok

[young fractal]

Moderator applications

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[next mesa]

look at how i ratiod him

[frosty patrol]

uvalo is tied for number 1 in overall standings

😳

[north relic]

urumir 3-0d me in scrims

im very sad

[vagrant jacinth]

@hot onyx chess me

[north relic]

scrim me

[frosty patrol]

will urumir lose a map

y/n

this stage

[north relic]

scrim or no?

[frosty patrol]

no

busy

@hot onyx @vagrant jacinth y'all playing?

I gave you a 2 day extension but still

[vagrant jacinth]

Nah, I think senior sans is busy rn

I'm about though whenever he pops up

[frosty patrol]

you have until Tuesday

[cedar oasis]

mike whats the eu standings

[hot onyx]

Oh fuck le chessing

I was busy showering and I’m now busy cooking a brisket

[frosty patrol]

you have until Tuesday

le extension

[vagrant jacinth]

Feel like I'm back in school, mf deadline extension

[hot onyx]

What specific time on Tuesday does the extension end?

[frosty patrol]

midnight GMT

as in midnight wednesday

11:59 tuesday

[hot onyx]

Got it

[vagrant jacinth]

Is kenobi still in? I'm supposed to play him too lmao

[frosty patrol]

he ffed

[vagrant jacinth]

W!

[frosty patrol]

so you are currently 1-0 with a +3 map differential

god player

[vagrant jacinth]

Bro I'm like

Elite

[cedar oasis]

i am a god

bow down to me

[frosty patrol]

levy is in 11th place

lmao

[hot onyx]

Technically I beat Ian in a scrim so does that count as the real match if he forfeit?

[frosty patrol]

he forfeit so it was an auto 3-0 you

so you're both sitting at 1-0

+3

elite toilet bowl teams

[cunning patrol]

this is fake

[hot onyx]

Naw ur just bad

[plush grail]

sans

u suck ass

[frosty patrol]

if you want to play your matches you still can

[vagrant jacinth]

Did he forfeit his?

[cunning patrol]

who are you

[devout path]

i can play my matches

when did i lose

im waiting on levy

and jazzy

[frosty patrol]

you can play me tomorrow

extension granted

and @raw ermine can you play dunamis

[raw ermine]

sure
why

[frosty patrol]

you have a match against him

he unforfeited

[raw ermine]

ok

https://lichess.org/xWVzHShj

that's the rules

or wait its best 3/5

not best of 3

[frosty patrol]

first to 3

[willow tartan]

Any of you guys participating? #server-news

I think the EU regulars could form a team

[north relic]

thats like friday?

i wont be home

[willow tartan]

wow

sad champ honestly

[cedar oasis]

its amercias region no?

[willow tartan]

I wanted to see ED NA vs ED EU

[vagrant jacinth]

We can make that happen tbf

[willow tartan]

yes on 5v5

[cedar oasis]

this is not fair

[willow tartan]

ow2 scrim workshop

[cedar oasis]

sans and ian are really shit

like

they suck

[willow tartan]

they're your shit

suck it europoopy

[frosty patrol]

lsd tank me and levy dps addi mystary support vs what

sans ian dps line

seems fair

[cedar oasis]

nooo

sans ian dps line

[willow tartan]

sans is peak 4.3 tank

[cedar oasis]

i would rather have 2 bronze

[frosty patrol]

I take lsd over sans

[cedar oasis]

sans is not 4.3 peak

he is GOLD DPS

[willow tartan]

@hot onyx what was your peak tank sr

I don't remember what u say

[cedar oasis]

its like platinum

i dont think sans has ever reached diamond

[willow tartan]

there can be a third asian team with me and uhh

[cedar oasis]

you yourself and memeicus

[willow tartan]

we'd still be missing one more player

[cedar oasis]

海军上将

this guy

[north relic]

we should schedule it ourself

[north relic]

i dont even want to be compared to sans

[cedar oasis]

sans is a tracer one trick

and i am better then sans at tracer

[hot onyx]

3850

[hot onyx]

Misinformation and slander

[cedar oasis]

its true

[hot onyx]

I am actually a tracer sombra pharah lucio brig 5 trick

[cedar oasis]

lies

you are a tracer one trick

[hot onyx]

Plus last time I was playing I wasn’t in a good OW mental state

Peak Striker gets diffed by Carpe in a bad mental state

[cedar oasis]

you got tilted because you suck

L

[hot onyx]

I got tilted because I had a mental barrier blocking my capabilities

Even Ian is a more positive team mate than you

[earnest leaf]

i'd shit on every EU player here with no difficulty

[cedar oasis]

positive players suck

[willow tartan]

You aren't a real ED chatter because you don't shitpost enough

please grace this chat more often with your garbage

[earnest leaf]

shitposting is boring

[willow tartan]

What else do you do in the off season?...

[earnest leaf]

Having better takes on every thing in owl is more fun

[willow tartan]

Then why don't you do that?

[earnest leaf]

I'm always having good takes

[willow tartan]

where do you rank innovation

[earnest leaf]

probably mid

maybe a bit better

[next mesa]

innovation

god tracer

[raw ermine]

gg

[frosty patrol]

danxv top team

dunamis in shambles

he also 3-1'd levy

who was supposed to be top 3 NA

[north relic]

levy overrated

[next mesa]

uh

i dropped out

but

ayt

yeah

honestly me in 7th grade could wash anybody here

[willow tartan]

fk ana bro

i could beat her up in my prime

[lost thicket]

ATL might be top 5 NA , honest to god if they kept Pelican and Unter they could be best NA or contender for best NA

[earnest leaf]

I think they'll get top5 pretty easily

only teams I put above them are shock/dallas/glads/outlaws

I think they could overtake outlaws if piggy solo tank doesn't pan out

but rest of outlaws is stupid stacked

[hot onyx]

And Defiant

[earnest leaf]

defiants gonna be mid again

[hot onyx]

Yeah because brand curse

Watch CH0R0NG and Although

[earnest leaf]

no because defiant likes to put all their bags into a couple players

then just adds filler

and wonders why they can't peak above .500

[hot onyx]

The only filler is Finale

Heesu Although is a solid dps line otherwise

[earnest leaf]

heesu popping off at the end of the year made everyone forget he's nothing special

[hot onyx]

MuZe was a top 5 main tank + they have Hotba to fill in the off tank cracks

Maybe the fact that he was stuck with Na1st Michelle ASJ and Lastro for the whole season made him perform below his potential

[earnest leaf]

muze also was the weakest link on glads

[hot onyx]

“Oh boo hoo I have a top 5 main tank but I could’ve received a better player from the Gladiators oh woe is me”

[earnest leaf]

He's only top 5 or 6 because the lack of good Mts last year

[hot onyx]

MuZe was fuckin’ cracked during the latter half of the season

[earnest leaf]

You have gator/super/fearless/fate/smurf who really were the only good MTs last year

[hot onyx]

And remember that man had Dpei as his coach

[earnest leaf]

muze was decent but nothing great

[hot onyx]

Imagine what he can do with KDG Mobydik

[earnest leaf]

go .500

[hot onyx]

Also there is an argument that MuZe was a better all round main tank than Gator

Just that Gator is built different on orisa

[earnest leaf]

His rein/orisa were straight worse

only better at winston/ball

just your classic KR MT

[hot onyx]

Just a matter of personal preference

They were still good

[earnest leaf]

muze orisa was ok

[hot onyx]

And then there’s the stacked supports

[earnest leaf]

did what he needed to do but never went above and beyond

his rein was just not good

[hot onyx]

Oh yeeaahh I forgot about him getting mtd’d by Super when Kevster was on ping away from the team during the start of the season

[twin bloom]

He's a good coach

[earnest leaf]

the ping cope smh

Kevster looked fine on ping

his mei just was not that great

nor did he like playing mei

[hot onyx]

That’s a cool story

Doesn’t take away from the fact that MuZe was top 5

But allow us to agree to disagree

[earnest leaf]

that doesn't mean anything

[twin bloom]

Defiant have 3 good players

I wonder who

[earnest leaf]

he's on the outside of the top 5 players

[hot onyx]

Let us focus on the support line

[earnest leaf]

He was there solely on the fact every other MT was shit

[twin bloom]

Oh wait

Defiant have 2 good supports

So thats 2 out of 3

I wonder who the last good player on defiant is??!

[noble nexus]

Flameknightt fell of honestly

just awful awful takes now

really embarrassing

[twin bloom]

Not muze

Imo

[earnest leaf]

mfs hard coping thinking toronto is anything special

[hot onyx]

I swear if you say Finale is one of their good players you’re getting a well earned block

[twin bloom]

Heesu

Not finale

[hot onyx]

Fair

[noble nexus]

your opinion is meaningless considering what your current nickname is

js

[twin bloom]

My nickname gives me credibility

Trust

[hot onyx]

But that’s also coming from someone who’s only knowledge of Although is the 2020 Spitfire and not the 2021 O2 Blast

[twin bloom]

Da process

[noble nexus]

actually stfu

[twin bloom]

Proper carried

Every o2

Game

Ever

[twin bloom]

👎

[hot onyx]

Your nickname makes you look like a clown that moonlights as a bottom tier fs apologist

[twin bloom]

Disagree

Imo

[noble nexus]

👍

[twin bloom]

But

Heesu

[twilit oriole]

In your dream

[twin bloom]

Chorng

[twilit oriole]

Defiant top 5 NA

[twin bloom]

Twiglight

[hot onyx]

Also Proper didn’t carry every o2 game

[twin bloom]

Only good playahs

[earnest leaf]

cope harder

[twin bloom]

On defiant

Defiant will be so mid

Or potentiall even bad

And it will be funny

[twilit oriole]

Just watch, gonna make you look like a fool fr

[hot onyx]

Although is a solid af player that has popped off insanely hard even without Proper

[earnest leaf]

can't wait for toronto to do nothing all season long outside of beating like dallas once

[twilit oriole]

Twilight chr0n0g MUZE heesu are the best players on the team. Although is cracked, hotba is a good reliable guy who holds his weight and finale.. anyways

[hot onyx]

Can’t wait for their roster to prove you wrong so I can stop wasting my breath arguing about it

[twilit oriole]

Ong

Gonna prove em all wrong

[twin bloom]

Get the muze out

[twilit oriole]

Bozos gonna say “we where kidding”

[twilit oriole]

Why

[twin bloom]

As a certain sans would say

Muze got pushed to his limits

By milkyman

So he is bad

[noble nexus]

what NA teams would you say are better than toronto then?

[earnest leaf]

I will gladly admit i'm wrong if toronto finishes top 5 by the end of the season in NA standings

[twin bloom]

The good teams

Iike ATL

Shock

Glads

Titans

Houston

Justice

Their 7th

[hot onyx]

No, Milkyman would be 4th in OWL

[twilit oriole]

Shock glads Houston Dallas

[twin bloom]

I think

[earnest leaf]

shock/atl/glads/fuel/outlaws all easily clear toronto

[noble nexus]

ok so you're just fucking around ig

[earnest leaf]

nyxl has the potential to clear toronto as well

[twin bloom]

Agree

[twilit oriole]

@twin bloom you truly are delusional

[earnest leaf]

maaaybe justice but justice probably going mid again

[noble nexus]

Justice are gonna be shit

[twilit oriole]

Atlanta??

Bro

Who is this guy

[twin bloom]

I just understand the game and know pro player opinnions

[hot onyx]

If Shock and Outlaws get a second tank and main support agree, but Defiant are equal to Reign worst case scenario

[twin bloom]

@twilit oriole Shut up ATL jas greats

[noble nexus]

outlaws have proper iris and that hs that's supposed to be good

[twin bloom]

Like ojay

Uv

[earnest leaf]

atl has better tanks/dps

[twilit oriole]

No you don’t idiot your name is cringe asf I don’t wanna hear it my guy

[twin bloom]

Hawk

Nero

[twin bloom]

You don't know

Sadly

I do

What can Happen

Shock ATL top 2 NA

[hot onyx]

Bruh you called 90% of the rookie pickups this year irrelevant 💀

[twin bloom]

Defiant lucky to be top 5

Just what it is

[twilit oriole]

Dallas shock glads hou tor atl is how it’s gonna be

[hot onyx]

ATL top 2 NA without Pelican and Unter?

[twin bloom]

Yeah

[twilit oriole]

Oh no

[twin bloom]

Cause they have best backline ever

[twilit oriole]

This guy is on some crack special

Get him help quick

[twin bloom]

I am not

[twilit oriole]

He’s gonna OD

[hot onyx]

Ojee UV aren’t even top 5

[twilit oriole]

Yo who knows first aid

[twin bloom]

I just understand the game to

A high level

[twilit oriole]

Bro is seeing things

[hot onyx]

Tf you mean “best ever”

[twilit oriole]

Tor clears them

[twin bloom]

Their top 3

But the

Synergy

Makes them

Top 1

If London had a good MS they would be top 5 as well sadlay

👍

[hot onyx]

Mans watched NA Contenders and the finals of OWL 2021 and decided he’s an OW analyst for a living

[twin bloom]

I watch relevant matches

Like at vods

Proper

Vods

Shanghai vods

Lip vods

[twilit oriole]

😭

[hot onyx]

Damn imagine if AT faced real competition

[tropic herald]

Gotta study lip VODs religiously

[twin bloom]

They faced them in da scrims

And rolled

#apparently

[hot onyx]

Half of AT played a KR Contenders team that wasn’t top 5 and got 3-0’d

[twin bloom]

The other half

Was holding them back

And BW didn't try

For fun troll team

While UA

[hot onyx]

Damn BW didn’t try but Funi did

[twin bloom]

Were sweating

Bullets

[twin bloom]

Only poko

Was trying

Every one was trolling

[hot onyx]

Poko was pulling the ol’ flanking orisa

But yeah that’s”trying” to you

[twin bloom]

That is a legit strat

In the eu

Region

[hot onyx]

So when he said he was just having fun and a good time he must’ve been lying through his teeth

[twin bloom]

Yeah

[hot onyx]

Mans was sweating his bones off

[twin bloom]

Yeah

Was cringe

[hot onyx]

Yeah, waste of an off tank slot really

Imagine having Poko when you could have a great

Like Twolzz

[twin bloom]

They could have a great like

Alex420

Or irone

[raw ermine]

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Arran “Halo” Spake (@haloofthoughts)

(He/Him) Content Creator & Roster Reporter In OWL. Also Freelance EMEA & APAC Valorant reporter for @Dexerto. 📧 [e-mail]

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[twin bloom]

Or luge

[raw ermine]

the world has ended

Halo new PFP

[twin bloom]

Upgrade

[hot onyx]

Iron and Luge are American??

[twin bloom]

So

Does the

Eu region

Discriminate

Those with NA

Descent??

Sad

[tropic herald]

Best starting roster ever? Language barrier and chemistry doesn’t matter

[twin bloom]

But alex2704? Was good

I guess

[earnest leaf]

Best starting roster to run any comp?

[hot onyx]

Not discrimination, simply for an all european team to showcase the european region

Alex was good

[earnest leaf]

or for a specific meta

[hot onyx]

And SMC were deluded to release him

Alex Hades goated tank lime

[twin bloom]

He had a better offer

With falcons

I don't think smc wanted him gone

[twilit oriole]

@earnest leaf who you support

[tropic herald]

Any

Dream team

Don’t think too hard

[hot onyx]

Shock fan iirc

[earnest leaf]

I'd probably start with alarm/ljg

[twilit oriole]

Shock fan💀💀

[earnest leaf]

not really a shock fan

more a fan of super

[hot onyx]

It gets better

[twilit oriole]

Mfs banned me when I said “Sanfrancisco shock? More like Sanfrancisco lost” after they got fcked by Atlanta

[earnest leaf]

But I still like to root for multiple teams because it makes owl more fun to watch

but for best team hm

[lost thicket]

I pretty much only root NA kekw

[next mesa]

current shanghai dragons + fearless

[tropic herald]

I like Shanghai as a team but really it’s just Bc I like a lot of players there

[lost thicket]

and Chengdu

[next mesa]

and toss proper and profit in there

because why not

[earnest leaf]

Supports alarm/ljg, Tanks: for OT one of void/choi/hanbin, for MT one of super/fate/fearless/smurf

dps is hard though

[next mesa]

its a dream team

[lost thicket]

Shock favorite cause me like the talent and super/viol2t

[next mesa]

dps is easy

Proper Profit

Pro-Pro combo

[lost thicket]

PP

[tropic herald]

Profit nah

[hot onyx]

I would argue Pelican over Fleta and (if possible) Alarm over Izayaki

[next mesa]

it doesnt matter anyway

because if u stick the rest

pelican alarm on some other team

they would probably still lose

[hot onyx]

Profit inconsistent, take Pelican with the pre existing synergy

[lost thicket]

uhhhhhh

[earnest leaf]

a better way to make this kind of roster is limit it to 1 person per team

[hot onyx]

Wait no language barrier?

[earnest leaf]

so no shit like just using 3 shd players

[hot onyx]

Fastro over LJG then

[lost thicket]

modern?

[tropic herald]

Ok

[lost thicket]

or peak

[earnest leaf]

ljg/alarm/leave are locks imo

[next mesa]

ljg>fastro

[twilit oriole]

Supports: alarm LJG
Tanks: void fate
DPS: fleta/proper pelican/lip

[tropic herald]

You can only have 1 player from each roster last year

[lost thicket]

imma do Modern with 1 per team

[hot onyx]

Yeah on mercy

[next mesa]

1. no and 2. doesnt matter because that dps line is winning against anything u can come up with

including leave/lip

[earnest leaf]

Leave/lip/super/hanbin/alarm/moth

ez

[tropic herald]

LJG Alarm Pelican Shy Hanbin (main tank idk man) Super?

[lost thicket]

Pelican (HOL), Fleta (SHD) and Sparkle (DSF)

[hot onyx]

Non tracer meta equals a loss 💀

[lost thicket]

then

tanks

uhhhhh

[next mesa]

still win

[hot onyx]

For a rein meta sure but every other non genji meta is suicide

Just get Fearless or Smurf instead

[tropic herald]

I forgor Smurf

💀

[noble nexus]

can't take fearless cuz hanbin

[next mesa]

LJG Alarm Fearless Hanbin Fate Proper Profit Lip Sp9rkle

[tropic herald]

That’s not a starting roster man

[hot onyx]

If Profit wakes up on the right side of the bed sure, but if he dives off illios ruins without recall then naw

[noble nexus]

but smurf or muze better options than super

y'all dumb

[tropic herald]

Silence glads fan

[noble nexus]

suck my balls

[lost thicket]

SPACE (LAG), MuZe (TND)

[noble nexus]

kindly

ok Space is a little bit creative

[next mesa]

one shot

fate of the earth on the line

the martians have the death beam pointed at us

GIVE ME PROFIT

[tropic herald]

Ok

Bad take imo

[next mesa]

suck my balls

77777777

[tropic herald]

He gonna take 30 seconds to go the long way vs just the straight shot of like 2 seconds

[hot onyx]

And he pulls a five man killing Carpe Neptuno Poko Sado and Hotba and everyone clapped

Honestly hope Profit pops off again someday

Consistently

Dude is arguably one of the most entertaining players to watch

[noble nexus]

also LipLeave/MuzeHanbin/AlarmMoth

the most Sadge support line

[hot onyx]

He’s like an Irish bar fight

[noble nexus]

Profit is boring

isn't dalton

[lost thicket]

UltraViolet (ATL) and Molly (GZC)

[hot onyx]

All over the place and you never know who’s coming out on top

[tropic herald]

Me with ur mother

[lost thicket]

DPS: Pelican (HOL), Fleta (SHD) and Sparkle (DSF)
Tanks: SPACE (LAG), MuZe (TND)
Support: UltraViolet (ATL) dridro (PAE) and Molly (GZC)

that was hard

[hot onyx]

Bebe (SHD) Faith (BOS)

[tropic herald]

Gas this 🔥

[hot onyx]

Sure thing champ

[plush grail]

shut up

[hot onyx]

Hello Ian

[lost thicket]

added a MS

cause dridro is cool

[hot onyx]

Does it feel any different walking through earth living your day to day life after losing to me in chess 3-0?

[lost thicket]

dridro or Vindaim

Vindaim

such a cool fucking name

[plush grail]

how does it feel knowing u get 0 bitches

[next mesa]

he does

[hot onyx]

I wouldn’t know

[next mesa]

maybe you are blind

[noble nexus]

nah you would

[tropic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/zhongli-genshinimpact-genshin-peepaw-ian-gif-21349656

[next mesa]

profits 12-4

[plush grail]

1v1 me on showdown bitch

[hot onyx]

Strength of schedule

[noble nexus]

"1v1 me on showdown bitch" 🤓

[lost thicket]

now

[hot onyx]

Went to map 5 vs Charge

Whereas Fusion never lost a map to Charge

[lost thicket]

Kekw

[tropic herald]

Respectfully never type kekw

kekw bad emote

[lost thicket]

kekw

[tropic herald]

kekl goat

[noble nexus]

your father

lol

[lost thicket]

dridro and Superrich both look so funny to me

[plush grail]

sans

[noble nexus]

"sans" 🤓

fucking loser

stop talking

please

[hot onyx]

#BrickedUp

[noble nexus]

mood

[lost thicket]

the fuck made you so mad?

[noble nexus]

wha

nothing

[next mesa]

u also lost to us more

[north relic]

if language barrier doesnt matter then fastro so you can take up another shanghai player

[hot onyx]

Last season the record was an even 2-2

Also tf you mean “us”

Did Seoul sign you as their off tank??

[north relic]

levy is the new seoul dynsasty flex support

he replaced jjonak

[lost thicket]

man thinks he's

[north relic]

also i just read a NA discussion with a serious lack of NYXL

[plush grail]

jack shut the fuck up

nobody likes u

[hot onyx]

Assuming NYXL get Sanguinaar they’re better than Reign

Assuming they stick with permanent double fs they’re worse

[north relic]

they sign a main support

trust

what do you guys think of kuki though

[hot onyx]

If they had Sanguinaar Xzi and Clestyn they’d be top 5 NA

[north relic]

xzi isnt necessary

[tropic herald]

⁉️

[hot onyx]

Miles better than IMT and Whynot could ever dream of being

[next mesa]

fans do that

sorry i forgot u dont watch any other sports

[north relic]

amogus

[next mesa]

omegalul

[hot onyx]

Doesn’t make it any less dumb

[lost thicket]

[ Roster Update: @next mesa ] -

[next mesa]

dont care

[north relic]

https://twitter.com/clestyn_ow/status/1491639977154789378?s=20&t=Vr2WyLWfgWFsQYM1rhQMqw

Clestyn (@clestyn_ow)

화이팅!

Twitter · Feb 10, 2022, 5:07 AM

[next mesa]

tbh

[north relic]

i doubt clestyn gets signed

[hot onyx]

Last minute pickup hopium

[north relic]

also that tweet was on my birthday its mocking me

[lost thicket]

gonna try

[hot onyx]

Remember that GBS got signed to Boston about 2 weeks after being “confirmed” signed to Uprising Academy

[lost thicket]

to mimic Dynasty to make a Levy team update thing cause i'm autistic kekw

[north relic]

wdym by "confirmed"

[hot onyx]

I mean it was on their twitter that GBS was signed on Uprising Academy before being signed by Uprising

[plush grail]

reminder that u jomped

[hot onyx]

Reminder that you fake your relationship status

[hot onyx]

Hell yeah join the club

[noble nexus]

Ok bby 😍

[plush grail]

adi playing league

[hot onyx]

GaeBullSsi to NYXL 😳

[plush grail]

not true

[north relic]

cann you send your pfp so i can make a fake announcement post like dullahan was gonna do

[plush grail]

its gonna be 9 months in a few days

[hot onyx]

9 months since you began faking

Surprised that you’d keep count

Please acquire some bitches instead of lying about them

[lost thicket]

[ Roster Update: @next mesa ] -

Today, it is with great excitement that we announce our newest member of our support and tank lineup for the 2022 season: Levy "Levy" Leverson

Over the last four years, Levy has played a vital role within the Seoul Dynasty and Profit D Riding Club and we are pleased to have him continue to lend his talents to the team next season. A former ranked and two-time Overwatch Rank top 500 champion, we believe Levy will be a strong addition to our Support and Tank lineup and we are excited to see what the future holds for Levy and the Seoul Dynasty.

Please join us in celebrating this new player, as he begins preparing for the 2022 season!

*Pending League Approval

#TIGERNATION

[plush grail]

fun thing i told my gf about u guys

[lost thicket]

ok that was stupid

[lost thicket]

take your schizo meds

she isn't real

[plush grail]

and how u raging neanderthals refuse to accept the fact that she is real

[lost thicket]

KEKL

she doesn't exist

[hot onyx]

If she’s so real

[next mesa]

i like how you just spent a good 3 minutes writing that

[hot onyx]

What did you name her

“Levy Leverson”

[lost thicket]

I used the Vindaim / Creative one as a backbone

then changed some words

wrote in some bullshit

and pressed enter kekw

[noble nexus]

at this point it's hard to tell what's more depressing

Luigi flexing his relationship or you lot being so invested in it

[lost thicket]

Luigi is flexing the fact he's not taking his meds

[plush grail]

its called a joke you sad fuck @noble nexus

[lost thicket]

I didn't fucking know what to put there

[hot onyx]

Probably the fact that you’re awake at 11:51 pm

[lost thicket]

Mods Pin this

[noble nexus]

it's not 11:51pm for me tho

[lost thicket]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FCXXl03UUAcWUzG?format=jpg&name=large

[hot onyx]

Dox his actual full name like a real boy Pinocchio

[plush grail]

doxx sans

[lost thicket]

I tried my best to even get the commas and periods right

god I am so autistic

[lost thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-troll-face-gif-19191594

[plush grail]

i fr wanna know sans name

prolly some posh shit

fucking james johnson the 3rd

[north relic]

his name is brandon

[lost thicket]

Sans is british

probably

[hot onyx]

My name isn’t Brandon

And I’m not a fucking jr or III

[lost thicket]

I'm not gonna dox myself

[hot onyx]

Pussy

[plush grail]

its okay sir theodore the 5th

[lost thicket]

but I will say if you just use the first letter to my name you get

[next mesa]

brandon jr?

[lost thicket]

DAAP

[next mesa]

:yikes:

[lost thicket]

I have two really common first name (Latino fyi) and two weird last names kekw

two first name gang

[noble nexus]

yikes imagine having a common name

kinda weird idk

[hot onyx]

Jordi El Niño Pordina?

[lost thicket]

ok Huevon Sollumonation the 3rd

[lost thicket]

que maldito

[plush grail]

sans

tell me ur full name

i will pay u 3 pound

[hot onyx]

I wouldn’t say it even for 3 pound in 1920’s currency cap

[lost thicket]

HOLY SHIT I AM IN LOVE

[north relic]

i even used your text

[lost thicket]

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID I LOVE IT

[lost thicket]

I KNOW I SAW THAT'S ACTUALLY PERFECT

[plush grail]

u talk like someone from 1920

[hot onyx]

It’s official Levy can say “we”

[north relic]

yes

[hot onyx]

You talk like someone from 20 BC

[north relic]

brandon the second

[plush grail]

sans

[lost thicket]

I am saving this

[plush grail]

dont pretent, u cant form sentences for shit

[lost thicket]

"pretent"

[hot onyx]

dont pretent

[plush grail]

in vc i mean

dumbasses

[hot onyx]

Damn you’re making fun of someone with a mild speech impediment now?

What next? Gonna go smack a paralysed war veteran?

[plush grail]

yes

dont pretend like u dont call me slurs in private

[hot onyx]

I have an R pass which I use for rare occasions

You are the rare occasion

[north relic]

Calm down children

[hot onyx]

“One of our dps is slacking and it’s not Mega”

[plush grail]

do not

fucking mention this

u damn well know i had all golds

[north relic]

What were you and sans playing

[lost thicket]

I once made loud explosion sounds around my uncles house, he's a old ass guy who gets scared quickly kekl

as a kid I was awful

[hot onyx]

You damn well know you were hitting single shots on weak enemies

[north relic]

Ptsd?

[lost thicket]

honestly don't know, plus he's dead now so I can't ask him

[hot onyx]

Ouija board

[lost thicket]

all I know is that man would be barely walking but when shit got loud man ran faster then Usain Bolt

[north relic]

@next mesa rate

[hot onyx]

Raise your hand if you remember Frankie Ward

[lost thicket]

https://twitter.com/BENBALLER/status/1505553718216781828

BEN BALLER™ (@BENBALLER)

My boy had a Tesla rally last night. I was supposed to co-host. Glad I didn’t go. I’m old and washed now. These kids today are wild 🫣

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[next mesa]

nice snorlax bro

[lost thicket]

peep this

[north relic]

Yea my snorlax is huge

[lost thicket]

https://i.redd.it/2lky6qu5kko81.jpg

Florida is one spot up and Titans should have grand finalist plus mid season tournament but other

wise

correct

[hot onyx]

What is “won a post season playoff game”?

Isn’t that like all teams

Defiant beat Boston to play Shock in playins

[lost thicket]

don't ask me I didn't make this list lmao

[hot onyx]

Plus Fusion should have their own special “sadness” tier

[lost thicket]

Philly is just sad

same with Outlaws

both deserve something man

[hot onyx]

My friend is an Outlaws fan

Gotta suck to be the only team from the inaugural season that never made a finals appearance

[lost thicket]

Pelican Danteh COPIUM

[hot onyx]

Solo off tank and Lastro main support

Otherwise I could see them at like 3rd-4th NA with Sado and Moth

[next mesa]

Mayhem made May melee finals

Lol

[young fractal]

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[next mesa]

I think andbox is full rebranding to NYXL

thats why NYXL will just be NYExcelsior

[balmy wolf]

FUSION 2022 BAYBEEEE

[hot onyx]

Are comparable to the 2021 Justice

[balmy wolf]

pls no

also crazy to me this year is the year I actually follow League from the beginning

[hot onyx]

Fury alongside good dps and a low mid at best support line

[next mesa]

is t1 going flawless

im not following

but all i know is faker = jesus

[hot onyx]

If Faker is Jesus then who is Proper?

[willow tartan]

the 2021 fusion were comparable to them too given that they both finished the same place in the playoffs

[balmy wolf]

....Is there a good way for me to deep-dive in the Legaue before the new season starts?

[hot onyx]

Hardest support difference known to mankind, off tank difference, non sombra fdps difference and hitscan off tracer difference

[balmy wolf]

cause idk what "t1 going flawless" means lol

[hot onyx]

But Fusion had Mano to drag them down and Justice didn’t

Besides if the meta didn’t revolve around sombra and ball for half a season Fusion would’ve wiped Justice like an Andrex cloth on their crusty anus

[next mesa]

messiah

[next mesa]

I thought you meant league of legends

[balmy wolf]

oh no lol

[next mesa]

nvm

i dont care for league, but i care for faker

he is a sexy man

[willow tartan]

t1 is going flawless

[hot onyx]

Fuck T1 LoL

[willow tartan]

they are 17-0 right now

last game is tomorrow i think

[hot onyx]

T1 OW is where the real money is at

[next mesa]

pretty sure 18-0

[willow tartan]

no

they havent played final game

[next mesa]

rl

ayt

[hot onyx]

Clestyn deserves better 😤

[willow tartan]

oh shit nvm they are 18-0

i am incorrect

[next mesa]

yeah

[hot onyx]

Mans been stuck with JMAC and Belosrea as his main tanks since 2020

[next mesa]

perfect reg season right

are they gonna go

[willow tartan]

perfect spring split

[next mesa]

flawless in playoffs

[willow tartan]

uhh

that is kind of a big ask

[next mesa]

how many games

are there

[willow tartan]

they play 2 more games

[hot onyx]

At least 1

[willow tartan]

semis and finals

both b05s

[hot onyx]

I was right

[next mesa]

for perfect split

does it have to be like

3-0

for both