#Apples
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16 (im gonna be 17 this year tho
OKTOBERFEST
Yes I literally I DONR HAVE AN ORIFINAL EXPIERNECE
YES AHHAHWH
I DIDNT LIE YOU JS CANT READ
THE TRIP IS THIS FALL
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OK
7th NOVEMBER SIR
Putting that in my calendar
GOOD
That's so close to mineeee
'forcast shows more sunshine than usual on this 7th day of november'
7 is a perfect number
Im peefect hihihaha
WHEN IS YOURS
5th!!!
i will get to be seventeen just a few months earlier mwahahah
i never ate breakfast.
HMM WHENS UE BDAY
hi.
Youre jk but its nearly almost sunning (pretend its a word im shakespeare) on that day but on the other ones close to it raining
august 30th
Go eat
Okiii lemme put it down
sighs... picks myself up off the couch...
Damn the gloominess
??. U SOUND LIKE UR 9 YRS ILD
Hes 30...
I know
OW YOU STALKING HIM
TELL ME ONE MORE TIME HES 30 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
BRO U SAID RHAT HERE YESRERDAY AND TEICE TODAY
Did you see me deffending you?
YES I DID IM SPREADING AWARENESS
OH THANKS
Ur welcome babes
We r at 4k messages wowowowoowowowowoww
has lee come back
YESSSSSSSS WERE A MENACE TO THIS SERVER
We LOVE lee
The legend the man himself
honestly accurate
*biblically
Now im curious to know your age.......mhm.....
asohfiaosn ofc ofc
23
OAIHFOAINFOAI WHAT--
I’m guessing 26
^^
This is actually so entertaining I can't--
Pros : U can be my father
50
Gize I am 63
65
I WILL STRANGLE YOU
HAHAHAHAHA IM SO DLOSE
HAOFHIAHFHAHAAH
They’ll put u in jail
CUPID HELP ME
Bacon egg cheddar cloudie gluten free
WHY ME?????????????
if his hands are at your neck, it means you can kick him in the balls
WOWOWOWOW YUMMY (without the bacon)
ok but why does that look good
BC BC BC AHHHHH
Kick him in the balls do it do it do it do it do
Oh good thought process
I gotchu
Castrate him the way Kronos castrated Uranus /j
kicks him and makes him unconscious
queue holy music
Cheddar egg dill breakfast bagel
Thanks for the food pics
That looks good but a lil dry
Was it dry?
That assumes ray would do such a thing
I would :)
Naa it's not
Aren’t u his father
Not rlly i cant kick my father in the balls
U can
just add water
Kronos did it
Yeah that's why he wouldn't I wouldn't let it happen
Drown it and strangle it
Thats a cavetown song
Kronos also ate his kids so this is gonna be one wild fight
I love Kronos so much
but he also threw them up
Yes his wife needs dumping
He’s not the best role model ok
Im fine w that then i will eat those cakes hes sending us pic of when they get to his stomach
but he’s up there
Why i dont like the time
ooo that's so smort
I don’t like u
:33
☆☆☆☆☆
How can u not like time
WOWOWOW
Oh ok walks away crying
WAIR UR IN RHE SHOP RN?
NO IM/J
I have two jobs. No
I’m drooling
🦆
🐒
How else do I support Ray my child who lives in port
OMG HE BROKE HIS NECK
who is sitting on the toilet seat rn
*it
bro needs a walking stick
All for ur son
I aint im pacing around my room in circles
Such a healthy relationship
Is that how you make your hair curly
I live in Porto
In Russian circles?
Yes
JAHAHHS I CANT
Russian
OMF UE HAIR IS CURLY?
Yes
Morzone taught me
ILL FACE REVEAL
YAH I WAS RLAKIJF TO RAY
TALKING
I KNOW HE ROOS ME
TOLD ME
NO WAY-
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
I'LL FACE REVEAL AGAIN IF CUPID DOES
📸
I have acne today
and my hair isn’t washed another day
Well I'm 30
OOOooOOooO
I have it everyday
I have like a visible pimple
(One of the pics imma show aint git washed hair too
DONT YOU HAVE OLD PICS
BRO
Not an excuse
ok I am in LOVE with this 
Where are you from
You lurker
WOW
:D
FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS, SON
I WANT TO YOURE AMAZING DAD
@lean hollow 4k COMMENTS AND GOING
I cant tag you on my face reveal pic
Why is this happening wut
I write the msg send it and it disappears
sahd
Ill try again sigh
No I don’t take pics of myself
WHO DARWS
Dares????
Real
no, darws

Cares
WHY WUD I???.
honestly so true
Idk
DOES MORZ HAVE A FACE REVEAL OIC
I dont take many but sometimes i do
TAG ME IN HSIS
TAKE
SAME
PLS RSG RAG TAG
HE WILL GET MAD @obtuse timber
I DONR have a phone so I don’t rlly take pics
Ohhhh
Yeah my mom won’t let me have oneee
whyyy :(
She says I don’t need it and she’s right cus I have my iPad
And it’s too expensive rnn
I DELETED IT PRETTY SURE
that's fair
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA STRANGLE YOU
wow i never would've thought to do that-
JUST COVER YOUR BALLS
ARE YOU TALKING AFTER ME NOW HOW SWEET
DO I HAVE TWO SONS
I DONR HAVE BALLS
OH MY
That’s on u bro
ah we're good then
You dudnt..
DON'T
ME NEITHER
DO
I SAW THAT 👀
I didnttttt
LOLLL
OH MAH GAH--
Hihi
ok wait do I pronounce that "high high" or "hee hee"
No I deleted it yesterday
smooth criminal
I"M DYING--
He doesnt if i remember correctly
Its worse.... jkjk
are u ok 🫶🏼
NO AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hihi
“IF I REMMEMBER CORRDCTLY” WASNT IT YESTERDAY
Ive sent worst audios honestly
NO UT WAS A LOT OF DAYS AGO
The same day i dud face reveal
which was when
ohhh ok
20/6
I WILL IF YOU DO
Yes a lot of days

BRO IM 30 YOU WILL LOOK BETTER I PROMISE
Wow honey ur so good at maths!
BRO IDTS
You look 20 bro
Bro u don’t hsve to be kind js cus he’s ur father unless hes forcing you?.???
OK I shouldn't peer pressure children that feels wrong in 20 ways
*OK I shouldn't
peer pressure children that feels
wrong in 20 ways*
TY haiku
I bribe ray
With trips to Mexico
I can see your screen
U LOOK LIKE UR 30
That's a camera
oh-
No wait I think it is screens
I like ur eyes
ah--
ur eyeball
That*
No his face looka younger
Do u have blonde hair
we havin a stroke over here
defending ur father
YOU AINT EVEN SEEN HIS ENTIRE FACE
The one u showed scruslly*
He looks like hes in his early 20s i swear
STOP WHOS SIDE R U ON RN
red
his own side
I’ve nor seen someone
Who’s above 20 and between 40
Ever
Ok between 35
VAMOS A LA PLAYA
THAYS why ur like this
À PRAIA GENTE À PRAIA
Did fizz finish their breakfasttyttttttw
OH MAH GAH
LOL
IM SIDING W TRUTH
😭😭🫶🏼
And my eyesight
idk they evaporated 
OK
(I have the wrong glasses
U have glasses pookie
perscription please
my glasses arent the right onesd
Ok guys weird question but is ur handwriting in ur native language like nice
NO
NO
WHOSE IS
no
OR WAIT
lemme write sth
what’s ur native language @obtuse timber
english
english
not in my language
true
OH
OK
I think my handwriting in English is good guys
It’s kind of
Cute
wait what is your first language
It’s Tamil I can’t write it the next one is Hindi/sanskirt
ooo
RAY SHOW ME TPO
oooooo
HAHAHHAHA THATS THE STUPIDEST FUNNIEST THING IVE HEARD TODAY
Who reacted goose
Same
Ur a menace to society @jade bobcat
Apocalypse
Lemme se your handwriting
lemme find something 😭
good looking
Goose looking if u will
@thorn cobalt this question is for data analysis: how many surnames do you have?
ONE?
And how many first names?
OH
brao you caen only haev one first naem
Like your non surnames names
?????????
like middle names??
I’m simple bro
Exactly
UGH IN MY LAND THEY HAVE WHAT
first second last (???)
Idk whats that
logically, you can only have one first name 
huh
the names in between your first and last names 
LIKE YOUR FAMILY NAMES ARE SURNAMES RIGHT??? THEN THE OTHER ONES ARE YOUR ACTUAL NAMRS
YEAH BRO HAHAHAHAHA
Okayyyyy
Got it
LLSSS
I can't this is too funny-
I dont have middle names actually
I have a first name and 3/4 surnames (depending if you count the "de" as a name
OH MAH GAH 
AHHH I LOVE THAT ALPHABET ITS THE CUTEST
THANKS?.? I DIDNT MAKW IT BUT THANOS
I don't remember when I wrote this
Are u stuck in a marriage rn
NATE??.
THE CAPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SENTENCE ARE KILLIN ME
IRS SO RANDOM
Ok that looks like you
What does that even mean
SHUT IUT
it's a match!!!
I’m drunk
Hi drunk, I'm dad--
what on earth did i miss
No you are imperfect apokalyptikos
CUPID WANTED MY FACE REVEAL
SO I ASKED FOR HIS TOO
HE'S CHICKEN
BAWK BAWK
SHHHH ITS OK
BAWK BAWK
BAWK BAWK
BAWK BAWK
BAWK BAWK
BAWK BAWK
BAWK BAWK
BAWK BAWK
🤭
it was okay i had cherries and they were good
I can’t believe ur 30
YAY
I’m more mature than u r
The letters look like his snout
What that aint no chicken noise
Do you work in a professional setting my boy
no papa
DOES THAT MATTER
A LITTLE BIT
He's taking it personally
AT THE CURRENT MOMENT
This is chicken noise: Cócorococó @odd heron
No emotional regulation 😞
Ahaha
accurate
(hes a werewolf
OH!
Yeah sure don't make me a vampire otherwise you'd like it too much. DADDY VAMPIRE
your handwriting looks gorgeous oh my gosh
WOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOOWOWOWWOWO UR ACCENT
WHY CABT YOU HEAE THE FIRST PART
Stop I’m blushing
Yah it’s quiet the first 3 ish seconds
IT DOES
LOL
my mom wud slap me if she heard me do this
@lean hollow
HAHAHAHHA MORZONE BEHAVE YOURSELF
NOU
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My mom is screaming w my lil bro its ok
Like Dracula in that Disney movie
Shes distracted
Is it nice? Idk if it sounds that accurate but ugh i try to make an american one
IKR
5
it’s so niceee
HAHAHAHA HELP
Why???
mine is 9

Sad
What r u asking the why to
Like why im asking ur brothers age
Or why is ur accent nice
Bc its weird to say someones accent is nice 
Oh
Ok well I’ve never interacted with someone who’s like not Asian 😭
Imo
YEAH TO YOU
OH THATS SO MUCH FUN HES YOUR LIL PET
ppl always tell me i don't seem like the oldest sibling but i am
ppl always think im a middle child
like damn okay
Same i still remember those ancient times
It was a yr ago
Couple months ago
I cant believe i found someone who too was 14 once
They never recognize us
💀
Everyone here was 14 once
But ik it the best
Shshhhhh
OMG
IGNORE MY HUSTORY PAPER AT THE BACK UM
BEAUTIFURRR
TANKS
Ray you don't need an americanized accent.
YOU STARTED IT
But it sounds weird if i use my natural one 💀
I WANNA HERE UR NATURAL ONE
You're being self-conscious
UM OFC
NO WAY OMF THE BUZURG CAN UNDERSTAND EMOTIONS
AND INTERPRET THEM
AND ILL END IT
.......
……………so?
Wonderful! @thorn cobalt has just pregressed to level 14!
Wait my actual language or my english but w normal accent one?
I’m so close to losing my cherry I want to sob
BOTH
Hapoy bday
Uwu
YAY
Idk what will i say tho
This is for you @kind viper
tongue twister
Gimme one
erm
Also mine #1255957791659790417 message
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
--50 Tongue Twisters to improve pronunciation in English, engvid.com
YOUR ACCENT IS AMAZING RAY
YALL IM DELETING THISBAFTER
SO YUMMY TTUMMT YUMMMY
ITS SO CRINGY
IT SOUNDS NICE BROO
NO HIW DID YOU FIND THAT I THOUGHT IT WAS LOST
ARE U IRISH
Now i wanna hear your accent
UM ITS SO INDIAN
I TOLD YA
yup
BEO I WANT TO HEAR U NARRATING AND AUDIOBOOK
wth is going on here?
I mean i deleted the msg before you saw it
this is golden
WITH THOSE SCNEES RHE WAY U TALK

SAME
LUV UR SNIFFS
it is 4000+ !
OH MAH GAH
thanks for telling us
actually tho that would be such a vibe
Lmao
LOL
Yupppp
oh mah gah
Righttt
@obtuse timber do u know hozier
Are you trying to get the apples squished
im sorry 🐒
NOOO not the arthritic monkey-
Eh I prefer voices like Thom Yorke or Rob Dougan
yes
I meant personally
Cus ur Irish
move to #💬・off-topic
And there’s 7 Irish people in the world
o I don't
oh rly
Omg: nice info
if you aren't talking about the poem, please move to off topic
source?
Oh
Lee
Who knows, im not travelling the seven seas just to read it
Why you keep bringing me up
it pinned
Im not reading it out of principle now
It can get an obligatory 8/10
bruh ok
LEE
THAT IS SO CUTE I AM SCREAMING
also, i am asking @thorn cobalt @kind viper and @obtuse timber and a few others to use suitable language and topics for the environment of the server. Do not bypass the automod. This is your last warning.
Like the profanity filter..?
yes.
Wait with did y’all swear???
Sure did, but the automod kept catching it like it's suppose to.
This thread has like 4 thousand messages what the heeelll
Wonderful! @deft trench has just pregressed to level 19!
Almost 5k
I’m trying to scroll up to see what started it haha
Here it is
Yeah…I’ll just shimmy my way out of that
😭
This started liek 2 days ago
Ah, i still remmeber the first hours
How good it was to be a child
Sounds like a fun time :3
It sure was pal
Aged like 10 years in this forum ey
2 days and 5k+ messages is absurd
Hummm we are like 6 main ppl talking so
Well even then, you’d be sending 800 messages in that time — well actually it makes sense
And poetica challenged us
Poetica :0?
Yeah @supple osprey
(Ignore the ping sry
Btw we are 5k in this whats the next step?
10k
Les go for that
I remember a haiku post that lasted nearly half the amount of messages just filled with haikus, I gotta find it
Pls react to this post w an apple btw
*Pls react to this
post w an apple
btw*
Its v important


I wonder if our post will be lost like that
Yee, my old post owns are like drowned in too haha
Its been on the top for the past days but who knows the future
Oo I can check that
How long have you been that for?
Ping me in one of your poems if you wish to btw
Why not ((: and about a year now I’ve been in this server
I’ve just been going back and forth
I’ll pick you in my oldest one and most recent one how’s that
:))
SOUNDS COOL TO ME
Tagged!
Hmmm most of my stuff is on instagram, I like to make them look artsy
Hopefully I can make a book of it, there’s this one book I’ve been meaning to take inspiration from
Reallly realllllyyy pretty
Ahh mixed art books are v cool
Id like to make one myself as im interested in drawing and photography
@jade bobcat oki but still don't understand 😭
what???
why are u tagging me in this 😭
cacaracaca!!!
cacacracacaa!
thats why lmaolmaolmao
RAY OMG YOU'RE AMAZING BEST SON
@odd heron
Summoned!?!
Like it’s literally like it’s my body 😭
...........
what the hell going on here
I believe this comment section has become the "Girl's Safe Space" area for now
I say let them have it
It is not often that we find human connection, let them connect
It will be gone soon enough
i want the souls of the facebook grandmas and their personal data
**i want the souls of
the facebook grandmas and their
personal data**
this is the girls bathroom yes
we have a gc now so if ur annoyed by this, good we'll keep adding on to this thread AND talking in the gc
ate
No, of course I'm not annoyed. Like I said, this has become your guy's improv "safe space", and I want that for you guys.
I'm just asking the mods if it might not be prudent to simply let you guys enjoy this "safe space" of yours while it lasts
After all, as of yet, there are few spaces like it left
oh no that wasnt reply to ur message that was a message directly to LEE HAIKU HATER #1 shouts at loudest volume i can possibly achieve
Wonderful! @lean hollow has just pregressed to level 16!
the shout had reverb btw
thanks kevs ‼️
Poor guy 😭
Dont talk like that to lee yk we love him
The apples?
😋 indeed

Get back
Thats literally THE perfect haiku
You should send that to zucken and the grandmas
Bro, I literally love you what

YASSS
no js zucken i love th grandmas
😭
Is poop a forbidden word
still think abt this when i eat apples
i have bad timing. i have terrible timing
HANDSNJDKSF
Same
I ###CKED UP
SO SOREY
<minding my business, happily munching> "is poop forbidden?"
I think about this when I S##T
Ill remmeber this for as long as i remmeber the op of mlp
IM SORRYRYRYRY
That’s so out of context
Yes
Wait i forgot what this meant
atp half of what i say is bad out of context (and even in context 😭)
Like putting bricks on stuff
Bricked?
"Tongue dancers"
I mean ik how its used in certain contexts but uh
Outside of that
Bricked
Bricked walls are hard indeed
Cus they’re made of bricks
That’s why


i wish there was a similar but different cat emoji
like same vacant state different cat

What kind of cat is meant by you dearest fizz
There prob is
You gotta explore the forest
it's like different stages of grief ykwim
Hah3hbej
Yagshhs
Ok im laugjing irl
That has blackthorn trees
Indeed indeed
LOLLL I CANT—
I did too
Lmaooo hallooo
We moved to a private gc 😭
OH WHAT
I cant add you bc u might get shocked
I js remembered a news headline "Kid dies of eletrocution and parents are in shock"
Was it eletrocution the name ugh idk
YOOO @cobalt trail YOU DISLIKED THE POEM
Happens all the time
:O
Shocking right i never thought there would be betrayal within my blood
It fs does
I DIDNT MEAN TO 😭
AISLA PLEASE I LOVE RBE POEM
Redeem yourself
poo poo bad ?!
god i wish
I mean why not
people got angry tho 😭
Rules are meant to be broken ☝️🤓
foe weal my felloe nerdth 🤓 ☝️
Itd be fun if it slowly reaches 10k tho :3
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHSAG I’m dying—
theyll never see it coming >:)
Honestly it’s one text at a time
:SobbinTheLanaDelReyOut:
Ur right, we should isolate Lee >.>
understand that i have just read through all of this
Did it take you four days?
Wonderful! @obtuse timber has just pregressed to level 22!
Wtff I missed this. Thats so beautiful
incrament deez nutz
Thats where unknown lives
disney make sense

